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Session Start: Mon Apr 24 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #windows2003
[01:13] <Hobolihu> I think some disks on a srv got some disk errors/bad blocks. how can i che
[01:34] * Shintai m00s
[03:55] <spamalope> Hobolihu: chkdisk
[04:03] <Shintai> http://elves.g1b50n.co.za:8001/sack.jpg
[04:06] <spamalope> heh
[04:07] * spamalope gives the spamalope flu to Shintai
[04:07] <Shintai> noooo
[04:07] <Shintai> btw
[04:07] <Shintai> made new nick for u
[04:07] <spamalope> orly
[04:07] <Shintai> when u were piping some girl
[04:08] <Shintai> and we made fun of you
[04:08] <Shintai> http://news.com.com/Congress+readies+new+digital+copyright+bill/2100-1028_3
[04:08] <Shintai> jeebus
[04:09] <spamalope> so whats my new nick?
[04:09] <Shintai> swallope
[04:09] <spamalope> hrm
[04:09] <spamalope> doesnt make sense
[04:09] <Shintai> not to you :p
[04:10] <spamalope> you guys need to have less time to make me new nicks
[04:10] <spamalope> and more time getting laid
[04:10] <spamalope> haw
[04:10] <Shintai> what time do you meet at work
[04:10] <Shintai> u always fisrt on
[04:10] <spamalope> i get up early
[04:10] <spamalope> i go in at 800
[04:11] <spamalope> its 611 now
[04:11] <Shintai> jeebus
[04:11] <spamalope> traffic
[04:11] <spamalope> and i get ready slow
[04:11] <Shintai> hehe
[04:11] <Shintai> i wake up at 8:30
[04:11] <Shintai> at work between 9:30 and 10
[04:12] <Shintai> bike is fast in rushhour
[04:12] <spamalope> haw
[04:12] <Shintai> and i cycle along lakes etc
[04:13] <Shintai> some 4miles each way
[04:13] <Shintai> i need some to put me in bed really
[04:13] <spamalope> haw
[04:13] <Shintai> when i lived home I went to bed around 23:00
[04:13] <Shintai> now its around 02
[04:13] <Shintai> or 03
[04:16] <Shintai> waseasier at the farm
[04:16] <Shintai> up at 4am
[04:16] <Shintai> to work
[04:16] <Shintai> feed the spamalopes
[04:17] <Shintai> and clean in their cubes
[04:34] <spamalope> o
[04:37] <Shintai> .wsf -o copenhagen dk
[04:37] <Shintai> o.O
[04:38] <Mirag> .wz -o copenhagen dk
[04:38] <Canuck> Copenhagen, Denmark -- 1:38 PM CEST Updated: 1:20 PM CEST
[04:38] <Shintai> oh ye
[04:38] <Canuck> Temp: 48F/9C Windchill: 44F/7C Humidity: 82%
[04:38] <Shintai> *brrr*
[04:41] <spamalope> .wz
[04:41] <Canuck> Memphis, Tennessee -- 6:42 AM CDT Updated: 5:53 AM CDT
[04:41] <Canuck> Temp: 64F/18C Humidity: 77%
[04:42] <Canuck> Conditions: Mostly Cloudy Wind: (SE) 7mph/11kmh
[05:01] <Hobolihu> when i do echo %world%>>file.txt it places an space after the value
[05:09] <Shintai> a space?
[05:09] <Shintai> u mean a linechange?
[05:14] <e-vad> so, the more i ride this bike the happier i am with my decision
[05:14] <Hobolihu> it may be. it is an space " " after the word i echoed out
[05:14] <e-vad> i do need however to raise the seat some
[05:25] <Shintai> there wont be a nice if you echo a world
[05:26] <Shintai> seems like its your variable thats the issue
[05:26] <Shintai> or you mix a " " with a lineshift
[05:26] * Shintai chokes e-vad
[05:26] * e-vad dies
[05:26] <Shintai> u bought some racing bike?
[05:28] <Shintai> wakeup before i give you anus to mounth resurrection
[05:29] <e-vad> ha
[05:29] <e-vad> nah couldnt afford the 'racing' bike
[05:29] <e-vad> racing == road bike
[05:29] <e-vad> but no one makes a straight road bike anymore
[05:30] <e-vad> so i got what the called a 'high end hybrid'
[05:30] <Shintai> i got a city bike
[05:30] <e-vad> which is a road bike with mtn bike handle bars
[05:30] <Shintai> http://www.centurion.dk/Default.asp?ID=302&M=Shop&PID=525&ProductID=333
[05:31] <Shintai> this one
[05:31] <Shintai> i miss having a racing cycle abit
[05:31] <Shintai> since I drive quite fast
[05:32] <hulli_> that's fine armstrong
[05:32] <Shintai> hah :P
[05:32] <e-vad> those are thin tires no?
[05:32] <Shintai> yes thin
[05:32] <e-vad> pretty much the same bike i bought
[05:32] <hulli_> e-vad: is this your first bike or something? :)
[05:32] <e-vad> just not in english
[05:32] <e-vad> hulli_: no
[05:32] <e-vad> its a replacement for a cannondale that got pwnt
[05:32] <hulli_> :/
[05:32] <e-vad> which in turn was a replacement for a mtn bike, etc etc
[05:33] <Shintai> road bikes seems to cost a fortune
[05:33] <e-vad> i've been bike commuting for about a year now
[05:33] <e-vad> well, entry lvl is ~700 round here
[05:33] <e-vad> thats for the bike they laugh at when you show up to a meet
[05:34] <Shintai> i payed some 550$ for mine with 25% tax
[05:34] <Shintai> I thought about this one
[05:34] <Shintai> http://www.centurion.dk/Default.asp?ID=301&M=Shop&PID=524&ProductID=299
[05:34] <Shintai> but thats 1000$+ :(
[05:34] <e-vad> i paid about the same, + a few accessories
[05:34] <Shintai> had it just been 600$
[05:34] <e-vad> i asked the guy in the store
[05:34] <hulli_> hrm I should get a new one actually... but ok, getting one with an engine so
[05:35] <e-vad> told him, be honest
[05:35] <Shintai> engine that I will make sure wont run
[05:35] <e-vad> whats the diff between this and the dropped bars
[05:35] <Shintai> when u wanna go home
[05:35] <Shintai> :P
[05:35] <e-vad> he said, $250
[05:36] <e-vad> compared to the mtn bike i was riding, this thing flies
[05:36] <Shintai> ye
[05:36] <e-vad> got toe clips too
[05:36] <Shintai> thick tires sucks
[05:36] <e-vad> makes a world of differance
[05:36] <Mirag> hulli_, So you ARE planning on getting that Puch Maxi you've always dreamed a
[05:36] <Shintai> haha
[05:36] <hulli_> Mirag: yep
[05:36] <spamalope> real men ride mtn bikes
[05:36] <spamalope> street bikes r fer homos
[05:36] <hulli_> bought your girlfriends
[05:36] <Mirag> sweet.. Ill supply the green milkbox for the back
[05:37] <Shintai> we already got the milkbox
[05:37] <Shintai> in the office
[05:37] <hulli_> hm apparently so
[05:37] <e-vad> spamalope: the mtn bike i had a few years back is what they now call a stump
[05:37] <Shintai> I have foreseen it :p
[05:37] <e-vad> not sure why tho
[05:37] <Shintai> I found spamalopes bike
[05:37] <Shintai> http://www.centurion.dk/Default.asp?ID=321&M=Shop&PID=544&ProductID=1947
[05:38] <e-vad> Shintai: http://www.specialized.com/bc/SBCBkModel.jsp?spid=12388
[05:38] <e-vad> the 2 post kickstand
[05:38] <spamalope> http://server1.plunder.com/1211/creamedgates.mpeg
[05:38] <Shintai> uhh
[05:38] <Shintai> nice bike
[05:39] <spamalope> i still love that vid
[05:39] <Shintai> I think my next bike will be semi custom amde
[05:39] <Shintai> nothing fancy
[05:39] <Shintai> but not 24gear :P
[05:39] <Mirag> American Biker!
[05:39] <Mirag> guess not..
[05:40] <Darkion> morning people
[05:40] <Darkion> .wz 77098
[05:40] <Canuck> Houston, Texas -- 7:40 AM CDT Updated: 7:39 AM CDT
[05:40] <Canuck> Temp: 73.2F/23C Heat Index: 71F/21C Humidity: 89%
[05:40] <e-vad> my next one may be as well
[05:40] <Canuck> Conditions: Mostly Cloudy Wind: Calm
[05:40] <e-vad> but then, i dont plan on replacing this one
[05:40] <e-vad> just buying upgrades here and there
[05:40] <Shintai> hehe
[05:40] <Shintai> wel
[05:41] <Shintai> wont upgrade mine
[05:41] <Shintai> but I guess there will go some 4-5years or so atleast
[05:41] <e-vad> thats not entirely true either
[05:41] <Shintai> unless it gets stolen or I get run down
[05:41] <e-vad> when/if i get a settlement, i will buy a decent roaddie
[05:41] <e-vad> and prob a few upgrades for this one
[05:41] <e-vad> wheels and such
[05:42] <Shintai> http://money.cnn.com/2006/04/23/news/economy/oil_lundberg/index.htm?cnn=yes
[05:42] <Shintai> i want those wheels with only 4-7 "connectors" out
[05:42] <Shintai> they look cute
[05:42] <Shintai> and its easier to clean
[05:42] <Shintai> :P
[05:43] <e-vad> i was thinking some cyclocross wheels
[05:44] <e-vad> ....
[05:44] <e-vad> not those
[05:44] <e-vad> high end performance wheels tho, the once with 3 or 4 huge plastic things com
[05:45] <Shintai> ye
[05:45] <Shintai> those I like
[05:45] <Shintai> dont need the high performance part tho
[05:45] * spamalope is on hold with dell
[05:45] <spamalope> hello india
[05:45] <Shintai> hah
[05:45] <Shintai> US outsourcing roxxor
[05:45] <Shintai> we get drunk irish people here
[05:46] <spamalope> prolly not much better
[05:49] <spamalope> that was the fastest dell call i ever had
[05:49] <spamalope> 2 americans
[05:49] <Shintai> i dont think dell calls take long here
[05:49] <hulli_> they don't
[05:49] <Shintai> the times I tried its a 1min task
[05:50] <Whitor> hi
[05:50] <e-vad> no
[05:50] <Darkion> hey
[05:50] <e-vad> there is no hi for you
[05:50] <e-vad> all this "hi" makes me sick
[05:50] <e-vad> you are discusting
[05:50] <e-vad> you are a maggot
[05:50] <hulli_> hehe
[05:51] <Shintai> makes us vomit!
[05:51] <e-vad> now drop and gimmie 20
[05:52] <Shintai> 20 is harsh
[05:52] <Shintai> I can do abit over 20 on a good day
[05:52] <Shintai> very good day
[05:52] <Shintai> :P
[05:53] <e-vad> i can manage 20
[05:53] <e-vad> girl style
[05:53] <e-vad> i never cared much for upper body strength
[05:54] <Shintai> hehe
[05:54] <spamalope> sissy boy
[05:54] <Shintai> I can do like 35-40 girlstyle
[05:54] <spamalope> !!!
[05:54] <fluor_> my strength is in my brain
[05:54] <e-vad> spamalope: i have no need
[05:54] <Shintai> if you can hold your arms out to the side
[05:54] <spamalope> im sorry fluor_!
