Session Start: Tue May 09 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <Efreeti> !cc .hi
[00:01] <pinkboa> .hi: None
[00:01] <pinin> jmx someone beat you to that one
[00:01] <Efreeti> !cc .da
[00:01] <pinkboa> .da: None
[00:01] <Efreeti> !cc .ri
[00:01] <pinkboa> .ri: None
[00:01] <Efreeti> :(
[00:01] <pinin> YOU SUCK
[00:01] <pinin> ;[
[00:02] * Efreeti commits hara-ki.ri
[00:02] <maru> !cc .ce
[00:02] <pinkboa> .ce: None
[00:02] <jmx> fucking work, dont have time to properly keep on top of the news
[00:03] <Efreeti> !CC .TA
[00:03] <pinkboa> .TA: None
[00:03] <kitchen> !cc cc
[00:03] <pinkboa> cc: Cocos (Keeling) Islands
[00:03] <Efreeti> !cc .ap
[00:03] <pinkboa> .ap: None
[00:03] <Efreeti> no oh-sn.ap
[00:03] <Efreeti> :(
[00:03] <Efreeti> !cc .oh
[00:03] <pinkboa> .oh: None
[00:04] <kitchen> !oh
[00:04] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[00:04] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[00:04] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[00:04] <Serena[T]> h
[00:05] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST M
[00:05] <kitchen> !fact
[00:05] <Tarkaan> Wild Bill Hickock had a brother. His name was Tame Bill.
[00:05] <GerblNut> 78) Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned TV set is the background rad
[00:09] <var> heh
[00:09] <var> i was the only one in gi on mindspring on that split
[00:09] <kitchen> hehe
[00:09] <var> miss the good ole days sometimes
[00:09] <kitchen> 02:57:45 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @var
[00:09] <kitchen> when gi was small?
[00:09] <var> nah
[00:09] <var> when chanfix didnt exist
[00:09] <kitchen> ahh
[00:09] <var> and you could get ops on a split
[00:09] <kitchen> yea but the TS would still deop you
[00:09] <var> yeah
[00:10] <kitchen> if you want pre-ts you're talking like.. 10 years ago
[00:10] <var> however i had ops already
[00:10] <pinin> haha those kinda takeovers were awesome
[00:10] <kitchen> pinin: hehe
[00:10] <var> and yah i been around 10 yrs
[00:10] <pinin> chanfix also stopped 95% of DoSing
[00:10] <var> heh
[00:10] <kitchen> unforunately i wasn't around in those days
[00:10] <kitchen> yea, chanfix is really nice
[00:10] <kitchen> not as intrusive as chanserv
[00:10] <kitchen> and it's based on empirical data of ownership of the channel
[00:10] <kitchen> not whoever happened to reg it first
[00:10] <pinin> just big brother watching us and making sure we are safe and sound
[00:11] <var> well empirical only goes so far
[00:11] <var> if some asshole worms in and gets a buncha clones going
[00:11] <pinin> chanfix is how the federal gov't should be run
[00:11] <var> they all count as 1 time on chanfix
[00:11] <kitchen> right
[00:11] <kitchen> but you'd have to hold it for a week or two to get chanfix to like them
[00:11] <kitchen> which would be rather difficult
[00:12] <pinin> unless current ops don't complain or don't care
[00:12] <pinin> 4 unique hosts for a week or something
[00:12] <kitchen> luckily, all of my 'public' channels have opers in them
[00:12] <pinin> you are just bribing the gov't!
[00:12] <kitchen> heh
[00:12] <jmx> lol
[00:13] <kitchen> you think anyone would really complain if lude masskilled a botnet that too
[00:13] <var> hehehe
[00:13] <kitchen> it's one thing to call on an outside oper buddy
[00:13] <pinin> he'd do it in a heartbeat
[00:13] <pinin> he's a true gangsta
[00:13] <kitchen> but when an oper is one of the fucking ops in the channel
[00:14] <pinin> i made that mistake before
[00:14] <pinin> back in the takeover days
[00:14] <pinin> i tried taking #pantera i think it was
[00:14] <pinin> only 3 ops
[00:14] <pinin> one was an oper
[00:14] <pinin> >;|
[00:14] <jmx> haha
[00:14] <kitchen> heh
[00:14] <pinin> but the channel was mine for about 3 minutes
[00:14] <pinin> MUHAHAHAHA
[00:14] <kitchen> hahaha
[00:14] <jmx> lol
[00:15] <jmx> did you make wise use of your 3 minutes?
[00:15] <pinin> you know it
[00:15] <pinin> i was famous!
[00:16] <jmx> as the idiot who didnt check to see if any of the three ops were opers?
[00:20] <pinin> yes
[00:20] <pinin> ;[
[00:20] <jmx> a guys gotta take fame however he can get it i guess
[00:20] <pinin> haha indeed
[00:20] <var> heh
[00:20] <var> such as me a "legendary founder and warez junkie"
[00:21] <var> as someone said last week
[00:21] <jmx> you wouldnt want to die as a complete unknown
[00:21] <var> and also an infamous "lurker"
[00:21] <var> heh
[00:21] <jmx> all positive things to be remembered for
[00:21] <kitchen> jmx: hence the HKYHDS
[00:21] <jmx> lol
[00:21] <pinin> rofl
[00:21] <kitchen> pinin: hey, how do i join the geekissues hotornot scoreboard
[00:21] <pinin> HKYHDS is world-renowned
[00:21] <kitchen> haha
[00:22] <pinin> no idea, ask one of the homos on there ;x
[00:22] <kitchen> HKYHDS is one of those "you had to be there" things
[00:22] <jmx> HKYHDS is one of those jokes that never goes away
[00:22] <kitchen> hehe
[00:23] <pinin> i don't even think jmx was here when it started
[00:24] <pinin> gah 2 tests left and i need to sleep in 6 minutes
[00:24] <pinin> afk
[00:24] <var> no but he's alright in my book not because of the hockey, or the fact he's not
[00:24] <var> :oP
[00:24] <jmx> http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060509/capt.tok22105090044.austr
[00:24] <jmx> haha
[00:24] <kitchen> pinin: tests?
[00:24] <jmx> heil hitler
[00:25] <jmx> lol var
[00:26] <jmx> ATLANTA - Testing for the
[00:26] <jmx> AIDS virus could become part of routine physical exams for adults and teens if
[00:26] <jmx> HIV testing to be as common as a cholesterol check.
[00:26] <jmx> i dont think ive ever had a cholesteral check
[00:27] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/hiv_testing
[00:27] <pinin> kitchen: practice tests for a final
[00:27] <kitchen> ahh
[00:27] <pinin> not till thursday but i'm compiling a list of shizzle
[00:27] <jmx> this just in, hollywood doesnt depict something accurately: http://news.yahoo.c
[00:27] <kitchen> heh
[00:27] <jmx> and normally they are a great source for accurate information
[00:28] <kitchen> totally
[00:28] <jmx> you keener you jester
[00:28] <pinin> i fucking hate yahoo
[00:28] <pinin> that url doesn't resolve
[00:28] <pinin> and neither does login.yahoo
[00:28] <pinin> so i can't check my email
[00:28] <pinin> >;[
[00:29] <jmx> yahoo email sucks anyways
[00:29] <kitchen> the new beta is ok
[00:29] <kitchen> but i don't like all the damn ads
[00:29] <kitchen> they're far more intrusive than gmail's ads
[00:30] <jmx> i havent looked at my account in a while
[00:30] <jmx> its just spam anyways
[00:30] <pinin> i have some important shit still going there
[00:31] <pinin> i need to finally make the final switch
[00:31] <jmx> i should dump my hotmail but i dont feel like sending a new address to people
[00:31] <pinin> haha i've never had a hotmail
[00:31] <pinin> ;]
[00:32] <var> i have a yahoo and a gmail
[00:32] <var> gmail being the one i check maybe every 2 weeks
[00:32] <var> irc me to contact me basically these days realtime or dont hear from me
[00:32] <jmx> i have yahoo, gmail, hotmail, school
[00:32] <var> heh
[00:32] <jmx> and i rarely check any of them
[00:34] <glen2> Morning all.
[00:34] <jmx> sort of like my phone, basically never answer it
[00:34] <kitchen> only person who ever calls me on my phone is my dad
[00:35] <kitchen> or occasionally, my boss
[00:35] <kitchen> if i'm out of the office
[00:35] <var> heh
[00:35] <pinin> gmail = real time, yahoo = once a week
[00:35] <jmx> i hate phones so i never give anyone my number if i can avoid it and dont answe
[00:35] <var> i get lots of hey man its the kid i need a ride blah blah
[00:35] <pinin> domains = once a day
[00:35] <var> cant wait
[00:35] <var> till his ass is 16
[00:35] <var> bitch get some milk
[00:35] <jmx> lol
[00:35] <kitchen> haha
[00:36] <pinin> hahaha
[00:37] <daze> http://uploader.ws/upload/200605/04_5.jpg
[00:38] <TMH_> oh man
[00:38] <TMH_> best episode of prison break
[00:38] <TMH_> ever
[00:38] <jmx> never seen any
[00:38] <daze> next is 05_5.jpg btw
[00:39] <daze> er 05_6.jpg
[00:40] <kitchen> bedtime, night ladies.
[00:40] <daze> night gf
[00:41] <pinin> night
[00:41] <pinin> fuck one more test and 10 min late already
[00:41] <jmx> bleh, bed for me as well
[00:41] <var> weak
[00:42] <var> 245 or so
[00:42] <var> heh
[00:42] <pinin> ouch daze that shit is cruel
[00:48] * Scmfrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
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[01:01] * Topic is 'nolet the winds of a civilized internet blow | this channel needs more emoticon
[01:01] * Set by var!var@24-107-145-118.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com on Mon May 08 22:36:55
[01:13] <WorkFrog> mornin
[01:13] <WorkFrog> w2
[01:13] <poopy> WorkFrog location not found
[01:13] <WorkFrog> w2 London, England
[01:13] <poopy> WorkFrog temp 50F/10C; wind West 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 5:1
[01:17] <Omnica> w3 Summerland, Canad
[01:17] <poopy> Omnica weather for Summerland, location not found
[01:17] <Omnica> w3 Summerland, Canada
[01:17] <poopy> Omnica weather for Summerland, location not found
[01:19] <The|Dude> go to bed now and study right before exam
[01:19] <The|Dude> or study now and wake up right before exam
[01:19] <Kurin> Go to bed now and wake up right before the exam
[01:19] <Kurin> Studying isn't going to help you
[01:19] <Kurin> What exam
[01:19] <The|Dude> History
[01:20] <The|Dude> 1500 to the present
[01:20] <The|Dude> really only 1870 or so to the present for this exam
[01:20] <Kurin> Spain was a big deal. Then they sank. Then England was a big deal. They fu
[01:23] <glen2> It's easire to think of a global empire being thought over.
[01:30] <Omnica> evening soh
[01:31] <timmo> http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/246/media8yl.jpg
[01:32] <timmo> looks like the ps3 ditched the boomerang
[01:32] <glen2> Aleksandr starts, Rome takes over and passes to Byzantium but drops the ball.
[01:32] <glen2> Germanys faild empire bid.
[01:32] <var> heh
[01:32] <var> dont forget napoleon
[01:32] <The|Dude> I'm pretty sure the questions are going to be a touch more specific
[01:33] <timmo> E3 2006: PS3 Date and Price Announced
[01:33] <timmo> System to come in two configurations, will cost up to $599.
[01:33] <timmo> jesus
[01:33] <timmo> christ
[01:33] <var> heh
[01:33] <var> evenin tim
[01:33] <timmo> . North America, Europe and Australasia will see the system six days later on
[01:33] <timmo> word up var
[01:34] <timmo> New PS3 controller will be wireless (or wired with USB to charge), will use t
[01:34] <timmo> gay
[01:34] <timmo> vibration/rumble is awesome
[01:34] <timmo> and moving the shoulder buttons is gay
[01:35] <timmo> theres no way id pay $600 for a console
[01:36] <var> i dont want
[01:36] <var> tilt control much
[01:36] <var> cause i dont want to have to hold my damn wrists perfectly still
[01:36] <var> during entire gameplay
[01:36] <timmo> ya
[01:37] <timmo> wireless is the shit though
[01:37] <timmo> since ive been playing the 360 wireless i dont know how i ever lived without
[01:37] <var> yah im playin wireless mlb2k6 right now on my xbox
[01:37] <var> but i don tmind wires either
[01:37] <var> phones networks or vidgame controllers
[01:37] <var> gimme oldschool
[01:37] <var> :o)
[01:37] <var> no browsing
[01:38] <glen2> Var, Napoleon tried to obtain the empire for the new Frence, but he failed so
[01:38] <timmo> im really impressed with the 360
[01:39] <var> even with his failure/defeat at waterloo he was heavily influential
[01:39] <var> eventually they all fell
[01:40] <var> although imo the thought process of the roman empire never really ended
[01:40] <The|Dude> timmo: I bought House of Leaves, I'll probably start reading it after fina
[01:41] <glen2> The developing USA, EU & China smack down contest should be an intresting twi
[01:41] <var> i want a good globalthermonuclear war sim
[01:41] <var> :o)
[01:42] <Efreeti> calc 600 usd in nok
[01:42] <pinkboa> - 600 U.S. dollars = 3668.51315 Norwegian kroner
[01:42] <Efreeti> not that bad
[01:42] <Efreeti> could have been worse
[01:42] <glen2> I think they're going to try and trach eash other currency and economys as th
[01:42] <Efreeti> although it will probably cost even more over here
[01:42] <timmo> dude: rad
[01:43] <Efreeti> but again, it will fall in price over time
[01:45] <timmo> The 20 gb comes with no HDMI port, no plug for SD / CompactFlash / Memory Sti
[01:45] <timmo> The 60 gb has an Ethernet port but also has built in wifi. It includes the HD
[01:45] <timmo> what kind of bullshit is that
[01:45] <timmo> atleast with the 360 if you buy the cheaper version its the same thing
[01:45] <timmo> minus a hd, and a wireless controller and live shit
[01:45] <timmo> same console, just with goodies
[01:46] <timmo> the ps3 looks like its going to be two different consoles
[01:46] <timmo> how gay
[01:49] <timmo> http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3150521
[01:58] <Efreeti> http://www.1up.com/media?id=2858442&type=lg
[01:59] <timmo> http://www.scei.co.jp/corporate/release/pdf/060509ae.pdf
[02:07] <WorkFrog> damn nation.
[02:07] <WorkFrog> I have the A-team theme tune stuck in my head ;/
[02:16] <glen2> Did the A-team ever use duct-tape?
