Session Start: Mon May 08 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <Efreeti> feck
[00:02] <DigDug> feck?
[00:02] <Efreeti> feck.
[00:03] <Efreeti> it's a long story
[00:04] <Efreeti> hmm
[00:04] <Efreeti> if i save most of my salary for 3-4 months i can afford an insane computer
[00:05] <DigDug> why would you want an insane computer?
[00:05] <Efreeti> because it matches me
[00:06] <DigDug> well put
[00:07] <Efreeti> an insanely powerful computer
[00:09] <wasted`> In November 2005, the Women & Girls Foundation of Southwest Pennsylvania la
[00:10] <Efreeti> hmm
[00:10] <Efreeti> i've been around for a long time now
[00:10] <wasted`> girl-cott.. phew
[00:10] <Efreeti> on that irk
[00:10] <Efreeti> still not on bash
[00:11] <The|Dude> which store?
[00:18] <Efreeti> i dare you all to bash me
[00:19] <The|Dude> WHOO
[00:19] <jestuh> hi
[00:19] <The|Dude> finished 2nd of 3 essays
[00:20] <The|Dude> wutup Durandal`
[00:24] <poopy> jestuh just approved 2, and killed 98
[00:27] <The|Dude> wow 2% approval
[00:27] <The|Dude> you're getting soft
[00:27] <pinin> haha
[00:36] <pinin> <@kingrayray> i just vacuum sealed 1lb of tobacco into a brick
[00:36] <pinin> <@kingrayray> hahahaha
[00:36] <pinin> <@kingrayray> i want to kill someone with it
[00:36] <pinin> <@kingrayray> and then be like TOBACCO KILLS
[00:36] <pinin> Approve Kill
[00:36] <pinin> i want to kill but it has decent votes ;\
[00:36] <Twinge-> hmm
[00:37] <Twinge-> made me laugh. approve.
[00:37] <pinin> FINE@%#$$%@
[00:45] <timmo> wow
[00:45] <timmo> id kill it
[00:45] <timmo> I GUESS IM TOO LATE NOW
[00:52] <Efreeti> kill
[00:52] <Efreeti> O_o
[00:52] <Efreeti> this system is insane
[00:52] <The|Dude> fuck...
[00:52] <The|Dude> forgot to submit my essay for my online class
[00:52] <The|Dude> hope she'll take it 50 minutes late
[00:53] <Efreeti> i'm supposed to edit some stuff and make a site in some system reminiscent
[00:53] <TMH_> :[
[00:53] <TMH_> I've got to go in and submit an essay
[00:53] <TMH_> one of my friends left for the summer early
[00:53] * Scmfrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[00:53] <TMH_> so I opened his door with the old credit card trick and left the latch on
[00:53] <ScumFrog> monday mornings suck
[00:53] <TMH_> we're going to buy some paint from wilkinson's
[00:53] <TMH_> some awful colour
[00:53] <Efreeti> if i'm supposed to do it all like this it's gonna take months
[00:53] <TMH_> like pink
[00:53] <Efreeti> this system SUCKS
[00:53] <TMH_> and some rollers
[00:54] <TMH_> go to town on his walls
[00:54] <TMH_> when he returns
[00:54] <TMH_> OH GOD THE WALLS THE FUCKING WALLS
[00:54] <The|Dude> haha
[00:54] <TMH_> then we all deny knowledge that we did it
[00:54] <The|Dude> sounds good
[00:54] <The|Dude> also paint in cuddly pictures
[00:54] <The|Dude> carebears and shit
[00:54] <TMH_> we're also going to pound shops to buy posters of male models and such
[00:55] <TMH_> some barbie dolls
[00:55] <TMH_> basically two people owe me between them about £35 or so
[00:55] <TMH_> I'm willing to let that debt slide so we can all pitch in
[00:56] <The|Dude> rad
[00:56] <The|Dude> its a dorm room or an apartment?
[00:56] <TMH_> dorm room really
[00:56] <TMH_> just a bed and a desk and such
[00:57] <The|Dude> right
[00:57] <TMH_> we live in this bigass house
[00:57] <The|Dude> barely enough space to breathe let alone live, right?
[00:57] <TMH_> which is fairly cool
[00:57] <TMH_> oh no this place wasn't built for student accomodation
[00:57] <TMH_> loads of room
[00:57] <TMH_> we've got double beds and all that jazz
[00:57] <The|Dude> oh right on
[00:57] <TMH_> upstairs we have a balcony
[00:58] <TMH_> ok so you have to climb out of the window to get to it
[00:58] <The|Dude> I want to go in on a house with some friends come next semester
[00:58] <TMH_> furthermore
[00:58] <TMH_> the bathroom is hillarious
[00:58] <TMH_> the taps are enormous dragon heads
[00:58] <TMH_> and you turn on the taps
[00:58] <TMH_> and water comes out of their mouths
[00:58] <TMH_> it's really elaborate
[00:59] <Efreeti> wtf
[00:59] <TMH_> yeah
[00:59] <TMH_> it should be noted
[00:59] <The|Dude> rockin
[00:59] <TMH_> that this place used to be a brothel
[00:59] <The|Dude> ahahaha
[01:00] <TMH_> we're on the edge of hull's old red light district
[01:00] <ScumFrog> how bizarre
[01:00] <TMH_> one morning I opened the door and a tramp fell into my house
[01:00] <TMH_> you know
[01:00] <TMH_> that sort of thing
[01:00] <TMH_> its alright though
[01:00] <TMH_> we have a lot of fun
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[01:01] * Topic is '[20:15:24] <@D1> what rjx doesn't realize is that God is a GIANT HAT'
[01:01] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Sun May 0
[01:10] <Efreeti> i'm in .asp and javascript hell
[01:14] * s3___ is now known as s3_
[01:16] <ScumFrog> im in maya3d hell
[01:17] <The|Dude> goddamn I hate having to use a network printer
[01:17] <The|Dude> especially on this shit network
[01:17] <The|Dude> so slow
[01:19] <Efreeti> yay
[01:19] <Efreeti> finally found some html stuff in there
[01:19] <Efreeti> the menu and layout thing is still hell
[01:19] <Efreeti> frames-like .asp shit layout
[01:20] <Efreeti> with the crappiest javascript admin etiting system
[01:20] <ScumFrog> etiting?
[01:20] <ScumFrog> e-titing?
[01:20] <ScumFrog> ;]
[01:21] <Efreeti> ?
[01:21] <Efreeti> the system is called Synkron.web or something
[01:22] <ScumFrog> presume you meant to say editing?
[01:22] <Efreeti> yeah
[01:23] <Efreeti> got a matrix printer going off beside me here
[01:23] <Efreeti> like it's 1990
[01:23] <ScumFrog> rock on
[01:25] <ScumFrog> I can hear the sound now
[01:32] <ScumFrog> w2
[01:32] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 52F/11C; wind East 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Rain; Sunrise 5:21AMB
[01:33] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[01:33] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 9:20 AM BST on May 08, 2006
[01:34] <ScumFrog> ah, thats why it feels warm
[01:34] <The|Dude> w2
[01:34] <poopy> The|Dude temp 76.5F/24.7C; wind WSW 8.0mph/12.9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[01:34] <ScumFrog> [Humidity: 94%]
[01:34] <Efreeti> wow
[01:34] <The|Dude> wheee still 76 :D
[01:34] <The|Dude> 1 a.m.
[01:44] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/NEEDS%20MORE%20WIIBELL.gif
[01:44] <Rjx> needs more wiibell
[01:44] <ScumFrog> heh
[01:45] <daze> http://uploader.ws/upload/200605/00071cdf.jpg
[01:46] <daze> why would someone come up w/ adding a wii remote to that
[01:46] <ScumFrog> drugs.
[01:48] <ScumFrog> calc 445 GBP in USD
[01:48] <pinkboa> - 445 British pounds = 824.8075 U.S. dollars
[02:00] <Rjx> According to the New York Times, lots of girls and younger teens are abandoning
[02:00] <Rjx> Meanwhile, says Will Wright, boys will "do the same stupid thing over and over
[02:02] <timmo> i learned that when 13yr old girls
[02:02] <timmo> have consenual sex with 7 guys
[02:02] <timmo> they cry rape
[02:02] <timmo> </news>
[02:02] <timmo> w2
[02:02] <poopy> timmo temp 52F/11C; wind West 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:17AM;
[02:04] <Rjx> well yeah
[02:04] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/45833_collegead.gif
[02:04] <timmo> heh
[02:06] <Rjx> Shell have announced that they're suspending Chip & Pin at 600 of their Petrol
[02:06] <Rjx> i called that right from the start
[02:06] <Rjx> chip and pin was never safe
[02:06] <ScumFrog> safer than signitures though right?
[02:07] <timmo> what exactly is chip and pin?
[02:07] <Rjx> instead of signing for stuff when you pay with a credit card
[02:07] <Rjx> you use a PIN code too
[02:07] <Rjx> -too
[02:07] <timmo> like your normal cc pin?
[02:07] <FlaVouR> Clarissa1 is a spambot
[02:07] <ScumFrog> yes
[02:07] <timmo> uh
[02:07] <FlaVouR> thanks
[02:08] <timmo> that sounds like the most retarded thing ever
[02:08] <Rjx> haha exactly
[02:08] <FlaVouR> Rjx this Switch?
[02:08] <Rjx> now the banks have been pushing it as the most amazing advance in security
[02:08] <Rjx> and everyone has spent millions switching over
[02:08] <timmo> so what happens if someone somehow gets that pin?
[02:08] <timmo> can they charge all types of shit to your cc?
[02:08] <ScumFrog> your fucked
[02:08] <Rjx> yep
[02:09] <ScumFrog> unless you cancel it right away
[02:09] <timmo> so basically now
[02:09] <timmo> instead of stealing your cc
[02:09] <timmo> they have to steal your pin?
