Session Start: Sat Apr 22 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #windows2000
[00:54] <fahood> hi could someone help !! .. my IE auto close by itself when i enter anywebsi
[01:03] <e-vad> spyware
[01:03] <DigeratiH> install opera
[01:03] <e-vad> or a bad install
[01:03] <fahood> i have opera
[01:04] <fahood> i'm downloading spybot search and destroy
[01:04] <fahood> i'll scan and check if it's spyware
[01:04] <e-vad> get windows defender
[01:04] <fahood> ok
[01:04] <shannow> and install ad muncher
[01:05] <e-vad> i think its either time for bed
[01:05] <e-vad> or too late for sleep
[01:05] <e-vad> havent decided which yet
[01:05] <fahood> heh
[01:05] <DigeratiH> 3 am here
[01:05] <shannow> 1 am
[01:05] <e-vad> 4 here
[01:05] <fahood> 11 AM here
[01:05] <e-vad> just got a drunk friend home
[01:05] <e-vad> passed out in the car
[01:05] <e-vad> then in his own driveway
[01:06] <e-vad> finally dragged his ass to bed
[01:06] <fahood> lol
[01:06] <e-vad> comehome to find my wife is being cute again
[01:06] <e-vad> ....pleh
[01:06] <e-vad> i think its time for bed
[01:06] <fahood> yes it is :p
[01:06] <shannow> Ad Muncher Usage Statistics for v4.7 Build 23669/1284 *BETA*
[01:06] <shannow> Adverts removed by Ad Muncher: 2,461,422
[01:06] <shannow> Approximate bandwidth saved: 19,229 MB
[01:06] <shannow> Counter started: October 20, 2001
[01:09] * DigeratiH is away: sleeeeeeeeeep
[01:33] <serial_th> what do i have to do in order to use the ComDB functions?
[03:54] <gecko_x2> hello
[03:57] <gecko_x2> i said..
[03:57] <gecko_x2> HELLO
[04:10] <gecko_x2> slackers and pimps
[04:10] <gecko_x2> that's all this chan is full of
[04:11] <gecko_x2> .wz
[04:11] <Canuck> Tallinn, Estonia -- 2:11 PM EEST Updated: 1:50 PM EEST
[04:11] <Canuck> Temp: 9 C Windchill: 6 C Humidity: 40%
[04:11] <Canuck> Conditions: Clear Wind: (WNW) 23 kmh
[05:13] <shannow> http://www.adelaider.com/google/
[05:49] <Vern> .wz
[05:49] <Canuck> Barrie, Ontario -- 8:49 AM EDT Updated: 8:45 AM EDT
[05:49] <Canuck> Temp: 45.9F/8C Windchill: 42F/6C Humidity: 100%
[05:49] <Canuck> Conditions: No Report Wind: (ESE) 7mph/11kmh
[06:07] <Vern> http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=1872428&page=1
[06:08] <Vern> http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory?id=1875934
[06:14] <gecko_x2> LAINUKS IS TEH BESTEST!!!!!!
[06:15] <Segmental> sup veren
[06:15] <Segmental> -e
[06:15] <gecko_x2> THORWADS IS GOD
[06:16] <gecko_x2> LINDUS THORWADS > CHUCK NORRIS (Texas Ranger)
[06:19] * gecko_x2 smacks vern in face with LAINUKS SPOOGE
[06:22] <Segmental> lizard!
[06:22] <Segmental> :)
[06:39] <gecko_x2> SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTAAAAAAAA
[06:39] <gecko_x2> Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUCKING Hoooooooooooo
[06:55] * Cybergot is now known as CyberTech
[07:15] * Cybergot is now known as CyberTech
[07:35] <siniss> Hi! I have a very small domain for a couple of workstations and a windows 20
[07:36] <siniss> Just a point in the right direction (some link or something) would be VERY a
[07:49] <Vern> dont use roaming profiles on the laptops
[07:50] <siniss> alright, what should I use?
[07:50] <naphtali> Local profile and offline files
[07:51] <siniss> alright. no point in trying with VPN or some similar solution?
[07:51] <naphtali> What was the original question?
[07:51] <Vern> <siniss> Hi! I have a very small domain for a couple of workstations and
[07:51] <Vern> <siniss> Just a point in the right direction (some link or something) wo
[07:52] <siniss> thanks vern
[07:52] <Vern> go play WOW pr0d2
[07:52] <tomyjade> Vern
[07:52] <siniss> Basically I want to learn how to make remote login from a non LAN computer
[07:53] <siniss> It's as much from interest as just from making it work :)
[07:53] <Vern> tomy sup
[07:53] <Vern> !tla roaming profiles
[07:53] <tomyjade> nada saying hi ^_-
[07:53] <tla2> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/archives/19-Roaming-Profiles-and-Folder-Red
[07:53] <tla2> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/feeds/categories/5-Group-Policy.rss
[07:54] <Vern> i hav eto go shopping now =\
[07:54] <siniss> I have seen computers where you can log in to the server as if you where in
[07:54] <Vern> with roaming profiles?
[07:54] <siniss> yeah
[07:54] <Vern> you just get a cached profile when you login
[07:55] <siniss> ah ok
[07:55] <siniss> !tla VPN
[07:55] <tla2> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/archives/3-Using-CMAK-to-Deploy-VPN-Setting
[07:55] <tla2> http://thelazyadmin.com/index.php?/archives/30-VPN-Client-Configuration.html
[07:56] <Vern> we use checkpoint and you can bring up the vpn login at the login screen, i gu
[07:56] <Vern> but... what happens when they dont have internet access at that point
[07:56] <Vern> offsite, just want to check cached emails, or check a spreadsheet on the deskt
[07:57] <siniss> yeah thats a good point
[07:57] <siniss> Thank you very much :)
[08:03] <naphtali> Hold on
[08:03] <naphtali> Vern helped someone
[08:03] <Vern> ** vern
[08:03] <IaMaJerk> vern == :He Knows Nothing | <eclipze-> heh i've seen vern's help &l
[08:04] <Vern> lol empire records is on nbo, what a classic
[08:04] <Vern> hbo*
[08:30] <DortoH> .wz
[08:30] <Canuck> Winnipeg, Manitoba -- 10:31 AM CDT Updated: 10:00 AM CDT
[08:31] <Canuck> Temp: 59F/15C Humidity: 67%
[08:31] <Canuck> Conditions: Clear Wind: (South) 10mph/16kmh
[08:39] <Lokes> .wz 07936
[08:39] <Canuck> East Hanover, New Jersey -- 11:39 AM EDT Updated: 10:45 AM EDT
[08:39] <Canuck> Temp: 45F/7C Windchill: 38F/3C Humidity: 81%
[08:39] <Canuck> Conditions: Light Rain Mist Wind: (ENE) 14mph/23kmh
[08:50] <canabis> who uses Go2Assist?
[08:50] <canabis> if all your client sessions are used up, is there a web page or tool, to ki
[08:51] <gecko_x2> don't kill the poor open sessions
[08:52] <gecko_x2> what have they ever done to you?
[08:54] <DortoH> is that the citrix one?
[08:56] <canabis> yes
[08:59] <canabis> hey if we cant rebuild New Orleans at home in a year, how the fuck will we
[09:05] <gecko_x2> who said u can, except gwb
[09:06] <]JJD[> Vern: C's trying to do a takeover by deopping the bots :P
[09:06] <]JJD[> ban lol
[09:11] <gecko_x2> ban the infidel!!
[09:11] <gecko_x2> let him burn in purgatory
[09:25] <myrla> Shuttup I jave arrived
[09:25] <myrla> err
[09:25] <myrla> s/j/h
[09:25] <myrla> ;)-
[09:26] <gecko_x2> be quiet myrla is in da chan
[09:26] <Lokes> myrla your smily is drooling
[09:26] <WrldBFree> I thought that was a penis
[09:26] <myrla> my eye is
[09:26] <]JJD[> your eye is a penis?
[09:27] <gecko_x2> an pen is an eye?
[09:27] <myrla> shhhhhhhhhh
[09:27] <gecko_x2> stfu
[09:27] <gecko_x2> :P
[09:27] <myrla> eh
[09:27] <myrla> hee
[09:27] <gecko_x2> ur sitting in my corner
[09:27] <WrldBFree> should I get deodorant at the store first, then shower, or shower then ge
[09:27] <gecko_x2> GIT!!
[09:28] <gecko_x2> lol WrldBFree that's a really though one :)
[09:28] <myrla> dang i export my outlook.pst to a file
[09:28] <myrla> then i put it on my laptop
[09:29] <myrla> and import it
[09:29] <myrla> sayd it is not a personal folder file
[09:29] <myrla> idiot windows
[09:29] <gecko_x2> tough*
[09:29] <myrla> shhhhhhhhh
[09:29] <myrla> ;)-~`
[09:30] <myrla> .wz
[09:30] <gecko_x2> **ATCHOOOOOOOOOOOO'**
[09:30] <Canuck> Gallatin, Tennessee -- 11:30 AM CDT Updated: 10:35 AM CDT
[09:30] <Canuck> Temp: 65.7F/19C Humidity: 73%
[09:30] <Canuck> Conditions: Clear Wind: Calm
[09:30] <myrla> GOLF
[09:30] <myrla> ;)_
[09:32] <myrla> ;P-
[09:32] <myrla> ** BBQ
[09:32] <IaMaJerk> bbq == one Lizzard tail over hot coals, slowly turned and basted
[09:33] <myrla> DOES ANYONE HAVE A CRACK FOR ADOBE CS2?
[09:33] <myrla> caps sorry
[09:35] * myrla messes up gecko_x2's kitchen
[09:35] <sysrage> shower, go to store, use deoderant without buying it
[09:35] <myrla> lol
[09:36] <myrla> leave a hair on it
[09:36] <myrla> they will let you have it
[09:37] <myrla> sysrage: where do you live
[09:40] <sysrage> somewhere
[09:41] <Karl> myrla, want a keygen for CS2?
[09:41] <myrla> yes
[09:41] <Karl> then TAKE THE FUCKING DCC!
[09:41] <Karl> :)
[09:41] <myrla> send to alrym
[09:41] <myrla> please
[09:41] <_JarHead_> hahahahahaha
[09:42] <alrym> thank you
[09:42] <Karl> oh wait
[09:42] <Karl> dcc broke
[09:42] <alrym> now do you have the program
[09:42] <alrym> ;)-
[09:42] <alrym> hmmmmmm
[09:42] <Karl> http://www.weckstrom.com/keygen.exe
[09:43] <alrym> do you hav the app
[09:44] <Karl> yeah might even have it on an ftp
[09:44] <Karl> sec
[09:44] <alrym> i just found out mine is corrupted
[09:44] <alrym> ;(
[09:44] <Karl> ftp ftp.weckstrom.com
[09:44] <Karl> shit/shit
[09:44] <Karl> only a T1 tho, but it's pretty small
[09:45] <alrym> port?
[09:45] <Karl> std
[09:47] <alrym> won't connect
[09:47] <alrym> ftp ftp.weckstrom.com
[09:47] <alrym> or
[09:47] <Vern> lol
[09:47] <alrym> ftp.weckstrom.com
[09:47] <Karl> C:\Program Files\mIRC>ftp ftp.weckstrom.com
[09:47] <Karl> Connected to ftp.weckstrom.com.
[09:47] <Karl> 220 nameserver1 Microsoft FTP Service (Version 5.0).
[09:47] <Karl> User (ftp.weckstrom.com:(none)): shit
[09:47] <Karl> 331 Password required for shit.
[09:47] <Karl> Password:
[09:47] <Karl> 230 User shit logged in.
[09:47] <Karl> ftp>
[09:47] <Vern> ya try that myrla
[09:48] <Karl> Error D'user
[09:48] <ppyre> anyone have a serial for vnc enterprise 4.2
[09:50] <alrym> thank you Karl
[09:51] <sysrage> pebkac!
[09:51] <alrym> im not very smart i agree
[09:52] <alrym> but i have learned to like you sysrage
[09:52] <alrym> ;)-
[09:53] <alrym> naphtali
[09:53] <alrym> wanna msg me?
[09:53] <alrym> ;p
[09:53] <Vern> lol
[09:53] <alrym> i couldn't goto church today ;(
[09:54] <Angus> why not?
[09:54] <Vern> ahhhh what a shame
[09:54] <alrym> i stepped on a jewell case and put 9 stitches in my foot
[09:54] <Angus> ouch..
[09:54] <Angus> that doesnt sound to fun
[09:55] <Lokes> Karl: sup today
[09:55] <alrym> it was sitting on the stairs standin sideways
[09:55] <alrym> i rwn downstairs to turn off my casserols and it got me
[09:55] <alrym> casserole
[09:56] <Vern> ouch
[09:56] <Karl> actually not much
[09:56] <Karl> bought a new car, picking it up at 2:30, but then i'm free
[09:56] <alrym> really deep
[09:56] <Vern> what did you buy
[09:56] <Karl> eh, just a little Scion tC
[09:56] <alrym> im gonna buy a Honda Element
[09:56] <alrym> ;)-
[09:57] <alrym> orange
[09:57] <Vern> lol myrla
[09:57] <alrym> ;p
[09:57] <alrym> heh
[09:57] <Vern> the ugliest car around
[09:57] <alrym> they are so cute
[09:57] <Vern> or suv, or whatever you want to call that
[09:57] <jlott> http://lolzing.com/gallery/MysteryGirl
[09:57] <alrym> well i could buy a Bradley
[09:58] <alrym> what are you driving now Vern
[09:58] <Vern> bicycle
[09:58] <alrym> heh
[09:58] <alrym> bananna seat
[09:59] <Vern> nope. i dont have your seat
[09:59] <gecko_x2> bananna!
