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Session Start: Tue Jan 22 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[02:54] <Anon349> is question asking allowed here?
[02:56] <eternal> no
[02:57] <eternal> but thank you for asking
[02:58] <Anon349> is there a site for this chan so i can check out the rules and see if this
[02:58] <eternal> This is NOT what you are looking for, I assure you
[02:58] <eternal> This is a private channel
[02:58] <eternal> primarily geared toward redicule
[03:00] <Anon349> oh
[03:00] <Anon349> thnx anyway enternal
[03:00] <Anon349> cheers
[03:00] <eternal> np
[03:17] <cut_> enternal
[05:55] <cut_> woo double upload credits on tb until the end of the month
[05:57] <blk> wtf, you got back on TB after they went back to the old userfiles and you were
[05:57] <cut_> i got back on
[05:57] <cut_> and then got deleted again
[05:57] <cut_> and just got back on today
[05:57] <blk> nice
[05:58] <blk> ahaha
[05:58] <cut_> 1st try too
[05:58] <blk> Uploaded 503.82 GB (475.94 MB/Day)
[05:58] <blk> :)
[05:58] <cut_> Uploaded: 0.98 TB
[05:58] <blk> download is like ~402GB or something
[05:58] <cut_> on bitsoup
[05:58] <cut_> it only took like 2.25 years
[05:59] <blk> i'm still pretty low on bitsoup, only 150GB uped
[06:00] <blk> 132GB on filelist
[06:00] <blk> 100GB on ILT
[06:01] <blk> 116GB on dvdclub
[06:01] <cut_> is dvdclub any good?
[06:01] <blk> ask thean :)
[06:02] <blk> that bitch has downloaded more stuff in the last 4 weeks than i have the whole
[06:02] <cut_> hehe
[06:05] <cut_> http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249524
[06:16] <dewbieZ> wtf did you go cut_
[06:16] * dewbieZ smacks the piss outta you
[06:16] * dewbieZ shakes you outta of it
[06:16] <cut_> i forgot how fucking stupid irc drama was
[06:16] <cut_> shep tore me a new asshole
[06:16] <dewbieZ> for what?
[06:17] <cut_> losing sysadmins for him
[06:17] <dewbieZ> uhm
[06:17] <dewbieZ> sorry
[06:17] <dewbieZ> but he lost it for himself
[06:17] <dewbieZ> rm-rf gave it to dovee
[06:17] <cut_> i didn't want my bots to do t/o's
[06:17] <dewbieZ> i gave +o to vap cuz shep asked him to help take it over
[06:17] <cut_> so we split nets again
[06:18] <dewbieZ> vap left anyways
[06:18] <dewbieZ> rm-rf gave it back
[06:18] <cut_> to shep?
[06:18] <cut_> or dovee?
[06:18] <dewbieZ> to dovee
[06:18] <dewbieZ> i saw the whole thing
[06:18] <dewbieZ> i was there
[06:18] <dewbieZ> someone left rm-rf +o'd
[06:18] <cut_> i didn't know what was going beforehand or afterwards heh
[06:18] <dewbieZ> and he's not into the whole t/o thing
[06:18] <dewbieZ> so
[06:18] <dewbieZ> he woke back up
[06:19] <dewbieZ> saw dovee -o
[06:19] <dewbieZ> and he just +o'd her
[06:19] <dewbieZ> since we didn't have bots to begin with
[06:19] <cut_> i had been drinking that morning too
[06:19] <cut_> so w/e
[06:19] <dewbieZ> it wasn't even done intentionally
[06:19] <dewbieZ> w/e
[06:19] <dewbieZ> no doubt
[06:19] <cut_> shep will get his head out of his ass sometime
[06:19] * dewbieZ shrugs
[06:19] <cut_> he hasn't said a word in this other chan since it happened
[06:20] <cut_> i think he's still pissed heh
[06:21] <blk> sounds like 1994
[06:22] <cut_> if you want bots you should op my net
[06:22] <scrim> OMG NOES I LOSTED MAH CHANNLEZ
[06:22] <cut_> and watch shep go apeshit
[06:22] <cut_> ahaaha
[06:23] <dewbieZ> i dunno dude
[06:23] <dewbieZ> the whole takeover thing
[06:23] <dewbieZ> is wrong
[06:24] <cut_> i know
[06:24] <dewbieZ> ppl know who's channel is whose
[06:24] <cut_> i knew it didnt belong to shep
[06:24] <cut_> i thought his bots were +o there anyways
[06:24] <cut_> for a while
[06:24] <dewbieZ> they were
[06:24] <dewbieZ> till they were asked to be removed
[06:24] <cut_> ohh
[06:24] <dewbieZ> i asked shep to put them in #ITIS
[06:25] <dewbieZ> because the channel needed a botnet
[06:25] <dewbieZ> with 0 access in it
[06:25] <dewbieZ> well
[06:25] <dewbieZ> only 1 person
[06:25] <dewbieZ> or whoever owned it
[06:25] <cut_> i didn't feel too bad about pissing shep off
[06:25] <cut_> because i knew it wasn't his
[06:25] <dewbieZ> well
[06:25] <dewbieZ> it was wrong
[06:25] <cut_> i'm just pissed that's he's holding a grudge
[06:25] <dewbieZ> #sysadmins isn't a fly by night channel
[06:26] <dewbieZ> its been established for years now
[06:26] <dewbieZ> it was wrong
[06:26] <dewbieZ> he was trusted with +o
[06:26] <dewbieZ> we have 150+ users
[06:26] <dewbieZ> well use to
[06:26] <cut_> he's like 2 years behind schedule with being a l33t t/o botmaster
[06:26] <scrim> so he's pissed that he lost a channel that wasn't his to begin with?
