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Session Start: Fri May 12 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <jmx> congrats on finishing school you bastard
[00:01] <Efreeti> hah, the marketing exec
[00:01] <Efreeti> when he shows up in the morning he sometimes yells "Hiya, fans!"
[00:01] <jmx> i've got forever left if i dont quit
[00:16] <brad^> someone give me a bouncer
[00:16] <brad^> now
[00:16] <Efreeti> :|
[00:16] <Efreeti> I have designed a contraption!
[00:17] <Efreeti> It allows me to move my fingers and spin a suspended pen really fast!
[00:17] <Efreeti> I've used a pen, a paper clip and some sort of clip!
[00:18] <Efreeti> I will call this contraption.... "The Climax of Boredom!"
[00:18] <Efreeti> :(
[00:18] <Efreeti> football?
[00:19] <brad^> blunt?
[00:19] <brad^> i do believe so
[00:19] <brad^> why would my desktop say that a drive needs to be formatted when it doesnt ?
[00:20] <Mousie> hy
[00:20] <Twinge-> Clearly, your computer has joined in a vague, elabortate communist plot to
[00:20] <Efreeti> like a floppy?
[00:20] <Mousie> HY
[00:20] <Mousie> ne1 hurz?
[00:20] <Mousie> wagwangunit
[00:20] <Efreeti> i have a hdd that has an IDE connector pin broken off
[00:21] <Efreeti> windows tells me it wants to format
[00:21] <Efreeti> 40gb of stuff i'll never get back ;|
[00:21] <Mousie> u shud use soldering ironz
[00:21] <Efreeti> too small a surface to solder it back on
[00:21] <brad^> damnit
[00:21] <brad^> i bet i broke a pin off
[00:21] <Mousie> use a smaller soldering attachment
[00:21] <Efreeti> at least for an inexperienced solderer
[00:21] <brad^> because i wasall drunk when i was working on it
[00:21] <Efreeti> (soldier?)
[00:21] <Mousie> soldererre
[00:21] <Efreeti> k
[00:22] <Efreeti> well, the surface is like 1.2 x 2.5 mm
[00:22] <Mousie> or even just complete the connection using solder by itself iunno if that'll
[00:22] <Mousie> like using the solder as a wire
[00:22] <Efreeti> and i'm not sure if i could find the pin anymore
[00:22] <Mousie> and melting the end of the piece onto the contact
[00:23] <Mousie> someone invited me to a party tomorrow and i really want to go now because i
[00:23] <Efreeti> :D
[00:24] <Efreeti> i just want to get a girl drunk so i'll have a girlfriend
[00:24] <Efreeti> at least for one night
[00:24] <Mousie> not because she only has sex drunk but i secretly wish more guys would hit o
[00:24] <Efreeti> <- lonely nerd
[00:24] <Mousie> i have talked to other geeky ass losers like us and i think all of us
[00:24] <Mousie> who think our girlfriends are probably too good for us, fantasize of them sc
[00:24] <Efreeti> :(
[00:24] <Mousie> i suspect its some genetic programming to make sure we dont passs on our shi
[00:25] <brad^> girlfriends arent all they are cracked up to b
[00:25] <brad^> e
[00:25] <Efreeti> well, i'm the intellectual kind of nerd
[00:25] <Mousie> as am i of course...
[00:25] <brad^> i say just get pussy on the regular
[00:25] <brad^> fuck a relationship
[00:25] <brad^> i want a chick that wants to fuck
[00:25] <Efreeti> not the "sitting in his mothers basement jacking off to the covers of prist
[00:25] <Mousie> yeh well dont we all
[00:25] <Mousie> i did the best thing i could
[00:25] <Mousie> got a girlfriend who was 0 maintenance
[00:26] <Mousie> never bought a gift or paid for shit
[00:26] <Efreeti> how old are you?
[00:26] <Mousie> i'm not that bad looking though i dont think, but still a pathetic nerd who
[00:26] <Mousie> 20
[00:26] <jmx> loser
[00:26] <Efreeti> hmm, i'm 18, never had a girlfriend :|
[00:26] <brad^> lol
[00:26] <brad^> you never will
[00:27] <brad^> i was getting laid at 15
[00:27] <brad^> by the 18 year old females
[00:27] <piggy> http://www.zipperfish.net/hottie/erica-durance/erica-durance09.jpg
[00:27] <Mousie> were they ugly
[00:27] <Mousie> this is my "bitch"
[00:27] <Mousie> http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=83999
[00:28] <Mousie> this is me, i had nerdy glasses till i got laser eye surgery last may
[00:28] <Mousie> http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=84052
[00:28] <Efreeti> how much did that cost?
[00:28] <Mousie> mine were crazy expensive
[00:28] <Mousie> about $5600
[00:29] <Mousie> canadian
[00:29] <piggy> you're the blonde?
[00:29] <Efreeti> calc 5600 cnd in nok
[00:29] <Mousie> $5000us right now
[00:29] <Efreeti> calc 5600 cad in nok
[00:29] <piggy> or the indian guy?
[00:29] <cadaver> - 5600 Canadian dollars = 30852.4569 Norwegian kroner
[00:29] <Mousie> i'm the indian guy
[00:29] <Mousie> joanna is teh blonde
[00:29] <piggy> does she IRC?
[00:29] <Mousie> my eyes were really bad
[00:29] <Mousie> -5.5
[00:29] <piggy> I"m -7.5 in both eyes
[00:29] <Mousie> shit
[00:30] <Mousie> yeah you will need zykoptiks or whatever
[00:30] <Mousie> costs a ton more
[00:30] <piggy> heh
[00:30] <Mousie> if you have less than -3
[00:30] <piggy> yes I know all aobut it
[00:30] <Mousie> it is only $900/eye
[00:30] <piggy> I can do the corneal implants
[00:30] <piggy> which I can't qualify for
[00:30] <piggy> you need to be higher than -2.5
[00:30] <piggy> higher as in, lower
[00:30] <piggy> heh
[00:30] <Mousie> yeh
[00:30] <Efreeti> i think i could get a girlfriend
[00:30] <piggy> like 0 to -2.5
[00:30] <Mousie> she dont irc no
[00:30] <Mousie> she msns
[00:30] <piggy> teach her to IRC
[00:31] <Efreeti> but i'm not the one to go to drunken house parties regularly, like most of
[00:31] <Mousie> irc is full of psychos
[00:31] <Mousie> yeh well drunken house parties will just get you herpies infested skanks any
[00:31] <Efreeti> indeed
[00:31] <Mousie> if you want good looking girls who are actually halfways predictable that yo
[00:31] <Mousie> look in the local parks & recreation book
[00:31] <Efreeti> word
[00:31] <Mousie> for yoga/pilate classes
[00:31] <Efreeti> heh
[00:32] <Mousie> and then start asking people for msns
[00:32] <Mousie> or emails
[00:32] <Mousie> anyways, we all just want sex dont we
[00:33] <Efreeti> not really
[00:33] <Mousie> oh that's all i kinda want
[00:33] <Mousie> the cooking is an added bonus
[00:33] <Efreeti> not me
[00:33] <Mousie> and the visual betterness
[00:33] <piggy> sex is difficult when you have 5 alpha reductase syndrome
[00:33] <Mousie> i also enjoy walking around campus with a girl too i feel like less of a los
[00:33] <piggy> like Quentin Costa
[00:33] <Mousie> what's 5 alpha reductase syndrome
[00:33] <piggy> mousie how come you capitlize your /nick
[00:33] <piggy> it's not as cute capitalized
[00:34] <pinin> haha
[00:34] <piggy> ?
[00:34] <jmx> lol
[00:34] <Mousie> iunno
[00:34] <piggy> what the fuck is funny?
[00:34] * Mousie is now known as nousie
[00:34] * nousie is now known as mousie
[00:34] <piggy> yay
[00:34] * piggy hugs mousie
[00:34] <Efreeti> heheheh
[00:34] <mousie> what's 5-alpha reductase syndrome
[00:35] <mousie> is that the same as klinefelters
[00:35] <mousie> i think i have that
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[00:35] <Efreeti> wow
[00:35] <Efreeti> *screenshots*
[00:35] <piggy> mousie wiki it
[00:35] <mousie> i have manbreasts, a small penis, and wide hips
[00:35] <Efreeti> i'm like 60 pounds overweight
[00:36] <jmx> and are a whiner
[00:36] <Efreeti> but I don't look it
[00:36] <jmx> you'll go far
[00:36] <Efreeti> i'm noticeably fat though
[00:36] <piggy> shut the fuck up
[00:36] <Efreeti> but lots of muscle and a broad build
[00:36] <piggy> hey
[00:36] <piggy> #opera as in the web browser, or the genre of music
[00:36] <piggy> if the latter, who's your fave composer?
[00:37] <mousie> i'm also going bald
[00:37] <mousie> that's not me
[00:37] <mousie> uh pavarotti?
[00:37] <Efreeti> piggy, the browser
[00:38] <piggy> oh
[00:38] <piggy> weak
[00:38] <Efreeti> Avid user since v5.11
[00:38] <mousie> opera is for communists
[00:38] <Efreeti> I don't like Opera much... Othello is ok
[00:38] <Efreeti> mousie, why?
[00:38] <piggy> Efreeti your /nick would be cuter in all lowercase too
[00:38] * Efreeti is now known as efreeti
[00:38] <efreeti> hrmm
[00:38] <mousie> i'm not sure but some self declared existantialist told me about opera
[00:38] <mousie> so i decided not to use it on that basis
[00:38] <efreeti> hah
[00:39] <jmx> jesus christ everyone changes nicks on command for you piggy
[00:39] <efreeti> Why is Opera communistic and Firefox not?
[00:39] * jmx is now known as Jmx
[00:39] <mousie> is opera actually fast?
[00:39] <efreeti> very
[00:39] <mousie> i use firefox i find it slower than ie
[00:39] <efreeti> illegally fast according to W3C
[00:39] <piggy> hahah
[00:39] <efreeti> :D
[00:39] <mousie> but ie gets bogged down with crap
[00:39] <piggy> depends on the site, but yeah
[00:39] <efreeti> indeed mousie
[00:39] <piggy> firefox can be slow as shit
[00:39] <piggy> and use shitton more RAM than IE
[00:39] <piggy> but it has features I like
[00:39] <Jmx> and crashes routinely
[00:39] <mousie> like what i find i never use features
[00:39] <Sohcahtoa> YOU NO TAKE CANDLE
[00:39] <efreeti> Opera is smaller and more lightweight than Firefox, actually
[00:40] <piggy> mirc.exe 292 RDP-Tcp#53 0 64,356 K
[00:40] <piggy> cmd.exe 2608 RDP-Tcp#53 0 0 K
[00:40] <piggy> cmd.exe 1104 RDP-Tcp#53 0 1,040 K
[00:40] <piggy> utorrent.exe 2168 RDP-Tcp#53 0 3,912 K
[00:40] <piggy> firefox.exe 1732 RDP-Tcp#53 0 124,024 K
[00:40] <piggy> trillian.exe 784 RDP-Tcp#53 0 14,260 K
[00:40] <efreeti> especially for win
[00:40] <piggy> look at that shit
[00:40] <piggy> firefox, 124 megs
[00:40] <mousie> yeh firefox shits on me at least 3 times a day too
[00:40] <mousie> if i'm doing anything repetitive
[00:40] <mousie> and then switch to something involving java
[00:41] <piggy> mousie are you good at math
[00:41] <efreeti> opera takes around 20mb here
[00:41] <efreeti> max around 60 when it's been clogged up, loaded big images and been up for
[00:41] <mousie> piggy, uh not really i got a- in university calculus
[00:41] <mousie> i had 30% like 1/3 of the way through the course and then started doing the
[00:42] <piggy> hahah
[00:42] <mousie> whys are you
[00:43] <pinin> firefox uses the max it can...you can limit it in several ways
[00:43] <pinin> ;[
[00:43] <mousie> why does everyone love rhcp
[00:43] * Jmx is now known as jmx
[00:43] <jmx> everyone doesnt
[00:43] <mousie> on a 2 disc album the only good song was dani california
[00:44] <mousie> and the lyrics to it are just random shit that rhymes
[00:44] <efreeti> I like Opera because of it's interface customizeability and the pure user f
[00:44] <mousie> i've heard more intelligent rap and that's produced by crack fiends
[00:44] <pinin> arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[00:44] <pinin> ftp keeps timing out
[00:44] <pinin> so i guess it means i'm done working for tonight
[00:44] <pinin> ;\
[00:44] <efreeti> i still like rap somewhat i guess
[00:45] <efreeti> even though i haven't been listening to it since i was like 14
[00:45] <efreeti> but not hardcore gangster rap
[00:45] <efreeti> Common, Kanye West, The Roots, is ok
[00:46] <Twinge-> Firefox crashes as much or mroe for me than IE did, but I think that's part
[00:46] <mousie> dirty opera
[00:46] <mousie> does opera dns resolution lag
[00:47] <Twinge-> Certainly not a perfect browser yet by any means, but good enough; I don't
[00:47] <efreeti> argh, what's the name of that hip hop group... that has a guy with a very d
[00:47] <piggy> what the fuck
[00:47] <mousie> uh
[00:48] <mousie> the deep voice
[00:48] <efreeti> mousie, not that i've experienced
[00:48] <mousie> does the group have raw diggah
[00:48] <efreeti> raw what?
[00:49] <efreeti> fuzzy animal suits with big heads
[00:49] <efreeti> like sports team mascot suits
[00:49] <mousie> uh is that the white guys
[00:49] <efreeti> i don't know
[00:49] <mousie> "you and me baby aint nothing but mammals"
[00:49] <efreeti> noooo
[00:49] <efreeti> not Bloodhound Gang
[00:50] <efreeti> AND...?
[00:50] <efreeti> hmm
[00:50] <mousie> is it flipmode squad
[00:50] <efreeti> maybe
[00:50] <mousie> the deep voiced guy is Lord Have Mercy
[00:50] <efreeti> doesn't ring a bell
[00:50] <efreeti> the names
[00:51] <mousie> i dunno i hate rap now
[00:51] <mousie> but i heard das effects recently
[00:51] <mousie> and i was all lol this is better than rhcp which all white girls over 20 see
[00:51] <efreeti> Busta Rhymes?
