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Session Start: Wed May 17 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <bos-> then i saw the segway cops hustling some black dude
[00:00] <Stereo``> the cigarette lighter doesn't work though :\
[00:00] <Stereo``> y'know
[00:00] <Stereo``> i've never actually used that lighter to light a cigarette
[00:00] <Stereo``> just for plugging electronics in
[00:00] <bos-> it works good
[00:05] <jestuh> jea
[00:10] * jestler is now known as jestuh
[00:11] <jmx> fuck it, i should go to bed, though i'm sure there was something i had been int
[00:11] <var> heh
[00:12] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[00:12] <jestuh> haha
[00:13] <jestuh> once again i outlast jmx
[00:13] <jmx> what timezone you in?
[00:13] <var> central
[00:14] <jmx> lol i'm tired, had to stop and think about my timezone
[00:15] <jestuh> rofl
[00:15] <jmx> central standard ;[
[00:15] <jmx> none of that dst bullshit
[00:15] <var> take a long pull off the bubbler
[00:15] <jmx> lol
[00:16] <var> wanna hear some sick video baseball stats from my current gm career
[00:17] <jmx> lol sure
[00:17] <var> 50-10 on the season
[00:17] <jmx> lol
[00:17] <var> edmonds has played in 56 games
[00:17] <var> 119 hits in 220 ab's
[00:17] <var> .541
[00:17] <var> w/ 66 homers
[00:17] <jmx> haha
[00:17] <var> and 113 rbis
[00:18] <var> his ops
[00:18] <var> is 2.0+
[00:18] <jmx> must be having some low scoring affairs
[00:19] <var> no
[00:19] <var> ops on base plus slugging percentage
[00:19] <jmx> lol yes i know
[00:19] <var> ok
[00:19] <var> just making sure
[00:19] <jmx> sarcasm
[00:19] <var> u are canadian after all
[00:19] <jmx> ;p
[00:19] <var> what w/ the baseball and apple pie
[00:19] <var> n such
[00:20] <var> if pujols was a lefty i'd have hit that many hr w/ him
[00:20] <var> he's hittin .421 tho
[00:20] <var> w/ 41 homers
[00:20] <jmx> how'd you manage to lose 10?
[00:20] <var> learning to play this years engine
[00:20] <var> plus cpu gyp errors
[00:21] <jmx> lol
[00:21] <var> u can argue
[00:21] <var> calls in this years
[00:21] <var> and if you get yer mgr tossed
[00:21] <var> the cpu takes over your subs and such
[00:22] <var> i played 3 years of hockey
[00:22] <jmx> lol
[00:22] <var> b 4 the b aseball came out
[00:23] <var> i fantasy drafted
[00:23] <var> the whole nhl tho
[00:23] <jmx> i haven't played nhl in a couple years
[00:23] <var> well 2k's nhl game
[00:23] <var> not ea's
[00:23] <var> to be specific
[00:23] <var> i think its way better
[00:24] <var> u got an xbox
[00:24] <samble> i got the whiskey
[00:24] <samble> i got the cigarettes
[00:24] <var> wish i hadnt drank up all my whiskey over the weekend
[00:24] <var> stickin w/ the doj this evening an i just spileld bubbler water into my other b
[00:24] <jmx> have an xbox around here somewhere
[00:24] <samble> hotel rock & roll the discotheque
[00:31] <jmx> tired, bed, night
[00:31] <jmx> peace bitches
[00:34] <var> cya
[00:35] <jestuh> night pussy
[00:56] <samble> best kind
[01:02] <samble> http://girtby.net/archives/2006/04/25/star-wars-in-ascii-and-ipv6/
[01:04] <jestuh> haha awesome
[01:09] <samble> Rjx: http://girtby.net/images/ipv6-6to4-addresses.png
[01:09] <samble> thing one i guess
[01:16] <tydel> Well, the IPv6 version is exactly the same as the IPv4 one.
[01:16] <tydel> The difference is in the visitors...
[01:16] <samble> or
[01:17] <samble> just set up fucking ipv6
[01:17] <samble> and find out
[01:18] <tydel> I already have it setup
[01:18] <tydel> and thats what it said
[01:18] <samble> =D
[01:18] <samble> way to ruinn it =[
[01:19] <tydel> i feel robbed
[01:19] <jestuh> bahaha
[01:19] <tydel> and i didnt even have to waste time setting it up
[01:19] <tydel> :P
[01:19] <jestuh> owned.
[01:19] <samble> niggastolemy.tv?
[01:20] <samble> that's one cool thing
[01:20] <samble> there are other ipv6 only nets
[01:20] <samble> altho i guess that's not a net
[01:20] <samble> hosts on the net being different and odd kinds of nodes
[01:23] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:26] <tydel> whats an ipv6 only network?
[01:26] <samble> i could rearrange that sentence i guess
[01:44] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[01:55] * lind303 is now known as la`__
[01:56] <la`__> omg what's the command for showing the time again?
[02:06] <bjornh> la`__: `date` ?
[02:13] <catnip> hi.
[02:13] <catnip> hey jestuh
[02:13] <catnip> sup?
[02:13] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605152252-pix1.jpg
[02:14] <catnip> ouch.
[02:14] <catnip> cross dressing prostate exam
[02:15] <catnip> or, I hope thats a man, cause those ball piercings will be dragging on the f
[02:15] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605142155-pix1.jpg
[02:16] <catnip> you win
[02:17] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/fatclapper.html
[02:17] <catnip> its kind of a beached whale actually
[02:17] <Twin`> wow tim
[02:17] <Twin`> thanks
[02:17] <Twin`> that was definately the first thing i wanted to see when i woke up
[02:18] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/copkiljewelry.html ---- disturbing, BE WARNED!
[02:19] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605142151-pix1.jpg
[02:20] <timmo> ahaha
[02:20] <timmo> zombie jesus tattoo
[02:20] <Rjx> haha
[02:21] <catnip> lol, nice one
[02:22] <Rjx> Google Web Toolkit (GWT) is a Java software development framework that makes wr
[02:22] <Rjx> what the fffff
[02:22] <samble> that does sound completely insane
[02:23] <samble> i that blurb earlier and scratched mah head
[02:23] <samble> didja check out that pic Rjx
[02:23] <Rjx> checking now
[02:24] <Rjx> now that's just weird;[
[02:24] <samble> =]
[02:24] <samble> ipv6 has room for everything
[02:26] <Rjx> i'm going to have to take another look at it in a few hours
[02:26] <Rjx> barely awake and my vision is still blurry;[
[02:26] <catnip> I should sleep more
[02:26] <Jimmothy> me too
[02:26] <Jimmothy> i just cut under my eye shaving
[02:26] <Jimmothy> dont ask me why i was shaving right under my eye
[02:26] <samble> if i could have a superpower, it'd be to not have to sleep
[02:26] <Sicki> why were you shaving under your eye?
[02:27] <catnip> went to bed at 3.30 am and Im up at 9.30am
[02:27] <Jimmothy> its a figure of speach dick licker
[02:27] <Rjx> i'd like to only have to sleep for 2-3 hours
[02:27] <Rjx> i find having the divide between days very useful
[02:27] <samble> true
[02:27] <catnip> and I dont even have to work mornings
[02:27] <samble> sleep does feel good
[02:27] <samble> so i guess i'd still do it
[02:28] <Jimmothy> id like the ability to spend my life asleep, dreaming
[02:28] <Rjx> and if we got rid of sleep
[02:28] <Jimmothy> i could achieve this if i got hit by a bus hard enough
[02:28] <Rjx> what would men do after sex????
[02:28] <Rjx> </the_view>
[02:28] <Sicki> smoke
[02:28] <Jimmothy> talk
[02:28] <Jimmothy> pretend sleeping still exists
[02:28] <samble> have more sex
[02:28] <catnip> I take my revenge on strong expresso triple caffeine death super 4 star unle
[02:28] <samble> is mah vote
[02:28] <Rjx> i've been getting nightmares for the past week
[02:28] <samble> no fun
[02:28] <Rjx> not sure why
[02:29] <samble> brains work in really strange ways
[02:29] <Rjx> i'm guessing its because i'm getting very intense REM sleep
[02:29] <catnip> caffeine powers mine
[02:29] <Rjx> and the nightmares are just a side effect
[02:29] <samble> why very intense
[02:29] <samble> meds?
[02:29] <Rjx> no clue
[02:29] <Rjx> my brain may be up to something
[02:29] <samble> extremely vivid dreams
[02:29] <samble> william blake
[02:29] <catnip> I only have stupid dreams about trivial shit
[02:29] <timmo> man
[02:29] <samble> hahaha ever see flcl
[02:30] <timmo> i love sleep
[02:30] <samble> spawing a space robot tot ake over the world
[02:30] <Sicki> samble yes i did
[02:30] <catnip> stuff that doesn't even get my atention irl
[02:30] <samble> i take this stuff
[02:30] <Rjx> i've only appreciated sleep after i went so long without it
[02:30] <samble> 'melatonin'
[02:30] <Rjx> i take melatonin
[02:31] <catnip> oh, and samble , sex does interfere with sleep
[02:31] <samble> =]
[02:31] <samble> that'll do it
[02:31] <samble> lol ya think catnip ?
[02:31] <catnip> yes
[02:31] <samble> be hard to sleep w/ all that commotion
[02:31] <Rjx> well it used to have more of an effect in that sense
[02:31] <samble> up on your dick
[02:31] <samble> Rjx: it's a tryptamine
[02:31] <Rjx> but i've been taking it for years
[02:31] <catnip> when I sex I dont sleep
[02:31] <samble> like dmt, amt, dipt
[02:31] <samble> dpt, foxy
[02:31] <samble> i think foxy
[02:31] <samble> some of the most powerful hallucinagens known to man
[02:31] <catnip> wtf are you talking about?
[02:31] <samble> as well as naturally occuring neurotransmitters and hormones
[02:32] <samble> fucking tryptamines asshole
[02:32] <samble> look up alexander schulgin
[02:32] <samble> sp* on the last name
[02:32] <catnip> smoke weed, please
[02:32] <samble> man
[02:32] <samble> i wish
[02:32] <Rjx> for the record
[02:32] <Rjx> weed and melatonin don't mix well
[02:32] <samble> thx for the heads up
[02:32] <samble> shit like nightmares?
[02:32] <catnip> if you have the money for those expensive prescriptions, you can buy weed
[02:32] <samble> =]
[02:32] <samble> melatonin?
[02:32] <Rjx> friend of mine took both and started puking in the sink
[02:32] <samble> 4.50 for a bottle of 100
[02:33] <samble> at the health food store
[02:33] <Rjx> you're lucky in that sense
[02:33] <Rjx> i can't buy them over the counter here
[02:33] <catnip> oh, its not prescription?
[02:33] <samble> nope
[02:33] <Rjx> in the US it's OTC
[02:33] <samble> it's natural, it's scientific, it's in your ass
[02:33] <samble> it's a hormone
[02:33] <Rjx> some countries you need a prescription
[02:33] <catnip> its crap
[02:33] <samble> it's already in you
[02:33] <samble> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melatonin
[02:33] <samble> heh just like crap!
[02:33] <samble> if you care to learn or whatever
[02:33] <samble> Rjx: canadia?
[02:34] <catnip> dude, I know what melatonin is
[02:34] <catnip> and where it comes from
[02:34] <catnip> and what it does
[02:34] <samble> and
[02:34] <samble> it's crap?
[02:34] <samble> is the verdict on that one i guess
[02:35] <samble> =]
[02:35] <samble> the copay on my speed is only 20 bux a month =/
[02:35] <catnip> no, its something your body has, and you dont really need palcebos except if
[02:35] <samble> dude
[02:35] <catnip> placebos
[02:35] <samble> it's a regulatory hormone
[02:35] <samble> it actually fucks with your biochemistry
[02:36] <catnip> I believe it does
[02:36] <samble> that's interesting, tell me more about your beliefs
[02:37] * samble 's shuttin up now
[02:37] <samble> just bein narky
[02:37] <Rjx> i believe you have my stapler
[02:37] <catnip> I believe that all the biochemistry I need is in a bottle or a bong
[02:37] <catnip> todays letter ... B
[02:38] <Rjx> Mandy Moore is responding to claims by Wilmer Valderrama that she lost her virg
[02:38] <Rjx> Moore maintains the claim is "utterly tacky, not even true, and it hurt my feel
[02:38] <Rjx> Wilmer Valderrama being Fez from that 70s show
[02:39] <catnip> well, at least he picked decent girls
[02:39] <samble> what a baller
[02:39] <catnip> not decent but, you know, hot
[02:39] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:40] <catnip> hot, and lying bitches at that
[02:41] <catnip> come on! who can resist Fez's sex appeal?
[02:41] <catnip> tall, muscular, the full monty
[02:44] * Sicki is now known as Sicki|brb
[02:44] <catnip> http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_56966.jpg nsfw
[02:46] * Sicki|brb is now known as Sicki
[02:47] <catnip> http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_56909.jpg
[02:53] <la`__> Man, there a boat. and it runs on water man. On fucking water man
[02:54] <samble> woah
[03:00] <la`__> where can I learn to write a CV?
[03:00] <samble> what's a CV?
[03:01] <catnip> curriculum vitae
[03:01] <samble> i'd start with other CV's
[03:01] <samble> if you wanna do it like htat
[03:22] <catnip> http://www.break.com/movies/lazyramadi.html LOL hilariuos
[03:22] <catnip> hilarious even
[03:23] <Rjx> time to upgrade system packages
[03:24] <catnip> again?!
[03:24] <catnip> when ? wich ones?
[03:24] <Rjx> it's a daily task
[03:24] <catnip> oh :|
[03:26] <catnip> tell me if you see any new updates for *nic k?
[03:26] <catnip> *nix
[03:27] <samble> yo Rjx , would you be able to magically type a command that would make the i
[03:28] <Rjx> not personally
[03:28] <samble> me neither, thought i'd ask
[03:28] <samble> anyone?
[03:28] <Kurin> Is this in windows or a unix?
[03:29] <samble> freebsd
[03:29] <samble> `route` command
[03:30] <Kurin> Is the ipv6 tunnel a device like tun0?
[03:30] <samble> yup
[03:30] <samble> tun1
[03:31] <Kurin> route add default (gateway ip) -iface tun1
[03:31] <Kurin> Flush your other routes
[03:32] <Kurin> This will probably close existing connections
[03:32] <samble> will that destroy my current default ip4 route to the gateway?
