Session Start: Wed May 10 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:26] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/PBF%20-%20Special%20Delivery.jpg
[00:27] * ScumFrog is now known as ScmFrg`a
[00:32] <Kurin> So there's this new brand of yogurt at my supermarket
[00:32] <Kurin> (you can tell this is going to be an interesting story)
[00:32] <Kurin> It comes in this (presumably disposable) ceramic mug
[00:32] <Kurin> It's like $3 for one 8oz tub
[00:33] <Kurin> I can't imagine people actually spend that kind of money on yogurt
[00:34] <tydel> yuppies
[00:35] <Rjx> Drunk Monkeys Mirror People
[00:35] <Rjx> By Jennifer Viegas, Discovery News
[00:35] <Rjx> best headline of the day
[00:52] * workfrog is now known as WorkFrog
[00:59] <Teepo_> hrm.. anyone one.. i have a geek issue
[00:59] * r|3n is now known as r3in
[01:06] <Teepo_> anyone on?
[01:07] <WorkFrog> w2
[01:07] <poopy> WorkFrog more then one result
[01:07] <WorkFrog> w2 Liverpool, England
[01:07] <poopy> WorkFrog location not found
[01:07] <WorkFrog> w Liverpool, England
[01:07] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "liverpool,+england"
[01:08] <WorkFrog> but it found it yesterday!
[01:08] <WorkFrog> w2 London, England
[01:08] <poopy> WorkFrog temp 52F/11C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[01:08] <Teepo_> hey poopy you any good with comps?
[01:13] <Efreeti> yay for corporate bullshit advertising lingo!
[01:15] <WorkFrog> hurrah!
[01:22] <Sohcahtoa> Teepo_, if you have a question, just fucking ask it.
[01:22] <Sohcahtoa> I'm willing to bet money he's gonna /msg me
[01:22] <The|Dude> w2
[01:22] <poopy> The|Dude temp 73.8F/23.2C; wind WSW 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[01:22] <The|Dude> beautiful :)
[01:22] <Sohcahtoa> w2 97006
[01:22] <poopy> Sohcahtoa temp 46F/8C; wind WNW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:46AMPD
[01:41] <timmo> w2
[01:41] <poopy> timmo temp 39F/4C; wind East 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:15AM; S
[01:44] <Rjx> twenty twenty twenty four hours to go
[01:44] <Rjx> i wanna be sedated
[01:47] <Efreeti> nothing to do, nowhere to gooo
[01:48] <Efreeti> i wanna be sedated
[01:48] <Rjx> i get to see the head doctor today
[01:48] <Efreeti> is he getting you on a plane?
[01:49] <Rjx> i hope not
[01:50] <Efreeti> can you control your fingers, can you control your brain?
[01:50] <Rjx> no-oh-oh-oh-oh
[01:50] <Efreeti> ;[
[01:50] <Rjx> which version are YOU singing
[01:50] <Efreeti> the conversation modified version
[01:50] <Rjx> i have both the original ramones and the offspring cover on my playlist here
[01:51] <Efreeti> conversatinally, perhaps
[01:51] <Efreeti> I've never heard the Offspring cover
[01:51] <Rjx> it's a little faster and a lot heavier
[01:51] <Efreeti> conversationally*
[01:51] <Efreeti> hmm
[01:51] <Rjx> good for a cover
[01:51] <Efreeti> i guess
[01:51] <Rjx> but probably because it doesn't deviate too much from the original
[01:51] <Efreeti> but i never really liked The Offspring
[01:52] <Rjx> i was never into them when they were actually popular
[01:52] <Rjx> i got into them through playing crazy taxi
[01:52] <The|Dude> haha
[01:52] <The|Dude> me too
[01:52] <The|Dude> what was it
[01:52] <The|Dude> All I Waaaaaaant
[01:53] <Rjx> way down the line was in crazy taxi 2 i think
[01:53] <The|Dude> oh, I never played 2
[01:53] <Rjx> i can't remember which version i was playing
[01:53] <Rjx> i borrowed my cousin's dreamcast for a few weeks
[01:53] <Rjx> mainly for sega bass fishing
[01:54] <Efreeti> =D
[01:55] <utopian> hey Rjx
[01:55] <Rjx> hey utopian
[01:55] <Rjx> long time no see
[01:55] <utopian> yeah indeed.
[01:55] <daze> are you at UT?
[01:55] <utopian> snow no longer frequents the channel?
[01:55] <utopian> yeah
[01:55] <daze> nice
[01:55] <utopian> leaving saturday
[01:56] <Rjx> he's here usually
[01:56] <utopian> fucking finals 3 days in a row :/
[01:56] <Rjx> under the nick sxh
[01:56] <utopian> ah yeah
[01:56] <utopian> we'd considered meeting up to smoke and shit
[01:56] <utopian> never happened though
[01:57] <Rjx> snow knows his marijuana
[01:57] <utopian> I hear that
[01:57] <Rjx> you'd be smoking with a gourmet pothead
[01:58] <Rjx> are there fingernail clippers that retain the nail once they've cut it?
[01:58] <daze> are you both in austin or what?
[01:58] <Rjx> seems like every one i've ever bought shoots the nails into the air
[01:58] <Rjx> to land behind something
[01:58] <utopian> snow's been going to austin
[01:59] <utopian> I'm at the end of my first year
[01:59] <The|Dude> I try to catch the clipping in my mouth as they zing off
[01:59] <utopian> you still running the t-shirt store rjx?
[02:00] <Rjx> yep
[02:00] <utopian> most excellent, what was the domain?
[02:00] <Rjx> http://www.syswear.com/
[02:00] <utopian> that's right
[02:00] <WorkFrog> do you get a good profit from that, Rjx?
[02:01] <Rjx> fairly, for a student
[02:01] <Rjx> getting a £800 paycheck this month
[02:01] <WorkFrog> good stuff
[02:01] <Kurin> calc 800 gbp in uds
[02:01] <Kurin> calc 800 gbp in usd
[02:01] <cadaver> - 800 British pounds = 1487.2 U.S. dollars
[02:01] <The|Dude> that ain't bad
[02:01] <Kurin> Yeah for a student that's nice
[02:02] <The|Dude> I make about 2600 amonth working fulltime
[02:02] <The|Dude> and as a fulltime student
[02:02] <Kurin> I think I had to budget 9 months of school across about $2000
[02:02] <utopian> the british pound is pretty strong
[02:03] <Rjx> i've gotten a lot more out of syswear than money though, which is the part i li
[02:03] <Kurin> Well the dollar is tanking, is what it is
[02:03] <Rjx> a lot of learning experience
[02:03] <Rjx> and something excellent on my resume
[02:03] <Kurin> I lost $1000 today because I put off buying plane tickets to Japan
[02:03] <Rjx> or CV, if you're british
[02:03] <WorkFrog> Rjx, how long has syswear been set up?
[02:03] <utopian> $1,487's pretty good outside of being a student, too...
[02:03] <The|Dude> that is a pretty rad thing to have on your res
[02:03] <timmo> your mothers british
[02:03] <Rjx> technically since Q4 of 2003
[02:03] <WorkFrog> nice
[02:03] <Rjx> but it didn't really take off till late 2004
[02:03] <The|Dude> all i got is sandwich artist and pacemaker production associate
[02:04] <The|Dude> doesn't sound quite as good
[02:04] <WorkFrog> haha
[02:04] <Kurin> Man, sandwich artist
[02:04] <WorkFrog> underwater ceramics technicain
[02:04] <WorkFrog> pot washer
[02:04] <The|Dude> haha
[02:04] <utopian> I'm working on electrical engineering. It kills me inside.
[02:05] <utopian> I dig the EE classes
[02:05] <utopian> it's what's outside the major that I hate to deal with
[02:05] <Rjx> sanitation director of marine biology
[02:05] <Rjx> (male jigalo)
[02:05] <WorkFrog> heh!
[02:05] <The|Dude> I work with multilayer ceramic substrates, with printed tungsten circuits,
[02:05] <The|Dude> that sounds a bit better
[02:06] <The|Dude> than "Production Associate"
[02:06] <Rjx> that'll register on the buzzword meter though
[02:06] <Kurin> I'm facilitate counter-Darwinian principles in the field of business
[02:06] <The|Dude> I think I spelled diffibrilator wrong that time, did I get it right this t
[02:06] <Kurin> (I help morons stay in business)
[02:06] <Rjx> like you must've seen this by now
[02:06] <The|Dude> no still doesn't look right
[02:06] <Rjx> http://toxyn.org/~m0xx/images/i_know_chmod.jpg
[02:06] <utopian> I think production associate also sounds better at parties.
[02:07] <Rjx> haha when people ask me what i do
[02:07] <Rjx> i usually give one of two answers
[02:07] <Rjx> "that's a very good question" or "something with computers"
[02:07] <The|Dude> i usually say I make pacemakers
[02:07] <Rjx> if someone suddenly has open-heart surgery
[02:08] <Rjx> you'd look pretty silly
[02:08] <The|Dude> huh?
[02:08] <The|Dude> why would I look silly?
[02:08] <utopian> Rjx: "I run a web-based business geared towards graphical design and fashio
[02:08] <Rjx> you caught me, i don't know what pacemakers are installed for
[02:08] <Rjx> but i'd imagine everyone would look at you in anticipation
[02:08] <Rjx> maybe hand you some plastic cups and a fork
[02:09] <Rjx> macguyver style
[02:09] <WorkFrog> haha
[02:09] <The|Dude> pacemakers are implanted to speed up or slow down the beating of the heart
[02:09] <WorkFrog> "do your thing"
[02:09] <Rjx> utopian: the problem is that if i mention fashion
[02:09] <Rjx> people instantly assume i'm gay
[02:09] <Rjx> and if i mention t-shirts
[02:09] <utopian> easy fix
[02:09] <Rjx> people start pitching me really stupid shirt ideas
[02:09] <utopian> thesaurus fashion
[02:09] <Rjx> and then get angry when i tell them they're stupid
[02:09] <Rjx> the ideas, not the people
[02:10] <utopian> right right.
[02:10] <Rjx> "i would buy it"
[02:10] <Rjx> is a phrase i hate to hear
[02:10] <utopian> "you're the only one"
[02:10] <Rjx> someone suggested syswear do a tie-in promotion deal with the 2012 olympics
[02:11] <utopian> :|
[02:11] <utopian> I've often thought of brewing myself a t-shirt with a picture of myself wea
[02:12] <utopian> It would have a short life, but it would be a trip for anyone that saw it w
[02:12] <Rjx> that'd make it very easy to identify people in a room who were stoned
[02:13] <utopian> hmmm... advertise it as a shirt for undercover cops.
[02:14] <utopian> haha, looking at the FTW t-shirt
[02:14] <utopian> swight's comment
[02:14] <utopian> I'm down
[02:15] <The|Dude> "I get compliments from everyone who understand my SysWear t-shirt and it
[02:15] <The|Dude> David Munson,
[02:15] <The|Dude> Arizona
[02:15] <The|Dude> hahaha i hang out with him :D
[02:16] <utopian> so not much has changed I guess
[02:17] <Rjx> haha
[02:17] <utopian> kitchen still has down's syndrome...
[02:17] <Rjx> !kitchen
[02:17] <cadaver> HEY KITCHEN, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!
[02:17] <utopian> cadaver ftw
[02:17] <utopian> !lude
[02:17] <cadaver> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[02:17] <utopian> :D
[02:18] <utopian> has !oh been neutered completely?
[02:18] <TMH_> for non ops
[02:18] <TMH_> yes
[02:18] <utopian> ah yeah this is a new computer so my old !oh script is gone :/
[02:22] <utopian> http://games.slashdot.org/games/06/05/09/135241.shtml
[02:23] <Rjx> !oh
[02:23] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[02:23] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[02:23] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[02:23] <Rjx> it still isn't nearly as strong ;[
[02:23] <utopian> ;[ I remember when it would clear half my buffer
[02:23] <utopian> those were the days...
[02:23] <Rjx> and i've messed up the lamination of this youth travel card
[02:23] <Rjx> and now it looks like a very obvious forgery
[02:23] <Rjx> even though it's not
[02:26] <utopian> calc final in about 4 hours
[02:26] <utopian> after which I plan to crash until 8PM and repeat this process for my next t
[02:27] <utopian> then it's over and I get to go home and be lazy until I decide I need to ge
[02:28] <The|Dude> writing essay thats due tonight
[02:28] <The|Dude> final for a different class in 7 hours
[02:28] <The|Dude> and then work shortly thereafter
[02:28] <The|Dude> which is why I'm up now writing the damn essay
[02:29] <TMH_> I'm fairly happy that uni's pretty much done for me until I get the letter abo
[02:29] <Kurin> No finals. Eating PB&J, ogling Scarlett Johansson
[02:29] <The|Dude> >:(
[02:30] <Kurin> And I've watched http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/maiyahi.php about 80 t
[02:31] <Rjx> i've already knocked 5 of today's goals down
[02:31] <Rjx> brb juggling practice
[02:32] <The|Dude> Kurin: now you've got me watching it
[02:33] <utopian> Kurin: too moonspeak for me.
[02:34] <Kurin> There's a wikipedia entry explaning the puns
[02:34] <Efreeti> fuck o-zone
[02:34] <Kurin> Numa Numa
[02:35] <sxh> iei
[02:35] <Efreeti> eastern european homosexual posterboys
[02:35] <Kurin> Whatever, it's catchy and cats get drunk
[02:36] <utopian> I'm down.
[02:36] <utopian> http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200605/200605040016.html <--
[02:36] <utopian> "it’s capable of both education and entertainment functions" <-- there w
[02:36] <WorkFrog> heh
[02:38] <mquin> "The fourth skin job is Pris. A basic pleasure model. The standard item for m
[02:40] <catnip> hi.
[02:40] <mquin> morning
[02:41] <WorkFrog> alright
[02:41] <catnip> good morning viet.... erm valencia
[02:42] * catnip fires up xmms
[02:42] <Rjx> robot hookers
[02:42] <Efreeti> http://bash.org/?122807
[02:42] <Rjx> something tells me that's going to be a fetish market
[02:42] <finn_> robot teacher hookers please
[02:42] <Rjx> because if you have enough money to afford one
[02:42] <niceboixo> n e one wanna talk to me? p m me thanx! ;)
[02:42] <Rjx> there are real women who'd jump your bone
[02:43] <finn_> n e 1 s t f u
[02:43] <Efreeti> humhum
[02:44] <catnip> Rjx: how's your juggling skills?