[02:09] <Rjx> they need both
[02:09] <Rjx> hence chip AND pin
[02:09] <FlaVouR> wait wait .. youc an charge stuff to a CC now without the card nuymber? jus
[02:09] <timmo> thats why im asking
[02:09] <FlaVouR> oh
[02:10] <timmo> i dont know
[02:10] <Rjx> i mean the plain absurdity of it is hilarious
[02:10] <timmo> it seems a little safer than how it is now
[02:10] <FlaVouR> that chip is supposed to be tight tho - my Natwest cards had them .. but no
[02:10] <Rjx> if you're in a restaurant and you pay by credit card
[02:10] <timmo> now -> steal cc, spend
[02:10] <timmo> with that its
[02:10] <Rjx> they bring a little machine out
[02:10] <Rjx> so you can type in your PIN code
[02:10] <timmo> steal cc -> get pin -> spend
[02:10] <Rjx> in front of a dozen people
[02:10] <FlaVouR> Rjx its like paying with a Switch card .. you need tp put the pin in too
[02:11] <Rjx> is switch a debit card?
[02:11] <ScumFrog> when I worked at a bar I always used to watch people put there pin in
[02:11] <FlaVouR> yes
[02:11] <Rjx> yes, this is credit cards
[02:11] <Rjx> you've always needed to enter a pin for debit cards
[02:11] <ScumFrog> and it was suprising how many people just didnt try to be secrative about
[02:11] <timmo> i dont know man
[02:11] <timmo> like i said
[02:11] <timmo> right now is people steal your cc
[02:11] <timmo> they can spend all they want until theyre caught
[02:11] <ScumFrog> jabbing at the machine with one finger trying to see the numbers
[02:11] <FlaVouR> Iknow .. so whats the difference if you enter a pin for a derbit card or a
[02:11] <Rjx> timmo: i think if you'd seen how much of a fuss the banks are making that every
[02:11] <timmo> if they need a pin, its going to be a little harder
[02:12] <Rjx> and buy insane amounts of expensive equipment
[02:12] <Rjx> t just shifts financial liability for loss to the consumer instead of the lende
[02:12] <Rjx> *it
[02:12] <Rjx> as the boingboing post says
[02:12] <FlaVouR> aah
[02:12] <Rjx> http://www.snakeoillabs.com/2006/05/07/shell-stops-accepting-chip-and-pin-in-fr
[02:14] <timmo> http://www.woostercollective.com/images/2006/05/knifestreet.jpg DIE OLD MAN D
[02:14] <Rjx> Battlefield 2 ordinarily shows U.S. troops engaging forces from China or a unit
[02:15] <Rjx> "I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in Blackhawk helicopters
[02:15] <timmo> nice
[02:16] <Rjx> looks like the statement that it was made my islamic hackers as a bit of a mist
[02:16] <Rjx> it's an expansion pack on sale in the US
[02:17] <timmo> man
[02:17] <timmo> the foo fighters - everlong
[02:17] <timmo> im so gay for this song
[02:17] <timmo> its not even funny
[02:17] <Rjx> playing it now
[02:18] <timmo> the solo acoustic version is awesome
[02:18] <The|Dude> oh wow I haven't heard this song in ages timmo
[02:18] <The|Dude> good song too
[02:20] <timmo> the video for it is cool too
[02:20] <timmo> it parodies evil dead
[02:21] <Rjx> if you love somebody then set them on fire
[02:21] <timmo> thats a good song toio
[02:21] <timmo> -i
[02:21] <Rjx> aye
[02:21] <FlaVouR> fire
[02:21] <FlaVouR> hmmm
[02:21] <Rjx> i have a bunch of dead milkmen stuff on here
[02:22] <The|Dude> dead milkmen are pretty rad
[02:22] <The|Dude> haven't listened to them in ages either
[02:22] <Rjx> also in my playlist next to dead milkmen are the dead kennedies
[02:22] <Rjx> the viva las vegas cover used in fear and loathing
[02:22] <The|Dude> bitchin' camaro :D
[02:22] <timmo> when jfk jr died
[02:23] <timmo> chris sent me an im
[02:23] <timmo> "another dead kennedy"
[02:23] <Rjx> haha
[02:23] <Rjx> have you heard from chris at all since the time he called you?
[02:23] <Rjx> old chris
[02:23] <timmo> semi
[02:23] <timmo> aim/nmp3s/other shit
[02:24] <Rjx> ah
[02:24] <Rjx> we need to bring him back from the dark side
[02:24] <timmo> i sent him a text when the new ignite came out
[02:24] <timmo> jesus i dont want to goto work
[02:26] <timmo> this week its just going to be my boss and i
[02:26] <timmo> same with next week
[02:26] <ScumFrog> fun fun fun
[02:27] <ScumFrog> just me and my boss atm
[02:27] <ScumFrog> but its ok, cos hes pretty cool
[02:27] <timmo> i dont mind my boss
[02:27] <ScumFrog> "down with the kids"
[02:27] <timmo> infact we're friends
[02:27] <timmo> but for the most part it means im going to have to do a lot more work than us
[02:27] <timmo> and usually i do an assload of work as is
[02:27] <FlaVouR> I detest my boss
[02:28] <FlaVouR> what you do Timmo?
[02:28] <timmo> flavour: you know when you go into a store and you notice they moved all the
[02:28] <timmo> im the guy who does that
[02:29] <timmo> its an easy enough job, but its time consuming
[02:31] <catnip> hi.
[02:31] <catnip> hey tim
[02:31] <timmo> whats up
[02:31] <Steve-O> hmmm
[02:31] <catnip> ink and needles
[02:31] <catnip> :P
[02:31] <Steve-O> i got a geek issue
[02:32] <FlaVouR> merchendising
[02:32] <FlaVouR> I hate that
[02:32] <timmo> fun
[02:32] <Steve-O> how do u get people who meet you from calling you the dead-eyed geek?
[02:32] <maru> stop wanking
[02:32] <catnip> Steve-O: don't meet people?
[02:32] <FlaVouR> catnip I got my new tat
[02:32] <timmo> my only "geekissue" is faggots coming into this channel and making jokes abou
[02:33] <catnip> show me
[02:33] <The|Dude> I don't think I've ever heard anyone call anyone "the dead-eyed geek"
[02:33] <Efreeti> w oslo, norway
[02:33] <pinkboa> Weather for Oslo, Norway - Updated at 11:29 AM CEST on May 08, 2006 [Temper
[02:33] <Efreeti> that's nice weather
[02:33] <catnip> w valencia
[02:33] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia"
[02:34] <catnip> w valencia, spain
[02:34] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia,+spain"
[02:34] <Efreeti> w knossos, greece
[02:34] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "knossos,+greece"
[02:34] <Efreeti> w athens, greece
[02:34] <pinkboa> Weather for Athens, Greece - Updated at 9:00 AM EEST on May 08, 2006 [Tempe
[02:34] <Efreeti> hah! colder than oslo
[02:34] <Efreeti> w puerto de la cruz, tenerife
[02:34] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "puerto+de+la+cruz,+tenerife"
[02:34] <catnip> we habe weather here! it's the same almost everyday, but it's "weather" none
[02:34] <FlaVouR> catnip http://www.cypherpunk.za.net/images/trust.jpg
[02:35] <FlaVouR> its not filled yet
[02:35] <catnip> ouch, the ribz
[02:35] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:35] <FlaVouR> hurts like a fucker
[02:35] <catnip> but its nice
[02:35] <FlaVouR> still
[02:36] <catnip> well, at least the magnum 5+ doesn't hurt as much
[02:36] <Efreeti> w los silos, tenerife
[02:36] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "los+silos,+tenerife"
[02:36] <FlaVouR> he's gonna use a tight 4
[02:36] <FlaVouR> w2
[02:36] <poopy> FlaVouR temp 55F/13C; wind ESE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 6
[02:36] <catnip> so, the worst oart is over
[02:36] <Efreeti> w tenerife, spain
[02:36] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:36] <pinkboa> Weather for Tenerife, Canary Islands - Updated at 10:00 AM WEST on May 08,
[02:36] <catnip> why?
[02:36] <daze> w2
[02:36] <poopy> daze temp 75F/24C; wind SSE 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:39AM; Sun
[02:36] <FlaVouR> why? dunno thats what he said
[02:36] <daze> freakin started raining
[02:36] <daze> clear my ass
[02:37] <FlaVouR> I think I may use some Emla for the fill
[02:37] <catnip> tell him that its supposed to be filled with a flat tip magnum!!!!!
[02:37] <timmo> w2
[02:37] <poopy> timmo temp 50F/10C; wind NW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 6:17
[02:37] <catnip> altough some details have to be with a tight 5 yeah...
[02:38] <catnip> five... what's he doing to you? torture? didn't you pay the guy?
[02:38] <timmo> pz out fools
[02:38] <timmo> time for work
[02:38] <catnip> cya
[02:39] <FlaVouR> catnip naa this was a freebee
[02:39] <catnip> oh, so you pay in pain ;)
[02:39] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:39] <FlaVouR> and blood :F
[02:39] <FlaVouR> altho I didnt bleed so bad with this
[02:39] <catnip> ãnd tears
[02:40] <FlaVouR> my back bled like a fucker
[02:40] <FlaVouR> I am gonna get some emla for the fill
[02:40] <catnip> it depends on where it is done, and the people
[02:40] <FlaVouR> URL emla
[02:40] <pinkboa> - "emla": http://www.emla-us.com/
[02:40] <catnip> some ppl bleed a lot
[02:40] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:40] <FlaVouR> also I drank the night before my bac
[02:40] <FlaVouR> so blood was thin
[02:41] <catnip> oh, thats stupid
[02:41] <catnip> sorry but it is :\
[02:41] <FlaVouR> what?
