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Session Start: Mon Sep 11 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #html
[00:04] <drapelyk> can someone help me with this?
[00:05] <cassius_b> whats problem?
[00:05] <drapelyk> I'm trying to make a form that uses 3 checkboxes and for each individual o
[00:06] <drapelyk> I think it's pretty simple right?
[00:06] <cassius_b> taht sounds like ajax
[00:07] <cassius_b> so u mean you click a checkbox and a text box below it reacts?
[00:07] <drapelyk> If I check checkbox1 it outputs "Pants" If I check checkbox2 it outputs "
[00:07] <drapelyk> yeah
[00:07] <drapelyk> click a textbox and it puts some text into a textbox
[00:07] <cassius_b> and it outputs it on the same page
[00:07] <drapelyk> yeah
[00:07] <cassius_b> that my friend is ajax
[00:07] <cassius_b> or javascript
[00:07] <drapelyk> ok
[00:08] <cassius_b> do you know anything about those topics?
[00:08] <cassius_b> you need to try #javascript
[00:08] <cassius_b> cause that question is out of my knowledge
[00:08] <drapelyk> haha, i'm there, you just left
[00:08] <cassius_b> try #javascript
[00:08] <drapelyk> no one will answer my question
[00:08] <drapelyk> ok
[00:08] <drapelyk> thanks
[00:09] <cassius_b> make your question as specific and as explanatory as possible
[00:09] <cassius_b> detailed
[00:09] <drapelyk> ok
[00:09] <cassius_b> paint a picture man, cmon
[00:09] <cassius_b> :)
[00:23] <Nocd> apperently when I was gone someone made <h1> DISABLED ON EVERY FUCKING T
[00:23] <Nocd> I couldn't figure out what was wrong
[00:23] <Nocd> maybe it's the server
[00:45] <DRailed> hi
[01:17] <DRailed> Could anyone here suggest A good Blog ?
[01:17] <trovster> WordPress?
[01:19] <DRailed> That's what I was thinking
[01:19] <DRailed> :)
[01:19] <DRailed> My cable line died , and wish someone could sideload the latest nightly
[01:20] <evo^> i hate blog sites
[01:20] <DRailed> evo^ me too this is for experimenting with flash , I'm building A blog made
[01:20] <trovster> heh.
[01:20] <evo^> nice
[01:20] <trovster> you're kidding, right?
[01:21] <DRailed> nope
[01:21] <evo^> :D
[01:21] <trovster> I fuck.
[01:21] <trovster> Oh fuck*
[01:21] <trovster> heh
[01:21] <DRailed> Hopefully I can get someone to upload the latest WP nightly to my XMG accou
[01:22] <DRailed> I was thinking having something like http://www.IKNow.ca , for the beggini
[01:23] <trovster> Oh it's getting better... Flash. Blog. Splash-screen
[01:23] <DRailed> Maybe someone could XFer some stuff ....In exchange for some hosting space
[01:24] <DRailed> nespa ?
[01:25] <DRailed> I've got 40Gig's avail with unlimited transfer and any code support BTW
[01:25] <DRailed> Or maybe I shouldn't use A nightly at all ?
[01:30] <Fuzzy76> any? Then I'd go with Lisp or Prolog if I were you.
[01:32] <DRailed> Prolog isn't my style , never heard of Lisp
[01:33] <DRailed> I'll look into it
[01:33] <DRailed> But like I said...
[01:33] <DRailed> I'm building A blog made comepletely with flash
[01:33] <DRailed> Thats my goal
[01:56] <Fuzzy76> So basically you're building a blog that require a proprietary browser plug
[01:57] <Fuzzy76> oh, and makes the back/forward buttons that 95% of people use when browsing
[01:57] <Fuzzy76> sounds like a good idea :-}
[01:58] <fastlight> hahahahaijhoheowqhnojahoahesoajhoajhhahahahah
[01:58] <fastlight> shoot my kak
[02:08] <DRailed> Fuzzy76 Who said it was going to be proprietary ?
[02:09] <DRailed> Sounds to me like your system can't handle it ;)
[02:10] <Fuzzy76> all flash plugins are proprietary software. There are a few open-source plu
[02:10] <DRailed> Who 's to say I won't release an API
[02:10] <Fuzzy76> and even though the swf format is open, it's still the property of Adobe an
[02:10] <DRailed> Who the fuck are you to say anything ?
[02:10] <Fuzzy76> I wasn't talking about your blog software, I'm talking about the Flash plug
[02:11] <Fuzzy76> I'm just stating the obvious
[02:11] <DRailed> Well Why don't you keep your mutha fuckin mouth shut
[02:11] <DRailed> k
[02:11] <Fuzzy76> haha
[02:11] <Fuzzy76> talk about intelligent argument :)
[02:11] <DRailed> Yup
[02:12] <Fuzzy76> Making websites in Flash isn't that different to making a website as a down
[02:12] <DRailed> Why don't you read what I wrote entirely before you critisize eh ?