[05:54] <Shintai> and not straight down
[05:54] * e-vad has a roundhouse like chuck norris
[05:54] * spamalope suplexes e-vad
[05:55] <Whitor> come now, spamalope, look at the channel you are in. what do you expect? ste
[05:55] * e-vad figure 4's spamalope
[05:55] <spamalope> Whitor: haw
[05:56] <spamalope> Shintai is a good example
[05:56] <spamalope> he's like 130 pounds
[05:56] <Whitor> the mere fact that you know what IRC _is_. puts you lower on the presidentia
[05:56] <Shintai> hehe
[05:57] <Shintai> im actually strong
[05:57] <Shintai> compared to my size
[05:57] <spamalope> for a 130 pounder maybe
[05:57] <spamalope> which isnt very strong heh
[05:57] <Shintai> hah
[05:57] <Shintai> i can lift 200pounds in wheatsacks
[05:57] <Shintai> on my shoulders
[05:58] <spamalope> i can lisft that and you at once
[05:58] <spamalope> lift
[05:58] <Shintai> hehe
[05:58] <Shintai> i remember one of my halfbrothers friends
[05:58] <spamalope> actually i couldnt
[05:58] <Shintai> he was what u americans would call navy seal
[05:58] <spamalope> too much risk of hurting back again
[05:58] <Shintai> he carried my large speakers under each arm
[05:58] <spamalope> haw
[05:58] <Shintai> he is 2m07cm
[05:59] <Whitor> tall boy
[05:59] <e-vad> i could never be a seal
[05:59] <e-vad> wouldnt want to either
[05:59] <Whitor> nor would I
[05:59] <Shintai> i would neverbe a seal
[05:59] <Shintai> :P
[05:59] <e-vad> marines special ops, if i had to go
[05:59] <spamalope> i like when seals clap
[05:59] <Shintai> maries are nutbolts
[05:59] <Whitor> heh
[06:00] <e-vad> if there were a draft, i'd avoid it by shooting my self, or joining the marin
[06:00] <spamalope> e-vad: not without some upper body u aint
[06:00] <Whitor> navy intelligence
[06:00] <spamalope> hyeh
[06:00] <Shintai> we have draft here
[06:00] <Shintai> but its lottery
[06:00] <Shintai> like 20% comes in
[06:00] <spamalope> google calandar doesnt work
[06:00] <Shintai> for 6months service
[06:00] <spamalope> heh
[06:00] <spamalope> 6 months?
[06:00] <Shintai> they wanted me for airforce, on ground
[06:00] <spamalope> marine basic training is longer than that
[06:00] <Shintai> but I draw BIG NUMBER
[06:01] <Shintai> and laughed in their faces and danced out
[06:01] <Whitor> gj Shintai
[06:01] <Shintai> we have reduced training from 9 to 6 months
[06:01] <Shintai> i know a guy
[06:01] <spamalope> you danced?
[06:01] <spamalope> did they beat you down?
[06:01] <Shintai> who got number 9
[06:01] * e-vad does the robot
[06:01] <Shintai> and u need to be like over 15000
[06:01] <Shintai> to get away
[06:02] <Shintai> so he was like pretty much done
[06:02] <Whitor> don't you have to do civila service of some sort in dk?
[06:02] <Shintai> no
[06:02] <Shintai> if u refuse army
[06:02] <Shintai> then yes
[06:02] <Shintai> civil service thing
[06:02] <Mirag> my dad got 180959.. kinda spooky given that he's born on september the 18 - 1
[06:02] <Shintai> heh
[06:02] <Shintai> I got 23000 something
[06:03] <Shintai> they really tried comvience me for airforce thing before drawing
[06:03] <Shintai> cheap IT labour
[06:03] <Shintai> for 9 months back then, now its 6
[06:04] <Shintai> but US gonna get draft too soon I guess
[06:04] <Shintai> people dont wanna be in the army anymore :P
[06:04] <e-vad> i wouldnt mind, most days
[06:05] <e-vad> other days i would
[06:05] <Shintai> the people we send got some special contract atleast they signed
[06:05] <e-vad> kinda split on it
[06:05] <Shintai> hehe
[06:05] <Shintai> I know most people join the US army to get an education
[06:05] <BillGates> they do it to get money
[06:05] <e-vad> that, and bct is the only reason i'd go
[06:05] <Shintai> bct?
[06:06] <Shintai> we get crap money in the army here
[06:06] <spamalope> who is BillGates heh
[06:06] <Shintai> and education outside the army is better
[06:06] * BillGates slaps spamalope around a bit with a rubber woman
[06:06] <BillGates> i am your daddy
[06:06] <spamalope> not mine
[06:06] <spamalope> DortoH maybe
[06:06] <Whitor> bill gates is the owner of microsoft
[06:06] <Shintai> its homo vern
[06:06] <e-vad> basic combat tarining
[06:06] <spamalope> ah vern
[06:06] <Shintai> ye see I was right :P
[06:07] <spamalope> hah
[06:07] <spamalope> for some reason google cal doesn send txt msg to verizon phones
[06:07] <Shintai> and he is damn triggerfast
[06:08] <hulli_> women are insane.
[06:08] <spamalope> yes
[06:08] <spamalope> you just now found that out?
[06:08] <Shintai> just ask e-vad :P
[06:08] <Shintai> e-vad: hows the homefront going?
[06:08] <hulli_> spamalope: no, it just surprises me now and then
[06:10] <hulli_> I mean, the scope of their insanity
[06:13] <spamalope> its always extreme
[06:14] <e-vad> homefront?
[06:14] <e-vad> what?
[06:14] <spamalope> i found mikep's car - http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/anikdan1/sig/p
[06:14] <hulli_> hehe
[06:15] <e-vad> complete with walmart spinners
[06:15] <kurko> that car is kwond out
[06:16] <e-vad> i dont see a lawn chair bolted down in it thow
[06:17] <hulli_> spamalope: this girl wrote to me, simply to bitch about me not getting back
[06:17] <hulli_> she don't want anything
[06:17] <hulli_> she just wanted to bitch
[06:18] <Shintai> a female version of shintai
[06:18] <hulli_> I mean... leave me the fuck alone
[06:18] <hulli_> yeah you too
[06:18] <Shintai> can i go home then? :P
[06:18] <hulli_> no you moron :P
[06:18] <Shintai> damn
[06:18] <Maxmilian> haha
[06:19] <spamalope> hulli_: sounds about right
[06:21] <hulli_> they're so very frustrating
[06:21] <Maxmilian> hulli, just fake some undelivery report, send back and ignore her ;)
[06:21] <spamalope> indeed
[06:21] <hulli_> undelivery report? it's text messages
[06:21] <Maxmilian> ah damn ;)
[06:21] <spamalope> just send back "F U"
[06:21] <hulli_> yeah, well, she's soo fucking hot...
[06:21] <spamalope> post some pics
[06:22] <Maxmilian> and "soo fucking stupid" too it seems ;p
[06:22] <Shintai> i got pics
[06:22] <hulli_> so I could most likely manage to overcome my principle of not fucking stupid
[06:22] <Shintai> like with steph
[06:22] <Shintai> :P
[06:22] <hulli_> but wth
[06:22] <spamalope> post a pic and ill photoshop it with me on it
[06:22] <spamalope> ** stephdef
[06:22] <IaMaJerk> stephdef == http://spamalope.googlepages.com/spam-steph.jpg
[06:23] <Shintai> im more scared of him that steph
[06:23] <Shintai> he can actually reach me
[06:23] <spamalope> just beat his ass
[06:23] <Shintai> ye im thinking of it
[06:24] <Shintai> but might hurt his selfconfidence
[06:24] <spamalope> thats ok
[06:24] <hulli_> heheh
[06:25] <hulli_> think of all the ladies that'll have to suffer if you hurt my selfconfidence
[06:25] <hulli_> they're really quite innocent
[06:25] * Darkion drinks more coffee
[06:25] <hulli_> so wouldn't be nice of you
[06:25] <Darkion> man....I need to wake up
[06:26] <Shintai> hehe
[06:26] <Mirag> Shintai, leave him alone.. At his rate he'll end up with HIV anytime soon any
[06:27] <hulli_> :/
[06:27] <Shintai> well, I do hope he uses a raincoat for all his changes
[06:27] <Shintai> else spamalope is smarter than him
[06:27] * e-vad wonders why one would have sex in a raincoat
[06:27] <Mirag> he has to.. every mm counts in his favor :P
[06:27] <e-vad> ...to each his own
[06:27] <hulli_> LOL
[06:27] <hulli_> nice one Mirag
[06:27] <Shintai> haha
[06:32] * spamalope puts on his raincoat
[06:32] * spamalope looks at Shintai
[06:32] * spamalope humps
[06:32] <hulli_> your humps?
[06:32] <Shintai> down boy!
[06:32] * Shintai takes spamalope to the vet to get him "fixed"
[06:33] <spamalope> shizzle
[06:34] <Shintai> http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=728&NewsID=7
[06:34] <Shintai> nice one
[06:34] <jason--> anyone know of a script to manage automatic updates on servers?
[06:34] <Shintai> yes
[06:34] <spamalope> lol
[06:34] <Shintai> but its mine!
[06:34] <Shintai> however
[06:34] <Shintai> you can use WSUS instead
[06:34] <spamalope> http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/
[06:35] <Shintai> what this propaganda
[06:36] <spamalope> i should have held off buying mine
[06:36] <Shintai> u can buy one with a 64bit merom CPU in about 5 months
[06:36] <spamalope> yeah
[06:36] <Shintai> merom fits and run directly in mac minis
[06:37] <spamalope> meron?
[06:37] <spamalope> m
[06:37] <Shintai> merom= mobile version of intels NGMA
[06:37] <spamalope> o
[06:37] <hulli_> rly
[06:37] <Shintai> hehehe
[06:37] <Shintai> 2:1 performance/watt over core duo
[06:38] <spamalope> i bet that will really play some wow
[06:38] <Shintai> tho I bet it will be named core duo too
[06:38] <Shintai> hah
[06:38] <Shintai> reminds me
[06:38] <Shintai> did U see wow benchies?
[06:38] <spamalope> no
[06:38] <Shintai> 15-20FPS under OSX
[06:38] <Shintai> 35-40 under windows
[06:38] <spamalope> on same box?
[06:38] <Shintai> on the same macbook pro
[06:38] <spamalope> bootcamp
[06:38] <spamalope> orly
[06:38] <Shintai> oyes
[06:39] <e-vad> talking bout this shit for
[06:39] <Shintai> either there is alot to be done with wow coding
[06:39] <e-vad> ....
[06:39] <e-vad> pleh
[06:39] <Shintai> or osc gfx subsystem succk0r
[06:39] <Shintai> osx*
[06:39] <spamalope> Shintai: most of the code is not fully rewritten for intel
[06:39] <spamalope> as faw as osx
[06:39] * Shintai cuts up e-vads cycletires
[06:40] <Shintai> is there anything rewritten? :P
[06:40] <spamalope> http://static.flickr.com/56/117520617_26268ba539_b.jpg
[06:40] <BillGates> sfw?
[06:41] <spamalope> yeah
[06:41] <Shintai> that your city?
[06:41] <spamalope> hell no
[06:41] <spamalope> lol
[06:41] <spamalope> thats NYC
[06:41] <Shintai> arh, hard to see when the towers gone
[06:42] <Shintai> nasty population
[06:42] <hulli_> you're such an asshole Shintai
[06:42] <Shintai> and polution
[06:42] <Shintai> its manhatten? or is that to the left
[06:42] <J2k___> hiya all
[06:42] <spamalope> it is Shintai
[06:43] <e-vad> i bet the city doesnt really look that good
[06:43] <spamalope> google cal does not work
[06:43] <e-vad> shits touched up like crazy
[06:43] <spamalope> it wont even email me
[06:43] <e-vad> spamalope: works fine for me
[06:43] <spamalope> does it email you?
