Session Start: Thu May 18 00:00:01 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <TMH_> !cc .ds
[00:01] <pinkboa> .ds: None
[00:01] <TMH_> aw
[00:01] <TMH_> hkyh.ds
[00:02] <Sohcahtoa> more like
[00:02] <Sohcahtoa> nintendo.ds
[00:02] <Sohcahtoa> !cc ds
[00:02] <pinkboa> ds: None
[00:02] <jonathans> http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3659/xboxsmall8im.jpg
[00:02] <TMH_> haha
[00:06] <Sohcahtoa> I like the large collections of images poking fun at the size of the X-Bo
[00:06] <jonathans> explain http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF101ADTheShortcutExpr
[00:16] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060503.html
[00:16] <Sohcahtoa> HAHAH
[00:16] <Sohcahtoa> RLC FTW
[00:21] <jonathans> i did not find it all that funny
[00:21] <jonathans> http://achewood.com/
[00:22] <Kurin> So they're using some solvent that smells really bad in the datacenter, so we
[00:22] <Kurin> HE GETS WITH THE LADIES, BUT IN THE END THEY DO NOT LIKE HIM
[00:34] <jonathans> YOU AINT REAL YOU NIGGAS AINT REAL
[00:44] <Kalamazoo> lol
[00:51] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[00:55] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/118144_ipodboim.gif
[00:55] <Rjx> old but awesome
[00:56] <kitchen> totally
[01:03] <Rjx> Decorah, Ia. \u2014 Eighty-year-old Mary Wohlford has informed family members o
[01:03] <Rjx> But the retired nurse and great-grandmother now believes she has removed all po
[01:03] <Rjx> She had the words "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed on her chest.
[01:03] <Kurin> <DigDug> does best buy sell anal beads?
[01:03] <Rjx> http://cmsimg.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=D2&Date=20060516&
[01:04] <Kurin> Did he say that, or was that like Thero?
[01:36] <The|Dude> house of leaves is really good :o
[01:36] <The|Dude> I was reading it on one of my breaks and my boss had to come find me becau
[02:17] <Rjx> sheet
[02:18] <Cctoide> hee
[02:18] <Cctoide> There's this band playing live on TV
[02:19] <Cctoide> and the microphone next to the guy playing the bongos fell apart while they
[02:21] <mquin> it happens
[02:22] <catnip> shit happens
[02:22] <catnip> 'mornin
[02:22] <mquin> although usually it's becasue the band (or the crowd, in smaller venues) have
[02:22] <Rjx> i was at a gig where one of the guitarists fell off the stage and into the mosh
[02:22] <Rjx> and they still kept playing
[02:23] <mquin> heh
[02:23] <Rjx> so yeah, it happens
[02:23] <mquin> I've been at a gig where the bassist was leaning over the barrier and got dra
[02:23] <Rjx> haha
[02:27] <catnip> <@Rjx> She had the words "DO NOT RESUSCITATE" tattooed on her chest. -
[02:32] <catnip> stupid connection :(
[02:32] <catnip> slow as a fuckin slow thing
[02:33] <catnip> pinged the server -2030 ms
[02:33] <catnip> lagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
[02:36] <Cctoide> This is stupid reasoning... "We've gone to Mars, <insert other achieveme
[02:36] <Cctoide> How is going to Mars any indication of how well fed Earth it?
[02:36] <Cctoide> *is, even
[02:36] <Cctoide> It's social asymmetry. Always been there. >:|
[02:37] <glen2> I think it's to show that a difficult problem can be solved.
[02:37] <catnip> well, the liberals will always have stuff to say
[02:38] <glen2> As in the USA wanted to show up the USSR so it sent a man to the Moon. Theref
[02:38] <Rjx> it is a demonstration of poor application of technological advancement
[02:38] <glen2> So feeding the world could be solved if people wanted to.
[02:38] <Rjx> there's no money in it
[02:38] <glen2> I think it's a political will thing and not a technology thing.
[02:38] <catnip> but then again, isntead of shooting shit into space , nasa used those zillio
[02:38] <Rjx> so it won't happen
[02:39] <glen2> IIRC More money is spent on chewing gum then on Nasa.
[02:39] <Cctoide> I've a slight feeling that a lot of money is spent on porn, too
[02:39] <catnip> like aid in the development of 3rd world
[02:39] <Cctoide> When it could be going to "feed the starving world population"
[02:39] <Rjx> governments spend money on porn?
[02:39] <catnip> at least I can jack off to porn!!!!
[02:39] <Cctoide> Someone mentioned an interesting point sometime ago
[02:40] <Cctoide> that when the colonist nations left Africa, it all went apeshit
[02:40] <glen2> You can't jack off to news footage of starving people?
[02:40] <Rjx> that sounds like a wager to me
[02:40] <catnip> only if the women are nKED
[02:41] <Rjx> here's something extremely worrying you should think about
[02:41] <catnip> bah, this isnt even funny
[02:41] <glen2> Africa went apeshit couse England moved all the boarders so people are now sh
[02:41] <Rjx> intelligence wise, most people here in this channel are in the highest percenti
[02:41] <Rjx> which doesn't particularly mean they're super smart
[02:41] <Rjx> it just puts into context how incredibly stupid the rest of the population is
[02:41] <catnip> and I so lagged that I actaully hit enter before I see what I type
[02:41] <catnip> hence the typos
[02:42] <Rjx> as soon as you start looking at intelligence as an absolute scale rather than a
[02:42] <Cctoide> Rjx: that reminds me of something someone said on a forum I go to
[02:42] <Cctoide> about a rather annoying newb who had joined recently
[02:42] <Cctoide> "We've grown to expect intelligence from our regular members, so we tend to
[02:42] <catnip> http://www.consumptionjunction.com/i/news/CJ051806a.jpg
[02:43] <Rjx> am i missing something in that
[02:43] <catnip> Sex is bad. Sex is a sin. Sin is forgiven so stick it in.
[02:43] <catnip> haiku
[02:44] <catnip> shit, 25 sillables
[02:44] <catnip> 15*
[02:44] <Cctoide> Sex is a very bad thing that hurts people, that's why you only do it to peo
[02:44] <catnip> need 2 more
[02:44] <Rjx> of all the sexual deviancies, the most abhorrent is abstinence
[02:44] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:44] <catnip> Sex is bad. Sex is a sin. Sin is forgiven so stick it in whore!
[02:44] <catnip> ahhh, much better 17 sillables haiku, as it should be
[02:46] <Rjx> twenty twenty twenty four hours to go, i wanna be sedated
[02:47] <Rjx> nothing to do nowhere to go
[02:47] <catnip> ramones?
[02:47] <Cctoide> I think I now know what the true purpose of #geekissues is
[02:47] <catnip> at this time of day?
[02:47] <Rjx> yeah this is the original ramones one
[02:47] <Rjx> i have the offspring cover around here somewhere too
[02:47] <Jimmothy> i like the offspring version though its not much diffrent
[02:47] <Rjx> yeah
[02:47] <Jimmothy> i dont really like the ramones
[02:47] <Rjx> it's a little faster and a little heavier
[02:48] <withnail> offspring covered that tune? cheeky beggars, i wouldn't have said they wou
[02:48] <Rjx> but not a huge amount different
[02:49] <Rjx> social distortion did a good cover of "ring of fire"
[02:49] <catnip> a song that was written by a woman
[02:49] <Rjx> june carter?
[02:49] <catnip> yes
[02:49] <Jimmothy> they did it for idle hands
[02:49] <Jimmothy> i still havent seen the beginning of that film
[02:49] <catnip> Today Im going to watch the code
[02:49] <Rjx> the ramones cover of "what a wonderful world" was not bad
[02:50] <Jimmothy> i think ive heard that
[02:50] <withnail> i like radioheads cover of "nobody does it better". good use of the quiet
[02:52] <withnail> that ramones cover was cool
[02:52] <Jimmothy> me first and the gimme gimmes do nobody does it better sweet
[02:52] <Jimmothy> infact the gimmes do pretty much everything justice
[02:52] <catnip2> testing testing
[02:52] <catnip2> hum, is this faster?
[02:53] <Jimmothy> how the hell do we know?
[02:53] <catnip> CTCP PING reply from catnip2: 7.970 seconds
[02:56] <catnip> now you know
[02:56] <Jimmothy> (2002) 01 KMFDM - These Boots Are Made For Walkin' / Boots CDS (0:10/2:50,
[02:56] <Jimmothy> hah
[02:56] <catnip> shit
[02:56] <catnip> whats wrong wiht this?
[02:56] <catnip> todays advice - -http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_56981.jp
[02:57] <catnip> like, cool
[02:58] <glen2> That advert is so like profound.
[03:02] <catnip> like, totally
[03:02] <catnip> a man and his tastes http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_5697
[03:02] * espenk is now known as Espenk
[03:03] <D1> my allnighter was a bust, I fell asleep an hour later. ;[
[03:04] <Ifrit> calc 300 nok in usd
[03:04] <pinkboa> - 300 Norwegian kroner = 49.2312 U.S. dollars
[03:04] <Ifrit> calc 35 usd in nok
[03:04] <pinkboa> - 35 U.S. dollars = 213.279384 Norwegian kroner
[03:07] <Ifrit> calc 63 usd in nok
[03:07] <pinkboa> - 63 U.S. dollars = 383.902891 Norwegian kroner
[03:09] <sxh> you know that there's actually a real ALA
[03:09] <sxh> association for language awareness
[03:09] <sxh> not associated with that sign at all
[03:17] <D1> this is gay, I'm gonna bomb these exams. ;[
[03:19] <glen2> Don't worry you can always become a hobo.
[03:19] <D1> fuck that
[03:19] <withnail> fine fuck you googlkebotcome live in the uk, layabouts get state benefit
[03:19] <withnail> shoulda cleared last speech
[03:19] <D1> I'm not gonna let being black stop me
[03:20] <Jimmothy> youre not black
[03:20] <withnail> i should have hourary hobo status actually i'm sat drinking a two litre bo
[03:20] <withnail> *honourary
[03:20] <Jimmothy> white lightning?
[03:20] <D1> I'm lazy and I love watermellon
[03:20] <D1> I beg to differ
[03:21] <withnail> you're no nigger, you're just a nigga
[03:22] <glen2> You don't get benifits you from laying about, you need to go on disability. C
[03:24] <withnail> they actually used to pay alcoholics £10 a day extra if they had families
[03:24] <withnail> so the families could get food
[03:24] <glen2> Mmm, why can't I type a propper sentance when I'm comming down from Speed?
[03:24] <withnail> but that stopped a few years ago
[03:24] <withnail> i got thrown off diability
[03:24] <withnail> sleep disorders don't count
[03:25] <D1> give me some, adderall is shit.
[03:25] <withnail> never mind the fact that it makes it impossible to have a routine, therefo
[03:25] <catnip> what kinf of sllep disorder?
[03:25] <glen2> Adderall crap, ask for Dex-amphatamine or Ritalin.
[03:25] <catnip> kind
[03:25] <withnail> and the fact that i've been seeing doctors about it since i was in primary
[03:25] <withnail> i can't sleep until i've been awake so long i'm physically exhausted
[03:25] <catnip> kind of sleep
[03:25] <withnail> i have a typical 36 hour day
[03:26] <withnail> give or take a few abuot 6 hours
[03:26] <D1> you've been taking speed since grade school?
[03:26] <withnail> amatuar, i snort everything and it only brings me to normal
[03:26] <glen2> I've worked 150 hour weeks, it's trippy.
[03:27] <glen2> I have ADHD, I can't tell I'm physically exhausted unless my hands and legs s
[03:27] <catnip> I work at home in the morning
[03:28] <catnip> ok, is there anyone here who's not fucked up? or on ritalin?
[03:28] <catnip> may I suggest weed? instead of guzzling that shit down?
[03:29] <withnail> i'm all out of weed and my dealers phone is off
[03:29] <D1> I need some prescription speed.
[03:29] <withnail> he'll probably be up around the crack of noon
[03:29] <catnip> withnail: buy bulk
[03:29] <Cctoide_> You know what would be worth putting on TV
[03:30] <catnip> weed ads?
[03:30] <glen2> catnip, I'm fucked up AND on ritalin.
[03:30] <Cctoide_> an IRC channel... with transports for Jabber, MSN, etc
[03:30] <Ifrit> catnip I'm not clinically fucked up (yet), does that count?
[03:30] <Cctoide_> and people could call in
[03:30] <catnip> dial 1-800-buymeweed
[03:30] <withnail> i can't buy bulk
[03:30] <catnip> you guys are weird today
[03:30] <withnail> i'm too poor
[03:30] <catnip> withnail: are you in the states?
[03:30] <glen2> Ifrit, dose that mean your just undiagnosed?
[03:31] <withnail> when he comes around i'm laying it on anyway
[03:31] <D1> bah, ritalin
[03:31] <Cctoide_> I should go get a fix of coding
[03:31] <withnail> he knows when i get paid
[03:31] <withnail> catnip: i plan to be in a state
[03:31] <Ifrit> glen2, yeah
[03:31] <catnip> withnail: I get in that state at least once a week
[03:32] <withnail> give us this day our daily headfuck
[03:32] <catnip> but it has to be on saturday night
[03:32] * Cctoide_ is now known as Cctoide
[03:32] <Rjx> do you come from a land down under
[03:32] <Rjx> where women glow and men plunder
[03:32] <catnip> so I can sjake it off all sunday long
[03:32] <withnail> where women blow and men chunder
[03:32] <Ifrit> glow?
[03:32] <Rjx> we built this city
[03:32] <Rjx> we built this city on ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[03:32] <catnip> on rock and roll
[03:32] <glen2> You know what, we should set-up a geekissues ADHD/ADD support group. We coul.
[03:32] <catnip> lol
[03:32] <withnail> you got the touch, you got the powaaaaaaaah
[03:33] <catnip> lol glen2
[03:33] <Ifrit> glen2, if i get diagnosed it won't be adhd though
[03:33] <catnip> brb, breakfast
[03:33] <glen2> What you got, hysterical pregnancy?