[06:26] <cut_> yeah
[06:26] <scrim> ah
[06:26] * scrim makes notes
[06:26] <cut_> 1/2 his net was his, and the other 1/2 was mine
[06:26] <cut_> we had joined forces
[06:27] <cut_> and i dont hang out in sysadmins
[06:27] <scrim> his bots were in some other channel recently
[06:27] <scrim> causing shit
[06:27] <scrim> i think #spoofed
[06:27] <scrim> maybe
[06:27] <slakker> yeah
[06:27] <dewbieZ> ABX 44.80-45.50 on 210k
[06:27] <dewbieZ> yes it was spoofed
[06:28] <dewbieZ> last month
[06:28] <dewbieZ> right scrim
[06:28] <cut_> spoofed is on his net
[06:28] <scrim> yeah
[06:28] <scrim> anyway
[06:28] <scrim> i'll remember that :)
[06:30] <cut_> roger waters is headlining at cochella this year
[06:30] <scrim> intresting
[06:31] <cut_> http://www.urb.com/permalink/2149/Kraftweerk,-Roger-Waters-headline-Coachella.
[06:31] <scrim> what's up with old ass bands getting headling spots like that
[06:31] <scrim> jesus i hate the music industry
[06:32] <cut_> itunes baby
[06:32] <scrim> HI WE WERE REAL POPULAR IN 81
[06:32] <scrim> HELLO DETROIT
[06:32] <blk> heh, the creation time for this channel should be the day/time when it was last
[06:32] <scrim> hrm
[06:32] <scrim> that might be it
[06:32] <scrim> dunno
[06:32] <cut_> is that when someone hacked QQ's screen session?
[06:32] <scrim> most other chans are 01
[06:33] <scrim> hrm
[06:33] <scrim> #cincinnati is may 02
[06:33] <scrim> wonder what happened then
[06:33] <scrim> maybe a split
[06:33] <BeAsTaH> sysadmins is a crappy chan because I'm not there to make it cool
[06:34] <scrim> werd
[06:34] <slakker> hahah
[06:34] <blk> <BeAsTaH> #bearcave is a crappy chan because I'm not there to make it coo
[06:34] <blk> is what he really meant to say
[06:34] <BeAsTaH> amen
[06:34] <scrim> also tru!
[06:34] <BeAsTaH> thats totally fuckin true
[06:34] <cut_> not amen
[06:34] <cut_> manymen
[06:34] <BeAsTaH> hahah
[06:35] <slakker> :D
[06:35] <scrim> ahahaha
[06:35] * scrim changes topic to '<cut_> manymen'
[06:36] <cut_> haa
[06:49] <blk> that makes no sense without context
[06:50] * blk changes topic to 'And the Lord doth spake "Let there be gays!" <cut_> manymen'
[06:50] * scrim changes topic to 'cut_> not amen'
[06:50] * scrim changes topic to 'cut_> not amen <cut_> manymen'
[06:50] <cut_> it sould be that fiddycent song
[06:50] <blk> oh you broke it!
[06:51] <blk> !wz sarnia canada
[06:51] <wasabi> Sarnia, Ontario -- 9:51 AM EST Updated: 9:37 AM EST
[06:51] <wasabi> Temp: 28°F/-2°C Windchill: 19°F/-7°C Humidity: 93%
[06:51] <wasabi> Conditions: Light Snow Wind: (SSW) 10mph/16kmh
[06:57] <cut_> haha the stock market is so crashing
[06:57] <cut_> it's lost 100 pts in 5 mins
[06:57] <scrim> ahaha
[06:57] <scrim> yeah
[06:57] <scrim> the fed paniced too hard
[06:58] <cut_> 08:52:12 < cut_> haha stocks down -267
[06:58] <scrim> this new kid bernake
[06:58] <scrim> is not up to it
[06:58] <cut_> 08:56:38 < cut_> -328
[06:58] <cut_> haha
[06:58] <cut_> -350 now
[06:58] <cut_> http://au.finance.yahoo.com/intlindices?e=asia
[07:00] <cut_> black tuesday is gonna be the day after MLK day
[07:00] <cut_> sweet
[07:00] <slakker> ahahhah
[07:25] <blk> pascalfrz: The most beautiful party since I am thank you registered
[07:26] <blk> can someone tell me wtf that means?
[07:26] <blk> he's french
[07:26] <blk> making him ponder resigning in this chess game against me after my last move :)
[07:32] <blk> HOUSTON (AP) -- Maria didn't mean to poison her children. Quite the opposite.
