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Session Start: Fri Dec 28 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
[03:28] <st33n> is this a support chan?
[04:40] <eternal> "Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at
[04:51] <blk> visitor spacecraft my ass, it's Jesus, LOL!
[04:52] <eternal> Independence Day
[04:52] <eternal> great movie
[04:54] <blk> http://www.nihilism.ca/
[04:54] <blk> chenged my main page
[04:54] <blk> it's been months since i have :i
[05:02] <eternal> nice
[05:07] <despy> nice page
[05:07] <despy> ;/
[05:08] <eternal> sarcasm?
[05:08] <despy> no
[05:08] <despy> suckage for her
[05:08] <eternal> yeah
[05:08] <eternal> on a brighter note
[05:08] <eternal> I would father.. OR MOTHER.. will smith's children if I had to.
[05:08] <despy> HEH
[05:09] <despy> you'd have his ass baby?
[05:09] <eternal> pretty sure.
[05:09] <despy> lemme guess.. you watched i am legend
[05:09] <eternal> that, and Independence Day is on now.
[05:09] <despy> after seeing independence day i would have let him wreck my colon
[05:10] <despy> heh
[05:10] <eternal> I liked I am Legend.
[05:10] <despy> i havent seen it yet
[05:10] <despy> probably wont until PPV
[05:10] <eternal> and I just saw his "I'm poor and struggling" movie recently
[05:10] <despy> yea i didnt like that
[05:10] <eternal> go see it on the big screen
[05:10] <despy> it was slowwwww
[05:10] <eternal> it was slow, but GOOD acting
[05:11] <despy> its hard to get a babysitter heh
[05:11] <eternal> ahh
[05:11] <despy> yea he was great, but he could only be so great with the story
[05:11] <eternal> ID was such an orgasm movie though.
[05:11] <despy> oh yea
[05:11] <eternal> I mean.. it had commander Data in it, playing a head case
[05:11] <despy> i, robot was great too imho
[05:11] <eternal> and Will smith playing a hero
[05:11] <eternal> yeah it was
[05:12] <despy> i still watch fresh prince of bel air reruns :[
[05:12] <eternal> Yeah, I don't go that far
[05:12] <despy> lol
[05:12] <despy> not often, but a couple times a month
[05:12] <eternal> but I'll admit to having had the desire recently
[05:13] <despy> hes just a god *shrug*
[05:13] <despy> id totally let my wife do him
[05:14] <eternal> He's living proof that black people don't have to be niggers to be individu
[05:14] <despy> hells yea
[05:14] <despy> denzel did that too
[05:14] <eternal> Yeah..
[05:14] <despy> although will is much more of a distinct person
[05:15] <eternal> Will has alot more compassion and comes off alot more intelligent.
[05:15] <despy> and just plain fun too
[05:15] <eternal> yeah
[05:16] <despy> ahh.. the man-crush
[05:16] <eternal> respect
[05:17] <eternal> I don't think I'd care as much if he weren't black. It just impresses me b
[05:18] <despy> he definately leads by example. i imagine he has influenced some that would h
[05:18] <eternal> I know that sounds harsh, but this ghetto ebonics shit, and gang shit has t
[05:19] <despy> theres such a stigma for ones who try to buck it tho
[05:19] <despy> uncle toms, etc
[05:19] <despy> shitty
[05:19] <eternal> this "rebellion" against the "white man's" language via ebonics, and mis-sp
[05:19] <eternal> yeah
[05:19] <eternal> exactly
[05:20] <despy> its like walking into a big catholic church wearing a rabbi outfit
[05:20] <despy> or something
[05:20] <despy> thats the best i could come up with ;/
[05:20] <eternal> shouldn't be though. like that.
[05:20] <eternal> actually
[05:21] <eternal> it's more like walking into a university and telling the professors that th
[05:22] <despy> thats pretty true too hehe
[05:22] <eternal> it's like staffing an american call center with indians that don't speak mu
[05:23] <despy> heh yea
[05:24] <eternal> then.. add to the moronic rebellion the moronic lifestyle. Shit like "Gho
[05:25] <eternal> what the fuck.. this is smart. Yep. Let's make something that's not even
[05:26] <despy> hehe no kiddin
[05:26] <eternal> I don't understand why their goal is cultural destruction
[05:27] <despy> natures way of population control, perhaps
[05:28] <MerlinWrK> eminem named one of his songs "loose yourself"
[05:28] <eternal> Hah. I like when Will Smith "Borrows" the helicopter, and he says to the B
[05:28] <MerlinWrK> and then there is "buy you a drank"
[05:28] <eternal> Hey.. nigger is not a color
[05:29] <MerlinWrK> what word that starts with N and ends with R do you never want to call a
[05:29] <eternal> Nagger
[05:30] <MerlinWrK> Neighbor
[05:30] <eternal> HAH
[05:52] <justice> hi
[05:52] <justice> lol merlin
[05:52] <justice> topic
[05:52] <justice> lol
[05:52] <justice> my answer is: no, but if I'm active I will harass
[05:55] <eternal> same
[05:55] <eternal> Heh
[06:40] * schizo is now known as tehtis
[06:53] * irssi_ is now known as Deluzion
[07:04] <cut_> was 310 to yuma any good?