[06:43] <e-vad> yes
[06:43] <spamalope> wtf
[06:43] <e-vad> hits up my verizon bb too
[06:43] <ErrorF002> link please
[06:43] <Shintai> not much green stuff in NYC :/
[06:44] <e-vad> link to what?
[06:44] <ErrorF002> nyc pic
[06:44] <spamalope> deeez nutz
[06:44] <e-vad> http://static.flickr.com/56/117520617_26268ba539_b.jpg
[06:44] <e-vad> or... scroll up
[06:44] <ErrorF002> I just rejoined
[06:44] <e-vad> the entire thing bothers me
[06:44] <e-vad> unnatural
[06:44] <Shintai> hehe
[06:45] <Shintai> well
[06:45] <Shintai> sucks with the tiny football sized park only
[06:45] <spamalope> wish i could set repeats ever 48 hours
[06:45] <spamalope> every
[06:45] <Shintai> tokyo must be alot worse
[06:45] <e-vad> spamalope: i set them in outlook, then import to gcal
[06:46] <ErrorF002> is gcal even worth it?
[06:46] <spamalope> its ok
[06:46] <spamalope> its not email my gmail account for a reminder
[06:46] <ErrorF002> google needs stop making the wheel more round and concentrate on new shit
[06:47] <spamalope> You are currently using 116 MB (4%) of your 2717 MB.
[06:47] <spamalope> yay
[06:47] <J2k___>
[06:47] <J2k___>
[06:49] <spamalope> orly
[06:54] <hhrp-man> re
[06:54] <e-vad> er
[06:57] <spamalope> err
[06:57] <Shintai> rr
[06:58] <spamalope> e i e i o
[07:00] <e-vad> and on he farm he had a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[07:00] <Shintai> spamalope!
[07:01] <spamalope> rawr
[07:02] <spamalope> so steph has not cbeen back?
[07:02] <spamalope> she has not seen the pic
[07:04] <Whitor> st
[07:04] <Whitor> stutter
[07:05] <hhrp-man> i have been told that users only can HAVE 1 GAL showing in outlook
[07:05] <hhrp-man> i been trying to have a users see 2 GALS ... looks like it doesnt work
[07:06] <Mirag> ..
[07:06] <spamalope> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_virtual_machines
[07:09] <Shintai> http://www.veritest.com/NR/rdonlyres/2104181C-0DA4-4E20-9563-6C76A2C41BEA/0
[07:09] <Shintai> IBMs X3 chipset kicks butt
[07:10] <DortoH> mmmm X3
[07:15] * Whitor is now known as WhiDonut
[07:16] <WhiDonut> Time for a snack
[07:26] <e-vad> you scared her off
[07:30] <Shintai> who
[07:30] <e-vad> indeed
[07:40] <limitless> is there another way to add a namespace for DFS other then the dfs manage
[07:41] <Shintai> with a cmdline maybe
[07:42] <limitless> i'm using dfs managment and it says i need enterprise edition to add a AD
[07:46] <kurko> whats the command to disable network adapters in cmd prompt ?
[07:46] <LarchWerk> net stop?
[07:46] <LarchWerk> heh
[07:47] <LarchWerk> that'll disable all of them..
[07:47] <kurko> lol
[07:47] <kurko> negative
[07:47] <kurko> want to disable a speciifc adapter
[07:48] <Shintai> think u need vb script ot a custom tool
[07:49] <kurko> figured as much
[07:49] <kurko> but hoped there was something already built into windows to help me do it oh
[07:50] <kurko> ah
[07:50] <kurko> i figured it out
[07:50] <kurko> MS makes a program for it
[07:51] <e-vad> !google 45 kmph in mph
[07:51] <Canuck> GTAForums.com -> Fastest car in Vice Cit @ http://www.gtaforums.com/index
[07:51] <e-vad> !google 45 kph in mph
[07:51] <Canuck> 45 kph = 27.9617037 mph
[07:51] <limitless> !google 40mph in kph
[07:51] <Canuck> 40 mph = 64.37376 kph
[07:51] <limitless> i love this bot
[07:52] <kurko> heh
[07:52] <kurko> pretty convenient
[07:52] <limitless> !google dfs
[07:52] <Canuck> DFS Galleria @ http://www.dfsgalleria.com/ | DFS Galleria: Duty Free, Tax Fr
[07:52] <limitless> !google closednode
[07:52] <Canuck> closednode.net @ http://closednode.net/ | ~ www.dpeddi.com ~ Yet another use
[07:53] <limitless> how long does it take for dfs replication to work?
[08:00] <e-vad> !tla dfs
[08:00] <tla> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/archives/203-Using-the-File-Server-Migration
[08:00] <tla> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/categories/18-Windows-2003/P2.html
[08:00] <e-vad> ....
[08:00] <limitless> tanks
[08:00] <e-vad> flood!
[08:01] <DortoH> mother fawker, these asshats want a third interview
[08:01] <hulli_> change your de
[08:01] <hulli_> deo
[08:01] <DortoH> i've put in more hours in interviews than I'll work
[08:01] <hulli_> heheh
[08:02] <BillGates> lol
[08:02] <hulli_> hm off to the gym, bye guys :)
[08:04] <e-vad> just tell them... tla.com
[08:04] <e-vad> and done
[08:17] <spamalope> DortoH: that means u prolly gonna get it
[08:17] <DortoH> yeah, they called my references last week
[08:18] <DortoH> i think it is more of an offer meeting, rather than a full interview
[08:19] <e-vad> tell them, how much $$ does god make
[08:19] * Shintai m00s
[08:19] <e-vad> i want 1/10 of that
[08:20] <BillGates> 1/10th of 0 is, 0
[08:20] <Shintai> u want 1/10th of what I make?
[08:20] <Shintai> yo biatch
[08:20] <BillGates> stfu danZenie
[08:20] <danZenie> hey
[08:20] <DortoH> TeH Danze
[08:20] <Shintai> hehe owned :P
[08:20] <danZenie> whats going on here?
[08:20] <e-vad> BillGates: i'm christian, i give him 20% of my income, before taxes
[08:20] <danZenie> geez man
[08:20] <BillGates> heh
[08:21] <Shintai> tithe is only 10%
[08:21] <danZenie> gimme a second to step in the door before opression
[08:21] <BillGates> you need to stop that lame ass join
[08:21] <danZenie> why is it lame?
[08:21] <e-vad> whattever
[08:21] <e-vad> because it never changes
[08:21] <e-vad> i'm bak bitches
[08:22] <danZenie> such behaviour
[08:22] <danZenie> i don't get no respect around here
[08:22] <makfu> I know, I couldn't help it...
[08:22] <danZenie> feel like dangerfield
[08:22] <DortoH> he danZenie, me and mitch had a good chuckle at your expense at lunch yester
[08:22] <danZenie> "chuckle"?
[08:23] <danZenie> what exactly does that mean?
[08:23] <DortoH> yes, we LOLed
[08:23] <Shintai> me and mitch? :p
[08:23] <danZenie> orly!
[08:23] <DortoH> YA RLY!
[08:23] <danZenie> I'm to be taken seriously
[08:23] <kurko> does not take you seriously
[08:23] <Shintai> hah
[08:24] <danZenie> DortoH, was he scurred?
[08:24] <DortoH> no, we LOLed and that was about it
[08:24] <DortoH> i told him all about you
[08:24] <danZenie> thanks, I'm sure that helped
[08:24] <danZenie> danzcasm intended
[08:24] <DortoH> indeed it did, we spent much less on beer too
[08:25] <danZenie> less on beer?
[08:25] <DortoH> yes, we were already having fun, no need to need any alcohol to improve the
[08:25] <danZenie> true true
[08:25] <danZenie> i wont even charge
[08:26] <danZenie> for bringing laughter in to your life
[08:27] * limitless is now known as lymbz
[08:27] <danZenie> so DortoH, is he going to acknowledge my startup in his follow up column?
[08:28] <DortoH> I don't know, but its pretty safe to assume no
[08:28] <danZenie> hmm, you said you told him about me. what exactly did you tell him abou t
[08:41] * kurko is now known as _kurko
[08:49] <WhiDonut> so.. corolla cost 14000 and gets 41mpg ... a prius cost 25000 and gets 55m
[08:49] <BillGates> 300,000 miles
[08:49] <WhiDonut> no
[08:49] <BillGates> and that 41 mpg is highway, mixed would probably be about 32-34
[08:49] <WhiDonut> I'm checking myself ... and giving you a head excersize
[08:50] <WhiDonut> just use the numbers
[08:50] <WhiDonut> or don't
[08:50] <WhiDonut> heh
[08:51] <BillGates> its your question, you do the math
[08:51] <BillGates> youd have too have the car for 5-7 years and drive a shitload to make up
[08:53] <DortoH> yeah at $3/gal it might take 300,000 miles, but what about 4-5 bucks a gallo
[08:54] <DortoH> driving a hybrid is not about saving money
[08:54] <Life^> wait what?
[08:54] <BillGates> people think it is though
[08:54] <Life^> it doesn't take 300,000 miles lol
[08:54] <BillGates> it would be close Life^
[08:54] <Life^> oh wait my bad
[08:54] <BillGates> 11,000 *difference* is alot to make up, just on gas
[08:54] <Life^> I carried in my head wrong ;)
[08:54] <Life^> that would explan the extra place :P
[08:55] <DortoH> 300,000 miles isn't alot for some people
[08:55] <DortoH> most taxis here are Prius'
[08:55] <e-vad> like those that commute from NY to cali daily
[08:55] <e-vad> i figure it isnt helping much
[08:55] <Life^> sides
[08:55] <DortoH> there is a dude who works for Cisco that has a 186 mile commute each way, ev
[08:55] <Life^> lets face it
[08:55] <e-vad> as one has to dispose of all of its other parts
[08:56] <Life^> If cars were a decision based on gas mileage than hummers wouldn't exist, nor
[08:56] <e-vad> batteries, and other things less enviro friendly
[08:56] <Life^> e-vad: Arguably more friendly than the gas fumes ;)
[08:57] <e-vad> if transportation were based on gase mileage we would all ride bikes and mass
[08:57] <e-vad> yes because several lb's of lead and other harsh chemicals is just what i wan
[08:58] <DortoH> buy 2008 the Prius is supposed to have LiOn batteries and get 130-150 MPG
[08:58] <Life^> as opposed to carsonagenic gases with freak mass storms and acid falling from
[08:58] <BillGates> lieeeees
[08:58] <DortoH> that will make it worthwhile
[08:58] <Life^> e-vad: All I'm saying is there is no perfect solution, and so if you're gonn
[08:59] <e-vad> my thought is cars in general are bad
[08:59] <e-vad> making them better is not going to fix it
[08:59] <BillGates> cars are a way of life
[08:59] <e-vad> ha
[08:59] <e-vad> mind, i have to run my car idle for 2h a week so that it doesnt rot
[09:00] <e-vad> i bike everywhere now
[09:00] <_kurko> eh found a nice command from MS, devcon
[09:00] <danZenie> yeah? tell us about it
[09:00] <e-vad> if not that, my wife/kids and i all pile into the gas guzzler
[09:00] <_kurko> well
[09:00] <_kurko> it helped me disable all the network adapters at the command prompt
[09:00] <_kurko> so it made me happy
[09:00] <_kurko> lol
[09:00] <danZenie> orly!
