Log for #geekissues on 2006-05-14


Session Start: Sun May 14 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <Twin`> but alot of artists slide in and out when it comes to electronic music
[00:00] <Ifrit> Twin`, i believe at least they are the very definition of ambient, or ambient
[00:00] <Twin`> it's just meant to be a general taste of the genre
[00:00] <Twin`> but i know how you feel
[00:00] <r3in> they shouldnt make a remake
[00:00] <Twin`> there are several genres in that guide that i disagree with the sample select
[00:00] <r3in> if anything they should take advent children and spirits within to games
[00:01] <Twin`> they need a remake of ff7.
[00:01] <Twin`> bad
[00:01] <Twin`> that game was so hindered by graphics it hurt
[00:01] <r3in> hindered by gfx?
[00:01] <Twin`> that and xenogears
[00:01] <r3in> ff7 gfx were great
[00:01] <Twin`> yea......no.
[00:01] <r3in> and, any true ff fan wouldnt care about gfx
[00:02] <r3in> i mean, ff6 was the best game
[00:02] <r3in> and it came out on snes
[00:02] <Ifrit> wow
[00:02] <Ifrit> apparently
[00:02] <Twin`> ff7 and ff were the only two out of the series that left me wanting more grap
[00:02] <Ifrit> experts call it "hardstyle"
[00:02] <Ifrit> when i call it "extremely crappy techno shit"
[00:03] <Ifrit> hmm, Astral Projection is in the Goa category at least
[00:05] <Ifrit> ugh, a crappy cover of Depeche Mode's Master and Servant met me on "coldwave"
[00:07] <Ifrit> the guy who wrote this guide was apparently extremely biased toward the crapp
[00:07] <Ifrit> he seems to exalt it
[00:08] <maru> I really hate statements like that
[00:08] <maru> "any true fan of <blank> wouldn't care about <obvious flaw of previou
[00:09] <Ifrit> heheh
[00:09] <Ifrit> me too
[00:09] <Twin`> there is a statement like that, then there is peoples taste in music just suc
[00:09] <Twin`> which Ishkur's does like 85% of the time
[00:10] <DigDug> if you ignore that crap, it's a pretty nice guide
[00:11] <Ifrit> ooh
[00:11] <Ifrit> Pet Shop Boys <3
[00:12] <DigDug> <3
[00:13] <maru> For those who waste time playing wow
[00:13] <Twin`> h2so4 is sulfuric or hydrochloric?
[00:13] <DigDug> blackspot shoes would be nice if they weren't made in a union shop and with
[00:13] <maru> blood elf dance is from Napoleon Dynamite
[00:13] <Twin`> wait
[00:13] <Twin`> i never said that
[00:13] <Ifrit> what is napoleon dynamite?
[00:13] <Twin`> jesus i am tired
[00:13] <Stereo``> what is vegetarian leather
[00:13] <maru> imdb napoleon dynamite
[00:13] <cadaver> - 1 result; http://imdb.com/title/tt0374900/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHB
[00:14] <Stereo``> is that like.. cotton
[00:14] <Twin`> plether
[00:14] <Twin`> +a
[00:15] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[00:18] <DigDug> fuck
[00:18] <DigDug> i just realized
[00:18] <DigDug> all these clarks shoes i bought
[00:18] <DigDug> "made in china"
[00:18] <DigDug> no wonder they seemed lower quality than before
[00:19] <daze> hey those chinese have fine craftsmanship!!
[00:20] <Twin`> it's not the workers it's the material
[00:21] <Stereo``> they keep all the good ones and send the bad stuff over here
[00:21] <Stereo``> for like 13 cents each
[00:25] <DigDug> they used to be made in england
[00:25] <DigDug> and portugal
[00:25] <DigDug> fuck
[00:25] <r3in> i bought a chinease carbine .177
[00:25] <r3in> chinese
[00:25] <r3in> it works great
[00:26] <r3in> though the lack of a saftey on an airrifle is suprising
[00:27] <Twin`> everyone knows true thugs don't use safteys
[00:27] <Twin`> or safties, whichever floats your boat
[00:28] <r3in> safties is a word?
[00:28] <Twin`> not sure
[00:29] <r3in> its not
[00:29] <r3in> No entry found for safties.
[00:29] <r3in> Did you mean safeties?
[00:29] <r3in> safe·ty Audio pronunciation of "safeties" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sft)
[00:29] <r3in> n. pl. safe·ties
[00:29] <Twin`> so i left out an e
[00:29] <Twin`> big whoop
[00:29] <Twin`> wanna fight about it?
[00:29] <var> if it is audiou pronunciation ties
[00:29] <var> then why is it tyes
[00:30] <var> when referring
[00:30] <var> to a necktie
[00:30] <Twin`> i before e except after c clearly does not work here.
[00:30] <Twin`> so i am at a loss
[00:30] <var> safety
[00:30] <var> safeties
[00:31] <var> i dunno to much whiskey to be pondering
[00:31] <Twin`> i guess because spelling it safetyes looks stupid
[00:31] <var> last spelling bee i won was 4th grade and that was over 20 yrs ago so hey im do
[00:32] <jmx> lol
[00:33] <jmx> i've never been in a spelling bee
[00:33] <var> district
[00:33] <var> champ
[00:33] <var> woop
[00:33] <var> haha
[00:34] <jmx> lol
[00:34] <r3in> so, its mothers day today
[00:34] <Twin`> oh shit
[00:34] <r3in> happy mothers day mom, btw, i dropped out of school again =/
[00:35] <Twin`> you don't drop daisy cutters like that the day of
[00:35] <Twin`> you do it the day after
[00:36] <Twin`> time to grab some sleep
[00:45] <acydlord> quiet in here
[00:48] <|silicon> rabbit hunting
[00:50] <acydlord> o.O
[00:51] <acydlord> i'll be hunting a rabbit in a few days, seen that nabaztag thing yet?
[00:53] <|silicon> nope
[00:54] <acydlord> it is quite the cool semi-pointless geek toy
[00:54] <acydlord> worth a googling though
[00:56] <maru> url nabaztag
[00:56] <cadaver> - "nabaztag": http://www.nabaztag.com/
[00:56] <acydlord> that works too
[00:59] <The|Dude> I bought 6 albums today :D
[01:01] * finn__ is now known as finn_
[01:03] <Ifrit> fuckhell
[01:03] <Ifrit> i finally found Squarepusher in this di.fm thing
[01:04] <Ifrit> along with Aphex :)
[01:04] <The|Dude> I love Squarepusher
[01:04] <Ifrit> me too
[01:04] <The|Dude> and I bought an Aphex album :D
[01:04] <The|Dude> drukqs because they didn't have anything else
[01:04] <The|Dude> but drukqs is really good so
[01:04] <daze> http://books.google.com/books?vid=ISBN9051990960&id=6pMNizbwRXMC&pg=PP14&lpg=P
[01:04] <daze> whats that?
[01:04] <Ifrit> there's still two artists/groups i miss in the di.fm thing though
[01:04] <Ifrit> Depeche Mode and L.E.D.
[01:04] <The|Dude> I wanted to get Hard Normal Daddy or Big Loada but they didn't have ANY Sq
[01:04] <The|Dude> :(
[01:05] <Ifrit> i just have one album myself
[01:05] <Ifrit> Go Plastic
[01:05] <The|Dude> right on
[01:06] <The|Dude> I almost bought an Autechre album but didn't because I already had $100 wo
[01:06] <The|Dude> I got a dollar off though, because of my moustache
[01:06] <The|Dude> its "Moustache May"
[01:06] <Ifrit> Greenways Trajectory is a marathon
[01:06] <Rjx> Moustache May?
[01:06] <Ifrit> there's this really ear-abrasive part, then this really boring part, and then
[01:06] <The|Dude> yeah
[01:07] <The|Dude> Ifrit: how do you feel about Venetian Snares?
[01:07] <Ifrit> never heard of
[01:07] <The|Dude> its breakcore
[01:08] <Ifrit> i don't know breakcore
[01:08] <Ifrit> i don't speak genre bullshit
[01:08] <The|Dude> really fast snare sounds
[01:08] <The|Dude> yeah I had to ask my friend what specifically it was
[01:08] <The|Dude> I just call it all electronic
[01:08] <ScumFrog> like machine gun fire
[01:08] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bcarlos%20meme%5Dthis%20is%20EB.JPG
[01:08] <Rjx> this guy is a competitor for the downs syndrome crown
[01:09] <Ifrit> the electronic music i listento, i call synth, d&b and ambient
[01:09] <DigDug> is sierra club worth my money?
[01:09] <acydlord> i got 2 dollars off when i bought the entire legend of zelda tv series tha
[01:10] <DigDug> for the record, venetian snares = awesome
[01:10] <The|Dude> yeah
[01:10] <acydlord> little late on that one thanks to getting distracted in my ftp
[01:10] <The|Dude> the first vsnares I listened to was Rossz Csillag Alatt Született
[01:10] <The|Dude> which is rad
[01:10] <DigDug> 'nit all
[01:10] <The|Dude> and then Winnipeg is a Frozen Shithole
[01:10] <Rjx> night
[01:10] <The|Dude> night
[01:12] <Ifrit> although, this di.fm guide calls my music experimental jungle and ambient psy
[01:12] <Ifrit> or something
[01:12] <finn_> "If diseases like AIDS and bird flu scare you" << they put the bird flu
[01:12] <finn_> morons
[01:12] <acydlord> lol
[01:12] <Rjx> yeah bird flu is a little more scary
[01:12] <DigDug> di.fm is nice
[01:12] <finn_> yeah, who cares about AIDS
[01:12] <Rjx> if it _does_ mutate
[01:12] <DigDug> somafm is better
[01:12] <acydlord> bird flu is about as scary as the y2k bug
[01:13] <The|Dude> is di.fm like last.fm?
[01:13] <finn_> it's the fucking birds that are gonna bring armageddon
[01:13] <Ifrit> i think i'll stick with calling the music by the artist names
[01:13] <Ifrit> The|Dude, no
[01:13] <Ifrit> http://www.di.fm/edmguide/edmguide.html
[01:13] <Ifrit> was what i was referring to
[01:14] <Ifrit> it's a good concept, but fucked up because it was made by one man
[01:14] <Ifrit> and he is extremely biased toward some of those countless genres
[01:14] <DigDug> lastfm > di.fm
[01:14] <Ifrit> inded
[01:14] <Ifrit> deed
[01:15] <acydlord> i guess increased spam is one of the many new 'features' in the most recen
[01:15] <Ifrit> well, i'd rather call it Depeche Mode, Prodigy, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, L.E
[01:16] <The|Dude> I'll stick with soma.fm for radio
[01:16] <Ifrit> than electronic psy ambient trip-house
[01:16] <The|Dude> cliqhop and dronezone
[01:16] <The|Dude> wheeee
[01:16] <Ifrit> or stuff
[01:16] <Ifrit> fuck genres
[01:16] <Rjx> !cc .fm
[01:16] <cadaver> .fm: Micronesia
[01:16] <Ifrit> when it comes to metal too
[01:17] <Ifrit> although, it can work the oppisite way too
[01:17] <Ifrit> it's not good to shove everything into a single genre
[01:17] <Rjx> Many resellers of Microsoft products have been receiving a special package from
[01:17] <The|Dude> anyway my friend who knows about this stuff says to get Venetian Snares -
[01:17] <The|Dude> for starters
[01:17] <The|Dude> I'll see if I can find a link
[01:18] <Stereo``> they're saying that microsof products are as useful as rocks?
[01:18] <Jimmothy> theyre playing near me soon aparantly
[01:18] <Jimmothy> ive never heard them
[01:18] <acydlord> funny part about microsoft sending people a rock
[01:19] <acydlord> it has the same functionality as windows
[01:19] <Ifrit> i'm going to the Ragnarock festival in Oslo in august
[01:20] <acydlord> o.O
[01:20] <The|Dude> Ifrit: oh, yeah, fuck metal genres
[01:20] <acydlord> the game, or the norse thing?
[01:20] <The|Dude> to me, its "metal"
[01:20] <The|Dude> except I dislike black metal
[01:20] <Rjx> i was contemplating compiling and installing the latest xorg-server package
[01:20] <Rjx> if it worked, i'd have working Xgl again
[01:20] <Rjx> if it didn't, i'd have to spend a few hours repairing my system
[01:21] <Rjx> and then i saw my picture of admiral ackbar
[01:21] <Rjx> and the choice was clear
[01:21] <finn_> is xgl being already being integrated into xorg?
[01:21] <Jimmothy> its ok, i installed freebsd 6 on an old machine for sshd
[01:22] <Jimmothy> sshd is harder when you notice no ethernet port
[01:22] <Rjx> finn: it sits on top of xorg
[01:22] <finn_> yeah, but isn't it supposed to be "a part" of xorg when it's stable enough?
[01:23] <The|Dude> Ifrit: http://69.64.49.238/%7Evsnares/Venetian%20Snares%20-%20Live%20at%20
[01:23] <The|Dude> its ~100mb
[01:23] <The|Dude> but it has most of his material all in one place
[01:23] <Rjx> i don't know, it isn't being written by the xorg folks
[01:23] <finn_> 4 minutes for 1 song :o
[01:23] <Rjx> it's a few people from SuSE i think
[01:24] <Rjx> there's an opengl accelerated xorg server called xegl
[01:24] <Rjx> which is actually part of the xorg project
[01:26] <Rjx> Early Saturday morning, in the darkest hours of the night, the Department of Ju
[01:27] <finn_> For practical reasons [1], a lot of work (bug closing etc) was done behind cl
[01:31] <Rjx> IT WAS not until midway through the live television interview that the BBC inte
[01:31] <Rjx> Not only that, but the stocky black man with the strong French accent bore litt
[01:31] <Rjx> The corporation\u2019s News 24 channel apologised to its viewers yesterday and
[01:31] <sxh> that news on the bbc rjx
[01:31] <sxh> i can't find it
[01:31] <Rjx> which one?
[01:32] <finn_> http://www.mysanantonio.com/global-includes/printstory.jsp?path=/news/metro/s
[01:32] <finn_> Doctors puzzled over bizarre infection surfacing in South Texas
[01:32] <sxh> one about m$ sending out rocks
[01:32] <Rjx> ah hold on
[01:33] <Rjx> http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31436
[01:33] <Rjx> it's the inquirer
[01:33] <Rjx> so make your own conclusions
[01:33] <Rjx> or draw
[01:33] <The|Dude> time for sleep!
