Session Start: Mon May 15 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:03] <michael`_> alright, this is better
[00:03] <michael`_> About Me:
[00:03] <michael`_> i'm six feet tall with an incredibly muscular build and a neatly chiseled
[00:03] <michael`_> i teach sign language to deaf orphans, i speak six languages with native
[00:03] <michael`_> i'll leave it at that
[00:03] <michael`_> good night, gentlemen
[00:04] <acydlord> lol
[00:04] <IF0> well that was benevolent.
[00:05] <glen2> Good morning all.
[00:05] <glen2> Faking a CV?
[00:08] <glen2> There needs to be a list of dead people who can be given as a refrence on fak
[00:08] <acydlord> o.O
[00:10] <glen2> So when the interviewer contacts this big company you said you used to work f
[00:11] <IF0> i'm always curious if interviewers even follow up on those.
[00:13] <The|Dude> wheeeeee
[00:13] <The|Dude> that was a good show
[00:13] <Badtzmaru> depends on the company
[00:15] <Kalamazoo> what show
[00:16] <glen2> They could follow up the reference years after they've hired you, if they wan
[00:16] <IF0> then you'd have an excuse for them being dead, if you were to follow the above
[00:16] <IF0> "you waited too damn long"
[00:17] <acydlord> i always put my 2 year contract stint with the fbi on my resume
[00:18] <acydlord> it makes me giggle knowing that potential employers will just get a run ar
[00:20] <glen2> 2 year FBI contract = prision
[00:20] <glen2> ?
[00:21] <al_b> oh, wow, its all the bash.org people
[00:21] <The|Dude> Kalamazoo: Necrophagist, Arsis, Alarum, Neuraxis, Cattle Decapitation
[00:22] <The|Dude> Carving North America's Epitaph 2006
[00:22] <acydlord> nah, no prison time for me
[00:22] <The|Dude> bought 3 albums and 2 shirts :D
[00:26] <Kalamazoo> ive seen arsis somewhere before
[00:27] <The|Dude> my favorite band right now
[00:27] <The|Dude> although the lead guitar was a touch louder than it should have been
[00:28] <Kalamazoo> ever heard of the showdown?
[00:28] <Efreeti> friggin ell
[00:28] <Efreeti> Kristian Birkeland invented the gauss gun
[00:29] <Efreeti> he's the guy on the norg 200 kroner note
[00:29] <Efreeti> miniature mass-driver style coil gun
[00:30] <Efreeti> failure to make a real weapon out of it tho
[00:31] <Efreeti> http://www.gausspistol.com/index.html
[00:31] <Efreeti> wow
[00:36] <D1> gaaaaay
[00:36] <D1> art girl got a man
[00:37] <D1> I thought I made it clear when I condemned her to a life of solitude when she re
[00:37] <var> you should go burn her house down
[00:37] <var> that'll remind her
[00:38] <D1> I should, shouldn't I?
[00:38] <D1> how dare she pursue happiness
[00:38] <D1> fucking bitch.
[00:40] <D1> oh well, she'll die one day.
[00:41] <D1> and then I'll have my bitter sweet vengance
[00:52] <IF0> my roommate just woke up at 2:52 in the morning.. went to his computer, stared
[00:54] <IF0> and apparently farted.
[00:54] <Kalamazoo> i had a friend that said counterstrike magically started on his computer
[00:54] <Kalamazoo> and then he proceeded to play it for 3 hours
[00:58] <IF0> what's a good program to create .iso's with from files on a hard drive besides
[01:00] <Efreeti> IF0, Nero?
[01:01] <IF0> there a downloadable version of it that doesn't have an upper limit on file siz
[01:03] <IF0> think i got one.
[01:04] <Efreeti> http://qdb.us/3316
[01:04] <Efreeti> anyone know that case?
[01:04] <Efreeti> the link is dead
[01:31] <Efreeti> omfg
[01:31] <Efreeti> spider goats
[01:33] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/A%20long%20fall%20from%20the%20height
[01:34] <maru> that looks painful
[01:35] <Rjx> arm looks broken at the end
[01:36] <maru> his fucking face looks broken
[01:37] <Efreeti> why the fuck would people do that shit?
[01:38] <Efreeti> falling on your face like that you could risk having your nose bone project
[01:38] <maru> Well, it's not like he was using his brain
[01:38] <Efreeti> i guess you are right
[01:38] <Efreeti> maybe he left it at home
[01:39] <maru> it's the "LOL LETS MAKE OUR OWN JACKASS" people
[01:39] <Efreeti> so that he could fix his cranium before he put it back
[01:39] <Efreeti> that isn't jackass
[01:39] <Efreeti> looks more like a suicide attempt
[01:39] <Efreeti> or
[01:39] <maru> <maru> it's the "LOL LETS MAKE OUR OWN JACKASS" people
[01:39] <maru> oh
[01:40] <Efreeti> what the people are "too hardcore for suicide" do
[01:40] <Rjx> The BBC wanted to interview Newswireless.net editor Guy Kewney about the Apple
[01:40] <maru> looks like he's doing extreme sports
[01:40] <Rjx> haha there's actually video now
[01:40] <Efreeti> do things that could kill you, but most likely won't
[01:40] <Rjx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvUuHfT-VaY
[01:40] <maru> on that note
[01:40] <maru> I know a guy who did a flying headbutt into a car windshield
[01:41] <maru> ala E.Honda
[01:41] <maru> cracked the fucking windshield with his crainium
[01:41] <maru> did not bleed.
[01:42] <Efreeti> depends on how you hit i guess
[01:43] <maru> he hit it hard enough to crack it
[01:43] <maru> and with his fucking skull
[01:43] <Efreeti> anyways you're gonna be concussed
[01:43] <Efreeti> i got that
[01:43] <maru> he was very drunk as well
[01:44] <Efreeti> why am i not surprised :p
[01:45] * aphy is now known as Aphy
[01:45] <maru> meh, time to sleep
[01:45] <Efreeti> i knew a guy who in second grade jumped down from the roof of the gym hall
[01:45] <Efreeti> onto a small patch of grass
[01:46] <Efreeti> like a 25 feet drop
[01:47] <Efreeti> didn't even have to catch himself with his hands to the ground, just absorb
[01:47] <Efreeti> the next kid who tried hurt his wrist and knocked his forehead into the gro
[01:47] <Efreeti> didnt break his wrist but couldnt use it
[01:50] <Rjx> Kanye West was sued last Friday for missing thousands of dollars of lease payme
[01:51] <Rjx> http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/brooke-burger-king-split2.jpg
[01:54] <Rjx> what the hell happened to katie holmes
[01:54] <Rjx> http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/holmes-nursing-bra.jpg
[01:54] <Kurin> Apparently she aged 20 years
[01:55] <bitrot> anyone use PHP5.1 with PDO?
[01:57] <Rjx> not i
[01:57] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/64408_c-rock.jpg
[01:57] <Rjx> fofofo
[01:58] <bitrot> O.o
[01:58] <bitrot> I hate freebsd sometimes
[01:58] <bitrot> I guess i just install the pear port...
[02:01] <r3in> <3 freebsd
[02:08] <bitrot> blah
[02:08] <bitrot> r3in: it's telling me that I don't have CLI built with PHP
[02:08] <bitrot> PHP 5.1.2 (cli) (built: Apr 25 2006 18:15:56)
[02:09] <bitrot> So I can't install pear :(
[02:15] <r3in> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47492
[02:16] <GiZiM-Nap> Why is it everytime someone cracks on WoW they have to bring up Tennessee
[02:16] <GiZiM-Nap> any why be in the caverns of time they stopped people from getting in the
[02:19] <GiZiM-Nap> mmmm what should i do for lunch
[02:19] <GiZiM-Nap> sleep or eat
[02:20] <r3in> sleep
[02:20] <GiZiM-Nap> Yeah ive been sleeping all night at work
[02:21] <GiZiM-Nap> I might get some more sleep
[02:21] <GiZiM-Nap> Sometimes i feel bad about cashing my pay checks
[02:22] <r3in> why is thaT?
[02:22] <r3in> do you tend to spend your money to fast?
[02:23] <GiZiM-Nap> No because i get paid 40k a year to watch movies and sleep at work.
[02:23] <GiZiM-Nap> I really do maybe 45min of real work
[02:23] <GiZiM-Nap> But i have nothing else to do at work so i just sleep
[02:24] <r3in> i do that at my job too
[02:24] <r3in> though instead of sleeping i read the newspapers
[02:24] <r3in> btw.... EDMONTON IS GETTING THE FUCKING CUP
[02:25] <GiZiM-Nap> Well im at work right now i work from 11pm to 8am nothing happens at nigh
[02:26] <r3in> what do you do?
[02:27] <GiZiM-Nap> Im a Help Desk Analyst for hospitals when shit breaks they call me to wak
[02:27] <GiZiM-Nap> So the phone ringing is like a alarm clock
[02:28] <GiZiM-Nap> At night crap hardly goes down so we spend most of our night sleeping and
[02:28] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:32] <r3in> woot!!!!!!
[02:32] <r3in> i finally got it
[02:33] <NEW_ATOM> ExZippo: you there? / you get my msg? heh
[02:34] <GiZiM-Nap> bbl getting some sleep and getting paid for it
[02:34] * GiZiM-Nap is now known as GiZiM-sle
[02:34] * GiZiM-sle is now known as GiZiM-Nap
[02:34] <GiZiM-Nap> :/
[02:34] <r3in> =/
[02:41] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[02:51] <metric> god bless jobseekers allowance
[02:51] <Rjx> you on the dole?
[02:52] <catnip> hi.
[02:52] <DigDug> hi catnip
[02:52] <DigDug> hi rjx
[02:53] <catnip> hi DigDug
[02:53] <catnip> hey Rjx
[02:53] <Rjx> 'morning
[02:53] <metric> yeah, i`m resittin g some exams for uni so i thought might as well
[02:54] <Rjx> typical manchester resident
[02:54] <metric> signed my name twice in the last 2 months and thats me paid until 15th june
[02:54] <metric> need something to pay for the bandwidth
[02:55] <DigDug> Regular price: $40.00 Sale price: $39.40
[02:56] <catnip> a chinese kid's parents, are asking blizzard for a compensation of more than
[02:56] <Rjx> at times i've seen amazon boast prices higher than the list price
[02:56] <catnip> the child left a suicide note saying that he wanted to meet his heroes from
[02:56] <Rjx> list price: <strike>$40.00</strike> our price: <brightred>$60
[02:57] <DigDug> heh
[02:57] <DigDug> clearly, his parents are not to blame at all for letting their kid play wow
[02:57] <catnip> no, perfeclty normal
[02:57] <Rjx> is that in the US catnip?
[02:57] <catnip> china
[02:57] <Rjx> you can sue people in china?
[02:58] <Rjx> i thought their legal system just involved beating you with a stick
[02:58] <Rjx> until you stop talking
[02:58] <catnip> they have cybercafes there now, the 24/7 type
[02:58] <catnip> yes, in a way they still do it
[02:58] <catnip> but blizzard represents the capitalist pigs
[02:59] <catnip> the imperialist bastards that killed a child
[02:59] <catnip> a child that played wow for 36 hours straight...
[02:59] <catnip> and then jumped of the 24th floor
[02:59] <Rjx> just send the family back a group photo of them
[02:59] <Rjx> and photoshop out the kid
[02:59] <Rjx> a la tianamen square
[02:59] <catnip> LOL
[03:00] <DigDug> haha
[03:00] <catnip> but seriously, how many chinese kids were born during the the airtime from t
[03:00] <catnip> so, no drama there
[03:01] <catnip> stocks replenished
[03:01] <metric> arnt the latest generations of chinese people 1/20th female ? either a 95% p
[03:02] <catnip> they used to kill the newborn girls
[03:02] <catnip> the parents that is
[03:02] <catnip> cause couples can only have one child
[03:03] <catnip> AND having a boy is much better
[03:03] <metric> indeed
[03:04] <metric> but thinking logically there will have to be a huge population drop due to l
[03:04] <catnip> and they killed the girls in a way that sends shivers down my spine, they wo
[03:04] <metric> or down wells occasionally
[03:05] <catnip> or down wells
[03:05] <metric> or sell them on google
[03:05] * metric throws coffee at jestuh
[03:06] * catnip wnats teh coffee too
[03:06] <catnip> wants* the*
[03:06] <catnip> <--- coffee adict
[03:07] <metric> :)
[03:07] <metric> hmm it`s 11am, think its time for breakfast
[03:07] <metric> and some omfg sweet coffee
[03:08] <catnip> no!
[03:08] <catnip> black short expresso timor/java no sugar!
[03:08] <catnip> like a caffeine hit! making redbull look gay
[03:09] <catnip> you know you are an addict when you can taste the difference on the roast...
[03:10] <metric> mmm, my mate works at starbucks, he gives me americana with 6 shots and just
[03:10] <metric> i love that guy
[03:10] <catnip> or... I can tell wich machines do the best expresso
[03:10] <catnip> is this sad?
[03:11] <metric> lol, not really
[03:11] <Rjx> ground control to major tom
[03:11] <Cctoide> Huh. The The Sims 2 box has the "sex" warning on the back.
[03:11] <Rjx> yeah there's sex in the game
[03:11] <Cctoide> Someday we're going to have a sticker for "contains depictions of human bei
[03:12] <catnip> if I tell you that the best expresso is made with Buondy coffee on a La Cimb
[03:12] <Rjx> is it sad to you
[03:12] <Cctoide> Well, if you can call blankets moving sex...
[03:12] <Rjx> you forget that the game was primarily marketed in the US, where such warnings
[03:12] <Rjx> remember what happened when people saw a nipple
[03:12] <Rjx> on TV
[03:12] <Cctoide> Are you in Europe?
[03:13] <Rjx> yeah
[03:13] <catnip> Rjx: I've come to a state where Im actually picky about the warmth of the cu
[03:14] <catnip> oh america, biggest porn industry in the world, and still, cant have a fat b
[03:14] <Rjx> haha
[03:14] <catnip> we get commmercials on prime time that are more explicit
[03:14] <catnip> really
[03:14] <Rjx> i've seen some insane shit on US tv
[03:14] <Rjx> and i think everybody over there realises how ridiculous it is
[03:14] <Cctoide> We get commercials with orgasm soundtracks.
