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Session Start: Thu Jul 31 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[01:51] <pims> i have a serious problem with a word document
[01:51] <pims> all the objects are mixed
[01:51] <pims> i see equations A but if i open it is B
[01:51] <pims> it's mathtype
[01:52] <pims> and some objects are visio but when i press it, it is an equation
[01:52] <Vae`> Technical Support starts at $49.99 an hour.
[01:53] <Vae`> Minimum 3 hours.
[01:53] <pims> yeah right..
[01:53] <pims> i'll just take my credit card
[01:53] <pims> and shuv it into your ass
[01:54] <Vae`> lmfao
[02:50] <bXi> lol
[03:15] * cut_ is now known as cut
[10:38] * Disconnected
[10:38] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[10:38] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[10:38] * Topic is 'http://www.cakefarts.com/ | <misfit> DO NOT TATTOO YOUR ARMPIT. OW. <t
[10:38] * Set by terri!~terri@cpe-76-169-109-221.socal.res.rr.com on Sat Jul 19 21:37:13
[12:39] * schizo- is now known as schiz0
[13:36] <godzilla1> how the hell do i restore my pc with vista to factory
[13:36] <chris> get out the cds
[13:36] <godzilla1> piece of shit vista software i swear to god
[13:36] <chris> boot from them
[13:37] <godzilla1> it didnt come with a cd
[13:37] <godzilla1> thats the thing
[13:37] <chris> read the manual for your computer?
[13:38] <AJ-> Shoot your self in the face.
[13:38] <godzilla1> lost it
[13:38] <AJ-> That's what I'd do anyway.
[13:38] <godzilla1> yeah
[13:38] <chris> i guess you are fucked
[13:38] <chris> how does that make you feel?
[13:39] <godzilla1> no i know theres a setting
[13:39] <godzilla1> here
[13:39] <godzilla1> a restore command
[13:39] <godzilla1> i cant find it
[13:39] <AJ-> watch out christ, we need to be careful
[13:39] <AJ-> er
[13:39] <AJ-> chris
[13:39] <AJ-> HAHA CHRIST
[13:39] <AJ-> anyway
[13:39] <AJ-> he might report us to #opers if we're mean to him
[13:40] <AJ-> or even worse, #ircop
[13:40] <AJ-> God, he could shut us down.
[13:40] <AJ-> If we're all mean to him and shit.
[13:40] <godzilla1> look i dont care dont any of you nerds know where that stupid command is
[13:40] <godzilla1> fucking piece of shit vista bill gates is playing a practical joke
[13:41] <AJ-> Man
[13:41] <AJ-> That never really does get old.
[13:41] <AJ-> After like, what, 10, 12 years now?
[13:41] <AJ-> I still get a kick out of this shit.
[13:43] <chris> yeah ahah
[13:43] <chris> you'd really think that by now ppl would have put up notices or something
[13:43] <chris> but no!~
[13:43] <chris> ahaha
[13:43] <AJ-> no shit
[13:46] <AJ-> I still have no idea what half these efnet user modes do
[13:46] <AJ-> AJ-(+CDgisw)
[13:47] <chris> D is deaf
[13:47] <chris> g is caller id
[13:47] <slakker> g is callerid
[13:47] <chris> i is invisible
[13:47] <slakker> w is wallops
[13:47] <chris> !- umode
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode Usermodes:
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode USERMODE DESCRIPTION
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode -----------------------------------------------------------------
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode +o - Designates this client is an IRC Operator.
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode Use the /oper command to attain this.
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode +i - Designates this client 'invisible'.
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode +g - "caller id" mode only allow accept clients to mes
[13:47] <chris> -!- umode +D - Deaf - ignores all channel messages.
[13:47] <slakker> and s is like server notices
[13:48] <chris> do /quote help umode
[13:48] <chris> on your server
[13:57] <hoobadoo> where is the MS Exchange channel?
[14:01] <chris> #bearcave
[14:23] <mooninite> mooninite one im a hard rap singer
[14:23] <mooninite> mooninite two
[14:23] <mooninite> i will flip you the finger
[14:23] <mooninite> terri
[14:24] <mooninite> terri you so fine
[14:54] <[[Valek]]> oh my god microsoft annoys me
[14:54] <[[Valek]]> I ordered something from there, their website said 7-10 days for shipping
[14:54] <[[Valek]]> they are like the slowest company in the world for shipping
[16:06] <mooninite> what a dumbass for ordering MS products.
[16:11] <[[Valek]]> can someone answer a question
[16:11] <terri> no.
[16:11] <mooninite> what
[16:11] <mooninite> valek
[16:11] <terri> we stole your money, deal with it.
[16:11] <mooninite> terri is so hot.
[16:12] <terri> who are you?
[16:12] <[[Valek]]> if i install 32bit windows vista home basic, and i need 64bit vista.....c
[16:12] <mooninite> no
[16:12] <mooninite> you need to buy it
[16:12] <mooninite> terri
[16:12] <mooninite> i love you
[16:12] * terri loves me some mooninite too
[16:13] <terri> =]
[16:13] <[[Valek]]> apparently you didnt even read that, because you just told me i need to b
[16:13] <mooninite> shutup valek
[16:13] <mooninite> shutup and buy
[16:13] <[[Valek]]> when i plainly said in that question i was going to buy it
[16:13] <mooninite> shutup and buy
[16:14] <terri> [04:12pm] <[[Valek]]> can someone answer a question
[16:14] <terri> [04:12pm] <terri> no.
[16:15] <[[Valek]]> wow
[16:15] <[[Valek]]> you people are useless.....thanks for the help
[16:15] <terri> pz
[16:15] <terri> do you need help out?
[16:15] <[[Valek]]> nope
[16:16] <terri> =]
[16:16] <mooninite> oh
[16:16] <mooninite> puddingfarts.com
[16:16] <mooninite> cakefarts.com and puddingfarts.com
[16:42] <TACO> im gay
[16:54] <terri> we know.
[17:00] <TACO> :<
[18:21] <MrRick> pink taco?
[18:51] <dradvy> tim
[18:51] <dradvy> you read about the dood on the greyhound bus
[18:55] * terri is now known as cumquat
[18:55] * cumquat is now known as terri
[18:55] * _lesbian is now known as lesbian
[18:57] * _ali is now known as ali
[18:59] * _sophie0 is now known as _sophie
[21:12] * irssi_ is now known as Deluzion
[21:13] <Quagmire> ok, so I have windows xp with 3 gigs of ram, etc etc. I recently installed
[21:20] <MrRick> have you checked the bios for your mb?
[21:20] <MrRick> oh damn
[21:20] <MrRick> missed that one
[21:23] <Quagmire> hello
[21:23] <Quagmire> why was I kicked?
Session Close: Fri Aug 01 00:00:00 2008