[09:00] <DortoH> hmmmm do I want to spend $50 on a ticket to a blue jays game
[09:01] <_kurko> devcon /kwon
[09:01] <_kurko> enough said
[09:01] <e-vad> DortoH: no
[09:01] <e-vad> tv is much cheaper
[09:01] <e-vad> view will be better
[09:01] <DortoH> but I will be there and have the time to blow
[09:01] <danZenie> you mean like this _kurko : http://supremebeings.org/ss/index.php?/archiv
[09:01] <BillGates> oh oh spam
[09:02] <e-vad> now now
[09:02] <e-vad> leave the danZ be
[09:02] <e-vad> we've oppressed him enuf for one am
[09:02] <danZenie> don't worry e-vad, it only makes me stronger
[09:03] <e-vad> indeed
[09:03] <spamalope> what up negro danZ
[09:03] <danZenie> what it is spama
[09:03] <spamalope> indeed
[09:03] <spamalope> man i fucked up an order
[09:03] <e-vad> wow
[09:03] <spamalope> ordered the wrong damn gbics
[09:03] <e-vad> vmwareplayer now installs google desktop
[09:03] <danZenie> is it too late to fix?
[09:04] <e-vad> spamalope: blame it on the sales rep
[09:04] <spamalope> im sure they will switch em for me
[09:04] <spamalope> she's kinda cute
[09:04] <e-vad> if i fuck something up, and they dont catch it, they eat the price
[09:04] <e-vad> (:
[09:06] <DortoH> boycott apps that want to install that shit
[09:06] <danZenie> don't do that
[09:07] <danZenie> i wont make any $$ off my firefox then
[09:07] <danZenie> oh wait
[09:07] <danZenie> tahts the bar
[09:07] <danZenie> not desktop
[09:07] <e-vad> yeah...
[09:07] <e-vad> because ms embeding their internet search into my filesystem searches is so c
[09:07] <DortoH> danZenie are you making anything of FF referals
[09:07] <danZenie> nickel and dime
[09:08] <DortoH> e-vad that was just laziness
[09:08] <e-vad> ?
[09:08] <danZenie> usually from shops I visit, or clients i provide support to
[09:08] <DortoH> lol
[09:09] <danZenie> I'm gonna do a writeup on firefox, and send it out on my mailing list
[09:09] <spamalope> all 3 of them?
[09:09] <danZenie> lots of FUD about IE, and praises about FF
[09:10] <Life^> lol wow that's not a horribly biased writeup ;)
[09:10] <Life^> so here's a question for you though ;)
[09:10] <DortoH> danZenie, write a good uninformed article
[09:10] <danZenie> people do it everyday. why not the danZ
[09:10] <Life^> would you make more in the hour it takes to write the article doing something
[09:10] <DortoH> post the link to said BS on digg, and watch the adsense bucks roll in
[09:10] <danZenie> the other day i read some shit in spanish about linux vs. MS on security
[09:11] <Life^> lol
[09:11] <danZenie> that's was a true pizza shit
[09:11] <danZenie> conclusion: you decided whats more secure for you
[09:11] <danZenie> what a pizza shit
[09:11] <Life^> haha
[09:11] <danZenie> i had to leave a comment to let them know it was a pizza shit
[09:11] <danZenie> i don't think they posted my comment though
[09:12] <danZenie> it was a local newspaper
[09:12] <DortoH> seems authors ignore you alot lately
[09:12] <danZenie> they can't handle the truth
[09:12] <danZenie> !!!
[09:12] <DortoH> lol
[09:12] <danZenie> nor Teh DanZ!
[09:12] <danZenie> in fact: the truth==Teh DanZ
[09:12] <danZenie> there!!
[09:16] <danZenie> you fsckers read mexican?
[09:20] <e-vad> read mexical
[09:20] <e-vad> *mexican
[09:21] <e-vad> because mexican is its own lang isnt it?
[09:21] <LarchWerk> we spend so much time trying to learn ebonics just to talk to danz that n
[09:22] <J2k___> any1 order contacts online?
[09:23] <e-vad> order contacts?
[09:23] <danZenie> well you fsckers in the states made that up
[09:23] <e-vad> oh
[09:23] <e-vad> eye things
[09:23] <J2k___> i'm curious if any website doesn't confirm w/ your eyes Dr
[09:23] <LarchWerk> don't call me a fscker you fuck
[09:23] <danZenie> stfu fscker!!!
[09:23] <danZenie> i calkl you wtf i want!
[09:23] <danZenie> call*
[09:25] <LarchWerk> you'd love to calkl me
[09:25] <LarchWerk> you fucking fag
[09:25] <LarchWerk> heh
[09:25] <danZenie> sure sure
[09:25] <danZenie> fscker
[09:26] <lymbz> why are you using fsck .. you're all windows...
[09:26] <lymbz> n/m
[09:32] <lymbz> i'm tryong to get dfsr to work. Right now i'm getting an error from the DFS h
[09:32] <lymbz> any clues?
[09:38] * ^Adonis is now known as Adonis
[09:38] * WhiDonut is now known as Whitor
[09:42] <danZenie> DortoH
[09:42] <DortoH> danZenie
[09:42] <danZenie> take down that +g
[09:44] <BillGates> dont do it!
[09:44] <Life^> It's a trick! ;)
[09:45] <danZenie> your gilr is also trick
[09:45] <Life^> lol
[09:52] <Kray> hi all, has anyone successfully imported an Outlook2003 PST file into Exchange
[09:53] <Kray> sureley one microsoft product would be compatible with another... o_0
[09:53] <DortoH> why not import it with Outlook?
[09:53] <Kray> these are for remote sites that use pst's on their machine, im trying to get t
[09:56] <Kray> nvm just read you can create an ansi PST from outlook and that is compatible w
[09:56] <Kray> pita
[09:56] <BillGates> ** hire
[09:56] <IaMaJerk> hire == sounds like you need to hire someone slightly smarter than yourse
[09:57] <Kray> yeah yeah
[09:59] <spamalope> anyone know of a good (pref free) organizational chart?
[10:00] <spamalope> app
[10:03] <danZenie> office has an org chart add-on
[10:03] <spamalope> does it
[10:03] <lymbz> what does WMI namespace have to do with DFSR?
[10:03] <danZenie> lymbz did you try googling?
[10:04] <lymbz> yes
[10:04] * lymbz looks around
[10:05] <lymbz> i just keep getting msdn technet garbage
[10:08] <danZenie> http://www.eggheadcafe.com/forumarchives/windowsserverdfs_frs/feb2006/post
[10:08] <danZenie> 1st google resutl
[10:13] <Life^> So let me ask you guys something. Windows dynamic disk fault tolerance sets.
[10:21] * chains is now known as chainz
[10:22] <justinm> woot
[10:22] <justinm> I took today off
[10:23] <hulli_> for your monthly masturbation marathon?
[10:23] * chainz is now known as chains
[10:24] <danZenie> hmm, i don't get it. you took the day off, yet you still come around here
[10:26] <Gen_An> well, you can irc at home in yer undies
[10:26] <hulli_> you can do that at work as well?
[10:27] <danZenie> in yer undies also
[10:27] <hulli_> sure
[10:30] <justinm> what
[10:30] <justinm> i just woke up
[10:31] <hulli_> good for you
[10:31] <justinm> =]
[10:32] <justinm> Life^: i wouldn't use em
[10:33] <hulli_> did anyone experience a problem with OWA in Exchange 2003, where the inbox s
[10:34] <J2k___> is it from xp?
[10:34] <hulli_> various clients
[10:34] <hulli_> around the world really :)
[10:34] <hulli_> last noticed at Tallinn airport in Estonia :P
[10:34] <e-vad> indeed
[10:34] <J2k___> have you test it youself?
[10:35] <e-vad> what kind of speciak content
[10:35] <e-vad> special, rather
[10:35] <hulli_> J2k___: I had the problem demonstrated
[10:35] <_kurko> ive had the problem before
[10:36] <hulli_> but I'm not sure what triggers it
[10:36] <_kurko> i ended up having to go back to a previous store
[10:36] <hulli_> _kurko: well this is a rather big installation (not mine, but it's affecting
[10:36] <_kurko> ya
[10:37] <e-vad> have them call ms
[10:37] <e-vad> not your faule their shit is shit
[10:37] <e-vad> ....
[10:37] <e-vad> any kind of special content, html or some such?
[10:37] <hulli_> noone is giving me problems about it, I just want it fixed... and they're qu
[10:38] <Adonis> http://www.ehomeupgrade.com/entry/2443/linksys_announces_the
[10:39] <hulli_> e-vad: I really don't know, didn't know what to look for when I had it demon
[10:39] <hulli_> but they seem to think that it's caused by "some kind of content"... :/
[10:39] <e-vad> eg, only happening to e-mails you send them?
[10:39] <e-vad> the next question i would ask, is, "does it work in outlook?"
[10:40] <e-vad> if so, they start troubleshooting at iis
[10:42] <hulli_> yes it's working in outlook
[10:42] <hulli_> only a problem with OWA
[10:42] <justinm> mmm sausage n' eggs
[10:42] <justinm> oh boy, it's goin up to 20c today
[10:42] <e-vad> doing!
[10:42] <e-vad> i had soup & bread for lunch
[10:42] * e-vad feels like a poo person
[10:43] <e-vad> onion + water, and month old bred crumbs
[10:43] <justinm> i must go turn the sausage
[10:43] <e-vad> !
[10:48] <J2k___> hulli call Ms
[10:48] <hulli_> ok, I'll have to ask them to do that then, worth a shot though - thanks for
[10:49] <J2k___> you have any screenshot?
[10:49] <J2k___> i can take a look
[10:49] <hulli_> Well, not at the moment, it's somewhat rare but it's pissing off our COO heh
[10:49] <J2k___> rare?
[10:49] <J2k___> wth
[10:50] <hulli_> Yeah ok, rare is a bit strong... every fifth email or so
[10:53] <spamalope> craptastic
[10:54] <hulli_> it's quite weird... prolly their insanely lame netapp san that's giving them
[10:54] <spamalope> orly
[10:55] <hulli_> ya rly
[10:55] <DortoH> spamalope you need to get listed here http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-ta
[10:55] <danZenie> now, just how did you find that link?
[10:56] <Darkion> yawn
[10:56] * Darkion drinks more coffee
[10:57] <DortoH> http://img79.exs.cx/img79/1848/29spamalope.jpg
[10:58] <danZenie> that's a real bad one
[10:58] <danZenie> spamalope's is betta
[10:58] <DortoH> yeah, thats shit
[10:59] <spamalope> ive got that one too
[11:00] <spamalope> http://spamalope.googlepages.com/spam1.jpg
[11:00] <spamalope> http://spamalope.googlepages.com/spam2.jpg
[11:00] <spamalope> http://spamalope.googlepages.com/spam3.jpg
[11:00] <Shintai> spam!
[11:00] <hulli_> Shintai!
[11:00] <Shintai> oh noes
[11:00] <hulli_> ohhh yeees
[11:01] <spamalope> DortoH: any news on the book
[11:05] <DortoH> not til later this week
[11:05] <spamalope> o
[11:06] <DortoH> Our publisher returned from a trip this weekend so we plan to follow-up on t
[11:07] <spamalope> sweet
[11:07] <danZenie> are you going to mention the danz in your book?
[11:07] <danZenie> its only right that you do
[11:07] <spamalope> you're gonna be famous DortoH
[11:07] <DortoH> lol danZenie
[11:07] <spamalope> i can tell ppl i knew you way back when you were a nooblet
[11:07] <Life^> lol
[11:07] <DortoH> lol
[11:08] <DortoH> i stopped being a nooblet in the second trimester
[11:08] <spamalope> orly
[11:08] <DortoH> yarly
[11:08] <spamalope> o.