[03:15] <Rjx> like the anti-marijuana commercials
[03:15] <Rjx> telling you how addictive it is
[03:15] <Rjx> and that it ruins lives
[03:15] <Rjx> destroys your brain
[03:15] <catnip> we get commercials with full nudity
[03:15] <Cctoide> o.0
[03:15] <Rjx> and then right after, you get a beer commercial
[03:15] <Cctoide> We have a ton of "feelgood" commercials here
[03:15] <catnip> like the Fa soap commercials
[03:15] <Rjx> and then a little later one telling you to ask your doctor about valium
[03:15] <Cctoide> They're supposed to make you feel better
[03:15] <Rjx> the other thing that worried me a little
[03:15] <Cctoide> They make me feel like chopping the guy who presents them in half with a ch
[03:16] <Rjx> is that seemingly extremely little violence is censored at all
[03:16] <catnip> the NIVEA commercials FTW! hot naked chicks on tv at 4 pm
[03:16] <Rjx> but you can't show a nipple
[03:16] <catnip> not that we care anymore...
[03:16] <Rjx> and if you do show a woman in a thong, it has to be a certain type
[03:16] <Cctoide> We get a commercial now against AIDS which only goes on after watershed tha
[03:17] <catnip> Cctoide: in europe, *ANY* french movie is softcore
[03:17] <catnip> AHHHAHAH
[03:17] <Rjx> well eventually all the people who see sexy as a dirty tabboo will be dead
[03:17] <Rjx> *sex
[03:18] <Rjx> ditto for homosexuality
[03:18] <Kurin> I just got a great idea for the next diet fad
[03:18] <Rjx> eating less and exercising more?
[03:18] <Kurin> I'll claim that water is an integral component of fat, right
[03:18] <Rjx> i'm waiting for someone to publish a diet based on that
[03:18] <catnip> go to rwanda?
[03:19] <Kurin> And so to turn food into fat you need to mix water and grease
[03:19] <Kurin> THEREFORE
[03:19] <Rjx> exchange student program with ethiopia
[03:19] <Kurin> To lose fat, just cut your water intake
[03:19] <Rjx> once the ethiopian kid grows fat on mcdonalds
[03:19] <Kurin> If you get thirsty, drink wine
[03:19] <Rjx> and you become thin as a rake
[03:19] <Rjx> you switch back
[03:19] <Rjx> haha Kurin
[03:19] <Rjx> i think people would die
[03:19] <Kurin> It's great because you can do this simultaneously with atkins
[03:19] <catnip> wine is good for you
[03:19] <Kurin> Rjx: yeah but they'd all be fat
[03:19] <Cctoide> Water can kill.
[03:20] <Rjx> fat and rich
[03:20] <Rjx> if you pitch it right
[03:20] <Cctoide> Drink 5L of water and dissolve your blood.
[03:20] <catnip> they are selling high fiber content water here, to control the apettite
[03:20] <catnip> it's supposed to fill your stomach, so you dont feel the urge to eat
[03:20] <Rjx> maybe people have to just learn not to eat
[03:21] <catnip> wtf?! any kind of water does this...
[03:21] <Rjx> and ignore hunger
[03:21] <Rjx> and stop being pussies
[03:21] <catnip> or eat less and with some more quality
[03:21] <Kurin> Yeah maybe I'll come out with Kurin-brand bottled water
[03:21] <Cctoide> Well, fasting works when done correctly
[03:21] <Cctoide> After two days you lose hunger
[03:21] <Kurin> that's specially designed to keep from getting made into fat
[03:21] <Rjx> well that's not entirely what i mean
[03:22] <Rjx> people complain about having to snack because they feel so hungry
[03:22] <catnip> ignoring hunger is easy... just look at africa
[03:22] <Kurin> (ba-dum ching)
[03:22] <Rjx> or just don't be a pussy
[03:22] <Rjx> oh
[03:22] <Rjx> that's a good one
[03:22] <catnip> hungry? go for walk, you'll eventually forget about it
[03:23] <Rjx> aye
[03:23] <Rjx> or get your sex on
[03:23] <catnip> with aids of course
[03:23] <Rjx> *not in south africa
[03:23] <Cctoide> It AIDS you in forgetting about it?
[03:24] <Rjx> this is a fucking terrible morning
[03:24] <catnip> <racism> the only reason south africa used to function was because it
[03:25] <Rjx> you BLANK were arrested on BLANK of BLANK on suspicion of being BLACK
[03:25] <Cctoide> I have to go pour water over my body, followed by rubbing of a bar of greas
[03:25] <catnip> caught the wrong bus or something.. used the wrong restroom... the list goes
[03:26] <catnip> pedestrian overpasses - whites only!
[03:26] <catnip> niggas walk across the rush hour traffic
[03:27] <catnip> darwin would be proud
[03:31] <catnip> an american 12 year old girl ewas sentenced to 12 years on a juvenile detent
[03:31] <Rjx> is that it?
[03:31] <catnip> yep
[03:32] <catnip> its on todays newspaper
[03:32] <Rjx> hell we used to put laxatives in peoples cola
[03:32] <Rjx> shave the eyebrows of the first person to fall asleep
[03:32] <Rjx> at all-night gaming sessions
[03:32] <catnip> so she got some rat poison and poured it on their drinks
[03:32] <Rjx> shaving foam on head = weak
[03:32] <catnip> yep, no reason for murder
[03:33] <catnip> nair would be better
[03:33] <catnip> let it sit ofr the night
[03:33] <catnip> wake up like sinnead o'connor
[03:33] <catnip> :p
[03:33] * GiZiM-Nap is now known as GiZiM
[03:34] <Kurin> 12 years though
[03:34] <Kurin> She's basically fucked
[03:34] <Kurin> She's going to get prison HS and that's it
[03:34] <GiZiM> Dont you hate it when you stare at the vending machine for like 5min trying t
[03:34] <Kurin> Then she's going to be 24 when she gets out
[03:34] <Kurin> no experience
[03:34] <catnip> 24 and very fucked up
[03:34] <Kurin> no college
[03:35] <Kurin> No job prospects
[03:35] <Kurin> Except maybe bagging groceries
[03:35] <catnip> hey! she'll handle herself! female wrestling or something
[03:36] <catnip> go to jail at 12... get all the "inside" experience
[03:36] <catnip> come out a clueless adult
[03:38] <GiZiM> mmm cheese nips
[03:38] <GiZiM> err cheese it's
[03:38] <catnip> today I have a big costumer
[03:38] <catnip> about 150kgs
[03:39] <catnip> if this fucker faints Im letting him come around by himself, no fucking way
[03:39] <catnip> ÃND, the sad part, he's getting a barbed wire tattoo a la pammie anderson
[03:40] <GiZiM> ghey
[03:40] <catnip> indeed
[03:40] <Rjx> costumer?
[03:40] <catnip> Im so fed up of this shit jobs
[03:40] <GiZiM> Should have a sign that says "No barbed wire tattoo's"
[03:40] <catnip> yes Rjx a client
[03:41] <Rjx> oh
[03:41] <catnip> GiZiM: that sign would have some more otems there
[03:41] <catnip> items even
[03:41] <Rjx> customer, i wasn't sure if it was actually another word you were using
[03:42] <catnip> like: NO dolphins, butterflies, indians/wolves, tribals... the list goes on
[03:42] <catnip> little cartoon devils, taz tattoos, tweety pie tattoos..
[03:43] <catnip> Rjx: another word for what?
[03:43] <catnip> gay lover?
[03:43] <catnip> heheh
[03:44] <GiZiM> heh
[03:45] <catnip> one day, I'll have my own parlour and it will have a big sign posted up fron
[03:45] <catnip> the management reserves the right to shoot ppl asking for lamme ass tattoos
[03:47] <GiZiM> hah
[03:47] <GiZiM> I hate my job also
[03:48] <GiZiM> Im a Help Desk Analyst for hospitals when shit breaks they call me to wake pe
[03:48] <catnip> I love my job, but some aspects of it, mainly being told to do work that I d
[03:48] <catnip> body piercing, shit tattoos...
[03:48] <GiZiM> I get to deal with retards that paid a shit load of cash to raise there IQ lv
[03:48] <catnip> so, you wake the nerds up
[03:49] <GiZiM> Yeah and they get pissed when you do they get all mad.
[03:49] <catnip> wich is a bit daft, nerds dont really sleep
[03:49] <GiZiM> Im like "Stfu asshole you are on call"
[03:49] <GiZiM> This one does
[03:49] <catnip> they play mmorpg's
[03:49] <catnip> all night long
[03:49] <GiZiM> Yes i do :(
[03:50] <GiZiM> But i got a hot girl friend so all the other nerds look up to me.
[03:50] <catnip> I rest my case
[03:50] <catnip> so, wow or eve?
[03:50] <GiZiM> WoW i played Eve for awhile
[03:50] <GiZiM> Ive played them all
[03:50] <catnip> eve's too expensive
[03:51] <GiZiM> isnt it the same amount?
[03:51] <catnip> nope
[03:51] <catnip> altough the download of the game is free, the gaming fees are way higher tha
[03:51] <catnip> and, my inner nerd is at the keyboard now...
[03:52] <GiZiM> /wave
[03:52] <catnip> :)
[03:52] <catnip> got my alt char's mount yesterday
[03:53] <GiZiM> What server you play on?
[03:53] <catnip> farmed for 2 days on silithus with the main and wham! gooooold
[03:53] <catnip> europes burning blade
[03:53] <GiZiM> I just bai gald i know i know i suck but eh i let the azn's do my work.
[03:54] <catnip> how much do you buy it for?
[03:54] <GiZiM> Depends on if they have alot in stock sometimes its like 7$ for 100 and like
[03:54] <GiZiM> Sometimes ill get like 300g at once and spread it across my guys
[03:55] <catnip> I've never bought gold
[03:55] <catnip> I farm and farm and farm, and do transmutes nad sell shit in the AH
[03:56] <GiZiM> Whats your main?
[03:56] <catnip> warrior
[03:56] <catnip> my alt is a shadow priest
[03:56] <GiZiM> My main is a 60 lock
[03:57] <GiZiM> i have a 44 druid and working on a priest right now
[03:57] <catnip> priest ftw
[03:57] <GiZiM> Priest rock
[03:57] <GiZiM> Horde or Ally?
[03:57] <catnip> mine dinged 40 yesterday
[03:57] <catnip> ally
[03:57] <catnip> always ally
[03:57] <GiZiM> Mines a human
[03:57] <GiZiM> I dig the Deperate Prayer
[03:57] <catnip> its a 40 priest but the gear he has is leet
[03:58] <catnip> mine's an elf
[03:58] <GiZiM> eh they have the worst priest racials ever
[03:58] <GiZiM> Elunes grace :/
[03:58] <catnip> but having a main 60 shoving money at it makes for an easier game
[03:58] <catnip> thats shite, holy magic
[03:58] <catnip> shadow is the way to go
[03:59] <catnip> at least in pvp servers
[03:59] <Thero> ...
[03:59] <Thero> i didnt drink anything last nite
[03:59] <Thero> so why do i feel like someones fat mom hit me with a semi while hving sex wit
[03:59] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> ...my mom hit on me last night'
[04:00] <catnip> god punishes you for not getting wasted
[04:01] <catnip> and stop drinking, there are way better ways to get wasted without punishing
[04:01] <catnip> shooting heroin for instance...
[04:06] <catnip> bah, Im bored...
[04:06] <catnip> I need a webcomic
[04:07] <Kurin> achewood
[04:07] <catnip> a decent geeky, userfriendly style webcomic
[04:07] <catnip> url achewood
[04:07] <cadaver> - "achewood": http://www.achewood.com/
[04:07] <Thero> ug
[04:07] <catnip> lemm check
[04:07] <Thero> next time i go in there im bringing something to read
[04:07] <Thero> and next time i eat im not eating a whole box of motzerella sticks
[04:09] <catnip> go where Thero ?
[04:09] <Thero> bathroom
[04:09] <Thero> ><
[04:11] <catnip> I always keep books in the crapper
[04:11] <Thero> i have archie magazines
[04:12] <brad^> w2
[04:12] <poopy> brad^ more then one result
[04:12] <brad^> w2 79416
[04:12] <poopy> brad^ temp 60.4F/15.8C; wind East 4.0mph/6.4kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Su
[04:12] <catnip> by archie you mean penthouse right?
[04:15] * Cctoide_ is now known as Cctoide
[04:15] <Cctoide> calc 1nkd in usd
[04:15] <GiZiM> w2 37209
[04:15] <poopy> GiZiM temp 47.4F/8.6C; wind NNW 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunr
[04:16] * GiZiM is now known as GiZiM-wrk
[04:25] <Cctoide> On the earlier topic of American TV nipples, I've just noticed one of the c
[04:32] <Cctoide> Does anyone run BlueFrog here?
[04:33] <jeek> Your mother runs BlueFrog here!
[04:33] <jeek> ooo zing!
[04:34] <Cctoide> Uh... right.
[04:39] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[04:51] <Efreeti> plaistow flex out!
[04:55] <Sicki> i just heard something funny and said "lol" out loud :s
[04:56] <Efreeti> believe me you are not the first
[04:56] <Efreeti> a friend of mine does that all the time
[04:56] <Sicki> that's creepy
[04:57] <Efreeti> even rofl and omg too
[04:57] <Sicki> maybe i just shouldn't be in RL and spend all of my time on the PC
[04:57] <Efreeti> i even caught a "lael" once
[04:57] <Sicki> lol
[04:59] <Stereo``> back when i was in grade 9 one guy would say "lol" sarcastically
[04:59] <Sicki> how do you say "lol" sarcastically?
[05:00] <Stereo``> like this: "lol"
[05:00] <Sicki> i think i would laugh at the person that does tthat
[05:01] <Efreeti> say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
[05:02] <Sicki> yes i would
[05:02] <Efreeti> i just say "zomg" sarcastically
[05:02] <Efreeti> Sicki, really?
[05:03] <Efreeti> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chocolate+covered+pretzel
[05:03] <Efreeti> the second one is the more defining one
[05:04] <Sicki> the first one i like
[05:04] <Efreeti> you do?
[05:05] <Efreeti> so you want a chocolate covered pretzel?
