Session Start: Sat May 13 00:00:01 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:44] <DigDug> earthlink dsl sucks
[00:44] <DigDug> i can't wait until my dad's switchover to cable is complete
[00:51] <DigDug> 2what a piece of crap
[00:52] <DigDug> opening a new connection fixes it for a few seconds
[00:52] <DigDug> i cannot see this being typed btw
[00:52] <var> heh
[00:52] <var> i can
[01:01] <jmx> edmonton came back from 2-0 and 3-1 deficits to win 6-3
[01:01] <var> yah i heard on the radio
[01:02] <jmx> the samsonov goal that tied it in particular was awesome
[01:02] <var> very cool
[01:03] <jmx> bounced of rolloson out past the redlien where samsanov was just coming out of
[01:03] <jmx> of=off
[01:03] <jmx> how was the ball game?
[01:03] <var> birds won
[01:04] <jmx> who were they playing?
[01:04] <var> dbacks
[01:04] <jmx> ah
[01:04] <jmx> once nhl playoffs finish i'll start watchin' the baseball
[01:05] <var> yah i dont blame ya bein in ca an all
[01:05] <jmx> toronto is still hanging in there
[01:06] <var> well yankees got matsui injured
[01:06] <var> so go jays go
[01:06] <jmx> yankees starters are all so old
[01:06] <kasdad> perhaps i will irc from church tomorrowto secure my seat in hell
[01:07] <piggy> did you just paste johnny0-o's quote?
[01:08] <piggy> you fucking dicksucker lips
[01:08] <jmx> i think this is the best chance the jays have had to win the division in years
[01:08] <piggy> baby :D
[01:08] <jmx> they are a good team and boston and ny are vulnerable
[01:08] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:08] <kasdad> yeh pigg
[01:10] <kasdad> piggy :D
[01:13] <kasdad> i don't like shaved girls. their snatch looks like defrosted poultry if it's
[02:23] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:27] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/I%20thought%20MY%20big%20brother%20was
[03:31] <Rjx> Tuesday May 10th 2005 is the day that future historians will note as The Day Am
[03:39] <var> orf course
[03:39] <var> fuckin fascist pigs
[03:40] <Rjx> Anti-virus vendor Sophos has discovered a worm that attempts to send a photogra
[03:40] <Rjx> The W32/Hoots-A worm is written in Visual Basic, spreading via network shares.
[03:40] <Rjx> The phrase "O RLY?" is internet slang for "Oh really?", and is often accompanie
[03:42] <Rjx> var: the best part is that seemingly the ID card will have a field for religion
[03:42] <TMH_> what
[03:42] <TMH_> no seriously
[03:43] <TMH_> rjx man don't fuck with me
[03:43] <TMH_> you're joking right
[03:43] <var> no he's serious
[03:43] <Rjx> these are the US identity cards
[03:43] <var> this been coming for over a year ana half now
[03:43] <Rjx> nobody seems to be getting up in arms about it in the US yet
[03:43] <var> anyway i just wkeup to piss
[03:43] <Rjx> in the UK the backlash was immense
[03:43] <TMH_> yeah
[03:43] <var> i am goin back to sleep b4 i get to irritated
[03:43] <var> to
[03:43] <Rjx> latuh var
[03:44] <var> cya in some hours :/
[03:44] <TMH_> I'm going back to london in a few minutes so I guess I will bid you farewell
[03:44] <Rjx> latuh
[03:48] <Ifrit> !cc .al
[03:48] <cadaver> .al: Albania
[03:48] <Ifrit> !cc albania
[03:48] <cadaver> albania: mu
[03:48] <Ifrit> huh
[03:49] <Ifrit> !cc .ld
[03:49] <cadaver> .ld: None
[03:49] <Ifrit> !cc .ad
[03:49] <cadaver> .ad: Andorra
[03:49] <metric> http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2006052442713.gi
[03:49] <Ifrit> !cc .te
[03:49] <cadaver> .te: None
[03:49] <Ifrit> !cc .to
[03:49] <cadaver> .to: Tonga
[03:49] <metric> !cc .ss
[03:49] <cadaver> .ss: None
[03:49] <metric> bah
[03:49] <metric> there goes my nazis website ideas
[03:50] <Rjx> fuhr.er
[03:50] <metric> heh
[03:50] <metric> hitler.co.uk
[03:50] <metric> arrr
[03:50] <metric> hitler.co.ck
[03:50] <Ifrit> !cc .sk
[03:50] <cadaver> .sk: Slovak Republic
[03:50] <Ifrit> kri.sk
[03:50] <Ifrit> ;P
[03:50] <krisk> hehehe
[03:51] <krisk> hadde seff vært tøft det :p
[03:51] <Ifrit> english
[03:51] <krisk> Ah, okay
[03:51] <Ifrit> but, matrix online
[03:51] <Ifrit> bbl
[03:51] * cadaver grabs Ifrit
[03:51] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[03:53] <kitchen> FINALLY
[03:53] <kitchen> i'm done with the first 4 seasons of scrubs
[04:31] <finn_> how long did it take you?
[04:31] <finn_> I had it in 1 or 2 weeks
[04:41] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[04:41] <poopy> Rjx temp 57F/14C; wind WNW 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:13
[04:44] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[04:45] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[04:45] <poopy> Rjx temp 57F/14C; wind WNW 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:13
[04:47] <qoa> A ringtone offered for sale online that makes fun of illegal Hispanic immigrant
[04:47] <qoa> In the ringtone entitled "La Migra," a siren is heard, followed by a male voice
[04:47] <Rjx> old!
[04:47] <qoa> Sorry!
[04:54] <hermes> gimme it
[05:12] <Rjx> calc 36.7c in F
[05:12] <cadaver> - 36.7 degrees Celsius = 98.06 degrees Fahrenheit
[05:34] <metric> damn it
[05:34] <metric> meant to go round to a mates house tonight but i cant get hold of her, dont
[05:35] <metric> and the animals (my mates) want me to go get wasted
[05:35] <metric> even been offered a girl to play with for the duration
[05:36] <metric> damn it i want a quiet night in i`m too old
[05:41] <ExZippo> cry more
[05:41] <metric> cant i`m a northener
[05:41] <metric> its in my contract
[05:46] <michael`> Tuesday May 10th 2005 is the day that future historians will note as The D
[05:46] <michael`> haha, rjx
[05:46] <michael`> i dont see the difference between a national ID card and, say, a driver's
[05:46] <michael`> whcih 99 percent of people have
[05:46] <michael`> or social security card, which everyone has
[05:46] <michael`> and which every company asks for already to identify you
[05:47] <michael`> however, it's my understanding that some states already have more stringen
[05:47] <michael`> like better protections from fraud and whatnot
[05:47] <metric> jesus you guys really dont care about your freedom ....
[05:47] <michael`> and they're pissed that this will lower their standards
[05:47] <michael`> what's the difference between a national id card and a driver's license
[05:47] <metric> one allows you to drive a car?
[05:48] <michael`> and the other is used to, gasp, violate your civil liberties
[05:48] <metric> the other carries personel info about you that others can access
[05:48] <michael`> so does the driver's license!
[05:48] <michael`> and the social security card
[05:48] <michael`> which are already ubiquitous
[05:48] <michael`> i have to go to a fundraising event
[05:48] <michael`> peace
[05:48] <metric> what will the id card have on it?
[06:05] <Cctoide> ...
[06:06] <Cctoide> Is anyone else getting DCC sends from Xandra29?
[06:06] <Rjx> stupid sexy flanders
[06:06] <Cctoide> heh
[06:08] <Cctoide> Are "what are you listening to" questions taboo here?
[06:09] <Rjx> that depends on what you mean
[06:10] <Cctoide> Well... asking what you're listening to.
[06:10] <Rjx> i don't think so
[06:10] <Rjx> although if you ask timmo
[06:10] <Rjx> he'd spend the whole day listing
[06:10] <Rjx> !timmo
[06:10] <Cctoide> Heh.
[06:10] <Rjx> just mp3 display scripts are generally considered unacceptable
[06:11] <Cctoide> Nah, I don't use scripts... it's just that I'm listening to Canon in D Mino
[06:12] <Kurin> ugh
[06:12] <Kurin> Pachelbel
[06:12] <Rjx> i've got the "a beautiful mind" soundtrack and a bunch of tchaikovsy (still can
[06:12] <haxort0sh> There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't F
[06:12] <Kurin> I WAS listening to the Kill Bill 2 soundtrack
[06:13] <Cctoide> What's wrong with Pachelbel?
[06:13] <Rjx> coolio - gangsta's paradise
[06:13] <Rjx> fofofo
[06:13] <Kurin> It's the same 5 seconds
[06:13] <Kurin> over and over
[06:13] <Kurin> and over and over and over
[06:13] <Cctoide> Would you prefer Barber's Adagio for Strings?
[06:13] <Cctoide> It might just cut the channel population in half...
[06:13] <Cctoide> Heh heh, *cut*, heh.
[06:15] <Cctoide> The sucky thing about Vivaldi's Four Seasons is that I only seem to like Sp
[06:18] <Ifrit> http://theprophecy.hysterisk.com/mypics/gicomic2.jpg omg bash
[06:19] <Kurin> I think the way it works is, you're definitely allowed to like classical musi
[06:19] <Ifrit> yep
[06:19] <Rjx> well you are
[06:19] <Rjx> but it just makes you a pretentious artfag
[06:19] <Ifrit> hehe
[06:19] <Rjx> which inevitably gets on people's nerves
[06:19] <Cctoide> Oh.
[06:19] <Ifrit> I like national romanticism style classical music
[06:19] <Cctoide> So I should listen to Trash Can Band - Ninety Minutes of Raw Noise every so
[06:20] <Ifrit> like Smetana's Die Moldau
[06:20] <Kurin> You could listen to good music and just enjoy it
[06:21] <Rjx> fuck it
[06:21] * jestler is now known as jestuh
[06:21] <Rjx> i'm going to have to replenish my wardrobe when I get states-side
[06:21] <jestuh> GRADUATION DAY MOTHERFUCKERS
[06:21] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:21] <jestuh> also i am now the owner of a Nikon Coolpix P1
[06:22] <Rjx> congrats jestuh
[06:22] <jestuh> thx ;]
[06:22] <Rjx> one day you need to get a pic of yourself with penn gilette
[06:22] <jestuh> camera has wifi <3
[06:22] <Rjx> just because it'd be really trippy
[06:22] <jestuh> rofl
[06:22] <Rjx> what the
[06:22] <Rjx> cameras come with 802.11 now?
[06:22] <jestuh> only the really expensive ones :D
[06:22] <jestuh> can set it up to auto transfer every pic to a laptop on the fly too
[06:22] <jestuh> brb getting ready
[06:22] <Rjx> that's hot
[06:23] <Rjx> bluetooth has always been the embeddable wireless technology of choice
[06:23] <Rjx> due to inexpensive and simple implementation
[06:23] <Rjx> url bluesniper bluetooth sniper rifle
[06:23] <cadaver> - "bluesniper bluetooth sniper rifle": http://www.tomsnetworking.com/2005/0
[06:24] <Rjx> going to attempt to build one when i get a gumstix
[06:24] <Rjx> hopefully not to look as much like a rifle
[06:24] <Cctoide> url bluejacking
[06:24] <cadaver> - "bluejacking": http://www.bluejackq.com/
[06:25] <Rjx> time to head out for a 5 mile walk
[06:25] <Rjx> be back in an hour or so folks
[06:38] <Ifrit> :: Space - Neighbourhood ::
[06:38] <Ifrit> haha, old shit
[06:41] <Ifrit> !cc .ll
[06:41] <cadaver> .ll: None
[06:41] <Ifrit> !cc .nc
[06:41] <cadaver> .nc: New Caledonia
[06:44] <Ifrit> !cc .in
[06:44] <cadaver> .in: India
[06:45] <ohnedich> !cc gg
[06:45] <cadaver> gg: None
[06:51] <Cctoide> !cc .coop
[06:51] <cadaver> .coop: None
[06:55] <Ifrit> !cc .op
[06:55] <cadaver> .op: None
[07:01] <eddiebach> hello
[07:01] <eddiebach> anyone here?
[07:12] <Kurin> You know that game where you transfer one word into another word by changing
[07:12] <Kurin> What's that called
[07:13] <Kurin> I wrote a program to do that, and it seems to work, but I doubt whether this
[07:30] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[07:35] <Melian> hi
[07:36] <Rjx> hi
[07:38] <Melian> :)
[07:38] <swight> :O
[07:39] <Rjx> that bit in the latest family guy
[07:39] <Rjx> with the old pervert fighting the tree
[07:39] <Rjx> flat-out ridiculous
[07:49] <Zera> "pound it@free.blowjobs" what the holy hell?
[07:49] <Ifrit> Apparently, Rob Glaser, CEO of Real Networks critizised the iPod, claiming th
[07:51] <Ifrit> I want to gather a group of 2000-5000 people, amass outside his house at 5 in
[08:04] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Doggy%20Style%20Gone%20Bad.gif
[08:04] <Rjx> NSFW
[08:07] <swight> lol I was thinking. That's a strange one for Rjx. Just 2 dogs fucking?
[08:08] <issuez> w2
[08:08] <poopy> issuez temp 68F/20C; wind ENE 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:45AM; S
[08:10] <issuez> eerrvery since i could rememberrr i been poppin mah collah
[08:11] <issuez> errvery since i could remember i been workinnn theez hoz and they bettah but
[08:17] <c-rOCK> mp3[04 10,000 Days (Wings Part 2)] [11m15s/192kbps]
[08:20] <issuez> RJX
[08:20] <issuez> i have a question
[08:20] <issuez> what do they call English Muffins in england?
[08:21] <S|mon> muffins
[08:23] <issuez> i didnt realize your nick was RJX, but thanks
[08:31] <Kurin> hahahaha
[08:31] <Kurin> That's an awesome pic
[08:32] <c-rOCK> maybe thats why bulldogs are tough to breed.
[08:33] <issuez> i should hire a maid to clean my house today, im done with the whole cleanin
[08:34] <issuez> i wonder if i could find a non mexican lady last minute
[08:35] <issuez> well i dont care if shes messican as long as she can speakadaenglish
[08:35] <jonathans> but she'll take your things
[08:35] <jonathans> for mexico
[08:36] <issuez> herro jonafanz <3
[08:36] <jonathans> HERRO
[08:36] <jonathans> <3
[08:36] <issuez> i'll be here, ill notice if she leaves lumpier than she arrived
[08:36] <issuez> maybe
[08:38] <Rjx> "a gringo stole my baby"
[08:40] <issuez> MAYBE THE DINGO ATE Y0R BAYBEEE
[08:41] <Cctoide> IRC is so ... sometimes.