[09:59] * gecko_x2 twitches and turns
[10:07] <jlott> Vern doesn't care about black people
[10:08] <gecko_x2> he thinks they are rotting from the inside
[10:10] <Dr-Drew> vern loves runelind
[10:33] <myrla> what is the site for houscalls by Trend?
[10:37] <j1mmyj1h4> Hello, a machine on my windows 2000 domain keeps on asking "domain]
[10:37] <j1mmyj1h4> 03:04:57.929567 IP 70.49.189.14.
[10:37] <j1mmyj1h4> hrm
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> it keeps on asking my ISP's dns
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> domain]
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> 03:04:57.929567 IP 70.49.189.14.4376 > 209.226.175.223.domain: 26
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> FUCK
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> v
[10:38] <j1mmyj1h4> p._tcp.dc._msdcs.SOUTHWEST. (48)
[10:39] <j1mmyj1h4> basically, its asking my isp's DNS to look up computers in my domain.
[10:41] <Dr-Drew> so
[10:41] <Noctem> Don't ask me about my business, Kay.
[10:42] <Dr-Drew> so
[10:42] <whoop> yah huh?
[10:42] <j1mmyj1h4> ok
[10:42] <j1mmyj1h4> this must be pissing my isp off
[10:42] <j1mmyj1h4> 03:30:46.202948 IP 70.49.189.14.4545 > 209.226.175.223.domain: 46504+
[10:42] <j1mmyj1h4> p._tcp.dc._msdcs.SOUTHWEST. (48)
[10:43] <Dr-Drew> stop pasting your crap in here j1mmyj1h4
[10:43] <j1mmyj1h4> is it crap because you dont understand it?
[10:43] <whoop> no why do we care
[10:44] <whoop> what is your question or point
[10:44] <j1mmyj1h4> how can i stop a member of a domain from asking my isp's dns to look that
[10:44] <Dr-Drew> ** google
[10:44] <IaMaJerk> google == it owNs you, go search there, then come back - NOW - www.google
[10:44] <j1mmyj1h4> would that not piss my isp off?
[10:44] <whoop> it should be all controlled from your servers
[10:45] <whoop> does it have isp dns setup on it?
[10:45] <whoop> no
[10:45] <whoop> it is dns from isp
[10:45] <whoop> that's its job
[10:45] <Dr-Drew> your ISP sees so much scan traffic, it would take a 10000 workers to filter
[10:45] <whoop> hahaha
[10:46] <Dr-Drew> j1mmyj1h4, it also looks like you got a computer that used to be on a domai
[10:46] <serial_th> what do i have to do in order to use the ComDB functions?
[10:46] <Dr-Drew> looking for SVR records, wich are primarily for AD
[10:46] <j1mmyj1h4> oh
[10:46] <j1mmyj1h4> its still on the domain
[10:46] <j1mmyj1h4> the computer making the requests has two network cards.
[10:46] <Dr-Drew> are you running a domain?
[10:47] <j1mmyj1h4> yes
[10:47] <j1mmyj1h4> "southwest"
[10:47] <j1mmyj1h4> its not fqdn
[10:47] <Dr-Drew> all computers need to have thier DNS settings set to internal DNS server nu
[10:47] <j1mmyj1h4> yeah
[10:47] <j1mmyj1h4> but the internal server has no default route
[10:47] <Dr-Drew> not my problem
[10:48] <j1mmyj1h4> i guess i better make the domain member with the default router
[10:48] <j1mmyj1h4> route
[10:48] <j1mmyj1h4> into the dns server.
[10:48] <whoop> sounds like you ahve it wrong anyways
[10:48] <whoop> what is your setup
[10:48] <j1mmyj1h4> what would i do to "look up these addresses here, forward all other to is
[10:48] <j1mmyj1h4> oh boy.
[10:49] <Dr-Drew> !google managing AD DNS with forwarders
[10:49] <Canuck> Windows 2000 Server: Best Practice Activ @ http://www.microsoft.com/technet/
[10:49] <Dr-Drew> heh
[10:49] <j1mmyj1h4> what is my set up?
[10:49] <Dr-Drew> idiot
[10:50] <Dr-Drew> ban evading is as rude as you are
[10:50] <j1mmyj1h4> i told you. the domain controller has the dns server.
[10:50] <Dr-Drew> !google managing AD DNS with forwarders
[10:50] <Canuck> Windows 2000 Server: Best Practice Activ @ http://www.microsoft.com/technet/
[10:50] <Dr-Drew> lol
[10:50] <Dr-Drew> 2x as i google
[10:50] <myrla> lol
[10:50] <Dr-Drew> [10:50] *j1mmyj1h4* wow, you're a fucking loser.
[10:51] <myrla> ;p
[10:51] <Dr-Drew> hi myrla
[10:51] <myrla> hi
[10:51] <Noctem> hello myrla
[10:51] <Dr-Drew> how you and your 456,987,098 computers doing?
[10:51] <myrla> hi Noctem
[10:52] * clon3man is now known as Cloneman
[10:52] <myrla> okie
[10:52] <Noctem> myrla, i think i love you
[10:52] <whoop> he needed to be kicked drew
[10:53] <Dr-Drew> so
[10:53] <myrla> Noctem: what head are you thinking with?
[10:53] <Noctem> myrla the two on my shoulders
[10:54] <Noctem> er... nevermind
[10:54] <myrla> heh
[10:55] <Karl> i'd do myrla
[10:55] <Karl> even tho she's seen more tongue than a jewish deli
[10:55] <Noctem> that karl, such a romantic
[10:55] <Noctem> hah
[10:56] <Noctem> hahaha
[10:56] <Angus> !uptime LordAngus
[10:56] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ LordAngus ] upt:[ 21d 15h 32m 21s ] avg:[ 21d 15h 32m 21s ] record:[
[10:57] <Goad> Noctem, i just bought this: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000EPFPVU/sr=8-1
[10:57] <Goad> the combo package
[10:58] <Dr-Drew> DVD?
[10:59] <Goad> cd + import
[10:59] <Goad> no one knows wtf the import is
[10:59] <Goad> it would be fucking rad if it was the live dvd they have been talkin about for
[11:00] <Dr-Drew> thats what i was thinking
[11:00] <Goad> im sold on this consperacy theory
[11:00] <Dr-Drew> i did sound for tool in the early 90s before i got into computers
[11:00] <Noctem> Goad fuck yea
[11:00] <Dr-Drew> at this little place called "cattle club"
[11:00] <Goad> nice Dr-Drew
[11:01] <Goad> Noctem, have you read about the decoy theory?
[11:01] <Noctem> no
[11:01] <Goad> well
[11:01] <Goad> the shit that leaked....they say its all b-side material from lateralus
[11:01] <Goad> and a decoy for bootleggers
[11:01] <Goad> sounds silly, i know
[11:02] <Noctem> lol
[11:02] <Goad> but the more i read up on it.....im convinced
[11:02] <Goad> so many facts
[11:02] <Noctem> personally i thought it was a better album than Lateralus
[11:03] <Goad> im just greedy as well....i want more on may 2nd
[11:03] <Noctem> why would they be b-sides from an inferior album? lol
[11:03] <Goad> do you have an account on toolnavy?
[11:03] <Noctem> no
[11:03] <Goad> k, let me paste this
[11:04] <Goad> ** paste
[11:04] <Noctem> ** paste
[11:04] <IaMaJerk> paste == Wanna paste something? | http://www.pastebin.com/ | http://www.r
[11:04] <IaMaJerk> Noctem I already displayed paste less than 2 minutes ago
[11:04] <chicken--> hey
[11:04] <chicken--> i have a good question....
[11:04] <Noctem> hi
[11:04] <Noctem> i bet we have answers laced with sarcasm
[11:04] <chicken--> why do channels like #windows2000 exist when you can press f1 in windows
[11:05] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to be cursed at?
[11:05] <Noctem> ooooooh good question
[11:05] <Noctem> truth be told, there's about 5 people in here that know win2k inside and out
[11:05] <naphtali> When I press F1, Noctem doesn't pop up
[11:05] <Noctem> naphtali exactly
[11:05] <Noctem> F1 doesn't give me porn and disgusting links
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <myrla> you have to crank the wheel on the box naphtali
[11:06] <naphtali> chicken, I would be a mortician
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <chicken--> is #windows2000 good if you want to talk to people who are assholes, and
[11:06] <Noctem> naphtali ooh, nice profession
[11:06] <Noctem> LOL
[11:06] <Noctem> stupid ban mask
[11:06] <chicken--> noctem, you have zero skill.
[11:06] <Noctem> hmmm i wonder if i can change that.
[11:06] <Noctem> chicken-- i'm well aware
[11:06] <naphtali> chicken, do you need a hug?
[11:06] <chicken--> i suggest you check your fs audit log. woops you dont have one.
[11:07] <Benton> hi naph
[11:07] <naphtali> Hello Benton, myrla
[11:07] <chicken--> so, whats the point in #windows2000?
[11:07] <Benton> hi myrla
[11:08] <Goad> Noctem
[11:08] <Goad> http://pastebin.com/675493
[11:08] <Dr-Drew> lol
[11:08] <runelind> Noctem: you do the puzzle?
[11:09] <Dr-Drew> i want himt o come back
[11:09] <Dr-Drew> i didnt get to say anything to him
[11:09] <Noctem> runelind oh snap. not yet
[11:09] <Dr-Drew> BRB, installing new kernel
[11:09] <runelind> it was kind of tricksy today
[11:10] <Noctem> Goad, sounds like a bunch of bullshit if you ask me
[11:11] <Goad> i dont know....id like to see more material on the 2nd
[11:11] <Goad> so im entertaining the idea
[11:13] <naphtali> What's new Benton?
[11:13] <Noctem> the problem is that people lift this band up to some sort of god-like status
[11:13] <Noctem> don't get me wrong, they're awesome, but in the grand scheme of things, they
[11:13] <Benton> naph, reading pediatric surgery text
[11:14] <Goad> Noctem
[11:14] <Goad> I know I can't prove this, but because of all the hype here I spoke to my frie
[11:14] <runelind> Noctem: you do it yet? huh? huh? huh?
[11:14] <Noctem> runelind about to
[11:15] <Noctem> Goad heh so some guy in the internet knows some other guy working in a local
[11:15] <Goad> hey, it just adds to the theory
[11:16] <Goad> LMFAO
[11:16] <Goad> So I hope... Then I will have two fucking awesome albums to listen to. (Unless
[11:16] <Dr-Drew> dont forget perfect cirlce
[11:16] <Goad> fuck apc
[11:16] <Dr-Drew> circle
[11:16] <Goad> tool > apc
[11:16] <Dr-Drew> their good too
[11:17] <Dr-Drew> more of a jam band then the twisted rock that tool is
[11:17] <Goad> i like apc, but id like to see maynard focus on tool more
[11:24] <Noctem> runelind i have no idea what city it's supposed to be
[11:27] <Goad> w00t
[11:28] <Goad> Noctem, im goin to coachella
[11:28] <Noctem> sweet
[11:28] <Goad> madona + tool = bliss
[11:29] <Noctem> lol
[11:32] <Noctem> runelind oy.. lame.
[11:44] <runelind> what's lame?
[11:46] * Dr-Drew does the "eats for the first time in 5 days" dance
[11:49] <runelind> heh michael moore is in an actual movie on FX
[11:49] <runelind> with lisa kudrow
[11:55] <Dr-Drew> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4262372597731133725&pl=true
[11:55] <Dr-Drew> you hafta watch this one till the very end
[11:56] <runelind> I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!
[11:56] <Noctem> seriously
[11:58] <runelind> Noctem: what was lame?
[11:59] <Segmental> that was funny
[11:59] <Segmental> sup rune
[12:00] <Noctem> runelind the answer at the end
[12:00] <Noctem> i was like 'manhattan' 20 times
[12:00] <runelind> llama
[12:00] <Noctem> the puzzle was easy though.
[12:00] <runelind> I "lost" a piece
[12:01] <Noctem> hahaha
[12:01] <runelind> it blended in with the rest of them
[12:01] <Noctem> yea
[12:01] <runelind> so I was about to reset when I found it
[12:01] <Noctem> heh godfather 2 is on AMC
[12:01] <Noctem> i was just watching my DVD
[12:03] <Noctem> chicken pot pie is awesome
[12:06] <Dr-Drew> this is either sexy or gross: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5581
[12:08] <Noctem> Dr-Drew that webcam girls vid was funny
[12:08] <Noctem> and the 2nd was hot!
[12:09] <Vern> lol
[12:11] <Dr-Drew> lol
[12:12] <Dr-Drew> i like the t-shirts of the webcam one at the end
[12:12] <Dr-Drew> "we are lesbians"
[12:12] <Noctem> lol yeA
[12:12] <Noctem> err yea
[12:13] <sysrage> anybody got a cassiopeia?
[12:14] <Dr-Drew> i used to\
[12:14] <Dr-Drew> a c105
[12:14] <Dr-Drew> used windows CE
[12:15] <Dr-Drew> worse embedded OS out there
[12:16] <Noctem> newton ftw!
[12:16] <Dr-Drew> got me there
[12:16] <Noctem> newton?
