Log for #microsoft on 2008-02-04


Session Start: Mon Feb 04 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[05:43] * scrim_ is now known as scrim
[08:55] <EneergE> does microsoft store product keys/serials in an encrypted file or would the
[09:05] <scrim> We're under NDA on that issue as are all Microsoft employees.
[09:06] <EneergE> ah ok
[09:10] <bloofar> I get the feeling that eneerge is trying to defaud the company
[09:11] <scrim> yes.
[09:11] <bloofar> scrim: think there's any reason why we *shoudln't* investigate him?
[09:11] <scrim> likely attempting to pirate software
[09:11] <bloofar> scrim: you want to add him to the list or should i do it?
[09:11] <scrim> eh, just file a report with the BSA, that's what they're there for
[09:11] <scrim> it's done already
[09:11] <bloofar> k
[10:01] <blk> !wz sarnia canada
[10:01] <wasabi> Sarnia, Ontario --
[10:01] <wasabi> Temp: 35.5°F/2°C Windchill: 26°F/-3°C Humidity: 76%
[10:01] <wasabi> Conditions: Overcast Wind: 15.0mph/24kmh
[10:02] <blk> wtf wasabi
[10:02] <blk> looks like they changed the format again :)
[10:02] <scrim> !wz
[10:02] <wasabi> Chicago, Illinois --
[10:02] <wasabi> Temp: 35.1°F/2°C Windchill: 28°F/-2°C Humidity: 98%
[10:02] <wasabi> Conditions: Light Rain Mist Wind: 8.7mph/14kmh
[10:02] <scrim> what's wrong with it?
[10:03] <blk> why does it look diffeerent than before?
[10:03] <cut_> because it's 35F instead of -35F and your eyeballs aren't frozen over?
[10:04] <blk> don't make me cut you
[10:04] <scrim> what's different about it?
[10:04] <cut_> it doesn't have the last updated time?
[10:04] <scrim> ok
[10:05] <blk> [13:51] <wasabi> Sarnia, Ontario -- 1:48 PM EDT Updated: 1:39 PM EDT
[10:05] <blk> [13:51] <wasabi> Temp: 77°F/25°C Humidity: 74%
[10:05] <blk> [13:51] <wasabi> Conditions: Light Rain Wind: (West) 7mph/11kmh
[10:05] <blk> what it normally looks lik
[10:05] <blk> e
[10:07] <blk> and who the fuck is this bloofar character, and why has he lasted so long?
[10:07] <scrim> he's a friend of mine
[10:07] <blk> ahh
[10:07] <blk> well, ok then, i guess
[10:09] <scrim> :)
[10:09] <blk> and wtf at topic.. funny shit :)
[10:09] <scrim> duno
[10:09] <blk> heh, you know misfit?
[10:10] <scrim> yes
[10:10] <scrim> doesn't everyone?
[10:10] <blk> i was going to op yesterday, but wasn't certain if it was the real misfit :)
[10:10] <scrim> yeah it is
[10:10] <scrim> or someone who jacked his shell at least
[10:10] <scrim> ahah
[10:11] <cut_> it was scientology
[10:11] <blk> oh well, if anything happens, then YOU did it
[10:11] <blk> which would be a good change
[10:11] <scrim> i can take that risk
[10:11] <blk> because it's almost ALWAYS me that did it :P
[10:11] <scrim> ahaha
[10:11] <slakker> I'll do you
[10:12] <bloofar> it's always scientology
[10:14] <blk> speaking of scientology
[10:14] <blk> 6 more days
[10:14] <blk> until a load of fail arrives
[10:15] <bloofar> which load is that
[10:16] <blk> the protests
[10:16] <scrim> who's protesting what?
[10:16] <bloofar> something about tom cruise?
[10:16] <bloofar> and finding one more samauri?
[10:16] <scrim> tom cruisy?
[10:16] <bloofar> and he screams there can be only one?
[10:17] <blk> people are supposed to protest in front of CoS buildings in various cities
[10:17] <blk> tom crazy more like it
[10:18] <cut_> will smith is a tom crazy now
[10:18] <scrim> !google chuch of scientology chicago
[10:18] <wasabi> Did you mean: church of scientology chicago ? | International Society Contr
[10:18] <bloofar> cos?