[03:34] <Kurin> hahaha
[03:34] <Rjx> haha
[03:34] <Rjx> !oh
[03:34] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[03:34] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[03:34] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[03:34] <Kurin> our connection to yipes went down because they had a swtich die
[03:34] <Cctoide> Holy crap, these batteries sure charged fast
[03:34] <Rjx> i get knocked down
[03:34] <Rjx> but i get up again
[03:34] <Kurin> And the network guy on call IMs me and says "hey yipes is having issues"
[03:34] <Rjx> you're never going to keep me down
[03:34] <Kurin> So I say, "Okay, isn't that traffic getting rerouted?"
[03:34] <Rjx> pissing the night away
[03:34] <Rjx> pissing the night away
[03:34] <Kurin> And he says, "normally it would but it's not completely down"
[03:35] <Kurin> So I said, "oh. Well do you want me to go over and unplug the border router?
[03:35] <withnail> give the anarchist a cigarette, cos that's as close as he's ever gonna get
[03:35] <Kurin> And now he's freaking out
[03:36] <Rjx> you ever hung out with anarchists?
[03:36] <Rjx> fucking strange bunch i tell you
[03:36] <Rjx> and i'm talking the real sort of anarchists here
[03:36] <Kurin> I've read anarchistic sci fi
[03:36] <Rjx> not \m/ avril lavigne \m/ anarchists
[03:37] <Kurin> Eric Raymond has a bunch of ramblings in that direction
[03:37] <Kurin> As soon as we don't have a government, we'll win all our wars
[03:37] <Kurin> etc
[03:37] <Rjx> yeah this one punk-looking guy ranted against today's pussified youth
[03:37] <Rjx> then spat on the floor for effect
[03:38] <withnail> i know a guy who has acab tattooed on his forehead
[03:38] <Rjx> and then said how when he was in his late teens he went to jail for destroying
[03:38] <Kurin> Well it's probably true we're pussified
[03:38] <withnail> All Coppers Are Bastards
[03:38] <Kurin> Though destroying telephone poles isn't exactly manly
[03:38] <withnail> he walked into mcdonalds once, went in the loos then took a dump in his ha
[03:39] <withnail> he was on a date
[03:39] <Rjx> hahah
[03:39] <withnail> he didn't get a second one
[03:39] <Rjx> that's hardcore
[03:39] <withnail> at least he could say "i told u i was hatrdcore"
[03:40] <withnail> the funny thing (well if youi have a strange sense of humour) is that he w
[03:40] <Rjx> the principles behind anarchy, of self-governance and the search for personal i
[03:40] <Rjx> always seem to be adopted by the strangest people
[03:40] <withnail> you guessed it, he was a chief of police
[03:40] <Rjx> haha
[03:40] <withnail> try explaining that tattoo away
[03:40] <withnail> all coppers know it
[03:40] <withnail> he tried to get him to leave his job
[03:40] <withnail> to no avail
[03:41] <withnail> anarchists who join groups are silly really
[03:41] <withnail> anarchy always seemed to me more a personal choice
[03:41] <Rjx> i lost my collection of anarchy leaflets and newspapers
[03:41] <Rjx> it is essentially a personal choice
[03:41] <Rjx> but so is religion
[03:42] <Rjx> yet there are always going to be people who want to spread it to other people
[03:42] <withnail> i've got a few leaflets knocking round...but i don't really subscribe tot
[03:42] <catnip> religion sucks
[03:42] <withnail> misappropriating political systems as religions sucks
[03:42] <catnip> karl marc was right
[03:42] <catnip> marx
[03:42] <catnip> marky marx
[03:42] <Rjx> anarchy involves more of human behaviour than traditional political systems
[03:43] <withnail> i'm an anarchist when riots happen
[03:43] <withnail> i should start a procrastination and anarchy society
[03:43] <withnail> and if anyone turns up fail them
[03:43] <Rjx> haha
[03:43] <Rjx> ;[
[03:44] <Jimmothy> haha
[03:44] <Rjx> i've always believed that if you're smart enough to know when it is right to br
[03:44] <Rjx> there's always the risk
[03:44] <Rjx> but that's understood
[03:44] <withnail> not neccesarilly
[03:44] <Kurin> If it's ever actually right to break a law, would you really want to do it in
[03:45] <withnail> i can be smart at times, but get a few ales in me and before you nkow it i
[03:45] <Rjx> i smoke pot
[03:45] <Rjx> i'm breaking the law
[03:45] <withnail> that law doesn't count
[03:45] <Rjx> yet i make sure i don't get caught
[03:45] <Kurin> Well, that's just a dumb law
[03:45] <withnail> well not in uk
[03:45] <Kurin> That's not a law that's right to break
[03:45] <Rjx> it's still a law
[03:45] <Rjx> sure is
[03:45] <withnail> it's practially unenforced here
[03:45] <Kurin> I /don't/ smoke pot, I'm not wrong for obeying the law
[03:45] <withnail> i've heard loads of tales of coppers handing the stash back
[03:45] <Kurin> But, say, Jim Crow laws
[03:45] <Rjx> no, you aren't
[03:46] <Rjx> but i'm not wrong for not obeying it
[03:46] <Rjx> disobeying?
[03:46] <Rjx> haha that seems to be the way things are going here withnail
[03:46] <Rjx> people are smoking joints out in the open
[03:46] <Rjx> i don't know if i approve
[03:46] <withnail> i smoke joints in certain pubs if i'm drunk enough
[03:46] <Rjx> pot isn't something to be taken lightly
[03:46] <withnail> just choose which corner of the pub
[03:47] <withnail> i've been thrown out of plenty, but also found some sympathetic :)
[03:47] <withnail> pot is to be taken more lightly than alcohol
[03:47] <withnail> in real terms
[03:47] <withnail> not law terms
[03:47] <catnip> btw, im rolling a joint
[03:47] <withnail> gah i'm totally dry :(
[03:47] <Rjx> relatively yes
[03:47] <withnail> haven't smoked for hours
[03:47] <Rjx> but neither should be blindly consumed
[03:48] <withnail> overconsumption of alcohol is far worse than overconsumtion of pot
[03:48] <catnip> btw, Im smoking it now, alone, in a country that doesnt give a shit f I walk
[03:48] <Rjx> of course
[03:48] <Rjx> but they can still both be dangerous if abused, and people don't take enough ca
[03:48] <withnail> they should legalise it, and you know what? i will advertise it
[03:49] <withnail> </reggae>
[03:49] <catnip> on a more scientific note, typos will be aplenty later on
[03:49] <withnail> tyops are gay
[03:49] <catnip> yes
[03:49] <catnip> my lag is gone wee
[03:50] <catnip> *coughing fit*
[03:50] <catnip> dammit, toos tong
[03:50] <Rjx> and hey, people still have anal and oral sex where its illegal in the US
[03:50] <catnip> oral sex illegal?
[03:51] <glen2> Yes.
[03:51] <Rjx> in most states
[03:51] <catnip> is that a joke?
[03:51] <withnail> the people whi disagree with that law are speechless
[03:51] <glen2> Look at the listed sex offended websites run by state police.
[03:51] <Rjx> the laws were put in place to prevent homosexuality
[03:51] <Rjx> well
[03:51] <Rjx> homosexual sex
[03:51] <Zera> im pretty sure straight people have oral too
[03:51] <catnip> oh, so its only proper to be sucked off by a woman?
[03:51] <glen2> There're alot of photos of confused people who can't take the charge seriousl
[03:51] <Rjx> no
[03:51] <Rjx> it's all illegal
[03:52] <Kurin> Anything that isn't a dong in a vagina is considered sodomy
[03:52] <withnail> they only just made beastiality illegal in some places
[03:52] <glen2> There are alot of women charged.
[03:52] <catnip> url please
[03:52] <pinkboa> - "please": http://www.infoplease.com/
[03:52] <Kurin> Or rather, a dong in anything but a vagina
[03:52] <withnail> so you could fuck a horse as long as you didn't suck it off in some parts
[03:52] <catnip> I want to see the face of those offenders
[03:52] <glen2> Female masturbation is illegal in Texas.
[03:52] <Rjx> sex toys are illegal in missouri
[03:52] <Rjx> you can own a gun, but not a dildo
[03:52] <Zera> lol
[03:53] <Zera> guns dont kill people, dildos kill people
[03:53] <Rjx> hooray for the legal system
[03:53] <catnip> guns dont kill ppl, dildos on the other hand, are lethal weapons
[03:53] <withnail> i fought the law and the law fucked me
[03:53] <Zera> yeh they can be a real pain in the ass sometimes
[03:53] <catnip> lube first
[03:53] <Zera> less fun
[03:53] <glen2> Horray for a legal syslem based of a warped view of religion. Now, time to br
[03:53] <catnip> some of them are microwave friendly
[03:53] <Zera> lol
[03:54] <Rjx> well my point wasn't to put down the US
[03:54] <Zera> isnt that the point of the rest of the world?
[03:54] <glen2> Don't worry Rjx, we know no fast can be said about the USA that dosn't put it
[03:54] <glen2> fast=fact
[03:55] <withnail> i think the rest of the world is either in the "we give america our lunch
[03:55] <catnip> poor us citizens
[03:55] <Rjx> i think people who've never actually been there expect the entire country to be
[03:56] <Rjx> when in reality that's only the south
[03:56] <withnail> i reckon the next US voting system will have the same interface as mr garr
[03:56] <Ifrit> Who the hell hacked the Matrix now
[03:56] <withnail> a protuding dildo in each orifice, you simlpy squeeze the passage to vote
[03:56] <Ifrit> Confess!
[03:57] <withnail> of course it doesn't count the votes
[03:57] <withnail> but they have to top the last two elections somehow
[04:01] <withnail> hey, anyone want to listen to a mashup mix i've done
[04:01] <withnail> it sounds like happy
[04:03] <withnail> i thought not
[04:03] <Jimmothy> whats the two tracks?
[04:03] <withnail> it has about 20 tracks in
[04:03] <withnail> but it's only ten minutes long
[04:04] <Jimmothy> genre?
[04:04] <catnip> I dont need happy now, I need some visual stimulation
[04:04] <withnail> it's a complete bastardisation of music
[04:04] <withnail> all genres
[04:04] <Jimmothy> in that case ill give it a miss
[04:04] <withnail> ha
[04:04] <Jimmothy> it sounds like the radio
[04:04] <withnail> it's nothing like the radio
[04:04] <withnail> where on the radio do you hear the pixies crossed with dr dre
[04:04] <withnail> and that's only about 20n secs of it
[04:05] <withnail> it has some cool speech in it from a documentary about lsd too
[04:06] <catnip> is it a drug induced mash up mix?
[04:06] <withnail> it's a smoked shitloads of skunk mix
[04:07] <withnail> you would have to be pretty eclectic to know all the tunes
[04:07] <catnip> Ill give it a try, if its being broadcasted
[04:08] <catnip> dude, dotn under estimate my knowledge of music
[04:08] <withnail> just listen past the first two minutes
[04:08] <withnail> i got into my stride then
[04:08] <catnip> cant you put it up on ftp?
[04:09] <withnail> can't you dcc?
[04:09] <catnip> so i can download it
[04:09] <catnip> not on this machine
[04:09] <catnip> no soundcard
[04:09] <withnail> i don't have an ftp server set up at the moment and i'm getting drunk so i
[04:09] <catnip> I have to go to the other box and download it
[04:10] <catnip> wait, ill log on form the other box
[04:10] <catnip2> ok, send it here
[04:10] <withnail> http://weedhacker.homeunix.com/going_through_pops_dustbins_test.mp3
[04:11] <withnail> if that link doesn't work tell me
[04:11] <withnail> cider and unix file permissions...
[04:11] <catnip2> well, its working
[04:11] <withnail> hip hip
[04:13] <withnail> did you abort cos you are geting it from the http link or you just not ars
[04:14] <catnip> its here
[04:14] <catnip> all of it..
[04:14] <catnip> lemme listen to it
[04:14] <withnail> heh, cool have a listen. if it ain't your thing tell me what's up with it,
[04:15] <withnail> tell me when you start, i'll synchronise
[04:15] <catnip> sheryl crow
[04:15] <withnail> good slide guitar bit to nick though
[04:16] <withnail> there is the cure, echo and the bunnymen, pixies, alice in chains, and man
[04:16] <catnip> cool
[04:16] <withnail> i love the lsd speech
[04:16] <withnail> about hoffman
[04:16] <catnip> a bit from bodies
[04:16] <catnip> the cure
[04:16] <withnail> the pumpkins tune? naw
[04:17] <catnip> noo
[04:17] <catnip> the other one
[04:17] <catnip> let the bodies hit the floor thing
[04:17] <withnail> yeah it has a sample from that in
[04:17] <catnip> some riffs in the beggining
[04:17] <catnip> pixies
[04:17] <withnail> actually no, it's down with the sickness
[04:17] <catnip> gigantic
[04:17] <Jimmothy> i hate that song
[04:17] <Jimmothy> but i bet i could sing it
[04:17] <withnail> with "it was a good day" by dre
[04:17] <Jimmothy> ive heard it that damn much
[04:18] <catnip> hey, Im enjoying this
[04:18] <withnail> cheers :)
[04:18] <catnip> nice work withnail
[04:18] <catnip> dreams
[04:18] <catnip> nights into dreams
[04:18] <catnip> lol
[04:18] <withnail> can you spot the two soiuxsie and the banshees tunes?
[04:18] <catnip> ot its very close
[04:18] <catnip> israel?
[04:19] <withnail> and the best break ever
[04:19] <catnip> vanilla ice lol
[04:19] <withnail> stop, collaborate and listen
[04:19] <jeek> How am I supposed to collaborate by myself? :/
[04:19] <Jimmothy> press up on the penis now
[04:19] <withnail> give yourself a handjob
[04:19] <Jimmothy> mans own joystick
[04:19] <catnip> LOL
[04:20] <withnail> btw this mix isn't finished, it stops abruptly.this is just as far as i've
[04:20] <withnail> do you like the elvis/craig david/placebo bit :)
[04:20] <catnip> yes, im at it now
[04:20] <withnail> i hate craig david
[04:20] <catnip> put some morrissey in it!
[04:20] <Rjx> i'm afraid of americans
[04:21] <withnail> but that vocal just fits with those tunes
[04:21] <Rjx> i'm afraid of the world
[04:21] <withnail> smiths are already sampled and ready to slot in next time
[04:21] <Jimmothy> which placebo track?
[04:21] <catnip> Rjx: are you afraid of frisbees?