[12:16] <Noctem> apple's palm device
[12:16] <Dr-Drew> yeah
[12:17] <Dr-Drew> that was bad
[12:17] <Vern> lol
[12:17] <Noctem> actually, people that still own them love them
[12:17] <Noctem> but that's an apple zealot for ya
[12:17] <Noctem> refusing to let go
[12:17] <Noctem> http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/newton_f.jpg
[12:17] <Noctem> faaaaaaaaag
[12:17] <Dr-Drew> lol
[12:18] <Dr-Drew> i pod is really apples only true good sell in 2 decades
[12:18] <Noctem> indeed
[12:19] <Noctem> it's keeping them afloat
[12:19] <Dr-Drew> yep
[12:19] <Noctem> ipod+ITMS is keeping them alive
[12:19] <Noctem> especially now that they're selling intel hardware at a huge markup
[12:19] <Dr-Drew> well, i think the shift from PPC to x86 is going to take them far too
[12:19] <Dr-Drew> they can market, but they used to choose the wrong type of market to market
[12:20] <Noctem> no it won't
[12:20] <Noctem> not if they're still selling the same exact hardware as Dell at retardedly h
[12:20] <Noctem> which is what they're doing
[12:20] <Noctem> and will continue to do
[12:20] <Vern> indeed
[12:20] <Noctem> 'IT JUST WORKS' LOL
[12:21] <Dr-Drew> heh
[12:21] <Dr-Drew> my front is so torn up
[12:21] <Dr-Drew> the street is gone, and half of my driveway is gone
[12:22] <Vern> why?
[12:22] <Dr-Drew> upgrades to the steet
[12:22] <Dr-Drew> we had no sidewalks or gutters
[12:22] <Dr-Drew> and since property values have risen sharply, the city is required to put i
[12:23] <Dr-Drew> i just bought this house in feb. they were supposed to have it done before
[12:23] <Dr-Drew> but its been raining non stop
[12:24] <Dr-Drew> they got this cool machine that made the gutters
[12:24] <Dr-Drew> i watched cause i was home sick with food poisonong
[12:24] <Dr-Drew> didnt need to put wood down or nothing, just drove by with this robot like
[12:25] <Dr-Drew> i think it was laser guided
[12:25] <Dr-Drew> took a day to form both sides of my block
[12:27] <Dr-Drew> fuckers had to come to work on a saturday though :(
[12:28] <Noctem> I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FREDO
[12:28] <Noctem> I KNOW IT WAS YOU
[12:29] <makfu> Who is Fredo?
[12:30] <Noctem> makfu, godfather 2 fuckface
[12:31] <makfu> Oh, never seen it ghetto boy.
[12:31] <Vern> {wolfy`} that guy needs a ** hire
[12:32] <{wolfy`}> a what?
[12:32] <Vern> ** hire
[12:32] <IaMaJerk> hire == sounds like you need to hire someone slightly smarter than yourse
[12:32] <{wolfy`}> heh
[12:32] <{wolfy`}> slightly?
[12:32] <{wolfy`}> vern
[12:32] <{wolfy`}> the situation with that guy
[12:32] <Noctem> makfu wtf never seen godfather?
[12:33] <{wolfy`}> he's their network admin, but all along he's been pretending to be their d
[12:33] <makfu> Seen part 1
[12:33] <Vern> lol
[12:33] <makfu> Or something...
[12:33] <{wolfy`}> so he's trying to cover his ass
[12:33] <{wolfy`}> he can't hire a consultant because he's supposed to be competent
[12:34] <{wolfy`}> that's why my comments irritate him so :)
[12:34] <Lokes> makfu: you're a shit
[12:34] <Lokes> just an fyi
[12:34] <Lokes> i'm heading to somerville
[12:34] <Lokes> if you're bored, meet me there :P
[12:35] <makfu> Lokes, you big giant douche, you never told me what you were doing last night
[12:35] <Lokes> i went drinkin!
[12:35] <Lokes> you weren't around
[12:35] <Lokes> and never gave me your number
[12:35] <makfu> I was too beeeeotch!
[12:35] <Noctem> lol
[12:35] <amazon10x> hello
[12:36] <makfu> Fuck off.
[12:36] <Lokes> lol
[12:36] <amazon10x> sure
[12:36] <Vern> lol
[12:36] <Lokes> msg me your number
[12:36] <amazon10x> i'll let you knwo how that works out
[12:36] <makfu> So lokes, what are you doing tomorrow?
[12:36] <Lokes> working
[12:37] <Lokes> well for a couple hours at least
[12:37] <makfu> The whole day?
[12:37] <Lokes> probably not tomorrow night
[12:37] <Lokes> just in the afternoon
[12:37] <makfu> e-mail me your contact info...
[12:37] <Lokes> ok
[12:37] <Noctem> Ad Muncher Usage Statistics for v4.7 Build 23669/1285 *BETA*
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[12:38] <Vern> Ad Muncher Usage Statistics for v4.7 Build 22198/1281 *BETA*
[12:38] <Vern> Adverts removed by Ad Muncher: 640
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[12:38] <Vern> Counter started: April 20, 2006
[12:38] <makfu> Where'd you go drinkin last night?
[12:38] <Vern> yay 5 mb lol
[12:38] <Noctem> lol
[12:38] <amazon10x> if i put "127.0.0.1 rubyforge.org" in my hosts file will it also redir
[12:38] <Lokes> sent
[12:39] <makfu> Cool...
[12:39] <Vern> no amazon10x
[12:39] <Lokes> waiting for karl to call me back
[12:39] <{wolfy`}> vern you are a good helper
[12:39] <amazon10x> arg
[12:39] <amazon10x> I would consider upgrading to Vista if Microsoft would add wildcard suppo
[12:39] <Lokes> {wolfy`}: do not tarnish his image with such babble
[12:39] <makfu> Lokes, where'd you go drinking last night, just so I know what fun I was excl
[12:40] <Lokes> some bar
[12:40] <{wolfy`}> lokes he is helping me be a dick to someone
[12:40] <Lokes> i was alone
[12:40] <Noctem> HE WENT TO THE BING
[12:40] <Lokes> i dont know the name
[12:40] <Lokes> lol the bada bing. does it exist
[12:40] <Lokes> {wolfy`}: oh he's good at that
[12:40] <Vern> :D
[12:40] <Noctem> i think it's a real place, but i don't think it's the real name
[12:40] <makfu> It is a real place.
[12:41] <makfu> Its in Lodi...
[12:41] <Lokes> muhaha
[12:41] <Lokes> hrm thats not far from me
[12:41] <Noctem> lmao
[12:41] <Noctem> lokes is gettin ideas!
[12:41] <Lokes> istance:21.4 mi (about 36 mins)
[12:42] <makfu> Lokes, are you Italian?
[12:42] <Noctem> Canadian
[12:42] <Vern> rofl
[12:42] <Noctem> remember?
[12:42] <Lokes> no, not italian
[12:42] <makfu> Then you shouldn't go to Lodi.
[12:42] <Lokes> lol
[12:42] <Noctem> hahaha
[12:42] <Lokes> oook
[12:42] <Noctem> i'm a mick i bet i could go
[12:43] <makfu> Noctem, your from east hartford, so youd fit right in.
[12:43] <Noctem> dude lol
[12:43] <Lokes> well i just spent $3 in the "office center" to print out how to get my ass to
[12:43] <makfu> But they'd expect you to bus the tables.
[12:43] <Noctem> i'm not from east hartford
[12:43] <Lokes> how far is that from you makfu?
[12:43] <makfu> Lokes, add about 5 miles.
[12:43] <Lokes> say what
[12:43] <Lokes> you're down that way?
[12:44] <Lokes> this'll work out then
[12:44] <Lokes> what cho doing this afternoon
[12:44] <Lokes> in about an hour.. if i leave soon
[12:44] <makfu> Dude, I am in Madison... right next to Florahm Park.. The other side of Florh
[12:44] <makfu> I am doing shit for my annoying wife.
[12:44] <Lokes> fuck that
[12:45] <makfu> So you we could hang, but only if you are willing to help me dispose of the b
[12:45] <Noctem> HAHAHA
[12:45] <Noctem> http://videos.humpingfrog.com/14363/2006/04/emo-girl-puts-the-emo-in-emo.htm
[12:45] <Lokes> come pick my ass up and lets go to somerville to meet some eve buddies of min
[12:46] <Vern> nerd club
[12:46] <makfu> Vern, yeah, like you are someone to talk.
[12:46] <Noctem> Vern lmao
[12:46] <Lokes> ROFL noctem
[12:46] <Vern> lol
[12:46] <Noctem> uhhh vern drives a CADDY.
[12:46] <Lokes> that video
[12:46] <Lokes> LOL
[12:46] <Noctem> that is PIMP material
[12:46] <makfu> I drive a Caddy...
[12:46] <Vern> used too :I
[12:46] <Noctem> makfu that's wop material where you're at
[12:47] <Noctem> Lokes lol yea that was a funny vid
[12:47] <makfu> Well, not right at the moment, cause my freakin V got FUCKED UP at a garage..
[12:47] <Noctem> makfu = greasy guinea
[12:47] <makfu> Right now I have a Mazda 3 rental...
[12:47] <Lokes> come on
[12:48] <Lokes> it's peer pressure. come meet me here and we'll go to somerville
[12:48] <Lokes> we can drive my rental instead
[12:48] <Noctem> ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT MAKFU
[12:48] <Lokes> my bright orange ford escape
[12:48] <makfu> ROFL
[12:48] <Noctem> hmmm ps2 drops to $129
[12:48] <Lokes> all the cool kids get to meet lokes
[12:48] <Vern> the car was rear ended makfu?
[12:48] <Noctem> orange ford escape? i have never seen something so gay
[12:48] <makfu> When you going Lokes?
[12:48] <Lokes> like less than an hour
[12:49] <Lokes> well maybe closer to 5
[12:49] <Lokes> btw the coolest kids get to buy lokes drinks
[12:49] <makfu> Okay, let me see if I can get out of what I am supposed to do...
[12:49] <makfu> bbiab... stay online...
[12:50] <Vern> lokes has an old pizza pizza truck for a rental
[12:50] <Lokes> ok
[12:50] <Lokes> you have my number so call me fool
[12:50] <Lokes> it's ubber LD so i can call you back
[12:50] <Lokes> Vern: lol indeed
[12:51] <Noctem> heh
[12:51] <Noctem> makfu is trying to ditch his wife's mom's funeral to go drinking with lokes
[12:51] <Lokes> lol i hope that's not what it is
[12:51] <Noctem> haha
[12:52] <Lokes> i'd feel bad enough to buy him a drink
[12:52] <Lokes> ..and expense it
[12:52] <Noctem> haha
[12:52] <makfu> liar
[12:52] <makfu> brb
[12:52] <Lokes> er.. you go sexor up the wifey
[12:53] <makfu> Dude if that was the case, then we wouldn't be talking about going to hang ou
[12:53] <Lokes> LOL
[12:54] <Lokes> ok point taken
[12:54] <makfu> sadly, I am that big a dope.
[12:54] <makfu> brb
[12:54] <Lokes> ya i found a place with crown royal last night
[12:54] <Vern> http://www.autohotline.com/public/dlrvdetail.asp?VEHICLE_NO=7922&DEALER_NO=100
[12:55] <Vern> i might go look at that for a second car instead of the buick i have
[12:55] <Lokes> heh the guy noticed i had canadian cash in my wallet and asked if I was canad
[12:55] <Lokes> I said yes, just looking for a little taste of home
[12:55] <Lokes> he says, what about Canadian Club? i laugh and tell him, "why do you think we
[12:56] <Noctem> lmfao
[13:12] <S|imey> ............................................................................
[13:19] <ErrorF002> ugh
[13:19] <ErrorF002> just finished my Samurai Champaloo marathon
[13:20] <S|imey> http://bitspyder.net/
[13:21] <ErrorF002> No I have King Kong, Capote, and Good night and Good luck
[13:21] <ErrorF002> dunno which to watch first
[13:22] <ErrorF002> History of Violence kinda sucked
[13:24] <jlott> thx S|imey
[13:25] <Lokes> good night and good luck is pretty good
[13:25] <Lokes> watch it with a chick with a few drinks
[13:25] <S|imey> can you see if bitme has this book it will be the one that talks about new 7
[13:27] <jlott> yeah
[13:28] <jlott> is it a particular book?
[13:28] <jlott> Cisco Press?
[13:28] <S|imey> syngress
[13:29] <Lokes> gangs of new york is one
[13:29] <Lokes> *on
[13:29] <S|imey> wrath of KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN is on hbo family
[13:31] <Vern> thats an odd movie Lokes
[13:31] <jlott> that's one of my favorite movies
[13:31] <Vern> but it was pretty good IMO, if you could sit through it
[13:32] <jlott> daniel day lewis should have got two oscars
[13:33] <{wolfy`}> one for him and one for his alter-ego choda-boy
[13:33] <jlott> ?
[13:33] <Lokes> ya it's kinda odd
[13:33] <Lokes> i'll just watch it until I leave
[13:33] <S|imey> lol choad boy
[13:33] <jlott> whos the choad boy/
[13:33] <jlott> ?
[13:34] <jlott> leotardo
[13:34] <S|imey> yeah
[13:34] <jlott> lewis was so good in his role, he made up for that douche
[13:34] <S|imey> he was good in the aviator up untill then he sucked balls
[13:34] <Mr|Dave> yo negative terminal for car battery is red right
[13:34] <S|imey> COME IN WITH THE MILK
[13:35] <Vern> lol Mr|Dave
[13:35] <S|imey> heh no
[13:35] <Lokes> no
[13:35] <Mr|Dave> heh ok the other one
[13:35] <Lokes> black is neg
[13:35] <Mr|Dave> ic
[13:36] <jlott> S|imey: i'm not seeing it
[13:36] <Vern> Mr|Dave probably trying to hook up a stereo in his new car or something
[13:36] <makfu> Lokes... I should have an answer in a few minutes...