[01:33] <The|Dude> night
[01:37] <acydlord> night
[01:38] <jmx> http://www.edmontonsun.com/News/Canada/2006/05/13/1577698-sun.html
[01:38] <sxh> those pics look authentic
[01:38] <sxh> kind of
[01:38] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[01:40] <jmx> http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/nation/14573174.htm
[01:41] <acydlord> rather random news day
[01:41] <DigDug> http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31436
[01:41] <jmx> .link http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3667212a4560,00.html Patient's fart i
[01:41] <poopy> jmx - http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3667212a4560,00.html - Patient's fa
[01:41] <DigDug> repasting because rjx's shit doesn't get index
[01:42] <DigDug> ed
[02:16] <sxh> anyone got a copy of super puzzle fighter 2x
[02:16] <sxh> for dreamcast
[02:16] <sxh> specifically eur-pf2x.006
[02:22] <acydlord> wow, super puzzle fighter
[02:22] <acydlord> thats oldschool
[02:27] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:51] <Melian> hi
[02:52] <live> still playin ggxx snow?
[02:55] <Melian> any DMs here?
[02:57] <Rjx> DM?
[02:57] <Melian> DungeonMaster
[02:59] <Zera> yo
[02:59] <Melian> ?
[02:59] <Melian> hi
[02:59] <Zera> whatcha needin?
[02:59] <Rjx> any perl folks here?
[03:00] <Melian> a DM to talk to, I have a group that driving my nuts
[03:00] <Zera> PM window ^
[03:01] <kitchen> Rjx: sup
[03:01] <Rjx> what's the best way to seperate source files
[03:01] <Rjx> rather than sticking all the code on just one script
[03:01] <kitchen> Rjx: are you trying to pull functions out to another file, or?
[03:01] <Rjx> i mean there doesn't seem to be an include() equivilent, as far as i can tell
[03:01] <Rjx> yeah
[03:02] <kitchen> just make a new file, like RJX.pm
[03:02] <kitchen> at the top put 'package RJX;
[03:02] <kitchen> then put all your functions
[03:02] <Rjx> ah ok, then i could just use RJX;?
[03:02] <kitchen> the problem though, is that you now have to call all of those with RJX::wha
[03:02] <kitchen> yea
[03:02] <Rjx> i also have an array filled with anonymous subs
[03:02] <kitchen> you can do some stuff in the .pm file to export the functions, but I'm not
[03:02] <Rjx> if that is moved into a .pm file
[03:03] <Rjx> would i have to do some crap to make it visible to the script
[03:03] <kitchen> yea
[03:03] <kitchen> I don't know exactly what though
[03:03] <Rjx> i'll poke about the documentation
[03:03] <Rjx> muchos gracias
[03:03] <kitchen> np
[03:16] <live> kitchen is good at computer things
[03:25] <Omi> If you're alive, raise your hand
[03:26] <Omi> Or if you're c-rOCK, keep your hands ABOVE the table.
[03:27] <daze> My hand wasn't in my pants!
[03:27] <Omi> I'm sure it wasn't.
[03:27] <Omi> Probably in someone elses though
[03:28] <Omi> But who am I to judge, eh?
[03:34] * acydlord falls out of chair
[03:35] <Omi> o.o?
[03:35] <acydlord> fell asleep at the keys =/
[03:35] <Omi> At an angle?
[03:36] <acydlord> i have a tendancy to lean back in my chair lol
[03:36] <Omi> Are you sitting on a stool?
[03:36] <acydlord> no, just a cheap non reclining chair
[03:36] <Rjx> it's too early for this gayness
[03:36] <Rjx> please keep the level down
[03:36] <Omi> The noise level?
[03:36] <Rjx> i really mean it fellas
[03:36] <Omi> Or the intelligence level?
[03:36] <bitrot> GARHGHH
[03:36] <Rjx> the gay level
[03:36] * bitrot tears his eyes out and throws it at Rjx
[03:36] <Omi> But dont you feel right at home?
[03:37] <bitrot> I WONT need THOSE anymore thank you very MuCH
[03:37] <Omi> Uh
[03:37] <Rjx> i installed this irssi script especially for you bitrot
[03:37] <Omi> Note to self: Check to see who's op before calling them gay
[03:37] <bitrot> Rjx: no you didn't you installed it because you're Gay.pl
[03:37] <Omi> Wow wtf, does everyone wake up at the same time or something?
[03:37] <bitrot> lol
[03:37] <bitrot> 'wake up'
[03:37] <bitrot> lol
[03:37] <bitrot> that's a good one
[03:37] <Omi> Alright let me rephrase
[03:38] <Omi> Does everyone fall out of their chair at the same time?
[03:38] <bitrot> mmm could be
[03:38] <Rjx> i've been up for 3 hours
[03:38] <Jimmothy> gay.pl any fun? i just used rainbow.pl
[03:38] <bitrot> samba is angering me
[03:38] <Omi> Or possibly just 'make their hands no longer occupied' at the same time
[03:38] <Rjx> samba angers everyone
[03:38] <Rjx> the dance and the service
[03:38] <bitrot> Jimmothy: google crack horn and I don't care.
[03:38] <Omi> I thought it was "google crack porn"
[03:38] <acydlord> maybe i cause a domino effect
[03:39] <bitrot> o right, muh bad no sleep -.-
[03:39] <Jimmothy> that didnt really make sense
[03:39] <Omi> Neither does this channel
[03:39] <Jimmothy> answer one thing at a time please its early
[03:39] * Rjx hacks the gibson and steals the garbage file
[03:39] <bitrot> lol
[03:39] <bitrot> I <3 you geeks
[03:39] <acydlord> oh dear
[03:40] <acydlord> rjx, were toy using your 14.4 modem?
[03:40] <Jimmothy> i love the presumption were all geeks
[03:40] <acydlord> wow, sylexia on the high seas
[03:40] <Rjx> i am a geek
[03:40] <Omi> We're on IRC
[03:40] <Omi> Thus - we're geeks :)
[03:40] <bitrot> dude i can't even get that, this is #geekissues.
[03:40] <acydlord> -toy +you ^
[03:40] <Rjx> the difference is that i'm not socially impaired
[03:40] <Omi> I'm socially deprived
[03:40] <Rjx> apart from during visitations by bats
[03:40] <Jimmothy> haha
[03:40] <acydlord> sweet, i even typo'd dyslexia
[03:41] <Jimmothy> i like to think im not that geeky
[03:41] <Omi> I sometimes like to dress up and RolePlay as a sheep.
[03:41] <acydlord> i carry my laptop and nokia 770 on me at all times
[03:41] <Omi> Its the farmers favorite game
[03:41] <acydlord> i'm not geeky at all
[03:41] <Rjx> i'm a geek when i'm at my computer, or in the company of other geeks
[03:41] <Rjx> otherwise not
[03:41] <Omi> Do you ever go outside?
[03:41] <Rjx> if you love somebody then set them on fire
[03:41] <Rjx> yeah
[03:42] <Jimmothy> i supose thats me too
[03:42] <acydlord> i have social skills atleast
[03:42] <Omi> So do I
[03:42] <Jimmothy> the fact im still dressed how i went out friday night suggests im not geek
[03:42] <Omi> My social skills usually consist of "FUCKING HACKER"
[03:42] <Jimmothy> i just smell
[03:42] <Rjx> i'm thinking of getting a classy pipe
[03:42] <acydlord> it is easy for a geek to have social skills
[03:42] <Omi> All you need is a mic
[03:43] <Rjx> i don't know about that acydlord
[03:43] <acydlord> just drop the engineering off of social engineering for a night
[03:43] <Jimmothy> yesterday i woke up as high as a lamppost
[03:43] <Rjx> i've been to a couple of LAN parties
[03:43] <bitrot> any of you geeks in here use Mac OS X?
[03:43] <Rjx> and several gaming sessions in the warwick university computing society
[03:43] <Omi> Jimmothy: I wasnt aware lampposts got high
[03:43] <Jimmothy> also very immature and making farting noise and saying pull my finger
[03:43] <Rjx> the entire collective had the same level of social functioning as one autistic
[03:43] <acydlord> i saw on thinkgeek that they have collectors card games for street fighter
[03:43] <Rjx> doesn't mean it wasn't fun to hang out with them though
[03:43] <Jimmothy> i woke up in a flat on the top floor staring at the back of a lamppost
[03:43] <Omi> Rjx: Skizophrenic autistic man?
[03:43] <acydlord> i guess its for those d&d nerds who refuse to game off of paper
[03:44] <Rjx> i should take this moment to mention what t-shirt i'm wearing;[
[03:44] <Rjx> url "jesus saves" syswear
[03:44] <cadaver> - ""jesus saves" syswear": http://www.syswear.com/view/tshirts?d=46
[03:44] <bitrot> I have a really anal question to ask about some behavior that samba preforms
[03:44] <Jimmothy> welcome to #samba-help
[03:44] <Omi> bitrot: Is the share male or female?
[03:44] <Rjx> because microsoft are fiercly homosexual
[03:44] <acydlord> it is because windows is a borked system and likes to cap things
[03:45] <Jimmothy> i need to set my hostname to weeaboo again
[03:45] <bitrot> Omi: I don't see what the shares sexual oreientation has to do with this.
[03:45] <Jimmothy> it current has none
[03:45] <Omi> bitrot: It doesnt. I'm just curious of what genders you like to mount
[03:45] <Jimmothy> awesome, there isnt a weeaboo.com
[03:45] <acydlord> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/steve_ballmer
[03:45] <bitrot> I mount Females mostly
[03:45] <Rjx> haha
[03:45] <Rjx> weeaboo.com
[03:45] <Jimmothy> i want it
[03:45] <Rjx> grab it immediately
[03:45] <Rjx> that'd be a great vhost
[03:45] <Jimmothy> i cant
[03:45] <bitrot> I own pengu.in
[03:45] <Jimmothy> i know
[03:45] <Rjx> did.someone.just.say.weeaboo.com
[03:46] <Jimmothy> infact i might ring my dad and ask him to buy it
[03:46] <bitrot> why can't you just buy it yourself?
[03:46] <Rjx> no cc?
[03:46] <Omi> no job?
[03:46] <Jimmothy> my new cc isnt here yet
[03:46] <Jimmothy> i have a job
[03:46] <Omi> ok
[03:46] <Omi> wtfs a job?
[03:46] <Jimmothy> its like the matrix
[03:46] <acydlord> yesterday i got depressed cause there was no geektoys.com
[03:46] <Jimmothy> but boringer
[03:46] <Rjx> i need to do something about my wallet
[03:47] <Rjx> looks suspicious to have a huge wad of dollars bills
[03:47] <Rjx> *dollar
[03:47] <Jimmothy> whats a good site to buy a url from?
[03:47] <Omi> Rjx: Like give it to me?
[03:47] <bitrot> I need to do something with these whack ass samba shares
[03:47] <acydlord> http://godaddy.com
[03:47] <Rjx> yeah godaddy are meant to be alright
[03:47] <Omi> http://zingbuyurlshere.no.trly
[03:47] <Rjx> i've used cheapdomaingroup.com for a few years
[03:47] <acydlord> i've been pimping the diggnation discounts on godaddy
[03:48] <Jimmothy> fuck you godaddy weeaboo isnt taken!
[03:48] <Jimmothy> url weeaboo.com
[03:48] <Rjx> might be registered but not in use
[03:48] <Jimmothy> yeah
[03:48] <acydlord> you can always backorder
[03:48] <Rjx> www.weeaboo.com is taken - WhoIs? www.weeaboo.net available www.weeaboo.o
[03:48] <Rjx> .net and .org are available, just not .com
[03:49] <Jimmothy> yeah
[03:49] <acydlord> just go edit some DNS tables
[03:49] <Jimmothy> godaddy has it
[03:49] <Rjx> !cc .oo
[03:49] <cadaver> .oo: None
[03:49] <Jimmothy> bastards
[03:49] <Jimmothy> haha
[03:49] <Jimmothy> weeab.oo
[03:49] <acydlord> lol
[03:50] <Rjx> i'm going to need suggestions for the name of a new cat
[03:50] <Rjx> looks like it is going to be male
[03:50] <Rjx> "colonel sanders" was shot down
[03:50] <Jimmothy> "hssssssssssss"
[03:50] <acydlord> use a name generator
[03:50] <Jimmothy> call it a typical dog name
[03:51] <Jimmothy> Rex
[03:51] <Omi> Call it Samson
[03:51] <Jimmothy> Rover
[03:51] <Omi> Ford?
[03:51] <Jimmothy> Ill Rip Your FUcken Leg OFf!
[03:51] <Omi> What one?
[03:51] <Omi> You have a choice of 3.
[03:51] <Rjx> he said leg
[03:51] <acydlord> name it edward barnaby silus the third
[03:51] <Rjx> not inches of your penis
[03:52] <Jimmothy> !oh
[03:52] <acydlord> or some similar drawn out name
[03:52] <Rjx> !oh
[03:52] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[03:52] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[03:52] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[03:52] <Omi> Rjx: How the hell did you work that one out?
[03:52] <Omi> Rjx: And just call your cat Satan
[03:52] <TMH_> rjx: catzilla
[03:52] <acydlord> lol
[03:52] <TMH_> I wanted to call my cat this
[03:52] <TMH_> my parents called her marigold ;[
[03:52] <acydlord> i named one of my cats napster
[03:53] <acydlord> mostly because it died after 2 days
[03:53] <acydlord> damn lazy cat
[03:53] <TMH_> hahaha :(
[03:53] <Rjx> catzilla is a no-go
[03:53] <Jimmothy> Roger Moore
[03:53] <Omi> they dont feed themselves ya know
[03:53] <acydlord> but apparently adoption agency cats come with a warraunty
[03:53] <Omi> unless theres like, something that does the thing that they need
[03:53] <Jimmothy> is it a fat cat?
[03:53] <Jimmothy> oh!
[03:53] <Jimmothy> Thundercat
[03:54] <Rjx> if it was we could call it amey
[03:54] <Omi> Supercat
[03:54] <Omi> Catman FTW!
