Log for #geekissues on 2006-05-11


Session Start: Thu May 11 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <jmx> also note how it was a goal right near the beginning of the period
[00:02] <jmx> ot goals are nearly always at the beginning of periods
[00:03] <jmx> http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17055525&method=full&siteid=94762&head
[00:06] <Twin`> i thought it meant world tour like motorcycle
[00:06] <Twin`> i was like "FFS how do you steal one of those?"
[00:44] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[00:51] <workfrog> mornin
[00:51] * workfrog is now known as WorkFrog
[00:52] <WorkFrog> w2
[00:52] <poopy> WorkFrog temp 54F/12C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:16AM
[00:52] <WorkFrog> awesome.
[01:18] <The|Dude> sup
[01:22] <Efreeti> calc 547/365
[01:22] <cadaver> - 547 / 365 = 1.49863014
[01:23] <Efreeti> calc 548/365
[01:23] <cadaver> - 548 / 365 = 1.50136986
[01:23] <Efreeti> teh wtf
[01:23] <Sohcahtoa> http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/3035/3331ll.jpg
[01:27] <Kurin> Damnit windows
[01:27] <Kurin> You're not going to fucking die if I fail to install updates this minute
[01:28] <The|Dude> don't bet on it
[01:28] <WorkFrog> I hate that nag box
[01:29] <Sohcahtoa> Man I saw this total redneck-mobile the other day on the way home from wo
[01:29] <Sohcahtoa> Beat up old track with two huge CB antennas, and "GIT-R-DONE" on the wind
[01:29] <Sohcahtoa> Some work had also been done to it to make it extremely loud.
[01:30] <The|Dude> ha
[01:30] <The|Dude> I hate the git-r-done thing
[01:30] <The|Dude> there is no better way to express your stupidity via your car than "Git-R-
[01:31] <Sohcahtoa> Better than "TYPE-R V-TEC GReddy SpeedConcept z0MGFAST"
[01:31] <WorkFrog> v12
[01:31] <Sohcahtoa> "POWERED BY HONDA"
[01:31] <WorkFrog> turbo
[01:31] <WorkFrog> super-charged
[01:32] <WorkFrog> NOS
[01:32] <WorkFrog> etc
[01:32] <Sohcahtoa> I heard of a guy that made a sleeper out of some Hyundai. Dunno any numb
[01:32] <The|Dude> fuck imports
[01:33] <Sohcahtoa> I also saw a Scion xB with a bumper sticker that said "You just got beat
[01:33] <WorkFrog> haha
[01:33] <Sohcahtoa> Nothing wrong with imports.
[01:33] <The|Dude> I suppose
[01:33] <Sohcahtoa> I drive a Suzuki. No mods. None planned.
[01:34] <Sohcahtoa> If I had the money, I'd love to do some neat stuff to it. Convert it to
[01:35] <The|Dude> now, rotary engines are badass, I'd get behind that all the way
[01:35] <Sohcahtoa> My dad doesn't like rotaries.
[01:36] <The|Dude> tell him to eat a butt
[01:36] <Sohcahtoa> He's got two cars: A Ford F-350 with a 7.2 L turbocharged V8 and a Chrysl
[01:37] <Sohcahtoa> I say rotaries are the way of the future. So much power out of so little
[01:37] <The|Dude> totally
[01:37] <The|Dude> well Mazda's already been making good rotary engines
[01:39] <Sohcahtoa> I've been told the reliability is a bit lacking.
[01:39] <Sohcahtoa> But that might just be because no one with an RX-7 leaves it stock
[01:39] <Sohcahtoa> They boost it to 400 hp and blow the apex seals
[01:39] <The|Dude> ha
[01:41] <Sohcahtoa> I want to know how reliable a stock RX-7 is.
[01:41] <Sohcahtoa> I know if Japan, RX-7 stock is 275 hp. Someone told me in America its 25
[01:41] <Sohcahtoa> They nerfed the American version
[01:42] <Sohcahtoa> Reminds me...are the american Mitsubishi 3000GTs 4WD? Or just some Japan
[01:42] <The|Dude> yeah
[01:42] <The|Dude> they are awd
[01:42] <Adam45X0> ritalin
[01:42] <Adam45X0> HAH
[01:42] <The|Dude> my friend at work was telling me about his first time getting a ticket
[01:43] <The|Dude> he was going 150 on a 2-lane snake road
[01:43] <The|Dude> in his 3000GT
[01:43] <Sohcahtoa> If I won a lottery, so many cars I'd buy. RX-7 3rd gen, a 3000GT, not su
[01:43] <Sohcahtoa> Lamborghini Countach, just to turn heads.
[01:43] <The|Dude> ha
[01:43] <The|Dude> 3rd gen camaro :D
[01:44] <Sohcahtoa> RX-7 would have to be white or slightly silver.
[01:44] <Sohcahtoa> MUST HAVE REAR SPOILER
[01:44] <Sohcahtoa> Factory preferred
[01:44] <Sohcahtoa> anything else looks ricey
[01:44] <Sohcahtoa> Anything that's RWD over 200 hp should have a rear spoiler
[01:46] <The|Dude> Bolt a 5-foot wing on the back of a shitty FWD honda. Then you're really
[01:48] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.uwm.edu/People/enb2/carpics.html
[01:48] <Sohcahtoa> Give me
[01:49] <The|Dude> I'd really like to get powerful car, but man, gas is so expensive.
[01:49] <The|Dude> Driving the metro is saving me a lot of money
[01:49] <Sohcahtoa> hahahahhahaha metro
[01:49] <The|Dude> don't knock it, its a solid fucking car
[01:49] <Sohcahtoa> I rented a Geo...convinced me never to buy one
[01:49] <The|Dude> unless you want to go fast
[01:49] <Sohcahtoa> Thing was a total piece of shit
[01:50] <The|Dude> how so?
[01:50] <Sohcahtoa> Either it was skipping a gear, or it only had a 3-speed transmission.
[01:50] <The|Dude> haha
[01:50] <Sohcahtoa> But it wouldn't shift to 2nd gear until over 4000 rpms no matter how ligh
[01:50] <The|Dude> mine is a manual fivespeed, so I dont' know about that
[01:51] <Sohcahtoa> I drive a stick and I shifted smoother than that thing
[01:51] <The|Dude> ha
[01:51] <The|Dude> well i've really liked driving the metro
[01:51] <The|Dude> only problem is obviously you can't go terribly fast
[01:52] <Sohcahtoa> I will say about it though...the AC on it worked nicely
[01:53] <The|Dude> Sometimes I don't understand my dad
[01:53] <Sohcahtoa> If I have the money, my next car will be a Toyota
[01:53] <Sohcahtoa> a new one
[01:53] <The|Dude> He gets a wifi router, so I think he's going to finally move away from the
[01:53] <The|Dude> but no, he just wants internet for his laptops
[01:53] <Sohcahtoa> I want a Toyota just for their reputation for extreme reliability
[01:54] <The|Dude> he's going to leave that old shitty network in place and have a separate w
[01:56] <Rjx> http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/05/10/badboy.books.ap/index.html
[01:56] <Sohcahtoa> The 2005 Toyota Celica is ugly as crap
[01:57] <WorkFrog> haha, just got told that IRC may be affecting my productivity and concertr
[01:57] <WorkFrog> oh well.
[01:58] <Rjx> WASHINGTON (AP) -- The government has abruptly ended an inquiry into the warran
[01:58] <Rjx> who were you told by?
[01:58] <swight> hahaha @ NSA
[02:00] <Rjx> "Today we released the latest version of Google Desktop in 7 languages (the res
[02:00] <Rjx> sigh
[02:00] <Rjx> another desktop widgets app
[02:00] <Rjx> hooray!
[02:01] <The|Dude> yippee
[02:01] <WorkFrog> my boss, rjx
[02:02] <Rjx> May 10, 2006 - Nintendo just pulled a fast one on us. At an after-hours press b
[02:02] <The|Dude> awesome
[02:03] <Rjx> = hot
[02:06] <timmo> David Blaine has undergone brain scans after his failed underwater stunt.
[02:06] <timmo> HAHA
[02:06] <timmo> TAKE THAT FAGGOT
[02:07] <Rjx> http://www.gamersreports.com/grimages/969/1147299072/3/1/gr.image.jpg
[02:07] <Rjx> http://www.gamersreports.com/grimages/969/1147299060/3/1/gr.image.jpg
[02:07] <Rjx> http://www.gamersreports.com/grimages/969/1147298952/3/1/gr.image.jpg
[02:07] <Rjx> http://www.gamersreports.com/grimages/969/1147298995/3/1/gr.image.jpg
[02:07] <timmo-> http://people.monstersandcritics.com/article_1162876.php/David_Blaine_underg
[02:08] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure they're not going to find one timmo
[02:09] <Rjx> Hey MagicMan..Sincere Congrats on your Amazing Stunt. I send you Best Wishes fo
[02:09] <timmo-> find one what
[02:09] <The|Dude> brain
[02:10] <Rjx> yeah, brain
[02:10] <timmo-> "wow, apparently living in water for a week and holding your breath longer t
[02:11] <Sohcahtoa> ok wtf
[02:11] <Sohcahtoa> this router is a fucking piece of shit
[02:12] <Sohcahtoa> I can't even access its config pages with any sort of speed
[02:12] <timmo-> seriously though
[02:12] <timmo-> being in water for that long is retarded
[02:12] <Rjx> haha sheeeet
[02:12] <Rjx> the wii is blowing me away
[02:12] <timmo-> the end
[02:12] <Rjx> http://revolutionmedia.ign.com/revolution/image/article/707/707077/e3-2006-ligh
[02:12] <Rjx> there's a gun addon
[02:12] <Rjx> that locks into the normal remote
[02:12] <The|Dude> awesome
[02:13] <Sohcahtoa> "Waiting for 192.168.1.1..."
[02:13] <Sohcahtoa> fuckin bullshit right there
[02:13] <Rjx> Tucked in the far corners of the Nintendo booth sat not only the most updated v
[02:13] <timmo-> http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4893/ps3lolbblover8fw5rs5fv3pf.gif
[02:13] <timmo-> zzzzzzzzzzzzoooooooooom
[02:13] <The|Dude> :(
[02:13] <The|Dude> what brand router is it?
[02:13] <timmo-> hell yeah rjx
[02:13] <Rjx> hahah timmo-
[02:13] <Rjx> that needs flight of the bumblebee
[02:13] <timmo-> id nunchuck some motherfuckers
[02:13] <Sohcahtoa> LinkSys
[02:13] <timmo-> with the nintendo
[02:13] <Sohcahtoa> Its a LinkSys BEFSR41 version 1
[02:16] <Rjx> UK hacker Gary McKinnon should be recommended for extradition to the US, a dist
[02:16] <Rjx> The decision means Mr McKinnon will face trial in America for what the US has c
[02:16] <Rjx> The US in its case for extradition said Mr McKinnon caused more than $700,000 (
[02:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:16] <Rjx> maybe you should've set administrator passwords on your machines then
[02:16] <Rjx> you fucking retards
[02:17] <The|Dude> seriously
[02:17] <Rjx> "There is power under the Computer Misuse Act to charge him here and he could s
[02:17] <The|Dude> oh
[02:17] <Rjx> If tried and found guilty in the US, Mr McKinnon could face decades in jail and
[02:18] <The|Dude> rjx how was your doctor appointment
[02:18] <Rjx> it went pretty well, surprisingly
[02:18] <Rjx> the doc started asking me about skype randomly
[02:18] <The|Dude> haha
[02:18] <Rjx> and then how to find the MAC address on his PDA
[02:18] <The|Dude> cool
[02:18] <Rjx> i told him if he wanted help i'd have to bill him for my time
[02:18] <Rjx> given that i was paying to be there
[02:35] <catnip> hi.
[02:35] <The|Dude> sup cat
[02:35] <catnip> hey dude
[02:35] <catnip> nothing much, same old same old daily grind for me
[02:36] <catnip> the weathers nice tough
[02:36] <The|Dude> cool
[02:36] <Efreeti> lol
[02:36] <catnip> w barcelona, spain
[02:36] <The|Dude> I'm up at 2:30 a.m. for a reason other than studying, amazing
[02:36] <cadaver> Weather for Barcelona, Spain - Updated at 11:00 AM CEST on May 11, 2006 [Te
[02:36] <Efreeti> w halden, norway
[02:36] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "halden,+norway"
[02:36] <Efreeti> w2 halden, norway
[02:36] <poopy> Efreeti location not found
[02:36] <The|Dude> w2
[02:36] <Efreeti> .w halden, norway
[02:36] <poopy> The|Dude temp 67.5F/19.7C; wind East 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[02:36] <Tubbee> I could not find 'halden, norway'.
[02:37] <Efreeti> ;|
[02:37] <timmo> w2
[02:37] <poopy> timmo temp 43F/6C; wind East 15mph/24kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 6
[02:37] <catnip> I cant find valencia
[02:37] <Efreeti> .w sarpsborg, norway
[02:37] <Tubbee> I could not find 'sarpsborg, norway'.
[02:37] <The|Dude> I think I'll go return this library book
[02:37] <catnip> w valencia, spain
[02:37] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia,+spain"
[02:37] <Efreeti> .w fredrikstad, norway
[02:37] <Tubbee> I could not find 'fredrikstad, norway'.
[02:37] <Efreeti> w2 fredrikstad, norway
[02:37] <poopy> Efreeti location not found
[02:37] <catnip> w valência, spain
[02:37] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "valência,+spain"
[02:37] <Efreeti> w2 sarpsborg, norway
[02:37] <poopy> Efreeti location not found
[02:37] <The|Dude> are Ifrit and Efreeti the same or just really similar?
[02:37] <Efreeti> damnit, nothing
[02:37] <Efreeti> it's me
[02:37] <catnip> yep, same here
[02:38] <Efreeti> Http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ifrit
[02:39] <Efreeti> w2 valencia, spain
[02:39] <poopy> Efreeti more then one result
[02:39] <Efreeti> w2 valência, spain
[02:39] <poopy> Efreeti more then one result
[02:39] <catnip> w2 valencia spain
[02:39] <poopy> catnip more then one result
[02:39] <catnip> w2 valenci,a spain
[02:39] <Efreeti> Ifrit = Efreet (singular Efreeti)
[02:39] <The|Dude> haha
[02:39] <poopy> catnip location not found
[02:40] <The|Dude> Efreeti: ah, so you have multiple personalities?
[02:40] <catnip> I need music
[02:40] <Efreeti> Efreeti is my alt nick, more or less
[02:40] <Efreeti> Ifrit is my bnc (home) and i'm at work now
[02:40] <The|Dude> catnip: what kind of music?