[13:36] <Mr|Dave> nah
[13:36] <Mr|Dave> I am trying to blow up my car lol
[13:36] <Lokes> k
[13:36] <Vern> then just hook the negative to the red
[13:36] <Mr|Dave> wanna reset ecu
[13:37] <Lokes> lol
[13:37] <Vern> most new cars you wont be able to do that just by un hooking the battery, they
[13:37] <jlott> pull the CMOS
[13:37] <Mr|Dave> o
[13:37] <Mr|Dave> ctl alt del
[13:38] <Dr-Drew> red = positive, unles its on old VW
[13:38] <makfu> When in doubt, tie all the grounds together...
[13:38] <makfu> Thats what apple did with their scsi implementation.
[13:38] <Dr-Drew> lol
[13:40] <makfu> No, really, they took 48pins and made it 25... by tieing all the grounds toge
[13:40] <Dr-Drew> a car already does that though
[13:40] <Vern> lol
[13:40] <Dr-Drew> unless its a groud activated switch
[13:43] <makfu> Hey Lokes, I can do it, but I need a little more time.
[13:44] <Lokes> ok
[13:44] <Lokes> how long
[13:44] <makfu> Err... 25 minutes
[13:44] <Dr-Drew> makfu doesnt want to help me ever
[13:44] <Lokes> ya that's fine
[13:44] <Lokes> email me your mobile or something
[13:44] <makfu> Give or take, 45 minutes..
[13:44] <makfu> (Just kidding)
[13:44] <Lokes> lol
[13:44] <Dr-Drew> make sure sopranos doesnt come on
[13:44] <Lokes> digg faster
[13:44] <Lokes> bodies dont bury themselves
[13:45] <LarchWerk> http://digg.com/technology/Set_Your_Cellphone_to_Shock_not_Silent_or_Vibr
[13:48] <Vern> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/47447_20050209-ohoh.jpg
[13:48] <Vern> oh noes
[13:49] <LarchWerk> whoa, holy shit
[13:49] <LarchWerk> the person that took that pic is probably dead
[13:49] <Vern> state trooper cam probably
[13:50] <LarchWerk> that's what I was thinking
[13:50] <LarchWerk> cause it says TATE
[13:50] <LarchWerk> heh
[13:50] <Vern> :p
[13:50] <LarchWerk> still, the cop is probably dead after that shit
[13:51] <LarchWerk> a kid I knew in high school got in an accident like that, only with I-bea
[13:51] <LarchWerk> fucking lost his leg
[13:51] <Dr-Drew> final destination fools
[13:51] <LarchWerk> almost 4... gotta go to a friend's boot hockey party
[13:52] <Dr-Drew> from a movie
[13:52] <LarchWerk> wtf is a boot hockey party anyways.. heh
[13:52] <Dr-Drew> ghey movie too
[13:52] <LarchWerk> in the summer of all times
[13:52] <Lokes> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/15100_how_to_spot_a_rich_guy.jpg
[13:53] <makfu> Dude, I am going to call you in like 15 minutesl..
[13:54] <Lokes> k
[13:56] <Lokes> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/53149_c0dba9e590200e7c327878440bccc21f.
[13:56] <evox-> he
[13:57] <Noctem> this penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho
[13:57] <Noctem> this penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho
[13:57] <Noctem> this penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho
[13:57] <Noctem> this penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho
[13:57] <LarchWerk> wtf
[13:57] <Vern> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/2239_20040625_koud.jpg
[13:58] <LarchWerk> she's got a pretty big dick for a hermaphrodite
[13:58] <Noctem> ew!
[13:58] <jlott> http://lolzing.com/gallery/Suicides/FinalDestinationlog
[13:58] <Noctem> uh she's not a hermaphrodite
[13:58] <LarchWerk> omg wtf
[14:05] <jlott> i'm pretty sure LarchWerk is a queer
[14:05] <jlott> er, wrong window
[14:05] <jlott> sorry
[14:08] <Noctem> lawl
[14:27] <makfu> Lokes, you still there?
[14:28] <Lokes> yep
[14:29] <Lokes> on the phone
[14:29] <Lokes> sec
[14:30] <Lokes> ok
[14:30] <Lokes> we're going to hanigans or something on route 22
[14:30] <Lokes> call moi
[14:31] <makfu> Okay, gimme a minute.
[14:31] <makfu> Whats hanigans?
[14:32] <Lokes> bar/pub/eatery
[14:32] <Lokes> i'm not gonna get shitfaced
[14:32] <Dr-Drew> whorehouse
[14:32] <makfu> Oh...
[14:32] <Lokes> lol
[14:32] <Dr-Drew> makfu, they gona put you to work
[14:32] <Lokes> you want to get shitfaced?
[14:33] <Dr-Drew> im off, gonna go to the driving range, the noise of the workers is buggin
[14:33] <makfu> Uhhh... no, cause then I might go to jail... and then I would have to call my
[14:33] <Dr-Drew> lets hope the rain helped me loose my slice
[14:33] <makfu> Aight, gonna call you in a second...
[14:34] <Lokes> sec
[14:35] <Lokes> ok call me
[14:53] <LeddyHM> do you treat all your lovers like that Lokes?
[14:53] <LeddyHM> no wonder you're always single
[14:53] <LeddyHM> and I thought it was you looks all this time ;)
[14:54] <TyrusB> <XaNk> i'd rather be gay than a terrorist
[15:06] * ]JJD[ is now known as awra
[15:22] <S|imey> n3wBciTy
[15:23] <Noctem> srsly
[15:27] * amazon10b is now known as amazon10x
[15:28] <amazon10x> hello
[15:29] <amazon10x> I have a hub and it has 6 ports on the front. 5 of them are labeled with
[15:29] <DortoH> to connect to another hub
[15:30] <amazon10x> hmm
[15:30] <amazon10x> ok
[15:34] <Karl> fucking car dealers
[15:34] <Karl> swear they can never get anything right
[15:35] <Vern> ive only ever bought two cars off a lot, and i hated it both times
[15:35] <Karl> lokes around?
[15:35] <Karl> bleh lemme plug my dead phone in in case he calls
[15:35] <amazon10x> i assemble all my cars from rubberbands and PVC pipe and run them off of
[15:35] * awra is now known as ]JJD[
[15:35] <Vern> id actually prefer if they would just sign it over as if it were a private sal
[15:36] <Vern> he said he left you a msg earlier Karl
[15:36] <Karl> heh my phone has no voicemail
[15:36] <Karl> unless he left it here at the house phone
[15:36] <Karl> brb lemme check
[15:36] <Vern> <Lokes> waiting for karl to call me back
[15:36] <Vern> {wolfy`````````````````````````````````
[15:36] <Karl> yeah he called me while I was at Incompetent Auto Mall(TM)
[15:37] <Vern> how did they fuck up your car?
[15:37] <Vern> ok
[16:26] <ErrorF002> King Kong
[16:26] <ErrorF002> rhymes with long
[16:27] <jlott> also dong
[16:27] <ErrorF002> In this fucking day and age of connectivity, Lokes and Karl can't fucking
[16:27] <ErrorF002> kinda pathetic
[16:28] <Vern> lol
[16:30] <ErrorF002> fuck man
[16:30] <ErrorF002> I am dizzy from watching so much shit on my laptop
[16:31] <NightOwl> hi all
[16:31] <ErrorF002> come back in an hour
[16:31] <ErrorF002> you're early
[16:31] <NightOwl> me?
[16:31] <ErrorF002> ya you
[16:31] <Vern> lol
[16:31] <NightOwl> ok\
[16:31] <jlott> heh
[16:42] <jlott> hai2u userme
[16:44] <userme> ok
[16:44] <evox-> hi userme
[16:44] <evox-> whats up?
[16:45] <userme> i need to write a spec for a database server.. they want to buy it from dell
[16:46] <jlott> 3ghz proc, 3gb ram
[16:46] <jlott> spec disk space accordingly
[16:46] <ErrorF002> how much usage userme?
[16:47] <ErrorF002> The key to a good DB server is I/O segregation
[16:47] <ErrorF002> RAID 1 for OS, RAID 5 for Data file, RAID 1 for Log
[16:52] <evox-> looks like you stumped him
[16:57] <Vern> anyone here have around a 2002 civic?
[16:58] <sevenx> newp
[16:58] <sevenx> just a 1997 and 2005
[16:59] <Vern> thats useless
[17:00] * Fosi` is now known as Fosi
[17:01] <Vern> i just need to know whats involved in removing the plastic from around it, jus
[17:01] <Goad> around what
[17:03] <Vern> the stereo
[17:04] <Goad> check the civic forums
[17:04] <Goad> im sure theres gotta be some diy's on there
[17:04] <Karl> hehe theyre not gonna like the tradein I gave them today :)
[17:05] <Karl> it had some...um... serious problems
[17:05] <Vern> the corolla?
[17:05] <Vern> how did they screw up your new car today?
[17:06] <Karl> just the paperwork part
[17:06] <Karl> and one option wasn't in stock
[17:06] <Karl> which I'll get monday
[17:06] <Karl> and that's the 10" bazooka
[17:06] <Vern> heh
[17:06] <Vern> what did you trade in?
[17:06] <Karl> my 01 camry
[17:06] <Karl> that was running on 5 cylinders
[17:06] <Karl> and a broken front fuel rail
[17:07] <Karl> and a dead knock sensor
[17:07] <Vern> but teh toyota's never break!!!!!
[17:07] <Karl> they do when you do what I did to mine :)
[17:07] <Vern> the knock sensor was probably why the 5 cylinder, heh
[17:07] <Vern> those things not working usually fuck some shit up
[17:08] <Karl> yeah
[17:08] <Karl> i blew that about a month ago
[17:08] <Karl> the front bank one
[17:08] <Karl> didn't feel like taking the intake/SC to get to it.
[17:09] <Vern> its warranted anyways, usually they give you fuck all value on a trade in anyw
[17:09] <ErrorF002> The key to a good DB server is I/O segregationheh
[17:09] <ErrorF002> heh
[17:09] <ErrorF002> vern has toyota envy
[17:10] <Karl> they gave me $8k
[17:10] <Karl> 75k miles, 6 years old
[17:10] <Karl> not too shabby
[17:10] <ErrorF002> shit
[17:10] <ErrorF002> I have as many miles on my 03
[17:11] <Vern> 75 is nothing
[17:11] <]JJD[> unless its a ford :s
[17:11] <Karl> if it's a ford, the only way it's hitting 75k is if it's being towed
[17:11] * ErrorF002 nods
[17:12] <Noctem-> heh
[17:12] <Noctem-> ford trucks are great
[17:12] <ErrorF002> yeah
[17:12] <Noctem-> cars are a whole other story though
[17:12] <ErrorF002> they tow real nice
[17:12] <Noctem-> my dad's had multipe ford trucks that hit 150K with basically no problems
[17:13] <Noctem-> multiple
[17:13] * Noctem- is now known as Noctem
[17:13] <ErrorF002> why did he need multiple?
[17:13] <ErrorF002> see ford sucks
[17:13] <Noctem> well, 2. an '81 that had a shitload of miles on it
[17:13] <Noctem> then he bought a '92
[17:13] <Noctem> which he replaced last year because the frame rotted out
[17:14] <sevenx> I have a 185K km on my Civic now
[17:14] <Noctem> the engine was still mint at 150K
[17:14] <ErrorF002> he mint
[17:15] <Noctem> IT WAS AN ABORTION, MICHAEL
[17:15] <Noctem> LIKE OUR MARRIAGE
[17:16] <Noctem> the godfather is gettin pwnt
[17:16] <ErrorF002> slap her!!!!!!
[17:16] <Vern> !google 75000 in km
[17:16] <Canuck> China Sets Aside 75000 Sq. Km Mining @ http://english.people.com.cn/english/
[17:16] <Vern> !google 75000 miles in km
[17:16] <Canuck> 75 000 miles = 120 700.8 kilometers
[17:17] <Vern> my 95 car dosnt have that many miles...
[17:17] <Noctem> my '00 subaru has like 104K miles :|
[17:17] <]JJD[> !google 130 miles to km
[17:17] <Canuck> 130 miles = 209.21472 kilometers
[17:17] <]JJD[> my 94 car has that
[17:17] <]JJD[> !google 130000 miles to km
[17:17] <Canuck> 130 000 miles = 209 214.72 kilometers
[17:17] <Vern> what car jjd
[17:18] <]JJD[> galant
[17:18] <Noctem> http://myspace-228.vo.llnwd.net/00677/82/26/677106228_m.jpg
[17:18] <Noctem> hawt
[17:18] <]JJD[> wait... the galant has more
[17:18] <]JJD[> the diamante has 130,000
[17:18] <Vern> im suprised anyone has balls enought to buy a mitsubishi that old
[17:18] <Noctem> lol mitsubishi
[17:18] <]JJD[> well... it was bought a long time ago
[17:18] <]JJD[> ;p
[17:18] <Vern> that makes it even worse
[17:18] <Noctem> only mitsu i'd buy are like, the 3000GT and the Evo's
[17:18] <]JJD[> lol
[17:19] <Vern> mitsu were junk back then
[17:19] <]JJD[> hey, it works fine still
[17:19] <sevenx> apparenltly not
[17:19] <Vern> thats all that matters
[17:19] <]JJD[> the diamante that is... the 95 galant is a whole different story
[17:20] <]JJD[> its front axel broke like 3 times
[17:20] <Vern> lol
[17:20] <]JJD[> had to get some joint bolt replaced too
[17:20] <]JJD[> and some other fixes
[17:20] <]JJD[> its been sitting in the lot for the past 5 months though
[17:20] <ErrorF002> toyota 4 life
[17:20] <Vern> ball joint is just mainteence
[17:20] <]JJD[> a bus hit it... nj transit bus heh
[17:20] <]JJD[> i think ive told you about it
[17:20] <Vern> good work
[17:20] <Karl> my camry would have lasted forever if I didn't beat the living shit out of tha
[17:20] <Vern> ive never heard about that
[17:21] <Karl> I had the thing overboosted way too far
[17:21] * ErrorF002 builds a campfire for the comming story
[17:21] <Karl> eh, what's to tell
[17:21] <Noctem> Karl lol what happened to it
[17:21] <ErrorF002> not you ]JJD['s story
[17:21] <]JJD[> not much to tell, my brothers a dumb fuck
[17:21] <S|imey> heh Karl mine has 381,000+ miles on it
[17:21] <Karl> I put a TRD supercharger on it, upgraded the front fuel rails, tossed in a 170
[17:21] <]JJD[> that got into an accident with a public transportation bus
[17:22] <]JJD[> some of the passangers are suing him
[17:22] <]JJD[> damn drama queens pretending theyre hurt
[17:22] <Karl> as it turns out, it won't last long past 5.5lb boost without forged pistons
[17:22] <Vern> huh
[17:22] <Noctem> My father was Antonio Andolini, and this is for you!