[02:44] <Rjx> pretty good now
[02:44] <Rjx> after a week of practising
[02:44] <The|Dude> I'm thinking about buying a camaro
[02:44] <Rjx> i can keep 3 balls in the air for about a minute or two
[02:44] <finn_> I need juggling balls
[02:44] <The|Dude> a used one
[02:44] <The|Dude> but man, I'd spend a lot on gas
[02:45] <catnip> finn_: buy the small bean bag type ones
[02:45] <finn_> I have one of those
[02:45] <catnip> you need at least 3
[02:45] <finn_> but juggling one doesnt seem to impress the girls
[02:45] <Rjx> http://www.plumparty.com/Merchant2/graphics/products/large/17313.jpg
[02:45] <Rjx> those are the exact sort i have
[02:46] <Rjx> pretty good for practice
[02:46] <catnip> impress the girls with penis puppetry, amuse yourself juggling
[02:46] <finn_> my penis doesn't need puppetry to impress the girls.
[02:46] <Rjx> it needs a magnifying glass
[02:46] <catnip> I was talking about something dynamic
[02:47] <catnip> not just being there
[02:47] <finn_> and a cowboyhat Rjx
[02:47] <catnip> yep Rjx, you have nice balls
[02:47] <finn_> how much were they?
[02:47] <catnip> I mean juggling balls!
[02:47] <catnip> fuck... came out so wrong
[02:48] <catnip> you can buy them for about 5 euros
[02:48] <Rjx> i slowjacked these from my brother
[02:48] <catnip> the set
[02:48] <Rjx> so no idea
[02:48] <Rjx> yeah not expensive
[02:48] <finn_> k, I'll get some
[02:48] <Rjx> does wonders for your hand-eye co-ordination
[02:48] <finn_> need something to do (well.. should be learning A LOT for school, but I just
[02:48] <Rjx> also a good way to get your arms and brain warmed up in the morning
[02:49] <Rjx> try juggling, and small multiplication exercises in your head
[02:49] <Rjx> i find that + meditation in the morning tends to triple my productivity
[02:49] <catnip> try having a "triple caffeine death" expresso in the morning
[02:50] <Rjx> not a good idea
[02:50] <Rjx> as soon as you crash you're useless
[02:50] <catnip> works for me
[02:50] <finn_> once the juggling goes over into the brain area that does stuff like "ride a
[02:50] <Rjx> aye
[02:50] <Rjx> skills memory
[02:50] <Rjx> the theory is that memory is split into 3 types
[02:51] <Rjx> episodic, semantic and skill-based (i can't remember the official name for that
[02:51] <finn_> I finally got the other 2 parts of the documentary about savants
[02:51] <Rjx> the episodic seems the most vulnerable, at least anecdotally
[02:51] <Rjx> have you ever noticed how people who suffer memory loss only forget life events
[02:51] <finn_> for their special "powers" they only use the skill memory
[02:51] <Rjx> not the meaning of things or how to walk or write
[02:52] <Rjx> has any biological basis for savantry been found?
[02:52] <Rjx> or at least hypothesised about
[02:53] <finn_> theories which sound pretty logical and experiments seem to prove them
[02:54] <finn_> in one experiment they used electro magnetic field stuff to "turn off" a part
[02:54] <Kurin> The brain just decides to devote 96% of its mass to figuring out what day of
[02:55] <finn_> during the time where that specific part was numbed the participants could dr
[02:55] <Rjx> ah yeah, i read that study
[02:55] <finn_> there were a couple of other things they tested
[02:55] <Rjx> transcranial magnetic stimulation
[02:56] <The|Dude> science is so fucking cool
[02:56] <Rjx> i've been following that technology for a few years now
[02:56] <Rjx> did you see the study where they stimulated certain parts of the brain to induc
[02:56] <finn_> no
[02:56] <The|Dude> me neither
[02:56] <Rjx> let me see if i can dig that up
[02:57] <Rjx> http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/7.11/persinger.html
[02:57] <Rjx> there's one
[02:57] <finn_> downside is.. savantry almost always influences social skills in a negative w
[02:58] <Rjx> i think that's the best explanation of the studies
[02:58] <Rjx> the rest is in the guy's books
[02:58] <finn_> when savants "learn" social skills, they often lose their "special powers"
[02:58] <finn_> thanks
[02:58] <The|Dude> Firefox can't find the server at www.wired.com.
[02:59] <The|Dude> whooo go firefox
[02:59] <finn_> my firefox can
[02:59] <finn_> it's not firefox, it's your dns
[02:59] <The|Dude> now it works hooray
[03:01] <Rjx> did you say whore ray?
[03:02] <The|Dude> hoo-ray
[03:11] <r3in> w2
[03:11] <poopy> r3in location not found
[03:12] <r3in> .w t4t 1v5
[03:12] <Tubbee> Rocky Mountain House, Alberta (52.4°N/114.9°W, 988M); Last Updated: 3:00 AM
[03:14] <TMH_> shit
[03:14] <TMH_> I accidentally unplugged my external hard drive while I was writing to it
[03:14] <TMH_> am I fucked
[03:15] <TMH_> this is on windows
[03:15] <TMH_> mind
[03:15] <Rjx> some guy: even though he's coming in from hong kong, taiwan, and malaysia, he's
[03:15] <Rjx> harrison ford: let's try a rule change, see what he does
[03:15] <Rjx> harrison ford typing: access-list 1 deny 172.16.4.0 0.0.0.255 permit any
[03:15] <Rjx> harrison ford: see if that slows him down
[03:15] <Rjx> other guy: wow, that'd slow me down! that'd be resistent to false positives, to
[03:15] <Rjx> now i want to watch "firewall"
[03:17] <TMH_> haha
[03:17] <TMH_> I imagine firewall
[03:17] <utopian> HA
[03:17] <TMH_> the movie
[03:17] <finn_> I AM THE FIREWALL
[03:17] <TMH_> to be a screencast
[03:17] <TMH_> of this guy setting up iptables
[03:17] <TMH_> "OH FUCK I FORGOT TO COMPILE IP FORWARDING!"
[03:17] <Rjx> When Jack uses his daughter's iPod to download the 10,000 bank codes for nemesi
[03:17] <TMH_> "NOOOOOO"
[03:17] <Rjx> (from imdb)
[03:18] <Rjx> thing is though, it's an ipod mini
[03:18] <Efreeti> calc (0x0)^(3)/(0+1)
[03:18] <cadaver> - (0x0^3) / (0 + 1) = 0x0
[03:18] <Rjx> what a ridiculous product placement
[03:18] <TMH_> update: my external hard drive is fine
[03:18] <Kurin> Harrison Ford is in a movie about firewalls?
[03:18] <utopian> so about two weeks ago I thought "gee, I'd like a cup of green tea" so I ma
[03:19] <Rjx> the movie is called
[03:19] <Rjx> FIREWALL
[03:19] <Kurin> Well yes I see this
[03:19] <Kurin> But does he actually type that access rule
[03:19] <Rjx> apparently so
[03:19] <Kurin> What with this and plane snakes we're getting some odd movies this year
[03:19] <utopian> oh, when is snakes on a plane coming out?
[03:19] <Rjx> i saw the trailer for it when i went to see some other movie
[03:19] <Rjx> and i found the movie idea so comical
[03:20] <r3in> this UR-86... is that real?
[03:20] <Rjx> i remember saying "is that the sequel to ROUTER?" quite loudly
[03:20] <r3in> who the fuck would pay for a drug to kill yourself?
[03:20] <daze> the bank firewall thing?
[03:20] <daze> it looks interesting
[03:20] <Rjx> if by interesting you mean stupid
[03:20] <Rjx> and the same thing as patriot games and the fugitive
[03:20] <daze> they nab him to hack into the firewall he built
[03:20] <Rjx> then yeah, i agree
[03:20] <Kurin> They named him Jack Stanfield in case you'd think he was Jack Ryan
[03:21] <Rjx> iptables --flush
[03:21] <Rjx> movie over
[03:21] <Rjx> everyone go home
[03:21] <daze> its not about actual computer firewalls dude
[03:22] <utopian> ha Kurin
[03:22] <daze> its like a banks security stuff
[03:22] <utopian> Clear and Present Danger, except with "stanfield" dubbed over the word "Rya
[03:22] <Rjx> you mean the bank's firewall?
[03:22] <utopian> "omg new movie!"
[03:22] <daze> whutever
[03:22] <Rjx> haha utopian
[03:22] <Rjx> reminded me of that simpsons episode
[03:22] <Rjx> "with my good friend <MR BLACK>"
[03:23] <Rjx> i'm thinking of watching cube
[03:23] <utopian> haha
[03:23] <Rjx> any reviews without spoilers?
[03:23] <Rjx> from people here
[03:23] <Kurin> It's not a /great/ movie
[03:23] <Kurin> It's interesting the first time
[03:23] <Kurin> Kind of
[03:23] <Rjx> that's not nearly good enough
[03:23] <Rjx> skipping it for now
[03:23] <utopian> honestly, Harrison Ford had his best work as Han Solo.
[03:23] <finn_> cube? the first part?
[03:24] <daze> .url imdb firewall
[03:24] <Tubbee> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408345/
[03:24] <Rjx> harrison ford's best work was when he was james bond
[03:24] <finn_> hahaha
[03:24] <Rjx> and i realise that it was in a dream i had and nobody else saw it
[03:24] <Rjx> but he was really convincing
[03:24] <daze> !mitch
[03:24] <GerblNut> I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're
[03:24] <r3in> cube is great
[03:24] <utopian> I don't know, super spy and consummate lady's man vs. space pirate and cons
[03:24] <finn_> cube is good, yeah. but all parts which followed sucked
[03:25] <r3in> watch the third one first
[03:25] <finn_> no.
[03:25] <finn_> absolutely not
[03:25] <daze> i liked event horizon
[03:25] <Kurin> Event Horizon was better than cube
[03:25] <finn_> event horizon scared me when I was smaller
[03:25] <utopian> .... oh god
[03:25] <utopian> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367882/
[03:25] <Kurin> I didn't know that cube had sequels
[03:25] <utopian> Indiana Jones IV
[03:25] <daze> yeah dude that ones gonna pwn
[03:25] <daze> lol
[03:25] <finn_> that was announced last year utopian
[03:25] <Rjx> url imdb My Penis and I
[03:25] <cadaver> - "imdb My Penis and I": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0481588/
[03:26] <utopian> it would seem as though Spielberg and Lucas have both gone completely insan
[03:26] <r3in> i can wait until rainbow six comes out
[03:26] <Rjx> i saw that documentary
[03:26] <Rjx> i feel like i shouldn't have been laughing through most of it
[03:26] <Rjx> but i was
[03:26] <daze> guess what theres gonna be a new jurassic park too!!
[03:26] <daze> end of the world i say!
[03:26] <finn_> how many more "Jaws" parts would you haved needed to figure that out before a
[03:26] <utopian> "No true glory: battle for fallujah" <-- announced harrison ford movie
[03:27] <Rjx> "Hey, i know this, it's UNIX!"
[03:27] <Kurin> Dinosaurmageddon?
[03:27] <daze> and a new Rocky
[03:27] <Rjx> best line in jurassic park 1
[03:27] <daze> lol
[03:27] <daze> you sure she said unix?
[03:27] <utopian> yeah.
[03:27] <Rjx> what makes it better is that 10 years on i actually have a 3D interface with ho
[03:27] <Kurin> url this is unix, I know this
[03:27] <Rjx> on a unix variant
[03:27] <cadaver> - "this is unix, I know this": http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?lastnode
[03:27] <finn_> remember the "file manager" the girl was using to lock the doors in jurasic p
[03:27] <utopian> yep
[03:28] <utopian> it exists
[03:28] <finn_> yeah
[03:28] <utopian> for IRIX machines I think?
[03:28] <finn_> but I didn't like it :/
[03:28] <Kurin> SGI
[03:28] <utopian> it's horrible.
[03:28] <utopian> SGI?
[03:28] <finn_> even though it looked good
[03:28] <utopian> I suppose.
[03:28] <daze> 12 Species of Flies Get Federal Protection http://networks.org/?src=ap:endange
[03:28] <daze> its finnally a crime to kill a fly
[03:28] <utopian> yeah the interface is retarded. I'd rather be a console ninja
[03:28] <mquin> http://www.sgi.com/fun/freeware/3d_navigator.html
[03:29] <mquin> pretty, but not especially practical
[03:29] <utopian> there's nothing the 3d navigator can do that the bash shell can't in less t
[03:29] <Efreeti> heh
[03:29] <finn_> (if you have a tabulator)
[03:31] <Omnica> lol @ topic
[03:32] <Rjx> some of the xscreensavers are awesome
[03:32] <Rjx> there's a phosphor screen emulator
[03:32] <utopian> xscreensaver hacks are delicious
[03:32] <Rjx> that actually lets you run bash through it
[03:32] <Rjx> ditto for the apple2 emulator
[03:32] <utopian> a great deal of them let you pipe bash commands through them
[03:32] <Rjx> running irssi inside those = cracked out
[03:32] <Rjx> yeah
[03:32] <utopian> hahaha
[03:32] <utopian> you could always pipe #geekissues into a screensaver
[03:33] <Rjx> any idea how to fullscreen them by the way?
[03:33] <Rjx> haha
[03:33] <Rjx> i should just have a command that pops up the phosphor saver with some nmap res
[03:33] <Rjx> if anyone bothers me i'll say
[03:33] <Rjx> go away i'm hacking the planet
[03:33] <Rjx> didn't you see the matrix??
[03:34] <utopian> I think each hack can be run by a standard command, and the xscreensaver da
[03:34] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/reload_nmap_f.jpg
[03:34] <finn_> there was a neat tool which showed you where the packets were being routed to
[03:34] <Rjx> old but awesome
[03:34] <Rjx> trinity = script kiddy
[03:34] <Kurin> Hey, she was in a hurry
[03:34] <Rjx> she had enough time to change the password to the leetspeak for ZION O LOL
[03:35] <Rjx> or at least something similar
[03:35] <michael`> http://fsv.sourceforge.net/
[03:35] <michael`> fsn clone for not gay systems
[03:35] <michael`> i.e. not irix
[03:35] <Rjx> utopian: i have the programs running independantly
[03:36] <Rjx> i still can't seem to find a way to get them to go fullscreen though
[03:36] <utopian> hmm, I seem to remember there's a way to do it.