[02:41] <catnip> drinking before tatts
[02:41] <FlaVouR> drinkning before getting tattooed
[02:41] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:41] <catnip> yes
[02:41] <FlaVouR> it is ::P
[02:41] <catnip> or not eating
[02:41] <FlaVouR> heh
[02:41] <FlaVouR> I never ever felt like I was gonna pass out
[02:41] <Efreeti> Fallout 3 may use the Oblivion engine
[02:42] <catnip> I always make sure that the person Im about to tattoo has eaten
[02:42] <catnip> and in' under the influence
[02:42] <catnip> drugs and/or booze
[02:42] <FlaVouR> this BIG BIG guy came in on Saturday to get a shitty barbed wire armband -
[02:42] <Efreeti> what is the most popular tattoo?
[02:42] <FlaVouR> I wasnt drunk DURING the tattoo
[02:43] <catnip> lol
[02:43] <FlaVouR> Efreeti here? probably roses / dolphins / butterflies
[02:43] <catnip> barbed wire tatttoo, I refuse to do those
[02:43] <FlaVouR> or Flash tribal
[02:43] <catnip> forgeting the little cartoon devils are we!?!??!?!
[02:43] <FlaVouR> heh
[02:43] <Efreeti> I'm planning on getting one when i'm thin
[02:43] <FlaVouR> sorry
[02:43] <FlaVouR> that too
[02:44] <Efreeti> gonna design it myself though
[02:44] <FlaVouR> Efreeti skin stretches
[02:44] <FlaVouR> yeah always design your own tattoos
[02:44] <FlaVouR> I would NEVER get flashon me
[02:44] <FlaVouR> flash on
[02:44] <catnip> or if you cant design at least come up with an idea
[02:44] <Efreeti> flash?
[02:44] <FlaVouR> the stuff on the walls
[02:44] <catnip> flash = pre-made
[02:44] <Efreeti> hm
[02:44] <FlaVouR> at any tattoo shop
[02:45] <Efreeti> but what do you mean, skin stretches?
[02:45] <Efreeti> i already know skin stretches
[02:45] <FlaVouR> I mean if you get a tattoo while you thin it will stretch out and vice ver
[02:45] <catnip> yep
[02:45] <Efreeti> yes, if i gain weight again
[02:45] <catnip> you will
[02:45] <catnip> eventually
[02:45] <FlaVouR> what I am saying is if you are fat and get tattooed then lose the weight it
[02:46] <Efreeti> why won't it?
[02:46] <catnip> do it now
[02:46] <FlaVouR> cos skin stretches
[02:46] <FlaVouR> its elastic
[02:46] <catnip> its better ovber the fat than over the bone
[02:46] <catnip> and it wont get as deformed as the other way around
[02:46] <catnip> trust ne, I know
[02:46] <catnip> me even
[02:47] <The|Dude> I want to get a tattoo, but I have no ideas, and I don't want a pre-made o
[02:47] <The|Dude> I haven't really thought about it though
[02:47] <The|Dude> I bet I could think of a good one
[02:47] <catnip> The|Dude: then get one when you do
[02:47] <FlaVouR> get "Undecided" tattooed on you
[02:47] <The|Dude> hah
[02:47] <Efreeti> i would draw some kind of sword/cross thing, i think
[02:47] <catnip> dont go with the flow and with what you see on the walls
[02:47] <FlaVouR> google - there are loads of designs on the internet you can use to inspire
[02:48] <The|Dude> good idea FlaVouR
[02:48] <catnip> or buy some magazines
[02:48] <The|Dude> ok its 3 a.m. and I should have been in bed at midnight
[02:48] <The|Dude> later
[02:48] <FlaVouR> and pick a style too
[02:48] <catnip> and look around some shops
[02:48] <FlaVouR> NO SLEEP! THERE IS TATTOO WORK TO BE DONE!
[02:48] <The|Dude> D:
[02:48] <catnip> lol
[02:49] <Efreeti> if someone came in and wanted a tattoo of http://aryanwear.com/images/sword
[02:49] <Efreeti> would you do it?
[02:49] <catnip> FlaVouR: this emla thing... im browsing the site...
[02:49] <FlaVouR> catnip it works a treat - but only lasts about 30 minutes
[02:49] <catnip> Efreeti: no
[02:49] <FlaVouR> why not?
[02:49] <catnip> I've never used anaestetics
[02:49] <FlaVouR> if someone is stupid enough to mark themselves with that shit
[02:49] <catnip> because its stupid
[02:49] <catnip> yeah
[02:50] <catnip> I dont do nazi shit
[02:50] <FlaVouR> catnip me either but my ribs was FUCKING sore
[02:50] <catnip> or biker clubs shit
[02:50] <Efreeti> how about a hammer and sicle?
[02:50] <catnip> I'd do that
[02:50] <FlaVouR> catnip do you do hands / faces?
[02:50] <TMH_> I know a dude who has a windows logo tatooed on his back
[02:50] <catnip> yes
[02:50] <TMH_> why man why
[02:50] <TMH_> it's the oldschool logo as well
[02:51] <catnip> TMH_: stupidity
[02:51] <Efreeti> how about a huge portrait of che guevara on the shin
[02:51] <TMH_> don't people think before they mark themselves for life
[02:51] <catnip> Efreeti: I dont do portraits
[02:51] <Efreeti> heh
[02:51] <FlaVouR> why not?
[02:51] <catnip> sorry, its not my style
[02:51] <FlaVouR> ok
[02:52] <FlaVouR> just interested
[02:52] <catnip> that's a specialization
[02:52] <FlaVouR> to see the motivation for working
[02:52] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[02:52] <catnip> some guys are good at portraits
[02:52] <FlaVouR> photorealistic stuff isn't easy
[02:52] <catnip> some are at oriental
[02:52] <catnip> I do oriental/kustom new school
[02:52] <FlaVouR> I want "God Loves Ugly" on my neck
[02:52] <catnip> FlaVouR: it can be done ;)
[02:53] <FlaVouR> I know
[02:53] <FlaVouR> Kay said he'd do it for me
[02:53] <FlaVouR> but I dunno if I wanna tattoo myself so visibly
[02:53] <catnip> I hava an ugly tattoo
[02:53] <catnip> on my lip
[02:53] <FlaVouR> I dont like the dragon on my leg too much
[02:53] <FlaVouR> gonna make it into a sock
[02:54] <catnip> covering up tribals is hard
[02:54] <catnip> too much ink
[02:54] <FlaVouR> no not covering it
[02:54] <catnip> ~going around it?
[02:54] <FlaVouR> just putting more elements around it - making into a scene or somethoing
[02:54] <catnip> choose the plot wisely, thats all I can say
[02:54] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:54] <FlaVouR> I know more or less what I want
[02:55] <FlaVouR> just need to solidify it
[02:55] <catnip> and stop getting tribals!
[02:55] <catnip> they are boring to do
[02:55] <FlaVouR> lol
[02:55] <catnip> and time consuming
[02:55] <FlaVouR> yeah
[02:55] <FlaVouR> my back was knocked out in under an hour
[02:56] <catnip> buzzzzzzzz :)
[02:56] <catnip> that's all Im hearing now
[02:56] <catnip> we have some guy here
[02:56] <FlaVouR> thinking of doing my right arm in a japanese sleeve that incorporates the t
[02:56] <catnip> staying for a few weeks
[02:56] <FlaVouR> whats his name?
[02:56] <catnip> paco martinez from madrid
[02:56] <FlaVouR> oic
[02:57] <FlaVouR> dont know him
[02:57] <ExZippo> http://www.boomspeed.com/sci_br_kit_e/MCpooh.gif
[02:57] <The|Dude> whats a tribal?
[02:57] <catnip> not very well known , but has some wicked designs
[02:57] <FlaVouR> you you ever meet an artist by the name of Gallo - BIG guy with a mohawk an
[02:57] <catnip> FlaVouR: im not the boss
[02:58] <catnip> the boss is sitting here doing somo photoshoppery
[02:58] <catnip> getting some sheets to go to a convention
[02:58] <FlaVouR> there is a convention here next weekend
[02:58] <ScumFrog> sigh
[02:58] <catnip> and Im idling like fuck todAY
[02:58] <ScumFrog> maya just crashed. again
[02:59] <catnip> havent done shit
[02:59] <FlaVouR> be like jesus - Save
[02:59] <ScumFrog> I do, but its just annoying how it'll randomly hang, and die.
[02:59] <catnip> I have this feeling that apart from the koi, its going to be piercing day to
[03:00] <FlaVouR> koi
[03:00] <FlaVouR> everyone wants fucken koi fish now too
[03:00] <FlaVouR> The|Dude http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/tags/tattoos/ <-- tribal
[03:00] <catnip> and being the only certified body piercer here, I do them all
[03:00] <FlaVouR> you do webs?
[03:00] <FlaVouR> genitals?
[03:00] <FlaVouR> aprodavia?
[03:00] <FlaVouR> *shudder*
[03:00] <catnip> elbow webs
[03:01] <catnip> lots, in red
[03:01] <FlaVouR> no I mean piercings
[03:01] <catnip> genitals no
[03:01] <catnip> never
[03:01] <FlaVouR> even girls?
[03:01] <catnip> too much of a responsability
[03:01] <FlaVouR> *GRIN*
[03:01] <FlaVouR> spose
[03:01] <The|Dude> oops I slipped, sorry bout that
[03:01] <The|Dude> you didn't need it, right
[03:01] <FlaVouR> heh
[03:02] <catnip> ig it gets infected, its a problem
[03:02] <catnip> i do tits tough
[03:02] <FlaVouR> if they dont care for it how is it your problem?
[03:02] <FlaVouR> nipples
[03:02] <FlaVouR> yeah
[03:02] <FlaVouR> FUCK thats sore
[03:02] <catnip> well, if they dont take proper care of it afterwards
[03:02] <The|Dude> anyway, thanks for the tatoo thoughts, I'm really going to bed this time
[03:02] <catnip> it might be a prob for me
[03:03] <catnip> so I choose not to pierce genitalia
[03:03] <catnip> did some back in the day
[03:03] <catnip> when the rage of bodypiercing appeared
[03:03] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[03:03] <catnip> but not anymore
[03:03] <FlaVouR> I think putting holes in your body to be a little silly
[03:04] <catnip> yes, me too, thats why I have none
[03:04] <FlaVouR> http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/99589021/#comment72057594098778427 <
[03:06] <catnip> I keep telling ppl that a piercing is not the same as getting an earing
[03:06] <catnip> it needs proper care
[03:06] <FlaVouR> yeah
[03:06] <FlaVouR> but ppl will be ppl
[03:06] <FlaVouR> how old do you have to be to get pierced?