[02:18] <WorkFrog> I dunno
[02:18] <WorkFrog> never really watched it
[02:18] <WorkFrog> but I know the tune
[02:18] <WorkFrog> and its damn annoying
[02:36] <TMH_> http://mic.ppkdomain.net/585214.gif
[02:37] <timmo> haha
[02:37] <timmo> the KENT B! guy is the best
[02:37] <timmo> or the bbq one
[02:40] <WorkFrog> Michelle Rodriguiez runied Lost
[02:40] <WorkFrog> the wench
[02:40] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/condombush.jpg
[02:42] * claws-03 is now known as claws03
[02:43] <catnip> hi.
[02:44] <WorkFrog> hello
[02:44] * catnip soooo sleepy -.-
[02:44] <Rjx> More information on AOL\u2019s AIM Pages (the \u201cMyspace Killer\u201c) is ou
[02:45] <Rjx> http://www.techcrunch.com/wp-content/aimpages455.gif
[02:45] <TMH_> heeeeeeeere we goooo
[02:46] <catnip> no, we stay here, very still
[02:46] <catnip> half asleep
[02:46] <TMH_> go to bed
[02:47] <catnip> I just got up
[02:47] <TMH_> reminds me I need to find some catnip and hurl it at my cat
[02:47] <catnip> its 10 am
[02:47] <TMH_> oh also I just saw the best picture in the world
[02:47] <TMH_> unfortunately it is not in jpeg format
[02:47] <catnip> bmp?
[02:47] <catnip> png?
[02:47] <TMH_> no it's an actual photograph
[02:47] <TMH_> you know
[02:47] <TMH_> oldschool style
[02:47] <TMH_> shot on actual film
[02:47] <TMH_> anyway
[02:47] <catnip> in a pice of photografic paper?
[02:47] <TMH_> yes
[02:47] <catnip> whoa
[02:48] <catnip> its been a while eheheheheh
[02:48] <TMH_> this guy does it stoneage style
[02:48] <TMH_> but anyway
[02:48] <TMH_> it's of this tiger
[02:48] <TMH_> that he saw while in india
[02:48] <TMH_> and it's in this patch of cannabis
[02:48] <TMH_> apparently stoned out of its head
[02:48] <catnip> how does he get stoned? eats the buds?
[02:49] <catnip> he just got there and said, screw catnip , ill munch some sensimilia :)
[02:49] <TMH_> I guess so
[02:49] <TMH_> I don't even know if it's really stoned
[02:49] <TMH_> it just looks like it
[02:49] <TMH_> he was a few meters away when he took the picture
[02:49] <TMH_> I repeat
[02:50] <TMH_> he exited a vehicle
[02:50] <TMH_> and approached a tiger
[02:50] <catnip> ok, the tiger was stoned
[02:50] <catnip> you dont do that to a tiger
[02:51] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Oh%20yeah%20she%27s%20loving%20it.jpg
[02:51] <catnip> eheh
[02:51] <metric> olsentwins is on invite only?
[02:52] <metric> ethnic
[02:52] <TMH_> they dont want your kind in there
[02:52] <TMH_> imperial only
[02:53] <metric> :(
[02:53] <catnip> mary kate only eats dick in inches
[02:54] <metric> yeah but if you measure in cm, it sounds alot better
[02:54] <catnip> true
[02:54] <metric> ;)
[02:55] <catnip> 18cm is an average measure
[02:55] <catnip> calc 18 cm in inches
[02:55] <pinkboa> - 18 centimeters = 7.08661417 inches
[02:55] <catnip> ouch :\
[02:56] <metric> i like to exceed expectations
[02:56] <catnip> on related news, this weekend was made the biggest ever cocain aprehension i
[02:57] <catnip> In portugal
[02:57] <catnip> 8 tons of uncut cocaine
[02:57] <catnip> 8000 kilos
[02:57] <metric> give it a week for tests then it will be 8 tons of cut cocaine an cops will
[02:58] <catnip> or aston martisn ;)
[02:58] <catnip> martins even
[02:58] <metric> naaa they wont sell them to cops
[02:58] <catnip> calc 8000 kilos in pounds
[02:58] <pinkboa> - 8000 kilograms = 17636.981 pounds
[02:59] <catnip> here you go
[02:59] <catnip> pure snow
[02:59] <catnip> double the figures after the cut
[02:59] <metric> 8,000,000 grams
[03:00] <catnip> and sell it at 35 euros plus per gram
[03:00] <metric> lol £40 in uk
[03:00] <metric> and thats cut
[03:00] <catnip> shit! getting ripped off are we?
[03:00] <catnip> ok ok
[03:00] <metric> britain is yeah
[03:00] <catnip> calc 8000000 * 40
[03:00] <metric> everything costs more here
[03:01] <catnip> calc please
[03:01] <catnip> calc 8000000*40
[03:01] <pinkboa> - 8000000 * 40 = 320000000
[03:02] <metric> wow, over half a billion ...
[03:02] <catnip> calc 320000000 £ in dollars
[03:02] <pinkboa> - 320000000 UK£ = 595.55200 million U.S. dollars
[03:02] <catnip> OMFG!
[03:02] <metric> and thats uncut...
[03:02] <catnip> yes
[03:02] <metric> you can double or treble that number
[03:02] <catnip> double the figures
[03:02] <catnip> 1 billion dollars of cocain
[03:03] <metric> thats a spicey meatball
[03:03] <catnip> well, this is spare change in volume if you star counting the has "imports"
[03:04] <catnip> hash*
[03:04] <catnip> biggest ever I remember was 13 tons
[03:04] <metric> jesus if its worth a billion dollars you can afford 10 mil in bribes
[03:04] <catnip> 13 tons of hash found in a spanish trolley
[03:05] <TMH_> in japan
[03:05] <TMH_> they found like
[03:05] <TMH_> 400 tons of crystal meth
[03:05] <TMH_> or something like that
[03:05] <TMH_> might not have been 400 tons
[03:05] <TMH_> but it was more than 100 I'm fairly sure
[03:05] <catnip> meth isn't very big here
[03:05] <TMH_> I'm not really sure of the "street price" of that shit
[03:06] <TMH_> but that's got to be a lot of green
[03:06] <catnip> ppl tend to be more natural
[03:06] <catnip> hash, coke, weed
[03:06] <catnip> heroin sometimes
[03:06] <catnip> some acid
[03:07] <catnip> altough hash and weed aren't really penalized anymore
[03:07] <TMH_> yeah
[03:07] <catnip> if you have less than 5g they cant take it away from you
[03:07] <TMH_> where do you live
[03:07] <catnip> spin
[03:07] <metric> heroins big in uk, but its all from pakistan
[03:07] <catnip> shit
[03:07] <catnip> spain
[03:08] <catnip> but the law is the same in most EU countries
[03:08] <metric> mmm, uk weed under 3.5 g they take it off you, if your under 18 they arrest
[03:08] <catnip> here, under 5g they just leave you alone
[03:08] <catnip> belgium is the same
[03:08] <catnip> holland too
[03:08] <metric> bah dont see the point in weed, half an ounce of speed csts me £50 i`d rathe
[03:09] <catnip> portugal too
[03:09] <catnip> speed^? ;(
[03:09] <metric> amphetamine
[03:09] <catnip> ~I know what it is
[03:09] <catnip> I just dont like it
[03:10] <metric> theres a club i used to goto thats open till 7am
[03:10] <metric> but the bar shut at 2
[03:10] <catnip> lol
[03:10] <metric> what do you think people went to the club for lol
[03:10] <catnip> 5 hours of speed dancing?
[03:10] <catnip> eheheh
[03:10] <metric> and xtc
[03:10] <metric> this is Madchester :D
[03:10] <WorkFrog_> w2 London, England
[03:10] <poopy> WorkFrog_ temp 54F/12C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[03:10] <catnip> those designer drugs freak me out
[03:11] <metric> new drinking laws though, you can drink till 7am
[03:11] <WorkFrog_> aye, its great.
[03:11] <metric> unfortunately first night it was on i got drunk had a fight and got barred :
[03:11] <WorkFrog_> hahaha
[03:11] <catnip> metric: do you binge?
[03:11] <WorkFrog_> sankeys soap till 6am
[03:11] <WorkFrog_> rock on
[03:11] <metric> mmm sankeys is cool
[03:11] <metric> jillys barred me though
[03:12] <catnip> you hooligan...
[03:12] <metric> theres only the gay club and sankeys open till morning now
[03:12] <metric> i`m not a hooligan lol
[03:12] <metric> and it depends what you mean by binge...
[03:12] <catnip> binge drinking
[03:12] <metric> ???
[03:13] <metric> i drink alot but i do it consistantly over 2,3 days
[03:13] <catnip> then what? the liver gets the little white flag out?
[03:13] <catnip> heheheeh
[03:14] <WorkFrog_> A binge is considered about 6 units or something
[03:14] <WorkFrog_> and thats only 2-3pints
[03:14] <WorkFrog_> !
[03:14] <catnip> 2-3 pints of local or import? there's a big difference...
[03:14] <WorkFrog_> high strength stuff.
[03:14] <WorkFrog_> stella
[03:15] <WorkFrog_> (wife beater) :D
[03:15] <metric> i drink about 10-15 pint
[03:15] <catnip> Im from belgium, high strength stuff is our trademark
[03:15] <WorkFrog_> in one night, metric?
[03:15] <metric> went graspop once, that was cool
[03:15] <WorkFrog_> wow, I phear your drinking skills
[03:15] <metric> workfrong - most nights
[03:15] <catnip> 15 pints? of what? strongbow?
[03:15] <metric> drank 30 pints of numbers once
[03:15] <catnip> woodpecker?
[03:15] <metric> that was fucking stupid
[03:15] <WorkFrog_> water? ;D
[03:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:16] <catnip> guiness?
[03:16] <metric> usually kronningburg 1664 stella or fosters cold
[03:16] <catnip> try this one
[03:16] <catnip> url chimay
[03:16] <pinkboa> - "chimay": http://www.chimay.be/
[03:16] <metric> or old peculiar, 6% bitter
[03:16] <WorkFrog_> I had 12 pints once and I was fucking ruined
[03:16] <catnip> my all time favorite beer
[03:16] <catnip> 6%????
[03:16] <catnip> you light weight
[03:17] <metric> its a bitter, it for relaxing:P
[03:17] <catnip> chimay's 10+
[03:17] <catnip> chimay's 10+;P
[03:17] <WorkFrog_> normally I have 6 pints, then hit the spirits and shooters
[03:17] <metric> cant drink 10% all niht though
[03:17] <catnip> now I would like to see you guzzle 10 pints of that
[03:17] <metric> if your out for 10 ours you`ll get thirsty
[03:17] <metric> you`ll just die
[03:17] <metric> hours*
[03:18] <metric> you wanna be dunk and dancing not asleep :P
[03:18] <catnip> I just drink beer
[03:18] <catnip> only beer
[03:18] <catnip> nothing more
[03:18] <metric> i drink everything
[03:18] <metric> a good pub crawl is a different drink in each pub
[03:18] <catnip> how old are you?
[03:19] <metric> cider bitter lager vodka whiskey shooters wine
[03:19] <metric> 22
[03:19] <catnip> well, your liver must be in his forties then ;)
[03:19] <metric> you played golf ?
[03:19] <WorkFrog_> heh. I always goto BaaBaa for shots
[03:19] <catnip> no
[03:19] <WorkFrog_> as in Pub Golf?
[03:19] <metric> yeah
[03:19] <WorkFrog_> or golf golf
[03:20] <WorkFrog_> haha, pub golf is awesome
[03:20] <catnip> ~please ellaborate
[03:20] <metric> you have a par for each drink, how many you have to drink it in
[03:20] <metric> whoever gets the lowest score wins
[03:21] <metric> par 2 on a guiness sets the men from the boys
[03:21] <catnip> I drink wine with my meals
[03:21] <catnip> beer when im in a bar
[03:21] <catnip> and thats it
[03:21] <metric> workfrong, you from manc ?
[03:21] <WorkFrog_> I am
[03:22] <WorkFrog_> well, south manchester
[03:22] <catnip> I can see where this is going :)
[03:22] <metric> used to live down in withington and disbury
[03:22] <WorkFrog_> im living in poynton at the moment, quite near didsbury
[03:23] <metric> cool, i`m in oldham now though
[03:23] <metric> much nicer lol
[03:23] <metric> baabars brilliant isnt it ?
[03:23] <WorkFrog_> top notch
[03:23] <WorkFrog_> quid a shot
[03:23] <WorkFrog_> cant moan
[03:24] <catnip> what?!
[03:24] <WorkFrog_> went to liverpool last firday, and the baa baa there is huge
[03:24] <catnip> 1 pound per shot????
[03:24] <WorkFrog_> ...yes
[03:24] <catnip> thats highway robbery!
[03:24] <WorkFrog_> oh?
[03:24] <catnip> no wonder you all get nuts when abroad
[03:25] <WorkFrog_> how much is it in belgium then?
[03:25] <catnip> here the shots are 50 cents (spain)
[03:25] <catnip> belgium is expensive
[03:25] <WorkFrog_> spain uses the euro doesnt it?
[03:25] <catnip> yes
[03:25] <metric> £1.50 for a bottle and a shooter though
[03:26] <WorkFrog_> calc .50eur in GBP
[03:26] <catnip> as the reste of europe, except for you complicated imperial brits :D
[03:26] <pinkboa> - .50 Euros = 0.342136371 British pounds
[03:26] <WorkFrog_> 34p a shot!
[03:26] <catnip> yes
[03:26] <WorkFrog_> im there
[03:26] <metric> heh going majorca in july :D think ill have some of that
[03:26] <catnip> you and thousands more brits
[03:26] <WorkFrog_> im going to madrid in august for a lacrosse tornament, so im going to get
[03:26] <metric> least we dont live in norway
[03:27] <metric> £5 a pint :(
[03:27] <metric> nearly cried
[03:27] <metric> i kept looking around to spot cockneys
[03:28] <metric> norway was weird, there for a week, got a fucking tan,
[03:29] <Aphy> £5 a pint WHAT
[03:29] <metric> and that was in pubs
[03:29] <Aphy> Christ
[03:29] <Aphy> wouldn't catch me paying that
[03:29] <Aphy> go to Prague, some places it was like 10p for apint
[03:29] <WorkFrog_> my dad works in norway at the moment
[03:29] <Aphy> hahah :P
[03:29] <metric> we took a load of vodka though duty free and smuggled in some absinthe thoug
[03:30] <WorkFrog_> siad a hair cut was £30 at a barbers
[03:30] <WorkFrog_> *said
[03:30] <metric> seems a bit steep
[03:30] <Aphy> thats how much it is for a guy at my hair dressers
[03:30] <Aphy> depending what you get done
[03:30] <Aphy> haha
[03:30] <Aphy> like £25
[03:30] <WorkFrog_> for like a cut, nothing special
[03:30] <WorkFrog_> £30
[03:31] <WorkFrog_> madness
[03:31] <metric> jesus
[03:31] <metric> and a blowjob?
[03:31] <Aphy> hahaha
[03:32] <Aphy> it costs me £80 for my hair doing
[03:32] <metric> do you get a blowjob too ?