[03:32] <samble> or just take it down a peg
[03:32] <Kurin> It will destroy the default route
[03:32] <samble> i see
[03:33] <samble> thank you
[03:34] <Kurin> np
[03:36] <Kurin> http://throwawayyourtv.com/2006/05/same-joke-hilarious-results.html
[03:40] <Rjx> i wonder if i can convert my air miles to ground miles
[03:40] <Rjx> i have 14 and could really use a taxi
[03:41] <la`__> that isnt a good deal:P
[03:43] <la`__> anyone ever use siemens sf65?
[03:43] <la`__> used*
[04:00] <terminal> w kcgc
[04:00] <cadaver> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 6:
[04:13] <ExZippo> MY NAME IS MUHAMED AND I LIKE TO TOUCH PORK.
[04:19] <Cctoide> Hey, is using pigs as disposable bomb carriers kosher?
[04:21] <Rjx> The RIAA is suing XM Satellite radio contending that the ability to store songs
[04:24] <ExZippo> The RIAA sues musicians for their ability to store music in their head like
[04:25] <la`__> I was searching for a song with LW and torrent, and couldnt find it, so I reg
[04:27] <la`__> http://www.humor911.com/art.aspx?artID=1371
[04:39] <ExZippo> http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/4829/jhindenburgc0tj.jpg
[04:41] <ExZippo> AHAHAJJFAKF
[04:41] <ExZippo> Rjx: http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3998/jesushamburglarchrist9ml.png
[04:45] <Kurin> Ronald is Jewish?
[04:53] <ExZippo> Rendiew: http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3998/jesushamburglarchrist9ml.p
[05:11] * Espenk is now known as espenk
[05:11] * espenk is now known as Espenk
[05:15] <ExZippo> THE MAN VS THE GREEN MACHINE
[05:15] <ExZippo> Prace your bets!
[05:18] <ohnedich> i bet on your mom
[05:19] <Rjx> this is some really weird text to speech
[05:20] <TipsySmur> Green is gonna kill hill
[05:20] * TipsySmur is now known as Smurf
[05:20] <ExZippo> Green is the better boxer
[05:31] <Tark-Work> http://www.qdb.us/60165 <-- That's gay
[05:33] <Tark-Work> Rjx, what are you using?
[05:33] <Tark-Work> and is it reading your irc client?
[05:33] <Rjx> festival
[05:33] <Rjx> and it is reading tails of the logs
[05:34] <ExZippo> HELLO RJX YOU FAGGOT
[05:34] <Rjx> right back at you
[05:34] <ExZippo> I AM STEVEN HAWKING, LISTEN TO ME BREAK IT DOWN
[05:35] <Tark-Work> hmm wow
[05:35] <Tark-Work> ha ha. ha ha. you suck. i rule. who da man. who da man.
[05:36] <Rjx> it isn't reading it right now
[05:36] <Rjx> i need to filter logs to feed
[05:36] <Tark-Work> tell your wife to come over later if she wants a little boom shakalaka.
[05:36] <Rjx> because it reads the < > around nicks
[05:36] <Rjx> as 'more than' and 'less than'
[05:36] <Rjx> and reads out hostmasks
[05:36] <Rjx> although pretty well
[05:36] <Rjx> it is annoying for quits/joins/parts
[05:36] <Tark-Work> less than tarkaan more than hi
[05:43] <catnip> higher? :P
[05:44] <Tark-Work> is NPR morning edition interviewing a ghost?
[05:44] <Tark-Work> this is fucked
[05:50] <Kurin> If I read another science fiction book where the protagonist is a bright chil
[05:50] <Cctoide> I think I'm going to report the neighbor blasting out music to the copyrigh
[05:52] <Tark-Work> Silicon Graphics filed Chapter 11
[05:52] <Tark-Work> I remember them
[05:54] <Tark-Work> http://yahoo.reuters.com/stocks/QuoteCompanyNewsArticle.aspx?storyID=urn:
[05:55] <Kurin> That's over a week old
[05:57] <catnip> today I havea rather strange piece of work to do on girl
[05:57] <catnip> she wants me to do a zipper
[05:57] <Tark-Work> http://bbs.fuckedcompany.com/index.cgi?okay=get_topic&topic_id=2453003 &l
[05:57] <catnip> that goes from the base of her neck to her butt crack
[05:57] <Tark-Work> catnip, is that some kind of metaphor, like a dirty sanchez or something?
[05:57] <Tark-Work> OH
[05:57] <Tark-Work> you do tats
[05:58] <catnip> no, its a tattoo immgoing to do today
[05:58] <Tark-Work> hah that's kinda kool
[05:58] <catnip> and the zipper is halfway open on the upper part
[05:58] <catnip> and behind it, she wants me to do some gore stuff that im currently trying t
[05:58] <catnip> out
[05:58] <Tark-Work> I want "AIDS" tattooed on my arse so if I ever go to prison no one will f
[05:59] <catnip> lol
[05:59] <catnip> HIV+
[05:59] <Tark-Work> HIV+
[05:59] <Tark-Work> yeah
[05:59] <Cctoide> karma hiv
[05:59] <Tark-Work> but if someone in prison already had aids, it would suck cause they would
[06:00] <xOr^> ;/
[06:00] <catnip> maybe ill just do come type of bio-mechanical elements in several shades of
[06:00] <catnip> yeah Tark-Work , like , welcome to the club, the fuck free all aids group
[06:01] <catnip> you could add a note underneath: if you dont care about me having aids, at l
[06:02] <catnip> but that's just a tought
[06:03] <catnip> <- sick fuck
[06:03] <catnip> :)
[06:07] <catnip> oh look, a johnny cash cd!
[06:07] <catnip> right here in my desk drawer.
[06:08] * catnip pops it on the stereo
[06:09] <Tark-Work> love is a burning thing.
[06:09] <Tark-Work> and it makes a firey ring.
[06:09] <Tark-Work> on your ass
[06:09] <catnip> yes, indeed, I like johnny cash a lot
[06:09] <catnip> except that ass part
[06:09] <catnip> you cant adlib with the man's lyrics!
[06:09] <catnip> >:[
[06:10] <Tark-Work> the original man in black
[06:10] <catnip> well, for me , he was more badass than most hip hop gangsters of today will
[06:11] <catnip> and the thing is, when he sings, you listen to the words
[06:11] <catnip> no jibber jabbing bullshit yo nigga pop a cap in yo ass bitch represent, wor
[06:12] <Tark-Work> rap has no artistic or cultural value whatsoever.
[06:12] * Sicki agrees
[06:12] <catnip> it's about the bling
[06:12] <catnip> the cars, the ho's , the guns
[06:13] <catnip> Im not saying I hate negros
[06:13] <catnip> but if you switch on MTV, EVERY FUCKEN CLIP IS THE SAME!
[06:14] <catnip> bitches dancing in 5's, with the posse posing
[06:14] <catnip> for me, thats unrefined, full tar bullshit
[06:14] <Cctoide> anyone heard about the BBC interview switchup?
[06:14] <catnip> yes, I've seen that
[06:15] <catnip> poor gu
[06:15] <catnip> guy
[06:15] <catnip> he's so clueless he actually makes sense
[06:15] <Cctoide> heh
[06:15] <Cctoide> I'd have given him the job
[06:15] <catnip> yep agree
[06:16] <Kurin_> wtf
[06:16] * Kurin_ is now known as Kurin
[06:16] <catnip> and come to think of it, he actually said what it all was about
[06:16] <Cctoide> yeah
[06:16] <Cctoide> he probably did better than the guy who was supposed to be there anyway
[06:16] <catnip> being a cab driver or not
[06:16] <catnip> probably yes
[06:16] <catnip> and speaking even worse english than me
[06:17] <DigDug> rebel xt with 18-55mm f3.5-5.6 $556 at dell
[06:17] <metric> i`ve found the winner for most stupid act by an almost bankrupt govt current
[06:17] <metric> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/4989226.stm
[06:17] <DigDug> oh, $100 rebate
[06:17] <DigDug> Starts 5am PDT. Dell Home has the Canon Digital Rebel XT 8MP Digital SLR Cam
[06:17] <catnip> dell? DigDug you serious?
[06:17] <DigDug> ?
[06:18] <metric> does it come with a free AOL disk ?
[06:18] <metric> or is it already installeD?
[06:18] <catnip> is it a digicam?
[06:18] <DigDug> already installed ^_^
[06:18] <catnip> LOL
[06:18] <DigDug> catnip: it's a digital slr
[06:18] <DigDug> camera
[06:18] <DigDug> dell sells all kinds of crap no
[06:18] <DigDug> w
[06:18] <catnip> I was wondering just that
[06:19] <catnip> for tradition purposes, my linux machine at home has a Digital keyboard
[06:19] <catnip> made way before they were bought by compaq
[06:19] <catnip> technically, its an HP keyboard now
[06:20] <catnip> minues the windows keys ;)
[06:20] <catnip> mnius
[06:20] <catnip> OMFG THE TYPOS!!!!!
[06:20] <catnip> MINUS MINUS MINUS!!!!!
[06:20] <catnip> sorry :\
[06:22] <DigDug> i didn't give significance to the capitalized D at first
[06:22] <DigDug> so i was wondering where i could get an analog keyboard
[06:22] <catnip> its a fine piece of hardware
[06:23] <catnip> sturdy and with that oldschool sound from the keys
[06:24] <DigDug> <3
[06:24] <catnip> its a bit old tough, used to live with some unix server
[06:29] <jonathans> http://ninjapants.org/files/LIES!!!.jpg
[06:30] <catnip> lol
[06:36] <catnip> At least 115 people are now known to have died in Brazil, in four days of ga
[06:36] <catnip> well, they killed 35 cops on the first night
[06:36] <catnip> and brazilian cops aint exactly "british"
[06:37] <catnip> now they are killing them first and asking questions later
[06:37] <catnip> They say 33 suspected gang members were shot by police in the 24 hours until
[06:38] <catnip> the score is almost even, not counting today :)
[06:38] <catnip> On Monday, police said 38 police and prison guards had been killed along wit
[06:38] <catnip> The figure of suspected gangsters dead had jumped to 71 on Tuesday.
[06:39] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:39] <metric> heh the police in brazil just needed an excuse
[06:39] <metric> i can guarentee all the investigations into the gangs are gonna come up clea
[06:40] <catnip> the government wouldn't want it any other way
[06:41] <catnip> altough the worst brazilian criminals are the cops themselves
[06:41] <catnip> or so Im told
[06:43] <catnip> I should be working, but instead Im sitting here, uninspired :(
[06:43] <catnip> it's all your fault metric :|
[06:43] <Kurin> Working on what?
[06:43] <catnip> I still have to finish a design for some work later this afternoon
[06:44] <catnip> but I cant seem to get it flowing
[06:44] <Kurin> Oh, that chick's guts
[06:44] <catnip> yes
[06:44] <Kurin> Put pipes and shit in there
[06:44] <Kurin> Robot parts
[06:44] <catnip> yes, bio
[06:44] <catnip> but I have to do a one off
[06:44] <Kurin> Where is this zipper?
[06:44] <catnip> back
[06:44] <catnip> from neck to ass
[06:45] <Kurin> Sounds painful
[06:45] <catnip> so the "guts" will be across her shoulder blades
[06:45] <catnip> chicks are more resistent than man
[06:46] <catnip> way mor, you have no idea
[06:46] <catnip> more*
[06:46] <catnip> õnly had a couple of women pass out on me
[06:47] <catnip> this came out kinda wrong
[06:48] <catnip> bbl, really have to concentrate and get some work done
[06:48] <catnip> later guys
[06:48] * catnip is away - work
[06:48] <DigDug> .................
[07:00] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bbig%5D%20oliver%20stone%20-%20wtc%2
[07:02] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Maybe%20this%20guy%20is%20in%20the%20w
[07:02] <Rjx> holy fuck
[07:03] <Rjx> watch the guy's leg
[07:03] <Rjx> who falls
[07:03] <c-rOCK> broken
[07:03] <c-rOCK> je probably got owned up in a prev round
[07:04] <Rjx> would be perfect for a "drink milk" campaign
[07:11] <Tark-Work> oh that's fucking brutal
[07:11] <Tark-Work> hope he passed out
[07:12] <Tark-Work> "ultimate fighting: juvenile fucktards who won't grow the fuck up."
[07:19] <GerbilWrk> so for all those interested, the clothes do make the man in womens eyes
[07:21] <csqrl> sups
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> i've worn my normal clothes for years, jeans and a nice tucked in button
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> semi nerdy professional, worked though, clients liked it
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> so I go out with the wife, roomate, and a friend of theirs last nigh to g
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> they buy me the normal 20 something polos and pants that actually show th
[07:25] <Tark-Work> and the sister in law rode your cock all the way to tulsa
[07:25] <Osman> same clothes you've been having for years? Or, the same style you've been kee
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> she hasn't seen me in them yet but i'm sure she'll offer
[07:25] <metric> same clothes, hence the geeky
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> Osman, well, both :)
[07:25] <Osman> :P
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> two or three shirts i've had for years, also quite a few new shits, just
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> *style even
[07:26] <catnip> shirts even
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> I take care of my shit so it lasts forever
[07:26] <catnip> LOL
[07:26] <Osman> I give my old shit to my little brother.
[07:26] <catnip> I have "pet" clothes
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> so yeah, the hot secretary in my office that i've worked with for 3 years
[07:26] <Osman> Except for my 365 pairs of socks I have.
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> gives me this interestingly evil look when I walk into her office
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> then i have an aim message from her, "you look yummy!"
[07:27] <catnip> hey! and why aren't you iming her back?
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> we are both married and parents
[07:27] <Osman> lol
[07:27] <catnip> saiying: wanna a taste?
[07:27] <Osman> Potential rape case.
[07:27] <Osman> sexual harrasment lawsuit
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> 3 years ago when we were singly i would have tapped it for 2 months strai
[07:27] <catnip> well, then none of you will do anything alien to both
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> Josh has seen her, she's a hottie
[07:28] <metric> heh i`ve never managed to get old clothes until now, everything i`ve had i`v
[07:28] <catnip> its just sex, Im not telling you to go and have a n affair
[07:29] <catnip> I wear my jeans until they are so thready they colapse
[07:29] <Osman> GerbilWrk is going to be on one of those cheater shows :P
[07:29] <catnip> I like the old clothes feel, all supple
[07:29] <Osman> and then be taped of his affair
[07:29] <Osman> and wife comes out, and beats the fuck out of him.