[07:32] <blk> Worried about her daughters' lack of appetite, the young Houston mother was mer
[07:32] <blk> What Maria, who asked that her last name not be used, did not know then, but no
[07:32] <blk> Mexico: The new China
[07:33] <blk> NEW YORK (AP) -- Wall Street plunged at the opening of trading Tuesday, propell
[07:33] <blk> OWNDEDEDED
[07:34] <blk> if things start to taper off before closing, that will be the time to buy back
[07:40] * _mPulse is now known as mPulse
[07:42] * _sophie is now known as sophie
[09:25] <cut_> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0%2C2933%2C324069%2C00.html
[09:45] * MerlWrK is now known as MerlinWrK
[10:09] <XIII[work> I've got a question for anyone willing to assist, to prevent spam I've p
[10:10] <scrim> the computers in the remote location
[10:10] <cut_> thank you for not spamming
[10:10] <cut_> here is your solution http://pastebin.ca/868777
[10:10] <scrim> are they members of hte domain?
[10:11] <XIII[work> Yes they are
[10:11] <scrim> do they have thier DNS servers set to your domain DNS controllers
[10:11] <scrim> i swear this is a permissions issues some how
[10:11] <scrim> like they've lost trust
[10:12] <XIII[work> Well I would have thought so, but they can open other excel files
[10:12] <XIII[work> But I'll double check that
[10:12] <scrim> in the same share?
[10:12] <XIII[work> Yes
[10:12] <scrim> hrm
[10:12] <XIII[work> Its basically J:\stores\store#\ then from that folder they have DSR folde
[10:13] <scrim> so recreate the file?
[10:13] <scrim> make a new one, copy the shit over
[10:13] <XIII[work> They cant open anything from the DSR folder, and if I move anything from
[10:13] <XIII[work> Did that too ;D
[10:13] <scrim> ahhhh
[10:13] <scrim> They cant open anything from the DSR folder
[10:13] <XIII[work> Correct
[10:13] <XIII[work> but, heres the messed up thing, if I move something TO the dsr folder, th
[10:13] <scrim> dunno, still smells like permisions
[10:14] <scrim> cause it hasn't inherited the permissions
[10:14] <XIII[work> let me test this, thanks for the help so far.
[10:14] <smash`> fuck ms
[10:14] <scrim> right click on the file, choose security, then Advanced then Effective Permis
[10:14] <scrim> and pick one of the users from the problem store
[10:14] <scrim> see what it says
[10:17] <XIII[work> full control, and its inherited from parent directory of the store folder
[10:18] <scrim> remove the inherited thing and ive it explicit EVERYONE permissions
[10:18] <scrim> jst to see
[10:19] <scrim> same on the folder
[10:20] * slakker spanks scrim
[10:20] <slakker> support == bad
[10:24] <XIII[work> dns servers verified, i've removed inherit and gave everyone permission,
[10:28] <scrim> heh
[10:28] <scrim> slakker - it' smy once a month exception
[10:28] <scrim> ahaha
[10:29] <Vae`> ʞɔnɟ əɥʇ ʇ�ɥ�
[10:31] <XIII[work> Also, when attempting to open it, before giving the read-only error or th
[10:31] <XIII[work> It's 82KB also, incase you were curious as to the size.
[10:32] <blogspot> neoone here participating in Imagine cup ?
[10:34] <cut_> we only participate in 2girls1cup.com
[10:35] <blogspot> :)
[10:35] <cut_> click on it and then smile again http://www.2girls1cup.com
[10:35] <cut_> it's sfw
[10:35] <ADVY> mmm
[10:36] <XIII[work> doesnt even look like real poo imo, more like frozen yogurt
[10:36] <XIII[work> If it is real poo, someone needs a diet adjustment.
[10:37] <scrim> XIII[work - well i dunno then, if you still can't open it after granting expl
[10:37] <scrim> i give up
[10:37] <XIII[work> Yeah
[10:37] <XIII[work> I'm almost to that point too scrim, unfortunatley, my boss frowns on that
[10:37] <XIII[work> but thanks for looking into it.
[10:37] <scrim> np
[10:37] <scrim> if YOU log into the offending PCs
[10:37] <cut_> scrim gets 1000 nice points for today
[10:37] <scrim> can you access the files?
[10:38] <ADVY> sup chum
[10:38] <ADVY> p
[10:38] <ADVY> eheh
[10:38] <scrim> hey advy :)
[10:38] <XIII[work> Nope, but as said if I put my laptop in place of the PC, i can. However i
[10:38] <ADVY> sup scram
[10:39] <aloxa> i want to transfer all my contacs from one hotmail to other.how?
[10:39] <ADVY> show me your tits first
[10:39] <cut_> only alqaeda uses hotmail
[10:39] <scrim> aloxa show advy your tits
[10:40] <ADVY> whats new scrim
[10:40] <XIII[work> I would *love* to think it was the windows updates causing it but its onl
[10:40] <XIII[work> brb :)
[10:42] <scrim> XIII[work - that still makes me think the domain trust is broken
[10:42] <cut_> Woman sues lawmaker for forced kiss. Wants state rep. tested for STDs.