[02:40] <The|Dude> Efreeti: ah
[02:40] <catnip> dunno, ill just see what I have here
[02:41] <catnip> maybe orishas or something
[02:41] <The|Dude> who?
[02:41] <catnip> orishas - salsa hip hop
[02:41] <catnip> :)
[02:41] <Efreeti> what kind of music to you listen to?
[02:41] <Efreeti> heh
[02:41] <catnip> Im not picky in types
[02:42] <The|Dude> I mostly listen to metal
[02:42] <Efreeti> And in popular music? (!oh)
[02:42] <catnip> but it depends on the mood really
[02:42] <Efreeti> The|Dude, any power metal?
[02:42] <The|Dude> yeah
[02:42] <Efreeti> Heard Kamelot?
[02:42] <catnip> I listen to metal too
[02:42] <The|Dude> have 7 albums on mp3
[02:42] <Efreeti> ;)
[02:42] <catnip> slayer mostly
[02:43] <catnip> tool is nice
[02:43] <The|Dude> slayer is awesome
[02:43] <The|Dude> I'm seeing them in July
[02:43] <Efreeti> The|Dude, that's all of them :D
[02:43] <catnip> new album coming soon
[02:43] <Efreeti> Well, minus one
[02:43] <Efreeti> the live album I guess
[02:44] <Efreeti> album order is: Efernity, Dominion, Siege Perilous, The Fourth Legacy, The
[02:44] <The|Dude> ok I'm going to go return this book to the library
[02:44] <Efreeti> heh
[02:44] <Efreeti> i have one of those too ;[
[02:44] <The|Dude> since I think its due yesterday D:
[02:44] <Efreeti> H.P. Lovecraft's Tales
[02:44] <Efreeti> Mine was due 1.5 months ago
[02:44] <The|Dude> oh no
[02:44] <Efreeti> or summit
[02:44] <Efreeti> now Cthulhu will swallow my soul
[02:45] <catnip> buy the books, if they are worth to keep for a month they're wiorth having
[02:45] <catnip> worth even
[02:45] <The|Dude> mine was for school
[02:45] <Efreeti> yeah, i'd rather pay the replacement fee on this one i think
[02:45] <Efreeti> well, depends how high it is
[02:45] <catnip> I collect books
[02:46] <Efreeti> I would too, if I found any rare ones
[02:46] <catnip> no, just common books that I like on paper back, then I buy the hardback ver
[02:46] <Efreeti> Like if I found a copy of The Hobbit from 1950 or earlier
[02:46] <Efreeti> I have one from 1973 i think
[02:47] <Efreeti> or 76
[02:47] <catnip> altouhg I have a bonus, I can read about 3 different languages
[02:47] <catnip> so its easier to find the more elusive ones
[02:48] <Efreeti> I can read more ;D
[02:48] <catnip> I do english, french, portuguese and im getting my grips with spanish as we
[02:48] <catnip> dutch/flemish too
[02:49] <catnip> not bragging, just got raised like this
[02:49] <Efreeti> I can read Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, English, French, German, Latin, Nors
[02:50] <Efreeti> Dutch because of my knowledge of German and other similar languages
[02:50] <Efreeti> I guess I understand a lot of written spanish, portugese and italian too, b
[02:50] <catnip> flemish at home, (im from antwerp) french and english at school, being frenc
[02:51] <Efreeti> maaaybe greek too, if romanized
[02:51] <Efreeti> cool
[02:51] <catnip> latin is easy for me
[02:51] <Efreeti> I haven't tried romanized greek yet
[02:51] <Efreeti> i am also slowly getting to grips with romanized japanese
[02:52] <Efreeti> but spoken is easier than written
[02:52] <catnip> I've been around, so I pick up lots of stuff from the places I pass trough
[02:52] <Efreeti> :)
[02:52] <catnip> used to travel a lot when I tattooed on the road
[02:53] <Efreeti> I've learned a lot of finnish, albanian, arabic, afrikaans phrases, stuff l
[02:53] <Efreeti> from people i know/have met, mostly
[02:53] <catnip> aye
[02:53] <catnip> Im going to turkey soon
[02:53] <catnip> spend a few days
[02:54] <Efreeti> cool
[02:54] <Efreeti> how old were you again?
[02:54] <catnip> taking a few days in the summer when work is slow
[02:54] <catnip> 34
[02:54] <Efreeti> heh
[02:54] <Efreeti> well-traveled, you are
[02:54] <catnip> I've been around yeah
[02:54] <Efreeti> i've only been to sweden, denmark, germany and latvia
[02:55] <catnip> portugal, spain, france, germany, holland,england, ireland
[02:55] <catnip> italy, austria, israel, turkey
[02:55] <catnip> morocco, tunisia
[02:56] <Efreeti> I'm interested in visiting finland, britain, ireland, new zealand and japan
[02:56] <catnip> brasil, mexico, the states
[02:56] <Efreeti> hoping to study or work in japan one day
[02:56] <Efreeti> wow, that's quite a list
[02:56] <catnip> it keeps going
[02:56] <Efreeti> I'm only 18, though, so I have a lot of time to catch up
[02:56] <catnip> this tattoo lark gets me travelled a lot
[02:57] <Efreeti> :D
[02:57] <catnip> my passport is stamped like fuck
[02:57] <Efreeti> I only have a Riga stamp :|
[02:57] <Efreeti> Didn't get stamps when going into Germany
[02:57] <catnip> latvia stamps lol
[02:58] <Efreeti> Hehe
[02:58] <catnip> i dont have any euro stamps
[02:58] <Efreeti> Riga is a fantastic city
[02:58] <catnip> dont need passport in europe
[02:58] <catnip> or northern africa
[02:58] <Efreeti> internet cafe cost ~$1 an hour
[02:58] <catnip> lol
[02:59] <Efreeti> :D
[02:59] <catnip> in morocco its about 30 cents per hour
[02:59] <Efreeti> heh
[02:59] <catnip> free if you take your own gear ;P
[03:00] <catnip> but one of my favorite countries is mexico
[03:00] <Efreeti> as in a laptop?
[03:00] <catnip> especially the yucatan area
[03:00] <catnip> yes, as in a laptop
[03:00] <Efreeti> Poland is undoubtedly the Mexico of Europe
[03:00] <WorkFrog_> w2
[03:00] <poopy> WorkFrog_ temp 61F/16C; wind NE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[03:00] <Efreeti> w2
[03:00] <poopy> Efreeti more then one result
[03:00] <Efreeti> ;|
[03:00] <catnip> brasil isn´t very nice
[03:00] <Efreeti> w2 Oslo, Norway
[03:00] <poopy> Efreeti temp 63F/17.2C; wind WNW 2mph/3.2kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 4:50AMCEST
[03:00] <Efreeti> w2
[03:01] <poopy> Efreeti temp 63F/17.2C; wind WNW 2mph/3.2kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 4:50AMCEST
[03:01] <Efreeti> yay
[03:01] <WorkFrog_> w London, england
[03:01] <cadaver> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 9:50 AM BST on May 11, 2006
[03:01] <Efreeti> it's 120km away, but what the fuck
[03:01] <Efreeti> closest i'll get
[03:01] <catnip> there's this chick here at the moment
[03:01] <catnip> she´s been browsing tattos for like 30mins
[03:01] <Efreeti> heh
[03:01] <catnip> she's hot
[03:02] <Efreeti> how old does she look?
[03:02] <WorkFrog_> sitck it in her bum!
[03:02] <catnip> in her late 20's
[03:02] <Efreeti> SURPRISE BUTTSEKZ
[03:02] <catnip> maybe she will get some custom work
[03:02] <WorkFrog_> "custom work"
[03:02] <WorkFrog_> wink wink
[03:02] <Efreeti> ;D
[03:03] <catnip> hasn't talked to me tough, and Im the only inker here atm
[03:03] <WorkFrog_> go ask her if shes seen anything she likes
[03:03] <catnip> she's babbling away with the shop assistant
[03:03] <WorkFrog_> do the whole shop assistant thing
[03:03] <catnip> not my job
[03:03] <WorkFrog_> but shes hot
[03:03] <WorkFrog_> ;D
[03:03] <glen2> Give here a tatoo in Chinese that says all dileveries in rear and tell her it
[03:04] <catnip> im not a shop assistant, and Im feeling lazy today
[03:04] <catnip> glen2: that would not be a first
[03:04] <catnip> lol
[03:04] <Efreeti> =)
[03:04] <glen2> It's a classic for a reason.
[03:04] <catnip> altough I've never done it
[03:05] <catnip> I *hate* pre-made tattoos
[03:05] <catnip> or concept tattoos that have been done millions of times
[03:06] <glen2> A tattooist a few miles from me was sued as all the chinese tattoos were take
[03:06] <catnip> thats why I free hand most of my work
[03:06] <catnip> unless its some specific work
[03:06] <catnip> lol
[03:06] <Shinobi> Hi :)
[03:06] <glen2> Hello Shinobi.
[03:06] <catnip> hi brit
[03:06] <Rjx> 'morning folks
[03:07] <catnip> Rjx juggled today?
[03:08] <Rjx> about to start now
[03:08] <The|Dude> back
[03:08] * catnip sleepy and energy less
[03:08] <catnip> need coffeeeeeeeee
[03:09] <catnip> need redbull with coffeeeee and cigs
[03:09] <The|Dude> I should sleep but I promised my friend I'd play a game of LFS with him an
[03:09] <glen2> Need a 8ft tall crystal of sugar and caffine to lick and worship.
[03:09] <Rjx> lfs?
[03:09] <The|Dude> I suppose I could have gone to bed and then woke up for playing but that w
[03:09] <The|Dude> Rjx: Live For Speed
[03:09] <catnip> wtf is lfs?
[03:10] <catnip> oh.
[03:10] <Rjx> also glen2, do you happen to know much about TCP
[03:10] <Rjx> the actual protocol
[03:10] <glen2> I know all the basics.
[03:10] <glen2> Why do you ask, are all my packets wrong?
[03:10] <Rjx> is it possible to get the absolute timestamp of a machine via the base protocol
[03:10] <Rjx> i.e not the application layer
[03:11] <catnip> tcp is for ppl who like it easy, bnc networks ftw!
[03:11] <catnip> lol
[03:11] <Rjx> i'm a dunce in this area
[03:12] <glen2> What do you want to do? Find what ime the sending machine thinks it is when i
[03:12] <Rjx> i mean i can do something like
[03:12] <Rjx> hping --icmp-ts 10.0.0.13
[03:13] <Rjx> yeah, the aim would be to find out what time the sending machine thinks it is
[03:13] <catnip> well, back to do some work
[03:13] <catnip> bbl
[03:13] * cadaver grabs catnip
[03:13] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[03:13] <The|Dude> ha
[03:13] <catnip> later dudes
[03:13] * catnip is away - work
[03:13] <The|Dude> have fun
[03:13] <Rjx> all i've managed to get so far is the uptime of the machine
[03:13] <catnip> i'll try
[03:14] <Rjx> i don't know if that's as far as it goes
[03:15] <glen2> Rjx, I can't remember, it's been a long time since I learned this stuff and I
[03:15] <Rjx> nod
[03:15] <glen2> I've also lent my cool engineering books on the subject out to people.
[03:15] <Rjx> i'll fish about more on google later
[03:16] <glen2> Just goto a #TCP channel and say "This protocal suck, it I was using UDP I co
[03:16] <Rjx> haha
[03:17] <Rjx> that'd just end up in me getting banned on efnet
[03:17] <Rjx> and whenever i'm on freenode i just feel incredibly stupid
[03:17] <Efreeti> http://qdb.us/31684
[03:17] <Rjx> because everyone in specific channels is MUCH smarter on the subject than i am
[03:17] <Efreeti> nerdiest quote ever?
[03:18] <glen2> They may flame you with "What idiot dosn't know how to do $solution in tcp."
[03:37] <Rjx> vanilla ice posse represent
[03:40] <Efreeti> Ninja Rap was underestimated
[03:41] <Efreeti> It was just cast aside because of Ice Ice Baby
[03:55] <Efreeti> calc 5063,63+723,38*0,76
[03:55] <cadaver> - 5063,63 + (723,38 * 0,76) = 5613,3988
[03:55] <Efreeti> nope
[03:55] <Efreeti> calc (5063,63+723,38)*0,76
[03:55] <cadaver> - (5063,63 + 723,38) * 0,76 = 4398,1276
[03:58] <Efreeti> calc ((5063,63+723,38)+(90))*(0,76)-(206,5)
[03:58] <cadaver> - (((5063,63 + 723,38) + 90) * 0,76) - 206,5 = 4260,0276
[03:58] <Efreeti> :)
[03:59] <Efreeti> 6,5*2*11
[03:59] <Efreeti> calc 6,5*2*11
[03:59] <cadaver> - 6,5 * 2 * 11 = 143
[04:00] * catnip is back and listening to johnny cash
[04:01] * catnip puts his feet up
[04:08] <pinin> holy fuck is it early
[04:08] <Zera> 9pm?
[04:08] <pinin> i haven't gotten up this early in years
[04:08] <pinin> ;[
[04:08] <pinin> 6am
[04:08] <Zera> oh
[04:09] <catnip> 6am is just cruel
[04:09] <catnip> unless you are goin to bed at 6
[04:09] <Zera> theres a 6am in the morning now?
[04:09] <pinin> hahaha
[04:09] <pinin> well i have fucking finals in an hour
[04:10] <pinin> quick email checkage and i'm off to get ready
[04:10] <Rjx> mod some quotes
[04:10] <Rjx> ;x
[04:10] <catnip> good luck dude
[04:10] <pinin> rofl die rjx.
[04:10] <pinin> thanks
[04:11] <catnip> you lazy mods, call yourself hard working americans?
[04:12] <catnip> if I were a mod i'd clean the queue in a matter of hours
[04:12] <puzzles> [07:08] <@pinin> 6am
[04:12] <pinin> rofl
[04:12] <glen2> I used get up at 7am and goto bed at 5am, i did this for two weeks, it had in
[04:12] <puzzles> where the hell do you live? greenland?
[04:12] <Rjx> we used to, years ago
[04:12] <catnip> kill, kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,kill,
[04:12] <pinin> chicago, il
[04:12] <pinin> haha glen
[04:12] <puzzles> ah, right, wrong direction :P
[04:13] <pinin> hehe
[04:13] <pinin> i've done 6am-9am for a week
[04:13] <pinin> then i crashed for 20 hours
[04:13] <glen2> pinn, there are stories written about me during those times.
[04:13] <catnip> greenland only does mornings this time of year
[04:13] <puzzles> it doesn't matter what greenland does
[04:13] <catnip> no, it doesn't
[04:13] <catnip> never did, never will
[04:14] <puzzles> right.