[03:54] <acydlord> samurai pizza cat
[03:54] <TMH_> haha
[03:54] <Rjx> Catmandu
[03:54] <TMH_> catman
[03:54] <TMH_> legendary
[03:54] <Jimmothy> let it have kittens then start naming it after thundercats characters
[03:54] <Omi> Pussy McTwinkle
[03:54] <acydlord> lmao
[03:54] <acydlord> catass
[03:54] <Omi> Catnip
[03:55] <Kurin> I just finished a program that transforms words into otherwords a letter at a
[03:55] <Jimmothy> Lord Cuddle Bottoms
[03:55] <acydlord> spare parts for a violin
[03:55] <Kurin> This is undoubtedly the highlight of my programming career
[03:55] <Jimmothy> im sure thats a username on SA
[03:55] <Jimmothy> but it sounds good
[03:55] <Omi> KittyRapist
[03:55] <acydlord> ./dev/bin/cat
[03:56] <Omi> You can pronounce Rapist as "rap - ist" or "rape - ist", same thing really.
[03:56] <acydlord> c@
[03:57] <acydlord> gad damnit i have a peice of food stuck in my teeth
[03:57] <Omi> acydlord: very witty
[03:57] * acydlord uses a tanto as a tooth pick
[03:59] * Omi thinks everyone 'fell asleep' again
[03:59] <acydlord> i'm about to properly go to bed
[03:59] <Omi> Isnt it like, 6am?
[04:00] <acydlord> don't want my pseudo-girlfriend yelling at me again
[04:00] <acydlord> 4am here
[04:00] <Kurin> In case you were wondering:
[04:00] <Kurin> nigger -> bigger -> bagger -> barger -> barrer -> barrel ->
[04:00] <Zera> thats really indirect
[04:01] <Rjx> how does it determine the path?
[04:01] <Kurin> Dijkstra's shortest path algorithm
[04:02] <Rjx> interesting
[04:02] <Rjx> i've played around with levenshtein distance algorithms in the past
[04:02] <Rjx> that's pretty much as far as my experience goes in the area
[04:02] <sxh> dijkstra used to work at ut austin
[04:02] <sxh> the engineering elevators are haunted by his spirit
[04:02] <Omi> Rjx: So you just play with things?
[04:03] <Kurin> Yeah, these are just one-letter-off distances
[04:03] <Omi> its like
[04:03] <Kurin> If I tried to use more than one size of word I'd run out of RAM
[04:03] <Omi> shit -> ship -> shop -> shot
[04:03] <Omi> even though you can go shit -> shot, but who cares
[04:03] <Omi> Kurin: If you run out of ram, try a sheep.
[04:04] <Omi> anyway, off to eat. then clean.
[04:04] <Omi> well 'clean'
[04:04] <Omi> heh
[04:04] <Omi> later.
[04:04] <Kurin> apparently shit isn't in /usr/share/dict/words
[04:04] <acydlord> lol
[04:06] <acydlord> i think i need to cp /usr/bin/awake to /dev/null
[04:08] <acydlord> night night peoples
[04:11] <Kurin> Now I wish I could remember the reason I wrote this program
[04:11] <Kurin> I was trying to link two words
[04:11] <Kurin> But I forget what they were
[04:21] <Ifrit> Alert the internet!
[04:21] <Ifrit> someone is ddosing the matrix!
[04:21] <Kurin> again?
[04:21] <Ifrit> ;[
[04:21] <Rjx> architect forgot to upgrade apache
[04:25] <Cctoide> Maybe he was a nigerian spammer
[04:31] <Ifrit> the matrix is down ;[
[04:34] <Zera> brb
[04:50] <catnip> w2 huelva spain
[04:50] <poopy> catnip temp -/; wind -/Pressurekmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 7:20AMCEST; Sunset 9
[04:51] <catnip> w huelva spain
[04:51] <cadaver> Weather for Huelva, Spain [Temperature: -][Windchill: -][Humidity: ][Wind:
[04:51] <catnip> w2 huelva, spain
[04:51] <poopy> catnip temp -/; wind -/Pressurekmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 7:20AMCEST; Sunset 9
[04:54] <catnip> w2 barcelona, spain
[04:54] <poopy> catnip temp 62F/17C; wind NNW 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 6
[04:54] <catnip> w2 valência, spain
[04:55] <poopy> catnip more then one result
[04:55] <catnip> ack...
[04:58] <catnip> w2 buñol, spain
[04:58] <poopy> catnip location not found
[04:58] <ScmFrg`a> w2
[04:58] <poopy> ScmFrg`a temp 54F/12C; wind ESE 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Drizzle; Sunrise 5:11
[05:02] <Ifrit> calc 14.99 usd in nok
[05:02] <cadaver> - 14.99 U.S. dollars = 90.268034 Norwegian kroner
[05:35] <Kurin> olene -> olent -> glent -> gleet -> fleet -> fleer -> flyer
[05:35] <Kurin> I don't know what the fuck an olent is
[05:35] <Kurin> But there you go
[05:35] <Kurin> and while we're at it
[05:35] <Kurin> ircd -> irid -> arid -> aria -> akia -> akra -> aura ->
[05:42] <feniqs> okay....
[05:47] <sxh> hello frnds
[05:47] <sxh> my name is fulan al fulani
[05:55] <Jimmothy> we have no toilet roll
[05:55] <Jimmothy> and i need a shit
[05:56] <Jimmothy> might time to test normal tissues and babywipes on my ass
[06:14] <Tarkaan> baby wipes rule for your arse
[06:16] <daze> and your mouth
[06:19] <Tarkaan> oh by the way guyz, it's Mother's Day here in America.
[06:19] <Tarkaan> so I'm gonna go do all yr moms
[06:20] <daze> har har har
[06:20] <Tarkaan> timmo, how's yr mom?
[06:27] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:42] <Ifrit> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282
[07:16] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia san juan islands
[07:16] <cadaver> - "wikipedia san juan islands": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Juan_Islan
[07:58] <Ifrit> hooray
[07:58] <Ifrit> the matrix is back up
[07:58] <Ifrit> must have been patching
[07:58] <Tarkaan> fucking neo
[07:58] <The|Dude> did you ever listen to that venetian snares Ifrit ?
[07:59] <Ifrit> no?
[08:00] <Ifrit> The|Dude, no?
[08:03] <DigDug> i think i have found my match
[08:03] <DigDug> we postponed from 10 to 12
[08:04] <DigDug> and now to 1:30
[08:04] <DigDug> and it suits my plans perfectly
[08:04] <DigDug> <3
[08:05] <DigDug> also, i love now norton expects me to just drop everything and reboot every
[08:05] <DigDug> that's terrific, norton!
[08:08] * DigDug changes topic to 'CONGRATS JESTER!$%@$#%$@#% | way to miss tool, loser ;[ | www.ca
[08:15] <D1> http://www.blizzard.com/press/060509.shtml
[08:15] <D1> huuuuh?
[08:15] <D1> live action warcraft movie?
[08:15] <D1> how nerdy would that get
[08:16] <michael`_> http://photos-638.facebook.com/n28/242/32/32701654/n32701654_30133638_621
[08:16] <michael`_> my kitty decided to sit in a scrabble box
[08:17] <wind`> http://www.stuffonmycat.com/
[08:17] <D1> speaking of kitties, my vegan cousin decided to use my myspace profile to spread
[08:17] <D1> fucking asshole, I didn't need to see that.
[08:18] <wind`> i saw that video
[08:18] <jonathans> http://f5.putfile.com/5/13116382345.jpg
[08:18] <wind`> she's wearing some shoes with long heels
[08:20] <D1> I'd like to drop another atomic bomb on japan, home of the bukake!
[08:20] <Tarkaan> semen bomb
[08:21] <michael`_> has anyone ever read that book by thucydides
[08:21] <ohnedich> the japs are theyrselves finding theyr way to distruction
[08:21] <michael`_> the peloponnesian war
[08:21] <ohnedich> michael`_: what book ?
[08:21] <ohnedich> ah
[08:21] <ohnedich> not really
[08:21] <ohnedich> just resumes
[08:23] <DigDug> Did you mean: kittenstomp
[08:24] <jonathans> atomic semen clusterbomb
[08:26] <DigDug> on your face
[08:30] <csqrl> WHATS UR MYSPACE D!
[08:32] <DigDug> HI JOSH!!!!
[08:32] <DigDug> CAN I LEAVE U A COMMENT??
[08:32] <csqrl> D1*
[08:32] <csqrl> SHURE
[08:32] <DigDug> I WANT 2 TELL EVERY1 HOW CUTE U R LOLLLLL
[08:32] <csqrl> ^_^
[08:33] <DigDug> :DDD
[08:33] <csqrl> link me to you d1, we can be friends
[08:33] <Tarkaan> THX FOR THE ADD!!!!!!
[08:33] <csqrl> i was at this party last night
[08:33] <DigDug> hahaha
[08:33] <csqrl> everyone started talking about 'their myspace'
[08:33] <csqrl> and their myspace friends
[08:33] <csqrl> i got up and left without saying anything
[08:33] <Tarkaan> I totally missed the boat on the myspace thing
[08:34] <DigDug> yeah, you totally missed the retard boat
[08:34] <wasted`> when did myspace become "cool"? i missed it too -_-
[08:34] <DigDug> i used to have a placeholder account that i just used to look at other peopl
[08:34] <DigDug> aka stalk
[08:34] <Tarkaan> and all that lol roflmao shit .. I don't know how, but I never had that in
[08:34] <DigDug> and then people added me
[08:34] <DigDug> Tarkaan: lol
[08:35] <Tarkaan> DigDug: ROFL
[08:35] <DigDug> oh shit i have to go
[08:35] <DigDug> fucking internet
[08:35] <csqrl> yeah
[08:35] <csqrl> i signed up to stalk rg
[08:36] <jestuh> FINAL ROUNDS OF PACKING
[08:36] <csqrl> where are you going, mister graduate
[08:37] <swight> He's gonna go get himself some 40 year old pussy from Mrs Robinson
[08:38] <csqrl> haha
[08:38] <jestuh> ;x
[08:38] <jestuh> moving back to chicago today
[08:38] <csqrl> oh word
[08:38] <jestuh> gotta empty this apt
[08:39] <swight> oh, he's gonna get some Oprah pussy
[08:39] <D1> you can totally be my myspace cohort.
[08:45] <csqrl> i think rg's best friend and i are headed towards some awesome drama
[08:45] <DigDug> male or female best friend
[08:45] <csqrl> i spoke one line to her last night, in reply to something she said
[08:45] <DigDug> wait, why am i here
[08:45] <csqrl> female
[08:45] <csqrl> and she called me an asshole
[08:45] <csqrl> which is apparently way out of character for her
[08:45] <DigDug> well, you are one
[08:45] <DigDug> asshole
[08:46] <csqrl> yeah, i replied with 'yeah i am' and she left
[08:46] * jayme_ is now known as jayme
[08:46] <swight> <studio audience> ooooooooo
[08:46] <csqrl> then came back later and said she takes things personal and whatnot
[08:46] <csqrl> i just looked at her
[08:46] <csqrl> her boyfriend is a big dope, too
[08:46] <csqrl> there's going to be epic drama in the future, i can't wait
[08:46] <DigDug> i look forward to hearing about it
[08:46] <Twin`> video
[08:47] <Twin`> you need to hire a camera crew to watch you at all times.
[08:49] <csqrl> i would love to have a documentary crew
[08:49] <csqrl> but mostly i'd be sitting around naked, and that would make for poor tv
[08:49] <csqrl> or perhaps the best TV ever
[08:49] <csqrl> rr died, this i all typing into space. god damnit.
[08:49] <Twin`> nah
[08:49] <Twin`> you're still here
[08:50] <Tarkaan> dammit he would have confessed!
[08:50] <Rjx> i managed to fall down the stairs and set myself on fire today
[08:50] <Twin`> what.
[08:50] <Rjx> not at the same time
[08:50] <Rjx> they were about 2 hours apart
[08:51] <Kurin> FUCK
[08:51] <swight> go. back. to. bed.
[08:51] <Kurin> So I went to CVS after I accidentally did rm main.c instead of main.core righ
[08:51] <Kurin> now I just do cvs update instead of cvs ci
[08:51] <Twin`> i need to go to blockbusters or soemthing, cause i need another copy of ace c
[08:51] <Rjx> the sushi rolls turned out well
[08:52] <daze> made w/ what?
[08:52] <swight> wait, you set yourself on fire making raw fish?
[08:52] <Rjx> cooking the rice
[08:52] <Rjx> i didn't check that there was stuff on one of the other stoves
[08:53] <Rjx> and i accidentally ignited the gas under that one
[08:53] <Rjx> leading to an impressive display involving flaming breadrolls
[08:53] <swight> hahah awesome :)
[08:54] <Rjx> adding the actual fish/vegetable contents to the roll is the last step
[08:56] <jonathans> why would you ever call it main.core
[09:00] <jonathans> http://qdb.us/60024
[09:01] <bjornh> uhm
[09:03] <terminal> w kcgc
[09:03] <cadaver> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 12
[09:04] <dekkon> w2
[09:04] <poopy> dekkon temp 53.8F/12.1C; wind WSW 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Su
[09:05] <Rjx> <Rjx> when i grow up i want to be a caucascian stock art model
[09:06] <jonathans> i want to be a nose model
[09:06] <jonathans> or cheek
[09:07] <jonathans> or elbow, or something equally odd
[09:07] <jonathans> there is such a tiny market that i can edge out all of the competition
[09:07] <jonathans> and retire at a very young age
[09:08] <dekkon> ive always wanted to be apart of a mob
[09:14] <jonathans> well technically you are
[09:14] <jonathans> you're armed, and every aspect of your management is politics
[09:14] <jonathans> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/hungry_hungry_hamster.jpg
[09:14] <|silicon> awww
[09:15] <jonathans> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/
[09:16] <jonathans> http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/noodle_attacking_my_bathro
[09:18] <jonathans> the unusual animals set is great
[09:18] <jonathans> there's a pen full of pandas
[09:21] <swight> pen full of pandas? preposterous!