[03:36] <utopian> my laptop is so far away though...
[03:37] <utopian> if I reach for it, I will inevitably come across my calculus notes, and my
[03:37] <Rjx-_> good lord
[03:37] <Rjx-_> i need to set the delay to something less stupid
[03:37] <Rjx> it's still reading the nicklist
[03:37] <Rjx> ah ok done
[03:39] <Rjx-_> this is a little better
[03:40] <utopian> so I thought I might like to go see a movie when I get home
[03:40] <utopian> IMDB is reflecting a pathetic selection
[03:40] <cadaver> - 0 results;
[03:40] <Rjx> imdb test
[03:41] <cadaver> - 0 results;
[03:41] <cadaver> - 0 results;
[03:41] <utopian> like sting
[03:41] <utopian> :[
[03:41] <cadaver> i like string
[03:41] <utopian> AH!
[03:42] <utopian> w 78705
[03:42] <cadaver> Weather for Austin, Texas (78705) Conditions & - Updated at 4:51 AM CDT
[03:42] <utopian> 84fuckingpercent. :/
[03:42] <mquin_> heh
[03:42] <mquin_> this is cool :)
[03:43] <mquin_> one of the guys I work with always comments that the text size on my xterms
[03:43] <mquin_> I should a shell in this the next time he's around
[03:43] <mquin_> s/a shell/run a shell/
[03:44] * mquin_ is now known as greenscre
[03:44] <utopian> why is the text size on your xterms any of his business? tell him to get hi
[03:52] <WorkFrog_> fucks sakes
[03:52] <WorkFrog_> why do the techs here let the router go down every two hours
[03:52] <WorkFrog_> damnit
[03:54] <utopian> World of Warcraft is a cancer.
[04:01] <utopian> Akeelah and The Bee, a movie about a girl and a spelling bee
[04:01] <utopian> supposed to be an inspirational film or some bullshit
[04:01] <utopian> User Comments: I would compare it to 'The Karate Kid' meets 'Finding Forres
[04:04] <Rjx> i would compare it to "my fist" meets "your face"
[04:05] <catnip> or even better "the karate kid kicks "finding forrester gump" ass
[04:05] <Rjx> finding forrester gump?
[04:05] <catnip> yes, juts made it up
[04:05] <catnip> just*
[04:06] <Efreeti> you're a retard now, dog!
[04:06] <Rjx> you're the ban now dog
[04:06] <catnip> bumper sticker quote : "Dog is my co-pilot"
[04:06] <Efreeti> ;|
[04:07] <Rjx> slippy is my co-pilot
[04:07] <Kurin> How the fuck do servers /still/ get sasser
[04:08] <Kurin> FOX, GET THIS GUY OFF ME
[04:08] <Rjx> FOOOOOOX
[04:08] <catnip> the sad oart is, I know what you are talking about...
[04:08] <catnip> part*
[04:09] <catnip> oh dear, n64 games...
[04:09] <Rjx> amazing, was searching for a picture and this result turned up from the nintend
[04:09] <Rjx> Slippy~ Is he just stupid or is he evil?
[04:09] <catnip> wtf?
[04:09] <catnip> lmao
[04:09] <catnip> once I saw a poll in a nintendo forum about super mario kart
[04:10] <catnip> how does yoshi steer the kart?
[04:10] <catnip> a) using the force
[04:10] <Rjx> he's a ladies man
[04:10] <r3in> Slippy~ Is he just stupid or is he evil? - Star Fox - Nintendo ...
[04:10] <Rjx> is how
[04:10] <catnip> b)with his feet
[04:10] <catnip> c)with his dick
[04:10] <Rjx> http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a9/Capt_Keys/Hellcat%20stuff/Croakella.jpg
[04:10] <TMH_> :[
[04:11] <catnip> the saddest part is that I still own my n64
[04:12] <catnip> on an even sadder note, I bought a dreamcast instead of a ps2 cause I was su
[04:14] <catnip> *kicks self*
[04:16] <r3in> i should play road rash
[04:16] <r3in> havent touched that game in years
[04:19] <synak> with the nintendo emulators avail for dreamcast
[04:19] <synak> thats the only cd i keep around anyways
[04:20] <synak> and the fact that you dont need a mod chip to use them
[04:21] <catnip> Im done with consoles for good
[04:22] <catnip> except the psp
[04:23] <jeek> Nintendo DS > *
[04:23] <jeek> New Mario comes out in 7 days
[04:25] <wasted`> hm, the dreamcast pwned :/
[04:25] <wasted`> ;(
[04:25] <utopian> nintendo has the handheld market by the balls.
[04:25] <utopian> although the psp is hack-friendly
[04:25] <jeek> Yeah, but at least Nintendo is massaging the balls as it holds them.
[04:26] <utopian> I dunno, if given a choice, my call is PSP, but that's only because I fall
[04:27] <utopian> if I was 5 years younger and didn't care about turning my PSP into somethin
[04:27] <The|Dude> I feel unwell
[04:27] <The|Dude> I wonder if it has anything to do with staying up at ungodly hours studyin
[04:28] <finn_> <utopian> if I was 5 years younger and didn't care about turning my PSP
[04:28] <ExZippo_> mms://windyvod.hvod.nefficient.co.kr/windyvod/thisis/E3 2006/WoW_E_Intro.w
[04:29] <jeek> The DS is hackable, too.
[04:29] <finn_> ExZippo! do you go for a "pess" ?
[04:29] <ExZippo_> No, I take a piss. I'm not australian you punk.
[04:30] <finn_> the australian yesterday said .nz takes pesses
[04:30] <ExZippo_> All australians are faggots
[04:30] <ExZippo_> With no exceptions.
[04:32] <utopian> ExZippo_: Eradar?
[04:32] <TMH_> hey
[04:32] <ExZippo_> aparently
[04:32] <utopian> I always thought it would be draenori
[04:32] <TMH_> how can I trigger a cronjob to test if it works
[04:32] <utopian> *dranei
[04:32] <Efreeti> Not eredar per se
[04:32] <utopian> or however it's spelled
[04:33] <Efreeti> "The Broken" i think they will be called
[04:33] <Efreeti> draenei, utopian
[04:33] <utopian> danke
[04:33] <utopian> so what, blizzard's going to break the storyline because it would hurt some
[04:34] <TMH_> :(){:&};&
[04:34] <Efreeti> how are they breaking the storyline?
[04:34] <Rjx> fork bomb?
[04:34] <TMH_> :(){:|:&};:&
[04:34] <TMH_> thats a forkbomb
[04:34] <ExZippo_> I don't think they are an "ugly" race
[04:34] <TMH_> the first one's a dud
[04:34] <utopian> demon lords on alliance? they'd never allow it.
[04:34] <ExZippo_> they are a bad-ass race
[04:35] <ExZippo_> something the alliance needed
[04:35] <TMH_> I want to tatoo that on someone
[04:35] <utopian> ExZippo_: they're ugly for all the 14 year old night elf female druids and
[04:35] <Efreeti> utopian, they are apparently ex-wisps or something
[04:35] <ExZippo_> we have FUCKING SNOMES
[04:35] <ExZippo_> gnomes, even
[04:35] <Efreeti> Blizzard never said they were gonna make an ugly race
[04:35] <jeek> Midgets are hot
[04:35] <ExZippo_> we need something to make up for that and the faggot NEs
[04:35] <Efreeti> they said it was gonna be a COOL race
[04:35] <utopian> they said they'd introduce a pretty race hordeside.
[04:35] <jeek> Gnome women have beards... that's even hotter
[04:35] <utopian> they almost right-out said that blood elves were introduced hordeside to lo
[04:35] <jeek> Something to grab hold of while that gnome bitch sucks your dick, which she do
[04:36] <Efreeti> jeek has strange dreams
[04:36] <utopian> yeah.
[04:36] <utopian> so which respective servers do you play on?
[04:37] <Efreeti> Thunderhorn EU, Bloodhoof EU, Bloodfeather EU, Vashj EU (Inactive) Sylvanas
[04:37] <ExZippo_> Frostwolf US
[04:37] <utopian> Arthas US, Frostmane US
[04:38] <utopian> first us c'thun kill on Arthas. :o
[04:38] <The|Dude> In VMPlayer, is there any way to have the virtual video adapter support mo
[04:38] <The|Dude> because this is crazy small
[04:38] <Rjx> there should be
[04:38] <Efreeti> never heard about VMplayer
[04:38] <Rjx> is vmware-tools installed in the guest os?
[04:38] <utopian> vmplayer? woah...
[04:38] <Rjx> oh vmplayer
[04:38] <Rjx> not sure, haven't used it yet
[04:39] <The|Dude> nope, the appliance page says no vm-ware tools installed
[04:42] <jeek> Are you saying you wouldn't hit it with a gnome ho?
[04:45] <The|Dude> oh no, I looked at the irssi logo and it made me think about the audioslav
[04:45] <The|Dude> and now I'm sad
[04:48] <michael`> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/10/world/americas/10mexico.html
[04:49] <michael`> http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/10/world/mexi.600.jpg
[04:50] <Efreeti> irssi logo?
[04:50] <Efreeti> the ship?
[04:50] <The|Dude> http://www.irssi.org/
[04:50] <Efreeti> and audioslave logo?
[04:50] <The|Dude> at the tope
[04:50] <The|Dude> top
[04:50] <Efreeti> a flame?
[04:50] <The|Dude> the flame
[04:50] <Efreeti> ok...?
[04:50] <Efreeti> i'm used to http://ircworld.hu/images/logo/irssi.png
[04:51] <The|Dude> ah
[04:52] <Rjx> does windows ship with an ftpd?
[04:52] <Efreeti> i doubt it
[04:53] <Efreeti> use slimftpd
[04:53] <Efreeti> it's brilliant
[04:53] <TMH_> no it does not
[04:54] <Efreeti> Slimftpd = one or two lines of confing, run an .exe, and you're up
[05:04] <TMH_> haha there's an insane person yelling at traffic outside my house
[05:04] <TMH_> I love this street
[05:07] <ExZippo_> http://www.sinepisodes.com/media/ep1/sotd/060505_02.jpg
[05:13] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/That%27ll%20teach%20him%20to%20not%20w
[05:15] <Rjx> http://www.marriedtothesea.com/050606/battlebots.gif
[05:18] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[05:21] <ExZippo_> Rjx: I want to make a Fishophone
[05:22] <Rjx> http://www.marriedtothesea.com/032906/do-it.gif
[05:24] <DigDug> woot
[05:24] <DigDug> someone managed to get a load in before me, but they were just getting done
[05:24] <DigDug> so now i am running 4 loads simultaneously
[05:24] <Rjx> ...
[05:24] <DigDug> and i'll just have to wait a few minutes for the dryer when i come back, sin
[05:24] <DigDug> laundry day, rjx
[05:25] <Rjx> oh
[05:25] <Rjx> you should've said that first
[05:25] <Rjx> "someone managed to get a load in before me"
[05:25] <DigDug> yeah, the same phrase could be applied to last night..
[05:26] <DigDug> shower time
[05:26] <ExZippo_> DigDug: You should have said "the same phrase could be applied to when I w
[05:26] <ExZippo_> You missed your chance dude
[05:26] <DigDug> ExZippo_: that's what i was alluding too -- i'm just more subtle
[05:26] <ExZippo_> More like you're a faggot! :D
[05:26] <Rjx> my dad is telecommuting today
[05:27] <Rjx> he's asleep on the sofa
[05:27] <DigDug> working hard
[05:27] <ExZippo_> Rjx: Your dad is mexican?
[05:28] <Rjx> close
[05:30] <Rjx> what are some good tv series
[05:30] <ExZippo_> The IT crowd
[05:30] <WorkFrog> Prison break, lost, american dad, family guy
[05:30] <WorkFrog> scrubs
[05:31] <WorkFrog> house
[05:31] <ExZippo_> Lost isn't good
[05:31] <ExZippo_> Lost if just them stringing it out as long as possible
[05:31] <finn_> yeah, lost sucks
[05:31] <ExZippo_> until people get bored
[05:31] <WorkFrog> dont spoil it for me man im only on s2 ep10!
[05:31] <ExZippo_> WorkFrog: Walt is actualy Neo
[05:31] <ExZippo_> and Lost was a matrix tie-in
[05:31] <finn_> especially the ending
[05:31] <WorkFrog> aw man :/
[05:31] <finn_> when that one guy
[05:31] <finn_> what was his name?
[05:31] <Rjx> its all happening in Hurley's head
[05:32] <finn_> hah
[05:32] <Rjx> and he's on a greyhound coach
[05:32] <ExZippo_> Rjx: In the matrix
[05:32] <Rjx> from NYC to Arizona
[05:32] <Rjx> imagining it all
[05:32] <WorkFrog> heh, better not be
[05:32] <WorkFrog> cos that is a week explaination
[05:32] <finn_> prison break is watchable
[05:32] <ExZippo_> Rjx: Get The Young Ones.
[05:32] <ExZippo_> DO IT
[05:32] <ExZippo_> NOW
[05:33] <ExZippo_> Also Faulty Towers
[05:33] <Rjx> the polar bear is an alsatian dog
[05:33] <Rjx> that keeps bothering him
[05:33] <Rjx> yeah i've seen Fawlty Towers
[05:33] <ExZippo_> Get it anyway
[05:33] <WorkFrog> red dwarf is classic
[05:33] <ExZippo_> also all the Red Dwarf and Blackadder
[05:33] <Rjx> i grabbed two series of red dwarf
[05:33] <Rjx> having trouble sourcing the rest
[05:33] <finn_> knight rider
[05:34] <finn_> I have the first and maybe second season of M.A.S.H.
[05:34] <finn_> somewhere
[05:34] <finn_> is fun
[05:34] <WorkFrog> the o.c. ;x
[05:34] <WorkFrog> not.
[05:34] <finn_> no
[05:35] <WorkFrog> I want to skewer them all with a pitch fork
[05:35] <finn_> don't make jokes like that or I'll "goatse" you to spoilers.com or something
[05:35] <The|Dude> I have the full run of The Rockford Files
[05:35] <The|Dude> well, my dad does
[05:35] <WorkFrog> sorry finn_, wont happen again
[05:35] <The|Dude> but they're sitting here next to me
[05:35] <WorkFrog> ;]
[05:35] <finn_> :D
[05:36] <finn_> I'm on prison break 1x16 now
[05:37] <finn_> but I'm beginning to think they're never really gonna break out, just talk ab
[05:38] <WorkFrog> oh Rjx, did you watch Life on Mars?