[10:18] <scrim> !g church of scientology chicago
[10:18] <wasabi> Church of Scientology of Illinois @ http://www.scientology-chicago.org/ | Ma
[10:18] <blk> there's a protest happening in chicago
[10:18] <bloofar> Church of Stupid
[10:18] <cut_> http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/HRnP5J.jpeg
[10:18] <scrim> ahaha
[10:19] <blk> irc.711chan.org #chicago
[10:19] <scrim> that's even near my house
[10:19] <blk> to sign up :P
[10:20] <MerlWrK> to me, scientology is the least destructive religion I've seen in awhile -
[10:20] <scrim> there's no one in that channel
[10:20] <MerlWrK> so if anything, if you're going to protest, there are better religions to p
[10:21] <scrim> i probably won't care enouogh to go do it
[10:21] <scrim> i suppose merlin is right, scientology pisses me off less than other religons
[10:22] <MerlWrK> look at mormons, they're equally as big of nut-jobs
[10:22] <MerlWrK> CoS is just getting more press right now
[10:22] <blk> everyone already knows that, but most people don't realize the dangers of scien
[10:23] <scrim> they don't bother me anymore than the catholics :)
[10:23] <scrim> less so in fact
[10:23] <MerlWrK> hrm, so it's an "awareness" thing?
[10:23] <MerlWrK> yeah, I agree
[10:23] <MerlWrK> catholics are raping boys
[10:23] <scrim> just 'for instance'
[10:23] <MerlWrK> scientologists are just in the media more
[10:23] <blk> there aren't enough scientologist on earth to bother anyone really
[10:24] <scrim> i was raised catholic, rejected it by 12 or 13, took me another 2 years to ma
[10:24] <blk> the problem is, there are a bunch of them that are filthy rich and famous
[10:24] <scrim> it's just unrequired
[10:24] <blk> like tom cruise, et al
[10:24] <MerlWrK> the catholic church is filthy rich
[10:24] <scrim> i'm sure there are a bunch of say filthy rich and famous catholics, jews, lut
[10:24] <scrim> just no one talks about them
[10:25] <blk> i was raised with porn
[10:25] <blk> and beer
[10:25] <blk> and the beatles
[10:25] <blk> john lennon < all organised religion :)
[10:25] <blk> er
[10:25] <blk> >
[10:27] <blk> merlin, that's true, but the catholic church didn't become rich by sucking ever
[10:27] <scrim> ahaha
[10:27] <scrim> really?
[10:27] <scrim> you sure about that?
[10:28] <MerlWrK> blk is talking poop
[10:28] <scrim> yes
[10:28] <scrim> he often does
[10:28] <blk> the catholic church makes money that way too, but they've made far more money f
[10:28] <MerlWrK> doesn't the catholic church say to give like 15-25% of your earnings?
[10:28] <blk> the wealth they have is very old
[10:28] <MerlWrK> and I've heard things like, "don't give what you should, give what you can"
[10:29] <blk> merlin, they don't make you go insane and then force you to give
[10:29] <MerlWrK> as if, if you have more than %25 to give, you should be giving that
[10:29] <MerlWrK> dude, I don't know about that
[10:29] <MerlWrK> I've been to a catholic mass and it's scary-cultish
[10:29] <scrim> they kicked my mom out of the church she was going to for not donating regula
[10:29] <MerlWrK> little kids that know every word to these songs and sing them in a monotone
[10:29] <scrim> a lifetime catholic
[10:29] <MerlWrK> as if they're brain-dead
[10:29] <blk> so is any church :)
[10:29] <blk> they're all a bunch of loonies
[10:30] <scrim> who was too poor to donate at the time, cause she was taking care of her sick
[10:30] <cut_> i was forced to go to catholic sunday school on wednesdays until i was 16 and
[10:30] <scrim> who were also members of that church
[10:30] <cut_> ever since like 1st grade
[10:30] <scrim> mom stil hasn't given up
[10:30] <scrim> but fuck them anyway
[10:30] <scrim> cut_ - i refused to get confirmed :)
[10:30] <scrim> at like 13
[10:30] <slakker> <@MerlWrK> doesn't the catholic church say to give like 15-25% of you
[10:30] <blk> not every catholic church is like that though
[10:30] <scrim> i'm pourd of that ahaha
[10:30] <slakker> I think it's 10%
[10:30] <blk> there are a few
[10:31] <scrim> proud too
[10:31] <cut_> me and this other kid made one of the teachers quit
[10:31] <blk> but ALL of scientology is like that
[10:31] <scrim> well whatever
[10:31] <cut_> cause we'd fuck with him so bad
[10:31] <scrim> i'll agree that scientology has provlems
[10:31] <scrim> problems
[10:31] <blk> and it's not about give some of what you have, it's about giving them ALL
[10:31] <scrim> i will not agree that they are not essentially the SAME problems that every r
[10:31] <slakker> scrim: I would agree with you there
[10:31] * MerlWrK detects double-negatives
[10:32] <scrim> i do not mean that as a defense of scientolgy, but as a condemnation of relig
[10:32] <MerlWrK> organized religion
[10:33] <scrim> yes
[10:33] <blk> careful... science is an organised religion :P
[10:33] <MerlWrK> religion isn't bad (in my opinion) unless a church is involved
[10:33] <MerlWrK> if you have to *go somewhere* to worship, that's bullshit
[10:33] <scrim> did not jesus say "whereever people shall gather in my name, that is my churc
[10:33] <scrim> wtf do we need all these giant buildings for?