[17:22] <Noctem> Karl: lawl
[17:22] <Noctem> what'd you get in its place
[17:22] <Karl> one day, CEL came on, figured "eh, just another misfired cylinder"... but... u
[17:22] <Vern> scion van
[17:22] <Noctem> lol
[17:22] <Noctem> Vern eww
[17:23] <Karl> something wicked cheap. I picked up a Scion tC
[17:23] <ErrorF002> oh god please
[17:23] <Karl> thing was only $17k
[17:23] <ErrorF002> NICE
[17:23] <Noctem> ewww!
[17:23] <Karl> didn't even have to finance it
[17:23] <ErrorF002> I like those
[17:23] <Vern> ya they look good
[17:23] <Dry-ice> anyone know if wince has ICS ?
[17:23] <Vern> but you should have got the van!!!
[17:23] <Karl> hahaha
[17:23] <Noctem> xB baby! xB!
[17:23] <Karl> my wife said "No, I won't have my husband driving around in an enormous lunchb
[17:23] <ErrorF002> fuck that xA is the shit!!!
[17:23] <Noctem> Squirt.Queens.6.XXX.DVDRiP.XviD-DivXfacTory (NEW)
[17:23] <ErrorF002> Just chant Mork! as you drive by
[17:23] <Vern> lol
[17:23] <]JJD[> honda element > tB
[17:24] <Noctem> Karl heh i call 'em juice boxes
[17:24] <Noctem> ugh the element is nasty too
[17:24] <Karl> the tC is an amazing little car for what you're paying
[17:24] <Karl> 18k you shouldn't expect much... but damn
[17:24] <Vern> !google scion xA
[17:24] <Canuck> Scion | Home @ http://www.scion.com/ | Scion | Showroom | xA Gallery @ http:
[17:24] <ErrorF002> speaking of damn
[17:24] <Karl> I got the 8 speaker stereo with the 10" bazooka sub, Ipod hookup, satellite ra
[17:24] <ErrorF002> rented a Hyundai Sonata last week
[17:24] <ErrorF002> 6cyl
[17:25] <Noctem> Karl not bad
[17:25] <ErrorF002> pretty fucking nice
[17:25] <Karl> and you can put the TRD SC, TRD Exhaust on it and do 225hp
[17:25] <]JJD[> Vern should get an element
[17:25] <]JJD[> its a hot car
[17:25] <Vern> lol JJD
[17:25] <Noctem> lol
[17:25] <ErrorF002> no
[17:25] <Karl> and the Injen CAI for another 8
[17:25] <ErrorF002> Central1 needs an xB
[17:25] <Noctem> Karl: stick or auto? :)
[17:25] <Vern> i had a corolla as a rental an one point, i didnt like it, not enough seat adj
[17:25] <Karl> stick
[17:25] <Vern> drove great though
[17:25] <Karl> oh, good thing there's a fuel cutoff at 7k
[17:26] <Karl> since 1st gear has nothing to it lol
[17:26] <Noctem> hah
[17:26] <Vern> 5 mph in first
[17:26] <ErrorF002> Vern... the back of a mexican pickup truck with 16 swtiches doesn't have
[17:26] <Vern> i felt like my head was on the roof
[17:26] <Vern> sat too high
[17:27] <Noctem> http://s60.photobucket.com/albums/h33/protekt0r/th_fukbutt.gif
[17:27] <Karl> wife doesn't know how to drive a stick lol
[17:27] <Brutus|UA> i drive a renault megane grand tour (station)
[17:27] <Karl> damn catholics.
[17:27] * Brutus|UA walks away ashamed
[17:27] <Vern> thats good Karl
[17:27] <Vern> you never have to worry about her using your car
[17:27] <ErrorF002> mmm greeeezy!!!! Noctem
[17:27] <Noctem> lol
[17:27] <Karl> i told her i'd teach her
[17:27] <Brutus|UA> i don't even know how to use an automatic car :S
[17:28] <Karl> just like I taught her everything else in life.
[17:28] <ErrorF002> I beat you are DYING to teach her how to work a stick
[17:28] <Brutus|UA> i don't know anyone that has an automatic gearbox
[17:28] <ErrorF002> Well... I am done with Samurai Champaloo
[17:28] <ErrorF002> now to start on 24
[17:28] <ErrorF002> from season 1
[17:29] <Vern> season 1 was good
[17:29] <ErrorF002> fuck man
[17:29] <S|imey> stupid
[17:29] <ErrorF002> wife needs to finish dinner so I can take my perkies
[17:30] <ErrorF002> ass is fucking killing me
[17:30] <Noctem> lol
[17:30] <Vern> what did you have to have done ErrorF002
[17:30] <ErrorF002> Cyst removed
[17:30] <ErrorF002> i am getting serious cabin fever
[17:31] <Vern> heh
[17:31] <ErrorF002> worst part is that I can' relax
[17:31] <ErrorF002> my hips hurt from laying on my sides
[17:31] <ErrorF002> and my back is killing me from laying on my stomach
[17:32] <Karl> it sounds like you need a clean fommasooticle high
[17:32] <Vern> i got a new cat a few weeks ago
[17:32] <Vern> and when i lye in bed on my side
[17:32] <]JJD[> cats are for girls!
[17:32] <Vern> the cat sleeps ontop of my hip
[17:32] <Karl> no
[17:32] <ErrorF002> right know I am kneeling over my bed.
[17:32] <Karl> cats are for people who like vanity in a pet.
[17:32] <ErrorF002> no
[17:32] <Karl> dogs are for people who want something with the IQ of a small kitchen applianc
[17:32] <ErrorF002> cats for people that like an animal that isn't so fucking co-dependant
[17:32] <Karl> me, I like pigs.
[17:33] <Vern> i just need something to scare away the mice
[17:33] <Karl> Cats look down on you, Dogs look up to you, but pigs treat me as an equal.
[17:33] <Vern> and i can leave alone for a week at a time
[17:33] <]JJD[> shoulda moved in with crisp then Vern ;p
[17:33] <Vern> lol ya right
[17:33] <ErrorF002> Pigs are supposed to make awesome pets
[17:33] <ErrorF002> hide's too tough for ticks
[17:33] <ErrorF002> smart as fuck too.
[17:33] <Noctem> women are enough trouble, thank you
[17:34] <Karl> and you can't kick 'em outside for the night.
[17:34] <Karl> at least, not without repercussions.
[17:34] <Noctem> lol
[17:53] <Noctem> hmm
[17:53] <Noctem> is Alias worth downloading?
[17:53] <Vern> no
[17:53] <Noctem> ok
[17:55] <Noctem> man
[17:55] <Noctem> broadcasters really need to work out their audio issues
[17:55] <S|imey> heh
[17:55] <Noctem> every god damn channel has a different volume
[17:55] <Angus> any of you know of a par program..
[17:55] <Angus> that checks the pars
[17:55] <Angus> and then gives you the option of moving the files to a new dir if all tehre?
[17:55] <Noctem> quickpar, smartpar
[17:55] <Noctem> i dunno really, i could never figure out pars
[17:56] <Angus> i use em all teh time for newsgroups
[17:56] <Angus> problem i run into is mostly with mp3s
[17:56] <Angus> i got say 30 albums in a dir.. all mixed
[17:56] <Angus> so its a big headache..
[17:56] <Angus> but if i could get the par to check.. and then move.. that would be perfect
[18:00] <shannow> http://sympaticomsn.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitac
[18:00] <shannow> "I am happy, because I don't have to quit any more," Gisele Tremblay said.
[18:00] <shannow> wtf?
[18:00] <Vern> they can still smoke
[18:00] <Vern> and think they are smoking
[18:00] <Vern> the real shit
[18:01] <Noctem> lol
[18:01] <gecko_x2> Noctem goto bed
[18:01] <gecko_x2> i'm going
[18:01] <Noctem> gecko_x2 eat my ass
[18:02] <gecko_x2> fuck you
[18:02] <gecko_x2> :P
[18:02] <gecko_x2> ooo gimme a line
[18:02] <Noctem> lol
[18:02] <gecko_x2> don't gimme that all ofeended silence treatement
[18:03] <gecko_x2> :P
[18:03] <Noctem> i'm not
[18:03] <gecko_x2> i gotta hit the sacks NOW
[18:03] <Noctem> i'm just busy beating off and i don't feel like typing with one hand too muc
[18:03] <gecko_x2> i understand.. sticky mouse syndrome
[18:03] <gecko_x2> nite
[18:10] <e-vad> so, i need help making a decision
[18:10] <e-vad> specalized, or raleigh
[18:10] <naphtali> Ask Sota, he road rides
[18:12] <canabis> anyone know anything about DirectBuy?
[18:13] <jlott> http://store3.intermarkproductions.com/accounts3/1515/clip_images/CockDominat
[18:13] <Noctem> e-vad my gf has a specialized, it's a really nice bike
[18:14] <Noctem> jlott haha wow
[18:14] <e-vad> Noctem: so was the raleigh
[18:14] <canabis> I had a CC company call me today, I reverse pranked them
[18:14] <e-vad> i really want a roadie tho, but can only afford a hybrid
[18:14] <canabis> bitch told me a needed a psyhchiatrist and hung up on me
[18:15] * naphtali tears down canabis' driveway gate
[18:16] <Vern> OS:(Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.1 - 2600)) ¤ Up:(1d 23h 16m 3s)
[18:16] <Vern> windows sucks for memory management
[18:17] <Vern> i finally got over 10gb uploaded on oink
[18:17] <Vern> where's my invites!
[18:17] <naphtali> !uptime
[18:17] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ naphtali05 ] upt:[ 1y 191d 16h 01m 48s ] avg:[ 1y 191d 16h 01m 48s ]
[18:17] <canabis> http://hard-clan.com/users/canabis/Misc/prank/CapitalOne.mp3
[18:17] <Vern> .uptime
[18:17] <IaMaJerk> Uptime for phobos (Linux 2.6.12-9-386): 17:23:04 up 80 days, 13 min, 0 u
[18:18] <naphtali> That server is using 156MB of RAM
[18:18] <Vern> STOP WORKING SO HARD PHOBOS
[18:18] <naphtali> Looks pretty well managed to me
[18:18] <naphtali> I vote user error
[18:18] <naphtali> You Goaded up your box Vern
[18:18] <Vern> heh look at this
[18:18] <Vern> http://v3rn.dyndns.org/stats/
[18:19] <Goad> naggars
[18:19] <Vern> it uses al lthe memories just to boot
[18:19] <Vern> stupid ubuntu
[18:20] <naphtali> D-Link NIC
[18:20] <Vern> ya
[18:20] <Vern> its way better than the $120 intel one i have
[18:20] <naphtali> What does that machine do?
[18:20] <Vern> its my router
[18:20] <canabis> I think every credit card company under the sun has called me
[18:21] <naphtali> OK, it's time for a Wendy's spicy chicken
[18:21] <naphtali> Who wants one?
[18:21] <Vern> passssss
[18:21] <naphtali> brb
[18:23] <gecko_x2> phobos sux
[18:24] <gecko_x2> gecko's rox
[18:27] <canabis> anyone ever bought any Homelite yard equipment?
[18:27] <jlott> i stole some once
[18:27] <canabis> my instinct is that its prolly shitty
[18:27] <Vern> homelite, hehe
[18:27] <canabis> aside from Echo, its all shitty isnt it?
[18:28] <gecko_x2> H0me3l173?
[18:28] <canabis> after thats its either Ryobi or Craftsman isnt it?
[18:28] <canabis> I need a blower
[18:28] <Vern> me too
[18:28] <Angus> me to
[18:28] <Vern> send over your wife
[18:28] <Angus> what can i get for a quarter..
[18:29] <gecko_x2> vern goto sleep
[18:29] <[Raptor]> lol
[18:30] <gecko_x2> :P
[18:30] <canabis> http://www.lowes.com/lowes/lkn?action=productDetail&productId=20585-65481-T
[18:30] <canabis> thats a good price
[18:30] <gecko_x2> .wz
[18:30] <Canuck> Tallinn, Estonia -- 4:30 AM EEST Updated: 4:20 AM EEST
[18:30] <Canuck> Temp: -3 C Humidity: 100%
[18:30] <Canuck> Conditions: Clear Wind: (WSW) 3 kmh
[18:31] <[Raptor]> tip from a lawn and garden repair mechanic: DO NOT buy Homlite or other dh
[18:32] <Vern> heh
[18:32] <Vern> i bought a$99 weed eater from crappy tire
[18:32] <Vern> it better last 20 years
[18:32] <[Raptor]> homlite was good once long ago a time
[18:32] <Vern> gas... that is
[18:33] <[Raptor]> weedeater sux a bit too
[18:33] <[Raptor]> sup Vern
[18:34] <canabis> My Ryobi has been doing pretty good...18" straight shaft
[18:34] <[Raptor]> did ya know that back in the 70's the yellow weedeates where made by Echo?
