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Session Start: Sun Jan 21 00:00:00 2007
Session Ident: #microsoft
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[00:00] * Topic is 'Microsoft Vista on sale starting 1/30/07 | happiness is: not having to turn on
[00:00] * Set by terri!~terri@cpe-76-169-103-179.socal.res.rr.com on Fri Jan 19 21:54:33
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[04:15] <smash-> shit
[04:15] <smash-> o well
[04:16] <smash-> that server sucks
[04:16] * smash- changes topic to 'zippp '
[05:52] <thean> wtf
[05:55] <thean> HAKER!
[06:03] * thean changes topic to 'http://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Windows-Ultimate-Numbered-Signatu
[06:29] * eternal_ is now known as eterna1
[06:35] <hikenboot> hello all I am not sure I have the right channel for this..but has anyone
[06:35] <hikenboot> thru the dhcp api
[06:36] <hikenboot> i am trying to run a microsoft dhcp server and a bind server.. the bind s
[06:36] <hikenboot> while the microsoft one is not to touch those mac addresses
[06:54] <thean> do you like to hike?
[07:05] <hikenboot> yes all the time
[07:05] <thean> www.thewaystation.ca
[07:05] <hikenboot> hiked enough times to have done the whole appalacian mountain trail from
[07:05] <thean> I was supposed to hike Wonderland the August..
[07:06] <thean> but trail is closed due to the flooding
[07:06] <hikenboot> sorry for my ignorace but where is that?
[07:07] <thean> Mount Rainier. Washington.
[07:08] <thean> so now Im going to cash all my air miles and do Machu Pichuu and kilimanjaro
[07:08] <thean> not real wilderness...
[07:08] <thean> but oh well
[07:11] * justice_ is now known as justice
[07:18] <hikenboot> wow you are a real outdoors man I dont do those kinds of hikes ...too da
[07:19] <thean> naw, its not dangerous. just takes experience.
[07:20] <thean> in fact, its nothing. I want to climb mountains
[07:20] <thean> heh
[07:20] <thean> and even that is not dangerous with proper skill
[07:21] <cut> i've hiked to 13,700 ft before
[07:22] <cut> the air is thin up tharr
[07:22] <thean> nice. I've never done high altitude yet. Rainier was supposed to be the fir
[07:22] <thean> I'll get that in peru and africa tho
[07:22] <thean> it'll just be different
[07:22] <thean> ie. Im not surviving with everything I can carry.
[07:22] <hikenboot> well thats great but I see on tv the stories of experience climbers getti
[07:22] <thean> I'll have fucking porters
[07:22] <thean> yes, thats extreme
[07:23] <thean> and thats people who push far beyond their experience and skill
[07:23] <thean> and those who push forward when they should clearly turn back
[07:23] <thean> no doubt climbing attracts that type
[07:23] <thean> but that is a fraction of them
[07:23] <hikenboot> what about that experience two climbers that just died not like 2 or 3 we
[07:24] <hikenboot> you wouldnt know anyone who could write code for the DHCP server api?
[07:24] <thean> my climbing partner used to, until he died
[07:24] <hikenboot> sorry to here that ..did he die climbing
[07:26] <hikenboot> listen man i have to step out have to drop someone off...I hope to talk w
[07:26] <thean> yes, it was rather tragic. he went to uhm, use the facilities, and he squatt
[07:27] <thean> they say the force of his wind blew the snow pack
[07:27] <thean> and swoosh
[07:27] <thean> he was flushed down the mountain
[07:28] <hikenboot> oh damn sorry to here that
[07:30] <hikenboot> i climbed up mt washing ton in mass once. it was -50 with the wind chill
[08:43] * sch|zo is now known as schizafk
[09:08] <bsdfreak> heh
[09:08] <bsdfreak> that sounds rough
[10:35] <IG-882> how many copies of this limited edition are available, a million?
[10:50] <IG-882> if i buy the Vista Ultimate upgrade DVD do I get 2 "full" versions of Vista
[11:02] <IG-882> does anyone know if the family discount plan keys will be linked together in
[11:22] <nirvweow> if anyone knows anything about keyboards and drivers, would you take a mom
[11:23] <scrim> yeah, keyboards don't need drivers, if your's thinks it does, it's broken
[11:23] <nirvweow> except for the multimedia buttons that I'm using
[11:24] <scrim> fuck those buttons, learn keyboard shortcuts you lazy cunt
[11:24] <nirvweow> you can't use them when playing a pc game that already takes lots of short
[11:25] <scrim> there's 105 keys on the board, your game needs them all?