[00:51] <efreeti> don't think so
[00:51] <mousie> das effects
[00:52] <mousie> oh flipmode squad is like 4 or 5 people i think
[00:52] <efreeti> yes, but wikipedia says "fronted by busta rhymes"
[00:52] <efreeti> hmm
[00:52] <efreeti> DJ Format?
[00:53] <efreeti> was it that had that song?
[00:53] * mousie is now known as snuffleup
[00:53] <efreeti> i don't know
[00:53] * snuffleup is now known as snuflupag
[00:54] * snuflupag is now known as mousie
[00:54] <efreeti> Jurassic 5?
[00:55] <mousie> dont they have any opera skins that dont look like mac
[00:55] <efreeti> yes they do!
[00:55] <mousie> i dont like these rounded buttons
[00:55] <mousie> it makes me feel like i'm riding the short-bus again
[00:56] <efreeti> I use MeGuido myself
[00:56] <efreeti> the black one
[00:56] <efreeti> mousie, check out the skin "Sofa King"
[00:57] <efreeti> alternatively "Cocoa"
[00:58] <efreeti> mousie, Sofa King is on page 2 of "Popular Skins"
[00:58] <efreeti> hm
[00:58] <mousie> tryings
[00:59] <efreeti> Sofa King has rounded-off rectangular buttons, Cocoa has iconized buttons
[01:00] <efreeti> http://my.opera.com/community/customize/skins/info/?id=155
[01:00] <efreeti> there, direct link
[01:00] <mousie> opera seems fast i wonder how much of it is just no bullshit people tossed m
[01:00] <mousie> thanks
[01:00] <efreeti> based on Safari
[01:02] <mousie> appliededed
[01:02] <efreeti> i think the guy with the deep voice i was thinking of
[01:02] <efreeti> is Chali 2na from Jurassic 5
[01:03] <mousie> do you listen to old school prince
[01:03] <efreeti> Prince?
[01:03] <mousie> yeh
[01:03] <efreeti> I mostly listen to power and progressive metal
[01:03] <mousie> "artist formerly known as prince"
[01:03] <efreeti> I've never listened to that guy
[01:04] <mousie> girls seem to really like him, i started listening to old school prince litt
[01:04] <mousie> maybe that means i'm gay
[01:05] <efreeti> I like old school music too
[01:05] <efreeti> like The Doors >_>
[01:06] <squidders> me too
[01:06] <squidders> and stuff from the early 90s
[01:06] <squidders> charlatans etc
[01:08] <efreeti> Pink Floyd
[01:08] <squidders> oh yeah
[01:08] <efreeti> Jimi Hendrix
[01:08] * squidders saw pink floyd at Earls court
[01:08] <efreeti> where is that?
[01:08] <squidders> London
[01:09] <efreeti> kk
[01:09] <squidders> huh?
[01:10] <efreeti> kk = k = ok
[01:10] <squidders> :o)
[01:10] <mousie> i dont see how to make opera default browser
[01:10] <mousie> why isn't it trying to take over my umputar
[01:12] <squidders> Select "File | Preferences" from the main menu in Opera.
[01:12] <squidders>
[01:12] <squidders> Change to the "Default Application" tab.
[01:12] <squidders>
[01:12] <squidders> Check the "Check if Opera is default browser on startup" option.
[01:12] <squidders>
[01:12] <efreeti> shut it down and open it again
[01:12] <squidders> Click "OK".
[01:12] <squidders> hey, I was just about to say that
[01:12] <efreeti> it should pop up with a "Wanna set default browsah mmmmk?"
[01:12] <mousie> hm mwtf i dont have anything like that
[01:13] <mousie> oh i see it
[01:13] <mousie> adv programs
[01:13] <mousie> its some tiny selection that looks totally unrelated
[01:13] <mousie> under helper applications
[01:17] <sxh> analnanalnaanl
[01:17] <The|Dude> sup
[01:17] <efreeti> snow has cravings
[01:19] <sxh> no
[01:19] <sxh> i said i am not a lawyer
[01:19] <sxh> and also
[01:19] <mousie> gargh
[01:19] <sxh> any of you fuckers that has not yet had a honey butter chicken biscuit
[01:19] <mousie> opera fails at being told to be the default on my umputar
[01:19] <sxh> needs to go get one
[01:19] <mousie> what's honey butter chicken biscuit
[01:20] <mousie> is that a type of soup
[01:20] <sxh> it's a biscuit
[01:20] <Rjx> good morning you princes among men
[01:20] <sxh> cut in half
[01:20] <sxh> one half gets honey, the other gets butter
[01:20] <The|Dude> morning rjx
[01:20] <sxh> and in the middle is a breaded chicken tenderloin
[01:20] <The|Dude> sounds delicious
[01:20] <mousie> that sounds terrible
[01:20] <mousie> i dont like mixing foods
[01:21] <sxh> and i don't mean uk biscuit
[01:21] <sxh> i mean american biscuit
[01:21] <sxh> down south style
[01:21] <mousie> well i'm from canada
[01:21] <mousie> so what's a down south biscuit
[01:21] <mousie> they're all from walmart anyways
[01:21] <sxh> you're treading dangerous territory with that walmart comment
[01:22] <sxh> walmart is decidedly unamerican
[01:22] <sxh> and unsouthern
[01:22] <mousie> what why
[01:22] <sxh> we won't get into that
[01:22] <mousie> walmart is a proud capitalist institution
[01:22] <mousie> the strength of america is her economy!
[01:23] <mousie> which freedom and enslaved black people built!
[01:23] <sxh> http://www.bsu.edu/web/dining/Biscuits.jpg
[01:23] <mousie> hmm they look like crumpets or somethin
[01:24] <mousie> cheese crumpets
[01:25] <S|mon> anyone use The Mixing Bowl?
[01:27] <efreeti> hmm, what is darker? #CECECE or #DDDDDD ?
[01:28] <mousie> cecece
[01:30] <Rjx> May 9, 2006 - Krazy Ken's at it again. Following the surprise pre-E3 announceme
[01:31] <mousie> awesome beverly hills cop music
[01:31] <Rjx> do-do-do-dododo-do-do-do-dodado
[01:32] <The|Dude> too cheap, huh?
[01:32] <The|Dude> isn't supposed to be like $400?
[01:32] <The|Dude> for the basic one?
[01:32] <Rjx> $500 for the basic one
[01:32] <Rjx> i think
[01:32] <Rjx> $600 for the one with all the features
[01:33] <The|Dude> jesus
[01:33] <The|Dude> fuck that
[01:33] <efreeti> no, $600 for the basic one, $500 for the stripped down one
[01:33] <efreeti> calc 600 usd in nok
[01:33] <cadaver> - 600 U.S. dollars = 3648.41446 Norwegian kroner
[01:33] <efreeti> it's not that bad
[01:33] <efreeti> imho
[01:36] <S|mon> that includes the tv right?
[01:36] <S|mon> ;(
[01:37] <efreeti> calc 256^3
[01:37] <cadaver> - 256^3 = 16777216
[01:37] <efreeti> spoiled americans with your cheap electronics
[01:40] <Rjx> I, for one, welcome our new NSA overlords!
[01:40] <Rjx> Oh, wait a minute, that wasn't funny. Kinda creepy, in fact.
[01:40] <Rjx> haha that's pretty funny for a slashdot comment
[01:41] <efreeti> what is slashdot?
[01:41] <Rjx> news site
[01:43] <efreeti> i knew that
[01:43] <efreeti> i was just fishing for a weird response
[01:43] <efreeti> i've never read slashdot
[01:43] <Rjx> A 47-year-old Munich man tried to commit suicide by jumping in front of a train
[01:43] <Rjx> slashdot is rarely worth reading anymore
[01:44] <Rjx> the only reason i still read it is because the chance of seeing a headline abou
[01:44] <Kurin> wtf
[01:44] <efreeti> this web 2.0 shit...
[01:44] <Kurin> How do you miss the front of a train
[01:45] <efreeti> it's like zen propaganda about a unified, sinergetic internet, or something
[01:45] <Kurin> It means rounded corners
[01:45] <Kurin> And light-grey on white text
[01:45] <Rjx> pretty much
[01:45] <Rjx> and javascript where it's not needed
[01:45] <Rjx> with a podcast
[01:45] <efreeti> ;|
[01:46] <efreeti> web 2.0 makes me sad already
[01:46] <Rjx> and using ruby on rails
[01:46] <Kurin> http://www.parm.net/web2.0/
[01:46] <efreeti> ruby on rails?
[01:46] <Rjx> haha Kurin
[01:46] <Rjx> ruby on rails is an MVC framework for the Ruby scripting language
[01:47] <efreeti> never heard of Ruby
[01:47] <Rjx> most of the people who are fanatical about it have no idea how to use it or wha
[01:47] <efreeti> MVC?
[01:47] <Rjx> optix told me that it "is faster than python"
[01:47] <Rjx> whatever that means
[01:47] <Rjx> (ruby on rails that is)
[01:47] <Rjx> MVC is a software design "philosophy"
[01:47] <Rjx> model-view-controller
[01:48] <efreeti> bah
[01:48] <Rjx> syswear uses a java MVC framework
[01:48] * efreeti imagines a MVC CMS and shudders
[01:48] <Rjx> MVC is actually fairly established
[01:49] <Rjx> Ruby on Rails is an implementation that has little bells and whistles you can p
[01:49] <efreeti> wee
[01:49] <Rjx> and masturbate furiously to features that aren't useful in the slightest
[01:49] <efreeti> yay
[01:49] <efreeti> lunch in 10 :3
[01:50] <efreeti> i've managed to drag out the whole half of the day doing nothing
[01:50] <efreeti> just playign around with the CMS for the company subdepartment site and rea
[01:50] <efreeti> rgosgnso
[01:50] <efreeti> and wikipedia
[01:51] <Rjx> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/1600/silly.jpg
[01:54] <efreeti> hum
[01:56] <sxh> ohhhhhhhhh girl
[01:57] <sxh> chi-lites ftw
[02:16] <sxh> also rjx
[02:16] <sxh> i'm going to buy a domain name and shit
[02:16] <sxh> strictly so that i can ruby on rails
[02:16] <sxh> and put up web2.0
[02:16] <Kurin> Make sure visitors can add tags
[02:17] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:24] <sxh> haah
[02:27] <catnip> good morning
[02:29] * catnip fires up some 90's sounds
[02:30] * utopian thinks the /me command is pretty gay
[02:31] * catnip doesn't give a flying fuck about utopian toughts
[02:31] <catnip> hey FlaVouR
[02:31] <catnip> sup?
[02:31] <FlaVouR> lo mang
[02:31] <FlaVouR> women are the devil and should all be made into slaves .. apart from issuez
[02:32] <catnip> erm
[02:32] <catnip> who dissed you?
[02:32] <catnip> :P
[02:32] <FlaVouR> no one dissed me
[02:32] <FlaVouR> just just this chick playing with my head
[02:32] <utopian> issuez getting her head on right is really difficult too, through all those
[02:33] <FlaVouR> one night I get an SMS - bedroom door open - let yourself is and I did and
[02:33] <FlaVouR> then I dont hear fromher in 2 days so I call her and she freaks cos I am HO
[02:33] <ScumFrog> w2
[02:33] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 65F/18C; wind West 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Light Haze; Sunrise 5:
[02:33] <ScumFrog> bling
[02:33] <FlaVouR> w2
[02:33] <poopy> FlaVouR temp 64F/18C; wind West 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Smoke; Sunrise 6:36AMSA
[02:34] <FlaVouR> SMoke?
[02:34] <FlaVouR> wtf
[02:34] <ScumFrog> heh
[02:34] <catnip> damn isp :|
[02:35] <FlaVouR> just just this chick playing with my head
[02:35] <FlaVouR> <FlaVouR> one night I get an SMS - bedroom door open - let yourself i
[02:35] <FlaVouR> <FlaVouR> then I dont hear fromher in 2 days so I call her and she fr
[02:35] <catnip> sorry FlaVouR , you were saying?
[02:35] <FlaVouR> you got allthat?
[02:35] <catnip> yup
[02:35] <FlaVouR> k
[02:35] <FlaVouR> *confused*
[02:35] <catnip> how old is she?
[02:35] <FlaVouR> 23
[02:36] <FlaVouR> but this yo yo thing doesnt work for me
[02:36] <catnip> hummmmm, fear of commitment perhaps?
[02:36] <FlaVouR> one minute she's all lets get it on and the next she's like WOAH!! EASY THE
[02:36] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:36] <FlaVouR> totally thats what it is
[02:36] <catnip> dude, do what *you* want
[02:36] <FlaVouR> gonna have a word with her tonight about this
[02:36] <FlaVouR> I want her
[02:36] <FlaVouR> she is awesome
[02:36] <FlaVouR> adn when we together it just works
[02:36] <catnip> she's playing you
[02:37] <FlaVouR> when we not she gets into her head and freaks herself out
[02:37] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[02:37] <FlaVouR> this is why they are the devil
[02:37] <ScumFrog> yes
[02:37] <ScumFrog> women are evil
[02:37] <catnip> brb
[02:54] <Rjx> 10:51 <+dict> sasquatch: the act of shaving ones pubic hair and ejaculati
[02:54] <Rjx> 10:51 <+dict> example: i have a lot of hair stuck to me since Jimmy did t
[02:54] <brad^> so i putin a 180 gig drive
[02:54] <brad^> to a new box
[02:55] <brad^> it was working before
[02:55] <brad^> and now it says it needs to be formatted
[02:55] <brad^> should i just fuck w the cables
[02:55] <brad^> or did i break a pin or something ?
[02:57] * brad^ is now known as brad-
[03:07] <efreeti> hahah
[03:08] <efreeti> i just set up a pc in the conference room with a projector
[03:08] <efreeti> jhad it up in two minutes and just sat there playing flash games for a whil
[03:08] <efreeti> got to level 19 in Roadblocks
[03:09] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[03:13] <qoa> Leave it to a blonde supermodel to do exactly the kind of stuff you'd expect a
[03:14] <efreeti> http://home.online.no/~quaker/bbc/mightofmenethillol.jpg
[03:14] <efreeti> omg zomg
[03:15] <efreeti> qoa, awesome
[03:15] <efreeti> calc 40 mph in kph
[03:15] <cadaver> - 40 mph = 64.37376 kph
[03:15] <efreeti> calc 40 mph in kmph
[03:15] <efreeti> calc 40 mi in km
[03:15] <cadaver> - 40 mi = 64.37376 kilometers
[03:15] <efreeti> :P
[03:17] <qoa> Props to whoever that is for killing a gnome.
