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Session Start: Fri Jan 26 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
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[01:08] * cut_ is now known as cut
[05:07] * _slakker is now known as slakker
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> 17:55 <@thean> Mannequin fetishist sentenced to prison after storefro
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> break-ins in Michigan
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> 17:56 <@thean> He was arrested in October after police in the Detroit
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> Royal Oak spotted him near a smashed storefront window
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> containing a mannequin wearing a French maid outfit.
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> 17:56 <@thean> FREE BeAsTaH!!
[06:13] <BeAsTaH> thanks for havin my back bro.
[06:14] <thean> hahaha =)
[06:28] <slakker> hahahah
[06:29] <slakker> http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=5958657
[06:41] <thean> Ottawa reaches $10M settlement with Arar
[06:41] <thean> Ottawa has reached a $10-million settlement with Maher Arar over Canada's rol
[06:41] <thean> damnit
[06:41] <thean> why cant I be deported and tortured?
[06:41] <thean> I wonder if that is tax free
[06:42] <khaki> damn canadian terrorists
[06:49] <arpa> .wz 19713
[06:49] <wasabi6> Newark, Delaware -- 9:49 AM EST Updated: 8:51 AM EST
[06:50] <wasabi6> Temp: 16°F/-9°C Windchill: 0°F/-18°C Humidity: 49%
[06:50] <wasabi6> Conditions: Clear Wind: (WNW) 16mph/26kmh
[06:50] <BeAsTaH> .wz mississisauga canada
[06:51] <BeAsTaH> .wz toronto canada
[06:51] <wasabi6> Toronto, Ontario -- 9:50 AM EST Updated: 9:50 AM EST
[06:51] <wasabi6> Temp: 6.8°F/-14°C Humidity: 71%
[06:51] <wasabi6> Conditions: Light Snow Wind: Calm
[06:51] <BeAsTaH> br
[06:52] <arpa> def bur
[07:11] <thean> w00f
[07:18] * MerlinWrK is now known as Melrin
[07:22] * Melrin is now known as MerlinWrK
[08:36] <Deluzion> A public treasurer in the Michigan county of Alcona stands accused of embe
[08:36] <Deluzion> Thomas Katona, the former Treasurer of Alcona County, was charged with nin
[08:36] <Deluzion> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/01/25/treasurer_accused/
[08:37] <scrim> ahahahah
[09:17] <arpa> .wz 19713
[09:17] <wasabi6> Newark, Delaware -- 12:17 PM EST Updated: 11:51 AM EST
[09:17] <wasabi6> Temp: 21°F/-6°C Windchill: 6°F/-14°C Humidity: 46%
[09:17] <wasabi6> Conditions: Scattered Clouds Wind: (West) 18mph/29kmh
[09:56] <term> wake up.
[09:59] <jenise`> boo
[10:00] <term> too late.
[10:00] <jenise`> fine.
[10:01] <eterna1> hi
[10:01] <jenise`> hello
[10:02] <eterna1> how's yew?
[10:04] <jenise`> terri's trying to melt me
[10:05] <terri> zesty.
[10:05] <jenise`> starbucks!
[10:05] <terri> YES
[10:05] <terri> bunker!
[10:05] <terri> ok, im done
[10:05] <jenise`> lol
[10:07] <term> you both need new jokes.
[10:07] <jenise`> true
[10:08] <jenise`> we have jokes, just none that include you
[10:08] <jenise`> and we like to include you
[10:08] <terri> :D
[10:08] <jenise`> because we're nice.
[10:08] <terri> there you have it
[10:09] <term> nice isn't the word i'd use
[10:09] <term> but ok
[10:09] <terri> lol
[10:09] <terri> what word would you use?
[10:09] <terri> does it start with a g?
[10:11] <term> only if assholes starts with a g
[10:11] <term> jkjkjkjk
[10:12] <terri> that is the word for you
[10:12] <terri> not use
[10:12] <terri> bitch please
[10:12] <Deluzion> it does start with a gif you're prefacing assholes to describe advy and b
[10:12] <terri> and im not jkjkjkjk ;p
[10:12] <Deluzion> g if even but yeah :)
[10:12] <terri> use s/b us
[10:13] * Deluzion yawns
[10:13] <Deluzion> how the fuck is it only quarter after 1?