[09:22] <swight> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/hungry_hungry_hamster.jpg
[09:22] <timmo> working sundays throws my whole schedule off
[09:23] <timmo> im used to coming home and no one being here
[09:23] <timmo> and now not only am i coming home and people are here
[09:23] <timmo> but its mothers day
[09:23] <swight> I bet it caused quite the whisper when you started masturbating in the middl
[09:24] <timmo> nah i knew it wasnt tuesday
[09:25] <swight> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/beth_david_bradley.jpg
[09:26] <jonathans> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/04/lets_get_friday.html
[09:28] <swight> hahah that poor animal
[09:29] <swight> http://www.popculturereview.com/2006/05/computer-power-user.html
[09:29] <swight> not that wireless power isn't impossible... but I don't think I'd want it in
[09:30] <Twin`> shit
[09:30] <Twin`> i found a 10 sided die outside
[09:31] <swight> how nerd infested is your neighborhood that you can find discarded 10 sided
[09:32] <eltopo> wireless power, eh?
[09:32] <jonathans> wireless power.
[09:32] <jonathans> tesla invented that already
[09:32] <|silicon> WIRELESS POWER BROTHERS
[09:32] <eltopo> yeah.
[09:32] <|silicon> WE MUST KILL ALL THE EVIL CAT5
[09:32] <swight> its possible, microwave transmission, or you could probably do it with a las
[09:32] <|silicon> FOR THE PURITY OF THE WIRELESS RACE!
[09:32] <Twin`> yes but see
[09:32] <jonathans> actually, he just used the earth
[09:33] <Twin`> the issue with a microwave transmission
[09:33] <eltopo> one way would be to have a large magnetic coil in your basement
[09:33] <Twin`> is that everything in between point a and point be
[09:33] <Twin`> -e
[09:33] <swight> If laser works, I'd prefer that
[09:33] <Twin`> will get fucked up
[09:33] <swight> yup, you need clear line of site 100% of the time
[09:33] <jonathans> sight
[09:33] <swight> sight
[09:33] <jonathans> swight
[09:33] <swight> swight sight
[09:34] <jonathans> s'right.
[09:34] <swight> s'ok
[09:35] <jestuh> ok time for last hiking down here before i come back and shut off computer
[09:35] <swight> take some good pics
[09:35] <Tarkaan> haha nice comment on that article .. "Your blog sucks."
[09:41] <D1> w00t ubuntu+xgl = ownage
[09:41] <D1> but it makes me dizzy
[09:42] <slackR> ok... I'm spending too much time on this cute overload thing
[09:42] <Rjx> D1: i got that initially
[09:43] <Rjx> some dizziness/nausea on the first couple of days of using it
[09:43] <slackR> xgl is nice
[09:43] <Rjx> went away after that
[09:43] <Twin`> dizziness?
[09:43] <Twin`> wtf
[09:43] <Rjx> ?
[09:43] <Twin`> why would it cause that?
[09:43] <slackR> someone needs to port enlightenment to xgl
[09:43] <Rjx> thet motion is extremely realistic
[09:43] <Rjx> *the
[09:44] <Rjx> remember how the blair witch project made a lot of people suffer motion sicknes
[09:44] <Twin`> no, actually.
[09:44] <Twin`> but then again
[09:44] <Twin`> i didn't follow that movie at all
[09:44] <Rjx> same thing has happened with one or two FPS games
[09:45] <Twin`> i might have to check it out some day
[09:45] <D1> gay! it just crashed. ;[
[09:45] <Twin`> speaking of OSes
[09:45] <Twin`> i found my win2k cd
[09:46] <Twin`> in addition to the Win98 cd i used to install it once upon a time
[09:46] <slackR> LOL I still have a win95 org CD
[09:49] <Tarkaan> ok, let's say you're going on vacation this summer. The price of gas has g
[09:49] <Tarkaan> you're going to get in the car, drive to a hotel, stay there for a week, ea
[09:49] <haxort0sh> http://www.google.com/trends?q=george+bush%2C+britney+spears&ctab=0&geo=a
[09:50] <Tarkaan> and you're going to be driving 600 miles to your destination.
[09:50] <Tarkaan> 600 / 20 = 30 gallons of gas
[09:50] <Tarkaan> if your car gets 20mpg.
[09:50] <haxort0sh> best one yet: http://www.google.com/trends?q=Porn%2C+The+Bible%2C+God%2C+
[09:50] <Tarkaan> and the man on the street goes "yeah, the high gas prices are going to make
[09:52] <The|Dude> haha
[09:53] <The|Dude> 600 / 45 = 13.3
[09:53] <The|Dude> 1 and a half tanks XD
[09:55] <Twin`> tark
[09:55] <Twin`> what are you getting at
[09:56] <The|Dude> I think he's saying that people are over-reacting
[10:00] <sqlr> Rjx : doom also used to give ppl motion sickness at first
[10:00] <sqlr> iirc
[10:00] <swight> yup
[10:00] <swight> fuck wolfenstein could almost do it when I first started playing
[10:01] <sqlr> di your weapon sway in wolf3d ?
[10:01] <sqlr> i cant remmember
[10:02] <sqlr> but apperantly thats what made ppl; sick in doom
[10:02] <Twin`> a bobbing weapon?
[10:02] <swight> although I find myself particularly suseptible to motion capture. (ie lookin
[10:02] <sqlr> yeah, uh that
[10:02] <Twin`> i'm not saying i doubt it
[10:02] <sqlr> o i see
[10:02] <Twin`> but that's one of the stupider things i've heard
[10:03] <sqlr> it never happend to me though
[10:03] <sqlr> but they bitch about it quite a bit in the doom faq
[10:03] <sqlr> and how to prevent it and some such bullshit
[10:04] <sqlr> heh
[10:04] <Twin`> i wonder if the the people that bitched ever played battlefield
[10:04] <sqlr> did any1 of you ever do the three monitor setup on doom ?
[10:04] <sqlr> doom1 that is
[10:05] <The|Dude> huh, I never got motion sickness from any game
[10:05] <The|Dude> reading in the car on the other hand
[10:05] <The|Dude> kills me
[10:05] <sqlr> yeah, thats bad
[10:05] <Twin`> if i'd think any game to induce motion sickness
[10:05] <Twin`> it'd be battlefield
[10:06] <sqlr> sitting in the back seat asswell X (
[10:06] <swight> you know what would be a neat feature for cutting and pasting? Making it st
[10:06] <csqrl> zoot
[10:06] <Tarkaan> yes, people are overreacting.
[10:07] <sqlr> swight: i always wanted to make something like that
[10:07] <The|Dude> I personally drive exactly the same now as I did when gas was 2 dollars
[10:07] <Rjx> haha this star trek ep is great
[10:07] <sqlr> but never got round to it
[10:07] <Rjx> the enterprise gets infected by some alien program
[10:07] <Rjx> so they shut down the ship
[10:07] <Rjx> and start it up again
[10:07] <swight> Reboot!
[10:07] <csqrl> reboot
[10:07] <Rjx> even 300 years in the future
[10:08] * Twin` double clicks his icon
[10:08] <Rjx> rebooting is still the way to fix shit
[10:08] <swight> its an MS Lcars
[10:08] <sqlr> lol
[10:09] <Twin`> damn, it creeps me out when i download something and max out my available ban
[10:09] <Twin`> because it almost never happens anymore
[10:09] <Tarkaan> haha leet. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.. They jettison the anim
[10:10] <swight> It creeps you out?
[10:10] <The|Dude> Twin`: what's your bandwidth?
[10:10] <Twin`> something like 5 mbit
[10:11] <The|Dude> pft, that's easy to max :D
[10:11] <sqlr> fck!
[10:11] <swight> wish I could get creeped out more often
[10:11] <sqlr> thats nice
[10:11] <Twin`> depends on what rain gods i pray to
[10:11] <Twin`> and how long my ceremonial dance lasts
[10:11] <Twin`> yes. it is easy
[10:11] <Twin`> but it doesn't happen is what i am saying
[10:12] <Tarkaan> haha they jettison the animals and all I'm thinking is, if I did that, all
[10:12] <swight> I dreamt last night that someone kidnapped me and my buddy for forced labor
[10:13] <Tarkaan> that's funnay
[10:13] <Tarkaan> like sailors back in the 1600s
[10:13] <sqlr> hehe
[10:13] <Twin`> i'm sure they just walked back to the dock
[10:15] <sqlr> but didn't that do that shit in like england or something way back ? pick up t
[10:16] <Tarkaan> that's the story anyway
[10:16] <sqlr> i could swear they did that in some movie aswell
[10:16] <sqlr> maybe 'twas oliver twist or something
[10:17] <sqlr> cant remmember anyway
[10:17] <Tarkaan> I wanna watch Van Helsing, but that movis sucks SO FUCKING HARD I can't sta
[10:17] <Tarkaan> oh kickass, Armageddon is on in an hour
[10:18] <sqlr> fuck, the last movie i went to see on the big screen was the first matrix movi
[10:18] <Tarkaan> man I wanted to blow a load in Liv Tyler's hair back then
[10:18] <wasted`> the only reason for watching van helsing would be kate beckinsale
[10:18] <wasted`> but even then you could watch underworld
[10:19] <wasted`> which is also a way better movie
[10:19] <wasted`> and there are more shots of her ass in leather ;(
[10:19] <sqlr> or uw2
[10:19] <Tarkaan> I saw all three LOTR and all three Matrix, can't remember what order. Used
[10:19] <wasted`> yea
[10:19] <Rjx> Tarkaan
[10:19] <Tarkaan> Rjx
[10:19] <Rjx> i think you've made a sexual comment about every single female actor mentioned
[10:19] <Tarkaan> <3
[10:19] <Tarkaan> oh :(
[10:19] <Tarkaan> not about tubgirl
[10:20] <Rjx> you need 10ccs of sexoridol
[10:20] <Rjx> STAT
[10:20] <Twin`> tubgirl isn't an actor though.
[10:20] <Tarkaan> yeah that's true
[10:20] <wasted`> who knows
[10:20] <Tarkaan> I was actually just about to say I could jerk it to kate beckinsale too
[10:20] <Thuryn> tubgirl is wearing a dental dam
[10:21] <Tarkaan> you know what, I never looked that closely.
[10:23] <Tarkaan> I'd like to plug Mary Kate Olsen too, but I might go all the way through he
[10:23] <wasted`> you could keep her in your basement for a few month and feed her
[10:23] <sqlr> wtf is tubgirl?
[10:24] <Thuryn> if you don't know, you don't *want* to know
[10:24] <Tarkaan> yeah
[10:24] <Tarkaan> just don't
[10:24] <Twin`> nah
[10:24] <Twin`> he has to know
[10:24] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia shock site
[10:24] <cadaver> - "wikipedia shock site": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx
[10:24] <Twin`> no no
[10:24] <Twin`> he has to see it
[10:24] <Tarkaan> it's mentioned in there
[10:25] * Twin` hooks him up with a link
[10:25] <sqlr> oh fuck
[10:25] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:25] <Twin`> it puts hair on your chest and your lunch on the floor
[10:26] <Tarkaan> I remember the first time I showed a buddy meatspin
[10:26] <Tarkaan> and he got all pissed
[10:27] <Tarkaan> "you know how I hate that chicks with dicks shit" "that was two guys" "AN
[10:27] <Twin`> it was a dick chick.
[10:27] <Tarkaan> oh
[10:27] <Tarkaan> I didn't look that closely
[10:28] <sqlr> omgwtf !!!!!
[10:28] <sqlr> eh
[10:28] <Twin`> tark: i have an immunity to most shock sites, meat spin is pretty low on the
[10:28] <Tarkaan> how is that a dick chick?
[10:29] <sqlr> how the fuck do you get orange/yellow fucking fountain out your arse ? ?
[10:29] <Twin`> a) no man has legs that hairless and smooth
[10:29] <Tarkaan> fag
[10:29] <Twin`> b) how many men, even gay, have a thong tan line.
[10:29] <Tarkaan> and the tan line
[10:29] <Tarkaan> heh
[10:29] <haxort0sh> that's liquid poo i think sqlr
[10:30] <sqlr> it looks like fucking creamed corn or something
[10:30] <Twin`> sqlr: have you never had diarreah?
[10:30] <Tarkaan> "pre-op or post-op?" "pre-op." "whoa, transsexual, back off"
[10:30] <sqlr> not like that
[10:30] <haxort0sh> you know i noticed she's wearing stockings or something
[10:30] <sqlr> i wonder how much they pay for that kind of shit ?
[10:31] <sqlr> but then again, someone who eats shit for a living can't have to high rates
[10:31] <|silicon> www.uberg33k.com/files/op.avi
[10:32] <sqlr> jeezus, ever try to do apt-get kubuntu-desktop on a 56K ?
[10:33] <sqlr> fuck, its been 3 days !!
[10:34] <var> w 63122
[10:34] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 12:
[10:34] * haxort0sh hands sqlr a DS3 line
[10:35] <Tarkaan> heh silly
[10:35] <Twin`> hm
[10:35] <Twin`> for some reason
[10:35] <Twin`> clicking options in a hl1 game crashes it.
[10:36] <sqlr> some one ever play nwn on linux native ?
[10:40] <Catcher> Tarkaan: sup
[10:41] <Badtzmaru> wtf is wrong with people rolling over for blatantly illegal shit
[10:41] <Badtzmaru> I hate this country
[10:41] <The|Dude> ?
[10:41] * Badtzmaru is pissed off over this phone records hting
[10:41] <The|Dude> ah
[10:41] <Badtzmaru> who is gonna go after the telcos dammit
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> then the gov will just pull the "in the interests of security" card
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> Id like to personally stab every idiot who voted for bush
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> meh
[10:42] <Thuryn> badtz
[10:42] <daze> http://www.explosm.net/movies/124/
[10:42] <Thuryn> if it makes you feel any better
[10:42] <Thuryn> i voted for kerry
[10:42] <Badtzmaru> I doubt anything you say will make me feel bettr, no worries
[10:43] <Rjx> it has taken far too long for anyone to raise a fuss about any of the gross ove
[10:43] <Badtzmaru> no it hasnt
[10:43] <Rjx> or at least, for enough people
[10:43] <Badtzmaru> people have been doing it for YEARS
[10:43] <Rjx> only the core who follow politics
[10:44] <Rjx> and that's not a big percentage of voters
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> stupid clueless lazy americans just get glassy eyed and mumble something
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> how many phone calls do you REALLY think perrorists are gonna make into t
[10:44] <daze> a lot
[10:44] <Rjx> did you see that the US stepped on the EFF lawsuit?