[05:05] <Efreeti> HEH
[05:06] <Efreeti> http://qdb.us/8244
[05:08] <Sicki> http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1713,149186-226193,00.html
[05:38] <nice|pro7> lol, look at this http://welt1.antswar.eu/?ak=uw&pick=1284
[05:42] <csqrl> !op
[05:43] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> ...my mom hit on me last night | http://www.channe
[05:47] <Tark-Work> hmm softcore on channelchooser
[05:47] <Tark-Work> I assume it's softcore
[05:47] <metric> !jeek
[05:47] <cadaver> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[05:47] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> ...my mom hit on me last night | http://www.channe
[05:47] <metric> http://www.myspace.com/xenocanon
[05:47] <metric> !digdug
[05:47] <cadaver> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[05:49] <metric> !jestuh
[05:49] <cadaver> ;[
[05:49] <metric> lol
[05:49] <Cctoide> http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
[05:56] <catnip> whoa! church channel tv!!!!
[05:59] <Tark-Work> oh jesus christ.
[05:59] <Tark-Work> my 10 year reunion RSVP asks for email, and URL/MySpace.
[05:59] <Cctoide> it's a lion get in the car?
[05:59] <catnip> yes! he's here!
[06:00] <catnip> Tark-Work: het used to it... or dont go
[06:00] <Cctoide> Use spamgourmet?
[06:00] <Rjx> Tark-Work: goatse
[06:01] <Tark-Work> I'm not going.
[06:01] <catnip> lol
[06:01] <Tark-Work> 10 years is too soon
[06:01] <Tark-Work> and www.goatse.cx .. as.. wow.
[06:01] <Rjx> too soon for what?
[06:01] <Tark-Work> Rjx, you're a fucking genius.
[06:01] <Tark-Work> too soon for a reunion with those bozos.
[06:02] <catnip> yeah, wait 10 more years and watch them all deformed and fat
[06:02] <Rjx> go along and rub it in their faces that you're doing better than them
[06:02] <Rjx> that's what reunions are for
[06:03] <catnip> I was once at one, a few years back
[06:03] <catnip> my highschool 10 year reunion
[06:03] <catnip> OMFG it sucked
[06:04] <Tark-Work> I was thinking about just showing up in the limo (under guard), popping i
[06:04] <catnip> everyone had "careers"
[06:04] <Rjx> i've never really bothered keeping track of most people
[06:04] <catnip> everyone had finished college and had a "serious" job
[06:04] <Rjx> i have a profile on friendsreunited under my high school
[06:04] <Tark-Work> everyone who wants to find me knows where to find me
[06:05] <Rjx> but for the bio i just copied and pasted the biography of john nash from wikipe
[06:05] <catnip> And I the clueless fuck, showed up in jeans and work shirt...
[06:05] <Rjx> and swapped his name out and mine in
[06:05] <Rjx> should confuse a few folks
[06:05] <Rjx> especially since it documents my life up to age 70
[06:05] <catnip> Rjx: no harm on getting some things out of the way as early as possible
[06:06] <Efreeti> You're winner!
[06:06] <catnip> doing the biography is one of them, other is the epitaph
[06:07] <Rjx> i think spike milligan has the best epitaph
[06:07] <catnip> here lies catnip multi billionaire pornographer
[06:07] <Rjx> his gravestone reads "i told you i was sick"
[06:07] <catnip> I want "YOU ARE NEXT!" on mine
[06:08] <Rjx> "if you can read this you're standing on my chest"
[06:08] <catnip> lol
[06:08] <catnip> "if you can read this you're giving me a thai foot massage"
[06:09] <catnip> speaking of thai
[06:09] <catnip> im going to a new place for lunch today
[06:09] <catnip> a sushi place with that merry go round shit that goes by your table
[06:09] <catnip> a litle conveyor belt
[06:09] <catnip> eat as much as you can for only 8euro
[06:10] <catnip> drinks are paid separate
[06:10] <Rjx> On the days I'm avoiding them asking me that, I'm avoiding them actually trying
[06:10] <Rjx> I was sitting next to a 12-year old boy who kept grabbing at it, and when I tol
[06:10] <Rjx> I wish I could say it stops there, but actually, it gets worse. Let me introduc
[06:11] <Rjx> Actually, it's not so much a "game" as it is kids clasping their hands together
[06:11] <Tark-Work> shit I'm not authenticated with the network for some reason. :/
[06:11] <metric> Rjx, what the fuck ?
[06:11] <eeemmecks> old blog about JET teacher
[06:11] <catnip> Rjx: I hope you made that up
[06:11] <Rjx> http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher1.html
[06:11] <metric> jet?
[06:12] <eeemmecks> it's a program for english majors to go teach in japan
[06:12] <Tark-Work> I almost did that
[06:12] <Tark-Work> amazing how our government hasn't seen fit to fund that program.
[06:13] <eeemmecks> laggas
[06:14] <Rjx> One day after class, a ninensei girl walked up to me, and out of nowhere proudl
[06:14] <Rjx> She then produced a book of colloquial English expressions. Apparently. She'd t
[06:14] <Kurin> Asrael is hilarious
[06:14] <Kurin> Azrael
[06:14] <Kurin> however he spells it
[06:14] <Thero> ....oh jesus lord.
[06:15] <Thero> Why do i always expect to go back to my computer and find conversations about
[06:15] <Thero> but instead i come back to conversations about the Japanese.
[06:16] <Rjx> because nobody likes you
[06:16] <catnip> you just missed normalacy
[06:16] <catnip> now its bukakke time
[06:16] <eeemmecks> "normalacy"?
[06:16] <catnip> well, for me its sushi/sashimi time
[06:16] <catnip> yes, it's a fat chick that Thero used to date
[06:16] <Thero> I suggest you dont correct anyone, seeing as your name is eeemmecks.
[06:16] <eeemmecks> oh jesus
[06:17] <catnip> same as "phillosphy"
[06:17] <eeemmecks> I wasn't correcting anyone
[06:17] <Rjx> eeemmecks: check the topic
[06:17] <Rjx> first part
[06:17] <Thero> god shut up we ran out of coffee ok?
[06:17] <Thero> I havnt had any this morning.
[06:17] <eeemmecks> I doubt it'd do you any good
[06:17] <Thero> Yeah but your mom would do me a world of good.
[06:18] <eeemmecks> hawt
[06:18] <Thero> She has DSL.
[06:18] <Rjx> We were talking about the university, and I was saying how it was such a nice a
[06:18] <Rjx> She then asked me, "And, how about you?" ...Huh? Don't quite understand. She cl
[06:18] <catnip> LOOOOL
[06:19] <catnip> mental note : stay clear of rural japan
[06:19] <Thero> why dont you just get rid of the rural
[06:20] <Thero> We have the internet. You can visit otaku.com and see japan.
[06:20] <catnip> I've been to japan Thero ...
[06:20] <Rjx> Boy 1: But, do you know (Ms. Americanized) at (the Ghetto School)? I think she
[06:20] <Rjx> Boy 3: Yes, I agree.
[06:20] <Rjx> Boy 2: Yuck! I can't believe that.
[06:20] <Thero> And i'm sorry.
[06:20] <Rjx> Boy 1: She is great. But, I want to eat her.
[06:20] <eeemmecks> let's all goin to jaypan
[06:20] <Thero> Hannibal: ftfptfptpftpfptfptpftpftpftpfpfptfptfptp
[06:22] <Thero> [07:14] <Thero> <gates> Ok, so here are the rules
[06:22] <Thero> [07:14] <Dwaine> Steve is a renegade
[06:22] <Thero> [07:14] <Thero> <jobs> Fuck you gates
[06:22] <Thero> [07:14] <Thero> <@gates> idiot
[06:22] <Thero> [07:15] <Dwaine> flies by the seat of his pants, love it
[06:22] <Thero> [07:15] <Thero> *Gates has set mode: +b Jobs@apple.org
[06:22] <Thero> [07:15] <Dwaine> Bill is a turd
[06:22] <Thero> [07:15] <Dwaine> Steve rocks
[06:22] <Thero> [07:15] <Thero> *jobs has been banned from #1990s
[06:23] <Rjx> huh?
[06:23] <metric> lol
[06:23] <eeemmecks> lol computars
[06:23] <Rjx> that doesn't make any sense
[06:23] <Thero> it was a discussion on Steve Jobs and how he had nothing going for him in the
[06:23] <Thero> and how he never made money then
[06:23] <metric> its funny cos it mentions stve jobs and bill gates
[06:23] <Thero> and someone didnt understand
[06:23] <metric> they make computer stuff
[06:23] <metric> hahahaha
[06:23] <Thero> so i put it in his terms
[06:23] <Thero> and he actually got it
[06:23] <Thero> i would of included that
[06:24] <Thero> but it would be like 50 lines of "you're fucking stupid"
[06:25] <csqrl> pasting it here is going to result in 50 lines of you're fucking stupid, too
[06:25] <Thero> Actually i don't need to paste anything for that.
[06:26] <Thero> :-/
[06:26] <catnip> true
[06:26] <Thero> what the fuck.
[06:26] <Rjx> Thero
[06:26] <Thero> That's why norway needs to be banned from the internet.
[06:26] <Thero> Rjx
[06:26] <Rjx> you realise bill gates actually bailed out Apple in 1997 right?
[06:26] <Rjx> your little skit makes no sense
[06:27] <Thero> Yeah i know.
[06:27] <brad^> w2
[06:27] <poopy> brad^ temp 57.9F/14.4C; wind NE 6.3mph/10.1kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sun
[06:27] <Thero> Rjx I'll tell you how stupid the dude was.
[06:27] <Thero> He thought Macintosh was made by Dell.
[06:27] <Rjx> i'll be hard to prove he's any more stupid than you
[06:27] <Rjx> *it'll
[06:27] <dekkon> !oh
[06:27] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[06:27] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[06:27] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[06:28] <Thero> You know i hate you.
[06:28] <Rjx> and he isn't in here spouting crap all day
[06:28] <brad^> fuck
[06:28] <Rjx> which puts him infinitely higher than you
[06:28] <csqrl> oh fuck
[06:28] <csqrl> i need to do the dishes
[06:28] <csqrl> and shower
[06:28] <brad^> ive lost too much money tonight
[06:28] <csqrl> and CLEAN
[06:28] <brad^> ;[
[06:28] <csqrl> 30mins before landlord and a realtor come by
[06:28] <Thero> csqrl: So you're staying on here then
[06:28] <csqrl> correct
[06:29] <csqrl> they're selling this awesome joint in feb
[06:29] <dekkon> josh is gonna leave irc open and all of a sudden
[06:29] <csqrl> disco bbq will have to be sometime in august
[06:29] <Thero> Damnit you reminded me.
[06:29] <dekkon> /bigtext JOSH IS A CRIMINAL
[06:29] <dekkon> will pop up
[06:29] <Rjx> ____ ___ ____ ___ _____ ____ _ _ _ _ ____ _____ ____
[06:29] <Rjx> | __ ) / _ \| _ \_ _| ____/ ___| | | | | \ | | _ \| ____| _ \
[06:29] <Rjx> | _ \| | | | | | | || _| \___ \ | | | | \| | | | | _| | |_) |
[06:29] <Rjx> | |_) | |_| | |_| | || |___ ___) | | |_| | |\ | |_| | |___| _ <
[06:29] <Rjx> |____/ \___/|____/___|_____|____/ \___/|_| \_|____/|_____|_| \_\
[06:29] <Rjx>
[06:29] <Rjx> _____ _ ___ ___ ____ ____ ___ _ ____ ____ ____
[06:29] <Rjx> | ___| | / _ \ / _ \| _ \| __ ) / _ \ / \ | _ \| _ \/ ___|
[06:29] <Thero> I have to figure out what im going to pack and what im going to keep here.
[06:29] <Rjx> | |_ | | | | | | | | | |_) | _ \| | | |/ _ \ | |_) | | | \___ \
[06:29] <Rjx> | _| | |__| |_| | |_| | _ <| |_) | |_| / ___ \| _ <| |_| |___) |
[06:29] <Rjx> |_| |_____\___/ \___/|_| \_\____/ \___/_/ \_\_| \_\____/|____/
[06:29] <Rjx>
[06:29] <Thero> So when i leave for the ARmy i dont have to deal with shit on holiday.
[06:29] <csqrl> ;[
[06:29] <csqrl> <3 this house
[06:30] <csqrl> rent is cheap and it's pretty swank
[06:30] <Thero> How much?
[06:30] <csqrl> great, great neighborhood
[06:30] <dekkon> Crazy People on CC
[06:30] <csqrl> 500 bones a month
[06:30] <csqrl> for 1200sq ft or so
[06:30] <csqrl> 3 bedroom, two bath
[06:30] <dekkon> i need suggestions for a new cell phone
[06:30] <csqrl> very pretty backyard, landscaped
[06:30] <Thero> dekkon what plan?
[06:31] <Thero> csqrl: utilities included?
[06:31] <dekkon> GSM phone
[06:31] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:31] <Thero> ...GSM?
[06:31] <dekkon> i have tmo but im thinking of switching
[06:31] <Thero> url MSG
[06:31] <cadaver> - "MSG": http://www.thegarden.com/
[06:31] <Thero> url GSM
[06:31] <cadaver> - "GSM": http://www.gsmworld.com/
[06:31] <dekkon> yes...its a type of service like CDMA and the like
[06:31] <dekkon> url GSM cell phone
[06:31] <cadaver> - "GSM cell phone": http://www.thetravelinsider.info/roadwarriorcontent/unl
[06:32] <dekkon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gsm
[06:32] <Thero> ohhhh
[06:32] <Thero> ok
[06:32] <Thero> hmmm
[06:32] <Thero> well my sprint plan isnt half bad
[06:32] <Cctoide> Anyone tried UMTS?
[06:32] <Cctoide> Is it as crappy as it appears?
[06:33] <Thero> What are you looking for dekkon/
[06:33] <Thero> ?
[06:33] <dekkon> i have the razr right now and its a piece of shit
[06:34] <Thero> heh
[06:34] <Thero> well i got an old PM-8200 from Sanyo (i got sprint)
[06:34] <dekkon> not interested in the old
[06:34] <dekkon> only the new
[06:34] <dekkon> the hip
[06:34] <Thero> Not half bad. I want the MM-8300. Very durable, and i get signal every damn p
[06:34] <dekkon> the instyle
[06:34] <Cctoide> dekkon: are you going to trade it in?
[06:35] <Thero> ....Well then you have your peice of siht.
[06:35] <dekkon> probably sell the razr
[06:35] <Thero> But the new sprint phone isnt bad.
