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Session Start: Mon Jan 07 00:00:00 2008
Session Ident: #microsoft
[04:29] * scrimina1 is now known as scriminal
[04:55] <thean> hahahaha, I like the topic
[06:26] <khaki> hrmmmm
[12:19] * blk__ is now known as blk
[12:51] <cut_> http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-owned-by-desert-eagle.html
[12:52] <slakker> ahahah
[12:54] <blk> repost
[12:54] <blk> :)
[12:55] <scrim> wasn't so much being 75lbs as not being braced for it
[12:55] <cut_> you're a repost
[12:55] <scrim> probably should have fired a couple smaller guns first :)
[12:55] <justice> it stopped right before she fires
[12:55] <justice> my flash breaks so often
[12:55] <scrim> huh?
[12:55] <scrim> oh
[12:55] <cut_> hey manbeef
[12:55] <scrim> linux?
[12:55] <justice> no.
[12:55] <scrim> weird
[12:56] <cut_> Mozilla/5.0 (X11; U; Linux i686; en-US; rv:1.8.1.11) Gecko/20071127 Firefox/2.
[12:56] <cut_> wooooo!
[12:56] <justice> "let's watch that again"
[12:56] <justice> *crash*
[12:56] <justice> ...
[13:00] <term> next time please don't bother to paste a link unless the person shoots their f
[13:00] <term> thanks.
[13:00] <scrim> !google face shooting off
[13:00] <wasabi> DVD and VIDEOTAPE on Shooting Off Pass @ http://dickbshootingcamp.com/newvid
[13:00] <wasabi> http://video.aol.com/video-detail/deputy-will-not-face-charges-in-off-duty-s
[13:05] <Deluzion> http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/13492812.html Man, out on probation
[13:13] <Deluzion> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1116061deer1.html mugshot of the dee
[13:14] <cut_> he's not on myspace
[13:14] <blk> ahaha
[13:14] <blk> <blk> http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/13492812.html
[13:14] <blk> <blk> what in the fuck
[13:14] <blk> <blk> funny i don't remember reading about this when he was first arreste
[13:14] <blk> i didn't even see you pasted that in here
[13:14] <cut_> he looks like fez from that 70s show
[13:15] <blk> he looks like a native
[13:15] <blk> i bet his name is Fucks-With-DeadDeer
[13:15] <Deluzion> :)
[13:16] <blk> <blk> usually something like that doesn't slip by
[13:16] <blk> <blk> the 'michigan guy gets busted for having sex with his gf's dead dog
[13:16] <blk> remember that story?
[13:16] <blk> also posted on fark
[13:16] <blk> won top story of 2007 in it's category
[13:17] <Deluzion> hah, the court motion of his attorney quote the princess bride
[13:17] <Deluzion> yeah I remember that one
[13:18] <Deluzion> http://www.newwest.net/index.php/city/article/wisconsin_bestiality_case_ce
[13:18] <Deluzion> The accused, 20-year-old Bryan James Hathaway, also has a previous no-cont
[13:20] <blk> i guess it's the safest way with animals like that.. cause they're likely to re
[13:20] <blk> but still... like wtf
[13:20] <Deluzion> BitMicro has unveiled an 832GB NAND flash drive that will begin shipping l
[13:20] <blk> go and get a gf you fucking retards
[13:21] <blk> price: ~$2k-3k i
[13:21] <blk> er i'm guessing
[13:22] <blk> 20k i/o ops/sec though... holy fuck 8)
[13:23] <blk> i wonder what the operating lifetime is on that thing is though
[13:24] <blk> would suck if it's only like 24 months
[13:24] <blk> or less
[13:33] <cut_> No Undies Mondays on Boomerang
[13:33] <cut_> "Cartoon shorts featuring characters that do not wear pants"
[13:33] <cut_> sounds hot
[13:37] <blk> sounds gay... donald duck, carebears, chipmunks, rescue rangers, et. al.
