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Session Start: Tue Jan 23 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
[00:00] * Disconnected
[00:02] * Attempting to rejoin channel #microsoft
[00:02] * Rejoined channel #microsoft
[00:02] * Topic is 'http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Ultimate-Numbered-Signature/dp/B000M2WP
[00:02] * Set by thean!~thean@bas1-kitchener06-1096648081.dsl.bell.ca on Sun Jan 21 06:02:55
[01:11] * Adeel is now known as [A]deel
[03:09] * schizo- is now known as sch|zo
[05:03] <thean> holy crappers
[05:03] <thean> http://www.cbc.ca/cp/Oddities/070122/K012206AU.html
[05:22] <scrim> ahahah
[05:22] <scrim> what's sad is that someone will buy that
[09:52] <neph> hmm
[09:53] * neph pokes terri
[09:54] <neph> that works too
[09:54] <neph> ty sir
[09:54] <BeAsTaH> :)
[10:33] <MerlinWrK> some people just don't understand how computers work: "Copy of Copy of Co
[12:30] <BeAsTaH> why's junee banned?
[12:32] <scrim> i think it's a desync
[12:33] <BeAsTaH> there were bans in the bots though, on perm
[12:33] <BeAsTaH> weird
[12:33] <BeAsTaH> sys0p using tha thost?
[12:33] <scrim> oh?
[12:33] <scrim> hrm
[12:34] <BeAsTaH> seem to be gone now though
[12:34] <scrim> yeah, i msged her to try again
[12:35] <BeAsTaH> what are you wearing?
[12:36] <scrim> just a thong, but it's on my foot
[12:36] <BeAsTaH> you know what I like...
[12:36] * BeAsTaH gets weak
[12:36] <scrim> eheh
[12:37] <advy> hh3hh3h3
[12:38] <BeAsTaH> advy, my street whore
[12:39] <advy> sup B
[12:39] <BeAsTaH> nada bud, you?
[12:39] <advy> boredom
[12:39] <BeAsTaH> I hear ya
[12:39] <advy> been busy @ work lately, but not today
[12:40] <BeAsTaH> I have some things I have to do, I'm just avoiding it.
[12:40] <advy> i miss cybersexing with your wife all day at work in #eatmybeef
[12:40] <advy> i mean
[12:40] <advy> i miss cybersinx with you all day
[12:40] <scrim> ahah
[12:40] <advy> baby
[12:41] <BeAsTaH> hahaha
[12:41] <BeAsTaH> www.beastah.ca/nude_wife.jpg
[12:42] <scrim> ahah
[12:42] <advy> damnit
[12:42] <advy> i totally unzippe
[12:42] <scrim> advy's all there with his pants down furriously clicking
[12:42] <BeAsTaH> scrim, whats the cl to see hits on a file?
[12:43] <scrim> you have to have access to the apache logs
[12:43] <scrim> grep nude-wife.jpg /var/log/httpd-access.log
[12:43] <scrim> should work
[12:43] <scrim> or wherever the log is
[12:43] <advy> man people are fucked up
[12:44] <advy> Nina Louise, who was 5 foot 3 and 112 pounds, and a female friend were eventua
[12:44] <advy> According to those documents, which have not been proven and aren't evidence i
[12:44] <advy> a sledgehammer?
[12:44] <advy> she was like 13
[12:44] <advy> .
[12:44] <scrim> did she live?
[12:45] <advy> nope
[12:45] <scrim> i mean it does'nt seem likely
[12:45] <scrim> yeah :(
[12:45] <advy> well, i hear guys who rape and kill women get pretty good treatment in jail
[12:46] <advy> so hopefully for the next 20 years, these guys get a few broomsticks stuck up
[12:47] <scrim> likely so
[12:47] <BeAsTaH> I don't have access to the logfile
[12:47] <BeAsTaH> it's in ~/weblogs/
[12:47] <scrim> :(
[12:47] <scrim> wait
[12:47] <scrim> it's in your dir
[12:47] <scrim> so you have access
[12:47] <BeAsTaH> ya
[12:47] <scrim> or should
[12:47] <BeAsTaH> its' not giving me a result
[12:47] <scrim> hrm
[12:47] <BeAsTaH> "" ~/weblogs: grep ~/public_html/nude-wife.jpg ~/weblogs/mhixzibitioncom-a
[12:47] <scrim> no no
[12:47] <scrim> just the filename
[12:47] <scrim> not the whole path
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> jesus
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> it's huge
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> ...
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> HUGE.
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> hahaha
[12:48] <BeAsTaH> can I sum it for just a #?