[11:08] <DortoH> y.
[11:09] <spamalope> kdin.
[11:09] <DortoH> nkdin
[11:09] <spamalope> DortoH: did you see when i did "the raven" in orly speak?
[11:09] <spamalope> it was good
[11:10] <spamalope> Nce upn a midnight drry, while I pndrd, weak and wry
[11:10] <DortoH> norly?
[11:11] <spamalope> Nameles hre foevrmre
[11:11] <spamalope> that's a start
[11:11] <toor> srsly
[11:11] <spamalope> rly
[11:11] <toor> ORLY
[11:11] <spamalope> YARLY
[11:11] <e-vad> doing!
[11:13] <spamalope> thelzyadmn.com
[11:13] <spamalope> in orly speak
[11:13] <spamalope> DortoH should reg that
[11:14] <DortoH> spamalope too bad it isn't with O'Reilly I could put a pic of a spamlope on
[11:14] <spamalope> forly
[11:14] <e-vad> heh
[11:14] <spamalope> tht wld be badass
[11:14] <hulli_> spamalope: preteen bitch
[11:14] <spamalope> huh
[11:15] <DortoH> i should name demo virtual machines after irc characters
[11:15] <spamalope> did i miss something
[11:15] <e-vad> thelzyadmn.com should be like google's l337 speak, and just a copy of thelzya
[11:15] <hulli_> with the shortened writing method... annoying teens do that here
[11:15] <spamalope> DortoH: do it!
[11:15] <hulli_> with their text messages
[11:15] <spamalope> hulli_: well this is somehting else
[11:15] <hulli_> looks the same though
[11:15] <spamalope> hulli_: you get a lot of text msgs from pre teens?
[11:15] <hulli_> constantly
[11:16] <hulli_> "buhu I'm prgnnt" etc.
[11:16] <hulli_> *change number*
[11:16] <spamalope> hulli_ i lub u! <3 <3
[11:16] <spamalope> lol
[11:16] <e-vad> its nt mne
[11:16] <spamalope> its nt mne btch
[11:16] <hulli_> wsnt me
[11:17] <e-vad> i oly pt it n joor azz
[11:17] <hulli_> hehe
[11:17] <spamalope> i bsted n yo mouf
[11:18] <e-vad> dat bbz blk, nuf said
[11:19] <spamalope> it mtz b danZ bbz
[11:20] <danZenie> ?
[11:20] <spamalope> srsly
[11:21] <MrFlex> can some one explain me what the function of a additional domain controller
[11:21] <Life^> so i hd a qstn abt wndws2003. nt rlly bt i dnt wnt to be lft out f the prty
[11:21] <danZenie> MrFlex insurance
[11:21] <Life^> redundancy, load balancing, division of roles/tasks for support/services
[11:21] <Life^> provide localized logins for domains spread over a distance
[11:21] <MrFlex> thnx
[11:22] <spamalope> kkthxbye
[11:35] * DortoH changes topic to '#windows2003 | http://www.realtechnews.com/posts/2980'
[11:36] <DortoH> 11,000 lol
[11:36] <danZenie> hmm, malware for linux?
[11:37] <danZenie> installed as non-root?
[11:37] <danZenie> one sec, lemme reed
[11:37] <makfu> Hello DortoH...
[11:37] <danZenie> man, there is nothing to read
[11:38] <danZenie> very lame article Mr. DoorToe
[11:38] <danZenie> very lame
[11:38] <DortoH> sup makfu
[11:38] <makfu> Werkin...
[11:39] <DortoH> sukka
[11:39] <makfu> And stufff.
[11:39] <makfu> What Linux FUD are you spreading now?
[11:39] <makfu> You Microsoft shill you.
[11:39] <DortoH> no no
[11:39] <DortoH> [13:36] <DortoH> 11,000 lol
[11:40] <makfu> Mind you, I don't say that as a bad thing.
[11:40] * makfu slips DortoH a 100 under the table...
[11:40] <DortoH> lol
[11:41] <makfu> !uptime makfu
[11:41] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ makfu ] upt:[ 203d 05h 37m 37s ] avg:[ 155d 02h 49m 52s ] record:[ 2
[11:42] <danZenie> hmm, hearbeat
[11:43] <Lokes> !uptime lokes
[11:43] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ Lokes ] upt:[ 172d 21h 01m 07s ] avg:[ 172d 21h 01m 07s ] record:[ 1
[11:43] <Lokes> bah
[11:45] <toor> nice for 2k3
[11:47] <spamalope> !uptime penis
[11:47] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ penis911 ] upt:[ 7d 07h 32m 16s ] avg:[ 7d 07h 32m 16s ] record:[ 7d
[11:47] <spamalope> yes!
[11:51] <e-vad> if i didnt have hurricanes and a stupid power co
[11:51] <e-vad> i might compete
[11:51] * justinm yawns
[11:51] <justinm> sup e-vad
[11:51] * e-vad teabags justinm's open mouf
[11:51] <e-vad> sup indeed
[11:52] <justinm> :<
[11:52] <e-vad> i supped not even 30min ago on some wonderfull canned soup and awesome prepac
[11:52] <justinm> I just wanted to say hello and I get sexually abused :/
[11:52] <hulli_> what did you expect?
[11:52] <justinm> lol
[11:52] <phishead> anyone know of a product like Legato Replistor that is free or at least h
[11:52] <justinm> what does replistor do?
[11:53] <phishead> basically allows you replicate a set of folders across two machines...much
[11:53] <justinm> small wonders secure copy
[11:54] <OC3> robocopy (resource kit)
[11:54] <justinm> it copies permissions, shares, and a bunch of othe stuff (if you want it to
[11:54] <e-vad> dfs
[11:54] <justinm> hi ocb :>
[11:54] <e-vad> and fuck xcopy has a permissions switch
[11:54] <justinm> e-vad relax :<
[11:54] <phishead> justin: free?
[11:54] <e-vad> relax what
[11:55] <e-vad> there is no relax
[11:55] <e-vad> i'm at fucking work
[11:55] <justinm> oh yah
[11:55] <justinm> you know what, I'm a way nicer guy when I'm not at work
[11:55] <phishead> cool
[11:55] <danZenie> phishead DFS can do that
[11:55] <danZenie> but DFS only works on 2k* servers
[11:55] <justinm> hold up phishead
[11:55] <OC3> sup justinmn
[11:55] <justinm> let me dig it up for you
[11:55] <phishead> i have an old replistor trial but its not working on my xp medai center bo
[11:55] <justinm> not much OC3, chillin at home today
[11:56] <e-vad> xp media center
[11:56] <phishead> trying to set up replication links between my two domain members and my ne
[11:56] <e-vad> use sync toy
[11:56] <e-vad> !google sync toy
[11:56] <Canuck> Download details: SyncToy v1.2 @ http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.
[11:56] <e-vad> rodney knows all about it
[11:56] <OC3> cool you definitely sound relaxed
[11:56] <phishead> my trial keeps refusing to do the eval on the media center which is weird
[11:57] <phishead> hmm interesting..thanks!
[11:58] <DortoH> synctoy is nice
[11:58] <danZenie> hmm, that's a new powetoy
[11:58] <danZenie> never heard of that
[11:58] <phishead> sounds similar to what i want replistor does just scaled back. Its all i
[11:59] <phishead> damn..my english is terrible today
[11:59] <danZenie> ** english
[11:59] <IaMaJerk> english == English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT? www.thebatchfile.com/ju
[11:59] <phishead> lol
[11:59] <justinm> haha
[12:00] <danZenie> DortoH have you used that synctoy stuff?
[12:02] <DortoH> i use it to sync my laptop and desktop
[12:02] <phishead> is Sync Toy basically a glorified Briefcase?
[12:03] <phishead> or does it do packet to packet replication?
[12:04] <LarchWerk> since when are files stored in packets?
[12:05] <phishead> lol
[12:05] <phishead> not packets sorry...
[12:05] <phishead> byte by byte
[12:12] <DortoH`> you mean bit level
[12:13] <justinm> isn't that how every copy mechanism works these days? I mean NICs have hard
[12:14] * Fosi` is now known as Fosi
[12:15] * DortoH` is now known as DortoH
[12:15] <spamalope> justinm: nope
[12:30] <e-vad> you dont count your money, when your sittin at the table
[12:30] <e-vad> they'll be time enuf for countin, when the dealin's done
[12:31] * justicle punches e-vad in the stomach and takes his chips
[12:31] <justicle> how about dem apples
[12:31] <e-vad> thats find
[12:31] <e-vad> *fine
[12:32] * e-vad is looking forward to the commute home
[12:32] * justicle is now known as justinm
[12:32] * e-vad loves his new bike
[12:35] <LarchWerk> I'ma get head from your mom on my commute home
[12:35] <Whitor> what ja git?
[12:35] <e-vad> LarchWerk: i'm sorry
[12:35] <LarchWerk> yeah she gives terrible head.. but she loves doing it
[12:36] <justinm> e-vad: i have a norco fluid 1
[12:36] <justinm> I don't use it enough :s
[12:36] <Whitor> bikes are too inefficient these days
[12:37] <Whitor> lots of energy is wasted by braking and overall friction
[12:37] <e-vad> i got a specalized sirrus or so
[12:37] <e-vad> i've got road tires, thin ones, so i'm good on my friction
[12:37] <e-vad> but braking sucks
[12:37] <justinm> Whitor: it's good exercise and it is cheaper then gase
[12:37] <e-vad> stoppin for traffic
[12:37] <justinm> *buying gas
[12:37] <Whitor> air friction could be reduced with some sort of molded bubble you could moun
[12:37] <e-vad> people not looking
[12:37] <LarchWerk> you guy's ride ratbikes don't ya?
[12:38] <LarchWerk> !google rat bike
[12:38] <Canuck> Rat Bike Zone: Ratbikes, Trikes, Survi @ http://www.ratbike.org/ | Chicago F
[12:38] <e-vad> i've considered turning my old cannondale into one
[12:38] <LarchWerk> e-vad wears biker shorts
[12:39] <e-vad> that shit is $80/pair for the good shit
[12:39] <Whitor> my bike - http://www.bike123.com/photo%20gallery/1503.htm
[12:39] <e-vad> i wear some random shorts i have around
[12:39] <Whitor> would like to add an electric motor somehow ... with regenerative braking
[12:39] <Whitor> throw a flywheel generator on there to power a battery ....
[12:40] <Whitor> peddle to produce energy
[12:40] <e-vad> i've considered a generator to power a light kit
[12:40] <Whitor> get a tow behind a car for a half mile.... could power yor ride home
[12:41] <LarchWerk> random bike shorts
[12:41] <LarchWerk> spandex
[12:41] <LarchWerk> spandex is a privelege, not a right
[12:41] <Whitor> spandex + lycra + polyester
[12:41] <e-vad> no... just random shorts
[12:41] <Whitor> bike shorts > regular shirts
[12:41] <Whitor> shorts
[12:41] <Whitor> much less wind resistance
[12:42] <LarchWerk> much less fag resistance too, I assume
[12:42] <LarchWerk> heh
[12:42] * Shintai m00s
[12:42] <Whitor> LarchWerk: yous just sayiong that becasue you get turned on
[12:42] <e-vad> indeed
[12:42] <e-vad> but, i'm not racing, i'm riding home, and around town
[12:42] <LarchWerk> no
[12:43] <LarchWerk> in fact bike shorts are a turn-off
[12:43] <e-vad> more resistance is good while training anyways
[12:43] <LarchWerk> all men = turn off
[12:43] <Whitor> Larch, why? are you a homophobe?
