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Session Start: Wed Jul 30 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[01:13] <JeffK> hey
[01:13] <JeffK> do you niggers work for microsoft
[03:18] <laeg> mcsa before mcse, right?
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[05:53] * wasabi8 is now known as wasabi
[09:03] <justice> sup khak
[09:04] <khaki> not too much
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[10:38] * Topic is 'http://www.cakefarts.com/ | <misfit> DO NOT TATTOO YOUR ARMPIT. OW. <t
[10:38] * Set by terri!~terri@cpe-76-169-109-221.socal.res.rr.com on Sat Jul 19 21:37:13
[11:45] * beastah_ is now known as hatseab
[12:21] * Vae- is now known as n
[17:26] <eternal> does anyone have a cracked version of Vista Pro (64)?
[17:26] <eternal> :P
[17:47] <jenise`> IRONIC
[17:48] <MrRick> i broke my disk
[17:49] <MrRick> so its cracked
[17:49] <terri> i read <MrRick> i broke my dick
[17:49] <terri> \o/
[17:49] <jenise`> I did too, oddly
[17:49] <MrRick> oh thats a good one
[17:49] <MrRick> you two...
[17:50] <terri> you would think we were related or something..
[17:50] <terri> how are ya MrRick?
[17:50] <MrRick> or your minds are in the same gutter!
[17:50] <MrRick> ok
[17:50] <MrRick> you?
[17:50] <jenise`> of course they are
[17:50] <terri> mine has permanent residency there
[17:50] <terri> ok
[17:50] <jenise`> I was born there
[17:50] <jenise`> lol
[17:50] <MrRick> haha
[17:51] <MrRick> for some reason, I believe that
[17:51] <jenise`> :)
[17:51] <terri> yikes!
[17:52] <MrRick> terri, do you remember where you conceived her?
[17:52] <MrRick> was that in the gutter too???
[17:52] <terri> i have an idea
[17:52] <terri> and no!
[17:53] <jenise`> I was probably conceived during planned boring sex
[17:53] <jenise`> bleh
[17:53] <MrRick> ha
[17:53] <MrRick> I was at a wedding, and the parents were talking, and it came out that the g
[17:54] <jenise`> I was going to say in the back of a convertable mustang with the top down
[17:54] <jenise`> but it's unlikely
[17:54] <jenise`> seeing as how my parents didn't have a mustang :)
[17:55] <MrRick> doesn't mean the mailman didn't
[17:55] <MrRick> \
[17:55] * MrRick hides
[17:55] <jenise`> lol
[17:55] <jenise`> terri was a mailman baby
[17:56] <jenise`> I was not
[17:56] <terri> haha
[17:56] <MrRick> haha
[17:56] <terri> i think i was a pioneer takeout chicken cooker baby
[17:56] <terri> LOL
[17:56] <jenise`> hahahahaha
[17:57] <terri> perhaps he was a manager
[17:57] <terri> SCORE!
[17:57] * terri shrugs
[17:57] <jenise`> that musta been where you got the brains then
[17:57] <terri> LOL
[17:59] <jenise`> ;P
[18:00] <MrRick> oh boy
[18:00] <MrRick> look at all the trouble I caused
[18:00] <MrRick> heh
[18:01] <terri> trouble?
[18:01] <MrRick> oh nothing
[18:01] <terri> she and i are loao
[18:01] <jenise`> irl
[18:01] <terri> lmao in plural
[18:01] <terri> irl
[18:01] <terri> bbq
[18:01] <MrRick> I got that part
[18:01] <terri> ;p
[18:01] <MrRick> bbq?
[18:01] <MrRick> what bbq?
[18:01] <terri> roflomgbbq
[18:01] <terri> man you have been away too long
[18:02] <jenise`> loaoirlbbq
[18:02] <jenise`> =\
[18:02] <terri> omgroflbbq
[18:02] <terri> haha
[18:02] <MrRick> damn
[18:02] <terri> it is just nonesense MrRick.. added on to nonesense
[18:02] <MrRick> I was hoping for bbq
[18:02] <terri> me2!
