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Session Start: Mon Jan 28 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[00:07] * jenise_ is now known as jenise`
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[08:45] <oberon> hi
[08:45] <oberon> I got a question regardig an exchange server, is this the right channel ?
[08:45] <oberon> regarding
[09:01] <slakker> oberon: alas, it is not
[09:03] <cut_> http://brad.pettifogging.com/v/image_011.jpeg.html
[09:39] <oberon> slakker, what is ?
[09:41] <thean> hahahah
[10:15] <slakker> oberon: I have no idea
[10:38] <advy> pos
[10:38] <advy> !
[10:49] <advy> so hungry
[11:05] * Disconnected
[11:05] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[11:05] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[11:05] * Topic is 'Suharto (1921.01.08-2008.01.27) GOOD RIDDANCE'
[11:05] * Set by blk!blk@bas8-london14-1279293112.dsl.bell.ca on Sun Jan 27 02:55:41
[11:31] <tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios
[11:31] <tmxone> its nOT
[11:31] <tmxone> i tried it
[11:31] <tmxone> same outlook 2007 year problem
[11:32] * cut_ changes topic to '< tmxone> whoever told me yesterday its the bios | < tmxo
[11:32] <slakker> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[11:33] <cut_> maybe it's your cmos
[11:33] <cut_> try taking out the little battery
[11:34] <schizo> what the fuck did you do to me slakker
[11:35] <slakker> <- elite hacker
[11:36] <slakker> you know that
[11:36] <schizo> i want you to hack my tater
[11:36] <cut_> i had taters for lunch
[11:38] <schizo> i hunger to toss some salad
[11:58] <thean> lol
[11:58] <thean> \o/
[11:58] <thean> wtf would tell you to do soemthing stupid like upgrade your bios?
[11:58] * thean slaps tmxone around a bit with a large trout
[11:58] * thean slaps tmxone around a bit with a large trout
[12:13] * wasabi5 is now known as wasabi
[12:59] * schizo is now known as MrHands
[13:00] * MrHands is now known as schizo
[13:09] <derox> hi
[13:09] <slakker> hi!
[13:09] <thean> anyone know how to put a line over the top of a character in word (like for s
[13:09] <thean> fo realz
[13:09] <derox> can anyone help ?
[13:10] <slakker> thean: yes, but it will only work if you're running the latest rev of your
[13:10] * slakker winks
[13:10] <derox> i need documentation about Outllok 2003 ?
[13:10] <derox> a to z
[13:10] <derox> and how to use with microsoft exchange 2003
[13:12] <slakker> thean: http://www.wikihow.com/Overline-Characters-in-Microsoft-Word
[13:12] <slakker> thean: see also: dongs
[13:13] <thean> cool thanks
[13:13] <slakker> derox: have you attempted to search www.microsoft.com
[13:16] <advy> heh
[13:19] <advy> sup derox
[13:19] <derox> what ?
[13:19] <advy> hi
[13:19] <derox> im just asking about exchange
[13:19] <advy> :o
[13:19] <derox> and outlook
[13:20] <advy> :o
[13:20] <advy> do you have an iphone
[13:27] <slakker> your delayed reply is most annoying
[13:28] <cut_> maybe he's on a sattelite connection
[13:28] <cut_> HALLO FROM OUTER SPAEC!
[13:28] <slakker> maybe he's a retard.
[13:29] <slakker> holy shit...
[13:31] <slakker> derox: you may want to go to the doctor and see if you have contracted 'Stu
[13:31] <slakker> one of the symptoms is wandering into IRC channels asking annoyingly vague
[13:32] <cut_> it's probably just an ID-10-T error
[13:32] <slakker> could be that too
[13:36] <thean> I think I have contracted stupid
[13:37] <thean> derox: whats an exchange?