[12:43] <e-vad> so when i get a decent set of shorts, i'll fucking fly
[12:43] <Whitor> shorts are expensive
[12:43] <Whitor> like 60+
[12:43] <Whitor> shirts too
[12:44] <DortoH> I'm happy to say that, Lucinda, our publisher and our product manager, Linda
[12:44] <Whitor> gotta get the kind with lots of layers in the crotch w/ padding
[12:44] <Whitor> and at least two layers overall... to prevent chafing
[12:45] <Whitor> they feel great ... look retarted ... glad I don't stare at myself when I'm
[12:45] <e-vad> i've heard the undershorts will do well too
[12:46] <Whitor> special undershirts?
[12:46] <e-vad> get some biking panties for under your regular gym shorts
[12:46] <hulli_> please stop discussing underwear
[12:46] <Whitor> but you still have to deal with the regular shorts flapping in the wind = en
[12:47] <Whitor> unless you put on that windguard I was talking about earlier
[12:47] <e-vad> heh
[12:47] <Whitor> I need a pedle powered high output geared generator
[12:47] <e-vad> i'm not too worried about it tho
[12:47] <Whitor> no... most people arn't
[12:47] <e-vad> they make hub mounted generators
[12:48] <e-vad> that would work out well
[12:48] <Whitor> hmm
[12:48] <Whitor> really?
[12:48] <Whitor> got a link?
[12:48] <Whitor> googling ...
[12:48] <e-vad> man... gonna make me google
[12:48] <Whitor> no ... got it
[12:48] <DortoH> where is the 'lope
[12:49] <Whitor> http://www.sheldonbrown.com/harris/lighting/shimano.html
[12:49] <Whitor> he's around
[12:49] <Whitor> that wouldn't work for my design though
[12:49] <e-vad> yeah, those
[12:50] <Whitor> no battery ... and no way to repower itself
[12:50] <Whitor> it has to be independant of the wheel entirely
[12:52] <Nazzax> anyone in here use Topspin/SFS and Grid clusters for SQL?
[12:52] <e-vad> yes, fucking great shit
[12:52] * e-vad is lying
[12:53] <Nazzax> well im working on a white paper and im trying to decide what other common s
[12:53] <Nazzax> SQL/Exchange are the only two i could come up with so far.
[12:54] <Whitor> how about some sort of service that distributes computational power across a
[12:54] <Whitor> diferent kind of clustering ...
[12:54] <Nazzax> um
[12:54] <Nazzax> thats what topspin/SFS is
[12:54] <DortoH> lots of things you can cluster
[12:54] <Nazzax> its using infiniband
[12:54] <Whitor> you could cluster iis
[12:54] <ave> Hmmmm, if I want to enable users to download a file (i.e. a Word-document) from
[12:55] <ave> ... could you guys point me in the right direction?
[12:55] <DortoH> ave sharepoint
[12:55] <ave> I would need some kind of ActiveX Control on the client, I presume?
[12:55] <Nazzax> IIS? but i mean does it see that much load?
[12:55] <DortoH> Nazzax it can
[12:55] <Nazzax> interesting.
[12:55] <ave> DortoH: I'll have a lok at that.
[12:55] <DortoH> look at the big sites like Microsoft.com
[12:55] <DortoH> ave foldershare.com as well
[12:55] <e-vad> iis, yes, i use nlb
[12:56] * Nazzax thought it still ran on Solaris DortoH :>
[12:56] <e-vad> Nazzax: virtual server host clustering
[12:56] <Nazzax> ooh
[12:56] <Nazzax> that is a good one too
[12:56] <Nazzax> didnt even think of that
[12:56] <ave> DortoH: Thanks!
[12:57] <DortoH> haha I should have thought of that as I wrote avout it last week
[12:57] <Nazzax> doesVirtual server tho allow the HBA on the physical side to be shared ?
[12:57] <Nazzax> WWN's must be unique
[12:57] <Nazzax> come to think of it it must because it allows network cards to do so.
[12:58] <Nazzax> but I dont know if a Virtual HCA is supported(which is different then HBA) T
[13:01] <Nazzax> whitor you are familar with topspin SFS correct?
[13:05] <Whitor> I am not
[13:05] <Whitor> .. obviously
[13:08] <danZenie> I'm bak bitches!
[13:08] <Whitor> ohdear
[13:09] * DortoH holds a mirror to danZenie's face so he can see the only bitch in heree
[13:09] <Nazzax> hehehehe
[13:09] * danZenie turns the mirror to DortoH
[13:09] <danZenie> see for yourself
[13:09] <DortoH> hello studly
[13:11] <e-vad> its almost 5 oclock fuckers
[13:11] <LarchWerk> fuck you
[13:11] <danZenie> not here
[13:11] <LarchWerk> it's 3:15
[13:11] <e-vad> t minus 1 hour till go the fuck home o'clock
[13:11] <DortoH> 19 minutes until I go home and the real work begins
[13:11] <e-vad> yes, you now have a book to write
[13:11] <DortoH> lol
[13:12] * Nazzax could of left at 2 pm
[13:12] <e-vad> may the spirit of the kwon be with you
[13:12] <DortoH> you sukkers are going to be lost without me
[13:13] <e-vad> lost... perhaps
[13:13] <e-vad> but we have !tla
[13:13] <e-vad> (:
[13:13] <e-vad> wait... your going away
[13:13] * e-vad sobs
[13:13] <DortoH> lol
[13:13] <danZenie> lost without you?
[13:13] * e-vad grabs DortoH's leg
[13:13] <danZenie> you sound like a stuck up bitch
[13:13] <danZenie> we don't need your punk ass around here
[13:14] <ave> DortoH: Although foldershare is a bit too fat a client for my taste.
[13:14] <DortoH> ave webdrive is another
[13:14] <hulli_> then I wouldn't go with sharepoint ;)
[13:14] <DortoH> sharepoint isn't a fat client, its a fat server
[13:14] <hulli_> hehe yeah ok
[13:14] * e-vad loves the sharepoint
[13:15] <e-vad> ... :/
[13:15] <DortoH> sharepoint is teh bombz
[13:15] <ave> That's okay.
[13:15] <ave> I'd like it to be entirely transparent to the user, or, as close to as possible
[13:15] <hulli_> but it's most likely quite overkill for what ave want to use it for :)
[13:16] <ave> hulli_: It actually might not be...
[13:16] <ave> I'm working on developing this document management/processing system..
[13:16] <hulli_> oh, ok
[13:16] <ave> The flagship product of my new company.
[13:16] <ave> :-)
[13:17] <DortoH> umm that is sharepoint
[13:17] <ave> Konia already expressed interest, hehe.
[13:17] <hulli_> I thought that was that movie with the animals
[13:17] <hulli_> oh well
[13:17] <Whitor> people don't know what they want these days
[13:17] <ave> DortoH: Howcome there's like a thousand "document management" systems on google
[13:17] <Slimey> ALERT THE INTERNET
[13:18] <ave> I think more people use Lotus Notes (sigh) than Sharepoint for document managem
[13:18] <Whitor> We just moved to exchange and outlook so everyone could 'work togeter' ....
[13:20] <ave> Whitor: I think groupware in general is overrated.
[13:21] <ave> But document management can be an advantage, if you're able to find the documen
[13:21] <e-vad> most of the highly sought after features in business packages arent used
[13:22] <ave> I've seen lots of departments using shared drives for all their documents.
[13:22] <Whitor> yeah... we use drives for document management
[13:22] <e-vad> just a check box in the itmanagers buzzword puzzle
[13:22] <e-vad> svn for the win
[13:22] <e-vad> (:
[13:22] <Whitor> lefty
[13:23] <ave> Whitor: But, at a company where I'm doing consulting people are using shared dr
[13:23] <ave> Which says a bit about Lotus Notes.
[13:23] <ave> It doesn't add any value.
[13:24] <ave> "Use Lotus Notes" "Why?" "Because it's part of our strategy"
[13:25] <Adonis> Lotus Notes sucks ass
[13:25] <ave> Yup.
[13:25] <Whitor> computers sucks ass
[13:25] <Whitor> every last one of em
[13:25] <spamalope> everything sucks ass
[13:25] <ave> "But nobody has ever been fired for choosing IBM"
[13:25] <Whitor> theres he is ... just mestion ass and the spamalope comes out
[13:26] <Whitor> cant type tody
[13:26] <Whitor> better ewat someting
[13:26] * Whitor is now known as Whieating
[13:26] <Whieating> f that ... I'm just going home
[13:26] <Whieating> heh ... didn't realize it was 4:30
[13:27] <LarchWerk> it's not, it's only 3:30
[13:27] <LarchWerk> and I'm fucking tired
[13:27] <LarchWerk> hrm, sleep...
[13:27] <ave> Whieating: You're one the east coast?
[13:27] <Whieating> I am
[13:27] <Whieating> north of the mason dixon line
[13:28] <ave> Hehe
[13:31] <Adonis> Honda just fucked me over so badly dude
[13:32] <e-vad> ... and?
[13:32] <Adonis> and now I am pissed
[13:32] <Shintai> so you got owned by a 5 foot guy?
[13:34] <justinm> ave: having a file server works for us
[13:35] <hulli_> Shintai: no, 80000 of them
[13:35] <Shintai> hah
[13:35] <Shintai> i ahve headache the size of mount olympus
[13:37] <hulli_> sounds like fun
[13:41] <limitless> i'm trying to remove a domain from AD.. and it's not letting me.. is ther
[13:41] <Shintai> define remove
[13:41] <limitless> totally destroy AD
[13:41] <limitless> and then start again
[13:41] <Shintai> run dcpromo?
[13:41] <limitless> i tried.. and it won't let me
[13:41] <danZenie> last DC
[13:41] <Shintai> what does it tell you?
[13:41] <danZenie> dcpromo wont work
[13:41] <limitless> cuz it says it's not the last
[13:41] <limitless> DC
[13:42] <Shintai> that it doesnt hold all FSMO roles?
[13:42] <Shintai> try check FSMO roles
[13:42] <limitless> what's that?
[13:42] <limitless> FSMO??
[13:42] <danZenie> limitless http://technet2.microsoft.com/WindowsServer/en/Library/35b7dd87-
[13:42] <limitless> <-- newb
[13:42] <spamalope> !google FSMO
[13:42] <Shintai> its something the alfs comes with
[13:42] <Canuck> How to view and transfer FSMO roles in @ http://support.microsoft.com/?id=32
[13:43] <Shintai> and did you run dcpromo on the other DCs you removed?
[13:43] <limitless> yeah
[13:43] <limitless> theres on;y 2 machines
[13:43] <danZenie> On the Remove Active Directory page, select the This server is the last do
[13:43] <Shintai> fart
[13:44] <limitless> danZenie i did that.. but it says that it's not the last DC in the domain
[13:44] <Shintai> check fsmo
[13:44] <danZenie> limitless is not the last DC?
[13:44] <limitless> danZenie it SAYS that server#1 is not the last DC in the domain..
[13:45] <danZenie> but to the best of your knowledge it is?
[13:45] <limitless> yeah.
[13:45] <limitless> there are two domain controllers..
[13:45] <danZenie> how did you remove the other DCs?
[13:45] <limitless> well..
[13:45] <limitless> i used dc promo
[13:45] <danZenie> and experienced ) problems?
[13:46] <limitless> but it never let sever#2 uninstall AD either
[13:46] <danZenie> well there you go
[13:46] <danZenie> its not the last DC then
[13:46] <limitless> this FSMO does it show me and let me take out DC?
[13:46] <Shintai> it shows you what servers hold what roles
[13:47] <Shintai> your last server need all those
[13:49] <limitless> so if its NOT the last DC.. then using dcpromo should do the trick?
