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Session Start: Wed Jan 30 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[01:00] * _elle is now known as elle
[02:55] * blk__ is now known as blk
[03:46] <Babbage> hey! Dont supose anyone in here is a microsoft crm user(admin)?
[03:49] <eternal> Hey! Don't suppose you have enough brains to leave if I ask nicely?
[03:51] <Babbage> wow, the witty reply worthy of a linux user :)
[03:52] <Babbage> never mind!
[07:04] * zleep is now known as zk
[09:05] <advy> workit
[09:05] <advy> shakeit
[09:05] <advy> beatit
[09:05] <scrim> smackit
[09:06] <advy> whats fer lunch scrimdog
[09:06] <slakker> cock.
[09:07] <advy> served with creamy alfredo
[09:08] * slakker nods
[09:08] <advy> whats up beaner
[09:08] <cut_> Al Fredo
[09:09] <advy> jimmy carter says oprabama extraordinary
[09:09] <advy> cnn is gay
[09:13] * dewbieZ is now known as CHansen
[09:13] * CHansen is now known as dewbieZ
[09:14] <advy> is that your gay bathhouse name
[09:14] <advy> chansen?
[09:17] <advy> mines street meat
[09:22] <tl_Sven> hi!
[09:22] <cut_> no!
[09:23] <advy> SVEN, WANNA RUB COCKS
[09:23] <advy> i mean
[09:23] <advy> sven, wanna rub docks
[09:23] <tl_Sven> what's a matter w/tonex's bios?
[09:23] <scrim> did you just say fondle your sweaters?
[09:23] <scrim> tl_Sven - it's out of date :(
[09:24] <tl_Sven> socks
[09:24] <tl_Sven> phonnix?
[09:24] <tl_Sven> i mean phoenix?
[09:27] <tl_Sven> why can't you get update?
[09:31] <advy> SHOW ME YOUR SWEATER PUPPIES
[09:35] <scrim> http://www.puppieswithattitude.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/sweater-pink.j
[09:36] <smash-> =<
[09:36] <smash-> thats animal cruelty
[09:56] <tl_Sven> any you guys know when sp3 release?
[09:56] <tl_Sven> for xp?
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[11:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
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[11:05] * Topic is '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxone> its nO
[11:05] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Mon Jan 28 11:31:12
[12:16] <advy> jesus shuttleworth
[12:16] <advy> da ha zeus
[13:30] <moza> I just had to:
[13:30] <moza> http://www.micros0ft.se/post/2008/01/Windows-Server-2008-has-gone-RTM-!.aspx
[13:30] <moza> why kick?
[13:30] <thean> why post urls?
[13:30] <MerlWrK> because colons are not allowed here
[13:30] <moza> aha
[13:30] <MerlWrK> read the TOS
[13:31] <moza> then read Micros0ft.se
[13:31] <thean> FYI: we are well aware when we complete code
[13:31] <moza> Windows Server 2008 has gone RTM
[13:31] <moza> ok
[13:31] <moza> it's not official
[13:32] <thean> point?
[13:32] <moza> news is always news
[13:32] <thean> ...
[13:32] <thean> lets just say we have insider information.
[13:32] <moza> and no one has published it yet
[13:32] <moza> and I was 1st
[13:32] <thean> so anything you can find on the web, we've known about for some time.
[13:33] <moza> I did NOT find this on the web
[13:33] <thean> dude, justice is the lead architect for 2008
[13:33] <thean> like, you cant get info sooner than us.
[13:33] <moza> hehe
[13:33] <moza> lucky you
[13:33] <thean> Merlin heads up office.
[13:33] <moza> I'm just happy it's soon here
[13:34] <thean> and several of us have various responsibilities.
[13:34] <moza> I'm just a Microsoft fan
[13:34] <thean> BUT THANKS FOR THE NEWS FLASH
[13:34] <moza> and I havn't
[13:34] <moza> so tomorrow it will be out on several big blogs
[13:34] <scrim> do you break into GM showrooms and tell them you just heard the new Corvette
[13:34] <moza> hehe
[13:34] <moza> wrong chan?
[13:34] <scrim> do you wear Captain Obvious underware?
[13:35] <moza> call me a n00b
[13:35] <scrim> how about cuntface?
[13:35] <moza> I just want to share my happiness
[13:35] <moza> that wasn't polite
[13:35] <scrim> no kidding!
[13:36] <moza> what's the deal?
[13:37] <moza> if a 7 yr old found a gem... wouldn't he shout that out loud?
[13:37] <scrim> he's probably swallow it
[13:37] <thean> I think we should disable his computer.
[13:39] <moza> the strange thing is that Apple manages to keep secrets...
[13:39] <thean> they do?
[13:39] <moza> so news is news
[13:39] <thean> and apple is like 1/1000th of the size
[13:39] <moza> yepp, they do
[13:39] <moza> and?
[13:39] <thean> and not nearly as important.
[13:40] <moza> so If I get some new info... shouldn't I publish it?