[04:21] <withnail> slackerbitch
[04:21] <catnip> yes
[04:21] <catnip> the beggining part
[04:21] <Jimmothy> havent heard it
[04:21] <withnail> slackerbitch crosed with fill me in by craig david hahaha
[04:21] <Rjx> listening to the david bowie and trent reznor track
[04:21] <Rjx> craig david
[04:21] <Rjx> haha
[04:21] <Rjx> what was that song of his
[04:22] <Rjx> that was huge
[04:22] <withnail> now it should be david bowie vs 50 cent
[04:22] <Jimmothy> theres a marilyn manson and trent reznor - like a virgin cover of madonna
[04:22] <Jimmothy> NiN Vs. 50 Cent - Closer to the Club
[04:22] <Jimmothy> i have that somewhere
[04:22] <withnail> then 50 cent vs libertines
[04:22] <Rjx> not a fan of remixes;[
[04:22] <Jimmothy> ive been on a libertines kick lately
[04:23] <catnip> next time leave the hip hop shite in the bin
[04:23] <withnail> some are greater than the sum of their parts
[04:23] <mquin> NiN vs Ray Parker Jr. - The Ghost that Feeds is excellent
[04:23] <Jimmothy> what a waster CDS is damn expensive on ebay for a single
[04:23] <withnail> ah i'm down with some hip hop
[04:23] <Jimmothy> i have that too mquin
[04:23] <withnail> i told u i was eclectic
[04:23] <mquin> (works better than The Hand that Feeds, IMO
[04:23] <Jimmothy> the one with toxic is better
[04:23] <catnip> hip hop is a cancer
[04:23] <catnip> a desease
[04:24] <Jimmothy> some of its not so bad
[04:24] <catnip> and the american right to bear arms is the cure
[04:24] <mquin> there's a pretty funny closer / super mario remix kikiing around as well
[04:24] <Jimmothy> people under the stairs - stepfather was good
[04:24] <withnail> i can play overworld theme from super mario 2 on guitar
[04:24] <withnail> and i am so proud of it
[04:24] <Jimmothy> well i got to track 7 and had to go out
[04:24] <Rjx> i've been practising playing by ear
[04:25] <Rjx> so i can now normally reproduce a tune i've heard
[04:25] <Rjx> first or second try
[04:25] <Rjx> my agility is still not as good as i'd like though
[04:25] <withnail> if i hear a tune on the radio i can play it by the time it's finished
[04:25] <Rjx> fingers need exercise
[04:25] <Jimmothy> record The Liberines - Tell Your King for me
[04:25] <Jimmothy> i love that
[04:25] <withnail> i've heard tunes and not had a guitar near me and memorised them and playe
[04:25] <withnail> i have good ears
[04:25] <withnail> i love that libertines tune
[04:25] <withnail> one of the best
[04:25] <Rjx> theme tune to donkey kong country
[04:26] <Rjx> works awesomely well on an electric guitar
[04:26] <withnail> i don't know that one, i'll have to listen
[04:26] <withnail> i just sometimes play along to znes
[04:26] <withnail> phone brb
[04:26] <Jimmothy> theres a follow up track on the 2004 self titled too
[04:29] <jeek> whoa
[04:29] <jeek> Rjx: Twins. o.O
[04:29] <Thuryn> rjx, try the zelda theme
[04:30] <withnail> i'velpayed with that one a bit
[04:30] <withnail> not nailed it totally
[04:31] <Rjx> jeek: ?
[04:32] <Rjx> i haven't used fileplanet in a few years
[04:32] <Rjx> and now it is gayer than ever
[04:32] <Rjx> didn't think it was possible
[04:32] <Rjx> but they've managed it
[04:32] <jeek> Rjx: Just saw the chats from #ji yesterday
[04:32] <Rjx> oh
[04:33] <Rjx> well i'm sure you know how most people feel on the issue then
[04:33] <jeek> Not a surprise, twins run in my family, but damn...
[04:36] <jeek> I got/beat New SMB yesterday.
[04:36] <jeek> Fun game.
[04:36] <jeek> Then unlocked the two hidden worlds and immediately went to bed.
[04:52] <mef> coo' http://www1.macys.com/catalog/product/index.ognc?ID=102318&PseudoMasterPro
[05:09] <Kurin> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/snowtow.html
[05:20] <catnip> http://www.break.com/index/snakesbite.html
[05:21] <catnip> i told you i was hardcore
[05:22] <Tark-Work> rules
[05:22] <Kurin> I thold you I thon'th like thankes
[05:23] <Tark-Work> yeah, that's the best part
[05:24] <catnip> http://www.m90.org/index.php?id=15093 ASS!
[05:25] <Tark-Work> Pyow pyow pyow . . . hack hack hack hack! <-- http://www.timesonline.
[05:25] <catnip> we need more cowbe... ass!
[05:26] <catnip> http://www.break.com/index/canadarev.html
[05:27] <Kurin> "He's been lighting me up from the rear ever since"
[05:28] <catnip> hahaahah
[05:32] <catnip> http://www.break.com/index/flinfart.html ROFL
[05:33] <Tark-Work> A separate study published in Nature today has shed further light on huma
[05:34] <catnip> bestiality was invented back then?
[05:34] <Tark-Work> apparently we fucked monkeys
[05:35] <Kurin> Well we were monkeys
[05:35] <Kurin> It makes sense
[05:35] <Cctoide> Wow.
[05:35] <Cctoide> An actual specimen of a retarded news story
[05:35] <catnip> <racism>that's how niggers got invented</racism>
[05:36] <catnip> sorry, had to say it
[05:36] <Tark-Work> retarded?
[05:36] <Tark-Work> had to happen somehow
[05:36] <Cctoide> It's about some violent browser games
[05:36] <Tark-Work> oh. well link it.
[05:37] <Cctoide> I can't.
[05:37] <Cctoide> It was on TV.
[05:37] <catnip> yes you can, come on
[05:37] <catnip> :\
[05:37] <Tark-Work> http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/17/D8HLS2QG0.html <-- this guy f
[05:37] <Cctoide> NSFW?
[05:38] <Cctoide> tv://rtp1.tv/live/5minutesago.stry
[05:38] <Tark-Work> tv:// !?
[05:39] <Cctoide> Yeah... it might start working a few years from now
[05:39] <Kurin> .stry
[05:40] <Tark-Work> I wonder if Jordan's internet name authority would sell bj.jo
[05:41] <catnip> wtf??? Cctoide where are you from?
[05:41] <catnip> thats portuguese
[05:41] <Rjx> Once information is released to the internet in a public fashion, such as the d
[05:42] <catnip> I mean, the TV station
[05:42] <Rjx> that's some real misunderstanding of the law
[05:42] <Cctoide> catnip: yeah, I'm from Portugal
[05:42] <Tark-Work> that's like saying the AP loses its copywright to a story when it's 'rele
[05:42] <catnip> http://www.break.com/index/basejumpfly.html awasome
[05:42] <Kurin> Once you can download windows, it's free
[05:42] <Rjx> http://www.ircdig.com/ noindex
[05:43] <catnip> Cctoide: my dad was portuguese
[05:43] <Cctoide> cool
[05:43] <catnip> Eu faloportuguês
[05:43] <Rjx> it'd be faster to report them to google for breaking the terms of services
[05:43] <Tark-Work> catnip, Cctoide is your father. search your feelings, you know it to be
[05:43] <Cctoide> a sério? :P
[05:43] <catnip> sério
[05:43] <Rjx> than to ask them to remove their bots from spidering your irc channels
[05:43] <catnip> my father is dead
[05:43] <Cctoide> :o
[05:43] <Rjx> or so you thought
[05:44] <catnip> no man, been to the funeral, saw the casket go in the ground
[05:44] <Rjx> ;[
[05:44] <catnip> its was some time ago tough
[05:44] <Cctoide> bem, não há muitos portugueses no IRC fora das nets portuguesas
[05:45] <catnip> ya, mas eu não sou português, apenas falo bem pq o meu pai era daí e tenho a
[05:45] <Cctoide> estou a ver
[05:45] <catnip> falo bem mpior do q escrevo
[05:45] <Cctoide> hmm, conversa sem ser em inglês não deve ser muito frequente aqui :P
[05:46] <catnip> não, e daki a nada levamos um kick
[05:46] <Cctoide> yeah... so let's get back to the inglishe
[05:46] <catnip> this portuguese conversation was brought to you by the likes of me and Cctoi
[05:46] <Rjx> i saw the word kick
[05:46] <catnip> </portuguese>
[05:47] <catnip> yes, I was saying to switch back to english before the .pt lingo got us kick
[05:47] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Hard%20at%20work.png
[05:47] <Rjx> that's awesome
[05:48] <Cctoide> !cc .eh
[05:48] <pinkboa> .eh: Western Sahara
[05:49] <Cctoide> spanish people are crazy
[05:49] <csqrl> http://www.isnichwahr.de/redirect10681.html
[05:49] <csqrl> ahaah
[05:49] <csqrl> what IS THIS
[05:51] <Rjx> doesn't seem to want to load
[05:53] <Cctoide> It's a closet 404
[05:54] <Tark-Work> that's fucking funny
[05:54] <Tark-Work> what is shaq doing in there?
[05:54] <csqrl> that ain't shaq
[05:54] <csqrl> old man bites tenderly
[05:54] <Tark-Work> ...
[05:55] <csqrl> has to be the best
[05:55] <csqrl> shit is 10 mins long
[05:55] <csqrl> each thing keeps getting weirded
[05:56] <Cctoide> Why does it seem that throwing objects at the camera and using exaggerated
[06:00] <Cctoide> Punch it where it hurts
[06:00] <Cctoide> Punch it in the PCI slots
[06:15] <mef> u aint real hood
[06:15] <mef> this shit is real
[06:29] <csqrl> http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=186064&cid=15355916
[06:29] <csqrl> but seriously folks
[06:29] <csqrl> seriously now
[06:30] <csqrl> but more seriously
[06:30] <Rjx> that's a lot of seriously
[06:32] <Tark-Work> seriously
[06:35] <Rjx> what's the frequency, kenneth?
[06:36] <sqlr> heh
[06:36] <csqrl> i think it's weird someone with a nick very similar to mine enters
[06:41] <Rjx> i'm going to be the van morrison of rap
[06:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:43] <mef> http://trolldb.com/junk/MasterDetective.png
[06:44] <Rjx> nice
[06:47] <Rjx> jew've unleashed da fawkin fury
[06:50] <Tark-Work> you said jew
[06:53] <Rjx> yngwie malmsteen impression
[06:54] <mef> A list of issues pertaining to the adoption or more rapid deployment of an oper
[06:54] <mef> Please select all that apply.
[06:54] <mef> 01 I am not familiar with it and/or its infrastructure requirements
[06:54] <mef> 02 Quality issues/too new/not proven/want to wait until bugs are out
[06:54] <mef> 03 Security issues/concerns
[06:54] <mef> 04 I don't like Microsoft
[06:55] <mef> lol
[07:09] <Tark-Work> heh "I don't like Microsoft"
[07:09] <Tark-Work> oh sorry
[07:09] <Tark-Work> lol "I don't like Microsoft" lol
[07:15] <GerbilWrk> it's so cool when your work computer dies on you :(
[07:22] <Tark-Work> http://www.renovaonline.net/black/index.html?lang=en-uk&target=d1.html &l
[07:24] <Osman> hahaha@topic
[07:44] <Osman> hmm
[07:44] <Osman> Which is better? Computer Science, or Software Engineering?
[07:45] <dekkon> depends more on what you wanna do and how strong you are in certain subjects
[07:45] <dekkon> CS is pretty math heavy i think
[07:45] <Osman> I want to be more towards a software developer.
[07:45] <Rjx> CS isn't too math heavy
[07:45] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[07:46] <Rjx> Software Engineering might be a bullshit course though
[07:46] <Rjx> depending on where you are
[07:46] <Osman> I guess :/
[07:46] <Rjx> check what the courses actually teach you in a lot of detail
[07:46] <Rjx> and go for the ones that are more theoretical
[07:46] <Rjx> most of the crap that is heavily based on current software is obsolete before y
[07:46] <Rjx> like IT degrees
[07:49] <Osman> meh
[07:49] <Osman> I'll just stick with CS i guess
[07:50] <Osman> I was looking around and Software engineering almost seem the same as CS but
[07:56] <Osman> blah
[07:56] <Osman> Is chemistry really needed in CS?
[07:56] <Rjx> no
[07:57] <Osman> good :)
[07:57] <Osman> Cause i didn't do chemistry 12 but instead did calculus
[07:57] <Osman> bbs
[07:58] <Tark-Work> Until just now, no one has admitted that there even was a domestic spying
[07:59] * metric is now known as Jeremy_
[07:59] <Tark-Work> hkyhds?
[08:01] <Rjx> i thought it was already admitted
[08:01] <Rjx> in soviet russia, government reports on press
[08:01] <Tark-Work> it was leaked
[08:01] <Tark-Work> but no one ever, ever in the NSA, ever admitted that the program actually
[08:04] * Jeremy_ is now known as metric
[08:04] <Osman> they tried to pull off a "hey, just ignore them, and they'll forget" trick.
[08:04] <Osman> but, obviously failed. :P
[08:09] <Serena[T]> so have they found hoffa?
[08:09] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/astronautalis-meet_me_here_later.mp3
[08:10] <Osman> They still looking for him?
[08:10] <Osman> been like 30 years now.
[08:10] <Serena[T]> they were digging up a farm in Michigan this morning
[08:10] <Serena[T]> i just thought someone here had more updated news than what cnn.com gave
[08:12] <dekkon> JFK put in his will that he wanted Jimmy Hoffa killed.
[08:12] <timmo> we all know the mafia killed jfk
[08:12] <timmo> and hoffa
[08:13] <Osman> Isn't there a myth that hoffa was buried in the gaint's stadium :/
[08:13] <Osman> and that the lump on the mid field is where he got buried...
[08:14] <Thuryn> yes, but it's been proven to be a myth
[08:14] <timmo> http://minnit.de/etc/fb_notebook.png
[08:14] <timmo> oh god
[08:14] <timmo> its so horrible
[08:16] <Osman> don't understand german
[08:16] <Osman> I'm guessing it's german
[08:17] <timmo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDZmb1gDBC0&search=Velvet%20Underground%201972
[08:18] <daze> this lady asked me if i knew horse lol
[08:18] <daze> i think she was asking for heroin
[08:18] <Osman> I guy named horse?