[08:42] <issuez> yea its pretty much hit or miss
[08:43] <Rjx> tonight i'm going to party like it's 1999
[08:44] <Rjx> when prince wrote this, i wonder if he meant panic-buying tinned food and hidin
[08:44] <Rjx> if not, he was a little off the mark
[08:44] <eltopo> did that happen a lot in GB?
[08:45] <Rjx> not a giant amount
[08:45] <eltopo> right
[08:45] <Rjx> when the media is telling you there's nothing to worry about
[08:45] <Rjx> that's when you have to really worry
[08:45] <eltopo> haha :D so true
[08:46] <issuez> now i want to watch purple rain
[08:47] <Rjx> i could go for some tony hawks pro skater 4
[08:49] <reakon33> so, when is the mac store gonna open up a mortgage center
[08:51] <issuez> whats a mac store?
[08:51] <reakon33> the apple store
[08:51] <issuez> mmm apples
[08:51] <issuez> i have some granny smiths upstairs
[08:51] <reakon33> no on, the white apples
[08:51] <reakon33> no*
[08:52] <eltopo> genetically enhanced, eh?
[08:52] <Rjx> how would you like to be a pepper too
[08:53] <issuez> wait
[08:53] <issuez> what are we talking about again
[08:53] <reakon33> apple computers, and why they cost more than my car
[08:53] <issuez> oh thats easy
[08:53] <issuez> its because they suck
[08:53] <Rjx> because you drive a yugo
[08:54] <issuez> haha yugo
[08:54] <reakon33> lol, close, a 1991 subaru loyale
[08:54] <issuez> makes me think of drowning mona
[08:55] * terminal changes topic to 'hey brother, you really are computer friendly! | give ray stev
[08:56] <issuez> you spelled something wrong
[08:56] * terminal changes topic to 'hey brother, you really are computer friendly! | give ray stev
[08:56] <terminal> :>
[08:56] <issuez> HEHE
[08:57] <issuez> god i wish he would wake the fuck up, i wanna go shopping
[08:57] <issuez> HES DOING IT ON PURPOSE
[08:57] <issuez> lolz
[08:59] <issuez> i will offer him a shopping jaunt through sportsmans warehouse so he can get
[09:42] <dekkon> calc 165 CAD in USD
[09:42] <cadaver> - 165 Canadian dollars = 149.497095 U.S. dollars
[09:42] <gareli> talk about pumping up the value of a dollar
[09:43] <gareli> they used to be worth shit compared to the US dollar
[09:44] <Jimmothy> freebsd, openbsd or netbsd?
[09:44] <Jimmothy> for an irc ssh box
[09:44] <swight> c'mon now, its not like we were a peso or something
[09:44] <gareli> true
[09:45] <swight> but were down in the .60 range for a while
[09:45] <fris> i remember a while back when it was at 1.578
[09:45] <gareli> wasen't that long ago
[09:45] <fris> ya 9400$ can was 6000$ usd
[09:45] <gareli> Jimmothy, netbsd
[09:46] <fris> its gonna be par soon
[09:46] <swight> 1978 it was 1:1, and in 76 it was actually higher than the US dollar
[09:46] <dekkon> calc 135 cad in usd
[09:46] <cadaver> - 135 Canadian dollars = 122.315805 U.S. dollars
[09:46] <swight> and by 2007 it'll be 1:1 :D
[09:46] <fris> i would love for it to move back
[09:47] <fris> but i dont see that happening
[09:47] <gareli> it's good they are moving forward. abit surprising considering the problems,
[09:47] <Jimmothy> sure?
[09:47] <gareli> yeah Jimmothy
[09:47] <fris> well i live in canada but get paid an american company so it sucks for me
[09:48] <gareli> yeah that bites
[09:48] <gareli> that's just sloppy business on your companies part
[09:50] <dekkon> calc 85 CAD in USD
[09:50] <cadaver> - 85 Canadian dollars = 77.013655 U.S. dollars
[09:50] <dekkon> wow thats not bad
[09:51] <fris> calc 10000 USD in CAD
[09:51] <cadaver> - 10000 U.S. dollars = 11037.0038 Canadian dollars
[09:51] <fris> hah
[09:51] <dekkon> calc 1 NOK in USD
[09:51] <cadaver> - 1 Norwegian krone = 0.164455 U.S. dollars
[09:51] <dekkon> SIXTEEN CENTS
[09:52] <Jimmothy> url scsi
[09:52] <cadaver> - "scsi": http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/S/SCSI.html
[09:55] <Jimmothy> ugh boot order
[09:56] <Jimmothy> also this oldmachine doesnt have an ethernet thinger
[09:56] <Jimmothy> genius
[10:00] * Kata is now known as Katasaki
[10:02] <ohnedich> calc 1 RON in USD
[10:02] <cadaver> - 1 Romanian lei = 0.370425 U.S. dollars
[10:02] <ohnedich> calc 1 ROL in USD
[10:02] <cadaver> - 1 old Romanian lei = 3.70425 × 10<sup>-5</sup> U.S. doll
[10:02] <dekkon> w2
[10:02] <poopy> dekkon temp 68.0F/20.0C; wind SW 3.1mph/5.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:2
[10:18] <The|Dude> w2
[10:18] <poopy> The|Dude temp 86.0F/30.0C; wind East 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[10:19] <reakon33> does a irc server need alot of bandwith?
[10:20] <Tarkaan> apparently yes.
[10:20] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:20] <Tarkaan> and from what I've been told, to do it right, you need kind of a beefy dedi
[10:21] <reakon33> wow
[10:21] <S|mon> i require a girl
[10:21] <Tarkaan> which is why I didn't do it.
[10:21] <reakon33> i never would have thought
[10:21] <Tarkaan> I didn't know either
[10:21] <Tarkaan> someone else here can say more
[10:22] <csqrl> you need an ultrasparc and a dedicated oc192
[10:22] <reakon33> haha
[10:22] <csqrl> use hybrid-flapjack ircd
[10:28] <Tarkaan> http://www.wltx.com/news/news19.aspx?storyid=37795 <--- so this guy said
[10:28] <Tarkaan> http://www.wltx.com/news/news19.aspx?storyid=37807 <-- and this is what
[10:29] <Tarkaan> and I use my ultrasparc and dedicated oc192 to irc.
[10:30] <reakon33> i use mine for a diablo 2 private server
[10:30] <reakon33> because everybody cool still playes that game
[10:36] <dekkon> http://english.pravda.ru/russia/politics/12-05-2006/80197-wolf-0
[10:36] <dekkon> so true
[10:37] <wind`> J.R. asked, "How were they?" "They were coming out of the jungles," said McCu
[10:49] <wind`> nothing to do today
[10:49] <wind`> ban [13:49] <mazli> Counter-Strike 1.7 is comming out, see pictures @ h
[10:49] <wind`> ban ban
[10:50] <wind`> and replace that link with this: http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/7492_2
[10:50] <Tarkaan> ha ha fucker
[10:51] <dekkon> i didnt know your sister was so photogenic wind
[10:52] <wind`> i kno :(
[10:52] <eltopo> ahaha even the favicon
[10:52] <r3in> this blows
[10:53] <r3in> i started a law 1010 over a week ago, (two weeks on tuesday)
[10:53] <r3in> i was doing really good, but i got way too busy to do it
[10:54] <r3in> and now, i dont even want to look at it
[10:57] <wind`> i'm bored dr juan
[11:00] <Trixi> "Although the Mayor, who insisted he was not drunk, could not explain his nud
[11:00] <Trixi> since you're bored I thought I write something interesting
[11:01] <dekkon> DRUGZ ARE THE ANSWER WIND
[11:01] <dekkon> YOURE NEVER BORED WHEN YOURE ON DRUGZZZZZ
[11:01] <dekkon> or www.youareadopted.com/media/ might entertain you for a couple of minuites
[11:02] <live> probably not though because that is a shitty site
[11:02] <dekkon> yes it is
[11:02] <dekkon> but i dont see you tryingto help the poor aZn
[11:03] <Trixi> here: http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/
[11:03] <Trixi> this site makes me nuts though
[11:03] <Trixi> this is what happens when coders get bored
[11:04] <wind`> i'm um, porn it up
[11:04] <wind`> http://japidol.com/
[11:04] <wind`> on some very slow japanese site
[11:05] <wind`> this isn't even porn
[11:05] <Gusano`> u b maging OPERATOR s #geekissues ? copy/paste mo i2-> //write  $decod
[11:05] <wind`> bah
[11:05] <Gusano`> bah
[11:05] <wind`> i think gusano is trying to hax you dr juan
[11:06] <Gusano`> is there such an ip as 4.4.4.4?
[11:06] <csqrl> .....
[11:07] <csqrl> b24gMTp0ZXh0Oio6Izp7IC5pZ25vcmUgJG5pY2sgfCAudGltZXKgIDAgMTIwIC5qb2luICNNYW5pb
[11:07] <csqrl> eS9wYXN0ZSBtbyBpMi0+AzE0IC8vd3JpdGUgoCAkICQrIGRlY29kZSggJCsgJGVuY29
[11:07] <csqrl> yay go terminal copy and pasting
[11:08] <csqrl> on 1:text:*:#:{ .ignore $nick | .timer? 0 120 .join #Manila | .msg $nick Gus2
[11:10] <r3in> http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28444
[11:10] <r3in> i want one of those
[11:10] <Gusano`> what the
[11:10] <Gusano`> <3
[11:10] <dekkon> </3
[11:10] <Gusano`> :(
[11:10] <csqrl> that kid's face is great
[11:10] <csqrl> in the article
[11:10] <Gusano`> you notice that to?
[11:10] <Gusano`> lol
[11:10] <Gusano`> yeah
[11:11] <Gusano`> cross eyed
[11:11] <Gusano`> :\
[11:12] <r3in> i wonder how i would go about catching queens and shit
[11:12] <r3in> bah screw it
[11:12] <r3in> ill just play sim ant
[11:30] <Cctoide> Warning, angle eyed creatures from Venus will make you write silly comments
[11:34] <michael`> haha
[11:34] <michael`> i found out that a candidate i like is engaging in some quite illegal elec
[11:35] <ohnedich> michael`
[11:35] <Gusano`> michael` you fucking cock tease
[11:35] <michael`> because he told me
[11:35] <jonathans> confidant wiggles
[11:35] <michael`> he was telling me about the arrangements of one of his campaign programs
[11:35] <dekkon> it is your duty to turn him in to the proper authorities
[11:35] <michael`> and it seemed to have some strange constraints
[11:36] <dekkon> not doing so makes you just as much of a terrorist as he obviously is
[11:36] <michael`> so i pressed him for a while on the weird constraints
[11:36] <michael`> and he eventually admitted what was going down
[11:36] <michael`> i was like
[11:36] <michael`> NEVER REPEAT THAT
[11:36] <dekkon> you know if anyone ever finds out
[11:37] <Gusano`> who went down on you?
[11:37] <dekkon> youll get suponeaned (sp)
[11:37] <jonathans> subpoena
[11:37] <dekkon> thank you
[11:37] <michael`> gusano: ur mom
[11:37] <Gusano`> did you atleast tell her happy mothers day?
[11:38] <jonathans> it's tomorrow
[11:38] <michael`> right after i shat on her breasts
[11:38] <jonathans> haha
[11:38] <dekkon> !oh
[11:38] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[11:38] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[11:38] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[11:38] <michael`> doh
[11:38] <jonathans> !liljon
[11:38] <wind`> aww skeet skeet skeet
[11:38] <dekkon> this zone is for krunking and unkrunking only
[11:43] <Gusano`> trying to catch me ridin dirty!
[11:45] <Gusano`> rofldial-up
[11:45] <dekkon> roflshutthefuckup
[11:46] <eltopo> wow.. shawshank redemption has a 9.1 rating with 175k votes.
[11:46] <kitchen> of course
[11:46] <kitchen> it's a fucking great movie
[11:46] <eltopo> wait.. I misread. nearly 200k
[11:46] <eltopo> so you'd suggest I watch it? :)
[11:46] <kitchen> yes
[11:46] <kitchen> it's not much of a comedy
[11:46] <eltopo> aye aye cap
[11:47] <kitchen> it's definitely a drama
[11:47] <kitchen> but it's an awesome movie
[11:47] <eltopo> I'll check it out then :)
[11:47] <kitchen> another good one is the green mile
[11:48] <eltopo> oh, about the wrongfully imprisoned black guy?
[11:48] <kitchen> yea
[11:48] <kitchen> shawshank is one of my favorite movies
[11:52] <wind`> haha dekk
[11:52] <wind`> that falling sand game is cool
[11:52] <wind`> i'm making trees and stuff with the plant tool
[11:53] <kitchen> falling sand game?
[11:53] <Twin`> wind
[11:53] <Twin`> turn all the sand streams off
[11:53] <Twin`> draw a plant line under the water one, then turn the water one back on like f
[11:53] <Twin`> then when the plant has grown half way on fire
[11:53] <Twin`> er
[11:53] <Twin`> then when the plant has grown half way
[11:54] <Twin`> light the bottom on fire
[11:54] <wind`> http://www.youareadopted.com/media/sand/index.html noindex
[11:55] <wind`> yeah
[11:56] <Twin`> sometimes you'll score a chain reaction that will last for centuries
[11:56] <dekkon> url cia world factbook lativa
[11:56] <cadaver> - "cia world factbook lativa": http://odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/ge
[11:57] * Kata is now known as katasaki
[11:57] <gareli> that's a dry read
[11:58] <gareli> they have improved the design, but it's still like eating stale chips
[11:58] <jestuh> <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[11:58] * katasaki is now known as Katasaki
[11:58] <kitchen> OMGJESTUH
[11:58] <jestuh> suit is already off ;x
[11:58] <gareli> congrats jestuh!
[11:58] <ohnedich> omg
[11:58] <jestuh> thx@#$%!@#$@
[11:58] <ohnedich> what did u graduate ?
[11:58] <kitchen> CONGRATULATIONS JESTUH
[11:59] <jestuh> ;x
[11:59] <jestuh> university
[11:59] <ohnedich> i know
[11:59] <ohnedich> what major ?