[04:14] <catnip> it's just there
[04:14] <puzzles> because greenland is neither green nor land
[04:14] <puzzles> it's icy and dark
[04:14] <glen2> http://wiki.whatthehack.org/index.php/Life_as_an_Uber_Volunteer
[04:14] <catnip> whiteice is not a catchy name
[04:14] <pinin> uh oh second alarm just went off
[04:14] <The|Dude> better wake up
[04:14] <The|Dude> what calss is the final for?
[04:15] <catnip> "ultimate bash modding"
[04:17] <catnip> <-- bored and sleepy
[04:18] <catnip> MIXING BOWL SET DESIGNED TO PLEASE A COOK WITH ROUND BOTTOM FOR EFFICIENT BE
[04:19] <catnip> http://www.digitaldreamdoor.com/images_ga/classified-6.jpg oh dear
[04:20] <puzzles> sweet
[04:20] <puzzles> i'd sign on with him, jack his flux capacitor, then use it to post my own w
[04:20] <catnip> LOL
[04:21] <puzzles> i'll go back in time to before he posted his want ad and post my own
[04:22] <catnip> "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
[04:22] <catnip> oscar wilde
[04:22] <Rjx> then i'd sign on with you, jack your flux capacitor and use it to post my own w
[04:22] <puzzles> hahaha
[04:22] <glen2> This is why I'd hate to have to try and copywrite a timemachine.
[04:22] <catnip> True friends stab you in the front.
[04:22] <catnip> idem
[04:23] <Rjx> what is a good wireless router to purchase
[04:23] <Rjx> for a cable connection
[04:23] <puzzles> none
[04:23] <catnip> cisco
[04:23] <Rjx> i heard WRT54g
[04:23] <puzzles> yeah, both of those
[04:23] <The|Dude> yeah those are pretty good
[04:23] <glen2> Beware wrt54g!
[04:23] <catnip> comes witm masochim manual
[04:23] <The|Dude> the wrt54g
[04:23] <Rjx> <puzzles> WRT54g
[04:23] <Rjx> <catnip> WRT54g
[04:23] <Rjx> <The|Dude> the wrt54g
[04:23] <The|Dude> at least
[04:23] <glen2> There are to modles with the same serial number. One is crap.
[04:23] <puzzles> although, Cisco is basically the only company that actually employs any for
[04:23] <catnip> right, yes
[04:24] <The|Dude> I've heard they are good
[04:24] <Rjx> going to use this to support my opinion
[04:24] <catnip> glad we could help Rjx
[04:24] <Rjx> puzzles: are you surprised?
[04:24] <glen2> Get the WRT54g thats not running the firmware they wrote themselfs.
[04:24] <Rjx> their engineers take lsd
[04:24] <puzzles> :D
[04:25] <Rjx> glen2: no chance of just installing new firmware?
[04:25] <glen2> No.
[04:25] <puzzles> seriously, though, 99% of wireless anything is crap
[04:25] <glen2> The version with homemade firware has half the memory.
[04:25] <puzzles> so no leenooks?!
[04:26] <glen2> The Linux WRT54g router is the one that works.
[04:27] <catnip> "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee...
[04:27] <catnip> the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
[04:27] <catnip> -- Dan Rather
[04:27] <puzzles> haha
[04:27] <glen2> If you want to bee geeky, buy a mini-itx or a thin client and turn it into a
[04:27] <Rjx> most likely will eventually
[04:27] <Rjx> just want things up and running fast at the new apartment
[04:27] <catnip> geeky is shouting 1's and 0's across the airwaves
[04:28] <pinin> http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=185460&cid=15305486
[04:28] <pinin> and with that i go get ready
[04:28] <pinin> afk
[04:28] <glen2> Geeky is mudulating data with your voice so fax machines and old modems can u
[04:28] <Rjx> i'm going to look for a cheap machine to use as an MP3 server
[04:29] <The|Dude> good luck pinin
[04:29] <The|Dude> I've been thinking about doing the fileserver thing, but I don't have a go
[04:29] <catnip> I have one at home
[04:29] <Rjx> glen2
[04:29] <Rjx> http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=6281
[04:29] <Rjx> is that the right model
[04:30] <jeek> gah
[04:30] <jeek> Trying to grab a slice of pizza on the way into work
[04:30] <jeek> Guy in front of me in trying to get a job
[04:30] <jeek> The register lady is all "I'm sorry, all of our shifts are full"
[04:30] <jeek> And then the guy tries to accuse her of racism cuz he's black
[04:31] <jeek> "Excuse me, miss, do you have any mulattos working here?"
[04:31] <jeek> She comes right back with "There's a puerto rican working right there, asshole
[04:31] <jeek> So they're fighting and fighting
[04:31] <jeek> And I just want my pizza so I can get to work. :/
[04:31] <The|Dude> :(
[04:31] <The|Dude> thats a sad story
[04:31] <Rjx> call them both niggers and ask for a pizza
[04:32] <Rjx> hopefully the shock will put them into autonomous mode
[04:32] <Rjx> until you're on your way out
[04:32] <Rjx> at which point you'll have to run
[04:32] <jeek> Well, my cab outside was owned by the same company as the corner store I was a
[04:33] <catnip> "We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.
[04:33] <catnip> They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the
[04:33] <catnip> general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy
[04:33] <catnip> over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
[04:33] <catnip> -- Elayne Boosler
[04:33] <catnip> LMAO
[04:34] <catnip> better yet, SALE BEHIND ENEMY LINES!!!
[04:35] <Thuryn> nice pun
[04:36] <WorkFrog_> heh
[04:36] <WorkFrog_> didnt spot that one at first
[04:41] <Kurin> Okay
[04:42] <Kurin> I just wired $815 into the bank account of a guy I met once for 10 minutes
[04:42] * jeek adds "meet Kurin" to his to-do list.
[04:42] <Kurin> Let's hope I really do have this apartment and these girls aren't just dickin
[04:42] <Thuryn> girls... dicking?
[04:43] <Rjx`> w2 london, england
[04:43] <poopy> Rjx` temp 68F/20C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:16AMBST;
[04:44] <Thuryn> if the wind *were* going anywhere, we're *sure* it would be north.
[04:44] <utopian> !olene
[04:45] <utopian> damn.
[04:45] <jeek> !jeek
[04:45] <cadaver> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[04:45] <utopian> !lude
[04:45] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[04:45] <utopian> bbl
[04:45] * cadaver grabs utopian
[04:45] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[04:45] <Thuryn> !ugh
[04:48] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/evolution-of-dance.html LMAO!
[04:49] <catnip> and on this closing note, I'm off to lunch
[04:49] <catnip> bbl
[04:49] * cadaver grabs catnip
[04:49] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[04:49] * catnip is away - lunch
[04:52] <Tark-SEA> it is too fucking early
[04:54] <jestuh> indeed
[04:54] * metric gropes jestuh
[04:54] <metric> Afternoon :D
[04:54] <jestuh> 7am for me
[04:54] <jestuh> ;[
[04:55] <jestuh> time to put some pants on and take all my finals
[04:55] <metric> 1am and nice and sunny
[04:55] <metric> no exams till 23rd for me /me grins
[04:55] <jestuh> w2
[04:55] <poopy> jestuh temp 51F/11C; wind WSW 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:50AM; S
[05:01] <Efreeti> calc 40 usd in nok
[05:01] <cadaver> - 40 U.S. dollars = 245.308475 Norwegian kroner
[05:01] <jestuh> aight finals time
[05:01] <jestuh> peace out niggaz
[05:03] <metric> have fun
[05:11] <Rjx`> i am stoked about the new apartment
[05:11] <Rjx`> river right outside for fishing
[05:11] <ExZippo> Rjx: Can you fish out the window?
[05:11] <Rjx`> only one way to find out
[05:12] <ExZippo> Because if you can
[05:12] <ExZippo> go fishing all day
[05:12] <ExZippo> while on the computer
[05:12] <ExZippo> All the wonder of fishing in your own home
[05:12] <Rjx`> well sara's picking up a wireless router
[05:12] <Rjx`> so i'm pretty sure i'll get signal outside
[05:12] <Rjx`> i can take the laptop
[05:16] <jonathans> rivers + laptop = bad
[05:16] <jonathans> fishing gear + laptop = bad
[05:17] <Rjx`> you're just jealous
[05:17] <Rjx`> mr "i can't pick a race"
[05:17] <jonathans> haha
[05:18] <jonathans> i live with six girls
[05:18] <jonathans> that's pretty close to a river
[05:18] <jonathans> nonstop babbling
[05:18] <Rjx`> haha damn
[05:18] <Rjx`> those are some killer estrogen levels
[05:19] <Rjx`> do you have your own tv?
[05:28] <Kurin> X3 is coming out in not nearly soon enough
[05:29] <Efreeti> Juggernaut as big as a normal human is foolish
[05:29] <Efreeti> it will never work
[05:29] <Efreeti> or, should i say, as small
[05:29] <Efreeti> i'm looking forward to it with scepticism
[05:30] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/A%20byproduct%20of%20his%20charm%20and
[05:32] <Kurin> I'm not sure what the phoenix is going to add to a non-phoenix storyline
[05:32] <Kurin> But it's still going to kick ass
[05:35] <catnip> *burp*
[05:37] <catnip> @jonathans> i live with six girls - are they realated to you?
[05:37] <catnip> related even
[05:39] <catnip> do you have your own bathroom?
[05:52] <jonathans> its two apartments in one house
[05:52] <jonathans> no relations
[05:56] <jeek> a classic: http://www.lost.co.nz/main/library/spacemoose/strips/smash2.png
[06:01] <catnip> did you know that when you pierce a nipple and it infects you can start lact
[06:01] <catnip> yes, even if you are a man
[06:02] <catnip> random fact brought to you by someone who has seen it live
[06:02] <mef> that's not milk
[06:02] <mef> that's pus
[06:02] <catnip> no, milk
[06:02] <catnip> its not a one tit phenomenon
[06:02] <mef> I hope you didn't drink it
[06:02] <catnip> even the not pierced one can lactate
[06:03] <catnip> nope, only like cow's milk
[06:03] <catnip> we humas drink milk that was designed for animals
[06:03] <catnip> humans
[06:03] <catnip> animals other than us
[06:04] <catnip> *ack*
[06:06] <Rjx> *synack*
[06:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:15] <S|mon> its ok im here
[06:16] <catnip> for how long?
[06:17] <S|mon> my diary is pretty full today
[06:20] <catnip> so, and what about your schedule?
[06:20] <catnip> You've written on your diary, and then what?
[06:20] <catnip> that's it?
[06:20] <S|mon> i have some free time between movies waiting for one to finish downloading
[06:21] <catnip> oh, downloading piracy are we?
[06:22] <catnip> :\
[06:22] <S|mon> you cant download piracy, THAT would be a crime
[06:22] <catnip> indeed it would
[06:22] <S|mon> can you imagine..
[06:22] <catnip> im bored
[06:23] <S|mon> its pretty hot today
[06:23] <S|mon> had to clean my case out just cause my cpu was overheating
[06:23] <Rjx> yeah it is pretty hot today
[06:23] <catnip> where are you from ?
[06:23] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[06:23] <poopy> Rjx temp 70F/21C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:16AMBST;
[06:23] <S|mon> uk
[06:24] <Rjx> it seems hotter than that
[06:24] <catnip> 21º wow
[06:24] <S|mon> its about 32 in my flat
[06:24] <Rjx> going to have to steal the portable AC unit
[06:24] <S|mon> Temperature: (Case: 35°C, CPU: 53°C, Fan 1: 6136RPM)
[06:24] <catnip> if I could get the temp from here, but the bot cant do valencia
[06:25] <catnip> and barcelona is far away
[06:25] <S|mon> it was 70-80 before
[06:25] <catnip> w2 valencia, spain
[06:25] <poopy> catnip more then one result
[06:25] <catnip> w2 barcelona spain
[06:25] <poopy> catnip temp 64F/18C; wind East 13mph/20kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[06:25] <catnip> w2 valencia spain
[06:25] <poopy> catnip more then one result
[06:25] <Rjx> w2 antartica
[06:25] <poopy> Rjx more then one result
[06:26] <catnip> w2 alicante spain
[06:26] <poopy> catnip temp 73F/23C; wind East 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:55AMC
[06:26] <catnip> yep, this is more close to the truth
[06:27] <catnip> not that I can notice it, the AC has been on all morning
[06:28] <catnip> calc 150kg in pounds
[06:28] <cadaver> - 150 kilograms = 330.693393 pounds
[06:28] <catnip> 330pounds was the weight of the guy who passed out on me yesterday
[06:29] <catnip> calc 84kg in pounds
[06:29] <cadaver> - 84 kilograms = 185.1883 pounds
[06:29] <S|mon> i will return after Bottom season two
[06:37] <catnip> Rjx: 645 pending on qdb.us can I have them?
[06:38] <Rjx> never
[06:38] <catnip> ill approve 6 tops ok?
[06:38] <catnip> well, maybe 5
[06:38] <Rjx> its in my list of tasks today to mod a few sets on qdb.us as it happens
[06:38] <Rjx> so i'll probably be asking for comments on a lot in here
[06:38] <catnip> oh goodie!
[06:38] <Rjx> given i've only really modded bash.org before
[06:38] <Rjx> and qdb.us is a different modding standard
[06:38] <catnip> 645 are like 6 sets and cjange right?
[06:38] <catnip> change
[06:39] <Rjx> it depends, you can mod in sets of 10/25/100, but yeah almost always you end up
[06:39] <catnip> nice
[06:40] <catnip> so, can I have a set then?
[06:40] <catnip> lol
[06:40] <Gusano`> !ugh
[06:40] <catnip> nvm, Im too humourless to approve anything
[06:40] <catnip> I prolly would bin them all
[06:41] <catnip> and the hatemail would come in stacks of 100's too
[06:58] <Ifrit> I think I could moderate
[06:59] <Ifrit> I'm pretty good at remembering dupes and stolen material
[07:00] <Ifrit> And I have the patience to do many small tasks quickly
[07:01] <Ifrit> my desktop bg now is rad as hell
[07:02] <catnip> bg?
[07:02] <Ifrit> i've taken an amazing Warcraft fanart image and shopped a border around it
[07:02] <catnip> -.-
[07:02] <Ifrit> background
[07:02] <Ifrit> desktop image
[07:02] <catnip> if you say that you play on the burning blade server Ill hunt you down and t
[07:03] <Ifrit> What the hell?
[07:03] <Ifrit> If i say "that"?
[07:03] <catnip> well do you?
[07:04] <catnip> yes, I need to know the nerd level on "mah servur"
[07:04] <Ifrit> bg?