[06:35] <csqrl> 500 is just rent, used to be 650
[06:35] <Cctoide> Otherwise you could film the razr meeting a sledgehammer and upload it some
[06:35] <csqrl> rent alone should be 1200 in this hood for this house
[06:35] <csqrl> rg's moms is the landlord
[06:35] <csqrl> <33333
[06:36] <Thero> Dekkon
[06:36] <Thero> http://about.pricegrabber.com/search_getprod.php?masterid=16570048&search=Sam
[06:36] <Thero> My dad has that.
[06:37] <Thero> http://www.samsung.com/Products/MobilePhones/Sprint/SPH_A900ZKSXAR.asp
[06:37] <Thero> that's the sprint's razr
[06:37] <Thero> and/or slvr
[06:38] <Thero> but i think the a920 is newer and has a couple more features.
[06:39] <Thero> But you'd have to switch to sprint.
[06:39] <Thero> shit.....later
[06:43] <Tark-Work> is it shitty?
[06:43] <Thero> gah
[06:43] <Thero> people are useless
[06:43] <Thero> and so is my watch
[06:44] <Thero> but i need to put away a schythe.
[06:44] <Thero> so....ill be gone.
[06:58] * dekkon changes topic to 'SONY - Because Caucasians are just too damn tall.'
[07:00] * dekkon changes topic to 'SONY - Because Caucasians are just too damn tall. | wind message
[07:19] * finn_ is now known as finn23
[07:19] * finn__ is now known as finn_
[07:23] <csqrl> [S+Z] Signoff: Thero ((#geekissues) Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22)
[07:23] <csqrl> i hate shit like that
[07:23] <csqrl> get a KeWl ScriPT for irc
[07:24] <Rjx> PoWeReD bY NNsCrIpT v2.05
[07:25] <ohnedich> caucasians are tall
[07:25] <ohnedich> ha
[07:26] <ohnedich> average height in .ro is like 1.78
[07:26] <GiZiM> inches?
[07:26] <GiZiM> damn
[07:26] <ohnedich> meters
[07:27] <finn_> calc 178 cm in inch
[07:27] <cadaver> - 178 centimeters = 70.0787402 inch
[07:27] <Zera> im totally taller than that
[07:27] <finn_> I have no idea how tall I am
[07:27] <ohnedich> but .ro ppl have big bones
[07:27] <ohnedich> bone structure
[07:28] <Zera> heh
[07:28] <ohnedich> usually ppl in eastern europe are boney
[07:28] <ohnedich> lool
[07:28] <ohnedich> wide-back
[07:28] <finn_> they're not fat, they're big boned.
[07:28] <Zera> and im just socially challenged
[07:28] <finn_> mentally*
[07:28] <ohnedich> i met some guys from finland
[07:28] <ohnedich> they were tall
[07:28] <ohnedich> but thin bones
[07:29] <Zera> how tall?
[07:29] <csqrl> there's a groovy seminar tomorrow
[07:29] <ohnedich> 1,85
[07:29] <Zera> im still taller by 8cm!
[07:29] <csqrl> steve forbes, rudolph guliani, and JERRY LEWIS are speaking
[07:29] <finn_> that's about my height
[07:29] <ohnedich> aproximative
[07:29] <finn_> hight
[07:29] <csqrl> i think i'm going to go
[07:29] <csqrl> not for forbes or giuliani
[07:29] <csqrl> but for my man lewis
[07:30] <finn_> this conversation is starting to sound like a subject in school they used to
[07:30] <finn_> some 70 years ago...
[07:30] <ohnedich> finn_:you german ?
[07:30] <finn_> yes
[07:31] <dekkon> finn was germany's last "official" mazi
[07:31] <dekkon> nazi
[07:31] <finn_> when I was in romania I didn't find the people there to be extremly tall
[07:31] <finn_> wtf?
[07:31] <ohnedich> finn_:what impression did romania left you ?
[07:31] <finn_> ah, dekkon..
[07:31] <finn_> was confuse
[07:31] <finn_> d
[07:32] <ohnedich> i repeat the question finn_ ^
[07:32] <Rjx> eugenics?
[07:32] <finn_> the people there were extremely friendly
[07:32] <ohnedich> aha and ?
[07:32] <ohnedich> what else ?>
[07:32] <finn_> don't know what it's called in english Rjx
[07:33] <ohnedich> http://www.pornoteens.com/gallery/gal2/pc0024hb1/images/15.jpg
[07:33] <finn_> the cities weren't in the best state, except kronstadt
[07:33] <jonathans> haha
[07:33] <ohnedich> sibiu ?
[07:33] <jonathans> nsfw douchebag
[07:33] <ohnedich> no
[07:33] <finn_> was there most of the time, yeah
[07:33] <ohnedich> nsfw
[07:33] <GiZiM> No shit the url is pornoteens
[07:34] <GiZiM> i clicked on it
[07:34] <jonathans> the tag nsfw is for the link grabber
[07:34] <GiZiM> i just rubbed one out
[07:34] <finn_> jonathans, the url should have let you know that
[07:34] <jonathans> use it
[07:34] <jonathans> the tag nsfw is for the link grabber
[07:34] <jonathans> the tag nsfw is for the link grabber
[07:34] <jonathans> the tag nsfw is for the link grabber
[07:34] <finn_> well not everybody knows that!
[07:34] <finn_> :p
[07:34] <jonathans> U R A PUMPKIN DOOD
[07:34] <ohnedich> well mostly do not WORK!!!
[07:34] <dekkon> [10:34:42] <@jonathans> U R A PUMPKIN DOOD
[07:34] <jonathans> DO NOT WANT
[07:34] <finn_> well not everybody knows that either, so shut up
[07:34] <jonathans> the pumpkin secret
[07:35] <jonathans> shhhh
[07:35] <jonathans> shhhhhhhhh
[07:35] <ohnedich> who the fuck is talkin' to who
[07:35] <ohnedich> ?
[07:35] <jonathans> what
[07:35] <ohnedich> i am confused as a german in ukraine
[07:35] <finn_> this is a chat room, lots of people talk to lots of people at the same time
[07:35] <Rjx> that guy has the most excessive taint i've ever seen
[07:35] <ohnedich> the other one was more moderate
[07:38] <csqrl> this is a channel
[07:38] <jonathans> massive taint
[07:39] * GiZiM is now known as GiZiM-afk
[07:40] <ohnedich> http://www.deviantclip.com/?Show=Media&Id=812
[07:41] <csqrl> time to stop clicking links
[07:42] <ohnedich> ohh
[07:42] <ohnedich> yes
[07:42] <ohnedich> NSFW
[07:42] <ohnedich> !!
[07:42] <ohnedich> lool
[07:44] <Cctoide> Does someone sell Tim Berners-Lee action figures?
[07:44] <Tark-Work> hmm, is the tag nsfw for the link grabber?
[07:44] <glen2> The inventer of the web?
[07:45] <GiZiM-afk> Al Gore
[07:45] <Tark-Work> him saying he invented the internet is a republican lie
[07:45] <Tark-Work> he never actually said that.
[07:45] <glen2> Who, Sir Tim Bernard-lee?
[07:46] <GiZiM-afk> Any way going to sleep later
[07:46] * GiZiM-afk is now known as GiZiM_AFK
[07:48] <glen2> The story that the internet was invented as a nuke proof computer network als
[07:49] <Rjx> 15:45 < Tark-Work> him saying he invented the internet is a republican li
[07:49] <Rjx> it's not really a republican lie
[07:49] <Badtzmaru> just a lie
[07:49] <Rjx> it's an internet-people-spreading-unconfirmed-rumors lie
[07:49] <Rjx> or misconceptions in this case
[07:50] <glen2> I like making up storys and feeding them to the media.
[07:51] <Cctoide> All of a sudden 2005 seems so far ago...
[07:54] <Cctoide> Hmm... so, it's middle of the afternoon, it's sunny outside, and I'm readin
[07:55] <ohnedich> google horse
[08:00] <dougmoney> whats good all?
[08:01] <DigDug> [08:47:58] < metric> !digdug
[08:01] <DigDug> what's up?
[08:02] <finn_> http://www.emeteo.de/?goo=1 < the flag is neat
[08:05] <Tark-Work> haha beware of y2k!!! http://www.fema.gov/kids/y2k.htm
[08:06] <Tark-Work> (OLD!!!!)
[08:06] <hermes> OLD
[08:06] <hermes> :)
[08:06] <Tark-Work> oneoneone
[08:06] <Tark-Work> it's still there
[08:28] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Universe.jpg
[08:28] <Ifrit> wow
[08:28] <DigDug> wow, imageshack is still retarded
[08:29] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubble_Ultra_Deep_Field
[08:30] <ohnedich> the hubble gay telescope
[08:32] <ohnedich> ritta_18_
[08:32] <ohnedich> hy
[08:32] <ohnedich> never seen you in a long time
[08:32] <ohnedich> how was rehab ?
[08:33] <hermes> http://www.osloatefnet.com/images/3/butterface.jpg NSFW
[08:35] <Tark-Work> <Penal-> sorry for bothering but do u ever play poker?
[08:35] <Ifrit> dear god
[08:35] <Rjx> old
[08:35] <issuez> i wish i was still in miami
[08:35] <issuez> better yet, i wish i was on Islamorada
[08:36] <Rjx> ..islamorada?
[08:36] <issuez> in the keys
[08:36] <issuez> my favorite key ever
[08:36] <issuez> we already have a trip planned for next year to go back to the keys
[08:37] <Rjx> ah
[08:39] <issuez> however, we'll see how i want to travel with you know what
[08:39] <issuez> when the time comes
[08:39] <hermes> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[08:40] <dekkon> when are you gonna come to kentucky and rescue me amy
[08:41] <issuez> i dunno
[08:41] <issuez> plans have been disrupted a bit
[08:42] <csqrl> zombo framework is having very active development
[08:42] <csqrl> we have an active record class
[08:42] <csqrl> some very fancy other shit
[08:42] <csqrl> right now we're working on a unit testing lib
[08:42] <csqrl> called Z-UNIT
[08:46] <Rjx> what is active record?
[08:46] <Rjx> i've never been entirely sure
[08:46] <csqrl> abstracting db manipulation
[08:47] <jonathans> wow
[08:47] <jonathans> i am actually doing a unit tester
[08:47] <jonathans> weird
[08:47] <csqrl> but is it called Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-UNIT
[08:47] <jonathans> haha no its called mu test
[08:48] <jonathans> and i am not doing the coding
[08:48] <jonathans> just laying out the requirements with a professor that teaches software e
[08:48] <csqrl> http://zomboframe.com
[08:48] <jonathans> he is going to have his class do it in the fall
[08:48] <csqrl> oh groovy
[08:48] <jonathans> maybe
[08:48] <jonathans> there are things to be worked out
[08:48] <csqrl> you should fwd the results to the josh
[08:48] <jonathans> haha
[08:48] <jonathans> this is awesome
[08:48] <jonathans> i will
[08:48] <jonathans> noindex http://reason.ath.cx/~jon/cs320/utester.txt
[08:50] <Tark-Work> you forgot to define your critical operating parameters :(
[08:51] <jonathans> what are you talking about
[08:51] <Tark-Work> critical parameters for an application
[08:51] <Tark-Work> especially if it's a production app
[08:51] <jonathans> it's a unit test builder
[08:51] <jonathans> did you read the synopsis
[08:51] <jonathans> there are four major points
[08:52] <michael`_> http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/10/magazine/14femme.1.190.jpg
[08:52] <Tark-Work> oh. all code.
[08:52] <michael`_> people think she might become the next president of france
[08:52] <michael`_> id vote for her on account of hotness
[08:52] <S|mon> she looks 50
[08:53] <Tark-Work> url queen rania
[08:53] <cadaver> - "queen rania": http://www.queenrania.jo/
[08:53] <Badtzmaru> she would make a hot pres
[08:53] <Tark-Work> she's hot.
[08:53] <Tark-Work> Her Majesty Queen Rania Al-Abdullah
[08:53] <Badtzmaru> and france at the moment, I could see them voting for anyone
[08:53] <Tark-Work> Yup, I'd hit it
[08:53] <S|mon> god
[08:54] <Tark-Work> S|mon, whut
[08:54] <issuez> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[08:54] <issuez> W2
[08:54] <poopy> issuez temp 55F/13C; wind NNE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:44AM; Su
[08:54] <jonathans> the application that actually has to get done
[08:54] <S|mon> ha! very clever, no shes ugly
[08:54] <jonathans> was given to the fall cs320 class last year
[08:54] <jonathans> and they failed miserably
[08:55] <jonathans> my coworker actually was the client in that case and he isnt really good
[08:55] <jonathans> so this year i am going to get something out of them i can actually use t
[08:55] <jonathans> because at some point the current system is going to fail
[08:56] <Tark-Work> what the hell? S|mon, I'm talking about the queen of jordan and you woul
[08:57] <S|mon> http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/10/magazine/14femme.1.190.jpg - h
[08:57] <Tark-Work> no, her --> http://www.queenrania.jo/
[08:57] <michael`_> goddamn
[08:57] <michael`_> i would bend the queen of jordan over a pool table
[08:58] <Tark-Work> exactly
[08:58] <S|mon> http://siteresources.worldbank.org/NEWS/Images/091505-clintonrania.jpg - wond
[08:59] <Tark-Work> can you see the jackasses in intelligence going through the logs?
[08:59] <Badtzmaru> S|mon: she's a great speaker
[08:59] <Tark-Work> "yeah, at 1655Z, they started talking about how they would bend the queen
[08:59] <Badtzmaru> hotness aside
[09:00] <Tark-Work> she won't do much speaking while she's hauling on my cock
[09:00] <michael`_> haha
[09:00] <Rjx> i think if she were 50lbs heavier
[09:00] <Rjx> he'd hit it
[09:00] <Badtzmaru> you couldnt get close enough to make that even a vague posiblity
[09:00] <Badtzmaru> heh
[09:00] <Badtzmaru> but one can dream!
[09:00] <michael`_> maybe clinton has banged queen rania
[09:01] <geck> "mmm.. you have a purty mouth"
[09:01] <Rjx> i wonder if they'd let us swap queens
[09:01] <Rjx> fuck the old bat we've got
[09:02] <Rjx> and the rest of her line is a total sausagefest
[09:05] <michael`_> "I don't really believe those polls. I travel around the country. I see p
[09:05] <michael`_> "As I travel around the United States, I see a lot of appreciation for hi
[09:05] <michael`_> that's laura bush
[09:06] <Rjx> have they been touring hillbilly country?