[05:38] <WorkFrog> thats quite good
[05:43] <jeek> YOUR MOTHER IS QUITE GOOD
[05:43] <jeek> ooo zing!
[05:43] <WorkFrog> oh man you cut me deep
[05:43] <WorkFrog> ouch.
[05:44] <jeek> Your mother cuts you deep!
[05:44] <jeek> ooo zing!
[05:44] <jeek> Hrm.
[05:44] <WorkFrog> oh man, two zings inside a minute
[05:44] <WorkFrog> how am I going to carry one?!
[05:44] <WorkFrog> -e
[05:45] <ExZippo_> Your mother gets more than two zings a minute
[05:46] <ExZippo_> and by zings I mean cocks
[05:46] <catnip> stupid buff kuntz! all muscle and agressive, as soon they hear the pricker b
[05:46] * WorkFrog cires
[05:46] * WorkFrog also sucks at typing
[05:46] <ExZippo_> Your mother sucks at typing
[05:46] <catnip> just had one pass out on me
[05:46] <ExZippo_> and by "at typing"
[05:46] <ExZippo_> I mean Cocks
[05:47] <The|Dude> catnip: before or during?
[05:47] <WorkFrog> on form today eh ExZippo_
[05:47] <catnip> during the initial proceedings
[05:47] <The|Dude> ha
[05:47] <ExZippo_> Your mother is on form
[05:47] <ExZippo_> and by form
[05:47] <catnip> like, as I was trying to do the outline
[05:47] <ExZippo_> I mean cocks
[05:47] <The|Dude> well I can't really say anything, I've never gotten one
[05:47] <WorkFrog> doh
[05:47] <catnip> and he fainted
[05:47] <The|Dude> bummer for him
[05:48] <The|Dude> what do you do about it?
[05:48] <catnip> get out of the way
[05:48] <The|Dude> good idea
[05:48] <catnip> so I dont get hurt
[05:48] <catnip> then I try to pick him up
[05:48] <catnip> give him some juice/sugar
[05:48] <DigDug> you know what's funny
[05:48] <catnip> but this guy was about 250 pounds
[05:49] <DigDug> my roommate has like 15 diferent shampoo and soap bottles in the shower
[05:49] <DigDug> and they all claim to be different
[05:49] <DigDug> but they all have the same ingredients
[05:49] <catnip> gay roommates suck
[05:49] <catnip> :]
[05:49] <DigDug> all the same cheapass crap that fucks up your skin
[05:49] <DigDug> hilarious
[05:49] <catnip> tell him to be a man and wash with soap
[05:49] <catnip> hair too
[05:50] <mef> gross
[05:50] <DigDug> i'd be pretty disturbed if my roommate turned into a man
[05:50] <DigDug> considering that my roommate is female
[05:50] <catnip> oh
[05:50] <catnip> cool, pics please
[05:50] <DigDug> haha she is like 60 years old, dude
[05:50] <DigDug> i don't think you want to see that
[05:50] * catnip shuts up
[05:50] <mef> roomin with your granny??
[05:50] <DigDug> also, my shampoo is eons better than hers
[05:51] <Rjx> just watch harold and maude
[05:51] <DigDug> mef: aunt's friend
[05:51] <Rjx> pretty much the same thing
[05:51] <DigDug> Rjx: i love that movie
[05:51] <Rjx> maybe because you're in it
[05:51] <DigDug> it was better than signing a lease at the time
[05:51] <DigDug> Rjx: i wish ;[
[05:51] <DigDug> that car was awesome
[05:52] <catnip> I'm getting a new car soon
[05:52] <catnip> gonna trade in mine
[05:52] <DigDug> buy a jag and modify it into a hearse
[05:52] <DigDug> it's the only way to go
[05:53] <catnip> erm, I need a real world car
[05:53] <catnip> and by real world I mean europe
[05:53] <csqrl> lawlz@olene log
[05:53] <catnip> and by europe I mean small
[05:54] <DigDug> csqrl: new one?
[05:54] <The|Dude> get a metro!
[05:54] <metric> God i love knowing i`m superior to my family
[05:54] <The|Dude> or european equivalent
[05:54] <catnip> Im getting a fiat
[05:54] <The|Dude> also good
[05:54] <catnip> punto 1.1
[05:54] <catnip> hatchback
[05:54] <metric> When the widow at the funeral greets you with damn you`ve a big fucker, igno
[05:54] <The|Dude> my dad and I are in the process of fixing his 1973 Spider
[05:55] <DigDug> fiat currencies suck
[05:55] <The|Dude> haha
[05:55] <catnip> times are a bit tight to get an aston martin db9 vantage
[05:55] <catnip> so, I'll settle for this
[05:56] <catnip> almost the same effect tough, all cars do the same speed when stuck on city
[05:56] <csqrl> same one from last night i guess
[05:56] <csqrl> also fuck aston martins
[05:57] <csqrl> rg wants me to take over her auti tt quattro lease
[05:57] <catnip> nice car
[05:57] <Efreeti> http://qdb.us/34141
[05:57] <catnip> is it silver or black?
[05:57] <Efreeti> i don't get it
[05:57] <csqrl> silver
[05:57] <Efreeti> how do you light a cig "backwards"?
[05:57] <csqrl> you light the filter
[05:58] <Efreeti> smoke the filter away?
[05:58] <catnip> and choke on the fumes
[05:58] <catnip> btw, lighhting up now
[05:59] <catnip> 2 packs a day keeps long life expectancy away
[05:59] <csqrl> blegh
[05:59] <csqrl> at half a pack i felt like shit every day
[06:00] <catnip> amateur
[06:00] <catnip> :P
[06:00] <catnip> I used to smoke 3
[06:00] <WorkFrog> bloody hell
[06:00] <Efreeti> you little pussies
[06:00] <csqrl> been smoking on and off for 8 years
[06:00] <Efreeti> i go trough two lighters a day
[06:00] <csqrl> 4 of those being cloves
[06:00] <catnip> but it was making my mornings a bit... choky on the mouthwash and toothpaste
[06:00] <Efreeti> ;)
[06:00] <Efreeti> no, i quit
[06:00] <Rjx> cloves are nasty
[06:00] <Efreeti> one cig this whole year
[06:01] <csqrl> cloves are really tasty
[06:01] <csqrl> and they buzz awesome
[06:01] <csqrl> but yeah
[06:01] <catnip> whats a clove?
[06:01] <csqrl> special occasions and shit only
[06:01] <Efreeti> a cigarette brand i presume
[06:01] <csqrl> if you go thorugh more than four a day, you're going to be hurting
[06:01] <catnip> like mini cigars a la caffé creme?
[06:01] <csqrl> ..clove cigs?
[06:01] <catnip> those are nice
[06:02] <csqrl> i'm down to 4-5 cigs a day and it's droppin' fast
[06:02] <Rjx> yeah, when i first met sara she offered me a clove cigarette
[06:02] <catnip> url clove cigarettes
[06:02] <cadaver> - "clove cigarettes": http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2317.html
[06:02] <Efreeti> i have told myself i could smoke at parties
[06:02] <Rjx> and given at the time i didn't give a shit about my health
[06:02] <Efreeti> but i haven't so far
[06:02] <Rjx> i thought sure, why not
[06:04] <The|Dude> ok I think thats it
[06:04] <The|Dude> got my last paper done
[06:04] <The|Dude> all I've got now is an essay in 3 hours
[06:04] <The|Dude> and I'm done for the semester
[06:04] <The|Dude> er
[06:04] <The|Dude> exam in 3 hours
[06:05] <Efreeti> :D
[06:05] <Efreeti> good fucking luck
[06:05] <The|Dude> thanks
[06:05] <Rjx> good luck
[06:05] <Rjx> i should be heaving off myself in a sec
[06:05] <Rjx> appointment with the head doctor
[06:05] <Rjx> need to practice acting normally
[06:05] <Efreeti> heh
[06:05] <Efreeti> why?
[06:05] <metric> lol, normally for what?
[06:05] <metric> english ?
[06:06] * metric represses
[06:06] <Rjx> because if i act out of the ordinary
[06:06] <Rjx> i'll probably come back with a whole new set of medications
[06:06] <Efreeti> hm
[06:06] <The|Dude> ugh
[06:06] <The|Dude> fuck medication
[06:07] <Rjx> plus i'm hoping my antipsychotic dosage will be reduced
[06:07] <Rjx> i stopped taking the stuff a year ago
[06:07] <The|Dude> ha
[06:07] <Rjx> but at least this way i'd waste less
[06:07] <The|Dude> I took ritalin for the first time in months today
[06:07] <The|Dude> so I could focus on this paper
[06:07] <metric> i took 10 ritalin then played wow, was on it for 9 hours
[06:07] <The|Dude> christ
[06:07] <Rjx> dopamine agonists, not my thing
[06:08] <The|Dude> I have a prescription for ritalin for just that reason, so I can focus
[06:08] <metric> i`ve not got a perscription we`d just run low on everything else and it was
[06:08] <catnip> I can play wow for 9 hours on cofee and cigs
[06:08] <The|Dude> I usually do fine without it though
[06:08] <metric> i leveled someones starting character from 3 to 9, never played the game bef
[06:08] <metric> not going anywhere near that game again
[06:08] <Rjx> studies seem to be showing long-time users of it have higher rates of psychosis
[06:08] <Rjx> which is understandable
[06:09] <catnip> 6 levels in 9 hours?
[06:09] <Rjx> given the observable phenomena of amphetamine psychosis
[06:09] <catnip> only?
[06:09] <catnip> I got my shadow priest to level 20 in 6 hours
[06:09] <catnip> thst thott stats dont lie
[06:10] <Efreeti> 6 hours?
[06:10] <catnip> yes, but its my alt, so I got him lots of goodies first
[06:10] <Efreeti> i usually take 24-28 hours to 20
[06:10] <catnip> like all blue equip
[06:10] <catnip> lots of potions form my lvl300 alchemy cahr
[06:10] <Efreeti> if i have one day played at lv 20, i'm more than satisfied
[06:10] <catnip> char*
[06:10] <jeek> Even the blue balls?
[06:11] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:11] <catnip> blue steel balls
[06:11] <catnip> lol
[06:11] <Efreeti> all blue equip at level 1-20?
[06:11] <Efreeti> somehow i don't believe you
[06:11] <catnip> some blue, some green
[06:11] <catnip> not all blue cause there's not a lot of blue stuff for low levels
[06:12] <Efreeti> fastest i've been to 20 was 19 hours ...with my shaman *sigh*
[06:12] <catnip> but he was nicely prepared to do quests
[06:12] <Efreeti> which is now 23 :S
[06:12] <jeek> Slash'em > WoW
[06:12] <catnip> altouhg this priest is pvp only
[06:12] <Rjx> nethack > WoW
[06:12] <catnip> dont ask me to go on instances
[06:12] <Efreeti> pvp </3
[06:13] <The|Dude> Eve > WOW
[06:13] <ExZippo_> I PvP and raid
[06:13] <Efreeti> zork > nethack
[06:13] <jeek> Nethack is almost Slash'em
[06:13] <catnip> I dont heal, just deal the damage
[06:13] <ExZippo_> because I am a nerd
[06:13] <Efreeti> funny
[06:13] <Efreeti> i quest and explore
[06:13] <ExZippo_> I use PvE sword spec in PvP because I am too lazy to respec
[06:13] <Efreeti> because i'm a nerd
[06:13] <Efreeti> or geek
[06:13] <Efreeti> <- lore buff
[06:14] <Efreeti> so nerds grind and pvp, geeks quest and pve?
[06:14] <ExZippo_> Well
[06:14] <ExZippo_> I say nerd
[06:14] <Efreeti> ;)
[06:14] <ExZippo_> but I'm really not
[06:14] <ExZippo_> I am just unemployed
[06:14] <ExZippo_> so I have a lot of time on my hands
[06:14] <Efreeti> I'm employed
[06:14] <catnip> mindblast-shadow word pain-fear-mindblast done
[06:15] <ExZippo_> which is good for raids and PvP
[06:15] <ExZippo_> haha shadow word pain
[06:15] <Efreeti> raids as in mc, bwl, aq?
[06:15] <The|Dude> strongly considering reactivating my eve account now that I'm out of schoo
[06:15] <ExZippo_> way to be the worst DoT in the game
[06:15] <The|Dude> for the summer, at least
[06:15] <ExZippo_> Efreeti: MC, Ony and ZG/AQ20
[06:15] <catnip> worst?
[06:15] <Efreeti> rupture is the worst DoT
[06:15] <Efreeti> bar none
[06:15] <WorkFrog> w2
[06:15] <poopy> WorkFrog temp 68F/20C; wind ENE 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:18AMBS
[06:15] <catnip> have you seen a shadow priest lvl60 doing damage?
[06:15] <WorkFrog> woo
[06:16] <ExZippo_> Rupture is actualy insanely good in raids but I won't tell you non-rogues
[06:16] <Efreeti> i'm a rogue
[06:16] <ExZippo_> Then you should know why :P
[06:16] <Efreeti> my prime alt = rogue
[06:16] <catnip> rogues are the worst class for me to pvp
[06:16] <catnip> all else just gets owned
[06:16] <Efreeti> well, perhaps it LEAPS up over the usable rates when i get to 60
[06:17] <Efreeti> and i understand why, ExZippo_
[06:17] <catnip> it will, but keep all your points on shadown talents until you are lvl 40
[06:17] <Efreeti> but it seems just that the damage is always less or = the eviscerate damage
[06:17] <Efreeti> and i'd just eviscerate and damage there and then than put a fucking dot on
[06:18] <ExZippo_> You use it because with relentless strikes it's a 0 energy finisher and wi
[06:18] <ExZippo_> Get two points, SnD, points, rupture, SnD, etc
[06:18] <ExZippo_> then get the rythem up
[06:18] <Efreeti> hm
[06:19] <Efreeti> well, i concentrate on a crit build as i'm still leveling
[06:19] <ExZippo_> I out-DPS epic'd out rogues in MC and don't pull agro, and I have terrible
[06:19] <Efreeti> im daggers, dagger mainhand, insane agi for my level
[06:19] <ExZippo_> I'm in blues, with two purples
[06:19] <catnip> well, bbl - work
[06:19] <ExZippo_> later cat
[06:20] <catnip> later
[06:20] <ExZippo_> Efreeti: If you're going to grind level, go swords, also if you want to ra
[06:20] <ExZippo_> if you want to PvP
[06:20] <Efreeti> i'm not grinding
[06:20] <Kurin> My god
[06:20] <Efreeti> fuck no
[06:20] <Kurin> This fucking customer
[06:20] <ExZippo_> go Cold Blood prep Daggers
[06:20] <Kurin> "My server has been down for two hours and how can I know that I will have re
[06:21] <Kurin> "Sorry sir, but Windows is broken. I can reinstall it but the fee is $39"
[06:21] <Kurin> "Yes but if I agree and it gets back up then how can I know I will be compens
[06:21] <Kurin> Your broke your shit
[06:21] <Kurin> We all know it
[06:21] <Kurin> Just pay the fucking fee
[06:21] <Kurin> He had an Indian accent too
[06:21] <Kurin> Which I'm starting to learn is trouble
[06:21] <Efreeti> :S
[06:21] <Kurin> Indian is the new Jew
[06:22] <Efreeti> i'm glad i'm not doing support
[06:22] <Efreeti> one guy i "know" has gotten all bitter and antisocial because of it
[06:22] <ExZippo_> What's the new indian then?
