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Session Start: Tue Feb 05 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[02:16] <eternal> 04:14 @poptix> "Baby survives being thrown from blazing building"
[02:16] <eternal> 04:15 @^Da5id^> See, that's where I always fuck up
[02:16] <eternal> 04:15 @^Da5id^> you're supposed to throw them OUT of burning buildings,
[02:16] <eternal> HAHAHAH
[02:57] <Dagon-> so, is this some kind of microsoft help channel?
[02:57] <eternal> no, not really
[02:58] <Dagon-> not an official
[02:58] <eternal> and the afterglow of my miracle date has worn off, so I'm not inclined to b
[02:59] <Dagon-> you can be as sad as you want, I just wanna know if people in this channel k
[03:00] <eternal> read the last statements I made, "No" "No" And "Go away"
[03:00] <eternal> it doesn't take any remarkable level of intelligence to catch the "Go away
[03:01] <Dagon-> well, I didn't expect any of you to be polite so..
[03:02] <eternal> Hey now.. I've been remarkably more polite than I normally am
[03:02] <Dagon-> That's an improvement
[03:03] <Dagon-> So, do you know Access?
[03:03] <eternal> okay. Patience gone
[03:03] <eternal> time to go guy
[03:03] <eternal> actually
[03:03] <eternal> I think I'll just ignore you
[03:03] <eternal> no fun to kick you and take all the fun away from anyone else who may wake
[03:04] * eternal &
[03:04] <Dagon-> :(
[03:04] <Dagon-> I just have one question before I /part
[03:06] <Dagon-> Why do did you name the channel "microsoft" if you're going to talk about it
[03:09] <eternal> it MAY have been originally names as a help channel, but I think we all gre
[03:09] <eternal> but I suspect it was always sarcasm, and a way to harass M$ geeks. I joine
[03:10] <eternal> wow, I'm in a really tollerant mood
[03:11] <Dagon-> :)
[03:11] <Dagon-> well
[03:11] <Dagon-> I am one of those unix/linux-dudes to but the company I'm working for is mic
[03:11] <Dagon-> Have a great day then
[10:09] <justice> eternal: no it was never made as a help channel
[10:09] <scrim> yeah there's never been any help in here for at least as long as i've been he
[10:09] <justice> I joined right after it was created
[10:09] <justice> never been a help chan
[10:09] <justice> heh
[10:12] <justice> finally a girl I found cute messaged me on pof
[10:12] <justice> lol
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[11:05] * Topic is '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxone> its nO
[11:05] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Mon Jan 28 11:31:12
[11:08] * schizo- is now known as schizo
[11:15] <WS_> Any of you guys around?
[11:15] * BeAsTaH nods
[11:16] <WS_> Any idea on where to get clean sql server 2005 enterprise x64 discs
[11:16] <WS_> I actually own the 32bit discs and 25CAL
[11:16] <MerlWrK> I had to download mine from technet
[11:16] <WS_> MS's website says the VLK should be legit for 64bit, but I can't figure out the
[11:16] <WS_> I downloaded them from technet, but those have a key embedded
[11:17] <WS_> I'm not sure how to strip that key and put the legit production one in
[11:17] <WS_> I don't want it dying after a while, as technet stuff is supposed to do
[11:17] <WS_> and my servers have 8gb of memory, 32bit would only be 4gb
[11:17] <WS_> well even less I suppose
[11:17] <WS_> 3.2 or whatever crazy limit MS uses
[11:18] <MerlWrK> [13:17] <WS_> I don't want it dying after a while, as technet stuff i
[11:18] <MerlWrK> um, what?
[11:18] <MerlWrK> technet stuff doesn't die
[11:18] <WS_> technet is on a yearly subsciption, I figured it was all supposed to be for 'te
[11:18] <WS_> and only lasted a year or so :D
[11:18] <Deluzion> it doesn't die, it multiplies like bebe's kids
[11:18] <BeAsTaH> for rizzle
[11:19] <WS_> so you guys have used the technet products for over a year no problem?
[11:19] <BeAsTaH> <--- has
[11:19] <WS_> I mean for BSA / auditing I have the legit software, so there shouldn't be any
[11:19] <WS_> thanks a ton then :D
[11:19] <WS_> I was worried
[11:20] <cut_> bsa haha
[11:20] <cut_> they're the riaa of software
[11:20] <WS_> we could have disgruntled possible future employees who would try to hurt the c
[11:20] <WS_> have to worry about people trying to turn us in :D
[11:20] <cut_> they've taken in 80 million in fines on behalf of their clients
[11:20] <cut_> and haven't paid a dime of it back to them
[11:20] <WS_> wow
[11:22] <MerlWrK> I dunno, I used the 64-bit DVD for my SQL install
[11:22] <MerlWrK> worked fine
[11:22] <MerlWrK> I have a legit key as well
[11:23] <MerlWrK> I don't remember if I did or didn't put the key in
[11:23] <WS_> I have the 64bit technet installed on another server, but it hasn't been up a y
[11:23] <WS_> it definitely had an embedded key though
[11:23] <MerlWrK> I guess mine hasn't been up for a year either, buut I've had other stuff up
[11:24] <MerlWrK> Original Install Date: 5/23/2007, 1:44:43 PM
[11:24] <MerlWrK> System Up Time: 157 Days, 20 Hours, 29 Minutes, 40 Seconds
[11:24] <WS_> our eval went out on the server we're going to use as production and it has 64b
[11:24] <WS_> and I needed to replace it, and only had these 32bit discs
[11:24] <WS_> which cost a ton, and didn't really want to spend money to talk to MS about get
[11:25] <WS_> when we purchase from CDW, they send us discs, but we used a competitor for sql
[11:26] <MerlWrK> ah
[11:57] <WiLLFuR> anyone know the final rtm build of sp1 to vista?