[02:13] <fastlight> hohoho
[02:13] <DRailed> I've been A UDRP since 97 I think I know A thing or two about accesibility
[02:14] <DRailed> k , Read then come back and 002
[02:14] <trovster> Fuzzy76: You love this channel, don'tchya
[02:14] <Fuzzy76> no, you don't
[02:14] <trovster> I'd have much more fun if I could still op
[02:14] <DRailed> yes , i do :)
[02:14] <fastlight> people who make flash presentations have delusions of fame
[02:15] <DRailed> Well then leave me to my delusion , but I will still use whatever platform
[02:15] <fastlight> it is a common problem
[02:15] <Fuzzy76> sure
[02:16] <DRailed> So I suppose Sugo Yasuto is delusional ?
[02:16] <DRailed> I suppose Coda Hale is delusional ?
[02:16] <fastlight> arigatoo gozaimasu!
[02:16] <Fuzzy76> I think I'll make a blog as macros in a word-document, and then I'll embed
[02:16] <DRailed> I suppose the makers of 2Advanced are del .. ?
[02:17] <Fuzzy76> sure they are
[02:18] <Fuzzy76> They make sites that require a proprietary browser plugin, is completely un
[02:18] <DRailed> Well then you know what Fuzzy..
[02:18] <Fuzzy76> That's making the web a crappier place for all, if you ask me.
[02:18] <fastlight> oyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahoooyahooo
[02:18] <DRailed> If there delusional , and are making more money than Anand Lal Shimpi and E
[02:18] <Fuzzy76> Sure
[02:18] <DRailed> Any day.
[02:18] <fastlight> i need sugar
[02:19] <Fuzzy76> so does Britney Spears, but I wouldn't call her a genius either
[02:19] <fastlight> gimme
[02:19] <DRailed> WTF Does Britney Spears have to do with anything ?
[02:19] <DRailed> Fuzzy I think you should go back to bed man.
[02:19] <fastlight> she needs sugar
[02:20] <fastlight> she needs sugar.
[02:20] <DRailed> And her kids need sugar too :)
[02:20] <Fuzzy76> She's a good analogy. Just because someone is successful and popular doesn'
[02:21] <DRailed> Well that's A matter of opinion.
[02:21] <Fuzzy76> Heck, Earnest sold millions of movies. But that Oscar's still pretty far aw
[02:21] <DRailed> Well hey , And im sure the millions in record sales she would clearly give
[02:21] <DRailed> .
[02:22] <DRailed> Let me ask you something , how many years of Web DEVELOPEMENT do you have ?
[02:22] <DRailed> Just in IT scene alone ?
[02:23] <DRailed> Probably not more than say 5 or 6 or maybe 7 ?
[02:24] <DRailed> I've been creating API's since 1995 I think im entitled to A tad more of A
[02:24] <Fuzzy76> my first html page was done in '96
[02:24] <Fuzzy76> but experience doesn't mean shit
[02:25] <trovster> What the HELL is with the A and A and A ?
[02:25] <Fuzzy76> if you fail to grasp the most basic concepts of accessibility, someone shou
[02:25] <DRailed> Well even tho I'm not A gramar notzi I like to capitilize my A's ,
[02:25] <Fuzzy76> and what the fuck does api creation got to do with web accessibility and us
[02:26] <DRailed> Accessibility is for the weak and weary , if your either you shouldn't own
[02:26] <DRailed> k ?
[02:26] <trovster> Fuzzy76, leave it, he's a fucking troll
[02:26] <Fuzzy76> that's like saying I've got 20 years experience building a/c adapters for k
[02:27] <DRailed> You would be surprised what you pickup allong the way. ")
[02:27] <DRailed> ^
[02:27] <Fuzzy76> heh
[02:27] <Fuzzy76> actually, I'm surprised how little you've obviously picked up along the way
[02:28] <Fuzzy76> oh well :)
[02:28] <Fuzzy76> nothing's like a good argument to start my monday :p
[02:41] <moosr> has anyone used actinic?
[02:41] <fakey> if i want semantic html, do i have to use the <h1> ?
[02:43] <trovster> heh.
[02:43] <trovster> Yes...
[02:43] <trovster> A level one heading
[03:21] * jotnene is now known as sephental
[04:43] * SmilybOrg is now known as SmilyOrg
[05:31] <Munky^^> http://s-1.com/ips/IPS9.jpg I'm trying to create that layout, so that the
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[05:49] * Topic is 'Google First. No Dreamweaver, Frontpage, Myspace, eBay or CMS! Paste links, not
[05:49] * Set by strategy!blah@c-68-39-6-126.hsd1.nj.comcast.net on Fri Sep 08 12:02:03
[07:12] <Sir_woody> hi
[07:45] * Camembert is now known as Two9A
[08:01] <jackwack> hi
[08:01] <jackwack> i need dedicated with 1000 ips
[08:01] <jackwack> $
[08:01] <jackwack> msg me
[08:43] <DraFt> what language are the webpages coded in that the files dont have an extention
[08:54] <Arrakis> DraFt pretty much any server side langauge can do that
[08:58] * abs- is now known as abs
[08:59] <DraFt> php cant
[08:59] <Arrakis> sure it can
[08:59] <trovster> heh
[08:59] <DraFt> you need to use a php extention on the end of each file
[08:59] <Arrakis> pretty much any server side langauge can do it
[09:00] <trovster> rewriterule getquota getquota.php [nc,l] ooooh!