[06:22] <ExZippo_> Mexicans?
[06:22] <Kurin> Pakistan
[06:23] <Efreeti> he treats the customers like porcelain, and treats other people as crapdung
[06:23] <Efreeti> home in 5 :3
[06:24] <The|Dude> Kurin: How can Pakistan be the Indian?
[06:24] <The|Dude> They fucking hate each other
[06:24] <Efreeti> the new indian has to be cheap, technologically inclined and have a disting
[06:25] <Kurin> But still poop in the streets
[06:25] <metric> scotish?
[06:25] <WorkFrog> worse
[06:25] <WorkFrog> welsh
[06:25] <The|Dude> haha
[06:25] <metric> technologically inclined
[06:25] <metric> sheep are not technology
[06:25] <WorkFrog> maybe not welsh then
[06:25] <WorkFrog> hahaha
[06:26] <metric> tell the jocks computers will make them independant and they will turn into
[06:26] <Efreeti> webcoding question
[06:26] <Efreeti> you only have to change iso-8859-1 to UTF-8 in the start of the html for it
[06:27] <WorkFrog> yar
[06:27] <Efreeti> kthx
[06:27] <Efreeti> but
[06:27] <Efreeti> homeward bound
[06:27] <Efreeti> cya in 30
[06:28] <WorkFrog> ciao
[06:29] <utopian> ExZippo_: signed, I recently switched daggers just because I couldn't scoop
[06:29] <utopian> but I'll be damned if I can't twoshot almost any caster in chinny gear
[06:30] <ExZippo_> Swords just do so much more DPS in a raid it's not funny
[06:30] <utopian> just because it's extremely energy efficient
[06:30] <ExZippo_> since instants are weapon +damage
[06:30] <utopian> not to mention sword spec procs
[06:30] <ExZippo_> and the extra attacks
[06:30] <ExZippo_> yah
[06:30] <mef> you nerdlingers
[06:30] <utopian> windfury totem = feint city
[06:30] <ExZippo_> I use a Lifestealing Krol, and a lifestealing Skullforge
[06:30] <ExZippo_> I'm alliance
[06:30] <utopian> interesting
[06:31] <utopian> I'm horde
[06:31] <utopian> orc
[06:31] <utopian> pretty lame, I should have rolled undead
[06:31] <ExZippo_> Greater blessing of kings + battle shout :)
[06:31] <ExZippo_> http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1884/heh3qg.jpg
[06:31] <utopian> I've pretty much said to my guild that if they let me scoop brutality blade
[06:32] <utopian> *respec
[06:32] <ExZippo_> I hardly quested at all, and knew exactly the spec I was going, I was a Pv
[06:32] <utopian> yeah the only reason my guild keeps me is for my PvP utility
[06:33] <utopian> I've held three people off a flag in Arathi Basin alone for about 2 minutes
[06:33] <ExZippo_> I use daggers with my PVe sword spec
[06:33] <DigDug> oh, whoops
[06:33] <DigDug> looks like i don't have enough $$$ to pay rent ;[
[06:33] <ExZippo_> It's hilarious in BGs
[06:33] <ExZippo_> DigDug: NAUGHTY
[06:33] <DigDug> "whoops"
[06:34] <DigDug> not until friday, anyway
[06:34] <utopian> you've got to, but CB/Prep just pulls such high ambush crits
[06:34] <utopian> I hated going back to combat... when I did that my ambushes averaged around
[06:34] <utopian> and even then they were far too low
[06:35] <ExZippo_> utopian: Once I get the last 10,000 of the 21,000 AV rep, I'll respec PvP
[06:35] <utopian> haha nice nice
[06:36] <utopian> our guild happens to be the best PvP guild on the server (in a week of 95 W
[06:36] <utopian> so I've been tagging along and gaining a rank a week
[06:36] <utopian> wondering if I should just wait for high warlord
[06:36] <ExZippo_> You're fucking horde
[06:36] <ExZippo_> It's not hard to win :P
[06:36] <utopian> are you kidding? :/
[06:36] <ExZippo_> Oh I will just stun this orc RESISTED
[06:36] <utopian> if your paladins play correctly, you'll beat us
[06:37] <utopian> oh, I will just stun this paladin BoF!!
[06:37] <ExZippo_> Oh look a shaman FROSTSHOCK EARTHBIND LOL
[06:37] <utopian> blessing of protections
[06:37] <ExZippo_> Fear that UD! WILL OF THE LOLSAKEN
[06:37] <utopian> blessings of god knows what
[06:37] <utopian> human casters? rogues are gone.
[06:38] <ExZippo_> Oh dude we total have this tauren WARSTOP LOL
[06:38] <ExZippo_> dude
[06:38] <ExZippo_> If you pop perception
[06:38] <ExZippo_> you have to know there was a rogue there first
[06:38] <ExZippo_> and it's a 3 min cooldown
[06:38] <utopian> surprisingly enough it's not hard to know.
[06:38] <ExZippo_> 25% stun resist
[06:39] <ExZippo_> Breaking fears etc
[06:39] <utopian> usually when I can stealth up to someone I stealth literally 2 seconds befo
[06:39] <ExZippo_> Warstop is 2 mins
[06:39] <ExZippo_> Horde get PvP racials, no doubt. :P
[06:39] <utopian> and alliance don't?
[06:39] <ExZippo_> ....
[06:39] <utopian> shadowmeld gives you a free stealth cooldown.
[06:39] <ExZippo_> 10% extra rep for the win!
[06:39] <utopian> not to mention shadowmeld aimed shot, shadowmeld charge...
[06:40] <ExZippo_> Shadow meld aimed shot doesn't work anymore dude
[06:40] <utopian> gnome rogue > ud mage
[06:40] <utopian> it doesn't work the uncannily broken way it used to
[06:40] <utopian> anyway, I gtg, final coming up
[06:40] <ExZippo_> pff
[06:40] <utopian> in 20 minutes. :/
[06:40] <ExZippo_> I'd never give up my 10% rep though
[06:40] <ExZippo_> shince it's World of Repgrind
[06:43] <bjornh> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597 just a little sk
[06:45] <ExZippo_> jesus fuck
[06:45] <ExZippo_> that's fucking awesome
[07:05] <DigDug> man, i need some shirts
[07:06] <DigDug> i can't believe people pay $50 for a shirt ;[
[07:06] <DigDug> even $25 is pretty preposterous
[07:07] <WorkFrog> a shirt shirt, or a t-shirt?
[07:07] <S2K> i've seen a $200 t-shirt
[07:07] <DigDug> a dress shirt
[07:07] <DigDug> also, gap.com's interface fucking sucks
[07:08] <WorkFrog> £40 I normally pay for a good dress shirt
[07:08] <WorkFrog> but thats very rare
[07:08] <WorkFrog> calc 40 gbp in usd
[07:08] <cadaver> - 40 British pounds = 74.36 U.S. dollars
[07:09] <DigDug> oh yeah, i can't even afford these
[07:09] <DigDug> until friday
[07:09] <DigDug> damn this
[07:11] <WorkFrog> I got paid yesterday
[07:11] <WorkFrog> praise the lord
[07:11] <WorkFrog> I was counting my coppers to get the train to work this morning :/
[07:11] <DigDug> ;[
[07:12] <DigDug> crap, i forgot that i have to visit a user today
[07:12] <DigDug> i'm wearing this raggedy-ass shirt that i've had for like 5 years
[07:13] <DigDug> o vell
[07:13] <DigDug> latesr
[07:13] <WorkFrog> ciao
[07:26] <DigDug> man, wireless makes me feel like i live in the future
[07:26] <DigDug> url brighton beach q train
[07:26] <cadaver> - "brighton beach q train": http://www.mta.nyc.ny.us/nyct/service/qline.htm
[07:26] <hermes> i cant find tshirts under $49
[07:26] <hermes> err $40
[07:27] <ZeK666> digdug: you get wifi on brighton :o
[07:27] <DigDug> yeah
[07:27] <DigDug> from the starbucks
[07:27] <DigDug> train is leaving now though haha
[07:27] <DigDug> bbl
[07:27] * cadaver grabs DigDug
[07:27] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[07:28] <ZeK666> starbucks invaded brighton? bastards
[07:39] <metric> heh, i just been playing pacman and i remember playing vr pacman
[07:39] <metric> anyone else played that?
[07:40] <S2K> metric: isn't that the stuff they play in singapore?
[07:56] <metric_> best cut down saying G-ds name
[08:13] <FlaVouR> url image "mike Ness"
[08:13] <cadaver> - "image "mike Ness"": http://www.last.fm/music/Mike+Ness/+images
[08:15] <dekkon> .link http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--medicalmari
[08:15] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newjersey/ny-bc-nj--medicalma
[08:17] <Rjx> amazing, connected to 21 seeds and getting 312B/s
[08:17] <Rjx> go go public tracker
[08:17] <issuez> rjx
[08:17] <issuez> funny
[08:17] <Rjx> that's 0.3KB/s
[08:17] <Rjx> hey amey
[08:17] <Rjx> did you get my message
[08:17] <issuez> yessss
[08:19] <issuez> i forget what other #s
[08:20] <issuez> w2
[08:20] <poopy> issuez temp 46F/8C; wind SSW 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:49AM; Sun
[08:20] <issuez> oh it snowed last night
[08:20] <issuez> fab
[08:20] <issuez> today its supposed to be 70
[08:21] <issuez> i kind of missed co weather
[08:21] <issuez> but yea, kind of not.
[08:21] <Rjx> w2
[08:21] <poopy> Rjx temp 70.2F/21.2C; wind West 1.0mph/1.6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:54
[08:21] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[08:21] <poopy> Rjx temp 71F/21C; wind ENE 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:18
[08:21] <metric_> w2 manchester, england
[08:21] <poopy> metric_ location not found
[08:21] <metric_> fuck off
[08:21] <Rjx> that's because manchester is homosexual
[08:22] <WorkFrog> BAH
[08:22] <issuez> hah
[08:23] <metric_> the ethnicity of your linage resembles people of lesser breading sir
[08:23] <metric_> bah typo
[08:23] * metric_ hangs head in shame
[08:23] <dekkon> .link http://revolution.ign.com/articles/706/706955p1.html Duck Hunt II on W
[08:23] <poopy> dekkon - http://revolution.ign.com/articles/706/706955p1.html - Duck Hunt II
[08:23] * metric_ is now known as metric
[08:23] <Rjx> holy shit dekkon
[08:23] <Rjx> excuse me while i wet my pants
[08:23] <Rjx> that's not sarcasm, i loved duck hunt
[08:23] <Rjx> apart from that goddamn dog
[08:24] <S2K> duck hunt!
[08:24] <metric> mmm the dogs sucked
[08:24] <S2K> i always wanted to shoot that dog
[08:24] <metric> heh always tried to shoot when it jumped into the grass
[08:24] <GerblNut> they should make it more realistic this time
[08:24] <issuez> god i love life cereal
[08:24] <Rjx> i like total
[08:24] <Rjx> but don't tell anyone;[
[08:25] <metric> birdflu and millions dead if the ducks get past you?
[08:25] <Rjx> 16:24 < metric> mmm the dogs sucked
[08:25] <GerblNut> like you get up at 4 a.m. and freeze your ass off, so the first 3-4 hours
[08:25] <Rjx> can you please explain the use of 'mmm' in this context
[08:25] <Rjx> because it seems to imply that you ate the dogs
[08:25] <Rjx> and they were tasty
[08:25] <GerblNut> then come noon, your sweating and have beads of sweat pouring down the scr
[08:25] <issuez> that kind of makes me pukey
[08:25] <Rjx> and i don't know what else 'mmm' could possibly mean
[08:25] <Rjx> mMmMm i have a pen!
[08:26] <S2K> mmmm yes doggy suck
[08:26] <metric> mmmm as in agreement noise
[08:27] <issuez> liar
[08:27] <S2K> aha
[08:27] <metric> only when in court with your mum over child support costs issuez
[08:27] <puzzles> don't spell things with z's!
[08:28] <Rjx> don't use apostrophes for plurals!
[08:28] <issuez> my mom is married to a preacher, so anyone is better than him
[08:28] <issuez> thanks!
[08:28] <dekkon> WELCOME BACK AMY
[08:28] <issuez> spanks
[08:28] <issuez> =D
[08:28] <puzzles> Rjx: i used to not use apostrophes for plurals, but there are some cases wh
[08:29] <puzzles> such as with single letters or acronyms
[08:29] <issuez> i have so many photos to upload
[08:29] <issuez> like hahah
[08:29] <issuez> i got pictures of hot chicks on the beach for you losers
[08:29] <GerblNut> woohoo!
[08:29] <S2K> i use apostrophes when mentioning model numbers
[08:29] <dekkon> woo
[08:29] <Rjx> url hot chicks with losers
[08:29] <cadaver> - "hot chicks with losers": http://www.usmagazine.com/blog/2006/04/10/hot-s
[08:29] <S2K> like, x86's
[08:29] <Rjx> url hot chicks with douchebags
[08:29] <issuez> but i gotta get them uploaded
[08:29] <cadaver> - "hot chicks with douchebags": http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?li
[08:29] <Rjx> ;[
[08:29] <issuez> there were tons of those on south beach
[08:30] <GerblNut> how many pictures of you in a bikini / thong?