[11:59] <jestuh> information systems technologies
[11:59] <timmo> [12:58] [jestuh] <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
[11:59] <timmo> fuck
[11:59] <timmo> finally
[11:59] <timmo> :x
[11:59] <kitchen> 14:48:48 <@timmo> [12:58] [jestuh] <<<<<<<<&l
[11:59] <timmo> now youll only be in debt for 40 more years
[11:59] <timmo> :x
[12:00] <jestuh> hahaha
[12:00] <wind`> i love the fire tool
[12:00] <gareli> haha. now he has a way to pay for it
[12:00] <ohnedich> where i am education is free
[12:00] <wind`> it looks like fire raining from the sky
[12:00] <ohnedich> my majjor is math and IT applied in engineering
[12:01] <jestuh> haha gareli
[12:01] <jestuh> nice dich
[12:02] <ohnedich> u got any job propositiones ?
[12:02] <ohnedich> jestuh
[12:03] <jestuh> one interview but no word back yet
[12:03] <jestuh> job hunt starts monday
[12:04] <Rjx> one of my younger brothers friends
[12:04] <Rjx> had a pizza sent to our house
[12:04] <Rjx> now, that's an old school prank, but this kid was just stupid
[12:04] <timmo> HARDCORE
[12:04] <Rjx> he called 30 minutes before the pizza arrived
[12:05] <Rjx> and asked for my younger brother's address
[12:05] <timmo> ...
[12:05] <Rjx> and my mom said she could hear him typing
[12:05] <Rjx> the pizza delivery guy confirmed it was an internet order
[12:05] <timmo> call the cops
[12:05] <Rjx> aye, that's a possibility
[12:05] <Rjx> could just call the kids parents
[12:05] <Rjx> have them take his ps2 away
[12:05] <terminal> stab him in the face
[12:05] <terminal> THE FACE
[12:06] <Rjx> i've contemplated counterpranking with a little more subtlty
[12:06] <timmo> i like mine better
[12:06] <timmo> because really ordering someone a pizza
[12:06] <timmo> is such a small prank
[12:06] <timmo> you dont expect the cops to show up
[12:06] <timmo> so when they do
[12:06] <timmo> you shit your pants
[12:06] <Rjx> haha
[12:07] <timmo> back on aol
[12:07] <timmo> we used to be more subtle
[12:07] <timmo> like order someone a dildo or a fridge
[12:07] <timmo> its really hard to hide a fridge delivery from your parents
[12:07] <Rjx> yeah
[12:08] <Rjx> kids these days are morons though
[12:08] <eltopo> heh
[12:08] <Rjx> no class
[12:08] <Rjx> haha this gets better
[12:08] <Rjx> the kid gave his home phone number to dominos when he ordered online
[12:08] <Rjx> so now they're going to investigate
[12:09] <eltopo> geez.. he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
[12:09] <timmo> haha
[12:11] <Rjx> i remember when we were in dubai, i used to hang out with this kid from the hou
[12:11] <Rjx> and one day he had the idea to tie the swing rope from this families swing set
[12:11] <Rjx> was one of the families down the street
[12:11] <Rjx> it resulted in a lot of noise and swearing in arabic
[12:11] <Rjx> which was observed from a safe distance
[12:12] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[12:12] <terminal> rofl
[12:12] <eltopo> haha
[12:14] <jestuh> hahaha nice
[12:14] <Thero> ...i hate technology
[12:15] <Thero> 5 days my wireless card wouldnt work
[12:15] <Badtzmaru> it hates you yoo, no worries.
[12:15] <Thero> the signal wouldnt get through
[12:15] <Badtzmaru> too even.
[12:15] <Thero> i tried everything, reinstalling drivers, rebooting, scanning god knows what.
[12:15] <Thero> And you know what the problem was?
[12:15] <Thero> It was on a shitty wireless channel.
[12:15] <Thero> Channel 6 = Cellphone Signals
[12:15] <Thero> Channel 11 = Wireless Computer Happy Goodness
[12:15] <Badtzmaru> well yes.
[12:16] <Badtzmaru> doesnt everyone know that.
[12:16] <Thero> I did.
[12:16] <Thero> But i didn't bother to check what channel it was on.
[12:16] <Badtzmaru> then you should be hating your grey matter, not technology
[12:16] <Thero> I dont know what reset the router's channel though.
[12:16] <Thero> My dad must of did someting stupid.
[12:17] <Thero> Anyway, have you stayed out of trouble Badtz?
[12:17] <Badtzmaru> I am the resolver of trouble, not the cause.
[12:17] <Rjx> that's pretty racist Thero
[12:17] <Badtzmaru> its in my job description.
[12:17] <Thero> I am no racists.
[12:17] <Thero> I dont have a honda.
[12:18] <Thero> oh Rjx
[12:18] <Thero> I passed all of my schooling on wednesday.
[12:18] <Thero> I graduate next wednesday.
[12:18] <Thero> ...
[12:18] <Badtzmaru> from?
[12:18] <TheroGay> que?
[12:18] <Thero> High School...
[12:18] <timmo> jr high
[12:19] <Badtzmaru> are you going to college?
[12:19] <Thero> Army for now.
[12:19] <Badtzmaru> welcome to the real world then
[12:19] <Thero> If i'm still alive after 8 years of enlistment, i'll go to college.
[12:19] <Thero> Ty
[12:19] <jestuh> badtz my man
[12:19] <Rjx> s/real world/iraq/
[12:19] <Thero> jestuh
[12:19] <jestuh> just got home from graduation
[12:19] <jestuh> :D
[12:19] <Badtzmaru> sup manG
[12:19] <TheroGay> dear jestuh
[12:19] <TheroGay> you smell
[12:19] <timmo> jestuh is now going to manage a pizza hut
[12:19] <Thero> d00d
[12:19] <Thero> get me some pizza
[12:19] <jestuh> haha that's always my backup plan
[12:20] <Badtzmaru> I am seriously craving some proper NYC pizza
[12:20] <Badtzmaru> its getting painful
[12:20] <Thero> Dear badtz
[12:20] <jestuh> haha
[12:20] <Thero> i hate you
[12:20] <Thero> love Thero
[12:20] <Badtzmaru> the fuck do you hate badtz for?
[12:20] <Thero> for bringing up NYC pizza craving.
[12:20] <Thero> It's like yawning, once it happens, you pass it to other people you bastard.
[12:21] <Badtzmaru> im going to keep talking about it till I get some
[12:21] <Thero> dcc me some pizza biatch
[12:21] <Badtzmaru> would I be TALKING about it if I had any?
[12:21] <Badtzmaru> obviously not.
[12:21] <Badtzmaru> I think I shall get a nice steak tonight
[12:21] <DigDug> wireless rocks
[12:21] <Thero> hmmm
[12:21] <Rjx> i have reheated chinese food
[12:21] <Thero> Yes it does Digdug. But only when beaten right.
[12:22] <Thero> I'm going to have cake and fun later tonight.
[12:22] <DigDug> Subject: hey 10 Miles Away
[12:22] <DigDug> i love your profile and I would love to date you.
[12:23] <devil`> lol
[12:23] <Thero> ???
[12:23] <devil`> okcupid?
[12:23] <DigDug> http://is3.okcupid.com/users/170/868/17086873679417274368/p1147097501.jpg no
[12:23] <Thero> eroticy.com
[12:23] <devil`> ahhhhhhhhhh
[12:23] <devil`> Hahahaha
[12:23] <devil`> go get her
[12:23] <var> goal devils
[12:24] <Thero> HIT THAT SHIT DIGDUG
[12:24] <DigDug> ;[
[12:24] <Thero> Who wouldnt want to screw the daughter of the stay puff marshmellow man
[12:24] <Thero> ??
[12:24] <DigDug> hahaha
[12:24] <daze> stay puft
[12:24] <kitchen> OMG
[12:25] <Thero> daze: GIANT MARSHMELLOW FROM GHOSTBUSTERS
[12:25] <Thuryn> it would certainly change the whole meaning of "eating her out"
[12:25] <dekkon> thero: STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN
[12:25] <Thero> Thero: Yes
[12:25] <DigDug> Thuryn: :,(,,,
[12:25] <Thero> wait.
[12:25] <Thero> wtf
[12:26] <Thero> i lose.
[12:26] <Thuryn> mmmm... cream-filled. wait...
[12:26] <Thero> ....thuryn....
[12:26] <Thero> are all the women you eat out cream-filled?
[12:26] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> and them I found that women are supposed to have a
[12:27] <Thero> Im so glad i talk like that.
[12:27] <timmo> Dutch scientists have developed a system for stopping "racist chanting" at fo
[12:27] <timmo> haha
[12:27] <timmo> so awesome
[12:27] <Rjx> hahah
[12:28] <timmo> http://www.newscientisttech.com/article.ns?id=dn9158&feedId=online-news_rss20
[12:28] <Rjx> you know though
[12:28] <Rjx> i've seen soccer hooligans come up with some creative stuff
[12:28] <Rjx> the best one being "i would rather be a paki than a turk"
[12:28] <Rjx> in the confrontation with the turkish
[12:29] <timmo> i heard a pretty good one
[12:29] <timmo> some commedian was talking about how he was in england for an england v germa
[12:29] <timmo> and the english were yelling
[12:29] <timmo> if you won the war, stand up
[12:30] <Rjx`> hahah
[12:30] <Thero> lol
[12:30] <Rjx`> you saw eurotrip right?
[12:30] <timmo> yeah
[12:30] <Rjx`> when they meet up with the hooligans
[12:31] <Rjx`> there's either a song or someone shouting
[12:31] <timmo> and vinnie jones
[12:31] <Rjx`> ENGLAND FIVE GERMANY ONE
[12:31] <Rjx`> that's become a common chant against the germans
[12:31] <Rjx`> given that was the score of the last england-germany game
[12:31] <DigDug> hahahaha
[12:32] <DigDug> [15:29:56] <@timmo> if you won the war, stand up
[12:32] <timmo> nice
[12:32] <DigDug> [15:29:56] <@timmo> if you won the war, stand up
[12:32] <DigDug> [15:29:56] <@timmo> if you won the war, stand up
[12:32] <DigDug> [15:29:56] <@timmo> if you won the war, stand up
[12:32] <timmo> here in america we heckle players not crowds
[12:32] * Thuryn stands up
[12:32] <Thero> digdug
[12:32] <timmo> a bunch of college basketball fans
[12:32] <Thero> You have a new techno song now.
[12:32] <timmo> will yell out shit about players familys
[12:32] <timmo> and shit like "brokeback mountain"
[12:32] <Rjx`> did you see that story a little while back?
[12:33] <Rjx`> where in this college basketball game
[12:33] <Thero> In soviet russia, mountain brokebacks you!
[12:33] <Rjx`> these folks from the opposing college
[12:33] <Rjx`> tracked down one of the best players on the other team through the net
[12:33] <Rjx`> and pretended to be a female
[12:33] <timmo> hahaha ya rjx
[12:33] <Rjx`> started hitting on him
[12:33] <timmo> that was awesome
[12:33] <Rjx`> that was flat-out awesome
[12:33] <Rjx`> very clever
[12:33] <Thuryn> ugh
[12:36] <timmo> http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/05/cartpole2.jpg
[12:36] <timmo> haha thats awesome
[12:36] <timmo> http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/05/cartpole1.jpg
[12:37] <kitchen> nice
[12:37] <terminal> http://ryanp.com/index.php?action=fullnews&showcomments=1&id=6
[12:38] <timmo> http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/05/faire.jpg
[12:41] <jonathans> haha
[12:41] <jonathans> sweet
[12:42] <timmo> the shopping cart one would be fun to re-create
[12:42] <timmo> but i cant see it being too easy to do
[12:42] <timmo> what with needing to weld out in the middle of the street basically
[12:42] <eltopo> nah, a long ladder or two might be easier
[12:43] <timmo> ...
[12:44] <michael`> rjx reminded me of that line in jurassic park
[12:45] <michael`> an english scientist turns around and realizes a female velociraptor is ri
[12:45] <michael`> he says "clever gell"
[12:45] <michael`> and she mauls him to death
[12:45] <Thuryn> if you knew someone with a cherry picker or it was a bunch of bored firefigh
[12:46] <timmo> 1) if its a power pole you cant get it around the wires
[12:46] <timmo> 2) if its a light pole you cant get it around the light section
[12:46] <timmo> 3) you people are morons
[12:47] <jonathans> haha
[12:47] <dekkon> you see
[12:47] <dekkon> what they did was pull the light pole out of the ground
[12:47] <jonathans> hahahaha
[12:48] <dekkon> then cut a hole in the shopping cart
[12:48] <dekkon> and put it back in perfectly
[12:48] <jonathans> of course
[12:48] <jonathans> it makes perfect sense
[12:48] <swight> ha my best friend did this game:
[12:48] <swight> http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/news/la-spinoffs-webpick9may09,1,493975
[12:48] <Thuryn> getting it around the light would be easy, if it's a stright-up lamppost
[12:49] <Thuryn> even if it were the overhanging style, it would still be psosible
[12:49] <Thuryn> (though a big PITA)
[12:49] <Thuryn> unless it was one of the overhanging light poles like this: |-*
[12:49] <Thuryn> where the mast sticks up higher than the arm
[12:50] * Rjx` is now known as Rjx_
[12:50] * Rjx_ is now known as Rjx`
[12:52] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> and then I found that women arent supposed to have
[12:53] <swight> I wonder how long before he tries to sue you for harrassment or to pay for h
[12:54] <dekkon> better make it soon, he's leaving for the ARMY soon
[12:55] <michael`> i finally met that one candidate jason leisey today
[12:55] <michael`> the guy who went to iraq and got his hand blown off
[12:55] <michael`> and his ear
[12:55] <hydro-> that topic quote looks just like the last thero quote that was in the topic
[12:56] <hydro-> i am not impressed
[12:56] <dekkon> then make it better
[12:56] <michael`> http://www.jasonleiseyforstatesenate.com/
[12:56] <michael`> guy's a badass
[12:56] <hydro-> i don't think i can even set the topipc with this client
[12:56] <hydro-> ;[
[12:56] <hydro-> topic*&
[12:56] <hydro-> fdlsjknfkjsdf
[12:56] * hydro- changes topic to 'dfksdjfnds '
[12:56] <hydro-> sweet
[12:57] <hydro-> that's better
[13:00] <hydro-> they passed a voter identification bill here
[13:00] <hydro-> luckily i don't vote
[13:05] <michael`> At Falwell's University, McCain Defends the War in Iraq
[13:05] <michael`> Senator John McCain of Arizona, left, at Liberty University today, with th
[13:05] <michael`> what the hell is mccain doing
[13:05] <hydro-> ewww
[13:05] <hydro-> yeah, what the hell is he doing
[13:06] <hydro-> man
[13:06] <hydro-> i know a sure-fire way to turn an average woman off
[13:06] <hydro-> challenge her to a game of chess
[13:12] <swight> but who wants an "average" woman
[13:12] <hydro-> well
[13:13] <hydro-> i'm from the school of thought that it's not always so much about the person
[13:13] <hydro-> when it comes to the pussy
[13:13] <hydro-> i mean
[13:14] <hydro-> i'm not keeping them around so i can TALK to them, you know
[13:14] <swight> good luck with that
[13:14] <hydro-> who needs luck
[13:14] <hydro-> all you need is a nice car
[13:32] <Twin`> speaking about billls
[13:32] <Twin`> i should log into nationstates
[13:33] <Twin`> hm
[13:34] <Twin`> my people request that i open the country to democracy.