[08:19] <daze> i could have swore that link said velvet underground in it
[08:19] <dekkon> it does
[08:19] <daze> oh nm im thinkin of velvet revolver
[08:19] <Jimmothy> velvet underground loue reed john cale heroin
[08:19] <Jimmothy> -e on lou
[08:21] <daze> what is velvet undergound? a song? venue? group?
[08:22] <Osman> OH...MY...FUCKING...GOD
[08:22] <Osman> so lucky ;x
[08:22] <catnip> < daze> what is velvet undergound? a song? venue? group?
[08:22] <Osman> I realized my hands were down my pants scratching my balls.
[08:22] <Osman> in the middle of the school ibrary.
[08:22] <Osman> ;/
[08:22] <catnip> HERECTIC!
[08:22] <Osman> but no one was there thankfully
[08:22] <catnip> sinner!
[08:22] <Osman> lol
[08:22] <catnip> infidel!
[08:23] <The_Rat> hey
[08:23] <Osman> I HAVE DISSAPPOINTED MY FELLOW TERRORIST BROTHERS :(
[08:23] <daze> .url velvet underground wiki
[08:23] <Tubbee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Velvet_Underground
[08:23] <Serena[T]> now the pictures will end up on the internet Osman
[08:23] <daze> oh damn i didn't know they were from the freakin 60's
[08:23] <Osman> what pictures ;(
[08:23] <Serena[T]> the security camera ones of you with your hands down your pants
[08:24] <catnip> "the freakin 60's" were probably the best age for music EVAHR!
[08:24] <Serena[T]> and some crazy conservative group will use it to get computers out of lib
[08:24] <Osman> Actually
[08:24] <Serena[T]> what have you done man!
[08:24] <Osman> they're settuping up cameras this week
[08:24] <Osman> but they haven't started yet
[08:24] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605180122-pix1.jpg
[08:24] <timmo> HACKEY SACK TATTOO!
[08:24] <Osman> setting up*
[08:24] <Osman> ;/
[08:25] <Osman> that guy will eventually regret that
[08:25] <daze> since that includes pink floyd i agreee w/ that statement catnip
[08:25] <issuez> you dont know him, maybe he wont
[08:25] <The_Rat> when it gets all wrinkly
[08:25] <timmo> i doubt it
[08:25] <issuez> who cares if tattoos get wrinkly
[08:25] <issuez> youre old as fuck anyways
[08:25] <issuez> its bound to happen, wrinkles
[08:25] <daze> that thing'll have to get retouched
[08:25] <Osman> I don't have to worry
[08:25] <catnip> not on your lower legs
[08:25] <Osman> my sucide bombing takes place when im 28.
[08:26] <issuez> people are such stupid idiots about tattoos
[08:26] <catnip> but who the fuck wants to live to see that?
[08:26] <Osman> when that guy has kids
[08:26] <Osman> they'll think hes a fucking fag.
[08:26] <Osman> "don't wear shorts father, you look like a fag"
[08:26] <The_Rat> my guess is any girl that looks at the tattoo will flee. Hence, no kids...
[08:27] <issuez> i think youre both stupid
[08:27] <timmo> i like how people are so closed minded when it comes to tattoos
[08:27] <issuez> and so quick to judge
[08:27] * catnip watches the discussion about his interests
[08:27] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605180015-pix1.jpg
[08:27] <Osman> word.
[08:27] <timmo> now thats awesome too
[08:27] <timmo> but OMG THEYLL REGRET IT
[08:27] <issuez> haha
[08:27] <issuez> i have that on my wall!
[08:27] <Osman> s that clothes?
[08:27] <timmo> if i got that, the only regret id have is it not being bigger
[08:27] <The_Rat> i just call em as i see em
[08:27] <issuez> seirously
[08:27] <Osman> on the tatoo ;/
[08:28] <timmo> haha osman youre a moron
[08:28] <catnip> dali
[08:28] <Osman> HEY
[08:28] <Osman> i need glasses
[08:28] <timmo> the fuck you do
[08:28] <timmo> you need a lobotomy
[08:28] <daze> chicks w/ lower back tats probably regret it when they graduate from college
[08:28] <The_Rat> OMG, I too have that painting
[08:28] <issuez> salvadors religious art kind of freaks me out
[08:28] <timmo> you non art recognizing motherfucker
[08:28] <issuez> he makes jebus look so... i dunno
[08:28] <timmo> amy: his one jesus picture is rad
[08:28] <issuez> skurry
[08:28] <timmo> the one that has a weird distorted perspective
[08:28] <issuez> makes me want to repent
[08:29] <daze> should i stay or should i go!!
[08:29] <timmo> the dali elephant is a pretty common tattoo
[08:29] <The_Rat> "persistencia de la memoria"...
[08:29] <catnip> I've done some dali work
[08:29] <issuez> i like the masturbation one
[08:29] <catnip> on request, not that I like it a lot
[08:29] <timmo> imageurl dali elephant
[08:29] <pinkboa> http://images.google.com/images?q=dali+elephant
[08:30] <catnip> he uses subtle colors, its a bitch to translate that into teh skin
[08:30] <issuez> war of the worlds elephant
[08:30] <The_Rat> http://www.artquotes.net/masters/salvador-dali/flight-of-a-bumblebee.jpg
[08:30] <catnip> cause our own skin is not as the canvas he painted
[08:31] <issuez> i have to wait now to work on my sleave ;\
[08:31] <issuez> stupid nature
[08:31] <catnip> whats the matter?
[08:31] <catnip> sunburn?
[08:31] <issuez> none of your beezwax
[08:31] <catnip> actually, it is
[08:31] <timmo> i heard women folk can get super sick
[08:31] <timmo> and the what not
[08:31] <catnip> thats what I do for A LIVING
[08:31] <timmo> in your condition
[08:31] <csqrl> http://us.video.aol.com/video.full.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1647344&restartUrl=http%
[08:31] <catnip> oh, she's preggers?
[08:31] <issuez> i already have 2 regular artists
[08:32] <timmo> no
[08:32] <timmo> just retarded
[08:32] <issuez> w2
[08:32] <poopy> issuez temp 72F/22C; wind East 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:41AM; S
[08:33] <timmo> w2
[08:33] <Osman> w2
[08:33] <poopy> Osman temp 59F/15C; wind North 16mph/26kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[08:33] <timmo> its been hot as fuck here
[08:33] <catnip> I only have an appointment at 6.30 Im pretty idle now, and dont feel like dr
[08:33] <timmo> w2
[08:33] <The_Rat> I wonder how difficult it would be to make a functional barcode tattoo...
[08:33] <poopy> timmo temp 64F/18C; wind East 14mph/22kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:07AM;
[08:33] <Osman> more daylight for me.
[08:33] <timmo> rat: hard
[08:33] <catnip> very hard
[08:34] <Osman> functional barcode tattoo?
[08:34] <timmo> the lines would have to be perfect
[08:34] <Osman> like an actually scanable barcode?
[08:34] <The_Rat> yeah, you scan it, it reads : "TheRat - Price not found"
[08:34] <Osman> cool
[08:35] <The_Rat> that's the tattoo I would get done... remind me forever Im a geek
[08:35] <issuez> or a gallon of milk
[08:35] <catnip> dammit!
[08:36] <timmo> my friend has the barcode from a colt 45 bottle on his shin
[08:36] <timmo> because hes a redneck
[08:36] <Tark-Work> if you want your barcode to have letters you would need to use like a COD
[08:36] <Tark-Work> that would be one long ass barcode
[08:36] <csqrl> haha
[08:36] <The_Rat> 6 charas in code 128 is not that long...
[08:36] <csqrl> i think next pay period we're getting colt
[08:36] <The_Rat> lol
[08:36] <Tark-Work> But if you just wanted numbers, that's CODE 39, and depending on your res
[08:36] <csqrl> rg gets two cases of beer every two weeks for free
[08:37] <Tark-Work> <The_Rat> yeah, you scan it, it reads : "TheRat - Price not found"
[08:37] <csqrl> <3 working for a beer company
[08:37] <csqrl> this period it was schlitz
[08:37] <The_Rat> - price not found" is given by the market system
[08:37] <csqrl> the non-malt liquor
[08:37] <timmo> whoa whoa
[08:37] <timmo> where does she work?
[08:37] <The_Rat> I tried it on paper. wicked awesome
[08:37] <michael`> red red wine
[08:37] <michael`> goes to my heeeead
[08:38] <issuez> i was singing that the other day
[08:38] <issuez> because i watched SLIVER
[08:38] <Osman> "A new report suggests that interbreeding between humans and chimpanzees happ
[08:38] <catnip> Osman: old news
[08:38] <Osman> ffs
[08:39] <catnip> altough thats the proof that niggers were invented by that time
[08:39] <Osman> word
[08:39] <The_Rat> whoa!
[08:39] <catnip> erm
[08:39] <Osman> I'm a monkey with camel hooves.
[08:39] <Tark-Work> yeah old
[08:39] <catnip> sorry
[08:39] <Cctoide> Maybe hypertrichosis came from back then?
[08:39] <Cctoide> :P
[08:39] <catnip> i meant negroids
[08:40] <catnip> url wikipedia negroid
[08:40] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia negroid": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negroid
[08:40] <Osman> Just use nigger kiddo
[08:40] <The_Rat> http://www.tec-it.com/asp/demo/BarCode.asp?text=TheRat&code=Code128
[08:41] <timmo> im sitting here in my boxers
[08:41] <timmo> and the woman calls
[08:41] <timmo> "ill be there in like a min"
[08:41] <timmo> now im having to get dressed;[
[08:41] <Rjx> ..why
[08:41] <timmo> cause we're going somewhere
[08:41] <Rjx> change the location to a nudist beach
[08:41] <Rjx> then you'll be overdressed
[08:41] <Rjx> problem solved
[08:42] <catnip> trow a sheet over and go to a toga party
[08:42] <catnip> ~throw even
[08:42] <Osman> If you have a hairy chest, you can stay as you are and just put on a golden n
[08:42] <Osman> A LOT of them do that over there.
[08:42] <Osman> here*
[08:42] <Rjx> timmo doesn't live in greece
[08:43] <issuez> he sometimes wishes he did though
[08:43] <catnip> how does a man manage to conceal an erection in a nudist beach?
[08:43] <issuez> sand
[08:43] <Thuryn> lay face down on a beach towel
[08:43] <Osman> apparently they have to lie on their stomach.
[08:43] <Thuryn> *stomachs
[08:43] <issuez> make a sand castle and stay behind it all day
[08:43] <issuez> it can open the draw bridge
[08:43] <The_Rat> get in the water
[08:43] <catnip> LOL
[08:43] <Osman> plus catnip
[08:43] <Thuryn> or just stand there and be proud of it
[08:43] <Rjx> encourage everyone else to follow your example
[08:43] <Osman> most nudist beach are covered with 50-60 year old fat females
[08:44] <Thuryn> <shudders>
[08:44] <Osman> I'm sure you wont have an erection there.
[08:44] <issuez> i stumbled into a nude beach in the keys a few weeks ago
[08:44] <issuez> it was stupid
[08:44] <catnip> or you can quickly find teh motivation to lose
[08:44] <issuez> no markings or signs, just around the corner of an island
[08:44] <issuez> like hello, how are you
[08:44] <daze> nude beaches can be confused w/ jus chicks that wanna tan their boobs
[08:44] <catnip> how were the old ladies doing?
[08:44] <Osman> they like spread their legs chillin at the bar
[08:44] <issuez> these were a bunch of men in tight speedos
[08:45] <Osman> holla'rin at women.
[08:45] <issuez> that then
[08:45] <issuez> took them off
[08:45] <daze> lol
[08:45] <Rjx> haha
[08:45] <Rjx> you've seen eurotrip right?
[08:45] <daze> some times the speedos can be hindering
[08:45] <daze> oh god the weiner scene!!
[08:45] <catnip> speedos are gay
[08:45] <issuez> ive got the best shot from ft lauderdale beach with a guy in one
[08:45] <issuez> hold on
[08:45] <issuez> let me upload right quick
[08:45] <daze> whats her name takin her shirt off doesn't make up for that scene
[08:45] <The_Rat> no, please dont
[08:45] <catnip> issuez: I pass
[08:45] <issuez> i got a lady in a cute bathing suit too
[08:46] <catnip> well, since you put it that way..
[08:46] <Rjx> <@issuez> i got a lady in a cute bathing suit too
[08:47] <Rjx> and then you skinned her to make a bikini?
[08:47] <catnip> who is The_Rat to say no
[08:47] <issuez> lolz
[08:47] <Thuryn> it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
[08:47] <Osman> I never really got that quote.
[08:47] <The_Rat> damnit, now I got curious about the lady...
[08:47] <catnip> its from silence of the lambs
[08:47] <Thuryn> Osman, never seen "Silence of the Lambs"?
[08:47] <TMH_> internegros! I have a question for you
[08:48] <Osman> SPIT IT OUT.
[08:48] <TMH_> when someone says "fuck yo couch, nigga"
[08:48] <TMH_> what does he mean
[08:48] <Rjx> i have to go get some coffee
[08:48] <Rjx> i can't handle you guys uncaffeinated
[08:48] <Osman> I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOTU YOUR COUCH, NIGGER.
[08:48] <TMH_> urm
[08:48] <Rjx> fornicate with your 3-piece, fellow gentlemen
[08:48] <Osman> I'll what i want with it and shit.
[08:48] <TMH_> thanks osman
[08:48] <Osman> :)
[08:48] <catnip> Osman: how the fuck do you know that shit?
[08:49] <Osman> that's confidential.
[08:49] <catnip> where are you from?
[08:49] <Osman> that's confidential.
[08:49] <catnip> embarassing?
[08:49] <Osman> I fear you internet predators.
[08:49] <Osman> :P
[08:49] <issuez> ok uploading
[08:49] <Osman> Cause im a negro.
[08:49] <Osman> and I'm in canada.
[08:49] <TMH_> no
[08:50] <TMH_> while you're in this channel
[08:50] <TMH_> you're an internegro
[08:50] <Osman> international negro?
[08:50] <TMH_> internet negro
[08:50] <Thuryn> *internet
[08:50] <The_Rat> internet negro
[08:50] <TMH_> but close
[08:50] <catnip> no you are not, you'd have sold the pc for crack long ahgo
[08:50] <Osman> ahh
[08:50] <Osman> k...k...k
[08:50] <Osman> I got
[08:50] <Osman> it
[08:50] <catnip> whatt's your sisters name then?
