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Session Start: Sat Sep 09 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #html
[00:18] * sephi`pi is now known as borteseph
[00:32] <digitok> PAB
[00:34] <PAB`> hi
[00:50] * Polo` is now known as Polo
[00:53] <digitok> How's things
[00:57] <PAB`> good good
[00:58] <digitok> Hosting co going good?
[01:05] <PAB`> very good
[01:05] <digitok> Nice
[01:06] <digitok> hmm
[01:06] <digitok> $calc(300*1024)
[01:06] <digitok> 307200
[01:06] <digitok> 1536
[01:06] <digitok> hmm I see
[01:06] <digitok> You remember me?
[01:07] <digitok> haha
[02:15] <Casperin> is there any apparent problems with using .png images?
[02:16] <Casperin> i just realized it solved one of my transparency problems, and even w3 see
[02:37] * xorian` is now known as xorian
[02:55] <spank> Casperin: ie6 and below blows with alpha transparency in pngs
[03:00] <Casperin> ouch.. so i see
[03:00] <Casperin> who uses ie anyway?
[03:02] <spank> uh, most of the world
[03:04] <Casperin> :P
[03:08] <mik-e> lol
[04:07] * borteseph is now known as sephturia
[04:38] * sephi`pi is now known as sephturia
[05:09] <JFlash> what's the crime slang term for a crime job ?
[05:09] <JFlash> a "gig" ?
[05:11] <NiteLite> no, thats a musical performance job
[05:11] <NiteLite> "job" seams to be used from time to time :P
[05:11] <NiteLite> "I got a job for ya"
[05:12] <Casperin> you do?
[05:12] <NiteLite> heh
[05:13] <JFlash> lol
[05:14] <JFlash> oh well any alternatives ? job is not very fun =)
[05:30] <TBitch> hey
[05:30] <TBitch> anyone know the best way to google optimize my site?
[05:30] <TBitch> i have had a go... like plain text urls no request vars in the url etc
[05:30] <TBitch> http://www.fp-law.com/
[05:31] <TBitch> can u guys give me any feedback?
[05:48] * Ize is now known as _Ize
[05:49] <mykz-> TBitch have alook at http://google.com/webmaster
[05:49] * Disconnected
[05:49] * Attempting to rejoin channel #html
[05:49] * Rejoined channel #html
[05:49] * Topic is 'Google First. No Dreamweaver, Frontpage, Myspace, eBay or CMS! Paste links, not
[05:49] * Set by strategy!blah@c-68-39-6-126.hsd1.nj.comcast.net on Fri Sep 08 12:02:03
[05:50] <TBitch> thanks =]
[05:50] <mykz-> TBitch do u have a portfolio?
[05:56] <TBitch> nope
[06:27] <scistor> i'm looking for a webmaster
[06:47] <axm> How do I set the font size for the whole BODY in a HTML document?
[06:48] <da-drew> body { font-size:1000em; }
[06:49] <axm> tried "body { FONT-SIZE: 5px; }" hmmm
[06:50] * _Ize is now known as Ize
[06:51] <axm> LOL
[06:51] <axm> da-drew: thanks it works, 1000em,.. hehe, pretty huge..
[06:52] <axm> 0.7em is ok
[07:09] <sparrwork> what good spreadsheet app can handle more than 65536 rows?
[07:09] <sparrwork> sorry, meant that for another channel
[08:04] <obliv> anyone know a good guide with do's and dont's for writing html email
[09:03] <Arrakis> i've become so numb
[09:03] <Arrakis> i cant fell you anymore
[09:08] <OES> http://www.1st4lingerie.com/index2.php - Should the "view cart" on the right be
[09:18] <blah88> anyone know any good websites that does logo designs?.. yea i googled.. but
[09:19] <OES> I'll do you a logo if you want
[09:19] <blah88> yea right
[09:19] <blah88> i need a professional one
[09:20] <OES> fair enough, fuck off somewhere else then
[09:20] <blah88> i know you were gonna make the logo in print.exe as a joke.. cause you're th
[09:22] <OES> This is my first time on irc in 6 months, I only come in here for feedback and
[09:28] <blah88> my bad maybe i confused you with someone else from last week.