[13:37] <blk> now if it were JEM i might be in :)
[13:38] <blk> but they never got naked
[13:41] <ADVY_> you sound gay
[13:41] * ADVY_ is now known as advy
[13:45] <advy> it's rainig all week
[13:45] <advy> 12 celsius
[13:45] <advy> holla
[13:45] <blk> !wz sarnia canada
[13:45] <wasabi> Sarnia, Ontario -- 4:45 PM EST Updated: 4:45 PM EST
[13:45] <wasabi> Temp: 58.8°F/15°C Humidity: 72%
[13:45] <wasabi> Conditions: Scattered Clouds Wind: (South) 2.7mph/ 4kmh
[13:45] <blk> :)
[13:45] <advy> nice
[13:45] <advy> so much for winter
[13:46] <blk> yay for global warming
[13:46] <advy> i wanted -30 all out freezing
[13:46] <rapha> Hi all!
[13:46] <advy> rapha are you black?
[13:46] <blk> wtf do you want cold for? cold sucks ass :\
[13:46] <rapha> Is it possible with Outlook Express 6 to get your IMAP emails for offline rea
[13:46] <rapha> As in skin color advy?
[13:47] <advy> yes
[13:47] <blk> i didn't think black people were allowed in germany
[13:47] <rapha> Ur, dunno
[13:47] <rapha> I hope not
[13:47] <rapha> Me, I'm white
[13:47] <blk> wtf
[13:47] <blk> ARE YOU A RACIST?
[13:47] <advy> yeah
[13:47] <cut_> are those those guys who drive race cars?
[13:47] <rapha> Show me somebody who forbids black ppl here and I'll visit that neonacist wit
[13:48] <rapha> So, you guys knowledgable at all about Outlook Express?
[13:48] <blk> do you hate jews as well?
[13:48] <advy> we do
[13:48] <advy> :D
[13:48] <rapha> Actually I hate nobody
[13:48] <cut_> how do you feel good about yourself?
[13:49] <advy> do you sit on your hand until it's numb, then jerk off with it?
[13:49] <advy> damn
[13:50] <advy> no answer
[13:50] <blk> guess not
[13:50] * advy sits on both of his hands
[13:50] <advy> hows torrents with bell blk
[13:50] <blk> one to jerk off with, the other to fist your ass.. so you can imaging you're ge
[13:51] <blk> dunno, dsl seems to be working fine now
[13:51] <advy> did i leave my webcam on last night
[13:51] <advy> ?
[13:51] <advy> full speed?
[13:51] <blk> except i still haven't called them to get back to 5Mb/s yet :\
[13:52] <blk> LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Stress brought on by the September 11 attacks in New Yo
[13:53] <blk> ahahaha
[13:53] <blk> what a crock of shit
[13:53] <blk> i'd like to see them give UNDENIABLE FACTUAL PROOF linking the two
[13:54] <blk> it's more likely due to americans being total fucking gatasses and eating too m
[13:54] <blk> fatasses too :)
[13:54] <advy> do you think obama is going to win
[13:55] <blk> it's too early to say
[13:55] <blk> the USA isn't really the kind of place that would elect a black man or a woman
[13:56] <blk> but people are pretty fucking pissed off towards any alternative to that right
[13:56] <blk> they'll pretty much do anything
[13:56] <advy> well, they voted for him in iowa or whatever
[13:56] <advy> i hear thats pretty white
[13:56] <advy> he'll obviously be crucified in the south
[13:56] <blk> iowa is a fucking backwoods hole though
[13:56] <advy> bo so willclinton
[13:57] <advy> yeah
[13:57] <blk> show me a win in texas or california
[13:57] <blk> or NY
[13:57] <blk> NY will be a tough state for obama and hillary
[13:58] <blk> for them dems, i'd want kucinich, even though he'd get assassinated in the firs
[13:59] <cut_> his wife is a babe
[13:59] <blk> for the reps, i'd want ron paul, even though he'd get assassinated in the first
[13:59] <advy> link?
[13:59] <cut_> she's babealicious
[13:59] <blk> yeah
[13:59] <cut_> if she were president
[13:59] <cut_> she'd be baberham lincoln
[13:59] <blk> a hot redhead
[13:59] <blk> she not too stupid either
[14:00] <blk> she's like a trophy wife with bonus
[14:00] <cut_> !image kucinich hot wift
[14:00] <wasabi> http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i205/RJOILER/kucinich08.gif | http://royau
[14:00] <cut_> !image kucinich hot wife
[14:00] <wasabi> http://roissy.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/dennis-kucinich-and-wife.jpg | htt
[14:00] <blk> but what the fuck would she do as first lady
[14:00] <blk> my guess is... a Burning Man in every state?
