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Session Start: Wed Jan 24 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
[00:00] * Disconnected
[00:00] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[00:00] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[09:23] * schizo- is now known as sch|zo
[10:16] <shaye> hi, how can I do it so whenever I send an email/reply to an email, that I wil
[10:17] <MerlinWrK> set up a rule
[10:17] <scrim> press F1
[10:17] <scrim> thinking is so hard
[10:17] <scrim> no one ever does it
[10:17] <MerlinWrK> F1 works too
[10:36] <blk> 'Signed by Bill Gates himself'
[10:36] <blk> heh, sure it is
[10:49] * juneebug is now known as junee_
[12:00] * junee_ is now known as juneebug
[13:38] <wassa> anyone know if there is an MS Access Channel?
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> _,-%/%|
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> _,-' \//%\
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> _,-' \%/|%
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> / ) __,-- /%\
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> \__/_,-'%(% | %)%
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> %\%, %\
[13:40] <BeAsTaH> '--%' I bet wassa LOVES the cock...
[13:41] <sch|zo>      O
[13:41] <sch|zo>     ( )
[13:41] <sch|zo>     / \ I bet wassa is a fatty...
[13:41] <serg> who doesnt
[13:41] <serg> its ok to love cock wassa
[13:41] <serg> many do
[13:41] <wassa> well wipe the sweat from my brow
[13:41] <wassa> glad you do to serg
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[13:43] <slakker> :(
[13:43] <slakker> BUT IT WAS FOR WASSA
[13:44] <wassa> exit
[13:45] <slakker> haha
[13:46] <serg> wtf
[13:47] * schiz0 is now known as sch|zo
[13:49] <j2000> hi
[13:49] <sch|zo> hi
[13:50] <j2000> anyone know MS Word well? when i type --- and press enter i get a horizontal
[13:51] <Deluzion> it's a piracy prevention measure recently implemented
[13:51] <j2000> yeah right! :P
[13:51] <serg> die parate!
[13:51] <serg> you will never get the spanish gold
[13:51] <serg> NEVER
[13:52] <serg> NEVER NEVER NEVER
[13:52] <serg> go away!
[13:52] <serg> you wont get any of my gold
[13:52] <j2000> how do u work that out?
[13:52] <serg> pirate
[13:52] <serg> Spanish gold is MINE
[13:52] <serg> you cant have it pirate
[13:53] <j2000> my place of work does not use pirated software
[13:53] <slakker> knowingly
[13:53] <serg> damn pirate
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[13:53] <sch|zo> i wish i had a parrot
[13:53] <sch|zo> on my shoulder
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> _
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> <O)
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> ( \
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> v
[13:53] <BeAsTaH> 8======D BeAsTaH gives sch|zo teh bird.
[13:53] <serg> hell ya
[13:53] <j2000> avast scoundrels!
[13:53] <Deluzion> I'll shit on your shoulder for you instead
[13:53] <sch|zo> and make it say pick-up lines towards BeAsTaH
[13:53] <serg> i want to be a pirate
[13:53] <serg> take spanish gold
[13:54] <serg> and shit
[13:54] <BeAsTaH> hahah
[13:54] <sch|zo> me too
[13:54] <serg> rape and pillage
[13:54] <sch|zo> and kill
[13:54] <serg> 1st rape
[13:54] <serg> then kill
[13:54] <sch|zo> then rape again
[13:54] <sch|zo> :x
[13:54] <serg> having sex with dead body is not as warm
[13:54] <serg> only in summer
[13:54] <sch|zo> well you need to do it quickly
[13:54] <sch|zo> just after you killed
[13:54] <slakker> you can warm it in the oven
[13:54] * slakker nods
[13:54] <serg> quite true
[13:55] <serg> you got a brain
[13:55] <serg> you want to be in my crew?
[14:34] * _werd is now known as werd
[16:22] <asdflkj34> anyone know where i can get cheap refurbished laptops?
[17:24] <downer> What is the filesize of SP2 for WINXP?
