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Session Start: Tue Jan 29 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
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[09:34] <gzushcasa> hi, how can i get an .xls to assign itself (in a cell) a unique document
[09:34] <scrim> press f1?
[09:34] <scrim> did you even try google?
[09:39] <gzushcasa> yeah
[09:39] <thean> CTRL-F4
[09:39] <gzushcasa> hilarious.
[09:40] <gzushcasa> if it's that big a deal, can you just gimme a good google query?
[09:41] <thean> ok, search on moran
[09:41] <thean> that one makes me chuckle everytime
[09:46] <cut_> gzushcasa: http://www.google.com/search?ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&q=goatse.fr&rl
[09:59] <gzushcasa> wow.
[09:59] <gzushcasa> you guys are hilarious.
[09:59] <gzushcasa> you know it's 2008
[09:59] <gzushcasa> and you're still sitting on irc.
[10:00] <gzushcasa> being snarky to ppl with dumb tech questions.
[10:00] <gzushcasa> you know, i used to do that...
[10:00] <gzushcasa> almost 15 years ago.
[10:00] <gzushcasa> before i got laid.
[10:00] <gzushcasa> so, good luck with that.
[10:18] <cut_> hahah
[10:18] <cut_> he's a Mr. Salty McSaltshaker
[10:31] <BeAsTaH> i love how stupid people always go back to this arguement. "Ya, well, YOUR
[10:31] <BeAsTaH> um, you came on IRC cuz you're stupid.
[10:32] <BeAsTaH> maybe if you've been here for the last 15 years instead of fucking your pil
[10:32] <BeAsTaH> so, shame on us for being smarter then you're sad ass.
[10:33] <BeAsTaH> shit did I spell you're and your wrong in there eh?
[10:33] <BeAsTaH> lol
[10:34] <cut_> stop fucking your pillow BeAsTaH
[10:34] <BeAsTaH> I'll NEVER stop fucking my pillow.
[10:34] <cut_> haha
[10:34] <scrim> ahahaha
[10:34] <cut_> ...so soft
[10:34] <scrim> !addquote <BeAsTaH> I'll NEVER stop fucking my pillow.
[10:34] <scrim> oh
[10:34] <scrim> you are SO lucky noskillz.com is down
[10:34] <scrim> ahaha
[10:34] <scrim> gzushcasa - tell me about your mother.
[10:34] <gzushcasa> that's not very nice.
[10:34] <gzushcasa> but i understand...
[10:35] <gzushcasa> being a virgin must be very frustrating..
[10:35] <scrim> that's beside the point, your mother, is she hot?
[10:35] <BeAsTaH> same old sad argument
[10:35] <gzushcasa> no.
[10:35] <gzushcasa> she had ten kids.
[10:35] <scrim> did any of them live?
[10:35] <gzushcasa> her vagina is like a garbage bag, i imagine.
[10:35] <BeAsTaH> =a1+1 btw, you fuckin moron
[10:35] <cut_> what was that show?
[10:35] <cut_> Just the 10 of Us?
[10:35] <gzushcasa> scrim: do you have any original humor or are you, in fact, a parrot?
[10:36] <BeAsTaH> yer mother should've swallowed you gzushcasa
[10:36] <scrim> I'm unsure, would you care to help me find out?
[10:36] <gzushcasa> wow
[10:36] <gzushcasa> you guys are obviously REALLY proud of being good at excel.
[10:36] <gzushcasa> a software program.
[10:36] <gzushcasa> congratulations.
[10:36] <BeAsTaH> and, you suck?
[10:36] <BeAsTaH> so, we're better?
[10:36] <BeAsTaH> thats right
[10:36] <gzushcasa> yeah. i do.
[10:36] <BeAsTaH> grovel at our feet simpleton
[10:37] <gzushcasa> grovel at the feet of a buncha virgins?
[10:37] <gzushcasa> right.
[10:37] <BeAsTaH> I'd rather be a virgin then as smart as you.
[10:37] <gzushcasa> at excel?
[10:37] <cut_> MIKE GROVEL #1!!!
[10:37] <gzushcasa> dude i give a SHIT about excel.
[10:37] <cut_> GROVEL FOR PREZ
[10:37] <BeAsTaH> of course you don't
[10:37] <BeAsTaH> cuz yer shit at it
[10:37] <MerlinWrK> what's worse really, being some virgin on irc or some idiot who comes to
[10:37] <BeAsTaH> just, like yer shit at finding answers
[10:37] <gzushcasa> you know who needs to be good at excel?
[10:37] <gzushcasa> ppl who work very far under people like me.
[10:38] <gzushcasa> i intend to USE you virgins.
[10:38] <cut_> you're a manager?
[10:38] <gzushcasa> that's it.
[10:38] <gzushcasa> g.m., yes.
