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Session Start: Fri Feb 01 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[01:49] * blk is now known as tim
[02:46] * tim is now known as blk
[02:46] * tim__ is now known as tim
[04:58] <oc81moss> [digg] Microsoft to buy Yahoo! for $44.6 billion (Microsoft) - http://digg
[04:58] <oc81moss> WTF?
[06:26] <tl_Sven> hi! any developers in?
[06:26] <JammeR> they are busy in updating the bios of their computers
[06:27] <scrim> yes
[06:27] <tl_Sven> bios...how about os's? vista
[06:28] <tl_Sven> i just a to restore from parameter error
[06:28] <tl_Sven> :)
[06:28] <scrim> good job
[06:29] <tl_Sven> someone threw a wrench....
[06:29] <tl_Sven> in it
[06:29] <slakker> someone set us up the bomb
[06:29] <tl_Sven> ?
[06:29] <slakker> for great justice.
[06:30] <scrim> assrape slakker
[06:30] <tl_Sven> too much stuff initially loaded
[06:31] <tl_Sven> there's not many fixes out there for that
[06:32] <scrim> not being an idiot helps...
[06:32] * slakker nods
[06:32] <tl_Sven> depends how you define
[06:33] <tl_Sven> idiot until you know the fix
[06:34] <scrim> installing a shitton of software is never a good move
[06:35] <tl_Sven> any you guys have anything on oobe?vista?
[06:37] <tl_Sven> or anything not to install when reloading?
[06:37] <slakker> anything not to install?
[06:38] <slakker> the operating system
[06:38] * slakker nods
[06:38] <tl_Sven> i'd rather not load it in 1st place than have to pick it clean like a splin
[06:38] <slakker> ...
[06:38] * slakker wanders off
[06:39] <tl_Sven> won't recommmend till i get any pos feedback
[06:41] <slakker> lol
[06:50] <khaki> anyone know what the hell to do to a linux NFS client who's mounts have stale
[06:50] <khaki> i cant see to do anything to make it let go
[06:50] <khaki> outside of a reboot
[06:50] <scrim> heh
[06:50] <scrim> it doen't time out?
[06:50] <khaki> its been 15 hours now
[06:50] <khaki> ;\
[06:50] <scrim> guess not
[06:50] <khaki> heh
[06:51] <khaki> lsof hangs
[06:55] <khaki> holy shit i got it!
[06:56] <khaki> umount -l
[06:56] <khaki> ^^^^^^^^
[06:56] <khaki> write that down ;)
[08:00] * slak is now known as slakker
[08:01] * slakker is now known as rekkals
[08:01] * slak is now known as slakker
[08:14] * beastah is now known as BeAsTaH
[09:14] * _passwd is now known as psswd
[09:14] * psswd is now known as passed
[10:30] * _flame__ is now known as flamedadd
[10:31] * flamedadd is now known as Skrewball
[10:31] <tl_Sven> hi!
[10:32] <MerlWrK> hello sven gallo, welcome to #microsoft
[10:32] <bloofar> how can we ruin your life today?
[10:32] <tl_Sven> is symc is screwing up anybodies vista , here?
[10:32] <tl_Sven> hi mer
[10:33] <tl_Sven> that's just my mirc name, real name is thomas
[10:34] <bloofar> ahaha
[10:34] <scrim> btw
[10:34] <scrim> we don't help anyone here
[10:34] <bloofar> bloofar> how can we ruin your life today?
[10:34] <bloofar> no kidding? ;)
[10:34] <scrim> we just A. make fun of them for using microsoft or B. try to get them to upgr
[10:35] <bloofar> or experiment with deltree
[10:35] <scrim> and or otherwise break the machine
[10:35] <bloofar> i know, i was looking forward to doing that.
[10:36] <scrim> coolio
[10:36] <bloofar> ahah
[10:45] <slakker> bloofar: have you come here for assistance?