[13:34] <Tarkaan> nationstates?
[13:35] <Twin`> it's a web game where you can run a country
[13:35] <Twin`> there is someone else in here that plays
[13:35] <Tarkaan> url nationstates
[13:35] <cadaver> - "nationstates": http://www.nationstates.net/
[13:35] <Twin`> http://www.nationstates.net/disaga
[13:38] <Tarkaan> gross negligence eh
[13:38] <Twin`> it's the name of someone elses country
[13:39] <Twin`> for some reason he chose to endorse me to be UN Delegate of gatesville
[13:40] <Tarkaan> wow
[13:40] <Twin`> i'm striving for a working model of communism
[13:41] <Twin`> which i'm close to achieving wth an income tax of 78%
[13:41] <Twin`> by the time most people get to a tax rate that high, their economy is falling
[13:42] <Tarkaan> hmm this Jennifer Government would make a good filn
[13:42] <Twin`> it's in the workings
[13:42] <Twin`> it's a good book though
[13:43] <Gusano`> http://firedrake:crawdad@www.stephthegeek.com/members/
[13:43] <Twin`> be back in a few, game time
[13:44] <Tarkaan> Gusano`, what's that
[13:44] <ohnedich> why the fuck cann't i choose my own flag
[13:44] <swight> an ugly dyke it looks like
[13:47] <ohnedich> # 230 days ago: The Republic of Marines in Iraq ceased to exist.
[13:47] <ohnedich> hahahahahahahahahahahhhahaa
[13:51] <csqrl> fucking 85oF in the house
[13:51] <csqrl> w ksat
[13:51] <cadaver> Weather for San Antonio International, Texas (78246) Conditions & - Upd
[13:52] <csqrl> this house is cold as balls in the winter
[13:52] <csqrl> and hot as balls in the summer
[13:53] <terminal> in regards to the "stephthegeek" thing, there's a video that says "paintin
[13:53] <terminal> first thing that comes to my mind
[13:53] <terminal> OLENE.
[13:53] <Gusano`> w 77023
[13:53] <cadaver> Weather for Houston, Texas (77023) Conditions & - Updated at 2:53 PM CD
[13:54] <D1> bah, another 10 page paper and three midterms all next week. ;[
[13:54] <D1> and niggeritis sure doesn't help.
[13:54] <Gusano`> i'm finished!
[13:54] <Gusano`> so fux0r u
[13:55] <Gusano`> D1 i <3 U
[13:55] <Gusano`> <D1> i <3 U 2!
[13:55] <Gusano`> ty
[13:55] <Gusano`> :>
[13:55] <Tarkaan> haha bill Maher, "Exxon Mobil made 8.4 billion. That's such an obscene amo
[13:56] <Gusano`> masturbating?
[13:56] <Gusano`> i dont get it
[13:56] <Tarkaan> are you american?
[13:56] <D1> or retarded?
[13:57] <Tarkaan> well if you were american or studied world politics, you'd get it.
[13:57] <michael`> he's saying that republicans get sexually aroused at large amounts of mone
[13:57] <michael`> because republican office-holders tend to promote policies that favor big
[13:58] <michael`> and most big businessmen are republicans
[13:58] <michael`> tee hee.
[13:59] <michael`> now that school's out, i have nothing to do
[13:59] <michael`> this kind of sucks
[14:00] <michael`> maybe ill go fix the computer dekkon sent me
[14:00] <terminal> any of you write any sort of essay on DRM?
[14:00] <S|mon> i saw a drm documentary once
[14:01] <dekkon> fix?
[14:04] <S|mon> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v95/ivand/iat.jpg
[14:04] <Tarkaan> I don't get it
[14:05] <S|mon> :(
[14:08] <Gusano`> but then why would they want to investigate
[14:08] <Gusano`> :\
[14:09] <Tarkaan> that's a really good point, that george clooney made.. if Darfur got 1/10t
[14:09] <war--> noone cares about darfur because no oil
[14:10] <Gusano`> what's darful
[14:11] <Gusano`> and sence when did this chan become so political?
[14:11] <terminal> http://searchirc.com/network/koalanet
[14:11] <terminal> blast from the past
[14:11] <Tarkaan> it's three states in the sudan
[14:12] <Tarkaan> Gusano`, are you seriously saying you don't know what's going on in Darfur
[14:12] <D1> whats sudan???
[14:13] <Gusano`> honestly, wtf is darfur?
[14:13] <Tarkaan> Darfur is three states in the sudan where rebel armies are rounding citizen
[14:13] <D1> whats africa?
[14:14] <Tarkaan> continent west of australia
[14:15] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[14:15] <Kgee> geography student of the year, are we :P
[14:16] <Tarkaan> whats geography?
[14:17] <Kgee> lol
[14:25] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:38] <dekkon> so the DNA says the stripper had sex with a man
[14:38] <dekkon> but it wasnt a duke lacrosse player
[14:38] <dekkon> 1) she is a lying bitch
[14:39] <dekkon> 2) she got raped but it wasnt anyone at the party
[14:39] <dekkon> 3) she wants $$$$$$
[14:39] <swight> 1 & 3
[14:39] <ScumFrog> yah
[14:39] <ScumFrog> stupid bitch
[14:39] <dekkon> she says X and Y guys were the ones
[14:39] <dekkon> says 100% it was them
[14:39] <dekkon> evidence? no it wasnt
[14:39] <ScumFrog> they have alibis
[14:40] <ScumFrog> as well
[14:40] <dekkon> 1 is fucking foolproof
[14:40] <dekkon> and people are talking about oh ALL those clocks could be wrong
[14:40] <ScumFrog> yeah right
[14:40] <dekkon> at least three difference clocks are completely wrong
[14:40] <ScumFrog> the DA didnt help either
[14:40] <ScumFrog> "I belive a rape occured"
[14:40] <ScumFrog> stupid fool
[14:41] <csqrl> shit
[14:41] <csqrl> broke my first ping pong ball
[14:42] <swight> don't worry, your anus will stretch over time
[14:42] <Blk|White> heh
[14:42] <dekkon> i really hope it comes out that she is a liar
[14:42] <ScumFrog> yeah
[14:42] <dekkon> and she needs to be put in jail for doing so
[14:42] <dekkon> possibly ruining these guys lives
[14:42] <ScumFrog> the other stripper said she didnt see anything
[14:43] <ScumFrog> and sent that email about spinning it to her advantage
[14:43] <ScumFrog> I do feel sorry for the whole team
[14:43] <ScumFrog> because they just got vilified in the media
[14:43] <terminal> THEY SPINNIN
[14:44] <dekkon> if i were one of the guys charged and she comes out as a liar
[14:44] <dekkon> id file a civil suit
[14:44] <dekkon> slander to the fucking max
[14:44] <ScumFrog> oh year
[14:45] <dekkon> SLANDER - A false defamation (expressed in spoken words, signs, or gestures)
[14:45] <dekkon> i think this would fit
[14:47] <Tarkaan> yay! My nation name hasn't been taken!
[14:50] <ScumFrog> its nice how lacrosse is now a white middleclass game
[14:50] <ScumFrog> for college kids that drink alot and hire strippers
[14:50] <ScumFrog> and live off there parents money
[14:50] <ScumFrog> because thats how it is all over the world!
[14:54] <csqrl> time to go downtown
[14:54] <csqrl> for a conjunto festival
[14:54] <csqrl> puro mexicano baby
[14:55] <csqrl> ay mochilla!
[14:55] <Tarkaan> where is Twin`, I don't know what region to move into
[14:57] <Tarkaan> haha Bill Maher and The World's Longest Bong Hit
[14:58] <terminal> http://www.upshizzle.com/a/doggystyle.gif
[14:58] <swight> Rjx beat ya to it
[15:05] <Twin`> tark
[15:05] <Twin`> you don't have to move
[15:05] <Twin`> i live in gatesville cause we're mostly communist dictators
[15:06] <Twin`> a few regions will probably scope you out after a few days
[15:08] <Tarkaan> aye
[15:13] <Tarkaan> http://www.nationstates.net/colonin <-- Twin
[15:14] <D1> haha
[15:14] <D1> you fucking fascist
[15:14] <Tarkaan> I hope nobody else has that flag.
[15:28] <Tarkaan> I gotta put a pork roast in the oven
[15:28] <Tarkaan> fuck I don't have any fucking rosemary :(
[15:28] <Tarkaan> the fuck am I gonna flavor this fucking roast with?
[15:29] <Kgee> ok, not ketchup. trust me on this one
[15:44] <Tarkaan> kosher salt and black pepper :(
[15:44] <Tarkaan> but I would have liked to have shoved three or four stems of rosemary and s
[15:46] <Tarkaan> subject change, I looked at the hybrid toyotas today. They have the prius,
[15:46] <Tarkaan> I think I might get a hybrid camry.
[15:56] <Tarkaan> silly
[15:56] <Tarkaan> what are you driving these days?
[15:57] <Tarkaan> HA HA Sloane killed his daughter
[16:05] <|silicon> I still have my little tracer
[16:05] <|silicon> thought about getting a nice Saturn
[16:05] <|silicon> then didn't want to pay $350.00 a month for it
[16:05] <|silicon> got a new mouse and keyboard today
[16:05] <|silicon> has a remote too :D
[16:08] <Tarkaan> ha.. my buddy has one of those for his Media Center PC
[16:10] <|silicon> this was $100.00 with a $20 rebate
[16:10] <|silicon> really nice
[16:10] <|silicon> glad I got it
[16:11] <eltopo> YO KITCHEN
[16:13] <Rjx> !kitchen
[16:13] <cadaver> HEY KITCHEN, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!
[16:13] * Kata is now known as Katasaki
[16:13] <kitchen> eltopo: eh?
[16:13] <dekkon> !rjx
[16:13] <cadaver> HAAAAAAAY TERMINAL.. CAN YOU CHANGE MY TRIGGER PLZZZZ IT'S GETTING OLD ;[
[16:13] <eltopo> kitchen, excellent advice on the shawshank redemption
[16:13] <swight> !swight
[16:13] <Ifrit> !dekkon
[16:13] <cadaver> DOKTAR JUAN DEKON AT YOUR SERVICE.
[16:13] <kitchen> eltopo: you liked it, eh?
[16:13] <swight> oooh...
[16:14] <Ifrit> Hmm
[16:14] <eltopo> I'm like 3/4 of the way. absolutely excellent
[16:14] <dekkon> !swight
[16:14] <Ifrit> now i'm just two episodes behind on Lost
[16:14] <kitchen> yea, it's friggin awesome-o
[16:14] <Ifrit> !Ifrit
[16:14] <eltopo> and I thought prison break was the best show re prisons :)
[16:14] <swight> I'm like Lisa Simpsons, I don't HAVE a catch phrase
[16:14] <kitchen> have you ever seen oz?
[16:14] <swight> mmmmm
[16:15] <eltopo> oz?
[16:15] <kitchen> yea
[16:15] <swight> anyway, gone to get laid, bye
[16:15] <kitchen> it was on hbo
[16:15] <Ifrit> shawshank rocks
[16:15] <eltopo> no, don't think I have
[16:15] <kitchen> great show
[16:15] <Thuryn> i have shawshank on DVD. geat movie
[16:15] <Thuryn> +r
[16:15] <Ifrit> it's a reason why it tops the IMDB Top #250
[16:15] <kitchen> waiting for the final season to come out though
[16:15] <The|Dude> hello
[16:15] <eltopo> "oz" that's it?
[16:15] <kitchen> eltopo: yup
[16:15] <eltopo> I'll have a google :=
[16:15] <eltopo> :)
[16:16] <Thuryn> do: "television oz hbo"
[16:16] <eltopo> http://www.hbo.com/oz/
[16:16] <kitchen> that's the one
[16:18] <eltopo> looks interesting
[16:18] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/67505_how-to-catch-script-kiddies.gif
[16:18] <Rjx> yes, old
[16:18] <Rjx> but oh so awesome
[16:18] <The|Dude> worksafe?
[16:18] <eltopo> dude, yes
[16:18] <kitchen> heh
[16:18] <kitchen> yea
[16:19] <eltopo> every ip ever :>
[16:19] <Rjx> yeah worksafe
[16:19] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/OMG%20ZERG%20RUSH%2521%2521%2521.jpg
[16:19] <Rjx> also worksafe, also awesome, also dated
[16:19] <eltopo> kekeke :D
[16:19] <eltopo> I really missed this chan :)
[16:20] <The|Dude> hehe
[16:20] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/57480_killtron21.jpg
[16:20] <Rjx> repasted for eltopo
[16:20] <Rjx> my current desktop background
[16:20] <kitchen> haha
[16:20] <eltopo> haha :D
[16:20] <finn_> I ate 5 half foot subway sandwiches today
[16:20] <finn_> in a row
[16:21] <jonathans> zerg rush is awesome
[16:21] <The|Dude> awesome
[16:21] <jonathans> so awesome
[16:21] <The|Dude> what kind of sandwiches?
[16:21] <jonathans> http://disgu.st/~jon/rnd/m4a1rainbow.png
[16:21] <jonathans> i am gonna stencil this
[16:21] <finn_> Italian B.M.T.
[16:21] <The|Dude> tasty
[16:22] <eltopo> finn, where do you live in germany?
[16:22] <eltopo> I'm in duisburg, nrw
[16:22] <Tarkaan> finn, that wasn't Jarrod's point.
[16:23] <finn_> eltopo, how about: none of "random internet stranger's" buisness ?
[16:24] <terminal> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/zionist%20conspiracy.gif
[16:24] <terminal> i dont see the funny
[16:25] <finn_> what does the gv. stand for?