[10:38] <cut_> no wonder you're such an ass
[10:38] <scrim> gzushcasa - we're making fun of your woefully insufficient problem solving sk
[10:38] <slakker> ahahahha
[10:38] <scrim> and the implied low inteligence that represents
[10:38] <scrim> we don't care about excel either
[10:38] <BeAsTaH> ya, but scrim. He's FUCKED a chick before...
[10:38] <gzushcasa> what are u talking about? "woefully insufficient"? my problem was solve
[10:38] <MerlinWrK> impossible
[10:38] <slakker> Excel is for homosexuals
[10:38] <MerlinWrK> can you tell us what it was like?
[10:39] <slakker> just look at how good BeAsTaH is at using it
[10:39] <MerlinWrK> having "sex"?
[10:39] <gzushcasa> why F1 when there's virgins on irc waiting to answer my questions?
[10:39] <gzushcasa> THATS problem solving.
[10:39] <cut_> http://data1.blog.de/blog/n/numb3r5/img/Japan_lap_pillow_01.jpg
[10:39] <scrim> gzushcasa - and you're still here?
[10:39] <gzushcasa> so i have to listen to your 90's era irc-attitude bullshit; so what.
[10:39] <slakker> scrim: he's masturbating
[10:39] <scrim> your self loathing is breeding anger and hatred and wasting your time
[10:40] <Deluzion> The best is the assumption that everyone on irc must be a virgin since his
[10:40] <scrim> perhaps you should tell me about your mother.
[10:40] <scrim> lie down on the couch please
[10:40] <gzushcasa> scrim: yeah, it's entertaining that this irc horseshit you guys are stil
[10:40] <scrim> gzushcasa - you're STILL here
[10:40] * scrim waits
[10:40] <gzushcasa> yeah.
[10:40] <Deluzion> psychological misassociation of a situation due to a personal reflection i
[10:40] <MerlinWrK> irc is pretty much the thread that holds the internet together
[10:40] <MerlinWrK> it'll be around forever
[10:40] <gzushcasa> and you're STILL making me feel good about myself.
[10:40] <gzushcasa> keep it up.
[10:41] <scrim> every arguement you make in that vein is destroyed by your continued particip
[10:41] <gzushcasa> merlin: i know. i dig that, i just can't believe ppl are still all abou
[10:42] <BeAsTaH> wtf is the #hack attitude?
[10:42] <slakker> gzushcasa: if you didn't come to an IRC channel in an attempt to whore info
[10:42] <BeAsTaH> where clearly superior people laugh at pathetic no minds?
[10:42] <BeAsTaH> must be.
[10:42] <scrim> what's the key to #hack gzushcasa ?
[10:43] <gzushcasa> who knows or cares
[10:43] <gzushcasa> lemur?
[10:43] <BeAsTaH> kid can't figure out excel, how would he/she even be allowed in #hack
[10:43] <scrim> true
[10:43] <scrim> i'm sure it's a he
[10:43] <gzushcasa> like i said, it's been at least 10 years since i cared.
[10:43] <BeAsTaH> that wishes he was a she
[10:43] <scrim> women aren't this agressively stupid.
[10:44] <slakker> agreed
[10:44] <scrim> likely so
[10:44] <gzushcasa> fellas.
[10:44] <BeAsTaH> yes sugarbum
[10:44] <gzushcasa> i'm real sorry, but you are losing this little battle.
[10:44] <gzushcasa> even if u don't notice it.
[10:44] <scrim> and you're STILL here
[10:44] <gzushcasa> yeah.
[10:44] <gzushcasa> it's great fun.
[10:44] <slakker> told you he was masturbating
[10:44] <scrim> did i mention every second you stay gives the lie to your entire argument?
[10:44] <scrim> yeah
[10:45] <BeAsTaH> pointing out to us how pathetic you are is yes, entertaining. you're right
[10:45] <scrim> yall can help him wipe up when he's done, i'm going to lunch
[10:45] <gzushcasa> you guys have nothing.
[10:45] <gzushcasa> you're not even good at 15 year old irc shit.
[10:45] * BeAsTaH shakes his head
[10:45] <BeAsTaH> k. talk to yourself for a bit
[10:46] <MerlinWrK> the humpty dance is your chance
[10:46] <gzushcasa> right!
[10:46] <gzushcasa> which is a good segue into my exit.
[10:46] <gzushcasa> i'll leave the virgins here with this tip though:
[10:46] <slakker> ;)
[10:47] * gzushcasa is now known as latervrgn
[10:47] * latervrgn is now known as havefun
[10:47] * BeAsTaH is now known as YerAFag
[10:47] * havefun is now known as inthe90s
[10:47] * YerAFag is now known as BeAsTaH
[10:47] * inthe90s is now known as gayrods
[10:47] * gayrods is now known as hahaha
[10:47] <slakker> HAHAHAH
[10:47] <Deluzion> thanks for that tip, douche
[10:48] <BeAsTaH> 2 points for being witty, gotta give her that.