[07:04] <Ifrit> And I don't play on any Burning Blade servers
[07:04] <Ifrit> neither US nor EU
[07:04] <Ifrit> To the best of my knowledge I don't know anyone who does, either
[07:04] <catnip> :\
[07:05] <Ifrit> What are you talking about now?
[07:05] <catnip> wanted to team up with you and do quests and some friendly pvp
[07:05] <Ifrit> aha?
[07:05] <catnip> so I could do the tattoo with my priest :]
[07:05] <Ifrit> Are you talking about Burning Blade US or EU?
[07:05] <catnip> EU
[07:05] <Ifrit> what, facemelt a dick into my forehead?
[07:06] <catnip> more on the lines of shadow wording
[07:06] <catnip> Im just messing around with you...
[07:06] <Ifrit> but back to my point
[07:06] <catnip> take it easy man
[07:06] <Ifrit> what's wrong with me saying "bg" for background?
[07:06] <catnip> nothing
[07:06] <Ifrit> if that was what ticked you off
[07:06] <Ifrit> hrm?
[07:06] <Ifrit> *confused*
[07:06] <Ifrit> :D
[07:06] <catnip> nope, it was the wow background that got on my tits
[07:06] <Ifrit> Well, I guess I could make a har on Burning Blade
[07:06] <Ifrit> char*
[07:06] <Ifrit> why?
[07:07] <catnip> because I've never found any decent ones on the wow page :(
[07:07] <catnip> link me pls
[07:07] <Ifrit> i'll upload a screenshot of my desktop for you
[07:08] <Ifrit> then if you like it i could send you the clean version
[07:08] <catnip> erm, this is irssi
[07:08] <Ifrit> i have teh ftpz
[07:08] <catnip> oh cool
[07:08] <catnip> set me up then
[07:08] <Ifrit> i meant i had ftpz on teh intarweb
[07:09] <catnip> ok :\
[07:09] <Ifrit> if i'm to set up an ftp on my comp i won't do a big one with accounts
[07:09] <Ifrit> Slimftpd wins
[07:10] <mef> I'm a slimftpd fan too
[07:11] <Ifrit> jpg 'cause i'm lazy atm, just got home from work
[07:11] <Ifrit> let me know what you think
[07:11] <catnip> ok
[07:11] <Ifrit> didn't you notice it already?
[07:12] <catnip> yes
[07:12] <catnip> its very nice
[07:12] <catnip> you did the borders?
[07:13] <Ifrit> yes
[07:13] <Ifrit> well, took parts from different places and put them together
[07:13] <Ifrit> 4-5 different places
[07:13] <catnip> nicely done, very decent wallpaper
[07:13] <Ifrit> like the WoW sites
[07:13] <Ifrit> thank you very much
[07:14] <catnip> Sometimes I get requests for this kind of art on tattoos
[07:14] <Ifrit> there you go
[07:14] <Ifrit> i've been doing photoshop for around 3.5 years now
[07:14] <Ifrit> :: Kamelot - Elizabeth - Fall From Grace ::
[07:14] <Ifrit> *turns up full*
[07:14] <Ifrit> Love this song
[07:14] * catnip covers ears
[07:14] <catnip> lol
[07:15] <Ifrit> zomg yuo can hear it in spein lol?
[07:15] <catnip> actually I've lost some of my hearing cause of bikes
[07:15] <Ifrit> :|
[07:16] <Ifrit> Bikers are a less than savory element of our society.
[07:16] <catnip> I really have to turn up the volume to ear anything decently
[07:16] <catnip> Ifrit: thats a very social-democrat statement
[07:16] <catnip> lol
[07:16] <Ifrit> hah!
[07:17] <Ifrit> I didn't invent it
[07:17] <catnip> so, you like bikers then?
[07:18] <Ifrit> Like?
[07:18] <Ifrit> Well...
[07:18] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[07:18] <catnip> what have they done to you?
[07:19] <Ifrit> The "biker subculture" can appealing, like many others.
[07:19] <Ifrit> can be*
[07:19] <Ifrit> Nothing?
[07:19] <catnip> its just another hobbie
[07:19] <Ifrit> Appealing is a good thing
[07:19] <catnip> like fishing or hunting
[07:20] <catnip> I like to go on rideouts
[07:20] <catnip> and having some fun
[07:20] <Ifrit> did you catch the full quality bg?
[07:20] <catnip> yes I did, thanks a LOT
[07:20] <Ifrit> :D
[07:21] <Ifrit> You were using 1280?
[07:21] <Ifrit> If not i could optimize one for your resolution
[07:21] <catnip> ill use it home
[07:21] <Ifrit> k :D
[07:21] <catnip> 1600x1200
[07:21] <Ifrit> woah, heh
[07:22] <catnip> I spent some money on a new setup a few days ago
[07:22] <Ifrit> cool
[07:22] <Ifrit> i'm saving now, as i'm in a new job
[07:22] <catnip> got tired of the old pc
[07:22] <Ifrit> planning to save up about:
[07:22] <Ifrit> calc 30000 nok in usd
[07:22] <cadaver> - 30000 Norwegian kroner = 4891.8 U.S. dollars
[07:22] <Ifrit> for a new pc :D
[07:23] <catnip> calc 30000 nok in euros
[07:23] <cadaver> - 30000 Norwegian kroner = 3848.4777 Euros
[07:23] <catnip> I spent about 300 euros too
[07:23] <Ifrit> 300?
[07:23] <catnip> 3000*
[07:23] <Ifrit> heh
[07:23] <catnip> sorry
[07:24] <catnip> dual core amd64 2gb ram(400mhz) 2x gf 9700 sli and some other shit
[07:24] <Ifrit> I'm planning 2gb OCZ low-latency platinum ram, 2x Radeon X1900XTX in CrossFir
[07:24] <Ifrit> 4000+*
[07:24] <Ifrit> royally kickass system, in other words
[07:25] <catnip> yes
[07:25] <Ifrit> :D
[07:25] <catnip> I had a x800pro and 1gb ram with a socke 754 amd64
[07:26] <Ifrit> i have 9600XT, 768mb ram, Socket 754 Athlon 64 3000+ now
[07:26] <catnip> I have corsair ram now
[07:26] <Ifrit> I know many games have had problems with dualcore CPUs though
[07:26] <catnip> and a kick ass mobo too
[07:27] <Ifrit> so maybe i'll save up an extra 4k NOK and get an Athlon 64 FX-55
[07:27] <catnip> well, wow doesn't
[07:27] <catnip> thats wayyyy overpriced
[07:27] <Ifrit> i guess...
[07:27] <catnip> the fx's are too expensive
[07:27] <Ifrit> I think I'll just save till after the summer holiday for now though, see what
[07:27] <Ifrit> and see how long i have to save after that
[07:28] <catnip> lol
[07:28] <Ifrit> i'm getting about 9000 nok per month
[07:28] <Ifrit> after tax
[07:28] <Ifrit> over 9k*
[07:28] <catnip> calc 9000 nok in euros
[07:28] <cadaver> - 9000 Norwegian kroner = 1154.54331 Euros
[07:29] <catnip> nice
[07:29] <catnip> doing what?
[07:29] <Ifrit> ICT apprenticeship
[07:29] <Ifrit> i'll get a raise every 6 months
[07:30] <Ifrit> But who knows
[07:30] <catnip> norway is a nice place to live...
[07:30] <catnip> errr work, I meant work
[07:30] <Ifrit> I've already proven my effectiveness, knowledge and invaluability to them
[07:30] <catnip> too cold for me to live there
[07:30] <Ifrit> doing stuff they couldn't do quicker than they could read the manual
[07:30] <Ifrit> heheh
[07:31] <Ifrit> It's not that cold
[07:31] <catnip> but Im planning to visit
[07:31] <catnip> but *not* in winter
[07:31] <Ifrit> Most of norway is about the same as.... Japan, or New York
[07:31] <Ifrit> It's hot as hell already, these days
[07:32] <catnip> your hot as hell is late winter for us...
[07:32] <Ifrit> hmm
[07:32] <Ifrit> calc 20C in F
[07:32] <cadaver> - 20 degrees Celsius = 68 degrees Fahrenheit
[07:32] <Ifrit> it's at least that most of the day here now
[07:32] <catnip> why are you giving me farehnheit?
[07:33] <catnip> and dollars?
[07:33] <Ifrit> i don't know
[07:33] <catnip> Im from europe
[07:33] <Ifrit> used to do it in this chan, you know
[07:33] <catnip> ehheeheh
[07:33] <catnip> I understand imperial measures as much as you
[07:34] <catnip> its just inflated numbers for a quite simple reading
[07:35] <catnip> brb, work
[07:41] <Ifrit> :)
[07:42] <Osman> G-G-G-G-U....G-G-G-G-G-UNIT
[07:43] <Ifrit> S-S-S-S-SUCK-CK-CKS
[07:43] <mef> .findtroll google unit
[07:44] <Osman> Your Rights Online: MPAA training Dogs to Sniff Out DVDs
[07:45] <mef> welcome to days ago
[07:45] <Ifrit> :?
[07:45] <Osman> ;/
[07:55] <Thuryn> welcome to never going to happen
[08:00] <var> w 63122
[08:00] <cadaver> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 9:5
[08:00] <Thuryn> w
[08:00] <Thuryn> w2
[08:00] <poopy> Thuryn temp 51F/11C; wind West 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:00
[08:00] <Thuryn> var, did i know you lived in kirkwood?
[08:00] <var> yah
[08:01] <var> i been in kirkwood 7 or 8 yrs now
[08:01] <var> maybe u just not seen me say it b4
[08:01] <Thuryn> yeah, but did i already know that and just forgot?
[08:01] <var> possibly
[08:01] <var> i know you livew in columbia
[08:01] <var> teh weed didnt destroy those brain cells
[08:01] <var> haha
[08:01] <Thuryn> ha!
[08:06] <Osman> w Peace River, Alberta
[08:06] <cadaver> Weather for Peace River, Alberta - Updated at 8:00 AM MDT on May 11, 2006 [
[08:08] <GerblNut> wtf.... David Copperfield is coming to down next Thursday
[08:09] <dekkon> w2
[08:09] <poopy> dekkon temp 54.9F/12.7C; wind NNW 5.8mph/9.3kmh; Conditions Light Rain; Sunri
[08:10] <GerblNut> I did not know he was still performing "magic"
[08:11] <dekkon> i performed "magic" on your mother the other night
[08:11] <issuez> w2
[08:11] <poopy> issuez temp 48F/9C; wind SSW 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:47AM; Su
[08:11] <GerblNut> : /
[08:12] <issuez> oh dekkon, your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
[08:12] <dekkon> dont i know it
[08:15] <var> hah
[08:16] <issuez> morning var
[08:16] <var> morning an such
[08:16] <var> hows things
[08:17] <issuez> i havent decided yet, you?
[08:19] <var> yah bout the same
[08:19] <S|mon> dam tesco delivery, the man turns up with all the food and says my cards been
[08:20] <Rjx> opensuse 10.1 final released
[08:21] <S|mon> who cares, i have no food
[08:22] <issuez> eat some cereal
[08:22] <issuez> its good for you
[08:22] <S|mon> actually thats the only thing i have in lol
[08:22] <Twin`> what? did you expect him to leave the food?
[08:23] <Weems|XP> I wish I had food
[08:23] <S|mon> well i just find it annoying he turned up, said my cards been declined and we
[08:23] <S|mon> he could have rang
[08:23] <Weems|XP> you cant have ramen all the time
[08:23] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[08:24] <dekkon> boo fucking hoo
[08:24] <S|mon> :'(
[08:25] <Twin`> what is the law thing
[08:25] <Twin`> theory thingamajig
[08:25] <utopian> Spam Of The Day:
[08:25] <utopian> Your neighbors lost their a]arm-clock.
[08:25] <utopian> Don’t worry, the sounds of y0ur satisfaction from having sex with our new S
[08:25] <utopian> will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you e
[08:25] <Twin`> that says the transistors in an integrated circuit double like every X years
[08:26] <utopian> Twin`: Murphy's Law?
[08:26] <Twin`> Murphy's Law is anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
[08:26] <Twin`> hardly applies in this case.
[08:26] <utopian> sorry moore
[08:26] <utopian> some M guy
[08:26] <utopian> Moore's Law
[08:26] <Twin`> score
[08:28] <Ifrit> double every 18 months
[08:28] <Ifrit> in reality it has been more like 2 years
[08:28] <Ifrit> but it wasn't a bad prediction
[08:28] <Ifrit> it's getting obsolete now though
[08:31] <Twin`> it's for a research paper that is due in like
[08:31] <Twin`> 20 minutes
[08:32] <Twin`> mad procrastination on my part has fucked me
[08:32] <Ifrit> :|
[08:33] <Ifrit> FlaV!
[08:33] <FlaVouR> you know the trouble with you guys?
[08:33] <Ifrit> Yes
[08:33] <FlaVouR> you all live too fucken far away to come down the pub with me
[08:33] <Ifrit> heheh
[08:33] <lxnx`qwxn> hah
[08:33] <FlaVouR> <-- lonely
[08:33] <FlaVouR> :/
[08:33] <lxnx`qwxn> even if I lived close to you I probably couldn't be bothered
[08:33] <FlaVouR> yeah
[08:33] <FlaVouR> I was gonna buy you a pint too
[08:33] <FlaVouR> now you can fuck off
[08:33] <lxnx`qwxn> hey
[08:33] <GerblNut> it's a shame your other imaginary friends don't go drink with you
[08:33] <lxnx`qwxn> you guys ever heard of maddox?
[08:34] <FlaVouR> GerblNut yeah .. odd that
[08:34] <Rjx> who hasn't by now
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> heh yeah
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> damn
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> his site is up to over 150 million hits
[08:34] <Rjx> i'm not really a fan
[08:34] <Rjx> it's pretty cool that he's done well out of it though
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> I've read all of his articles
[08:34] <Rjx> caught the CNN story today
[08:34] <Rjx> about the new book
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> fuck
[08:34] <lxnx`qwxn> god I hate school
[08:35] <lxnx`qwxn> =/
[08:35] <lxnx`qwxn> gotta go in like 3 mintues
[08:35] <FlaVouR> school?
[08:35] <FlaVouR> you too young to drink son
[08:35] <Thuryn> FlaVouR, state-sponsored indoctrination.
[08:35] <lxnx`qwxn> yeah, drink legally
[08:35] <lxnx`qwxn> cough
[08:36] <lxnx`qwxn> I once scratched my balls after eating a whole plate of habanero hotwings
[08:36] <lxnx`qwxn> felt like someone set my pubes on fire
[08:36] <FlaVouR> ouch
[08:36] <FlaVouR> burn burn burn .. the Ring of Fire
[08:36] <lxnx`qwxn> shit I gotta go
[08:36] <lxnx`qwxn> bbl
[08:36] * cadaver grabs lxnx`qwxn
[08:36] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[08:37] <lxnx`qwxn> sorry =(
[08:37] <Kurin> hah
[08:37] <FlaVouR> nice
[08:40] <Thuryn> cadaver talks a good game, but don't forget: it reincarnates.