[09:06] <michael`_> she and george don't believe in the scientific collection of information
[09:06] <michael`_> they believe in their gut
[09:06] <csqrl> but they do believe in the scientific collection of information on the public
[09:06] <michael`_> and their gut says george bush is the most popular president in american
[09:06] <Rjx> !oh
[09:06] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[09:06] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[09:06] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONK
[09:06] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[09:06] <michael`_> haha
[09:06] <Rjx> that was quite the political zinger
[09:07] <Rjx> also that's a pretty disturbing revelation
[09:07] <Rjx> because i'm sure it's not just limited to public opinion
[09:07] <Tark-Work> I hate it when they say "We have a president who doesn't listen to poll n
[09:08] <Tark-Work> fucking retarded?
[09:08] <michael`_> By 51%-43%, those polled disapprove of the program, disclosed Thursday in
[09:09] <michael`_> haha yeah tark
[09:09] <michael`_> but people like hearing that
[09:09] <michael`_> oh, he's a true leader, he doesn't listen to polls
[09:10] <Rjx> i'm waiting for one of the administration to bust out the "you can prove anythi
[09:10] <michael`_> well, maybe now that they hate what he's doing and think he's a terribly
[09:10] <michael`_> but in 2004, that was one of his favorite lines
[09:10] <michael`_> and people were like yeah! leadership! woo!
[09:10] <Rjx> more like "yeah! christian leadership! woo!"
[09:11] <michael`_> About two-thirds say they're concerned that the federal government might
[09:11] <michael`_> Two-thirds are concerned that the database will identify innocent America
[09:11] <Rjx> pretty much everyone who i talked to prior to the last election on irc who were
[09:11] <Rjx> one said that it was god's will that she would vote for him
[09:11] <Rjx> i ran across her again a few months back
[09:11] <Rjx> and said "wow, god really dropped the ball that time huh?"
[09:11] <michael`_> hahah
[09:11] <Rjx> banned a few seconds later
[09:11] <michael`_> ahahaha
[09:12] <csqrl> know what i hate
[09:12] <csqrl> people who support him because he's just like a regular joe
[09:12] <csqrl> and they can identify with him
[09:12] <Badtzmaru> heh
[09:12] <Rjx> that's due to a fundamental misunderstanding of what democracy is
[09:12] <csqrl> i don't want my doctor to be a regular joe
[09:12] <Badtzmaru> I dont know any regular joes who have tanked multi million dollar compani
[09:12] <csqrl> i want my doctor to be a prick
[09:12] <csqrl> with no personality
[09:12] <Badtzmaru> I want my doctor to be GOOD
[09:13] <csqrl> i don't care if he wears clown shoes as long as he's a fucking expert
[09:13] <Badtzmaru> I dont care about the rest, as long as he knows what he's doing!
[09:13] <csqrl> i want to judge him based on the quality of his work and the precision of his
[09:13] <glen2> Maybe they don't want someone who looks like they could out smart them.
[09:13] <Rjx> the most puzzling thing
[09:13] <Rjx> is that i heard several people say they voted for "the least stupid of two idio
[09:13] <Rjx> i'm sorry, what?
[09:14] <Rjx> i guess nobody actually watched the presidential debates
[09:14] <michael`_> this one political scientist i had to read for class wrote that if people
[09:14] <csqrl> i guess no one read gore's resume
[09:14] <michael`_> they would readily recognize how infantile their decision process is
[09:14] <michael`_> it's like
[09:15] <michael`_> otherwise rational people are just so stupid when it comes to politics
[09:15] <michael`_> Federal Source to ABC News: We Know Who You're Calling
[09:15] <Rjx> its poor education on what voting actually means
[09:15] <michael`_> A senior federal law enforcement official tells ABC News the government i
[09:15] <glen2> Or it's the one thing that can reviel an idoit in deep cover.
[09:15] <Rjx> look at palestine
[09:16] <Rjx> they had elections
[09:16] <Rjx> and they elected hamas
[09:16] <michael`_> The official who warned ABC News said there was no indication our phones
[09:16] <glen2> Hamas do what they say they will.
[09:16] <michael`_> A pattern of phone calls from a reporter, however, could provide valuable
[09:16] <Rjx> if people don't understand what a democratic system is for (accountability of t
[09:17] <michael`_> now that is disturbing if true
[09:17] <Rjx> yeah
[09:19] <michael`_> that has nothing to do with terrorism
[09:19] <csqrl> everything has everything to do with terrorism
[09:19] <michael`_> its to be expected that the government is going to abuse information like
[09:19] <michael`_> thats why the framers made the goddamn 4th amendment
[09:19] <michael`_> because the english had general searches and writs of assistance
[09:19] <Rjx> mike
[09:19] <Rjx> why do you hate freedom
[09:20] <michael`_> haha
[09:20] <Badtzmaru> problem isnt the gov, as you say thats to be expected
[09:20] <Durandal_> hello weagley
[09:20] <Badtzmaru> problem is the people not doing anything about it
[09:20] <glen2> Get your rifle and vote from the roofs.
[09:21] <Cctoide> That would be public service
[09:21] <Badtzmaru> the bush administration has done a wowing number of potentially illegal t
[09:21] <Badtzmaru> and 'we' re elected him.
[09:22] <Badtzmaru> so meh. fuck america
[09:22] <glen2> The first thing you need is a free media.
[09:22] <Badtzmaru> i'll move to the arctic and hang out with polar bears
[09:22] <Durandal_> i talked to this libertarian at work yesteray and he told me the source o
[09:22] <Badtzmaru> we have free media, they are more concerned with profit than the news.
[09:23] <glen2> That would be controlled media
[09:23] <Badtzmaru> Durandal_: the gov. didnt walk all over the people (and really couldnt) w
[09:23] <Badtzmaru> glen2: all media has some kind of bottom line. define free media?
[09:25] <glen2> Where editorial control is aimed at selling the service, not external goles.
[09:25] <Durandal_> the media is a corporation, and their number one priority is not to repor
[09:25] <Rjx> michael`_: where was that headline from?
[09:25] <Rjx> Will gays go down in history?
[09:25] <michael`_> abcnews blog
[09:25] <Rjx> -_-
[09:25] <Durandal_> so this whole left wing media thing is overblown
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> selling the service to who?
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> newspapaers dont cover the cost of printing them
[09:25] <glen2> The consumer.
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> advertising does
[09:26] <Badtzmaru> so they are selling the service, just to the people who keep them in busi
[09:26] <michael`_> While the machinery of law enforcement and indeed the nature of crime its
[09:26] <Durandal_> the report the news that has the highest potential of getting people to r
[09:26] <michael`_> what the Framers understood then remains true today - that the task of co
[09:26] <Durandal_> commercials
[09:26] <Durandal_> what was it that benjamin franklin said
[09:27] <Durandal_> he who gives up liberty for security deserves neither
[09:27] <michael`_> It was for that very reason that the Framers of the Bill of Rights insist
[09:27] <michael`_> i think that's a little excessive
[09:27] <michael`_> there's obviously a balance
[09:27] <michael`_> but by the precedents of the supreme court, the nsa program is plainly un
[09:28] <Durandal_> yeah
[09:28] <michael`_> so unless they want to radically alter constitutional jurisprudence, and
[09:28] <Rjx> the constitution is a ridiculous myth propogated by the left
[09:28] <Durandal_> mike i saw arlen specter in the news
[09:28] <Rjx> you need to pay more attention to pat roberts
[09:28] <Durandal_> in articles about the immigration shit
[09:29] <michael`_> word
[09:29] <Durandal_> dunno man
[09:29] <Rjx> *pat robertson
[09:29] <Durandal_> i am directly affected by that immigration shit
[09:29] <Durandal_> in more ways than one
[09:30] <csqrl> immigrants should go back to china
[09:30] <Durandal_> since my family is composed of immigrants, i can sympathize a lot with th
[09:30] <Durandal_> however
[09:30] <Durandal_> part of the problem with the job market and economy here in central flori
[09:30] <michael`_> haha josh
[09:31] <Durandal_> the cops have set up traffic stops where they ask for identification
[09:31] <Durandal_> and if they don't have it it's off to jail with them
[09:32] <Durandal_> i had another arguement with a coworker yesterday
[09:32] <Durandal_> about consent to searches when you get pulled over
[09:33] <bos`> are they potheads?
[09:33] <Durandal_> the guy argued that if you're up front about whatever and you let cops se
[09:33] <Durandal_> i think so
[09:33] <Durandal_> they intimated a little
[09:33] <Durandal_> anyway
[09:33] <bos`> ya if your honest cops like that
[09:33] <Durandal_> i told them that a cop is not obligated to follow through on his promise
[09:33] <Tark-Work> this is why I don't let pot smokers ride with me.
[09:34] <Durandal_> and he can lie to you to get what he wants
[09:34] <Durandal_> yeah
[09:34] <glen2> If you've got nothing to hide, you've dull.
[09:34] <Durandal_> naw man
[09:34] <glen2> you're
[09:34] <Tark-Work> you basically have to consent.
[09:35] <Tark-Work> either that, or they'll impound your car, put you in a holding cell, and
[09:35] <Durandal_> like i care
[09:35] <Durandal_> i'll stand up for my rights
[09:35] <bos`> not usually
[09:35] <bos`> ive gotten pulled over a bunch and they havent wanted to search my car
[09:36] <Durandal_> that is, unless i know the cop
[09:36] <Tark-Work> unless they hold you at the scene and get a warrant on the spot
[09:36] <Durandal_> then i'll be whatever
[09:36] <Durandal_> but if they know me they probably wouldn't ask unless they had a damn goo
[09:36] <Tark-Work> I've heard of people who have had their seats unbolted and set on the cur
[09:36] <Durandal_> Tark-Work, YEAH ILLEGALLY DETAINING YOU, RIGHT
[09:36] <Durandal_> caps
[09:37] <Durandal_> ok
[09:37] <Badtzmaru> 's because people dont know their rights
[09:37] <jestuh> indeed
[09:37] <Durandal_> if you don't have anything to hide and you deny consent the cop is being
[09:38] <Tark-Work> he's gonan get in there
[09:38] <Durandal_> but i doubt that he will go through the trouble of requesting a k9 unit a
[09:38] <Badtzmaru> even if he does, you've stood up for yourself
[09:38] <Durandal_> because all that = a shit ton a paperwork for him at the station
[09:38] <Durandal_> cops are human, much like ourselves, and will opt to take the path of lea
[09:39] <Durandal_> they just want to get paid by doing the least amount of work possible
[09:40] <Tark-Work> cops are kids with low self-esteem that got picked on in high school
[09:40] <Badtzmaru> not really.
[09:40] <Tark-Work> and weren't smart enough to get a real job.
[09:41] <Badtzmaru> most of them care when they go to the academy
[09:41] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[09:41] <Badtzmaru> then like any job the real world hits you in the chest
[09:41] <Tark-Work> they go to the academy because they got picked on in high school and want
[09:41] <csqrl> some do
[09:41] <Tark-Work> most
[09:41] <Badtzmaru> most that i've known didnt.
[09:41] <csqrl> the cops i know weren't like that
[09:41] <Badtzmaru> there is the occasional complete asshole
[09:42] <Badtzmaru> that is rare
[09:42] <Tark-Work> not rare enough
[09:42] <Badtzmaru> those guys dont make it through the academy mostly.
[09:42] <Badtzmaru> how many cops do you actually know? not just encountered while they were
[09:42] <Tark-Work> dunno, a handful
[09:42] <Tark-Work> half dozen maybe
[09:43] <geck> heh
[09:43] <Badtzmaru> so all 6 of them are like what you describe?
[09:43] <Badtzmaru> where do you live so I dont move there
[09:43] <Tark-Work> nah, one of them was a bully in high school
[09:43] <geck> when I got arrested, I was arrested by 14 cops that had worked the same shift
[09:43] <geck> the easiest arrest ever to go down
[09:43] <geck> other than them consistantly asking me why I turned to crime ^_^
[09:43] <Badtzmaru> so thts 1/6, down to ~165, which is far from most
[09:44] <Ifrit> calc 630 jpy in nok
[09:44] <cadaver> - 630 Japanese yen = 34.4764153 Norwegian kroner
[09:44] <Tark-Work> "Dude what's up" "hey man" "Hey dude, sry, yr under arrest." "it's coo
[09:44] <Badtzmaru> er, 16%
[09:44] <geck> not quite
[09:44] <geck> they didn't recognize me at first
[09:44] <geck> that's when one was threatening to blow my brains out
[09:44] <geck> but we won't get into that :)
[09:44] <Tark-Work> what type of crime were you accused of?
[09:45] <csqrl> every interaction i've had or witnessed with cops has been them being excessi
[09:45] <geck> burglary, trespassing, possession controlled sub, MIP
[09:45] <csqrl> except for one
[09:45] <Tark-Work> oh just bullshit then
[09:45] <geck> heheh
[09:45] <geck> ya
[09:45] <glen2> MIP?
[09:45] <Tark-Work> minor in posession of alcohol
[09:45] <Durandal_> csqrl = josh?
[09:45] <geck> minor in possession, or just person under 21 with alcohol
[09:45] <Tark-Work> s
[09:46] <csqrl> yes
[09:46] <csqrl> every takedown, pullover, etc
[09:46] <Badtzmaru> thing people forget is cops suspect everyone
[09:46] <csqrl> oh no actually, three were very reasonable
[09:46] <Tark-Work> you can also be MIPC, by consumption :P
[09:46] <Durandal_> josh your dad is a cop
[09:46] <csqrl> but those were minor traffic stops
[09:46] <csqrl> like speeding
[09:46] <Badtzmaru> just like geeks assume people with computer problems are stupid
[09:46] <Badtzmaru> nature of the job
[09:46] <csqrl> my dad isn't a cop
[09:46] <Durandal_> correction
[09:46] <Durandal_> law enforcement
[09:47] <csqrl> perhaps
[09:47] <Tark-Work> I almost fought a traffic ticket in court, they got me for an illegal lef
[09:47] <Tark-Work> the actual offense was driving on the wrong side of the road.