[10:51] <MerlinWrK> hah, gayrods...
[10:51] <MerlinWrK> good times
[10:52] <cut_> what was a she?
[10:52] <BeAsTaH> hs to be
[10:52] <cut_> that*
[10:53] <MerlinWrK> I don't think a "she" would be calling anyone virgins
[10:53] <MerlinWrK> seems more like a guy thing
[10:54] <MerlinWrK> but it would take a woman to not know how to use excel
[10:54] <MerlinWrK> that's borderline retarded
[10:54] <slakker> hahaha
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[11:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
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[11:05] * Topic is '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxone> its nO
[11:05] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Mon Jan 28 11:31:12
[11:57] * _slakker is now known as slak
[12:35] <cut_> http://www.startribune.com/entertainment/music/14294271.html
[12:35] <cut_> R.I.P. the CD 1982-2007
[12:57] <dewbieZ> w/n
[13:03] <cut_> w/n?
[13:30] <cut_> is it windows update day today?
[13:30] <cut_> this stupid customers are having OE issues
[13:31] <cut_> sendmail processes are getting stuck
[13:31] <cut_> reading/writing garbage in a loop
[13:31] <cut_> read(7, "NhVBdXE8EmEMioHlsKT4Ci2NK4etNvLb"..., 1024) = 1024
[13:31] <cut_> select(8, [7], NULL, NULL, {0, 0}) = 1 (in [7], left {0, 0})
[13:31] <cut_> read(7, "Csn6wCdhiA+M3F/ohnTYQ/YBEfR+ILFJ"..., 1024) = 352
[13:31] <cut_> lseek(11, 1835008, SEEK_SET) = 1835008
[13:31] <cut_> write(11, "afFkVL2m6IwEqrpopdc+CV8GZp0TFNMQ"..., 4096) = 4096
[13:54] <Nocilis> i don't read chinese
[13:56] <cut_> nevarmind
[13:56] <cut_> stupid client issue
[13:56] <cut_> i hate customers so much
[13:57] <cut_> they're always causing problems
[14:04] <Deluzion> http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/269799 Woman reports her own drunk
[14:06] <scrim> ahahahah
[14:06] <scrim> "hello! i'm driving drunk!"
[17:13] * _skull is now known as skull
[18:17] * wasabi is now known as scriminal
[20:05] * khaki_ is now known as khaki
[20:13] <terri> vae
[20:14] <Vae`> yes'm?
[20:14] <terri> you know that swing0r kiddie?
[20:14] <Vae`> sadly
[20:14] <Vae`> hes in a few channels of mine
[20:15] <terri> =\
[20:15] <terri> ima leave it alone
[20:15] <terri> i guess
[20:15] <terri> how do you deal with kiddies who threaten packets
[20:15] <terri> when they get banned or whatnot?
[20:15] <thean> you knock on their front door and punch their faces in
[20:16] <Vae`> 82.96.75.11
[20:16] <Vae`> packet them back
[20:16] <Vae`> heh
[20:16] <Vae`> but i have a gige line shell
[20:16] <terri> heh
[20:16] <Vae`> is there a problem?
[20:16] <Vae`> im sure it can be handled
[20:16] <Vae`> ;)
[20:16] <terri> hehe
[20:17] <Vae`> the channel hes op'd in...
[20:17] <Vae`> its absolute's isnt it?
[20:17] <terri> hdo?
[20:17] <Vae`> yeh
[20:17] <terri> its vb's right now
[20:17] <terri> used to be babee's
[20:17] <Vae`> its hard to keep track of channel owners
[20:17] <Vae`> perfect
[20:18] <thean> packet dizee while you're at it
[20:18] * khaki hopes irc is settled down now
[20:18] <thean> =D
[20:18] <khaki> thx terri
[20:18] <terri> =]
[20:19] <Vae`> vb's a good shit, and won't put up with that kind of shit for one thing
[20:19] <Vae`> the other is... well
[20:19] <Vae`> im about to find out how hardcore eurotransit is.
[20:19] <Vae`> ;)
[20:19] <terri> thing is, we banned him in another channel
[20:19] <terri> loony did
[20:19] <Vae`> which channel?
[20:19] <terri> so now he is threatening holding down loony's shell
[20:19] <terri> and my friends website
[20:19] <terri> he already dos'd me last month
[20:19] <terri> its a secret, non drama channel
[20:20] <Vae`> and how did he end up there?
[20:20] <Vae`> just want all the info
[20:20] <Vae`> before i go off on him
[20:20] <Vae`> ;)
[20:20] <terri> yeah, hang on
[20:22] <terri> he claims to be on stolen inet
[20:22] <terri> im mean he would be dumb not to be
[20:22] <Vae`> thats why hes on a shell
[20:22] <terri> i have seen his asu.edu
[20:27] <cut_> <@terri> its a secret, non drama channel
[20:27] <cut_> !!!!!!!!!