[10:41] <rarr> @analpube @zchaos @Arrakis @ronnie_ skeelo cue SmashZ @abs- mm-2k jfeed @de
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:41] <rarr> #webdesign kenners Hairy PCLine_ diebrad clvn @bulking @dumbbell- @tricep @cur
[10:41] <rarr> #webdesign End of /NAMES list.
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:41] <rarr> #javascript unable to join channel (address is banned)
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:41] <rarr> Ping? Pong!
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:41] <rarr> #dreamweaver rarr hellchi SHiZNiT hyeclass Austria Silvris eX|SoUrCe @OVERDR|V
[10:41] <rarr> #dreamweaver End of /NAMES list.
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:41] <rarr> Ping? Pong!
[10:41] <rarr> -
[10:47] <da-drew> where are all the gay web developers at
[10:48] <da-drew> preferably black, 6 pack, rippling muscles
[10:49] <Arrakis> #gnaa
[10:53] <InNeed> i don`t have access to maya right now, so im sad...but i have wings on this
[11:19] <mohammed> hi
[11:20] <ManNeedWo> i am single man 42 ... looking for a woman
[11:22] <Casperin> click <a href="woman">here</a>.
[11:22] <Casperin> damn
[11:23] * sephturia is now known as sephiiii
[11:30] <moosr> hey,...
[11:31] <moosr> I have a client that wants a basic e-commerce site,....you think I should go
[11:38] <Arrakis> RAWRE
[11:38] <da-drew> purr
[11:38] <da-drew> im yo kitty cat nigga hit me back
[11:39] <dave_m> hey motherfueckers
[11:39] <da-drew> sup nigga
[11:39] <dave_m> im looking for codes
[11:39] <dave_m> wtf!!!
[11:39] <dave_m> fuckk
[11:39] <da-drew> yeah?
[11:39] <da-drew> YEAH?
[11:39] <da-drew> I GOT YOUR CODES BITCH
[11:40] <dave_m> come on nigga give me da codes
[11:40] <dave_m> ;)
[11:55] * sephiiii is now known as sephturia
[11:55] <dan-inge> difference between xhtml 1.1 and 1.0 strict ? at moment I am using the las
[12:04] <Arrakis> ......
[12:05] <Arrakis> y0
[12:05] <Arrakis> why u be hatin on mah nigga
[12:05] <Arrakis> he just be tryin 2 represent y0
[12:05] <happydude> haha
[12:05] <Arrakis> teh white mahn always beh tryin 2 put a brutha down
[12:13] <Arrakis> p[abster
[12:13] <PAB`> hi
[12:13] <Arrakis> hi
[12:14] <PAB`> so what's new?
[12:14] <Arrakis> new bot net
[12:14] <PAB`> again
[12:14] <PAB`> lol
[12:14] <Arrakis> new underpants
[12:14] <Arrakis> yeah
[12:14] <Arrakis> again
[12:14] <PAB`> pm info?
[12:14] <Arrakis> hopefully this will be the last one
[12:14] <Arrakis> ummyeahz
[12:15] <Arrakis> grr
[12:15] <Arrakis> irc is broken
[12:15] <Arrakis> brb
[12:16] <PAB`> wb
[12:21] <Arrakis> pabsies
[12:21] <PAB`> yeah, who do I kill first?
[12:24] <Arrakis> lol
[12:24] <Arrakis> start with lenix
[12:24] <Arrakis> :p
[12:24] <Arrakis> hes expendable
[12:24] <lenixx> not quite
[12:25] <PAB`> nah, I like him too much
[12:26] <lenixx> good
[12:30] <PAB`> Arrakis: anyone else?