[08:51] <The_Rat> so what am I? an interhispanic?
[08:51] <Osman> Only reason why im in canada, was because my parents thought it was another s
[08:51] <TMH_> haha
[08:51] <TMH_> usa expansion pack
[08:51] <Osman> ;p
[08:51] <issuez> haha tmh
[08:51] <catnip> explore new areas, lots of epic drops
[08:51] <The_Rat> jaja
[08:52] <catnip> new instances: CANADA!
[08:52] <TMH_> HUNDREDS OF EPIC QUESTS
[08:52] <TMH_> A NEW RACE
[08:52] <TMH_> CANADIANS
[08:52] <Thuryn> so what does that make Mexico?
[08:52] <linax> poor
[08:52] <Osman> only thing i do in canada, is walk around with a stick poking the ground look
[08:52] <The_Rat> usa beta
[08:52] <catnip> beta testeing
[08:52] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[08:52] <catnip> LOL
[08:52] <TMH_> Scene: picture of a CANADIAN running about screaming "eh eh eh eh" casting +4
[08:52] <issuez> http://issuez.net/stuff/haha-01.jpg
[08:52] <issuez> http://issuez.net/stuff/haha-02.jpg
[08:53] <Osman> ucked up
[08:53] <Osman> fucked*
[08:53] <issuez> RJX will love it
[08:53] <catnip> MY EYES!!!!
[08:53] <Osman> you should of went up to him and made him do provocative poses
[08:53] <catnip> its burnt into my retina!!
[08:53] <The_Rat> more fucked up the fact of WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TOOK THAT PHOTO!?
[08:53] <Thuryn> i grant you this Mask of Perfect Goaltending +5
[08:53] <issuez> haha
[08:54] <issuez> i take photos like that all the time
[08:54] <issuez> i dont even hide it
[08:54] <issuez> i was sitting there, eating greek food... and i thought, im so taking a pict
[08:54] <catnip> thinking of us then?
[08:54] <issuez> if theyre there in that, they want to be photo'd
[08:54] <Osman> there this potluck shit thing at school, fucking I have to take part in it.
[08:54] <catnip> golden pants of elk fucking +4 stamina
[08:54] <Osman> So i went into dairy queen and get ice cream cake
[08:55] <Osman> but most of it going to be mine, I'll only share a inch of it.
[08:55] <catnip> erm, osman an inch?
[08:55] <Osman> I'm a cheap bastard.
[08:55] <catnip> oook.
[08:55] <Osman> I waste 100 dollars a day, dont feel like wasting more.
[08:55] <pinkboa> i like string
[08:55] <The_Rat> yet, you are eating their stuff...
[08:55] <Osman> No
[08:55] <catnip> canadian dollars?
[08:56] <Osman> I'm going out to eat.
[08:56] <Osman> ya canadian dollars ;x
[08:56] <catnip> thats like 20 euros
[08:56] <Osman> lol
[08:56] <Osman> I guess
[08:56] <linax> lol
[08:56] * issuez changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does
[08:56] * issuez changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does
[08:56] <issuez> fuck beans
[08:56] <csqrl> fofo
[08:56] * issuez changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does
[08:56] <issuez> GOD
[08:56] <issuez> IM GOING TO BED
[08:57] <csqrl> two spaces after csqrl in topic
[08:57] <csqrl> one can be eliminated
[08:57] <Osman> 70 EURO
[08:57] <The_Rat> I think the wrong is in your clipboard
[08:57] <catnip> still..
[08:57] * issuez changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does b
[08:57] <catnip> LOL
[08:57] <issuez> THATS IT
[08:57] * issuez changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does b
[08:57] <The_Rat> BOOH!
[08:58] <csqrl> :[
[08:58] <issuez> i really hope though, that that guy isnt in the russian mafia
[08:58] <csqrl> !op
[08:58] <issuez> YOU TAKE PICTURE OF ME IN SKIMPIES, YOU MUST NOW LOSE YOUR FINGER
[08:58] * csqrl changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does b
[08:58] <issuez> haha
[08:58] <csqrl> balls
[08:59] <issuez> balls, indeed
[08:59] * csqrl changes topic to 'artists msg csqrl | sell sd cards to jes | <DigDug> does be
[08:59] <csqrl> i rule
[08:59] <issuez> spanks
[08:59] <The_Rat> you rule indeed
[08:59] <metric> sexy bastard
[08:59] <Osman> hahaha
[08:59] <catnip> well time to work, bbl children
[08:59] <Osman> everything is free in somalia
[08:59] <Osman> http://finance.yahoo.com/currency/convert?amt=1000&from=USD&to=SOS&submit=Con
[09:00] * catnip is away - inking
[09:00] * catnip is away - inking7away inking
[09:01] <Cctoide> *sniffs a /me*
[09:01] <The_Rat> good link...
[09:01] <Osman> doesn't work?
[09:02] <The_Rat> w00t! fucking raising dollar, I gotta pay 1.5 millions for a PS3
[09:02] <The_Rat> http://finance.yahoo.com/currency/convert?amt=600&from=USD&to=COP
[09:02] <Osman> I'm out for now
[09:02] <Osman> cya
[09:02] <Cctoide> calc 600 usd in won
[09:02] <The_Rat> be
[09:02] <pinkboa> - 600 U.S. dollars = 562519.337 South Korean won
[09:02] <Cctoide> holy crap
[09:04] <issuez> dr. partypants in da house
[09:04] <issuez> whoa
[09:04] <issuez> its 10
[09:04] <linax> 10am
[09:04] <The_Rat> 11
[09:04] <linax> MOUNTAIN TIME
[09:05] <The_Rat> gotta go. gonna buy me some WiMax...
[09:05] <linax> gotta go write a dos logins cript :<
[09:05] <issuez> fag
[09:28] <Tark-Work> jesus fucking christ, when are these assholes going to break for lunch
[09:30] <Rjx> i'm taking the rest of the day off
[09:30] <Rjx> to watch star trek TNG episodes
[09:31] <kitchen> hehe
[09:31] * kitchen is now known as Kitchen12
[09:31] <Kitchen12> haha
[09:32] * Kitchen12 is now known as kitchen
[09:38] <Tark-Work> http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&story
[09:39] <Rjx> Google's subsidiary Orkut has gotten them in trouble with Brazilian authorities
[09:39] <Rjx> no, REALLY?
[09:43] <TMH_> haha
[09:44] <wntd> http://querylog.com/q/star+trek+next+generation+mistakes
[09:51] <shitfish> you know how they say you shouldn't put a cat in the microwave
[09:51] <shitfish> even if it feels a little chilly
[09:52] * jeek submits the previous 4 lines to bash.org
[09:53] <The_Rat> that was sad...
[09:57] <kitchen> .link http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346 70,000 beer cans found in dude
[09:57] <poopy> kitchen - http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=268346 - 70,000 beer cans found in
[09:58] <Case_Sens> anyone familiar with RAM (blue vs black) slots here?
[09:59] <kitchen> Case_Sens: are the on the same motherboard?
[09:59] <Case_Sens> yeah, two blue side by side and 2 black side by side
[09:59] <kitchen> if so, they're just to denote where you should put your ram pairs
[09:59] <kitchen> you probably have a mobo that requires dual channel ram
[09:59] <Case_Sens> k, so if I have 2 identical ram, just put them into the same colors right
[09:59] <kitchen> yes
[09:59] <Case_Sens> k, thanks
[10:00] <kitchen> although you might not
[10:00] <Case_Sens> ?
[10:00] <kitchen> read the manual that came with your mobo
[10:00] <kitchen> to make absolutely
[10:00] <kitchen> sure
[10:00] <Case_Sens> thats the problem
[10:00] <Case_Sens> its not mine
[10:00] <kitchen> Case_Sens: so?
[10:00] <Case_Sens> and the old lady doesnt have the mobo
[10:00] <Case_Sens> manual that is
[10:00] <kitchen> find the mobo's docs online
[10:00] <kitchen> just google for the model number
[10:00] <Case_Sens> of course...
[10:00] <kitchen> it should be printed on the mobo somewhere
[10:01] <Case_Sens> yeah, i need to take another look, i didnt have enough time the first tim
[10:01] <Case_Sens> anyways, thanks
[10:01] <kitchen> np
[10:01] <kitchen> if i was at home i'd tell you for sure
[10:01] <kitchen> my mobo requires dual channel memory
[10:01] <Case_Sens> the sad part is I just graduated college with a Bachelors in CS......they
[10:02] <catnip> counter strike is never very useful in real life..
[10:02] <kitchen> !oh
[10:02] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[10:02] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[10:02] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[10:02] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[10:02] <Case_Sens> lol
[10:02] <Twin`> wait wait wait
[10:02] <Twin`> you weren't taught -anything- about hardware?
[10:02] <Case_Sens> we had one course
[10:03] <Case_Sens> basic hardware
[10:03] <The|Dude> haha
[10:03] <The|Dude> that's why I'm a cse major
[10:03] <kitchen> Twin`: they learn java and how to do parallel computing
[10:03] <The|Dude> hardware + software
[10:03] <The_Rat> you could see that coming..
[10:03] <Case_Sens> we learn A LOT of coding and techniques
[10:03] <Case_Sens> but no "tech support" stuff
[10:03] <kitchen> Case_Sens: see, my worry is
[10:03] <kitchen> if you went to school for comp sci
[10:03] <kitchen> and never built your own computer while you were there
[10:04] <kitchen> *shrugs*
[10:04] <Case_Sens> i used a laptop the whole time
[10:04] <kitchen> first thing i did when i got to college was build my own computer
[10:04] <Twin`> you can build those too now.
[10:04] <Case_Sens> no money to build a desktop after buying the laptop
[10:04] <kitchen> Case_Sens: it's called a summer job
[10:04] <Case_Sens> I had a daughter too
[10:04] * catnip beats Case_Sens with a p133 barebone!
[10:04] <Case_Sens> she costs too much
[10:04] <kitchen> oh
[10:04] <Case_Sens> lol
[10:04] <The_Rat> when I got into college, as a gift, I got money for building my first deskt
[10:04] <Case_Sens> nice
[10:04] <The_Rat> good one
[10:05] <Case_Sens> well, since I will be getting paid starting next month
[10:05] <kitchen> well, I bought my first computer
[10:05] <kitchen> but it wasn't 6 months before I built one :)
[10:05] <Case_Sens> i will be building a new desktop this fall
[10:05] <catnip> building! not buying a mac, BUILDING!
[10:05] <kitchen> Case_Sens: just don't do anything stupid and like.. put windows on it or so
[10:05] <Case_Sens> lmao
[10:06] <kitchen> and i HOPE
[10:06] <Case_Sens> nah, whats sad is our CS department got talked into something stupid by t
[10:06] <kitchen> that as a fellow geek
[10:06] <Case_Sens> we access solaris through windows
[10:06] <kitchen> you do not use IE for anything.
[10:06] <Twin`> what.
[10:06] <Case_Sens> nah, firefox is the shiznitz
[10:06] <kitchen> k, good.
[10:06] <kitchen> and java sux <3
[10:07] <catnip> so, whats your favorite distro?
[10:07] <Case_Sens> but yeah, we use windows to access the solaris mainframe through a X-wind
[10:07] <catnip> (here it comes...)
[10:07] <Case_Sens> .....the definition of stupid
[10:07] <Twin`> what is the point of that?
[10:07] <kitchen> Twin`: apparently they think windows is a 'thin client' ?
[10:08] <kitchen> aren't solaris licenses cheaper than windows?
[10:08] <Case_Sens> the CS majors couldnt figure that out either.......aparrently the CS depa
[10:08] <kitchen> especially for education
[10:08] <Case_Sens> worst part is we no longer had our own lab to work in
[10:08] <Twin`> i see, so they are fans of the crack rock.
[10:08] <catnip> so, the CS majors asked the IT guys to spend their money wisely
[10:09] <Case_Sens> theres nothing harder than programming on an IBM 360/370 server with abou
[10:09] <catnip> and most IT guys, being the commercial whores wannabes they are... BAM!
[10:09] <Case_Sens> yeah
[10:10] <catnip> </rant>
[10:10] <Case_Sens> so, the moral of the story is, dont go to a poor college
[10:10] <kitchen> haha
[10:10] <kitchen> moral of the story is, bring your own laptop to the computer lab.
[10:10] <catnip> better yet, do like I did, dont even bother applying to college :)
[10:10] <Case_Sens> well, thats why I got mine
[10:10] <Case_Sens> lol
[10:10] <Case_Sens> catnip: no degree?
[10:10] <kitchen> and what the hell are basketball players doing in the computer science labs
[10:10] <catnip> no
[10:10] <kitchen> degree is worthless
[10:10] <Case_Sens> well, i didnt want to sound racist
[10:10] <kitchen> omg a piece of paper
[10:11] <catnip> I just like computers and stuff
[10:11] <The_Rat> or get access to some teachers personal computer
[10:11] <catnip> I dont even work with computers
[10:11] <kitchen> Case_Sens: what about racist?
[10:11] <catnip> not even remotely related to IT work
[10:11] <Case_Sens> kitchen: basketball players -> large black guys
[10:11] * varwtf is now known as var
[10:11] <catnip> altough I once sold my soul
[10:11] <kitchen> holy shit
[10:11] <kitchen> Case_Sens: wow.
[10:11] <Case_Sens> well, they had just got done playing Bball
[10:12] <catnip> and attended MCP
[10:12] <Case_Sens> so i focused on that part
[10:12] <kitchen> yea
[10:12] <Case_Sens> not the black part
[10:12] <kitchen> make excuses ya fuckin redneck
[10:12] <Case_Sens> lmao
[10:12] * kitchen not laughing
[10:12] <Case_Sens> "THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!"
[10:12] <catnip> dont say black
[10:12] <catnip> its offensive
[10:12] <Case_Sens> ...
[10:12] <The_Rat> i dont get the funny
[10:12] <Case_Sens> im white
[10:12] <Case_Sens> well, im not redneck, so I laugh at the rednecks
[10:12] <kitchen> dude
[10:12] <kitchen> 13:00:14 < Case_Sens> kitchen: basketball players -> large black g
[10:12] <Case_Sens> if im white, why arent other people black?