[10:34] <blk> to house all of the accountants, that need to tabulate the income ;)
[10:34] <scrim> ahaha
[10:36] <blk> everything about organised religion today, especially the catholics, is what pi
[10:36] <blk> with all of the money handlers running the churches
[10:36] <MerlWrK> the boy-raping?
[10:36] <blk> in the bible it's one of the only times you'll read about jesus being angry
[10:37] <blk> and for good reason too, i mean, when did usury stop being a sin?
[10:39] <scrim> MerlWrK - not just the boy-raping, the systematic covering up and enabling of
[10:39] <MerlWrK> oh
[10:42] <blk> the covering up was damage control, and even though it's quite disturbing, it w
[10:42] <blk> just like any business covering up bad news of a faulty product
[10:43] <scrim> becuase they provide a useless service :)
[10:43] <blk> Not.Another.Porn.Movie.XXX.DVDRiP.XviD-DivXfacTory
[10:43] <blk> ahaha
[10:44] <blk> nice title
[10:44] <blk> i wouldn't say it's entirely useless, it seems to make some people quite happy
[10:45] <scrim> so does heroin
[10:45] <blk> but still fails to better the lives of >95% of the fallowers
[10:45] <scrim> followers
[10:45] <blk> yeah, i know.. i ws too lazy to correct myself
[10:46] <blk> dunno why i was thinking fallow :\
[10:47] <blk> though i was thinking about farming the other day
[10:48] <scrim> ahahah
[11:02] <advy> stupid patriots
[11:02] <advy> fire your offensive line
[11:02] <advy> useless
[11:02] <advy> dump the god damn senior citizens
[11:02] <advy> buncha 39 year olds
[11:05] * Disconnected
[11:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
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[11:05] * Topic is '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxone> its nO
[11:05] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Mon Jan 28 11:31:12
[11:19] <blk> soup erix
[11:34] <MerlWrK> http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pb2dwtZ2gRw
[11:50] <Deluzion> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_arti
[12:09] <advy> blk
[12:09] <advy> eat a cock
[12:23] <advy> anyone here ever setup a computer with 5 video cards
[12:23] <advy> store display kind of thing
[12:23] <advy> 5 different things playing on each screen
[12:24] <scrim> just keep slapping them in
[12:24] <schizo> download ultramon
[12:24] <scrim> windows doesn't care
[12:24] <schizo> it handles up to 10 monitors
[12:24] <advy> won't complain?
[12:24] <advy> nice
[12:25] <schizo> it's not free though
[12:25] <schizo> keygen's and shit. plenty
[12:25] <advy> well, if i had 5 monitors
[12:25] <advy> could i play lets say
[12:26] <advy> a different movie
[12:26] <advy> on each one
[12:26] <advy> without the software?
[12:26] <cut_> eternal has a supercool 9 monitor wall
[12:26] <schizo> as soon as you full-screen an application it jumps to the primairy monitor
[12:26] <cut_> or 6?
[12:26] <cut_> it was like a year ago since i saw it
[12:26] <schizo> but you can keep manually changing that all the time
[12:27] <schizo> ultramon just makes the process easier
[12:27] <advy> ahh
[12:27] <advy> didn't know about the full screen thing
[12:27] <advy> lots o shuffling
[12:27] <advy> i get it
[12:27] <schizo> :)
[12:27] <advy> on your 5 monitor setup, do you have 5 different pictures of y ou
[12:27] <advy> you
[12:27] <advy> looking at you
[12:27] <advy> that's what justice has
[12:28] <advy> 5 pictures of himself, wearing 5 different hats
[12:28] <advy> and thats it
[12:28] <slakker> ultramon <3
[12:29] * schizo nods
[12:29] <advy> wtf do you use ultramon for slakker
[12:29] <advy> 5 gay wewbcam feeds
[12:29] <advy> ?
[12:29] <schizo> same porn, different angles
[12:29] <advy> noice
[12:30] <slakker> 2girls1cup, 2girls1finger, 4girlsfingerpaint, 2guys1horse, IRC
[12:30] * slakker nods
[12:40] <MerlWrK> in my experience windows has only been okay with 1 PCI and 1 AGP video card
[12:40] <MerlWrK> any more than that, it never recognized for me
[12:44] <advy> i've never tried with more than 1
[12:44] <advy> my new desktop wallpaper rocks
[12:44] <advy> megan fox, i wouldn't even get my pants off
[12:45] <scrim> oh i'd get em off in a hurry :)
[12:45] <advy> i'd get the belt off, apoligize, go home and cry myself to sleep
[12:45] <scrim> ahaha
[12:46] <scrim> time to get some of those rip off velco pants basketball players wear :)
[12:46] <advy> i told you i'm bringing them back into style
[12:46] <advy> breakaway pants
[12:46] <scrim> ahahha
[12:46] <scrim> oh yeah
[12:47] <scrim> is that why? cause you're a Quick Draw McGraw?