[03:32] <Aphy> no :(
[03:32] <metric> oh wel its better to give then to recieve ;)
[03:32] <Aphy> lol
[03:32] <WorkFrog_> we still talking about blowjobs or..?
[03:33] <metric> she can cut my hair instead if she wants...
[03:34] <WorkFrog_> heh
[03:34] <metric> bah suns gone in , i`m going back inside
[03:34] <catnip> 30 quid for a buzzcut?!?!?!?!
[03:35] <catnip> WTF?!
[03:35] <catnip> I pay 8 euros
[03:35] <catnip> 12 for a shave and cut
[03:36] <Aphy> hehe
[03:36] <Aphy> where are you?
[03:36] <catnip> spain
[03:36] <catnip> I'll be in lisbon all next week
[03:36] <Aphy> ah
[03:36] <metric> mmm port
[03:36] <catnip> that will be cool :D
[03:37] <catnip> metric: if you like port wine give me your adress and Ill get you some!
[03:37] <catnip> stuff's cheap in .pt
[03:37] <catnip> like, very cheap
[03:37] <metric> sending it here wont be :P
[03:37] <catnip> even the most expensive vintages are cheap
[03:38] * metric drewls
[03:38] <catnip> my dad was portuguese
[03:38] <catnip> he used to have a lot of ports at home
[03:38] <metric> over the summer we used to drink a bottle or two of port before we went club
[03:38] <metric> spirits got a bit hardcore
[03:38] <catnip> vintage 1976 is about 40 euros a bottle
[03:39] <catnip> late bottled late 80's are less than half
[03:39] <catnip> except 1982
[03:39] <catnip> that's the rarest
[03:39] <metric> mmmm
[03:40] <catnip> do you like ruby or lachrima best?
[03:40] <metric> heh i usually make do with a LBV
[03:40] * catnip knows his wines
[03:41] <metric> lol, i dont
[03:41] * metric is common
[03:41] <catnip> w8, I have A WHINE SHOP right around the corner, let me check the prices her
[03:41] <catnip> brb
[03:41] <metric> dude...
[03:41] <metric> google
[03:43] <WorkFrog_> so what do you do metric, you a student?
[03:43] <metric> yeah
[03:44] <metric> i`m gonna get my degree in history politics and then get a job in security p
[03:44] <WorkFrog_> security eh?
[03:44] <WorkFrog_> what kind
[03:44] <WorkFrog_> bouncer type security, or?
[03:44] <catnip> back
[03:45] <catnip> ok, offley port - 4 euros
[03:45] <catnip> the ruby one
[03:45] <metric> gonna start door security
[03:45] <catnip> ferreira - 7 euros
[03:45] <catnip> damn, thats expensive
[03:45] <metric> get some experiance, got offers to do close protection if i get a license
[03:45] <WorkFrog_> nice
[03:46] <catnip> dona maria lachrima - 7 euros
[03:46] <metric> i want to travel really and if you work in security you can get a job most p
[03:46] <catnip> most lbv's are 10 euros +
[03:46] <WorkFrog_> true dat
[03:46] <metric> catnip - http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1003/175te.jpg
[03:46] <metric> my urban camo
[03:46] <WorkFrog_> calc 7eur in GP
[03:46] <WorkFrog_> calc 7eur in GBP
[03:46] <pinkboa> - 7 Euros = 4.78990919 British pounds
[03:47] <WorkFrog_> catnip, these like 1 litre bottles?
[03:47] <catnip> WTF!= stroh?
[03:47] <metric> :D
[03:47] <WorkFrog_> argh stoh 80
[03:47] <catnip> no, 750ml
[03:47] * WorkFrog_ dies
[03:47] <metric> dont microwave shots of stroh...
[03:47] <catnip> no, dont drink stroh. period.
[03:47] <metric> plastic shot glasses ftw
[03:47] <WorkFrog_> it smells like motor oil
[03:48] <metric> mmm tastes like warm motor oil
[03:48] <catnip> I drank an eggcup of srtoh once
[03:48] <catnip> got me wasted
[03:48] <WorkFrog_> its bad stuff
[03:48] <metric> we went though that bottle and the other was jagersometing
[03:48] <catnip> jagermeister
[03:48] <metric> i`d already had a bottle of souther comfort
[03:49] <metric> nope Catcher
[03:49] <metric> erm
[03:49] <metric> nope catnip
[03:49] <metric> something else 60%
[03:49] <catnip> fuck...
[03:50] <WorkFrog_> jaagermiester is nice
[03:50] <catnip> jagermeister is german for deer
[03:50] <catnip> hence the ic in the bottle
[03:50] <catnip> pic*
[03:50] <metric> heh catnip, reasons not to do drugs ?
[03:50] <metric> http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/494/missingamiemedavecharlie29qp.jpg
[03:51] <catnip> hummmm
[03:51] <catnip> I like the one on the left
[03:51] <WorkFrog> I had a few crazy vimtos the other night as well
[03:52] <WorkFrog> 4 shots of port, 2 shots of vodka and a blue wikid in a pint pot
[03:52] <WorkFrog> hot shit
[03:52] <catnip> blue wikid? bols?
[03:52] <WorkFrog> nah its that naff alcopop
[03:52] <WorkFrog> comes in glass bottles
[03:52] <WorkFrog> horrible on its own
[03:52] <catnip> WorkFrog: port *are* not shots...
[03:53] <catnip> its meant to be sipped slowly and enjoyed!
[03:53] <metric> it tastes just ike vimto tough
[03:53] <WorkFrog> meh :p
[03:53] <metric> tis loverly
[03:53] <WorkFrog> ^^
[03:53] <metric> lol, catnip i usually neck a bottle of port before i go out :P
[03:54] <catnip> Im shutting up now, you common class hooligans!
[03:54] <catnip> :\
[03:54] <catnip> lmao
[03:54] <WorkFrog> haha
[03:54] <metric> cheeky vimtos ftw
[03:54] <catnip> cheeky birds drom billericay ftw!
[03:54] <metric> 100% northern
[03:55] <WorkFrog> oh aye
[03:56] <catnip> almost lunch time
[03:56] <catnip> hehe
[03:56] <catnip> seafood tuesday for me
[03:56] <WorkFrog> I hate seafood :/
[03:56] <catnip> having a shrimp cataplana
[03:56] <WorkFrog> fish smell makes me feel sick
[03:56] <catnip> with some white wine
[03:57] <metric> lol, such a dago /
[03:57] <catnip> even shellfish?
[03:57] <catnip> clams?
[03:57] <Rjx> dago?
[03:57] <WorkFrog> havnt tried clams
[03:57] <catnip> url cataplana
[03:57] <pinkboa> - "cataplana": http://www.cataplana.ca/
[03:57] <metric> nevermind Rjx :)
[03:58] <metric> <3
[03:58] <catnip> http://www.cataplana.ca/images/finaldish.jpg ---- lunch!
[03:58] <catnip> :D
[04:01] <WorkFrog> damn im hungry
[04:01] <catnip> its about time to get some lunch yes
[04:01] <WorkFrog> cant for another hour
[04:01] <WorkFrog> at work :/
[04:02] <catnip> Im taking the "female" shop assistant out to lunch with me
[04:02] <catnip> in about 30 mins
[04:02] <WorkFrog> why did you say "femal"
[04:02] <WorkFrog> +e
[04:03] <WorkFrog> does she "look like a man"
[04:03] <catnip> because there's a male shop assistant
[04:03] <catnip> bit light on his feet I reckon
[04:04] <metric> rofl
[04:04] <catnip> and no way that faggot batty boy is coming along
[04:04] <metric> i love that phrase
[04:04] <metric> a bit light on his feet
[04:05] <catnip> its like this, we have a clothes shop adjoined to the tattoo parlour
[04:05] <catnip> and he's the shop assistant
[04:05] <catnip> the girl does the tattoo/piercing apointments
[04:05] <catnip> notice the oattern?
[04:05] <catnip> pattern
[04:05] <catnip> "he" sells clothes
[04:06] <catnip> "he" gives opinions to male costumers
[04:06] <WorkFrog> opionions? that a thinly covered hint at anal sex?
[04:07] <catnip> maybe a hint at getting his arse kicked one of this day's
[04:07] <WorkFrog> heh good stuff
[04:07] <catnip> altough faggotry is very big in spain
[04:07] <catnip> they must have an union an all...
[04:08] <catnip> but anyway, the girls pretty fit, and nice
[04:08] <catnip> so she wins the prize
[04:08] <WorkFrog> yar, get 'er done!
[04:08] <catnip> already did :D
[04:08] <catnip> twice
[04:09] <WorkFrog> nice work soldier
[04:09] <catnip> being the last time sunday
[04:09] <metric> :)
[04:09] <catnip> she came to visit
[04:09] <catnip> and It would be rude not to
[04:10] <catnip> and the cool thing about her is that she just enjoys the sex, no talk about
[04:10] <catnip> or getting serious
[04:10] <WorkFrog> the perfect woman!
[04:11] <metric> is her head flat?
[04:11] <catnip> no, have to rest the beer on the table
[04:11] <WorkFrog> haha
[04:11] <catnip> :P
[04:12] <WorkFrog> she good at washing and ironing?
[04:12] <WorkFrog> cooking?
[04:12] <catnip> she's 27 I think, lives alone, I wear condoms
[04:12] <catnip> dunno, I do those things myself
[04:12] <metric> he is spanish :D
[04:12] <metric> gotta expec a bit of girlyness
[04:12] <WorkFrog> gahaha
[04:13] <catnip> me ? spanish?
[04:13] <catnip> no! belgium
[04:13] <metric> least your not from begium
[04:13] <metric> oops...
[04:13] <catnip> OMFG!
[04:13] <metric> its ok, i`m not here to judge
[04:13] <catnip> I live alone, I have to do that shit
[04:14] <catnip> well, not ironing
[04:15] <catnip> I have an old lady that does that for me
[04:15] <catnip> and I mostly eat out
[04:15] <WorkFrog> the old lady?!
[04:15] <catnip> no!
[04:15] <catnip> argh
[04:16] <Efreeti> anyone can give me any color tips?
[04:16] <Efreeti> This is the header: http://www.minjobb.no/graphics/051b_Pro-personal/Images
[04:16] <Efreeti> have to use it... so...
[04:16] <catnip> sure, dont wear pink
[04:16] <Efreeti> what colors should i go for on the site?
[04:17] <WorkFrog> orange black and white
[04:17] <WorkFrog> maybe
[04:18] <Efreeti> i'm thinking #4D516C could fit the orange somewhat
[04:18] <Efreeti> dark blue-ish gray
[04:19] <catnip> clean up the logo Efreeti
[04:19] <catnip> its looking a bit "dirty"
[04:19] <WorkFrog> maybe a bit greyer
[04:19] <Efreeti> k
[04:19] <Efreeti> catnip?
[04:19] <Efreeti> nothing i can do about it
[04:19] <catnip> yes, the logo
[04:19] <WorkFrog> #5c5e6b
[04:19] <Efreeti> that's all the quality i had
[04:20] <catnip> its crap quality tough
[04:20] <Efreeti> I KNOW THAT
[04:20] <WorkFrog> manually touch it up
[04:20] <catnip> sharpen the edges so it stands out a bit more
[04:20] <Efreeti> it's what i have to work with :(
[04:20] <Efreeti> can't sharpen the edges
[04:20] <Rjx> vectorise the logo
[04:20] <Rjx> it'll work fine that way
[04:20] <WorkFrog> yeah, redraw it in illustrator
[04:21] <WorkFrog> or use livetrace
[04:21] <Rjx> illustrator or flash 5/6/mx would work fine
[04:21] <Efreeti> i know, but i don't have illustrator here
[04:21] <Rjx> any tracing program
[04:21] <Efreeti> only PS 5.0 LE :((
[04:21] <WorkFrog> zomg
[04:21] <catnip> Efreeti is getting more than he bargained
[04:21] <Efreeti> zomg indeed
[04:23] <Efreeti> livetrace is in Illustrator CS2 right?
[04:23] <Efreeti> i have CS :|
[04:23] <Efreeti> at home
[04:24] <WorkFrog> yes it is
[04:24] <catnip> well, Im off to lunch
[04:24] <catnip> bbl
[04:24] * cadaver grabs catnip
[04:24] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[04:24] <WorkFrog> hf
[04:24] * catnip is away - lunch
[04:24] <Efreeti> hagt
[04:28] <semus> ahoy there
[04:29] <Efreeti> Greetings on the Internet!
[04:30] <semus> no matter what will people say, you all have a clever talkback eh?
[04:31] <Rjx> not always
[04:31] <Rjx> sometimes we just make fun of Thero
[04:31] <semus> huh
[04:34] * michael` changes topic to 'this channel needs more emoticons <[=|P->-< | less is
[04:36] <Efreeti> 13:37 ;[
[04:36] <semus> hehe
[04:37] <Efreeti> I am simply rotating my monitor around so the colors shall be more vibrant
[04:38] <metric> 1 hour to 1337 :P
[04:38] <WorkFrog> yah
[04:41] <Efreeti> slowpokes
[04:41] <semus> who?
[04:49] <Efreeti> I do not know! I am just cruising the old Information Superhighway! Doing k
[04:51] <Rjx> dammit c-rOCK and his low latency
[04:51] <Rjx> /kickban Vicky19 we're sargent pepper's lonely hearts club ban
[04:52] <metric> lol
[05:15] <daze> Botnet master jailed for five years http://networks.org/?src=register:2006:05:
[05:15] <daze> uh oHz
[05:18] <jeek> oh noez
[05:18] <Oopsie> good thing I don't know any botnet "masters"
[05:18] * Oopsie is now known as tark-Work
[05:18] <tark-Work> as that would involve a robe and wizard hat, I don't know anyone who matc
[05:22] <catnip> A group of Hungarian builders who availed themselves of the contents of a 30
[05:22] * tark-Work is now known as Tark-Work
[05:22] <catnip> Having drained the cask - in the process decanting a few bottles for home co
[05:23] <catnip> And no wonder, because in the bottom was the body of a poor chap whose wife
[05:23] <Tark-Work> mercury :P
[05:23] <Tark-Work> link!!
[05:23] <catnip> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/jamaican_overproof_rum/
[05:24] <Tark-Work> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060509/ap_on_sp_co_ne/duke_lacrosse_5 The da
[05:24] <Tark-Work> That bitch can't seem to keep a straight story.
[05:24] <metric> shes ethnic
[05:24] <catnip> lol
[05:27] <swight> Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have t
[05:27] <swight> - Howard Aiken
[05:27] <metric> David Blaine is a cok
[05:28] <Catcher> old news
[05:28] <swight> yah, blacked out after 7 mins :)
[05:28] <Tark-Work> You meant Cock!! lol bashed!!
[05:28] <Tark-Work> that was actually pretty funny
[05:29] <Tark-Work> if he hadn't spent the last week underwater, maybe he could have made it.