[18:34] <Vern> wtf is echo
[18:35] <canabis> Echo rules you
[18:35] <canabis> its so expensive
[18:35] <S|imey> Echo heh
[18:35] <canabis> Echo is Rolls Royce of lawn engines
[18:35] <[Raptor]> high end two cycle shit from japan
[18:36] * [Raptor] starts up a Echo string trimmer and chases Vern
[18:36] <[Raptor]> See!
[18:36] <Vern> heh
[18:36] <[Raptor]> (:
[18:37] <jlott> #:>
[18:38] <S|imey> you niggas aint real
[18:38] <DigeratiH> its all an illusion of the mind
[18:38] <jlott> lump u out
[18:38] <DigeratiH> stop checking out my lumps
[18:39] <DigeratiH> speaking of lumps its good im not bawld right now.. I got a zit on my sca
[18:39] <S|imey> your head is growing tits
[18:40] <DigeratiH> in the top center of my head
[18:40] <DigeratiH> a sore lump like pimpL
[18:41] <DigeratiH> i feel like those cone head people on old SNL
[18:41] <gecko_x2> DigeratiH...
[18:42] <DigeratiH> sup naygur
[18:42] <gecko_x2> i an amalgam
[18:42] <gecko_x2> moochi moochi
[18:42] <DigeratiH> steaming hot MAGMA
[18:42] <gecko_x2> tspock!
[18:43] <DigeratiH> im gonna unleash the viagra on the gf tonight for fun
[18:43] <DigeratiH> wish me luck
[18:43] <DigeratiH> never tried it
[18:43] <gecko_x2> GL
[18:43] <DigeratiH> hope my dick dont burst a vessel
[18:43] <DigeratiH> I got the lube an all for hours of fun
[18:43] <gecko_x2> i count on you to continue after u cum even if it hurts a bit
[18:44] <DigeratiH> i hear the recovery time is 10 mins after a nut then i also here it never
[18:44] <DigeratiH> YIPPPE
[18:44] <gecko_x2> no breaks
[18:47] * Segmental ties DigeratiH's thing to a table
[18:47] <Segmental> haha sorry had to make fun ;)
[18:47] <DigeratiH> :P
[18:47] * Vern is playing [The Subways - Rock & Roll Queen]-[2:51]
[18:48] <Segmental> http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/2001/r90is96uc.jpg
[18:48] <Segmental> LMAO
[18:48] <Segmental> just uploaded that
[18:49] <Segmental> j/k found it
[18:49] <jlott> nice song vern
[18:50] <DigeratiH> gotdamn internet
[18:50] <Vern> lol http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/70344_marriagelicense.jpg
[18:50] <DigeratiH> lemme try sumpin
[18:51] <Segmental> nice vern :)
[18:51] <DigeratiH> dammit
[18:51] <gecko_x2> i think i'll try a vk2010 for a change
[18:51] <gecko_x2> http://dynamism.com/vk2010/main.shtml
[18:51] <gecko_x2> black version
[18:51] <DigeratiH> my winamp will not load internet radio in the library, says 0 stream
[18:51] <DigeratiH> could this be a isp thing
[18:51] <gecko_x2> for 250€ on german ebay
[18:52] <jlott> http://dontstopgrannynow.ytmnd.com/
[18:52] <jlott> hahahahahah
[18:52] <gecko_x2> says 150€ in frankfurt.. gotta check that out
[18:52] <jlott> i have to find that clip
[18:52] <jlott> i need a background story on this
[18:52] * Vern is playing [Godsmack - Speak]-[3:57]
[18:52] <gecko_x2> no jlott, u need sleep
[18:53] <S|imey> http://taylorbow.littlemidgets.com/roadhead/roadhead-003.jpg
[18:53] <naphtali> Slimey 507
[18:53] <jlott> actually
[18:53] <jlott> i need a beer
[18:53] <gecko_x2> damnit i clugged all 6 cans of mine
[18:53] <Segmental> S|imey now thats good!
[18:53] <Angus> if you like dick
[18:53] <e-vad> saw some of that last night
[18:53] <e-vad> some guy was fucking in his driveway
[18:53] <gecko_x2> fukin homos
[18:54] <e-vad> ....
[18:54] <gecko_x2> i'm off to bed for real
[18:54] <e-vad> fucking lack of class
[18:54] <Segmental> nite gecko_x2
[18:54] <Angus> nite
[18:54] * Vern changes topic to 'Welcome to the best channel on Efnet #Windows2000 | http://forums.
[18:54] <gecko_x2> fuck you and goodnight
[18:54] <gecko_x2> :P
[18:54] <naphtali> I thought you went to bed 30 mins ago
[18:55] <Vern> 30 more min he might goto bed
[18:55] <gecko_x2> shh that was the communists messing with your head
[18:56] <naphtali> What did you do today lizard?
[18:56] <gecko_x2> nite :)
[18:56] * gecko_x2 is now known as gecko_zzZ
[18:57] <Vern> i wish my trackpoint scroll button my laptop would work through rdp
[18:59] * Vern is playing [Creedence Clearwater Revival - Who'll Stop the Rain]-[2:29]
[18:59] <naphtali> CCR is a little old for you Vern
[18:59] <Vern> ccr is classic
[18:59] <jlott> yes it is
[19:00] <jlott> and now i can hear it and not think of the Dude
[19:00] <Vern> everyone should be forced to listen to Chronicle album
[19:00] <jlott> can't
[19:00] <Vern> heh
[19:01] * Vern is playing [Creedence Clearwater Revival - Lookin' Out My Back Door]-[2:34]
[19:01] <Vern> ccr = drinking music
[19:01] <jlott> yep
[19:01] <Vern> i feel like getting a beer and going to lite a fire :p
[19:01] <jlott> haha
[19:03] <Noctem> lol
[19:03] <Noctem> lol yeah, i always think of the dude
[19:03] <Noctem> every time i hear ccr
[19:03] <Vern> john fogerty?
[19:03] <Vern> or how ever you spell it
[19:03] <Noctem> no
[19:04] <Noctem> the dude
[19:04] <Noctem> the big lebowski
[19:04] <Noctem> i'm, the dude, man!
[19:04] <jlott> the Dude, man
[19:04] <Vern> heh
[19:04] <jlott> haha
[19:04] <Vern> dont remember that
[19:04] <jlott> awesome movie
[19:04] <Noctem> lol wtf vern
[19:04] <Noctem> download it asap
[19:04] <jlott> srsly
[19:04] <Noctem> one of my top 5
[19:05] <jlott> same here
[19:05] <Vern> ive seen what you classify as your top pics
[19:05] <jlott> hahahah
[19:05] <naphtali> Cool Hand Luke was one of his top 5
[19:06] * Vern is playing [Creedence Clearwater Revival - Commotion]-[2:45]
[19:06] <jlott> Cool Hand Luke is another awsome movie
[19:06] <jlott> top 5 material
[19:06] * Vern is playing [08 - The Ocean]-[4:30]
[19:07] * Vern turns it up
[19:08] <Vern> rofl
[19:08] <Vern> I am selling a 1989 Chevy Z24 Cavalier. Red and Silver with air induction hood
[19:08] <Vern> Has 2.8 HO engine. Automatic.
[19:08] <Vern> air induction!
[19:09] <naphtali> When I roll down a window I get air induction too
[19:09] <S|imey> old man eyes? heh
[19:11] <Vern> ROM WHITE IS FUNNY
[19:14] <S|imey> ASDM is unable to read the configuration from the PIX. Please check the conf
[19:14] <jlott> heh
[19:15] <jlott> i don't ever use ASDM
[19:15] <jlott> notepad + syslog = win
[19:16] <Noctem> mmmm, sam smith oatmeal stout ftw
[19:16] <jlott> thick like morning dick?
[19:16] <DigeratiH> http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b346/a429MySpace/Funny/pinktaco.gif
[19:16] * Vern is playing [Tragically Hip - Highway Girl [live]]-[7:34]
[19:16] <Noctem> jlott it's actually surprisingly thin for a stout
[19:16] <jlott> o rly
[19:17] <Noctem> lol bakc to the future 2 is on tbs
[19:17] <Noctem> wtf
[19:18] <Noctem> that's keaneu reeves
[19:18] <Noctem> he was not in BTTF
[19:18] <Vern> http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article
[19:18] * S|imey ::: (America - America's Greatest Hits - History) - 4. Ventura Highway : 03:22 : 3
[19:18] <S|imey> owned
[19:18] <Noctem> titantv lies
[19:18] <jlott> Joshiah “Dejon” Madurie
[19:18] <jlott> the fuck kinda name is that?
[19:18] <naphtali> Quebeceer
[19:19] <jlott> o
[19:19] <Vern> http://www.staples.ca/ENG/Catalog/cat_sku.asp?webid=504003&CatIds=&AffixedCode
[19:20] <Noctem> Vern i need a canadian postal code to view that
[19:20] <Vern> m4e3k6
[19:20] <jlott> heh
[19:20] <jlott> your zip code are weird
[19:20] <Noctem> whoa
[19:20] <Noctem> $0.97?
[19:21] <Vern> just an AP
[19:21] * Vern shrugs
[19:21] <sevenx> OOS
[19:21] <sevenx> I tried to order one
[19:21] <naphtali> Holy cow it supports 64 and 128 bit WEP
[19:21] <naphtali> I feel secure already
[19:21] <Angus> give em out to the neighbors and steal their internet :)
[19:21] <Noctem> lmao
[19:21] <Noctem> Angus haha that's a great idea
[19:21] <Vern> even if they had any, it will sell out super fast
[19:22] <Angus> here i'll make your network faster!
[19:22] <Vern> id order a couple if there was any available
[19:23] <jlott> good god, goad!
[19:23] <Noctem> crazy conspiracy theorist
[19:23] <Noctem> he thinks the new Tool album that was leaked is a fake
[19:23] <Goad> sup jlott, Noctem
[19:24] <jlott> nuhfin
[19:24] <Noctem> oh he's actually her
[19:24] <Noctem> e
[19:24] <jlott> merging arrays in C++
[19:24] <Goad> Noctem, i know it sounds silly, but im just entertaining the idea
[19:24] <Vern> Noctem karl said the same thing
[19:24] <Noctem> lol
[19:24] <Noctem> yeah
[19:24] <Noctem> it sounds like a buncha BS to me
[19:24] <Karl> yeah
[19:24] <Karl> It's fake
[19:24] <Goad> vern, a lot of people are saying the same thing
[19:25] <Karl> well, it's fake in the regard that it's not "new material" from Tool
[19:25] <Vern> lamesauce
[19:25] <Karl> there's prior recordings that have the intro to 10k days/Wings for Marie
[19:25] <Goad> karl, i think its b-sides that will be one of the cd's on the double disk impo
[19:25] <Goad> which i ordered today from amazon :)
[19:25] <Karl> The Pot, while good, has Maynard stressing his voice from 10 years ago
[19:25] <Karl> and not today
[19:25] <Karl> goad, maybe
[19:25] <Vern> they havnt made a good song in 10 years anyways, i dont know why anyone cares
[19:26] <Karl> also, listen to some of the bass lines. They aren't Justin.
[19:26] <Noctem> ha
[19:26] <Goad> karl, plus the drums are different between the whole album and vicarious
[19:26] <Karl> vern, every song they've ever made has had serious thought behind it. No fille
[19:26] <Karl> Goad definitely
[19:26] <Goad> i think vicarious is legit....the rest are b-sides
[19:26] * Noctem is going to laugh at the both of you on may 2nd
[19:26] <Vern> heh
[19:27] <Karl> The way I see it, we got 2 Tool albums this year if we're right about it. ther
[19:27] <Vern> maybe it will be a doulbe set... ;)
[19:27] <Goad> i agree karl
[19:27] <Noctem> yeah that i can see, 2 albums
[19:27] <Goad> thats what im sayin Noctem
[19:27] <Goad> i dont think its a total fake
[19:28] <Goad> i think its a decoy, but will be included with the import
[19:28] <Vern> there;s like 6 people that care, 3 are in this channel
[19:28] <Noctem> lmao vern
[19:28] <Vern> :p
[19:28] <Goad> vern, um, no
[19:28] <Karl> eh, most people don't "get" tool
[19:28] <Karl> i'm ok with that.
[19:28] <Goad> vern, go check out www.toolnavy.com
[19:29] <Karl> they can bash 'em all they want.
[19:29] <Goad> theres a lot of people that agree with this theory
[19:29] <Noctem> people are making mountains out of mole hills
[19:29] <Goad> karl, i just got the new tool logo sticker
[19:29] <Goad> slapped it on my truck
[19:29] <Noctem> Goad that's a fake logo man. totally fake.
[19:29] <Goad> nah
[19:29] <Goad> FOOL
[19:30] <Vern> lol
[19:30] <Goad> thats another reason why i think theres a decoy
[19:30] <Goad> cuz of that logo
[19:30] <Noctem> lol
[19:31] <Noctem> gawd, jurassic park 3
[19:32] * [1]amazon is now known as amazon10x
[19:33] <Goad> Noctem, adam is workin on that movie
[19:33] <jlott> do you think Lokes and Makfu are doing it right now?
[19:33] <Noctem> jlott: do i think they would be doing anything OTHER than 'it'? no.
[19:33] <S|imey> JEFFIES HOUSE?!?
[19:33] <Goad> wtf?