[10:13] <terri> 10 here :D
[10:13] <khaki> http://www.zattevrienden.be/sfw/met_den_hummer_door_bagdad
[10:15] <eterna1> hah
[10:16] * eterna1 loves on terri
[10:16] <terri> aww :D
[10:16] * eterna1 displays the love.
[10:17] <eterna1> (and by love, I think we all know that I mean "jizz")
[10:17] <terri> lol
[10:17] <eterna1> which is a form of love. :)
[10:17] <terri> show me the love
[10:18] <eterna1> unf unf unf
[10:33] * BeAsTaH grabs bill and hugs
[10:39] <thean> midterm in one hour
[10:51] <justice> teany
[10:51] <justice> hi
[10:58] <eterna1> YAY
[11:11] <pastoral> hi peeps
[11:11] <pastoral> is it possible to downgrade from Windows 2003 Server ENT to Windows 2003 S
[11:12] <BeAsTaH> nope
[11:12] <khaki> http://www.lemonparty.org has nice instructions
[11:12] * BeAsTaH nods
[11:12] <thean> anything is possible for a fee
[11:14] * eterna1 is now known as wekcine
[11:17] * wekcine is now known as eterna1
[11:44] <Loki__> how can i get vista to stop creating a debug.txt in c:\temp or in c:\ - seem
[11:44] <scrim> don't use vista?
[11:45] <eterna1> that's my solution
[11:48] <MerlinWrK> aw
[11:48] <MerlinWrK> you should have told him to get a legitimate version of vista
[11:48] <MerlinWrK> the legitimate version doesn't do that
[12:11] <scrim> i wouldn't know
[12:11] <scrim> never used vista
[12:11] <MerlinWrK> well, I don't know either
[12:11] <MerlinWrK> but that would have been more fun
[12:11] * justice sits on beel
[12:11] <eterna1> hi hi
[12:11] <eterna1> have to leave in like 2 minutes to get my son from skool
[12:11] * _mia is now known as mia
[12:41] <advy> pos
[12:41] <advy> !
[12:41] <scrim> POS!
[12:42] <advy> how you doing today scrim
[12:43] * advy changes topic to '<slakker> I'll meat you at the slurp ramp'
[12:45] <scrim> doing ok
[12:45] <scrim> doing stupid shit
[12:46] <advy> ditto
[12:46] <advy> i'm cut pasting html
[12:46] <advy> :D
[12:46] <scrim> i'm trying to slipstream some drivers cause my boss is impatient and ibm suck
[12:48] <advy> werd
[12:48] <advy> why don't it nerds have a union
[12:49] <advy> strike
[12:49] <advy> strike
[12:49] <scrim> ahaha
[12:49] <scrim> we should
[12:49] <scrim> course i'm pretty much against that
[12:49] <scrim> i worked for a union once
[12:49] <scrim> hated it
[12:50] <Deluzion> it all depends on what union and shit
[12:50] <advy> yeah
[12:50] <advy> we wouldn't be like the auto union
[12:50] <Deluzion> I hated my last union job but at least the union did it's job and took car
[12:51] <Deluzion> An event billed as "Porn and Pancakes" is being hosted by a church in rura
[12:52] <Deluzion> nevermind the rest of the article, great line right there
[12:52] <Deluzion> bbiaf
[13:00] <scrim> wait, so do you or do you not get both porn and pancakes?
[13:08] * ren__ is now known as ren
[13:12] <Deluzion> no they're deceptive bastards, you get pancakes but it's a discussion on t
[13:15] <advy> i gotza fart
[13:31] <thean> well, I just got my highest mark on a midterm yet.
[13:31] <thean> if I didnt get 45/45
[13:31] <thean> I got 44/45
[13:32] <thean> and if I didnt get 44
[13:32] <thean> I definitely got something out of 45
[14:16] <advy> whatever nerd
[14:16] <advy> i just jerked off in a cup and gave it to someone
[14:16] <advy> :D
[14:45] <kawfee> oh yeah baby
[14:45] <kawfee> show it to me
[14:45] <kawfee> do me one more time
[14:45] <kawfee> hard
[14:45] <kawfee> make me SCREAM!