[12:30] <PAB`> :P
[13:26] <Arrakis> ummmm
[13:26] <Arrakis> you can go ahead and kill me first
[13:26] <Arrakis> but i must warnyou its gonna be bloody
[13:26] <Arrakis> and i dont promise to go easy
[13:29] <Excellion> http://rafb.net/paste/results/vrG1cH47.html
[13:29] <Excellion> can soomeone tell me why the nested table is doing only 1 cell...i need 3
[13:38] * sephturia is now known as mentiris
[13:38] <InkEye> Is there a way to change Apache's default index-listing with use of a style
[13:43] <Arrakis> if you edit the file
[13:43] <Arrakis> you will be able to see if it references any css file
[13:43] <Arrakis> or embed the css in the same file
[13:43] <Arrakis> etc
[13:44] <InkEye> there appears to be no CSS embedded
[13:44] <InkEye> I was hoping browsers might look for a default style sheet
[13:44] <Arrakis> well whats stopping you from embedding it yourself?
[13:44] <Arrakis> no
[13:45] <InkEye> the directory listing is generated by the web server, I just didn't want to
[13:45] * mentiris is now known as jotnene
[13:51] <JFlash> what is a channel that i can ask random questions without worrying if they a
[13:53] <Arrakis> #random
[13:53] <Arrakis> or #chat
[13:53] <ChrisF-> greetings... I just added some drop-down menus to a site I'm working on.
[13:53] <Arrakis> perhaps li a ?
[13:54] <Fortroman> Hey. I'm looking for a webhost, but have had some bad experiences. Is the
[13:57] <ChrisF-> that's what it was Arrakis... I had to change the padding
[13:57] <knowone> do you guys know XML? the xml chan is dead :\
[13:59] <Arrakis> sure
[14:02] <strategy> knowone, what's to know about XML?
[14:03] <Arrakis> hahaha
[14:03] <Arrakis> niggers and hispanics pay "higher interest rates" on mortgages
[14:03] <Arrakis> DO YOU KNOW WHY?????
[14:03] <Arrakis> DO YOU KNOW WHY?
[14:03] <Arrakis> GECAUSE THEY FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING THEY FUCKING TOUCh
[14:04] <Arrakis> BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DONT PAY ON TIME
[14:04] <Arrakis> AND BECAUSE THEY HAVE SHIT FOR JOBS BECAUSE THEY CANT DO SHIt
[14:04] <ChrisF-> wow, that's overtly racist, eh?
[14:04] <Arrakis> no its not
[14:04] <Arrakis> you ask a mortagage company for data
[14:04] <Arrakis> and tell them if they were to pick 1 or 2 things that were the "highest" ri
[14:04] <Arrakis> it would be blacks
[14:05] <Arrakis> and it would be because of those reasons
[14:05] <ChrisF-> what brought that up?
[14:05] <Arrakis> a study that was done
[14:05] <strategy> when was the last time you went through a black neighborhood that was kept
[14:05] <Arrakis> never
[14:05] <Arrakis> :-/
[14:05] <Arrakis> a black family is capable of destroying
[14:05] <Arrakis> a 300k house
[14:05] <Arrakis> in 5 years
[14:07] <zingbats> I have google this, but I'm not really sure what to search for. I have tri
[14:07] <ChrisF-> just weird that we went from html talk to a KKK meeting
[14:09] <Arrakis> <ChrisF-> thanks for the html help though
[14:09] <Arrakis> [Arrakis] UR NOT BANNED ASS BANDIT SO U DONT HAVE TO MSG U CAN JUST REJOIN
[14:09] <Arrakis> ui think im on pms or something
[14:10] <Arrakis> man i cant solve this one problem
[14:10] <zingbats> What problem/
[14:10] <Two9A> "why niggers suck so bad"
[14:10] <Two9A> And that's self-deprecating! kinda
[14:11] <zingbats> This sounds like a friendly chat lol.
[14:12] <knowone> strategy: sorry m8. i was swamped into my code :P
[14:12] <knowone> I have a xsd file and want to import it in the xml
[14:12] <knowone> you know the syntax for that?
[14:12] <knowone> I'm using namespaces
[14:16] <Arrakis> xmlns="x-schema:YourSchemaName.xsd"
[14:18] <knowone> ok, do you have to declare the namespace before using it? if so, how?