[08:46] * WorkFrog_ is now known as workfrog
[08:50] * workfrog is now known as WorkFrog_
[08:51] <Osman> wow
[08:51] <Osman> Alot of companies are looking for programmers :/
[08:54] <dekkon> god i love watching jerry springer
[08:54] <dekkon> 2999th show today and 3000th tomorrow
[08:55] <FlaVouR> HA!
[08:55] <FlaVouR> I found a drinking partner!
[08:55] <FlaVouR> HA AHAHAH!!
[08:55] <FlaVouR> dekkon you think they coach the trash he has on the show?
[08:55] <daze> how is jerry springer still makin his show
[08:55] <FlaVouR> or are there REALLY ppl like that in the world and he found the MOTHERLOAD
[08:56] <daze> too bad at the end of the shows they dont have have duels or some kind of show
[08:56] <Osman> lol
[08:57] <Osman> Keep some in a dungeon, and study the species.
[08:57] <FlaVouR> What Trash Gladiators!
[08:57] <Osman> Perhaps then, we will be able to stop this digusting gene pool.
[09:00] <dekkon> i dont care if theyre coached
[09:00] <dekkon> its still funny
[09:00] <Osman> I'm looking at these jobs, and some of these companies keep using * instead o
[09:00] <FlaVouR> I LURVE YOU!! EVEN THO YOU'S MA SISTER!
[09:01] <Osman> I LOVE IT HOW YOU MAKE ME ALL LIKE A DOG ON A LEASH. I LOVE YOU SISTER.
[09:04] <FlaVouR> walk the Line .. Johnny cash was the man
[09:04] <S|mon> http://www.spacegrinder.com/article8.html
[09:05] <FlaVouR> you're fucking kidding me
[09:06] <Osman> lol
[09:06] <Osman> Smell my ripped da vinci code bitch
[09:07] <Osman> Netflix is gonna have alot of bother on this one ~.^
[09:07] <wntd> http://www.ritualistic.com/images/potd/potd060511.jpg
[09:07] <Osman> hat game
[09:07] <jestuh> I AM FUCKING DONE WITH SCHOOL
[09:07] <Osman> what*
[09:07] <jestuh> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[09:07] <FlaVouR> gg jestuh!
[09:07] <Osman> lol
[09:08] <Osman> Graduated?
[09:08] * FlaVouR gives jestuh a GLAD HAT!
[09:08] <FlaVouR> ta
[09:08] <jestuh> graduate on saturday, just finished finals
[09:08] <Osman> What are you going to do now?
[09:08] <FlaVouR> nice
[09:08] <Osman> go to university?
[09:08] <Osman> I'm going to take a year off
[09:08] <Osman> and then go to university to do Computer Science
[09:09] <jestuh> jea just finished up at SIU
[09:09] <jestuh> i need to get a job quickly
[09:09] <Osman> SIU?
[09:09] <jestuh> url SIU
[09:09] <cadaver> - "SIU": http://www.siu.edu/
[09:09] <Ifrit> con-fucking-grats, jes
[09:09] <jestuh> thx!
[09:09] <Osman> nice
[09:09] <Osman> what major?
[09:09] <Ifrit> :D
[09:10] <jestuh> information systems technologies
[09:10] <Osman> cool
[09:10] <Ifrit> <- same here, more or less
[09:10] <Osman> I hoping to be a programming nerd
[09:10] <Ifrit> in an apprenticeship now
[09:10] <jestuh> ;]
[09:11] <Ifrit> Information and communications technologies
[09:11] <Osman> What type of jobs do you get with that?
[09:12] <dekkon> jestuh goes to Bovine University
[09:12] <Ifrit> Osman, none :D
[09:13] <Ifrit> well, i'm planning on going on
[09:13] <Ifrit> but for now it's this
[09:13] <Ifrit> what's with the topic btw?
[09:13] <Ifrit> ;[
[09:16] <Osman> G-G-G-G-U....G-G-G-G-G-UNIT
[09:16] <Osman> lol
[09:17] <Osman> I'm out for now :P
[09:17] <Osman> got a class to go to :/
[09:17] <finn_> G-G-G-G-Get the fuck out
[09:19] <FlaVouR> stuttering freak
[09:20] <finn_> Osman? yeah
[09:35] <Workdug> Available Balance: $2.70
[09:35] <Workdug> !OH
[09:35] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[09:35] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[09:35] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[09:35] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[09:35] <Workdug> within an inch of overdraft charges
[09:37] <bos-> an inch is a few cents
[09:37] <bos-> u were miles
[09:38] <jestuh> haha pen you always live on the edge
[09:39] <Workdug> ;[
[09:39] <bos-> u done with ur final already?>
[09:41] <FlaVouR> through these eyes I've seen the shape of things to come
[09:44] <Workdug> i had to pay rent on wednesday
[09:44] <Workdug> i paid like 2/3 of it
[09:44] <Workdug> and i was going to withdraw everything, but then i decided to leave $50 in
[09:44] <GerblNut> are you spending all your money on hookers again?
[09:45] <Workdug> yes <:(
[09:45] <jestuh> jea bos all done :DDDDDDDDDD
[09:45] <Workdug> hookers that sell me shoes
[09:45] <jestuh> haha
[09:45] <jestuh> and you didn't even get normal shoes
[09:45] <Workdug> i'm going to return one pair
[09:46] <Workdug> the one that is size 8.5
[09:46] <Workdug> because it is way too fucking small
[09:46] <GerblNut> wow, you sound like my wife
[09:46] <GerblNut> and my sister
[09:46] <Rjx> did i miss the line that said <@Workdug> oops i'm pregnant
[09:46] <GerblNut> and female roomate
[09:46] <jestuh> hahaha
[09:47] <GerblNut> no no, it was more like <wife> I took a test.....
[09:47] <GerblNut> but over AIM, not IRC
[09:47] <Rjx> <wife> and you failed
[09:47] <Durandal_> what the fuck
[09:47] <Durandal_> super smash borthers for the wii has SOLID SNAKE
[09:47] <Rjx> haha
[09:47] <GerblNut> followed by <me> oh really? what kind of test?
[09:47] <Rjx> didn't notice that
[09:47] <GerblNut> <wife> pregnancy test <me> ..... and?
[09:48] <Workdug> hahahaha
[09:48] <Rjx> shouldn't that be <soon-to-be-wife>
[09:48] <Rjx> given that the child was concieved out of wedlock
[09:48] <Jimmothy> wtf is a wii
[09:48] <Rjx> url wii
[09:48] <cadaver> - "wii": http://www.wii.gov.in/
[09:48] <Workdug> STAR TREK: TACTICAL ASSAULT is a real-time spaceship combat game for 1 or 2
[09:48] <GerblNut> followed by a pencil falling out of my mouth, and me having go to work on
[09:49] <Rjx> that'll be a great story to tell the grandkids
[09:49] <Workdug> Welcome Nintendo's E3 2006 Online Press Kit
[09:49] <Durandal_> the wii is the new name for the nintendo revolution
[09:49] <Workdug> wevolution
[09:49] <Jimmothy> sounds like bollocks
[09:49] <Durandal_> halo 3 trailer looks awesome
[09:50] <GerblNut> the best part is daddy's super sperm since she was on the pill and had end
[09:50] <Jimmothy> i bet you could spunk through a bulletproof vest
[09:50] <Workdug> sounds like mommy's super ovaries
[09:50] <Jimmothy> i bet theres a market for that
[09:50] <Jimmothy> super spunk/snuff market
[09:51] <GerblNut> my sperm could eat a hole straight through titanium in a 24 minute period
[09:51] <Workdug> LOS ANGELES, May 9, 2006 – For more than 20 years, video game players hav
[09:51] <Workdug> What drives this phenomenon? A remarkable controller and games that enhance
[09:51] <Workdug> “The Wii console gives every game developer a tool to create new experien
[09:52] <Jimmothy> so thats saying all the times i jumped on the bed while playing sonic migh
[09:54] <Workdug> yeah, your chances of getting someone pregnant are a lot lower
[09:54] <GerblNut> heh :)
[09:55] <jestuh> http://edition.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/05/10/badboy.books.ap/index.html
[09:55] <FlaVouR> when are they gonna bring out a sex suit of consoles .. like a total emersi
[09:55] <jestuh> maddox makes it big and now he must be too good for efnet
[09:55] <jestuh> maddox No such nick/channel
[09:55] <jestuh> ;[
[09:55] <FlaVouR> THAT shit would sell
[09:55] <Rjx> haha
[09:55] <Rjx> i don't know how many people remember when maddox submitted some really shitty
[09:55] <FlaVouR> but thy'd have to make the suites in XXL and up
[09:55] <Rjx> so |Chris emailed him to tell him to cut it out
[09:55] <jestuh> he has some good ones too though
[09:56] <Rjx> yeah
[09:56] <Rjx> |Chris got an email back along the lines of "well sorry, i thought they were fu
[09:56] <Rjx> he used to have it online
[09:57] <jestuh> haha most people make that mistake
[09:57] <jestuh> inside jokes or have to know the people
[09:57] <Rjx> yeah
[09:57] <jestuh> i've talked to maddox on efnet a bit
[09:57] <Rjx> maddox was pretty polite about it, considering the email |Chris sent definately
[09:57] <Rjx> ah i've never run into him
[09:57] <jestuh> hahaha
[09:58] <jestuh> his site is a great litmus test to see if girls have a good sense of humor
[09:58] <Rjx> i've never been a huge fan of maddox's writing
[09:58] <jestuh> so i thanked him for his site getting me some phone numbers ;x
[09:58] <Workdug> i agree
[09:58] <Rjx> and i had a huge bias against him for a long time because it seemed most of his
[09:58] <Workdug> i smiled a few times
[09:58] <jestuh> haha like my hatred of SA cause of fagets
[09:58] <Workdug> but most of it is pretty boring
[09:58] <Rjx> yeah
[09:59] <Rjx> i do admire the fact that he hasn't stuck any ads on the pages
[09:59] <Workdug> yes
[09:59] <Rjx> and it's pretty great to see someone who is doing something entirely net-based
[09:59] <Workdug> but i'm sure he gets something from xmission
[09:59] <Rjx> without poisoning their own work
[09:59] <Workdug> yes
[09:59] <Rjx> so i'll keep the verbal abuse at a minimal level
[10:00] <jestuh> For a guy who runs a manly man's Web site, he's just what you'd imagine him
[10:00] <jestuh> i think cnn just called him fat
[10:00] <Rjx> also any folks here who have written shell scripts in perl?
[10:00] <Rjx> hahah
[10:00] <Durandal_> jestuh when did you start hating something awful
[10:00] <jestuh> i always have
[10:00] <Rjx> he always has
[10:00] <Durandal_> oh ok
[10:00] <jestuh> :D
[10:00] <Workdug> btw, i am a fag now
[10:01] <daze> Dave Chappelle is still explaining to his wife why he left his Comedy Central
[10:01] <Workdug> i gave sa $10 and joined ;[
[10:01] <daze> wtf i never knew he cancelled the new season!!
[10:01] <Durandal_> yeah you guys can blame me for that
[10:01] <Durandal_> i was the first to get an account
[10:01] <dekkon> ;[
[10:01] <Workdug> i've already come out of the closet to jester, but this is my public coming
[10:01] <Durandal_> then snow joined
[10:01] <Durandal_> then i bought tim an account
[10:01] <Rjx> Durandal_: what's your join date?
[10:01] <Durandal_> dec 8 2003
[10:01] <Rjx> damn
[10:01] <Rjx> jan '04 here ;[
[10:01] <dekkon> 14aug04 here ;[
[10:01] <Workdug> rjx is a fag too? ;[
[10:01] <Rjx> off by a month
[10:02] <Workdug> fagoon *
[10:02] <Durandal_> being an 03 has it's perks ;]
[10:02] <Rjx> yeah a friend of mine was obsessed with the SA forums for ages
[10:02] <Rjx> and for my birthday he bought me an account
[10:02] <Durandal_> i used to be obsessed
[10:02] <Durandal_> now it's a source of information
[10:02] <Rjx> i didn't use it much until people in here started getting accounts and posting
[10:03] <Durandal_> if i want more in depth information on a topic i go to the sa forums
[10:03] <jestuh> ok brb i promised xbox time after roommate was done with finals
[10:03] <Rjx> how do you locate the information
[10:03] <jestuh> afk
[10:03] <Durandal_> and i usually get some pretty good stuff along with some hilarious commen
[10:03] <jmx> fuck gay forums that charge
[10:03] <Durandal_> like when all the immigrants walked out on may 1st
[10:03] <Rjx> that seems to be the general attitude jmx
[10:03] <Rjx> i don't understand it
[10:03] <Rjx> i mean $10 for a fuckload of entertainment (that's what you're paying for)
[10:03] <Durandal_> one guy posted "you mean to tell me that all the mexicans are going to wa
[10:03] <S|mon> i like the strictness of sa
[10:03] <Rjx> is quite a deal
[10:04] <jmx> lol i dont post on forums that are free why would i pay $10 for one
[10:04] <Rjx> nevermind
[10:04] <Durandal_> yeah if you don't use forums in the first place sa doesn't want you
[10:04] <jmx> maybe it'd be good i dont know, i could never bring myself to pay for it
[10:04] <Rjx> no perl gurus here then?
[10:05] <Workdug> Rjx: what is the question?
[10:05] <Durandal_> i know chris used to hate sa and he probably still does
[10:05] <Rjx> how should i be reading from STDIN when the info being piped is from tail -f
[10:05] <jmx> i used to use forums, just not for a few years
[10:05] <Rjx> Durandal_: pipe chris?
[10:06] <Rjx> didn't he go to gooncon
[10:07] <Workdug> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/4485/dcpo6up.png @anon
[10:07] <Workdug> Rjx: i believe there's like $
[10:08] <Rjx> right now i'm doing while (<STDIN>) { code }
[10:08] <Workdug> yeah, that's pretty much it
[10:08] <Rjx> but it seems to only do anything after 10 lines of input or so
[10:11] <Ifrit> Ducks don't have any thumbs!
[10:12] <jonathans> http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=05102006
[10:14] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:18] <Workdug> url cvs
[10:18] <cadaver> - "cvs": http://www.cvs.com/
[10:18] <dekkon> i just got a call from paypal
[10:18] <GerblNut> are they freezing your assets?