[07:29] <GerbilWrk> nah, the guy who started Cheaters was from our town
[07:29] <catnip> Osman: only women have affairs, men have casual sex
[07:30] <GerbilWrk> our jeweler is his brother
[07:30] <GerbilWrk> thus, no cheating for me, i'll get busted too easily
[07:30] <Rjx> this popup just came up
[07:30] <catnip> get her in your office, close the door and quickie style her
[07:30] <Rjx> telling me i had a registry virus
[07:30] <Rjx> it offered to fix it for free
[07:30] <Rjx> so i clicked ok
[07:30] <Rjx> nothing happened
[07:30] <catnip> OMG Rjx registry under *nix?
[07:31] <catnip> LIES!!!!
[07:31] <Osman> With another 6 months to go before Sony launches its PlayStation 3, reports h
[07:31] <Osman> They're probably going to be like 2 games out when ps3 comes out
[07:31] <Osman> ;/
[07:32] <Osman> hell most likely one at this rate
[07:32] <csqrl> http://www.apple.com/trailers/paramount/nacholibre/internet_lg.html
[07:34] * Espenk is now known as VodkaEspe
[07:34] <Osman> hahaha, theres a trojan out that deletes any porn, warez, or music files you
[07:34] <Stereo``> what's the p2p directory
[07:34] <Tark-Work> that rules.
[07:35] <Rjx> are you reading last week's slashdot news?
[07:35] <Osman> :(
[07:35] <Osman> Yes sitr.
[07:35] <Stereo``> i have my stuff in F:\Porn, F:\Music, and F:\Download
[07:35] <Osman> sir*
[07:35] <Osman> Rjx is stalking me.
[07:35] <catnip> correction : dont say slashdot : its pronounced "fountain of absolute truth"
[07:35] <Osman> I'm not going to steal your T.V, so give up already :P
[07:36] <Rjx> stalking you?
[07:36] <Osman> I wish...
[07:36] <csqrl> that's lame though
[07:36] <csqrl> people were writing those kinds of trojans back on aol
[07:37] <csqrl> ones that just deleted your mp3s, warez, proggies
[07:37] <Osman> it's probablly from like the RIAA or something
[07:37] <Rjx> this one also wipes out all your virus scanners
[07:37] <Rjx> and security software
[07:37] <csqrl> yeah
[07:37] <Osman> like any of them work anyway
[07:37] <Rjx> so it isn't exactly fIgHtInG pIrAcY
[07:38] <Rjx> "A "vigilante" Trojan, that attempts to protect infected PCs from the effects o
[07:38] <Osman> piracy and privacy ~
[07:38] <Rjx> two lines below
[07:38] <Rjx> the program also attempts to subvert certain security programs to aid its activ
[07:40] <csqrl> http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/theomen/apple_trailer_large.html
[07:40] <csqrl> omen remake
[07:40] <csqrl> cool
[07:40] <Osman> omen?
[07:42] <Kurin> That guy makes a good priest
[07:44] <Osman> computer won't let me see trailer :/
[07:46] <csqrl> http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/theomen/
[07:47] <Osman> School computer doesn't have quicktime.
[07:48] * Osman is going to come up with a gmail account name
[07:49] <Kurin> suckstoyourassmar@gmail.com
[07:49] <GerbilWrk> anyone have the setup file for AdAware 6.0
[07:52] <terminal> I hear lavasoft does, Gerbil
[07:52] <Osman> is bit defender a good secuirty program?
[07:52] <Osman> security*
[07:55] <Osman> ;\
[07:55] <Osman> I typed something and hit backspace, the fucking went back a page.
[07:56] <Osman> the fucking thing*
[08:11] <rbaker> nice job assman.
[08:18] <Stereo``> waking up 7 minutes before class sucks
[08:18] <Stereo``> i don't recommend it
[08:19] <csqrl> url jungle disk
[08:19] <cadaver> - "jungle disk": http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail/Jungle_Disk_for_Windo
[08:19] <csqrl> http://www.jungledisk.com/index.shtml
[08:21] <Osman> nice
[08:21] <Osman> how truly is a gigabyte worth?
[08:21] <Rjx> #
[08:21] <Rjx> # $0.15 per gigabyte-month of storage used
[08:21] <Rjx> # $0.20 per gigabyte of data transferred.
[08:22] <Rjx> that's pretty deceptive advertising on the front page
[08:22] <csqrl> how so
[08:25] <timmo> man
[08:25] <Serena[T]> !cc .at
[08:25] <cadaver> .at: Austria
[08:25] <timmo> this new astronautalis album
[08:25] <timmo> is fucking superb
[08:25] <timmo> josh, you listened to this yet?
[08:26] <csqrl> oh yeah
[08:26] <csqrl> checking it out now
[08:26] <csqrl> better not be death metal
[08:26] <timmo> nah its nerd "rap
[08:26] <timmo> "
[08:26] <timmo> im pretty sure ive made you listen to him before
[08:26] <timmo> start with song 2
[08:26] <csqrl> sounds familiar
[08:26] <csqrl> firing it up now
[08:29] <Ifrit> !cc .hi
[08:29] <cadaver> .hi: None
[08:29] <Ifrit> !cc .ha
[08:29] <cadaver> .ha: None
[08:29] <timmo> also the piano part on song 4
[08:29] <timmo> is ridiculously awesome
[08:30] <Osman> :/
[08:31] <Osman> fucking paypal ;x
[08:31] <timmo> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000F5WN2S/sr=8-2/qid=1147796876/
[08:31] <Osman> gonna take 10+ days for 20 dollars to be in my account
[08:31] <Osman> from my bank card.
[08:32] <timmo> http://www.myspace.com/astronautalis
[08:33] <timmo> "i am trying to be the van morrison of this rap shit"
[08:35] <Osman> :/
[08:35] <csqrl> hah
[08:35] <csqrl> #2
[08:35] <csqrl> welcome to clouddead
[08:35] <csqrl> this is a not-so-extreme clouddead
[08:36] <csqrl> i'm still digging it
[08:36] <csqrl> need to absorb
[08:36] <daze> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Risa.gif
[08:36] <Cctoide> damned bochs
[08:37] <Cctoide> !cc .cc
[08:37] <cadaver> .cc: Cocos (Keeling) Islands
[08:37] <timmo> yeah, its like clouddead
[08:37] <timmo> but he makes sense
[08:38] <timmo> a lot of his lyrics are stories
[08:38] <timmo> where as clouddead is just kind of weird
[08:38] <`St0ner> is it bad to not have a real landline phone when owning a house? i am looki
[08:38] <csqrl> truth
[08:38] <timmo> we definitely need more rap like this though
[08:39] <timmo> you ever grab that zombi album off the hub?
[08:39] <csqrl> didn't know it was up there
[08:40] <timmo> new les claypool is good, but only if you dig claypool
[08:40] <timmo> yeah, check it out, really good postrock
[08:40] <Cctoide> *sigh*
[08:40] <Cctoide> there goes BlueSecurity
[08:40] <Cctoide> and just a week after I started using BlueFrog
[08:40] <Cctoide> maybe they'll sell my address to spammers
[08:42] <Rjx> some secretary in my dad's department was missing a bunch of deadlines and just
[08:42] <Rjx> it turned out she was spending all her time at work on sites like myspace
[08:43] <dekkon> myspace is the devil
[08:43] <Rjx> so she was fired
[08:43] <Rjx> her response? she filed an assault charge against my dad
[08:43] <Rjx> which was thrown out immediately given that there were 3 other people in the ro
[08:43] <Rjx> none of whom saw anything of the kind
[08:44] <Rjx> so there's your typical myspace user
[08:44] <timmo> i dont get the whole myspace thing
[08:44] <timmo> like yeah, i use it to keep track of bands and such
[08:44] <Rjx> do u hav myspace??
[08:44] <timmo> y?
[08:44] <timmo> YEZ!
[08:44] <timmo> its good to keep track of bands
[08:44] <timmo> and stalk people
[08:45] <Rjx> just respond with "Yes, Rupert Murdoch speaking"
[08:45] <Rjx> although nobody ever gets it
[08:45] <Rjx> because myspace users are usually stupid as shit
[08:46] <Rjx> i really underestimated how useful the firefox bugmenot plugin is
[08:47] <timmo> indeed
[08:48] <metric_> whats it do ?
[08:48] <Cctoide> How do you transmit stuff to a DS, anyhow?
[08:48] <Rjx> it has a repository of logins for sites that require registration to view thing
[08:48] <Rjx> so if you come to a login form
[08:48] <Rjx> you just right click -> bugmenot
[08:48] <Rjx> it'll pull a preregistered login from the db
[08:48] <Rjx> saving you having to register
[08:49] <metric_> sounds actusally useful
[08:49] <dekkon> opera will always be my opne true love
[08:49] <metric_> dont suppose you have a link around do you?
[08:50] <Rjx> url bugmenot
[08:50] <cadaver> - "bugmenot": http://www.bugmenot.com/
[08:52] <metric_> thanks
[08:53] <timmo> i am trying to be the van morrison of this rap shit
[08:53] <timmo> nws
[08:53] <timmo> url imdb.com lords of dogtown
[08:53] <cadaver> - "imdb.com lords of dogtown": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0355702/
[09:17] <Smurf> do u guys have bots that can do everything except provide sexual favours?
[09:17] <Rjx> that can be fixed
[09:18] <Smurf> sweet, I'll borrow that bot when it's done
[09:19] <csqrl> going down for secup
[09:19] <csqrl> anyone still on the hub
[09:19] <csqrl> you about to die
[09:21] <metric_> ....
[09:21] <metric_> wtf?
[09:21] <Rjx> australia is the new norway
[09:21] <metric_> ok someones spiked my coke
[09:22] <Tark-Work> sweet
[09:22] <metric_> naa that would be pepsi max
[09:22] <Tark-Work> one pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small...
[09:23] <Rjx> and the ones in spam email
[09:23] <Rjx> don't do anything at all
[09:23] <tydel> I hate it when people spike my coke
[09:23] <dekkon> anyone have a spare laptop hdd they dont need?
[09:23] <tydel> shitting my pants for 3 days
[09:23] <tydel> goddamn baby laxitive
[09:23] <metric_> heh i remember doing that to someone at a music festival
[09:23] <TMH_> I might
[09:23] <TMH_> it's like
[09:23] <TMH_> 2gb though
[09:23] <dekkon> ;[
[09:23] <TMH_> I don't even know if it still works
[09:23] <metric_> 3 days he went missing in some nearby woods
[09:23] <metric_> poor bastard
[09:23] <Rjx> you're going to have a hard time finding that dekkon
[09:24] <dekkon> im looking for like 10-20gb
[09:24] * tydel shoots metric_
[09:24] <Rjx> they're pretty easy to convert into a portable harddrive
[09:24] <TMH_> yeah generally you have to shell out money for something like that
[09:24] <dekkon> checking ebay at the moment
[09:24] <dekkon> well i was gonna buy it off whoever
[09:24] <metric_> lol, sup tydel
[09:24] <Rjx> i need to get my 60GB laptop hdd back from my brother
[09:24] <tydel> heh, nothin
[09:27] <The|Dude> bleh
[09:27] <The|Dude> good morning
[09:29] <timmo> calc 130 gbp in usd
[09:29] <cadaver> - 130 British pounds = 244.73800 U.S. dollars
[09:30] <ohnedich> british pounds rule
[09:30] <ohnedich> !
[09:30] <ohnedich> amrican dollar kinda is loosing its value
[09:30] <ohnedich> that's why they invaded teh iraq and shit
[09:30] <ohnedich> and as history shows
[09:31] <timmo> uhm
[09:31] <timmo> it started losing its value after we invaded iraq
[09:31] <ohnedich> the only thing the americans can invade is mcdonalds
[09:31] <xOr^> It has gone from 10 swedish crowns to 7 in two day now ;/
[09:32] <Rjx> here's a tip: don't be a dipshit and deliberately try to get people riled up
[09:32] <ohnedich> long live the euro
[09:32] <Rjx> i don't care who it is against
[09:32] <Rjx> european attitudes are getting worse than the bushites
[09:32] <ohnedich> so ,Rjx, you mean to say that i am better than you and you should suck my
[09:33] <timmo> motion to perm that guy
[09:33] <Rjx> yeah
[09:33] <Rjx> i was about to say
[09:33] <Rjx> i think he's had enough chances
[09:33] <Rjx> and has blown every single one
[09:34] <metric_> awww, and i was gonna use my pro american arguments
[09:34] <metric_> no used them in ages
[09:34] <Rjx> it isn't really even about being pro or anti american
[09:34] <Rjx> it's about not being a dipshit
[09:34] <Stereo``> it's just random hate
[09:35] <Rjx> yeah
[09:35] <Rjx> fueling the fires and whatnot
[09:35] <Stereo``> i could say the same sort of thing about france.. but i don't
[09:35] <Stereo``> or romania or whatever
[09:35] <Stereo``> !cc ro
[09:35] <cadaver> ro: Romania
[09:35] <Rjx> i'm still puzzled as to why people dislike the french for being "cowards"
[09:36] <Rjx> when clearly there are other big problems in france
[09:36] <Rjx> i would have thought racism would've featured in jokes
[09:36] <Rjx> given that france hasn't been in a war in what
[09:36] <Rjx> 60 years?
[09:36] <Stereo``> they still haven't got over the whole "government hates us" thing either
[09:36] <xOr^> They we're in war at the 40's
[09:37] * Rjx breaks xOr^'s apostrophe key
[09:37] <Rjx> i think one of my tastebuds burned out
[09:37] <Tark-Work> well
[09:37] <Rjx> i have a tiny taste blindspot
[09:38] <Tark-Work> they smell bad
[09:38] <Tark-Work> horrible taste in food
[09:38] <Tark-Work> they're socialists who riot at a second's notice
[09:38] <Rjx> the french aren't leftists
[09:38] <Tark-Work> but they were Nazi collaborators, I think that covers up anything good th
[09:38] <Tark-Work> well maybe not compared to the brits
[09:38] <Rjx> they're on the right
[09:39] <xOr^> They eat snails :(
[09:39] <Rjx> haha
[09:39] <Rjx> have you ever tried snail?