[19:33] <Noctem> S|imey lawl
[19:34] <Noctem> i bought athf s1-4 and sealab s1-3 today
[19:34] <jlott> dude
[19:34] <jlott> i'm going to watch some sealab
[19:34] <jlott> i forgot all about it
[19:34] <Noctem> HESH WANTS SEX
[19:34] <jlott> haha
[19:34] <Noctem> GIVE HESH SOME SEX
[19:34] <S|imey> heh
[19:35] <Noctem> hahaha
[19:35] <Noctem> this skit on snl owns
[19:35] <Noctem> vicente fox and al sharpton on weekend update
[19:36] <Noctem> 'i have never thought the difference between a pizza and a black man, is tha
[19:37] <Vern> lol
[19:37] <jlott> hahaha
[19:38] <jlott> i've never heard that one
[19:38] <jlott> that's good
[19:38] <Noctem> lol no?
[19:38] <Noctem> then sharpton was like 'your apology took some courage. i brought you some l
[19:38] <Noctem> and he pulls up 2 paper bags
[19:38] <Noctem> lol
[19:38] <jlott> heh
[19:39] <]JJD[> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitacig_060421/2
[19:39] * {wolfy``` is now known as {wolfy`}
[19:39] <]JJD[> Canadian creates cigarette with Vitamin C
[19:39] <]JJD[> im not sure if thats a good thing or bad
[19:42] <S|imey> <3 Translation Exemption Rules
[19:43] <Noctem> god damn, coldplay is the faggiest band ever
[19:43] <]JJD[> really? my brothers loves them
[19:43] <]JJD[> and his bf
[19:43] <jlott> nat rulez, S|imey?
[19:43] <Karl> how did coldplay ever make it?
[19:43] <Karl> they're awful
[19:44] <Vern> there last album was getting predicitons of U2 style sales and prays, its fuck
[19:44] <S|imey> yea
[19:44] <Vern> Karl, they are somewhat more popular outside the usa...
[19:45] <Vern> in EU moreso
[19:45] <jlott> yeah, the depreciated some commands
[19:45] <Vern> places where fitty cent and kayne west dont rule the charts
[19:45] <Karl> ick
[19:45] <Karl> how did rap EVER make it?
[19:45] <Karl> I don't think i'll ever understand it.
[19:45] <Vern> cause americans are stoopid
[19:46] <jlott> http://ehacked.com/front_page/articles/make_your_own_vagina_vagina_origami/
[19:46] <Karl> heh. not for nothing, but I think it's just people in general who are stupid.
[19:46] <Vern> mainly ya
[19:47] <Vern> but like most music, its a generation thing
[19:48] <Noctem> it's a nigger thing
[19:49] * Vern is playing [Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To]-[3:38]
[19:51] <Lokes> you know it
[19:52] <Lokes> well that was a cool evening
[19:53] <S|imey> http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1145759685505.jpg
[19:54] <jlott> heh
[19:54] <makfu> Holy shit... I gotta tell you guys something about Lokes...
[19:54] <S|imey> 3.14159265358979323846
[19:54] <Lokes> lol
[19:54] <makfu> he is BLACK!
[19:55] <Lokes> a black guy from atlantic canada.. nobody will believe you
[19:55] <Vern> ya, we knew that already
[19:55] <naphtali> I thought you were going to tell us he was a guy
[19:55] <makfu> So no more use of the N word Noctem.
[19:55] <Vern> thats why buggul ditched him, he has too small a pecker for a black guy
[19:55] <S|imey> 3.14159265358979323846 * 3.14159265358979323846 * 3.14159265358979323846 * 3
[19:55] <S|imey> heh
[19:56] <Noctem> OMG LOKES IS A NIGGRAH?
[19:56] <Lokes> lol
[19:56] <makfu> Noctem... yeah, just like you.
[19:56] <Lokes> lol what did Namelesz(John) call me?
[19:56] <Lokes> I asked if I looked like a cracker
[19:56] <Lokes> he said "saltine"
[19:57] <makfu> Yeah, it was pretty accurate... you are the whitest white guy I have met in q
[19:57] <Noctem> bnaahahah
[19:57] <Lokes> HAHA
[19:57] <Lokes> http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1145759685505.jpg
[19:57] <Noctem> lokes is actuall an albino
[19:57] <Central1> mmmm
[19:57] <Noctem> with extremely uncommon non-red eyes
[19:58] <Central1> this screen is huge
[19:58] <makfu> Noctem, an Arminian dude called him a Saltine Cracka...
[19:58] <Lokes> holy fuck blowing rye through your nose hurts
[19:58] <makfu> What?
[19:58] <jlott> what's rye?
[19:58] <Noctem> lmao
[19:58] <jlott> rye bread?
[19:58] <Lokes> i laughed
[19:58] <Lokes> rye is a Whiskey
[19:58] <Central1> playing on a hp dv8210us
[19:58] <jlott> o
[19:58] <Central1> not a bad unit
[19:58] <jlott> heh
[19:58] <makfu> Yeah, I imagine that hurts like a mofo.
[19:58] <jlott> unit
[19:59] <Central1> tho the tiny ir remote for the laptop is a bit much :P
[19:59] <makfu> Central, what did you get?
[19:59] <Lokes> Central1: ya i always laugh at those
[19:59] <Central1> I didn't get it
[19:59] <Lokes> shit
[19:59] <Vern> does anyone;s trackpoint scroll button work through rdp on their laptop?
[19:59] <Central1> I was helping someone get a laptop
[20:00] <Lokes> Vern: lemme try
[20:00] <Central1> now I am just doing some updates for it
[20:00] <Central1> it is really nice tho
[20:00] <Vern> cause its annoying
[20:00] <Central1> I'm sure battery life is the shit
[20:00] <{wolfy`}> (22:59:47) (@Vern) does anyone;s trackpoint scroll button work through rdp
[20:00] <{wolfy`}> yes
[20:00] <Lokes> Vern: no
[20:00] <Central1> but it is fawking nice as a desktop replacement
[20:00] <makfu> What kinda machine Central?
[20:00] <Vern> not an external mouse wolfy
[20:00] <Central1> I told you hp dv8210us
[20:00] <Vern> im not sure what i need to get it to work, heh, cause it works fine in the loc
[20:00] * Lokes listens to the new tool and logs into eve
[20:01] <makfu> Oh, I know that machine... that is a pretty nice machine.
[20:01] <Central1> yeah only around 800
[20:02] <makfu> I can't wait to get my new board and CPU...
[20:02] <Central1> heh on verizon cell
[20:03] <Central1> for some go dam reason the lines here are shit for phone service
[20:03] <Central1> something is exposed to th eelements causing a low connection speed
[20:03] <makfu> Central, where are you?
[20:03] <Central1> well turn around
[20:03] <Central1> thats not where I am
[20:04] <makfu> Your like somewhere south or something right?
[20:06] <Central1> well considering I live in south florida
[20:06] <Central1> and I'm not there now
[20:06] <Central1> then I'm some where north now :P
[20:08] <Central1> ok need to restart for windows updates
[20:08] <Central1> bbl
[20:09] <Noctem> stay gone
[20:10] <Vern> lol
[20:11] <Vern> restart for windows updates = reboot, wait for it to crash, go do system resto
[20:11] <Noctem> lol i've never had that happen :P
[20:11] <jlott> http://www.craigslist.org/nby/rnr/153242654.html
[20:11] <Central1> back
[20:12] <Central1> no failures this time vern
[20:12] <makfu> Vern, don't make me send the Ninja Hit Squad ((c) (R) Microsoft 1985-2006) af
[20:12] <Central1> but then again lets try one more time just for fun
[20:12] <Central1> dam this thing is sooo shiney
[20:13] <Central1> even has a full size numpad :P
[20:19] <Noctem> hey
[20:19] <Noctem> how easy is it to code ajax?
[20:19] * Disconnected
[20:19] * Attempting to rejoin channel #windows2000
[20:19] * Rejoined channel #windows2000
[20:19] * Topic is 'Welcome to the best channel on Efnet #Windows2000 | http://forums.geekissues.or
[20:19] * Set by Vern!Vern@toronto-HSE-ppp4138926.sympatico.ca on Sat Apr 22 18:54:33
[20:19] <Noctem> or not easy. either way
[20:19] <Noctem> just curious
[20:29] <d3fc0n> i like the idea behind ajax
[20:30] <{wolfy`}> wasn't project ajax a james bond thing
[20:30] <{wolfy`}> or a chick named ajax
[20:30] <{wolfy`}> and a big chinese guy named handjob
[20:30] <makfu> !uptime makfu
[20:31] <IaMaJerk> usr:[ makfu ] upt:[ 201d 14h 06m 42s ] avg:[ 154d 07h 04m 24s ] record:[ 2
[20:31] <d3fc0n> why don't we game on some quake 3?
[20:31] <Noctem> that'd be fun
[20:31] <makfu> quake3 is old.
[20:31] <d3fc0n> anybody got an iso?
[20:31] <Noctem> almost as fun as q2
[20:31] <d3fc0n> point makfu?
[20:31] <Noctem> i can make one
[20:31] <Noctem> i have 2 retail discs
[20:31] <d3fc0n> hell yea
[20:31] <{wolfy`}> i have quake3
[20:32] <d3fc0n> i'll help you send it out
[20:32] <makfu> Its old and crustacular.
[20:32] <d3fc0n> we could setup a torrent :)
[20:32] <Goad> wtf is up with torrentit
[20:32] <Noctem> old news goadd
[20:32] <Noctem> they got pwnt
[20:32] <d3fc0n> puretna still good?
[20:33] <Goad> i thought it was down temp
[20:33] <Goad> i know its old
[20:33] <Goad> but im bummed its not back up
[20:33] <Goad> whats another good torrent site?
[20:33] <Goad> filelist isnt accepting new members
[20:33] <d3fc0n> www.torrent-finder.com
[20:33] <Goad> and my account expired
[20:39] * Vern is now known as BillGates
[20:39] <d3fc0n> you making that iso noctem?
[20:39] <Noctem> oh
[20:39] <Noctem> not yet lol
[20:39] <Noctem> i gotta d/l ultraiso or something
[20:39] <d3fc0n> do you have alcohol?
[20:39] <BillGates> <PCDSTATS> eggdrop reply blocked since it could not be encrypted; s
[20:40] <Noctem> d3fc0n no
[20:40] <Noctem> getting ultraiso from oink
[20:40] <d3fc0n> use alcohol
[20:40] <Noctem> Y
[20:40] <d3fc0n> because, if you enable RPMS emulation from within the software and rip to MD
[20:41] <d3fc0n> and i'll just mount it with my version of alcohol
[20:41] <Noctem> ok
[20:41] <d3fc0n> here, i'll send you a patched version'
[20:41] <Noctem> no
[20:41] <Noctem> already getting it from oink
[20:41] <Noctem> and that shit's old nigga
[20:41] <d3fc0n> aite
[20:41] <d3fc0n> bwahaha, but i know it werks ;)
[20:41] <Noctem> Alcohol.120.v1.9.5.3823.Retail.FULLY.Cracked.READ.NFO-BLiZZARD
[20:41] <d3fc0n> some of them versions are boink
[20:42] * BillGates is playing [hinder - get stoned]-[3:38]
[20:42] <d3fc0n> if it works toss that my way too
[20:42] <Noctem> wtf is that supposed to mean
[20:42] <d3fc0n> means they don't work completely
[20:42] <d3fc0n> ask for a serial eventually, weird shit sometimes
[20:42] <d3fc0n> i swear that dude watches the scene sometimes
[20:44] <Noctem> fucking gotta reboot
[20:45] <Noctem> i'm in the middle of something, gimme a few
[20:48] <Goad> filelist have an invite system?
[20:48] <BillGates> nah
[20:49] <BillGates> <3 filelist
[20:49] <Goad> my account expired
[20:50] <]JJD[> <3 fileporn
[20:50] <Noctem> heh fileporn rocks
[20:51] <]JJD[> Poon Tang Clan DVDRip XviD-Pr0nStarS lol
[20:51] <BillGates> yes Noctem
[20:52] <BillGates> Squirt.Queens.6.XXX.DVDRiP.XviD-DivXfacTory (NEW)
[20:52] <]JJD[> hrn
[20:52] <]JJD[> im not a piss fan
[20:52] <Noctem> lol
[20:52] <BillGates> Noctem loves it
[20:53] <Noctem> squirt != pee
[20:53] <Noctem> LOL @ GM's new ad set to 'DMX'
[20:53] <]JJD[> umm, actually it is
[20:53] <Noctem> oh that wasn't gm it was Avis
[20:53] <Noctem> but apparently they only have GM vehicles
[20:54] <BillGates> YALL GO MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
[20:54] <Noctem> lawl
[20:54] <]JJD[> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation
[20:55] * BillGates is playing [DMX - party up]-[4:29]
[20:55] <]JJD[> Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing) refers to the
[20:56] <]JJD[> * Urine, possibly due to stress incontinence,
[20:56] <]JJD[> * A clear or milky fluid which emerges (sometimes with force), has a comp
[20:56] <]JJD[> the stuff in the videos is clear
[20:56] <Noctem> lol
[20:56] <Noctem> ya
[20:56] <Noctem> i'm guessing they shove water in there actually
[20:56] <Noctem> with a douche
[20:57] <]JJD[> the women force their piss out
[20:57] <]JJD[> heh
[20:57] <Noctem> lol
[20:57] <BillGates> ok enough of this subject
[20:57] <]JJD[> vern is very sensitive on the subject
[20:57] <]JJD[> but good news vern.... "Female ejaculation in post-operative transsexual wome
[20:58] <BillGates> you sick mofo's
[20:58] <BillGates> you are turing into jlott, ]JJD[
[20:58] <]JJD[> nahh lol
[21:05] <Noctem> omfg
[21:05] <Noctem> http://www.adultfilmdatabase.com/index.cfm/Action/DV/VideoID/4659/Beaver_and
[21:05] <BillGates> rofl
[21:07] <BillGates> larry the cable guy's stand up is pretty good
[21:11] <Mr|Dave> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&q=punch&pl=true
[21:12] <]JJD[> thats verns ex girlfriend
[21:13] <jlott> HAHAHAHAHAH
[21:13] <jlott> Mr|Dave: u r my hero
[21:13] <BillGates> what was she saying to her?