[12:47] <advy> let me upload the wallappaer
[12:47] <cut_> Mississippi legislators this week introduced a bill that would make it illegal
[12:47] <scrim> ahahah
[12:47] <cut_> mmm obese portions
[12:47] <scrim> who determins obese?
[12:48] <scrim> is there going to be a scale and a height measure at the door to all restraun
[12:48] <advy> http://www.deviant.de/mfox.jpg
[12:48] <advy> it's a large photo, in case you wanna resize for your own use
[12:49] <cut_> "Must be at least this skinny to eat here. ---------->"
[12:49] <scrim> can't really use pics like that
[12:49] <scrim> work would frowny face
[12:49] <advy> i put my monitor into newspaper style vertical
[12:49] <advy> just for that pictures
[12:50] <slakker> heh
[12:50] <slakker> she's fucking smoking hot
[12:50] <advy> i'd have to rater her higher than angelina
[12:50] <advy> althought i bet angelina does some freaky shit in bed
[12:50] <scrim> she so desperately wants to be the new younger angelina
[12:50] <scrim> dunno if it will work
[12:51] <advy> she can pull off the tshirt jeans look
[12:51] <advy> that's all i know
[13:11] <advy> maria shriver looks like a corpse
[13:12] <cut_> white rabbit theme song music for new 360 game lost oddesy? hmmm
[13:12] <advy> ?
[13:15] <blk> maria shriver likes the black cock
[13:15] <blk> i bet she's cheating on arnold
[13:15] <advy> she needs to eat a sandwich
[13:16] <advy> and i like skinny chicks
[13:16] <advy> she just looks like a corpse
[13:16] <blk> atleast none of those cunts are endorsing hillary
[13:16] <advy> rather hillary than obamaha
[13:16] <blk> she looks like a corpse because she's like 56 or some shit
[13:16] <blk> knowwhatimean
[13:16] <advy> he's another gw bush
[13:16] <advy> i don't know what i'm doing, but hey, wtf, magic 8 ball says
[13:17] <blk> i'm gonna laugh when he gets elected.. and all the black folk think they have '
[13:17] <advy> he's whiter than you are
[13:17] <advy> pampered all the way
[13:18] <blk> then we'll get a lot of "obama is a self-hating negro"
[13:18] <MerlWrK> uncle tom
[13:18] <advy> hehe
[13:18] <advy> uncle tom
[13:23] <blk> JACKSON, Miss. (AP) -- A state lawmaker wants to ban restaurants from serving f
[13:38] <advy> sup fatty
[13:41] <Deluzion> blk: old article
[13:42] <Deluzion> no more 'news' from Friday :)
[13:42] <cut_> hallo from teh futuar!
[15:36] <b0c> anyone know what Hyper-V is
[15:36] <bXi> it means you need to upgrade your bios
[15:37] <b0c> heh nice
[15:48] <bloofar> hyper-v is an infinite incompatibility loop, often caused by the booloader
[15:49] * bloofar doesn't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that god's got a sick s
[16:56] <GhettoBla> anybody here good at word macros
[16:56] <GhettoBla> i need help with something simple
[17:35] <misfit> chilliiiiiiii
[19:33] <thean> [18:52] <carn> * Added justice!*@* to ignore list
[19:33] <thean> [18:52] <carn> kid is pathetic
[19:33] <thean> [18:53] <carn> i beat him in nhl
[19:33] <thean> [18:53] <carn> and he is whining
[19:33] <thean> lol
[19:45] * _megan is now known as megan
[20:06] <terri> lol
[20:06] <terri> that is what he does best
[20:06] <terri> ;)
[20:37] <Ionizer> ok so im new to outlook 2007 and i got my rss feed hooked up
[20:37] <Ionizer> is it true there is no way for new RSS feed messages to display in the tray
[21:09] <blk> Chicago (IL) - Over the past several years, we have heard several stories that
[21:09] <blk> It isn’t particularly difficult to imagine why AMD or Intel would support these
[21:09] <blk> With a lot of talk about TLB-errata and allegations of instabilities, there is
[21:09] <blk> We wish IsoHunt.com crew all the best in stretching AMD's Quaddie legs.
[21:27] <bloofar> sexy
[22:32] <Nocilis> hhahaha
[22:32] <Nocilis> wtf amd
[22:33] <Nocilis> lol @ topic btw
[22:42] <justice> loo
[23:05] <bloofar> ser
Session Close: Tue Feb 05 00:00:00 2008