[03:44] <Zera> i want 5 of that weapon
[04:14] <brad-> fuck yeah
[04:14] <brad-> i got my media box working
[04:14] <brad-> ;]
[04:17] <Zera> kinky
[04:18] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[04:21] <catnip> this is slow today...
[04:21] <catnip> on every aspect: irc, irl, wow...
[04:24] <FlaVouR> when last was sexyloser updated?
[04:24] <catnip> so FlaVouR
[04:25] <catnip> dont let her play you
[04:25] <FlaVouR> so catnip
[04:25] <FlaVouR> I wont
[04:25] <catnip> remember, you are always better then them
[04:25] <FlaVouR> she is getting a talking to after lunch
[04:25] <catnip> right on!
[04:25] <catnip> then=than
[04:25] <FlaVouR> its gonna go like this
[04:25] <catnip> <-- english sucks
[04:25] <FlaVouR> OH GOD I LOVE YOU AND I AM SO SORRY!!
[04:25] <FlaVouR> heh
[04:25] <FlaVouR> no
[04:25] <catnip> LOL OMFG!
[04:26] <FlaVouR> its gonna be make up your mind bitch
[04:26] <FlaVouR> date me or fuck off
[04:26] <catnip> yep, put your shit together
[04:26] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[04:26] <catnip> make up your mind and stick to that decision
[04:26] <FlaVouR> totally
[04:26] <FlaVouR> this yo you bullshit is killing me
[04:27] <Rjx> man
[04:27] <catnip> or else... find some other guy that can put up with your insecurities
[04:27] <Rjx> DC users really love their horse porn
[04:27] <FlaVouR> horse porn?
[04:27] <FlaVouR> struth
[04:27] <Rjx> yeah i was just checking search spy
[04:27] <Rjx> a very large amount of the searches are for things like
[04:27] <FlaVouR> "just checking" eh
[04:27] <Rjx> "black woman fucks horse"
[04:27] <Rjx> oh, and the simpsons was in there too
[04:28] <FlaVouR> simpsons fuck horse?
[04:28] <catnip> maybe its just a very well endowed black man
[04:28] <catnip> called Mr. Ed
[04:28] <FlaVouR> Lol
[04:29] <catnip> altough having such big dicks is an handicap
[04:29] <catnip> harder and slower to wip out into action
[04:29] <catnip> and harder to get hard, as seen in some pr0n nI have here
[04:30] <FlaVouR> long dong silver
[04:30] <catnip> yeah! seen that
[04:30] <FlaVouR> yeah
[04:30] <FlaVouR> hes a legand
[04:30] <catnip> altough I would hate to have a dick taht big
[04:30] <FlaVouR> slap her with a dick slap her with a dick!
[04:30] <catnip> I like my little white man dick
[04:31] <FlaVouR> with the sar tattood on the head
[04:31] <catnip> It can go in all the way, doesn't hurt so much in anal play and its quick to
[04:31] <FlaVouR> *cringe*
[04:31] <catnip> ouch :\
[04:31] <FlaVouR> star
[04:31] <FlaVouR> even
[04:32] <catnip> no tattos on mah willeh
[04:32] <FlaVouR> heh
[04:32] <catnip> I've seen some but, Im not very tempted to buzz my cock
[04:32] <FlaVouR> my ribs are still crusty :/
[04:32] <FlaVouR> yeah me either
[04:32] <catnip> get some tattoo goo on that
[04:33] <FlaVouR> Zambuck!
[04:33] <catnip> or whatever product you like using
[04:33] <FlaVouR> is the way forward
[04:33] <catnip> I use bepantene
[04:33] <catnip> but its a personal choice
[04:33] <catnip> some ppl have better experience with some other products
[04:33] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[04:34] <FlaVouR> I used preparatin H on my arm
[04:34] <catnip> bepanthene
[04:34] <catnip> how do you spell this...
[04:34] <FlaVouR> wassat?
[04:34] <FlaVouR> spell bepanthene
[04:34] <cadaver> - bepanthen perhaps?
[04:34] <catnip> its a cream, heavy duty
[04:34] <catnip> real thick
[04:34] <FlaVouR> oic
[04:34] <catnip> one layer goes the whole day
[04:35] <catnip> url bepanthene
[04:35] <cadaver> - "bepanthene": http://www.chemindustry.com/chemicals/171489.html
[04:35] <brad-> anyone have 360 and fight night round 3?
[04:36] <ExZippo_> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282&q=TUNAK+TUN+T
[04:39] <Rjx> sometimes i forget how awesome bugmenot is
[04:44] <catnip> almost lunch time, today, I shall eat something unhealthy, McDonalds is a po
[04:44] <catnip> wish me luck
[04:45] * catnip is away - lunch with ronald tthe clown
[04:45] <catnip> later
[04:46] <ExZippo_> http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/1064/allah3ib.gif
[04:48] <ExZippo_> LET'S GET BIZAY
[04:52] <ExZippo_> Rjx: http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/9651/060410hair7ki.jpg
[04:53] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[04:53] <Rjx> haha
[04:53] <Rjx> i have seen that before
[04:53] <Rjx> i do approve though
[05:05] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[05:15] <ExZippo_> Rjx: http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/1485/trains4zj.jpg
[05:15] <ExZippo_> ahahahaha
[05:15] <Rjx> haha
[05:15] <ExZippo_> that's such a fucking awesome shirt
[05:16] <ExZippo_> http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7543/trains9ct.jpg
[05:17] <ExZippo_> MYTHA FUCKA, I SHIT TRAINS
[05:17] <ExZippo_> NOW WHAT?
[05:18] <ExZippo_> Rjx: Oh shit dude, make this shirt
[05:18] <ExZippo_> http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/5880/hellohitlershirt8xe.jpg
[05:20] <Rjx> haha
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[05:39] <ExZippo_> I SHIT TRAINS
[05:44] <wind> http://www.macon.com/mld/macon/news/nation/14558577.htm men suing because they
[05:45] <S|mon> whens mothers day?
[05:51] <mef> hot http://www.eluxury.com/browse/product_detail.jhtml?styleid=11157863&Section
[05:53] * t3h-gr1m just finished his last final of the semester.
[05:58] <timmo> sunday
[05:59] <t3h-gr1m> Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! at the Civic Center!
[05:59] <t3h-gr1m> GRAAAAVE DIGGER!
[05:59] * t3h-gr1m cackles.
[06:00] <mef> :I
[06:05] <ExZippo_> MUTHA FUCKA, I SHIT TRAINS
[06:05] <ExZippo_> NOW WHAT
[06:06] <t3h-gr1m> :O
[06:06] <t3h-gr1m> OH SHEET
[06:06] <t3h-gr1m> I SHIT GODS
[06:06] <t3h-gr1m> :o
[06:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:17] <timmo> http://img41.echo.cx/img41/171/trollgnetel6fz.jpg
[06:26] <catnip> quick poll: haircut - buzzcut nr2 or shave it all away?
[06:32] <ExZippo_> shave
[06:32] <ExZippo_> unless you've never done it
[06:32] <ExZippo_> and don't know if you have a lumpy head
[06:32] <catnip> I did it already
[06:33] <catnip> maybe I'll shave it yeah
[06:33] <catnip> so I can get a tan on my head before summer kicks in proper
[06:33] <Serena[T]> only if you have a pretty head
[06:33] <ExZippo_> buh is asking for 20 mins of network airtime for monday 8pm
[06:34] <ExZippo_> bush, even
[06:34] <ExZippo_> He's going to talk about how the wetbacks are fucking you guys
[06:34] <catnip> My head is normal I guess, some scars and bumps, all man made
[06:35] <csqrl> everyone is so hippie about the immigrant situation
[06:35] <csqrl> everyone in america is an immigrant! blah blah blah
[06:35] <csqrl> it's like when castro dumped his prisons on us and everyone said oh we should
[06:36] <csqrl> and make these gentlemen citizens
[06:36] <csqrl> fuck that
[06:36] <csqrl> there's enough people in this country
[06:36] <csqrl> and immigrants fuck like rabbits and breed like roaches
[06:37] <csqrl> it's retarded to have the bottom rung of the societal ladder out reproduce ev
[06:37] <csqrl> plus, i don't care if many of them are really good people and hard workers
[06:37] <timmo> i really dont know that i would mind so much
[06:37] <csqrl> the majority are still poor as fuck
[06:37] <timmo> if they would actually learn english
[06:37] <csqrl> and poor people are criminals
[06:37] <timmo> it enrages me to no end
[06:37] <jeek> I'm willing to help them reproduce
[06:37] <timmo> to go try to order something
[06:37] <csqrl> there's a shitton of immigrants in jail
[06:37] <timmo> and some mexican
[06:37] <timmo> just stare at me
[06:38] <jeek> I'll take 2 hot mexican chicks and a puerto rican plz
[06:38] <timmo> because im not speaking spanish
[06:38] <csqrl> for real
[06:38] <timmo> ive yet to meet an immigrant from say
[06:38] <timmo> prague
[06:38] <timmo> who cant speak english
[06:38] <csqrl> i think it's retarded to have the entire country start being bilingual
[06:38] <csqrl> and to have laws in place saying if you don't make those concessions
[06:38] <csqrl> you get fucked
[06:38] <jeek> Yeah, they have to learn English
[06:39] <Rjx> christ it's hot out today
[06:39] <timmo> you know whats funny
[06:39] <timmo> pretty soon
[06:39] <jeek> timmo: Clown assraping a donkey?
[06:39] <timmo> the spics will be border jumping
[06:39] <timmo> to canada
[06:39] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[06:39] <poopy> Rjx temp 73F/23C; wind Variable 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[06:39] <csqrl> haha
[06:39] <Rjx> you know though
[06:39] <csqrl> i doubt that
[06:39] <timmo> theyll border jump here, roam to the north
[06:39] <Rjx> are immigrants legally allowed to stay in the country?
[06:39] <timmo> and jump into canada
[06:39] <Rjx> ones that just jump the border?
[06:39] <ExZippo_> http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/051206/chinese-food-bong.gif
[06:39] <csqrl> hellz naw
[06:39] <timmo> no
[06:40] <csqrl> if they have a kid here, it's a citizen
[06:40] <timmo> BUT
[06:40] <timmo> if they pop out a kid
[06:40] <jeek> Rjx: No, but for the last 6 years or so the INS hasn't been following through
[06:40] <timmo> the mom can stay
[06:40] <csqrl> so what do they do
[06:40] <csqrl> they fuck like rabbits
[06:40] <catnip> hey, I'll trade some soviet block immigrants for whatever you got extra stoc
[06:40] <Rjx> breed like rabbits
[06:40] <timmo> the way i see it
[06:40] <timmo> you jump the border
[06:40] <timmo> and you have a kid
[06:40] <timmo> they should take your kid
[06:40] <timmo> and deport you
[06:40] <csqrl> they should deport you both
[06:40] <Rjx> haha
[06:40] <Rjx> i think that's pretty gay
[06:40] <Rjx> i mean i've looked at applications for citizenship
[06:41] <Rjx> and it's mega strict
[06:41] <Rjx> yet border jumpers seem to stay in the country without a problem
[06:41] <timmo> rjx
[06:41] <timmo> just show up on a miami beach with a raft
[06:41] <catnip> actually, some small euro countries like portugal have more than 10%immigran
[06:41] <jeek> Rjx: Lots of the farmers hire them, and the INS stopped cracking down on it wh
[06:41] <timmo> claim to be from cuba
[06:41] <timmo> we have this retarded "law"
[06:41] <timmo> that is pretty much
[06:41] <timmo> if you row your happy ass from cuba
[06:41] <timmo> and actually make it to shore
[06:42] <timmo> you can stay
[06:42] <Rjx> haha awesome
[06:42] <timmo> thankfully we sink most peoples boats
[06:42] <Rjx> i could pass as cuban with a little practice
[06:42] <timmo> :x
[06:42] <csqrl> yeah, asylum
[06:42] <jeek> Hrm.
[06:42] <csqrl> from the evil communists
[06:42] <jeek> Rjx: We could go to whatever state it is and have a gay marriage.
[06:42] <catnip> wtf?
[06:42] <jeek> 3 years of me plugging your ass, then you're free to go on your way as an Amer
[06:42] <Rjx> political asylum is something that should really be taken care of
[06:43] <Rjx> i've had a crapload of relatives who've had to seek asylum in the UK
[06:43] <Rjx> due to being run out of countries in africa
[06:43] <catnip> its not only the citizenship appliance that's strict, try getting trough cos
[06:43] <csqrl> i'm cool with asylum in some cases
[06:43] <Rjx> i mean i can see that being a valid reason to grant people access to your count
[06:43] <timmo> yeah but cuba isnt so much the OMG HORRILE COMMIE
[06:43] <csqrl> but it's just a joke
[06:43] <timmo> as they used to be
[06:43] <csqrl> it's a default excuse
[06:44] <Rjx> HEY WHAT ARE YOU UP TO???
[06:44] <Rjx> ARE YOU SINGEL? and feel like talking with other single??
[06:44] <Rjx> HeHe WE have a single hub now in FreeWay
[06:44] <Rjx> A bit different to the regular hubs and started to
[06:44] <Rjx> Join if you like just write [Miss] [Lady] or [Mr] [Dude] infro
[06:44] <Rjx> Something that tell if you are a man or a woma
[06:44] <timmo> you know
[06:44] <mef> timmo, that 'stupid law' was passed to use emigration from cuba as a political
[06:44] <Rjx> oh DC hubs, you never fail to crack me up
[06:44] <timmo> i wonder if you could buy property like right on the border
[06:44] <timmo> and put up a no tresspassing sign
[06:45] <timmo> and shoot mexicans
[06:45] <timmo> who came into your area
[06:45] <catnip> timmo: and shoot them legallly?