[08:30] <issuez> hot chicks with rich old bald menz
[08:30] <issuez> sick
[08:30] <issuez> south beach sucks
[08:30] <Rjx> so i went for my appointment with my psychiatric consultant today
[08:30] <issuez> i wanted to run them all over in my truck
[08:30] <Rjx> and he randomly started asking me about skype
[08:30] <issuez> the valet guys hate me
[08:30] <GerblNut> did he fling bats at you?
[08:30] <Rjx> and then how to find the MAC address of his PDA
[08:30] <Rjx> i told him i'd have to bill him for my time
[08:30] <S2K> lol
[08:30] <Rjx> because i'm paying to be there
[08:30] <issuez> to valet my truck for 4+ hours it was 50$
[08:31] <issuez> @ the national hotel
[08:31] <puzzles> Stay Puft Marshmellow Man Finds Love!
[08:31] <S2K> woohoo!
[08:31] <Rjx> 16:29 <+GerblNut> how many pictures of you in a bikini / thong?
[08:31] <Rjx> you mean two tents and 30ft of rope
[08:31] <GerblNut> well that was assumed of course
[08:31] <issuez> haha
[08:31] <issuez> stfu
[08:34] <issuez> i didnt even fall in the pool during the wedding ceremony in my 4 inch heals
[08:34] <dekkon> i love it when it rains
[08:34] <issuez> i even had to walk a longgggggggggggggg ways like, 1 foot from the pool
[08:34] <issuez> on cobblestone
[08:34] <issuez> the maid of honor was stiletos
[08:36] <issuez> and palm trees hitting me in the head
[08:36] <issuez> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/140855239/ noindex
[08:36] <S2K> nice
[08:38] <dekkon> thats hot
[08:39] <issuez> i have a new boyfriend too
[08:39] <issuez> grooms cousin throwin the mack on a bridesmaid
[08:39] <Rjx> ~~~infatuation~~~~~~
[08:39] <jeek> I thought you were married?
[08:39] <issuez> SO WHAT
[08:39] <Rjx> i don't know how to do purple and yellow colour codes with irssi
[08:39] <Rjx> so you'll have to pretend
[08:39] <issuez> hahaha
[08:40] <issuez> jeek, the bastard knows about my new puerto rican/dominican boyfriend, he sa
[08:40] <dekkon> ~~~~~~~~~~infatuation~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[08:40] <issuez> hector was all, WHICH COUSIN WAS IT, LETS KICK HIS ASS... the bastard was li
[08:40] <issuez> haha
[08:40] <issuez> good times
[08:40] <issuez> i miss florida already
[08:40] <Rjx> inFATuation
[08:41] <Rjx> teehee
[08:41] <issuez> i am fat
[08:41] <daze> ames: does this apply to you yet? http://www.pichut.org/up/mothersday.gif
[08:41] <issuez> its gross
[08:42] <dekkon> man, i love watching springer
[08:42] <dekkon> the early episodes were the best
[08:42] <issuez> i love watching maury povich, DNA tests results only
[08:42] <dekkon> I KNOW 500% HE THE BABYS DADDY
[08:42] <dekkon> wrong
[08:43] <issuez> damn i want some more cereal
[08:44] <Thuryn> 500%? she checked 5 times?
[08:45] <dekkon> http://revolution.ign.com/articles/706/706955p1.html
[08:45] <jeek> I bet I'm fatter than youuuuu
[08:45] <dekkon> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8418525132
[08:45] <issuez> yesterday it was some bitch like MURRRY I AM ONE THOUZZAND AND TEN PERCENT S
[08:45] <issuez> so and so, you are NOT the father
[08:45] <issuez> maury all plays it up too
[08:45] <issuez> he so good for drama
[08:47] <issuez> daze im sure i dont know what you are refering to
[08:50] <Workdug> it's official, i am a quiche-eater
[08:51] <Workdug> but only because i was in the mood for eggs and that was the closest i coul
[08:52] <Workdug> wtf
[08:52] <Workdug> some guy wearing all black just came in here and asked me if i need a shoe-
[08:52] <Workdug> and he was holding a black pair of shoes for demonstration or something
[08:53] <dekkon> thats the code phrase
[08:53] <Workdug> shit ;[
[08:53] <Workdug> Girl to friend: You know, when i found out precum could get you pregnant, I
[08:53] <Workdug> --Brooklyn Tech
[08:54] <Workdug> FALSEHOOD ALERT!!! FALSEHOOD ALERT!!! FALSEHOOD ALERT!!! FALSEHOOD ALERT!!!
[08:54] <issuez> hi pen
[08:54] <daze> pen know of a good mp3 splitter?
[08:54] <Thuryn> girls at brooklyn tech don't actually get laid irl?
[08:55] <dekkon> url good mp3 splitter
[08:55] <cadaver> - "good mp3 splitter": http://www.softpedia.com/get/Multimedia/Audio/Audio-
[08:55] <dekkon> pow
[08:55] <WorkFrog> right in the kisser
[08:55] <Thuryn> dekkon, your net-fu is strong today
[08:56] <Workdug> daze: audacity
[08:56] <Workdug> Man using an ATM: Every time I use one of these things I feel like I'm givi
[08:56] <Workdug> --8th & 16th
[08:56] <Workdug> ainnat the truth
[08:57] <issuez> yess
[08:57] <issuez> honey nut cheerios
[08:57] <issuez> http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1375.html noindex
[08:59] <jeek> What was the last thing I said?
[08:59] <issuez> [09:44] <jeek> I bet I'm fatter than youuuuu
[09:00] <Workdug> i paid $1.75 to take some money out this morning
[09:00] <Workdug> because i had to pay the rent ;[
[09:01] <Workdug> that is an awesome photo, amy
[09:01] <issuez> i had to pay 3.75$ in south beach at an atm, dont bitch
[09:01] <issuez> thats mother fucking extortion
[09:01] <WorkFrog> calc 3.75 usd in gbp
[09:01] <cadaver> - 3.75 U.S. dollars = 2.01721356 British pounds
[09:01] <WorkFrog> jesus
[09:01] <WorkFrog> that is bad
[09:02] <Workdug> http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1375.html @anon
[09:02] <Workdug> ^--amy take note
[09:02] <issuez> ?
[09:02] <issuez> thats what i just pasted
[09:04] <Workdug> yeah
[09:04] <Workdug> see how i used the @anon trigger?
[09:04] <Workdug> that means the link will be posted without a nickname
[09:04] <Workdug> ^_^
[09:04] <issuez> oh
[09:04] <issuez> yea that went way over my head
[09:05] <Workdug> cuz ur short lol
[09:05] <issuez> your mother
[09:06] <bos`> lol wtf
[09:06] <Rjx`> lol u lye
[09:06] <Workdug> yeah, my mom is pretty short
[09:07] <issuez> i wish i had a piece of that wedding cake
[09:07] <issuez> i wonder if i can just go buy a wedding cake without a wedding
[09:08] <lude> wedding cakes are expensive
[09:09] * Rjx` changes topic to '<issuez> i wonder if i can just go buy a wedding cake withou
[09:09] <S|mon> you can but you may as well just buy 10000 swiss rolls
[09:10] <issuez> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/140878729/ noindex
[09:10] <issuez> i should have totally had some
[09:11] <dekkon> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/140872630/in/set-72057594126200829/
[09:11] <issuez> what about it
[09:12] <issuez> hes gay
[09:12] <dekkon> quite obviously
[09:14] <issuez> i love all of my friends
[09:14] <issuez> seeing them once a year sucks
[09:14] <dekkon> it looks like he is dancing like the kid off Peanuts
[09:14] <metric> never seen issuez before mmmm
[09:14] <dekkon> standing in place, head bobbing left and right
[09:14] <issuez> haha
[09:14] <dekkon> feet shuffling
[09:14] <issuez> hes the coolest gay every
[09:15] <issuez> hector and the bastard said it best: hes the kind of gay guy you wish was st
[09:15] <issuez> but im glad hes gay
[09:16] <metric> cos you like giving it to him in the ass?
[09:16] <issuez> how was that neccessary?
[09:16] <issuez> necessary
[09:17] <issuez> did you guys see my new boyfriend
[09:18] <issuez> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/140861875/in/set-72057594126200829/ noin
[09:18] <issuez> haha
[09:18] <issuez> <3
[09:18] <issuez> i hate regular cheerios
[09:18] <issuez> WHAT KIND OF STORE DOESNT HAVE HONEY NUT
[09:19] <issuez> balls i say.
[09:20] <Rjx`> LIBERAL CHUBBY CHASER
[09:20] <var> hellz ya hai amy!
[09:21] <issuez> var!!@#@!$
[09:21] <var> glad to see yo umade it back alive
[09:21] <Workdug> i like both
[09:22] <issuez> yea i didnt know if i was going to make through NOLA
[09:22] <issuez> in fact, im not really sure how we made it through new orleans at all
[09:22] <issuez> protests, garbage, bridges still out
[09:22] <var> pygmies headhunters
[09:22] <issuez> warzone, is all i can say
[09:22] <var> lions tigers
[09:22] <issuez> seriously it looked like a war zone
[09:23] <issuez> like bosnia
[09:23] <var> i believe
[09:23] <issuez> only with election signs everywhere
[09:24] <issuez> hah rjx
[09:24] <issuez> ok cheerio time
[09:26] <Workdug> oh man
[09:26] <Workdug> 1) there is a shortcut for calling london in this phone system
[09:27] <Ifrit> ok, my week is ruined
[09:27] <Workdug> this is great, because i'm dialing 2 digits instead of like 7
[09:27] <Ifrit> the warrior fucking ninjaed the LF gauntlets, which i have been trying to get
[09:27] <Workdug> 2) i just called this guy and he's on the phone, and the answering service
[09:27] <Workdug> Ifrit: oh noes
[09:27] <Ifrit> I had NEVER seen them drop, until today
[09:28] <Ifrit> over 30-40 emperor runs before 1.10, timmy/scarlet runs after 1.10
[09:28] <Ifrit> first time drop
[09:28] <Ifrit> and this
[09:28] <Workdug> However, when smoked, eugenol numbs the throat and impairs the gag reflex.
[09:30] <Workdug> what the fuck
[09:30] <Workdug> everything2.com is blocked now
[09:34] <TMH_> haha
[09:35] <TMH_> I have a british accent so I guess that means I'm awesome
[09:35] <dekkon> you keep on telling yourself that
[09:36] <TMH_> !cc .at
[09:36] <cadaver> .at: Austria
[09:38] <sili> haha
[09:38] <sili> I like to answer phone in russian accent
[09:38] <sili> that really screws with the customers
[09:39] <dekkon> i like calling channel members and fucking with their last names
[09:39] <GerblNut> which is why you have never been given my phone number
[09:40] <sili> mine wouldn't be hard to find
[09:40] <sili> luckily it has call screening
[09:40] <GerblNut> nor would mine for Dekkon
[09:41] <dekkon> well its kinda pointless now because i can call from the gubmint phone
[09:41] <dekkon> cant*
[09:41] <dekkon> gerbilnut works at a spa
[09:41] <GerblNut> no, but i do want that brazillian wax
[09:42] <dekkon> razor does me just fine
[09:42] <dekkon> and the woman loves it
[09:42] <GerblNut> [dekkon] and the men loves it
[09:43] <dekkon> ;[
[09:44] <dekkon> .link http://www.usatoday.com/money/2006-05-10-penny-info_x.htm?csp=34 a bri
[09:44] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.usatoday.com/money/2006-05-10-penny-info_x.htm?csp=34 - a
[09:45] <dekkon> The Mint projects that the annualized cost for the penny in 2006 will be abo
[09:51] <var> cost to manufacture ?
[09:51] <metric> yes
[09:52] <metric> hmmm, they should do a buy back
[09:52] <metric> or do like the monster ra ving looney party was gonna do
[09:52] <metric> introduce a 99p note
[09:52] <metric> or 99 cent in this case
[09:52] <pinin> soo tired
[09:53] <pinin> last day of studying
[09:53] <pinin> i haven't used this laptop in months
[09:53] <pinin> other laptop refused to get online
[09:53] <var> last day of studying was like hrmmm 10 yrs ago so nice
[09:53] <var> heh
[09:53] <pinin> me thinks it was a shared ip problem i was too lazy to diag
[09:53] <pinin> haha var
[09:53] <pinin> i grad on saturday so this is my last day of studying ever
[09:53] <pinin> :DD
[09:53] <var> sweet man
[09:53] <var> congrats
[09:54] <GerblNut> congrats indeed
[09:54] <pinin> thx ;]
[09:54] <GerblNut> I'm going to be in San Antonio end of next month, drop in and we'll crash
[09:54] <Workdug> congrats jester!
[09:55] <metric> jestlers done something?
[09:56] <pinin> lol
[09:56] <jmx> goddamn it
[09:56] <jmx> why did my computer restart itself?
[09:57] <kitchen> jmx: i installed sub7 on it
[09:57] <sili> yeah
[09:57] <jmx> i'll install my fist in your face
[09:57] <sili> you watch some stupid ass porn
[09:58] <sili> also
[09:58] <GerblNut> anyone know how much a small PO Box costs?
[09:58] <sili> HKYHDS!
[09:58] <sili> $75 a year
[09:58] <Workdug> GerblNut: in nyc, it's costing me $50/year
[09:59] <sili> I rented one in Carmel for $75
[09:59] <kitchen> i just have all of my mail delivered to work
[09:59] <GerblNut> the usps.gov site is showing fee groups and different prices for those, th
[09:59] <kitchen> my boss' wife collects it all and slaps it on my desk
[10:00] <GerblNut> well this would be for a business venture my company would be best not kno
[10:00] <terminal> it depends where you live
[10:00] <sili> http://downldcl.adtoolsinc.com/dl/?FI=1138
[10:02] <GerblNut> well looks like i'll be going to the post office to find o ut
[10:03] <Sohcahtoa> God damn only 10 days into the month and I've already used 80% of my band
[10:03] <Workdug> dreamhost plz
[10:03] <GerblNut> what site Sohcahtoa?
[10:04] <Sohcahtoa> www.sohcahtoa.net
[10:04] <GerblNut> bet we can max you out by the end of the day
[10:04] <Sohcahtoa> >:-(
[10:04] <csqrl> so
[10:04] <csqrl> looks like some people are trying to coin the term 'iJacking' to refer to ide
[10:04] <terminal> gross
[10:04] <Workdug> :((((
[10:04] <Sohcahtoa> Workdug: The people on a forum were not recommending dreamhost.