[09:00] <DraFt> huh
[09:01] <DraFt> i will google it
[09:01] <DraFt> aww you just add the argument to your htaccess
[09:02] <DraFt> thanks
[09:33] <kreeme> hey anyway to go to a specific page of pdf with either a popup or embedded p
[09:44] <strategy> kreeme, yeah, #page=X
[09:44] <strategy> I think.
[09:44] <strategy> www.google.com search for pdf link to specific page.
[09:50] <kreeme> word. thank you ;)
[10:20] <kreeme> its weird. that works like 50% of the time. the other 50% it just shows a bl
[10:20] <TERM1N4TE> has anyone tried/used/publised with adobe golive?
[10:20] <kreeme> i used it ass long ago it was pretty cool.
[10:21] <kreeme> no idea what the new one looks like
[10:21] <Two9A> Hold on, what's kreeme doing here
[10:21] <TERM1N4TE> oh.. my work wants to decide either to buy dreamweaver or golive
[10:21] <kreeme> omg
[10:21] <kreeme> haha i see you in the weirdest channels 29a ;)
[10:21] <Two9A> I'm in every channel, kreeme.
[10:33] <Arrakis> ?
[10:33] <ChrisF-> hello
[10:35] <ChrisF-> for a site I'm working on, I want to have boxes with a heading like "top st
[10:35] <ChrisF-> I want to do this correctly from the beginning so if experts have any advic
[10:35] <FMJaguar> the only issue is accessibility IMO
[10:36] <FMJaguar> i use divs with a h3 or so, h1 to me implies a main page title
[10:36] <ChrisF-> oh I see
[10:36] <ChrisF-> I was thinking if I used a header tag, I could just style it with a backgro
[10:37] <FMJaguar> you an do that with any tag
[10:37] <ChrisF-> on my personal site for real estate, someone commented before that I have t
[10:37] <strategy> thre's no need to use a <div> around a <H> tag.
[10:37] <ChrisF-> yeah
[10:37] <FMJaguar> but my take is that since it's a header it should be a h# tag so people wi
[10:37] <strategy> you should only have one H1 per page.
[10:38] <FMJaguar> but h1 implies the topmost header
[10:38] <ChrisF-> that's what I'm thinking... but it's ok to use say h3's
[10:38] <strategy> sure.
[10:38] <ChrisF-> great, thanks
[10:38] <FMJaguar> i don't know why they even made h1-h6
[10:38] <ChrisF-> it took me a while to learn css for layout and now my quirks seem to be whi
[10:38] <FMJaguar> i would think something like <h level=#... would be beter
[10:39] <FMJaguar> someone put that in the w3c suggestion box
[10:40] <trovster> Heh.
[10:40] <trovster> <section><h> is in XHTML2, btw
[10:40] <FMJaguar> nice
[10:40] <trovster> So no more incorrect nesting...
[10:43] <[-AI-]> how come vbulletin use Tables and not CSS?
[10:43] <[-AI-]> same with phpbb
[10:44] <ChrisF-> it's really amazing how many sites use css
[10:44] <ChrisF-> er
[10:44] <ChrisF-> tables
[10:44] <[-AI-]> loads do.
[10:44] <[-AI-]> some look stunning, you check the source and its <tables>
[10:45] <ChrisF-> the whole reason I'm doing this site right now is because a friend outsourc
[10:46] <[-AI-]> what site you doing and can i view the site your friend did please
[10:58] <ChrisF-> not yet
[10:58] <ChrisF-> I haven't begun
[11:09] <BunkaiSK> does anybody have time to tell me where is the selector that makes www.sof
[11:12] <ChrisF-> looks to be centered horizontally
[11:12] <ChrisF-> is that what you mean?
[11:25] <lexluther> hi ppl
[11:25] <lexluther> im encountering a problem when uploading some pages
[11:25] <happydude> ok...
[11:26] <lexluther> i have a page called index.html but when i type in the url of the site it
[11:26] <lexluther> i have index.html set as a default page on the server control panel
[11:26] <lexluther> what am i doing wrong?
[11:27] <happydude> are there any other files in the directory?
[11:28] <lexluther> yes - all my website files are there
[11:31] <lenixx> add "directoryindex index.html" to a file called .htaccess
[11:31] <lenixx> in your public_html folder
[11:35] <lexluther> ok
[11:39] <ChrisF-> lenixx: Did that work?
[11:40] <Dug02> is there something like visibility: block that works on both IE and firefox?