[06:45] <catnip> LOL
[06:45] <timmo> ya
[06:45] <Rjx> have a door
[06:45] <Rjx> like that one in lord of the rings
[06:45] <Rjx> you have to speak english to get through
[06:45] <Rjx> spanish = instakill
[06:45] <csqrl> haha
[06:45] <timmo> hah
[06:45] <catnip> telefragged!
[06:46] <timmo> i feel bad for josh though
[06:46] <csqrl> they're an economical problem
[06:46] <timmo> like a lot of mexicans stay out of utah because it gets cold here
[06:46] <timmo> but a lot are like
[06:46] <timmo> CORPUS CHRISTI?
[06:46] <timmo> HELL YEAH
[06:46] <csqrl> corpus christi
[06:46] <csqrl> san antonio
[06:46] <Rjx> mexico city
[06:46] <csqrl> san antonio has a big problem
[06:46] <csqrl> apparently places get busted here all the time with illegal workers
[06:46] <timmo> the school i went to was like
[06:47] <timmo> 80% spanish
[06:47] <Rjx> this reminded me of a conversation with sara's dad about the relocation of the
[06:47] <Rjx> and someone was saying that they should just move them all to utah
[06:47] <catnip> you americans... never really caught up with ethnic diversity since you stop
[06:47] <timmo> when people tell me YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE BEING A MINORITY
[06:47] <Rjx> and he said "what are they going to do in utah, pick snow flakes?"
[06:47] <timmo> fuck that, i had a bunch of spanish kids that would fuck with me in elementar
[06:47] <timmo> cause i was white
[06:47] <timmo> it was surreal
[06:48] <catnip> spanish?
[06:48] <timmo> i punched one of them in the mouth and they pretty much stopped that shit tho
[06:48] <timmo> MEXICANS
[06:48] <timmo> SPICCCCCSSSS
[06:48] <catnip> oh
[06:48] <csqrl> haha
[06:48] <timmo> 2nd generation border jumpers
[06:48] <csqrl> my highschool was obviously primarily mexican
[06:48] <csqrl> but it had a good portion of whites because of the neighborhood
[06:48] <catnip> yo esse, wazzup?
[06:48] <csqrl> i didn't get fucked with because i'm cool with the mexicans yo
[06:49] <catnip> socks with flip flops?
[06:49] <Rjx> my high school was insanely multiethnic
[06:49] <Rjx> being in outer london
[06:49] <catnip> mine too
[06:49] <Rjx> so race was never really an issue
[06:49] <catnip> being in belgium
[06:49] <timmo> speaking of the uk
[06:49] <timmo> i still find it hilarious
[06:49] <timmo> to see black people
[06:49] <timmo> with a london accent
[06:49] <catnip> ...
[06:49] <timmo> or like a scottish accent
[06:49] <Rjx> haha
[06:49] <csqrl> haha
[06:49] <csqrl> yeah
[06:49] <catnip> erm lol
[06:49] <csqrl> that blows my mind
[06:49] <Rjx> yeah it's pretty surreal
[06:49] <timmo> i dont know man
[06:49] <timmo> it just doesnt fit
[06:50] <timmo> because all the black people i know
[06:50] <csqrl> i've warmed up to indians with a brit accent
[06:50] <timmo> are thugged out americans
[06:50] <timmo> i mean ive never met a black guy with an english accent
[06:50] <timmo> only seen em on tv/movies and shit
[06:50] <Rjx> i think you're mainly talking about the upper echelons of UK blacks though
[06:50] <timmo> but ive met plenty of white people like that
[06:50] <Rjx> if you go to the ghetto areas
[06:51] <Rjx> it's more or less the same
[06:51] <timmo> im talking about like in lock stock and two smoking barrells
[06:51] <Rjx> except that it involves pretty much all races
[06:51] <timmo> where whats his name
[06:51] <timmo> rory
[06:51] <Rjx> ah ok
[06:51] <timmo> and that other dude
[06:51] <timmo> are talking in ryhming slang
[06:51] <timmo> like ive lived in germany and such
[06:52] <timmo> never met a black guy there who didnt speak american english
[06:52] <Rjx> i'm still having trouble with some american english
[06:52] <Rjx> i'm fine for the most part
[06:52] <timmo> such as?
[06:52] <catnip> germany is not very black friendly
[06:52] <Rjx> but the individual syllables are far less defined in most cases
[06:52] <Rjx> which is not a problem if you've grown up with it being talked around you
[06:52] <timmo> it is if youre in an airforce base
[06:53] <Rjx> it has just made it hard to make out some stuff
[06:53] <catnip> well, except that case
[06:53] <timmo> yeah we tend to not be as articulate
[06:53] <Rjx> one example i'd use was when someone on tv was saying 'lowell'
[06:53] <Rjx> and i couldn't work out what it was
[06:53] <Rjx> it sounded more like 'lol'
[06:53] <timmo> lull?
[06:53] <Rjx> the 'owe' bit was almost completely omitted, make it difficult to work out how
[06:53] <timmo> here in utah we tend to drop or sevrely shorten t's in the middle of words
[06:54] <timmo> like mountain, or britan
[06:55] <GerbilWrk> down in the south they manage to take the u and the o out of most words,
[06:55] <Rjx> i've adopted an accent as universal as possible
[06:55] <timmo> instead of pronouncing it like mou-tain, or whatever
[06:55] <timmo> we say it more like mount(short t)en
[06:56] <timmo> when we first moved here it drove me crazy
[06:56] <timmo> but after 12years
[06:56] <timmo> it seems ive adopted it
[06:56] <catnip> I've been in spain for 3 years and im still at pains to speak the language
[06:56] <catnip> stupid dialects
[06:56] <catnip> there is no spanish!
[06:57] <catnip> to your dismay, spanish is not a language
[06:57] <catnip> never was
[06:57] <Rjx> what do they speak where you are
[06:57] <timmo> spanish people
[06:57] <Rjx> castellano?
[06:57] <catnip> catalá
[06:57] <timmo> have this weird "lisp"
[06:57] <timmo> when they speak spanish
[06:57] <catnip> castellano is the south of spain
[06:57] <timmo> as opposed to mexicans
[06:57] <Rjx> ah ok
[06:58] <catnip> they have catalá, castellano, galego and basque
[06:58] <timmo> for instance
[06:58] <catnip> and andaluz
[06:58] <Rjx> what is the most common?
[06:58] <timmo> iirc manzana is how you say apple
[06:58] <catnip> castellano is the official
[06:58] <catnip> thats castellano timmo
[06:58] <timmo> mexicans say it mahnsauna
[06:58] <timmo> spanish people say
[06:59] <timmo> mahthana
[06:59] <catnip> yes
[06:59] <catnip> you´re right
[06:59] <Rjx> http://zaza.ytmnd.com/
[06:59] <timmo> a bunch of fruits
[06:59] <catnip> all of south america speaks a bastardized castellano
[06:59] <catnip> except brasil
[06:59] <timmo> portuguese is a fucked up language
[06:59] <catnip> no its not
[07:00] <timmo> its close enough to spanish that if you listen to it
[07:00] <catnip> I speak it properly
[07:00] <timmo> you think you know whats going on
[07:00] <timmo> but you dont
[07:00] <catnip> thats the common idea ppl get
[07:00] <catnip> but its very far remved from any spanish
[07:00] <catnip> its closer to french or italian than it is to spanish
[07:01] <timmo> we had a portuguese exchange student
[07:01] <timmo> he used to speak it to his cousin
[07:01] <catnip> and portuguese doesn't have this stupid unmakable lisps
[07:01] <timmo> it was fucked up
[07:01] <timmo> because no one knew what was going on
[07:02] <catnip> for an english speaking person, portuguese, along with german is one of the
[07:02] <lude> truth
[07:02] <Rjx> nein nein mein pferd ist kaputt
[07:02] <timmo> i picked up german pretty easy
[07:02] <timmo> but i think thats from living in germany
[07:02] <timmo> and hearing it a lot
[07:03] <catnip> but I can teach you all more than 500 portuguese words under one minute
[07:03] <catnip> with one easy rule
[07:03] <csqrl> http://zomboframe.com/
[07:03] <timmo> that whole immesion thing
[07:03] <catnip> all english words finishing in ion
[07:03] <catnip> can be translated t poruguese
[07:03] <catnip> for instance
[07:04] <catnip> iamgination
[07:04] <timmo> haha josh
[07:04] <catnip> imagination
[07:04] <catnip> take out the tion
[07:04] <timmo> what about zion zt?
[07:04] <timmo> that doesnt work
[07:04] <Rjx> function load_hearts()
[07:04] <catnip> zion translates into sião
[07:04] <Rjx> function title_dance()
[07:04] <Rjx> hahah
[07:04] <catnip> thios tilde accent they use
[07:04] <catnip> ~
[07:04] <catnip> opens the a
[07:05] <catnip> so, revolution - revolução
[07:05] <timmo> i want to learn russian
[07:05] <catnip> evolution - evolução
[07:05] <catnip> ç = s
[07:06] <timmo> russian sounds badass
[07:06] <timmo> no matter whos speaking it
[07:06] <catnip> lol
[07:06] <catnip> Ive grown up speaking mostly flemish and french
[07:06] <catnip> so portuguese and spanish aint that hard to get by
[07:07] <catnip> flemish = bastardized dutch
[07:07] <catnip> and my dad was portuguese
[07:07] <timmo> i grew up speaking klingon
[07:08] <catnip> trekkie speak
[07:08] <Ifrit> http://blueballtragedy.ytmnd.com/
[07:08] <catnip> did a star trek tattoo once
[07:08] <catnip> the insignia thingie
[07:08] <catnip> on a guys chest
[07:08] <Rjx> anata wa watashi no shujin desu
[07:08] <catnip> okarimatsu Rjx
[07:09] <catnip> just like japanese lines in scary movie 4
[07:09] <timmo> you know what i found interesting
[07:09] <catnip> casio, sushie, sashimi
[07:09] <timmo> bukakke isnt exactly the same thing in japanese
[07:09] <catnip> judo, karate yokohama
[07:09] <Rjx> watashi no tako wa doko desu ka
[07:09] <Rjx> koko desu ka
[07:09] <timmo> like they have bukakke noodles
[07:10] <catnip> made of waht?!
[07:10] <timmo> im surprised snow isnt in here
[07:10] <timmo> rocking your faces
[07:10] <timmo> catnip: its just normal noodles
[07:10] <timmo> but like i said bukakke means something else apparently
[07:10] <catnip> so its ok to say Im going to have se
[07:10] <catnip> some bukakke later
[07:11] <catnip> and not gross out ppl
[07:11] <timmo> its just been adopted to mean a billion guys blowing a nut on some chicks fac
[07:11] <catnip> so, anyone wanna know how to call a wetback a wanker?
[07:12] <solmakou> very carefully?
[07:12] <catnip> :] small cultural space provided by catnip
[07:12] <catnip> no man, just call him punhetero
[07:12] <timmo> http://www.brilliantdreams.com/product/famous-dreams.htm
[07:12] <catnip> strangely, a word that rhymes with thero
[07:12] <t3h-gr1m> Rjx I just scrolled up
[07:13] <catnip> Rjx: take notes
[07:13] <t3h-gr1m> and saw "Mein Pferd ist kaputt"
[07:13] <t3h-gr1m> "My horse is broken"
[07:13] <Ifrit> http://takeshikaga.ytmnd.com/ <- Can anyone explain to me why a DragonForc
[07:13] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahahaha
[07:13] <Ifrit> >.|
[07:13] * t3h-gr1m stabs Ifrit's eye
[07:13] <t3h-gr1m> Now you = > |
[07:13] <catnip> mein hund ist hesslich
[07:13] <t3h-gr1m> hässlich (or haesslich if you can't do teh umlaut)
[07:13] <Ifrit> Sie arschlock ist kaput gegangen
[07:14] <catnip> wait
[07:14] <t3h-gr1m> You asshole is gone broken?
[07:14] <catnip> hässlich
[07:14] <Ifrit> dein
[07:14] <Ifrit> bleh
[07:14] <timmo> FedEx, the Federation Against Copyright Theft (FACT), and the Motion Picture
[07:14] <Ifrit> germans are nice about that
[07:14] <timmo> http://www.spacegrinder.com/article8.html
[07:15] <t3h-gr1m> Hallo, hallo, mein Name ist kaputt, ich bin verrückt mit den blauen Affen
[07:15] <Ifrit> they don't give a fuck if your grammar sucks as long as they can make some se
[07:15] <t3h-gr1m> Germans are cool.
[07:15] <Ifrit> yeah
[07:15] <timmo> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/11/british_farmer_suppl.html
[07:15] <catnip> and on this final note Im going to get my hair cut
[07:15] <timmo> awesome
[07:15] <t3h-gr1m> I'm gonna go to Germany next year.
[07:15] <catnip> thero es punhetero
[07:15] <Ifrit> i was at CeBit last year
[07:15] <catnip> thero is a wanker
[07:15] <t3h-gr1m> Thero es un hijo de puta
[07:15] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[07:15] <catnip> later
[07:16] <catnip> or in portuguese : o Thero é um filho da puta
[07:16] <Ifrit> Thero, un branleur? Sacre bleu!
[07:16] <t3h-gr1m> Mein Gott!
[07:16] <catnip> call some portuguese guy this and get ready to fight
[07:16] <catnip> gott im himmel!
[07:17] <t3h-gr1m> Himmelherrgottsakrament
[07:17] <catnip> im ? in?
[07:17] <t3h-gr1m> Im = in, dative
[07:17] <csqrl> if anyone is a badass php, mysql, or js coder
[07:17] <csqrl> or a badass designer
[07:17] <csqrl> hit me up for work on the next amazing project from josh incorporated
[07:17] <Ifrit> what?
[07:17] <catnip> as in from or in right?
[07:17] <t3h-gr1m> When you're saying where something is located, you use dative. If you're s
[07:17] <Ifrit> <- designer
[07:17] <csqrl> i need godlike talent
[07:18] <csqrl> do people cry at the sheer beauty of your creations
[07:18] <t3h-gr1m> So "The book is (lying) on the table." = "Das Buch liegt auf dem Tisch." D
[07:18] <catnip> I got that t3h-gr1m
[07:18] <Ifrit> i have 3-4 years of photoshop experience and have won many contests
[07:18] <csqrl> gots a portfolio i can check out?