[10:05] <csqrl> http://www.identityguard.com/M/fraudprotection/def.asp
[10:05] <terminal> gross
[10:05] <ohnedich> iFisting
[10:05] <GerblNut> Sohcahtoa, a good number of us use dreamhost without complaint
[10:05] <csqrl> nice strategy
[10:05] <csqrl> too bad iJacking is pretty dumb
[10:05] <csqrl> gerb, how much do you pay for dreamhost
[10:05] <csqrl> monthly
[10:05] <terminal> Sohcahtoa: sign up for dreamhost witht the coupon WAIVEME and you won't ha
[10:05] <Workdug> Sohcahtoa: maybe you shouldn't host all those images -=x
[10:05] <GerblNut> 27 for the first year, then like $14 a month i think
[10:05] <Workdug> Sohcahtoa: dreamhost works great for me
[10:06] <Workdug> i prepaid for 2 years
[10:06] <Sohcahtoa> WorkFrog: Its the videos that kill me
[10:06] <pinin> i prepaid for 2 years ago at 7.95/mo
[10:06] <GerblNut> i will most likely just host on our office servers after that year is up
[10:06] <GerblNut> just because i'm cheap
[10:06] <Workdug> it looks like there was one instance of mysqld being down at some point for
[10:07] <pinin> lol
[10:08] <GerblNut> ahh, month to month is only $9.95, thats less then my ReplayTV costs
[10:08] <Workdug> the best part about dreamhost is the increasing quotas
[10:08] <csqrl> well, fuck dreamhost anyway
[10:08] <Workdug> http://www.dreamhost.com/r.cgi?125091
[10:08] <Workdug> ;[
[10:09] * terminal stabs Workdug
[10:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:09] <terminal> i claimed him first
[10:09] <Workdug> ;[
[10:09] * geck stabs terminal
[10:09] <terminal> ow
[10:09] <Sohcahtoa> I used 1.5 gb of bandwidth in only 10 days
[10:09] <geck> don't stab him!
[10:10] <GerblNut> I have over a 1TB of bandwidth for the month through them
[10:10] <Sohcahtoa> gonna look at my access logs
[10:11] <GerblNut> 1.15TB actually
[10:11] <Sohcahtoa> On may 1st I had over 400 megs of traffic
[10:11] * geck snickers
[10:12] <Workdug> ouch
[10:12] * geck pushed about 4tB of BW last month
[10:12] <Sohcahtoa> I'm expecting a lot of traffic today
[10:13] <Sohcahtoa> Its only 10 AM and I've got over 200 megs
[10:13] <geck> what do you host, Sohcahtoa?
[10:13] <Workdug> so a lot of people looking at those videos?
[10:13] <Workdug> err, i meant, who is looking at those videos?
[10:13] <Workdug> other than me right now
[10:14] <shitfish> what videos ?
[10:14] <Sohcahtoa> I'm working on a program to convert roller coaster tracks made with No Li
[10:14] <Sohcahtoa> The videos are showing my current progress.
[10:14] <Workdug> Web Server Statistics for geekissues.org
[10:14] <Workdug> Average data transferred per day: 298.30 megabytes
[10:14] <Sohcahtoa> I'm posting the links to the videos on CoasterSims.com and the POV-Ray ne
[10:14] <Workdug> Average successful requests per day: 87,282
[10:16] <GerblNut> does that include carnival Workdug?
[10:16] <Workdug> no
[10:16] <GerblNut> i imagined carnival would cause more then 298Mb's of usage
[10:20] <shitfish> i need some low bandwidth porn
[10:22] <pinin> www.asciiporn.com
[10:24] <jmx> lol
[10:27] <shitfish_> that link doens't work
[10:27] <shitfish_> dammit
[10:27] <shitfish_> :d
[10:27] <pinin> oh sorry it's http://www.asciipr0n.com/
[10:27] <pinin> legit-^
[10:27] <shitfish_> can you believe I'm lame enought to actually try that link
[10:28] <shitfish_> you can give me 10 more
[10:28] <shitfish_> I'll keep trying
[10:28] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4751501.stm
[10:28] <pinin> i don't need to cause that is the correct url
[10:28] <pinin> tons of pr0n on there
[10:28] <jmx> so women really are naturally attracted to assholes?
[10:28] <shitfish_> yes
[10:28] <jmx> Women are fine tuned subconsciously to detect the qualities they are looking fo
[10:28] <shitfish_> very true
[10:29] <jmx> good thing im an asshole
[10:30] <jmx> However, the results also showed that they tended to opt for men with a greater
[10:30] <jmx> so child molesters would have it made
[10:31] <jeek> :D
[10:31] <jeek> SWEEEEEEET
[10:32] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4755827.stm
[10:32] <jmx> i'm unconvinced
[10:35] <Osman> Is AMD coming out with a new processor?
[10:36] <Osman> I heard they're just naming it AMD2 :/
[10:36] <soapy`> 2 for 2x the awesome
[10:36] <Anezka> Well...it's not like Intel was more creative..
[10:36] <Osman> lol
[10:37] <soapy`> alright we've got the pentium 3 what new and inovative thing should we name
[10:37] <soapy`> (guy off to left) how bout the computator
[10:37] <Anezka> O.o
[10:37] <soapy`> (guy up front) thats just stupid were going with p4
[10:37] <Anezka> Well...obiously the name was picked by men. Uncreative bunch
[10:38] <soapy`> hey when processors start having frilly lace then they can be named by women
[10:38] <Workdug> privet anezka
[10:38] <Anezka> =)
[10:39] <Workdug> who picked your name?
[10:39] <Anezka> My mother =D
[10:39] <Workdug> <g>
[10:39] <Workdug> are you polish?
[10:39] <Zeratulcr> gnight all
[10:39] <jmx> A farmer who builds gallows and has sold them to African countries with poor hu
[10:39] <Anezka> Uh, nope. Just picked a name from a game character.
[10:39] <Workdug> ah
[10:39] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/suffolk/4754515.stm
[10:39] <jmx> haha
[10:40] <Anezka> I'm not too far away from Poland though. Germany
[10:40] <jeek> You forgot Poland!
[10:40] <jeek> brb phone
[10:40] <Anezka> Eh?
[10:40] <jeek> oh shit
[10:40] <Workdug> Anezka: yep, your ip
[10:40] <jeek> It was 2004.
[10:41] <jeek> It wants its meme back.
[10:41] <Osman> Dug, how much do you get paid for being on IRC? :P
[10:41] <Workdug> one million dollars
[10:41] <Workdug> per hour
[10:41] <Osman> And if it's lots, then... are they hiring ;)
[10:41] <Osman> lol
[10:41] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4753623.stm
[10:41] <jmx> i dont get the deal with the burkas
[10:41] <jmx> if some student wants to wear em why not let them?
[10:42] <Osman> lol
[10:42] <Osman> IT's the guys, they became so curoius they want to check her out
[10:42] <Osman> badly.
[10:42] <Workdug> brb
[10:42] <metric> nooo
[10:42] <metric> think of the money workdug
[10:47] <Osman> I'm going to wait for AM2 launch date and probably
[10:47] <Osman> start building a newcomp usng that ;x
[10:52] <pinin> i shall be building a new super computer soon
[10:52] <pinin> hopefully in a month or two
[10:53] <Osman> lol
[10:53] <Osman> I don't if i should just get an Asus A8N-SLI motherboard
[10:53] <Osman> with a super athlon FX chip
[10:53] <Osman> ;/
[10:54] <Osman> or await for AMD2
[10:54] <Osman> and its motherboards ;p
[10:57] <jmx> fuck your supercomputer jester
[10:57] <Osman> lol
[10:58] <jmx> i need to refurbish my finances
[10:58] <Osman> Some guy got a decal on his "souped up" honda :/ on his window it says "Googl
[10:58] <Osman> what a waste of money
[10:58] <Osman> >.<
[10:59] <jmx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4753435.stm
[10:59] <var> put all the $ on the over total goals in the next sens sabres
[10:59] <jmx> they are so stupid
[10:59] <Osman> who ae you cheering for?
[10:59] <jmx> lol
[10:59] <Osman> are*
[10:59] <jmx> 8 var
[10:59] <var> sabres
[11:00] <var> only cause they are darkhorse
[11:00] <Osman> good good :P
[11:00] <var> im a blues fan
[11:00] <var> #1 pick baby
[11:00] <Osman> lol
[11:00] <var> haha
[11:00] <Osman> rofl
[11:00] <jmx> if the sabres win the series var
[11:00] <jmx> im blaming you
[11:00] <Osman> I feel for the guy whos the next "gretzky" and gets first pic from them
[11:00] <var> haha
[11:00] <var> nah man
[11:00] <var> we got new ownership
[11:00] <var> and alot of money to spend in free agency
[11:00] <var> to get to even minimum payroll
[11:01] <jmx> whos the gm?
[11:01] <var> first time we missed playoffs in 20 + yrs
[11:01] <var> time being still larry pleau
[11:01] <Osman> :/
[11:01] <jmx> he going to get canned?
[11:01] <Osman> didn't you guys miss the playoffs last season?
[11:01] <var> no we scraped in
[11:01] <var> 2 yrs ago
[11:01] <var> las year was lockout
[11:01] <Osman> meh
[11:01] <var> nobody played
[11:01] <Osman> I KNOW THAT
[11:01] <var> haha
[11:01] <Osman> which is why i said last season :P
[11:01] <jmx> everyone sucked last year
[11:01] <jmx> nobody won a game
[11:01] <Osman> I wanted calgary to win ~.^
[11:02] <jmx> fuck calgary
[11:02] <jmx> i hate them
[11:02] <Osman> FUCK OFF
[11:02] <Osman> I DO TOO
[11:02] <Osman> but when they win
[11:02] * WorkFrog is now known as workfrog
[11:02] <Osman> blowjobs for everyone ;x
[11:02] <jmx> they are a bunch of obnoxious assholes when they win
[11:02] <Osman> all women going crazy, sucking your dick, because the flames won
[11:02] <jmx> ooh ooh look at us, we are teh awesomeness
[11:02] <jmx> when it was all kipprosoff
[11:02] <Osman> COW TOWN
[11:02] <Osman> word
[11:03] <Osman> it's always the goalie
[11:03] <Osman> ;p
[11:03] <jmx> like when the sabres went to the finals with hasek
[11:03] <jmx> the team sucked otherwise
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[11:03] <Osman> Toad?
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[11:04] <Osman> no more crack for you!
[11:04] <Workdug> http://www.quest.com/toad_for_oracle/
[11:04] <Osman> is it the company you work fr?
[11:04] <Osman> for*
[11:04] <Workdug> nah, i just use the tool
[11:07] <kitchen> http://edge.scriptkitchen.com:81/~kitchen/csstest.html why the hell doesn't
[11:08] <sili> cause you touch yourself at night
[11:08] <Osman> just a bar that says ome stuff here ;x
[11:08] <Osman> but im guessng ome is some
[11:08] <Osman> ;/
[11:08] <kitchen> Osman: right, but it is supposed to have rounded corners
[11:09] <Osman> maybe you just usck at coding
[11:09] <Osman> lol j/k
[11:09] <Osman> ;(
[11:09] * Osman runs away
[11:09] <jmx> maybe you suck at insults
[11:09] <kitchen> css != code
[11:09] <Osman> Give me a break, I'm black
[11:11] <Osman> I totally quiet out the room :/
[11:12] <jmx> everyone was checking to make sure you hadnt robbed them
[11:12] <Osman> lol
[11:12] <GerblNut> fucker took my gold tooth!
[11:12] <Osman> LIES
[11:12] <Osman> I DENIE THOSE ALLEGATIONS
[11:12] <Rjx> 26 seeds
[11:12] <Rjx> 4.7KB/s
[11:13] <Rjx> gogogogo
[11:13] <Osman> lol
[11:13] <Osman> whatcha' downloadin' ?
[11:13] <Rjx> two simpsons episodes
[11:13] <Rjx> 9 hours in i almost have a quarter of one episode
[11:13] <Osman> lol
[11:14] <Osman> dial up?
[11:14] <Rjx> no, just that people on public trackers are jerks
[11:14] <Osman> adelphia.net? didn't that company get shut down :/
[11:14] <kitchen> no
[11:14] <kitchen> adelphia is my cable provider
[11:15] <Osman> meh
[11:15] <Rjx> you're thinking of napster
[11:15] <Osman> lol
[11:15] * Osman is going to stop watching CNN :/
[11:15] <kitchen> while(<>){s/lol//ig;print;}
[11:16] <GerblNut> this coding shit sucks, i was never meant to be a programmer
[11:16] <mef> lol
[11:16] <kitchen> GerblNut: bust out a shell, type this:
[11:16] <kitchen> perl -e 'while(<>){s/lol//ig;print;}'
[11:17] <GerblNut> nah, i'm good
[11:17] <kitchen> then copy/paste some IRC chat into there
[11:17] <Rjx> problem exists between kitchen and chromosomes
[11:17] <GerblNut> lmao
[11:17] <GerblNut> that was a good one
[11:27] <Osman> brb
[11:42] <timmo> http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?link=Halo3Announcement
[11:43] <Osman> :/
[11:43] <Osman> no PC version of it?
[11:44] * timmo changes topic to 'omg a new (bsides/outakes of illinois) sufjan stevens album is ou
[11:44] <timmo> it surprises me
[11:44] <timmo> that they didnt have halo3 with the 360 launch
[11:45] <kitchen> *shrugs*
[11:45] <timmo> considering that halo is pretty much the mario, or sonic for the xbox
[11:45] <kitchen> yea, instead they had *pfft* project gotham racing
[11:45] <timmo> oblivion is really the only reason right now to buy an xbox
[11:46] <timmo> infact i think i might go play it in a minute
[11:46] <Jimmothy> that game makes my dreams weird
[11:48] <Osman> :/
[11:48] <Osman> I try to get the 360
[11:48] <Osman> fucking have to wait for like months :s
[11:48] <Osman> annoying ;\
[11:50] <Osman> But apparently, Microsoft is going to speed up its production on the 360. IF
[11:50] <timmo> theres nothing wrong with mine
[11:50] <timmo> havent had any overheating problems or anything
[11:51] <timmo> i still think sony is out of their damn minds
[11:51] <timmo> $600 for a fucking ps3
[11:52] <Osman> how much is 360 right now?