[10:18] <dekkon> asking me about what im selling to have money transferred in/out of my accou
[10:18] <dekkon> negative
[10:18] <dekkon> i told them i sold a laptop
[10:19] <Workdug> wtf
[10:19] <GerblNut> how nice of them
[10:19] <dekkon> i know ;[
[10:19] <dekkon> she was really nice
[10:19] <dekkon> i told her i sold some stuff on an internet forum
[10:19] <Rjx> haha
[10:19] <dekkon> SOMETHINGAWFUL
[10:20] <dekkon> she was like oh...
[10:20] <GerblNut> you should have told her you were selling babies on the black market
[10:20] <dekkon> hindsight is 20/20
[10:20] <Ifrit> They are doin anything they can to get their users money
[10:21] <Rjx> you should've said you sold your tommorrow and asked if you could share hers
[10:21] <Ifrit> oops, "freeze and suspend"
[10:21] <Ifrit> GerblNut, black babies on the market square?
[10:21] <GerblNut> that is why you ask us about each thing that happens to you through out th
[10:22] <Ifrit> God, I love Sonic music
[10:22] <dekkon> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12734870/from/RSS/
[10:22] <GerblNut> so who wants to sell me an awesome, tiny laptop for cheap?
[10:22] <Ifrit> Jesus Christ, GerblNut
[10:23] <Rjx> finally, managed to get it working
[10:23] <Rjx> the problem was grep
[10:23] <Ifrit> bah
[10:23] * Rjx crosses "write a simple port-knocking implementation" off his list of today's tasks
[10:23] <Ifrit> heheh
[10:24] <GerblNut> whats left on your list?
[10:24] <Jimmothy> port knocking?
[10:25] <Rjx> grab backups off a machine that is going to be formatted, burn a windows XP CD,
[10:25] <Jimmothy> can that script make me some toast and wake me up too?
[10:25] <GerblNut> I'm working on a wakeup script
[10:25] <GerblNut> well, wakeup call script
[10:26] <Jimmothy> no, i want to be violently shoved and have water poured on me if needed
[10:26] <Jimmothy> plus bonus teddy thrown at me if i snore
[10:26] <GerblNut> well sure, gimme your address and a set of house keys
[10:26] <Rjx> sounds like you need a girlfriend
[10:26] <GerblNut> that can be arranged
[10:26] <Ifrit> yep
[10:26] <Jimmothy> i do
[10:27] <Jimmothy> getting woken with a teddy sucked
[10:27] <Rjx> which reminds me
[10:27] <Jimmothy> aparantly i had my arms raised and i was making weird noise
[10:27] <Jimmothy> then bam, teddy in face and lip bar in gums
[10:27] <Rjx> who threw a teddy at you?
[10:27] <Jimmothy> a friend
[10:27] <Jimmothy> she wasnt even sleeping in the same room
[10:28] <GerblNut> it's far better to get woken up by a woman wearing a teddy
[10:28] <Jimmothy> she had a bertie basset promo tshirt on
[10:28] <Ifrit> once i was woken up by the sound of myself moaning
[10:28] <Ifrit> well, not moaning, but sighing on exhale
[10:28] <Jimmothy> ive woken up by the sound of myself coughing
[10:28] <Jimmothy> sneezing too
[10:28] <Ifrit> heh
[10:29] <Jimmothy> i sneexed so much this afternoon
[10:29] <Rjx> i've woken up choking
[10:29] <Ifrit> i sneezed about 4-5 times
[10:29] <Ifrit> Rjx, that too
[10:29] <Rjx> once on my tongue, once on a pillow
[10:29] <Jimmothy> not even 10 seconds between each sneeze, my eyes were watering like mad an
[10:29] <Rjx> and once on my own saliva
[10:29] <Jimmothy> its not a huge marshmellow
[10:30] <Ifrit> I'm sensing that i'm gonna go get my Loratadin soon
[10:30] <Ifrit> gonna have to*
[10:30] <Rjx> is that a D&D thing
[10:30] <Ifrit> Allergy meds
[10:30] <Rjx> so yes then
[10:30] <Ifrit> :D
[10:31] <Ifrit> yeah, i should go get a new prescription for some tarrasque pills as well
[10:32] <mef> holla http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sikh_wearing_turban.jpg
[10:32] <Ifrit> i don't know man.. sitting watching a Sonic II speedrun while waiting for my
[10:33] <Ifrit> I can get easily distracted sometimes
[10:33] <Ifrit> </political correctness>
[10:34] <Ifrit> wow, a genuine sandnigger towelhead
[10:34] <Ifrit> Wonder how much money he has
[10:34] <Ifrit> by the looks of it he's bathing in oil
[10:34] <Ifrit> <political correctness>
[10:34] <dekkon> who wants to call a phone number and try to see who it is
[10:35] <Ifrit> Can I call it up, trans-atlantic collect call?
[10:35] <dekkon> i dont care
[10:35] <Ifrit> :D
[10:36] <dekkon> ;[
[10:37] <tomtoot> success
[10:37] <tomtoot> dynamic irssi config generator <3
[10:38] <tomtoot> means you can specify any shit from the irssi config file on the commandlin
[10:38] <jestuh> I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:38] <jestuh> ;[
[10:38] <tomtoot> nick/user/etc.
[10:38] <mef> realx
[10:38] <tomtoot> or in this case, proxy_addr and proxy_port
[10:39] <dekkon> who the fuck are you
[10:39] <Rjx> was me
[10:39] <dekkon> oh
[10:40] <dekkonohh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[10:40] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:40] <Rjx> i've been trying to write a more effective proxy checker
[10:41] <Rjx> seems like EFnet's aren't optimal, although that's pretty understandable
[10:41] <Rjx> open proxy checker, that is
[10:41] <dekkon> uploading greatest ringtone ever
[10:43] <kitchen> proof that nobody gives a fuck about janet jackson: http://www.google.com/t
[10:43] <dekkon> www.youareadopted.com/ringtones/goulet.mp3
[10:45] <Ifrit> http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9822/norwaytrend3fh.jpg
[10:45] <dekkon> say no to .no
[10:45] <kitchen> haha
[10:45] <kitchen> just say .no
[10:45] <geck> haha
[10:45] <sili> Cincinnati United States = titties search capital of the world
[10:46] <kitchen> irvine is the pussy saerch capital of the world
[10:46] <kitchen> http://www.google.com/trends?q=pussy&ctab=0&date=all&geo=all
[10:50] <jestuh> you creepy norgs
[10:53] <GerblNut> amazingly, south africa searches for more pussy then the us
[10:54] <jestuh> haha
[10:55] <dekkon> jestuh you seem to be behind in sadhat updates ;[
[10:56] <dekkon> nm
[11:02] <Osman> hmm
[11:03] <jestuh> hehe dekkon it's finals week
[11:03] <jestuh> you inconsiderate fuck
[11:03] <jestuh> been catching up right now so keep refreshing
[11:03] <jestuh> :D
[11:03] <dekkon> NO EXCUSE MISTER
[11:03] <GerblNut> so you done with finals jestuh?
[11:03] <jestuh> jea finished up 2 hours ago :DD
[11:04] <Osman> lol
[11:04] <GerblNut> now what are the plans for the rest of your life?
[11:04] <Osman> IRC'ing
[11:04] <jestuh> at&t is supposed to call me back today
[11:04] <dekkon> results: you failed
[11:04] <GerblNut> :(
[11:04] <Osman> lol
[11:04] <jestuh> if that doesn't work i go job hunting in the city starting monday
[11:04] <jestuh> ;]
[11:04] <Rjx> jestuh: you're getting a phoneline?
[11:04] <Osman> What kind of job at at&t?
[11:05] <jestuh> haha rjx
[11:05] <jestuh> THX@$#%@#$%@#
[11:05] <jestuh> associate analyst
[11:05] <GerblNut> you will hate yourself everyday when you get home from work if you go work
[11:05] <jestuh> hahaha
[11:05] <Osman> Discounts on phone bill? :P
[11:05] <jestuh> their program is perfect for me though
[11:05] <jestuh> but any other place would prolly pay a bit more
[11:05] <dekkon> TorPark = <3
[11:06] <jestuh> one friend invited me to work at his tiny company that would prolly pay a lo
[11:06] <jestuh> torpark is kinda old but i relinked anyway ;x
[11:06] <dekkon> its still awesome
[11:06] <jestuh> indeed
[11:14] * pith is now known as pith|afk
[11:18] <Osman> What's the definition of "indubitibly?" I tried google, I got no luck on ther
[11:18] <Osman> People keep fucking using that word in a retarded voice.
[11:19] <dekkon> url dictionary.com
[11:19] <cadaver> - "dictionary.com": http://dictionary.reference.com/
[11:19] <dekkon> OH SNAP
[11:19] <jestuh> yeah you spelled it wrong
[11:19] <jestuh> indubitably*
[11:20] <dekkon> http://www.answers.com/topic/indubitably
[11:20] <jestuh> Too apparent to be doubted; unquestionable.
[11:20] <jestuh> people say it in shitty english accents
[11:20] <jestuh> from some old movie i forget the name of
[11:21] <jestuh> OK DEKKON ALL LINKS APPROVED
[11:21] <jestuh> www.sadhat.com
[11:22] <dekkon> THANK YOU SIR
[11:22] <jestuh> ;]
[11:23] <Osman> rofl@the sad hat
[11:23] <Osman> :/
[11:23] <Osman> That's a nice emoticon
[11:25] <timmo> crap
[11:25] <dekkon> jestuh owns the copyright on <=[ and ;[
[11:25] <timmo> i forgot to upload the new sufjan stevens album to the hub;[
[11:25] <timmo> dekkon, heads up if you like sufjan stevens
[11:25] <timmo> the place with the thing
[11:25] <timmo> has his new album
[11:25] <dekkon> word sir
[11:25] <Durandal_> hey timmo
[11:26] <timmo> i thought you were dead
[11:26] <Durandal_> ever heard of the following bands
[11:26] <terminal> !jestuh
[11:26] <cadaver> ;[
[11:26] <Durandal_> fallout boy
[11:26] <Durandal_> or simple plan
[11:26] <terminal> Durandal_: fag
[11:26] <timmo> dude, of course i have
[11:26] <Durandal_> because they both suck
[11:26] <Durandal_> yeah
[11:26] <timmo> yeah
[11:26] <terminal> oh ok
[11:26] <Osman> :/
[11:26] * terminal takes back his fag statement
[11:26] <Durandal_> because they did grad night at disney world
[11:26] <jestuh> ;[
[11:26] <Durandal_> and i had to work that shit
[11:26] <Osman> Simple Plan's songs always sound the same
[11:26] <Osman> all the sad songs sound the same
[11:26] <Durandal_> that was last week
[11:26] <Durandal_> god they were horrible
[11:26] <Osman> all the "shut up shut up" like songs
[11:27] <timmo> heres a fun thing to try and do
[11:27] <Durandal_> there was this one chick named fefe dobson
[11:27] <Durandal_> HORRIBLE
[11:27] <timmo> find music on my computer
[11:27] <timmo> to load my dads mp3 player with
[11:27] <Durandal_> although simple plan did some cover of a snoop dog song
[11:27] <Durandal_> that one pop it like its hot song
[11:27] <Durandal_> that was funny
[11:27] <dekkon> did you enjoy being around all the prepubescent 12yr old girls
[11:27] <Osman> :/
[11:27] <Durandal_> no they were 18 year olds dekkon
[11:27] <Osman> "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I DONT WANNA HEAR YO-DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT"
[11:27] <jestuh> timmo imma upload a song for his mp3 player to the hub
[11:28] <timmo> hah what is it
[11:28] <jestuh> YOU SHALL SEE
[11:28] <jestuh> fuck hub still fucked or should i use another domain? ;[
[11:28] <timmo> im loading shit like
[11:28] <timmo> blues bros. - theme from rawhide
[11:28] <timmo> :x
[11:28] <timmo> hub should be good
[11:28] <jestuh> ah there it does
[11:29] <Osman> Brb, switchimg computers.
[11:29] <Osman> switching*
[11:29] <Durandal_> so during grad night i had restroom detail
[11:29] <Durandal_> i found half a dozen pairs of pants in my stalls one night
[11:30] <Durandal_> i don't know why these kids would leave their pants in the stalls
[11:30] <Durandal_> they were perfectly good pairs of pants!
[11:30] <Durandal_> last saturday there were about 4 or 5 fights
[11:30] <jestuh> OK TIMMO UPLOADING
[11:31] <timmo> WAHT IS IT
[11:31] <Durandal_> in adventureland, at the karaoke stage, some kids started fighting
[11:31] <jestuh> < 1m left
[11:31] <Wabbit98> Durandal_, did the pants have blood on them?
[11:31] <shitfish> well helloooooooooow
[11:31] <Durandal_> and one kid grabbed a chair from the adventureland veranda and smashed it
[11:31] <jestuh> hi
[11:31] <Wabbit98> ouch
[11:31] <jestuh> OK TIMMO
[11:31] <Durandal_> then when she was on the ground bleeding he started kicking in her head
[11:31] <jestuh> GO DOWNLOAD NOW
[11:31] <shitfish> fellow cyberspace freaks
[11:31] <jestuh> only 2mb
[11:31] <jestuh> hub\music
[11:31] <jestuh> all the way at the bottom
[11:31] <jestuh> single track
[11:32] <timmo> dude
[11:32] <timmo> youre breaking hub protocal
[11:32] <timmo> ;[
[11:32] <timmo> single songs go in
[11:32] <timmo> music\single songs to listen to\
[11:32] <jestuh> ohhhh
[11:32] <jestuh> i'm a single track newbie
[11:32] <jestuh> <album whore
[11:32] <jestuh> ;[
[11:32] <timmo> ;[
[11:32] <shitfish> i finally have 56k
[11:32] <shitfish> hooray
[11:33] <jestuh> good job
[11:33] <jestuh> timmo you d/ling yet?!
[11:33] <timmo> haha ya
[11:33] <jestuh> :DD
[11:34] <GerblNut> good lord i'm so freakin bored :(
[11:34] <jestuh> i d/led 12 copies to find the best
[11:34] <shitfish> if you're bored
[11:34] <shitfish> pron !
[11:35] <GerblNut> i'm at work
[11:35] <GerblNut> no pron
[11:35] <GerblNut> but i have nothing to do today
[11:35] <shitfish> you should do some prank calls
[11:36] <shitfish> how can you have nothing to do?
[11:36] <shitfish> what kinda job ,
[11:36] <shitfish> ?
[11:37] <Osman> G-G-G-G-U... G-G-G-G-G-UNIT
[11:37] <Durandal_> yeah be glad you have a job that allows you to use irc
[11:37] <shitfish> gunit ?