[11:40] <lexluther> another problem i have is although i delete copies of files from the serv
[11:43] <happydude> display: block
[11:43] <happydude> not visibility
[11:44] <Arrakis> people that use visibilyt
[11:44] <Arrakis> need tobe stabbed
[11:44] <Arrakis> io woner if they ever realize the difference
[11:44] <happydude> you'd think the big area of whitespace would tip them offf
[11:45] <Arrakis> yeah
[11:49] <strategy> <strategy> so what do you need 1000 IPs for? <jackwack> its f
[11:50] <Arrakis> oh
[11:50] <Arrakis> i forgot
[11:50] <Arrakis> i need to do that
[11:50] <Arrakis> strategy do youd have 1000 ips i can orrow?
[11:51] <strategy> ah, he's israeli.
[11:52] <Arrakis> israelis and indians seem to be bad that
[11:52] <Arrakis> at
[11:56] <lenixx> is jackwack like jack black?
[11:58] <strategy> <jackwack> too many questions man <strategy> nah, just confirm
[12:03] <Arrakis> hahahaha
[12:03] <Arrakis> OMG
[12:10] <ChrisF-> yeah, strategy, paste the quote so we can all do the seo scam :)
[12:17] * moosr is now known as moofs_
[12:20] * phiz_ is now known as phiz
[12:29] <Curieux> how much should I pay a designer to do all the shopping site (I have 40 thi
[12:30] <strategy> Curieux, it totally depends on the designer's experience.
[12:30] <strategy> shopping sites are complicated, so you could easily spend a few thousand f
[12:31] <livingeac> howdy, i was wondering how i might be able to get all lines of a div to i
[12:32] <strategy> livingeac, that's not indenting.
[12:32] <strategy> that's called padding.
[12:34] <livingeac> ah yes, good old padding
[12:51] <TheWiz> hey
[12:51] <TheWiz> need some help
[12:52] <strategy> so ask.
[12:52] <TheWiz> lol
[12:52] <TheWiz> kl
[12:52] <TheWiz> k
[12:52] <TheWiz> i got this flash chat
[12:52] <TheWiz> that takes http://website.com/chat.swf?nick=<nick>&channel=<chatroo
[12:52] <TheWiz> i need to code a page
[12:52] <TheWiz> html or php
[12:53] <strategy> lay off the enter key, you're going to wear it out.
[12:53] <TheWiz> that'll have a login field, and a submit button
[12:53] <TheWiz> heh, lol k, anyway i need to input a login nick and post it to the link
[12:53] <TheWiz> is that possible?
[12:53] <strategy> sure using PHP.
[12:54] <TheWiz> k
[12:54] <TheWiz> how?:)
[12:55] <happydude> google.com
[12:55] <TheWiz> searching, page 10
[12:55] <TheWiz> nothing yet
[12:55] <livingeac> search for 'basic php form'
[12:56] <strategy> <form action="chat.php" method="get"><input type="text" name="nic
[12:57] <TheWiz> wow
[12:57] <TheWiz> lol
[12:57] <TheWiz> k, i use the first part where/
[12:58] <livingeac> i dont think you even need to have the php if you're using get
[12:58] <strategy> TheWiz, OMG< you might have to actually think for yourself.
[12:58] <TheWiz> i cant edit the flash anymore
[12:58] <TheWiz> lol
[12:58] <strategy> then your'e SOL. best of luck.
[12:58] <livingeac> couldn't you just get var the nick and channel straight to the swf
[12:59] <strategy> TheWiz, n/m, you don't have to edit the flash at all.
[12:59] <livingeac> because that'd essentially send the same url query, wouldnt it?
[13:00] <strategy> livingeac, I don't know how you'd magically get it into the flash.
[13:01] <strategy> uh...
[13:01] <TheWiz> it just prints that
[13:01] <TheWiz> "; header("location: " . $url );
[13:02] <strategy> TheWiz, then you don't have php setup.
[13:02] <TheWiz> mmm
[13:02] <TheWiz> wait
[13:02] <ryguy> new net is in place
[13:02] <ryguy> don't manual op anyone
[13:04] <happydude> no more pass?
[13:04] <ryguy> what do you mean
[13:04] <happydude> you still need to send the pass to the bots right?
[13:05] <ryguy> who ever added you should've given you a pass
[13:05] <happydude> oh nm
[13:05] <happydude> i read the don't manual op anyone wrong
[13:07] <strategy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYO-4Aw9WmI
[13:07] <strategy> SFW
[13:07] <TheWiz> k, does anyone know any good php hosting with no ads
[13:07] <TheWiz> free**
[13:07] <TheWiz> ;)
[13:08] <strategy> TheWiz, are you just trying to get to IRC from somewhere where IRC is rest
[13:08] <TheWiz> on
[13:08] <TheWiz> no
[13:08] <TheWiz> i want to make a flash chat on my website
[13:08] <TheWiz> lol
[13:08] <TheWiz> :d
[13:08] <strategy> OMG LOL
[13:08] <happydude> why?
[13:08] <strategy> TheWiz, what's your website?