[11:52] <Osman> for the fully loaded one i guess :P
[11:52] <kitchen> $400 for a premium system
[11:52] <Osman> Pretty no point in getting a core ;/
[11:52] <kitchen> retail
[11:52] <kitchen> yea there's no point in getting a core
[11:52] <Osman> pretty much*
[11:52] <timmo> well see the thing is with the 360, compared to the ps3
[11:53] <timmo> the core system of the 360 has everything you need, the loaded one has EXTRAS
[11:53] <timmo> the core ps3 is actually missing things you cannot upgrade to
[11:53] <kitchen> actually, you need a hard drive to play on live
[11:53] <timmo> that are included in the ps3
[11:53] <kitchen> are you sure?
[11:53] <timmo> kitchen: yeah but you can buy that
[11:53] <timmo> yes
[11:53] <kitchen> hrm.
[11:53] <timmo> the ps3 not premium
[11:53] <kitchen> what the fuck is sony thinking
[11:53] <timmo> is missing card readers
[11:54] <timmo> ill grab the specs sheet hold
[11:54] <timmo> http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/2197/ps3chartalt4aq0hz.png
[11:54] <kitchen> it's missing hdmi, but i figured that was just a different media dongle
[11:54] <Osman> fucking Ps3, I hoping it was going to be the shit. but, now i'm probably goin
[11:55] <timmo> the things circled are whats missing from the $500 system
[11:55] <kitchen> weird.
[11:55] <timmo> yeah
[11:55] <Osman> so it's core system is not even
[11:55] <timmo> also
[11:55] <Osman> HDTV compatible?
[11:56] <kitchen> Osman: probably with component video
[11:56] <timmo> pretty much
[11:56] <kitchen> but that means it's 720p max
[11:56] <timmo> they stole the tilt controller shit
[11:56] <timmo> from nintendo
[11:56] <timmo> at the last moment
[11:56] <timmo> AND
[11:56] <timmo> took out the rumble from the controller
[11:56] <kitchen> yea
[11:56] <timmo> and basically its the same controller it has been since the ps1
[11:56] <kitchen> that doesn't make any sense to me
[11:56] <Osman> And what the fuck is with nintendo calling the revolution "Wii" now?
[11:56] <Osman> that fucking blew it for nintendo i bet
[11:56] <kitchen> EVERY OTHER GAMING SYSTEM HAS A RUMBLE CONTROLLER
[11:57] <timmo> http://img189.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ps3bside9ll.jpg
[11:57] <timmo> plus that is ugly
[11:57] <kitchen> from the ps1 with dualshock and the n64 with the rumblepack
[11:57] <kitchen> every console has had a vibrating controller
[11:57] <kitchen> timmo: i think it's sexy looking, but the problem is you can't stack it
[11:57] <Osman> :/
[11:57] <kitchen> it has to be the top of your component stack, which to me is bogus.
[11:57] <timmo> i personally like the vibrating controller
[11:58] <Osman> I dunno though I still would probably buy it, not the core system but the ful
[11:58] <timmo> because in game it can be set to do a lot of things
[11:58] <GerblNut> of course you do timmo
[11:58] <timmo> yeah
[11:58] <Osman> Because there's games I want to play
[11:58] <Osman> ;/
[11:58] <GerblNut> that controller has gotten you through some long lonely nights
[11:58] <timmo> im not paying $600
[11:58] <Osman> that would only come to the Ps3
[11:58] <timmo> gerbil: your wife
[11:58] <Osman> ;/
[11:58] <GerblNut> :(
[11:58] <kitchen> i'll probably buy it if they come out with a leet gran turismo for it
[11:58] <kitchen> but otherwise, i'll just stick with my 360 and buy a wii
[11:58] <timmo> theres so much i could spend $600 on
[11:58] <kitchen> yea
[11:59] <timmo> im going to hold off on the wii
[11:59] <Osman> Wii all i want from it
[11:59] <Osman> is the for zelda
[11:59] <timmo> even though its like $250
[11:59] <Osman> =]
[11:59] <kitchen> $600 could get you a decent television
[11:59] <timmo> nintendo's console games have been so/so
[11:59] <kitchen> metroid dude
[11:59] <kitchen> metroid.
[11:59] <Osman> A used HDTV Compabitle set
[11:59] <Osman> ;p
[11:59] <Osman> for 600 dollars
[11:59] <Osman> ;/
[11:59] <timmo> their handheld games have been the shit though
[11:59] <kitchen> yea
[11:59] <kitchen> nintendogs > *
[12:00] <timmo> like the gamecube just wasnt that great of a gaming system for adults
[12:00] <timmo> /older gamers
[12:01] <Osman> meh
[12:01] <timmo> what pisses me off
[12:01] <Osman> I jsut want to play zelda :/
[12:01] <Osman> But are they really going to stick with the remote controller?
[12:01] <timmo> is that square probably wont make ff available for it
[12:01] <timmo> but then again
[12:01] <timmo> fuck ff
[12:01] <timmo> ffx was shit
[12:01] <kitchen> yea
[12:01] <kitchen> ff7 was the bestest
[12:01] <Osman> ya
[12:01] <Osman> ff7
[12:02] <timmo> osman: if you turn that remote sideways its the same as a normal nintendo con
[12:02] <Osman> I still have my memory card on it
[12:02] <timmo> 9 was good too
[12:02] <timmo> 8 wasnt too horrible
[12:02] <kitchen> arguably one of the best games ever made
[12:02] <Osman> still stuck on final dude ;(
[12:02] <Osman> fucking cheap mofo
[12:02] <kitchen> although ff7 had some major hacks
[12:02] <Osman> Sephoirot or w/e
[12:02] <kitchen> like the w-item duplication bug
[12:02] <Osman> ;o
[12:02] <kitchen> infinite megalixirs 4tw
[12:02] * Osman didn't know of these hacks.
[12:02] <Osman> gameshark hacks?
[12:02] <kitchen> any item you could throw in combat you could duplicate if you had w-item ma
[12:03] <kitchen> no
[12:03] <timmo> 3:02] [kitchen] like the w-item duplication bug
[12:03] <timmo> hah ya
[12:03] <kitchen> gold chocobos were a bitch to breed though
[12:03] <timmo> i used to have awesome materia combos
[12:03] <Osman> Sephy dude kept pissing me off
[12:03] <kitchen> i just had w-summon and kotr on all 3 characters
[12:03] <kitchen> yes, I mastered 3 copies of kotr
[12:03] <Osman> Every time i was about to kill
[12:03] <timmo> where it would do kotr when you died, and some other random shit
[12:03] <kitchen> timmo: oh yea
[12:03] <Osman> HE'd fucking pull of soemshit ;(
[12:03] <timmo> and people would mime it
[12:03] <timmo> it was awesome
[12:03] <kitchen> final attack + phoenix
[12:04] <kitchen> counterattack + kotr
[12:04] <kitchen> or something like that
[12:04] <kitchen> you can't lose.
[12:04] <kitchen> we talked about it way back in here
[12:04] <timmo> man you know what game WAS awesome
[12:04] <timmo> ffc
[12:04] <timmo> for the gamecube
[12:04] <kitchen> I think I set up that materia combo and went after emerald weapon
[12:04] <kitchen> and just kinda sat there and won.
[12:05] <timmo> that game was so underrated
[12:05] <kitchen> w-summon kotr 3 times and wait until my next turn
[12:05] <timmo> ruby was fucking hard
[12:05] <timmo> i set kotr on his ass
[12:05] <kitchen> yea
[12:05] <timmo> and he took out like
[12:05] <kitchen> barely phases him
[12:05] <timmo> everyone on my team after i kotr'd him
[12:05] <Osman> Have you seen Final fantasy Advent Children?
[12:05] <timmo> yeah
[12:05] <Osman> I think it's caled Advent childtren ;s
[12:05] <Osman> meh
[12:05] <timmo> it could have been a lot better
[12:05] <Osman> Ya
[12:05] <kitchen> Osman: ahh, that's what i needed to buy on dvd recently
[12:05] <timmo> but the graphics were good
[12:05] <Rjx> you guys are sounding like snow
[12:06] <Osman> I downloaded the japanese version :/
[12:06] <Osman> I bet the english version have like pokemon voice characters and shit
[12:06] <Osman> ;/
[12:06] <timmo> dude dont even get snow started
[12:06] <kitchen> i had a weire problem on my emulator though when i was playing ff7
[12:06] <timmo> that fucking guy
[12:06] <timmo> has played ff7 so many times
[12:06] <kitchen> the train sequence where you have to alternate hitting the buttons simultan
[12:06] <kitchen> that just didn't work in the emulator
[12:07] <kitchen> so i had to remap my keys a couple times to hack it
[12:07] <kitchen> and wtf, why is it so hard to find a pixel ruler image on the web
[12:08] <soapy`> |-----|
[12:08] <dekkon> imageurl pixel ruler image
[12:08] <cadaver> http://images.google.com/images?q=pixel+ruler+image
[12:08] <kitchen> dekkon: yea, i checked there
[12:09] <timmo> imageurl your wife
[12:09] <cadaver> http://images.google.com/images?q=your+wife
[12:11] <Osman> :/
[12:11] <Osman> that's my wife on there!
[12:11] <Osman> j/k
[12:11] <GerblNut> w 78476
[12:12] <cadaver> Weather for Corpus Christi, Texas (78476) Conditions & - Updated at 1:5
[12:12] <GerblNut> 100°F :(
[12:12] <Osman> w Peace River, Canada
[12:12] <cadaver> Weather for Peace River, Alberta - Updated at 1:00 PM MDT on May 10, 2006 [
[12:12] <Osman> :/
[12:12] <GerblNut> they allow blacks in Canada?
[12:12] <Osman> lol
[12:13] <Osman> Apparently
[12:13] <Ifrit> ;[
[12:13] <Osman> I love this small ass town, I should of moved into one a long time ago.
[12:14] <Osman> Only black person around >.<
[12:14] <Osman> No ugly girls except for 3.
[12:14] <jmx> peace river isnt a small town
[12:14] <Osman> lol
[12:14] <Osman> it's semi small
[12:14] <Ifrit> how many inhabitans?
[12:14] <jmx> i grew up in a smalltown
[12:14] <jmx> 400 people
[12:14] <jmx> thats a small town
[12:14] <Osman> Ya but to me peace river is small
[12:14] <Osman> I lived in Vancouver
[12:14] <Osman> ;/
[12:14] <Ifrit> i asked how many inhabitans peace river has
[12:14] <jmx> ive lived there as well
[12:15] <jmx> well, just outside of it
[12:15] <Osman> lol
[12:15] <Osman> ;p
[12:15] <Ifrit> Osman?
[12:15] <jmx> 6000ish i think
[12:15] <Osman> hold on
[12:15] <Osman> I'm looking
[12:15] <Ifrit> ok, that's a pretty small town
[12:15] <jmx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peace_River,_Alberta
[12:16] <Osman> but, i live in a town 15 minutes from it :/
[12:16] <Osman> but im in peace river most of the time.
[12:16] <Ifrit> what is needed for city status in Canada?
[12:16] <jmx> depends on the province
[12:16] <jmx> think its 10,000 in alberta
[12:16] <Osman> I'd say 15,000 now jmx
[12:16] <Osman> PEACE RIVER POPULATION IM REFERRING TO
[12:17] <jmx> 5,000 here cuz we have no people
[12:17] <Osman> lol
[12:17] <jmx> we all move to alberta
[12:17] <Osman> alberta bores me though :/
[12:17] <jmx> never lived there
[12:17] <Osman> all the hot girls are like
[12:17] <jmx> but i doubt its any more boring than anywhere else
[12:17] <Osman> in math 10 prep
[12:17] <Osman> for dumbasses
[12:17] <Osman> ;/
[12:18] <jmx> so the hot girls are stupid, how is that different than anywhere else?
[12:18] <Osman> they're much more stupid ;x
[12:18] <Osman> atleast the stupid girls in the city graduate.
[12:18] <Osman> these people still do their high school at the age for 20
[12:19] <Osman> OF*
[12:19] <Osman> ;/
[12:19] <jmx> bah i know lots of ugly girls who never graduated
[12:19] <Ifrit> in Norway it's at least 5000 inhabitants in the kommune (municipality), with
[12:19] <Osman> good
[12:19] <Ifrit> for city status
[12:19] <Osman> I dont want to go ugly college parties >.<
[12:19] <jmx> hot girls dont have a monopoly on stupidity
[12:19] <jmx> at least wiht a stupid girl you dont need to worry about intelligent conversati
[12:21] <jmx> Ifrit: town is 500, city 5,000 here but provinces with larger populations its d
[12:21] <Osman> Remote Desktop access is annoying
[12:21] <dekkon> vnc <3
[12:21] <Osman> I keep sending an email to myself of an assignment, doesn't fucking go to the
[12:21] <Ifrit> the three largest cities in norway are Oslo, Bergen and Trondheim, with 538 4
[12:21] <Osman> :/
[12:22] <Osman> thats small
[12:22] <Ifrit> I'm from the outside of Bergen
[12:22] <Osman> whats the total population of norway?
[12:22] <csqrl> this just in
[12:22] <csqrl> josh is the champion of the coveted josh vs josh ping pong tournament
[12:22] <Ifrit> 4 641 500 (feb 06)
[12:22] <GerblNut> dibs on next game
[12:22] <Ifrit> est.
[12:22] <GerblNut> I always play loser
[12:22] <Osman> lol
[12:23] <csqrl> in an epic fourth quarter turnaround, josh managed to return a killer topspin
[12:23] <Osman> lol
[12:23] <Ifrit> Norways population density is at 14 people per square kilometer (37 per squar
[12:24] <Osman> I've seen some of those tournaments on ESPN
[12:24] <Ifrit> calc 14 people per square kilometer in people per square mile
[12:24] <jmx> canadas population density is about 1 per sq km
[12:24] <csqrl> calc 14 km in m
[12:24] <Ifrit> calc 14 square kilometers in square miles
[12:24] <cadaver> - 14 kilometers = 14000 meters
[12:24] <cadaver> - 14 (square kilometers) = 5.40543022 square miles
[12:24] <csqrl> mi*
[12:24] <Ifrit> hmm
[12:24] <csqrl> calc 14 km in mi
[12:24] <cadaver> - 14 kilometers = 8.69919669 mi
[12:24] <Ifrit> bah
[12:24] <csqrl> amazing
[12:25] <Ifrit> calc 1 km in mi
[12:25] <cadaver> - 1 kilo
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