[03:06] <catnip> and there's always the possibility that the body will rejecr it
[03:06] <catnip> here? 16
[03:06] <FlaVouR> without concent?
[03:06] <catnip> or come with you r mom
[03:07] <catnip> if u younger
[03:07] <catnip> tattoos 18
[03:07] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[03:07] <FlaVouR> 18 here
[03:07] <catnip> or come with you mom
[03:07] <catnip> ~I did a 14yr old kid once
[03:07] <catnip> american kid, came with his mom
[03:08] <ScumFrog> 14? wow.
[03:08] <ScumFrog> for a tatoo or?
[03:08] <catnip> stupid little brat...
[03:08] <catnip> tattoo
[03:08] <ScumFrog> man, thats pretty fucked up
[03:08] <catnip> his mom signed for it
[03:08] <catnip> what could I do?
[03:08] <The|Dude> was it a stupid design or good?
[03:09] <The|Dude> wait why am I awake still jesus christ
[03:09] <catnip> it was a cross on his arm
[03:09] <The|Dude> like a christian thing?
[03:09] <catnip> celtic cross
[03:09] <catnip> he'll be loved for it
[03:09] <Efreeti> celtic crosses are ok
[03:09] <catnip> :\ not
[03:09] <Efreeti> but a tattoo when you're not grown?
[03:10] <ScumFrog> seems silly at 14
[03:10] <Efreeti> skin stretches :P
[03:10] <ScumFrog> what was the mum thinking?
[03:10] <ScumFrog> :/
[03:10] <catnip> I've seen pretty much everything around these parts
[03:10] <catnip> 13yr old's getting pierced
[03:10] <catnip> mostly girls
[03:10] <The|Dude> gross
[03:11] <catnip> if they come with their parents/legal tutors there's nothing I can do
[03:11] <The|Dude> bummer
[03:11] <catnip> ~except doing a clean job
[03:11] <The|Dude> you ever done the corset-in-the-back thingy
[03:12] <catnip> nope
[03:12] <ScumFrog> ever tried to pressure a young person out of it?
[03:12] <catnip> always
[03:12] <ScumFrog> like, sensed they were still unsure
[03:12] <The|Dude> girl i know had it done recently, was gonna show it to me last weekend but
[03:12] <catnip> Im not here for the money only
[03:12] <The|Dude> interested in seeing it
[03:12] <catnip> I always preach a little
[03:13] <catnip> and mostly talk out ppl from getting of the wall shit
[03:13] <catnip> note that this would make my job easier
[03:14] <catnip> what do you want? that? sit here , bzzzzzzzzzz done pay the girls bye bye
[03:14] <catnip> but I've stopped doing that long ago
[03:15] <catnip> that and black guys wanting tribal work
[03:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:16] <catnip> ooooh kay, here I go
[03:16] <catnip> bbl
[03:16] * pinkboa grabs catnip
[03:16] <pinkboa> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[03:17] <catnip> use the proper tools then
[03:17] * catnip is away - putting holes where there were none...
[03:17] <ScumFrog> have fun
[03:17] <catnip> :\
[04:00] <Efreeti> http://qdb.us/34159 :D
[04:03] <glen2> Racism can be so funny :)
[04:04] <Efreeti> i'm a norg
[04:05] <Efreeti> i wouldn't call that racist
[04:08] <glen2> That's becouse you're as stupid as an American.
[04:09] <ScumFrog> dot dot dot
[04:09] <glen2> The funniest racest experience was when I was a co-host on Dutch national rad
[04:10] <glen2> I suppose you hade to be there.
[04:11] <ScumFrog> yeah I guess you had.
[04:13] <ScumFrog> w2
[04:13] <poopy> ScumFrog more then one result
[04:13] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[04:13] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 55F/13C; wind SSE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise
[04:20] <Efreeti> w2 oslo, norway
[04:20] <poopy> Efreeti temp 69.3F/20.7C; wind ENE 3mph/4.8kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 4:58AMCE
[04:20] <Efreeti> w2 bergen, norway
[04:20] <poopy> Efreeti temp 58F/14C; wind NW 4mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:16AMCEST
[04:21] <glen2> er du norsk?
[04:27] <Efreeti> Jeg er norsk
[04:28] <nwily> Man, you know you've been up too long when you hear all your hard drives spin
[04:28] <swight> er du +kb?
[04:29] <Efreeti> Hva snakker du om nå, swight?
[04:30] <|silicon> we speak english
[04:30] <swight> I can safely say no since I don't know what the hell you said.
[04:30] <|silicon> you should to
[04:35] <Efreeti> swight, you were talking about "no"?
[04:36] <Efreeti> 13:37! O_o
[04:37] <swight> No as in negative, that is what I said.
[04:38] <Efreeti> you said "are you +kb", i asked "what are you talking about now" and you an
[04:39] <swight> Well, if you read the rest of the sentence, I also said I had no idea what y
[04:40] <swight> and it was easy to figure out the "er du" meant "are you" from the context i
[04:41] <swight> But basically I was saying, speak english.
[04:41] <Efreeti> ...you lost me
[04:41] <Scmfrg`a> hah.
[04:41] * Scmfrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[04:42] <swight> Stop speaking Norge. That's allll ya need to know.
[04:52] <Thuryn> .w 65201
[04:52] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.2°W, 271M); Last Updated: 5:54 AM CDT; Dew Point: 50
[04:52] <Thuryn> w2 6501
[04:52] <poopy> Thuryn temp 48F/9C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:40AM; S
[04:52] <Thuryn> w2 65201
[04:52] <poopy> Thuryn temp 54F/12C; wind SE 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:03AM;
[05:08] <ExZippo> the chick on fox news right now is prety hot
[05:09] <ExZippo> damnit, who her again >_<
[05:09] <ExZippo> show, even
[05:09] <ExZippo> Damn I'm tired
[05:10] <glen2> Hot chicks scare me, I assume they're going to stab me while I sleep.
[05:11] <ExZippo> That's a good fear
[05:11] <ExZippo> Because the truth is
[05:11] <glen2> It's based on pattern recognition.
[05:11] <ExZippo> EVERYONE is going to stab you while you sleep
[05:11] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:11] <glen2> Everyone?
[05:11] <ExZippo> Hell, I've never met you and I'm planning it.
[05:11] <Tark-Work> hell, I wanna stab you right now
[05:13] <metric> always been the dream
[05:13] <Tark-Work> RUTH BADER GINSBERG
[05:13] <Tark-Work> ooooooooooooooooo
[05:14] <Tark-Work> http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060508/D8HF9E9O0.html noindex
[05:14] <Tark-Work> naughty naughty
[05:15] <glen2> I slapped the last girl who stabbed me. She then went on a rant about how I w
[05:15] <Tark-Work> bitches are hoes
[05:16] <ExZippo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ-sgAHLX-U&search=reverse%20singing%20backw
[05:16] <glen2> Stupid bitches, how hard can it be to realise that serated knifes such as bre
[05:19] <Tark-Work> ExZippo, now I wanna stab you :(
[05:19] <Tark-Work> a video of a retarded scottish fag?
[05:20] * Zeratulcr is now known as Zera
[05:24] <ohnedich> are you describing yourself Tark-Work
[05:24] <ohnedich> ?
[05:25] <Tark-Work> oh my god
[05:26] <Tark-Work> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/buffet_debacle <-- this is the shit with th
[05:27] <Tark-Work> "They just take one bite and throw it away," said cashier Lin Huyen. "The
[05:27] <Tark-Work> There's video there too
[05:30] <csqrl> haha
[05:30] <csqrl> rg and i were just discussing that situation last week
[05:30] <csqrl> wondering what the rules were
[05:30] <csqrl> now i have a precedent
[05:32] <Tark-Work> okay, the 'investigative journalism' after closer inspection, was either
[05:32] <Tark-Work> but it looks real.
[05:34] <csqrl> you mean in the video?
[05:34] <Tark-Work> yep
[05:34] <csqrl> are you slow?
[05:34] <Tark-Work> it was the first thing I saw when I turned the television on in the morni
[05:34] <Tark-Work> I actually thought I was still asleep
[05:34] <Tark-Work> first time I watched it I mean.
[05:36] <Tark-Work> I was having an argument with a guy in another chan about the iraq war, I
[05:36] <Tark-Work> He says I was full of shit, that I wasn't helping my case by using hyperb
[05:53] <Tark-Work> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-recant07.html <-- this mak
[05:58] <Efreeti> they are having fun in zion
[05:58] <Thuryn> "if the war was over tomorrow, Zion is where the party would be."
[05:58] <Tark-Work> so it would seem
[06:00] <catnip> back from lunch...
[06:00] <catnip> well howdy doo mates!
[06:01] <Thuryn> what i don't get is why they're repeating her ADMITTEDLY FALSE story. who g
[06:01] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/medical-moan.html hehehhehehteh pain!!!
[06:02] <catnip> no porn there, just gruesome and grafical
[06:03] <Thuryn> *graphic
[06:03] <Tark-Work> it just shows you that pretty much all women lie about sex pretty much al
[06:03] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, especially to the police, it seems
[06:03] <Tark-Work> whether it's proficiency or frequency or whatever
[06:03] <Tark-Work> yep
[06:04] <catnip> men dont lie about sex, they get creative with words!