[10:42] <scrim> do you name the machien the same all the time?
[10:42] <scrim> remove the machine account
[10:42] <scrim> er
[10:42] <scrim> remove the machine from the domain
[10:43] <scrim> remove the acount
[10:43] <scrim> readd
[10:43] <ADVY> hheh
[10:43] <ADVY> cut are you gonna vote for obama
[10:43] <ADVY> can you ask him if he's good at b-ball
[10:43] <ADVY> 4 me
[10:43] <ADVY> thanks
[10:43] <cut_> as a convicted felon i am ineligable to vote and therefore have no political o
[10:43] <ADVY> ahh
[10:44] <ADVY> i forgot
[10:44] <scrim> you can get your voting rights back in some states
[10:44] <cut_> after i successfuly complete probation
[10:44] <scrim> ah
[10:44] <cut_> still will never be able to own firearms though
[10:44] <scrim> :(
[10:44] <cut_> i'm fighting a probation violation right now
[10:44] <ADVY> wtf did you do now
[10:44] <cut_> if i lose i'll never be able to vote again
[10:44] <scrim> yeah i hope you win that
[10:45] <cut_> i've been trying to get probation transferred to this county for the past year
[10:45] <cut_> and can't ever get ahold of the lady
[10:45] <cut_> and she returns maybe like 1 in 10 calls
[10:45] <cut_> i finally had to email her to set up an appointment
[10:45] <cut_> and by that time my other PO had violated me
[10:46] <cut_> even though she said she wasn't going to
[10:46] <cut_> so because i was on violation status out there, i couldn't get transferred dow
[10:46] <cut_> so now i'm in the middle of another court case that's 4 hours away
[10:46] <cut_> i'm trying to get call/voice mail records from my po down here
[10:47] <cut_> to prove that i was making attempts
[10:55] <dewbieZ> STOP
[10:55] <dewbieZ> STOP THE INSANITY
[11:06] <dewbieZ> w/p
[11:06] <dewbieZ> w/p
[11:48] <ADVY> oh nelly
[11:48] <BeAsTaH> www.2guys1horse.com
[11:49] <BeAsTaH> dont' feel bad for nelly, he's gettin some...
[11:49] <BeAsTaH> nsfw btw.
[11:49] * _] is now known as Vae`
[11:50] <ADVY> uhhh
[11:50] <ADVY> i'm not looking
[11:50] <ADVY> :\
[11:50] <khaki> hah
[11:51] <ADVY> soon the leafs will be in last place
[11:51] <ADVY> good times
[11:51] <blk> nsfw? gee, and i thought it was a clip from The Black Stallion
[11:51] <blk> toronto still has a hockey team?
[12:15] <cut_> or shit mr hands
[12:15] <cut_> oh
[12:15] <cut_> that was the same as Saddam.Hussein.Execution.Video-Leaked-DivX
[12:17] <cut_> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
[12:17] <cut_> rip mr hands
[12:18] <cut_> died of a perforated colon
[12:27] <blk> you got owned
[12:27] <blk> http://i31.tinypic.com/dyupf6.jpg
[12:27] <blk> LOLog
[12:27] <blk> snws
[12:40] <ADVY> man this writers strike thing is killing me
[12:40] <ADVY> i've got nothing to download and watch at work
[12:41] <ADVY> already watch seasons 1-11 of southpark
[12:41] <ADVY> 22GB leech at torrentbytes :P
[12:41] <scrim> ahaha
[12:41] <scrim> get me season 1-3 of the wire :)
[12:41] <ADVY> isn't that some funky brit show
[12:41] <scrim> no, american, HBO
[12:41] <ADVY> ahh
[12:41] <ADVY> i'll check tonight
[12:41] <ADVY> TV packs are free leech
[12:41] <ADVY> :o
[12:42] <scrim> thanks :)
[12:42] <cut_> [Throttle 150/off KB] [Rate 25.0/2727.7 KB] [Port: 51227]
[12:42] <scrim> oh sorry
[12:42] <scrim> 1-4
[12:42] <scrim> ahah
[12:42] <cut_> from tb
[12:42] <scrim> this is 5 thye're on
[12:42] <ADVY> wow nice seeds cut
[12:42] <ADVY> speeds
[12:42] * cut_ king of speed
[12:43] <cut_> that was a meth joke
[12:43] <cut_> 260mbit
[12:43] <ADVY> cut, you ever do so much drugs you pissed your pants and didn't know you did
[12:43] <ADVY> honestly
[12:43] <cut_> i pissed the bed once from boozing
[12:43] <blk> The.Wire.S01.DVDRip.XviD-MEDiEVAL [F L]
[12:43] <blk> The.Wire.S02.DVDRip.XviD-FFNDVD [F L]
[12:43] <blk> The.Wire.S03.PROPER.AC3.DVDRip.XviD-RiVER [F L]
[12:43] <blk> FL = free leech
[12:43] <cut_> but not from drugs
[12:43] <Deluzion> cut_: c'mon quit lieing
[12:43] <cut_> i dont do those kind of drugs
[12:43] <Deluzion> once? bullshit
[12:44] <blk> i still haven't gotten season 3-7 of MacGyver :\
[12:44] <cut_> i've puked before from doing too much meth
[12:44] <ADVY> ok, honest answer, whens the last time you pissed your pants
[12:44] <blk> <cut_> i pissed the bed once from boozing
[12:44] <cut_> are you rubbing one out right now or something ADVY?