[09:39] <metric_> nope had escargottee though
[09:39] <Rjx> i did once in paris
[09:39] <Rjx> wasn't a fan
[09:39] <xOr^> Yep, i hated it..
[09:40] <Rjx> it felt like garlic chewing gum
[09:40] <bos-> ew
[09:40] <Tark-Work> the texture is horrible
[09:40] <Rjx> frogs legs are not bad though
[09:40] <Tark-Work> frogs legs are pretty awful too
[09:40] <jeek> Hrm.
[09:40] <metric_> then again how many people eat blackpudding lol
[09:40] <Rjx> they're like thin strips of chicken
[09:40] <metric_> i`ll have blood fried please!
[09:40] <Tark-Work> chicken that's gone off
[09:40] <Rjx> metric: one word
[09:40] <Rjx> haggis.
[09:40] <metric_> heh true
[09:40] <jeek> Now I need to figure out how to get Invader Zim episodes into this iPod.
[09:41] <Rjx> encodeeeeeeeeee
[09:41] <Tark-Work> the best part about british food is that nobody likes it, not even brits
[09:41] <Rjx> yeah
[09:41] <Tark-Work> so the asians and such take over and make the good shit
[09:41] <metric_> most popular british dish is fit
[09:41] <Tark-Work> the hell is fit
[09:41] <metric_> chichen tikka masala, mmmm taste of england
[09:41] <Rjx> britain adopted vindaloo as its favourite food for a long time
[09:41] <Rjx> i don't know what it is now
[09:42] <Tark-Work> vindaloo and the nookie broon
[09:42] <metric_> dont dis bottle of dog
[09:42] <Rjx> there were a couple of US restaurants i liked
[09:42] <Rjx> chilis
[09:42] * Rjx thinks
[09:42] <Tark-Work> ew
[09:43] <metric_> whats traditional us food?
[09:43] <metric_> is it just burgers or what?
[09:43] <Tark-Work> chilis/bennigans/applebees/outback steakhouse
[09:43] <xOr^> McDonalds :)
[09:43] <Rjx> it's too big of a country to have a traditional food
[09:43] <Tark-Work> US food is regional
[09:43] <Rjx> yeah
[09:43] <metric_> like burgers with salsa down south and burgers with sourkraut up north ?
[09:43] <Rjx> more like mexican down south
[09:44] <Rjx> jesus juice in the middle
[09:44] <Tark-Work> in texas you can get tex-mex and mexican, chicago has cheezy beefs and vi
[09:44] <Rjx> UP THE WAZZOO in new york
[09:44] <Tark-Work> and everybody fights over pizza/
[09:44] <Rjx> i think most of the other restaurants i liked weren't franchises
[09:45] <Tark-Work> those are always the best
[09:45] <daze> i'm curious how well pizza huts and dominos do in new york and chicago
[09:45] <GerbilWrk> providing they can stay in business
[09:45] <Rjx> profit margins on restaurant food tend to be high
[09:46] <GerbilWrk> unless you are in the wrong place
[09:46] <Rjx> i don't know if that'd affect the profit margins significantly
[09:46] <GerbilWrk> we had an amazing pizza place go out of business because of Pizza Huts gr
[09:46] <Rjx> but yeah you'd get less business
[09:47] <GerbilWrk> also it could have been because the guy would damn near beat his wife any
[09:47] <GerbilWrk> so he may have lost some business to that, but damn it was good pizza
[09:47] <Tark-Work> sweet
[09:47] <Rjx> i mean local pizza delivery places seem to make a killing, if there weren't so
[09:47] <Rjx> given it probably costs about 50p-£1 max to make the pizza
[09:47] <Tark-Work> I always wanted to open a kebab shop
[09:47] <Rjx> and it ends up costing the customer £12/£13
[09:47] <Rjx> those are giant margins
[09:47] <Rjx> haha Tark-Work
[09:48] <daze> whos buys pizzas in pounds
[09:48] <Rjx> you need to be turkish
[09:48] <Rjx> and pretend you're greek
[09:48] <Rjx> that's what all the kebab shops do around here
[09:48] <Tark-Work> hah
[09:48] <Rjx> they all have greek name tags and greek stuff on the walls
[09:48] <Tark-Work> I'll hire a front man
[09:48] <Rjx> but they refer to each other buy arabic names
[09:48] <Rjx> and speak to each other in arabic
[09:48] <Rjx> *by
[09:48] <metric_> fucking hate turks
[09:49] <metric_> and the irish
[09:49] <metric_> thats what university did to me lol
[09:49] <metric_> hanging aroun d with greeks and loyalists from NI
[09:49] <metric_> lost all ability to be racist though, that was cool
[09:49] <metric_> its true education stops racism
[09:50] <Stereo``> <metric_> fucking hate turks
[09:50] <Stereo``> <metric_> lost all ability to be racist though
[09:50] <Rjx> yeah
[09:50] <Rjx> i was about to paste those together
[09:50] <metric_> :)
[09:52] <Tark-Work> I already put it on qdb
[09:53] <metric_> thanks
[09:55] * metric_ pokes jestuh and asks for a delete
[09:55] <Tark-Work> Did we talk about the columbine video game yet?
[09:55] <Tark-Work> metric_, I was kidding
[09:55] <Tark-Work> <-- not that lame
[09:57] <metric_> lol :P
[09:58] <Cctoide> yeah, lol
[09:58] * metric_ throws us constitution at Tark-Work
[09:58] <Tark-Work> exactly, lol.
[09:58] <Tark-Work> columbine video game?
[09:58] <Tark-Work> lol?
[09:58] <catnip> what game?
[09:59] <Tark-Work> this is old
[09:59] <Cctoide> um
[09:59] <Tark-Work> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060517/ap_on_re_us/columbine_video_game;_ylt
[09:59] <catnip> is it a fps?
[09:59] <Tark-Work> I didn't download it
[10:00] <catnip> have aynone here see a movie called elephant?
[10:01] <Cctoide> I have
[10:01] <GerbilWrk> yeah
[10:02] <catnip> its about columbine right?
[10:02] <GerbilWrk> pretty much
[10:02] <catnip> have to see that
[10:03] <mef> google ajax framework, hell yeah
[10:03] <Cctoide> it's supposedly unrelated
[10:03] <Cctoide> it takes place in somewhereville USA
[10:03] <GerbilWrk> catnip, it's an HBO film, so they turn the shooters into closet homo's
[10:04] <GerbilWrk> right before they go kill everyone they hop in the shower together and ma
[10:04] <Tark-Work> url imdb elephant
[10:04] <cadaver> - "imdb elephant": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363589/
[10:04] <Cctoide> heh, precisely
[10:05] <catnip> fuck that
[10:05] <GerbilWrk> it's not one that i'll watch again
[10:06] <catnip> I have enough emo's lying around hetre as it is
[10:06] <GerbilWrk> i mean, it's no Hackers
[10:07] <metric_> damn it
[10:07] <metric_> gonna have to watch hackers again now
[10:07] <metric_> i`m sure i`ve been brainwashed by that mac interface
[10:09] <Smurf> wtf?
[10:10] <Smurf> what kind of kick reason was that?
[10:10] <catnip> what reason?
[10:11] <Smurf> [01:49] * You were kicked from #geekissues by dekkon (Boost Mobile repesents
[10:11] <Smurf> I only just noticed then
[10:11] <GerbilWrk> that was a "Stop being a douche and trying to get on bash" kick
[10:11] <Smurf> lol
[10:11] <catnip> indeed
[10:11] <Smurf> That's amusing, who wld 'want' to be on bash?
[10:11] <GerbilWrk> well, you?
[10:11] <Jimmothy> me! me! me!
[10:12] <Smurf> lol, I cldn't care less
[10:12] <Stereo``> what's with people named jeff anyway
[10:12] <Stereo``> i swear to god they all look the same
[10:12] <Smurf> I've tried to put other people's quotes on...but they never accept em
[10:12] <Tark-Work> and what's the deal with airline food?
[10:14] <GerbilWrk> SEINFIELD!
[10:14] <catnip> furthermore, whats the deal with Smurf's mom?
[10:17] <Jimmothy> 2 holes for 1 i hear
[10:18] <GerbilWrk> yeah, she's having the buy one get one free deal this month
[10:18] <catnip> well, bbl
[10:18] <Smurf> is that the best u can do?
[10:19] <catnip> the question is: is that the best SHE CAN DO?
[10:19] <GerbilWrk> thats what i asked your mom last night!
[10:20] <dekkon> !oh
[10:20] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[10:20] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[10:20] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[10:20] <Smurf> So what state is my mum in atm if u slept with her last night?
[10:21] <Jimmothy> a rough one
[10:21] <catnip> and no one here said anything about sleeping
[10:21] <Smurf> and 'I'm' the one the trying to get on bash.org? lol
[10:21] <GerbilWrk> a state of dispair because i kicked her ass to curb
[10:21] <Jimmothy> trying would imply effort
[10:21] <GerbilWrk> she just really doesn't suck as well as your pops
[10:21] <Smurf> So what state is my mum in atm?
[10:22] <Smurf> Wld it be u can't answer that because u r simply using the lowest form of abu
[10:22] <catnip> new jersey?
[10:22] <Smurf> Wrong country
[10:22] <Jimmothy> not as old as your mom
[10:23] <The|Dude> I've never seen "would" shortened like that before
[10:23] <GerbilWrk> Australia fool, not US
[10:23] <catnip> NSW?
[10:23] <Smurf> lucky guess
[10:23] <Smurf> we got so many states to choose from
[10:23] <catnip> yes! I did it!
[10:23] <catnip> the psychic catnip does it again
[10:24] <dekkon> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/16/mexico.immigration.ap/ind
[10:24] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/05/16/mexico.immigration.ap/i
[10:24] <catnip> dekkon: pay them back in humans
[10:25] <la`__> catnip: what number from 1 -10 am I thinking of? :P
[10:25] <catnip> put a price on each one of them and send them back as compensation
[10:25] <Smurf> I came in here to be amused by witty bash worthy remarks....and I get mum jok
[10:25] <catnip> la`__: 3
[10:25] <Smurf> are all the witty ppl idling and it's just the down syndrome ppl tlking?
[10:25] <la`__> close enough
[10:26] <catnip> I foresee Smurf getting a present
[10:26] <GerbilWrk> HKYHDS!!!
[10:26] <csqrl> there is no wit, only zuul
[10:26] <catnip> wich one were you thinking about?
[10:27] <la`__> 4
[10:27] <catnip> yay, Im scaring myself
[10:27] <catnip> no more psychic shit
[10:28] <catnip> Smurf: I have a mate who's daughter was born with down syndrome, I'd like yo
[10:29] <dekkon> http://img470.imageshack.us/my.php?image=babyronald8og.jpg
[10:29] <catnip> btw, he's like 6.10 and 250 pounds
[10:29] <Smurf> she's here now?
[10:29] <Smurf> she made one of those lame jokes?
[10:29] <catnip> ah fuck off you stupid jerk
[10:29] <Smurf> lol
[10:30] <Tark-Work> HGYHAIDS!
[10:30] * Smurf hands catnip a box of Kleenex tissues
[10:30] <catnip> making fun of peoples disabilitys is even lower than yo momma jokes
[10:31] <Tark-Work> and you know what's lower than that? your mom.
[10:31] <la`__> well have you read dead babies jokes?
[10:31] <Smurf> I'm sorry, I didn't realise u actually had down syndrome
[10:31] <dekkon> NOBODY IN HERE HAS HEARD ANY DEAD BABIES JOKES
[10:31] <dekkon> NOBODY
[10:31] <dekkon> NOT ONE
[10:31] <dekkon> INFACT
[10:31] <la`__> lol
[10:31] <dekkon> NO ONE ON THE INTERNET HAS HEARD OF THEM
[10:32] <csqrl> jokes are stupid anyway
[10:32] <csqrl> you get a macbook dek?
[10:32] <dekkon> negative sir
[10:32] <dekkon> but i got the official word today that im getting hired for the hospital job
[10:32] <csqrl> aren't you responsible for the mention of osx and love in the topic
[10:32] <csqrl> congrats
[10:32] <dekkon> i am sir
[10:32] <Tark-Work> sweet
[10:33] <dekkon> right now im running osx on a different partition
[10:33] <csqrl> oh, i see
[10:33] <csqrl> pirate
[10:33] <dekkon> once i get going with this job, i plan on buying one
[10:33] <dekkon> NO
[10:33] <dekkon> doing it caused me to fall in love
[10:33] <dekkon> so it has benefited apple
[10:34] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:34] <dekkon> or will soon
[10:38] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[10:40] <hydro-> assholes
[10:40] <Smurf> mmmmm yum
[10:40] <hydro-> this library is much better than the one i usually go to
[10:40] <hydro-> you get a 60 minute limit when people are waiting
[10:40] <hydro-> instead of 30
[10:43] <kitchen> laptop + wifi + starbucks = mmmmmmmmm
[10:44] <metric_> wifi free in starbucks?
[10:44] <hydro-> i went to borders and it costs money to use their wifi
[10:45] <metric_> i get free coffee in starbucks... might go spend an afternoon there
[10:48] <Kurin> Charging money for coffeeshop wifi is like charging money for the soda in the
[10:48] <kitchen> metric_: some might, most use t-mobile hotspot
[10:48] <kitchen> i dont care how much it costs, it doesn't cost ME anything
[10:49] <kitchen> company pays for it
[10:49] <Kurin> Your comapny pays for you to sit in starbucks?
[10:49] <kitchen> no
[10:49] <kitchen> they pay for t-mobile hotspot access
[10:49] <Kurin> That's like the onion gimick, "75% of people in area starbucks billing for th
[10:49] <kitchen> since there are only 4 of us, it's not often more than one of us is attempt
[10:49] <kitchen> Kurin: I bill for my time in starbucks
[10:50] <kitchen> but usually when I do that, I'm sitting there with my laptop having a bagel
[10:50] <Kurin> So everytime I prompt a response from you, I'm costing someone money?