[07:18] <catnip> aufwiedersehen
[07:18] <Ifrit> noap ;|
[07:18] <catnip> later :P
[07:19] <Ifrit> catnip, that's two words
[07:19] <t3h-gr1m> I am the black mage! I casts the spells that makes the peoples fall down!
[07:19] * catnip is away - barbershop
[07:19] <Ifrit> csqrl, well, i'm interested, anyway
[07:20] <Ifrit> had no big projects in a while
[07:20] <csqrl> this is a fairly large projecteroo
[07:20] <csqrl> there's a shitton of capital waiting to be burned
[07:20] <Ifrit> well, except the company i work for's subdepartment webpage
[07:21] <csqrl> i definitely could go for a portfolio
[07:21] <csqrl> anything will work, josh isn't picky
[07:21] <Ifrit> I wouldn't know what to put in it
[07:21] <Ifrit> my work is more or less... spread out there. I've mostly done stuff for mysel
[07:21] <csqrl> the winning contest pieces, any examples of UI design
[07:22] <Ifrit> UI? hmm
[07:22] <csqrl> word i don't care if it's for companies or personal or just doodling as long
[07:22] <GerbilWrk> leet skeelz leet skeelz!
[07:22] <Ifrit> i'll throw together a quick .rar
[07:22] <Ifrit> i have something already uploaded to show too
[07:22] <Ifrit> 2sec, url in msg
[07:23] <csqrl> also if anyone didn't already know
[07:23] <csqrl> winzip bought coffeecup
[07:23] <GerbilWrk> no shit?!
[07:23] <GerbilWrk> wonder if that's why their webcams aren't working
[07:24] <csqrl> haha
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> because i would very much like to watch their secretary
[07:24] <csqrl> do you spy on them
[07:24] <csqrl> ahah
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> I haven't been able to yet, but i've tried off and on all week since I re
[07:24] <timmo> coffeecup is still making shit?
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> lots of shit from the looks of it
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> http://www.coffeecup.com/software/
[07:25] <csqrl> they're very active
[07:25] <timmo> http://www.zentastic.com/images/200605100016-pix1.jpg
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> ohh, looks like they rebooted their webcams!
[07:28] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605112147-pix1.jpg work safe
[07:30] <t3h-gr1m> We stop at pancakes house/.
[07:34] <S|mon> MITCH CONNOR
[07:35] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605112133-pix1.jpg nws
[07:35] <csqrl> what the shit is wrong with some people
[07:35] <daze> what the
[07:36] <S|mon> nice style
[07:36] <Rjx> ahaha
[07:40] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200605100002-pix1.jpg work safe
[07:40] <timmo> BUT
[07:41] <timmo> the red thing around his arm
[07:41] <timmo> yeah
[07:41] <timmo> thats his nut sack
[07:41] <timmo> his arm is THROUGH his sack
[07:41] <dekkon> oh shit
[07:41] <timmo> you might remember a while ago i posted a picture of a dude with a mayo jar t
[07:41] <timmo> same dude
[07:41] <issuez> what
[07:42] <timmo> look at the picture
[07:42] <Ifrit> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/05-12-06-comics/Kin
[07:42] <csqrl> ffghffhfhfhfhfhsfhshfhfh
[07:42] <csqrl> whois brad neal
[07:42] <csqrl> brad from irc?
[07:42] <timmo> haha
[07:43] <timmo> possibly
[07:43] <timmo> why?
[07:43] <S|mon> http://tinypic.com/zivpqs.jpg
[07:44] <issuez> he looks funny
[07:45] <finn_> amy! :)
[07:45] <timmo> youd look funny with an arm through your nutsack too
[07:45] <issuez> today is a bad day i can already feel it
[07:46] <issuez> i should just go back to bed
[07:47] <issuez> w2
[07:47] <poopy> issuez temp 52F/11C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:46AM;
[07:48] <S|mon> i see ms fixed the flash update
[07:48] <mef> is that what you see
[07:49] <mef> or is that just what your eyes are telling you you see
[07:49] <mef> think about it
[07:49] <S|mon> i dont see, i vnc
[07:49] <S|mon> cause this machine has no flash :)
[07:50] <issuez> whoopdie freakkkkkkkin doo
[07:50] <timmo> AMY OH GOD AMY
[07:50] <timmo> HAVE SOME CEREAL
[07:50] <timmo> CALM DOWN
[07:50] <timmo> OMG
[07:50] <issuez> =|
[07:50] <timmo> also
[07:50] <issuez> haha
[07:51] <timmo> send me your weed
[07:51] <timmo> since you cant smoke it
[07:51] <issuez> obviously you didnt see the link i pasted the other day
[07:51] <timmo> nope
[07:51] <timmo> was it of you, but fatter?
[07:52] <finn_> fatter?
[07:52] <var> w 63122
[07:52] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 9:4
[07:52] <issuez> maybe baby
[07:57] <dekkon> 3000th jerry springer show on in 3
[07:57] <issuez> let me type it again
[07:57] <issuez> whoopdie freakkin doo
[07:58] <issuez> =D
[07:59] * rbaker is now known as dolbe
[08:01] <dekkon> :[
[08:03] <terminal> heh
[08:07] <dekkon> http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/162801/
[08:07] <dekkon> glad to see youve started working out amy
[08:07] <csqrl> http://www.pbteen.com/cat/pip.cfm?snav=1&sid=PBTW1VXF0ACU5K9P7K674PQ1JRR24APV
[08:08] <csqrl> give me a break
[08:08] <csqrl> haha
[08:08] <csqrl> nice url
[08:08] <csqrl> referrer in there
[08:08] <csqrl> just check the header, bitches
[08:09] <terminal> bleh just got home from the ER
[08:09] <catnip> dekkon: that one could workout for years and she would't lose a pound
[08:09] <terminal> they gave me a shot of penicillin on the ass
[08:09] <csqrl> mustache cause an accident?
[08:09] <issuez> i bet you think your pretty funny
[08:09] <issuez> youre*
[08:10] <terminal> no
[08:10] <terminal> ;p
[08:10] <catnip> I was talking about the girl in the clip :\
[08:10] <Rjx> he got soap on his penis again
[08:10] <terminal> haha
[08:10] <terminal> nah
[08:11] <catnip> gastric band is what she needs
[08:11] <catnip> and some lipo, and some skin cut off
[08:12] <catnip> she cant be a happy person
[08:13] <catnip> and on this note and hoping I've not offended anyone, I must go back to work
[08:13] <catnip> later
[08:13] * catnip is away - work
[08:34] <Ifrit> calc 20 usd in nok
[08:34] <cadaver> - 20 U.S. dollars = 121.613815 Norwegian kroner
[08:34] <Ifrit> calc 60 usd in nok
[08:34] <cadaver> - 60 U.S. dollars = 364.841446 Norwegian kroner
[08:34] <The|Dude> good morning
[08:40] <Ifrit> good late afternoon
[08:40] <hermes> good evening
[08:45] <dekkon> http://www.wcpo.com/news/2006/local/05/11/fletcher.html
[08:45] <dekkon> my lovely governer
[08:45] <dekkon> indicted
[08:46] <reakon33> didnt hear about this yet
[08:47] <reakon33> then again, i dont think there is a ligit politician left
[08:47] <dekkon> http://i.a.cnn.net./si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0605/gallery.campus/images/d
[08:47] <dekkon> http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c92/dynein/si-leinart.jpg
[08:47] <dekkon> legit*
[08:48] <reakon33> bah
[08:48] <reakon33> i cant spell
[08:48] <Ifrit> wtf
[08:48] <Ifrit> just heard screeching tires and shattering glass
[08:48] <lude> maybe it was a car accident
[08:48] <lude> just maybe
[08:49] <Rjx> there was an Ifrit in this channel
[08:49] <Rjx> he died 10 years ago to this very day
[08:49] <reakon33> haha
[08:51] <jonathans> some thing happened now i'm head over heels
[08:53] <jonathans> http://cosbybebop.ytmnd.com/
[08:53] <Rjx> http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2004/8/21/161623/081
[08:53] <Rjx> yes, it's very old
[08:54] <Rjx> still good for those who've never read it
[08:54] <dekkon> ive been watching way too much c-span lately
[08:54] <dekkon> last night i wateched the judiciary committee for a good hour or so
[08:55] <reakon33> I have been out of a job for 2 weeks, I have been watching wayy too much t
[08:56] <The|Dude> hmm
[08:56] <csqrl> mr supercomputer from the avalanche album sounds like pi
[08:56] <soapy> dekkon: don't have a job yet?
[08:56] <The|Dude> Can't think of a good message to include with these flowers
[08:56] <The|Dude> for my mom
[08:56] <soapy> dear mom, these flowers are so you don't disown me <3 dude
[08:56] <The|Dude> hehe
[08:57] <bos-> "atleast they were half off"
[08:57] <soapy> or you could just call her a milf and make every family gathering just a bit
[08:57] <The|Dude> D:
[08:58] <Rjx> "you gave dad your flower, and now i give these to you"
[08:58] <The|Dude> hehe
[08:58] <The|Dude> she doesn't like my dad
[08:58] <dekkon> !cc ch
[08:58] <cadaver> ch: Switzerland
[08:59] <jonathans> Frankly I'm getting fatter, too; it's a cycle that feeds itself: I feel
[09:00] <timmo> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006210699,00.html
[09:00] <timmo> A CHAIN-SMOKING schoolgirl told last night how she fell pregnant during a dru
[09:00] <timmo> The petite youngster found she was expecting after losing her virginity to a
[09:00] <timmo> ...
[09:01] <The|Dude> what the christ
[09:01] <The|Dude> 11 years old
[09:02] <hermes> youngest parents in the world = 8&9 year old chinese kids
[09:02] <GerbilWrk> didn't they also turn out to be the youngest grandparents
[09:02] <bos-> lol
[09:03] <timmo> Lighting her third roll-up cigarette and watched by her proud 34-year-old mum
[09:03] <timmo> “But I’m really excited and looking forward to being a mum.”
[09:03] <michael`> 404
[09:03] <Rjx> 404 here too
[09:04] <Ifrit> what the fuck
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> ditto
[09:04] <Ifrit> i just signed up for Fileplanet founder's club thing
[09:04] <Rjx> hooray for council estates
[09:04] <Ifrit> but i still have to wait 40min to download
[09:04] <Rjx> did you pay anything?
[09:04] <Ifrit> yes?
[09:04] <Rjx> owned
[09:04] <Ifrit> i payed $19.90
[09:05] <timmo> you know
[09:05] <timmo> a lot of people are finding that they can download full games from fileplanet
[09:05] <timmo> and just use cracks
[09:05] <Ifrit> :)
[09:05] <timmo> also for that 11yr old thing
[09:05] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1874397
[09:06] <michael`> i dont know how reliable that paper is
[09:06] <michael`> it looks like a tabloid
[09:06] <Rjx> it is
[09:06] <timmo> the sun?
[09:06] <michael`> "her proud mom"
[09:06] <Rjx> yeah
[09:06] <michael`> i doubt that's true
[09:06] <timmo> its reliable enough
[09:06] <michael`> thats a little ridiculous
[09:06] <timmo> as in
[09:06] <timmo> im sure shes pregnant
[09:06] <Rjx> you've never set foot in a council estate in england have you
[09:06] <timmo> but thats about it
[09:06] <Rjx> it's like the ghetto
[09:07] <Rjx> more kids = more money from the government
[09:07] <Rjx> no doubt she is proud that her kid is popping out children and not her
[09:07] <Rjx> The youngster had unprotected sex with a boy of 15 in Edinburgh on a night out
[09:07] <Rjx> gooooooo scotland
[09:08] <Rjx> She said: \u201cI was upset and so was my mum, especially as she\u2019d just ha
[09:08] <Rjx> haha
[09:08] <timmo> if i had an 11yr old daughter
[09:08] <timmo> who got knocked up
[09:08] <timmo> i would beat the fuck
[09:08] <Rjx> The girl, who is in only her first year of secondary school, lives in a council
[09:08] <timmo> out of both her
[09:08] <timmo> and the kid
[09:08] <Rjx> She still puffs up to 20 ciggies a day, despite being eight months pregnant.
[09:08] <Rjx> there we go
[09:08] <GerbilWrk> I swear it wasn't me
[09:08] <Rjx> council flat
[09:08] <Rjx> called it without even reading the article
[09:08] <timmo> id probably kill a 15yr old
[09:08] <Rjx> smoking rollies
[09:08] <timmo> if he fucked my 11yr old daughter
[09:09] <michael`> what's a council estate?
[09:09] <michael`> is that like the projects
[09:09] <timmo> BROWNSVILLE, Texas May 9, 2006 (AP)— Cingular Wireless LLC pulled a ringtone
[09:09] <timmo> The cell phone company became aware of the ringtone, which uses mixed English
[09:09] <timmo> haah
[09:09] <Rjx> yeah
[09:09] <Rjx> government housing
[09:09] <timmo> http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1943856
[09:09] <Rjx> someone told me the US equivilent a while back
[09:09] <Rjx> like, section 9 or something
[09:09] <timmo> The newspaper reported in its online edition Tuesday that the ringtone starte
[09:10] <timmo> "Por favor, put the oranges down and step away from the cell phone. I repeat-
[09:10] <Rjx> hahah
[09:10] <Rjx> url
[09:10] <timmo> ^
[09:11] <Ifrit> hmm, i don't think the fileplanet subscription was completely included in the
[09:11] <Ifrit> but i managed to upgrade it now at no cost, i think
[09:13] <Ifrit> nope
[09:15] <Rjx> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006220088,00.html
[09:15] <Rjx> there's the article
[09:15] <csqrl> where's the ringtone
[09:19] * dolbe is now known as rbaker
[09:34] <dekkon> !lude
[09:34] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[09:53] <metric> !lude
[09:53] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[09:54] <kitchen> metric: don't abuse it
[09:54] <kitchen> it's our lude alarm
[09:54] <metric> sorry
[09:55] <bos-> lol
[09:56] <Rjx> kitchen
[09:56] <Rjx> ever used usermode linux?