[12:44] <blk> ^--lol
[12:45] <slakker> I am
[12:45] <blk> i used to know this girl that did that like EVERYTIME she got drunk
[12:45] <blk> fucking sleezebag
[12:45] <scrim> ahahaha
[12:45] <scrim> don't talk bad about your mom :(
[12:45] <blk> a friend of mine use to fuck her
[12:45] <cut_> my buddy got a party bus for his birthday
[12:45] <cut_> with a keg on it
[12:45] <blk> and she's piss in his bed
[12:45] <cut_> we went to the noodie bar
[12:45] <blk> and he KEPT FUCKING HER
[12:45] <Deluzion> no he's trying to find solace in knowing he's not the only fucktard pissin
[12:45] <blk> like wtf
[12:45] <cut_> this kid passed out in the back across the asile and pissed himself
[12:45] <scrim> i'd fuck her in her bed
[12:45] <cut_> (it wasn't me)
[12:46] <ADVY> i know bluepunk got so hammered, he sat down on the can, and pissed straight t
[12:46] <cut_> haha
[12:46] <MerlinWrK> hah
[12:46] <cut_> "help let me out"
[12:46] <blk> he said she liked A2M, which was his excuse
[12:46] <slakker> heh
[12:46] <blk> then the bitch got pregnant
[12:46] <MerlinWrK> I have never been drunk enough to piss on myself
[12:46] <blk> and she had a bf at the time
[12:47] <scrim> i still remember this kid tyler in college
[12:47] <blk> but i swear, that kid probably looks like my friend :)
[12:47] <scrim> one morning woke us all up
[12:47] <cut_> [Throttle 150/off KB] [Rate 118.0/3120.1 KB] [Port: 51227
[12:47] <scrim> OMG I PISSED MYSELF
[12:47] <scrim> ahahah
[12:47] <blk> she got pregnant when he was fucking her
[12:47] <scrim> pissesd all over his bed
[12:47] <scrim> pants
[12:47] <scrim> etc
[12:47] <scrim> ahaha
[12:48] <ADVY> you've never been so hamered, you couldn't stand still and ended up doing a 18
[12:48] <ADVY> ?
[12:48] <scrim> nope
[12:48] <slakker> a few years ago I pissed all over a hotel bathroom
[12:48] <slakker> well, not all over
[12:48] <ADVY> i pissed on the front window of a taco bell
[12:48] <slakker> but the toilet, floor, immediate area...
[12:48] <blk> i've never pissed myself from being drunk, ever
[12:48] <scrim> never either
[12:49] <scrim> pissed ON things
[12:49] <scrim> sure
[12:49] <scrim> but not me
[12:49] <scrim> ahaha
[12:49] <blk> but i've gotten drunk and pissed in places i probably shouldn't
[12:49] <slakker> well I was drunk as fuck on Mackinac Island
[12:49] <slakker> walked a girl back to her room, having to piss really badly the whole time
[12:49] <slakker> went back to my room, unzipped my pants, and as soon as the air hit my peni
[12:49] <scrim> ahahaha
[12:49] <ADVY> ok, you've ever been so stoned, your legs feel kinda warm and you gotta check
[12:49] <blk> like this one time i was in windsor with a friend, we got hammered at this bar.
[12:49] <slakker> I eventually got it to the toilet
[12:50] <slakker> ADVY: no
[12:50] <ADVY> ok, what do you do when your in your car
[12:50] <ADVY> stuck on your highway
[12:50] <blk> a convertible drove by with like 5 chicks in it.. they stopped at the red light
[12:50] <slakker> pull over?
[12:50] <ADVY> on the
[12:50] <ADVY> traffic
[12:50] <scrim> ADVY - i pissed in a pop bottle once
[12:50] <scrim> worked ok
[12:50] <scrim> but was a near thing
[12:50] <scrim> didn't do it again
[12:50] <scrim> i just pull over and piss in the weeds now
[12:50] <ADVY> i think we had the dummp conversation once scrim
[12:50] <scrim> if i have to
[12:51] <ADVY> highway, traffic jam, would you take a skydump
[12:51] <scrim> ahah
[12:51] <scrim> hrm
[12:51] <scrim> i think i could hold it
[12:51] <scrim> but really
[12:51] <scrim> if it comes down to it
[12:51] <ADVY> but if you coudl't
[12:51] <scrim> vrs shitting my pants
[12:51] <scrim> i'll shit the road
[12:51] <scrim> or wtf ever
[12:51] <slakker> yeah, usually, unless I'm sick I can hold it
[12:52] <blk> Hitman.R5.LINE.XViD-PUKKA
[12:52] <ADVY> i just hope theres somewhere i can run to if it's a highway accident
[12:52] <MerlinWrK> I've held it in traffic to the point of sweating and stuff
[12:52] <MerlinWrK> trying to make it home
[12:52] <ADVY> or i'll have to hang my ass out the door
[12:52] <MerlinWrK> I almost pulled over and shat on the highway
[12:53] <MerlinWrK> I've always made it home though
[12:53] <MerlinWrK> to the point where I thought my insides would burst
[12:53] <ADVY> i've made it to the oint where i was punching myself in the face
[12:53] <MerlinWrK> yeah?