[11:37] <Osman> that brain keeps sasying that 24/7 now :/
[11:37] <Durandal_> and the internet
[11:37] <Osman> my*
[11:38] <Durandal_> and lets you get paid to sit down
[11:38] <Osman> lol
[11:38] <GerblNut> oh i'm very happy about my job
[11:38] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> and when she sat down she realised i had an erection,
[11:38] <shitfish> i have irc at work
[11:38] <GerblNut> just bored at the current moment
[11:38] <shitfish> i haxored tha network
[11:38] <Osman> Become a professional IRC programmer.
[11:38] <Durandal_> work 14 hours standing up the entire time on concrete in 96 degree weathe
[11:38] <GerblNut> it's a shame you aren't around here still durandal, i'm about to have to t
[11:38] <Durandal_> answering stupid questions like what time is the 3 oclock parade
[11:39] <shitfish> lol
[11:39] <Durandal_> and putting up with incompetent management who lie through their teeth an
[11:39] <jestuh> timmo: final got around to listening to that ed gein track
[11:39] <jestuh> it's good shit
[11:39] <timmo> haha yeah it is
[11:39] <Rjx> i'm sure you can find a desk job at disneyland
[11:39] <Durandal_> yeah if i had a degree rjx
[11:39] <jestuh> you hub the whole thing yet?
[11:39] <Durandal_> unfortunately i don't
[11:39] <Rjx> get one
[11:39] <timmo> my girlfriend is working in the backroom tomorrow, and the faggots back there
[11:39] <Durandal_> also get this
[11:40] <timmo> so im making her a cd full of stuff like that
[11:40] <timmo> to blast
[11:40] <timmo> not yet jestuh
[11:40] <Osman> Durandal_ what if your company hired IRC spies to monitor your conversations?
[11:40] <jestuh> awesome
[11:40] <Rjx> do distance learning shit
[11:40] <Osman> :P
[11:40] <jestuh> aight put it on your request-to-upload-list
[11:40] <mef> paging DigDug
[11:40] <Durandal_> word on the street is that custodial management is handing out reprimands
[11:40] <jestuh> my friend in the air force would always get pissed at all the hip hop people
[11:40] <jestuh> so i made him a GWAR best-of cd
[11:40] <Osman> lol
[11:40] <jestuh> he won the war of music
[11:40] <Durandal_> sif you get a performance reprimand you can't transfer for a year
[11:40] <Osman> "word on the street"
[11:41] <Osman> you mean "word on the cubicals"
[11:41] <Osman> :p
[11:41] <jestuh> he said their reactions were great
[11:41] <GerblNut> he means "word on the yellow brick road"
[11:41] <Durandal_> no i mean street in a literal sense
[11:41] <Rjx> hahah
[11:41] <shitfish> if there was a war of music
[11:41] <Durandal_> since i work on main street usa
[11:41] <timmo> gwar isnt even bad though
[11:41] <shitfish> hip hop wouldn't even be competing
[11:41] <Osman> meh
[11:41] <mef> anyone gots hax0red slickedit 11
[11:41] <shitfish> cause it aint music
[11:41] <Osman> I
[11:41] <Osman> hip and-a hop
[11:41] <Durandal_> anyway
[11:42] <jestuh> gwar is great to shock lyrically
[11:42] <Durandal_> we have 80 part time/seasonal positions that need to be filled right now
[11:42] <timmo> party hard!
[11:42] <jestuh> not just shock of music
[11:42] <Durandal_> and 30 full time positions
[11:42] <Osman> As what?
[11:42] <shitfish> fancy a pint ?
[11:42] <shitfish> anyone ?
[11:43] <Durandal_> and universal just upped their starting rates to $7.25 and universal's in
[11:43] <Durandal_> disney pays $6.90
[11:43] <Durandal_> and disney benefits start 90 days after you are hired
[11:43] <Osman> What do you do at disney?
[11:44] <Durandal_> so now disney is upping their rate to $7.25
[11:44] <GerblNut> he does Snow White
[11:44] <Durandal_> but sinc ei was hired before that i'll stay at $6.90
[11:44] <Osman> word?
[11:44] <Osman> lol
[11:44] <GerblNut> quit and reapply
[11:44] <Osman> I betcha they're probably going to have a "Da Vinci Code" theme park.
[11:44] <Durandal_> i've considered that
[11:44] <maru> Get a damn union
[11:45] <GerblNut> quitting jumped me up two dollars, then threatening to quit a year later b
[11:45] <Durandal_> i have a damn union maru
[11:45] <Durandal_> but whenever the union files a grievance disney drags their ass
[11:46] <maru> fun
[11:46] <Durandal_> we were supposed to get line bids back in january for this year
[11:46] <Durandal_> to pick out our location an hours based on seniority
[11:46] <maru> then go apply at staples or something, work indoors for the same kind of pay
[11:46] <Osman> Ya
[11:46] <Durandal_> but disney fucked it up and broke the contract
[11:46] <Osman> relax and be with the computers.
[11:46] <Durandal_> that was in january
[11:46] <shitfish> keep your computers close
[11:47] <Durandal_> now we are in may and we are just getting bids for the summer
[11:47] <Osman> bids on what?
[11:47] <Osman> auctions for jobs? lol
[11:47] <Durandal_> yeah this tech who works with my mother's employer just started his own r
[11:47] <shitfish> jobs for sale
[11:47] <Durandal_> and he needs techs
[11:48] <Osman> Why don't you work with him?
[11:48] <Osman> Be free with your nerdy self :P
[11:48] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[11:48] <maru> Free the geek inside
[11:48] <Durandal_> my mom told him how i fished a broken tv out of the trash (the cable conn
[11:48] <Osman> Ya
[11:49] <Durandal_> there are reasons
[11:49] <Osman> I'm black, and a geek 8>
[11:49] <Durandal_> stuff needs to be taken care of first before i can work with him
[11:49] <Durandal_> fuck texas gerbil
[11:49] <Osman> but, I hide it when im in the str33ts
[11:49] <Durandal_> i'm never going back to corpus ever
[11:49] <maru> BLACKUNERD!
[11:49] <Osman> lol
[11:50] <maru> It's like Blackula, only less vampire, more nerd.
[11:50] <GerblNut> can't say i blame ya
[11:50] <Osman> Remote Desktop Connection is a pain in the ass.
[11:50] <Osman> NEVER EVER does it actually send files to my email.
[11:50] <Osman> ;/
[11:50] <shitfish> then you haven't been proper assfucked
[11:50] <jestuh> BLOW MY WHISTLE BITCH
[11:50] <jestuh> it's now dance party central up in here
[11:51] <shitfish> i wonder
[11:51] <jestuh> for the next 5 tracks
[11:51] <shitfish> if jesus would be on irc
[11:51] <shitfish> what would his nick be ?
[11:51] <timmo> "malt liquor tastes better when youve got problems"
[11:52] <shitfish> i don't like liquor
[11:52] <shitfish> its unreasonable
[11:52] * dougmoney [212-kaskade-steppin_out_lounge_mix-hlsmp3.mp3] :: [03:48]
[11:52] <maru> probably hayzus33
[11:52] <shitfish> haha
[11:52] <shitfish> funny
[11:52] <jestuh> doug no scripts in here plz
[11:53] <swight> The Pentagon’s top weapons buyer has endorsed a plan that could lead to a mu
[11:53] <swight> what the FUCK are they thinking?
[11:54] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12728362/
[11:54] <jestuh> STAR WARZ
[11:55] <shitfish> they saw mars attack
[11:55] <shitfish> and thought
[11:55] <shitfish> we'll fight them over there
[11:55] <maru> Intelligent defense decisions haven't been a strong point of your current admi
[11:55] <shitfish> so we don't have to fight em here
[11:55] <swight> UCLA researchers discovered how an experimental drug, called Ro15-4513, bind
[11:56] <swight> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2006/05/060510192138.htm
[11:56] <swight> drink drink drink, then drink one more and sober up, nice :)
[11:56] <jestuh> yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:56] <shitfish> fight fire with fire
[11:56] <maru> whhhhat?
[11:56] <shitfish> brilliant
[11:56] <maru> an anti-krunked drug?
[11:56] <Rjx> slam-dunk the krunk
[11:57] <swight> drive, drink, get loaded, take a pill, get sober, drive home.
[11:57] <maru> "Yes, i'll have 3 drinks and a sober"
[11:57] <shitfish> that's stupid
[11:57] <shitfish> if you drink alcohol you do it to get drunk
[11:57] <shitfish> why undo it ?
[11:57] <maru> To drive home?
[11:57] <swight> sorry, the opinion of someone named "shitfish" doesn't count.
[11:58] <shitfish> where the fun in that ?
[11:58] <swight> The fun is having a car and not killing people.
[11:58] <maru> THE FUN COMES WHEN YOU DON'T GET TOSSED IN THE SLAMMER, AND GET FORCED TO TOSS
[11:58] <swight> maru also has a good point
[11:58] <maru> Of course, if you enjoy tossing the salad, that would explain alot of things
[11:59] <dekkon> maru knows from experience
[11:59] <swight> his name IS shitfish, maybe he likes fishing for shit
[11:59] <timmo> [12:56] [swight] UCLA researchers discovered how an experimental drug, called
[11:59] <timmo> whats the point in drinking
[11:59] <timmo> if not to get drunk?
[11:59] <maru> IT TAKES MANY MENTOS TO OVERCOME THE TASTE OF SHIT
[11:59] <shitfish> lol
[11:59] <swight> no, you get drunk, THEN get sober timmo
[11:59] <swight> when you need to
[11:59] <maru> Well, you get drunk, you have your fun, you sober and drive home while leaving
[12:00] <swight> and a roofie collada
[12:00] <timmo> well i would imagine
[12:00] <timmo> it words more like '
[12:00] <timmo> you take it before and it keeps you from getting drunk
[12:00] <timmo> rather than taking it during
[12:00] <timmo> and it sobering you up
[12:00] <Osman> cool
[12:00] <swight> read the full article
[12:00] <dekkon> didnt the russians have some drug like that
[12:00] <dekkon> during the cold war
[12:00] <maru> I wonder if you took that, and didn't touch alchol
[12:00] <dekkon> so they could drink with the enemy
[12:00] <dekkon> and not get drunk
[12:00] <timmo> supposidly the kgb did
[12:00] <Osman> lol
[12:00] <dekkon> then get the needed info
[12:00] <shitfish> i think you could get to drunk so you'll forget to take the drug
[12:00] <timmo> also
[12:00] <maru> if you would go somewhere beyond sober
[12:00] <shitfish> or just can't find it
[12:00] <timmo> cia diplomats are trained on how to drink
[12:00] <Osman> maybe if you took it and didn't have any alcohol
[12:00] <timmo> without getting drunk
[12:01] <finn_> no maru
[12:01] <timmo> for many reasons
[12:01] <Osman> it'd be like ridilin
[12:01] <Osman> ;/
[12:01] <maru> To the point that you'd need 3 drinks in you just to be normal
[12:01] <shitfish> i would never take it anyway
[12:01] <shitfish> i never take drugs
[12:01] <shitfish> never did
[12:01] <shitfish> never will
[12:01] <Osman> WELL YOU FISH FOR SHIT, IM GUESSING YOU WOULD THEN
[12:01] <Osman> j/k
[12:01] <Osman> brb
[12:02] * shitfish is now known as PrettyFis
[12:02] <PrettyFis> +h
[12:02] <swight> UCLA researchers also suggest in the future that it may be possible to harn
[12:02] <maru> now we know he's gay
[12:02] <swight> what's up (or down as the case may be) with the Dow today?
[12:02] <PrettyFis> or a narcissist
[12:03] <Osman> lol
[12:03] <Osman> Invested on Dow?
[12:03] <swight> holy fuck, oil went up over a buck today
[12:03] * PrettyFis is now known as SmartFish
[12:03] <swight> too late, you are forever shitfish
[12:03] <SmartFish> whatever
[12:03] * SmartFish is now known as shitfish
[12:04] <Osman> whats the command for currency check on the bot?
[12:05] <Osman> :/
[12:05] <Osman> the canadian dollar is at 91 cents now.
[12:05] <swight> !calc 1 USD in CAD
[12:05] <Osman> 1.09 american
[12:05] <Osman> ;/
[12:05] <swight> !calc 1USD in CAD
[12:05] <swight> calc 1USD in CAD
[12:06] <cadaver> - 1 U.S. dollar = 1.10030005 Canadian dollars
[12:06] <swight> calc 1CAD in USD
[12:06] <cadaver> - 1 Canadian dollar = 0.908843 U.S. dollars
[12:06] <Osman> we're catching up ;x
[12:06] <Osman> I just want it to be at a dollar then by a 360
[12:06] <Osman> I wouldn't give a shit afterwards
[12:08] <maru> supposed to be equal by 2008
[12:09] <Osman> meh
[12:12] <GerblNut> anyone seen XP after a fresh install not open links that are clicked on in
[12:13] <finn_> anyone who's not surprised?
[12:13] <jestuh> hmm i haven't had a fresh install since 01 ;x
[12:13] <Osman> lol
[12:13] <GerblNut> I'm surprised because of the 100+ installs i've done, thats the first time
[12:14] <GerblNut> so why don't we stop the windows bashing and be useful?
[12:14] <Osman> lol
[12:14] <Osman> what's the condition on the CD?
[12:14] <Osman> I remember after like my 50 installsion
[12:14] <GerblNut> brand new, used maybe three times, all perfect installs
[12:14] <Osman> took me forever to actually get it to install
[12:14] <Osman> kept erorring out
[12:15] <Osman> Then I pulled off a nintendo, and blew into the drive :/
[12:17] <Osman> ;/
[12:17] <Osman> Is someone packeting him? lol
[12:18] <GerblNut> he's on dialup
[12:18] <ScumFrog> w2
[12:18] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 68F/20C; wind NE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:16AMBST
[12:18] <Osman> Blah
[12:18] <Osman> w2
[12:19] <poopy> Osman more then one result
[12:19] <Osman> ;x
[12:19] <Osman> what's w2?
[12:20] <lxnx`qwxn> wha im back
[12:20] <Osman> w Peace River
[12:20] <cadaver> Weather for Peace River, Alberta - Updated at 1:00 PM MDT on May 11, 2006 [
[12:20] <lxnx`qwxn> stupid thing disconnected me
[12:23] <Osman> w2 peace river
[12:23] <poopy> Osman temp 63F/17C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 5:43AM
[12:23] <Osman> w2
[12:23] <poopy> Osman temp 63F/17C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 5:43AM
[12:23] <Osman> mmm
[12:24] <Osman> yay
[12:24] <timmo> w2
[12:24] <poopy> timmo temp 64F/18C; wind SSW 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 6
[12:25] <Osman> shitfish, are you going to stay alive this time?