[06:04] <catnip> we cant fake orgasms
[06:04] <Tark-Work> that's too fucking funny
[06:04] <finn_> yes we can. just throw a pack of jogurt on her back
[06:05] <Tark-Work> 'dude this is so going on our tape man'
[06:05] <catnip> only if its warm youghurt
[06:05] <Tark-Work> heh a pack of yoghurt
[06:05] <Thuryn> squeeze a mayo pack
[06:05] <Tark-Work> like strawberry
[06:05] <catnip> and what will you do with the hardon?
[06:06] <catnip> phantasize about condoleeza rice in hopes it will scare the bloodflow away?
[06:06] <Tark-Work> if she's like fucking mashed potatoes to the point where you can't blow i
[06:06] <finn_> I never lie about sex, but I also never talk about it. unless something is fr
[06:06] <catnip> how about lying to get sex?
[06:06] <Thuryn> catnip, hell BRAG!
[06:07] <Thuryn> "i can cum and it makes NO DIFFERENCE!"
[06:07] <finn_> nah catnip
[06:07] <catnip> LOL
[06:07] <catnip> IM A MACHINE BITCH!!!
[06:07] <catnip> ron jeremy has nothing on me!
[06:07] <catnip> or the duracell bunny...
[06:07] <Thuryn> that should be: I'M A MACHINE, BITCH!!!
[06:08] <Thuryn> your way makes you sound like a "machine bitch"
[06:08] <catnip> yes, it should
[06:08] <Thuryn> (e.g. inflatable)
[06:08] <catnip> get a young gullible girl to do these experiments
[06:08] <catnip> under 20
[06:09] <finn_> how about "just turned 20"?
[06:09] <catnip> well, under 25
[06:09] <catnip> thats *my* mark, kind of a safety measure
[06:09] <catnip> no patience for insecure nags
[06:10] <Thuryn> 21 is safest
[06:10] <Thuryn> can drink, legal in every jurisdiction
[06:10] <catnip> do you love me ? was it good? what are your feelings about me?
[06:10] <finn_> legal is 16 here
[06:10] <catnip> here too
[06:10] <Thuryn> deadpan: i feel that we should sleep now, and discuss it over breakfast.
[06:11] <catnip> but i'd rather watch pool on tv than have sex with a 16yr old
[06:12] <Thuryn> i'd rather have sex in the pool with a 16yr old than watch tv
[06:12] <finn_> I need a representative statistic on how many girls swallow. another one with
[06:12] <catnip> technically, if I'd had children at age 18, they would be 16 by now...
[06:12] <catnip> worrying tought
[06:13] <catnip> type /clear
[06:13] <catnip> :P
[06:13] <catnip> stoner chicks have less sex drive
[06:14] <catnip> here's a fact I just made up for you
[06:15] <catnip> fat girls are fun to fuck cause they will do almost anything to please you a
[06:15] <Thuryn> stoner chicks are more sensual though
[06:15] <Thuryn> will let you do all kinds of freaky stuff to them
[06:15] <Efreeti> stoner chicks <3
[06:16] * catnip shuts up now, before something very very very wrong comes out of this keyboard tah
[06:19] <catnip> brb
[06:20] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> yeah, but my last girlfriend had an adam's apple too'
[06:23] <Tark-Work> Rjx
[06:23] <Rjx> Taltan
[06:23] <Rjx> er
[06:23] <Rjx> Tark-Work
[06:24] <Tark-Work> sup
[06:34] <catnip> ffs, what did I ate yesterday?!?!?!?! 3rd time on the crapper today...
[06:35] <catnip> my arsehole is begining to look like a dragon's nostril...
[06:35] <Spidey`> w2
[06:35] <poopy> Spidey` temp 49.9F/9.9C; wind West 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunris
[06:35] <catnip> here i go again. shit!
[06:36] <catnip> bbl -- the crap!
[06:42] <Tark-Work> ha ha he ate some of that portugese food
[06:42] <Tark-Work> always gives me the shits
[06:43] <Tark-Work> Don't forget to press the Submit Votes button to record your votes. And y
[06:44] <ScumFrog> lol at topic
[06:52] <GerbilWrk> didn't his last girlfriend have more then just an adams apple?
[06:52] <Rjx> you're thinking the one before last
[06:52] <GerbilWrk> ahh, my bad
[06:54] <Tark-Work> I haven't seen him in here in ages
[06:55] <ScumFrog> isnt he banned?
[06:55] <Rjx> that just means the topics are working
[06:57] <GerbilWrk> hey Tark, I finally found that ethernet range extender shit for long dist
[06:57] <Tark-Work> link it dood
[06:57] <GerbilWrk> one sec
[06:57] <Tark-Work> hehe I said dood. that's like poop
[06:57] <GerbilWrk> so far i've found one by Patton and one by Blackbox
[06:58] <GerbilWrk> it's not anywhere near the 100Mb's the guy told me, but 12-16Mb's is stil
[06:58] <GerbilWrk> http://www.patton.com/products/pe_products.asp?category=162&MiDAS_Session
[06:58] <Tark-Work> poop umop apidsn
[06:59] <Tark-Work> hmm nice solution
[07:00] <GerbilWrk> no word on price yet, gonna call their sales today and see
[07:00] <GerbilWrk> but blackbox is charging $350 for each end
[07:00] <GerbilWrk> http://www.blackbox.com/Catalog/Detail.aspx?cid=425,1423,1424&mid=4946 no
[07:02] <GerbilWrk> and blackbox seems to think it'll do 30Mbps, so they look good so far
[07:08] <daze> is there a domain bot in here?
[07:08] <daze> .hu?
[07:09] <Rjx> !cc .hu
[07:09] <pinkboa> .hu: Hungary
[07:09] <daze> figured
[07:09] <Tark-Work> also the president of china, coincidentally.
[07:14] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:26] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[07:31] <ScumFrog> With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
[07:31] <ScumFrog> Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Cokey" died peacefully at
[07:31] <ScumFrog> > the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him
[07:31] <ScumFrog> > into the coffin.
[07:31] <ScumFrog> > They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.
[07:32] <ScumFrog> oh come on, not even a lol?
[07:33] <Ifrit> lol
[07:33] <ScumFrog> bah
[07:34] <Ifrit> :D
[07:34] <Ifrit> What's a philistine?
[07:35] <Rjx> <Time> http://www.showabuddy.com/
[07:35] <Rjx> <Time> hahaha
[07:35] <Rjx> <Time> geek issues got a mention
[07:35] <Rjx> alright, on my way out
[07:36] <hermes> a people from around canaan but not canaanites
[07:41] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia ombudsman
[07:41] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia ombudsman": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ombudsman
[07:41] <Ifrit> ombudsmann?
[07:48] <DigDug> hibye
[08:04] <Serena[T]> good morning
[08:04] <FlaVouR> hello
[08:04] <Zera> mornin
[08:05] <FlaVouR> STUPID!!
[08:05] <FlaVouR> /server -m
[08:06] <FlaVouR> The world is a shitty place to live
[08:10] <daze> werd we should go to mars
[08:13] <FlaVouR> Mars has no atmosphere tho
[08:13] * _fawzy is now known as fawzy
[08:14] <daze> oh whutever mr. "i need air to operate"
[08:15] <FlaVouR> heh
[08:24] <Serena[T]> so has blaine made it out of the bubble?
[08:26] <FlaVouR> what kind oa magicial is david blaine anyway .. he doesnt do magic anymore
[08:26] <FlaVouR> he's a cunt
[08:26] <FlaVouR> magician
[08:26] <FlaVouR> even
[08:27] <FlaVouR> "I'm gonna not eat and live in a box for a month
[08:27] <ScumFrog> hes a public death waiting to happen
[08:27] <michael`_> i wonder how he does it
[08:27] <FlaVouR> MOTHERFUCKER! there are WHOLE cities in etheopia who call that life!
[08:27] <michael`_> i mean obviously theres some sort of illusion going on there
[08:27] <FlaVouR> he has twinkies stuck up his ass
[08:28] <FlaVouR> I find him offensive
[08:28] <FlaVouR> his street magic stuff early on was great
[08:28] <Serena[T]> down boy, down
[08:28] <FlaVouR> now he's gone bevok
[08:29] <daze> hes an illusionist
[08:30] <daze> i wouldnt call him a magician
[08:30] <FlaVouR> where is the illusion in sitting in a bubble of water for a month
[08:30] <FlaVouR> you either do it or you dont
[08:30] <FlaVouR> how do you fake thaT?
[08:30] <FlaVouR> can someone find me a site wth Clutch Lyrics? I cant get to gogle
[08:30] <FlaVouR> google
[08:30] <Ifrit> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416496/photogallery
[08:30] <Ifrit> check the date
[08:30] <michael`_> is he wearing a snorkle in there
[08:31] <michael`_> or does he have oxygen
[08:31] <FlaVouR> oxygen
[08:31] <Ifrit> clutch?
[08:31] <michael`_> i dont know, i think it's trickery
[08:31] <FlaVouR> clutch
[08:31] <FlaVouR> yes
[08:31] <FlaVouR> michael`_ how tho?
[08:31] <Ifrit> don't they have really simple lyrics?
[08:32] <FlaVouR> probably
[08:32] <FlaVouR> I dont know what they are tho
[08:32] <jonathans> 10:32 google.com has address 64.233.167.99
[08:32] <jonathans> 10:32 google.com has address 72.14.207.99
[08:32] <jonathans> 10:32 google.com has address 64.233.187.99
[08:32] <michael`_> .url area code 610
[08:32] <Tubbee> http://www.thedirectory.org/pref/search/610.htm
[08:32] <jonathans> .url lyrics clutch
[08:32] <Tubbee> http://www.lyricsondemand.com/c/clutchlyrics/
[08:32] <FlaVouR> thats
[08:32] <FlaVouR> clever
[08:34] <Ifrit> http://www.lyricsmania.com/lyrics/clutch_lyrics_4402/
[08:37] <michael`_> hahaha
[08:37] <michael`_> the library
[08:37] <michael`_> Total of all Fines and Fees: $200.50
[08:37] <michael`_> yeah, im definitely going to pay you douches 200 dollars
[08:40] <FlaVouR> have you not heard of the Library policw
[08:41] <FlaVouR> police
[08:42] <michael`_> i actually think they can halt your graduation
[08:42] <michael`_> but thats a bunch of bullshit
[08:42] <michael`_> i refuse to pay
[08:42] <michael`_> i found their goddamn books
[08:42] <michael`_> and ill return them
[08:42] * meffie is now known as mef
[08:42] <michael`_> theyre only a month or two late
[08:43] <FlaVouR> how many books do you have for a $200 fine?