[17:24] <cut> only about a million billion bytes
[17:25] <terri> have you seriously not heard of google?
[17:25] <downer> mirc is just as good as google, but with sarcasm
[17:26] <cut> you're a mirc
[17:26] <terri> so if we dont use mirc, we cant answer, because we dont exist?
[17:26] <downer> see? hahaha
[17:27] <terri> i think it is a gazillion bazillion bytes
[17:27] <downer> no, its like google if you cant find the answer, it doesnt treat you like th
[17:27] <terri> do those other channels actually offer help?
[17:28] <terri> i could give a fuckless what the answer is
[17:28] <terri> or else i would google
[17:29] <downer> ahaha thats why i like asking questions here. see, google wont cuss at you e
[17:30] <terri> bastards.
[17:30] <terri> if you tried hard enough, they would
[17:30] <whore> google won't ddos you either
[17:30] <whore> sure you wanna keep it up?
[17:30] <whore> ;x
[17:30] <whore> hi terri <3
[17:30] <terri> tee hee
[17:30] <whore> -Vae
[17:30] <whore> but in a whorish mood!
[17:30] <whore> ;x
[17:30] <downer> google: 'no results found" mirc: "fuck you i wont answer the question"
[17:30] <terri> hey you sexy whore.. yeah i had to whois you
[17:30] <terri> ;p
[17:31] <whore> haha
[17:31] <whore> ;p
[17:31] <terri> are you babysitting a nick again whore?
[17:31] <terri> hmm babysitting isnt quite the right word
[17:31] <whore> google: 'no results found" mirc: "fuck you i wont answer the question" vae: "
[17:31] <terri> !
[17:31] <whore> yep
[17:31] <terri> he wouldnt ask.
[17:31] <whore> buddies botnet dropped
[17:31] <whore> he grabbed slut
[17:31] <whore> i grabbed whore
[17:32] <terri> o
[17:32] <whore> and im not giving it back!
[17:32] <whore> :p
[17:32] <terri> so its a friendly hold of a nick ;)
[17:32] <whore> until he gets pissed off that I won't get off it
[17:32] <whore> yep
[17:32] <whore> ;x
[17:32] <terri> ;p
[17:33] <terri> downer, do those other channels actually help ppl?
[17:33] <cut> other channels? you mean theres more channels than just #microsoft?
[17:33] <downer> no. as stated earlier, f u go use google
[17:33] <terri> lol
[17:34] <downer> so channels like that are hipocrite at best
[17:34] <downer> as is this one
[17:34] <terri> way.
[17:34] <cut> your mother is a hipo
[17:35] <downer> 'feel free to ask a question here" ....hahahaha
[17:35] <cut> (yes i know i forgot the other p)
[17:35] <downer> anyways have a good one fucktards...late
[20:36] <eterna1> yay xanax
[20:36] <eterna1> yay xanax overdosing. :P
[20:37] <scrim> that's not as much fun
[20:37] <eterna1> well
[20:37] <eterna1> not like
[20:37] <eterna1> hospital OD
[20:37] <eterna1> but over-prescribed dosing
[20:38] <scrim> ah
[20:38] <scrim> yeah xanax seems easy to get
[20:38] <serg> hehe
[20:38] <serg> funny
[20:39] <serg> i am reading ripper log
[20:39] <serg> rite now
[20:42] <scrim> I told you I was hard core!
[20:42] <madsnax> shut
[20:42] <madsnax> your
[20:42] <madsnax> face
[20:42] <serg> scrim: that's the one
[20:42] <serg> hehehe
[20:43] <scrim> shut your fucking face uncle fucker!
[20:43] <scrim> good night
[20:43] <serg> night scrim
[20:43] <serg> :(
[20:45] <eterna1> har
[20:45] <eterna1> har
[21:25] * _prime is now known as prime
[21:35] * BReligion is gone.. autoaway after 90 min ..[cyp(l/on.p/on)]
Session Close: Thu Jan 25 00:00:00 2007