[05:29] <Tark-Work> but like a dipshit he wanted to create 'buzz'
[05:29] <swight> yup
[05:29] <Tark-Work> fiona apple said he was fucking nuts.
[05:29] <Rjx> haha what happened?
[05:30] <swight> You know what, so did I. "he's fucking nuts" see?
[05:30] <daze> you have to be drunnk to witness him pull teeth out of a "spectactor"
[05:30] <swight> he blacked out after 7 mins
[05:30] <Tark-Work> his stupid ass spend a week in a glass ball filled with water
[05:30] <daze> and actually gasp and act like you believe it
[05:31] <Tark-Work> I still like the story of David Copperfield getting robbed in west palm
[05:31] <metric> what?
[05:31] <Tark-Work> you didn't see that? old.
[05:31] <Tark-Work> he was walking down the street with some peopel after a show
[05:31] <catnip> someone made his wallet disapear
[05:31] <catnip> itsa magic, not robbery
[05:31] <Tark-Work> figured these two kids wanted an autograph
[05:32] <Tark-Work> so they grabbed a bunch of shit off his friends, but Copperfiend turned h
[05:32] <Tark-Work> when the cops got there he had his wallet, cellphones, etc
[05:32] <Tark-Work> because he's DAVID FUCKING COPPERFIELD
[05:33] <catnip> no, he's david fucking claudia schiffer
[05:33] <catnip> :)
[05:33] <ohnedich> copperfield
[05:34] <TMH_> http://qdb.us/798
[05:34] <TMH_> I love how his rant goes on so far he exceeds the message length
[05:36] <Tark-Work> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/03/09/gay_duck_honour/ A Dutch research
[05:36] <ExZippo> http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/1458/naxx20lu.gif
[05:37] <Tark-Work> the hell is that thing
[05:38] <Tark-Work> I went downstairs immediately to see if the window was damaged, and saw a
[05:42] <catnip> http://bash.org/?31543
[05:42] <catnip> what the fuck!?
[05:43] <catnip> is this casual conversation?
[05:44] <Tark-Work> eew
[05:44] <catnip> talk about a different kind of squirting
[05:44] <sili> dude
[05:45] <daze> haha
[05:45] <daze> i think she gets 10pts
[05:45] <Myth\> this is some unfunny track made bye me
[05:45] <Myth\> http://www.breakbeat-paradise.com/bb_contest_download.php?entryid=215
[05:45] <catnip> im a squirter *opens legs* ATCHOOO! *squirt*
[05:45] <Myth\> tell me if you like it
[05:45] <Myth\> pls
[05:48] <catnip> cytars with cows?
[05:48] <catnip> and shattering glass?
[05:49] <catnip> sorry, no :\
[05:50] * catnip is away - inking
[05:56] <metric> myth its nice and chilled out
[05:56] <Myth\> thanks
[05:56] <metric> yeah sounds decent
[05:57] <metric> i listen to too much hardcore speedcore though, i`m expecting it to kick int
[05:57] <Myth\> i have some noises too
[05:57] <Myth\> if you wanna hear
[05:57] <metric> kk
[05:58] <Myth\> http://www.breakbeat-paradise.com/bb_visitor_download.php?trackid=1422
[05:58] <Myth\> "Ambiental of Noise 3"
[06:00] * WorkFrog is now known as Scmfrg`a
[06:03] <metric> heh bit too random for me methinsk
[06:03] <Myth\> methinsk?
[06:04] <metric> i believe
[06:04] <Myth\> ok ;/
[06:05] <Myth\> you are a producer too?
[06:06] * Scmfrg`a is now known as WorkFrog
[06:06] <metric> not proffestionally, i help my friend who is sometimes
[06:07] <Myth\> may i hear some tracks?
[06:07] <metric> heh, when i`m on my desktop sure
[06:13] <WorkFrog> w2
[06:13] <poopy> WorkFrog temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunris
[06:18] <ExZippo> I SAW YOU RIDING DOWN THE STREET ON YOUR ROLLERBLADES
[06:18] <ExZippo> DRINKING A FRAPPOCINO, YOU'RE TOTALLY FUCKING GAY
[06:18] <ExZippo> YOU GOT A KORN SHIRT, AND TRIBAL TATTOOS
[06:18] <ExZippo> YOU ROLLERBLADING FAGGOT, I FUCKING HATE YOU
[06:18] <ExZippo> Anal Cunt <3
[06:18] <ohnedich> i think ExZippo is a repressed emo
[06:19] <ExZippo> What?
[06:19] <ExZippo> Shut up moron
[06:19] <ExZippo> They are Anal Cunt Lyrics
[06:20] <metric> wow i can be sexul too - say anything
[06:20] <metric> best song ever
[06:21] <ohnedich> i would feckin' google
[06:21] <ohnedich> but i am too lazy
[06:22] * ohnedich is now known as MrFuck
[06:22] <metric> http://www.myspace.com/sayanything
[06:22] <metric> have a listen :D
[06:24] <michael`> http://www.nytimes.com/2006/05/09/nyregion/09rent.html
[06:28] <ExZippo> w2
[06:28] <poopy> ExZippo temp 55.8F/13.2C; wind ENE 11.0mph/17.7kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 5:11
[06:28] <ExZippo> 13? bullshit!
[06:28] <ExZippo> w taupo, new zealand
[06:28] <cadaver> Weather for Taupo, New Zealand - Updated at 12:00 AM NZST on May 10, 2006 [
[06:28] <WorkFrog> w London, England
[06:28] <ExZippo> that's more fucking like it
[06:28] <cadaver> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 1:50 PM BST on May 09, 2006
[06:29] <WorkFrog> wrong
[06:32] <metric> w oldham, england
[06:32] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "oldham,+england"
[06:33] <metric> w Manchster, England
[06:33] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "manchster,+england"
[06:33] <metric> w rjxs cock
[06:33] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "rjxs+cock"
[06:33] <sili> .w Carmel, IN
[06:33] <Tubbee> Carmel, IN (40.0°N/86.2°W, 252M); Last Updated: 9:31 AM EDT; Dew Point: 50°F
[06:34] <sili> .w manchester, england
[06:34] <Tubbee> I could not find 'manchester, england'.
[06:34] <sili> .w manchester, uk
[06:34] <Tubbee> I could not find 'manchester, uk'.
[06:34] <metric> w2
[06:34] <poopy> metric location not found
[06:36] <supfool-> oOOO() ()OOOo oOOO() ()OOOo oOOO() ()OOOo
[06:36] <supfool-> / _) ----- (_ \ / _) -- (_ \ / _) --- (_ \
[06:36] <supfool-> | ( UNBAN ) | | ( ME ) || ( PLS ) |
[06:36] <supfool-> \__) ----- (__/ \__) -- (__/ \__) --- (__/
[06:36] <supfool->
[06:36] <Tark-Work> hrm
[06:36] <Tark-Work> w le2 3te
[06:36] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "le2+3te"
[06:38] <supfool-> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[06:38] <supfool-> KIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[06:38] <supfool-> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[06:38] <Tark-Work> hushup
[06:38] <supfool-> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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[06:38] <supfool-> | |
[06:38] <supfool-> | O |
[06:38] <supfool-> |___|<+________
[06:38] <supfool-> ___/ \___
[06:38] <supfool-> / \ / \
[06:38] <supfool-> | L | TROLLOLER | L |
[06:38] <supfool-> | LOL | | LOL |
[06:38] <supfool-> | L |\___________/| L |
[06:38] <supfool-> =\___/lol lol lol lol\___/troll0l tr0ll0l
[06:42] <WorkFrog> w Birmingham, UK
[06:42] <cadaver> Weather for Birmingham, United Kingdom - Updated at 2:20 PM BST on May 09,
[06:42] <WorkFrog> why's it recognise fucking birmingham and not manchester
[06:42] <WorkFrog> w Liverpool, UK
[06:42] <cadaver> Weather for Liverpool, United Kingdom - Updated at 2:20 PM BST on May 09, 2
[06:42] <WorkFrog> BAH!
[06:43] <Myth\> ..._...|..____________________, ,
[06:43] <Myth\> ....../ `---___________----_____|] = = = = D
[06:43] <Myth\> ...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
[06:43] <Myth\> .....), ---.(_(__) /
[06:43] <Myth\> ....// (..) ), ----"
[06:43] <Myth\> ...//___//
[06:43] <Myth\> ..//___//
[06:43] <daze> uhm
[06:43] <daze> 8==============D ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~
[06:43] <Rjx> what happened to originality in trolling?
[06:44] <jeek> |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^||_____
[06:44] <jeek> | THE WHO GIVES A ||'""|""_ _
[06:44] <jeek> |___ FUCK TRUCK _____||___|__|__|)
[06:44] <jeek> |(@)(@)**********(@)(@)*******(@))
[06:44] <Myth\> please rember to kill myself ok
[06:46] <jonathans> less is more
[06:46] <jonathans> cat is dog
[06:47] <jonathans> apropos is man -k
[06:47] <Zemyla> Hey everyone.
[06:55] <Tark-Work> calc 750 ml in oz
[06:55] <cadaver> - 750 ml = 25.3605169 US fluid ounces
[07:04] <GerblNut> Morning Tark
[07:05] <Thuryn> grrr...
[07:05] <Thuryn> --- Briana24 has offered Photos.rar (128397 bytes)
[07:06] <GerblNut> bitch never offers me anything :(
[07:06] <Thuryn> you have +v
[07:06] <Thuryn> it may avoid +v and +o
[07:07] <GerblNut> it prolly just does it onjoin
[07:07] <Thuryn> true
[07:07] <Thuryn> someone kick me and we'll see
[07:07] * GerblNut kicks Thuryn
[07:07] <GerblNut> yeah, doesn't do much without ops
[07:07] <Thuryn> yup. onjoin
[07:07] <Thuryn> --- Briana24 has offered DivXPorno.pif.rar (128404 bytes)
[07:08] * Zemyla has kicked Thuryn from #geekissues (Testing this out.)
[07:08] <Zemyla> Did that work?
[07:08] <Thuryn> hehehe
[07:09] <Tark-Work> Gerbil
[07:09] <GerblNut> Tark
[07:09] <Tark-Work> wtf dude
[07:10] <GerblNut> just got to work and bored alread
[07:10] <GerblNut> *already
[07:10] <Tark-Work> I am sooooo fucking bored
[07:11] <Tark-Work> I want to go work for the UN.
[07:11] <Zemyla> In what capacity?
[07:12] <GerblNut> prosessional fluffer?
[07:12] <Tark-Work> I applied for a couple jobs
[07:12] <Tark-Work> the un, not the unF
[07:12] <Tark-Work> one was for reintegration of people in the concentration camps in Darfur
[07:13] <Tark-Work> One was a proofreader in Beirut
[07:13] <Zemyla> Whee. Plugging in my joystick into a Linux computer freezes lsusb.
[07:13] <Tark-Work> lolsusb
[07:13] <Zemyla> This computer isn't configured very well.
[07:13] <Zemyla> It can't even do java in mozilla.
[07:14] <Tark-Work> I use Windows with minimal problems.
[07:14] <Tark-Work> perhaps you've heard of it
[07:14] <GerblNut> !oh
[07:14] <Tark-Work> hahaha
[07:15] <Tark-Work> http://myspace-153.vo.llnwd.net/00692/35/17/692687153_l.jpg
[07:15] <Thuryn> yeah, but it's pirated
[07:15] <Thuryn> and they're putting the "domestic spying" guy in charge of the CIA
[07:15] <Thuryn> THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU, TARK!
[07:15] <Zemyla> Yeah. That's why I'm running Windows on another computer.
[07:16] <Tark-Work> yeah, a current serving general in the air force is going to run a civili
[07:16] * Thuryn uses VMWare to run Windows. <3
[07:16] <Zemyla> I don't have VMWare.
[07:16] <Zemyla> These are lab computers.
[07:16] <Thuryn> get it. VMWare Player is free.
[07:16] <Thuryn> as is GSX, iirc.
[07:16] <Zemyla> And I'm pretty sure installing VMWare requires access to the boot sector, wh
[07:16] <Thuryn> no, it doesn't. VMWare is just an application.
[07:16] <Tark-Work> meh
[07:17] <Tark-Work> it's just an application.
[07:17] <Thuryn> a big one, but still just an app.
[07:17] <Tark-Work> yep
[07:17] <Tark-Work> still just an app
[07:17] <Thuryn> even in 2006. ;]
[07:17] <Tark-Work> and in 2007 it will still be an app
[07:17] <GerblNut> yep, just an app
[07:18] <GerblNut> but in 2008 they mentioned changing it to an app
[07:18] <Thuryn> except on Feb. 30. then it's a driver.
[07:18] <Thuryn> but only for five minutes.
[07:19] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:21] <Tark-Work> VMware is in app.
[07:21] <Zemyla> Hmm. I was actually hoping to try and get bochs running with ReactOS inside
[07:21] <Tark-Work> what's bochs?
[07:26] <Zemyla> It's an x86 emulator.
[07:26] <terminal> w kcgc
[07:26] <cadaver> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 10
[07:27] <Zemyla> url bochs
[07:27] <cadaver> - "bochs": http://bochs.sourceforge.net/
[07:27] <Zemyla> url ReactOS
[07:27] <cadaver> - "ReactOS": http://www.reactos.com/
[07:28] <Zemyla> I was planning to do this as sort of a dry run for installing ReactOS on my
[07:28] <Zemyla> I currently have Windows 98, and it's caught in DLL hell.
[07:31] <Zemyla> Plus, if I have ReactOS on Bochs, I can run it not only on the Linux machine
[07:33] <Thuryn> wow. though you can run linux on modern SGIs. ;)
[07:33] <Zemyla> Yes, but I can't normally run Windows on SGIs.
[07:50] <DigDug> man, why can i not wake up in the morning
[07:50] <DigDug> ;[
[07:51] <The|Dude> My dumb cat woke me an hour before I wanted to
[07:54] <daze> was it running into walls?
[07:54] <The|Dude> licking and biting me
[07:56] <Osman> ;/
[07:56] <Osman> does it have it's balls cut off?
[07:56] <The|Dude> she is spayed
[07:57] <Osman> My cat does that shit too
[07:57] <Osman> ;/
[07:57] <Osman> if i move a bit on m,y bed
[07:57] <Osman> out of no where he jumps
[07:57] <Osman> tries to attack the blanket and shit
[07:57] <Osman> ;/
[07:57] <The|Dude> she just sort of ambles over and takes a chunk out of my butt/leg/side
[07:58] <The|Dude> "hey time to get up, I want food"
[07:58] <daze> hehe
[07:58] <WorkFrog> dogs > cats
[07:58] <The|Dude> lies
[07:58] <WorkFrog> cats only give you attention when they want something
[07:58] <WorkFrog> much like women
[07:59] <The|Dude> dekkon: cats or dogs?