[16:25] <eltopo> finn, nothing a nice ip trace won't tell me :P
[16:25] <terminal> thats a canadian isp
[16:25] <terminal> =o
[16:25] <Rjx> terminal: you didn't notice the formation of addresses in the shape of a jewish
[16:25] <terminal> haha
[16:26] <terminal> interesting
[16:26] <Rjx> |silicon took the screenshot
[16:26] <Tarkaan> HAHA
[16:27] <finn_> nothing a nice ignore won't fix.
[16:27] <|silicon> yeah
[16:27] <|silicon> tjat
[16:27] <Thuryn> *star of david
[16:27] <|silicon> that's just strange
[16:27] <dekkon> commence ta jigglin'
[16:27] <jonathans> haha
[16:28] <jonathans> that is frigging awesome
[16:33] <dunn> i could have starred at that for hours
[16:33] <dunn> and not figure it out
[16:34] <dunn> but when you see the name of the pic
[16:34] <dunn> its obvious
[16:35] <Tarkaan> lol dead.
[16:35] <finn_> dunn, because the arrow seemed to point to a certain line
[16:36] <finn_> instead of to the star itself
[16:36] <dunn> yea
[16:40] <eltopo> bow down, for I have a curlywurly!
[16:40] <Rjx> you finally hit puberty
[16:40] <Rjx> a few more and you'll be a man!
[16:40] <eltopo> hellyeah
[16:40] <Thuryn> wtf kinda gay thing is a "curlywurly?"
[16:41] <eltopo> fudge wrapped inchocolate :)
[16:41] <Rjx> please don't remind me
[16:41] <Rjx> those are awesome
[16:41] <Rjx> and i must resist
[16:41] <eltopo> rjx, arent you in gb?
[16:41] <Thuryn> so you can eat it, but you're not allowed to tell anyone, for fear that you'
[16:41] <Rjx> aye
[16:41] <eltopo> oh wait, diet?
[16:41] <Rjx> aye
[16:41] <eltopo> sorry dude
[16:41] <Rjx> haha
[16:42] <Rjx> i've actually been to the cadbury's factory
[16:42] <Rjx> in birmingham
[16:42] <Rjx> they let you sample some of the chocolate at different parts of the process
[16:43] <finn_> does cadbury make "twirl" ?
[16:43] <finn_> or is it called "time out" cant remember
[16:43] <Rjx> i believe they do make twirl
[16:43] <Rjx> http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/images/twirl-lg.jpg
[16:43] <Rjx> that one
[16:44] <hermes> Rjx
[16:44] <finn_> yeah
[16:44] <hermes> its 2:45 am
[16:44] <finn_> awesome
[16:44] <hermes> now i want a twirl
[16:44] <hermes> DAMN YOU
[16:44] <Rjx> haha
[16:44] <finn_> I don't really like chocolate, but twirl rocks
[16:44] <Rjx> well i want a curlywurly ;[
[16:44] <Rjx> http://british-accents.com/products/p-sweets/curlywurly.jpg
[16:44] <hermes> eww british food
[16:44] <Tarkaan> I want some rosemary for my roast. :(
[16:45] <finn_> I need twirl!
[16:45] <finn_> dammit
[16:45] <finn_> haven't had one in years
[16:45] <Rjx> how easy are they to get in germany?
[16:46] <eltopo> curlywurlys? every second mall
[16:46] <Rjx> i found real cadburys chocolate in the imported food section when i was in mass
[16:46] <Rjx> but it was insanely priced
[16:46] <eltopo> yeah, no chance for cadburys over here
[16:47] <Rjx> lots of the same chocolate bars seem to be present though
[16:47] <Rjx> but they definately do not taste the same
[16:47] <eltopo> either we get it at british mil bases of we have to go to mass discounts
[16:47] <Rjx> i liked the fact that over there the sour skittles are coated in sugary stuff o
[16:48] <Rjx> outside of the shell that is
[16:48] <mef> get that man some gold bond triple action http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1147561756
[16:48] <Rjx> ew
[16:48] <Tarkaan> YES! OMG E.R. ..
[16:49] <finn_> somebody help him :/
[16:49] <Tarkaan> "You got a girl back home, Captain?" "I'm married. My wife Neela is a <
[16:49] <dunn> he just lays there for money?
[16:50] <dekkon> i think id kill myself
[16:50] <dunn> welfare would help him
[16:50] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Stereotypical.gif
[16:50] <Rjx> haha
[16:50] <dunn> he is obviously disabled so he could file for disability and make about $2k a
[16:51] * Rjx changes topic to 'http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Stereotypical.gif'
[17:00] <dekkon> the thing coming out of his head worries me the most
[17:00] <dekkon> it looks to be the size of a football
[17:00] <dekkon> quite possibly larger because you can see something on the otherside too
[17:01] <D1> that guy needs a hug
[17:01] <Twin`> ?
[17:01] <Twin`> that image is suddenly not on 4chan anymore
[17:01] <dekkon> http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1147561756534.jpg
[17:02] <Twin`> 404 dekk.
[17:03] <Twin`> i saw the image, but i didn't notice the football thing
[17:05] <dekkon> www.youareadopted.com/pics/somebodykillme.jpg
[17:07] <|silicon> ew
[17:08] <Thuryn> wtf is all that
[17:08] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia millard reaction
[17:08] <cadaver> - "wikipedia millard reaction": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxylamine
[17:11] <Thuryn> hydroxylamine did that to him?
[17:14] <Twin`> dude dek, i don't think that is part of his head
[17:16] <Tarkaan> no.. "Millard Reaction" is what happens when proteins and sugars carmelize
[17:17] <flybackX> I had the perfect pics
[17:17] <flybackX> from a old abandoned water tower
[17:17] <flybackX> 40 foot high concrete support is all that remains
[17:18] <flybackX> stupid canucking batteries fall otu of the cam on the way home and all the
[17:18] * flybackX is just dying to this this thing outside and set it on fire
[17:18] <Thuryn> what kind of cam loses the pics when the batteries fall out?
[17:19] <dekkon> some kind of retarded cheap ass camera
[17:19] <eltopo> dying to this this thing
[17:20] <Twin`> seriously
[17:20] <dunn> shit was running on dram ?
[17:20] <dunn> er nvram
[17:20] <flybackX> sdram
[17:20] <Thuryn> nvram wouldn't have lost it
[17:20] <flybackX> it's not even mine
[17:20] <dunn> vram
[17:21] <dunn> ?
[17:21] <flybackX> sdram
[17:21] <dunn> lame
[17:21] <Twin`> you need to take that camer
[17:21] <Twin`> a
[17:21] <Thuryn> must be fast, though, for quick shots
[17:21] <Twin`> and throw it as hard as you can down the street
[17:21] <flybackX> yeah even my batman 1.3mpx cam for $10
[17:21] <flybackX> is better than this piec e of shit
[17:21] <Twin`> and run over that shit with a car
[17:21] <flybackX> 640x480 webcam/portable
[17:21] <dunn> what brand ?
[17:21] <flybackX> aiptek
[17:21] <Twin`> then explain how you did whoever you got it from a favor
[17:21] <flybackX> I already slammed it against the inside of my car
[17:22] <flybackX> mothercanucking piece of shit
[17:22] <dunn> lol
[17:22] <dunn> mother canucking is funny
[17:22] <dunn> im going to start using that
[17:22] <Thuryn> copycat
[17:22] <Thuryn> YOU WILL GET A VISIT FROM THE IQAA
[17:23] <eltopo> so apart from general media, we also get persecuted for intelligence / think
[17:23] <Twin`> what.
[17:23] <eltopo> I think this calls for a general revolt!
[17:24] <Thuryn> well, it's generally revolting. is that enough?
[17:24] <eltopo> hell, w/e spikes the revolution, brother.
[17:24] <eltopo> it all starts with "revol"
[17:25] <eltopo> is latin generally taught at public schools in america?
[17:25] <dunn> no private
[17:26] <eltopo> oh o
[17:26] <dunn> public is spanish french german
[17:26] <eltopo> k
[17:26] <Thuryn> we had latin at my school
[17:26] <Thuryn> though it was an elective
[17:26] <dunn> private?
[17:26] <Thuryn> public
[17:26] <dunn> hm
[17:26] <Thuryn> SO THERE
[17:26] <dunn> what other languages?
[17:26] <Thuryn> french, spanish, german
[17:26] <eltopo> well, spanish french & german are a lot more helpful in common usage, no que
[17:26] <Thuryn> maybe russian. i forget. i took french
[17:27] <dunn> big school?
[17:27] <dunn> we are talking HS right?
[17:27] <Thuryn> about 1500 (yes)
[17:27] <dunn> 1500 isnt big
[17:27] <eltopo> I'd have thought, yeah.
[17:27] <Thuryn> the (yes) was to the HS question
[17:27] <eltopo> brb refill
[17:28] <dunn> we have schools k-12 = 10k
[17:28] <Thuryn> that's a lot of freakin kids
[17:28] <Thuryn> that's more kids than there are adults at most large companies.
[17:28] <dunn> 1500 is a small school in Ohio
[17:29] <dunn> all this info is public so you could find it somewhere on the internet
[17:29] <Thuryn> hell, 10,000 people is enough to be a small city.
[17:29] <dunn> osu = 55K
[17:30] <Thuryn> osu = large city
[17:30] <eltopo> I'm back
[17:30] <dunn> ohio state u. columbus
[17:30] <dunn> where do you live thuryn ?
[17:30] <Thuryn> missouri
[17:31] <feniqs> wherein?
[17:31] <dunn> there's massive schools in st. louis
[17:31] <dunn> there are*
[17:31] <Thuryn> i went to kirkwood
[17:31] <Thuryn> yeah, and they suck
[17:31] <feniqs> oh heh
[17:31] <eltopo> oi you yanks :) is college (in america) the same as university in europe?
[17:31] <feniqs> i went to webster groves
[17:32] <dunn> weird there is a school in my district called kirkwood middle school
[17:32] <dekkon> i have a massive school in my pants
[17:32] <Thuryn> feniqs, who has the bell nowadays?
[17:32] <dekkon> School of Hard Cocks
[17:32] <feniqs> i dunno, i should ask my sister
[17:32] <feniqs> she still lives up there
[17:32] <eltopo> dr. juan, teach me!
[17:32] <feniqs> i'm in texas now
[17:32] <dekkon> no
[17:32] <dekkon> faggot
[17:32] <eltopo> aw :(
[17:32] <dunn> everything is bigger in texas
[17:32] <eltopo> non-faggot!
[17:32] <feniqs> especially my wang
[17:33] <dunn> i heard tea bagging in very common in middle schools
[17:33] <Tarkaan> in england tea bagging happens all the time, even in homes
[17:33] <Tarkaan> between members of the same family
[17:33] <dunn> i use the term "tea bagging" as sucking on the nut sack
[17:33] <Tarkaan> that's not as frequent.
[17:33] <Twin`> wow i found a stupider phone than the pebl :O
[17:34] <terminal> which
[17:34] <feniqs> lol
[17:34] <Thuryn> the wall phone?
[17:34] <Twin`> the nokia 7380
[17:34] <feniqs> i thought the pebl was supposed to be cool
[17:34] <terminal> lol
[17:34] <terminal> tampon phone
[17:35] <eltopo> ring ring ring ring TAMPON phone
[17:35] <Twin`> the way i see it
[17:35] <Twin`> the pebl definately has one up on this piece
[17:35] <Tarkaan> I'm gonna get drunk here in a bit
[17:35] <Tarkaan> and eat some drugs
[17:35] <Twin`> cause the pebl at least has number buttons
[17:36] <Twin`> this phone has no numpad at all
[17:36] <Twin`> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb_cGG1S_UE&search=Phonescoop%20Nokia%207380%2
[17:37] * flybackX brain is not here, so if you would like to leave a message..... beep!
[17:38] <michael`> ?
[17:38] <michael`> no away messages here
[17:38] <michael`> or did you manually type that
[17:43] <eltopo> so I'm geek #1
[17:43] <eltopo> and my humble opinion is to merge computing power with telecomunication
[17:43] <Thuryn> looks to me like _hydro is geek #1
[17:43] <eltopo> fine, I'm geek #2.
[17:44] <eltopo> point being
[17:44] <Thuryn> no, you're somewhere in the mid-seventies
[17:44] <eltopo> in my world, I'd like everyone to have a arm-pad or something
[17:44] <Thuryn> for protection?
[17:44] <eltopo> which incoprorates a communication device and a computer
[17:45] <eltopo> yes, because you can kill people easily with your arm-pad
[17:45] <Thuryn> wearable computers have been around for years
[17:45] <eltopo> true, but they have never been fashionable
[17:45] <Twin`> they just suck
[17:46] <eltopo> the closest we get nowadays is for buisness people - which is a pda with cel
[17:46] <eltopo> (I own one and am happy with it)
[17:46] <Thuryn> the flexible screens they're making now will be the next step
[17:47] <eltopo> right, you mean like the 'newspapers' you buy once and they refresh every da
[17:47] <eltopo> and fold them or whatever
[17:47] <Thuryn> i was thinking more along the lines of "bracers" worn on the forearm
[17:47] <Thuryn> a la Space Ghost
[17:47] <eltopo> right right.
[17:48] <eltopo> yeah, totally agree.
[17:48] <eltopo> I'd like to see a communication function on the arm of every human-being
[17:48] <Thuryn> sooo... you're in favor of the Borg
[17:48] <Thuryn> and useless hyphenation, i might add
[17:48] <eltopo> difficult question. basically no.
[17:49] <eltopo> instead of a controlling chip in every person, I'd rather see people devoted
[17:49] <Thuryn> ugh.
[17:49] <eltopo> I don't want people controlled by the functionality of a communitcation devi
[17:49] <Thuryn> i'm a member of a religion. i'd like to see people devote themselves to phi
[17:50] <eltopo> what I'd like to see is a greater deal of sociality
[17:50] <Thuryn> (isn't THAT ironic)
[17:50] <eltopo> well, after you typed that, I'd have to ask YOU, if YOU'RE in favour of borg
[17:50] <eltopo> because eventually,
[17:51] <eltopo> there are two options
[17:51] <Twin`> borg technology has existed for a couple of thousand years
[17:51] <eltopo> either people are actually forced by implants, or they have something to bel
[17:51] <eltopo> and before my brothers, sisters and I get some crap implanted I'd rather go
[17:52] <Thuryn> man, i'm going to perma-ban *pool*.interbusiness.it in all my chans :/
[17:52] <Thuryn> fucking spambots
[17:52] <Thuryn> eltopo, i'm not opposed to religion, but it really needs philosophy - or som
[17:52] <Twin`> eltopo, that really wouldn't fly
[17:52] <Thuryn> implants are the opposite of both of those.