[10:46] <slakker> let me recommend first and foremost a bios upgrade
[10:46] <slakker> it will solve your Microsoft Word issues
[10:46] <bloofar> _
[10:46] <bloofar> lol /\) _
[10:46] <bloofar> _ / / (/\ lol
[10:46] <bloofar> /\) ( Y) \ \
[10:46] <bloofar> / / "" (Y )
[10:46] <bloofar> ( Y) _ ""
[10:46] <bloofar> "" (/\ lol _
[10:46] <bloofar> lol \ \ /\)
[10:46] <bloofar> (Y ) / /
[10:46] <bloofar> "" ( Y)
[10:46] <scrim> ahahha
[10:46] <scrim> pwnt
[10:46] <slakker> hahahah
[10:46] <scrim> slakker - he's a friend of mine btw
[10:46] <bloofar> aww.
[10:46] <slakker> I figured ;)
[10:46] <scrim> ok :)
[10:47] <slakker> I wonder if I still have that log of thean and I and that one douchebag
[10:47] <slakker> omg I do!
[10:47] <slakker> http://ircn.org/slakker/da_serial.txt
[10:47] <slakker> bahahah
[10:49] <bloofar> eh i still like beastah's better
[10:50] <bloofar> http://attrition.org/postal/z/036/1046.html
[10:51] <slakker> heh
[10:52] <scrim> ahahahah
[10:52] <slakker> last time I got someone to run deltree I had it run 'on LOAD' in a mIRC scr
[10:52] <slakker> "Here, load this."
[11:00] <slakker> similar to what I tell BeAsTaH
[11:00] <slakker> "Here, take this load."
[11:03] * BeAsTaH massages his throat
[11:03] <BeAsTaH> ready.
[11:05] <slakker> semen is a healthy coating for your tonsils
[11:05] * slakker nods
[11:05] * Disconnected
[11:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[11:05] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[11:05] * Topic is '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxone> its nO
[11:05] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Mon Jan 28 11:31:12
[11:38] <MerlWrK> http://www.borked.us/albums/mofunny/bike_knee_drag.jpg
[12:06] <advy> well
[12:06] <advy> no one showed up for work
[12:07] <advy> beastah, wanna come over and play some hand ball
[12:07] <advy> ball hockey
[12:07] <advy> pocket hockey
[12:08] <advy> !wz toronto, canada
[12:08] <advy> !wz toronto, on
[12:08] <advy> fuck you wasnazi
[12:09] <scrim> !wz toronto canada
[12:10] <wasabi> Toronto, Ontario --
[12:10] <wasabi> Temp: 32°F/0°C Windchill: 20°F/-7°C Humidity: 100%
[12:10] <wasabi> Conditions: Overcast Wind: 21mph/34kmh
[12:10] <advy> 100% humidiity awsome
[12:44] <dewbieZ> http://xkcd.com/378/
[12:44] <dewbieZ> HILARIOUS
[13:04] <advy> sfw?
[13:07] <scrim> yes
[13:08] <scrim> all the xkcds are sfw
[13:10] <thean> ya right
[13:10] <thean> and you should upgrade your bios while you're at it
[13:10] <thean> !
[13:10] <scrim> .___.
[13:10] <scrim> {^,^}
[13:10] <scrim> /)__)
[13:10] <scrim> -"-"- YARLY!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:10] <scrim> srsly though
[13:10] <scrim> they are
[13:10] <advy> i <3 u
[13:10] <advy> you guys see the i'm fucking mat damon skit
[13:10] <advy> yeah, i'm that bored today
[13:11] <scrim> yeah i did
[13:11] <thean> which?
[13:12] <scrim> !google sarah silverman i'm fucking matt daemon
[13:12] <wasabi> Cutting Room Reviews @ http://cuttingroomreviews.blogspot.com/ | Mikey Likes
[13:13] <advy> it's pretty funny
[13:15] <scrim> !google sarah silverman i'm fucking matt damon
[13:15] <wasabi> YouTube - Sarah Silverman and Matt s @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KUowJ
[13:15] <wasabi> http://digg.com/comedy/Sarah_Silverman_Singing_I_m_fucking_matt_damn_with_Ma
[13:19] <thean> wtf is sarah silverman?