[11:25] * nirvweow grabs a fistful of scrim's shirt
[11:25] <nirvweow> listen asshole. have you ever played world of warcraft?
[11:25] <scrim> no, why the fuck would i do that
[11:25] <nirvweow> dude
[11:25] <scrim> only mold covered basement dwellers do that
[11:26] <nirvweow> not being able to skip tracks or pause phil hendrie while playing a game i
[11:26] <scrim> playing wow is terrible enough, i see your delima
[11:26] <scrim> !google site:satanservice.com suicide
[11:26] <wasabi> Sorry, no search results were found.
[11:26] <scrim> !google satan service suicide
[11:26] <wasabi> Taking Life on the Web: A case report on @ http://www.virtualmed.netfirms.co
[11:26] <nirvweow> yeah
[11:26] <nirvweow> great advice you cock straddling panda fucker
[11:26] <scrim> may i suggest an alternative :)
[11:26] <nirvweow> why don't you reinstall The Sims: Hot Date
[11:27] <scrim> i never played that either
[11:27] <nirvweow> oh you're so full of shit
[11:27] <nirvweow> in fact
[11:27] <scrim> sorry, no, i perfer real people
[11:27] <scrim> prefer too
[11:27] <nirvweow> if i had a full body cast made of you, and shit in it every day until it w
[11:28] <scrim> i mean i tried to fuck my computer once, but it all ended in tears and electr
[11:28] <scrim> maybe you'll learn some day
[11:28] <scrim> maybe not
[11:28] <cut> scrim you need a www.fu-fme.com
[11:28] <cut> i already have the fme part
[11:28] <scrim> and you'll wind up grafted to your chair
[11:28] <scrim> hey cut :)
[11:28] <scrim> ahah
[11:29] <nirvweow> scrim's computer chair is a 7' tall naked black man
[11:29] <scrim> i wish
[11:29] <scrim> they said they were boarding at 2:30, but i see no people getting on
[11:29] <scrim> only wankers bitching about their connections
[11:29] <nirvweow> Efnet, IRC--BUSINESS WIRE--January 21, 2007- nirv, a leading distributor o
[11:30] <cut> wow
[11:30] <cut> thats the lamest thing i've seen
[11:30] <scrim> if you put this much effort into downloading drivers
[11:30] <cut> in a really long time
[11:30] <scrim> you'd be jerking off to goblin tits by now
[11:30] <nirvweow> don't insult me, just help me out or shut that sewer under your nose you s
[11:30] <nirvweow> t
[11:30] <cut> too bad efnet is a non profit orginaztion
[11:30] <nirvweow> got it, fag?
[11:30] <nirvweow> GOT
[11:30] <nirvweow> IT?
[11:31] <scrim> non profit, non incorporated, non organized
[11:31] <scrim> is that all you have?
[11:31] <scrim> ahaha
[11:31] <vaesima> nirv
[11:31] <vaesima> heh
[11:31] * vaesima flexes
[11:31] <scrim> hah
[11:31] <scrim> ok
[11:31] <scrim> plane boarding for real
[11:31] <scrim> hasta
[11:31] <vaesima> <3 scrim
[11:32] <cut> wow he's in mn
[11:32] <cut> i should run over and shit on his doorstep
[11:32] <cut> bye scrim
[11:32] <cut> dont go 9/11 on us
[11:48] <niccos> heh
[12:00] <[_]Dird> is there anywhere on efnet i can get help for MS access?
[12:00] <[_]Dird> want a field to automatically change its status (warranty) to expired wen i
[12:02] <smash-> that svery easy to do
[12:02] <smash-> simple if
[12:02] <smash-> you have to set it to say valid too
[12:02] <smash-> and then set it to expire aswell
[12:02] <smash-> if this then that else dothis
[12:02] <[_]Dird> hmm
[12:02] <smash-> u know vba?
[12:03] <[_]Dird> nope
[12:03] <smash-> its some silly spaggeti code
[12:03] <smash-> u can pay me in weed to write it
[12:03] <smash-> haha
[12:03] <[_]Dird> i have 3 examples of sql from another unit
[12:03] <[_]Dird> i had a guess by doing that
[12:03] <smash-> o yeah u can do sql too
[12:03] <[_]Dird> IIf(Now()>tblWarranty!End_Date,"Expired")
[12:03] <smash-> um sure
[12:04] <[_]Dird> no luck tho
[12:04] <smash-> hrm
[12:04] <smash-> that kinda seems wrong
[12:04] <smash-> i just wokeu
[12:04] <smash-> p like
[12:04] <smash-> 4 min ago
[12:04] <[_]Dird> :o
[12:04] <smash-> i can barely see though
[12:04] <smash-> maaybe i need to hit the bong
[12:06] <nirvweow> Efnet, IRC--BUSINESS WIRE--January 21, 2007- nirv, a leading distributor o
[12:06] <smash-> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[12:06] <smash-> what a junky
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[13:58] * ren__ is now known as ren
[14:26] <[_]Dird> i want a field to automatically change its status (warranty) to expired whe
[14:27] <MrRick> yep
[14:28] <MrRick> is this for some illegal software?