[09:56] <kitchen> nope
[09:57] <Rjx> damn
[09:57] <Rjx> still haven't managed to pin down this error
[09:57] <kitchen> sorry sir
[09:57] <kitchen> what error
[09:57] <mef> holla http://www.filahalloffame.com/victory.htm
[10:07] <Kalamazoo> w2
[10:07] <poopy> Kalamazoo temp 55.1F/12.8C; wind WNW 5.0mph/8.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunr
[10:19] <FlaVouR> catnip!
[10:20] <bos-> reefer for cats
[10:20] <FlaVouR> and it produces a mild euphoia in humans too
[10:20] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:25] <Gusano`> anyone have the link for the myspace girl with the big tatas?
[10:25] <timmo> i love being able to turn my 360 on and off with my remote
[10:25] <FlaVouR> timmo you are teh geek
[10:25] <timmo> er not remote
[10:25] <timmo> but wireless controller
[10:25] <FlaVouR> lol
[10:33] <FlaVouR> w2
[10:33] <poopy> FlaVouR temp 59F/15C; wind NW 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:36AMSAS
[10:33] <FlaVouR> 15c my ass
[10:33] <FlaVouR> itas FUUCKING cold
[10:33] <dekkon> w2
[10:33] <poopy> dekkon temp 56.5F/13.6C; wind SW 5.8mph/9.3kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[10:39] <timmo> w2
[10:39] <poopy> timmo temp 72F/22C; wind SSE 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 6:
[10:40] <timmo> im killing the shit out of people in oblivion
[10:40] <Kalamazoo> punish their feces
[10:43] <The|Dude> w2
[10:43] <poopy> The|Dude temp 84.4F/29.1C; wind SSW 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[10:43] <Ifrit> w2
[10:43] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:43] <The|Dude> got up to 100F for the first time yesterday
[10:43] <The|Dude> :D
[10:43] <Ifrit> w2 Moss, Norway
[10:43] <poopy> Ifrit more then one result
[10:44] <Ifrit> w2 Askim, Norway
[10:44] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:44] <Ifrit> w2 Mysen, Norway
[10:44] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:44] <Ifrit> w2 Svinesund, Sweden
[10:44] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:44] <Ifrit> w2 Strömstad, Sweden
[10:44] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:44] <Ifrit> w2 Stromstad, Sweden
[10:44] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:45] <Ifrit> w2 göteborg, Sweden
[10:45] <S|mon> w2 Derby, England
[10:45] <poopy> S|mon location not found
[10:45] <Ifrit> w2 göteborg, Sweden
[10:45] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[10:45] <Ifrit> w2 gothenburg, Sweden
[10:45] <poopy> Ifrit temp 63F/17C; wind WNW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:25AM; Sun
[10:45] <Ifrit> w2 oslo, norway
[10:45] <poopy> Ifrit temp 51.6F/10.9C; wind NNW 3.8mph/6.1kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 4:48AMCE
[10:46] <Ifrit> those are the nearest... i'm 120km from Oslo, 180km from Göteborg/Gothenburg
[10:48] <Ifrit> hmm, Axel Rudi Pell ain't bad
[10:48] <Ifrit> He, Kamelot, Pagan's Mind, W.A.S.P. and Twisted Sister are coming to a festiv
[10:48] <Ifrit> those are the ones I'm going to see, at least
[10:51] <The|Dude> lole
[10:52] <The|Dude> rawr
[10:53] <csqrl> Jabber EventBroker
[10:53] <csqrl> EventBroker is a developer feature unique to Jabber XCP. Developers can creat
[10:53] <csqrl> bingo
[10:54] <csqrl> identical to a service registry
[10:54] <csqrl> gumpher will rock
[10:54] <Workdug> damn, i hate rebates
[10:54] <Workdug> hi josh
[10:55] <lxnx`qwxn> WORD NIGGA, I BE STRAIGHT BLINING'
[10:55] <jestuh> THE INTERNET IS ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:55] <jestuh> roomie taking router with him
[10:55] <jestuh> MUHAHAHAHAHA
[10:55] <The|Dude> ha
[10:55] <lxnx`qwxn> fuck I need cable
[10:55] <csqrl> sups
[10:55] <FlaVouR> how you gonna connect without a router?
[10:55] <csqrl> http://www.jabber.com/index.cgi?CONTENT_ID=622
[10:55] <csqrl> so groovy
[10:56] <Workdug> the thing in the topic doesn't have usb, right?
[10:56] <csqrl> xcp = the shit
[10:56] <Workdug> ya
[10:56] <csqrl> it's like the ingredients for gumpher
[10:56] <csqrl> all ready to roll
[10:56] <csqrl> launchbroker takes care of services not maintaining presence
[10:57] <The|Dude> excellent
[10:58] <The|Dude> got the router set up
[10:58] <timmo> josh
[10:58] <timmo> you digging the new sufjan album?
[10:58] <csqrl> listening to it right now and digging it
[10:58] <timmo> ;]
[10:58] <csqrl> few songs are especially rad
[10:58] <timmo> im tossing it on the hub
[10:58] <timmo> for everyone else
[10:58] <csqrl> werd
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> new ?
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> as in illinois ?
[10:59] <timmo> "new"
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> ha
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> he has a new song up somewhere
[10:59] <timmo> its bsides/outtakes/different versions
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> "dear mr. supercomputer
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> oh crap
[10:59] <timmo> of stuff from illinois
[10:59] <Kalamazoo> i want to get that
[10:59] <timmo> its called the avalanche
[11:00] <Kalamazoo> http://ts.searching.com/torrent/674788/Sufjan_Stevens_Outtakes_Rarities_C
[11:00] <Kalamazoo> that it ?
[11:01] <timmo> probably not
[11:01] <Kalamazoo> any way i can get the one you have ?
[11:01] <Kalamazoo> actually
[11:01] <Rjx> what kind of music is it timm
[11:01] <Kalamazoo> got it
[11:02] <jestuh> it's standard timmo music
[11:02] <jestuh> !timmo
[11:02] <jestuh> ;x
[11:02] <Rjx> ah
[11:02] <FlaVouR> Nice
[11:02] <Rjx> so someone playing a guitar
[11:02] <Kalamazoo> haha
[11:02] <Rjx> acousting
[11:02] <Rjx> acoustic
[11:02] <Rjx> and wailing
[11:02] <FlaVouR> waxing lyrical
[11:02] <jestuh> rofl i have no idea but i had to do that
[11:02] <jestuh> ;[
[11:02] <Kalamazoo> its a guy that plays about 50 different instruments
[11:02] <Rjx> haha
[11:02] <jestuh> ok back to packing
[11:02] <timmo> [12:02] [Rjx] what kind of music is it timm
[11:02] <Rjx> fudge
[11:02] <timmo> folky pop type stuff
[11:03] <timmo> illinois was last years best of
[11:03] <Rjx> ah ok
[11:03] <timmo> for like damn near everyone
[11:03] <Kalamazoo> yeah
[11:03] <Kalamazoo> pitchfork of all places
[11:03] <timmo> not just the pretentious people either
[11:03] <Kalamazoo> put it at 1
[11:04] <timmo> kalamazoo: http://www.mininova.org/tor/307618
[11:04] <Rjx> terminal: you should set up a bt tracker for the chan
[11:04] <Kalamazoo> its already going like 70k on the torrent i have :)
[11:04] <Rjx> i think that might be more useful in a lot of cases than dc
[11:04] <timmo> rjx: check your computer
[11:04] <timmo> im pretty sure ive forced some sufjan on you before
[11:04] <Kalamazoo> god i love torrents
[11:05] <Kalamazoo> tim do you have michigan ?
[11:05] <Rjx> probably
[11:05] <Rjx> i find stuff in my playlist
[11:05] <Rjx> that sounds completely unlike anything i'd usually download
[11:05] <Rjx> and i think "wtf"
[11:05] <timmo> ya
[11:05] <Rjx> so i check the filename
[11:05] <Rjx> and then it's "oh it's from timmo"
[11:05] <timmo> hah
[11:05] <timmo> i have all sufjan shit except for some xmas albums
[11:05] <timmo> just remember rjx
[11:05] <timmo> for every 2 bands you hate
[11:06] <timmo> you find one postal service;]
[11:06] <Kalamazoo> haha
[11:06] <Rjx> more like for every band that you've ever pointed me in the direction of
[11:06] <Kalamazoo> sufjan stevens looks like clive owen
[11:06] <Rjx> i only liked the postal service
[11:06] <Rjx> :x
[11:06] <timmo> haha
[11:06] <timmo> ;[
[11:06] <Kalamazoo> i personally think you would like sufjan
[11:06] <timmo> i think youd like sufjan stevens though
[11:07] <Rjx> although, i think that counts
[11:07] <Rjx> because i actually went out and BOUGHT that album
[11:07] <Kalamazoo> he has a song about john wayne gacy jr!
[11:07] <timmo> hell he did a song with npr
[11:07] <timmo> about the godbird
[11:07] <Rjx> which i never would have without piracy
[11:07] <timmo> url npr sufjan stevens godbird
[11:07] <cadaver> - "npr sufjan stevens godbird": http://www.radioparadise.com/content.php?na
[11:07] <geck> Rjx, ya
[11:07] <lxnx`qwxn> url the best page in the universe
[11:07] <cadaver> - "the best page in the universe": http://maddox.xmission.com/
[11:07] <geck> I'm the same way
[11:07] <Ifrit> freebird?
[11:07] <timmo> url npr sufjan godbird
[11:07] <cadaver> - "npr sufjan godbird": http://www.radioparadise.com/content.php?name=songi
[11:07] <Rjx> url the worst page in the universe
[11:07] <cadaver> - "the worst page in the universe": http://www.geocities.com/fastmanfunnay/
[11:08] <Ifrit> oh my fucking gooood
[11:08] <Ifrit> this sucks
[11:08] <Rjx> timm you probably remember
[11:08] <Ifrit> Idol stuff
[11:08] <timmo> sufjans thing is hes going to make a cd for all 50 states
[11:08] <Rjx> that time |Chris emailed maddox
[11:08] <timmo> which he's admitted that he probably wont really do
[11:08] <Rjx> to tell him to stop submitting all those shitty quotes to bash.org
[11:08] <timmo> but it helps him focus and write good shit
[11:08] <timmo> hahaha ya
[11:08] <Rjx> and got a pretty polite reply back saying that he thought they were funny at th
[11:09] <Rjx> we need to get |Chris back;[
[11:09] <Rjx> fuck him and his life
[11:09] <lxnx`qwxn> I emailed maddox once
[11:09] <lxnx`qwxn> he actually wrote back
[11:09] <timmo> get on myspace
[11:09] <timmo> friend him and be like
[11:09] <timmo> i hate you
[11:09] <lxnx`qwxn> but it was disappointing
[11:09] <Rjx> never
[11:09] <timmo> old man
[11:09] <Rjx> haha
[11:09] <Rjx> i'll create a fake profile
[11:10] <Rjx> as like a 60 year old
[11:10] <Rjx> and ask him to join my senior citizens friend group
[11:10] <lxnx`qwxn> lol
[11:10] <Rjx> i'll call the fucker when i'm back in the US
[11:11] <Zera> gnight all
[11:11] <timmo> i liked the random phone call i got from him
[11:11] <Rjx> i'll also have to call amey
[11:11] <timmo> to talk about comics
[11:11] <Rjx> and ask her to put the baby on the phone
[11:11] <timmo> at like 11pm at night
[11:11] <Rjx> haha
[11:11] <timmo> he was driving home and was like
[11:11] <timmo> lets call tim and talk comics
[11:12] <Rjx> where is he these days?
[11:12] <Rjx> i saw him say something about oregon in the sekret chan
[11:12] <Rjx> that was the last time i saw him
[11:12] <timmo> he was in oregon with his family
[11:12] <Kalamazoo> i like this godbird song
[11:12] <timmo> on vacation
[11:13] <Rjx> ah
[11:13] <timmo> family being his parents and such
[11:13] <timmo> now i think him and his woman
[11:13] <timmo> moved to be by her parents
[11:13] <timmo> somewhere in california
[11:13] <timmo> because one of her parents may be sick
[11:13] <timmo> im not sure
[11:13] <Rjx> ahh ok
[11:13] <timmo> they were going to have a baby
[11:13] <timmo> but she miscarried
[11:13] <Rjx> yeah i remember that
[11:14] <GerbilWrk> you know if he wants to financially support mine in exachange for picture
[11:15] <timmo> i would think he doesnt
[11:16] <timmo> looks like the fucker is living in temecula ca now
[11:16] <timmo> w temecula, ca
[11:16] <cadaver> Weather for Temecula, California (92589) Conditions & - Updated at 11:1
[11:16] <Kalamazoo> 81 degrees
[11:16] <Kalamazoo> :(
[11:16] <timmo> w 84041
[11:16] <cadaver> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 11:55 AM MDT
[11:16] <Kalamazoo> w2
[11:16] <poopy> Kalamazoo temp 55.4F/13.0C; wind WNW 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunr
[11:16] <Kalamazoo> 55.4 here
[11:17] <csqrl> w ksat
[11:17] <cadaver> Weather for San Antonio International, Texas (78246) Conditions & - Upd
[11:18] <lxnx`qwxn> w 84110
[11:18] <timmo> http://myspace-386.vo.llnwd.net/00654/68/39/654229386_l.jpg
[11:18] <cadaver> Weather for Salt Lake City, Utah (84110) Conditions & - Updated at 11:5
[11:18] <Kalamazoo> looks like several people i know
[11:19] <timmo> the only man in the picture
[11:19] <timmo> is chris
[11:19] <GerbilWrk> hey josho, i'm going to be in SA on June 23rd and June 30th
[11:19] <Ifrit> w2
[11:19] <poopy> Ifrit temp 50.5F/10.3C; wind NW 5.3mph/8.5kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 4:48AMCES
[11:19] <timmo> the woman on the phone is his wife
[11:19] <GerbilWrk> what is there for a man to do in SA while waiting to pick up his wife fro
[11:19] <dekkon> isnt maff getting married soon
[11:20] <timmo> ya
[11:22] <Workdug> aww, matthew is all grown up
[11:22] * bjornh is now known as Microbear
[11:23] <wind`> i wonder if i could get a job in video game testing
[11:24] <csqrl> Lawsuits filed solely to make money, banish the thought. Who would do such a
[11:24] <wind`> is the Inspiron XPS Gen 2 a good laptop?