[14:20] <Arrakis> xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
[14:20] <Arrakis> xsi:noNamespaceSchemaLocation="file:library.xsd"
[14:20] <Arrakis> thats one method
[14:20] <Arrakis> xmlns="http://example.org/ns/books/"
[14:20] <Arrakis> xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance"
[14:20] <Arrakis> xsi:schemaLocation=
[14:20] <Arrakis> "http://example.org/ns/books/ file:library.xsd">
[14:20] <Arrakis> thats another
[14:22] <knowone> cool, thanks
[14:34] <knowone> <b:schema xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xsi:sche
[14:35] <knowone> isn't that correct?
[14:35] <knowone> I'm getting this in AltovaXML: Error in referenced Schema or DTD. Schema lo
[14:38] <Arrakis> obviously the schema xsi url specified in your schema
[14:38] <Arrakis> does not match up with the one you just specified
[14:46] <knowone> what about this one: Unable to locate a reference to a supported schema typ
[14:46] <knowone> :P
[14:52] <knowone> think I found out myself
[15:49] * _poppabea is now known as poppabear
[16:15] <Nocd> what's the name of the thing that lets you make a bunch of html files & combin
[16:16] <Nocd> not tables...
[16:16] <Nocd> I thought it was css..
[16:18] <Nocd> OHh it's "SSI"
[16:18] <Nocd> I think
[16:42] <DiaVoLo^> Hey, How do I insert RSS feeds into a HTML site ?
[16:42] <DiaVoLo^> Anyone have a link to a good tuturial
[16:50] <Nocd> someone plz tell me what's wrong with this "ssi" html : http://wannabepoet.n
[16:51] <Nocd> oh wait, I think I'm missing the <div> command
[16:57] <spank> Nocd: by default, ssi commands only work on files with an .shtml extension
[17:00] <Nocd> oo, thanks
[17:03] <Nocd> ohh snap it worked !!
[17:03] <Nocd> but is there an alternative to ssi ?
[17:11] <Nocd> it would ruin all my links if I had to rename everything .shtml
[17:11] <Nocd> there has to be another way?
[18:38] * b`ki is now known as boki
[19:40] * _Ize is now known as Ize
[20:04] <Bada> hi
[20:10] <Theyday> hey guys what reading material should i obtain to design a site using this
[20:13] <StoneCydh> Learn a scripting language, such as PHP or ASP.Net
[20:14] <StoneCydh> That's actually a moderately large amount of work; you should seriously c
[20:14] <Arrakis> well use http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060909/ap_on_re_as/afghan_killing_mas
[20:14] <Arrakis> haha
[20:14] <Arrakis> thats a funny article
[20:16] <Nocd> PHP !! that was it
[20:16] <Nocd> god I asked that question 10 hours ago :/
[20:16] <Nocd> and nobody answered
[20:16] <Arrakis> rrofl
[20:17] <Arrakis> i remember seeing the question
[20:17] <Arrakis> and thinking
[20:17] <Arrakis> god i sometimes wnat to shoot people that ask stupid questions
[20:17] <Arrakis> okay
[20:17] <Arrakis> that last part is an exaggeration
[20:17] <Arrakis> but i was definiltey like wtf
[20:17] <Arrakis> monster.coma nd dice.com
[20:17] <Arrakis> are very annoying
[20:18] <Nocd> arrak, it's stupid to want an alternative to frames ?
[20:18] <Nocd> I couldn't remember what it was called
[20:19] <StoneCydh> Arrakis
[20:19] <StoneCydh> do you eat php
[20:19] <Arrakis> i can if i want to
[20:20] <StoneCydh> I wrote a quick tutorial on safe encryption in PHP, and I'm having a hard
[20:20] <StoneCydh> Do you have five minutes? It's not long
[20:20] <Arrakis> sure
[20:21] <Arrakis> if i fall asleep though
[20:21] <Arrakis> im going to come over there and stab you though
[20:21] <StoneCydh> http://blog.sc.tri-bit.com/archives/101
[20:21] <StoneCydh> i hope you won't
[20:21] <StoneCydh> i don't want to be stabbed
[20:24] <Arrakis> for trying to allow the user to "just get up and running"
[20:24] <Arrakis> its not very intuitive or geared for that
[20:24] <StoneCydh> you don't think so?