[08:43] <michael`_> and theyre obscure philosophy books
[08:43] <michael`_> 3
[08:43] <michael`_> they claim theres a replacement fee of 58 dollars
[08:43] <FlaVouR> jesus
[08:43] <michael`_> processing fees
[08:43] <michael`_> bla hblah blah
[08:43] <FlaVouR> replacement fee?
[08:43] <michael`_> yeah, no clue
[08:43] <FlaVouR> if you return them how is there a replacement fee
[08:43] <FlaVouR> fuck that
[08:43] <michael`_> i havent returned them yet
[08:43] <michael`_> haha
[08:43] <FlaVouR> go burn the palce down
[08:44] <michael`_> but yeah, im not going to pay a cent
[08:44] <FlaVouR> arson is always a good option
[08:44] <michael`_> haha yeah
[08:44] <Rjx> oh dude
[08:44] <Rjx> don't fuck with librarians
[08:44] <michael`_> i think a better option would just be to befriend someone on the inside a
[08:45] <`St0ner> any ideas why my #cgi.PATH_INFO# is an empty string? i'm using the built-in
[08:45] <Rjx> i remember in high school i had a bunch of overdue books at the local library
[08:45] <Rjx> the librarians called my school, got in touch with my teachers
[08:45] <Rjx> started sending me daily letters
[08:45] <Rjx> phonecalls
[08:45] <michael`_> hahah
[08:45] <FlaVouR> didnt know there was a CGI.path_INFO
[08:45] <Rjx> librarians have nothing better to do than fuck with you
[08:45] <michael`_> this is the university library
[08:45] <Rjx> there are no exceptions
[08:45] <michael`_> and they send me an email every two weeks telling me what my fines are
[08:46] <Rjx> send them something back in the exact same layout
[08:46] <FlaVouR> `St0ner what are you trying to return?
[08:46] <Rjx> but change "fine" to "ransom fee"
[08:46] <michael`_> hahah
[08:47] <michael`_> http://photos-824.facebook.com/images/profile/1371/91/n35904824_19355.jpg
[08:47] <michael`_> this girl clearly thinks she is the shit
[08:47] <daze> id partake in shitting w/ her
[08:48] <Rjx> she looks like she's trying very hard to suck her stomach in
[08:48] <michael`_> Who's Crazy Now?
[08:48] <michael`_> By PAUL KRUGMAN (NYT)
[08:48] <michael`_> It would be an abuse of the English language to call the claim that the a
[08:48] <Rjx> notice how her shoulders are raised
[08:48] <daze> whos cuttin now!?
[08:48] <daze> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/SheanaMarie/006.jpg
[08:48] <daze> say hello to kittay
[08:49] <michael`_> Location: Circulation Desk -- Main
[08:49] <michael`_> Title: Whose justice? Which rationality? / Alasdair MacIntyre.
[08:49] <michael`_> Author: MacIntyre, Alasdair C.
[08:49] <michael`_> Item ID: 33151002412718
[08:49] <michael`_> Call #: 172 M189
[08:49] <michael`_> Fine/Fee Date: 5/8/2006
[08:49] <michael`_> Description: Lost Item Processing
[08:49] <michael`_> Fine/Fee Amount: $8.00
[08:49] <michael`_> Fine/Fee Balance: $8.00
[08:49] <`St0ner> FlaVouR: trying to get the path of my script
[08:49] <michael`_> Previously Billed: $135.50
[08:49] <michael`_> Description: Lost Item Processing
[08:50] <michael`_> Fine/Fee Amount: $8.00
[08:50] <michael`_> Fine/Fee Balance: $8.00
[08:51] <michael`_> i dont remember if i took my pill today
[08:51] <Rjx> you might get pregnant
[08:52] <michael`_> wellbutrin works well for me
[08:52] <michael`_> it sucks that i have to pay 110 dollars or whatever for it because im uni
[08:52] <daze> have you guys heard that you're most like your grandfather?
[08:52] <daze> than your father
[08:52] <michael`_> no
[08:52] <michael`_> what do you mean
[08:52] <Rjx> effexor seems to be doing its job in my case, for the most part
[08:53] <Rjx> in that it makes the low swings a little more bearable
[08:53] <daze> well, the personality... the way you were raised etc
[08:53] <Rjx> and spaced out
[08:53] <Rjx> which grandfather
[08:53] <daze> i figure your dads
[08:53] <Rjx> put down that cosmo magazine
[08:56] <daze> would you guys have a problem w/ a girl thats fucked over 100 guys
[08:56] <Rjx> yes
[08:57] <daze> i see it as she would definately know how to work it
[08:58] <Rjx> if by "how to work it" you mean "how to give you herpes"
[08:58] <Rjx> also, how old are we talking
[08:59] <daze> lol
[08:59] <daze> late 20s
[08:59] <Rjx> because a 25 year old with that count, that's a lot of sexual partners in a fai
[08:59] <Rjx> which probably means she's either never had a monogamous relationship
[08:59] <Rjx> or never kept one together
[08:59] <michael`_> yeah
[09:00] <michael`_> i see that as fairly undesirable
[09:00] <michael`_> very undesirable actually
[09:00] <daze> i would have to assume that as well
[09:00] <Rjx> unless there was a good reason, i guess
[09:00] <Rjx> like she fell down a mountain of naked men
[09:01] <Rjx> and forgot to close her legs on the way down
[09:01] <michael`_> hahah
[09:01] <Ifrit> fuck
[09:01] <Ifrit> who says bad stuff never happens to main character
[09:02] <Ifrit> i mean REALLY bad stuff
[09:02] * Ifrit is watching Once Upon A Time in Mexico
[09:03] <Ifrit> i mean, both eyes drilled out of your skull
[09:03] <Ifrit> you don't just go get that fixed
[09:03] <GerbilWrk> I always thought a 19 yr old that's been with over 23 men was bad
[09:03] <GerbilWrk> but 25 and a 100 tops that
[09:03] <Rjx> that is pretty bad GerbilWrk
[09:03] <michael`_> i'd say 5 is acceptable, 10 is maybe okay
[09:03] <michael`_> 15 is pushing it
[09:03] <Rjx> take rate of acceleration into account
[09:03] <michael`_> over 20 is definitely pretty gross
[09:04] <Rjx> i'm still sticking with the naked man mountain clause
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> I had a hard enough time dating a girl that was with 5 guys
[09:04] <Rjx> did you marry her
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> no
[09:04] <Ifrit> Alive and well... in hell.
[09:04] <Rjx> gah, i messed up the joke
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> yep :)
[09:05] <GerbilWrk> the wife has been with 2, and i've been with 2
[09:05] <GerbilWrk> fairly level playing field
[09:05] <Rjx> are you including the baby in that
[09:05] <Rjx> because technically
[09:05] <GerbilWrk> :(
[09:05] <Rjx> that makes things unbalanced
[09:05] <michael`_> haha
[09:05] <GerbilWrk> well, i'm not counting sara in that either
[09:05] <GerbilWrk> so she's been with 4 then
[09:06] <jonathans> i think its funny when people get married after dating like one or two pe
[09:06] <GerbilWrk> and i've been with two
[09:06] <GerbilWrk> although she had a c-section, so technically it's only 3
[09:08] <jonathans> i don't think i'd have a problem with a girl that has dated over 100 guys
[09:09] <jonathans> or fucked, since that was the term used
[09:09] <jonathans> but there's no way in hell i'd let her use my toothbrush
[09:09] <michael`_> haha
[09:09] <jonathans> the probability that she carries HPV is like 30:1
[09:10] <metric> omg, talking to a girl who has been a vegatarian all her life
[09:10] <metric> and shes saying humans dont need to eat meat its just cruel theres no need
[09:10] <metric> heh shes got no immune system
[09:10] <michael`_> there probably isnt
[09:10] <michael`_> i just like the taste of flesh
[09:10] <swight> "need" no, "want" hell yah
[09:11] <michael`_> and i like to ridicule vegetarians for their "principles"
[09:11] <michael`_> id rather tear into the flesh of a baby seal with my incisors and then ju
[09:11] <metric> god i hate most vegatarians
[09:11] <jonathans> i want to know how much crop space it takes to raise vegetables for one v
[09:12] <swight> hey c'mon, there's nothing wrong with vegetarians, 350F for 2 hours, nicely
[09:12] <michael`_> and laugh at the vegetarian's tears
[09:12] <jonathans> then i want to multiply that by 6.5 billion
[09:12] <Rjx> i think there'd be a lot of benefits to vegetarianism as a species
[09:12] <jonathans> and then i want to divide that by the approximate surface area of the ear
[09:12] <metric> hmmmm might work that
[09:12] <Rjx> i don't see it as a rights issue
[09:12] <Rjx> survival of the fittest, and the cow lost
[09:12] <jonathans> and then i want to point out the fact that you can't re-use the same fiel
[09:13] <jonathans> and that it takes probably 5-25 years to regrow enough vegetation so that
[09:13] <daze> what does it take to get an .edu?
[09:13] <swight> When it comes to survival of the fittest, humans won it all. ...For now. U
[09:13] <metric> heh jonathans, thats not true
[09:13] <metric> china hasnt and now they have 1/3 of their country as desert
[09:14] <jonathans> i have no idea what you are saying or what i said that wasnt true
[09:14] <daze> obviously animals depended on eating the meat of other animals, i dont see it
[09:14] <jonathans> i have learned of crop rotation in anthropology 101
[09:15] <daze> they wouldnt be so tasty if we werent supposed to
[09:15] <bjornh> man the visit count on showabuddy.com will prolly reach 1M within the evenin
[09:15] <metric> we wouldnt have eyes in the front of our heads if we werent meant to eat mea
[09:15] <daze> wow thats so true
[09:15] <daze> i never thought abou that
[09:15] <Rjx> showabuddy is pretty retarded
[09:16] <swight> wtf is it?