[13:50] <`osi> hello.. logged in via remote desktop to a win2k3 machine. trying to clean up s
[13:50] <justinm> limitless make sure it's not running any fsmos, then backup the system stat
[13:50] <danZenie> not if it holds those roles
[13:50] <`osi> any ideas why?
[13:51] <justinm> `osi what file is it
[13:51] <`osi> just a bunch of super old intranet files
[13:51] <justinm> have you verified that no one is actually using the files from computer man
[13:51] <`osi> and folders
[13:51] <`osi> yes
[13:51] <justinm> could IIS be using them
[13:51] <`osi> no open session . no open files
[13:52] <justinm> safe mode :p
[13:52] <`osi> ok thanks
[13:52] <`osi> i don't think you can remote in on safe mode can you?
[13:53] <`osi> doesn't safe mode block all incoming/outgoing traffic?
[13:53] <danZenie> there is safemode with networking
[13:53] <danZenie> but i don't think the terminal service runs then
[13:53] <justinm> `osi: do your cleanup after business hours
[13:53] <`osi> lol...
[13:54] <`osi> justin .. it is after business hours
[13:54] <`osi> i think this disk is actually toast.
[13:59] <usr259> damn you administrator account! damn you to hell!
[13:59] <`osi> hmmmm 21 items in recycle bin.. 4 minutes remaining... that seemss like a long
[14:00] <justinm> have you done a disk check
[14:00] <`osi> not enought space to do it
[14:05] <hhrp-man> hey guys anyone familiar with DSACLS?
[14:06] <spamalope> and so it begins
[14:06] <spamalope> today i have started the total network rebuid
[14:06] <danZenie> spamalope, you need one of these http://www.prankplace.com/tattoo.htm?KBID
[14:07] <usr259> i like good network rebuild soaps. too bad there are none on tv
[14:08] <`osi> anyone notice the buttefly/ferries tattoo? lol i thought ferries were big ass
[14:17] <`osi> la la la .. how long should a 7 gig disk take to check?
[14:20] * _omnix is now known as omnix
[14:21] <Shintai> `osi: depends on alot of things
[14:22] <spamalope> 200000 hours
[14:22] <Shintai> ona good day
[14:23] <danZenie> you sure spama? i think it should be a bit more
[14:23] <danZenie> 200001 or so
[14:23] <spamalope> prolly
[14:24] * Cybergot is now known as CyberTech
[14:26] <`osi> im thinking a little longer it looks like
[14:33] <suprsonic> anyone running metframe?
[14:34] <justinm> Hmm that's almost as long as I've been alive, roughly 204000 hours
[14:34] <`osi> almost
[14:34] <justinm> yep
[14:34] <`osi> watched 3 issues of rocketboom so far
[14:35] <justinm> you might want to consider an upgrade, unless you've got roughly 23 years t
[14:36] <`osi> i think what will be humeous though is if it finally finishes and reports no e
[14:36] <`osi> humourous
[14:36] <justinm> humourous?
[14:36] <justinm> heh
[14:37] <`osi> somtin like dat
[14:42] <e-vad> arg
[14:44] <e-vad> remote users!
[14:46] <jason--> where can I dl the prog to get me back in a box with no login info on a 2k3
[14:48] <suprsonic> where can i apply user reg changes?
[14:48] <suprsonic> can you in a gpo?
[14:48] <SotaShado> soooooo fucking bored
[14:50] <suprsonic> how can I push reg changes?
[14:56] <e-vad> ** password
[14:56] <IaMaJerk> password == these are the only two you really need to know about | NT/200
[14:56] <e-vad> for jason
[14:57] <e-vad> i want to get on my bike and go home
[14:57] <e-vad> damnit
[14:57] <BillGates> so go
[14:59] <SotaShado> heh
[15:00] <SotaShado> no biking for me a for a couple days
[15:00] <SotaShado> deviated septum surgery tomorrow morning yo!
[15:00] <LarchWerk> how'd you fuck that up?
[15:06] <SotaShado> been like that since I was born
[15:21] <ManKind> Sota yay no more snoring
[15:22] <{wolfy``}> have your tonsils and adnoids removed too
[15:22] <spamalope> and your omgwtfbawlz
[15:22] <saint[a]> spama, you beat me to that
[15:22] <spamalope> ** omgwtfbawlz
[15:22] <IaMaJerk> omgwtfbawlz == OMG WTF BAWLZ?????? http://dortoh.ca/crap/omgwtfbawlz.jpg
[15:23] <spamalope> saint[a]: gotta be fast to beat the lope
[15:23] <saint[a]> yea
[15:23] <saint[a]> seems like it
[15:23] <spamalope> indeed it do
[15:23] <saint[a]> wish my porno would download faster
[15:23] <spamalope> i wish it would too
[15:24] <danZenie> saint[a] why not wish for more pussy?
[15:24] <saint[a]> 20 mins left
[15:24] <danZenie> that sounds like a better wish to me
[15:24] <saint[a]> gf is at work and i am tired of hers
[15:24] <spamalope> haw
[15:24] <hulli_> I really don't understand this girl
[15:24] <hulli_> she's been bitching all day
[15:24] <danZenie> exactly why you should wish for more pussy
[15:24] <saint[a]> lol
[15:24] <spamalope> your hand is better than tired old pussy?
[15:24] <danZenie> shiiit!
[15:25] <spamalope> ive done pretty good with my hand
[15:25] <danZenie> the reason why your lame ass only gets laid 1-2 a month is because you spe
[15:25] <saint[a]> ? i don't care
[15:25] <spamalope> lol they just showed a foo get tasered on tv
[15:25] <spamalope> that shit rules
[15:30] <spamalope> (\__/)
[15:30] <spamalope> (o.O )
[15:30] <spamalope> (> < )
[15:31] <spamalope> saint[a] is now spanking his monkey
[15:32] <saint[a]> no
[15:32] <saint[a]> 12 mins left
[15:33] <saint[a]> i took a shit that clogged the toliet
[15:33] <saint[a]> was the biggest turd i have done in a while
[15:33] <BillGates> jlott would be proud
[15:33] <saint[a]> yea, he would
[15:33] <spamalope> rock
[15:44] <ManKind> does anyone use ISA2004 and block P2P via signatures/headers
[15:44] <saint[a]> not I
[15:45] <saint[a]> 21 seconds left for my porno
[15:45] <BillGates> !tla isa p2p blocking
[15:45] <tla> No Articles Found
[15:49] <berty> !tla dotoh likes penix
[15:49] <tla> No Articles Found
[15:49] <berty> lies
[15:49] <berty> oh
[15:49] <berty> !tla dortoh likes penix
[15:49] <tla> No Articles Found
[15:49] <saint[a]> !tla girls
[15:49] <berty> lies
[15:49] <tla> No Articles Found
[15:50] <spamalope> thats in the members section berty
[15:50] <berty> heh oh yeah
[15:51] <Freakz`> Can anyone here help me with a cirtix farm issue?
[15:52] <spamalope> you can ask
[15:52] <berty> we're mostly a technical channel, any agricultural questions should be sent t
[15:52] <saint[a]> lol
[15:52] <naphtali> saint knows about farm animals
[15:52] <berty> hah indeed
[15:52] <saint[a]> naphtali, there is not very christian of you to say that
[15:52] <naphtali> You are right
[15:52] <naphtali> I am sorry
[15:53] <saint[a]> i <3 you
[15:53] <naphtali> Sometimes I can't resist
[15:53] <saint[a]> i know, there is that urge
[15:53] <naphtali> Sell your car yet?
[15:53] <saint[a]> almost
[15:54] <Freakz`> ha
[15:54] <naphtali> Just dealing on price then?
[15:54] <saint[a]> yea
[15:54] <Freakz`> damn then
[15:55] <naphtali> Is a Citrix farm diffferent than a Citrix cluster?
[15:55] <naphtali> I have a client with 2 Citrix servers
[15:55] <naphtali> I would call them load balanced though
[15:56] <Freakz`> citrix's term is farm, but basically a cluster.
[15:57] <naphtali> Emphasis on load
[15:57] <saint[a]> why do you use citrix?
[15:57] <saint[a]> can't RDP do everything citrix can
[15:57] <Freakz`> yesw
[15:57] <Freakz`> -w
[15:57] <naphtali> Nah, printing actually works with RDP
[15:57] <naphtali> Citrix makes it much more fun to troubleshoot printing issues
[15:58] <Freakz`> citrix blah
[15:58] <Freakz`> hate it
[15:59] <spamalope> yeah
[15:59] <saint[a]> citrix was good for the mac side, but now rdp even works on that too
[15:59] <J2k___> Freakz how big is your farm?
[15:59] <J2k___> over 200 users?
[16:01] <Freakz`> 2 hp dl380 servers running apps and 1 dl360g4p running the web interface.
[16:01] <J2k___> not bad
[16:01] <Freakz`> 50 concurrent license right now
[16:01] <Freakz`> I just can't get it running right.
[16:01] <J2k___> we have only got two servers here for citrix
[16:01] <berty> mmm dl360s
[16:02] <berty> we have like 60 of those and 40 dl140s
[16:02] <OC3> citrix can do load-balance / direct traffic, and do CSG/CAG (that m$ still can'
[16:02] <J2k___> CSG is going away
[16:02] <Freakz`> Access Gateway
[16:02] <OC3> good 4 you
[16:02] <J2k___> CAG is stepping up
[16:03] <OC3> thus CSG/CAG
[16:03] <Freakz`> and doing a li'l dance
[16:03] <OC3> and .ica's survivibility on relative long disconnect & re-connect is better tha
[16:04] <saint[a]> citrix is expensive
[16:04] <saint[a]> end of story :P
[16:04] <OC3> other those, terminal server is good enough for most environments
[16:04] <saint[a]> yea
[16:04] <OC3> application integrations, profiles & policies, etc, are TS/Windows (& not citri
[16:05] <saint[a]> NEW YORK - A producer for TV talk-show host Maury Povich filed a $100 mill
[16:05] <saint[a]> haha
[16:05] <spamalope> lol
[16:05] <spamalope> rock on
[16:06] <saint[a]> time to fill the benz up, bbl
[16:16] <usr259> i hit saint's benz with my metro
[16:19] <WrldBFree> fuck I hate cleaning but my place is an absolute sty
[16:26] <DortoH> WrldBFree i am in TO with nothing to do all day on the 6th
[16:27] <spamalope> uh oh
[16:27] <naphtali> Isn't Vern in TO?
[16:28] <DortoH> yeah, but he has a wedding
[16:28] <naphtali> bah
[16:28] <naphtali> A likely excuse
[16:29] <naphtali> Is he standing up?
[16:29] <saint[a]> dortoh, you are in toronto until the 6th of may?
[16:30] <saint[a]> go to a strip club
[16:31] <DortoH> i might, I have nothing to do all day, check out is at noon, flight is at 10
[16:32] <saint[a]> well, i will paypal you a buck for some slutty ass big boob blonde
[16:33] <DortoH> better yet paypal me 100 and i'll get a lapdance for you
[16:33] <aniasis> Hey I'm trying to take my OS back to Windows XP Home Edition, but my instal
[16:33] <saint[a]> you're not that close to me
[16:33] <saint[a]> why take it back to home? pro is better :P
[16:33] <saint[a]> ask in #windowsxp
[16:33] <aniasis> Well I have Windows 2003 and I have a Home CD
[16:34] <saint[a]> um
[16:34] <saint[a]> ok
[16:34] <naphtali> Why is your XP Home CD not bootable?