[07:29] <blk> Frdm won by checkmate!
[07:29] <blk> woot :)
[07:31] <blk> 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Nxe5 d6 4. Nf3 Nxe4 5. Nc3 Nxc3 6. dxc3 Be7 7. Bc4 O-O 8
[07:31] <blk> ^--pure ownage :)
[08:08] * schizo is now known as tehtis
[08:10] * tehtis is now known as thetis
[10:22] <elad`> "This error usually occurs because of macro security settings..."
[10:22] <elad`> I follow the instructions, but I still can't type n^2 in the equation editor
[10:33] <despy> becayse of macro security settings
[10:33] <elad`> Yes, but how come, even when I change the security settings to the lowest pos
[10:34] <despy> thats a feature
[10:34] <despy> It protects itself from having to think too hard
[10:34] <despy> its the new breed of Artificial Intelligence by Microsoft (c)
[10:34] <despy> It emulates the average user
[10:35] <despy> It started with that paper clip in Office
[10:35] <despy> Then the paper clip turned into the scientist
[10:35] <despy> now the scientist has taken over
[11:23] * scrimircs is now known as scrim
[11:23] * wasabi5 is now known as wasabi
[12:20] <MerlinWrK> http://russellsteapot.com/images/comics/2007/Image072.jpg
[12:22] <slakker> hahahaha
[12:22] <slakker> that's awesome
[13:49] * slakker is now known as slak
[14:11] <khaki> http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff50/xebeche_tzu/Ibelieve.jpg
[14:29] <cut_> ahah
[15:41] <gogojj> networking help questions weclome?
[15:41] <]> technical support is $79.99
[15:41] <gogojj> :)
[15:41] <]> all major credit cards accepted.
[15:42] <gogojj> 200 1456 4321 9887 exp 07 07 2997
[15:42] <gogojj> :)
[15:44] <gogojj> so i have two vista computers hook to the same network...when trying to tran
[15:46] <cut_> this pirate walked in to a bar
[15:46] <cut_> and the bartender goes "you have a steering wheel coming out of your pants"
[15:46] <cut_> and the pirate goes "yarrr. it's driving me nuts"
[15:48] <gogojj> i'm not a pirate.... i am actually downloading all the windows updates while
[15:48] <gogojj> funny joke thought
[15:49] <gogojj> thank you
[16:02] * Disconnected
[16:02] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[16:02] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[16:02] * Topic is '<nightcrow> do you guys just wait around to be pricks to people?'
[16:02] * Set by slakker!~slakker@sprint-ip-23.iserv.net on Thu Dec 20 10:32:16
[18:11] <blk> nikki No such nick/channel
[18:11] <blk> :\
[18:12] <blk> bot had over 400 days uptime
[18:13] <blk> and where the hell is that fag thean so i can gloat about my chess mastery :i
[18:13] <cut_> chess.houseofskark.net
[18:19] <gus> that fag is in cuba i think
[18:19] <gus> sunning himself with all his dudefriends at some gay resort
[18:19] <cut_> gitmo?
[18:20] <gus> we can only wish
[18:43] <blk> oh yeah, forgot he was going on that trip
[19:58] <surferboy> anyone able to helmp me out with sumthing with vista
[19:58] <]> technical support is $79.99
[19:58] <]> all major credit cards accepted.
[19:59] <surferboy> psh lol
[19:59] <]> psh lol: invalid result.
[20:00] <surferboy> sum1 has to be able to help me out
[20:00] <]> technical support is $79.99
[20:00] <surferboy> without paying
[20:00] <]> all major credit cards accepted.
[20:00] <surferboy> nice try
[20:00] <]> without paying: invalid result.
[20:00] <]> nice try: invalid result.
[20:01] <surferboy> asshole: CORRECT RESULT!!!!
[20:01] <surferboy> :)
[20:01] <]> that was kinda fun.
[20:01] <]> ;p
[20:02] <surferboy> :)
[22:10] * snax is now known as snaxisDTF
[22:18] * snaxisDTF is now known as snax
Session Close: Sat Dec 29 00:00:00 2007