[13:08] <TheWiz> grade12.co.nr
[13:08] <TheWiz> lol
[13:08] <TheWiz> no space yet
[13:09] <strategy> OMG LOL ROLF!
[13:09] <lenixx> ^5
[13:14] <TheWiz> The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable
[13:14] <TheWiz> why's that
[13:14] <Dug02> is there something like visibility: block that works on both IE and firefox?
[13:15] <tipper> hi
[13:15] <tipper> i want to create a form input that is displayed as a single link and posts t
[13:16] <happydude> Dug02: that question was answered earlier
[13:16] <Dug02> happydude: didnt see the response
[13:16] <happydude> scroll up
[13:17] <Dug02> happydude: got it... should be stabbed
[13:17] <TheWiz> strategy, i get Parse error: syntax error, unexpected '<' in /usr/local/w
[13:18] <happydude> i think strategy answered that
[13:18] <happydude> oh yeah here it is
[13:18] <happydude> [15:58:30] <@strategy> TheWiz, OMG< you might have to actually t
[13:19] <TheWiz> lol
[13:31] <strategy> TheWiz, what's the URL?
[13:31] <TheWiz> http://hishamomran.marblehost.net/index.html
[13:32] <happydude> why are you running a php file from the cgibin?
[13:33] <TheWiz> ficed it
[13:33] <TheWiz> :)
[13:33] <TheWiz> lol
[13:33] <TheWiz> fixed**
[13:35] <TheWiz> thanks alot man
[13:35] <TheWiz> thanks strategy
[13:35] <TheWiz> thanks happydude
[13:42] <strategy> fuqn Windows Live Messenger is stupid... everytime someone types the lette
[13:43] <TheWiz> lol
[13:51] <tekk> i have an iframe inside a page, i want it so that when people click on it it l
[13:52] <strategy> target="_parent"
[13:52] <strategy> or better yet, don't use iframes.
[13:52] <tekk> i cant say im a fan of iframes, but what is an alternative
[13:52] <tekk> all im after is a scrollable part in a website
[13:52] <tekk> webpage
[13:52] <tekk> like a <div that has scrollbars
[13:52] <strategy> yeah, so use a DIV w/ a set height and then set overflow:auto; in CSS.
[13:53] <strategy> voila, a DIV w/ scrollbars.
[13:53] <tekk> ah
[13:53] <tekk> overflow:auto would work :o
[13:53] <tekk> on both ie/ff ?
[13:53] <strategy> yes
[13:53] <tekk> cheers
[13:54] <tekk> in regards to editing it in a wysiwyg, is it easy or since its overflow is it
[13:54] <strategy> I don't use a WYSIWYG so I wouldn't know.
[13:54] <happydude> sorry no WYSIWYG's allowed
[13:54] <tekk> k :p
[13:54] <tekk> do i want overflow:auto; or overflow:scroll;
[13:54] <tekk> what is the difference in essense also
[13:55] <happydude> google
[13:56] <strategy> or, make one of each and see what's different.
[13:56] <happydude> that works too
[13:57] <strategy> we really expect too much out of people.
[13:57] <tekk> scroll = add scrollbars, auto = add scrollbars if needed
[13:57] <strategy> OMG.
[13:57] <strategy> You're so smart.
[13:57] <strategy> Did you find that out all by yourself?
[13:58] <strategy> Good boy. *pats on head*
[13:58] <strategy> Want a treat? Huh? Huh? Want a treat boy?
[13:58] <strategy> Yes you do! Yes you do! Who's a good boy! You are!
[13:58] <strategy> Wow, you take what you would say to a dog, and type it, and it really soun
[14:07] <tekk> you need to get out more...
[14:07] <tekk> :p
[14:53] <TheWiz> hey
[14:58] <strategy> yeh?
[15:08] <TheWiz> you got flash mx?
[15:12] <strategy> thewiz, no.
[15:12] <strategy> I don't use flash.
[15:13] <TheWiz> ok, thanks
[15:13] <happydude> flash mx like in warez?
[15:13] <TheWiz> nah, dont wanna download
[15:13] <TheWiz> just need to edit a simple line
[15:15] <strategy> Can anyone get to www.somafm.com ?
[15:17] <happydude> nope
[15:20] <strategy> hmmmm
[15:26] <corbis> anyone here use ev1?
[15:27] <happydude> nope
[15:30] <samuel> why is it that on www.sampadrul.com when i resize the window, the text "sam
[15:31] <Powlas> hi i'm looking for a webmaster
[15:32] <happydude> care to elaborate?
[15:32] <SkizW> heh
[15:33] <happydude> anyone else really hate the word webmaster?
[15:33] <SkizW> terms like that are very unlikely to be elaborated.
[15:33] <samuel> anyone have any idea?
[15:33] <Two9A> Master Of The Web.
[15:33] <SkizW> teh*
[15:35] <corbis> ev1.net / ev1servers.net / freakin down!!! http://www.internettrafficreport
[15:35] <corbis> does that 0 for dallas texas mean that that whole backbone for dallas texas
[16:10] <strategy> wasn't powlas in here the other day asking the same thing?