[21:15] <jlott> hahaha
[21:15] <jlott> i'm not sure
[21:15] <d3fc0n> something about THC in your system
[21:15] <d3fc0n> what a great punch
[21:16] <jlott> yep, THC in her system
[21:16] <d3fc0n> i think she was saying something about her dad i dunno
[21:16] <jlott> and yeah, she got her solid
[21:17] <BillGates> http://load.pquinn.com/binaries/fries/
[21:18] <BillGates> ah, the internet classic
[21:18] <BillGates> s
[21:18] <]JJD[> downloading Cream.Filling.4.XviD at 1600 kb/s :D
[21:19] <Noctem> BillGates lol
[21:19] <Noctem> that was on family guy last week
[21:19] <wrmachine> a documentry about twinkies right?
[21:19] <]JJD[> i was just about to say that
[21:19] <]JJD[> wrmachine: yeah... :P
[21:20] <Noctem> ok d3fc0n
[21:20] <Noctem> i'm making this iso
[21:20] <Noctem> any special options i need to check?
[21:20] <wrmachine> i hope the books i got off ebay will get here early next week
[21:21] <jlott> what books?
[21:21] <]JJD[> "How to avoid jlott's disgusting links"
[21:21] <]JJD[> vol 1-12
[21:21] <BillGates> lol goto that fries link, and click on OFFENDED
[21:21] <jlott> heh
[21:24] <BillGates> GO GO
[21:24] <Noctem> i did
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <Noctem> d3fc0n wake up
[21:25] <BillGates> shhhhh
[21:25] <wrmachine> jlott: JavaScript Definitive Guide 3rd O'Reilly, Programming PHP O'Reilly
[21:26] <jlott> you know these are available online 4 free?
[21:26] <wrmachine> yeah
[21:26] <jlott> however, i enjoy printed as well
[21:26] <Noctem> well isn't that just an orgy of commie open-source propoganda
[21:26] <jlott> hahah Noctem
[21:26] <BillGates> lol Noctem
[21:26] <wrmachine> i have them in pdf already
[21:27] <wrmachine> except the php 5 boo
[21:27] <wrmachine> k
[21:27] <wrmachine> i think
[21:27] <jlott> i spend a probably $600 - 800 a year on books
[21:27] <jlott> i've got a ton
[21:27] <BillGates> heh
[21:27] <wrmachine> yeah, this is my first of several purchases
[21:27] <wrmachine> i jsut got a bunch from 1 guy cause he'd ship them cheap
[21:27] <wrmachine> ebay :P
[21:27] <]JJD[> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=783921504448922766&q=genre%3Acomedy&p
[21:28] <]JJD[> everyone is a moron in that vid
[21:29] <]JJD[> "whats wrong?"
[21:29] <]JJD[> "are you ok??"
[21:29] <Noctem> ahahh wtf
[21:29] <Mr|Dave> shit
[21:29] <Mr|Dave> they are touching their back
[21:30] <Mr|Dave> wonder what happened
[21:30] <]JJD[> the other ppl are morons too
[21:30] <wrmachine> those guys are fucking retards
[21:30] <wrmachine> that's the darwin effect right there
[21:31] <BillGates> rofl
[21:33] <jlott> the asswipe in the yellow pants broke his tailbone
[21:34] <myrla-> OUCH
[21:34] <BillGates> the other guy could have easily broke his neck being dropped like that
[21:34] <Noctem> srsly
[21:34] <]JJD[> well its the table's fault. i hope they sued :)
[21:38] * BillGates is playing [My Music - Master of Puppets-1]-[8:36]
[21:38] <wrmachine> i went to look at ym new apartment yesterdayh
[21:38] <wrmachine> it;s fucking pimp. beautiful apt, rent free until september, and it's und
[21:38] <]JJD[> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=55598111770925902&q=genre%3Acomedy&pl
[21:38] <BillGates> trasj the place
[21:39] <wrmachine> lol
[21:39] <wrmachine> yeah my boss would love that seeing as how i only get it until sept becau
[21:43] <S|imey> A compilation of several Q2 engine improvements has encountered a problem an
[21:43] <Noctem> S|imey?
[21:47] <Noctem> S|imey?
[21:47] <Noctem> S|imey?
[21:47] <Noctem> S|imey?
[21:47] <]JJD[> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=449784886098285891&q=genre%3Acomedy&p
[21:49] <S|imey> heh something i was messing with
[21:50] <Noctem> ]JJD[: lol @ that
[21:50] <BillGates> lol
[22:09] * Gek_ is now known as Gecko
[22:10] <Noctem> .wz
[22:10] <Canuck> Bolton, Connecticut -- 1:10 AM EDT Updated: 1:00 AM EDT
[22:10] <Canuck> Temp: 39.9 F Windchill: 38 F Humidity: 72%
[22:10] <Canuck> Conditions: Overcast Wind: (East) 3.1 mph
[22:34] <canabis> they already delivered the fucking Sunday paper!
[22:35] <Noctem> zomg nowai!
[22:37] <BillGates> lol
[22:39] <BillGates> .wzf
[22:39] <Canuck>
[22:39] <Canuck> Barrie, Ontario -- 1:39 AM EDT Updated: 1:34 AM EDT
[22:39] <Canuck> Temp: 42.3F/6C Windchill: 39F/4C Humidity: 100%
[22:39] <Canuck> Conditions: No Report Wind: (ESE) 6mph/10kmh
[22:39] <Canuck> Forecast
[22:39] <Canuck> Tonight: Drizzle changing to a few showers this evening. Fog patches deve
[22:39] <Canuck> Sunday: Showers with the risk of a thunderstorm. High 9. UV index 3 or mo
[22:39] <Canuck> Monday: Cloudy with 30 percent chance of showers. High 16.
[22:39] <Canuck> Tuesday: Cloudy. Low plus 2. High 9.
[22:40] <Canuck> Wednesday: Sunny. Low plus 1. High 13. Normals for the period..low plus 2
[22:40] <BillGates> brrrrrrrrr
[22:42] <Digerati-> .wz
[22:42] <Canuck> Grenada, Mississippi -- 12:42 AM CDT Updated: 11:53 PM CDT
[22:42] <Canuck> Temp: 61F/16C Humidity: 82%
[22:42] <Canuck> Conditions: Clear Wind: Calm
[22:43] <shannow> http://www.carto.net/papers/svg/samples/#anim
[22:45] <Noctem> neat shannow
[22:46] <shannow> :)
[22:46] <shannow> http://www.carto.net/williams/yosemite/
[22:46] <shannow> that one is bad ass
[22:50] <d3fc0n> mfg
[22:50] <d3fc0n> stupid script
[22:50] <d3fc0n> noctem, please send those again
[22:50] <d3fc0n> well strange
[22:50] <Noctem> also d3fc0n there are a bunch of q3 torrents available already.
[22:51] <d3fc0n> lemme snag one
[22:51] <Noctem> www.torrentspy.com
[22:51] <d3fc0n> i wonder if id did away with key auth
[22:51] <Noctem> hmm
[22:52] <d3fc0n> http://ts.searching.com/download.asp?id=334629
[22:52] <Noctem> my dcc settings may be screwy
[22:52] <d3fc0n> i think they are
[22:52] <Noctem> i can receive ok though.
[22:52] <Noctem> hold plz
[22:52] <d3fc0n> forward j00r pr0ts
[22:52] <Noctem> they are forwarded
[22:52] <Noctem> but i forgot
[22:52] <Noctem> it's a new copy of mirc
[22:52] <Noctem> when i setup the new nnscript
[22:53] <Noctem> forgot to setup the ports
[22:53] <d3fc0n> that'll getcha every time
[22:54] <Noctem> shit nigga
[22:54] <Noctem> they already are setup
[22:54] <Noctem> wtf
[22:54] <Digerati-> http://www.hq69.net/galleries/teen_dreams_marci/teen_dreams_marci_016.php
[22:54] <Noctem> hahah yes
[22:54] <Noctem> a digerati porn run-by
[22:54] <d3fc0n> xp firewall being evil?
[22:55] <Digerati-> http://www.babeshorny4u.com/gallery/apr/brookebailey.html
[22:56] <Digerati-> http://www.babeemporium.com/galleries/penthouse/05/044.jpg
[22:57] <Noctem> d3fc0n xp firewall is disabled
[22:57] <Noctem> d3fc0n upping to my http anyways
[22:57] <Digerati-> http://www.thumbselection.com/gallery.php?dir=22042006-1746
[22:58] <Noctem> d3fc0n: http://cockslap.us/d3fc0n.rar
[23:10] <S|imey> http://img253.echo.cx/img253/3683/dogg0at3qh.jpg
[23:10] <S|imey> http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a361/tequilavip/arnold-transforming.gif
[23:10] <S|imey> lol
[23:21] <Dr-Drew> whats the best dedicated server package these days?
[23:21] <Dr-Drew> 100/mo or less
[23:25] <canabis> I am using Auction Sniper right now
[23:25] <canabis> makes me feel dirty
[23:29] <Noctem> wtf is that
[23:29] <canabis> oh its awesome!
[23:30] <canabis> you put in your max ebay bid, and it bids for you right before the end of t
[23:30] <canabis> waiting to hit this in a few minutes
[23:30] <canabis> http://cgi.ebay.com/Gate-Opener-Operator-Viper-Single-Swing-JS-3500_W0QQite
[23:31] <canabis> thats a $425 opener
[23:31] <canabis> I never understood why people bid...all they are doing is driving the price
[23:31] <canabis> no sense in driving the price up untill the very end of the auction
[23:31] <canabis> stupid to see people start bidding days before the end of the auction
[23:32] <Angus> whers cheap place to get lto tapes?
[23:32] <Angus> just lto 1
[23:32] <canabis> does one exist?
[23:32] <canabis> try mwave maybe
[23:32] <Angus> url? never heard of em
[23:32] <canabis> mwave.com
[23:32] <canabis> duh
[23:32] <Angus> heh
[23:32] <Angus> ok
[23:32] <Angus> lots of lto2 on ebay.. but not much lto1
[23:33] <Angus> there is sum.. but it seems lots of those fags wont ship to canada either
[23:34] <canabis> no. its the fags in Canada they wont ship to.
[23:34] <canabis> try newegg.com?
[23:34] <Angus> they dont ship to canada
[23:34] <canabis> cdw
[23:35] <canabis> froogle
[23:35] <Angus> some places in canada sell em
[23:35] <Angus> but they want ~40
[23:35] <Angus> i want to pay ~25
[23:35] <canabis> just need 1?
[23:35] <Angus> no
[23:35] <Angus> prolly 10ish
[23:36] <Angus> 5 would do for now
[23:36] <canabis> http://froogle.google.com/froogle_cluster?q=LTO1+tape&pid=48313983260424518
[23:36] <Angus> there are some on ebay.. but problem is id prefer in canada.. brokerage charg
[23:37] <canabis> OMG. I just got home from seeing American Dreamz....over 1/2 of the theatre
[23:37] <canabis> if I hadnt been there with other people, I would have left
[23:39] <canabis> I swear I will buy the domain ebaycanuck.com tonight for all you fuckers!
[23:41] <canabis> wait, there is a ebay.ca
[23:41] <makfu> Canabis... really, it was that bad?
[23:42] <makfu> Cause I just wasted two hours of my life that I will never get back, by watch
[23:42] <canabis> makfu, it was literally the worst movie I have ever seen
[23:42] <canabis> there were ZERO laughs
[23:43] <canabis> maybe a grunt or two
[23:43] <canabis> but no laughs
[23:43] <makfu> Well, I have to say that The Punisher was possibly the worst movie I have eve
[23:43] <canabis> makfu, seriously, do not pay attention the stars that it gets
[23:43] <makfu> Who was in America Dreams?
[23:44] <canabis> Hugh Grant
[23:44] <canabis> Dennis Quaid
[23:44] <canabis> I have never seen people walk out in the masses like this
[23:44] <canabis> everyone ran and stampeded out when it was over
[23:44] <makfu> Survay Says: Bzzzzappp!
[23:45] <makfu> Really, it was that bad?
[23:45] <canabis> they didnt even really make Bush look stupid
[23:45] <canabis> it poked more fun at American Idol than anything
[23:45] <Noctem> lol The Punisher was pretty awful
[23:46] <canabis> all they kept saying was "Mr. President, are you depressed, did you have a
[23:46] <makfu> Yeah, the only thing that gets punished in the Punisher is the fucking audian
[23:46] <makfu> God, that movie was so fucking awful...
[23:47] <makfu> What I can't really understand, is HOW can you FUCK UP something as brilliant
[23:48] <makfu> Its really only sinking in now, just how totally awful that movie was.
[23:48] <makfu> I mean, it started out pretty good... but then it just got worse. And every t
[23:48] <Noctem> makfu hahahah
[23:49] <makfu> What was with the comic relief of the two loosers?!
[23:51] <Angus> if somenoe has lto2
[23:51] <Angus> http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-2-HP-C7972A-HP-LTO-Ultrium2-400GB-RW-Data-Cartridge_W
[23:51] <Angus> thers a cheap mistake
[23:54] <makfu> Hey, Canabis, CNN thought that American Dreamz was a B+ movie!
[23:56] <Noctem> that's because CNN is comprised of flaming liberal nazis
[23:59] <Noctem> who probably support OSS i'm sure
Session Close: Sun Apr 23 00:00:00 2006
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