[16:20] * _prime is now known as prime
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[16:23] <justice>
[16:26] <justice> looool
[16:43] <blk> http://images19.fotki.com/v381/photos/8/871925/3646960/KFC-vi.jpg
[16:52] <justice> sup tim
[16:57] <blk> soup
[16:57] <blk> i just made me some bacon
[16:57] <blk> yummy :)
[17:01] <SHRIVES3> anyone try installing the windows Vista released online?
[17:01] <terri> no ha
[17:01] <terri> s
[17:01] <terri> you are the very first
[17:01] <SHRIVES3> what you mean by that
[17:02] <terri> im not sure really
[17:08] <thean> I thought blk was jewish?
[17:13] <thean> I have to go to a wedding tomorrow ffs.
[17:13] <thean> the upside is
[17:13] <thean> its not mine
[17:14] <}> haha
[17:14] <}> nice
[17:14] <thean> nice nick
[17:15] <thean> wanna fuck?
[17:16] <}> everyone loves my left pussy lip
[17:25] <blk> ATM Statistics
[17:25] <blk> Octets Cells Unicast Non-Unicast Total Dropped Errors Invalid Queued
[17:25] <blk> Tx 2099655 43742 23950 0 23950 5407 0 N/A 0
[17:25] <blk> Rx 49850045 1038542 40908 0 40908 0 0 0 N
[17:25] <blk> :((
[17:25] <blk> er
[17:25] <blk> damn tab chars
[17:25] <blk> ATM Statistics
[17:25] <blk> Octets Cells Unicast Non-Unicast Total Dropped Errors Invalid Q
[17:25] <blk> Tx 2099655 43742 23950 0 23950 5407 0 N/A 0
[17:25] <blk> Rx 49850045 1038542 40908 0 40908 0 0 0 N
[17:26] <thean> as in atm machines?
[17:26] <thean> I want in
[17:26] <blk> look at all that drop
[17:26] <blk> no, as in my DSL
[17:27] <blk> the S/N ratio isn't even near the minimum, and the attenuation is fine
[17:34] <justice> teany
[18:24] <blk> January 26, 2007
[18:24] <blk> Canadian Press
[18:24] <blk> Million dollar salaries paid to CEO's at government-owned electricity companies
[18:24] <blk> woot
[18:24] <blk> own those fags
[18:38] <johnsavv> Hi could someone please help me out here? I need a pdf file I need for RN
[18:38] <johnsavv> Please?
[18:38] <scrim> you can't really
[18:38] <scrim> ahah
[18:38] <scrim> for once being a dick and the truth lined up :)
[18:38] <terri> lol
[18:39] <bsdfreak> haha
[18:40] <bsdfreak> blk: in other news, Canadian energy CEO gets job with generous compensatio
[18:41] <bsdfreak> we seem to have a habit of overcompensating our CEOs in this country.
[18:41] <scrim> heh
[18:41] <scrim> just a bit
[18:41] <scrim> i have a whole issue of the economist devoted to it on my bathroom floor
[18:57] <thean> a million bucks aint that much for a CEO
[18:57] <scrim> true that
[18:57] <scrim> here they get like 100m
[18:57] <smash`> way weak
[19:07] <thean> economist
[19:07] <thean> thats some good reading
[19:07] <scrim> yeah
[19:07] <scrim> it's too much
[19:07] <scrim> eheh
[19:07] <scrim> i can't get through it befoer another comes
[19:07] <scrim> but it is pretty high quality
[19:07] <scrim> i feel smarter after i read it
[19:07] <thean> my mags sit on my bathroom floor too
[19:07] <thean> canadian business
[19:07] <thean> required reading for my classes
[19:08] <thean> otherwise, economist would prolly be there
[19:08] <thean> I think I got perfect or near perfect on my macro economics mid term =D
[19:09] <scrim> nice :)
[19:09] <scrim> and you thought you were doing bad
[19:09] <thean> I was. I lived it and breathed it since that horrible lecture
[19:09] <thean> and turned it around
[19:09] <scrim> cool
[19:10] <thean> if I can keep this up, getting in to law school will be a breeze.