[12:28] <Osman> hmm
[12:51] <Osman> :/
[12:52] <Osman> Is everyone jerking off or something :x
[12:52] <Jimmothy> where hoping youll go away
[12:52] <Jimmothy> were
[12:52] <brad-> w2
[12:52] <poopy> brad- temp 68.2F/20.1C; wind SSE 2.7mph/4.3kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sun
[12:52] <Osman> lol
[12:52] <Jimmothy> i used to know a kid called usman
[12:52] <Osman> It's hard finding a good 240SX
[12:56] <devil``> w2
[12:56] <poopy> devil`` temp 55.0F/12.8C; wind WNW 17.4mph/28.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunr
[12:56] <terminal> http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
[12:56] <terminal> hah
[12:59] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[12:59] <Osman> 55F? Hell is freezing over.
[12:59] <Osman> bbs
[13:07] <ScumFrog> open the door
[13:07] <ScumFrog> get on the floor
[13:08] <ScumFrog> everybody walk the
[13:08] <ScumFrog> dino
[13:08] <ScumFrog> saur
[13:19] <S|mon> your a phoney!
[13:19] <FlaVouR> who?
[13:19] <FlaVouR> ME!
[13:19] <FlaVouR> NO!!!!
[13:19] <FlaVouR> its all a lie
[13:20] <S|mon> this guys a big phoney!
[13:20] <ScumFrog> you phoney
[13:20] <ScumFrog> boooo
[13:20] <FlaVouR> :(
[13:20] <S|mon> *peter laugh*
[13:21] <FlaVouR> peter ?
[13:21] <S|mon> never mind
[13:21] <ScumFrog> I got it man
[13:21] <ScumFrog> dont worry
[13:21] <FlaVouR> I feel so .. inadiquite
[13:22] <ScumFrog> Family Guy, you fool ;]
[13:23] <S|mon> gah, need my shell
[13:25] <kitchen> heh
[13:25] <kitchen> i want to know the rest of that quit message.
[13:26] <ScumFrog> HKYHDS
[13:26] <sili> HKYHDS!
[13:26] <ScumFrog> (did I get that right?)
[13:26] <sili> yeah
[13:26] <ScumFrog> rock on
[13:26] <sili> I own hkyhds.com
[13:26] <sili> :D
[13:26] <ScumFrog> awesome pic
[13:27] <ScumFrog> oh jeremy!
[13:30] <AwesomerP> Suck at DoA.
[13:31] <FlaVouR> swight
[13:31] <swight> Flav
[13:33] <swight> What-is-up flav my-ho-mie
[13:35] <FlaVouR> just-mackin'- at-the-crib
[13:39] <swight> 'Dug, you around?
[13:40] <swight> maybe 'Dug doesn't highlight: digdug
[13:41] <ScumFrog> well this isnt good news
[13:41] <ScumFrog> either Im drunker than I thought
[13:41] <ScumFrog> or my monitor is gonna die
[13:42] <michael`> unnnnnnnnnnnnbelieveable.
[13:42] <michael`> un fucking believable
[13:42] <michael`> how far is this administration going to go
[13:42] <Wabbit98> all the way
[13:42] <mef> --------------------------------------------------> this far
[13:42] <swight> what that the lawyers didn't get NSA access?
[13:42] <swight> the space weapons platform?
[13:42] <michael`> i think if people dont fight against this
[13:43] <michael`> theyre just going to keep trampling on our rights
[13:43] <Rjx`> someone needs to give george bush a blowjob
[13:43] <mef> that's the case historically, michael`!
[13:43] <Rjx`> so people will start caring
[13:43] * Wabbit98 is a card carrying member of the ACLU
[13:43] <GerblNut> their trashing our rights
[13:43] <swight> hahaha Rjx
[13:43] <michael`> actually, its interesting
[13:43] <dekkon> only terrorists want rights michael
[13:43] <michael`> most people dont give a shit about civil liberties when they believe that
[13:44] <michael`> but when pollsters ask what they think of the government seizing their pho
[13:44] <michael`> they dont like it
[13:44] <michael`> so mr bush is in for a rude surprise if he doesnt notice that distinction
[13:44] <dekkon> people are stupid
[13:44] <michael`> but shit, fuck public opinion
[13:44] <Wabbit98> he is very low in the poll numbers already
[13:44] <Wabbit98> and is a lame duck
[13:44] <michael`> tens of millions of people's phone records
[13:44] <michael`> that's just insane
[13:45] <swight> michael`, link?
[13:45] <ScumFrog> http://preshrunk.info/2006/05/boo-boo-walker.php
[13:45] <ScumFrog> awesome shirt
[13:45] <GerblNut> he doesn't have to worry about being re-elected so I don't think he gives
[13:46] <Wabbit98> does he care about the midterm elections
[13:46] <dekkon> he should care because it could hurt the republicans as a whole
[13:46] <AwesomerP> lol yeah, nice shirt.
[13:46] <timmo> i just finished "house of leaves"
[13:46] <Wabbit98> with what he is doing I doubt that he cares what he does to the Republican
[13:47] <timmo> i dont know what all the fuss was about
[13:47] <Wabbit98> did you like it timmo
[13:47] <timmo> it wasnt all OMG SCARY
[13:47] <timmo> like everyone tries to play it off to be
[13:47] <Wabbit98> heh
[13:47] <timmo> i probably would have liked it more
[13:47] <timmo> if i didnt have to rotate the damn book
[13:47] <timmo> to read it
[13:55] <GerblNut> is SATA II the same as SATA 3.0 Gb/s ?
[13:58] <michael`> "The privacy of all Americans is fiercely protected in all our activities,
[13:58] <michael`> ah yes
[13:58] <michael`> tens of millions of phone records
[13:58] <michael`> tens of millions of PEOPLE's phone records, excuse me
[13:59] <michael`> way to focus on al qaeda
[13:59] <swight> got a link michael`?
[13:59] <TMH_> here is my review of the film "mission impossible 3"
[13:59] <TMH_> Have you ever seen a film called Ronin?
[14:00] <TMH_> that concludes the review
[14:00] <michael`> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/11/washington/11cnd-phone.html
[14:00] <michael`> But Democrats reacted angrily to the USA Today article and its description
[14:00] <TMH_> two golden penises out of a possible eight
[14:00] <michael`> "Are you telling me that tens of millions of Americans are involved with A
[14:00] <michael`> leahy stole my line
[14:00] <Wabbit98> I never knew that many people were part of Al-Qaeda\
[14:00] <timmo> [14:59] [michael`] tens of millions of PEOPLE's phone records, excuse me
[14:00] <timmo> PSH MIKE
[14:00] <timmo> U ONLY HAVE 2 WORRY IF U R TERRORIST
[14:00] <timmo> DUH
[14:00] <timmo> DUH MIKE
[14:01] <timmo> god
[14:01] <timmo> you liberals
[14:01] <michael`> Like Mr. Specter, Mr. Leahy made a link between the new charge and the adm
[14:01] <michael`> "It's our government, our government!" he said, turning red in the face an
[14:01] <timmo> hah
[14:03] <jestuh> weagley: the number was released later: 200 million people
[14:03] <jestuh> that's only 2/3 of the country
[14:03] <jestuh> i don't see a problem
[14:04] <jestuh> the other 100 million are old fucks or children
[14:04] <jestuh> so the 200 million must all be terrorists
[14:04] * Osman is one of them
[14:04] <michael`> 200 million!
[14:04] <Osman> dun dun dun...
[14:04] <michael`> you're kidding
[14:04] <michael`> link me to that shit
[14:04] <michael`> thats insane
[14:04] <Wabbit98> damn
[14:05] <timmo> see
[14:05] <timmo> this is yet another reason i dont use the phone
[14:05] <Wabbit98> hopefully they will not ask for IRC logs next
[14:05] <timmo> granted the main reason is i dont have anything to say and i have shitty phon
[14:05] <Osman> Are you guys talking about how the NSA is gonna get all records of all incomi
[14:05] <timmo> but still
[14:05] <timmo> no
[14:05] <Rjx`> <Wabbit98> hopefully they will not ask for IRC logs next
[14:05] <Rjx`> you're a few years too late
[14:06] <Wabbit98> oh
[14:06] <Wabbit98> I just remembered
[14:06] <TMH_> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4742763335053216439
[14:07] <jestuh> weag: http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1948927&page=1
[14:07] <jestuh> no osman read the news today
[14:08] <jestuh> they've been tracking EVERY call WITHIN the US
[14:08] <Trixi> you surprised by that?
[14:08] <Osman> lol
[14:08] <Osman> No more hacker chat on the phone?
[14:08] <Trixi> shit...they haven't broken down my door yet..
[14:09] <Osman> Evne if you were randomly tapped
[14:09] <Trixi> they're A
[14:09] <Osman> they wouldn't arrest you i guess if you were talking about hacking.
[14:09] <Trixi> They SAY they're not tapping...
[14:09] <Trixi> they would arrest me if they heard my private conversations...
[14:09] <michael`> yeah, we'll see about that
[14:09] <Osman> cause then everyone will be able to prove on how they aren't using it to figh
[14:10] <michael`> the records are ridiculous enough though
[14:10] <Trixi> for polital reasons...
[14:10] <timmo-> Enraged Mother Calls Fall Out Boy Concert 'Liberal Homosexual Rally'
[14:10] <timmo-> haha
[14:10] <Osman> Even though some type of hacking is terrorism :x
[14:10] <Osman> rofl@fall out boy.
[14:10] <Osman> I can believe that.
[14:10] <Trixi> OH EVERYthing can be terrorism if they need it to be.
[14:10] <jonathans> first image http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=starvin+marvin&btnG=Goog
[14:11] <jestuh> ROFL timmo!
[14:11] <jestuh> link
[14:11] <Trixi> There were some people that were harrased in Wisconsin over it..
[14:12] <Trixi> The citizens in the us have turned a blind eye to the corruption of their gov
[14:13] <kitchen> w2
[14:13] <poopy> kitchen temp 75.6F/24.2C; wind WSW 6.0mph/9.7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5
[14:15] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:16] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:21] <timmo> jestuh: http://news.yahoo.com/s/launch/20060508/en_launch/32237630;_ylt=AsMyR
[14:22] <Osman> lol
[14:22] <Osman> I had to google it to find it
[14:22] <Osman> what a republican >.<
[14:24] <issuez> spare me
[14:24] <Trixi> OMFG Do they REALLY think they WHO you have sex with determines your overall
[14:25] <Trixi> Sounds like the words of a woman who is in desparate need of a good lay
[14:25] <issuez> hey i have an awesome idea
[14:25] <issuez> shut the fuck up
[14:25] <issuez> w2
[14:25] <poopy> issuez temp 64F/18C; wind South 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:47AM;
[14:25] <kitchen> hi amy
[14:25] <Rjx`> ahaha that's a great article
[14:26] <Osman> lol
[14:27] <issuez> osman, not trixi
[14:27] <Rjx`> it's the luleelurah 5000 rally
[14:27] <kitchen> HI AMY
[14:28] <Rjx`> !hkyhds
[14:28] <kitchen> :(
[14:28] <Osman> ;x
[14:28] <terminal> !kitchen
[14:28] <cadaver> HEY KITCHEN, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!
[14:29] <issuez> beaches or sunsets?
[14:29] <terminal> vaginas, amy
[14:29] <Trixi> thnks
[14:29] <issuez> beaches or mother fucking sunsets?
[14:30] <lude> mother fucking sunsets
[14:30] <lude> bitch
[14:30] <kitchen> MOTHER FUCKING SUNSETS
[14:30] <issuez> jeezuh, was that fucking so hard
[14:30] <terminal> VAGINAS
[14:30] <issuez> thanks lude
[14:30] <issuez> i always know i can count on a fellow right winger.
[14:30] <issuez> unlike you commies
[14:31] <lude> hahaha
[14:31] <lude> truth
[14:31] <terminal> !lude
[14:31] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[14:31] <csqrl> fuck the right
[14:31] <Rjx`> 'a christian debate' is an anagram for "aren't ideas a bitch"
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> haha
[14:31] <csqrl> haha
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> i love anagrams
[14:31] <timmo> i love your wife
[14:31] <csqrl> also bitches
[14:31] <csqrl> http://koa.la/
[14:31] <csqrl> behold the future
[14:31] <Rjx`> i think there's a pretty big difference between the republican ideals and the
[14:32] <timmo> cds arnt the future
[14:32] <csqrl> there is 20% of the awesomeness
[14:32] <csqrl> there's 80% more to go
[14:32] <issuez> i love all of you guys
[14:32] <issuez> cept for kitchen
[14:32] <kitchen> :(
[14:32] <timmo> amy: OMG THERES NO CEREAL
[14:32] <issuez> and a few others
[14:33] <issuez> but for the most part
[14:33] <Rjx`> problem exists between kitchen and chromosomes
[14:33] <issuez> =\
[14:33] <issuez> haha
[14:33] <issuez> tragic.
[14:34] * Osman wonders why mature women are hittin on him.
[14:35] <Osman> is it fucked up to have a 29-32 yr olds (by the way, they are good looking fo
[14:35] <issuez> you aint got ta lie craig
[14:36] <Kalamazoo> mr.s robinson, jesus loves you more than you will know
[14:36] <issuez> jebus!
[14:36] <wind> amy!
[14:36] <terminal> www.ryanp.com/stuff/logokoala.jpg
[14:36] <issuez> where????|
[14:37] <Trixi> Rjx': Have to agree w/you there
[14:37] <csqrl> haha
[14:37] <Rjx`> hahah
[14:37] <csqrl> it's a koala ear god damnit
[14:38] <timmo> haha
[14:38] <Osman> rofl@pic
[14:38] <terminal> suree
[14:38] <issuez> skeptical
[14:38] <timmo> anyone still have the koala pic i made for josh?
[14:38] <timmo> that shit was pretty good
[14:38] <csqrl> which one
[14:38] <timmo> the one that was split with it greyscale and green
[14:39] <timmo> vectorized like a stencil
[14:39] <csqrl> ah, the vectorized one
[14:39] <csqrl> yeah i hvae it someplace
[14:39] <timmo> ive got it on a disc somewhere
[14:39] <timmo> you should totally use that
[14:39] <csqrl> i use the eye often
[14:39] <csqrl> from that design
[14:39] <timmo> it was hard to find a picture of a koala i liked
[14:39] <csqrl> yeah
[14:40] <csqrl> if i still have the original pic, it'll be on my dying g4
[14:40] <csqrl> see if you can snag it on cd
[14:40] <timmo> ya its around here
[14:40] <timmo> i just have to find out where
[14:41] <timmo> ive got a huge spindle of backups
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