[14:01] <cut_> he has her tounge pierced too
[14:01] <blk> playboy photoshoot
[14:01] <blk> is what i'd like to see
[14:02] <blk> i think the reason why he married her is because he wants to be president, but
[14:02] <advy> i'd stick it in her pooper
[14:03] <advy> she obviously married for money and fame
[14:03] <advy> or something
[14:03] <blk> i'd stick it in all her holes, and videotape it while i bang her on the preside
[14:03] <advy> and he gets a hot chick on his arm
[14:03] <blk> then post the video on the net
[14:03] <advy> dood
[14:03] <advy> i wrap her up in saran wrap
[14:03] <advy> and cut out 3 holes
[14:03] <advy> booyaka
[14:04] <advy> brb
[14:04] <blk> jesus christ wtf.. when did you become japanese?
[14:04] <blk> :P
[14:04] <blk> http://www.physorg.com/news118937156.html
[14:04] <blk> ahaha
[14:04] <blk> most useless invention
[14:05] <blk> or maybe people want to listen to Slayer while tasering people
[14:05] <blk> The latest Taser - in a leopard print and costing $379.99 - "provides a persona
[14:05] <blk> ahaha
[14:05] <cut_> "dont tase me bro!" while phish is playing in the background
[14:07] <blk> man, i bet if that guy knew ahead of time that that would win the best phrase o
[14:08] <cut_> that wouldn't have won
[14:08] <blk> BCI.She-Ra.Princess.of.Power.1985.S1D6.NTSC.DVD9
[14:09] <blk> hey.. she-ra doesn't wear pants
[14:09] <blk> that's the whole point.. that it wouldn't have won
[14:09] <blk> it would have still been funny.. but he would have to get ridiculed for the res
[14:10] <blk> wouldn't
[14:45] * Disconnected
[14:45] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[14:45] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[14:45] * Topic is 'justice: http://www.nbc.com/American_Gladiators/bios/justice.shtml'
[14:45] * Set by cut_!cut@fo0.com on Sun Jan 06 22:26:18
[14:49] <DOS4GW> Hi, anyone got good experience with setting up MS Exchange?
[16:09] <khaki> A 10-year-old Mexican boy glued his hand to his bed to avoid going back to sc
[17:08] * slak is now known as rekkals
[17:20] <cut_> haha i thought that said head
[18:02] <blk> Anal.LooG.V6.9-Lz0
[18:02] <blk> RELEASE iNFORMATiON
[18:02] <blk> SOFTWARE NAME: ACDSee v9.0
[18:02] <blk> PROTECTiON: SERiAL CRACKER: TEAM Z.W.T
[18:02] <blk> RELEASE TYPE: KEYGEN SUPPLiER: TEAM Z.W.T
[18:02] <blk> RELEASE DATE: 2006-09-18 PACKER: TEAM Z.W.T
[18:02] <blk> lol
[18:02] <blk> someone fucked up
[18:20] <cut_> acdsee is such garbage now
[18:20] <cut_> ever since v4
[18:34] <thean> I use picasa
[18:34] <thean> and lightroom/elements for editing
[18:43] <dradvy> i use photoshop
[18:43] <cut_> http://de.fishki.net/pics/wypadki.jpg
[18:44] <justice> ad-v
[20:34] * justi is now known as JustiBrow
[20:34] * JustiBrow is now known as justice|
[20:53] <justice|> anyone here for a pokerstars tourney
[20:53] <justice|> anyone here for a pokerstars tourney
[20:53] <justice|> blk
[20:53] <justice|> blk
[20:53] <justice|> blk
[20:53] <justice|> blk
[20:54] <cut_> i will
[20:54] <cut_> how do you play poker?
[20:54] <justice|> it's real money
[20:54] <justice|> if you wanna play
[20:55] <cut_> hah no
[22:41] * blk is now known as tim
[22:44] * _elle is now known as elle
[22:53] * cock is now known as ]
Session Close: Tue Jan 08 00:00:00 2008