[10:50] <metric_> the entire staff at a starbucks in manchester are mates of mine so i get fr
[10:50] <metric_> seeing how many shots they can put in an americana
[10:50] <kitchen> metric_: haha
[10:51] <metric_> i`ve found a curryhouse in an allyway that gets wifi reception too
[10:51] <kitchen> we have t-mobile hotspot so if we're travelling and we need to use the itne
[10:52] <metric_> :)
[10:52] <hydro-> these kids here are playing some mmorpg over the web
[10:52] <hydro-> and they are like 30 ft apart
[10:52] <hydro-> yelling at each other what to do
[10:52] <hydro-> it's fucking annoying
[10:52] <kitchen> at a library?
[10:52] <hydro-> yes
[10:53] <Tark-Work> put the hax to em
[10:53] <hydro-> i already said "hey, could you please shut the fuck up"
[10:53] <hydro-> i'm about to punch one of them
[10:53] <metric_> used to live accrross the road from a pub, could take my laptop in and get
[10:54] <kitchen> nice
[10:54] <hydro-> why aren't they at school
[10:54] <hydro-> that's what i wonder
[10:55] <kitchen> hydro-: i'm surprised they are allowed to install programs, let alone GAMES
[10:55] <kitchen> I sure as hell wouldn't allow it if I were the library IT dude
[10:55] <hydro-> it wasn't something they installed
[10:55] <hydro-> it's runescape.com
[10:55] <metric_> dont you have install that ?
[10:55] <kitchen> oh some flash shit?
[10:55] <dekkon> go rape them
[10:55] <dekkon> that will show them who is boss
[10:55] <hydro-> i don't have an account
[10:55] <kitchen> oh, it's a java applet
[10:56] <kitchen> weak
[10:56] <metric_> go abuse them
[10:56] <hydro-> someone just ddos runescape.com
[10:57] <Rjx> haha runescape
[10:57] <hydro-> now some other scenester sat down
[10:57] <hydro-> there are a lot of scensters here
[10:58] <hydro-> lots of myspace users
[10:59] <Trixi> i've noticed in the past that people will leave my general vacinity if I begi
[10:59] <hydro-> you're lucky i'm not op'd
[10:59] <hydro-> are you in st. louis, trixi?
[10:59] <Trixi> it's a tricky balance between making the uncomfortable and making them wantin
[10:59] <Trixi> yep
[10:59] <hydro-> where at
[10:59] <Trixi> st. louis
[10:59] * hydro- <- oakville
[11:00] <Trixi> noWAY!
[11:00] <hydro-> ............yeah
[11:00] <Trixi> my mom's in festus,
[11:00] <hydro-> AWESOME!
[11:00] <hydro-> :|
[11:00] <Trixi> i go through oakville pretty regular
[11:00] <hydro-> how old are you
[11:00] <Rjx> i thought you just said that your mom was a fetus
[11:00] <hydro-> haha
[11:00] <Trixi> only mentally rjx, only mentally
[11:01] <hydro-> thanks for the heads up rjx
[11:01] <Trixi> i'm actually in kirkwood
[11:01] <hydro-> the only thing anyone is going to dodge NOW was some insults
[11:01] <hydro-> yeah
[11:01] <Tark-Work> read it out loud, sounds like her mom's infected
[11:01] <hydro-> festus is an aera
[11:01] <Trixi> she might be..
[11:01] <hydro-> area*
[11:01] <Trixi> SOMETHING is wrong with her head..
[11:01] <metric_> i`ve not started scratching yet Trixi
[11:01] <hydro-> url festus, missouri
[11:01] <cadaver> - "festus, missouri": http://www.cityoffestus.org/
[11:02] <Rjx> url nazi appreciation society
[11:02] <cadaver> - "nazi appreciation society": http://www.adl.org/main_Extremism/extremism_
[11:02] <hydro-> almost the same site!
[11:02] <Trixi> metric: have they left yet?
[11:02] <Rjx> url strange lipids in the eye of the lord
[11:02] <cadaver> - "strange lipids in the eye of the lord": http://shahandrew.blogs.friendst
[11:03] <hydro-> today is not a good day to find skanks on yahoo
[11:03] <Rjx> when is it a good day for that
[11:03] <hydro-> usually any day
[11:03] <hydro-> especially after 3pm so you can get the 14 year-olds
[11:03] <Rjx> when you say skanks
[11:04] <Rjx> do you mean slutty or actually sluts
[11:04] <hydro-> i'm not picky
[11:04] <Trixi> hydro: can't believe you're having a hard time finding skanks in Jeff Co.
[11:04] <hydro-> i know plenty of skanks in jeff co
[11:04] <Trixi> lol
[11:04] <hydro-> but they're all used up
[11:04] <Rjx> it's hard to pick up chicks when you have no car
[11:04] <Rjx> it's even harder when you have no house
[11:04] <hydro-> yeah
[11:04] <Rjx> so hydro has a handicap on that front
[11:04] <hydro-> indeeeed
[11:04] <Rjx> i guess it makes it a challenge
[11:05] <hydro-> there aren't any attractive women in this library
[11:05] <hydro-> only guys wearing girl pants
[11:05] <Trixi> i could see how those things could be a hinderence to dating..
[11:06] <hydro-> dating?
[11:06] <hydro-> who's talking about dating
[11:06] <hydro-> i don't have time for dating
[11:06] <Rjx> *raping
[11:06] <Trixi> still screwing...
[11:06] <Trixi> u still gotta have a place to screw
[11:06] <hydro-> i've got a place to screw
[11:06] <Rjx> dumpster
[11:07] <metric_> her place
[11:07] <Trixi> LOL
[11:07] <hydro-> i have friends that will let me use their place(s)
[11:07] <metric_> SAVES GIVING THEM TAXI FARE TO FUCK OFF AFTER
[11:07] <Trixi> EEWWW.. I don't have ANY friends I like that much.
[11:07] <hydro-> i ONLY have friends that are that close
[11:07] <Rjx> that can end in a bad situation
[11:07] <hydro-> never
[11:08] <Trixi> sure not yet...
[11:08] <hydro-> you guys just don't understand
[11:08] <Trixi> but I can see how something like that could cause an issue
[11:08] <Rjx> well, this isn't the same situation really, but i'll tell you a teenage sex sto
[11:08] <Rjx> this happened many years ago
[11:08] <Rjx> we used to hang out at a friend's house not far from here
[11:09] <Rjx> and one of my buddies sometimes would bang his girlfriend at said friend's hous
[11:09] <Rjx> one time he got careless and put the discarded condom in one of the house's tra
[11:09] <Rjx> the mother of the friend whose house it is discovers it
[11:09] <hydro-> i usually wrap mine up in toilet paper and then throw them away
[11:09] <Rjx> what is her response?
[11:10] <Rjx> "james...have you been having sex with BLACK WOMEN in MY HOUSE?!"
[11:10] <hydro-> did she... fuck her son?
[11:10] <hydro-> HAHA
[11:10] <dekkon> haha
[11:10] <Rjx> this woman is a huge racist
[11:10] <Rjx> the first time she ever saw me
[11:10] <Rjx> i went round to meet up with james to go into town
[11:10] <Rjx> and she peered at me from the kitchen
[11:10] <Rjx> when james went to get his shoes she said
[11:10] <Rjx> "who is that?"
[11:10] <Rjx> "it's rehan"
[11:10] <Rjx> "WHAT IS HE?"
[11:11] <hydro-> ugh
[11:11] <hydro-> what a cunt
[11:11] <dekkon> he's an injun
[11:11] <Rjx> i was about 12 feet away
[11:11] <Trixi> i hate stupid people
[11:11] <Rjx> well this was about 4-5 years ago
[11:11] <dekkon> Crash is a pretty good movie about racism
[11:11] <Rjx> i was at the local mental health center a few months back
[11:11] <Rjx> and saw her going into a room to get a risperdal injection
[11:11] <Rjx> so that _may_ explain some of her strange behaviour
[11:12] <Rjx> she might have been a genuine nut
[11:12] <Trixi> what is resperdal?
[11:12] <hydro-> i guess that's possible
[11:12] <Rjx> antipsychotic drug
[11:12] <hydro-> i hope that if i ever go nuts
[11:12] <Rjx> she used to campaign for the british national party
[11:12] <hydro-> it doesn't turn me into a racist
[11:12] <Trixi> being a nut doesn't excuse being a rude cunt
[11:12] <Rjx> i think she was a racist to begin with
[11:12] <Rjx> it just caused her to be more outspoken about it
[11:12] <hydro-> terrible
[11:13] <Rjx> it was pretty much the same thing when she found her son's porn collection
[11:13] <Trixi> hell, i got a bunch of the phychosis..
[11:13] <Rjx> that did have one black woman in it
[11:13] <Rjx> she interrogated him to make sure he didn't want to marry a black woman
[11:13] <dekkon> black lips sink ships
[11:13] <Trixi> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[11:13] <hydro-> i've had sex with several black women
[11:13] <Rjx> there are at least a dozen stories that i've forgotten regarding that woman
[11:13] <hydro-> it was.. average
[11:13] <Trixi> My 13 year old son is dating a peanut-butter girl..
[11:14] <Trixi> I'm very happy for them...
[11:14] <hydro-> that term makes me cringe
[11:14] <Rjx> i vaguely remember the time everyone was hotboxing in her garage
[11:14] <dekkon> what the fuck is peanut-butter
[11:14] <Trixi> like me,
[11:14] <hydro-> i think she means
[11:14] <Rjx> she awoke and started banging on the garage door, said she was going to call th
[11:14] <dekkon> a mexican who is fucking nutty?
[11:14] <hydro-> white/black
[11:14] <Trixi> peanut butter skin from mixing races
[11:14] <Rjx> so everyone started trying to get out
[11:14] <dekkon> oh
[11:14] <Rjx> stoned as all high hell
[11:14] <Rjx> and paranoid as fuck
[11:14] <hydro-> haha
[11:14] <Rjx> everyone started running into walls and shit
[11:15] <Rjx> one guy knocked over two paintcans
[11:15] <Rjx> someone managed to open the garage door and everyone fled into the night
[11:15] <Rjx> leaving a trail of paint and various other things behind them
[11:15] <Osman> did you follow the trail?
[11:15] <hydro-> OH
[11:15] <hydro-> fuck
[11:15] <dekkon> BUSTED - The Citizen's Guide to Surviving Police Encounters.divx.avi
[11:16] <dekkon> all you druggies should watch that
[11:16] <hydro-> i saw this movie yesterday on TCM called "My Name is Nobody"
[11:16] <hydro-> that movie was fucking awesome
[11:16] <Osman> lol
[11:16] <Kurin> Was anyone blinded?
[11:16] <Osman> there's someone here named "noname" literally.
[11:16] <dekkon> i went to school with a kid named Eman
[11:17] <Rjx> Trixi: the interesting thing is how unusual racism against black folks is aroun
[11:17] <Osman> this guy is a trouble maker too
[11:17] <dekkon> he was cool and all, but who names their kid eman
[11:17] <Rjx> the targets are usually pakistani or indian
[11:17] <Osman> the fucking intercom message would be like
[11:17] <Osman> "would no noname please come to the office"
[11:17] <dekkon> 1) its one letter away from seman
[11:17] <hydro-> black people are 15x more racist than the white people in st. louis
[11:17] <dekkon> 2) its NAME backwards
[11:17] <hydro-> well, there are a LOT of racist white people
[11:17] <Rjx> i guess it depends on the situation where you are
[11:18] <Rjx> in the US the black community seem to make a lot of fuss about racism
[11:18] <Rjx> in the UK it seems like they just dealt with shit
[11:18] <Osman> rjx where do you live?
[11:18] <Rjx> and got a good place in society
[11:18] <Rjx> london
[11:18] <Rjx> england
[11:18] <Rjx> not canada
[11:18] <dekkon> w london, ky
[11:18] <cadaver> Weather for London, Kentucky (40741) Conditions & - Updated at 1:53 PM
[11:19] <hydro-> http://imdb.com/title/tt0070215/
[11:19] <Osman> :P Ok
[11:19] <Rjx> w rjx
[11:19] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "rjx"
[11:19] <Rjx> w orly
[11:19] <cadaver> Weather for Orly, France - Updated at 8:00 PM CEST on May 17, 2006 [Tempera
[11:19] <jestuh> w3 rjx
[11:19] <poopy> jestuh weather for rjx temp 70F/21C; wind ESE 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Mostly C
[11:19] <Rjx> w2 01060
[11:19] <poopy> Rjx temp 74.1F/23.4C; wind SSW 9.0mph/14.5kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunr
[11:19] <Smurf> w Adelaide, Aus
[11:19] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "adelaide,+aus"
[11:19] <Rjx> pwned
[11:19] <cadaver> cringe.
[11:19] <Smurf> w Adelaide, Australia
[11:19] <cadaver> Weather for Adelaide, South Australia - Updated at 3:30 AM CST on May 18, 2
[11:19] <la`__> w porsgrunn
[11:19] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "porsgrunn"
[11:20] <hydro-> w 631234
[11:20] <Smurf> hehehe, wooo!
[11:20] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "631234"
[11:20] <hydro-> w 63123
[11:20] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63123) Conditions & - Updated at 1:2
[11:20] <hydro-> beautiful day
[11:20] <la`__> w ages now
[11:20] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "ages+now"
[11:20] <Smurf> 87% humidity?
[11:20] <Osman> w2 Peace River, Alberta
[11:20] <poopy> Osman temp 77F/25C; wind WSW 17mph/28kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5
[11:21] <dekkon> w2 40391
[11:21] <poopy> dekkon temp 65.0F/18.3C; wind SW 2.0mph/3.2kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sun
[11:21] <Osman> sunset at 10:01 eh...
[11:21] <Osman> by the time it's july it will be around 12am for sunset.
[11:22] <Spidey> w2
[11:22] <poopy> Spidey temp 71.8F/22.1C; wind NNE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; S
[11:34] <Tark-Work> "No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit."
[11:35] <hydro-> well said
[11:36] <dekkon> calc 2 gbp in usd
[11:36] <cadaver> - 2 British pounds = 3.7652 U.S. dollars
[11:38] <mef> Im looking for a piece of hold music. It is used for AOL hold music and bars ar
[11:38] <la`__> help
[11:38] <la`__> http://petiteteenagergalleries.com/girls/jaydenandfriend/index.html
[11:38] <la`__> whats the name of the song?