[13:40] <thean> to the people who knew long before you?
[13:40] <thean> are you not getting it?
[13:40] <moza> ah, that's right
[13:40] <moza> wrong chan...
[13:40] <thean> by the time you got the news, we were well aware of it for weeks if not month
[13:41] <moza> eh, no, you weren't
[13:41] <thean> ???????
[13:41] <moza> it went rtm last friday
[13:41] <thean> you think that magically happened one day?
[13:41] <thean> you dont think it was planned and scheduled?
[13:41] <scrim> apple is the boutique arthouse of computing
[13:41] <thean> thats it
[13:42] <thean> we can shut down your system remotely
[13:42] <scrim> used only by the sort of people who buy things from other sorts of boutiques
[13:42] <thean> thanks for using windows
[13:42] <moza> I LOVE windows server products
[13:42] <moza> I always take mr Gates in favor
[13:42] <thean> thats not natural
[13:42] <scrim> bet you love cock too
[13:42] <moza> children, behave
[13:42] <thean> MOZA LUBS TEH PENIS!!!
[13:43] <moza> ok... the laughs on me
[13:59] <thean> thank you for the entertainment
[14:02] <moza> you are welcome, even though the bad language
[14:05] <moza> 6001.18000
[14:05] <scrim> gods are you still here
[14:05] <moza> yep
[14:06] <moza> u2
[14:06] <moza> didn't u get kicked 4 bad language?
[14:06] <moza> oh, yea
[14:06] <moza> ur an op
[14:15] <advy> broh4m
[14:15] <advy> b4m
[14:15] <advy> sham
[14:15] <advy> sam
[14:15] <advy> cam
[14:15] <scrim> BAM
[14:15] <scrim> HAM
[14:16] <advy> cram
[14:16] <scrim> SPAM
[14:16] <advy> man i'm so damn hungry
[14:16] <advy> it's like -50 out
[14:16] <scrim> EAT COCK
[14:16] <scrim> really?
[14:16] <advy> so i went to the shitty soup shop
[14:16] <scrim> !wz yyz
[14:16] <scrim> !wz yzz
[14:16] <advy> .
[14:16] <advy> fail
[14:16] <scrim> !wz toronto, on
[14:16] <advy> !wz yzz
[14:16] <scrim> !wz toronto canada
[14:16] <wasabi> Toronto, Ontario -- 5:16 PM EST Updated: 5:00 PM EST
[14:17] <wasabi> Temp: 21°F/-6°C Windchill: 3°F/-16°C Humidity: 58%
[14:17] <wasabi> Conditions: Partly Cloudy Wind: (WSW) 30mph/48kmh
[14:17] <scrim> !wz
[14:17] <wasabi> Chicago, Illinois -- 4:17 PM CST Updated: 4:17 PM CST
[14:17] <wasabi> Temp: 14.5°F/-10°C Windchill: 3°F/-16°C Humidity: 38%
[14:17] <wasabi> Conditions: Partly Cloudy Wind: (West) 8.1mph/13kmh
[14:17] <advy> 30 mph wind
[14:17] <scrim> yeah
[14:17] <scrim> that eats it
[14:17] <advy> when i walk home
[14:17] <advy> my dick gets freezerburn
[14:17] <advy> through my pants
[14:18] <scrim> ahahaha
[14:18] <scrim> that'll teach you to wear tight pants
[14:18] <advy> well, ii am bringing breakaway pants back into style
[14:18] <scrim> wtf?
[14:19] <khaki> shoulda brought the hammer pants back
[14:19] <scrim> the velco side track pants that basketball players wear?
[14:19] <advy> yeah
[14:19] <advy> that make swish noises
[14:19] <advy> when you walk
[14:19] <scrim> there's no 'back'
[14:19] <scrim> those were always fuckin lame
[14:19] <advy> well i can't bring jogging pants back
[14:19] <advy> they make your ass sweat
[14:20] <scrim> how about you just wear regular pants?
[14:20] <khaki> mmmm
[14:20] <advy> how about long johns with shorts on top
[14:20] * khaki puts the stinkjar back
[14:20] <khaki> my dumbass forgot it at home today
[14:21] <khaki> how the hell am i sposed to get chiefed at work on the jimmy shwaggart
[14:21] <advy> wtf are you talking about
[14:21] <scrim> TWEEDS
[14:21] <advy> don't make me fist you again
[14:21] <khaki> the herbs son, the herbs
[14:21] <advy> this time, i won't take the watch off
[14:22] <khaki> i need a better macro shooting camera
[14:22] <advy> get a used dslr
[14:22] <advy> and a used macro lense
[14:22] <khaki> i would if i were rich
[14:22] <khaki> ;)
[14:22] <advy> get a camera
[14:23] <advy> and pay scrim 5 bucks to hold a magnifying lens
[14:23] <khaki> snap
[14:23] <khaki> i would but
[14:23] <khaki> hed smoke my picture subject
[14:23] <khaki> =D
[14:23] <scrim> true!