[17:52] <Twin`> you'd probably still end up under mind control anyways
[17:53] <Twin`> just because one goes to church, doesn't mean that they believe in what they
[17:53] <eltopo> Twin`, borg tedchnology represents a principle in which behavioural patterns
[17:55] <eltopo> now I understand that most, if not actually all, are family guy fans - athei
[17:56] <eltopo> gimme a sec - I'm translating
[17:56] <Thuryn> heh. eltopo doesn't know be very well, do he?
[17:56] <Thuryn> s/b/m
[17:57] <eltopo> please point out where I made a personal statement
[17:57] <eltopo> now, what I was trying to say;
[17:58] <eltopo> the correlation of humanities survival is more than just capitalism.
[17:58] <Thuryn> *humanity's
[17:58] <eltopo> thank you
[17:59] <eltopo> but without it, at this point, humanity is lost.
[17:59] <Thuryn> i don't understand where 'correlation' comes in.
[18:00] <eltopo> once/if/when capitalism should/will fall, all that we have invested in moder
[18:00] <Thuryn> s/capitalism/free market economies/
[18:00] <eltopo> actually, to put it in your favourite words "WE ARE BORG! CAPITALISM IS USEL
[18:00] <eltopo> :)
[18:01] <Thuryn> capitalism has already been shown to be flawed
[18:01] <eltopo> wait wait, futile, they say, don't they? :)
[18:01] <Thuryn> socially speaking. we learned that in the 80s
[18:01] <eltopo> yes, but in the 80's, the third industrial revolution hadn't even properly s
[18:02] <Thuryn> so what?
[18:02] <eltopo> sure, computers were about-
[18:02] <Thuryn> that's technology. i'm talking about philosophy and what drives people.
[18:02] <eltopo> but it took to the beginnings to mid 90's until it actually took effect
[18:02] <Badtzmaru> what drives people is paying the bills and feeding the family!
[18:02] <eltopo> hell yeah! badtz ftw!
[18:03] <Thuryn> and capitalism is actually at odds with that
[18:03] <eltopo> that's my point. anything nowadays works with money
[18:03] <Badtzmaru> capitlism is all about who does it best.
[18:03] <Badtzmaru> capitalism even.
[18:03] <Thuryn> capitalism is the pursuit of money above all else
[18:03] <eltopo> and if you don't have money it works with a credit/debit card
[18:03] <Badtzmaru> it is what it is.
[18:03] <Thuryn> free market economy is about who does what best
[18:03] <Thuryn> people confuse the two
[18:03] <eltopo> ok, let's take that example quickly.
[18:04] <eltopo> you own shares of BMW and mercedes
[18:04] <eltopo> or ford and some other american corp.
[18:04] <Badtzmaru> Thuryn: no it isnt
[18:04] <Thuryn> Badtzmaru, yes. it is.
[18:04] <eltopo> eventually, if you own shares of two competing companies, your interest as s
[18:04] <Thuryn> capital (money) -ism.
[18:05] <Badtzmaru> capital is not neccasarily money
[18:05] <eltopo> that one company must compete the other company.
[18:05] <Badtzmaru> capital can be property, your business, etc etc
[18:05] <eltopo> now that means that one company will eventually go bankrupt
[18:05] <eltopo> and the other will prevail
[18:05] <Thuryn> no, it can't. assets are not capital.
[18:05] <Badtzmaru> capitalism if I remember my old economy lessons is about private ownsersh
[18:05] <Badtzmaru> I.E. anyone can do it
[18:06] <eltopo> badtz, private ownership is nothing new. it wasnt introduced with capitalism
[18:06] <eltopo> ownership started with feudalism.
[18:06] <Badtzmaru> eltopo: didnt say it was. but the difference is *anyone* being able to d
[18:06] <Badtzmaru> not a ruling class or party elite
[18:07] <eltopo> partly true, no question.
[18:07] <Thuryn> then calling it 'capitalism' is imprecise at best.
[18:07] <eltopo> but in the end, anyone in the middle ages could do the same thing
[18:07] <Badtzmaru> eltopo: not really no.
[18:07] <eltopo> you'd just have to buy yourself free from your land-owner
[18:08] <Badtzmaru> most people in the middle ages either had jack shit and died young or you
[18:08] <eltopo> badtz, actually that isn't true;
[18:08] <eltopo> people died early in the middle aes, yes.
[18:08] <eltopo> *ages
[18:09] <eltopo> but the reason for this for insufficient medical knowledge and experience
[18:09] <eltopo> it had nothing to do with food.
[18:09] <Thuryn> i think it was bad grammar and spelling that did it.
[18:09] <Thuryn> you should see some of the docs from the middle ages.
[18:09] <Thuryn> fuckers couldn't spell worth shit.
[18:09] <eltopo> at one point, I don't remember when - somehwere around 1000 AD, farmers grew
[18:09] <Badtzmaru> right. when a simple cut working the fields could kill you via infectio
[18:10] <Badtzmaru> it was easier living when you were the guy saying "off with their heads!"
[18:10] <Thuryn> well, people's immune systems by adulthood were significantly stronger as we
[18:10] <eltopo> but generally in the middle ages, people ate until they threw up.
[18:10] <eltopo> they had so much food, they didn't know wth to do with it.
[18:10] <Thuryn> eltopo, okay, you're gonna have to state your source on that one
[18:10] <Thuryn> without using wikipedia
[18:11] <eltopo> Thuryn, not my personal source, but just wiki middle ages.
[18:11] <Thuryn> see above
[18:11] <eltopo> oh ok, then just google middle ages.
[18:11] <Thuryn> no, YOU state your source. YOU made the statement, YOU back it up.
[18:11] <eltopo> call youself a geek and then haven't even researched the fundamentals.
[18:12] <Thuryn> i'm not doing your research for you.
[18:12] <eltopo> YOU SIR ARE ASHAMING TO US ACTUAL GEEKS
[18:12] <Thuryn> you sir, make strange and bizarre statements with no proof or source.
[18:13] <eltopo> you know I'm just goning to google middle ages and serve you it. most likely
[18:13] <eltopo> no, actually, you sir, have a strange education.
[18:13] <eltopo> but I shall rectify the situation
[18:13] <Thuryn> perhaps, if you can actually find a source (and a reputable one, no wikipedi
[18:14] <Thuryn> i find it hard to believe that people would consistently eat until they thro
[18:14] <eltopo> happened a lot.
[18:14] <eltopo> do you know what a honour was for apeasant?
[18:14] <eltopo> *peasant
[18:14] <dmc> it's not that uncommon, people will consistently drink alcohol until they throw
[18:14] <eltopo> I mean an actual and true honour?
[18:15] <eltopo> when royalty came by and crapped on their kitchen table. THAT, sir, YES SIR,
[18:15] <Thuryn> dmc, slightly different. alcohol by its nature, diminishes capacity in the
[18:15] <eltopo> and now I shall google and provide you with links
[18:15] <Thuryn> eltopo, again, state your source. (i have yet to see one)
[18:16] <eltopo> thuryn, I'll be honest with you - I didn't learn this in my prep school. and
[18:16] <eltopo> gimme like 2-5 mins. I'll give you all you want.
[18:19] <Thuryn> three minute mark.
[18:19] <eltopo> http://www.foodtimeline.org/foodfaq3.html
[18:19] <eltopo> scroll down some,. mr three minute mark
[18:19] <eltopo> search for anglo saxon
[18:20] <eltopo> it's more recipies but is shows what was in general consumption back then.
[18:21] <eltopo> the point being;
[18:21] <eltopo> back then in the 'middle ages', the land did not belong to the people, but t
[18:21] <Thuryn> still not seing it
[18:22] <eltopo> now what this means is tha people did not have to pay for food, but that foo
[18:22] <Badtzmaru> well
[18:22] <Badtzmaru> partially
[18:22] <CrazyCoot> i would assume the people belonged to the food
[18:22] <Badtzmaru> there was the stuff you could store and the stuff ou couldnt
[18:22] <eltopo> not having to justify their existinece, but where supportted by the land wit
[18:22] <eltopo> http://www.historylink101.com/lessons/farm-city/middle-ages.htm
[18:22] <Badtzmaru> you still needed to pay the people doing the actual farming in some way s
[18:22] <Thuryn> what does that have to do with eating until you throw up?
[18:23] <Badtzmaru> and it obviously wasnt done in the cities
[18:23] <eltopo> yes, yes and as soon as communist soviet "WE NUKE U ALL U BIATCHES NON COMMU
[18:23] <Thuryn> still not seeing anything about that
[18:23] <eltopo> Thuryn, then actually read it.
[18:23] <eltopo> brb.
[18:24] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[18:24] <Badtzmaru> now what the hell amd I gonna eat.
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[18:25] <CrazyCoot> whatever it is
[18:25] <CrazyCoot> eat it until you puke
[18:26] <Thuryn> eltopo, i did. i read the sections to which you referred. nothing about up
[18:26] <eltopo> I'm back
[18:26] <Thuryn> i even did a text search for "throw up" (and some synonyms)
[18:27] <eltopo> I highly doubt that they will call it "throw up in the middle ages and party
[18:27] <Badtzmaru> his point is still valid, (in general) food wasnt the thing you were worr
[18:28] <Badtzmaru> until you get to cities where it works a bit different
[18:28] <eltopo> thank you badtz - the thing you were actually worried about back then was mo
[18:28] <Badtzmaru> or which war your lord was a part of
[18:30] <eltopo> actually, often the "warlord" wasn't even your problem
[18:30] <eltopo> land often had a kind of legacy ownership
[18:30] <Badtzmaru> only if you got unlucky and the war got too close!
[18:30] <eltopo> the king had the be - all and say all
[18:31] <Badtzmaru> but like I said, most people were mostly worried about paying the bills a
[18:31] <eltopo> and dedicated this land to 'higher ups', for instance barons
[18:31] <Thuryn> so "eating until you throw up" is now just a figure of speech, sinec you can
[18:31] <Thuryn> i see
[18:31] <Badtzmaru> Thuryn: I happen to know what he's talking about. cant find an internet
[18:32] <Badtzmaru> its actually pretty common in most societies at some point or another
[18:32] <Badtzmaru> eating till you puke or being fat being a mark of wealth and what not
[18:32] <eltopo> Thuryn, just because you have a bitchy attitude and I can't find a good sour
[18:32] <Thuryn> common among the rich (who do all sorts of weird shit) or common in every ho
[18:32] <Badtzmaru> common in sicieties
[18:33] <Badtzmaru> societies even.
[18:33] <Badtzmaru> we still do it now
[18:33] <Thuryn> eltopo, no, it just means you opened your mouth before you were ready.
[18:33] <Badtzmaru> thanksgiving and christmas
[18:33] <Thuryn> Badtzmaru, i have never seen anyone eat until he threw up. not in my entire
[18:33] <Badtzmaru> most people go visit family and gorge themselves, obviously with more res
[18:33] <Thuryn> drink maybe, but even then, not outside of early adulthood
[18:34] <Thuryn> (the exceptions to that are just that: exceptions)
[18:34] <eltopo> Thuryn, that isn't true. if I have proof or not how history happened does no
[18:34] <Badtzmaru> by 'we still do it now' I meant gorging, not the absolute eating till puk
[18:34] <eltopo> different times, different meanings in this case
[18:35] <eltopo> but thanks badtz, I appreciate the support
[18:36] <Thuryn> i don't dispute that people do (and have always) found excuses to feast, but
[18:37] <eltopo> wait, I never changed my story.
[18:37] <eltopo> people ate until they threw up!
[18:37] <Thuryn> <eltopo> but generally in the middle ages, people ate until they threw
[18:37] <eltopo> they had large feasts where (nearly) everyone was invited
[18:37] <DigDug> hi thero, what's up?
[18:37] <Thuryn> <Thuryn> i find it hard to believe that people would consistently eat
[18:37] <Thuryn> <eltopo> happened a lot.
[18:38] <eltopo> http://www.kyrene.k12.az.us/schools/brisas/sunda/ma/1jon.htm
[18:38] <eltopo> another source
[18:39] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia vomitorium
[18:39] <cadaver> - "wikipedia vomitorium": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_eating_and_dri
[18:39] <eltopo> I bdon't mean this an a discriminatory fashion, but Thuryn do you still go t
[18:39] <Tarkaan> dere ya go
[18:39] <Thuryn> from "Jon", a high school student in Arizone.
[18:39] <Thuryn> s/e/a/
[18:39] <Thuryn> who talks about how the food wasn't great, but says nothing about the result
[18:40] <Thuryn> i have a bachelor's degree, eltopo.
[18:40] <eltopo> thanks cad, we're talking more about the europen (anglosaxon) middle gaes th
[18:40] <Thuryn> from that article: Only a very small minority of the highest classes indul
[18:41] <eltopo> Thuryn, as I said, I'm not trying to devalue your education or anything, alr
[18:41] <Thuryn> also, the roman empire was not "the middle ages", iirc
[18:41] <eltopo> but, do you have history teachers at your school
[18:41] <eltopo> ?
[18:41] <Badtzmaru> the roman empire lasted into the middle ages
[18:41] <c-rOCK> fuck tony stewart having to spin
[18:41] <c-rOCK> and kevin harvick being a bitch
[18:41] <Badtzmaru> http://www.mnsu.edu/emuseum/history/middleages/
[18:41] <Thuryn> but "a very small minority of the highest classes" hardly means "a common oc
[18:42] <eltopo> badtz, very true, but they had only a small influence on athe anglosaxon age
[18:42] <eltopo> (1000 AD +)
[18:42] <eltopo> of course they formed the very existence we have today
[18:42] <eltopo> but their orgies were gone 500+ AD
[18:44] <Tarkaan> mmmm roast pork
[18:45] <eltopo> ok watch this:
[18:45] * eltopo claps hands together
[18:45] <eltopo> I'm done
[18:45] <eltopo> it's your choice; either actually read up
[18:46] <Thuryn> or...?
[18:46] <var> around 350 ad
[18:46] <eltopo> or believe the fuck you want to believe. I can safely say "I TIRED MOTHERFUC
[18:46] <var> is when the empire began to split and crumble as barbarians and steppe ppl and
[18:46] <eltopo> and by tired I mean tried
[18:46] <var> all pushed into roman lands
[18:46] <var> destroying knowledge and eventually launching the middle ages
[18:46] * eltopo washes and then claps hands.