[19:10] <scrim> eheh
[19:10] <scrim> nice
[19:10] <thean> I should get answer back to my mba application this week too
[19:10] <thean> heh
[19:11] <scrim> why do you want an mba AND a law degree?
[19:11] <scrim> wouldn't the law degree be enough?
[19:11] <thean> Mergers and Acquisitions.
[19:11] <thean> thats what I want to practice
[19:11] <thean> and MBA + Law is a powerful combination for that.
[19:12] <scrim> ahh ok
[19:12] <scrim> i'm sure there's good money in that
[19:12] <scrim> cause people are already throwing around billions
[19:12] <thean> its the most profitable sector of law =)
[19:12] <scrim> what's a few million for you
[19:12] <scrim> ahah
[19:12] <thean> ...but requires rediculous hours.
[19:12] <thean> its all about billable hours
[19:12] <scrim> yeah
[19:12] <scrim> fuck that
[19:12] <thean> tracked at 15 minute increments
[19:13] <scrim> i'll take a ok paying laid back job
[19:13] <thean> see, I have a plan.
[19:13] <scrim> i mean i'd like to own a nice condo in a downtown highrise with a view of the
[19:13] <scrim> but that requires 100 hour weeks
[19:13] <scrim> and fuck that
[19:13] <thean> I'll spend 5 years as a lawyer on bay street, make decent coin.
[19:13] <thean> get experience
[19:13] <thean> then go to Dubai, and make a fortune for another 10 years.
[19:13] <thean> then
[19:13] <thean> retire to my yacht
[19:14] <thean> and sail around the world
[19:14] <thean> until the fucker sinks
[19:14] <scrim> nice
[19:14] <scrim> take me with you
[19:14] <scrim> i know how to sail :)
[19:14] <scrim> i grew up on lake erie
[19:14] <thean> ok, but you better bring weed
[19:14] <thean> ohhh
[19:14] <scrim> had sailing lessons since like 10years old
[19:14] <thean> and your american!
[19:15] <scrim> yeah
[19:15] <thean> you can rbing guns!
[19:15] <scrim> sure thing
[19:15] <scrim> all us americans have at least 2 ak47s on haid
[19:15] <scrim> hand
[19:15] <thean> no way Im sailing around the world without guns
[19:15] <smash`> thean
[19:15] <thean> fucking pirates and terrorists
[19:15] <scrim> no shit, i wouldn't either
[19:15] <smash`> where do u live where uc ant have guns
[19:15] <scrim> canada
[19:15] <smash`> u cant have guns in canada
[19:15] <smash`> like in america
[19:15] <thean> with 15 permits
[19:15] <smash`> jeez
[19:15] <thean> and only single shot
[19:15] <thean> .22
[19:16] <thean> pretty much
[19:16] <scrim> but you're right, i'd have a few handguns, at least 2 shotguns and 1 assualt
[19:16] <smash`> anti tank missle
[19:16] <scrim> no
[19:16] <thean> do you have access to patriot missles?
[19:16] <scrim> you don't understand
[19:16] <smash`> haha
[19:16] <scrim> he's not wrong about pirates
[19:16] <thean> we could attach one to the hull
[19:16] <scrim> it's a real problem
[19:16] <smash`> i know hes not
[19:17] <thean> perhaps we can get some scuds from iraq
[19:17] <scrim> if they were serious, you're fucked
[19:17] <smash`> becarefull there's GERilla's in those woods boss.
[19:17] <scrim> but that would keep the yokels away at least
[19:17] <thean> see, I want a nice yacht
[19:17] <scrim> yeah
[19:17] <smash`> what size?