[18:02] <terri> haha
[18:02] <jenise`> me too kind of
[18:02] <jenise`> lol
[18:02] <terri> my fav
[18:03] <MrRick> so what are you ladies having then?
[18:04] <terri> i am skipping dinner
[18:04] <terri> i had a pastrami sandwich for lunch, had a customer in
[18:04] <terri> so liquid only tonight
[18:04] <terri> ;)
[18:04] <MrRick> nice
[18:04] <MrRick> I had pastrami for lunch too
[18:05] <terri> !
[18:05] <terri> and what did you have for dinner? or having?
[18:06] <MrRick> i think i am getting a whopper
[18:06] <MrRick> waiting for wife and kids to bring it in
[18:07] <terri> DAMN
[18:07] <terri> must be nice
[18:07] <terri> i have to fast for half a week after eating that
[18:07] <terri> =\
[18:07] <terri> and walk for MILES
[18:07] <MrRick> ha
[18:09] <MrRick> and it just got here =]
[18:09] <MrRick> with onion rings
[18:10] <terri> sweet
[18:10] <terri> think of me when you take that first bite
[18:10] <terri> haha
[18:10] <terri> and the last
[18:11] <MrRick> already had first
[18:12] <terri> ok 5th
[18:12] <terri> !
[18:12] <terri> you have a laptop in your lap?
[18:12] <terri> or eating at your desktop?
[18:12] <MrRick> desktop
[18:12] <terri> lol
[18:12] <MrRick> working on resume
[18:12] <MrRick> =]
[18:13] <terri> RIIIGHT
[18:13] <terri> is that what you tell the wife?
[18:13] <terri> haha
[18:13] <terri> my dining room is my computer room
[18:13] <terri> heh
[18:14] <MrRick> no
[18:14] <MrRick> I really am
[18:14] <MrRick> on other desktop
[18:14] <MrRick> heh
[18:15] <MrRick> but I am updating office atm
[18:20] <terri> =]
[18:23] <MrRick> mmm
[18:24] <terri> tease/
[18:25] <MrRick> oh the burger is gone
[18:28] <terri> lol
[18:29] <MrRick> and resume is off
[18:29] <MrRick> =]
[18:30] <terri> are you still with the landscape place?
[18:30] <MrRick> nope
[18:30] <MrRick> I work in telecom now
[18:30] <terri> and you want to work in what?
[18:30] <terri> another telecom?
[18:30] <terri> doing sales?
[18:30] <MrRick> maybe telecom again
[18:30] <MrRick> yes
[18:33] <MrRick> haha
[18:33] <MrRick> eternal: having probs?
[18:33] <eternal> Hahah
[18:33] <eternal> nah
[18:35] <MrRick> you stil at l3?
[18:36] <eternal> hm? Reflected?
[18:37] <eternal> was never at level3
[18:37] <MrRick> not you
[18:37] <eternal> oh
[18:37] <MrRick> were youa t xo then?
[18:37] <MrRick> =p
[18:38] <terri> oh yes, i am still at L3
[18:38] <terri> L3 com
[18:38] <terri> not level 3 ;)
[18:38] <terri> i wish
[18:38] <eternal> we do some shit with them. :P we have 1/2 a floor plus abother 1/4 floor I
[18:38] <terri> got a 6% raise, at raise time
[18:38] <eternal> nice
[18:39] <MrRick> need some colo in the bay area? =]
[18:39] <terri> i hate my job tho =(
[18:39] <terri> but it pays well
[18:39] <MrRick> yeah
[18:40] <MrRick> hard spot
[18:40] <eternal> no. Heh. My personal colo is on gige. unmetered. :)
[18:40] <MrRick> nice
[18:40] <MrRick> let me know if you need any in cali or vegas
[18:41] <terri> i need some in vegas.
[18:41] <terri> ;)
[18:41] <MrRick> ha
[18:41] <MrRick> i think i get to go in the next month or so
[18:42] <MrRick> have a cust that wants to see our colo
[18:42] <MrRick> i was like, ok
[18:42] <eternal> where you work?