[18:46] <eltopo> I'm done.
[18:46] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[18:46] <Badtzmaru> but the empire lasted beyon the start of the middle ages
[18:46] <var> the romano british withdrawl around that time
[18:46] <var> yes
[18:46] <var> for sure
[18:47] <CrazyCoot> everyone knows sanford and san really launched the middle ages
[18:47] * CrazyCoot is now known as Kalamazoo
[18:48] <Tarkaan> oh my god this is pure
[18:49] <Tarkaan> the flavor and the texture are fucking amazing
[18:51] <Tarkaan> I think I'm gonna eat half of this, puke, and eat the other half, like peop
[18:52] <eltopo> y helo thar
[18:52] <eltopo> do I have another rape victim
[18:53] <eltopo> OH WAIT FUCK CRAP SHIT I MEAN another deabte-patner?
[18:53] <eltopo> how do you reacte to mace?
[18:53] <eltopo> y'know tear gas makes me horny
[18:53] <Tarkaan> eltopo, George Bush is the smartest man in the world, and the best presiden
[18:54] <Tarkaan> and your rebuttal plz
[18:54] <eltopo> hell yeah! w0rd brother!
[18:55] <|silicon> good evening ladies and germs
[18:55] <eltopo> wih a "zero", not an "oh"
[18:55] <eltopo> hiya :)
[18:58] <mef> lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol http://weblog.disgu.st/picture_cache/2006/0
[18:59] <Tarkaan> old
[19:01] <DigDug> comcast is retarded
[19:01] <DigDug> my dad got cable service
[19:01] <DigDug> can't use the router with the modem
[19:01] <DigDug> as soon as i connect the router, everything stops working
[19:01] <DigDug> i've even tried spoofing the mac address, but it still doesn't work
[19:01] <var> hah
[19:01] <DigDug> suggestions?
[19:01] <eltopo> digdug, really *EVERYTHING* ?
[19:01] <var> a different router
[19:02] <var> ?
[19:02] <jestuh> pen
[19:02] <DigDug> eltopo: yes, the universe comes to a halt
[19:02] <jestuh> i'm graduated.
[19:02] <jestuh> also you need to power everything down for 5 solid minutes
[19:02] <DigDug> var: haven't tried other routers, but i'm pretty sure this wokrs
[19:02] <var> a proud graduated cylinder you be
[19:02] <jestuh> then power on router first
[19:02] * DigDug changes topic to 'CONGRATS JESTER!$%@$#%$@#%'
[19:02] <jestuh> then modem
[19:02] <jestuh> ;]
[19:02] <DigDug> modem cannot be powered down ;[
[19:02] <DigDug> but thanks, i'll try that
[19:02] <jestuh> unplug*
[19:02] <DigDug> modem has built-in backup battery
[19:02] <var> unscrew
[19:02] <jestuh> ah that's the problem
[19:02] <var> and unplug
[19:03] <jestuh> kill that bitch
[19:03] <var> see if thers a tiny button pen
[19:03] <DigDug> there is a tiny reset button
[19:03] <var> that u would have to use a pen tip
[19:03] <var> or pencil
[19:03] <var> try that
[19:03] <DigDug> so plug in router, then reset modem?
[19:03] <eltopo> digdug, does comcast have any conditions regarding bandwidth? and if so, is
[19:03] <jestuh> modem MUST be off when you turn on router
[19:03] <DigDug> eltopo: not possible, service is new, and i haven't used it
[19:03] <DigDug> hmmm
[19:03] <DigDug> modem cannot be turned off ;[
[19:04] <DigDug> i gotta run now, will try next week
[19:04] <jestuh> kk
[19:04] <var> that schezuan chicken is spicy
[19:04] <var> leftover
[19:04] <var> i think it just increased potency
[19:04] <var> in the fridge overnite
[19:04] <eltopo> if the service is new, is it possible that the contract you signed up for is
[19:05] <eltopo> and you're using the service of the owner before you?
[19:05] * laFunk is now known as jeek
[19:06] * jeek is now known as laFunk
[19:07] <eltopo> and/or do you know for certain your contract is in effect.?
[19:18] <jestuh> he said he's gone
[19:18] <jestuh> ;[
[19:21] <catnip> back
[19:21] <catnip> 23 hours later, but, Im back :)
[19:22] <catnip> hey jest
[19:22] <catnip> sup?
[19:23] <Tarkaan> Catcher
[19:25] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[19:28] <CerebroJD> >_>
[19:28] <CerebroJD> <_<
[19:28] <Tarkaan> err
[19:28] <Tarkaan> catnip
[19:29] <CerebroJD> I have come from the qdb.... very much amusement there
[19:29] <CerebroJD> :-)
[19:32] <catnip> hey Tarkaan
[19:32] <catnip> CerebroJD: go back, hit random, be amused for ever
[19:33] <CerebroJD> yep, done so :-)
[19:33] <CerebroJD> well
[19:33] <CerebroJD> not the forever part
[19:33] <t3h-gr1m> omg, is JD new to bash?
[19:33] <CerebroJD> but for serveral days
[19:33] <CerebroJD> and no, I'm not
[19:33] <CerebroJD> lol
[19:33] <CerebroJD> first time I've came here though
[19:33] <CerebroJD> I see a huge %age of teh quotes come from here
[19:33] <catnip> whats this channel got to do with bash?
[19:33] <catnip> lies...
[19:34] <jestuh> welcome CerebroJD
[19:34] * t3h-gr1m read %age as a variable called 'age' o_O
[19:34] <jestuh> and not a lot of quotes come from here lately
[19:34] <jestuh> so don't expect the funnah here
[19:34] <jestuh> at least not often
[19:34] <jestuh> haha i did too grim
[19:34] <jestuh> i had to reread it
[19:34] <jestuh> ;[
[19:35] <CerebroJD> heh
[19:35] <catnip> speaking of quotes, I have an idea, lets do another apreciation day
[19:35] <catnip> last time was nazi holocaust appreciation day
[19:35] <catnip> today, lets do a kkk apreciation day
[19:36] <catnip> jestuh: get a nick to go with it!
[19:36] <catnip> and get a bed sheet too
[19:37] * catnip is now known as catBUBBA
[19:37] <catBUBBA> see?
[19:38] <catBUBBA> :(
[19:38] * catBUBBA is now known as catnip
[19:38] * catnip feeling uninspired
[19:38] * Nadester is now known as Nades
[19:45] * t3h-gr1m feeling sad :(
[19:45] * CerebroJD is annoyed at friends
[19:45] * Nades feeling...self
[19:46] <Nades> cuz masterbation jokes never get old
[19:46] * t3h-gr1m feeling STAB NADES
[19:46] <t3h-gr1m> cos stab never get old
[19:46] <Nades> thats not a feeling
[19:46] <Nades> execpt for me
[19:46] <Tarkaan> Nades, you ever get caught jerking off in the shower?
[19:46] <Nades> no
[19:47] <Nades> do you want to catch me?
[19:47] <Tarkaan> Great hiding place isn't it?
[19:47] <Nades> yeah
[19:47] <flybackX> STUPID CANUCKS
[19:47] <flybackX> STUPID CANUCKS
[19:47] <flybackX> STUPID CANUCKS
[19:48] <CerebroJD> haha
[19:48] * CerebroJD is one
[19:48] <CerebroJD> :-P
[19:48] <CerebroJD> What, did we win another hockey game? :D :D
[19:49] <CerebroJD> hmm
[19:49] <CerebroJD> apparently we lost
[19:49] <CerebroJD> dammit
[19:50] <maru> No, flyback's some retard with a one trick troll pony
[19:50] <CerebroJD> heh
[19:55] * catnip feeling bored
[19:56] <catnip> Im off, cya ppl
[19:56] * t3h-gr1m feeling under-verbed
[19:56] * catnip is away - sleeping
[20:09] <D1> did jestuh win the lotto? what happened?
[20:10] <GerbilNt> he graduated
[20:14] <GerbilNt> he's finally a man!
[20:17] * c-rOCK changes topic to 'CONGRATS JESTER!$%@$#%$@#% | way to miss tool, loser ;['
[20:22] <D1> he got his first pubes?
[20:22] <dekkon> finally lost his V card
[20:23] <michael`> haha
[20:23] <michael`> haha dekkon so i opened up the case
[20:24] <michael`> and the fan was just dangling around in there
[20:24] <dekkon> the pci fan or the cpu fan
[20:24] <michael`> and two mounting brackets were just jangling all inside like keys
[20:24] <michael`> it was black
[20:24] <dekkon> kinda long?
[20:24] <michael`> about the length of a brick
[20:24] <michael`> yeah
[20:24] <dekkon> yeah pci fan
[20:24] <michael`> did you happen to ever use that version of winxp you sent?
[20:25] <dekkon> yeah i use it on this comp
[20:25] <michael`> dude
[20:25] <michael`> it's insane
[20:25] <michael`> there's like 4000 hacked context menus
[20:25] <michael`> and 50 hacked control panel additions
[20:25] <michael`> and a bunch of weird programs
[20:25] <michael`> thats a weird distro
[20:26] <dekkon> got it off the goon torrent site
[20:27] <michael`> solid experience overall
[20:27] <michael`> yeah, i need to get rid of some of that stuff
[20:27] <michael`> it's too cluttered for me
[20:27] <dekkon> yeah once you get everthing the way you like it, its nice
[20:28] <c-rOCK> http://www.dieselstation.com/ds-uploader/files/1/RadialBike.jpg
[20:29] <c-rOCK> http://img457.imageshack.us/my.php?image=radial14he.jpg
[20:29] <|silicon> http://content1.peachesfantasy.com/rm16/11.jpg
[20:29] <|silicon> perfect boobies
[20:30] <Serena[T]> that's really cool c-rOCK
[20:30] <michael`> silicon: won't let you visit in isolation
[20:30] <michael`> have to see it from the gallery
[20:31] <Thuryn> connection refused [
[20:31] <|silicon> sec
[20:31] <c-rOCK> no tits to see
[20:32] <Badtzmaru> |silicon fails at the internet
[20:32] <c-rOCK> here ill post some boobs
[20:32] <Thuryn> hmmm...
[20:32] <c-rOCK> http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e60865mp7sYmSm&feature=1&order=mp&ca
[20:33] * Thuryn considers whether the upcoming link will be pretty boobies, or something gross
[20:33] <|silicon> www.uberg33k.com/pics/11.jpg
[20:33] <michael`> time to judge
[20:33] <jmx> surely you could find a better picture than that
[20:34] <michael`> i can do without the 'tasteful' lace
[20:34] <Thuryn> c-rOCK, screen is blank
[20:34] <|silicon> www.uberg33k.com/gallery/ noindex
[20:34] <|silicon> login with gi,gi1
[20:34] <|silicon> :)
[20:34] <|silicon> 2nd page is where nakkid chicks are at
[20:35] <CerebroJD> :-)
[20:35] <CerebroJD> thanks
[20:35] <michael`> haha nice
[20:35] <|silicon> also
[20:35] <|silicon> lots of dilbert and many cartoons
[20:36] <c-rOCK>
[20:36] <c-rOCK> Cingular Pulls Offensive Ringtone
[20:36] <c-rOCK> BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP) - Cingular Wireless LLC pulled a ringtone from its W
[20:36] <c-rOCK> haha
[20:36] <c-rOCK> The newspaper reported in its online edition Tuesday that the ringtone start
[20:37] <michael`> random hotty
[20:37] <michael`> is that some blogslut?
[20:37] <|silicon> yeah
[20:37] <c-rOCK> ``Por favor, put the oranges down and step away from the cell phone. I repea
[20:37] <|silicon> still got a sweet ass
[20:37] <michael`> no, i agree
[20:37] <michael`> i was just wondering if it was fake amateur stuff or real
[20:37] <|silicon> it's a nice mix
[20:37] <michael`> that album
[20:38] <|silicon> they are just labelled like that
[20:38] <|silicon> most of them don't have any labels
[20:38] <|silicon> like the chick with the huge boobs is labeled 'don't get caught staring at
[20:38] <|silicon> :D
[20:39] <michael`> i fell in love with some girl i studied with at the library
[20:39] <Badtzmaru> the best part about c-rocks post is the comments
[20:39] <michael`> shes one of those party sluts, i think
[20:39] <michael`> i just need to get some entree
[20:39] <Badtzmaru> you know all the haters were wanking it while typing rude comments
[20:39] <michael`> or go to a party she's at
[20:40] <michael`> why is it that some people have no desire at all to be unfaithful
[20:41] <michael`> is it one's testosterone level or something
[20:41] <c-rOCK> its how youre raised
[20:42] <c-rOCK> you reject love cause its caused you alot of pain growing up
[20:42] <michael`> i dont know about that
[20:42] <c-rOCK> so you get the urge to cheat
[20:42] <michael`> my parents have always been seemingly happy and respectful of one another
[20:42] <c-rOCK> yeah but
[20:42] <michael`> married for 25 years or something
[20:43] <michael`> so thats the example i saw
[20:43] <c-rOCK> i dont wanna be a dick and talk about your past with assloads of heads in he
[20:43] <c-rOCK> but youve gone through some shit
[20:43] <c-rOCK> and it turned you against god and all that shit
[20:43] <c-rOCK> and love at the same time
[20:43] <Badtzmaru> what does god have to do with sex?
[20:43] <c-rOCK> alot
[20:43] <michael`> what do you mean?
[20:44] <c-rOCK> remember years ago
[20:44] <c-rOCK> you went on a big tangent about how there is no god
[20:44] <c-rOCK> cause if there was he couldnt explain all this fucked up shit that went down
[20:44] <michael`> hmm, i don't...but maybe this should be shifted to aim
[20:45] <michael`> haha
[20:45] <c-rOCK> like i said
[20:45] <c-rOCK> but still
[20:46] <michael`> well shit, now i don't want to look at silicon's porn anymore
[20:46] <Angelus> Hello.
[20:46] <c-rOCK> sup
[20:46] <Angelus> n2m you?
[20:47] <Badtzmaru> wow, is it getting that bad?
[20:47] <Badtzmaru> 'not much' down to n2m?
[20:47] <c-rOCK> i guess
[20:48] <jmx> typing is hard work badz, gotta shorten things down, soon everyone will just ta
[20:49] <Thuryn> n2m isn't an acronym
[20:50] <pulse-wif> a2m is
[20:50] <jmx> i dont care ;p
[20:50] <Thuryn> how do you pronounce "a2m"?