[19:17] <thean> one thats a million bucks on the inside
[19:17] <smash`> yachts eat gas
[19:17] <thean> but looks like shit from the outside
[19:17] <thean> dude
[19:17] <thean> SAILS
[19:17] <scrim> get a sailboat
[19:17] <thean> wtf
[19:18] <scrim> they're better anyway, assuming you're not in a hurry
[19:18] <smash`> my parents had a yacht those things like
[19:18] <thean> yachts are sailboats too
[19:18] <smash`> 500-1000 bucks a day
[19:18] <smash`> in gas
[19:18] <smash`> to not go anywhere
[19:18] <scrim> figure
[19:18] <thean> SAILS
[19:18] <thean> SAILS
[19:18] <smash`> i know
[19:18] <scrim> 55ft or so
[19:18] <scrim> nice benateau
[19:18] <scrim> or J
[19:18] <smash`> THATS A SAILBOAT NOT A YHEETTY
[19:18] <scrim> you could live on that fat
[19:18] <smash`> i want like a 75foot searay
[19:18] <thean> sailboats are yachts too f-tard
[19:19] <scrim> guy in my town had a 55 footer named canvas back
[19:19] <scrim> sweet boat
[19:19] <smash`> i like sail boats more
[19:19] <scrim> nicest thing i've seen
[19:19] <smash`> im not in a hurry
[19:19] <thean> I naming mine brokeback
[19:19] <smash`> to get anywhere
[19:19] <thean> still coming?
[19:19] <smash`> i wanna sail in the ocean
[19:19] <scrim> i mean it wasn't huge
[19:19] <scrim> just real nice lines
[19:19] <smash`> rivers are kinda boring
[19:19] <smash`> u gotta sail kuz u run into the sides of river otherwise
[19:19] <thean> wtf sails a river?
[19:20] <smash`> um
[19:20] <smash`> big rivers
[19:20] <thean> still
[19:20] <thean> wtf sails a river?
[19:20] <scrim> thean - for a trip around the world, you can name it The Good Ship Analfistin
[19:20] <thean> Ive seen it done in a canoe
[19:20] <smash`> well
[19:20] <smash`> the river is huge man
[19:20] <thean> scrim: you should track down a movie called berzerk
[19:20] <scrim> i've sailed in a river
[19:20] <smash`> it goes to the ocean
[19:20] <thean> its the norweigan kid
[19:20] <scrim> it's a bitch
[19:20] <scrim> you have to tack every 2 minutes
[19:20] <thean> who inherits his grandfathers sail boat
[19:20] <smash`> yeah
[19:20] <thean> never sailed before
[19:20] <smash`> always tacking
[19:20] <thean> and goes to antartica
[19:21] <smash`> haha
[19:21] <scrim> unless you get real fucking lucky
[19:21] <scrim> ehe
[19:21] <scrim> one time we carried the spinaker 1/2 way down the river
[19:21] <scrim> ppl were freaking ehehe
[19:22] <smash`> rivers kinda suck
[19:22] <smash`> iw anan get drunk
[19:22] <smash`> and stoned
[19:22] <smash`> and have sex
[19:22] <smash`> while boat just goes
[19:22] <smash`> guess i should just hire a cpt
[19:22] <scrim> ahah
[19:22] <scrim> dude
[19:22] <scrim> Herman the Helmsman
[19:22] <smash`> haha
[19:22] <scrim> you can totally autopilot a sailboat
[19:22] <smash`> and bar tender
[19:22] <scrim> they make things for it
[19:22] <smash`> but they dont serv drinks
[19:23] <scrim> it's got a wind vane and a gps built in
[19:23] <smash`> i kno =P
[19:23] <scrim> it goes where you need to
[19:23] <scrim> oh ok
[19:23] <smash`> but like if ur totally fucked up
[19:23] <scrim> you're right it doesn't serve drinks
[19:23] <scrim> but i can do that :)
[19:23] <smash`> haha
[19:23] <thean> yeh, my boat will have autopilot
[19:23] <thean> one person runnable rig
[19:23] <scrim> capt scrim will hook you up :)
[19:24] <thean> haha
[19:24] <thean> and I want viking shields
[19:24] <scrim> ahaha
[19:24] <smash`> capt'n make it happen
[19:24] <scrim> ok
[19:30] <thean> you think the pirates would fuck with that?
[19:30] <thean> I think not.