[18:42] <MrRick> for a local clec
[18:43] <MrRick> jsut cali and some nv
[18:43] <eternal> how's your pricing on power? Marked up?
[18:43] <eternal> or.. factored into the cost or what?
[18:44] <MrRick> i dont remember off hand, I think $40 or 50 for 10 amps
[18:44] <MrRick> each cab gets 20 initally
[18:45] <eternal> know someone who has all his shit out there. If the need ever arises I will
[18:45] <MrRick> cool, ty
[18:46] <MrRick> terri you still doing contracts?
[18:46] <eternal> runs an ISP (in a box type thing)
[18:46] <terri> yes
[18:46] <terri> although my title is Sales Administrator
[18:46] <terri> which is fine with me
[18:47] <MrRick> cool
[18:52] <MrRick> isnt sales admin = secretary ?
[18:53] <jenise`> not in her case
[18:53] <terri> no
[18:53] <MrRick> heh
[18:54] <terri> it means, you do contract administration/program management and we pay you a
[18:54] <MrRick> do they build planes too?
[18:54] <terri> i make almost $27/hr
[18:54] <terri> a bit more than a sec
[18:54] <terri> we build transformers for navy ships and for PDU's for data centers ;)
[18:54] <terri> and furnaces and shaker machines
[18:55] <MrRick> cool
[18:55] <terri> i wish i was a secretary
[18:55] <MrRick> is it boring?
[18:55] <terri> i dunno what it is
[18:55] <terri> lol
[18:55] <jenise`> heh
[18:55] <terri> it isnt so much the boring factor
[18:55] <terri> as too much put on my shoulders
[18:55] <terri> i dunno
[18:56] <terri> i just do what i do and hope for the best
[18:56] <terri> worse that can happen
[18:56] <terri> i get fired
[18:56] <terri> ;)
[18:56] <MrRick> heh
[18:56] <MrRick> my mom is a sales admin
[18:56] <MrRick> wanted to see if you bitch like she does
[18:56] <jenise`> heh
[18:57] * jenise` waits for it..
[18:57] <MrRick> HAHAHA
[18:58] <MrRick> I figured you did the same thing she did
[18:58] <MrRick> you know, cream with your coffee sir?
[18:58] <terri> I WISH
[18:58] * MrRick hides again
[18:58] <terri> i do make the coffee tho
[18:58] <terri> the first time
[18:59] <terri> cuz i am there soonest
[18:59] <terri> well besides scott, the sales engineer
[18:59] <terri> haha
[18:59] <terri> he dont make coffee
[18:59] <terri> i am a contract admin that they labeled a sales admin
[18:59] <terri> so a bit different
[19:00] <terri> if something goes wrong with a contract... i say 'hey I am JUST a SALES ADMIN
[19:00] <terri> win-win
[19:00] <jenise`> your last title was customer service representative?
[19:00] <MrRick> lol
[19:03] <terri> yes
[19:03] <terri> but much less pay
[19:03] <terri> ;)
[19:03] <terri> and doing contract admin work
[19:03] <MrRick> there you go
[19:03] <MrRick> now youg et paid more for the same thing
[19:03] <MrRick> and it still sucks
[19:04] <jenise`> pretty much
[19:04] <terri> yes
[19:04] <terri> but
[19:04] <terri> more money makes it better
[19:04] <terri> :)
[19:04] <jenise`> it doesn't, however, make the bitching any less
[19:05] <jenise`> just different characters :)
[19:05] <MrRick> yep
[19:05] <MrRick> same play, different actors
[19:06] <MrRick> "omg, you won't believe what they said to me today.." blahblah
[19:06] <MrRick> about right?
[19:07] <jenise`> no, hers all involve complicated stories about how something didn't ship
[19:07] <jenise`> and her co worker talks too much
[19:07] <MrRick> oh yeah
[19:07] <MrRick> the PO was clearly on there
[19:07] <jenise`> lol exactly
[19:07] <jenise`> the PO date was this, and we told them we'd ship it but couldn't..