[10:13] <Rjx> did i hear racism?!
[10:13] <catnip> dont say redneck either
[10:13] <kitchen> 12:58:04 < Case_Sens> theres nothing harder than programming on an IB
[10:13] <Case_Sens> no, the ones in the lab were black and basketball players
[10:13] <Case_Sens> i focused on the basketball part
[10:13] <kitchen> no
[10:13] <kitchen> you just assumed that all tall black people play basketball
[10:13] <catnip> and that's a lie
[10:13] <Case_Sens> ok, maybe I mispoke, I love Dirk Novitzki
[10:13] <catnip> they also do business
[10:14] <Case_Sens> i dont want to sound like I am racist
[10:14] <kitchen> either that or you don't like black people so when you wanted to refer to t
[10:14] <catnip> niggers, plural
[10:14] <The_Rat> we have a joke here... what does NBA stands for? "Negros Bien Altos"
[10:14] <Case_Sens> no, they wore basketball clothes and smelled like they had just played 4
[10:14] <catnip> LOL @ The_Rat
[10:14] <kitchen> haha
[10:14] <Rjx> RAINBOW COCK 8==================D RAINBOW COCK 8======================D RAINBOW
[10:14] <Rjx> RAINBOW COCK 8==================D RAINBOW COCK 8======================D RAINBOW
[10:14] <kitchen> Case_Sens: btw, i'm just fuckin with you :P
[10:14] <Case_Sens> so when you wanted an explanation, i said tall black people........
[10:15] <Case_Sens> kitchen: fuck you
[10:15] <catnip> peace peace peace
[10:15] <Case_Sens> lol
[10:15] <kitchen> hahaha
[10:15] <catnip> AHHAHAHAH
[10:15] <catnip> you got sooo played
[10:15] <Case_Sens> ....pwned
[10:15] <kitchen> !oh
[10:15] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[10:15] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[10:15] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[10:15] <catnip> ROFL!
[10:15] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[10:15] <Cctoide> This is so.... Random.
[10:15] <sxh_> haha
[10:15] * sxh_ is now known as sxh
[10:15] <Case_Sens> lol
[10:15] <Rjx> !words
[10:15] <dekkon> ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone
[10:15] <sxh> sxh has returned
[10:15] <kitchen> Case_Sens: I just saw you dug yourself a bit of a grave and decided to bury
[10:15] <Rjx> !liljon
[10:15] <dekkon> this zone is for krunking and unkrunking only
[10:15] <Case_Sens> yeah
[10:15] <catnip> you actually fell for it
[10:15] <Case_Sens> it was fun
[10:15] <Cctoide> All we're missing is goatse
[10:16] <Case_Sens> lmao
[10:16] <kitchen> 13:03:06 <@kitchen:@#geekissues> i bet this guy is shitting himself h
[10:16] <Cctoide> and a few lemons
[10:16] <Rjx> !dekkon
[10:16] <pinkboa> DOKTAR JUAN DEKON AT YOUR SERVICE.
[10:16] <Case_Sens> i fell for that once too
[10:16] <Cctoide> Rjx's last rainbow cock got circumsized
[10:16] <Case_Sens> kitchen: that was good, fuck you, but that was good
[10:16] <Cctoide> radically
[10:16] <kitchen> Case_Sens: :P
[10:16] <kitchen> <3
[10:16] <csqrl> :[
[10:16] <csqrl> http://fuckweb2.com
[10:16] <csqrl> someone called me a fag in my guestbook
[10:16] <catnip> this channel makes its own klan rallies
[10:16] <csqrl> probably a dirty web2 supporter
[10:17] <kitchen> csqrl: i tried to sploit it
[10:17] <kitchen> but you have moderation enabled
[10:17] <kitchen> :(
[10:17] <csqrl> let me get this straight
[10:17] <csqrl> you tried to exploit one of my php scripts
[10:17] <kitchen> no
[10:17] <csqrl> come on nigga
[10:17] <csqrl> what's my name
[10:17] <Case_Sens> i havent logged in here in over a month.......now I know what my life was
[10:17] <catnip> Rjx buys the gas, kitchen buys the wood, pinkboa nails the cross together, I
[10:17] <kitchen> i tried to XSS it
[10:17] <Cctoide> Why?
[10:18] <Cctoide> Web 2.0 is awesome!
[10:18] <Cctoide> http://www.parm.net/web2.0/
[10:18] <csqrl> xss? nigga please
[10:18] <csqrl> what's my name
[10:18] <csqrl> you should know it's impossible even before you try
[10:18] <kitchen> :P
[10:18] <kitchen> hey, I always try :P
[10:18] <csqrl> i'm going to have to throw n a captcha though
[10:18] <csqrl> too much spam
[10:18] <Rjx> haha
[10:19] <Rjx> i'm going to exploit something of yours one day josh
[10:19] <csqrl> GOOD LUCK
[10:19] <Cctoide> I find arithmetic would be easier
[10:19] <Rjx> i managed to marquee/blink jestuh
[10:19] <kitchen> hahaha
[10:19] <Rjx> the day before prohate went live
[10:19] <Cctoide> "To confirm you're not a homo, calculate this and enter the result: Two plu
[10:19] <Rjx> lude's web gallery got the scrolling CADAVER text
[10:19] <catnip> 2 guys and nine girls?
[10:19] <kitchen> hahaha
[10:20] <Rjx> NOBODY IS SAFE
[10:20] <lude> not anymore bitch
[10:20] <Rjx> optix's was pretty hilarious
[10:20] <Rjx> i mean in most cases, it's an accidental flaw
[10:20] <Rjx> optix had an upload script
[10:20] <kitchen> ouch
[10:20] <csqrl> ahaahah
[10:20] <Rjx> that didn't do any extension checking
[10:20] <kitchen> uploaded goatse.jpg ?
[10:20] <csqrl> i can't cp because i'm via remote desktop, but:
[10:21] <csqrl> FLeXX: Web 2.0 haters fucking go to hell! it RULZ
[10:21] <Rjx> kitchen: more like phpinfo.php
[10:21] <Rjx> hahah
[10:21] <kitchen> heh
[10:21] <csqrl> approving
[10:21] <csqrl> i need to show the other side
[10:21] <Cctoide> How to Web2.0ify your site:
[10:21] <csqrl> someone also called me a pussy
[10:22] <Cctoide> Use round corners, messing up the whole layout
[10:22] <Rjx> shit Cctoide
[10:22] <Cctoide> Create a "tags" cell
[10:22] <Rjx> the anti-web2.0 trend
[10:22] <Rjx> started here first
[10:22] <csqrl> no joke
[10:22] <Rjx> me and csqrl have been hating on it for so long now
[10:22] <Cctoide> :[
[10:22] <Rjx> i'd like to think this channel was the epicenter
[10:22] <kitchen> hehe
[10:22] <Cctoide> It killed iranian people?
[10:23] <Rjx> of the enlightenment earthquake
[10:24] <Rjx> only if they use the word podcast
[10:25] <csqrl> alrighty, cleared the guestbook backlog
[10:25] <csqrl> so the pops came to town the other day
[10:26] <csqrl> gave me a che hat as if che was still cool
[10:26] <csqrl> or, more correctly, was ever cool
[10:26] <csqrl> but it's all good, i wore it
[10:26] * sxh_ is now known as sxh
[10:26] <csqrl> it's a hat, i'm not picky
[10:26] <csqrl> we go out to eat, and on our way out
[10:26] <csqrl> this old dude called me a fucking commie
[10:26] <csqrl> over a che hat
[10:26] <csqrl> very humorous
[10:27] <dekkon|> ok so the ubuntu live cd works on this laptop
[10:27] <The|Dude> hooray
[10:27] <dekkon|> im really starting to think that the HDD is just fucked
[10:28] <dekkon|> newer one should be in the mail soon
[10:29] <finn_> watching hostel at the moment
[10:29] <Cctoide> So, does anyone here ... how shall I say this without getting a beatdown...
[10:29] <finn_> it sucks
[10:29] <dekkon|> some do
[10:29] <dekkon|> not i
[10:29] <kitchen> finn_: yes, yes it does
[10:30] <finn_> there hasn't been any killing yet, but that won't make the movie better
[10:31] <kitchen> it makes it worse, believe me
[10:31] <Cctoide> Is it a slahser?
[10:31] <Cctoide> slasher, even
[10:31] <kitchen> Cctoide: kinda
[10:31] <dekkon|> laptop runs kinda slow but it isnt too awful bad
[10:31] <dekkon|> 500mhz of love
[10:31] <kitchen> hehe
[10:31] <Cctoide> I'm going to make the best slasher movie ever
[10:31] <Cctoide> In ten seconds
[10:31] <finn_> didn't quentin tarantino produce that?
[10:32] <Cctoide> First two seconds are intro, everyone else gets killed in the next five sec
[10:32] <kitchen> finn_: yes
[10:32] <kitchen> i didn't know it until long after i saw it
[10:32] <Cctoide> Using highly advanced classical machete-to-the-head technology
[10:33] <Twin`> highly advanced classical.
[10:33] <Cctoide> Yup.
[10:33] <Cctoide> Don't ask me how I did it, the time machine is broken^W^W^W^W^WI'd have to
[10:34] <finn_> wtf did he think he was doing?
[10:34] <finn_> it's been going on for 43 minutes and I'm still waiting for some plot
[10:35] <dekkon|> name some linux war driving utilities
[10:35] <Yze> http://www.nbc4.tv/video/9152183/detail.html
[10:35] <finn_> kismet
[10:36] <Cctoide> !google windows clustering
[10:36] <finn_> clustering windows? are you insane?
[10:36] <Cctoide> How many bots are there in here, again?
[10:36] <Cctoide> finn_: well, it's not clinical...
[10:36] <finn_> !url windows clustering
[10:36] <dekkon|> that is classified
[10:36] <finn_> url windows clustering
[10:36] <pinkboa> - "windows clustering": http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/technolo
[10:37] <Cctoide> Bah, windows server
[10:37] <Cctoide> I only have one Linux box on the LAN
[10:40] <csqrl> url mac mini
[10:40] <pinkboa> - "mac mini": http://www.apple.com/macmini/
[10:40] <csqrl> for all your clustering needs
[10:40] <Rjx> worst candidate for a cluster
[10:40] <kitchen> yea, no cooling
[10:40] <csqrl> worst
[10:40] <finn_> cluster mini-itx
[10:40] <csqrl> or BEST EVER
[10:40] <kitchen> haha
[10:41] <Rjx> the mac mini would suck for a cluster, there's a huge supercomputer cluster bui
[10:41] <Rjx> url bbc technology G5 apple mac cluster
[10:41] <pinkboa> - "bbc technology G5 apple mac cluster": http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technol
[10:41] <csqrl> they replaced them with xserve clusters
[10:41] <csqrl> virginia university i think
[10:41] <csqrl> some shit like that
[10:41] <finn_> http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/cluster/
[10:41] <Twin`> i'd be surprised if UVA could afford that
[10:42] <Rjx> yep
[10:42] <Rjx> virginia tech
[10:45] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:45] <daze> have you guys seen the 3d modeling software from google?
[10:46] <Sohcahtoa> what
[10:46] <kitchen> eh?
[10:46] <Sohcahtoa> no way
[10:46] <Twin`> what? did google buy autodesk now too?
[10:46] <kitchen> haha
[10:47] <daze> its even free
[10:47] <daze> http://sketchup.google.com/
[10:47] <daze> well the beta :)
[10:47] <Serena[T]> only trial version though
[10:47] <csqrl> haah @ that vid yze
[10:47] <Twin`> google doesn't have trials
[10:47] <csqrl> that's so rough
[10:47] <csqrl> ^5 for that news team
[10:48] <daze> i bet google will have the first uncrackable software
[10:48] <csqrl> shit like that is why everyone hates repair shops
[10:48] <Twin`> ?
[10:48] * Twin` watches
[10:50] <daze> http://leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=www.geekissues.org
[10:53] <Tark-Work> http://querylog.com/k/13
[10:53] <michael`> hahah
[10:53] <daze> definately a bot :)
[10:54] <Rjx> 18:45 < daze> have you guys seen the 3d modeling software from google?
[10:54] <Rjx> it's not "from" google as such
[10:54] <Tark-Work> Estimated Actual Value: $65,522.00
[10:54] <Rjx> software has been around for a long long time
[10:54] <Rjx> google just bought them a little while ago
[10:55] <dekkon> http://leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=youareadopted.com
[10:55] <dekkon> Estimated Actual Value: $2,904.00
[10:55] <csqrl> highballed just a little bit
[10:55] <dekkon> just a bit
[10:55] <daze> youd have to find a real nerd to buy it for that much
[10:55] <daze> i'll offer you $5
[10:55] <michael`> http://leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=weagley.com
[10:55] <csqrl> a real idiot*
[10:56] <daze> hehe
[10:56] <michael`> Estimated Base Value: $315.00
[10:56] <michael`> Estimated Actual Value: $16,538.00
[10:56] <Twin`> memorylounge.org
[10:56] <Twin`> Estimated Base Value: $252.00
[10:56] <Twin`> Estimated Actual Value: $10,584.00
[10:56] <dekkon> fugly.be
[10:56] <dekkon> Estimated Actual Value: $27,744.00
[10:56] <Rjx> dongpants.com
[10:56] <kitchen> wow, my domain is worth 22k ?
[10:56] <Rjx> Estimated Base Value: $240.00
[10:56] <bos`> haha
[10:56] <Rjx> Estimated Actual Value: $9,600.00
[10:56] <Rjx> for dongpants.com?
[10:56] <csqrl> haha
[10:56] <Cctoide> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4607642.stm
[10:56] <csqrl> mykoala 24 grand
[10:56] <kitchen> Estimated Base Value: $369.00
[10:56] <kitchen> Estimated Actual Value: $22,694.00
[10:57] <michael`> microsoft.com
[10:57] <michael`> It has been determined based on search results that this name may be ex
[10:57] <michael`> Estimated Base Value: $3,141.00
[10:57] <michael`> Estimated Actual Value: $1,644,314.00
[10:57] <Sohcahtoa> http://leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=sohcahtoa.net My domain is worth $3
[10:57] <Twin`> hkyhds.com
[10:57] <Twin`> Estimated Base Value: $282.00
[10:57] <Twin`> Estimated Actual Value: $13,254.00
[10:57] <kitchen> we should all cross-link to each other
[10:57] <Rjx> yeah this is clearly stupid
[10:57] <jonathans> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wzMJ_RdgHg
[10:57] <kitchen> Estimated Base Value: $4,128.00
[10:57] <kitchen> Estimated Actual Value: $2,840,064.00
[10:57] <kitchen> ^^^^^^ google.com
[10:57] <Twin`> old jon
[10:57] <kitchen> yea, they're going to sell google.com for 2mil
[10:57] <Twin`> we watched this yesterday.