[19:30] <scrim> ahah
[19:30] <scrim> it would attract attention
[19:30] <scrim> which seems like a bad idea
[19:32] <thean> no seriously, I need the shields
[19:32] <thean> Im of viking descent
[19:32] <scrim> that's cool
[19:33] <scrim> i'm not against them aside from the attention thing
[19:36] <thean> yeh
[19:36] <thean> but we'll pick up all teh chicks
[19:37] <thean> even the hairy ones from distant foreign lands
[19:37] <scrim> ahaha
[19:38] <smash`> we could get the hot chicks and take them for scuba
[19:38] <thean> in rivers?
[19:39] <scrim> that sounds better than hairy chicks
[19:39] <smash`> thean
[19:39] <smash`> u dont really take them scuba diving
[19:39] <smash`> thats too risky
[19:39] <smash`> just go scuba diving inside them
[19:39] <scrim> IT'S LIKE ASKING A CHICK TO COME SEE YOUR ETCHINGS
[19:39] <scrim> DUH
[19:39] * scrim draws a picture
[20:51] * justice stabs a scrim
[21:47] * _passwd is now known as passwds
[21:56] * KanY0n is now known as KanYon
[22:12] <blk> .wz sarnia canada
[22:12] <wasabi6> Sarnia, Ontario -- 1:12 AM EST Updated: 1:00 AM EST
[22:12] <wasabi6> Temp: 34°F/1°C Windchill: 27°F/-3°C Humidity: 87%
[22:12] <wasabi6> Conditions: Overcast Wind: (South) 8mph/13kmh
[22:12] <blk> damn, a lot warmer that the -12 BS lastnight w/ -20 windchill
[22:22] <smash`> .wz 97229
[22:22] <wasabi6> Portland, Oregon -- 10:22 PM PST Updated: 9:53 PM PST
[22:23] <wasabi6> Temp: 32°F/0°C Humidity: 92%
[22:23] <wasabi6> Conditions: Clear Wind: Calm
[22:23] <smash`> .wz government camp , or
[22:23] <wasabi6> Government Camp, Oregon -- 10:23 PM PST Updated: 9:53 PM PST
[22:23] <wasabi6> Temp: 30°F/-1°C Windchill: 26°F/-3°C Humidity: 88%
[22:23] <wasabi6> Conditions: Clear Wind: (ESE) 4mph/ 6kmh
[22:25] <eterna1> *burp*
[22:25] <eterna1> Who here has seen Pan's Labyrinth?
[22:30] <blk> i'm gonna wait for a dvd screener of that
[22:30] <blk> not gonna bother with cams or ts's
[22:31] <blk> gonna have to dump this shit dsl and get something better before i can get it t
[22:32] <khaki> Pans.Labyrinth.NTSC.DVDSCR.DVDR-iND
[22:32] <khaki> dunno what this is
[22:33] <eterna1> yeah
[22:33] <eterna1> I have the "For your consideration" version
[22:33] <blk> nice
[22:34] <khaki> lesse what else i got layin here
[22:34] <blk> someone needs to get that and put it on a FTP somewhere for us to leech :D
[22:34] <khaki> Pans.Labyrinth.SUBBED.PROPER.DVDSCR.XViD-HLS
[22:34] <blk> i can leech fine from FTP, but i can't do the torrent thing for shit
[22:34] <blk> torrents make my line drop 25% of everything
[22:34] <khaki> ;\
[22:34] <blk> subbed?
[22:35] <blk> fucked that :)
[22:35] <eterna1> yep It's in italian
[22:35] <khaki> yea i think that iND is a russian dvdr
[22:35] <khaki> with english line in
[22:35] <khaki> but there is no nfo file
[22:35] <eterna1> It's worth the watch
[22:35] <blk> i should just find the NTSC DVDr on a pub torrent site and leech the fuck out o
[22:35] <khaki> where is your shell?
[22:37] <blk> <blk> o god damnit
[22:37] <blk> <blk> ping me
[22:37] <blk> <blk> and you'll see what torrents do to me
[22:37] <blk> *** Disconnected
[22:38] <khaki> ?
[22:55] * BReligion is gone.. autoaway after 90 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
Session Close: Sat Jan 27 00:00:00 2007