[19:07] <MrRick> but they didn't cross check this system with the platform over there and bla
[19:08] <MrRick> how about "we needed to make sure it shipped this qtr so we could show it bi
[19:08] <terri> my co-worker is much better when she is chatty, otherwise, if she is more qui
[19:08] <jenise`> it always involves email somehow too
[19:08] <terri> omg MrRick, those games piss me off
[19:08] <MrRick> yeah
[19:08] <MrRick> emailing the person 5ft away
[19:08] <jenise`> "so I emailed the customer, and he emails me back and attaches every single
[19:08] <jenise`> that sort of thing
[19:09] <terri> read: the hot vice president
[19:09] <terri> heh
[19:09] <jenise`> I was getting there
[19:10] <terri> my co-worker spends her first 30 to 45 mins that she gets there, chatting...
[19:10] <terri> THAT IS BULLSHIT
[19:10] <AJ-> stab her
[19:11] <MrRick> haha
[19:11] <jenise`> in the eye
[19:14] <MrRick> in the neck
[19:14] <terri> that is a lose-lose situation
[19:15] <terri> and very frustrating
[19:17] <MrRick> just quit
[19:17] <MrRick> you can wait tables or soemthing
[19:17] <jenise`> no she can't
[19:18] <eternal> force her to do ATM with a rubber cock?
[19:18] <eternal> and umm
[19:18] <eternal> ops ppl. wtf. :)
[19:19] <jenise`> must be serious..
[19:19] <eternal> ty
[19:21] <terri> lets try this
[19:21] <terri> that was easy
[19:22] <MrRick> trouble
[19:23] <eternal> ty also
[19:23] <eternal> :)
[19:26] <MrRick> no bacardi and diet tonight?
[19:26] <terri> yep 2 20 ozs deep
[19:26] <terri> err
[19:27] <terri> 40 ozs
[19:27] <terri> haha
[19:27] <terri> on my second beer
[19:27] <terri> and going to bed
[19:27] <terri> MrRick, did you know do the 9-80?
[19:27] <terri> so i work 9 hr days to have every other friday off
[19:27] <terri> and working fridays are 8 hrs
[19:27] <terri> sooooooooooooo
[19:27] <terri> i start work at 6am
[19:28] <terri> =\
[19:28] <terri> drive 25 mins
[19:28] <terri> get up shortly after 4:30
[19:28] <MrRick> ouch
[19:28] <MrRick> I have heard of that
[19:28] <MrRick> dont do it myself
[19:28] <MrRick> I stick to the 5-30
[19:28] <MrRick> ish
[19:31] <terri> lol
[19:31] <jenise`> do you even remember what it's like to work on fridays?
[19:33] <Merlin00> so, I gotta ask - does anyone here consider themselves to have a normal fa
[19:33] <Merlin00> I'm not complaining like an emo, just trying to get perspective
[19:34] <Merlin00> or is it true that EVERY family is fucked up somehow
[19:34] <Merlin00> ?
[19:34] <MrRick> define family
[19:34] <MrRick> I am normal
[19:34] <Merlin00> immediate family, siblings, parents, children
[19:34] <Merlin00> maybe grandparents
[19:34] <MrRick> they all complain about me
[19:34] <MrRick> but thats normal
[19:34] <Merlin00> aunts/uncles if you can get that far without hitting a fucked up member
[19:35] <Merlin00> so, do you have any family members that are suicidal?
[19:35] <Merlin00> in a mental institution?
[19:35] <Merlin00> literally retarded?
[19:35] <MrRick> no?
[19:35] <Merlin00> hrm, ok
[19:35] <MrRick> wtf is wrong with you?
[19:35] <Merlin00> you think that is common?
[19:35] <jenise`> heh
[19:35] <Merlin00> do you have any family members that owe more than 2 of the other family me
[19:35] <Merlin00> how about family members on welfare?
[19:36] <Merlin00> trying to gauge this
[19:36] <Merlin00> I have all of the above
[19:36] <jenise`> yes to owing money, no to welfare
[19:36] <Merlin00> hrm
[19:36] <Merlin00> ok
[19:36] <MrRick> more than two?
[19:36] <Merlin00> yes
[19:36] <jenise`> yes to suicidal, no to the others
[19:36] <MrRick> like they owe mom and dad (same pocket)?