[16:34] <saint[a]> ** warez
[16:34] <IaMaJerk> warez == we don't support the act of piracy, get your warez someplace els
[16:34] <aniasis> I don't know I put it in and it won't boot it
[16:34] <saint[a]> are yuo booting off the cd?
[16:34] <naphtali> Is it an OEM?
[16:34] <naphtali> (like Dell, IBM or HP)
[16:34] <aniasis> It is from my job.
[16:35] <aniasis> I downloaded and burned it to a disk
[16:35] <naphtali> MSDN?
[16:35] <saint[a]> um
[16:35] <aniasis> No. It is a site copy
[16:35] <saint[a]> um
[16:35] <saint[a]> your work uses xp home?
[16:35] <aniasis> is that a question you need to ask?
[16:36] <naphtali> Come on aniasis, you have been here before
[16:36] <naphtali> You know the questions
[16:36] <naphtali> and probably the answers
[16:36] <aniasis> That is a totally irrelevant question
[16:36] <naphtali> No, I mean asking about pirated software
[16:37] <aniasis> Oh
[16:37] <aniasis> Well I have a valid product key
[16:37] <saint[a]> your work does not use xp home
[16:37] <aniasis> one key one pc
[16:37] <saint[a]> go ask in #windowsxp
[16:37] <aniasis> that is the MS way
[16:37] <naphtali> He already did saint
[16:37] <aniasis> Yep
[16:37] <naphtali> An OEM COA?
[16:37] <saint[a]> then why are you asking in #windows2003
[16:37] <saint[a]> heh
[16:37] <saint[a]> ask in #windows2000
[16:38] <saint[a]> they are super xp guys
[16:38] <aniasis> Because I have Windows2003
[16:38] <saint[a]> um
[16:38] <saint[a]> your problem is with windows xp
[16:38] <aniasis> Well it does the same thing on the W2k3 box
[16:39] <saint[a]> why are you trying to boot a xp home on a box running windows 2003?
[16:39] <aniasis> so someone should be able to help
[16:39] <saint[a]> naphtali can help you
[16:39] <saint[a]> he is good
[16:39] * saint[a] is now known as saint[s]
[16:39] <saint[s]> i'm gonna shit and study
[16:39] <naphtali> s?
[16:39] <saint[s]> s=shit/study
[16:39] <naphtali> What are you studying?
[16:39] <saint[s]> exchange
[16:40] <OC3> what's [s] ?
[16:40] <saint[s]> heh look above
[16:40] <OC3> [h] is home & [a] is away, me thinks
[16:40] <OC3> lol!
[16:40] <aniasis> naphtali, how do I make this CD bootable then
[16:40] <saint[s]> well h =home but also hairy ass
[16:40] <OC3> ahh, ok
[16:40] <saint[s]> a = away and w=work
[16:41] <OC3> haven't see [f] yet..
[16:41] <OC3> :P
[16:41] <berty> and you never will
[16:41] <saint[s]> probably won't
[16:41] <OC3> lol
[16:41] <berty> ;p
[16:41] <OC3> still a virgin, eh ? :D
[16:41] <saint[s]> i usually use e instead of f
[16:41] <saint[s]> f?? food?
[16:41] <naphtali> aniasis, your easiest route is to find bootable media
[16:41] <saint[s]> :P
[16:41] <OC3> not that being a virgin is wrong :)
[16:41] <saint[s]> i ain't no berty
[16:41] <OC3> lol
[16:41] <saint[s]> don't ever call me a virgin
[16:41] <berty> saint[v]
[16:42] <saint[s]> lol
[16:42] <OC3> saint[f] = f*ck'ing
[16:42] <OC3> lol
[16:42] <berty> thanks for pointing out that obvoisness
[16:42] <OC3> not sure if saint knew :P
[16:42] <OC3> if he did, apologies for being redundant
[16:43] <saint[s]> i knew :p
[16:43] <OC3> 10-4
[16:45] <WrldBFree> Dortoh u wrote down my cell ph # right?
[16:45] <WrldBFree> just give me a call
[16:45] <saint[s]> um
[16:45] <saint[s]> you guys going to massage each other?
[16:45] <saint[s]> talk about windows 2003 tech tips?
[16:45] <berty> all this talk about being a virgin has saint worked up
[16:46] <saint[s]> haha
[16:46] <WrldBFree> if you like baseball we can catch a jays game, or I can just show you aro
[16:46] <WrldBFree> see who can fix the problem faster
[16:46] <saint[s]> now that is HOT
[16:46] <berty> lol
[16:46] <saint[s]> how fast can you guys double click your mouse
[16:46] <berty> faster than you
[16:46] <berty> done
[16:46] <berty> done
[16:46] <berty> done
[16:46] <berty> done
[16:47] * usr259 is amazed
[16:47] <saint[s]> man, so hot right now
[16:47] <berty> !userme
[16:47] <LeddyHM> userme says: [14:59] <userme> which program/software do you use to ed
[16:47] <berty> I do not have photoshop!
[16:48] <naphtali> I got userme to buy SpySweeper
[16:48] <berty> lol awesome thanks
[16:48] <usr259> Definitely not bash.org material
[16:48] <berty> I'm not sure out tech support appreciates it
[16:48] <berty> our
[16:48] <berty> !userme
[16:48] <LeddyHM> userme says: [16:32] <userme> do i need to reboot to start IIS server
[16:48] <naphtali> I told him he could contact you
[16:48] <berty> thanks
[16:50] <spamalope> he's the pride of .ca
[16:50] * makfu is now known as Vern
[16:51] * Vern is now known as makfu
[16:51] <naphtali> He would not buy it once he found out it was made in the USA
[16:52] <naphtali> And a conservative person like berty had a hand in it
[16:52] * ErrorF002 is now known as userme
[16:52] * gecko_x2 is now known as Segmenta|
[16:53] * Segmenta| is now known as gecko_x2
[16:54] * userme is now known as ErrorF002
[17:04] <S|imey> what has to be done to iis to allow fp clients to edit web pages?
[17:06] <naphtali> First Blood on AMC
[17:06] <spamalope> sweet
[17:07] <spamalope> first blood fukin rules
[17:07] <BillGates> lol ya right
[17:21] * makfu is now known as Lo_Wang
[17:22] * Lo_Wang is now known as makfu
[18:07] <{wolfy``}> first blood, edited, with commercials
[18:07] <{wolfy``}> blows
[18:07] <{wolfy``}> i like the part at the end when stallone breaks down and cries like a bab
[18:07] <{wolfy``}> like a little girl with a scraped knee
[18:08] * {wolfy``} remembers seeing it in the theater
[18:08] * {wolfy``} remembers thinking stallone was a fucking pussy
[18:08] <saint[s]> any of you females watch prison break?
[18:09] <{wolfy``}> that's like OZ-lite right?
[18:09] <saint[s]> ? never watched OZ
[18:10] <{wolfy``}> never watched prison break
[18:10] <{wolfy``}> saint
[18:10] <{wolfy``}> I have diarrhea
[18:10] <{wolfy``}> :(
[18:13] <saint[s]> oh noes
[18:13] <saint[s]> eat some wings?
[18:14] <saint[s]> when i eat wings, i am on the toliet for a long time
[18:14] <BillGates> heh
[18:15] <{wolfy``}> when I make a cup of coffee into a packet of cocoa miz i get diarrhea
[18:15] <{wolfy``}> mix
[18:15] <{wolfy``}> it is a ghetto-ccino
[18:15] <{wolfy``}> i had 2 today
[18:18] <saint[s]> nice
[19:01] <e-vad> sloink!
[19:01] <{wolfy``}> e-vad
[19:01] <DortoH> BIOTCH
[19:01] <{wolfy``}> what was i giving you shit about today
[19:02] <{wolfy``}> i have the feeling i should pick up where i left off but i forgot what th
[19:08] <naphtali> hmm...Winternals is suing BB
[19:08] <DortoH> lol @ BB
[19:09] <naphtali> Do you guys have Best Buy in .ca?
[19:09] <WrldBFree> yes
[19:09] <WrldBFree> who is Bonzi Samurai?
[19:09] <DortoH> yeah, and the lame geek squad too
[19:11] <naphtali> No idea WrldBFree
[19:11] <naphtali> You mean on TLA forums?
[19:18] <e-vad> my wife
[19:19] <e-vad> but thats fine
[19:20] <WrldBFree> the geek squad is actually kinda intuitive and funny
[19:20] <WrldBFree> like the Counter Intelligence agency haha
[19:21] <WrldBFree> the guy that invented it, and sold it to bestbuy had some funny requests
[19:42] <SotaShado> 10 hrs until I go under yo
[19:42] <{wolfy``}> i watched this thing on discovery called "when anasthesia fails"
[19:42] <{wolfy``}> it was horrifying
[19:42] <naphtali> Go under your car?
[19:43] <{wolfy``}> part of the gas paralyzes you, part of the gas puts you to sleep
[19:43] <{wolfy``}> but sometimes they fuck up and only paralyze you
[19:43] <{wolfy``}> and you lay there awake while they cut into you
[19:43] <naphtali> That will make him confident wolfy
[19:44] <{wolfy``}> not to mention that they leave shit inside people ALL THE TIME
[19:44] <{wolfy``}> not just sponges and gauze
[19:44] <{wolfy``}> but like forceps and scalpels
[19:44] <naphtali> And Junior Mints
[19:44] <{wolfy``}> hehe
[19:45] <{wolfy``}> IT WAS A JUNIOR MINT
[19:45] <{wolfy``}> i hope you are not having surgery at a teaching hospital
[19:46] <{wolfy``}> there is a much higher mortality rate
[19:46] <{wolfy``}> for even simple things
[19:46] <{wolfy``}> just like any job, people fuck up all the time
[19:46] * {wolfy``} chuckles
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[21:01] <Zero0> how can I redirect all outgoing mail from my server to my own mailbox?
[21:02] <J2k___> on server type mail redirect
[21:02] <J2k___> and type your mailbox name
[21:03] <Zero0> someone suggested to setup a smart dns setup or prepare a hosts file to redir
[21:04] * nazzwerk3 is now known as Nazzax
[21:28] <e-vad> because a hosts file knows wtf a mailbox is, doesnt it
[21:29] <Zero0> :(
[21:29] <Zero0> easy fella put the gun down
[21:30] <e-vad> Free Help! Now with Attitude 2.0
[21:30] <Zero0> and cybersex?
[21:31] <e-vad> not tonite dad
[21:31] <Zero0> o_O!
[21:31] * Zero0 has a son never knew about
[21:32] <e-vad> nah, in order to do that, you would have had to have had sex first
[21:32] <Zero0> wow
[21:33] <Zero0> arent you the snappy come back artist
[21:33] <e-vad> dont have to be
[21:34] <Zero0> u sure?
[21:45] <jono> christ... anyone know of a way to send an F8 over an RDP session to a computer
[21:46] <jono> fuckin escape works and shit.. the function keys dont...
[21:47] <OC3> F5 (refersh) works
[21:47] <OC3> as does F1
[21:47] <{wolfy``}> running virtual machine over rdp
[21:47] <OC3> wth does F8 do ?
[21:47] <{wolfy``}> neat
[21:47] <{wolfy``}> like to get into safe mode
[21:48] <OC3> ahh
[21:50] <OC3> i'm pretty sure i can do F8 (or, any other F keys) over RDP session to a VMware
[21:50] <jono> its this logitech software, was automatically binding the keyboard to "save" f
[21:51] <jono> so i unbinded... and still nothing
[21:51] <jono> i need to F8 cause im just doing a quick supervised installation on a virtmach
Session Close: Tue Apr 25 00:00:00 2006