[13:37] <slakker> thean: well, the USD to CAD exchange is currently working in your favor
[13:37] <slakker> if that's what he means
[13:37] <cut_> __________________________
[13:37] <cut_> < <------ i'm with stupid~ >
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[13:37] <cut_> \ ^__^
[13:37] <cut_> \ (oo)\_______
[13:37] <cut_> (__)\ )\/\
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[13:38] <slakker> HI I'M DEROX AND I'LL TAKE IT IN THE BUTT FOR SOME HELP PLEASE
[13:38] <slakker> __
[13:38] <slakker> __/o \_
[13:38] <slakker> \____ \
[13:38] <slakker> / \
[13:38] <slakker> __ //\ \
[13:38] <slakker> __/o \-//--\ \_/
[13:38] <slakker> \____ ___ \ |
[13:38] <slakker> || \ |\ |
[13:38] <slakker> _|| _||_||
[13:38] <thean> hahah
[13:38] <slakker> fuck you, bot
[13:38] <cut_> boosh
[13:42] <cut_> "I wish there was a vending machine that sold vending machines. It would have
[13:43] <advy> fak
[13:43] <advy> someone walked in
[13:43] <advy> and saw the 2 dogs humping
[13:43] <advy> :l
[13:43] <scrim> ahahha
[13:44] <advy> my friend just came back from south beach
[13:44] <advy> man i wanna go
[13:44] <thean> that sounds nicer than north beach, thats for sure
[13:47] <advy> wanna ride my baloney pony
[13:47] <thean> no, but I bet justice does!
[13:51] <advy> going to town with one in the brown!
[13:53] <cut_> my baloney has a first name
[13:53] <cut_> its
[13:53] <cut_> j
[13:53] <cut_> u
[13:53] <cut_> s
[13:53] <cut_> t
[13:53] <cut_> i
[13:53] <cut_> c
[13:53] <cut_> e
[13:53] <cut_> my baloney has a last name
[13:53] <cut_> its
[13:53] <cut_> j
[13:53] <cut_> u
[13:53] <cut_> s
[13:53] <cut_> t
[13:53] <cut_> i
[13:53] <cut_> c
[13:53] <cut_> e
[13:54] <cut_> my baloney has a nick name
[13:54] <cut_> its
[13:54] <cut_> just kidding
[13:58] <advy> f U
[13:58] <slakker> http://jezebel.com/349758/jesus-christ
[16:04] <Proz> give me server 2008 rtm
[16:05] <Proz> :P
[18:15] <terri> google's logo rocks today, did you all see it?
[18:15] <cut_> hah
[18:15] <cut_> what is the occasion?
[18:16] <cut_> its not clicky
[18:16] <terri> 5oth anniversary of legos
[18:16] <terri> just put your cursor on it
[18:16] <terri> and it tells you
[18:16] <terri> ;p
[18:16] <cut_> OH
[18:16] <kieran_> weird
[18:16] <cut_> hehe
[18:16] <kieran_> normally those logos will link somewhere
[18:17] <terri> now i forgot what i was gonna search for
[18:17] <terri> lol
[18:20] <kieran_> wow
[18:20] <kieran_> and I wasn't even trolling!
[18:20] <kieran_> that was odd
[18:20] <terri> w0rd
[18:20] <terri> !
[18:20] <terri> good job
[18:20] <cut_> hah
[18:20] <cut_> i was hoping he wouldn't give up that easy
[18:21] <zk> does this channel kick on idle?
[18:23] <cut_> idle and find out
[18:23] <zk> for just random kicks then?
[18:24] <cut_> what makes you ask?
[18:24] <terri> we kick on typing
[18:24] * _slakker is now known as slak
[18:24] <cut_> are you friends with kieran_?
[18:25] <zk> yeah
[18:25] <zk> hahaaha
[18:25] <cut_> busted
[18:25] <zk> why what did he do
[18:25] <terri> he parted
[18:25] <cut_> yea
[18:25] <zk> weird
[18:26] <terri> totally pussed out
[18:26] <zk> hahaha
[18:26] <cut_> hey buddy
[18:26] <kieran_> hey frend
[18:26] * zk hugs
[18:26] <kieran_> brother
[18:27] <zk> amigo?
[18:27] <kieran_> so how about them microsofts
[18:27] <zk> compadre?
[18:27] <zk> DIRE ENEMY
[18:27] <kieran_> man
[18:27] <kieran_> this chan
[18:27] <kieran_> is fresh like a poop from my butt
[18:28] <kieran_> this chan is pry one giant botnet
[18:28] <cut_> more like a fresh http://www.2girls1cup.com
[18:28] <kieran_> what is that?
[18:28] <kieran_> is that porn?
[18:28] <zk> sfw?