[19:36] <Merlin00> hrm, ok
[19:36] <Merlin00> no
[19:36] <Merlin00> like aunt, cousin, uncle, grandparents
[19:37] <MrRick> does it matter if they wear glasses?
[19:37] <Merlin00> one person owing to all those
[19:37] <Merlin00> hrm, no I don't think glasses count
[19:37] <Merlin00> I'm just trying to see if there is such a thing as a family of productive,
[19:37] <Merlin00> haven't been raped, beaten, etc.
[19:38] <Merlin00> just wanting to get some perspective
[19:38] <Merlin00> if such a thing exists, and especially if it is common, I need to know
[19:39] <MrRick> it does
[19:39] <eternal> I have family members of every catagory above. Though, none IN mental inst
[19:40] <Merlin00> how about change IN to "have been in recently"
[19:40] <Merlin00> to relax the rules
[19:40] <Merlin00> MrRick, interesting
[19:40] <Merlin00> I'd like to see more of that
[19:40] <jenise`> nobody's life is perfect
[19:40] <Merlin00> I certainly don't see it in my immediate vacinity
[19:40] <jenise`> so I don't know how you'd expect to find a perfect family
[19:40] <eternal> Nah, none in any time recently that I am aware of
[19:40] <Merlin00> jenise, of course, I'm not even looking for perfect
[19:41] <jenise`> I think you could find a family that was genuinely happy
[19:41] <jenise`> but still have issues
[19:41] <Merlin00> I'm just looking for a family that doesn't have members of it that are con
[19:41] <Merlin00> yeah, even if they're happy
[19:41] <MrRick> happy is not perfect
[19:41] <Merlin00> that's fine
[19:41] <MrRick> but there are happy onse
[19:42] <MrRick> does this all go bacl to your childhood?
[19:42] <Merlin00> childhood?
[19:42] <Merlin00> no, this is today man
[19:42] <jenise`> or did someone go crazy recently?
[19:42] <jenise`> ah
[19:43] <Merlin00> or are you saying, it's been happening since childhood?
[19:43] <Merlin00> it probably has, yeah
[19:47] <Merlin00> anyway, I'm not complaining - and *I* personally am pretty happy
[19:47] <Merlin00> just curious if this much drama is normal
[19:47] <jenise`> it comes and goes
[19:47] <Merlin00> thankfully I'm not involved in any of it
[19:47] <Merlin00> yeah, that could be
[19:48] <Merlin00> it's just s time when everyone is freaking out in the family
[19:54] <Merlin00> I guess I can be satisfied with that
[19:54] <Merlin00> everyone cant be happy all the time
[19:55] <MrRick> even the brady bunch had their issues at times
[19:55] <Merlin00> where they were committed?
[19:55] <Merlin00> or tried to hang themselves?
[19:56] <Merlin00> or tried to hire a gang of niggers from the city to break into their broth
[19:57] <MrRick> there are different levels of issues
[19:57] <MrRick> you may want to see someone
[19:57] <Merlin00> hah
[20:12] <Merlin00> I've been to a psych before, she said I was okay
[20:13] <MrRick> sounds like your recent issues could warrant a return visit
[20:13] <MrRick> get some shit off your chest and get some qualified advice
[20:14] <Merlin00> oh, I have no issues - this is all my family
[20:14] <Merlin00> I'm not involved
[20:14] <Merlin00> I've been good - graduated from school, been working full time a couple ye
[20:14] <MrRick> seems to have you a bit depressed
[20:14] <Merlin00> negative
[20:14] <Merlin00> I have no depression
[20:14] <Merlin00> been traveling a lot lately with the girlfriend
[20:14] <Merlin00> been good times
[20:15] <Merlin00> I look at this year as possibly the best year of my life
[20:15] <Merlin00> I'm no emo
[20:22] <Merlin00> organizing pictures...
[21:43] <depresst_> good evening
[21:44] <depresst_> i get green screen in windows media player when attempting to watch conte
Session Close: Thu Jul 31 00:00:00 2008