[09:16] <Rjx> i guess some guy's ex-girlfriend cheated on him twice
[09:16] <Rjx> according to the description
[09:16] <Rjx> and he wants to show one million people her naked photos
[09:16] <jonathans> these sites are all the same person
[09:17] <Rjx> i don't doubt it
[09:17] <Rjx> the last one was one big ad
[09:18] <Rjx> going to start profiling the html used
[09:18] <metric> wheres the video ? lol
[09:18] <Ifrit> ? lol
[09:19] <bjornh> it will be publieshed within a few hours, when the counter reaches 1M
[09:19] <Rjx> haha http://www.helpmewinmybet.com/
[09:19] <Rjx> wrong url, but that's pretty hilarious
[09:19] <Rjx> i told my girlfriend that this site would be able to hit 5,000,000 visits in 8
[09:19] <Rjx> Total Hits: 10076
[09:20] <TMH_> hahahahaha
[09:20] <Rjx> these sites are really irritating
[09:20] <Rjx> and should start being a bannable offense
[09:20] <Ifrit> helpmewinmybet.com is wrong
[09:20] <Rjx> also, the showabuddy site says she cheated twice
[09:20] <Ifrit> helpwinmybet.com is the one
[09:20] <Rjx> yes, hence why i said wrong url
[09:21] <Rjx> if she cheated once, and then you got back with her
[09:21] <Rjx> and it happened again
[09:21] <Ifrit> :P
[09:21] <Rjx> would you really be surprised?
[09:22] <TMH_> http://www.magic8ball.co.uk/
[09:22] <TMH_> this was linked on his site
[09:22] <TMH_> someone actually registered a domain name
[09:22] <TMH_> for such a simple script
[09:23] <metric> lol, once was his mate the other time his brother?
[09:23] <metric> jesus what a l4m3r
[09:23] <Rjx> url html to php conversion tool
[09:23] <pinkboa> - "html to php conversion tool": http://www.geckotribe.com/rss/carp/
[09:23] <Rjx> where was that
[09:23] <Rjx> i forget
[09:24] <Rjx> http://www.1000files.com/Web_Authoring/HTML_Tools/HTML_To_PHP_Converter_4_5772_
[09:25] <Rjx> Depending on your computer's speed, you can convert a 900-line HTML file to a P
[09:25] <TMH_> hahahah
[09:26] <swight> lol what does it do, stick it in a big echo statement?
[09:26] <Ifrit> haha
[09:26] <terminal> someone download it and find out
[09:26] <terminal> lol
[09:26] <Twin`> it changes the extension to .php
[09:27] <Twin`> obvpbv
[09:27] <Twin`> er
[09:27] <Twin`> -pbv
[09:29] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[09:33] <GerbilWrk> Have yall heard of CoffeCup software?
[09:33] <var> awhile ago
[09:33] <var> some coffecup html editor like 5 or 6 yrs
[09:33] <GerbilWrk> just found out their office is a block away from me
[09:34] <ohnedich> wow!
[09:34] <ohnedich> :P
[09:34] <ohnedich> :/
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> one of their guys founded Tucows
[09:37] <Twin`> coffee cup was just an over-hyped text editor
[09:39] <daze> http://www.deeperblue.net/upload/1567050868_DavidsPruneKnuckles.jpg
[09:39] <daze> haha @ david blaine
[09:39] <terminal> heh
[09:39] <terminal> i would buy a nintendo wii just for the virtual console
[09:39] <bos`> oh i thought it was a dead hand
[09:39] <terminal> old daze
[09:41] <Twin`> for the what?
[09:41] <terminal> virtual console
[09:41] <terminal> itll be a pay service from nintendo
[09:41] <terminal> you can download NES/SNES/etc games and play them on the wii
[09:42] <Twin`> so you'd buy a 200+ dollar console
[09:42] <Twin`> to use an emulator
[09:42] <Twin`> ?
[09:43] <Rjx> virtual console does look pretty good
[09:44] <Rjx> and i'm pretty impressed by the nintendo wii so far
[09:44] <Rjx> will almost definately be buying one
[09:44] <Twin`> i don't see the mass appeal of virtual console
[09:47] <Twin`> i mean, it's the exact same thing we've had for a couple of years, but now it
[09:47] <Rjx> the gamecube gave you access to the back catalog?
[09:47] <Rjx> or what
[09:47] <Rjx> i'm not understanding
[09:49] <Twin`> pc emulation
[09:50] <Twin`> i have a $50 junker pc right next to my tv for this exact purpose
[09:50] <Rjx> oh yeah i mean dragging my computer down and configuring it to work with the TV
[09:50] <Rjx> that's incredibly convenient
[09:51] <Rjx> you bought a full PC with TV-out and controllers for $50?
[09:52] <Twin`> closer to $60 or 70
[09:52] <Rjx> even a mini-ITX box is going to set you back at least $150 or so to build the b
[09:52] <Rjx> unless you go dumpster diving
[09:52] <Twin`> $20 loner at a yard sale with a $30 FX5200 in it, $10 or so for a super joybo
[09:52] <GerbilWrk> or you have the parts
[09:52] <Rjx> are you starting to see why people are more willing to buy the console now
[09:52] <Rjx> and if i want to take it over to a friend's house
[09:53] <Rjx> it's a lot harder to carry a full computer over there
[09:53] <Rjx> i've stuck an N64 in a backpack plenty of times
[09:53] <Twin`> point
[09:54] <Rjx> i've thought about building a box just for emulators + tv
[09:54] <Rjx> the problems would be the different controller configurations on stuff like the
[09:54] <Rjx> and even emulators at that level aren't 100% compatible with games
[09:54] <Rjx> 2D stuff would work great though
[09:56] <GerbilWrk> That is why i run all my emulators off of my softmodded xbox
[09:56] <Twin`> technically
[09:56] <Rjx> aye, that seems like a pretty good setup
[09:56] <Twin`> i could slim the case out alot
[09:56] <Rjx> the local LAN place had one of those
[09:56] <Twin`> to be console sized
[09:56] <Twin`> but that'd be the part of this setup that actually took work.
[09:59] <Twin`> speaking of which
[10:00] <Twin`> i need to go burn this unattended cd
[10:00] <ohnedich> BURN TWIN!
[10:00] <ohnedich> BURN!
[10:01] <bjornh> aight now it's officially reached 1 mill:)
[10:01] <Twin`> ?
[10:04] <metric> REALLY?
[10:06] <sili> any of you jerks want last night FG or simpsons?
[10:06] <sili> going once
[10:07] <sili> rm -rf
[10:07] <sili> sorry
[10:07] <Tark-Work> WAIT!
[10:07] <Tark-Work> I got it on tivo :P
[10:09] <Wabbit98> was Family Guy new yesterday?
[10:10] <sili> yep
[10:10] <bos`> ya
[10:10] <Wabbit98> dammit
[10:10] <sili> Family.Guy.S05E16.PDTV.XviD-LOL.avi
[10:10] <bos`> just watched it
[10:10] <bos`> petergeist
[10:10] <sili> cron.d is also good for pirating stuff too :D
[10:11] <sili> with the little automagic
[10:12] <Tark-Work> I haven't watched Simpsons yet
[10:15] <terminal> i don't understand Rap videos
[10:16] <terminal> yo i have bling and a cell phone
[10:16] <terminal> look at my car. THEY SPINNIN
[10:16] <geck> haha
[10:16] <geck> temi <3
[10:16] <terminal> <3
[10:16] <geck> termi even
[10:19] <Tark-Work> http://www.funmansion.com/html/fm-Sexy-Case-Mod.html <-- now that's fu
[10:19] <Tark-Work> that's not a case mod
[10:20] <terminal> STICK YOUR PENIS IN HER BELLY BUTTON TO TURN THE COMPUTER ON
[10:21] <metric> hmm thought that rebooted?
[10:23] <Twin`> i need a gps or some shit for my wireless mous
[10:23] <Twin`> e
[10:26] <Tark-Work> url imdb victor garber
[10:26] <pinkboa> - "imdb victor garber": http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001255/
[10:26] <Catcher> lol adams apple
[10:27] <Catcher> sup all
[10:27] <Wabbit98> yo
[10:29] * ScumFrog is now known as Scmfrg`a
[10:30] <Tark-Work> The Unit is being renewed in the fall, and Futurama is in production, Fox
[10:32] <Tark-Work> Jericho on CBS sounds good, I like post-apocalyptic stuff.
[10:33] <Wabbit98> Tark-Work, what is the plot of Jericho? besides the post-apocalyptic stuf
[10:33] <GerbilWrk> anyone know the gauge of the wires in a normal Cat 5 cable
[10:34] <Twin`> i'd vote for 22
[10:34] <sili> yeah
[10:34] <Ifrit> I can ail what cures you.
[10:34] <sili> 22 sound about right
[10:34] <Twin`> 22 or 24
[10:35] <Twin`> any smaller and you start getting into hair thin wire used to make magnet coi
[10:35] <GerbilWrk> Cat 3 would be the same right?
[10:36] <Twin`> looks like it
[10:36] <sili> cat3 is 24
[10:36] <GerbilWrk> ok, as long as it's 24 or higher, these range extenders will work, so coo
[10:37] <Twin`> 24 or higher as in 24+ or 24-?
[10:37] <GerbilWrk> 24-
[10:37] <Twin`> yea, you'll be fine then
[10:38] <GerbilWrk> calc 1 mile in feet
[10:38] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 5280 feet
[10:46] <metric> calc my cock in miles
[10:46] <metric> hmm not a powerful enough computer...