[20:24] <Arrakis> If you just want to throw the library in and start working, follow this dow
[20:24] <Arrakis> then you should have the code they need
[20:24] <Arrakis> in a snippet
[20:25] <StoneCydh> i do.
[20:25] <Arrakis> and then go on to explain what it does
[20:25] <StoneCydh> it's that blue block.
[20:25] <StoneCydh> er.
[20:25] <Arrakis> no "tjhen"
[20:25] <StoneCydh> i do.
[20:25] <Arrakis> as in right after that
[20:25] <StoneCydh> oh.
[20:25] <StoneCydh> okay, i'll do that.
[20:25] <Arrakis> All four of these options are reflexive
[20:25] <Arrakis> thats a pretty gay and extremely uninittuitve way of stating
[20:26] <Arrakis> what you're actually trying to say
[20:26] <Arrakis> Whatever settings you use for encryption you must be sure to use those exac
[20:28] <Arrakis> PackCrypt returns an array with [’status’], [’reason’] and [’output’] set.
[20:28] <Arrakis> that could be reworded a bit better
[20:28] <Arrakis> but if nothing else
[20:28] <Arrakis> a code sample on how to use it
[20:28] <Arrakis> should be provided
[20:28] <Arrakis> s/it/ the various values/
[20:29] <Arrakis> which
[20:29] <Arrakis> i guess you do
[20:29] <Arrakis> but just in the wrong spot
[20:29] <Arrakis> :p
[20:49] <Arrakis> RAWR
[20:56] <StoneCydh> huhuhuhu okay
[20:56] <StoneCydh> i'll reorder them
[20:56] <StoneCydh> sorry, got distracted
[20:56] <StoneCydh> how badbear of me
[21:10] <Jets> I was wondering, is there any websites out there which allow you to check the
[21:12] <StoneCydh> what kind of statistics are you looking for
[21:43] <pfn> why doesn't my :after { clear: both } move my fieldset borders after my select
[21:43] <pfn> in IE it works fine, not in firefox... strangely enough...
[21:44] <pfn> http://www.hanhuy.com/~pfnguyen/select_funkiness.html
[21:45] <pfn> the select boxes fall below the border of the fieldset legends
[22:03] <Arrakis> RAWER
[22:08] <shizi> hey guys, does anyone have a recommendation for a free photo service that can
[22:08] <shizi> I'd like to have a page, that will 'portal' to the photo album... that way i
[22:10] <StoneCydh> shizi: use flickr
[22:10] <shizi> cool, that'll do it?
[22:11] <StoneCydh> that's what it's for
[22:11] <shizi> i can display say a public album from flickr 'through' my website
[22:12] <shizi> i mean, like actually through my site.. not through linkage, but directly thr
[22:12] <StoneCydh> uh huh
[22:12] <shizi> cool man, thanks, just checking.. its a weird thing to explain?
[22:13] <shizi> i find with some people i gotta explain alot, and others just automatically g
[22:13] <shizi> haha
[22:13] <Arrakis> oet says:
[22:13] <Arrakis> the only character i ever really liked was yoda
[22:13] <Arrakis> and dark vader
[22:13] <Arrakis> lmaooooooooooooo
[22:16] <shizi> man, i tried yahoo photos and everything.. had no idea yahoo owned flickr
[22:16] <shizi> thanks dude
[22:17] <StoneCydh> yuh
[22:17] <shizi> shit, its not ad free tho, unless you pay for a pro account
[22:17] <shizi> that was the prob with yahoo photo
[22:17] <shizi> all those damn banners
[22:17] <happydude> sounds like you need to spend a few dollars
[22:18] <shizi> yes it does doesn't it
[22:18] <shizi> haha..
[22:37] <shizi> thanks again!
[23:28] <Vitz> A:link { color: #02F }
[23:28] <Vitz> what is the 3 digit hex code ?
[23:48] <Mikeish> I seem to be having a problem with my CSS code... You see i Have a drop do
[23:59] <Casperin> which cms is wikipedia built on? pmwiki?
Session Close: Sun Sep 10 00:00:00 2006