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> even the mob finally got smart enough to get off the fucking phones
[10:44] <Rjx> er
[10:44] <Rjx> the government
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> they are trying, yes
[10:44] <Rjx> also yeah
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> so my data, my phone calls
[10:44] <Badtzmaru> sure, just fucking take em
[10:45] <Badtzmaru> I HATE YOU AMERICA
[10:45] <The|Dude> yay the flowers got delivered to my mom :)
[10:45] <Rjx> racial profiling has been a primary approach to identifying suspects
[10:45] <Rjx> clearly inefficient
[10:45] <Rjx> phones as you've said will be far too insecure for such a high risk group
[10:45] <Tarkaan> Badtzmaru, why do you hate freedom?
[10:45] <Badtzmaru> lets not get into the stupidity of no fly lists, which tagged a US senato
[10:45] <Thuryn> there are two possible outcomes
[10:45] <Badtzmaru> if he cant fly, how the hell can he be a senator
[10:46] <Badtzmaru> Tarkaan: freedom?
[10:46] <Thuryn> 1) the US will figure itself out
[10:46] <Thuryn> 2) the US will fall apart
[10:46] <Badtzmaru> what the fuck does breaking the law have to do with freedom?
[10:46] <Rjx> it seems the clear message here is that the militant groups are far smarter tha
[10:46] * Cctoide_ is now known as Cctoide
[10:46] <The|Dude> not only smarter
[10:46] <Badtzmaru> what I also love is the loose allusion to attacks on US soil having been
[10:46] <The|Dude> but much smaller and change much more easily
[10:46] <Rjx> questioning the law is unpatriotic!
[10:46] <Badtzmaru> ok.. more information please
[10:46] <The|Dude> they can adapt many times faster than the US
[10:47] <Rjx> this is the same way dictators have seized power in the past
[10:47] <Rjx> national crisis
[10:47] <daze> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4829770007397391351
[10:47] <Rjx> allows you to assume emergency powers
[10:47] <Tarkaan> if you question george bush, you hate freedom.
[10:47] <Rjx> if you scare the population enough, they'll roll over and give up any freedoms
[10:48] <Rjx> in the hope that you'll keep them safe
[10:48] <Tarkaan> anyone who speaks out the government is a terrorist
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> and I love how they arent denying doign something illegal
[10:48] <Cctoide> Am I just dumb or is the Inkscape UI crap?
[10:48] <Cctoide> Or non-intuitive, at least
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> they are just saying 'it was neccasary"
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> shit
[10:48] <Rjx> haha yeah
[10:48] <Badtzmaru> its neccasary for me to take a million dollars from that bank!
[10:49] <Rjx> it was in the interest of national security
[10:49] <Rjx> and if you want to see proof
[10:49] <Rjx> you can't
[10:49] <Rjx> because that'd endanger national security
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> but anyone who needs to know has been briefed!
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> which means no one
[10:49] <Rjx> which means karl rove
[10:49] * Badtzmaru moves
[10:49] <Badtzmaru> fuck this
[10:50] <Badtzmaru> when it falls apart (or doesnt and just starts sucking) I am starting to
[10:50] <The|Dude> http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/ \m/
[10:51] <Tarkaan> if you can't be free in america, you might as well be not free somewhere el
[10:51] <sqlr> if you question george bush, you hate freedom . if you question chuck norris,
[10:51] <sqlr> he'll make a great dictator
[10:52] <sqlr> how is it possible to be free in america ?
[10:53] <Thuryn> sqlr, same as anywhere else:
[10:53] <sqlr> the only place you be free is in one of the artics or something, free to fuck
[10:53] <Thuryn> 1) have enough money
[10:53] <Thuryn> 2) know some people
[10:53] <Thuryn> 3) stay under the radar
[10:54] <sqlr> ok
[10:55] <sqlr> but freedom is a fallacy, and an overrated one at that anyway
[10:55] <timmo> kind of like your wife
[10:55] <sqlr> but the cash part wil go a long way though :)
[10:55] <Tarkaan> I can't raise taxes
[10:55] <Tarkaan> and timmo, remember, it's mother's day
[10:55] <sqlr> beh
[10:56] <timmo> tarkaan: i know, and how is your mother?
[10:56] <Tarkaan> she's doing very well
[10:56] <Thuryn> i know
[10:56] <timmo> [11:50] [Badtzmaru] when it falls apart (or doesnt and just starts sucking) I
[10:56] <timmo> you have an out
[10:57] <timmo> your woman is british
[10:59] <Catcher> hey Tarkaan did ya need me? ;[
[10:59] <timmo> w00t
[10:59] <timmo> new rise against album
[10:59] <Sicki> cool
[10:59] <Catcher> what is the grats for in the topic for jestuh?
[11:01] <timmo> he graduated
[11:03] <Catcher> oh, nice
[11:03] <The|Dude> timmo: rise against has a new album out?
[11:03] <The|Dude> or comign out?
[11:04] <timmo> ya
[11:04] <timmo> called
[11:04] <timmo> "the sufferer and the witness"
[11:04] <timmo> i dont think its mastered
[11:05] <timmo> rise_against-the_sufferer_and_the_witness-(unmastered_advance)-2006
[11:05] <timmo> it sounds good though
[11:05] <timmo> better than their last imo
[11:06] <The|Dude> cool
[11:08] <var> w 63122
[11:08] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 1:0
[11:10] <|silicon> .w 46032
[11:10] <Tubbee> Carmel, IN (40.0°N/86.2°W, 252M); Last Updated: 2:06 PM EDT; Dew Point: 42°F
[11:13] <live> w 60565
[11:13] <cadaver> Weather for Naperville, Illinois (60565) Conditions & - Updated at 1:13
[11:13] <live> its been raining for more than a week, can it stop now
[11:14] <coke`> i accedently added a link to Block images from ....
[11:14] <coke`> in Firefox
[11:14] <coke`> anyone know how to remove it?
[11:14] * coke` is now known as Gusano`
[11:17] <daze> http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/swf/blueangels/blueangels.swf
[11:17] <daze> badass vids
[11:18] <swight> Is it playing Highway to the Danger Zone in the background?
[11:18] <Twin`> no
[11:18] <Twin`> but it needs to
[11:19] <swight> hahaha his face when they take off
[11:19] <Twin`> play the second one
[11:19] <Twin`> it looks like someone is killing him
[11:20] <swight> hahah
[11:20] <Twin`> i need into one of these jets now
[11:20] <swight> annnnd gone again
[11:21] <Twin`> i want to know wether it's really that bad
[11:21] <Twin`> or if he's just a pussy
[11:21] <The|Dude> haha he passed out again
[11:21] <daze> im pretty sure 7 g's take some getting used to
[11:21] <The|Dude> for sure
[11:21] <The|Dude> but he looks so funny when he passes out
[11:22] <Twin`> which is why i said daze
[11:22] <Twin`> i need into one of these planes
[11:22] <Catcher> w2 77515
[11:22] <poopy> Catcher temp 85F/29C; wind SSE 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise
[11:22] <Catcher> yay, we have 3 weather bots
[11:24] <sxh> haha
[11:24] <sxh> i'm checking out the style channel
[11:24] <Catcher> how is it
[11:25] <ohnedich> w2
[11:25] <poopy> ohnedich temp 75F/24C; wind Variable 2mph/4kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:4
[11:29] <Gusano`> http://www.break.com/movies/autisticbball.html
[11:29] <Gusano`> ::sniff::
[11:30] <swight> Roger Ebert was interviewed for the CBC about Snakes on a Plane. He clearly
[11:33] <terminal> rofl clint eastwood getting in a fight by an orangutan
[11:33] <terminal> s/by/with
[11:33] <|silicon> are you watching cannon ball run
[11:33] <|silicon> ?
[11:34] <terminal> no, every which way but loose
[11:34] <|silicon> ah
[11:34] <swight> SOMEHOW You mixed up Burt Rynolds with Clint Eastwood...
[11:35] <|silicon> well, in cannon ball run
[11:35] <|silicon> there's a orangutan
[11:35] <|silicon> in my defense
[11:36] <swight> Late 70s and early 80s they were common props for a while
[11:36] <Catcher> they needed the monkey love
[11:36] * |silicon is annoying his neighbors with: Van Halen - Hot for Teacher.mp3 @ 160kbps - 4:44
[11:36] <Catcher> haha |silicon great song
[11:37] <Catcher> my dad used to call me waldo all the time, and one day he told me why
[11:37] <Catcher> he said it was because on the music video for "hot for teacher", there was
[11:37] <swight> I love this BBC Docudramas
[11:38] <swight> s/this/these
[11:38] <|silicon> yeah, he got all the girls in his 30's
[11:38] <|silicon> cause he was worth $$$
[11:38] <Catcher> in the beginning of the video, he's all wearing glasses and suspenders and
[11:38] <Catcher> and at the end of the song, when they go "OH MY GOD" its cause waldo is dri
[11:39] <Tarkaan> Catcher, no, my nickcomplete mistook you for catnip :(
[11:40] <Catcher> oh
[11:40] <Catcher> i'm more popular is why :(
[11:40] <Tarkaan> I just got off the phone with my mom.
[11:40] <Tarkaan> she's doing well
[11:40] <Catcher> yeah i know
[11:40] <Catcher> i mean
[11:40] <Catcher> thats good
[11:40] <Tarkaan> heh
[11:40] <Tarkaan> you didn't call your mom?
[11:40] <Catcher> had to throw that in ;[
[11:41] <Tarkaan> it's mother's day
[11:41] <Tarkaan> time to rank on everyone's mom
[11:41] <Catcher> my moms doing good, she went to dallas to watch the houston soccer team
[11:41] <Tarkaan> FC Dallas
[11:41] <Catcher> yeah
[11:41] <Catcher> who won last night?
[11:41] <Tarkaan> their stadium isn't far from me
[11:41] <Tarkaan> I do not know
[11:41] <Catcher> thats cool
[11:41] <Catcher> she said they will be back sometime tonight
[11:42] <Tarkaan> <-- never was a big soccer guy
[11:42] <Catcher> i didn't get in touch with any of my grandmothers though...
[11:42] <Catcher> yeah i never was either
[11:42] <Tarkaan> I call my mom to make sure she's still alive
[11:42] <Tarkaan> she'll go a month without leaving the house
[11:42] <Catcher> my mom/stepdad/sister/half brother all got into it though
[11:42] <swight> I bought Ma flowers
[11:42] <Tarkaan> if she needs shit off the internets she has me order it
[11:42] <Catcher> haha cool
[11:42] <|silicon> I am not your carpet ride
[11:42] <|silicon> I am the sky
[11:43] <|silicon> friends and liars
[11:43] <|silicon> gone away from me
[11:43] <Catcher> fuck your sky, nigger
[11:43] <Catcher> ;[
[11:43] <Tarkaan> OMG NIGGER :(
[11:43] <Catcher> what poem is that from
[11:44] <Tarkaan> audioslave
[11:44] <Tarkaan> something hershey highway
[11:44] <Tarkaan> I am the hershey highway
[11:44] <dekkon> does anyone have a movie called "The Thief and the Cobbler"?
[11:44] <The|Dude> i think the first tow lines are from an Aduislave song and I'm ashamed to
[11:45] <The|Dude> yay massivbe lag
[11:45] <The|Dude> and spelling too
[11:45] <The|Dude> jesus
[11:46] <Tarkaan> haha Armageddon.. "Am I wearing a sign that says Carl's Slave?" "GO GET MY
[11:46] <|silicon> pearls and swine bereft of me
[11:46] <Catcher> nope sorry dekkon
[11:47] <dekkon> :[
[11:47] <swight> Torrential rain forced hundreds of people from their homes in New Hampshire
[11:47] <swight> holy crap, they are having a time there
[11:47] <|silicon> wow
[11:47] <sqlr> time to get ur surf board out
[11:47] <|silicon> I was just saying to my roommate
[11:48] <|silicon> how I've NEVER seen it this cold in May
[11:48] <Tarkaan> I love the "What will you be doing when the world ends" scenes at the begin
[11:48] <dekkon> global warming
[11:48] <|silicon> THE SKY IS FALLING!
[11:48] <sqlr> by toutatis !
[11:49] <Tarkaan> "You can't marry auqaman! You're from two different worlds! ...I've...was
[11:49] <dekkon> can anyone get to isohunt
[11:50] <|silicon> damn long ears trying to steal easter away from jesus
[11:50] <Tarkaan> hahaa now I see why they put this film on hold after 9/11.. people falling
[11:50] <swight> dekkon, I got there
[11:51] <Tarkaan> one of the twin towers burning
[11:51] * |silicon is annoying his neighbors with: Puretone - Totally Addicted to Bass.mp3 @ 192kbp
[11:51] <swight> what movie is that Tarkaan?
[11:51] <Tarkaan> Armageddon
[11:51] <swight> oooh right
[11:51] <Tarkaan> Bruce Willis 1999
[11:52] <Tarkaan> *1998
[11:56] * dekkon changes topic to 'Zombie invasion reported in NYC, News at 11 | www.catster.com'
[11:58] <Tarkaan> Bruce willis is so fucking cool
[11:58] <|silicon> you forgot about the atomic super men
[11:58] <dekkon> Zed's dead baby
[12:00] <Tarkaan> "I understand you're handicapped by a natural immaturity."
[12:00] <|silicon> ALL RIGHT ANNEY UP YOU PRICKS!
[12:00] <|silicon> NOBODY MAKE A MOVE
[12:00] <|silicon> OR I'LL EXECUTE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
[12:03] <Tarkaan> And what's Fonzi like?
[12:03] <Rjx> pulp fiction?
[12:03] * |silicon nods
[12:04] <Tarkaan> haha Buscemi is such a slimebag
[12:04] <daze> he's cool!!
[12:04] <Tarkaan> I know
[12:04] <Tarkaan> he's cool as fuck
[12:04] <daze> i'm talking about fonzi
[12:05] <daze> buscemi was cool in fargo though
[12:05] <daze> i love that movie <3
[12:05] <Tarkaan> Fargu fucking rules
[12:05] <Tarkaan> *Fargo. I have that on DVD
[12:06] <Ifrit> Did i hear someone say Fargo?
[12:06] <Tarkaan> correctamundo.
[12:09] * |silicon changes topic to 'Apple announces Ipod really mind control device made for NSA ,
[12:09] <soapy`> for some reason I thought fargo was a comedy, until I was about half way thr
[12:11] <timmo> youre not very quick on the uptake, are you?