[13:20] <scrim> a comedian
[13:20] <thean> oic
[13:21] <Nocilis> ehhe
[13:21] <Nocilis> she's married to jimmy kimmel
[13:23] <thean> hahah
[13:23] <thean> http://x023.uploaderx.net/x/1201893743.gif
[14:07] <echo`> http://69.84.110.245/
[14:08] <Deluzion> Early contender for "Cop of the Year" comes from Baltimore: lawsuit allege
[14:51] <MerlWrK> http://sfist.com/2008/02/01/walrgreens_cele.php
[14:55] <cut_> haaha
[15:05] <cut_> anybody got a key for a new version of office xp?
[15:18] * hackzilla is now known as dangles
[16:16] <cut_> nm got it
[17:14] * dangles is now known as hackzill
[17:31] <terri> god dont remind him vae
[17:32] <terri> lol
[17:32] <Vae`> lol
[17:32] <Vae`> actually
[17:32] <Vae`> i found it more comical he stfu quick
[17:32] <Vae`> ;)
[17:32] <terri> what happened...? lol
[17:32] <terri> cuz he is still banned and nobody is dropping!
[17:32] <Vae`> i asked a few people to take care of it
[17:33] <terri> sweet
[17:33] <Vae`> wonder if he kept his justedge shell
[17:33] <Vae`> ;)
[17:33] <terri> hahaha
[17:34] <Vae`> tell loonmeister I could use a chat
[17:34] <Vae`> or to msg me who the fuck the owner is for #mob
[17:34] <Vae`> before shit does start going down
[17:34] <Vae`> ;[
[17:34] <terri> ?
[17:34] <terri> does that have something to do with this
[17:34] <Vae`> nope
[17:35] <Vae`> i like my op whorishness
[17:35] <Vae`> and want to know why im banned from #mob
[17:35] <Vae`> ;)
[17:35] <terri> why is it invite?
[17:35] <Vae`> i dunno
[17:35] <Vae`> another question
[17:35] <Vae`> ;)
[17:35] <Vae`> im afk for days at a time
[17:35] <Vae`> i dont have the resources to log *
[17:35] <Vae`> or I'd know wtf went on
[17:35] <Vae`> ;/
[17:35] <terri> hehe
[17:36] <terri> he will be afk til morning
[17:36] <terri> i bet
[17:36] <Vae`> likely
[17:36] <Vae`> its irc
[17:36] <Vae`> ;/
[17:42] <terri> vae
[17:42] <terri> try now
[17:42] <Vae`> try whut?
[17:43] <Vae`> n/m
[17:46] <Vae`> heh
[17:46] <Vae`> yeah, a visit from the fbi if need be
[17:48] <terri> ?
[17:48] <cut_> does the fbi have breakaway pants?
[17:49] <Vae`> [20:40] <@swing> nah, but i got some suprises on the way
[17:49] <cut_> get his address and send him a free sample of tmapax!
[17:49] <cut_> www.tampax.com !
[17:50] <cut_> that's l33t
[17:52] <Vae`> rofl
[17:52] <Vae`> here's for your sandy bloody vagina
[20:22] * _kreep is now known as kreep
[20:30] * jewfish is now known as Nocilis
[20:35] <cut_> .fight scientology vs anonymous
[20:35] <cut_> !fight
[20:35] <cut_> 22:35:27 < mescal> By results on Google: anonymous beats scientology by
[21:27] <cut_> we should go -s
[21:27] <cut_> and see what happens
[21:28] <terri> we used to always be -s
[21:28] <Merlin00> http://www.dolfilms.org/thegift/promo_high.html
[21:31] <cut_> omg that makes me angry in so many ways
[21:31] <blk> haha, i just started watching the John Rambo workprint
[21:31] <blk> his first line is "Fuck off, ok?"