[11:42] <swight> the irony of me saying that
[11:42] <Cctoide> /ban /^w+d{2}/
[11:44] <Tark-Work> What the fuck. A new Star Trek film. A prequel. Oh it's dead, thank go
[11:46] <var> uefa champions league final getting ready to start on espn2 if yer lookin fer s
[11:47] <Cctoide> Holy crap
[11:47] <Cctoide> http://thcnet.net/zork/index.php
[11:47] <Cctoide> Complete online Zork
[11:48] <Rjx> it is dark
[11:48] <Rjx> you are likely to be eaten by a grue
[11:48] <Tark-Work> eat grue
[11:48] <Tark-Work> omfg I can't believe it's alive again. There's going to be a new Star Tr
[11:48] <Tark-Work> jesus h christ.
[11:49] <Tark-Work> I haven't played those games since they first came out.
[11:50] <dekkon> excellent
[11:50] <dekkon> by the end of the day
[11:50] <dekkon> i should be current on my 24 episodes
[11:51] <Tark-Work> Jack bauer kills dumbledore.
[11:51] <Tark-Work> fuck this noise, I'm sick of being at work
[11:51] <Tark-Work> I'm putting in my billables and getting the fuck out of here
[11:52] <Cctoide> dekkon: has 4th season ended over there yet?
[11:52] <dekkon> no
[11:52] <dekkon> 2 more episodes
[11:52] <Cctoide> same here then
[11:52] <Tark-Work> isn't it one double episode next week?
[11:53] <dekkon> i dont know
[11:58] <dekkon> south park and family guy will join the ranks of being complete
[11:58] <kitchen> can someone do me a favor?
[11:58] <dekkon> depends
[11:58] <kitchen> leave the channel
[11:58] <kitchen> change your nick to Something89
[11:58] <kitchen> and join
[11:59] <kitchen> anything with 2 numbers at the end
[11:59] <sili> he's not here STUPID
[11:59] <kitchen> hrm.
[11:59] <boobs89> something89 is too long i think
[11:59] * boobs89 is now known as dekkon
[11:59] <kitchen> maybe have to have a capital letter
[11:59] <kitchen> lemme try
[11:59] <Cctoide> implemented that regex?
[12:00] <kitchen> Cctoide: no, a buddy gave me a script
[12:00] * Dufus33 is now known as dekkon
[12:00] <dekkon> negative
[12:00] <Cctoide> oh
[12:00] <Twinge-> unless it avoids kicking people who are auto-opped?
[12:00] <kitchen> no
[12:00] <kitchen> i know the problem now
[12:00] <kitchen> sec
[12:01] * Testing12 eyes kitchen
[12:01] <dekkon> [03:00:28] <@kitchen> i know the problem now
[12:01] <dekkon> [03:00:34] <@kitchen> sec
[12:01] <Testing12> heya dekkon :)
[12:01] <Testing12> heh
[12:01] <kitchen> woot
[12:02] <Testing12> kitchen: join again
[12:02] <Testing12> oh or quit :P
[12:02] <kitchen> it only kicks you once
[12:02] <Testing12> it lets me in the second time :)
[12:02] <kitchen> the bots it's targetting don't rejoin on kick
[12:02] <Testing12> well 99% dont :)
[12:02] <jestuh> kitchen: we have a regular user that goes by Wabbit98 or Wabbit99
[12:02] <kitchen> some do
[12:02] <Testing12> ok ..
[12:02] <kitchen> jestuh: i can add him
[12:02] <Testing12> jestuh: it has a "safe" list
[12:03] <jestuh> kk
[12:03] <kitchen> Testing12: on, you're znx ;P
[12:03] * kitchen slaps Testing12
[12:03] <Testing12> yes indeed
[12:03] <Testing12> heh
[12:03] * kitchen waves at znx
[12:03] <znx> maybe this is better :P
[12:03] * znx waves back
[12:03] <kitchen> hehe
[12:03] <jestuh> change the kick msg to "are you a spambot?" or something
[12:03] <kitchen> jestuh: k
[12:04] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:04] <jestuh> thx
[12:05] <GerbilWrk> ok, i need some assistance
[12:05] <kitchen> my $kickreason = 'rejoin if you are real';
[12:05] <znx> heh
[12:05] <znx> ok enjoy
[12:05] <Rjx> rusrs
[12:05] * znx waves
[12:05] <kitchen> thanks znx
[12:05] <kitchen> :)
[12:05] <jestuh> he the script writer?
[12:05] * fucku23 is now known as dekkon
[12:05] <kitchen> ya
[12:07] <GerbilWrk> I need a program that will look at a directory, and tell list of the larg
[12:07] <kitchen> GerbilWrk: on *nix ?
[12:07] <GerbilWrk> windows 2k
[12:07] <kitchen> oh
[12:07] <kiwitoast> WinDirStat
[12:07] <kitchen> on nix it's easy
[12:07] <kitchen> du -hs * | sort
[12:07] <kitchen> :P
[12:08] <Serena[T]> get cygwin ;)
[12:08] <kitchen> ugh
[12:08] <GerbilWrk> windirstat looks like a winner
[12:08] <kitchen> cygwin to me is a nasty hack.
[12:08] <Tark-Work> what are you saying, Gerbil?
[12:08] <GerbilWrk> yeah, i'm not doing that on an e-mail server
[12:09] <Tark-Work> Are you saying.. windirstat for...
[12:09] <kitchen> i would only use it if i needed to do X forwarding in windows
[12:09] <Serena[T]> it is, i don't deny it kitchen - but i don't know any MS utilities and th
[12:09] <kitchen> hehe
[12:09] <GerbilWrk> i'm saying windirstat looks like it will do what I need
[12:17] <kitchen> wabbit98 is now safe
[12:17] <jestuh> ;]
[12:17] <kitchen> thanks for pointing that out jestuh :)
[12:17] <dekkon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHG-rmuYZd4&search=berkeley%20streakers
[12:17] <dekkon> nws
[12:22] <jestuh> n/p
[12:22] <AwesomerP> OH PISS.
[12:23] <dekkon> does the DS take take AA batteries or does it have a charger that comes with
[12:23] <var> charger
[12:23] <var> comes w/
[12:24] <dekkon> really thinking about getting one
[12:24] <Trixi> they r kwl dekkon
[12:24] <AwesomerP> I personally reccomend it.
[12:25] <dekkon> i have some PSP games i need to sell too
[12:25] <AwesomerP> Cause like, PSPs aren't for games, they're for modding and putting emus o
[12:25] <var> what games
[12:25] <dekkon> Untold Legends, GTA, Wipeout Pure, Tony Hawk 2
[12:26] <Cctoide> My sister has a DS
[12:26] <dekkon> i think ill wait till the DS Lite comes out
[12:26] <kitchen> yea
[12:27] <kitchen> DS lite is supposedly way better
[12:27] <Cctoide> the screens are pretty scratch-resistant
[12:27] <kitchen> i'm gonna get one when it comes out
[12:27] <kitchen> get the new mario game and brainage
[12:27] <dekkon> yeah the new mario looks badass
[12:27] <kitchen> when is the ds lite supposed to be released?
[12:28] <kitchen> oh and electroplankton is supposed to be pretty cool
[12:28] <dekkon> june 11
[12:28] <kitchen> wow that far out
[12:28] <kitchen> bummer.
[12:28] <Cctoide> It's less than a month out
[12:29] <kitchen> yea
[12:29] <Cctoide> before sweet june comes around
[12:29] <kitchen> buti'm craving it now :P
[12:29] <Cctoide> :P
[12:29] <Cctoide> I was thinking about finding how how to transmit to DSs a while ago
[12:29] <Cctoide> but my sister would be pissed if she found out I'd opened the DS to try and
[12:30] <Cctoide> Some guy wrote multiplayer tic-tac-toe for the PSP and DS
[12:30] <kitchen> haha
[12:31] <Cctoide> http://www.wagonbutterworth.com/projects/nds/tictactoe/
[12:32] <Cctoide> you could code the coolest things with something like that
[12:32] <Cctoide> like an office suite or something :P
[12:32] <Cctoide> I'm still clueless as to how he transmitted the stuff
[12:32] <jestuh> 1 for 1
[12:32] <jestuh> :D
[12:39] <kitchen> see? he's safe!
[12:40] <jestuh> lol
[12:40] <jestuh> ^5
[12:40] <kitchen> ^5 znx, he wrote it :)
[12:40] <kitchen> he's been using it in #redhat for ages
[12:41] <kitchen> i noticed we were having issues with the same bots
[12:41] <jestuh> jea i thought about writing something like that but i'm too lazy
[12:42] <Stereo``> they don't actually use that many names
[12:54] <dekkon> bacon, eggs and toast
[12:55] <dekkon> second to none on the breakfast food chain
[12:55] <dekkon> pancakes a close 2nd and biscuits/gravy 3rd
[12:56] <var> yah i can get down on bacon eggs and toast too
[12:56] <var> or some good spicy sausages
[12:56] <var> but the french toast > the pancakes
[12:56] <Osman> biscuits and gravy doesn't seem to be a "breakfasty" thing to me.
[12:56] <devil``> i had eggo waffles for breakfast today
[12:56] <var> biscuits and sausage gravy as well
[12:56] <devil``> was running late for work
[12:56] <dekkon> yes, sausage gravy
[12:56] <Wabbit98> waffles are the king
[12:56] <dekkon> dairy queen has the best biscuits and gravy in the "fast food" world
[12:57] <devil``> dq does?
[12:57] <dekkon> hell yeah
[12:57] <dekkon> with a side of sausage
[12:57] <devil``> never knew they had breakfast
[12:57] <devil``> lol
[12:57] <dekkon> shit is awesome
[12:58] <Osman> be back later.
[12:58] <Osman> cya
[13:02] <orge> !cc .si
[13:02] <cadaver> .si: Slovenia
[13:02] <var> im not sure around here if dq has breakfast or not maybe they do but the closes
[13:02] <var> w/ alot of other variety much closer dq i pretty much dont consider
[13:07] <jestuh> dq food is fucking expensive
[13:09] * Kata is now known as Katasaki
[13:10] <Serena[T]> dq sells food?
[13:11] <swight> DQ Brazier stores do
[13:11] <swight> which any new DQ is
[13:11] <swight> burgers, fries, typical stuff, I don't care for it
[13:13] <Tark-Work> fuck this I'm leaving
[13:13] <swight> Except for a chicken basket they used to sell, but they replaced the fries w
[13:17] <Serena[T]> does anyone know anything about meebo?
[13:17] <Serena[T]> oh you're right swight, there is food.. i forgot. i usually get sweets
[13:17] <swight> meebo.... is that a CMS?
[13:18] <Serena[T]> url meebo
[13:18] <cadaver> - "meebo": http://www.meebo.com/
[13:19] <Serena[T]> it's like IM clients all in one and in your browser
[13:19] <swight> im?
[13:19] <swight> all web based?
[13:19] <Serena[T]> instant message - yahoo, aim, jabber
[13:19] <Serena[T]> yeah
[13:28] <metric_> http://www.freepressinternational.com/dod-may-16-judicial-watch.html
[13:28] <metric_> thats really good
[13:28] <swight> is this metric accurate?
[13:29] <metric_> :P
[13:29] <swight> sort of a play on Marge's "Homer? Is this projection accurate?"
[13:29] <metric_> .....
[13:29] <var> what a goal
[13:29] <var> man
[13:29] <var> fc barcelona up 2-1 now
[13:30] <metric_> ha fuck the gunners
[13:30] <var> they were down 1-0 till ten mins a go
[13:30] <metric_> referee is obviously paid by the spaniards though
[13:30] <var> well gunners goalie
[13:30] <var> got a redcard in the first 5 mins
[13:31] <Wabbit98> all refs are paid by the spanish to throw games
[13:31] <var> or the italians
[13:31] <var> or the germans
[13:31] <var> fuckin handball
[13:31] <var> cheatin bitches
[13:31] <metric_> this half though the refs been a cunt
[13:31] <swight> .link http://www.newvoyagenews.com/story/171/ Spaceports: Building up the Sp
[13:31] <poopy> swight - http://www.newvoyagenews.com/story/171/ - Spaceports: Building up th
[13:39] <var> injury time
[13:41] <jestuh> swight's making a grand comeback?!
[13:42] <Tarkaan> OH JESUS
[13:42] <metric_> heh
[13:43] <Tarkaan> My farts are fucking RANK
[13:43] <metric_> hope the cockneys riot
[13:43] <swight> jestuh?
[13:43] <swight> :)
[13:44] <jestuh> nvn!
[13:44] <swight> yah, been keeping it more up to date lately
[13:44] <jestuh> ;]
[13:45] <Tarkaan> you know
[13:45] <Tarkaan> on AC/DC Highway to Hell..
[13:46] <jestuh> no one has any spare SD cards? ;[
[13:46] <Tarkaan> it really *does* sound like "she's a nigger on a one-way ride"
[13:46] <dekkon> only if youre a racist
[13:46] <dekkon> you racist
[13:47] <Tarkaan> I never heard it before a radio guy down here suggested it
[13:47] <Tarkaan> now that's all I hear
[13:47] <Kurin> saw this ad, had to share http://www.fleshlight.tv/promo/wtfpeople/
[13:49] <jestuh> the fleshlight is well known in here ;x
[13:49] <jestuh> you just spamming it?
[13:49] <Kurin> Spamming it?
[13:50] <Kurin> I didn't post it in other channels
[13:50] <Tarkaan> that's gay
[13:50] <Kurin> But I haven't seen it linked from here
[13:50] <jestuh> "wtfpeople" == affiliate id
[13:50] <Kurin> Oh
[13:50] <Kurin> I googled wtf
[13:50] <jestuh> ohhh lol
[13:50] <jestuh> accidental spam
[13:50] <Tarkaan> well they're a collegehumor supporter so..
[13:51] <Tarkaan> it's odd that humans will invent something..and "EUREKA!! Now.. how can I
[13:51] <jestuh> hell yeah
[13:52] <Tarkaan> the first words over the phone "What hath god wrought"
[13:53] <Tarkaan> the first words over the internet "ne hot girls wanna chat?"
[13:54] <jestuh> indeed
[13:55] <dekkon> first words spoken over AOL "ANY HOT CHIXXX HIT 777 IF U WANNA TALK 2 A HOT
[13:55] <swight> 777
[13:55] <swight> oh... wait...
[13:55] <jestuh> BUSTED!