[07:59] <The|Dude> oh he just timed out
[07:59] <The|Dude> nevermind
[07:59] <The|Dude> :(
[07:59] <Osman> I have both ;x
[08:00] <Osman> my dog is half pitbull half german shepherd
[08:00] <The|Dude> and the cat is... dead by now?
[08:00] <Osman> and apparently a bit of yellow lab too.. ;/
[08:00] <Osman> nah
[08:00] <Osman> the cat is too clever
[08:01] <Rjx> this is the best wrap
[08:01] <Rjx> ever
[08:01] <The|Dude> homemade or bought?
[08:01] <daze> Wildfires trigger state of emergency in Florida http://networks.org/?src=reute
[08:01] <daze> someone asked if we had an states of emergency yesterday
[08:01] <daze> anY
[08:01] <Osman> plus it tries to hump it, so i know i have to neutuer him ;/
[08:01] <Osman> bought
[08:01] <Rjx> homemade
[08:01] <daze> from?
[08:01] <daze> oh shit Alien is on
[08:01] <daze> one*
[08:01] <daze> er. on
[08:01] <daze> nice
[08:02] <Rjx> you suck daze
[08:02] <daze> lo
[08:02] <daze> l
[08:02] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[08:03] <Rjx> damnit
[08:03] <Rjx> i'm still d-lined from limelight and blackened
[08:03] <Osman> bbs
[08:03] <GerblNut> that's because everyone hates you
[08:03] <The|Dude> Rjx: what's in it?
[08:03] <The|Dude> the wrap
[08:03] <Rjx> cubed cheese, shredded lettuce, cucumber and red jalapenos
[08:04] <Rjx> topped with pepper and mayo
[08:04] <Rjx> i omitted the salmon today
[08:04] <The|Dude> sounds tasty
[08:04] <Rjx> GerblNut: it's dumb
[08:04] <GerblNut> you say dumb, i say thumb
[08:04] <Rjx> i've snuck a dozen open proxy clients onto those servers in a single day for te
[08:04] <GerblNut> and they bite their thumb at you
[08:05] <Rjx> yet when i join with the nick RjxTELNET
[08:05] <Rjx> i'm d-lined for a week for having a "randomly generated nick"
[08:05] <The|Dude> lame
[08:05] <GerblNut> heh
[08:05] <FlaVouR> their script is weak
[08:06] <FlaVouR> some people like to gamble
[08:32] <p1n1n> you're weak
[08:32] <p1n1n> ;x
[08:35] <FlaVouR> yeah but I am still here motherfucker!
[08:36] <Tark-Work> outlook lets you accept a meeting multiple times
[08:36] <Tark-Work> I accepted this dude's meeting like 15 times
[08:36] <FlaVouR> teehee
[08:36] <Tark-Work> then went to the meeting and declined it
[08:36] <FlaVouR> was he pissed
[08:36] <Myth\> http://www.breakbeat-paradise.com/bb_contest_download.php?entryid=215
[08:36] <Tark-Work> nah
[08:36] <Myth\> http://www.breakbeat-paradise.com/bb_visitor_download.php?trackid=1422
[08:36] <Tark-Work> just an escalation of the growing war that happens during every project
[08:36] * jestler is now known as jestuh
[08:37] <cptn_ash> http://www.doodie.com/ninja.php
[08:41] <FlaVouR> humour inviolving fecal matter is so south park and so yesterday
[08:41] <cptn_ash> jealous
[08:42] <FlaVouR> of a shit cartoon about shit?
[08:42] <cptn_ash> yup
[08:42] <FlaVouR> naa
[08:43] <Rjx> wow that's ad-heavy
[08:44] <FlaVouR> and crap
[08:45] <The|Dude> well
[08:45] <The|Dude> time for my final
[08:45] <Rjx> i couldn't view the actual thing
[08:45] <The|Dude> later
[08:45] <Rjx> because it's flash
[08:45] <lude> why can't you view flash?
[08:45] <lude> 64-bit <3 ?
[08:46] <FlaVouR> its a dude in a red ninja outfit killing black ninjas with poop
[08:46] <Tark-Work> sisty foh bih!!
[08:46] <cptn_ash> but he does it with style
[08:46] <FlaVouR> scat jokes are weak
[08:46] <Tark-Work> you know what else is weak?
[08:47] <FlaVouR> tell me
[08:47] <metric> christ, my family is amazingly common
[08:47] <metric> bloody northan monkeys
[08:47] <FlaVouR> metric does your house have wheels?
[08:47] <cptn_ash> a crippled seagull?
[08:48] <Tark-Work> yr mom's vagina :(
[08:48] <Tark-Work> sry, got distracted
[08:48] <metric> nope FlaVouR
[08:48] <FlaVouR> metric then you got a long way to go before you call yourselr common
[08:48] <metric> i`m not american dude
[08:48] <metric> or a pikey
[08:49] <FlaVouR> metric neither am I - if your house has wheels its bad .. no matter WHERe y
[08:49] <FlaVouR> Tark-Work thanks I'll be sure to tell her
[08:49] <metric> mmm not a pikey though so its all good
[08:49] <FlaVouR> yeah
[08:50] <FlaVouR> do you live in the east end in a dodge council flat tho?
[08:50] <metric> tarmacing drives is not my occupation thanks christ
[08:50] <metric> no i live in oldham/moston :D
[08:50] <FlaVouR> oldham?
[08:50] <FlaVouR> good god
[08:50] <dekkon> We have shipped your
[08:50] <dekkon> order via 'Standard International Mail'.
[08:50] <FlaVouR> you are common
[08:50] <FlaVouR> *run*
[08:50] <metric> heh
[08:50] <dekkon> i wonder how long that will take ;[
[08:50] <dekkon> from england to kentucky
[08:50] <FlaVouR> they say 2 - 4 working days .. try 2 - 4 working Weeks
[08:51] <metric> oldhams ok, beena while since the race riots
[08:51] <FlaVouR> heh
[08:51] <FlaVouR> I stayed in Leatherhead for about a year
[08:51] <cptn_ash> I usually get stuff from here (australia) to LA withing a week
[08:51] <metric> no idea where that is
[08:51] <FlaVouR> moved from London proper
[08:51] <FlaVouR> Surrey
[08:51] <FlaVouR> near Epsom
[08:52] <metric> lol, you can just say south
[08:52] <FlaVouR> lol
[08:52] <FlaVouR> ok
[08:52] <metric> anyting south of manchester liverpool sheffield i`m not likely to know :P
[08:52] <metric> used to live with two southerners, couldnt take them half of the pubs i drin
[08:53] <FlaVouR> yeah
[08:53] <bos`> lol
[08:53] <FlaVouR> cos of the North South divide
[08:53] <FlaVouR> facking stoopid
[08:54] <FlaVouR> and I am from WAY south mate -- South Africa
[08:54] <WorkFrog> fucking shandy drinking puffs
[08:54] <WorkFrog> (southerners)
[08:54] <FlaVouR> heh
[08:55] <cptn_ash> is it true you dont have to stop at red lights in south africa?
[08:55] <FlaVouR> is it true you guys fuck kangaroos?
[08:55] <cptn_ash> yup
[08:55] <cptn_ash> but only in mating season
[08:55] <FlaVouR> well we stop at red lights
[08:56] <bos`> ;[
[08:56] <FlaVouR> RED MEANS STOP
[08:57] <cptn_ash> k, I heard that cos in some places over there somany people get carjacked
[08:57] <cptn_ash> guess its a load of crap
[08:57] <FlaVouR> there are lots of carjackings
[08:57] <FlaVouR> if its late at night and you run a light no one really complains
[08:57] <FlaVouR> but its not considered legal
[08:58] <FlaVouR> and it doesnt happen in the day
[08:58] <Tark-Work> haha if someone tried to jack a car in texas they would probably get shot
[08:59] <GerblNut> yeah, unless it's houston
[08:59] <GerblNut> or Laredo
[08:59] <Tark-Work> ah yeah
[08:59] <GerblNut> 40 black guys or 40 mexicans do the car jacking
[08:59] <FlaVouR> Tark-Work when 5 ppl roll up to your car with AK's you get the fuck out
[08:59] <Tark-Work> well welcome to south africa :P
[08:59] <GerblNut> even a texan doesn't pull out his gun for that many people
[08:59] <FlaVouR> yep
[09:00] <FlaVouR> and life here is cheap man .. they WILl shoot you
[09:00] <Tark-Work> the woman who hosts Fresh Air is named Terry Gross. And the only thing I
[09:03] <Rjx> any irssi folks in here
[09:03] <terminal> Irssi 0.8.10 (20051211) - http://irssi.org/
[09:03] <Rjx> know if there's a way to change irssi settings on the commandline
[09:03] <terminal> like what irssi settings
[09:03] <Rjx> e.g nick/user/etc.
[09:03] <Rjx> the ones normally set via the /set command
[09:03] <terminal> edit the config
[09:03] <terminal> :o
[09:03] <terminal> ~/.irssi/config
[09:04] <Rjx> well i mean
[09:04] <Rjx> on the command for starting up irssi
[09:04] <Rjx> line
[09:04] <terminal> oh dunno
[09:05] <Ifrit> calc 50 eur in nok
[09:05] <cadaver> - 50 Euros = 389.320958 Norwegian kroner
[09:05] <metric> thats about 5 pints
[09:05] <FlaVouR> 10 eur a pint?
[09:06] <metric> £6-8
[09:06] <FlaVouR> I payed 2 quid 70
[09:06] <FlaVouR> for a pint
[09:06] <metric> in norway ?
[09:06] <FlaVouR> no
[09:06] <FlaVouR> in Soho
[09:06] <metric> ...
[09:06] <WorkFrog> thats quite cheap for london
[09:06] <metric> well i was referring to the nok :P
[09:06] <FlaVouR> oic
[09:06] <FlaVouR> whats a pint go for now?
[09:07] <metric> its about £2.70 a pint most places i go in manc
[09:07] <WorkFrog> in manchester, anything from a pound to 2.70
[09:07] <WorkFrog> ^^
[09:07] <FlaVouR> yeah
[09:07] <FlaVouR> a pound a pint for piss
[09:07] <WorkFrog> well fosters
[09:07] <WorkFrog> so yeah
[09:07] <WorkFrog> piss
[09:07] <FlaVouR> piss
[09:07] <FlaVouR> :D
[09:07] <metric> mm salisbury does old peculiar for £2.50
[09:07] <metric> gorgeus
[09:07] <FlaVouR> thats cider no?
[09:08] <metric> bitter.stout
[09:08] <metric> i`ve never been sure
[09:08] <FlaVouR> aah
[09:08] <FlaVouR> cider is the work of the devil
[09:08] <metric> hey wetherspoons in fallowfield does vintage cider , 7.5% for £20
[09:08] <WorkFrog> nah, pear cider is top notch
[09:08] <metric> erm
[09:08] <metric> £2
[09:09] <FlaVouR> I detest cider
[09:10] <FlaVouR> I do like a bit of the old Kilkenny tho
[09:11] <metric> nothing can beat wifebeater
[09:12] <FlaVouR> true this
[09:12] <cptn_ash> wifebeater?
[09:12] <metric> stella
[09:12] <cptn_ash> ah
[09:12] <metric> the reason i`m barred from my fav club
[09:12] <WorkFrog> nelson mandella
[09:12] <WorkFrog> uri gella
[09:12] <WorkFrog> best beer evar
[09:13] <FlaVouR> metric have you tried a South african beer called Windhoek?
[09:13] <WorkFrog> let me guess metric, fighting/
[09:13] <cptn_ash> I usually stick to spirits
[09:13] <metric> heh put a guy through a table in jillys yeah
[09:13] <metric> you had power shandy ?
[09:13] <FlaVouR> XXXX
[09:13] <WorkFrog> rock on
[09:13] <metric> you drink half you pint of stella then you poor a sminoff ice into it
[09:13] <WorkFrog> 4x is shit
[09:13] <FlaVouR> WTF is a power shandy?
[09:13] <FlaVouR> oh
[09:14] <FlaVouR> never had a 4x but if its anything like most other australian beers I'll av
[09:14] <metric> 4x is a bit crap
[09:14] <FlaVouR> Grolch isnt bad
[09:14] <cptn_ash> what other aussie beers you guys get up there?
[09:15] <FlaVouR> fosters
[09:15] <metric> mmm grolsh and a shooter at baabar £1.50
[09:15] <FlaVouR> :P
[09:15] <cptn_ash> haha
[09:15] <FlaVouR> also a budvar works
[09:15] <metric> fosters cold is fit, i was suprised making it a bit colder could make it dri
[09:15] <cptn_ash> you know, I've never even had fosters
[09:15] <FlaVouR> thought you english drink warm beer
[09:15] <WorkFrog> hoegarden!
[09:15] <WorkFrog> wtf
[09:15] <WorkFrog> ew
[09:15] <FlaVouR> WorkFrog yeah .. or a leffe
[09:15] <metric> kronningburg blanc is better
[09:16] <WorkFrog> warm beer = death to the person that served it me
[09:16] <FlaVouR> Kronningburg <-- thats a good beer
[09:16] <metric> mmm
[09:16] <FlaVouR> dont tell the Norg tho
[09:16] <metric> number of times a southerner ordered a pint of numbers and i just ignored th
[09:17] <FlaVouR> fuck I hate it when my supper is finished and I am still hungry
[09:17] <FlaVouR> a pint of numbers?
[09:17] <FlaVouR> I'm not familiar with your strange northern slang
[09:18] <metric> its southern slang
[09:18] <metric> means a pint of kronny 1664
[09:18] <mef> I fought the war and the war don't stop
[09:18] <FlaVouR> aah
[09:18] <FlaVouR> never heard it called that
[09:18] <FlaVouR> always a kronny
[09:19] <metric> best go spend time with my family from up north
[09:19] <metric> listen to how the mines are still shut
[09:19] <FlaVouR> hehe
[09:19] <metric> thats the thing about manchester
[09:19] <metric> northan monkey above you
[09:19] <metric> southern fairies below
[09:19] <metric> and scousers in between
[09:20] <FlaVouR> When we work'd down mine lad . y'knoo - there we naut we wo love bette than
[09:20] <WorkFrog> lol FlaVouR
[09:20] <metric> yes they do have that accent
[09:20] * metric cries
[09:20] <FlaVouR> you right
[09:20] <WorkFrog> cos we all talk like that
[09:20] <metric> better go see if i can understand them
[09:20] <FlaVouR> you are common
[09:20] <metric> my accents clean mate :P
[09:20] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:20] <metric> oldham class
[09:20] <metric> ;)
[09:21] <WorkFrog> haha
[09:21] <WorkFrog> pull the other one
[09:22] <FlaVouR> great
[09:22] <FlaVouR> the DVD I just pirated says its illigal
[09:22] <FlaVouR> :/
[09:23] <cptn_ash> what is it?
[09:23] <FlaVouR> some jap movie
[09:23] <FlaVouR> Cassern
[09:24] <cptn_ash> i speak a bit of japanese
[09:24] <FlaVouR> winners & losers .. which one will I be today?