[10:57] <dekkon> nobody in their right mind is gonna pay that much
[10:57] <Rjx> ilikepenises.com
[10:58] <Rjx> Estimated Base Value: $132.00
[10:58] <Rjx> Estimated Actual Value: $2,904.00
[10:58] <Cctoide> LeapFish has "Sponsers"?
[10:58] <michael`> awesome tool
[10:58] <michael`> very accurate
[10:59] <Sohcahtoa> bsiuu is a spammer
[10:59] <Sohcahtoa> [10:54] <bsiuu> IRC News: finally Sheree J. Wilson naked ... at ba
[10:59] <Sohcahtoa> thank you
[10:59] <michael`> thank you
[10:59] <dekkon> who is sheree j wilson
[10:59] <kitchen> This domain name contains 7 or more characters. These names are not valued
[10:59] <kitchen> ok
[10:59] <kitchen> that right there gives it away
[10:59] <kitchen> the guy who runs the site is a retard.
[11:00] <kitchen> This domain name contains 7 or more characters. These names are not valued
[11:00] <michael`> that's an interesting idea
[11:00] <Tark-Work> On what do you base you're assumption?
[11:00] <michael`> for a tool i mean
[11:00] <michael`> just badly executed
[11:00] <daze> kitchen word
[11:00] <Sohcahtoa> omgwtfbbqlolroflcopter.com
[11:00] <Sohcahtoa> Estimated Base Value: $87.00
[11:00] <Sohcahtoa> Estimated Actual Value: $1,262.00
[11:00] <daze> on a side note microsoft is more than 7 letters
[11:00] <michael`> i think for company names it should look at the company's profits for the
[11:00] <daze> so thats a bad concept anyway
[11:01] <daze> michael` impiment it
[11:01] <michael`> you could think of better factors
[11:01] <daze> liment
[11:01] <michael`> than what that guy uses
[11:01] <Cctoide> "As any good domain should, this name does not contain numbers, hyphens, or
[11:01] <Cctoide> ... unicode characters?
[11:01] <kitchen> heh
[11:01] <michael`> definitly
[11:01] <kitchen> 13:48:29 <@kitchen> the guy who runs the site is a retard.
[11:01] <michael`> definitly man
[11:01] <michael`> definitly
[11:02] <Cctoide> definitely.
[11:02] <kitchen> definitely
[11:02] <michael`> DEFINATLY
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> leapfish is officially retarded.
[11:02] <kitchen> DEFINITELY
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> fjflkjlklfjasdohvndffwajadkdfdlkfj.com
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> Estimated Base Value: $75.00
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> Estimated Actual Value: $938.00
[11:02] <Tark-Work> definititely
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> Who would pay $938 for that?
[11:02] * kitchen waits for it
[11:02] <kitchen> Sohcahtoa: me!
[11:02] <Cctoide> definBOOBStitsly
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> definitey
[11:02] <michael`> haha
[11:02] <Sohcahtoa> definitely
[11:03] <Cctoide> Well, duh. http://www.leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=boobs.com
[11:03] <Cctoide> "Your domain name contains the Dictionary.com entry boobs. Names of this na
[11:03] <kitchen> haha
[11:04] <Twin`> i wonder if i could sell memorylounge for 10 grand.
[11:04] <kitchen> i wonder if i could sell scriptkitchen.com for 22 grand
[11:04] <kitchen> if i could, i just minght
[11:04] <Twin`> hkyhds is worth 13
[11:04] <kitchen> might even
[11:04] <Cctoide> goatse.cx
[11:04] <Cctoide> Estimated Base Value: $669.00
[11:04] <Cctoide> Estimated Actual Value: $74,594.00
[11:04] <kitchen> haha
[11:04] <Cctoide> $669, eh?
[11:06] <Cctoide> geekissues.org is worth 65 grand
[11:06] <csqrl> old man bites tenderly
[11:06] <Cctoide> Very gerontogenous.
[11:06] <michael`> some domains are probably priceless
[11:06] <michael`> microsoft.com
[11:06] <Cctoide> microsoft.com
[11:06] <Cctoide> Er... yes
[11:07] <Cctoide> Estimated Actual Value: $1,644,314.00
[11:08] <Twin`> personally
[11:08] <Twin`> i think they left off some zeros
[11:08] <kitchen> a few
[11:08] <Cctoide> sex.com Estimated Actual Value: $1,050,854.00
[11:08] <Tark-Work> Estimated Actual Value: $2,214,338.00 <-- whitehouse.gov
[11:09] <Cctoide> So Microsoft is better than sex?
[11:09] <Cctoide> I highly doubt that
[11:09] <kitchen> Cctoide: both can give you viruses
[11:09] <Kurin> Estimated Base Value: $258.00
[11:09] <Kurin> Estimated Actual Value: $11,094.00
[11:09] <Kurin> My domain is worth $11k?
[11:09] <kitchen> Kurin: supposedly mine is worth 22k *shrugs*
[11:09] <TMH_> hey
[11:10] <TMH_> wheres ducklord :(
[11:10] <daze> i believe thats kinda like what advertisers would look at... since it's listin
[11:10] <csqrl> koa.la is worth 45
[11:10] <pinkboa> i like string
[11:10] <csqrl> i beat you all
[11:10] <daze> but the part about them being dictionary words and less than 7 chars kinda thr
[11:10] <Cctoide> Okay, that tool is retarded
[11:10] <Cctoide> http://www.leapfish.com/analyze.php?url=MILLIONDOLLARDOMAIN.BLINGBLING
[11:10] <mp3_luke> my little brother's free piczo site is apparently worth 8.5k
[11:11] <csqrl> The .blingbling TLD
[11:11] <csqrl> ling ling forgot her bling bling
[11:11] <daze> image.xxx is worth 65K while being non-exsistent at the same time
[11:11] <Kurin> "It has been determined based on search results that this name may be extensi
[11:12] <FlaVouR> we love issuez .. no really
[11:12] <Cctoide> qwixzap.be is worth 1k
[11:12] <FlaVouR> www.porn.com must be worth an absolute fortune
[11:13] <Cctoide> only $250k
[11:13] <finn_> kitchen?
[11:13] <Cctoide> sex.com is worth more
[11:13] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:13] <kitchen> finn_: ?
[11:13] <FlaVouR> I kow the guy who owns sex.co.za
[11:13] <finn_> it sucks
[11:13] <Osman> what conversation have i stumbled on to?
[11:13] <kitchen> finn_: what does
[11:13] <finn_> the movie
[11:13] <kitchen> yea
[11:14] <finn_> at least there's a funny guy in the movie
[11:15] <Cctoide> Jeebus, my cells stink.
[11:15] <FlaVouR> what movie?
[11:15] <finn_> hostel
[11:15] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:15] <FlaVouR> its crap
[11:15] <FlaVouR> ofcourse my horse
[11:16] <finn_> the guy torturing the japanese lady is funny
[11:16] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:16] <FlaVouR> thing is I didnt emote with any of the guys so when they were getting tortu
[11:16] <kitchen> FlaVouR: same
[11:16] <kitchen> there isn't much story
[11:16] <kitchen> they get laid
[11:17] <kitchen> they get dead
[11:17] <kitchen> *shrugs*
[11:17] <FlaVouR> the premis is awesome thp
[11:17] <FlaVouR> tho
[11:17] <kitchen> it's so dry
[11:17] <FlaVouR> I like the idea
[11:17] <finn_> "should I do it slow or fast?" "fast" "yeah I think I'll do it fast...
[11:17] <FlaVouR> they could have done a MUCH better job
[11:17] <kitchen> FlaVouR: of the pay for killing shop?
[11:17] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:17] <kitchen> yea
[11:17] <kitchen> i like it too
[11:17] <FlaVouR> its a good idea just executed badly
[11:17] <kitchen> i think i'll open one up
[11:17] <kitchen> anyone want to be my first guest?
[11:17] <FlaVouR> lol
[11:18] <FlaVouR> have you seen Switchblade Romance?
[11:18] <Cctoide> Um
[11:18] <Kurin> http://issuez.net/stuff/1.jpg man I remember that
[11:18] <Cctoide> Does one of the guy get his leg chainsawed off?
[11:18] <Cctoide> I saw it in the making of trailer
[11:18] <FlaVouR> of whch movie?
[11:18] <Cctoide> Hostel
[11:19] <FlaVouR> umm
[11:19] <Cctoide> The one with the killshop
[11:19] <FlaVouR> drilled
[11:19] <FlaVouR> oh wait
[11:19] <FlaVouR> yeah
[11:19] <Cctoide> oh
[11:19] <Cctoide> oh
[11:19] <Cctoide> OH
[11:19] <Cctoide> Err, yeah, I thought so.
[11:19] <FlaVouR> the chainsaw happens when one dude slips on an apendage and drops the fucki
[11:20] <Cctoide> Did anyone here watch the craptacular Wild Wild West?
[11:20] <FlaVouR> yes
[11:20] <kitchen> yes
[11:20] <FlaVouR> I liked it
[11:20] <kitchen> eh
[11:20] <FlaVouR> only because I was expecting it to be crap
[11:20] <kitchen> it was pretty far-fetched
[11:20] <FlaVouR> yeha
[11:20] <FlaVouR> but I knoew that
[11:20] <kitchen> and it was mostly a marketing gimmick
[11:20] <kitchen> OOO WILL SMITH I'M GONNA GO WATCH IT
[11:21] <Thuryn> WWW was funny, but not a great movie
[11:21] <Cctoide> Well, the steampunk thingy was pretty well done
[11:21] <Cctoide> Although I didn't get the purpose of the oversized mechanical dildo
[11:21] <kitchen> don't get me wrong, i like will smith
[11:21] <kitchen> but i don't like gimmick movies
[11:21] <kitchen> like * with any female pop singer
[11:21] <kitchen> lindsey lohan
[11:21] <Thuryn> he and kevin kline make a pretty good team, though
[11:21] <kitchen> etc
[11:22] <Cctoide> I wonder how hot Emma Watson is going to turn out to be
[11:22] <FlaVouR> I'd fuck that snotty british accent RIGHT out of her
[11:22] <FlaVouR> *thusting hip motions*
[11:22] <FlaVouR> so she can go "oh mummy!!"
[11:23] <FlaVouR> sorry
[11:23] <FlaVouR> too much sugar
[11:23] <Cctoide> ... right
[11:23] <Cctoide> The Wikipedia article lacks sexy pics
[11:23] <FlaVouR> she isnt legal yet
[11:24] <FlaVouR> when she is tho I bet the internet is gonna be FULL of dirty candid pics of
[11:24] <kitchen> heh
[11:24] <kitchen> the chick from harry potter?
[11:24] <Cctoide> yes
[11:24] <FlaVouR> ya
[11:24] <kitchen> you guys are sick.
[11:24] <Tark-Work> I'd do her right now
[11:24] <kitchen> she was 10 in harry potter
[11:24] <kitchen> the first one
[11:24] <Cctoide> she is pretty hot already
[11:24] <Cctoide> in the last movie
[11:24] <FlaVouR> she's 17 now bub .. there is grass on the pitch .. you can play cricket
[11:25] <FlaVouR> talking of movies
[11:25] <kitchen> url wikipedia emma watson
[11:25] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia emma watson": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Watson
[11:25] <Cctoide> Um... she was born in 1990
[11:25] <kitchen> she's 16, foo
[11:25] <FlaVouR> our short film just got accepted into the Darklight international film fest
[11:25] <kitchen> JUST turned 16 last month
[11:25] <FlaVouR> read part about grass on the pitch
[11:26] <kitchen> Watson was cast to play Hermione Granger at age 10
[11:26] <kitchen> age 10
[11:26] <FlaVouR> SHES NOT FUCKING 10 ANYMOREW!!
[11:26] <FlaVouR> and she's hot
[11:26] <kitchen> yea
[11:26] <kitchen> i'll give you that.
[11:26] <kitchen> she's bangable
[11:27] <FlaVouR> like a shiney new nail
[11:33] <Badtzmaru> Judge agrees to keep AT&T snooping files under wraps
[11:33] <Badtzmaru> *sigh*
[11:33] <FlaVouR> welcome to democracy American Style
[11:34] <FlaVouR> anyone seen "waiting"?
[11:34] <lude> what does UFFA mean
[11:34] <lude> (internet slang)
[11:34] <kitchen> United Fantasy Football Association
[11:34] <kitchen> United Forum Flamers Association
[11:34] <lude> i'll fucking stab you jer
[11:34] <kitchen> uniformed fire fighter's association
[11:34] <kitchen> :(
[11:35] <Wabbit98> United Final Fantasy Association?
[11:35] <kitchen> lude: any context to work with?
[11:35] <lude> signoff on an e-mail
[11:35] <Badtzmaru> lude needs no context for stabbing
[11:35] <FlaVouR> U fucking flaming Arsehole?
[11:35] <Tark-Work> U FUCKING FAT ASS
[11:35] <kitchen> lude: a social email or ?
[11:35] <lude> casual biz
[11:35] <kitchen> if put into context it might make sense
[11:36] <Twin`> Ur Friendly Financial Advisor
[11:36] <kitchen> Twin`: haha
[11:40] <Tark-Work> I sign my emails with YHDS
[11:40] <FlaVouR> I sign WWJD
[11:42] <dekkon> WHAT WOULD JOSHO DO
[11:42] <FlaVouR> exactly
[11:43] <FlaVouR> write a FUCKOFF perl script
[11:43] <FlaVouR> probably
[11:43] <dekkon> Kingston 1GB USB 2.0 DataTraveler Write up to 3MB/sec
[11:43] <dekkon> FREE BUDGET SHIPPING
[11:43] <dekkon> $14.00 Mail-in Rebate
[11:43] <dekkon> $19.95 After Rebate (expires 5/20/06)
[11:43] <dekkon> Buy.com price: $33.95
[11:43] <dekkon> http://enews.buy.com/cgi-bin5/DM/y/ef6w0IbSA50Ijf0Br3M0G8
[11:49] <kitchen> not bad
[12:10] * jestler is now known as jestuh
[12:10] <jestuh> any chicago mofos in the house?