[16:20] * taare is now known as nluth
[16:53] <TBitch> hey
[16:53] <TBitch> whats the proper XHTML strict way to embed a flash movie so that it loads in
[16:54] <TBitch> i used the object tag but it wont load in the most up to date version of IE,
[16:54] <TBitch> embed is obviously not XHTML strict compliant and cant be used =[
[16:58] <StoneCydh> TBitch: google "flash satay"
[16:58] <StoneCydh> getting it rigorously standards compliant is actually a big pain in the a
[16:58] <StoneCydh> flash satay is a tutorial to show you the hoops through which to jump
[17:03] <Mikie> wholly fuck
[17:03] * Mikie is now known as Arrakis
[17:15] * _ismellzz is now known as ismelSICK
[17:32] <Stingray_> man, Mitch Hedberg was funny as hell
[17:33] <happydude> i saw him a month before he died
[17:33] <happydude> he was so coked up he couldn't remember his jokes
[17:33] <Stingray_> i never even know of him until after he had died
[17:33] <Stingray_> knew*
[17:49] <oinker34> anyone know have a prog to do mass voting?
[17:50] <whale> hello, how do you create a pop-up window but without it opening up in a tab
[17:51] <choizy> <choizy> h
[17:51] <choizy> http://klug.krs.hia.no/rockcity/ How can i place the links in the middle of
[18:02] <happydude> whale: you can't
[18:02] <Mo0se> Hi! I have a <table> that can hold many columns depending on a query, b
[18:02] <Mo0se> I tried Iframe, but I loose session variables by doing this :(
[18:03] <whale> happydude there is no way around this?
[18:03] <happydude> overflow: auto
[18:03] <happydude> whale: no, opening and closing windows is up to the user
[18:04] <whale> so there is no way you can force a pop up window instead of a "tab". Oh well
[18:05] <Arrakis> just use window.open
[18:05] <Arrakis> the few users who have it configured oto do that
[18:05] <Arrakis> probably are not going to use your website anyways
[18:05] <Arrakis> unless you're building some linux fanpoin php cum zealot site that is seen
[18:05] <Arrakis> like 5 people
[18:06] <Arrakis> [Arrakis] <%DOSMILEYS(probably are not going to use your website anyways
[18:06] <whale> no i'll just rely on the "tab"
[18:06] <whale> oh well I guess pop-ups are a thing of the past !
[18:09] <StoneCydh> Arrakis: did your irc client just crash?
[18:09] <yzrider08> what is the extension ".do" on the web?
[18:09] <Mo0se> can be anything
[18:10] <Mo0se> I can make my webserver execute php scripts that have .sex extensions
[18:11] <yzrider08> i know
[18:11] <yzrider08> but i mean default
[18:11] <Mo0se> I can't say I know
[18:11] <yzrider08> cuz .php = php
[18:11] <yzrider08> but i mean it could be asp or jsp
[18:11] <yzrider08> theoretically
[18:11] <yzrider08> and asp could be php or jsp :P
[18:11] <yzrider08> me neither
[18:12] <spank> probably isn't a standards defined extension
[18:24] <StroiX> hello
[18:25] <StroiX> I currently have 3 fields in my form.
[18:25] <StroiX> 1) Current Password
[18:25] <StroiX> 2) New Password
[18:25] <StroiX> 3) Confirm New Password
[18:25] <StroiX> how can I possibly make it so it checks to see if 2 & 3 match
[18:25] <StroiX> help?
[18:26] <happydude> server side or javascript or both
[18:26] <AlexP> I'd always always have sever-side checking. Javascript is okay, but never rel
[18:27] <StroiX> hrmm...
[18:27] * StroiX is confused... AND new to this
[18:27] <happydude> well what part confuses you?
[18:27] <StroiX> well as far as javascript goes
[18:27] <StroiX> i don't know how to write one :)
[18:27] <happydude> i guess you've got a problem then
[18:27] <StroiX> so should I look for ones available?
[18:28] <happydude> you should check it serverside
[18:28] <StroiX> um
[18:28] <StroiX> how
[18:28] <StroiX> ;p
[18:29] <happydude> well what are you using to process the form?
[18:29] <StroiX> .asp
[18:29] <happydude> well use that then
[18:29] <StroiX> file, external
[18:29] <StroiX> ok...
[18:35] <TBitch> http://www.fp-law.com
[18:35] <TBitch> any comments?
[18:35] <TBitch> design flaws etc?
[18:37] * b`ki is now known as boki
[18:39] <TBitch> http://www.fp-law.com <-- any comments? design related? etc
[18:39] <TBitch> oosp
[18:39] <TBitch> sorry
[18:48] <ziki> what are some cheap hosts that support ror?
[18:55] <TBitch> ror?