[09:47] <csqrl> cops swarmed this neighborhood i was at
[09:47] <csqrl> we wondered what the hell was goign on
[09:48] <csqrl> so my friend peeks over the fence and asks a cop what's going on
[09:48] <csqrl> which was stupid, yeah
[09:48] <csqrl> they pulled him over the fence
[09:48] <csqrl> drew down on him, like four cops
[09:48] <Tark-Work> "hay guyz what's goin on in herAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
[09:48] <michael`_> haha
[09:48] <csqrl> same dude was throwing a legit, legal party
[09:49] <csqrl> and the cops in corpus hate parties
[09:49] <Durandal_> what neighborhood was that
[09:49] <csqrl> like ohio rave style
[09:49] <Tark-Work> british cops are cool as fuck
[09:49] <Durandal_> yeah no shit
[09:49] <csqrl> so they busted this place with paddy wagons and like 10 cars
[09:49] <Durandal_> i have the feeling that corpus cops hate humanity
[09:49] <csqrl> i was working the laser shit and i had a lanyard and junk saying i was part o
[09:49] <Durandal_> case in point: the witch of weber
[09:49] <csqrl> so they start shoving people out
[09:50] <csqrl> the crew are in the middle packing up
[09:50] <csqrl> so i go over there to pack up
[09:50] <Tark-Work> I told the story about walking up to a police barricade in london and bei
[09:50] <csqrl> cop pushes me back and says GET THE FUCK OUT
[09:50] <csqrl> i say dude i'm part of the crew i have to go pack the equipment up
[09:50] <csqrl> so i keep walking straight
[09:50] <csqrl> he grabs my shirt and rips it throwing me back into the crowd of people exiti
[09:50] <Durandal_> excessive force
[09:50] <csqrl> so i go outside and then walk back in the other entrance
[09:50] <csqrl> and pack up
[09:51] <Durandal_> isn't swaering also a bad thing if cops do it
[09:51] <csqrl> cops at in there grilling the guy who set up the gig
[09:51] <csqrl> YOU WANT TO PLAY THE LAYWER GAME PUNCK
[09:51] <csqrl> PUNK*
[09:51] <csqrl> YOU'LL LOSE BOY
[09:51] <csqrl> DO YOU HAVE YOUR TAXES IN ORDER?
[09:51] <Tark-Work> oh plz
[09:51] <Durandal_> oh lordy
[09:51] <csqrl> YEAH YOU CAN EXPECT AN AUDIT
[09:51] <Durandal_> what the shit
[09:51] <michael`_> haha
[09:51] <Durandal_> were the corpus cops or irs goons
[09:52] <Durandal_> shit
[09:52] <Tark-Work> I'm sorry, but I'd have no choice but to laugh in the face of anyone but
[09:52] <csqrl> the guy is real calm and being nice
[09:52] <csqrl> answering the cop as best he can
[09:52] <csqrl> he's like we have all our papers, the city signed off on this
[09:52] <csqrl> apparently they busted one kid for underage drinking
[09:52] <csqrl> so they started throwing people in the paddy wagon
[09:52] <csqrl> corpus <3
[09:52] <Tark-Work> fucking IRS can't find its ass with both hands and a Form 1040 ASSFINDER
[09:53] <michael`_> they shouldve busted my high school's dances
[09:53] <michael`_> when they were held in the cafeteria, it was awesome
[09:53] <michael`_> very crowded and dark
[09:53] <michael`_> no one noticed if you went to a corner and downed some mini bottles
[09:53] <michael`_> just kidding, underage drinking is terrible
[09:53] <csqrl> haha
[09:54] <jeek> michael: If you don't let underage girls drink, how will I ever convince them
[09:54] <Durandal_> hah
[09:54] <Durandal_> let me tell you guys about grad night at wal disney world
[09:54] <csqrl> this cop on ocean drive pulled me over for not going slower than the posted s
[09:54] <Durandal_> during grad night custodial has to chase naked kids out of the bushes
[09:54] <Durandal_> i think the record was 6 naked kids fucking in a bush
[09:54] <csqrl> i had it on cruise control @ 40, everyone around me is slowing down to like 3
[09:54] <csqrl> and just yells at me
[09:54] <csqrl> and leaves
[09:54] <Durandal_> during grad night huge fights break out
[09:54] <csqrl> asks for my id but never takes it, just yells
[09:55] <Durandal_> 2 weeks ago during a grad night a fight breaks out in adventureland
[09:55] <csqrl> naked bush dancing
[09:55] <Durandal_> so kid grabs a chair and smashes it into the face of this girl
[09:55] <Durandal_> she goes down
[09:55] <Durandal_> then he starts kicking her head in
[09:56] <csqrl> disneyworld is much more violent than in the advertisements
[09:56] <Durandal_> in liberty square one chick kicked a 5 months pregnant girl in the stomac
[09:57] <michael`_> haha
[09:57] <csqrl> that's rough
[09:57] <Durandal_> in the fantasyland foam party there was both fucking and fights going on
[09:57] <michael`_> i love it when everyone's doing the speed limit
[09:57] <csqrl> the fuck
[09:57] <michael`_> then all of a sudden everyone spots a cop
[09:57] <michael`_> BAM
[09:57] <csqrl> disneyworld had foam parties?
[09:57] <michael`_> everyone does 15 under for 2 miles
[09:57] <csqrl> haha, yeah
[09:57] <csqrl> i hate that, too
[09:57] <Stereo``> yeah cops aren't hard asses
[09:57] <Stereo``> they only get the people who are going faster than everyone
[09:58] <Durandal_> i was waiting for fallout boy to finsih their act to clean up the stage a
[09:58] <csqrl> i always figure they respect you if you don't wuss out and go slow
[09:58] <Durandal_> and 20 orange county deputies chasing after them
[09:58] <csqrl> but nope, they pull you over and yell
[09:58] <Durandal_> huffing and pufinhg
[09:58] <michael`_> haha
[09:58] <Durandal_> that was funny
[09:58] <Durandal_> what else
[09:58] <csqrl> i'm never going to disneyworld
[09:58] <Durandal_> i was working restrooms those nights
[09:58] <Durandal_> i found pills, white powder, etc
[09:59] <Durandal_> pairs of pants
[09:59] <Durandal_> unfortunately i never found anyone fucking or snorting lines in my restro
[09:59] <Durandal_> oh dear if i did
[09:59] <dekkon> youd join in
[09:59] <csqrl> how long are you going to be working there
[09:59] <Durandal_> i would have a little fun before i called security
[09:59] <Ifrit> calc 50 usd in jpy
[10:00] <Durandal_> as long as i need to josh
[10:00] <cadaver> - 50 U.S. dollars = 5502.00273 Japanese yen
[10:01] <csqrl> what about college
[10:02] <Durandal_> eventually i'll go back
[10:02] <Durandal_> i think i'm going to get a degree in journalism
[10:02] <Durandal_> because i write well and i should capitalize on that
[10:02] <dekkon> #1 journalism school in the country
[10:02] <dekkon> www.wku.edu
[10:03] <Durandal_> wtf fuck kentucky
[10:03] <dekkon> yeah i know but that campus is fucking awesome
[10:03] <csqrl> friend of mine just graduated from ut@a in journalism
[10:03] <csqrl> she immediately got a slick internship
[10:03] <csqrl> very big mag
[10:04] <csqrl> you should go back to ut@a, fuck florida
[10:04] <Stereo``> fku.edu?
[10:04] <Durandal_> no josh
[10:04] <Durandal_> fuck texas
[10:04] <Durandal_> if i had it my way i would never go back to that godforsaken state
[10:04] <csqrl> alligators eat people in florida
[10:04] <Durandal_> my father is going nuts
[10:04] <Durandal_> dude in my back yard there was an alligator
[10:04] <Durandal_> in texas
[10:05] <Durandal_> my father keeps sending mke emails asking for my addres and shit
[10:05] <Durandal_> deleted
[10:05] <dekkon> .link http://blogs.abcnews.com//theblotter/2006/05/federal_source_.html Fede
[10:05] <poopy> dekkon - http://blogs.abcnews.com//theblotter/2006/05/federal_source_.html -
[10:08] <Durandal_> time for wow
[10:09] <Rjx> Good! I hope they do find out who is leaking national security info to the pres
[10:09] <Rjx> I hope the FBI nails lots of idiots who are out to destroy the intelligence ag
[10:10] <csqrl> haha
[10:10] <Rjx> the comments for that story are baffling
[10:10] <Rjx> Excellent the Media needs looking after, Traitors most of them.......
[10:10] <Rjx> Posted by: ken wiley | May 15, 2006 11:12:07 AM
[10:11] <dekkon> those of you who dont want to be spied of and want to keep your freedoms
[10:11] <dekkon> obviously want to do so because you are terrorists
[10:12] <Rjx> I am tired of thae news media leaking secret information in order to hurt PREDI
[10:12] <Rjx> Posted by: Ron Zacharias
[10:12] <Stereo``> they want to
[10:12] <Stereo``> but they're not very likely to
[10:13] <Rjx> no, they don't
[10:13] <Rjx> whoever "they" are anyway
[10:13] <Rjx> i think people have lost any sight of what and who this "war" is against
[10:13] <dekkon> ITS AGAINST TERRORISTS
[10:13] <dekkon> DUH
[10:13] <Stereo``> it's a war on TERRISM
[10:13] <michael`_> civil war: 600,000 dead americans
[10:13] <michael`_> war on terror: couple grand?
[10:14] <r3in> damnit
[10:14] <r3in> thats nuts
[10:14] <michael`_> 3000 in 9/11
[10:14] <r3in> fucking yanks
[10:14] <michael`_> 2500 in iraq, if you consider that part of the war on terror
[10:14] <r3in> *the abc sirw)
[10:14] <r3in> site
[10:14] <csqrl> I hope the information they gain allows them to catch the scum that leak info
[10:14] <Thuryn> more people have died as a result of the "war" than as a result of the one a
[10:14] <csqrl> i enjoyed the communist reference
[10:14] <r3in> welcome to the kgb?
[10:14] <Rjx> url iraq body count newspaper reports
[10:14] <cadaver> - "iraq body count newspaper reports": http://www.iraqbodycount.net/databas
[10:15] <Thuryn> more people died due to drunk driving last year than "terrorism
[10:15] <Rjx> what was the dead iraqi civilian count now?
[10:15] <Rjx> well past 911 casualties (nevar forget)
[10:15] <dekkon> some months ago i heard on on NPR that its 100,000+
[10:16] <Stereo``> yeah cause communism has a clear link to being a traitor to your country
[10:16] <dekkon> http://www.xboxhacker.net/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=779.0
[10:16] <dekkon> time to get a 360
[10:17] <Stereo``> or thinking that "free speech" means you're allowed to publish what you wa
[10:18] <dekkon> and i think i will buy one if i get this job im interviewing for today
[10:18] <Thuryn> i'm thinking about getting a PS2. they're down to $130 new
[10:18] <r3in> free speach is limited
[10:18] <michael`_> and word
[10:18] <michael`_> its not even just free speech
[10:18] <michael`_> the press receives explicit first amendment protection
[10:18] <r3in> for example, you cant run into a building and start yelling fire
[10:19] <r3in> for good reasons, not to cause panic/etc
[10:19] <r3in> however, publishing documents about illegal activities of your own county
[10:19] <r3in> that is free speach in the fullest form
[10:20] <Thuryn> it's the illegal activities part that the pro-gov't zealots are forgetting
[10:20] <dekkon> its not illegal if they say it isnt
[10:20] <dekkon> ;[
[10:20] <Thuryn> it would be illegal for the press to disclose classified information if they
[10:20] <r3in> true dekkon
[10:20] <Thuryn> well, that part has to stop
[10:20] <mef> more like http://trolldb.com/?203
[10:20] <Rjx> 18:15 <@dieselSVT> ok, let me ask you this
[10:20] <Rjx> 18:15 <@dieselSVT> if you are doing nothing wrong
[10:20] <Rjx> 18:15 <@dieselSVT> who the fuck cares if the govt monitors your phone cal
[10:20] <Rjx> 18:15 <@dieselSVT> like, who you call and shit, not listening in on them
[10:20] <Thuryn> the fact that the Bush administration seems to be immune to rule of law is t
[10:20] <michael`_> .url united states v. nixon
[10:21] <r3in> Rjx that is flawwed
[10:21] <mef> Thuryn, why do you specify the bush admin
[10:21] <michael`_> fuck it
[10:21] <michael`_> http://www.oyez.org/oyez/resource/case/410/
[10:21] <Rjx> 18:16 <@Rjx> did you vote republican
[10:21] <Thuryn> mef, because that's who's in power right now
[10:21] <r3in> how many people want to have their private conversations.... phone sex or god
[10:21] <Rjx> 18:17 <@dieselSVT> i am republican, so yes
[10:21] <Rjx> called it
[10:21] <michael`_> haha
[10:21] <Thuryn> mef, other than that, no reason. (your point is well taken, but i can't fix
[10:21] <michael`_> yeah, who gives a shit if the president wipes his ass with the constituti
[10:22] <mef> lots of people give a shit, but a lack of a democratic culture in the US preven
[10:23] <michael`_> even if you think that it's not lame
[10:23] <michael`_> what about trampling on
[10:23] <michael`_> fuck it
[10:23] <michael`_> im going to play tropico
[10:23] <michael`_> adios!
[10:23] <Rjx> time to grab some food
[10:24] <Thuryn> mef "lack of democratic culture" sums the problem up extremely%b well. I'm
[10:24] <Thuryn> oops
[10:25] <mef> o_o
[10:25] <mef> no need to yell
[10:25] * geck yells
[10:26] <Thuryn> IT WAS IMPORTANT! WHY CAN'T YOU COMMIES SEE THAT?
[10:26] <Thuryn> ;x
[10:26] <choudesh> heh, timmo...dialup. ouch.
[10:27] <jestuh> timmo is the hero of the dialup world
[10:28] <dekkon> timmo downloads more on dialup than some people do on broadband
[10:28] <Catcher> haha
[10:28] <dekkon> you'll know he got broadband when a giant blackhole opens up in utah
[10:29] <Catcher> werd
[10:29] <r3in> lmao
[10:29] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:29] <Stereo``> hmm
[10:29] <Stereo``> I'm thinking David Usher and Usher are different people
[10:29] <Thuryn> dekkon, are you saying that timmo sucks?