[09:24] <FlaVouR> konitchiwa
[09:24] <cptn_ash> nameru ga chinko desu ka
[09:25] <cptn_ash> zubon doko desu ka
[09:25] <FlaVouR> google says you full of shit
[09:26] <cptn_ash> nope
[09:26] <cptn_ash> first line is suck my penis
[09:26] <cptn_ash> and the second one is where are my pants
[09:26] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:26] <FlaVouR> Desu ka being?
[09:27] <cptn_ash> not sure
[09:27] <cptn_ash> i just memorised it from a guy i know that speaks it
[09:27] <cptn_ash> I can say where are my pants in 6 or 7 languages
[09:27] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:27] <FlaVouR> waar is my broeke
[09:27] <FlaVouR> in Afrikaans
[09:27] <WorkFrog> that sentance is always handy
[09:28] <cptn_ash> reallty?
[09:28] <FlaVouR> yeah
[09:28] <cptn_ash> thats like the same as dutch
[09:28] <cptn_ash> waar is mijn broek
[09:28] <FlaVouR> yes very similar
[09:28] <WorkFrog> its a mix isnt it
[09:28] <FlaVouR> Afrikaans is a hybrid of Dutch german and english
[09:28] <WorkFrog> dutch, german etc
[09:28] <WorkFrog> ^^
[09:28] <cptn_ash> ah
[09:28] <WorkFrog> oh well, off home
[09:28] <WorkFrog> talk to you soon
[09:28] <FlaVouR> bye
[09:28] <cptn_ash> cya
[09:29] <FlaVouR> ???????
[09:29] <FlaVouR> eek
[09:29] <cptn_ash> i've lost my pants at parties twice, and i dont want to be caught like tha
[09:29] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:29] <FlaVouR> How the FUCK did you lose your pants?
[09:30] <cptn_ash> well the first time i cant really remember any of the night
[09:30] <cptn_ash> the second time I didnt really lose them
[09:31] <cptn_ash> it was after my 18th and i was walking my mate home, he lives pretty close
[09:31] <FlaVouR> I am glad to say I have NEVEr been so drunk as to lose any of my clothing
[09:31] <dekkon> w2
[09:31] <poopy> dekkon temp 71.2F/21.8C; wind SSE 3.1mph/5.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; S
[09:31] <FlaVouR> w2
[09:31] <poopy> FlaVouR temp 48F/9C; wind South 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:34AMS
[09:31] <dekkon> you lose frenchie
[09:31] <FlaVouR> cold tonight
[09:31] <cptn_ash> w2
[09:31] <poopy> cptn_ash location not found
[09:32] <cptn_ash> bah
[09:32] <FlaVouR> cptn_ash trw w2 <location>
[09:32] <FlaVouR> try
[09:32] <cptn_ash> w2 australia
[09:32] <poopy> cptn_ash temp 48F/9C; wind South 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:34AM
[09:32] <FlaVouR> now w2
[09:32] <cptn_ash> w2
[09:32] <poopy> cptn_ash temp 48F/9C; wind South 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:34AM
[09:32] <dekkon> w2 sydney, australia
[09:32] <poopy> dekkon temp 55F/13C; wind NW 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:36AMEST
[09:32] <FlaVouR> you can be specific
[09:32] <dekkon> w2 40391
[09:32] <poopy> dekkon temp 71.6F/22.0C; wind WSW 5.8mph/9.3kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; S
[09:33] <cptn_ash> w2 melbourne australia
[09:33] <poopy> cptn_ash temp 55F/13C; wind SSW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Light Rain; Sunrise 7:0
[09:33] <FlaVouR> it caches your last query
[09:33] <FlaVouR> so from now on w2 will recall the location
[09:33] <cptn_ash> cool
[09:33] <cptn_ash> never seen that before
[09:33] <Spidey> w2
[09:33] <poopy> Spidey temp 56.3F/13.5C; wind East 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunris
[09:33] <FlaVouR> dekkon did josho write it?
[09:33] <finn_> w2
[09:33] <poopy> finn_ location not found
[09:34] <finn_> weather 94333,germany
[09:34] <finn_> w294333,germany
[09:34] <poopy> finn_ location not found
[09:34] <finn_> w2 94333,germany
[09:34] <poopy> finn_ location not found
[09:35] <FlaVouR> zipcodes only work for US afaik
[09:35] <Darn> don't make me whip out my 3.5 inches of fury
[09:35] <dekkon> josho is.
[09:35] <FlaVouR> is dot?
[09:35] <Darn> haha
[09:36] <FlaVouR> where did issuez go?
[09:36] <FlaVouR> on holiday somewhere?
[09:37] <cptn_ash> have any of you guys ever wondered why in the history of mankind there hav
[09:37] <FlaVouR> ...
[09:37] <FlaVouR> they run real fucken slow?
[09:37] <Darn> cause they are too dumb to train
[09:37] * FlaVouR hugs his heater
[09:38] <cptn_ash> I guess that explains
[09:38] <cptn_ash> but still
[09:39] <FlaVouR> better to race camel perde
[09:39] <metric> jesus christ
[09:39] <FlaVouR> yes?
[09:39] <FlaVouR> oh
[09:39] <FlaVouR> sorry
[09:39] <cptn_ash> hah
[09:39] <metric> apparently rigging is the best career for me, good pay, out of the country e
[09:39] <FlaVouR> rigging?
[09:40] <dekkon> rigging as in boat out to sea work?
[09:40] <cptn_ash> ships?
[09:40] <FlaVouR> thats fucking madness kthnks
[09:40] <finn_> metric, you'd regret it... probabl
[09:40] <finn_> y
[09:40] <FlaVouR> have you seen deadliest catch?
[09:40] <cptn_ash> cos the only people you could cheat on your wife with then are lonely sail
[09:40] <dekkon> lonely sailors and fish
[09:40] <FlaVouR> aaarr!
[09:41] <cptn_ash> on the bright side you'd probably score all the time
[09:41] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:41] <FlaVouR> that thar halibut she be MY wife
[09:41] <cptn_ash> haha
[09:41] <FlaVouR> and you dont wanna argue with a salty dog about his wife
[09:42] <metric> lol
[09:42] <metric> on land
[09:42] <metric> building rigs
[09:42] <FlaVouR> wtf is a rig?
[09:43] <metric> god knows
[09:43] <FlaVouR> how much does a signal repeater normally cost for wi fi?
[09:43] <FlaVouR> but you wanna do it?
[09:43] <metric> god no
[09:43] <metric> maybe though £1-2 k a week
[09:43] <FlaVouR> fuck
[09:43] <FlaVouR> thats alot
[09:44] <metric> free board etc
[09:44] <cptn_ash> hows the hours?
[09:44] <metric> 10 hours 5 days a week
[09:44] <cptn_ash> thats not too bad
[09:44] <cptn_ash> i do that now
[09:44] <FlaVouR> yeah but do you sit infront of a computer for 10 hourts
[09:44] <metric> most of the work is near gas fields and oil fields
[09:45] <FlaVouR> or do you lift cement bags for 10 hours
[09:45] <metric> norway canada russia
[09:45] <cptn_ash> nah I make pizza
[09:45] <FlaVouR> metric hope you like the cold
[09:45] <metric> i do
[09:45] <metric> im from oldham
[09:45] <metric> i go norway on holiday :)
[09:45] <FlaVouR> oldham isnt cold like Norway is cold
[09:45] <metric> got a tan...
[09:45] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:46] <FlaVouR> jesus
[09:46] <cptn_ash> i used to know how to say where are my pants in norwegian but i gorgot
[09:46] <metric> your screwed next time cptn_ash
[09:46] <cptn_ash> yeah... i'll get a dictionary or something
[09:47] <FlaVouR> norwegian all speak at least a smattering of english anyway
[09:47] <cptn_ash> or take lots of spares
[09:48] <cptn_ash> the last letter to be added to the alphabet was J
[09:48] <cptn_ash> why the hell isnt it at the end then?
[09:48] <The_Rat> hey
[09:48] <cptn_ash> g'day
[09:48] <FlaVouR> Bonza
[09:48] <FlaVouR> coz Z would have gotten PISSED off
[09:49] <The_Rat> howdy y'all
[09:49] <FlaVouR> look a texan
[09:49] * FlaVouR tips The_Rat's stetson
[09:50] <metric> i can say nice ass in dutch
[09:50] <FlaVouR> mooi gat
[09:50] <metric> order beer in most languages
[09:50] * The_Rat takes off the gallon hat
[09:50] <The_Rat> I ain't no texan
[09:50] <GerblNut> yeah, a real texan knows it "yall", not "y'all"
[09:50] <FlaVouR> where ya from then, pardner
[09:51] <cptn_ash> the dutch have the worst swearing
[09:51] <The_Rat> colombia
[09:51] * FlaVouR makes friends with The_Rat REAL quick
[09:51] <cptn_ash> they say shit like "I hope you get cancer"
[09:51] <cptn_ash> thats just cold
[09:51] <FlaVouR> Rok af!
[09:51] <FlaVouR> ^^ fuck off
[09:52] <FlaVouR> ek wens jy kanker kry
[09:52] <The_Rat> whoa
[09:52] <FlaVouR> I wish you get cancer
[09:53] <cptn_ash> you couldnt get away with that down here
[09:53] <cptn_ash> or anywhere else probably
[09:53] <FlaVouR> 8shrug*
[09:53] <lexus1> Hello , greetings from Mexico
[09:53] <cptn_ash> mexico!
[09:53] <The_Rat> poder latino!
[09:53] <lexus1> ja
[09:53] <cptn_ash> donde estan mis pantalones?
[09:53] <FlaVouR> SIM!
[09:54] <lexus1> heheh
[09:54] <The_Rat> "tengo un gato grande en los pantalones" <- I don't remember what movie
[09:55] <cptn_ash> three amigos?
[09:55] <FlaVouR> hola Carvone!
[09:55] <lexus1> jajajaj
[09:55] <lexus1> mientras no sea un perro atras
[09:55] <lexus1> jejej
[09:55] <FlaVouR> El gato has a PLETHORA of women
[09:55] <lexus1> what doin here
[09:55] <lexus1> only chat ??
[09:55] <The_Rat> reva! <- spanish lol
[09:56] <daze> http://www.airlinepilotcentral.com/video-content/current-videos/fedex-thunders
[09:56] <dekkon>
[09:56] <dekkon>
[09:56] <dekkon>
[09:56] <dekkon>
[09:56] <dekkon>
[09:56] <cptn_ash> nice
[09:57] <lexus1> ??
[09:57] <FlaVouR> english only?
[09:57] <geck> haha
[09:57] <FlaVouR> looks fscked
[09:57] <The_Rat> bitsches
[09:57] <geck> FlaVouR, streach your window
[09:57] <dekkon> 1280x1024 minumum
[09:57] <FlaVouR> I am at 100%
[09:58] <FlaVouR> ahh
[09:58] <cptn_ash> its the thought that counts
[09:58] <metric> moe futher away from the screen
[09:58] <FlaVouR> yes
[09:59] <FlaVouR> http://www.littlemonkeysrock.com/downloads/cu_live.mp3 <-- frienda band
[09:59] <FlaVouR> then not too shabby
[09:59] <finn_> otha tham you spellin
[09:59] <The_Rat> gotta go
[10:00] <FlaVouR> yes spelling is for cunts who cant read
[10:00] <cptn_ash> so I just pulled my tongue out her ass and left
[10:00] <FlaVouR> shitfish .. nice
[10:00] <cptn_ash> hi
[10:01] <shitfish> what a timing
[10:01] <shitfish> :p
[10:01] <FlaVouR> I wish white folk couls say Nigga PLEASE!! without getting beaten
[10:01] <FlaVouR> could
[10:01] <FlaVouR> even
[10:01] <cptn_ash> you can
[10:02] <FlaVouR> I cant
[10:02] <FlaVouR> there are black folk in africa
[10:02] <cptn_ash> oh yeah
[10:02] <FlaVouR> unlike in australia
[10:03] <finn_> you can FlaVouR. you only need to do sport for a couple of years and go to th
[10:03] <cptn_ash> we have aboriginals
[10:03] <FlaVouR> i do chinese gung fu
[10:03] <FlaVouR> its not enough
[10:03] <FlaVouR> cptn_ash aboriginal literally means "indigenous people"
[10:04] <jestuh> http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt_050806.htm
[10:04] <FlaVouR> we all have aboriginals
[10:04] <FlaVouR> the Jehovah t-shirt is pure class
[10:05] <cptn_ash> i know but thats what they are known as here
[10:05] <cptn_ash> they dont have another title that i know of
[10:06] <FlaVouR> what do they call themselvwes?
[10:07] <cptn_ash> aboriginals
[10:07] <cptn_ash> and their flag is called the aboriginal flag
[10:07] <FlaVouR> hmm
[10:08] <FlaVouR> we have "Bushmen" here .. they call themselves Xoi san
[10:08] <cptn_ash> are those the guys that fought in the boer war?
[10:08] <FlaVouR> zulu
[10:09] <FlaVouR> xoi san are small yellowish ppl very much like the aboriginals in aus
[10:09] <shitfish> is it true that aboriginals smell bad ?
[10:10] <cptn_ash> yes
[10:13] <cptn_ash> an abo head butted his misses in my shop a few days ago
[10:13] <cptn_ash> she was gonna hit him with a bottle of fruit juice though
[10:13] <cptn_ash> she started it
[10:13] <FlaVouR> Maori's are hard
[10:13] <cptn_ash> yeah
[10:14] <cptn_ash> dont wanna mess with them
[10:14] <cptn_ash> freaks of nature
[10:14] <cptn_ash> they dont even need to work out
[10:14] <FlaVouR> COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKEN EGGS!
[10:15] <cptn_ash> haha
[10:15] <cptn_ash> jake the mus
[10:15] <cptn_ash> thats a top movie
[10:15] <FlaVouR> yeah
[10:15] <cptn_ash> have you ever seen so much pess
[10:15] <FlaVouR> the 2nd one was shit tho
[10:15] <cptn_ash> I havetn seen it
[10:15] <FlaVouR> pess?
[10:15] <cptn_ash> piss
[10:16] <cptn_ash> NZers say pess
[10:16] <FlaVouR> oic
[10:16] <cptn_ash> and instead of six they say sex, fish and chips is fush and chups
[10:17] <finn_> ExZippo goes for a pess?
[10:17] <finn_> neat info cptn_ash
[10:18] <cptn_ash> i do what i can
[10:19] <cptn_ash> exzippo?