[11:24] <csqrl> hmm
[11:24] <csqrl> you can go get tanked
[11:24] <csqrl> the airport is super close
[11:24] <csqrl> planes fly over 24/7
[11:25] <GerbilWrk> could, but having the drive the wife and kid home drunk would not be cool
[11:25] <GerbilWrk> i'll be up there again memorial weekend, that weekend will involve the dr
[11:25] <csqrl> feel free to lose to me in ping pong
[11:25] <timmo> only if you crash
[11:26] <timmo> you should play the gentlemanly game
[11:26] <timmo> of beer pong
[11:26] <GerbilWrk> well i must admit i've never played beer pong
[11:26] <csqrl> beer pong is silly
[11:27] <csqrl> drinking beer while playing ping pong is not
[11:27] <Kalamazoo> ski ball!
[11:27] <timmo> beer pong is a fun way to waste time
[11:28] <GerbilWrk> I could spend the day paying tribute to the alamo
[11:28] <csqrl> alamo is on the way to the airport coming into sa
[11:28] <GerbilWrk> yeah, memorial weekend my hotel is like two-three blocks away form it
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> i'm staying at the san antonio hilton because the paris hilton was rodent
[11:29] <dekkon> !oh
[11:29] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[11:29] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[11:29] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[11:29] <timmo> you can goto the crab place
[11:29] <Kalamazoo> invested you say
[11:29] <timmo> where they call you names
[11:29] <timmo> and make fun of you
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> *infested even
[11:29] <Kalamazoo> what do rodent's invest in ?
[11:29] <dekkon> joe's crab shack?
[11:29] <csqrl> i hear rodents have lots of centure capital
[11:29] <csqrl> venture!
[11:29] <Kalamazoo> dick's last resort makes fun of you
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> actually, timmo, dicks liked us
[11:30] <GerbilWrk> our waiter last year was really nice to us, and a dick at the next table
[11:30] <GerbilWrk> was kinda weird
[11:30] * Microbear is now known as bjornh
[11:31] <Kalamazoo> a friend of mine went, and took the hat they make for you and made it loo
[11:31] <GerbilWrk> lmao
[11:35] <Workdug> woo free booze next thursday
[11:36] <timmo> http://img509.imageshack.us/my.php?image=halo16sw.jpg
[11:38] <metric> booze?
[11:38] <geck> yes
[11:38] <geck> please
[11:38] <Workdug> free booze at a classy place
[11:39] <Workdug> called brandy library
[11:39] <dekkon> for some reason i thought today was thursday
[11:40] <kitchen> dekkon: no, fortunately it's friday.
[11:51] <Workdug> hotornot is such a piece of shit
[11:51] <Osman> Checking out hotornot.com while at work?
[11:51] <geck> well..
[11:51] <geck> ya
[11:52] <Osman> I want your job!
[11:52] <Workdug> i'm sure you do
[11:52] <Cctoide> ratemypoo.com is better
[11:53] <Osman> ;|
[11:53] <Cctoide> It's many pieces of shit
[11:53] <zoper> !cc .ua
[11:53] <cadaver> .ua: Ukraine
[11:53] <zoper> wow
[11:54] <Osman> Cctoide: I'm guessing you've got your poo rated on that site.
[11:54] <Cctoide> Nah, but it has been linked to a lot
[11:54] <dekkon> digdug works for the Russian Mafia
[11:54] <Osman> lol
[11:54] <Cctoide> In one of those shitty tumbleweed conversations on IRC.
[11:54] <The|Dude> gah
[11:55] <The|Dude> stupid stubborn laptop refused to connect to the wireless
[11:55] <ruhroh> zing
[11:55] <Workdug> welcome, ruhroh
[11:55] <ruhroh> heil pen
[11:55] <dekkon> rjx hook me up with the irssi script youre using
[11:55] <Workdug> ircing through ukraine, i see
[11:55] <Rjx> which one dekkon
[11:55] <dekkon> the proxy one
[11:55] <Cctoide> He'll get an ukrainian fracture soon
[11:55] <The|Dude> gatboner.pl
[11:55] <The|Dude> gayboner*
[11:55] <Rjx> i need to condense what i'm using
[11:55] <The|Dude> oh i fucked that up nevermind
[11:55] <dekkon> k
[11:56] <Osman> Ya, thanks for the link
[11:56] <Rjx> it's like 9 scripts together right now
[11:56] <Osman> lol...
[11:56] <Rjx> if you have a list of http proxies that allow the CONNECT method
[11:56] <Rjx> i'll throw you the dynamic irssi conf script
[11:56] <Osman> I must be on my "manly" period... :s
[11:56] <kitchen> Rjx: that's easy :)
[11:56] <Workdug> Osman: bleeding from your penis? that's not a period
[11:57] <kitchen> Rjx: http://www.samair.ru/proxy/
[11:57] <kitchen> <3 google
[11:57] <Rjx> i think a lot of those are SOCKS
[11:57] <Workdug> [14:56] <Workdug> who are you?
[11:57] <Workdug> [14:57] <ruhroh> i am your long lost cousin
[11:57] <Osman> WELL?
[11:57] <Rjx> i have a set of scripts for verifying a) whether a proxy supports CONNECT, b) w
[11:57] <Osman> GIVE HIMK A BIG FUCKING HUG
[11:58] <Workdug> he quit ;[
[11:58] <Rjx> and c) whether it is banned on EFnet
[11:58] <Osman> lol
[11:58] <dekkon> i need a professional email address
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> gmail
[11:58] <Workdug> @drjuandekkon.com
[11:59] <GerbilWrk> @harderlongerfaster.net
[11:59] <The|Dude> @vomitmissile.com
[11:59] <dekkon> right now im using firstname.lastname@gmail.com
[12:00] <Osman> I'm using gay @msn.com
[12:00] <Osman> I need an invite to gmail :/
[12:00] <Workdug> Osman: msg me your email address and i'll send you an invite
[12:00] <Workdug> or email geekissues@gmail.com requesting an invite
[12:00] <Osman> ok
[12:00] <Rjx> he already said
[12:00] <Rjx> gay@msn.com
[12:00] <Workdug> also, i won't be able to do it until later tonight
[12:00] <Workdug> o ok
[12:00] <Osman> NICE ONE RJX <3
[12:01] <Rjx> :x
[12:01] <Osman> I'll send the email to geekissues ;/
[12:01] <Workdug> kk
[12:02] <Workdug> AdBrite is launching three new ad marketplaces: Banner, Mobile, and In Vide
[12:02] <Workdug> SmellDug: BROTHER!
[12:03] <SmellDug> oy vey
[12:03] <Workdug> hahah
[12:03] <Workdug> wow, i just witnessed the microsoft ie activex workaround
[12:03] <Workdug> it puts a transparent overlay on a flash object
[12:04] <Workdug> and says "click to activate this control"
[12:04] <Workdug> when you mouseover, it puts a rectangle around it
[12:04] <Workdug> but it already gets mouseover events
[12:05] <Workdug> google works around it somehow, apparently
[12:05] <Workdug> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-869183917758574879
[12:05] <The|Dude> grr
[12:07] <dekkon> how so
[12:08] <Osman> ol
[12:08] <Osman> I watch the colbert report all the time now :/
[12:10] <wind`> old pen
[12:11] <Workdug> no u
[12:14] <wind`> YOU'RE THE HOOKER!
[12:14] <Kalamazoo> jesus nobody is laughing at colbert on this thing lol
[12:14] <Osman> well
[12:14] <Osman> Hmm, ya you're right.
[12:15] <Osman> I guess all the news people are jealous of him
[12:15] <Osman> JEALOUS
[12:15] * Osman hugs his colbert doll
[12:16] <Osman> efnet's gothic theme on their webhcat
[12:16] <Osman> is pretty depressing
[12:16] <Osman> webchat*
[12:16] <mousie> OMGHY2U
[12:16] <mousie> lol hy
[12:16] <mousie> hy every1
[12:16] <mousie> hy
[12:17] <Osman> Hi
[12:17] <mousie> i r building an offshore bank
[12:17] <mousie> on teh intarwebs
[12:17] <mousie> be my frend?
[12:17] <Osman> lol
[12:17] <Osman> I'm not good with banks ;o
[12:18] <mousie> oh but no taxes
[12:18] <Workdug> mousie: can i send you some money to put in your bank?
[12:18] <mousie> YA!
[12:18] <mousie> i'm choosing a template though first
[12:18] <mousie> for the designfish
[12:18] <Osman> To let you know
[12:18] <Osman> I withdrawl more then i deposit ;x
[12:18] <mousie> ohs
[12:19] <Osman> than*
[12:19] <mousie> well i know hwo to cure that
[12:19] <mousie> HIGH YIELD INVESTMENT PROGRAM
[12:19] <Osman> lol
[12:19] <mousie> you get 5% interest per day
[12:19] <Osman> lol
[12:19] <Workdug> OK HERES ALL MY MONEY
[12:19] <mousie> so you'll keep your monies there
[12:19] <mousie> YA
[12:19] <Osman> I'm gonna be rich, and you'll be in a 100,000,000 dollar loan
[12:19] <Osman> keeping up your 5% interest ;p
[12:20] <mousie> does ne1 know how to make x * 1.05 happen according to a clock for all accou
[12:20] <Osman> lol
[12:21] <mousie> lots of people gon sign up yo
[12:21] <Osman> calc 1000*1.05^365
[12:21] <cadaver> - 1000 * (1.05^365) = 5.42118416 × 10¹⁰
[12:21] <GerbilWrk> .link http://www.mysanantonio.com/global-includes/printstory.jsp?path=/ne
[12:21] <poopy> GerbilWrk - http://www.mysanantonio.com/global-includes/printstory.jsp?path=/
[12:21] <Osman> calc 1000(1.05)^365
[12:21] <cadaver> - 1000 * (1.05^365) = 5.42118416 × 10¹⁰
[12:21] <Osman> meh
[12:21] <mousie> LOTS OF PEOPLE GON SIGN UP TEH INTARBANK IS A SUBSIDIARY OF HSBC GLOBAL
[12:21] <mousie> ssl certificates
[12:22] <Workdug> haha duster liquid is awesome
[12:23] <Osman> calc 5000*1.05^365
[12:23] <cadaver> - 5000 * (1.05^365) = 2.71059208 × 10¹¹
[12:23] <Osman> Am I doing somethign wrong here ~.^
[12:24] <Jimmothy> stop doing maths on irc
[12:24] <Jimmothy> use a calculator
[12:24] <Osman> lol
[12:24] <Osman> too lazy to open my bag ;x
[12:24] <Jimmothy> probably too lazy to slit your wrists too
[12:24] <Jimmothy> just fall on sharp things
[12:25] <Osman> lol
[12:25] <Osman> Pretty much :p
[12:26] <Jimmothy> lol this lol that
[12:26] <Jimmothy> shut up
[12:26] <Osman> It's an addiction.
[12:26] <mousie> jimmothy you seem to be just the type who would benefit from a high-yield in
[12:26] <Jimmothy> shut up
[12:26] <mousie> Do you enjoy living off of an increased salary?
[12:27] <Jimmothy> considering i dont have an increased salary how the hell would i know?
[12:27] <mousie> Do you like the financial security and freedom from having a secondary sourc
[12:27] <Jimmothy> stop asking dumb shite
[12:27] <Rjx> !commercial
[12:27] <cadaver> What do 42,000 dentists sell in their offices and has been tried by 15 mill
[12:27] <Osman> Isn't this a type of spam?
[12:27] <Jimmothy> youre a type of spam
[12:28] <mousie> why :(
[12:28] <mousie> i'm not a type of spam
[12:28] <dekkon> stop being stupid
[12:28] <Osman> No crest toothpaste in asia.
[12:28] <mousie> i tried crest whitestrips
[12:28] <Osman> err I guess whitestrips*
[12:29] <mousie> the whitening went away as soon as i stopped using them
[12:29] <mousie> everyone is all like wow this is amazing!
[12:29] <dekkon> youre supposed to use them every 6 months if you want to keep the white
[12:29] <dekkon> or stop smoking and brush your teeth more
[12:29] <mousie> yeh it died off way faster than that
[12:29] <mousie> died within a week
[12:29] <mousie> i took pictures to show
[12:29] <Osman> ;|
[12:30] <mousie> i brush twice a day
[12:30] <dekkon> then you need to acquire better oral hygiene techniques
[12:30] <mousie> more in fact this year because i can only have sex during the day
[12:30] <mousie> and i like fresh mouth during
[12:30] <Osman> considering your nick is mousie
[12:30] <Osman> I'll say you're a girl
[12:30] <Osman> so...
[12:30] <mousie> i'm not a girl why you say
[12:30] <GerbilWrk> maybe sucking off black men permanently stains your teeth?
[12:31] <dekkon> oh snap
[12:31] <Osman> lol
[12:31] <mousie> i'm an indian guy
[12:31] <Jimmothy> i bet we could research that with url
[12:31] <Jimmothy> or ask mousie
[12:31] <dekkon> if its brown, flush it down
[12:31] <GerbilWrk> Osman, buy stock in crest
[12:31] <Osman> lol
[12:31] <mousie> black guys probably whiten your teeth from the crack in the semen
[12:31] <Osman> HEY HEY HEY
[12:31] <Osman> SO UN TRUE
[12:32] <Osman> JSUT PURE SEMEN BABY.
[12:32] <Osman> j/k
[12:32] <timmo> man
[12:32] <timmo> stevie wonder is the shit
[12:32] <dekkon> its the bike stealing gene that has kept your mother's teeth so very white
[12:32] <dekkon> agreed
[12:32] <mousie> unless your teeth were really really gross before
[12:32] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1874632
[12:32] <mousie> i dont see how you can say that whitening did anything past another week
[12:32] <Osman> lol
[12:32] <mousie> my teeth are pretty whit etoo
[12:33] <Osman> the bike stealing gene is mostly from my father.