[12:53] <slakker> hahah
[12:53] <MerlinWrK> I've yelled before
[12:53] <MerlinWrK> like, "FUCK!!!!"
[12:53] <slakker> I'm so hard right now picturing that
[12:53] <ADVY> i made it to my parking garage underground
[12:53] <ADVY> ran to the elevator
[12:54] <ADVY> i'm on the top floor
[12:54] <slakker> advy running around, yelling, hitting himself in the face
[12:54] <ADVY> of 21 floors
[12:54] <MerlinWrK> haha
[12:54] <slakker> pinching his ass cheeks together
[12:54] <blk> heh, i never have to shit or piss when i'm riding in a car, it always comes whe
[12:54] <ADVY> fuckit, waited 3 minutes n oelevator
[12:54] <ADVY> so i ran back in the garage behind some van
[12:54] <ADVY> he had his winter tires stacked there
[12:54] <ADVY> i sat on the top and let er rip
[12:54] <scrim> ahahah
[12:54] <MerlinWrK> that's awesome
[12:54] <slakker> in all fairness, your ass is much looser than the rest of ours...
[12:54] <scrim> yeah
[12:54] <scrim> all that cock
[12:54] <MerlinWrK> he had a suprise when he went to go put his tires on
[12:54] <ADVY> yep
[12:55] <slakker> so the fact that we can hold it longer should not be a big surprise
[12:55] <ADVY> i was 1.5 seconds away from shitting myself
[12:55] <MerlinWrK> I've definately had a turtle head popping out
[12:55] <MerlinWrK> I've also been in a public restroom and sprayed all over the back of the
[12:55] <MerlinWrK> because I almost didn't make it
[12:56] <ADVY> haha
[12:56] <MerlinWrK> thankfully didn't get any on me
[12:56] <Deluzion> ahhh you're one of those dirty nasty bastards
[12:56] <MerlinWrK> yes
[12:56] <blk> that's when you hope someone is waiting to get into the same stall... and you l
[12:57] <MerlinWrK> buddy of mine really had to go, but I was already in the one stall that w
[12:57] <MerlinWrK> he used the urinal
[12:58] <MerlinWrK> and I was still in there after he left, dudes came in and where like, "yo
[12:58] <MerlinWrK> I was covering my mouth to keep from busting up laughing
[12:58] <MerlinWrK> one dude came in and was like, "wtf (laugh)"
[14:39] <n00b261> what is silverlight and should i let microsoft update install it?
[14:40] <cut_> yo momma
[14:40] <MerlinWrK> silverlight is Microsoft's new spyware product
[14:40] <MerlinWrK> gotta get revenue somehow :(
[14:41] <n00b261> thanks
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[14:45] * Topic is 'cut_> not amen <cut_> manymen'
[14:45] * Set by scrim!scrim@kyogi.net on Tue Jan 22 06:49:33
[14:46] <MerlinWrK> The actor Heath Ledger was found dead this afternoon in an apartment in M
[14:46] <thean> for realz?
[14:46] <MerlinWrK> yes
[14:47] <MerlinWrK> he was naked with pills all over the place
[14:47] <MerlinWrK> good times
[14:47] <thean> thats the way I want to go
[14:47] <MerlinWrK> agreed
[15:15] <AJ-> I'd rather die of a heart attack while shoving my cock in some hot chick
[15:15] * AJ- shrugs
[15:18] * Vae` is now known as ]
[15:25] <mrfatcatt> how do i go about getting a update disk when vista sp1 comes out?
[15:25] <cut_> 1) find keys
[15:25] <cut_> 2) get in car
[15:26] <cut_> 3) drive to store
[15:26] <cut_> 4) get out of car
[15:26] <cut_> 5) walk into store
[15:26] <cut_> nevermind
[15:26] <cut_> go away
[15:27] <]> what kind of stupid question is that
[15:27] <mrfatcatt> i own vista x64
[15:28] <mrfatcatt> i just want to get a disk with all the updates on it
[15:28] <cut_> why?
[15:28] <mrfatcatt> man do u really want to know
[15:28] <]> yes
[15:29] <]> because no matter the answer
[15:29] <]> you're a retard
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> onice
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> nice
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> well u can install the orgianl vista with 4 gig of ram installed
[15:29] <cut_> that's all it takes?