[18:28] <cut_> no
[18:28] <cut_> yes sfw
[18:28] <kieran_> hmm...
[18:28] <kieran_> i don't trust you/...
[18:28] <kieran_> you were kicking me lol
[18:28] <cut_> ok?
[18:29] <zk> kieran_: i think we have been out-trolled
[18:29] <kieran_> we are old men
[18:29] <kieran_> lets go back to #mensa
[18:29] <kieran_> where trolls go to die
[18:29] <kieran_> wait
[18:29] <kieran_> they banned us
[18:29] <kieran_> we are irc wanderers
[18:30] <cut_> right
[18:30] <zk> soul nomads if you will
[18:30] <cut_> but i wont
[18:30] <kieran_> we should just serve the functions of bots
[18:30] <kieran_> its all we're good for these days
[18:31] <kieran_> :(
[18:31] <kieran_> :|
[18:31] <zk> hahaha
[18:32] <kieran_> lets go back to our chans
[18:32] <kieran_> and tell them that we pissed everyone off in here andowned them all
[18:32] <kieran_> and owned
[18:33] <kieran_> doomy style
[18:33] <kieran_> [01:10] * Your nick is now MENSAKING
[18:33] <kieran_> -
[18:33] <kieran_> [01:12] * You were kicked from #mensa by |PythonS| (Banned: troll)
[18:33] <kieran_> -
[18:33] <kieran_> [01:12] #mensa unable to join channel (address is banned)
[18:33] <kieran_> -
[18:33] <kieran_> [01:12] * Your nick is now kieran_
[18:33] <kieran_> -
[18:33] <kieran_> [02:15] * You were kicked from #microsoft by cut_ (shush)
[18:33] <kieran_> -
[18:33] <kieran_> [02:18] * You were kicked from #microsoft by cut_ (doesn't matter)
[18:33] <cut_> np
[18:33] <cut_> no
[18:33] <cut_> 20:29:04 < zk> kieran_: i think we have been out-trolled
[18:33] <cut_> so tru
[18:34] <kieran_> :|
[18:34] <cut_> try #bearcave
[18:34] <kieran_> what is that
[18:34] <kieran_> is that porn?
[18:35] <cut_> no
[18:44] <DatTape> howdy howdy
[18:44] <cut_> are you a cowboy?
[18:44] <DatTape> lol no
[18:44] <DatTape> you know anything about 2003?
[18:45] <cut_> yea
[18:45] <cut_> it comes after 2002 and before 2004
[18:46] <DatTape> i click on ie icon and it comes up with the open with menu
[18:46] <DatTape> brand new fresh install
[18:47] <cut_> ok
[18:47] <DatTape> any idea why
[18:47] <cut_> did you try upgrading your bios?
[18:47] <DatTape> no
[18:47] <DatTape> wat does that have to do about it
[18:47] <cut_> try that
[18:48] <DatTape> wat does that have to do with it
[18:48] <cut_> bios stands for basic input/output system
[18:48] <cut_> theres probably something with your input/output that's causing that
[18:48] <cut_> something wrong*
[18:48] <DatTape> lmao
[18:49] <cut_> lamo?
[18:49] <cut_> lmao?
[18:52] <terri> kieran is a stalker!
[18:53] <zk> hahahah
[18:53] <zk> indeed
[18:53] <zk> he's stalking me as we speak
[18:54] <cut_> impossible
[18:55] <cut_> this chan is +s
[18:55] <cut_> and all the -s chans he's in you're not in
[18:55] <cut_> so you two must have another common +s channel
[18:56] <zk> kieran is a random irc socializer
[18:56] <zk> he just finds people to stalk, randomly
[18:57] <cut_> how did he find you?
[18:57] <zk> he's like a STD, jumping from victim to victim through chance encounters
[18:57] <zk> how the fuck did you meet me anyways kieran
[18:57] <cut_> hate to break your heart...
[18:57] <cut_> 20:52:23 -!- kieran_ [~kieran_@87.192.69.220] has left #microsoft []
[18:57] <cut_> but he's already found another victim
[18:58] <zk> oh i missed that
[18:58] <zk> :/
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[20:14] * blk__ is now known as blk
[20:14] * blk__ is now known as blk
[20:14] * _skull is now known as skull
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Session Close: Tue Jan 29 00:00:00 2008