[10:19] <metric> ok might have forgotten i was in this channel when i sent people links to pi
[10:19] <metric> bugger
[10:20] <finn_> brb
[10:21] <mef> guys, if sony and nintendo and xbox got in a fight, who do you think might win
[10:21] <jonathans> haha
[10:21] <finn_> mef: banana
[10:21] <metric> xbox
[10:21] <metric> they will drop consoles on the others
[10:21] <metric> destroy them utterly
[10:25] <jonathans> they could just drop the controller
[10:25] <jonathans> that's hefty enough
[10:25] <finn_> sony has +5 walkman of protection
[10:26] <jonathans> +5 walkman of eating batteries and breaking your fucking cassette tapes
[10:26] <Rjx> i'm starting to see that threads is going to be something i am going to have a
[10:26] <FlaVouR> mp3
[10:26] <Rjx> just like pointers originally
[10:26] <FlaVouR> threads?
[10:26] <FlaVouR> why
[10:27] <mef> Rjx's mind is limited to the linear
[10:27] <Rjx> the concept is a little hard to integrate into my brain
[10:27] <Rjx> maybe i just read a poor explanation
[10:27] <mef> stop deferring success, Rjx
[10:27] <The|Dude> well that wasn't too bad at all
[10:29] <FlaVouR> wot?
[10:30] <The|Dude> my exam
[10:30] <FlaVouR> oic
[10:31] <SohcahWTF> T1 is 1.5 megabit/sec, right?
[10:31] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[10:32] <FlaVouR> afaik
[10:32] <finn_> I have 6 mbit. is that T4 ?
[10:33] <FlaVouR> T3 Sh'll BE BACK!
[10:35] <cptn_ash> what exam?
[10:35] <GerblNut> no finn_, it's not
[10:35] <The|Dude> cptn_ash: world history
[10:35] <The|Dude> from about the time of the Franco Prussian wars to the present
[10:36] <finn_> world history... who won?
[10:37] <|silicon> there's no T4 in the US
[10:37] <cptn_ash> ah
[10:37] <cptn_ash> i always did ok in exams somehow
[10:37] <cptn_ash> sucked at everything else though
[10:37] <cptn_ash> i'm not the brightest fella going around
[10:38] <FlaVouR> its cos you were born in the arsehole of the world
[10:38] <FlaVouR> well close
[10:38] <FlaVouR> NZ is the arsehole
[10:39] <cptn_ash> it aint so bad here
[10:39] <FlaVouR> NOTHING happens there
[10:39] <FlaVouR> the biggest news is "FIREFIGHTER SAVES CAT FROM TREE"
[10:39] <FlaVouR> its like canada
[10:40] <cptn_ash> yeah but he have lots of pubs and bars and pretty good clubs
[10:40] <cptn_ash> and there's always some band doing a tour
[10:40] <cptn_ash> and we have pretty good sporting events
[10:40] <FlaVouR> yeah thats the shit part about south africa
[10:40] <FlaVouR> we get bands
[10:40] <cptn_ash> and we dont get car jacked at night
[10:40] <FlaVouR> but they usually on their last legs .. fucken metallica
[10:40] <cptn_ash> hah
[10:41] <FlaVouR> never any good punk bands
[10:41] <FlaVouR> I have sent henry rollins and mike Ness about 200000 emaisl BEGGING them to
[10:41] <cptn_ash> henry rollins was here awhile ago
[10:41] <FlaVouR> yeah
[10:42] <FlaVouR> I saw him in London doing spoken word he is awesome
[10:43] <metric> http://www.myspace.com/sayanything
[10:45] * varius is now known as var
[10:46] <cptn_ash> havent seen him live
[10:46] <cptn_ash> he's pretty funny though
[10:46] <FlaVouR> he spoke for 3 hours
[10:46] <FlaVouR> no break
[10:47] <FlaVouR> and told a dude who was heckling him if he opened his mouth again he's get
[10:48] <FlaVouR> the guy shut up VERY sharpish
[10:49] <The|Dude> henry rollins is awesome
[10:49] <The|Dude> I only recently heard him do spoken though
[10:49] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[10:49] <The|Dude> Eric the Pilot
[10:49] <FlaVouR> I dont think he plays in a band anymore
[10:49] <FlaVouR> its just spoken word
[10:50] <FlaVouR> you should look for Get in the Van - its the stopry of Henry Rollins and Bl
[10:51] <FlaVouR> fucken funny stuff
[10:51] <cptn_ash> well i gotta head off
[10:51] <cptn_ash> nice meeting yas
[10:51] <FlaVouR> cya
[10:53] <GerblNut> so what happened with David Blaine last night?
[10:54] <FlaVouR> hopefully that fucker drowned
[10:55] <swight> blacked out after 7 mins
[10:56] <FlaVouR> swight
[10:56] <FlaVouR> 7 minutes of what?
[10:56] <FlaVouR> is he out?
[10:56] <swight> he held his breath for 7 minutes and then blacked out
[10:57] <GerblNut> guess he didn't get enough of that pure oxygen before he jumped back in
[10:57] <FlaVouR> what was the deal?
[10:57] <FlaVouR> what was he trying to dio?
[10:58] <GerblNut> he stayed in a glass bubble underwater for a week
[10:58] <FlaVouR> yeah I got that part
[10:58] <FlaVouR> why did he stop taking air?
[10:58] <GerblNut> then he was to get out, get chained up, and break through the chains while
[10:58] <FlaVouR> ahh
[10:58] <GerblNut> because the record is 8:58
[10:58] <FlaVouR> the finaly
[10:59] <Osman> Fuck, brb
[11:05] <FlaVouR> holding hands with Lucifer is never that enlightening
[11:06] <Oopsie> he doesn't moistureize
[11:06] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[11:08] <jestuh> haha
[11:09] <GerblNut> i heard he lubricates though, so that's a plus for you
[11:09] <jestuh> debating whether i should nap before i start studying
[11:09] <jestuh> only 5 hours of sleep last night
[11:09] <FlaVouR> 5 hours is enough
[11:09] <FlaVouR> you should try get either 4 or 6 tho
[11:11] <jestuh> aight i'll start studying then
[11:11] <jestuh> Police killed Tuesday an Al Qaeda-inspired militant who masterminded last mo
[11:11] <jestuh> hahaha
[11:11] <jestuh> they are getting desperate
[11:12] <GerblNut> i read that as masterbated
[11:12] <Tark-Work> woo wee, drug test in three days
[11:12] <GerblNut> i think i'm getting lonely
[11:13] <Tark-Work> "Al Quaeda inspired"
[11:14] <Tark-Work> "Police are on the lookout for a person who looks 'a bit foreign' in conn
[11:14] <ScumFrog> gahaha.
[11:14] <Osman> Al qaeda dont do liqour stores
[11:14] <Osman> so it's a mexican ;x
[11:15] <FlaVouR> Al Qaeda sounds spanish to me
[11:15] <Osman> ;/
[11:15] <GerblNut> Al Qaeda runs most liquor stores
[11:15] <GerblNut> and 7-11's
[11:15] <FlaVouR> true
[11:15] <Osman> if it was El Qaeda ;x
[11:16] <jestuh> hahaha tark
[11:16] <FlaVouR> sounds like Enchilada
[11:16] <Osman> They probably stole some liqour to make some kind of a alcoholic bomb :/
[11:17] <FlaVouR> a Dirty Drunk bomb!
[11:17] <Osman> lol
[11:17] <Osman> "here pop some chapagne bottles"
[11:17] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:17] <Osman> shit goes BOMB 3 blocks exploded
[11:17] <Osman> ;/
[11:17] <Osman> BOOOM*
[11:18] <Tark-Work> I saw an arab guy once eating a cheeseburger. Just like Osama bin Laden,
[11:18] <kitchen> !fact
[11:18] <Tarkaan> Same as above in 1991: 73:1
[11:18] <GerblNut> 98) Microbial life can survive on the cooling rods of a nuclear reactor.
[11:18] <Tark-Work> fucking Gerbil!
[11:18] <geck> !fact
[11:18] <Tarkaan> Armadillos can be housebroken.
[11:18] <GerblNut> 63) It would take over an hour for a heavy object to sink 6.7 miles down t
[11:18] <FlaVouR> I sent a message to david Blaine
[11:18] <Tark-Work> you found one of my secrets!
[11:19] <FlaVouR> "You almost drowned fool"
[11:19] <geck> GerbilNt, that fact sucks
[11:19] <Osman> rofl
[11:19] <Osman> i saw that shit
[11:19] <Osman> WHY COULDNT HE JUST DIE.
[11:19] <ScumFrog> did he get out
[11:19] <Tark-Work> !fact
[11:19] <Tarkaan> 75% of divorced women eventually remarry.
[11:19] <GerblNut> 19) If our Sun were just inch in diameter, the nearest star would be 445 m
[11:19] <ScumFrog> damn.
[11:19] <Osman> ya
[11:19] <Osman> he got saved
[11:19] <Osman> =(
[11:19] <ScumFrog> fuck sakes
[11:19] <FlaVouR> Jesus!
[11:20] <Osman> Gerblnut where are you getting this from?
[11:21] <GerblNut> some list timmo or dekkon sent last week
[11:21] <GerblNut> !mitch returns far better results
[11:22] <ScumFrog> haha
[11:22] <ScumFrog> there calling him 'bubble boy'
[11:22] <ScumFrog> what a nick name
[11:22] <FlaVouR> these are the days of miracle and wonder
[11:24] <Osman> hmm
[11:25] <Osman> Bearshare got shutdown
[11:25] <Osman> :/
[11:26] <FlaVouR> how?
[11:26] <Osman> By the RIAA
[11:26] <terminal> people still use bearshare?
[11:26] <Osman> they actually did something for once
[11:26] <Osman> :s
[11:26] <Osman> " Online file-sharing service BearShare, along with operators Free Peers Inc
[11:28] <Osman> Brb, Switching Computers
[11:28] <jestuh> ya i saw that
[11:28] <Osman> lol
[11:28] * WorkFrog is now known as workfrog
[11:29] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[11:33] * dekkon changes topic to 'http://www.tcf.org/images/figures/ssandnationaldebtgraph2.jpg'
[11:34] <swight> jesus reagan, what were ya thinking?
[11:34] <kitchen> heh
[11:34] <jestuh> hahaha
[11:35] <dekkon> moral of the story, republicans like to spend money
[11:35] <dekkon> i think
[11:35] <swight> <nod>
[11:36] <swight> http://www.airlinepilotcentral.com/video-content/current-videos/fedex-thunde
[11:36] <swight> hahah that's awesome, timelapse of fedex planes avoiding T-Storms on radar
[11:36] <kitchen> yea that's pretty crazy
[11:37] <jestuh> blank for me ;[
[11:37] <swight> you anti-flash
[11:37] <Jimmothy> kitchen, how easy is it to setup a lunix box strictly for irc?
[11:38] <kitchen> Jimmothy: for an irc server? or to irc from?
[11:38] <kitchen> either is insanely easy.
[11:38] <Jimmothy> screen+irssi
[11:38] <swight> makes irssi your shell :)
[11:38] <kitchen> Jimmothy: just grab like.. fedora or slackware or something and do a real b
[11:38] <terminal> freebsd
[11:38] <kitchen> or fuckbsd, yea
[11:38] <terminal> shut up
[11:38] <terminal> down syndrome boy
[11:39] <terminal> : (
[11:39] <Jimmothy> im tempted to get an old machine from upstrairs, install freedsb 6 or ubun
[11:39] <Jimmothy> no gui crap
[11:39] <Evev> Hey guys
[11:39] <kitchen> it would take no more than an hour, i'd imagine
[11:39] <Evev> Awww, but GUI is da bomb :(
[11:39] <terminal> Jimmothy: if you're going for minimal, i wouldn't bother with ubuntu
[11:39] <swight> shhh Evev, adults are talking.
[11:39] <Evev> ;_;
[11:39] <kitchen> ^_^;;;
[11:39] <Jimmothy> but id have to find a monitor to work for it while i set it up at my dads
[11:40] <kitchen> Jimmothy: why not just ssh into it
[11:40] <Evev> Hey now, I've caught the MS-DOS interface... balls-to-the-wall from the comman
[11:40] <kitchen> oh
[11:40] <Jimmothy> cos i have to set it up
[11:40] <kitchen> while you set it up
[11:40] <Jimmothy> heh
[11:40] <kitchen> <-- HKYHDS
[11:40] <Evev> I memorized the path to launch the awesomest games of that era - MS Paint and
[11:40] <Jimmothy> yeah, after its working no more monitor
[11:40] <Evev> Srsly, way back, MS Paint was like FarCry when it came to graphics and stuff
[11:40] <Evev> The only problem was that you had to create everything yourself :(
[11:40] <Jimmothy> boringest troll of the year goes to Evev
[11:41] <Evev> Troll?
[11:41] * FlaVouR hands Evev the Idiot of the Yearİ award
[11:41] <Jimmothy> ok peon
[11:41] <FlaVouR> peon :)
[11:41] <Evev> Maybe my definition of troll is different from yours, but how is that trolling
[11:41] <FlaVouR> I havnt heard that in like 4 years
[11:41] <Evev> I'd appreciate an explanation
[11:41] <Jimmothy> how easy is setting up an url pointing to the box after setting it up rath
[11:41] <FlaVouR> its ore of an attempted bash
[11:41] <Jimmothy> and maybe reverse dns?
[11:42] <Evev> I don't get it...
[11:42] <FlaVouR> Jimmothy locally?
[11:42] <Evev> Well, whatever
[11:42] <FlaVouR> or you want internet enabled?
[11:42] <Jimmothy> so i can ssh to a proper url
[11:42] <FlaVouR> www.zoneedit.com
[11:42] <FlaVouR> if you have a static IP
[11:42] <Jimmothy> if i have no plans this weekend i might set this up as something to do
[11:43] <FlaVouR> get your ISP to make a CNAME for you
[11:43] <swight> A woman accused of keeping an Indonesian nanny as a virtual slave for four y
[11:43] <Jimmothy> shit and shower time
[11:43] <swight> don't mix them up
[11:44] <FlaVouR> dont shit in the showe
[11:44] <FlaVouR> r
[11:44] <swight> and don't shower in the shitter
[11:44] <FlaVouR> that too
[11:48] <r|3n> wow
[11:48] <r|3n> i read in finacial post yesterday
[11:48] <FlaVouR> can I touch you
[11:48] <r|3n> that myspace, though funded 3 years ago
[11:48] <Evev> Not if I get to r|3n first
[11:48] <swight> you read the financial post?
[11:48] <Rjx> that david blaine story was like SPLASH
[11:48] <r|3n> is now the second most visited website
[11:49] <FlaVouR> LOL Rjx
[11:49] <Rjx> except that it was david blaine
[11:49] <Evev> What's the first?
[11:49] <Rjx> and tom hanks wasn't involved
[11:49] <geck> google
[11:49] <geck> I would imagine..
[11:49] <r|3n> google
[11:49] <Evev> Not that maddox site?
[11:49] <Rjx> second most visited site according to who?
[11:49] <Rjx> how are they compiling those stats?