[12:12] <michael`> Adult Film Studio Offers Downloads to DVDs
[12:13] <michael`> it's conventional wisdom that the porn business tends to start trends
[12:13] <michael`> and is at the head of the technology curve
[12:13] <swight> Takes 5.37 cents to make a nickel now
[12:13] <michael`> hah really
[12:13] <sxh> it's always been that way
[12:13] <michael`> what a waste
[12:14] <sxh> currency ALWAYS costs more than its value to make
[12:14] <Wabbit98> how much dowes it take to make a penny?
[12:14] <sxh> but the value of the alloys themselves is what is below a nickel
[12:14] <michael`> it costs more than one hundred dollars to make a hundred dollar bill?
[12:15] <swight> snow, it does not, it just recently cost more than a nickle to make a nickle
[12:15] <swight> nickel
[12:15] * feniqs is now known as feniqs-br
[12:16] <sxh> dood
[12:16] <sxh> the cost of striking a nickel has always been around a penny and a half
[12:17] <sxh> for what you say to be true, the value of the metals in the coin have to be wor
[12:17] <swight> 1.5<5
[12:17] <sxh> less than 3.5 cents if you want to nickel-and-dime me
[12:17] <swight> :)
[12:17] <sxh> i was talking about STRIKING the coin
[12:17] <sxh> not about the metals
[12:18] <sxh> the process of striking the coin itself has a cost
[12:18] <sxh> the metals used in the coins have hovered around 4 cents for the volume used in
[12:18] <swight> The cost of making a nickel, at 4.83 cents last October, is now 6.4 cents,
[12:19] <|silicon> haha
[12:19] <|silicon> ah america
[12:20] <swight> http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/opinion/epaper/2006/05/09/a14a_
[12:20] <swight> The mint expects to lose $32 million producing pennies and nickels this year
[12:21] <swight> What a business, a privatised company that actually makes its own money.
[12:22] <sxh> i'm sure they will continue to lose money
[12:22] <sxh> or maybe even phase out the 1 cent piece
[12:22] <sxh> thanks, china
[12:22] <sxh> now we'll have to round shit up
[12:22] <swight> Cash cards will catch on soon
[12:23] <swight> Stored value cards where you load up cash on the card and doesn't need to be
[12:24] <jestuh> ok hitting the road
[12:27] <timmo> i hate pennies
[12:27] <timmo> fo real
[12:27] <Rjx> they always smell like blood
[12:27] <Rjx> or the other way round
[12:27] <timmo> coppery
[12:28] <Twinge-> Pennies should be done with. Round it to the nearest 5 cents
[12:28] <r3in> w2
[12:28] <poopy> r3in location not found
[12:28] <timmo> also
[12:28] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[12:28] <cadaver> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 12:00 PM MDT on May
[12:28] <timmo> im going to punch the guy in the face who makes the foo_scheduler plugin
[12:28] <timmo> for not updating the fucking thing yet
[12:29] <timmo> lazy bastard wont even turn over the code
[12:29] <timmo> so someone else can port it
[12:30] <Ifrit> calc 0.35 usd in nok
[12:30] <cadaver> - 0.35 U.S. dollars = 2.10765923 Norwegian kroner
[12:30] <Rjx> that's probably because it's spaghetti code
[12:30] <Rjx> spell spaghetti
[12:30] <cadaver> - correct/not found.
[12:30] <timmo> whats that mean?
[12:31] <Rjx> horribly written, barely decipherable let alone maintainable
[12:31] <Rjx> to release the actual code would be embarassing
[12:31] <sxh> edsger dijkstra would haunth im
[12:31] <sxh> haunt him*
[12:32] <Rjx> sometimes i wonder if that's why the source is never available for microsoft pr
[12:32] <timmo> yeah but releasing the code would get people going in the right direction to
[12:32] <Rjx> ;x
[12:33] <timmo> what pisses me off
[12:33] <timmo> is that, the scheduler is keeping me from deleting my foobar .83 setup
[12:33] <timmo> because i use it as an alarmclock
[12:34] <Rjx> find as many people as possible who also would like to see an update or code re
[12:34] <Rjx> and start firing off emails
[12:34] <timmo> theres a huge amount
[12:34] <timmo> the fucker isnt budging
[12:34] <timmo> pretty much all of the foobar forums are trying to get this guy to release it
[12:34] <Rjx> haha
[12:35] <fer_ska1> !list
[12:35] <timmo> if i had any idea how to code, id do it
[12:35] <Rjx> what are the plugins written in
[12:35] <timmo> c++ i think
[12:36] <timmo> but i have no idea
[12:36] <daze> ugh i haven't coded in tcl in forever, this is going to be fun
[12:37] <Rjx> tcl is pretty simple
[12:37] <Rjx> although these days it is rather obscure
[12:37] <Rjx> did anyone swap out the tcl interpreter in eggdrop for perl yet?
[12:38] <Tarkaan> damn
[12:38] <Tarkaan> fuckin asteroids
[12:38] <timmo> "Mythica. It was a MMORPG being developed by some studio under Microsoft. Awe
[12:38] <timmo> haha
[12:39] <timmo> how fucked up would that have been
[12:39] <timmo> your whole shit gets wiped, because of in game apocalypse
[12:39] <Rjx> man
[12:39] <Rjx> i am fucking psyched about the wii now
[12:39] <Rjx> despite the gay name
[12:39] <Rjx> it looks awesome
[12:39] <timmo> why?
[12:39] <kitchen> yea, the wii is leet
[12:39] <timmo> cause of the e3 coverage?
[12:39] <Rjx> did you check the e3 footage?
[12:40] <Rjx> i've watched a bunch of the demonstrations
[12:40] <timmo> yeah
[12:40] <daze> i wonder how it's pronounced in other countries
[12:40] <timmo> im still going to have to play around with it
[12:40] <timmo> before i put any money down
[12:40] <timmo> but still
[12:40] <Rjx> depending on how creative the game developers are
[12:40] <Rjx> haha timm
[12:40] <Rjx> can you imagine mario kart
[12:40] <Rjx> or mario party
[12:40] <Rjx> using that control
[12:40] <timmo> the whole $250 console, $40 game
[12:40] <Rjx> 4 players
[12:40] <timmo> is really a good starting point
[12:41] <timmo> i just want to see how many games are going to be retarded gimmicks
[12:41] <Rjx> yeah $200/250 pricetag is looking to be money
[12:41] <timmo> and how many will actually be something worth playing
[12:41] <Rjx> well bear in mind this is nintendo
[12:41] <timmo> because right now it could go either way
[12:41] <Rjx> pretty much every thing they've brought out that people though would be a gimmi
[12:41] <Stereo``> nintendo's full of crazy stuff
[12:41] <Rjx> ended up being something good
[12:41] <Rjx> apart from the virtualboy
[12:41] <Serena[T]> calc $1200 in cnd
[12:42] <Serena[T]> err..
[12:42] <Rjx> but they dropped that as soon as they realised it was making people go blind
[12:42] <Stereo``> calc 1200 usd in cnd
[12:42] <Serena[T]> can someone teach me how to translate to canadian dollars?
[12:42] <Rjx> calc 1200 US
[12:42] <Rjx> er
[12:42] <Rjx> calc 1200 USD in CND
[12:42] <Rjx> calc 1200 USD in CAD
[12:42] <cadaver> - 1200 U.S. dollars = 1323.9597 Canadian dollars
[12:42] <Stereo``> hurm
[12:42] <Serena[T]> hey cool, thanks
[12:42] <hermes> calc 1000 USD in MONOPOLY MONEY
[12:42] <Stereo``> yeah it's at ~91 cents now
[12:42] <timmo> well rjx, im meaning more about the game developpers
[12:42] <Serena[T]> but why is canadian collars CAD?
[12:42] <Rjx> yeah
[12:42] <timmo> i dont want to play 20 different kinds of games
[12:43] <daze> ping me
[12:43] <timmo> that make me do something retarded
[12:43] <timmo> with the controller
[12:43] <Rjx> 3rd party will be the question
[12:43] <sxh> ca is the abbreviation for canada
[12:43] <daze> someone pls
[12:43] <sxh> they added d for dollars
[12:43] <sxh> same reason us dollars are USD
[12:43] <sxh> CAD, USD, even HKD
[12:43] <Serena[T]> oh i get it, k
[12:43] <timmo> like if they just have a normal game with random tilt/etc sensor things
[12:43] <Stereo``> GBP
[12:43] <timmo> itll be fin
[12:44] <sxh> cn is a standard two-letter abbreviation for china
[12:44] <Stereo``> is it.. euro?
[12:44] <sxh> which is where you fucked up
[12:44] <timmo> but hell with my wireless 360 controller
[12:44] <timmo> im all over the room playing games
[12:44] <Stereo``> eh
[12:44] <sxh> CNY is the correct abbreviation
[12:44] <Stereo``> lots of sites refer to it as cnd
[12:44] <sxh> chinese yuan
[12:44] <Stereo``> for canadian dollars
[12:44] <timmo> i dont want my position in the room, or me moving around the room while playi
[12:44] <timmo> have an effect on the game
[12:44] <Serena[T]> that's what i thought was the standard Stereo``
[12:44] <hermes> sxh: iraqi dinar
[12:45] <hermes> calc 1 USD in IQD
[12:45] <Stereo``> calc 1 us dollar in canadian dollars
[12:45] <cadaver> - 1 U.S. dollar = 1.10329975 Canadian dollars
[12:45] <timmo> personally i think that this generation of consoles are going to belong to th
[12:45] <Rjx> calc 1 GBP in USD
[12:45] <cadaver> - 1 British pound = 1.8905 U.S. dollars
[12:45] <Rjx> holy shit
[12:45] <Rjx> what happened?
[12:45] <timmo> war?
[12:46] <Stereo``> calc 1 nok in usd
[12:46] <cadaver> - 1 Norwegian krone = 0.166061 U.S. dollars
[12:46] <Rjx> USD was at 1.75 or so GBP just recently
[12:46] <timmo> the dollar has been on a steady decline
[12:46] <Serena[T]> man the dollar's down by far
[12:46] <Rjx> yeah it slumped after 9/11 and during afganistan etc.
[12:46] <Rjx> went to 1.93
[12:46] <hermes> calc 1 USD in EUR
[12:46] <cadaver> - 1 U.S. dollar = 0.776096236 Euros
[12:46] <Rjx> then it strengthened again temporarily
[12:46] <Rjx> and now it looks to be weakening again
[12:46] <hermes> Rjx: the USD used to be higher then the euro :)
[12:46] <Rjx> which is good for me
[12:46] <Stereo``> canadian dollar got down to like 65 cents US around 2000
[12:46] <Stereo``> now it's up to 91
[12:46] <Rjx> because i'm back in the states at the end of this month
[12:46] <Kgee> canadian dollar is getting near american lately
[12:46] <Rjx> yeah
[12:46] <Serena[T]> Rjx, you start trading in money and make lots, lol
[12:46] <Kgee> .8 can = $1 american last time i checked
[12:47] <Rjx> that doesn't sound right
[12:47] <timmo> as is
[12:47] <Stereo``> calc 1 cad in usd
[12:47] <cadaver> - 1 Canadian dollar = 0.906372 U.S. dollars
[12:47] <timmo> the dollar being down
[12:47] <Kgee> woah, better than i thought
[12:47] <timmo> doesnt affect me too much
[12:47] <timmo> in the grand scheme, yeah
[12:47] <timmo> but every day living
[12:47] <Kgee> its funny how the american dollar falling is killing canadian buisnesses
[12:47] <timmo> no
[12:50] * Stereo`` ponders drivers version 2.0.0.7
[12:50] <Stereo``> i don't know why wireless card drivers would be 16MB
[12:50] <Stereo``> meh
[12:50] <Rjx> which wireless card?
[12:51] <Rjx> sounds like it wants to install a suite of configuration tools
[12:51] <Stereo``> wg311v2
[12:52] <sqlr> anyone know where i can find an archive of the bash.org messy desk comp pics ?
[12:53] <sqlr> i'm searching my ass of but am finding nowt but dead links to bash.org/mess
[12:53] * orge is now known as notorge
[12:54] <Catcher> no idea
[12:55] <sqlr> all that i find is one of the dood who won
[12:57] <Ifrit> calc 1 iraqi money in usd
[12:58] <Tarkaan> that's actually tricky
[12:58] <Tarkaan> the provisional government has no currency
[12:59] <daze> they jus removed saddam from the minting process
[12:59] <sqlr> oil
[12:59] <daze> afaik
[13:03] <Tarkaan> .url factbook iraq
[13:03] <Tubbee> http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/iz.html
[13:04] <daze> their currency is the durka
[13:04] <daze> i believe
[13:05] <Stereo``> so i was thinking
[13:05] <Stereo``> it seems like the way irony works
[13:05] <Stereo``> is if you think it's ironic, it's not
[13:06] <dekkon> most people apparently do not know the definition of ironic
[13:06] <dekkon> this bitch i used to work with said and i quote "your hair is so ironic"
[13:06] <Stereo``> cause every time someone says something is ironic, someone else says "no i
[13:07] <Stereo``> apparently i can click on things and thing
[13:07] <daze> calc 1 DIN in usd
[13:09] <dekkon> Internet hosts:
[13:09] <dekkon> 4 (2005)
[13:09] <dekkon> Internet users:
[13:09] <dekkon> 36,000 (2005)
[13:09] <Ifrit> calc 1 iqd in nok
[13:10] <Stereo``> i don't think google accepts the iraqi dinar as currency
[13:11] <timmo> OMG
[13:11] <timmo> JEAN RENO
[13:11] <timmo> IS IN THE DAVINCI CODE
[13:11] <Ifrit> !oh?
[13:11] <timmo> i guess i have to see it now
[13:12] <dekkon> [04:11:33] <@timmo> JANET RENO
[13:12] <dekkon> [04:11:34] <@timmo> IS IN THE DAVINCI CODE
[13:12] <dekkon> fixed
[13:12] <Ifrit> hahah
[13:12] <damian__> when you flatten an object, what properties change? size or height? or is
[13:12] <dekkon> height deceases
[13:12] <Stereo``> how are you flattening it?
[13:12] <timmo> both
[13:12] <dekkon> thus its entire size decreases
[13:13] <damian__> oh, I'm talking like having two balls of playdough, and flattening one wit
[13:13] <Stereo``> if the volume is constant, the size doesn't exactly change
[13:13] <timmo> your size, say width wise
[13:13] <timmo> increases
[13:13] <timmo> while the height decreases
[13:13] <Stereo``> but in a way i guess size could be width+height+length
[13:14] <Stereo``> cause a sheet of tinfoil can be very large without actually being much tin
[13:14] <Stereo``> but if you crushed it into a ball it doesn't appear so big
[13:14] <Ifrit> ZOMG DEAD
[13:14] * Ifrit is catching up on Lost
[13:15] <damian__> ok, thanks.