[14:23] <advy> is it high times worthy
[14:23] <khaki> eh prolly not
[14:23] <khaki> but is very good
[14:24] <advy> is it just one big ass one
[14:24] <khaki> nah
[14:24] <advy> or you got like a stack
[14:24] <khaki> was just wanting a nice upclose shot
[14:24] <khaki> something like umm
[14:25] <khaki> http://www.yernothin.com/i/420/tasty001.jpg
[14:25] <khaki> close like that
[14:25] <advy> damn
[14:25] <advy> i don't think your walmart camera is going to help you out
[14:25] <khaki> my camera aint walmart
[14:25] <khaki> ;)
[14:25] <advy> kmart
[14:26] <khaki> here this is the pics i snapped
[14:26] <khaki> http://www.yernothin.com/i/420/hilight.jpg
[14:26] <khaki> http://www.yernothin.com/i/420/lowlight.jpg
[14:26] <advy> noice
[14:26] <advy> this is what you do
[14:26] <advy> send it to me
[14:26] <khaki> =D
[14:26] <advy> i'll photograph it
[14:26] <advy> and send you back the left overs
[14:27] <khaki> more like
[14:27] <khaki> send me back the pictures
[14:27] <khaki> hehe
[14:27] <advy> i was just thinking a few stems and spit
[14:27] <advy> :p
[14:27] <khaki> ;)
[14:27] <advy> what camera do you got
[14:27] <khaki> mmm
[14:28] <khaki> kodak easyshare z740
[14:28] <advy> .
[14:28] <khaki> 5.0 megapixel
[14:28] <khaki> 10x optical zoom
[14:29] <advy> on to more important topics
[14:29] <advy> whens the last time you ate a bucket of kfc
[14:29] <khaki> never.
[14:29] <scrim> who's turn is in the glory hole?
[14:29] <khaki> KFC is the #1 contributor to the D.A.R.E. program
[14:29] <advy> dare?
[14:29] <khaki> they went on boycott in 5th grade
[14:29] <khaki> Drug Abuse Resistance Education
[14:30] <advy> 5th grade?
[14:30] <khaki> yes
[14:30] <advy> did you know one toke of w22d = the equivalent of smoking 20 cigs?
[14:31] <scrim> yes
[14:31] <scrim> i heard 30
[14:31] <khaki> depends on what the "equivalent" is
[14:31] <scrim> plus a kick in the balls
[14:31] <scrim> from a mule
[14:31] <advy> yeah
[14:31] <khaki> i mean
[14:31] <khaki> 1 toke of weed gets me higher than 20 or 30 cigs, sure
[14:32] <advy> their saying all the hippies from way back in the latest research are loving t
[14:32] <advy> even higher rates than people who smoked for 10 years
[14:32] <advy> tobacco
[14:32] <advy> haha
[14:32] <advy> how that works i don't know
[14:32] <advy> :\
[14:32] <khaki> probably because in teh hippy days etc
[14:32] <khaki> you could smoke cigs everywhere
[14:33] <khaki> lots of 2nd hand smoke
[14:33] <advy> so if y ou smoked w22d and second hand smoke all the time
[14:33] <advy> you got a double whammy?
[14:33] <khaki> shrug
[14:33] <khaki> who cares, those are the years at the END of your life, the shitty ones anywa
[14:33] <advy> do you sit on your wrong hand until it's numb, then jer off with it?
[14:34] <advy> jerk
[14:34] <scrim> !ud the stranger
[14:34] <wasabi> [1/7] To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately
[14:34] <advy> !ud the minibus
[14:34] <wasabi> [1/7] Noun. A local transport in Bali. Similar to a minibus.
[14:34] <advy> !ud the minivan
[14:34] <wasabi> [1/2] Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats n
[14:34] <advy> werd
[14:35] <advy> ub saved my life, i thought it was 2 in the pink, 4 in the stink, but i found
[15:22] <cut_> !ud 6 cut
[15:22] <wasabi> [6/7] A word used to describe a circumsized penis.
[16:09] <Merlin00> http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3400 (nsfw)
[16:18] <Merlin00> http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/
[16:22] <Merlin00> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OJw_F40IOU
[16:55] <cut_> hahah
[16:55] <cut_> what a bunch of douche bags
[17:32] * _alysa is now known as alysa
[19:48] * jenise_ is now known as jenise`
[20:24] <cut_> footfucki: a/s/l?????????
[20:31] <footfucki> _
[20:32] <Nocilis> hah
[20:32] <justice> footfucki: a/s/l?????????
[20:34] <footfucki> ice
[20:40] <footfucki> word
[20:40] <footfucki> What's the word around here?
[20:41] <Vae`> a/s/l?????????????
[20:42] <footfucki> I guess so
[20:43] <footfucki> welp, if you can't beat 'em
[20:43] <footfucki> a/s/l?????????????
[21:35] <Nocilis> 69/m+f/alaska
[21:45] * _ann is now known as ann
Session Close: Thu Jan 31 00:00:00 2008