[13:57] <Tarkaan> http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/2001-06/993087896.Cs.r.html
[13:59] <Tarkaan> fuck, I'm half tempted to order a giordannos
[14:00] <jestuh> fuck yeah
[14:00] <jestuh> good ole chicago pizza
[14:00] <Cctoide> dekkon: really? I thought it was "omg hwo do i hak teh phone?"
[14:00] <jestuh> if you come to the city i will take you to the best place
[14:01] <Tarkaan> 'dude call me and I'll blow 26oo!!'
[14:02] <Tarkaan> jestuh, giordanno's sells half baked and frozen
[14:02] <Tarkaan> if I asked, I could go to chicago next week :P
[14:03] <Tarkaan> the customers love me.
[14:04] <jestuh> jea so does Due's which is where i will taking you
[14:04] <jestuh> will be*
[14:05] <Tarkaan> man dog. I would eat fukkin pizza, climb around the jungle jym, and glad h
[14:05] <Tarkaan> ride around in the tugs
[14:05] <csqrl> macho sized jalapeno and cheddar burger
[14:06] <csqrl> huge, huge
[14:06] <csqrl> tons of onions and jalapenos
[14:07] <Tarkaan> I eat the giordannos stuffed spinach and fresh garlic and anchovies
[14:12] <dekkon> SSX on tour is shit compared to SSX3
[14:12] <dekkon> looks like they rushed it to hell
[14:15] <Tarkaan> there's a girl I can call
[14:15] <Tarkaan> but I'm not gonna
[14:16] <Rjx> 867-5309
[14:16] <dekkon> ask for jenny
[14:16] <dekkon> nice
[14:17] <kitchen> i type really fast
[14:17] <kitchen> :)
[14:17] <Tarkaan> kitchen wins. fatality.
[14:17] <Tarkaan> yeah I could call her.
[14:19] <Tarkaan> but it could ruin me.
[14:20] <Osman> ip-relay.com
[14:20] <Osman> call her thru there.
[14:20] <Tarkaan> she knows who I am
[14:20] <Osman> ya well
[14:20] <Tarkaan> I can call her from an open line
[14:20] <kitchen> call girl?
[14:20] <Tarkaan> a very old friend
[14:20] <Osman> "YO LET ME HOLLA AT YOU FOR A MINUTE"
[14:21] <Osman> brb
[14:21] <Tarkaan> if she says no, I won't come to texas with you, I'm perfectly happy where I
[14:21] <Tarkaan> If she says yes, I'll come to texas and we can make a home and a family whe
[14:27] <Rjx> why's that bad
[14:27] <Osman> child support phobia
[14:27] <metric_> lol
[14:29] <Twin`> wow. my mom gave me this flash drive
[14:29] <Twin`> and at first i couldn't figure out what was supposed to be wrong with it, unt
[14:29] <Rjx> your mom turned my floppy drive into a harddrive
[14:29] <Twin`> she didn't break the usb connector off the board
[14:29] <Twin`> but she broke the board supports for it
[14:30] <Osman> you know on the usb be "plug"
[14:30] <Osman> you know the golden lil lines inside of it.
[14:30] <Osman> CAN IT BE REPAIRED?
[14:30] <Osman> I'm guessing not.
[14:30] <Twin`> kinda sorta
[14:30] <Osman> my logitech usb headset
[14:30] <Osman> i tripped over it
[14:30] <Twin`> no.
[14:31] <Osman> ;/
[14:31] <Twin`> you aren't fixing that
[14:31] <Osman> there goes 100 dollars.
[14:31] <mef> ohh yeah http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72920.asp
[14:31] <Osman> anyways
[14:35] <Cctoide> I'm watching the penultimate 24 episode
[14:38] <D1> today, I am forfeiting sleep for academai
[14:38] <D1> academia even
[14:38] <mef> more like akamai
[14:38] <var> for sex
[14:38] <var> or drugs
[14:38] <var> or rock and roll even
[14:38] <var> but academia
[14:38] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:41] <Rjx> !jeek
[14:41] <dekkon> today is thursday right
[14:41] <cadaver> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[14:41] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:42] <swight> le jeek c'est freak, awwwww JEEK JEEK
[14:43] <swight> awwwwwww JEEK OUT
[14:43] <daze> w2
[14:43] <poopy> daze temp 82F/28C; wind Variable 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunris
[14:46] <dekkon> what is today
[14:46] <Serena[T]> 17th
[14:47] <dekkon> ok, for some reason all day today ive sworn it was thursday
[14:47] <dekkon> computer clock backed that idea up
[14:48] <jmx> if you were in australia, you'd be correct
[14:48] <Serena[T]> hmm
[14:48] <Serena[T]> conspiracy
[14:49] <swight> WGA is making my life difficult, I don't like it.
[14:49] <kitchen> haha
[14:49] <kitchen> did you get hit with the nag screen?
[14:49] <swight> oh god no
[14:49] <kitchen> i'd reformat my computer if that happened to me
[14:49] <kitchen> i'd be like "fuck this"
[14:50] <D1> wga? on a laptop?
[14:50] <kitchen> i'm assuming he's talking about the windows genuine authenticity or whateve
[14:51] <D1> oh, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. its xga
[14:51] <swight> kitchen wins a prize
[14:51] <kitchen> D1: :P
[14:51] <D1> windows sucks, thats why you use penix v2.0
[14:51] <swight> there is WXGA, Wide screen XGA
[14:51] <kitchen> SysInfo: | 0 MHz | Bogomips: 0 | Mem: /1M [||||||||||] | Diskspace: 0.00
[14:51] <kitchen> aww sysinfo doesn't work on freebsd
[14:51] <kitchen> :(
[14:52] <D1> your computer sucks.
[14:52] <kitchen> it's not my computer
[14:52] <D1> you need more ram
[14:52] <kitchen> probably
[14:52] <kitchen> i only ahve a 7cm vpenis
[14:52] <dekkon> calc 7 cm in inches
[14:52] <pinkboa> - 7 centimeters = 2.75590551 inches
[14:52] <kitchen> :(
[14:53] <D1> I fucking hate women
[14:53] <D1> today
[14:53] <kitchen> HKYHSvP
[14:53] <D1> we're talking about eating disorders in class
[14:53] <D1> so my teacher is saying how men just can't understand what women go through blah
[14:53] <kitchen> and half of them are like "so, when I go vomit after lunch, does that like.
[14:53] <kitchen> oh
[14:53] <D1> and at some point she made the statement that men treat women like objects, but
[14:54] <Rjx> should've told her that women aren't people
[14:54] <kitchen> hah
[14:54] <Rjx> they are devices built by the lord jesus christ for the servitude of men
[14:55] <Rjx> she is technically correct
[14:55] <kitchen> PREACH IT BROTHA
[14:55] <sqlr> and punishment
[14:55] <Rjx> men don't understand what women go through
[14:55] <Twin`> i like how women were voted as humans by the catholic church by like 3 votes
[14:55] <dekkon> did you just sit there and take it damian
[14:55] <Rjx> but women do seem to create a lot of their own problems
[14:55] <dekkon> or did you speak up for your gender
[14:55] <Rjx> which is why we don't understand
[14:55] <D1> I just pulled a jestuh and said, "OHHHHHHHHHHH"
[14:56] <dekkon> was this before or after they fitted you for a training bra
[14:56] <D1> haha
[14:56] <D1> ;[
[14:56] <swight> “The Da Vinci Code” drew lukewarm praise, shrugs of indifference, some jeeri
[14:56] <swight> Know what, its STILL gonna make a fuckin mint, it could be done with Southpa
[14:57] <swight> and it would STILL make a fuckin mint
[14:57] <Jimmothy> people like to pay to criticise stuff
[14:58] <D1> ok, maybe we can't empathize with what a woman goes through, but we're certainly
[14:58] <dekkon> and like rjx said
[14:58] <kitchen> D1: she's probably just some feminazi dyke whore
[14:58] <D1> or at least I hope.
[14:58] <dekkon> they bring a lot of it upon themselves
[14:58] <kitchen> she probably goes to lillith fair and teaches a women's self defense class
[14:58] <kitchen> and licks bush
[14:58] <D1> haha
[14:58] <swight> What I want to know when is Big 2: Revenge of the 50ft Old Guy is going to b
[14:59] <Rjx> my view on the matter
[14:59] <Rjx> is that if you're going to say men do not make enough of an effort to understan
[14:59] <Rjx> you can also say the reverse
[14:59] <Rjx> if women call the "we have emotions and depth" card
[14:59] <dekkon> it is easier to understand men than it is women
[14:59] <dekkon> women try to make us out to be complex people
[14:59] <dekkon> but we're not
[14:59] <Rjx> you can point out that complexity does not neccessarily mean advanced
[14:59] <dekkon> we are simple
[15:00] <Rjx> it can just as easily mean obfuscation
[15:00] <Rjx> that's not an anti-female rant or anything
[15:00] <Rjx> i just think feminazis are irritating
[15:00] <Rjx> ditto for the male equivilents
[15:00] <kitchen> men are simple: beer, sex, football, nachos.
[15:00] <csqrl> my girlfriend is a feminazi
[15:00] <dekkon> i have bitches who get all huffy when i hold a door open
[15:01] <dekkon> hate*
[15:01] <dekkon> im going through the door and youre behind me
[15:01] <dekkon> if you were a man id hold it open too
[15:01] <kitchen> i've never experienced that
[15:01] <dekkon> its called being a decent human being
[15:01] <kitchen> yea
[15:01] <dekkon> oh i have
[15:01] <Rjx> i've never had anyone complain about it
[15:01] <swight> me either
[15:01] <Rjx> if they did, i'd tell them to walk back through
[15:01] <kitchen> yea
[15:01] <dekkon> bitches trying to give me a lecture
[15:02] <dekkon> about how im a chauvanist pig trying to get into their pants
[15:02] <dekkon> total wtf moment
[15:02] <swight> what kind of uptight people do you have around you that are like that
[15:02] <Rjx> and definately not hold it open
[15:02] <Rjx> i'll tell you what does annoy me though
[15:02] <dekkon> so i just slammed the door in her face
[15:02] <Rjx> i was walking into the local library
[15:02] <Twin`> hm
[15:02] <Rjx> and this guy walks out
[15:02] <Rjx> so i hold the door open
[15:02] <Twin`> suddenly, i cannot find capacitor symbols in eaglecad.
[15:02] <Rjx> and the rest of his family walk out
[15:02] <Rjx> and a seemingly unending stream of people
[15:03] <dekkon> thats bad luck
[15:03] <Rjx> now at what point to i stop looking stupid and stop holding the door
[15:03] <Rjx> without seeming rude
[15:03] <Rjx> yeah that is bad luck
[15:04] <pith> if it's that big of a stream they probably notice you holding it open. they sh
[15:04] <dekkon> 4 people would be my max
[15:04] <dekkon> except for today when i went to mcdonalds
[15:04] <Rjx> they were all packed pretty closely together
[15:04] <dekkon> school bus full of elementary kids flowing out
[15:04] <dekkon> that doesnt bother me
[15:05] <Rjx> i've got no idea why so many of them were in there
[15:05] <Osman> :|
[15:05] <Rjx> all part of the same group
[15:05] <Osman> I pulled out a long female hair out of my zipper.
[15:05] <Osman> dont remember getting head :(
[15:05] <Osman> but ew
[15:05] <D1> women lose hair like crazy
[15:05] <D1> theres always clomps of hair around my desk at school
[15:06] <Rjx> ...
[15:07] <Osman> ahh, fuck
[15:07] <Osman> I just noticed i was dancing a bit to this song on the headphones
[15:07] <Osman> and i look around and see people staring at me.
[15:07] <Osman> :(
[15:08] <D1> you dance? do you listen to show tunes?
[15:09] <Osman> no
[15:09] <D1> I can understand the average head bob or finger tapping, but dancing ehhh
[15:09] <Osman> :/
[15:09] <Osman> iot was head bobbin
[15:09] <Osman> but a bit of body moving a lil lil bit of body movement
[15:09] <Osman> but ya..
[15:10] <dekkon> no one will think otherwise because he is black
[15:10] <Osman> the only too.
[15:10] <D1> oh, I forgot.
[15:10] <Osman> it's annoying ;x
[15:10] <Osman> lol
[15:10] <Osman> fucking
[15:10] <Osman> 7 year old kids would look at me and be like
[15:10] <Osman> "MOM HES DARKER THEN ME"
[15:11] <dekkon> when i was in the military, black guys would break into song just out of now
[15:11] <Osman> :/
[15:11] <D1> black people are fascinated by drum beats, as Dave Chapelle demonstrated.
[15:11] <dekkon> in the chow line, at work, driving down the road
[15:11] <dekkon> just out of nowhere
[15:11] <Osman> "MOM LOOK AT HIS HUGE HAIR"
[15:11] <Osman> I'm going to kill a bunch of kids pretty soon.
[15:11] <D1> fight your blackness
[15:12] <D1> resist the urge to commit criminal acts.
[15:12] <Osman> lol
[15:12] <Osman> I don't mind them saying it
[15:12] <Osman> but they literally take pictures.
[15:12] <Osman> ;|
[15:13] <dekkon> why the fuck does slackware keep telling me there is no more space on this h
[15:13] <dekkon> i just formatted it
[15:13] <kitchen> df -h says?
[15:14] <dekkon> one sec
[15:15] <dekkon> brings up /dev/fd2
[15:15] <dekkon> what can i use to make sure the hdd isnt fucked
[15:16] <sqlr> fsck with badblocks ?
[15:19] <Rjx> what filesystem are you using on the disk dekkon
[15:20] <Rjx> wait slackware
[15:20] <Rjx> can you hear me all the way over there in 1997?
[15:20] <Rjx> couldn't resist ;[
[15:20] <wind`> no i can't rjx
[15:21] <wind`> ;[
[15:23] <Rjx> spell eigth
[15:23] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[15:23] <pinkboa> - eight perhaps?
[15:23] <Rjx> spell eighth
[15:23] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[15:23] <jonathans> eighth
[15:23] <jonathans> loo
[15:23] <jonathans> dumbest word ever
[15:23] <jonathans> EIGHTPTHHHHHHHH
[15:25] <Cctoide> I'm going to Fucking Kill the next person who comes up to me trying to disp
[15:25] <dekkon> rjx: tryign to install winxp or slackware
[15:25] <dekkon> i get problems
[15:25] <Rjx> new machine/laptop?