[13:16] <timmo> what do you call a man who graduates last in his medical class?
[13:16] <Ifrit> ok now wtf seriously
[13:16] <timmo> doctor.
[13:16] <dekkon> Doctor Juan Dekon
[13:16] <damian__> a quack!
[13:16] <damian__> and one to be avoided.
[13:17] <swight> his hot gf calls him Daddy
[13:17] <damian__> those are the types of doctors that run their own practice in the ghetto s
[13:17] <Stereo``> i call him from a payphone
[13:18] <swight> In the weeks after the Sept. 11 attacks, Vice President Dick Cheney and his
[13:19] <|silicon> wow
[13:19] <|silicon> I could deal with them monitor all overseas calls
[13:19] <|silicon> I've got no problem with that
[13:20] <|silicon> there's no reason to monitor all domestic calls
[13:20] <swight> I do, cuz they are probably listening to Canada for whatever whim they want
[13:20] <|silicon> since 11 of them FUCKING HIJACKERS WERE FROM FUCKING SAUDI ARABIA
[13:20] <dunn> rosetta stoned
[13:20] <|silicon> lets monitor phone calls from that country
[13:21] <|silicon> lets maybe try that
[13:21] <|silicon> let help educate the saudi people why are all right
[13:21] <Stereo``> that's RACIST
[13:21] <Stereo``> ;o
[13:21] <|silicon> and give them computers and whatever else
[13:21] <glen2> The Saudis will never let the USA do that.
[13:22] <|silicon> I would've helped every country around them
[13:22] <|silicon> tighten their border
[13:22] <Tarkaan> calc 1 NID in USD
[13:23] <Tarkaan> I guess it doesn't have the "New Iraqi Dinar"
[13:24] <|silicon> we shoud've released the economic sanctions on Iraq
[13:24] <|silicon> let mc donalds and wal-mart move in
[13:24] <|silicon> and let the problem solve itself
[13:25] <|silicon> cause I really think Iran kept to themselves more when they had a fucking
[13:26] <glen2> They now have a crazy disfuntional neighbour now.
[13:26] <|silicon> it's pretty much only a matter of time
[13:26] <|silicon> before one of the groups in Iraq gets a hold of a nuclear bomb
[13:27] <|silicon> and kills everyone in the green zone
[13:27] <|silicon> or a large us base
[13:28] <gareli> you're full of good news today
[13:29] <gareli> you should apply to work at Fox News. they would love your style
[13:29] * gareli winks
[13:29] <|silicon> heh
[13:32] <Tarkaan> "Get off. The nuclear. Warhead."
[13:33] <glen2> I hate it when a country gets two nukes and uses them on citys.
[13:33] <Twin`> as opposed to using them on....?
[13:33] <metric_> small towns like in japan
[13:33] <glen2> "Nuclear bomb : Do NOT ride the bomb!"
[13:34] <Twin`> nagasaki and hiroshima weren't close to small towns.
[13:35] <metric_> well it wasnt 3 mud huts
[13:35] <glen2> They were well hidden axes of evil bases.
[13:36] <dekkon> i label all of you terrorists for talking against the governments actions
[13:36] <metric_> meh doesnt bother me, england had finished the war early so we coud have a
[13:36] <glen2> It's not my govermant :p
[13:37] <glen2> When I think of terrorists I still picture the Irish.
[13:37] <Rjx> sinn fein
[13:37] <eltopo> heh
[13:37] <Rjx> the IRA
[13:38] <Rjx> that's what terrorism has meant to the british for a very long time
[13:38] <ScmFrg`a> indeed
[13:38] <metric_> mmmm after drinking with the UVF during uni i`ll always be a rangers fan
[13:38] <ScmFrg`a> when they blew up the arndale center
[13:38] <ScmFrg`a> man :/
[13:38] <metric_> least with these new terrorists you dont need to hear their accents
[13:38] <Rjx> the one in dorset?
[13:38] <glen2> "Top of the morning to ya'. Tis' time for ya to be having bullets through you
[13:39] <metric_> manchester bomb was brilliant
[13:39] <ScmFrg`a> manchester
[13:39] <finn_> seems my firefox profile deleted itself.
[13:39] <finn_> neat
[13:39] <Rjx> makes sense
[13:39] <Rjx> i don't know why anyone would bomb dorset
[13:39] <metric_> you should see the northen quater now
[13:39] <Rjx> people there are already on the brink of death
[13:39] <metric_> more run down cities need terrorist attacks
[13:39] <eltopo> Rjx, ho so?
[13:39] <eltopo> *how
[13:39] <ScmFrg`a> hehe
[13:39] <Rjx> it's not so true now
[13:40] <Rjx> given that it has become a trendy place to live
[13:40] <Rjx> but for the past decade or two, dorset has been primarily inhabited by old peop
[13:40] <Rjx> every time i visit my grandparents there
[13:40] <ScmFrg`a> retirement capital, or something
[13:40] <Rjx> i randomly fall asleep
[13:40] <Rjx> i nap during the day
[13:40] <eltopo> heh
[13:40] <ScmFrg`a> or is that eastbourne
[13:40] <Rjx> and sleep like 12 hours at night
[13:41] <Rjx> the old is in the air
[13:42] <omar> anyone hack tivo with lifetime hack?
[13:42] <Tarkaan> sweet, a big crater in the middle of france. I like this film.
[13:42] <kitchen> Tarkaan: which?
[13:42] <Tarkaan> Armageddon
[13:42] <kitchen> ahh
[13:42] <kitchen> yea :)
[13:43] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/material_issue-valerie_loves_me.mp3
[13:43] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/material_issue-valerie_loves_me.mp3
[13:47] <dekkon> [04:42:09] <omar> anyone hack tivo with lifetime hack?
[13:47] <dekkon> ?
[13:47] <omar> what?
[13:47] <omar> :)
[13:47] <dekkon> infoz
[13:47] <omar> im looking for info
[13:47] <omar> i have some info
[13:48] <dekkon> hook me up
[13:48] <omar> ha
[13:48] <omar> you have tivo now?
[13:49] <dekkon> highly considering it
[13:49] <timmo> listen to the song
[13:49] <timmo> assfaces
[13:49] <omar> same here, toshiba and pioneer have limited free services
[13:50] <omar> but they're a bit pricey
[13:50] <omar> the ones with dvd recording...
[13:50] <eltopo> re tivo: http://www.onlinetvrecorder.com/
[13:51] <omar> sopranos tonight
[13:51] <omar> w00t
[13:52] <|silicon> 3 more left :(
[13:52] <omar> they should be good
[13:52] <omar> should be a good episode tonigh
[13:53] * _Aphy is now known as aphy
[13:55] <dekkon> shit i have to have phone service to use tivo?
[13:55] <omar> search "no phone hack"
[13:56] <Tarkaan> dekkon, you can do it over the internets.
[13:56] <Tarkaan> url tivocommunity
[13:56] <cadaver> - "tivocommunity": http://www.tivocommunity.com/
[13:56] <Tarkaan> there's a howto there
[14:11] <|silicon> dekkon, you can always get the cheap ass vonage plan
[14:11] <|silicon> with the phone adapter
[14:12] <dekkon> cheap ass being how much
[14:12] <|silicon> 4.95
[14:12] <dekkon> a month?
[14:12] <Tarkaan> you only need it once to set up your shiz
[14:12] <|silicon> yeah
[14:12] <Tarkaan> then you go internet.
[14:13] <dekkon> hmmm
[14:13] <Tarkaan> but if you do a simple lil hack, you don't even need it the first time
[14:17] <dekkon> id really rather buy a modded xbox
[14:17] <omar> you could use mythtv
[14:17] <omar> i have a custom solution right now, but im not that happy with certain feature
[14:17] <acydlord> mythtv works wonderfully
[14:18] <Catcher> where do you order vonage for 4.95 a month for?
[14:18] <acydlord> sunrocket is cheaper than vonage
[14:21] <swight> Skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight. Afternoon delight!
[14:22] <Cctoide> ... Why do these people even ask for help?
[14:23] <swight> ?
[14:23] <Catcher> eh?
[14:24] <swight> (we are prompting you to explain your comment)
[14:27] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:28] <Cctoide> They go "Help!" and then you try to help them, then they go "WTF, stop tryi
[14:29] <swight> fuck 'em then
[14:33] <acydlord> http://www.popculturereview.com/2006/05/computer-power-user.html <- lol
[14:38] <sqlr> lol
[14:39] <sqlr> did you read the comments?
[14:40] <haxort0sh> "Random insults to Canada. Way to go, fag!"
[14:41] <dekkon> .link http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn9152-a-future-with-no-bananas.ht
[14:41] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn9152-a-future-with-no-bananas.
[14:41] <haxort0sh> that was dugg this AM
[14:42] <dekkon> well you know
[14:43] <dekkon> i didnt do
[14:43] <dekkon> .digg
[14:43] <dekkon> i did .link
[14:43] <dekkon> totally different
[14:43] <dekkon> dumbass
[14:43] <haxort0sh> mea culpa
[14:45] <michael`> i just microwaved a cd
[14:45] <dekkon> .link http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060513p2a00m0na027000c.h
[14:45] <poopy> dekkon - http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20060513p2a00m0na027000c
[14:45] <michael`> and my house smells like a steel mill
[14:45] <sqlr> hehe
[14:45] <haxort0sh> did it turn to lightning
[14:45] <sqlr> but a lightbulb in the microwave
[14:45] <sqlr> put
[14:45] <michael`> yeah, it was pretty spectacular
[14:46] <haxort0sh> awesome michael`... you know that's because CDs are made of pikachu skins
[14:47] <sqlr> OMG! pikachu kawaii!!!
[14:50] <omar> http://www.tivocanada.com/
[14:50] <omar> The TiVo Canada Wiki that was here has been taken down pending the expected an
[14:51] <gareli> too late. it's out there now
[14:51] <Cctoide> michael`: you burned a CD?
[14:52] <Ifrit> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eC1xYYUrXQ&search=pink%20floyd%20machine
[14:52] <Ifrit> ;|
[14:52] <omar> the info is still up
[14:53] <Ifrit> I'm shivering
[14:55] <swight> mommy? why is the building bleeding?
[14:55] <Ifrit> ;[
[14:56] <Rjx> Capsaicin is also the active ingredient in the chemical riot control agent pepp
[14:56] <Ifrit> Why is the earth bleeding?
[14:56] <timmo> http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8519/digitalclock7ph.gif
[14:56] <timmo> rjx
[14:56] <timmo> did you download that song?
[14:56] <swight> you know, I've never watched The Wall
[14:57] * Rjx is away right now: [[away: 25mins]] please leave a message
[14:57] <timmo> youre not missing much
[14:57] <timmo> also rjx youre a faggot
[14:57] <timmo> the end
[14:57] <Rjx> just moved back to the desktop, finding the link
[14:57] <daze> ha ha .. there he is!
[14:58] <daze> [/potomas]
[14:58] <Ifrit> I don't know if I will sleep this night
[14:58] <swight> New FG tonight?
[14:58] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/material_issue-valerie_loves_me.mp3
[14:59] <daze> swight believe so
[15:00] <Rjx> downloading
[15:00] <Rjx> already dug it up from logs by the time you pasted;[
[15:01] <Rjx> In India pepper spray has recently become in vogue in the booming BPO industry;
[15:01] <Tarkaan> ...why
[15:01] <The|Dude> wheee
[15:01] <Rjx> no idea
[15:01] <Rjx> http://www.financialexpress.com/fe_full_story.php?content_id=112401
[15:01] <The|Dude> crap cleaner found half a gig of junk on my brothers computer
[15:02] <kitchen> any of you guys done the thieves guild quests in oblivion?
[15:02] <daze> it's called crap cleaner?
[15:02] <dekkon> Taking lessons from the gang rape and murder of a BPO employee in Bangalore
[15:02] <The|Dude> daze: yeah
[15:03] <timmo> kitchen: not yet
[15:03] <Tarkaan> oh dear
[15:03] <timmo> i did all the dark brotherhood quests
[15:03] <timmo> and now im doing the mages guild things
[15:03] <Tarkaan> I've spontaneously combusted
[15:03] <kitchen> aight, i figured it out
[15:04] <timmo> ill probably move on to fighters
[15:04] <timmo> then the thieves
[15:04] <kitchen> i'm supposed to plant something in this chick's cupboard, and it wouldn't l
[15:04] <kitchen> but apparently there are two cupboards in her house
[15:04] <Tarkaan> I wanna go back and play FF1 again
[15:04] <timmo> oblivion is getting kind of hard
[15:05] <acydlord> wow, this is an old movie
[15:05] <Cctoide> What's it rated over there?
[15:05] <Cctoide> Somehow, it got a "15+" rating here o.0
[15:05] <acydlord> the one with keanu reaves and the cold fusion reactor
[15:05] <swight> http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/
[15:09] <timmo> american dad blows ass
[15:09] <Ifrit> what the hell
[15:09] <Ifrit> this is weird as hell
[15:09] <Ifrit> some drunk guy (or autistic, possibly) just went by my apartment and knocked
[15:09] <Ifrit> it's 00:09 here
[15:10] <Ifrit> thing is
[15:10] <Ifrit> i think that was the same guy who came by last fall or something
[15:10] <Ifrit> and knocked on every window he passed
[15:10] <Ifrit> except that time he went back and forth and kept knocking
[15:11] <Ifrit> and this was arond 03:40 if i remember correctly
[15:11] <Ifrit> that time i remember opening the window and asking "who the hell are you?"