[12:33] <Jimmothy> my teeth are so why they voted BNP the otherweek
[12:33] <mousie> my teeth: http://www.ratedesi.com/gallery.php?id=84052
[12:34] <GerbilWrk> mousie's teeth are so white, they jump out of his mouth to head to the cl
[12:34] <Jimmothy> haha
[12:34] <Jimmothy> then suck black cock
[12:34] <Jimmothy> talk about double standard
[12:34] <mousie> did you see my teefs
[12:35] <mousie> osman
[12:35] <Osman> I'm not gay.
[12:35] <mousie> jimmothy
[12:35] <Jimmothy> fag
[12:35] <mousie> i meant the picture
[12:35] <mousie> http://www.ratedesi.com/gallery.php?id=84052
[12:35] <mousie> i evne used PREMIUM crest white strips
[12:35] <Jimmothy> i meant the picture too
[12:35] <mousie> oh
[12:35] <mousie> well i have a girlfriend that makes me straight dont it
[12:35] <mousie> although i was a member of the gnaa
[12:35] <Osman> gnaa ?
[12:36] <mousie> www.gnaa.us
[12:36] <Osman> OH FFS
[12:36] * Osman remembers now
[12:36] <mousie> this my girlfriender
[12:36] <mousie> http://www.ratedesi.com/view.php?id=83999
[12:36] <mousie> remembers!?
[12:36] <mousie> did you get last measured lol
[12:36] <Rjx> who is this guy
[12:37] <Rjx> sounds most retarded than optix
[12:37] <Osman> mousie
[12:37] <Osman> where do you live?
[12:37] <csqrl> gnaa member
[12:37] <csqrl> enough said
[12:37] <Jimmothy> thats quite hard
[12:37] <mousie> canadar
[12:37] <mousie> oh wait niger, africa
[12:37] <Osman> ...
[12:37] <Osman> anyway
[12:37] <Osman> so canada, eh?
[12:37] <Osman> thought so
[12:37] <Rjx> haha
[12:38] <Rjx> that makes him in the 13-15 range
[12:38] <mousie> i'm 20
[12:38] <mousie> 20 mang!
[12:38] <Osman> only place where 1 whtie girl will have all brown people in her "ratedesi.com
[12:38] <csqrl> whoops
[12:38] <GerbilWrk> i now know why i don't have ops
[12:38] <Jimmothy> cause youd have kicked him as soon as he said anything?
[12:38] <Jimmothy> me too
[12:38] <mousie> osman, why is it the only place
[12:38] <GerbilWrk> yeah, bout 20 minutes ago
[12:38] <Jimmothy> yeah
[12:38] <Osman> lol
[12:38] <Jimmothy> two votes for kb on mousie
[12:39] <Osman> mousie, where in canada?
[12:39] <mousie> toronto
[12:39] <mousie> i live in mississauga
[12:39] * GerbilWrk goes back to her coding
[12:39] <Osman> lol
[12:39] <Osman> k
[12:39] * Jimmothy wriggles her nose
[12:39] <mousie> in lorne park
[12:39] <mousie> with the rich peoples
[12:39] <mousie> in the forest
[12:39] <Osman> ffs
[12:39] <Osman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
[12:39] <mousie> by jack darling park
[12:39] <The|Dude> mississauga?
[12:40] <Osman> I DIDNT WANT YOU TO CARRY ON SHIT AFTER I ASKED YOU SOMETHING
[12:40] <The|Dude> friend of mine lives there
[12:40] <mousie> oh sorry
[12:40] <Osman> I used to live there
[12:40] <Osman> ;/
[12:40] <Jimmothy> hey The|Dude
[12:40] <The|Dude> hey
[12:40] <mousie> i'm at mississauga road and lakeshore
[12:40] <mousie> lorne park road thar
[12:40] <mousie> except we're on the lake
[12:40] <Osman> ;|
[12:40] <mousie> where did you live there
[12:40] <Osman> me?
[12:41] <Osman> I was only there till I was 5
[12:41] <Osman> I was born in toronto
[12:41] <Osman> So I wouldn't really know unless i asked my parents.
[12:41] <mousie> oh where are you now
[12:41] <Osman> but no more of this conversation.
[12:41] <mousie> oh why
[12:41] <mousie> i was enjoying it
[12:41] <Osman> ;\
[12:44] <reakon33> jolly ranchers are the hard candy of gods
[12:45] <The|Dude> what flavor
[12:46] <shitfish> alone on the world,
[12:46] <shitfish> not really handy for a cannibal
[12:47] <Osman> If he's alone in the world, then there would be alot of dead people
[12:47] <Osman> He'd might as well eat them.
[12:47] <shitfish> maybe he at em all
[12:47] <shitfish> because he got greedy
[12:47] <Osman> then, what a fatass.
[12:48] <var> w 63122
[12:48] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 2:3
[12:48] <Osman> w2
[12:48] <poopy> Osman temp 54F/12C; wind SSW 12mph/18kmh; Conditions Light Rain Showers; Sunr
[12:49] <Osman> Theres this girl in the class im in
[12:49] <Osman> she's so fucking skinny, but her ass is literally LITERALLY bigger than her b
[12:50] <Osman> walks around in a ready doggystyle position cause of it.
[12:50] <Osman> ;/
[12:51] <Pmmlj-eY> hy
[12:51] <shitfish> afraid that the world will become a ugly rabit, a big square
[12:51] <shitfish> nvm
[12:51] <shitfish> that doesn't quite translate
[12:53] <GerbilWrk> .calc EUR 3500 in USD
[12:53] * Pmmlj-eY is now known as fruitbat
[12:53] <fruitbat> hy
[12:53] <GerbilWrk> .calc 3500 EUR in USD
[12:54] <Osman> without the .
[12:54] <GerbilWrk> calc 3500 EUR in USD
[12:54] <cadaver> - 3500 Euros = 4466 U.S. dollars
[12:54] <GerbilWrk> i knew that
[12:54] <Osman> lol
[12:55] <Osman> bbs
[12:56] * fruitbat is now known as Okhxi-eO
[12:56] * Okhxi-eO is now known as fruitbat
[12:58] <fruitbat> my girlfriend told me she would kill herself if i died
[12:58] <fruitbat> we weren't talking about it at all
[13:01] <mef> tell her to let you pee in her butt or you'll end it all
[13:05] <timmo> haha
[13:05] <timmo> run away
[13:05] <timmo> run far far away
[13:05] * csqrl changes topic to 'fuck you'
[13:06] <csqrl> fuck tiger direct, fuck gps, and fuck referral links
[13:06] <var> ah mang
[13:06] <var> what they do not give u a reacharound?
[13:07] <dekkon> it wasnt a referral per-se
[13:07] <csqrl> you're a goddamned liar
[13:08] <dekkon> not a money referral anyways
[13:08] <dekkon> i sir am not a liar
[13:08] <csqrl> how can we trust a drug addict
[13:08] <dekkon> you have smoked just as much as i
[13:08] <dekkon> this coming from an alcoholic apple lover
[13:09] <csqrl> alcoholism is legal
[13:09] <csqrl> i am just being a law abiding citizen
[13:09] <dekkon> i am 100% clean and have no plans to break the law in the future
[13:10] <csqrl> you're going to jaywalk one day and i'm going to be there
[13:10] <dekkon> i hope you are
[13:11] <csqrl> dried figs are awesome
[13:11] * timmo changes topic to 'NEW SUFJAN STEVENS ON THAT ONE PLACE WITH THE MUSIC'
[13:12] <michael`> haha man
[13:12] <michael`> im very proud of my accomplishment in intermediate microeconomics
[13:12] <Twin`> fig newtons are awesome.
[13:12] <michael`> bill gates did the same thing supposedly in introductory micro
[13:12] <michael`> i skipped every class except test days
[13:12] <michael`> except for the first class
[13:12] <michael`> so first class + 4 tests = 5 days attended
[13:13] <michael`> and i got an A
[13:13] <csqrl> haha
[13:13] <csqrl> props
[13:13] <michael`> 100 percent with the curve on the final
[13:13] <var> strawberry newtons
[13:13] <Twin`> every time i say fig newton, i want to think of the force measurement
[13:13] <michael`> haha, 97 percent total grade
[13:13] <michael`> awesome
[13:13] <dekkon> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1778&e=3&u=/060512/1905/e051199aj
[13:13] <dekkon> her boobs are getting bigger
[13:13] <michael`> class average is a C
[13:13] <dekkon> still wont save her from stankdom
[13:14] <Twin`> why was she at e3?
[13:15] <michael`> Qwest turned down requests for private telephone records because it conclu
[13:16] <sili> luckily we use qwest for LD
[13:22] <michael`> gas is so expensive
[13:22] <michael`> i cant afford to drive to school and sell my stupid bio book
[13:22] <michael`> even though id net at least 40 bucks
[13:23] <timmo> luckily i live like 5ish miles from work
[13:23] <michael`> school is 30 miles from here
[13:23] <michael`> when gas was 1.30-1.50
[13:23] <michael`> it wasnt a big deal at all
[13:23] <timmo> and i ride with a lot of other people for things
[13:23] <timmo> so i can fill up like every other week
[13:23] <michael`> i might carpool with people
[13:23] <michael`> gas is too obscene
[13:23] <timmo> or even like every 2.5 weeks
[13:24] <michael`> im trying not to buy anything because i dont have a job
[13:24] <michael`> christine says i should be a waiter
[13:24] <timmo> work an over night shift somewhere
[13:24] <michael`> ah thats true
[13:24] <michael`> i like night work and it pays better
[13:24] <timmo> youll get roughly 2 dollars more than min. wage
[13:25] <timmo> and itll leave your days open for school
[13:25] <timmo> hell at target, if you work the night shift
[13:25] <michael`> im only working in the summer
[13:25] <timmo> you start at like
[13:25] <dekkon> michael`: is everything good with the computer?
[13:25] <timmo> $7
[13:25] <timmo> end up being like
[13:25] <timmo> $8.50 or more
[13:25] <timmo> with your over night differential
[13:26] <michael`> nice
[13:26] <timmo> probably more
[13:26] <timmo> as id imagine your cost of living
[13:26] <timmo> is higher than utahs
[13:26] <michael`> probably only a little bit
[13:26] <michael`> york is a relatively small industrial city
[13:26] <michael`> Dictionary
[13:26] <michael`> Ogden |ˈägdən| an industrial city in northern Utah, north of Salt Lake
[13:26] <timmo> \m/
[13:26] <timmo> ie the ghetto
[13:26] <michael`> York
[13:26] <michael`> 2 a commercial and industrial city in southeastern Pennsylvania; pop. 42,1
[13:27] <timmo> i live in layton*
[13:27] <michael`> Dictionary
[13:27] <michael`> Layton |ˈl�tn| a city in northern Utah, south of Ogden; pop. 58,474.
[13:27] <timmo> which is midway between ogden and slc
[13:27] <timmo> wow
[13:27] <timmo> york is small
[13:27] <michael`> good dictionary
[13:32] <fruitbat> you should get a job as a caddie
[13:32] <fruitbat> at a golf course
[13:32] <michael`> haha, my cousin bobby got a handwritten note from a prof at umich
[13:32] <michael`> Dear Robert,
[13:32] <michael`> Congratulations on being accepted into the Contemporary Jazz and Contempla
[13:32] <michael`> Sincerely,
[13:32] <michael`> Professor Gould, Professor of Jazz Percussion and Improvisation Studies
[13:33] <michael`> i think the funny part is that he applied to the jazz and CONTEMPLATIVE ST
[13:33] <michael`> what the hell is that
[13:34] <Rjx> a wholly intangible concept relating to the transient trends of modern contempl
[13:35] <michael`> his sisters are music majors too
[13:35] <michael`> very stupid, really
[13:35] <michael`> to be a music major i mean
[13:35] <GerbilWrk> see, yet more proof that there is something nice about receiving a hand w
[13:35] <michael`> your return on investment is so low
[13:36] <Rjx> you don't have to be crazy to be a music major, but it helps when you're 30 and
[13:36] <swight> did oil prices spike today? big explosion at a pipeline in Nigeria, wonderin
[13:44] <maru> Playing the pink trombone on the subway?
[13:48] <jonathans> who does nigeria supply
[13:49] <jonathans> url world factbook nigeria
[13:49] <cadaver> - "world factbook nigeria": http://odci.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/
[13:49] <jonathans> Nigeria's former military rulers failed to diversify the economy away fro
[13:50] <jonathans> GDP (purchasing power parity):
[13:50] <jonathans> Definition Field Listing Rank Order
[13:50] <jonathans> $132.9 billion (2005 est.)
[13:50] <jonathans> $26.58 billion
[13:50] <jonathans> does that make sense
[13:51] <jonathans> Oil - production:
[13:51] <jonathans> 2.451 million bbl/day (2005 est.)
[13:52] <The_Rat> hey
[13:52] <The_Rat> I'm living the dream, baby!
[13:54] <glen2> How so?
[13:54] <The_Rat> Im eating gourmet ramen in front of my computer! finally a good chinese pla
[13:54] <jonathans> I CARE
[13:55] <csqrl> san antonio where it's at
[13:55] <csqrl> conjunto festival this weekend
[13:55] <csqrl> josh is there
[13:57] <glen2> After much research I've come to the conclusion that the best instant noodles
[13:59] <dekkon> www.latimes.com/goldfishcam
[13:59] <glen2> The new 34" trousers I bought two months ago to replace my 36" trousers have
[14:00] <Tordek> wtf? what's with searching "semi-annual" on google?
[14:00] <glen2> Maybe it's a typo of semi-anal.
[14:02] <Twin`> man
[14:02] <Twin`> someone in my house is a real fucking rocket scientist
[14:03] <Twin`> cause only a true genious could think to physically remove the cap from a bot
[14:03] <Twin`> and not tell a single god damned person
[14:03] <Twin`> genius even
[14:04] <metric> yeah
[14:04] <metric> cos only nasa would do that
[14:04] <dekkon> http://www.fishnflush.com/
[14:05] <metric> back in 87 they did it a few times
[14:05] <metric> bastards
[14:05] <Osman> what type of