[10:29] <r3in> i think i ewill eat before i work
[10:31] <dekkon> no
[10:31] <Catcher> I can see the headliners now: Police have arrested a computer pirate in wha
[10:32] <Kurin> w2
[10:32] <poopy> Kurin temp 71.6F/22.0C; wind ENE 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Su
[10:32] <Kurin> That is a lie
[10:32] <Kurin> w2 94703
[10:32] <poopy> Kurin temp 65.3F/18.5C; wind SSW 5.0mph/8.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Su
[10:32] <Kurin> qrd
[10:32] <Kurin> wtf
[10:32] <Catcher> haha
[10:32] <Kurin> It's like 85
[10:32] <Catcher> w2 77515
[10:32] <poopy> Catcher temp 79F/26C; wind North 22mph/35kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:29A
[10:33] <Gusano`> do we post a Geek of the month here?
[10:33] <dekkon> no
[10:33] <GerbilWrk> WE do nothing of the sorts
[10:33] <dekkon> thats just retarded
[10:33] <GerbilWrk> :(
[10:34] <r3in> how long do you think it will take until america starts 'tapping' all of irc
[10:34] <GerbilWrk> starts?
[10:34] <r3in> officialy?
[10:34] <Thuryn> probably already there. IRC isn't encrypted and it's low-b/w.
[10:35] <GerbilWrk> ahh
[10:35] <Thuryn> logs of IRC would compress really well, too.
[10:35] <dekkon> http://igo.ampednews.com/gamehub/2454/previews/599
[10:35] <dekkon> cant wait for that to come out
[10:36] <Gusano`> america jet plane bomb white house allah
[10:37] <Catcher> haha
[10:37] <dekkon> strike two
[10:41] <r3in> yeh c&c looks great
[10:41] <csqrl> -2 years
[10:41] * Catcher changes topic to 'SONY - Because Caucasians are just too damn tall. | wind messag
[10:41] <Catcher> if you don't check that link out, you're missing out
[10:42] <Catcher> that is so fucking neat
[10:42] <kitchen> Catcher: i think it got cut off
[10:43] <Catcher> what?
[10:43] <kitchen> the url
[10:43] <Catcher> i'm looking at it right now
[10:43] <Catcher> oh
[10:43] <kitchen> 13:30:24 -!- Catcher changed the topic of #geekissues to: SONY - Because Ca
[10:43] <Catcher> oh shit
[10:43] <Catcher> var=v5
[10:43] * Catcher changes topic to 'http://www.coverpop.com/whitney/index.php?var=v5 | wind msg dek
[10:44] <choudesh> thanks Dekkon. I didn't have autorejoin on nor was I paying attention. ;-)
[10:44] <kitchen> hrm, i'll have to check that out later on a machine where flash doesn't suc
[10:44] <Catcher> awwwww
[10:44] <kitchen> linux flash player has real bad sound sync issues
[10:45] <Catcher> oh
[10:45] <kitchen> REAL bad
[10:45] <Catcher> that sucks, its pretty damn cool
[10:45] <kitchen> yea
[10:45] <kitchen> looks like it
[10:45] <dekkon> reminds me of the zelda dungeon music
[10:45] <Catcher> each time a little ball hits the string, it plays a sound
[10:45] <choudesh> kitchen: Is it slow for you w/o framebuffering?
[10:45] <Catcher> so there are often a bunch played together
[10:45] <kitchen> choudesh: eh?
[10:45] <choudesh> kitchen: do you have a 3d card in your linux box?
[10:46] <kitchen> choudesh: yes, but I doubt it's working 'properly'
[10:46] <kitchen> it's a fucking ATI
[10:46] <kitchen> ATI's linux drivers suck hard.
[10:46] <Tark-Work> some things never change
[10:46] <choudesh> kitchen: o, n/m. I was referring to int. graphics. I can't seem to get a g
[10:47] <Catcher> the minute waltz one is badass
[10:47] <kitchen> "int." graphics?
[10:47] <kitchen> internal, intel, what
[10:47] <choudesh> integrated....
[10:47] <kitchen> aaats
[10:47] <kitchen> ambiguous abbreviations are teh suck
[10:48] <Catcher> agreed
[10:48] <Catcher> HKYHDS
[10:48] <kitchen> choudesh: you do realize that integrated graphics cards can be 3d accelerat
[10:48] <Tark-Work> quite
[10:48] <kitchen> for instance, this machine has an integrated graphics card, and it's a 3d a
[10:49] <choudesh> kitchen: could be. but most use shared resources. Eventhough they are ati/
[10:49] <TMH_> oh man
[10:49] <kitchen> right
[10:49] <TMH_> has anyone ever sneezed backwards
[10:49] <TMH_> sort of burping and sneezing at the same time
[10:49] <kitchen> sneezed backwards?
[10:50] <TMH_> and the air sort of rushes backwards into your throat
[10:50] <kitchen> you're a freak dude
[10:50] <choudesh> OOHCA?
[10:50] <TMH_> it was the weirdest sound in the world
[10:50] <kitchen> you should have recorded it
[10:51] <Tark-Work> oh my god she farted and it went down my throat
[10:51] <Tark-Work> does it really smell like cookies?
[10:52] <dekkon> you got it backwards
[10:52] <Tark-Work> I know
[10:52] <Tark-Work> I didn't know if anyone got it just from the first part
[10:54] <TMH_> ok
[10:54] <TMH_> this is going to sound fairly retarded
[10:55] <TMH_> but how the fuck do I add stuff to this google personalised homepage tihng
[10:55] <kitchen> TMH_: upper left click 'add content'
[10:55] <kitchen> this is weird.. I haven't played with this thing for more than 5 minutes si
[10:55] <kitchen> *spooky*
[10:56] <kitchen> of course, I'm fucking with it because I'm trying to reverse engineer it
[10:56] <TMH_> yeah I know
[10:56] <TMH_> but then I've got all these options
[10:56] <Tark-Work> <kitchen> this is weird.. I haven't played with this thing for more
[10:56] <Tark-Work> nice
[10:56] <TMH_> and I click on them and I have some info about them
[10:56] <kitchen> Tark-Work: indeed.
[10:56] <TMH_> but no "add this shizzle to the homepage"
[10:56] <kitchen> TMH_: 1) are you logged in
[10:56] <Catcher> i wish I could put that whole sentence in the topic
[10:56] <kitchen> Catcher: me too
[10:56] <TMH_> yes
[10:56] <kitchen> fucking topic length limits
[10:56] <Catcher> @kitchen> this is weird.. I haven't played with this thing for more than
[10:57] <kitchen> TMH_: scroll all the way up, in the to left corner there's a link "add cont
[10:57] <Catcher> #gi needs a private quotes page ;[
[10:57] <TMH_> yeah I know that
[10:57] <TMH_> and I have a list of items to add to it
[10:57] <kitchen> TMH_: urls?
[10:57] <TMH_> I click on an item and there's some info
[10:57] <GerbilWrk> so what you do, is select the item you want to add
[10:58] <Tark-Work> Too Much Head
[10:58] <TMH_> yeah, I clicked it and it gives me info about something
[10:58] <kitchen> TMH_: try clicking the big "add it now" button underneath the thumbnail ?
[10:58] <metric> #gi ? the mythical channel of old
[10:58] <TMH_> there is no button like that
[10:58] <metric> where men are men and women are hopefully women
[10:59] <TMH_> what the helll
[10:59] <metric> nevermind
[10:59] <Tark-Work> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_
[10:59] <Tark-Work> BOOYAH
[11:00] <sqlr> heh
[11:00] <Catcher> haha
[11:00] <kitchen> TMH_: http://scriptkitchen.com/stuff/tmh.jpg
[11:00] <Stereo``> that's just too crazy ;\
[11:01] <kitchen> <3 gimp
[11:01] <sqlr> i was privy to an interresting talk today by maddog
[11:01] <sqlr> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_maddog_Hall
[11:01] <sqlr> he briefly talked about this dude
[11:01] <sqlr> he's like 15
[11:01] <sqlr> he started hacking at the linux kernel when he was 12 or something
[11:01] <sqlr> and is now a regular contributor
[11:01] <sqlr> thats fucking evil
[11:02] <kitchen> heh
[11:02] <TMH_> hey kitchen
[11:03] <TMH_> that add it now button appears on my desktop
[11:03] <TMH_> but noy my laptop ;[
[11:03] <kitchen> TMH_: cuz you're not logged in
[11:03] <TMH_> it has my email address at the top of the page
[11:03] <TMH_> s@gmail.com | Classic Home | Search History | My Account | Sign out
[11:03] <TMH_> all that shit
[11:03] <TMH_> no I do not have s@gmail.com
[11:04] <kitchen> of course not, you can't
[11:08] <Tark-Work> fuckyourmotherinthebutthole@gmail.com is probably taken.
[11:08] <Rjx> RAINBOW COCK 8==================D RAINBOW COCK 8======================D RAINBOW
[11:08] <TMH_> haha
[11:09] <dekkon> calc 6 grams in ounces
[11:09] <cadaver> - 6 grams = 0.211643772 ounces
[11:09] <kitchen> calc dime bag in ounces
[11:09] <kitchen> aww :(
[11:09] <Osman> Speaking of gmail, I can't come up with a good gmail account name.
[11:10] <kitchen> TMH_: what browsers are you using?
[11:10] <Workdug> Rjx: why aren't you on aim
[11:10] <kitchen> they wouldn't let me get 'kitchen' when gmail launched
[11:10] <kitchen> i was pissed :(
[11:10] <Workdug> kitchen: it was probably taken already
[11:10] <Workdug> i got breakfast@
[11:10] <Osman> lol
[11:10] <Workdug> because digdug was taken >;[
[11:10] <Rjx> i'll kill you
[11:10] <Rjx> yeah i couldn't find a decent one
[11:10] <Rjx> so i picked sendhere
[11:10] <kitchen> i got foilhat
[11:10] <Workdug> Rjx: how are you on irc?
[11:10] <Osman> I need to stop my lols...
[11:10] <Rjx> people often ask me if that's the real address
[11:11] <kitchen> foilhat@gmail.com
[11:11] <kitchen> Rjx: haha
[11:11] <timmo> foilhate?
[11:11] <Rjx> Workdug: i have a complex net of irc clients pinging me at various intervals
[11:11] <Rjx> it stops me timing out
[11:11] <Workdug> ;[
[11:12] <jestuh> lol
[11:13] <Workdug> hi jester
[11:13] <dekkon> http://www.ljplus.ru/img/h/a/harykara_haryky/Izobrazhenie-101mm-kopiya.jpg
[11:13] <Osman> Coming up with an account name that is available is frustrating. :|!
[11:14] <Tark-Work> dekkon: ?
[11:14] <Workdug> http://custom.marketwatch.com/custom/iwon-com/news-story.asp?guid=%7B501DBA
[11:14] <Workdug> dekkon: ?
[11:15] <dekkon> fugly
[11:15] <Osman> I guess you should be worried if you get a 1000 dollar check in the mail.
[11:15] <timmo> oh fucking sweet
[11:15] <Workdug> Rjx: if you can manage to stay connected to a shell, you can use naim ;[
[11:15] <timmo> the new les claypool album leaked
[11:15] <jestuh> sup pen
[11:15] <Workdug> dekkon: she's not really fugly
[11:15] <Rjx> yeah but i have no naim shellz
[11:15] <jestuh> peeped yet timmo?
[11:16] <Osman> That girl looks fucking depressed :/
[11:16] <timmo> not yet
[11:16] <timmo> i just saw it
[11:16] <Tark-Work> yeah she looks sad :(
[11:17] <Catcher> later
[11:17] <Workdug> http://harykara_haryky.livejournal.com/ noindex
[11:17] <Workdug> later Catcher
[11:17] <Catcher> <3
[11:17] <jestuh> i can't read russian
[11:17] <jestuh> ;[
[11:18] <jestuh> *** Transfer Completed (57920 kbytes, 1 min 30 sec, 643.6 kbytes/sec)
[11:18] <jestuh> mmm love being back home
[11:18] <jestuh> cable doubled here 6 mo ago
[11:18] <csqrl> sogou spider is going nuts
[11:20] <Workdug> url sogou spider
[11:20] <cadaver> - "sogou spider": http://www.psychedelix.com/cgi-bin/csv2html.pl?data=allag
[11:20] <Workdug> .url sogou spider
[11:20] <Tubbee> http://www.copy-left.net/index.php?itemid=22
[11:22] <Tark-Work> digdug, that's the most inoffensive livejournal I've seen in ages.
[11:23] <Gusano`> stop posting links that are not porn!
[11:23] <kitchen> heh
[11:23] <Gusano`> ever day i'm all like Ctrl+F>>http
[11:23] <Gusano`> and like 95% are not porn
[11:23] <Gusano`> wtf is wrong here!
[11:25] <dekkon> what is "sogou spider"
[11:26] <Tark-Work> Contrary to popular belief, I don't sit here with one hand on the mouse a
[11:26] <GerbilWrk> you don't?
[11:26] <Tark-Work> I'm at work, that would be inappropriate.
[11:26] <Workdug> sounds like a crap job
[11:26] <Tark-Work> in case you didn't know, those of us who don't hate freedom are fighting
[11:26] <Osman> Ya, you get a job with your own office room.
[11:27] <Tark-Work> I have my own office room :P
[11:27] <Osman> -you go*
[11:27] <Osman> lol
[11:27] <Tark-Work> 14x14
[11:27] <kitchen> gun in the top left drawer?
[11:27] <Tark-Work> but I gotta do this work here
[11:28] <swight> http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=674042006 Well holy shit
[11:28] <Osman> I feel like murdering someone, because I can't come up with a good account na
[11:28] <GerbilWrk> how bout BlackEyePee
[11:28] <Osman> ;|
[11:29] <Osman> it's available lol
[11:29] <dekkon> http://www.myglitterromance.com/
[11:29] <Osman> >.< MySpace stuff.
[11:30] <GerbilWrk> omg forgot to check my myspace?! !!1111
[11:31] <dekkon> http://www.josephfink.com/josephweb/index.html
[11:31] <dekkon> ok, enough brain cells killed
[11:31] <dekkon> off to job interview
[11:31] <The|Dude> good luck
[11:31] <jestuh> good luck
[11:31] <GerbilWrk> good luck
[11:31] <Workdug> glhf
[11:32] <Rjx> gldgf
[11:32] <Workdug> dgf?
[11:32] <Workdug> don't get fucked?
[11:33] <Tark-Work> omg I forgot to log into nationstates!!!~!
[11:33] <Osman> ?