[15:25] <dekkon> winxp says it couldnt properly partition the drive
[15:25] <dekkon> no
[15:25] <dekkon> slack says the drive is full
[15:28] <swight> http://www.break.com/index/hannityloon.html
[15:28] * VodkaEspe is now known as Espenk
[15:35] <Rjx> [you have been visited by the pregnancy koala] (._.) .oO( preggers )
[15:36] <ExZippo> My name is muhamed and I like to touch pork.
[15:39] <Osman> CYA
[15:40] <Cctoide> Central Yahoontelligence Agency?
[15:44] <catnip> and thats a rap, one more day gone
[15:45] <kitchen> wrap.
[15:45] <kitchen> ;P
[15:45] <catnip> warp*
[15:45] <catnip> ermmm
[15:45] <catnip> wrap
[15:45] <catnip> thanks kitchen
[15:46] <kitchen> f'sho
[15:47] <catnip> now, a beer, a smoke and a bed
[15:47] <catnip> or maybe even drink AND smoke in bed
[15:48] <dekkon> i dont know what the fuck is up with their harddrive
[15:48] <dekkon> this*
[15:48] <dekkon> trying to install ubuntu
[15:49] <catnip> still the 8gb one?
[15:49] <dekkon> "the attempt to mount a file system with type ext3 in IDE1 master, partition
[15:49] <dekkon> yes
[15:49] <catnip> try booting with some fdisk app
[15:49] <catnip> and do a fdsik mbr
[15:49] <catnip> fdisk mbr
[15:49] <Cctoide> calc 11111111 * 11111111
[15:50] <catnip> there are cds that can be booted like that, hang on, let me get you teh link
[15:52] <catnip> http://www.ptdd.com/manual2.htm
[15:52] <catnip> this is one
[15:53] <catnip> http://www.ultimatebootcd.com/
[15:53] <catnip> and this one is the daddy!
[15:53] <catnip> freeware of course
[15:55] <slackR-> yay
[15:55] * slackR- is now known as slackR
[15:55] <slackR> dd-wrt SP1 final
[15:55] <slackR> :)
[15:55] * slackR upgrades APs
[15:57] <catnip> dekkon: word of advice, if you are used to mac/windows try kubuntu instead,
[15:57] <dekkon> yeah ive got a kubuntu cd next to me
[15:57] <catnip> ubuntu has only gnome
[15:58] <catnip> oh, ok
[15:58] <catnip> carry on
[15:58] <kitchen> kubuntu though
[15:58] <kitchen> oh nm
[15:58] * kitchen didn't read far enough up
[15:58] <kitchen> !kitchen
[15:58] <pinkboa> HEY KITCHEN, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!
[15:59] * Espenk is now known as espenk
[16:01] * metric_ is now known as not_reall
[16:01] * not_reall is now known as ABORT_NOW
[16:01] * ABORT_NOW is now known as metric
[16:04] <metric> ignore that name change
[16:04] <Rjx> haha
[16:04] * metric whistles innocently
[16:05] <catnip> nobody's innocent
[16:06] <catnip> confess! repent!
[16:06] <catnip> and do it all again, that's whats great about being a christian
[16:07] <catnip> fuck up, say Im sorry, you're forgiven
[16:07] <kitchen> hehe
[16:09] <catnip> speaking of christians, I saw a conversation here a few days ago about a guy
[16:09] <catnip> comedian
[16:09] <dekkon> bill hicks > *
[16:09] <Jimmothy> 2nded
[16:10] <metric> bill hicks was a ledgend
[16:10] <catnip> being an euro, I didn't knew what he was about, so I googled around and got
[16:10] <Rjx> i am guessing you enjoyed
[16:10] <catnip> I ROFLED
[16:11] <catnip> man, that guy is sick
[16:11] <Jimmothy> i have flying sourcer tour and live at oxford in vbr which i paid for
[16:11] <Jimmothy> the rest is all over the place
[16:11] <metric> i saw one of the cancer shows
[16:11] <catnip> he manages to be rude and ofensive... with a punchline :D
[16:12] <catnip> hey~! what do you mean he was a legend?
[16:12] <catnip> was?
[16:12] <dekkon> he died
[16:12] <Jimmothy> 1994
[16:12] <catnip> how?
[16:12] <dekkon> cancer
[16:13] <dekkon> liver i think
[16:13] <catnip> hum, 12 years ago
[16:13] <Rjx> liver or pancreatic
[16:13] <dekkon> url wikipedia bill hicks
[16:13] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia bill hicks": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks
[16:13] <TMH_> 00:08 <@Cryovat> "The US airforce had a secret plan to airdrop a large v
[16:13] <catnip> now that you mention it, he didn't look like a very healthy peson
[16:13] <TMH_> 00:09 <@Cryovat> I think I won't be using Wikipedia for school stuff an
[16:13] <Jimmothy> at one point on lsd or mushrooms he supposedly pointed it out to a friend
[16:14] <dekkon> He played the final show of his career at Caroline's in New York on January
[16:14] <dekkon> the door is ajar, we thought about that for hours
[16:14] <dekkon> how can the door be a jar?
[16:14] <Jimmothy> haha
[16:14] <Jimmothy> put the car in the jar
[16:14] <catnip> "put the cop in a jar"
[16:16] <Jimmothy> you ever wonder what moths bumped into before lightbulbs?
[16:16] <kitchen> haha
[16:16] <catnip> mushrooms give a very different high from acid
[16:16] <catnip> or so Im told
[16:16] <metric> trips of for kids
[16:16] <catnip> purely academic knowledge
[16:16] <catnip> ahem...
[16:17] <Cctoide> Jimmothy: candles?
[16:17] <Rjx> the cops pulled us over and we got out and started dancing, think we'd got to t
[16:17] <Cctoide> That was usually the death of them :P
[16:17] <Jimmothy> its not a question
[16:17] <Rjx> *thinking
[16:17] <dekkon> url hbl-djra
[16:17] <pinkboa> - "hbl-djra": http://www.hlg.edu/ds/57x.htm
[16:17] * pith is now known as pith|afk
[16:17] <dekkon> http://www.hlg.edu/ds/57x.htm
[16:17] <Jimmothy> "i smoke. if this bothers anyone i reccomend you look round the world in w
[16:17] <dekkon> what the jesus
[16:18] <catnip> "some drugs are good, but some drugs are great"
[16:19] <catnip> dekkon: wtf is that? the davinci code?
[16:19] <kitchen> dekkon: wtf is that
[16:19] <dekkon> well i was trying to look up this hdd
[16:19] <Rjx> looks like an experiment of some sort
[16:19] <dekkon> but that came up
[16:19] <Jimmothy> they released sane man on dvd last week or the week before aparantly
[16:20] * catnip pulls out "the most useless web page" award
[16:20] <kitchen> i think it's one of those sites that has all of the deep recursive links an
[16:20] <catnip> oh, Ill defenetly hunt down more stuff from him
[16:21] <catnip> spell defenetly
[16:21] <pinkboa> - definitely perhaps?
[16:21] <catnip> right
[16:22] <catnip> ill do just that
[16:23] <catnip> tonight barcelona won the champions league, will these spanish fuckers ever
[16:24] <catnip> fireworks, cars honking...
[16:24] <catnip> is metric an arsenal fan, Rjx ?
[16:27] <dekkon> .link http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125632
[16:27] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1256
[16:27] <Ifrit> Does anyone have any knowledge on how to avoid the activation lockdown for Wi
[16:29] * pinkboa is now known as terminal
[16:30] <Ifrit> friend of mine got really pissed when he found out about it
[16:30] <Ifrit> his normal xp installation was incomparably screwed up
[16:33] <dunn> is jes around?
[16:33] <dunn> i have alot of SDRAM that I will give him
[16:34] <Rjx> yes i'm jestuh
[16:34] <Rjx> i will give you my address
[16:34] <dunn> you still used sdram?
[16:34] <Rjx> i don't i just want to steal things from jestuh
[16:35] <Rjx> i mean myself
[16:35] <dunn> haha
[16:37] <dekkon> fdisk mbr gives me "unable to open mbr"
[16:37] <dekkon> wtf
[16:37] <Rjx> dead hdd?
[16:38] <dekkon> i can run cfdisk, make partitions and it doesntgive me any kind of error
[16:38] <kitchen> dekkon: fdsk /mbr
[16:38] <kitchen> on windows/dos at least
[16:38] <kitchen> fdisk even
[16:38] <dekkon> running from a linux prompt
[16:38] <kitchen> oh
[16:38] <kitchen> you want to clear out the mbr?
[16:38] <dekkon> im trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with this harddrive
[16:38] <dekkon> yeah
[16:38] <dekkon> couldnt hurt
[16:38] <kitchen> k
[16:38] <kitchen> sec
[16:39] <kitchen> it's like dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/whatver bs=256 count=0 or something like
[16:40] <kitchen> count=1
[16:40] <kitchen> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/whatever bs=512 count=1
[16:40] <kitchen> that will rock your mbr
[16:41] <dekkon> dev/whatever?
[16:41] <kitchen> yea
[16:41] <kitchen> if the hard drive is /dev/hda
[16:41] <kitchen> then put /dev/hda
[16:41] <kitchen> if it's /dev/hdb
[16:41] <kitchen> ut /dev/hdb
[16:41] <kitchen> etc
[16:42] <TMH_> ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS!
[16:42] <dekkon> right now it has hda1 2 3
[16:42] <Ther0> dekkon
[16:43] <Ther0> LAPTOPGOODNESS JAH!
[16:43] <catnip> http://deathless.comicgenesis.com/comics/19850101.jpg rofl
[16:44] <kitchen> dekkon: then the hard drive itself is /dev/hda
[16:44] <kitchen> catnip: uhhh... blank nothingness?
[16:44] <catnip> erm
[16:45] <jonathans> http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/NS/K8/EYS8B8GCDTSF.jpg
[16:47] * terminal is now known as pinkboa
[16:47] * terminal_ is now known as terminal
[16:47] <catnip> hot
[16:47] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[16:47] <catnip> and hopefully dumb too
[16:50] <catnip> http://deathless.comicgenesis.com/d/19850207.html
[16:52] <dekkon> slut
[16:52] <dekkon> you can tell it
[16:52] <catnip> slut=fun
[16:53] <kitchen> slut = std
[16:53] <catnip> non slut = unwanted commitment
[16:53] <kitchen> however
[16:53] <catnip> condom > std
[16:53] <kitchen> slut = likes it in the butt
[16:53] <catnip> YES!
[16:53] <kitchen> slut = might do a 3way with you
[16:53] <catnip> butt fuck!
[16:53] <Thero> catnip
[16:53] <catnip> anal is so overlooked
[16:53] <Thero> i r on meh laptop
[16:54] <catnip> nice, Im on one too
[16:54] * Katasaki is now known as Katasak3
[16:54] <Thero> Can i sit on your lap?
[16:54] <catnip> logged on onw
[16:54] <catnip> one even
[16:54] <catnip> sure, we can play little horsies and poneys
[16:54] <kitchen> anal: like a virgin every time
[16:55] <kitchen> plus then you get to dirty sanchez her
[16:55] <catnip> anal: fire away all month every day!
[16:55] <catnip> muahahahah
[16:55] <Thero> hmmm i have not tried anal yet
[16:55] <Thero> nor will i ever
[16:55] <kitchen> Thero: you lie, you like it in the butt
[16:55] <Thero> just something about fucking the shit out of a girl (literally i mean) isnt g
[16:55] <catnip> is your boyfriend shy?
[16:56] <Thero> ill give up one week of pleasure rather than fuck her in the ass all month
[16:56] <Thero> No, your mom is though.
[16:56] <catnip> you dont fuck the shit out you dumbass, YOU PUDH IT IN!
[16:56] <kitchen> hahaha
[16:56] <catnip> push
[16:56] <Thero> Still.
[16:57] <Thero> I just want to avoid feeling what that's like.
[16:57] <catnip> you are avoiding the wrong things tehn
[16:57] <catnip> then even
[16:57] <Jimmothy> with a penis that small you could stcik it in and still avoid it
[16:57] <catnip> LOOOOL
[16:58] <Thero> ...
[16:58] <Thero> You might as well kick me now.
[16:58] <Rjx> 00:55 < Thero> hmmm i have not tried anal yet
[16:58] <Rjx> 00:55 < Thero> nor will i ever
[16:58] <Thero> Before i just start screaming jimmothy is gay gay gay jimmothy is gay gay gay
[16:58] <Rjx> you just signed up to the army
[16:58] <catnip> hahaahah we have a new topic
[16:58] <kitchen> hahaha
[16:58] <Thero> i didnt just sign up......
[16:58] <Rjx> you're going to get anal sex whether you want it or not
[16:58] <Thero> i signed back in october
[16:58] <Jimmothy> werenot going to hear you scream idiot, its not skype
[16:58] <Thero> I hate skype
[16:59] <Jimmothy> thats nice
[16:59] <catnip> whats the slang for hard on when you are full of piss in the morning?
[16:59] <sxh> "morning wood"
[16:59] <Thero> R Kelly.
[16:59] <catnip> thanks
[17:00] <catnip> so Thero going to serve your country?
[17:01] <catnip> wich foreign shit hole that you cant even find in the mpa are you going to d
[17:01] <Thero> ...
[17:01] <Thero> no shit
[17:01] <catnip> any preferences?
[17:01] <Thero> ...dude learn to spell map and shithole before you doubt my abilitiy to locat
[17:02] <catnip> I hear darfur is very pleasant this time of the year
[17:02] <catnip> I wasn't thinking iraq
[17:02] <Thero> ...Are you retarded?
[17:02] <Thero> We are not even in darfur...
[17:02] <catnip> dude, learn that english is like my fourth language
[17:04] <catnip> before that comes flemish french and portuguese, and I live in spain , so i
[17:04] <Thero> Still though.
[17:04] <catnip> still what!?
[17:04] <Thero> The easiest thing to speak other than English is babytalk.
[17:05] <catnip> no, you didn't pay attention to what I wrote
[17:05] <Thero> url Ipod ripper.
[17:05] <pinkboa> - "Ipod ripper.": http://www.freedownloadscenter.com/Best/ipod-ripper-pc.ht
[17:05] <Thero> hmmm
[17:05] <Thero> Yes i did.
[17:05] <Thero> I'm distracted at the moment.
[17:05] <Thero> Trying to find a good program to get all of my files from my ipod video, to t
[17:05] <catnip> I wasn't born in an e