[12:48] <scrim> yes
[12:49] <scrim> grep -c blah blah
[12:49] <scrim> will give a count
[12:49] <BeAsTaH> "" ~/weblogs: grep -c nude_wife.jpg ~/weblogs/mhixzibitioncom-access_log
[12:49] <BeAsTaH> 120
[12:50] <scrim> eheh
[12:50] <BeAsTaH> thats hilar
[12:51] <scrim> all that from today?
[12:51] <BeAsTaH> all historic
[12:53] <BeAsTaH> al my pics, have like, 10 hits...
[12:53] <BeAsTaH> but, nude wife...
[12:53] <BeAsTaH> gets a shitload....
[12:53] <slakker> all from me
[12:53] <slakker> errr
[12:53] <advy> nude wife, not nude brother
[12:54] <advy> cock knocker
[12:54] <slakker> both?
[12:54] * slakker smacks advy
[12:54] <BeAsTaH> hehehe
[12:54] <advy> hey beast
[12:54] <advy> so as of today we need a passport to cross into the us right
[12:54] <advy> border crossings
[12:54] <advy> ?
[12:54] <BeAsTaH> ya man
[12:55] <slakker> only by air
[12:55] <BeAsTaH> all crossings
[12:55] <BeAsTaH> nuh uh
[12:55] <slakker> yuh huh
[12:55] <BeAsTaH> oh, maybe yer right
[12:55] <slakker> of course I'm right
[12:55] <slakker> <- American
[12:55] <slakker> ;)
[12:55] <advy> so i can still drive across
[12:55] <slakker> yes
[12:55] <slakker> speaking of
[12:55] <slakker> I better start working on getting a passport
[12:55] <scrim> for now, only by air, soon for land and sea as well
[12:56] <advy> slakker you don't need one
[12:56] <advy> go north to the sault
[12:56] <slakker> no
[12:56] <scrim> yeah but you do to get back
[12:56] <slakker> I'm flying next time I come
[12:56] <advy> ahh
[12:56] <advy> scrim, you can walk across
[12:56] <advy> :P
[12:56] <slakker> and staying with BeAsTaH's wife
[12:56] <slakker> er
[12:56] <slakker> I mean BeAsTaH
[12:56] * BeAsTaH looks at slakker.
[12:56] <slakker> TEEHEE
[12:56] <scrim> sure i can get on my dad's boat and go across lake erie too
[12:57] <advy> no im serious, it's a bridge connecting the two sides
[12:57] <advy> underneath is studio 69
[12:57] <advy> :P
[12:57] <advy> it's a ripper bar obviously
[12:57] <advy> with not much talent
[12:57] <advy> :\
[12:58] <BeAsTaH> no quebec import rippers?
[12:58] <advy> no, they work at platinum
[12:59] <advy> and theres another place called mistys
[12:59] <advy> but you gotta be a steel worker
[12:59] <advy> or part of the mob
[12:59] <advy> pretty much the cops come ther eeveryday at closing time
[12:59] <advy> :P
[12:59] <advy> good times
[13:00] <slakker> heh
[13:03] <scrim> HEH
[13:03] <scrim> er
[13:03] <scrim> heh
[13:03] <scrim> what's a ripper?
[13:03] <advy> ur mom
[13:03] <MerlinWrK> mmm, scrim's mom
[13:03] <scrim> oh
[13:04] <scrim> i bet that bridge has an armed american guard now btw
[13:04] <advy> who knows
[13:04] <advy> up north, it's a tiny river that splits the sides
[13:05] <scrim> cool
[13:05] <advy> in the summer at the ymca we canoe across, or wind surf
[13:05] <advy> when i was a kid
[13:05] <advy> so it's not exaclty the atlantic ocean
[13:05] <advy> :P
[13:05] <advy> and all the boats go across 24/7
[13:05] <advy> to fill up on gas
[13:06] <advy> lemme see if i can find a pic
[13:08] <advy> http://www.city.sault-ste-marie.on.ca/csd/reccult/boardwalk.htm
[13:08] <advy> you can see the bridge in the first shot
[13:08] <scrim> oh yeah, i can imagine
[13:08] <scrim> i remember sailing up the detroit river as a kid
[13:08] <scrim> and running from port to starboard going
[13:08] <scrim> "now i'm in america!, now i'm in canada!"
[13:08] <scrim> eheh
[13:08] <advy> 2nd shot, the bikes is the canuck side, probably the widest part of the river
[13:08] <advy> haha
[13:08] <advy> :\
[13:12] <junee> hi :)
[13:13] <advy> a/s/l
[13:13] <slakker> juneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejuneejunee
[13:13] <junee> advy: asl
[13:13] <junee> slakker!!!!
[13:13] <advy> howya doing hot pants
[13:14] <slakker> junee!!!!!!!!!!!
[13:15] <junee> i'm okay advy
[13:15] <junee> how about you?