[20:28] <terri> lol
[20:29] <Vae`> good job
[20:35] <terri> he got the nick botted
[20:35] <terri> little bastard
[20:45] <terri> peace all
[20:50] <justice> ih
[20:50] <justice> hi
[20:50] <terri> ib
[20:50] <terri> bi
[20:50] <justice> http://darkspace.ca/ipics/torasilly.jpg
[20:56] <terri> aww
[20:56] <terri> heh
[20:56] <terri> swing0r (~d@cc102w04.inre.asu.edu)
[20:56] <terri> night all
[21:02] <Vae`> lmao
[21:02] <Vae`> i got a couple people looking into him
[21:02] <Vae`> as well as someone looking to contact digitalflare for the drop of the jupe
[21:02] <justice> lol ipv6
[21:02] <Vae`> basically he just wants the ban dropped
[21:02] <justice> people think you can't packet that
[21:02] <Vae`> and loony can have his nick
[21:03] <justice> need loony removed for ddos?
[21:03] <justice> klined?
[21:03] <justice> haha
[21:04] <Vae`> but slowly and surely
[21:04] <Vae`> it will be dealt with
[21:05] <Vae`> oh
[21:05] <Vae`> and 82.96.75.11
[21:05] <Vae`> incase you missed it justice
[21:05] <Vae`> ;p
[21:08] <justice> what did I miss?
[21:09] <Vae`> [00:01] <@justice> people think you can't packet that
[21:10] <Vae`> 82.96.75.11
[21:10] <Vae`> ^
[21:10] <Vae`> ipv4 to that ipv6
[21:10] <Vae`> ;p
[21:10] <justice> ah
[21:10] <justice> tunnelled?
[21:10] <justice> what a noob
[21:10] <Vae`> nope
[21:10] <Vae`> v6overv4
[21:10] <Vae`> 2002
[21:10] <Vae`> so terrible
[21:10] <justice> wouldn't that be tunnelling then
[21:10] <justice> to the 6bone
[21:10] <justice> using like
[21:11] <Vae`> the ip is the hex of the 2/8th and 3/8th
[21:11] <justice> hmm
[21:11] <justice> I actually forget what service I used
[21:11] <Vae`> 2002:5260:4b0b::5
[21:11] <Vae`> 52604b0b flipped to dec = 82.96.75.11
[21:11] <Vae`> :D
[21:14] <justice> fucked up
[21:14] <justice> and gay
[21:14] <justice> basically
[21:15] <justice> $ host -t aaaa ipv6.darkspace.org
[21:15] <justice> ipv6.darkspace.org has IPv6 address 2001:5c0:8baf::1
[21:15] <justice> but that was from tunnelling
[21:15] <Vae`> yeah
[21:15] <justice> I only used it for vhosts for a while
[21:15] <justice> but I have a /26 of v4 now so
[21:15] <justice> who gives a shit
[21:15] <justice> heh
[21:15] <Vae`> lol
[21:16] <Vae`> what kinda lines?
[21:16] <justice> hmm?
[21:16] <justice> oh
[21:16] <justice> it's like
[21:16] <justice> 100MB
[21:16] <justice> to the tap
[21:16] <Vae`> and the backbone?
[21:16] <Vae`> gige?
[21:17] <justice> god no
[21:17] <justice> I'm checking I don't even remember
[21:19] <justice> Sprint, Level3, Global Crossings, Above.net, XO, Tiscali
[21:20] <Vae`> o.O
[21:22] <justice> it's uh
[21:22] <justice> I dunno
[21:22] <justice> it's fast
[21:22] <justice> haha
[21:22] <justice> it's 100MB
[21:22] <justice> for my connection
[21:22] <Vae`> haha
[21:22] <justice> and it's all gige lines
[21:22] <justice> through the network
[21:23] <justice> I thought you meant gige like gigeservers
[21:23] <justice> or whatever
[22:43] <smashe> knife
[22:43] <eternal> fork
[22:44] <smashe> butta
[22:44] <eternal> spoon
[22:44] <eternal> I would have went with toast, but I spoon my butter places you don't want t
[22:44] <smashe> oh
[22:45] <smashe> im sorry i dont know what to say
[22:45] <smashe> iphone?
[22:46] <smashe> uh
[22:46] <smashe> what is channel limit aet too
[22:48] <justice> let's just say your mom won't fit
[23:36] * zeekay is now known as epiphany
[23:36] * epiphany is now known as zk
[23:39] * zk is now known as zleepy
[23:44] * zleepy is now known as zleep
Session Close: Wed Jan 30 00:00:00 2008