[14:29] <[_]Dird> heres my db to help make it more clear http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.ph
[14:29] <MrRick> k
[14:29] <MrRick> sec
[14:29] <[_]Dird> lol?
[14:29] <[_]Dird> illegal software?
[14:30] <MrRick> yeah
[14:30] <MrRick> are you trying to get a work around for an expiring software?
[14:30] <[_]Dird> no lol
[14:30] <[_]Dird> db for college
[14:30] <MrRick> you think that's funny?
[14:30] <[_]Dird> teachers have no clue
[14:30] <MrRick> you have no idea the type of idiotic questions that people ask so they can p
[14:31] <thean> and students are the worst offenders
[14:31] <[_]Dird> :{
[14:32] <thean> and I'd hate to have to settle for a smaller yacht, all because we helped stu
[14:33] <[_]Dird> well my db is there :p
[14:33] <[_]Dird> some guy said about datediff
[14:34] <[_]Dird> do ppl use coding in access for illegal software?
[14:41] <cut> you're a ppl
[14:43] <[_]Dird> huh?
[14:43] <[_]Dird> i want it to work like If Date() > ExpirationDate then set status as exp
[14:44] <thean> you want what to work like If Date() > ExpirationDate then set status as e
[14:45] <[_]Dird> i want a field to automatically change its status (warranty) to expired whe
[14:45] <thean> what do you mean?
[14:48] <[_]Dird> we're doing a database @ college for a company providing warranty on produc
[14:58] <cut> but what if its not technically expired
[15:01] <[_]Dird> wat do u mean?
[15:03] <[_]Dird> ive changed it now
[15:03] <[_]Dird> text with active as the default setting
[15:03] <[_]Dird> text box*
[15:04] <[_]Dird> is it something like IIf(now()>tblWarranty!End_Date,"Expired") ?
[15:20] <[_]Dird> ;[
[15:25] <thean> damn
[15:25] <thean> I was just going to give him the answer
[15:51] <mPulse> is the centrino dual core 64bit?
[17:09] <thean> Im so fucked in macroeconomics.
[17:09] <thean> 3 weeks in, and I'm so lost
[17:10] <thean> therefore macroeconomics is gay
[17:10] <scrim> how hard can it be?
[17:16] <thean> yeh, I know, I feel stupid =D
[17:16] <thean> everyone told me this was a bird course too
[17:16] <thean> le sigh
[17:16] <scrim> isn't it all supply and demand?
[17:16] <thean> that micro
[17:16] <scrim> interesting
[17:16] <scrim> what is it then?
[17:16] <thean> aggregate expenditure
[17:16] <thean> desired income
[17:17] <thean> desired consumption
[17:17] <thean> desired investment
[17:17] <thean> marginal consumption rate
[17:17] <thean> marginal savings rate
[17:17] <thean> average consumption rate
[17:17] <thean> average savings rate
[17:18] <thean> affect that investments, expectations, income, blah blah have on aggregate ex
[17:18] <thean> and a bunch of shit I can't even begin to explain.
[17:18] <thean> fuckings graphics, ratios, fucktarded diagrams
[17:19] <thean> that all equal *YAWN* and yabba dabba wtf did you just say?
[17:19] <thean> I got 55% on the multiple choice self test.
[17:20] <thean> Thats how much I know.
[17:20] <thean> after lectures and many hours of study.
[17:20] <thean> and I presume that because this is week 3, that this is the basics.
[17:21] <mPulse> thean
[17:22] <mPulse> do u know anythin bout intel's centrino line?
[17:23] <thean> dude, my brain is friend, I'm talking like daffie fucking duck right now
[17:23] <thean> I dont know shit about shit
[17:23] <thean> but generally, no I dont =)
[17:35] * slakker is now known as rekkals
[17:38] <thean> just got a pep talk from my prof, I'm feeling somewhat less like an idiot now
[17:38] <thean> somewhat
[17:38] <thean> but definitely still in idiot range.
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[20:47] <david`> Question, anyone know how, or can point me to a how-to, sync your outlook ca
[23:03] * Nocilis is now known as Silicon
Session Close: Mon Jan 22 00:00:00 2007