[19:05] <ziki> ruby on rails
[19:06] <samuel> www.sampadrul.com <---how do i get all the colored boxed next to eachothe
[19:26] <happydude> ok if you want help you really need to give the direct url
[19:26] <lenixx> mm
[19:26] <lenixx> direct urlz
[19:26] <lenixx> (__))===D
[19:27] <happydude> when i see a frame set i can't be bothered to view frame source
[19:30] <lenixx> what program do you use to view frame source
[19:31] <happydude> firefox
[19:31] <happydude> this frame --> view frame source
[19:32] * _poppabea is now known as poppabear
[20:03] <tbcovered> anyone know how i can make a order form for my website and have it emaile
[20:03] <meteors> use PHP
[20:04] <tbcovered> PHP?
[20:04] <meteors> foreach($order_array as $my_order){ $mail_content .= $my_order; }
[20:04] <meteors> mail($email_address, $subject, $mail_content, $to_address, $headers);
[20:04] <meteors> check PHP.net
[20:04] * Scoutn_ is now known as Scoutn
[20:05] <tbcovered> eee im not good with html
[20:05] <tbcovered> how would i do it with dreamweaver?
[20:05] <lenixx> :X
[20:05] <lenixx> the hammer is upon you
[20:06] <tbcovered> y?
[20:07] <tbcovered> i need help badly
[20:27] * Scoutn_ is now known as Scoutn
[20:45] <TheWiz> hey
[20:45] <TheWiz> anyone around?
[20:45] <thin> yo
[20:46] <TheWiz> yo thin
[20:46] <TheWiz> how are you
[20:46] <thin> ok
[20:46] <TheWiz> great
[20:46] <TheWiz> can you help me with something
[20:46] <thin> maybe
[20:46] <TheWiz> i got this php form in a html page
[20:46] <TheWiz> like so
[20:46] <TheWiz> http://hishamomran.marblehost.net/index.html
[20:47] <TheWiz> i want to center it in the middle of the page
[20:47] <TheWiz> how do i
[20:47] <thin> let me look
[20:47] <TheWiz> sure
[20:48] <thin> u forgot the > on your first <html tag
[20:48] <thin> and to center
[20:48] <thin> since u look like a beginner
[20:48] <thin> use <center> <form>blablabla</form> </center>
[20:48] <TheWiz> i am
[20:48] <TheWiz> lol
[20:48] <TheWiz> k
[20:48] <thin> yo
[20:48] <thin> i strongly suggest reading all of the html and xhtml sections of w3schools bef
[20:49] <thin> <center> really shouldn't be something you have to go asking someone for
[20:49] <TheWiz> will do that
[20:49] <TheWiz> ok, another thing
[20:49] <thin> it's like a 30 yr old asking someone how to tie his shoes
[20:49] <lenixx> thin: you are wrong
[20:49] <TheWiz> vertically?
[20:49] <lenixx> completely wrong
[20:49] <thin> i only told him <center> cuz he's a beginner, css might confuse him
[20:49] <thin> * or her
[20:50] <lenixx> why teach a beginner the wrong way?
[20:50] <lenixx> like pointing someone down the wrong road
[20:50] <lenixx> wtf is the point
[20:50] <TheWiz> him
[20:50] <thin> thats why i told hime to go read w3schools
[20:50] <Arrakis> oh for gods sake
[20:50] <Arrakis> you just saw a man talk about doing a drug
[20:50] <Arrakis> that ruins maybe 100 lives
[20:50] <Arrakis> for every hit he takes
[20:50] <lenixx> ROFL
[20:50] <lenixx> arrakis: stfu, im going to save the world, i SWEAR
[20:50] <Arrakis> START BY SAVING THE PEOPLE THAT NEED SAVING DAMN IT ALL
[20:50] <thin> I can't explain margin:auto simply enough to be approachable while still being
[20:51] <lenixx> thats a redundant statement
[20:51] <lenixx> death is upon you!
[20:51] <lenixx> arrakis: are you saved?
[20:51] <Arrakis> i save myself
[20:51] <Arrakis> i dont rely on other people saving me
[20:52] <lenixx> thats no good
[20:52] <Arrakis> thats very good
[20:52] <meteors> You think weed ruins 100 lives with every puff?
[20:52] <meteors> What are you on??
[20:52] <lenixx> nope, no good
[20:52] <Arrakis> lol
[20:52] * Arrakis slaps meteors
[20:52] <lenixx> ouch
[20:52] <lenixx> ;x
[20:52] <Arrakis> STOP RUINING MY DRAMATIZATIONS
[20:52] <lenixx> now clean the grease off my keyboard
[20:52] <lenixx> bitch
[20:52] * Arrakis cums all over lenixx's keyboard
[20:52] * meteors hands Arra a frying pan
[20:53] <thin> out of 1000 people, I could believe 50-70 people have their lives ruined by th
[20:53] * Arrakis throws the pan back at meteors
[20:53] <thin> if not ruined, they dont come anywhere near their potential
[20:53] <lenixx> LOL
[20:53] <meteors> ahhh, ok - It's on!!!
[20:53] <Arrakis> ehh
[20:53] <Arrakis> 99 out of 100 people
[20:53] <lenixx> thin: uhh?