[15:12] <Ifrit> he just grabbed a hold of the window, trying to pry it open from my grip and
[15:12] <Ifrit> "you don't live here" i said. "think you better stop drinking"
[15:12] <Ifrit> after that he continued down the street, yelling something indistinguishable
[15:13] <Ifrit> and tonight he came back
[15:13] <Tarkaan> I'd shoot his ass
[15:13] <Ifrit> just knocked on one or two windows... when i caught up with him i just stared
[15:13] <Ifrit> he was just standing outside the window looking in, wobbling like Captain Jac
[15:13] <cadaver> i like string
[15:14] <kitchen> HITGHDS
[15:14] <kitchen> hey ifrit that guy has downe's syndrome
[15:14] <Rjx> haha
[15:14] <Catcher> haha
[15:14] <Rjx> i guessed that before you clarified ;]
[15:14] <Rjx> head like a hoooole
[15:14] <Ifrit> HMTGMBAOS
[15:14] <Rjx> black as your SOUL
[15:15] <Ifrit> Hey me, that guy must be autistic or something
[15:15] <Rjx> Hey Mom that guy might be an orange salesman?
[15:15] <Rjx> oh
[15:15] <Ifrit> i'm serious ;[
[15:15] <Ifrit> strangest shit
[15:15] <Ifrit> its like over 8 months or something since the first episode happened
[15:15] <Ifrit> and i recognized him after a few seconds
[15:16] <Ifrit> THE LUNATIC IS ON THE GRASS
[15:16] <Rjx> sounds dementia-like
[15:16] <dekkon> .link http://www.movingcolor.net/showcase.html color changing tiles
[15:16] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.movingcolor.net/showcase.html - color changing tiles - qu
[15:16] <Rjx> low-functioning autistic folks rarely survive long on their own, seemingly
[15:16] <Ifrit> hm
[15:16] <Rjx> and the high-functioning ones prefer to keep to themselves
[15:17] <Rjx> (and usually aren't immediately noticable as being autistic)
[15:17] <Ifrit> And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too
[15:17] <Ifrit> I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
[15:19] <Cctoide> Wow, my httpd.conf is over a thousand lines
[15:19] <Ifrit> fucking hell
[15:19] <Ifrit> i think he's back
[15:19] <Ifrit> i heard thwomping on the fence thing
[15:20] <acydlord> need a rant-a-ninja?
[15:20] <Rjx> what would you need 1000 lines for in an httpd.conf file?
[15:20] <acydlord> rent-a-ninja rather
[15:20] <Rjx> unless it's a shared server
[15:20] <acydlord> virtual servers?
[15:20] <Rjx> well yeah, but the latest apache versions have a far better layout
[15:20] <acydlord> empty space
[15:21] <Rjx> with a better seperation policy
[15:21] <Rjx> spell seperation
[15:21] <cadaver> - correct/not found.
[15:21] <cadaver> - separation perhaps?
[15:21] <acydlord> the gibson's garbage file?
[15:21] <Rjx> noted
[15:21] <Rjx> the garbage file is in /tmp
[15:21] <Cctoide> Rjx: well
[15:21] <Cctoide> It's my workbench server
[15:22] <Cctoide> It has some 6 VirtualHosts
[15:22] <Ifrit> HACK THE PLANET
[15:22] <Rjx> saying that
[15:22] <Rjx> i just checked my httpd.conf
[15:22] <Rjx> barely modified
[15:22] <Rjx> 1095 lines
[15:23] <kitchen> yay i'm level 2 now
[15:23] <Cctoide> Mine is at 1003
[15:23] <Rjx> although only 416 are uncommented
[15:23] <swight> kitchen, playing FG vs AD?
[15:23] <kitchen> swight: eh?
[15:23] <Rjx> i should be resting my brain and not working on shit
[15:24] <Rjx> already wrote 800 lines of perl today
[15:24] <swight> http://www.americandadvsfamilyguy.com/ <- that
[15:24] <kitchen> swight: no, oblivion
[15:24] <Rjx> despite having fallen down the stairs and caught fire
[15:24] <Rjx> (not at the same time)
[15:27] <Rjx> when we grew up and went to school there were certain teachers who would hurt c
[15:27] <michael`> isnt it terrible that academic tests are biased against stupid people
[15:27] <michael`> im going to kill myself to protest the injustice
[15:27] <Rjx> hahah
[15:29] <acydlord> lol
[15:32] <Rjx> and love, love will tear us apart again
[15:32] <Catcher> GRAND CENTRAL STATION
[15:32] <Rjx> i'll get my rollerskates and a laptop
[15:32] <Catcher> brin g2, i fucked mine up spraypainting the keyboard
[15:33] <Rjx> sucks 2 b u
[15:33] <Rjx> risc architecture is going to change everything
[15:34] <acydlord> lol
[15:34] <acydlord> my laptop keyboard has a parity fault error
[15:34] <acydlord> god bless american electronics
[15:35] <Rjx> i had one of those once
[15:35] <Rjx> it kept saying "pieces of 7! pieces of 7!"
[15:35] <acydlord> funny thing is windows works fine, linux will halt during boot
[15:35] <Rjx> you mean it works as expected
[15:35] <Rjx> windows never works "fine"
[15:36] <acydlord> windows works fine as windows can work
[15:36] <Rjx> i lost 2 hours of my day trying to get windows XP install CDs to boot today
[15:36] <acydlord> lol
[15:36] <acydlord> i need to re-burn my xp install cd
[15:36] <Rjx> they'd get up to where setup was inspecting the hardware configuration
[15:36] <Rjx> then crash
[15:36] <Twin`> i've had that
[15:36] <acydlord> the last 2 times i have it has wound up with a corrupt file
[15:36] <Twin`> it's usually the result of the xp cd being a faggot
[15:37] <acydlord> i also need to mod a power supply
[15:37] <Rjx> i disabled every special feature in the BIOS one by one and turned the settings
[15:37] <Rjx> and it finally booted and installed
[15:37] <Rjx> yet that machine had a linux install on it for 6 months without a problem
[15:37] <acydlord> cause apparently 250 watts isnt enough to power an amd sempron 3200, 2 gig
[15:37] <Rjx> and the SuSE internet installation CD booted up and installed fine
[15:37] <Twin`> common sense should tell you 250 watts can't power all that.
[15:38] <Twin`> that's like taking a caddilac and putting a dirt bike engine in it
[15:38] <acydlord> for some stupid reason they only make micro-atx power supplies in 250 watt
[15:38] <swight> Willy living with the Simpson's, that a new one?
[15:38] <Rjx> no
[15:39] <Rjx> that's a good ep though
[15:39] <swight> ok, repeat tonight for Simpson's
[15:39] <Twin`> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16817104124
[15:39] <Rjx> although it plays heavily on "my fair lady"
[15:39] <Rjx> which pretty much every show has already done
[15:39] <Catcher> stupid router keeps losing the signal or something
[15:40] <Rjx> family guy did it in season 3 with the british kid who moves in
[15:40] <acydlord> twin, you are my new personal hero
[15:40] <swight> ah well, its one of the classics to be redone. Like scrooge, its a wonderfu
[15:40] <sqlr> i wonder if that dood actually did put the lightbulb in the microwave?
[15:40] <sqlr> oh well, the seeds been planted :)
[15:40] <Catcher> the simpsons did mary poppins, but i don't think they did my fair lady
[15:40] <swight> they have now
[15:40] <Catcher> cool
[15:41] <Rjx> "what flows from the nose does not go on the clothes"
[15:41] <Twin`> lo and behold what 2 minutes of searching yields.
[15:41] <Rjx> "the life of the wife is ended by the knife"
[15:41] <Rjx> etc.
[15:41] <Twin`> my question though
[15:41] <acydlord> lol
[15:41] <Twin`> is why the hell is all that in a microatx case?
[15:41] <Rjx> ELIZA WHERE ARE MY SLIPPERS
[15:41] <acydlord> according to the comments it sucks
[15:41] <acydlord> its not a micro atx case
[15:41] <Rjx> according to the comments
[15:41] <acydlord> its a micro atx mobo
[15:41] <Rjx> YOU suck
[15:41] <Rjx> !oh
[15:41] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[15:41] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[15:41] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[15:41] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[15:41] <swight> Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
[15:42] <acydlord> 2 comments on that psu say it was doa
[15:42] <Twin`> then the issue is not you needing a new psu
[15:42] <Twin`> but needing a new mobo AND a new PSU
[15:43] <acydlord> psh
[15:43] <swight> lol Worldwide Pants
[15:43] <acydlord> the mobo works fine other than it being an nvidia chipset
[15:43] <acydlord> i have a 450 watt psu
[15:43] <Twin`> just cause it works doesn't mean it's worth a shit.
[15:43] <acydlord> i just need to mod the connector in to a micro-atx connector
[15:44] <sqlr> whats wrong with the nvidia chipset ?
[15:44] <sqlr> nforce i guess ?
[15:49] <Rjx> http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8260/ohsnap2wt.gif
[15:49] <Tarkaan> http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060513/D8HIRAK80.html <-- WASHINGTON (
[15:50] <Cctoide> I'm considering a remake of YMCA, only with NSFW instead
[15:51] <omar> http://minnie.tuhs.org/twiki/bin/view/FAQ/WebHome
[15:53] <Tarkaan> what is "steam steam lol"
[15:54] <dekkon> the opposite of fyad fyad lol
[15:54] <Tarkaan> ah hrm
[15:55] <Tarkaan> http://www.waysofthejedi.net/chexzie/hegrenade01.jpg
[16:00] <Tarkaan> http://rikerpeeks.ytmnd.com/ <-- hahaha
[16:00] <Rjx> ;[
[16:00] <Rjx> that's obscene
[16:00] <swight> hahaha Riker likes the little boy
[16:01] <swight> who is his captain
[16:01] <Twin`> what is the name of that song
[16:02] <csqrl> that's humorous
[16:02] <Twin`> nvm i got it
[16:03] <Twin`> apparently it's called riverside.
[16:03] <Tarkaan> mmm elizabeth smart
[16:03] <Tarkaan> I'd rail that bitch
[16:03] <acydlord> o.O
[16:05] <Tarkaan> wouldn't you?
[16:06] <acydlord> who was she?
[16:07] <Twin`> girl who got kidnapped
[16:07] <Twin`> by a homeless hippie
[16:08] <Twin`> and managed to not run away for 8 monhts
[16:08] <acydlord> lol
[16:08] <acydlord> isnt she like 12?
[16:08] <Twin`> she -was- 12
[16:08] <acydlord> lol
[16:08] <r3in> can someone reccomend a program so i can split a damn long mp3 file?
[16:09] <mef> notepad.exe
[16:09] <acydlord> lmao
[16:09] <mef> it's a solid state file format!!
[16:09] <acydlord> crude by effective
[16:09] <r3in> thats acually a good idea
[16:09] <Twin`> 14 actually
[16:09] <r3in> i dont really want to convert it to wav, cut it, then convert it back
[16:09] <Twin`> so she'd probably be like 18 now
[16:10] <r3in> but its like 69 mins, and sonicstage/my mp3 player wont take it
[16:10] <Twin`> meaning that tark could hit it
[16:10] <metric> http://www.xenocanon.com/mp3.php
[16:10] <swight> Simpson's do an evolution episode yet?
[16:10] <metric> legendary ebm
[16:11] <Twin`> http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=elizabeth_smart <- pretty
[16:13] <csqrl> http://www.myspace.com/nydmnebraskachapter
[16:13] <csqrl> enjoy
[16:14] <Tarkaan> she's probably got some serious baggage
[16:14] <Tarkaan> damaged goods and such
[16:15] <Rjx> i never realised how successful ants are as a species
[16:16] <Twin`> what am i looking at here josh
[16:16] <mef> smoke another one, Rjx
[16:16] <Serena[T]> why do they keep making the simpsons with music numbers?
[16:17] <mef> because after 200 years of shows, they're bored
[16:18] <csqrl> a fantastic myspace profile with 1000 pictures
[16:19] <Twinge-> NO.
[16:19] <Twinge-> Never use 'Fantastic' and 'myspace' so close together
[16:20] <acydlord> lol
[16:23] <acydlord> tom is the bill gates of social networking
[16:25] <Thuryn> musical numbers?
[16:25] <Aristotel> Anna Chlumsky
[16:25] <Thuryn> # seven! # # four! # three-e-e-e-e! #
[16:26] <Rjx> acydlord: he stole someone elses ideas, made a mediocre project and made lots o
[16:26] <Rjx> ?
[16:26] <acydlord> exactly
[16:26] <acydlord> i'm sure we all remember friendster
[16:27] <Badtzmaru> and orkut and...
[16:27] <Rjx> friendster, orkut, okcupid, and so forth
[16:27] <Rjx> each one is left behind
[16:27] <Rjx> to become occupied by turks
[16:28] <acydlord> and google has cahsed on on this idea but it is currently beta and invite
[16:29] <Rjx> where?
[16:30] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[16:31] <Rjx> i haven't logged into orkut in at least a year
[16:31] <Rjx> probably more
[16:31] <Rjx> You have 11 unread messages.
[16:31] <mef> I haven't logged on in years and i have like 2k messages because I started a bu
[16:31] <mef> I now have fifty billion brazillian buddiez
[16:31] <Rjx> all 11 were spanish spam
[16:31] <Rjx> or portugeuse
[16:31] <acydlord> google partnered with orkut
[16:32] <Thuryn> fifillion
[16:32] <Rjx> it was a google side project to begin with
[16:32] <Rjx> wasn't it?
[16:32] <Twin`> i never got into orkut
[16:32] <Rjx> You have 5 fans.
[16:33] <Thuryn> i have more fans than that in my server
[16:33] <dekkon> none of them are fake
[16:33] <Twin`> oh snap
[16:33] <acydlord> i never got an orkut invite, i'm not cool enough
[16:34] <Twin`> shit
[16:34] <Twin`> the last pepsi
[16:34] <Twin`> 36 pack
[16:34] <Twin`> i knew ye well
[16:34] <acydlord> lol
[16:34] <acydlord> i just killed off my 2liter
[16:35] <Rjx> under "testimonials i wrote"
[16:35] <Rjx> David (lude) Olsen:
[16:35] <Rjx> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver
[16:35] <jayme> ahaha
[16:35] <metric> !lude
[16:35] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[16:35] <TMH_> haha
[16:35] <TMH_> hang on
[16:35] <TMH_> I don't get it
[16:36] <TMH_> explanation plzkthx
[16:36] <dekkon>                                                 
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[16:36] <TMH_> cadaver!
[16:36] <dekkon> lude killed a guy and came on irc to tell us about it
[16:36] <haxort0sh> !lude
[16:36] <metric> like a fox
[16:36] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[16:36] <Rjx> finally found my actual ones
[16:36] <Rjx> Timm: This testimonial isn't going to be about Rjx the crazy man. No, this tes
[16:36] <TMH_>