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> u then need 40 patches
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> to get to sp1
[15:29] <mrfatcatt> and im the retard
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> ok like i want to sit there and patched a bunch of shit
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> or have a fresh install disc with all patches apply
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> less problems
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> and im a fuckign retard
[15:30] <cut_> you should have known what you were getting yourself into before you purchased
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> man syatem is fine
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> my system is fine
[15:30] <mrfatcatt> im justing saying when sp1 comes out i want to get an updated disk
[15:31] <mrfatcatt> i used alot of ram for my music samples
[15:31] <]> well
[15:31] <mrfatcatt> thats why i use vista 643
[15:31] <]> just cause you came to annoy us
[15:31] <mrfatcatt> dont assume anything
[15:31] <]> you can't have one
[15:31] <mrfatcatt> <]> suck my cock
[15:31] <]> lmao
[15:32] <cut_> haha
[15:32] <cut_> i wonder what he's thinking right now
[15:32] <]> [18:29] -> *mrfatcatt* you have no cock.
[15:32] <]> that I'm right.
[15:32] <]> ;x
[15:35] <]> lol
[15:35] <]> doofus tried to flood me
[15:35] <]> and excess'd himself
[15:47] <justice> haha
[15:47] <justice> I love sendqing people with bigmatix
[15:55] <blk> androsyn is the master of sendq
[15:55] <blk> he floofs /goatse like 1000x and people drop :\
[15:57] <]> what a floofer
[15:58] <thean> sounds dirty
[16:44] <Merlin00> so, what do I do if I swap to this other stick of ram and the server works
[16:44] <Merlin00> I don't know that is necessarily the case yet, but what do I do if it is?
[16:44] <Merlin00> do I assume it's the slot the ram goes in that's bad?
[16:44] <Merlin00> do I assume it's something with the dual channel or ECC config?
[16:44] <Merlin00> I had 2 pieces of ram in there and had these problems, took one out - no p
[16:44] <Merlin00> if I swap it with the other one and still don't have problems, then what?
[16:44] <khaki> wow sorry
[16:45] <Merlin00> :-(
[16:45] * khaki reads up
[16:45] <Merlin00> I wasn't asking microsoft questions
[16:45] <Merlin00> just hardware questions
[16:45] <Merlin00> posing them to the board
[16:45] <khaki> uhh
[16:45] <khaki> so both sticks work fine by themselves?
[16:45] <Merlin00> so far it seems that way
[16:45] <khaki> havent ran any kind of memory checks or anything?
[16:45] <Merlin00> I ran memtest on them both for 36 hours and they had zero errors
[16:45] <khaki> which memtest/
[16:46] <Merlin00> memcheck.org
[16:46] <Merlin00> I think it was
[16:46] <Merlin00> boot from floppy
[16:46] <khaki> ive had REALLY good luck with the MS one
[16:46] <khaki> but anyways
[16:46] <khaki> they matching sticks?
[16:46] <Merlin00> yes
[16:46] <khaki> like, both single sided etc
[16:46] <Merlin00> yeah
[16:46] <Merlin00> same exact sticks
[16:46] <khaki> did you try the mem test w/ both sticks in?
[16:46] <Merlin00> yes
[16:46] <khaki> weird..
[16:47] <Merlin00> I know...
[16:47] <Merlin00> :(
[16:47] <khaki> you happen to know what stop error it threw you?
[16:47] <Merlin00> IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL
[16:47] <Merlin00> I believe
[16:47] <khaki> happen to remmber the actual stop code?
[16:47] <khaki> STOP 0x000000??
[16:47] <Merlin00> I don't have it, but it should have logged it
[16:47] <Merlin00> that could be
[16:47] <khaki> the ?? determins the stop error
[16:47] <Merlin00> ah
[16:47] <khaki> i know it seems weird but
[16:48] <khaki> have you tried a dif PSU?
[16:48] <khaki> maybe the 2nd stick of ram is making it give up the ghost
[16:48] <Merlin00> I haven't tried a different PSU yet
[16:48] <Merlin00> don't have another one that big
[16:48] <khaki> i mean if you pass both single sticks in each slot
[16:48] <khaki> its gotta be board/psu
[16:48] <khaki> or something really jacked in widnows
[16:49] <khaki> you arent above like 3.2 gig or anything are you?
[16:49] <Merlin00> shutdown of this computer is: System Failure: Stop error
[16:49] <Merlin00> Reason Code: 0x805000f
[16:49] <Merlin00> I reinstalled windows to a different hard drive
[16:50] <Merlin00> same problems
[16:50] <Merlin00> 3.2gig of ram?
[16:50] <Merlin00> no
[16:50] <Merlin00> 1gb - 2x 512
[16:50] <Merlin00> Bugcheck String: 0x0000004e (0x00000099, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x000000
[16:50] <Merlin00> Comment: 0x0000004e (0x00000099, 0x00000000, 0x00000000, 0x00000000)
[16:50] <khaki> wow thats a fucked up error code
[16:50] <Merlin00> that's what I was hoping to hear
[16:51] <khaki> 2003?
[16:51] <Merlin00> yes
[16:52] <Merlin00> bah, CC bill this month: $ 1,865.86 02/06/08
[16:52] <Merlin00> wizeak
[16:53] <khaki> have you tried reading the dump?