[11:33] <Tark-Work> good luck dekkon
[11:33] <Osman> I think he already left :P
[11:34] <Tark-Work> I'm sure he has
[11:34] <Tark-Work> his name isn't jestuh
[11:34] <jestuh> rofl
[11:34] <Tark-Work> there he is
[11:34] <Tark-Work> who will sit here and type omg I am so late
[11:34] <Tark-Work> heh
[11:34] <Osman> lol
[11:34] * Osman looks around
[11:34] * Osman points at himself
[11:34] <Osman> :(
[11:35] <Tark-Work> well yeah I do that too
[11:39] <Tark-Work> err
[11:39] <Workdug> ok closing all non-work windows
[11:39] <Osman> Well, I guess it's time for me to pretend that I'm doing some schoolwork.
[11:40] <Tark-Work> north ticket counter
[11:40] <Tark-Work> YOU FUCK HEADS
[11:40] <Osman> ?!
[11:40] <Tark-Work> I hate when people do stupid shit
[11:40] <Osman> Like what?
[11:41] <Tark-Work> like make me fly to the other side of the country to take a picture and c
[11:41] <Osman> for work?
[11:41] <Tark-Work> yep
[11:41] <Osman> what kind of job do you do.
[11:41] <Tark-Work> controls tech
[11:41] <Osman> cool
[11:43] <GerbilWrk> hey Tark, think you can find me a cheaper ticket for my wife to St. Paul?
[11:44] <GerbilWrk> that would be great
[11:45] <kitchen> .link http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_arti
[11:45] <poopy> kitchen sorry, that link is already in the queue
[11:45] <kitchen> blah
[11:45] <kitchen> !old
[11:45] <kitchen> :(
[11:46] <sili> hey honey, why do you need tampons?
[11:46] <sili> hey honey, I think you have something wrong with your pecks
[11:46] <sili> cause they are REALLY puffy
[11:46] <kitchen> and jiggly
[11:46] <Tark-Work> Minneapolis?
[11:46] <dekkon> .link http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/12/notes
[11:46] <sili> seriously
[11:46] <poopy> dekkon - http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/12/not
[11:46] <Tark-Work> I'd use hotwire for the cheapest, or Orbitx for the best
[11:47] <sili> you can punch any girl in the tit
[11:47] <sili> and she'll scream
[11:47] <Osman> Theres a town called "King Of Prussia, PA."
[11:47] <Osman> :|
[11:47] <sili> guys, not so much
[11:47] <kitchen> i've always kinda wondered how female => male transsexuals actually "eja
[11:47] <GerbilWrk> yeah, already did that, $314 was the cheapest we found
[11:47] <GerbilWrk> but two weeks later for $184, fucking 4th of july :(
[11:47] <Tark-Work> urine
[11:48] <Tark-Work> go two weeks later :/
[11:48] <kitchen> Tark-Work: too distinct of a smell/color/odor
[11:48] <Tark-Work> what's she wanna go there for?
[11:48] <kitchen> err smell/color/taste
[11:48] <Tark-Work> kitchen: more fun
[11:48] <kitchen> heh
[11:50] <GerbilWrk> her family is there, her gramps is dieing so she wants to show him his gr
[11:50] <Tark-Work> eh
[11:50] <GerbilWrk> and it's the only week her mom can take off to drive her around and pick
[11:50] <Tark-Work> two weeks later might be too late
[11:50] <GerbilWrk> so that's the week she's gotta go
[11:51] <Tark-Work> if she's got a pair of rock solid balls in a hefty ball sack, she can dri
[11:51] <Tark-Work> probably 1200 miles?
[11:51] <Tark-Work> well more from corpus, 1500
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> not with a 6 month old traveling with ya
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> plus with gas now a days, it's nearly as cheap to fly it
[11:52] <Tark-Work> yeah I guess it would shit itself
[11:52] <Tark-Work> what are you getting your son for his first birthday
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> she's gonna have fun travelling the airport with him
[11:52] <GerbilWrk> a bill for his first year of life
[11:53] <GerbilWrk> followed by one every year till he's 21
[11:53] <Tark-Work> clearing security with a stroller and/or a carseat is an absolute cunt
[11:53] <Tark-Work> and you're gonna be lucky to get that stroller back at the end, depending
[11:53] <GerbilWrk> well she's gonna check the car seat and pray it makes it there and back o
[11:54] <GerbilWrk> and take one of those hip hugger things you set the kid in and rides arou
[11:54] <Tark-Work> make her practice this: "HEY. HEY!" Wrap it in plastic and put it in a
[11:54] <GerbilWrk> the car seat?
[11:54] <Tark-Work> yes
[11:54] <Tark-Work> "I said wrap that shit!"
[11:54] <GerbilWrk> did not know they could do that
[11:55] <Tark-Work> the airline needs to do that or the irregular shape will cause it to get
[11:55] <GerbilWrk> I think i'm going to make her take the one he's almost grown out of just
[11:55] <GerbilWrk> but it's a nice Eddie Bauer : /
[11:55] <Tark-Work> take the old one, yeah
[11:56] <GerbilWrk> so they either destroy the brand new he fits into, or the really nice one
[11:56] <Tark-Work> you could always fedex the car seat... how long is she staying?
[11:56] <GerbilWrk> a week
[11:57] <Tark-Work> so she'll be shecking two bags already, a third bag is gonna be $$
[11:57] <kitchen> yea when i was laying over in sfo i came back in from a smoke and some lady
[11:57] <Tark-Work> so she can take a stroller as her carry-on and her diaper bag as a person
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> i'm tempted to have her mom buy one on her way to pick them up from the a
[11:58] <Tark-Work> that's easiest actually
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> then ship it to us on her way back, and use the old one for a day
[11:58] <Tark-Work> cause that's not the only time she's gonna be up there to see them
[11:58] <Tark-Work> at least her
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> yeah it will be
[11:58] <Tark-Work> cause he's gonna die
[11:58] <kitchen> heh
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> can't afford to send her back when he does, this is her good bye trip
[11:59] <Tark-Work> well yeah, but gramma isn't dying
[11:59] <GerbilWrk> she hadn't seen her grandma in 10 years before our wedding
[11:59] <GerbilWrk> don't think she's gonna rush up there every year or two
[11:59] <Tark-Work> her parents aren't up there?
[11:59] <GerbilWrk> when we finally go back up there Logan will be older and it'll be a car t
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> her mom and half brother, but they are actually considering moving down h
[12:00] <Tark-Work> then there ya go
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> evidently the paper mill she works at pays pretty decent
[12:00] <Tark-Work> have her mom buy a car seat
[12:01] <GerbilWrk> pays decent enough to cover her bills, not much else :)
[12:01] <Tark-Work> that's not the last time wifey is gonna get together with her mom
[12:01] <GerbilWrk> plus, her mom has too much drama to rely on her to have a car seat waitin
[12:02] <Tark-Work> wow I love taking an ambien at work
[12:02] * Tark-Work shiver
[12:03] <Tark-Work> gonna stop at whataburger and the liquor store on my way home
[12:03] <Tark-Work> I wish I had an errand to send her on
[12:04] <Tark-Work> I gave one of my friends two nights in chicago and gas money both ways if
[12:04] <Tark-Work> cause it was cheaper than giving me the day off to go get it myself
[12:04] <kitchen> heh
[12:04] <kitchen> that's hilarious
[12:04] <Tark-Work> nsfw http://dailyhotties.net/corinna_2/001.jpg
[12:06] <Osman> :/
[12:06] <Osman> what does it redirect you to?
[12:06] <Osman> on the title said some shit about coupons.
[12:06] <Tark-Work> nsfw http://www.teamnude.com/twistys514/07.jpg
[12:07] <Rjx> http://skunk.pray.se/framsidan/1147679702_wii_carlton.gif
[12:07] <Osman> ffs, I shouldn't do looking at them on school compuers.
[12:07] <Osman> computers*
[12:07] <Osman> be*
[12:07] <kitchen> Osman: he IS saying nsfw
[12:07] <Osman> nsfw = ?
[12:07] <Tark-Work> not safe for work
[12:07] <kitchen> not safe for work
[12:07] <Tark-Work> jynx
[12:07] <Osman> ok
[12:07] <GerbilWrk> not safe for weasels
[12:08] * kitchen tosses Tark-Work a beer
[12:08] * GerbilWrk tosses kitchen a roofie
[12:08] <kitchen> *click*pssshhhhhhhhhh
[12:08] * kitchen chugs
[12:08] <Tark-Work> hey, let's play drink the beer! you go first!
[12:08] <Tark-Work> you win!
[12:08] <kitchen> what do I win?
[12:08] <Tark-Work> another beer!
[12:08] <kitchen> all right!
[12:08] <kitchen> I'm gonna go for a record
[12:09] <Tark-Work> I'm gonna get drunk tonight
[12:09] <kitchen> i haven't been drunk since christmas :(
[12:09] <Tark-Work> gotta buy a pint so I don't drink a litre
[12:09] <Tark-Work> I haven't been drunk since I got back from seattle on friday
[12:09] <Tark-Work> and that beer I had on Saturday is pretty strong but I wouldn't say I was
[12:09] <lude> I haven't been drunk since last night
[12:10] <Osman> I haven't been drunk since i was born.
[12:10] <kitchen> Osman: they don't sell malt liquor in your hood?
[12:10] <glen2> I haven't been drunk.
[12:10] <Osman> I don't live in the hood.
[12:10] <kitchen> oh
[12:10] <glen2> Wait, you were drunk when you were born?
[12:10] <kitchen> maybe that's why they don't sell malt liquor
[12:10] <kitchen> ;D
[12:10] <Osman> Canada doesn't have the projekts ~
[12:10] <Tark-Work> *THAT'S* a Wii?!
[12:10] <Tark-Work> HOLY SUCK
[12:11] <kitchen> Tark-Work: dude, from whta i've heard the gameplay is frickin awesome
[12:11] <Tark-Work> Canada has some project housing.
[12:11] <Osman> I just wanna play zelda
[12:11] <kitchen> and the new mario game for the wii looks fun as hell
[12:11] <Osman> and piss people off with super smash brothers.
[12:11] <kitchen> hehe
[12:11] <Tark-Work> at least they went back to the old controller design
[12:11] <kitchen> bust out some online mario kart
[12:11] <Osman> Ya
[12:11] <kitchen> i can't wait to pwn bitches online in mario kart
[12:11] <cadaver> cringe.
[12:11] <Osman> mario kart 64 pwned.
[12:11] <kitchen> haha
[12:11] <kitchen> cadaver pwns.
[12:12] <cadaver> cringe.
[12:12] <Osman> ;\
[12:12] <kitchen> Osman: only ops can say pwn
[12:12] <cadaver> cringe.
[12:12] <kitchen> ;)
[12:12] <Osman> gotcha
[12:12] <Osman> what other words can I not say?
[12:12] <kitchen> i don't think there are any other words that will autokick you
[12:13] <Osman> blah
[12:13] <jeek> Does it detect pwn tricks?
[12:13] <kitchen> oh, and only pull the !lude trigger when it's an emergency
[12:13] <Osman> what does it do?
[12:13] <lude> I will stab you in the fucking throat
[12:14] <kitchen> it pages lude
[12:14] <Osman> ;x
[12:14] <kitchen> and as you can see, he doesn't like it :)
[12:14] <Osman> I see no point in myself to be paging him.
[12:14] <kitchen> hehe
[12:14] <kitchen> just sayin ;)
[12:15] <swight> .w a1a 1r4
[12:15] <Tubbee> Saint Johns, Newfoundland (47.6°N/52.7°W, 140M); Last Updated: 4:30 PM NDT;
[12:15] <Osman> maybe when i pretend to be on drugs, maybe...
[12:15] <Tark-Work> ftw for teh win!
[12:15] <Osman> .w T0H 1W0
[12:15] <Tark-Work> I guess that's not banned :P
[12:15] <Tubbee> Grimshaw, Alberta (56.2°N/117.6°W, 571M); Last Updated: 1:00 PM MDT; Dew Poi
[12:15] <kitchen> Tark-Work: even if it was, the bot seems insanely lagged
[12:16] <Tark-Work> yeah swight, I thought Rjx was gonna put it on there
[12:16] <swight> yah, I'm surprised it isn't
[12:18] <The|Dude> w2
[12:18] <poopy> The|Dude temp 91.9F/33.3C; wind SSW 5.0mph/8.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[12:18] <Osman> sunset at 7:21?
[12:18] <Osman> where do you live?
[12:18] <The|Dude> Arizona
[12:19] <terminal> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4774429.stm
[12:19] <terminal> aha
[12:19] <Osman> ahh.
[12:19] <Osman> doesn't set until almost 10pm up north here.
[12:19] <The|Dude> lucky :(
[12:19] <Osman> Apparently from what I heard, in the summer it doesn't sunset till 12am.
[12:20] <acydlord> good afternoon geeks
[12:20] <csqrl> who is a solid artist here
[12:21] <csqrl> any medium
[12:21] <swight> ABC News has a very disturbing report today, at least for reporters and anyo
[12:21] <swight> On its blog, The Blotter, ABC News reports that a senior government source h
[12:21] <acydlord> i used to write and do photography
[12:22] <swight> that's fuckin rediculous
[12:22] <csqrl> ridiculous!
[12:22] <Wabbit98> I am a amatuer photograhper
[12:22] <acydlord> they should just let everyone in the united states throw a single stone at
[12:22] <Wabbit98> and I can not spell it seems
[12:22] <kitchen> I can write my name in snow with my urine
[12:23] <GerbilWrk> i am a sexual artist... that doesn't count though does it?
[12:24] * csqrl changes topic to 'artists interested in getting work featured msg csqrl | http://ti
[12:24] <csqrl> needs to be over 900px wide
[12:24] <GerbilWrk> damn :(
[12:24] <csqrl> any medium will do as long as it doesn't suck
[12:24] <Wabbit98> I wish I had a scanner
[12:25] <Wabbit98> one of my pics was the in California State Fair, junior division
[12:25] <kitchen> I wish I had art abilities
[12:25] <jestuh> swight link
[12:25] <GerbilWrk> I know a girl who's a good artist when it comes to horses
[12:27] <swight> http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/news_theswamp/2006/05/govt_source_tel.ht
[12:32] <issuez> w2
[12:32] <poopy> issuez temp 70F/21C; wind NE 15mph/24kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:44AM; S
[12:33] <issuez> sick
[12:33] <GerbilWrk> w2
[12:33] <poopy> GerbilWrk temp 84.0F/28.9C
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