[11:49] <Evev> Good question
[11:49] <r|3n> indeed
[11:49] <Rjx> i bet it is alexa data
[11:49] <swight> the internet people of course
[11:49] <Rjx> which is stupidly flawed
[11:50] <terminal> w kcgc
[11:50] <Rjx> 6th on alexa
[11:50] <cadaver> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 2:
[11:50] <Evev> True, but it shouldn't be discounted too quickly. Afterall, we are still suff
[11:50] <FlaVouR> how do they get the stats?
[11:50] <Evev> Thanks to that one study...
[11:50] <Rjx> i really don't want to believe that it's the 2nd most visited site on the inter
[11:50] <Rjx> because that makes me so sad
[11:50] <Rjx> about the state of the internet
[11:51] <r|3n> i agree Rjx
[11:51] <Rjx> and yes, i'd be more glad if people were looking at gay porn
[11:51] <Evev> Makes me sad because MySpace is so... lackluster
[11:51] <Rjx> because gay porn is far more acceptable than myspace
[11:51] <Rjx> 1000x more
[11:51] <Evev> Rjx - I like the sound of your jib
[11:51] <kitchen> haha
[11:51] <FlaVouR> you have a fan Rjx
[11:51] <FlaVouR> RUN!!
[11:51] <terminal> rjx likes to tongue men
[11:51] <Evev> Meaning, progressive thinking and acceptance... not the whole "gay porn" thing
[11:51] <terminal> that is why he likes gay porn
[11:51] <Rjx> acceptance of what?
[11:51] <Evev> Uh
[11:51] <Evev> The LGBT community I guess
[11:52] <Rjx> i've never really had a reason to dislike them as a group
[11:52] <Evev> Fuck, I'm just out of ethics, so I'm all P-C and feel-good
[11:52] <Rjx> i don't really even have a problem with pedophiles who don't molest kids
[11:53] <Evev> loli haet pizza, etc etc
[11:53] <Rjx> people often disagree with me on the pedophilia issue
[11:53] <FlaVouR> Rjx its a supply and demand thing .. while they themselves dont molest kids
[11:53] <FlaVouR> denad
[11:53] <FlaVouR> DEMAND!
[11:53] <FlaVouR> FFS
[11:54] <Rjx> well what i really mean is that it isn't something that should be demonized
[11:54] <Rjx> it should be something that we should really think of how to deal with better
[11:54] <FlaVouR> I agree
[11:54] <FlaVouR> for me the sexual offenders roll is bullshit
[11:55] <Rjx> if you could cut the figures of child molestation in half by providing computer
[11:55] <FlaVouR> If I get convicted of a crime I get a sentance .. that sentance should be t
[11:55] <FlaVouR> once my time is up
[11:55] <Rjx> even if it helped drop the numbers
[11:55] <Evev> Hey, as conspicuous as it may look that I'm changing the topic, I was wonderin
[11:55] <FlaVouR> I should be a free and equal citizen again
[11:55] <Rjx> i haven't been following
[11:55] <Evev> To the best of my knowledge, Sony announced the price and release date of the
[11:55] <Rjx> FlaVouR: i agree with that, but follow-ups in terms of therapy and knowing wher
[11:56] <Rjx> a lot of the problem is with the surrounding community
[11:56] <Evev> It'll follow the XBox formula of having a "core" $500 set and a fully-featured
[11:56] <Rjx> pitchforks and lamps and whatnot
[11:56] <FlaVouR> Rjx see the thing is this .. they are not addressing the issue .. by bangin
[11:56] <Rjx> yeah i heard that Evev
[11:56] <Rjx> that is true FlaVouR
[11:56] <Rjx> but people want to see "justice" and "revenge"
[11:56] <FlaVouR> and sow hen they are released they reoffend
[11:56] <Rjx> not a solution to a problem
[11:56] <Evev> Of course, apparently the "core" set is lacking a crapload of things (like WiF
[11:56] <FlaVouR> agreed
[11:57] <Evev> I'm "wriggling" anticipation for tomorrow though. That's when Ninty holds its
[11:57] <Rjx> i'm not worried though
[11:57] <Rjx> give it a hundred years
[11:57] <Rjx> people will be thinking down this same line
[11:57] <FlaVouR> yep
[11:57] <Evev> It's quite amazing. There I was three years ago happy with a GBC. Then at th
[11:58] <FlaVouR> Evev you do realise you are talking to yourself?
[11:58] <Rjx> Evev: by your use of the word "Ninty" i guessed
[11:58] <Rjx> do you refer to shigeru miyamoto as "shigsy"
[11:58] <Evev> Rjx - You are right there. People will find new things to "demonize", so to s
[11:58] <Rjx> the human brain is surprisingly malleable
[11:58] <FlaVouR> its Culture
[11:58] <Rjx> i think we could grow out of that, eventually
[11:58] <FlaVouR> Culture taints us all
[11:59] <Evev> So instead of the KKK we could have like the... LLL? Something... Instead of
[11:59] <Evev> As for Shigeru... No, don't refer to him as Shiggy - but that's mostly becaus
[11:59] <Rjx> i used to buy N64 magazine (in the UK)
[11:59] <Rjx> i stopped when they referred to a game as "pant-wettingly good"
[11:59] <FlaVouR> lol
[11:59] <Rjx> that was the straw that broke the camel's back
[11:59] <kitchen> haha wtf
[12:00] <Evev> Although I joined the chorus of others when someone posted a picture of themse
[12:00] <Evev> Whatever
[12:00] <Evev> It's all in good fun
[12:00] <qoa> They must have been talking about Superman 64.
[12:00] <Evev> Rjx... Wow.
[12:00] <Rjx> haha
[12:00] <Rjx> some of the statements about Superman 64 by the developers were awesome
[12:00] <Rjx> considering how crap the game turned out
[12:00] <FlaVouR> The Godfather is one of the best games I've played
[12:00] <dekkon> bf2 > *
[12:01] <Rjx> "it permits a degree of freedom never before seen in a videogame"
[12:01] <FlaVouR> bf2?
[12:01] <dekkon> battlefield 2
[12:01] <qoa> You can fly through clouds forever!.
[12:01] <Evev> Oh - funny thing. I have never played a Mario game in my life. But checking o
[12:01] <Rjx> boyfriend 2
[12:01] <FlaVouR> oic
[12:01] <Rjx> dekkon's dating sim
[12:01] <FlaVouR> lol
[12:01] <Rjx> Red Faction was a cool gimmick
[12:01] <FlaVouR> Mario makes me wanna kill small children
[12:01] <Rjx> where you could shoot through walls indefinately
[12:01] <Evev> Although it makes no sense... If you can punch goombas to death, that defeats
[12:01] <Rjx> make gigantic paths
[12:01] <Rjx> i love almost all nintendo games, i always have
[12:02] <Rjx> i just don't talk to people about it anymore
[12:02] <Rjx> because they'll suddenly declare themselves to be a "hardcore gamer"
[12:02] <FlaVouR> never got into Nintendo
[12:02] <Rjx> and declare me a "filthy casual"
[12:02] <terminal> i haven't really liked nintendo since SNES
[12:02] <Evev> Rjx - Sucks that the whole game was only a gimmick for a "technology". Most of
[12:02] <FlaVouR> thats "filthy paki" Rjx
[12:02] <dekkon> you are a filthy casual
[12:02] <Evev> Same deal for paths. You could make them, but you were still limited to how mu
[12:02] <Rjx> i played the demo levels, never bought the actual game
[12:02] <Rjx> yeah
[12:02] <Evev> Rjx - Why would they do that? Hardcore gamer and you a casual?
[12:03] <Rjx> i find the term "hardcore gamer" extremely baffling
[12:03] <Rjx> why is it something to be proud of
[12:03] <Evev> Depends on how you carry the "title" I guess
[12:03] <dekkon> because it lets them think they are better than you
[12:04] <Evev> If you have little outside contact and are a shut in, being a "hardcore gamer"
[12:04] <Evev> If you are more of... a... cyberathlete... Then maybe you can have some pride?
[12:04] * Evev ducks
[12:04] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:04] <FlaVouR> cyberathlete
[12:04] <Rjx> that sounds like a competition in elegant textual intercourse
[12:04] <Evev> Hahaha
[12:05] * Evev puts on his robe and wizzard hat
[12:05] <Rjx> i've said that during foreplay actually, one of my most proud achievements
[12:05] <Rjx> "i put on my robe and wizard hat"
[12:05] <FlaVouR> you said that during foreplay
[12:05] <FlaVouR> ?
[12:05] <FlaVouR> you are teh king
[12:06] <Evev> Now see... That's what I would call "hardcore gamer". (Mostly, of course, in
[12:06] <Rjx> bloodninja was never a gamer thing though
[12:06] <Evev> But wait... Did she actually "get it"?!
[12:06] <metric> bing under water unlocking himself
[12:06] <Rjx> yeah
[12:06] <Evev> Well, you have a point Rjx. I guess I'm just lumping my "gamer things" with m
[12:06] <metric> oops
[12:06] <Rjx> i had showed her the bloodninja quotes stuff a while before
[12:06] <FlaVouR> LOL
[12:06] <FlaVouR> this is Sara?
[12:06] <Rjx> yeah
[12:06] <FlaVouR> nice
[12:07] <Rjx> i think i might've been stoned at the time
[12:07] <Rjx> i'm trying to remember
[12:07] <FlaVouR> from what I understnad of her she would have gotten it
[12:07] <Rjx> yeah i'm lucky in that respect
[12:07] <Evev> Oh, about earlier. Here's the image showing the spec comparison between the "
[12:07] <Rjx> i wrote ~[ sara ]~ : thanks for the +v
[12:07] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[12:08] <Rjx> at the bottom of her valentines card
[12:08] <Rjx> and she actually got the joke
[12:08] <FlaVouR> Nice
[12:08] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:08] <FlaVouR> she in the states still?
[12:08] <Evev> Agreed - that's sweet
[12:08] <Rjx> yeah, i'm back there in 2 weeks
[12:08] <Evev> Oh - does anyone like Metal Gear?
[12:08] <Rjx> for a 3 month stay
[12:08] <FlaVouR> cool
[12:08] <GerblNut> I told my wife to get in the kitchen and make me a pie while we were datin
[12:08] <FlaVouR> you guys looking to get hitched?
[12:08] <jestuh> hahaha
[12:09] <Rjx> she probably wouldn't have married you if you didn't get her pregnant GerblNut
[12:09] <FlaVouR> Evev I played it but i didnt really get into it
[12:09] <GerblNut> totally expected a kick in the nads, just got a dirty look
[12:09] <FlaVouR> did she make you the pie?
[12:09] <GerblNut> now she throws it at me once a while, after wards she tells me to go get h
[12:09] <Evev> I was just asking because they released a new trailer for MGS4
[12:09] <Rjx> hahah
[12:09] <GerblNut> no, but she made me a birthday cake in the shape of a computer
[12:09] <GerblNut> that was pretty cool
[12:09] <Evev> For the most part it looks awesome (I have, by the way, never played MGS games
[12:09] <Rjx> i'm going to try the pie thing
[12:09] <Rjx> except it'll have to be something else
[12:09] <Rjx> because i don't eat pie
[12:09] <Evev> Heh, you got more guts then me Rjx :p
[12:09] <csqrl> that's playskool
[12:10] <Rjx> haha josh is the king of insensitive remarks
[12:10] <GerblNut> "bitch get in the kitchen and fry me a bat"
[12:10] <FlaVouR> lol
[12:10] <Evev> Pie is over-rated though. I'd prefer to ask for something... refined. Like cav
[12:10] <FlaVouR> Cook the man some fcking eggs
[12:10] <Rjx> if you remember GerblNut
[12:10] <Rjx> a bat actually got into the house
[12:10] <Evev> Accompanied by light jazz and Crystal
[12:10] <FlaVouR> STOOPID
[12:10] <Rjx> and given my training in the area
[12:10] <GerblNut> i did not remember that
[12:10] <Rjx> i stepped up
[12:10] <Rjx> and took the bat outside
[12:10] <Rjx> in a tupperware container
[12:11] <Rjx> yeah we heard something that sounded like a cricket
[12:11] <csqrl> say her best feature is her cavity
[12:11] <Evev> But yeah, never played, exciting new trailer... I hope the writing is good an
[12:11] <Rjx> sara went to see what it was
[12:11] <FlaVouR> ok
[12:11] <Rjx> and was like AHHH BAT
[12:11] <FlaVouR> sleep
[12:11] <Rjx> which was my line normally
[12:11] <FlaVouR> cya
[12:11] <Rjx> i guess one of the cats brought it in
[12:11] <Rjx> later FlaVouR
[12:11] <csqrl> ask if you can wash spaghetti in it
[12:11] <Evev> Although... despite how serious it was, two moments where I cracked up. One w
[12:11] <Rjx> csqrl: haha
[12:11] <csqrl> i tried to sex rg with spaghetti while we were cooking
[12:11] <Rjx> you actually hurt her though
[12:11] <csqrl> it didn't last long
[12:11] <Rjx> like the dictionary thing
[12:11] <Evev> And the other towards the end where Snake is contemplating suicide, and puts a
[12:12] <csqrl> haha
[12:12] <csqrl> well mostly she just is horrified
[12:12] <Tark-Work> w seattle, wa
[12:12] <Evev> Fuck. Snake giving felatio to a USP is... no. ;_;
[12:12] <cadaver> Weather for Seattle, Washington (98101) Conditions & - Updated at 11:53
[12:12] <Evev> w San Francisco, ca
[12:12] <cadaver> Weather for San Francisco, California (94101) Conditions & - Updated at
[12:12] <metric> mmmmm suck on my glock
[12:12] <Osman> w Peace River, Canada
[12:12] <cadaver> Weather for Peace River, Alberta - Updated at 1:00 PM MDT on May 09, 2006 [
[12:12] <Osman> :x
[12:12] <Rjx> i wonder if she secretly loves it
[12:12] <csqrl> i highly doubt it
[12:12] <GerblNut> wow, looks like i missed the interesting part of the spaghetti incident
[12:12] <Evev> w Baghdad, Iraq
[12:12] <cadaver> i like string
[12:12] <csqrl> but i know she'd miss it
[12:12] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "baghdad,+iraq"
[12:12] <Rjx> maybe that's why she got the razor vagina fitted
[12:12] <Evev> US only?
[12:12] <csqrl> there's 10090113 spaghetti incidents
[12:13] <csqrl> it's all about constantly propositioning them with really terrible things
[12:13] <csqrl> then when they try to see if you're kidding
[12:13] <csqrl> be dead serious
[12:13] <Rjx> haha
[12:13] <csqrl> and beat the dead horse until it's liquified
[12:13] <Evev> "tried to sex rg with spaghetti" Wait... like... sexually assault her with spa
[12:13] <Rjx> there was an incident
[12:13] <Rjx> involving spaghetti
[12:14] <Evev> Because I saw this one porn set where the girl... for whatever reason... was u
[12:14] <Rjx> and now it is a stern reminder of that particular incident
[12:14] <csqrl>
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