Session Start: Tue Apr 10 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
[00:19] * r3dz is now known as r3d
[09:49] <karrotx_> hey, what are the important features in 2003 server?
[09:49] <karrotx_> mmc, and active directories?
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[12:43] <DenonSix> is there a better graphing application for sets of data than Excel?
[17:23] * vogel is now known as vogeltje
[19:20] <sgordon> im here for the gangbang...?
[19:20] <sgordon> MerkinWrK invited me...?
[19:21] <Merlin01> http://hope.rains.net/~weev/temp/funnelgirl.wmv
[19:22] <Merlin01> http://www.sublimedirectory.com/pod_archive/pod.jpg
[19:27] <Shyne-> anyone around here that has any knowledge of using microsoft access to do qu
[19:30] <Merlin00> Shyne-, access can do SQL queries
[19:30] <Merlin00> thats all I ever do
[19:30] <Shyne-> well see its school work.a.nd im not like trynna get someone to do my owrk..
[19:30] <Shyne-> ive got a mdf file..and im using design view.. to create it.. but once i mak
[19:31] * Merlin00 shrugs
[19:33] <Shyne-> ya haha thats the response i get when i say its school.. but i figure its th
[19:33] <Merlin00> actually, access should have a help file
[19:33] <Merlin00> with tutorials and examples
[19:37] <Shyne-> woww MerlinWrK
[19:37] <Shyne-> Merlin00**
[19:37] <Shyne-> thanksss alot... i dint relaize.. that their helpfile is better than google
[19:44] <Merlin00> yup
[19:44] <Merlin00> it's pretty good
[20:22] <risis> anyone w/ ce experience? i'm desperately trying to get an external modem work
[20:47] <risis> gprs modems not fun suddenly?
[20:48] <khaki> do we look like 1-800-MICROSOFT?
[20:48] <risis> is this a development channel?
[20:48] <khaki> no this is fucking irc
[20:48] <khaki> get a clue
[20:49] <risis> irc is an abstract concept you are using a concrete implementation based on i
[20:49] <khaki> did you connect to irc.microsoft.com ?
[20:49] <khaki> no?
[20:49] <khaki> then stfu and leave.
[20:49] <risis> what does any of that have to do with asking for help on a programmatic issue
[20:49] <khaki> because this isnt the place to ask for help for anything.
[20:50] <khaki> unless you need bukake help
[20:50] <khaki> advy is all over that
[20:50] <risis> the channel name typically indicates the topic, in this case i'm assuming fro
[20:51] <khaki> now you got your thinking cap on
[20:53] <risis> It's "Now you -have- your thinking cap on." btw
[20:53] <khaki> thanks mr grammar-nazi
[20:54] <khaki> maybe you should re-evaluate your assumption on what the concept of irc is.
[20:54] <risis> Well if you are going to take the high handed approach to things at least be
[20:54] <khaki> you forgot a comma
[20:54] <khaki> anyways
[20:55] <risis> That was a test, you pass.
[20:55] <khaki> ok, my turn
[21:03] <khaki> where is flames rip
[21:04] <khaki> i aint seen him in here in a while
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[21:10] * Topic is '<Diabol0s> holy christ... what the help'
[21:10] * Set by thean!thean@bas8-kitchener06-1242497347.dsl.bell.ca on Mon Apr 09 10:02:37
[21:49] <eterna1> who?
[23:42] <blk> .wz sarnia canada
[23:42] <wasabi> Sarnia, Ontario -- 2:42 AM EDT Updated: 2:37 AM EDT
[23:42] <wasabi> Temp: 31.9°F/0°C Windchill: 23°F/-5°C Humidity: 60%
[23:42] <wasabi> Conditions: Clear Wind: (ENE) 11.0mph/18kmh
Session Close: Wed Apr 11 00:00:00 2007