[13:20] <advy> bored@work
[13:20] <advy> whats new
[13:20] <advy> btw hexen smells
[13:20] <junee> nothing much just around
[13:20] <advy> o.O
[13:24] <BeAsTaH> :)
[13:26] * slakker hugs BeAsTaH
[13:34] * BeAsTaH humps slakker slowly, smoothly
[13:38] <slakker> I just finished
[13:42] <BeAsTaH> 4 mins after I did...
[13:42] <slakker> hahahha
[13:42] <slakker> you're so damn sexy
[13:43] * BeAsTaH flexes
[13:47] <n00b357> poop
[13:56] <slakker> hahahaha
[13:56] <slakker> man, stupid parents are the worst
[13:56] <slakker> WORST
[13:59] <scrim> stupid parents raise stupid kids who become stupid parents :(
[14:28] * junee is now known as junee_
[14:28] * neph is now known as junee
[14:28] * junee is now known as neph
[14:31] * junee_ is now known as juneebug
[16:40] <smash-> hahahah
[16:40] <smash-> TERRI
[16:41] <smash-> hahahahahahahahaha
[16:44] <terri> wha?
[16:44] <terri> did you mean thean?
[16:44] <smash-> jennsi
[16:44] <smash-> myspace picture
[16:44] <smash-> of the ninja turtle
[16:44] <terri> haha :)
[16:44] <smash-> is fucking halarious
[16:44] <jenise`> lol
[16:45] <jenise`> :D
[16:45] <terri> thats her in the middle!
[16:45] <terri> she is a rockstar
[16:45] <terri> my son is pissing me off
[16:45] <terri> a guy posts something on my myspace
[16:46] <terri> and he has to bully them
[16:46] <terri> haha
[16:46] <smash-> a guy posts something on who's myspace?
[16:46] <smash-> he can try bully me
[16:47] <smash-> im 5'2 95 lbs
[16:47] <terri> mine
[16:47] <smash-> haha
[16:47] <smash-> oh
[16:47] <smash-> thats his job
[16:47] <terri> go to my comments and read the top 2
[16:47] <terri> =\
[16:47] <smash-> kinad
[16:47] <terri> its cute
[16:47] <smash-> tell him to grow up
[16:47] <terri> but annoying
[16:48] <smash-> is ur sons name turtle?
[16:49] <smash-> nah i think what he said was apropriate
[16:49] <terri> no
[16:49] <terri> its my other son in the ninja turtle pic
[16:49] <smash-> http://www.hbo.com/entourage/cast/character/turtle.html
[16:49] <terri> OH
[16:49] <terri> haha
[16:49] <terri> hang on
[16:51] <smash-> im trying to find a picture of turtle
[16:51] <smash-> with a blunt in his mouth
[16:51] <smash-> ur son should apply for a stunt double
[16:52] <terri> i know turtle
[16:52] <terri> so the other son, not the one that commented?
[16:53] <terri> errrr
[16:53] <jenise`> matt doesn't look like turtle =\
[16:53] <terri> too skinny
[16:53] <smash-> haha
[16:53] <smash-> jenise
[16:54] <smash-> im just fuckin around
[16:54] <jenise`> oh
[16:54] <smash-> kinda does htough
[16:54] <jenise`> my older brother kinda looks like turtle though
[16:54] <jenise`> lol
[16:54] <terri> that kid has enough blunts in his mouth to
[16:54] <smash-> with blunt in his mouth
[16:54] <terri> tho
[16:54] <smash-> i looked at the pics
[16:54] <smash-> in the person who comment
[16:54] <smash-> u was talkin about
[16:54] <terri> k
[16:54] <terri> yeah, that is the youngest, matt
[16:56] <terri> he does kinda look like turtle
[16:56] <terri> haahha
[16:56] <smash-> hahahaha
[16:57] <smash-> i told u
[16:57] <smash-> kinda
[16:57] <smash-> needs more blunts
[16:57] <terri> ha
[19:15] <Goldskull> i have recovered from yet another hostmask change.. (new cable company)
[19:17] <bsdfreak> heh
[19:17] <bsdfreak> that's always a lot of fun
[19:17] <bsdfreak> i remember going from arlington cable -> @home -> att -> comcast
[19:17] <bsdfreak> all in the span of about 2-3 years
[19:19] <Goldskull> att --> private --> moved from chicago to texas.. time warner ---&g
[19:19] <bsdfreak> heheh damn
[19:19] <bsdfreak> hopefully grande cable is better than time warner
[19:19] <bsdfreak> i know rr can suck..
[20:55] * ubersnax is now known as madsnax
[23:52] * ingenio_ is now known as ingenio
Session Close: Wed Jan 24 00:00:00 2007