[16:53] <Merlin00> I haven't
[16:53] <khaki> might give that a shot
[16:53] <khaki> maybe it will reference some kernel mode driver or something
[16:53] <Merlin00> I think I disabled the dump, I'll have to re-enable it
[16:53] <Merlin00> and cause the error again
[16:53] <khaki> you should only need the 64k minidump
[16:53] <Merlin00> well, I don't think it's any kind of driver
[16:53] <Merlin00> yeah
[16:54] <Merlin00> I cleared the CMOS by yanking the battery with it unplugged and installed
[16:54] <Merlin00> with no special drivers or anything
[16:54] <Merlin00> and still got a bluescreen after the windows install
[16:55] <Merlin00> that's with both sticks in there
[16:55] <khaki> wo
[16:55] <khaki> w
[16:55] <Merlin00> once I pulled the one stick, it had uptime of 24+ hours
[16:55] <Merlin00> otherwise with both in it fucks up about every 5 minutes
[16:55] <Merlin00> seems to be operating fine so far with the other single stick in there too
[16:56] <Merlin00> I tried a BIOS update (ironically enough) and my POS external floppy is br
[16:56] <khaki> you try single stick in both slots?
[16:56] <Merlin00> not yet
[16:56] <khaki> k
[16:56] <Merlin00> I haven't experimented with the other slot yet
[16:56] <Merlin00> but I will
[16:57] <khaki> would help determine if its a bad slot
[16:57] <Merlin00> true
[16:57] <Merlin00> you think a bad slot would cause a stop error?
[16:57] <Merlin00> I've never had this problem before
[16:59] <khaki> seems to be a common problem with no common answer
[17:00] <Merlin01> I missed whatever you might have said
[17:00] <Merlin01> [18:57] <khaki> would help determine if its a bad slot
[17:00] <Merlin01> [18:57] <Merlin00> true
[17:00] <Merlin01> [18:57] <Merlin00> you think a bad slot would cause a stop error?
[17:00] <Merlin01> [18:57] <Merlin00> I've never had this problem before
[17:00] <khaki> sure
[17:01] <Merlin01> hrm, ok
[17:01] <Merlin01> man, I have got to get this CC bill down next month
[17:01] <Merlin01> $2k/mo is no good
[17:01] <Merlin01> too much going out to eat I think
[17:03] <blk> http://www.scientology.net/
[17:03] <blk> http://www.scientology.org/
[17:03] <blk> good luck getting a response
[17:03] <blk> it's getting rocked hardcore
[17:03] <blk> the war against scientology is on :)
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] * Merlin00 was kicked by khaki (fag)
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] * khaki was kicked by MerlinWrK (khaki)
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] * Merlin00 has joined #microsoft
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] <Merlin00> if I swap it with the other one and still don't have
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] * khaki has joined #microsoft
[17:04] <thean> [19:50] <khaki> wow sorry
[17:04] <thean> hahahah
[17:04] <khaki> hah
[17:04] <khaki> yea
[17:04] <thean> who is rocking the scientologists?
[17:04] <khaki> just seen the join and firing off of questions
[17:04] <thean> had you gotten both clients, you would have been fine
[17:04] <Merlin01> true
[17:05] <thean> HOLY SHIT
[17:05] <thean> HOLY SHIT
[17:05] <thean> Leafs fire Ferguson; Fletcher is interim GM
[17:05] <thean> Leafs fire Ferguson; Fletcher is interim GM
[17:05] <thean> Leafs fire Ferguson; Fletcher is interim GM
[17:05] <thean> Leafs fire Ferguson; Fletcher is interim GM
[17:05] <thean> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:05] <Merlin01> omg!!!
[17:06] <Merlin01> I just got the biggest boner
[17:06] <Merlin01> well "biggest" is relative
[17:09] <blk> Project Chanology also know as Operation Chanology and Operation CoSplay is the
[17:09] <blk> ahaha
[17:09] <blk> fucking 4chan people
[17:10] <blk> i hope they atleast have some success
[17:10] <Merlin01> the scientologists in here are all logging your IP right now and sending a
[17:10] <Merlin01> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_i
[17:12] <blk> they can send a lawyer all they want
[17:12] <blk> lawyers are useless outside of a court
[17:13] <blk> and i've done nothing letigous :)
[17:14] <thean> depends if its a legit lawyer or not
[17:14] <thean> may show up with a baseball bat
[17:17] <blk> yeah, well, i have a sword
[17:17] <blk> BRING IT ON, TOM CRUISE!
[17:18] <Merlin01> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWn5pQRdzMk
[17:24] <Merlin01> http://menwholooklikelesbians.blogspot.com/
[17:40] <Merlin01> maybe I'll just try both sticks of ram, but in non dual-channel slots
[17:40] <Merlin01> just one in each of the first 2 slots
[17:40] <Merlin01> if it works, maybe I'll just forget about it
[17:41] <Merlin01> slight performance decrease, but ohwell
[17:45] <thean> shutup
[17:45] <Merlin01> :-O
[17:45] <Merlin01> your mother
[17:45] <thean> =D
[17:46] <Merlin01> you have no idea how incredibly stressed I've been about this server
[17:46] <Merlin01> if I can get it back up and running tonight, it'll be superb
[17:47] <thean> suck it up buttercup
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