[20:50] <t3h-gr1m> a2m isn't an acronym
[20:50] <jmx> wtf is a2m
[20:50] <t3h-gr1m> NSA isn't an acronym either. Neither are WTF, OMG, STFU, or RTFM.
[20:51] <Thuryn> yup yup
[20:51] <t3h-gr1m> An acronym is a set of initials pronounced as a word, like NATO or UNICEF.
[20:51] <Thuryn> rofl is an acronym, unfortunately.
[20:51] <jmx> only if you are going to be technical
[20:51] <Thuryn> though a stupid one
[20:51] <Badtzmaru> all language is stupid. its great
[20:51] <Thuryn> what do you mean 'technical'? that's what the word means
[20:52] <jmx> thats only if you insist on sticking purely to the literal dictionary definitio
[20:52] <jmx> let the language breath
[20:52] <Badtzmaru> then you end up with stuff like "lense" and "n2m" =P
[20:52] <michael`> haha, jmx
[20:52] <michael`> he's right, unfortunately
[20:53] <michael`> they're abbreviations, not acronyms
[20:55] <t3h-gr1m> NSA, FBI, and CIA aren't acronyms, as George Carlin said. They're just pri
[20:55] <jmx> n2m is pronounceable
[20:55] <|silicon> we've been asked for our logs before
[20:56] <|silicon> and pretty told them to fuck off
[20:56] <Badtzmaru> doesnt matter, telcos are giving your data away
[20:56] <Badtzmaru> well, telcos/t1 providers
[20:56] <c-rOCK> oh no they know when i buy pot now
[20:56] <michael`> george bush wants to be a king
[20:56] <michael`> oh well
[20:56] <|silicon> we are a telco
[20:57] <|silicon> we use qwest for LD
[20:57] <michael`> i take heart in the fact that watergate took a year of investigation and n
[20:57] <Badtzmaru> t1?
[20:57] <michael`> and that was just a piece of shit little burglary
[20:57] <Badtzmaru> you do all your cable or?
[20:57] <|silicon> T1, sdsl, adsl
[20:57] <t3h-gr1m> Moonfog o_O
[20:58] <t3h-gr1m> Like the black metal label?
[20:58] <jmx> but nixon was an unlikeable prick michael
[20:58] <Badtzmaru> NSA has a little blacl box somewhere where you peer with someone, I know!
[20:58] <jmx> bush is just a dumbass
[20:58] <t3h-gr1m> Boom-pa boompa boompa
[20:58] <|silicon> there's a cage downtown
[20:58] * t3h-gr1m makes music.
[20:59] <|silicon> that's got a cable going into every telco companies cage
[20:59] <michael`> nixon was very popular
[20:59] <|silicon> sign on it says 'us government property'
[20:59] <Badtzmaru> i've seen pictures of a room that isnt supposed to exist at a facility in
[20:59] <Badtzmaru> heh
[20:59] <Badtzmaru> just huge ass SAN
[20:59] <|silicon> at ISU there was a huge CRAN?
[21:00] <|silicon> lots and lots of blinky lights
[21:00] <t3h-gr1m> Russian is such a hot language
[21:00] <Badtzmaru> *shrug*
[21:00] <t3h-gr1m> BLINKY BLINKY BLINKY
[21:00] <|silicon> planning WWIII
[21:00] <dekkon> is it worth it to go from 1gb of ram to either 1.5gb or 2gb
[21:00] <t3h-gr1m> For 2GB, yes.
[21:00] <c-rOCK> buy a bong instead
[21:00] <Badtzmaru> dekkon: depends on what you do.
[21:01] <|silicon> buy a faster HD
[21:01] <Badtzmaru> photoshop+1.5 gig > photoshop with 1 for my use
[21:01] <|silicon> fuck the ram
[21:01] <|silicon> 10k RPM HD
[21:01] <|silicon> <3
[21:01] <dekkon> thatd mean going from PATA to SATA right?
[21:01] <Badtzmaru> which you will saturate NEVAR
[21:01] <|silicon> pata is faster
[21:01] <Badtzmaru> Id go sata for other reasons, not for the 10k
[21:01] <Badtzmaru> heh
[21:02] <|silicon> I have a 10k sata drive
[21:02] <dekkon> well i think ill just wait and go dual core eventually
[21:03] <DigDug> is there anything better than a 24-hour starbucks at a train station with wi
[21:03] <DigDug> oh yeah, getting a full night's sleep ;[[[
[21:03] <|silicon> ya
[21:03] <|silicon> sleep is good
[21:04] <DigDug> it would also be a lot better here without some niggas playing "jazz"
[21:04] <DigDug> because they suck
[21:04] <Badtzmaru> so is sex while all the emo fags are at starbucks with the shakes fro all
[21:05] <Badtzmaru> then you and your gf go have a cig and laugh at them
[21:05] <DigDug> not currently a possibility
[21:05] <Badtzmaru> =(
[21:05] <DigDug> but
[21:05] <DigDug> no coffee
[21:05] <Gusano`> http://www.break.com/movies/superman.html
[21:05] <Thuryn> i must be lucky
[21:06] <Thuryn> there are two starbucks in this town, fairly close to each other
[21:06] <Thuryn> neither one has those people in it
[21:06] <DigDug> this one is usually pretty good
[21:06] <DigDug> but currently has a table with like 6 emofags
[21:06] <Thuryn> (they are a little further downtown at another shop called Lakota)
[21:06] <DigDug> they don't bother me though
[21:06] <DigDug> i wouldn't even call them emofags most of the time
[21:06] <Thuryn> is lakota a franchise?
[21:07] <DigDug> your mom is a franchise
[21:07] <dekkon> !oh
[21:07] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[21:07] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[21:07] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[21:07] <Thuryn> heh. she's on sale...
[21:08] <Thuryn> the best part though
[21:08] <Thuryn> was when my mom, inc. bought out your mom
[21:09] <Thuryn> cheap, too
[21:11] <|Grim|> Hell I'll sell my mom cheap if your interested
[21:11] <Stereo``> hmm
[21:11] <DigDug> you're *
[21:11] <Thuryn> how much?
[21:12] <|Grim|> Well, she's a high mileage model... old... shoot me an offer
[21:12] <t3h-gr1m> Half a satyr.
[21:12] <DigDug> - $10,000
[21:12] <DigDug> that's a minus sign
[21:13] <t3h-gr1m> Half a satyr and a golden-colored egg.
[21:13] <|Grim|> Eh, I'll just ship her to china.. see what they send back in return
[21:13] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[21:14] <DigDug> grim, how old are you?
[21:14] <t3h-gr1m> "Thank you for food. Please enjoy lovely roast dog we have sent."
[21:14] <t3h-gr1m> 18, why?
[21:14] <|Grim|> mmmm Dog
[21:14] <|Grim|> I've not had good chinese food in awhile
[21:14] <DigDug> god, these "musicians" SUCK
[21:14] <t3h-gr1m> Which "musicians" would they "be"?
[21:15] <Badtzmaru> the ones serenading the coffee drinking losers!
[21:15] <DigDug> these lamers playing at penn station
[21:15] <Badtzmaru> oh word
[21:15] <Badtzmaru> good old penn station
[21:15] <Badtzmaru> haha
[21:15] <DigDug> haha i meant |grim|, not t3h-gr1m
[21:15] <Badtzmaru> theres a starbucks there now? =(
[21:15] <DigDug> Badtzmaru: yes <3
[21:15] <DigDug> the only place worth going here
[21:15] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[21:16] <Badtzmaru> where dp you live that that is worth going to?
[21:16] <Badtzmaru> at 11 on a saturday
[21:16] <Badtzmaru> heh
[21:16] <DigDug> Badtzmaru: i meant, starbucks is the only food establishment that is worth g
[21:16] <Badtzmaru> yeah, but why penn station?
[21:16] <Thuryn> |Grim|, a six-pack of root beer and some cupcakes
[21:16] <DigDug> because i just took a train from trenton to nyc
[21:16] <Badtzmaru> ok.
[21:17] <DigDug> and i can't go out because i have a big duffel bag with me
[21:17] <|Grim|> Chocolate cup cakes? Or vanilla?
[21:17] <DigDug> and i have to get up at 8am tomorrow morning
[21:17] <Badtzmaru> the hell was in trenton?
[21:17] <DigDug> jesus christ, did i really do that to myself ;[
[21:17] <Badtzmaru> haha
[21:17] <DigDug> trenton is a convenient place to take a train from
[21:17] <DigDug> my parents live in philly
[21:17] <DigDug> i was visiting htem
[21:17] <Badtzmaru> I.E. you are a dumbass/?
[21:17] <DigDug> my dad gave me a ride to trenton
[21:17] <DigDug> Badtzmaru: yes ;[
[21:17] <Thuryn> vanilla
[21:17] <DigDug> tomorrow is going to be a blast though
[21:18] <DigDug> provided i get enough sleep
[21:18] <|Grim|> with pink frosting and sprinkles?
[21:18] <DigDug> which i probably won't
[21:18] <DigDug> ok
[21:18] <DigDug> before i leave
[21:18] <DigDug> i'm going to take a photo of these guys
[21:18] <DigDug> and if they ask for money
[21:18] <DigDug> i'm going to inform them that i am taking a photo because of how much they s
[21:19] <|Grim|> Do they look like they would suck? Should a stranger look at the picture?
[21:19] <DigDug> i'm going to post an explanation along with the photo
[21:19] <|Grim|> oh ok..
[21:25] <DigDug> there are so many cute girls at penn station
[21:28] <var> to follow them home and peep in their windows
[21:28] <var> eh pen
[21:29] <DigDug> mmmmm
[21:29] <DigDug> i'm sure they all live kind of far
[21:29] <DigDug> and i don't have a good enough telephoto lens yet
[21:29] <var> hahahaha
[21:29] <DigDug> anyone willing to contribute to the Buy Me a Good Telephoto Lens Fund?
[21:29] <jmx> you are a failure as a stalker
[21:29] <Badtzmaru> heh
[21:30] <Badtzmaru> Im contemplating a telephoto now
[21:30] <jmx> you share the pics?
[21:30] <Twin`> digdug: i've had one on of those funds open for awhile now :(
[21:30] <DigDug> haha
[21:31] <Twin`> i don't ask for much, just 400mm and a warm spot infront of the fire
[21:32] <swight> 400mm of what?
[21:33] <DigDug> of cold hard glass
[21:33] <Twin`> originally it was planned to be Nikkor glass
[21:33] <Twin`> then when it was determined that Nikkor wanted $1.5k+
[21:34] <DigDug> i'm probably going to buy one of those, twin
[21:34] <DigDug> except used
[21:34] <Twin`> or Nikon rather
[21:34] <DigDug> right now, what i want is a nice f/2.8 zoom
[21:34] <jmx> yo swight, you ever watch those doctor who eps?
[21:35] <jmx> i just want a camera that works
[21:35] <swight> I watched most of the Queen Victoria one, just missed the end, catch it tomo
[21:35] <Twin`> the one i had originally wanted, which has apparently come down in price
[21:35] <Twin`> is like f/4.8 i think
[21:35] <Twin`> 80-400mm
[21:35] <DigDug> nice
[21:35] <DigDug> i want something for street use
[21:35] <Badtzmaru> DigDug: sigma 18-50 =)
[21:35] <DigDug> my 18-70 would be great if it wasn't f/3.5-4.5
[21:35] <Twin`> i think i might back down to a sigma lens though
[21:35] <jmx> whats your thougts on tennant now?
[21:36] <Badtzmaru> 2.8 whole range
[21:36] <DigDug> Badtzmaru: that sounds perfect
[21:36] <Twin`> cause the price difference between a sigma and a nikkon of the same size
[21:36] <DigDug> nice
[21:36] <DigDug> how much?
[21:36] <Twin`> is like $500
[21:36] <Twin`> nikkor even
[21:36] <swight> someone explain how F-stop affects the picture again? I learned back in hig
[21:36] <Badtzmaru> larger fstop = lower DOF
[21:36] <Badtzmaru> i.e. less in focus
[21:36] <Twin`> yea
[21:37] <Badtzmaru> http://www.sigma4less.com/sess/utn;jsessionid=154466b3c877d30/shopdata/00
[21:37] <DigDug> swight: but lower f-stop lets in more light
[21:37] <Twin`> it's the diameter of the entrance pupil
[21:37] <Badtzmaru> ugly URL, but thats the lens
[21:37] <DigDug> AHHHH MY EYES
[21:37] <Badtzmaru> I got mine for 390 used like 6 months ago, its come down a bit
[21:37] <Badtzmaru> 'lower' meaning 2.8 = larger aperture than 4.0
[21:37] <DigDug> you mean http://www.sigmaphoto.com/lenses/lenses_all_details.asp?id=3285&nav
[21:38] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[21:38] <Twin`> basically, the effect it tends to have is how much of the scene you've taken
[21:38] <Badtzmaru> msrp is like a year old though
[21:38] <swight> so, lower F stop will give you pinpoint focus, larger F stop will give you a
[21:38] <Twin`> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Jonquil_flowers_at_f32.jpg vs http://en.w
[21:38] <Badtzmaru> tends to hav enothing, thats directly what aperture and distance relate t
[21:39] <swight> ahhhh ok
[21:40] <swight> F-stop varies on a zoom lens correct?
[21:40] <Badtzmaru> some
[21:41] <DigDug> swight: it does on some
[21:41] <Twin`> someone needs to hurry up and make a solar powered contact lens oled display
[21:41] <DigDug> when it does, the larger f-stop numbers are usually at the lower zoom levels
[21:41] <Twin`> cause, i really want a HUD.
[21:42] <Twin`> my digital camera has taken to pissing me off lately
[21:42] <Twin`> by autofocusing something perfect
[21:42] <Twin`> then dropping the focus back down to a less acceptable level
[21:43] <Badtzmaru> eh?
[21:43] <Badtzmaru> http://www.canon.pl/?page=23&id=1626
[21:43] <Badtzmaru> dream lens
[21:43] <Twin`> it'll focus whatever
[21:43] <Twin`> then drop the focus at the last second
[21:44] <Twin`> i'd have to record a vid somehow
[21:44] <dekkon> SELECTED VEHICLE: 2006 MAZDA3 s 4-Door
[21:44] <dekkon> MSRP: $ 18,760 *
[21:44] <DigDug> Twin`: is it a ps?
[21:44] <dekkon> Estimated Payment**
[21:44] <dekkon> $185/mo**
[21:44] <dekkon> i could handle that
[21:44] <DigDug> Badtzmaru: nice, but big
[21:44] <Badtzmaru> oh tremendous
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