[20:53] * meteors throws the kitchen sink at Arra
[20:53] <thin> 1,000
[20:53] <Arrakis> don't come anywhere lose to their potential
[20:53] <lenixx> huh?
[20:53] <lenixx> you make no sense man
[20:53] <lenixx> get your shit together!
[20:54] * Arrakis shoots another load across lenixx's keyboard in the hopes it will ruin it
[20:54] <thin> lol
[20:54] <Arrakis> :p
[20:54] <lenixx> dod
[20:54] <lenixx> doood
[20:54] <Arrakis> omg
[20:54] <Arrakis> doodddddddd
[20:54] <lenixx> you fucking
[20:54] <lenixx> fat
[20:54] <lenixx> bastard
[20:54] <Arrakis> very fat
[20:54] <lenixx> FAT
[20:54] <Arrakis> very much a bastid
[20:54] <lenixx> (_____________o______________)
[20:54] <Arrakis> i dont deny any of this
[20:54] <lenixx> haha
[20:54] <Arrakis> but you know you love every ounce of me
[20:54] <lenixx> send me ur pic
[20:54] <lenixx> hawT
[20:54] * meteors shivers
[20:55] <lenixx> meteors: stfu
[20:55] <lenixx> speak when called upon
[20:55] <meteors> ouch
[20:55] <lenixx> or, /me when called upon!
[20:55] <Arrakis> http://mud.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/774207832
[20:55] <lenixx> funny you have that url
[20:55] <Arrakis> http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2776588965
[20:55] <lenixx> so do i!
[20:55] <lenixx> mawhawhaw
[20:55] <thin> do you think there's anywhere on irc to find a chan full of females who aren't
[20:55] <lenixx> no
[20:55] * meteors squirts firehose at lenixx and adds a shwarzenegger-esque pun
[20:56] <meteors> "You're all washed up"
[20:56] <lenixx> huh?
[20:56] <lenixx> wtf
[20:56] <lenixx> you people aren't making any sense!
[20:56] <TheWiz> ok ok
[20:56] <lenixx> my irc must be broken
[20:56] <TheWiz> back to me
[20:56] <TheWiz> :)
[20:56] <TheWiz> lol
[20:56] <TheWiz> need some help here
[20:56] <lenixx> thewiz: no,
[20:56] <lenixx> <center right top>
[20:56] <Arrakis> no help 4 u
[20:56] <Arrakis> lenixx is help nazi
[20:56] <lenixx> puts ur logo up ther
[20:56] <thin> thewiz: what up
[20:56] <spank> u are very sexual i would to much like and sex 4uplz
[20:56] <lenixx> mm
[20:56] <lenixx> help nazi
[20:56] <lenixx> i like that
[20:56] * Arrakis slaps spank
[20:56] <lenixx> HAWT
[20:56] <Arrakis> PULL IT TOGETHER MAN
[20:57] <Arrakis> UR NOT BADA
[20:57] <lenixx> no
[20:57] <lenixx> fuck spank
[20:57] <lenixx> douche
[20:57] <TheWiz> i want to center the thing both vert and horiz.
[20:57] <lenixx> screw that
[20:57] <lenixx> fuck ME
[20:57] <thin> oh,.... uh
[20:57] <thin> it's possible
[20:57] <lenixx> oo yea wiz .. yea yea yea ... <center><vertical>
[20:57] <Arrakis> use a table foolios
[20:57] <thin> but the code to do it is so, old school and not good
[20:57] <lenixx> tablez
[20:57] <thin> they'd ban me for saying it
[20:57] <lenixx> correct.
[20:58] * lenixx changes topic to 'beware of the help nazis'
[20:58] <Arrakis> http://66.169.108.71:8080/Test/XHTML%20-%20100%%20Height%20Table.html
[20:58] <Arrakis> copy and paste that
[20:58] <Arrakis> and then where the Hello is
[20:58] <Arrakis> put your text
[20:58] <Arrakis> or your site
[20:58] <Arrakis> or whatever you want
[20:59] <lenixx> how do i put my layout in that
[21:00] <TheWiz> <input type="submit" value="Enter">
[21:00] <Arrakis> u sex0r it up
[21:00] <TheWiz> is that correct
[21:01] <lenixx> arrakis: i have to run vmware for a bit .. sorry if my webcam lags
[21:01] <Arrakis> well fuck
[21:01] <Arrakis> I BETTER HAVE A CLEAR VIEW OF UR CAWK
[21:01] <TheWiz> submit wont work now
[21:02] <TheWiz> wtf
[21:02] <thin> works for me
[21:07] <TheWiz> wokrs now
[21:08] <TheWiz> thanks
[21:33] <Arrakis> hahah
[21:33] <Arrakis> ARUBA
[21:35] <lenixx> hahah
[21:35] <lenixx> AOL
[21:42] <Rainabba> XSLT 1.0: The following works "sum(descendant::VSATD/@pCorrect)" I want to
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