[12:10] <jestuh> because i need to brag about what i just ate
[12:10] <jestuh> ;x
[12:10] <Badtzmaru> if you say pizza I will find you and destroy you
[12:10] * jestuh is now known as pinin
[12:11] <pinin> haha nah that's assumed
[12:11] <pinin> just had big beef from portillos
[12:11] <pinin> <333
[12:11] <dekkon> i finally did it
[12:11] <pinin> you've been enlightened by portillos right badtz?
[12:11] <Badtzmaru> not yet no
[12:11] <pinin> dekkon you talk to the woman yet for me?
[12:11] <dekkon> i know it was an impulse buy, but i said
[12:11] <dekkon> to hell with it
[12:11] <dekkon> she isnt off work yet
[12:11] <dekkon> i went out and bought an xbox 360
[12:11] <pinin> oh man badtz you need to hit it up
[12:17] * pinin is now known as jestuh
[12:21] <TMH_> http://del.icio.us/url/2b78a1d1a916127b282f2ef0473c776a
[12:21] <FlaVouR> http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/148605208/
[12:21] <FlaVouR> ouch
[12:21] <swight> oh poor google
[12:21] <swight> http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=06/05/18/1629253&from=rss
[12:22] * Katasak3 is now known as Katasaki
[12:22] <TMH_> cant they roll with the common carrier status thing
[12:23] <swight> I mean really, is google going to be held responsible for every possible com
[12:23] <jestuh> they should be able to but people still hate on em
[12:23] <jestuh> haha no shit
[12:23] <Rjx> hahah
[12:24] <Rjx> we don't shoot the messenger, we nail him to a tree and then sodomize him
[12:24] <Evev> Hello everyone
[12:24] <Rjx> hi
[12:25] <Badtzmaru> swight: they shouldnt have said "we cant do that"
[12:25] <Evev> Jumping in for the ~30 min or so before lecture
[12:25] <Badtzmaru> when they obviously can
[12:25] <Evev> The last last of all my lectures for Spring ;o
[12:25] <Rjx> yeah that was a poor move
[12:26] <TMH_> hello welcome to the channel
[12:27] <Rjx> is using the <?= echo tag in php considered bad practice
[12:28] <Rjx> i know <? is
[12:28] <TMH_> generally yes
[12:28] <Rjx> is it possible to do <?php=
[12:28] <TMH_> because you can disable <?= with the same variable
[12:28] <TMH_> why would you make that an option
[12:28] <TMH_> why
[12:28] <Evev> :O
[12:29] <TMH_> php would be nicer if I could save those three keystrokes all the time
[12:29] <Rjx> same variable?
[12:29] <Evev> Anyone here ever try D&D Online?
[12:29] <TMH_> well
[12:29] <Evev> (Wondering because a friend just jumped on it and is gushing constantly)
[12:30] <TMH_> using <? in place of <?php is considered bad practise
[12:30] <TMH_> because <? can be disabled in php.ini
[12:30] <TMH_> for some reason
[12:30] <Rjx> it's also because <? syntax is reserved for XML
[12:30] <jestuh> i use <? like it's 1999
[12:30] <TMH_> <?= can be disabled by the same variable
[12:30] <TMH_> oh right
[12:30] <Rjx> and that can screw some things up
[12:30] <TMH_> well why would you be passing an xml file through the php interpreter
[12:30] <jestuh> nah evev
[12:31] <Twin`> i need to stop leaving spare IC chips on my desk
[12:32] <Evev> They go missing? :o
[12:32] <Twin`> that and they keep stabbing me
[12:32] <Twin`> i had a LM386D somewhere, and now it's gone
[12:32] <Thuryn> pci nics are good for that too (though modems and sound cards are worse)
[12:33] <Rjx> you do circuitry Twin`?
[12:33] <Twin`> i don't understand the concepts well enough, i usually just assemble shit
[12:33] <TMH_> I sometimes do
[12:33] <TMH_> basic shit
[12:33] <Evev> Hey guys, totally silly question, but does anyone have any suggestions on how
[12:33] <TMH_> rewiring rape alarms to scare the shit out of my friends at 4am mostly
[12:34] <Evev> I just got my portable HD in the mail and it's incased in this plastic package
[12:34] <Rjx> there was a site that had a tutorial on rewiring personal alarms to act as nois
[12:34] <Cctoide> Rape alarms?
[12:34] <jestuh> like for some electronic?
[12:34] <Rjx> so you could set a timer
[12:34] <Rjx> throw it into someone's room
[12:34] <Thuryn> Cctoide, see "Spaceballs"
[12:34] <TMH_> yeah
[12:34] <Rjx> and run
[12:34] <jestuh> haha i just cut with a huge knife
[12:34] <TMH_> thats what I'm talking about
[12:34] <Evev> What are personal alarms?
[12:34] <TMH_> except I'd stick it somewhere really inconvenient
[12:34] <Rjx> women are meant to carry them
[12:34] <Twin`> i have a hard time wrapping my brain around why x does y when connected to z
[12:34] <Thuryn> TMH_, like the back of a volkswagen?
[12:34] <Rjx> if they're in a difficult situation
[12:35] <Rjx> they set off the alarm
[12:35] <Evev> Yes, but a slick plastic package (that's tough to pierce) + sharp knife = larg
[12:35] <TMH_> like in the void underneath someone's bed
[12:35] <TMH_> you know you've got the draws under some beds
[12:35] <Rjx> and it makes an extremely loud siren
[12:35] <Twin`> i mostly construct effect pedals though
[12:35] <Rjx> attracting attention
[12:35] <TMH_> well I'd just throw it over the back of the draw
[12:35] <Twin`> and whatever interesting misc gadgets i find online
[12:35] <TMH_> so you'd have to pull the draw off
[12:35] <Rjx> Twin`: i've had the same problem
[12:35] <jestuh> well i would advise against cutting yourself
[12:35] <jestuh> ;[
[12:35] <TMH_> which involved unscrewing something for this bed
[12:35] <Evev> Accidentally jestuh
[12:35] <Rjx> the latest edition of "Electronics for Dummies" is pretty good though
[12:35] <Evev> I wish I could like... melt through the packaging
[12:35] <Rjx> there's a ripped PDF version floating around on the net
[12:35] <TMH_> hey evev invest in a nice stabbing knife
[12:35] <Evev> But I have a feeling I'd win a Darwin award trying that
[12:35] <TMH_> do you have a cigarette lighter
[12:36] <TMH_> you could try to soften it
[12:36] <Evev> I could probably find one >_>
[12:36] <TMH_> you know
[12:36] <Evev> I mean, it sounds like a silly thing, but some plastic packaging is ridiculous
[12:36] <TMH_> that packaging might have been designed to be opened in a logical fashion
[12:36] <TMH_> but it might not seem that way
[12:36] <Evev> It's tougher to get into then the actual product that's inside
[12:36] <TMH_> haha
[12:36] <jestuh> i forgot how good NIN - Still album was
[12:36] <TMH_> but seriously man just roll with the stabbing knife
[12:36] <Evev> Well, I didn't have much time this morning, hopefully you can just cut around
[12:36] <TMH_> ooh I dont have that album
[12:36] <Twin`> what i usually do with the clear plastic shit btw
[12:36] <swight> .link http://news.com.com/Smokeless+rockets+launching+soon/2100-11397_3-6073
[12:36] <dekkon> NEVAR 4GET
[12:36] <poopy> swight - http://news.com.com/Smokeless rockets launching soon/2100-11397_3-60
[12:36] <Twin`> stab it with a knife
[12:36] <Twin`> so it goes through it
[12:37] <Evev> Just this solid hunk of plastic with the seams melted shut
[12:37] <TMH_> hahaha
[12:37] <Twin`> pull it out
[12:37] <jestuh> tmh: it was a bonus cd with some dvd back in the day
[12:37] <Twin`> then work the knife in between the two layers of plastic
[12:37] <Evev> But that's the thing! I'm using Henkel knives and they just glance off... Unle
[12:37] <jestuh> all semi acoustic remixes
[12:37] <Twin`> and saw at it
[12:37] <Evev> Which is dangerous :(
[12:37] <jestuh> totally different
[12:37] <TMH_> awesome
[12:37] <TMH_> I'll hit up mininova in a bit
[12:37] <Twin`> that's cause you're jabbing it
[12:37] <Twin`> don't jab
[12:37] <jestuh> doubt they have it...it's old school
[12:38] <Twin`> put the knife to the plastic and apply force
[12:38] <Cctoide> If we have this much trouble opening the casing for a portable HD, we're go
[12:38] <Evev> Twin - That's what I tried. Honest :S
[12:38] <Twin`> then you are left with two solutions
[12:38] <Twin`> fire or dremel
[12:38] <Evev> Cctoide - I can get home and upload pictures man
[12:38] <Evev> This is a Westgate 100gb Passport
[12:38] <Evev> The packaging is... tough.
[12:38] <Cctoide> Submit a story to /. ?
[12:39] <Cctoide> And don't forget to post a rudimentary HTML mockup up with images
[12:39] <Evev> Blah, meaning "Western Digital"... nevermind westaget
[12:39] <Evev> My experience with /. is limited. I fear that site is beyond my meager skills
[12:40] <Evev> Maybe submit an e/n thread to SA
[12:40] <Evev> That's about where I top out on the Internet social ladder =/
[12:40] <Rjx> i'll punch you
[12:40] <Rjx> in the mouth
[12:40] <Evev> Why?
[12:40] <TMH_> hey
[12:40] <swight> I'll stab ya in the face!
[12:40] <TMH_> do any of you crazy cats use bitlbee
[12:40] <swight> (not really, I just like saying that)
[12:40] <Rjx> only 1 in 25 e/n threads are interesting
[12:40] <Cctoide> This Eurovision festival has colored sperm as its theme
[12:40] <Rjx> the rest are whiney and annoying
[12:41] <Evev> That sounds about right Rjx
[12:41] <Evev> Well... I could take that opportunity to highlight the dangers of modern packa
[12:41] <Evev> :s
[12:41] * Cctoide throws packing peanuts at Evev
[12:41] <Cctoide> These things are funny
[12:41] <Evev> Those are awesome =3
[12:41] <Wabbit98> annoying to clean up though
[12:42] <Evev> Except when they get all over the house and static electricity makes them a pa
[12:42] <dekkon> packing peanuts + gasoline = napalm
[12:42] <dekkon> OMG TERRORIST = ME
[12:42] <Cctoide> Yeah
[12:42] <Evev> If I ever get rich I want to have a whole ROOM filled with packaging peanuts s
[12:42] <Cctoide> You even have the double K in your nickname
[12:42] <Evev> I don't know why, but I feel that would be totally awesome :d
[12:42] <Wabbit98> my not bubble wrap
[12:42] <Cctoide> Evev: it would
[12:42] <Wabbit98> and pop the bubbles
[12:42] <Rjx> i've been in a padded room
[12:42] <Evev> OMG >_<
[12:43] <Cctoide> I saved some up from some packaging a few days ago
[12:43] <Evev> There are different kinds of bubble wrap, some of which has really BIG buggles
[12:43] <Rjx> not really as fun as it sounds
[12:43] <Cctoide> 0.1% closer to a roomfull of them
[12:43] <Evev> And popping those is so awesome xD
[12:43] <Cctoide> Obligatory question: can you drown in packing peanuts?
[12:43] <Evev> Nah
[12:43] <Twin`> you need a liquid to drown.
[12:43] <Wabbit98> unless you swallow a lot of them
[12:43] <Evev> ^ Yeah =/
[12:44] <Cctoide> um
[12:44] <Cctoide> So you mean you're not supposed to cook them?
[12:44] <swight> you COULD smother in them
[12:44] <Twin`> smother yes
[12:44] <Evev> One of the coolest executions I ever saw (as in, movies) or read about was in
[12:44] * Cctoide calls the poison control center
[12:44] <Twin`> but drown? no.
[12:44] <Evev> The bad guys killed an informant by drowning him in Whisky
[12:44] <jestuh> haha
[12:44] <Cctoide> Were they Irish?
[12:45] <Evev> And not like, bodily drown, but by pouring a stream from a bucket into his mou
[12:45] <Evev> Nah, they were evil
[12:45] <Cctoide> so they were irish?
[12:45] <Evev> Was waiting for that ;p
[12:45] <Evev> No, not Irich
[12:45] <Evev> Irish*
[12:45] <Cctoide> That's the Predictable Conversation Protocol for you there
[12:45] <Evev> Similar, in a way to the (almost) death by Nicotine overdose in "Thank you for
[12:46] <Wabbit98> Evev remember which book it was in?
[12:46] <Evev> Afraid not
[12:46] <Evev> It's been a while since I picked up an RJ book
[12:46] <Cctoide> Death by a thousand paper cuts...
[12:46] * Cctoide shivers
[12:46] <Wabbit98> ewwwww
[12:46] <Evev> I was REALLY dissapointed by the Winter one
[12:47] <Wabbit98> he says there are only two more books left
[12:47] <Evev> Cctoide - reminds me of that one scene in Jackass: The Movie
[12:47] <Cctoide> Hmm?
[12:47] <Evev> The guy who does most of the stunts put papercuts on the webbing between finge
[12:47] <Evev> Or something like that. Cringe-worthy
[12:48] <Evev> But yes, I've read something to that extent Wabbit. Kind of heady news consid
[12:48] <Evev> As I see it, RJ's only choices are 1,500+ page books or having eveyone DIE in
[12:49] <Wabbit98> yeah
[12:49] <TMH_> hey whats the windows ftp server all the cool kids are using these days
[12:49] <Rjx> bulletproof
[12:49] <TMH_> preferably free
[12:49] <TMH_> is bulletproof free
[12:49] <Rjx> i don't think so
[12:49] <Evev> BT MAKES it free =3
[12:50] <Evev> Unethical... but free
[12:50] <Rjx> illegal, unethical is debatable
[12:50] <jestuh> illegal
[12:50] <Evev> Better point
[12:50] <jestuh> illegal to DO, unethical to USE
[12:50] <Rjx
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