[12:02] <scrim> 2/29/08
[12:02] <schizo> fuck you scrim
[12:02] <scrim> fuck your mother.
[12:03] <schizo> you fuck my mother!
[12:03] <schizo> ;p
[12:05] <slakker> I do fuck your mother!
[12:06] <schizo> you wish.
[12:08] <BeAsTaH> I make wishes come true
[12:08] * BeAsTaH shakes a bottle full of rohypnol
[12:09] <WiLLFuR> helpless channel...
[12:09] <WiLLFuR> always nothing in here
[12:09] <WiLLFuR> bye
[12:35] <slakker> bahahaha
[12:40] <bloofar> nice
[13:11] <WS_> lol
[13:11] <advy> lOl
[13:12] <advy> oprahbama
[13:54] <PsWii60> who updated to sp1 4 vista?
[13:55] <PsWii60> Has anybody updated their Vista os with Service Pack 1?
[13:55] <PsWii60> kthnx
[13:56] <scrim> :)
[13:58] <slakker> lol
[13:58] * slakker hugs scrim
[13:59] <advy> :]
[14:00] <advy> wtf
[14:00] <advy> hug my nutz you asshole
[14:00] <advy> hug
[14:00] <scrim> o
[14:00] <scrim> <\==O ~ ~~ ~ 8===D
[14:00] <scrim> / \ how bout I shoot a cock in yer face advy
[14:00] <advy> the ol one eyed monster
[14:04] <misfit> LOL DONGS!
[14:05] <scrim> hey misfit :)
[14:05] <scrim> _
[14:05] <scrim> lol /\) _
[14:05] <scrim> _ / / (/\ lol
[14:05] <scrim> /\) ( Y) \ \
[14:05] <scrim> / / "" (Y )
[14:05] <scrim> ( Y) _ ""
[14:05] <scrim> "" (/\ lol _
[14:05] <scrim> lol \ \ /\)
[14:05] <scrim> (Y ) / /
[14:05] <scrim> "" ( Y)
[14:05] <scrim> ""
[14:05] <misfit> there's 3 ashtrays in this room, and they are all full
[14:05] <misfit> fuckin gross
[14:12] <bloofar> so empty them
[14:13] <scrim> ahaha
[14:13] <scrim> FLOOD
[14:13] <bloofar> FLEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
[14:14] <advy> is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see me
[14:15] <scrim> it's my love offering to you
[14:15] <scrim> but it is a banana
[14:17] <bloofar> aha wow http://www.antichrist.net/barack_obama_antichrist.html
[14:17] <bloofar> "In fact, what predominantly makes Black Africa newsworthy, other than the
[14:18] <scrim> i take it antichrist.net is a kkk/whitepower website?
[14:20] <thean> holy shit
[14:20] <thean> lots of retards today I see
[14:21] <advy> yeah
[14:21] <advy> i was reading on cnn b4 before the posts got deleted
[14:21] <advy> "why the fuck does bama keep talking about africa, i don't live there, eat my
[14:21] <advy> i made up the eat my ass with a spoon
[14:21] <scrim> he does?
[14:21] <advy> i dunno
[14:22] <advy> all his endorsers
[14:22] <scrim> wasn't aware he mentioned it much
[14:22] <scrim> usually say shit about america
[14:22] <advy> in the actual rallys and shit
[14:22] <advy> not on da tv/intraweb
[14:22] <advy> i dunno
[14:22] <scrim> dunno, my MOM worked for his campaign in south carolina
[14:23] <scrim> she's old and white and formerly republican
[14:23] <advy> does she like grits
[14:23] <scrim> not very africa :)
[14:23] <advy> and taters
[14:23] <scrim> no
[14:23] <scrim> she's not from there
[14:23] <scrim> moved down to take care of her parents
[14:23] <advy> ahh
[14:23] <advy> i was just wondering, cause you didn't sound very redneck
[14:23] <advy> :P
[14:23] <scrim> just pointing out
[14:23] <advy> yall
[14:23] <scrim> old white republican ladies
[14:23] <scrim> like obama
[14:24] <advy> how come
[14:24] <scrim> cause he's awesome
[14:24] <advy> but don't you wanna see bubba fool around with another fat chick
[14:24] <advy> in the orrifice office
[14:24] <scrim> sure i do, actually i want to see the look on hillary's face when he gets cau
[14:25] <scrim> she'll go all HULK MODE
[14:25] <scrim> it will be priceless
[14:25] <scrim> ahahah
[14:25] <advy> you know what a sneaky castro is right
[14:25] <scrim> no?
[14:25] <scrim> is that like a dirty sanchez?
[14:25] <advy> A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into th
[14:25] <advy> I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban wh
[14:26] <advy> aww yea
[14:26] <scrim> oh, i thought that was a Clinton :)
[14:26] <advy> well he stole the move
[14:26] <advy> doesn't mean he invtend it
[14:26] <scrim> ahhh
[14:27] <bloofar> wow, this page is hard to read
[14:28] <bloofar> "...the basis of which has been determined to be the natural genetic predis
[14:28] <scrim> definately a whitepower site
[14:30] <bloofar> yeah
[14:30] <bloofar> it gets worse
[16:45] <Merlin00> !oldtopic
[16:58] * rekkals is now known as slakker
[19:37] <Rodimus80> Quick question for anyone who can answer. I have my PC setup for Dual-Bo
[19:40] <bungle> hey all i have a question about ms office
[19:40] <bungle> is the 2008 v. mac only?
[20:16] * _elle is now known as elle
Session Close: Wed Feb 06 00:00:00 2008