[21:31] <cut_> http://torrentfreak.com/rambo-armed-guard-anti-piracy-measures-080201/
[22:07] <cut_> i wish my dad would hurry up and finish looking at porn so i can go outside an
[22:07] <cut_> or even get up and go to the bathroom
[22:07] <cut_> this 40 has to come out
[22:16] <terri> lol
[22:41] <eternal> that's disturbing
[22:41] <justice> terri is a nub
[22:41] <justice> damn I want beer
[22:48] <blk> <cut_> i wish my dad would hurry up and finish looking at porn so i can g
[22:48] <blk> ahahaha
[22:48] <blk> why not just go? like who cares if he's looking at porn
[22:49] <blk> unless he's jerking it too, and you don't want to see your dad with his dick in
[22:50] <blk> NEW YORK (AP) -- Johan Santana is a money pitcher, and the New York Mets are pa
[22:50] <blk> holy WTF contract
[22:50] <justice> tim
[22:51] <justice> look what I made for dinner
[22:51] <justice> http://darkspace.ca/ipics/quesa.jpg
[22:51] <justice> yum
[22:51] <blk> i had fish sticks and sausage rolls :\
[22:52] <justice> ;/
[22:52] <blk> well, not really dinner, i just ate an hour ago
[22:52] <blk> it's almost breakfast
[22:53] <blk> washing it down with some merlot now :)
[22:53] <terri> do you sleep blk?
[22:53] <terri> or do you need to join britney?
[22:53] <justice> I wish I had some beer
[22:53] <terri> lol
[22:53] <terri> looks yummy steve
[22:53] <justice> first time trying to make it
[22:53] <justice> and came out yummm
[22:53] <terri> for the most part
[22:53] <blk> 'or do you need to join britney?'
[22:53] <blk> wtf is that supposed to mean?
[22:53] <blk> :\
[22:54] <terri> are you a trainwreck blk?
[22:54] <blk> i sleep, at like 6am-2pm ish
[22:54] <terri> ok then
[22:54] <terri> just a different sleep schedule
[22:54] <eternal> stupid jerks and your high quality cameras
[22:54] <eternal> heh
[22:55] <justice> eh
[22:55] <terri> my ass hurts
[22:55] <justice> I'm a photographer
[22:55] <eternal> I sleep like 10 am to 10 pm
[22:55] <justice> it's different
[22:55] <justice> not everyone has a camera like me
[22:55] <blk> high quality eh? i bet that pic was resized or cropped too
[22:55] <terri> why is it so hard to sit at work for 9 hours
[22:55] <justice> that pic isn't even that good
[22:55] <terri> yet i easily sat here for 8 hrs
[22:55] <justice> quick snap
[22:55] <terri> tonight
[22:55] <blk> original was probably ~2000x3000
[22:55] <justice> higher
[22:55] <eternal> heh
[22:55] <justice> 40D
[22:55] <blk> original was probably ~2000x3000 minimum
[22:55] <justice> haha
[22:55] <blk> nice
[22:56] <justice> it was at 1.8 that's why the focus range looks fucked
[22:57] <blk> my camera does 2008x3008 max
[22:59] <eternal> heh
[22:59] <eternal> Mine is right in that area
[22:59] <eternal> just digital
[22:59] <eternal> no lenses etc
[23:03] <blk> http://calloftheday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/addictivegame.jpg
[23:04] <eternal> hah
[23:06] <blk> have any of you seen Meet the spartans?
[23:06] <eternal> no
[23:07] <blk> fucking #1 in the box office, but i haven't yet seen ANYONE say ANYTHING remote
[23:07] <blk> everyone says it's the worst film ever
[23:08] <blk> but i can't believe them all, because i saw a lot of people say that No Country
[23:08] <eternal> that movie was awesome
Session Close: Sat Feb 02 00:00:00 2008