[10:47] <Twin`> i don't think any machine is capable of measuring such a short distance
[10:49] <dekkon> nanometers isnt such a difficult distance to calculate
[10:50] <michael`_> we should switch to the metric system
[10:50] <dekkon> agreed
[10:50] <michael`_> this 5280 feet in a mile, 3 feet in a yard, 12 inches in a foot
[10:50] <michael`_> crap
[10:50] <michael`_> is crap*
[10:50] <metric> i dont need that many highlights but thanks
[10:50] <Twin`> eh
[10:50] <Twin`> i like it
[10:50] <Tark-Work> 50 feet in a fuhrlong
[10:50] <Tark-Work> 1.06 miles in a nautical mile
[10:50] <dekkon> too many people are hardset in their ways and refuse to change
[10:50] <metric> drughs would be a bastard though
[10:51] <Tark-Work> is that evern right?
[10:51] <metric> i bet the price would go up
[10:51] <Twin`> doesn't matter really
[10:51] <Tark-Work> calc 1 mile in nautical miles
[10:51] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 0.868976242 nautical miles
[10:51] <var> no
[10:51] <dekkon> THE BIBLE SAYS JESUS USED MILES/FEET/INCHES
[10:51] <var> the drugs are already calculated in metric most of the time
[10:51] <Twin`> nobody uses the furlong except horse derbys
[10:51] <Tark-Work> PI = 3
[10:51] <metric> not at stret level
[10:51] <michael`_> maybe some president could just issue an executive order
[10:51] <dekkon> didnt they try that in the 80's?
[10:51] <metric> how about we dont mention the M word though
[10:51] <michael`_> all federal agencies must use the metric system
[10:51] <metric> cheers
[10:51] <michael`_> i think so
[10:51] <var> 7 gs in a q
[10:51] <var> 28 in a o
[10:52] <var> etc
[10:52] <metric> mmm
[10:52] <michael`_> and all contractors who want to do business with the federal government m
[10:52] <metric> dont use the m word :P
[10:52] <dekkon> if you want to receive federal funding you must teach metric
[10:52] <metric> bah, change conversation...
[10:52] <michael`_> haha
[10:52] <michael`_> yeah
[10:52] <terminal> GOD DAMNIT
[10:52] <dekkon>
[10:52] <dekkon>
[10:52] <dekkon>
[10:52] <dekkon>
[10:52] <dekkon>
[10:53] <terminal> i want to see my CREDIT CARD BALANCE
[10:53] <Twin`> dekkon: that wouldn't really wor
[10:53] <Twin`> k
[10:53] <michael`_> well then again the funding thing would have to be done by congress
[10:53] <terminal> WHY WONT YOU LOAD YOU STUPID PAGE
[10:53] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/9165473/detail.html I know someon
[10:53] <Twin`> most schools would still be getting funded
[10:53] <Tark-Work> terminal, it's still calculating
[10:53] <Tark-Work> they need time on the cray from nasa
[10:53] <metric> you mean you dont get taught the metric system ?
[10:53] <terminal> lol
[10:53] <michael`_> twin, no school would rationally decide "hmm...metric system, or lose our
[10:54] <var> sure
[10:54] <michael`_> "you know, i really hate the metric system"
[10:54] <var> if you pay any sort of attention in school
[10:54] <Twin`> no no
[10:54] <Twin`> i mean
[10:54] <var> you get metric
[10:54] <Twin`> i was taught the metric system, AFTER the imperial system
[10:54] <michael`_> "ill write the treasury a check for a couple million"
[10:54] * metric stabs var and twin
[10:54] <var> haha
[10:54] <var> im sorry mang
[10:54] <var> turn that notify shit off
[10:54] <TMH_> hey sohcahtoa
[10:54] <michael`_> word
[10:54] <TMH_> that procedure is rather
[10:54] <TMH_> !old
[10:55] <Twin`> and if that system stayed the course
[10:55] <Twin`> schools would still get funded without a real conversion
[10:55] <metric> meh surely its not hard to teach people 10 times 10
[10:55] <michael`_> yeah
[10:56] <var> make it a slow shift put both on the packaging of all shit in stores and bott
[10:56] <var> for awhile then the next generation and etc
[10:56] <var> and ppl who rely on strictly imperial
[10:56] <var> die off
[10:56] <var> shrug
[10:56] <michael`_> hhaha
[10:56] <metric> they made it ilegal to sell in imperial weights in uk
[10:56] <michael`_> its like brown v. board of education
[10:56] <metric> only thing they havent is pints, that would start the revolution
[10:56] <Twin`> both are already printed on shit
[10:56] <michael`_> you must desegregate your schools "with all deliberate speed"
[10:56] <michael`_> where all deliberate speed means 30 years
[10:56] <metric> god, i cant think of going in a pub and not having aq pint....
[10:57] <var> haha
[10:57] <metric> thats a question, what size glass of beer do you get in the us ?
[10:57] <metric> you guys have pints?
[10:57] <var> no
[10:57] <var> usually its 16 oz
[10:57] <var> or 24 oz
[10:57] <var> glasses
[10:57] <metric> which is ?
[10:57] <Sohcahtoa> !calc pint in oz
[10:58] <Twin`> 24 ounces is larger than a pint
[10:58] <var> no real name
[10:58] <Sohcahtoa> !calc 1 pint in oz
[10:58] <Twin`> 16 is smaller
[10:58] <var> gimme a big beer
[10:58] <var> or a small one
[10:58] <michael`_> calc 1 pint in oz.
[10:58] <pinkboa> - 1 US pint = 16 US fluid ounces
[10:58] <metric> heh always a subtle country
[10:58] <Twin`> 1 Imperial pint = 19.2152067 US fluid ounces
[10:58] <metric> pints are good though
[10:58] <terminal> fuck
[10:58] <michael`_> calc 1 imperial pint in imperial fluid ounces
[10:58] <pinkboa> - 1 Imperial pint = 20 Imperial fluid ounces
[10:59] <terminal> i want to know how much money ive spent this month
[10:59] <terminal> LOAD PAGE LOAD
[10:59] <metric> 4% beer is 2 units 5% is 3 units, helps you count
[10:59] <var> ima take the pug out back in a couple
[11:01] <metric> i`m curious now how much does 24oz cost ?
[11:01] <metric> i`m guessing all you drink is lager
[11:01] <Twin`> depends on where you go
[11:02] <metric> well average
[11:02] <metric> uk is £2-£2.70
[11:11] <terminal> Current Balance - $128.20
[11:11] <terminal> Pending Charges Help icon - $159.99
[11:11] <terminal> well that sucks
[11:12] <Tark-Work> HA! In Islam, apparently for a woman to be stoned for adultery, the act
[11:12] <terminal> haha
[11:13] <Tark-Work> According to an Afghan judge.
[11:14] <michael`_> thats a good way to get around ordering a stoning
[11:16] <michael`_> if youre an afghan judge, you cant say like
[11:16] <michael`_> "well, in a modern society, it is believed by all that the proper punishm
[11:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:16] <Tark-Work> well if she was in Anal Vixens 7, you're probably in the clear...otherwis
[11:16] <michael`_> just say oh, islam says you need 4 people. sorry
[11:17] <michael`_> that's a wise judge
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> I'm sure he has at least 4 friends
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> "Here's 20 bucks and a stone, you say you saw her, and i'll buy a beer af
[11:18] <Tark-Work> this judge on NPR right now is saying he's been solicited with bribes mor
[11:18] <Tark-Work> and someone just executed one one Afghan judge
[11:19] <michael`_> time to go to school and study
[11:19] <michael`_> suicide.
[11:19] <terminal> 05/02/2006 05/03/2006 AMERICAN MENSA LTD ARLINGTON TX $52.00
[11:19] <terminal> bitches have taken my money already
[11:23] <Tark-Work> MENSA?
[11:23] <Tark-Work> You wanna get in there?
[11:23] <Tark-Work> the fuck for
[11:24] <Thero> god whats with the topic
[11:24] <Thero> i never told anyone that.
[11:25] <Thero> ...please dont take that out of context.
[11:25] <Tark-Work> I don't think there's any way to take that out of context.
[11:25] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> yeah, but my last girlfriend had an adam's apple too
[11:25] <Thero> ...gay
[11:26] <Tark-Work> of course he was gay :(
[11:26] <Tark-Work> had an adams apple, didn't he?
[11:26] <Rjx> how long till anal rape camp?
[11:26] <Rjx> *base camp
[11:26] <Thero> About a month and your mother.
[11:29] <Oopsie> omg, this guy on NPR is a raging homo
[11:29] * s3s3 is now known as s3_
[11:30] <GoblinBom> Oopsie: same guy that was talking about Ortega, or another guy?
[11:30] <GoblinBom> I turned it off when I got out of the car
[11:30] <Workdug> hey live, please take care to noindex links that you re-paste that were ori
[11:30] * GoblinBom is now known as The|Dude
[11:30] <Oopsie> nah, this flower grower
[11:30] <The|Dude> ah
[11:30] <Oopsie> "I miss my roses when I'm away
[11:30] <Oopsie> "
[11:30] <The|Dude> ha
[11:30] <Rjx> maybe noindex should be permanently blacklisted
[11:30] <Thero> ....the fuck?
[11:30] <Rjx> noindexed links
[11:31] <Oopsie> the fuck?
[11:31] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[11:32] <Workdug> not a bad idea, rjx
[11:32] <Workdug> that would be open to abuse though
[11:32] <Tark-Work> like lemonparty and meatspin and goatse and etc
[11:33] <jestuh> i'm pretty sure live did it on purpose, hence why i yelled at him when he di
[11:34] <Tark-Work> What was the link.
[11:34] <jestuh> some personal page of pen's
[11:34] <Tark-Work> oh
[11:34] <jestuh> someone gimme some dns servers
[11:34] <Tark-Work> I don't wanna see that
[11:34] <Tark-Work> :P
[11:34] <jestuh> lol
[11:34] <Rjx> now in 4th on the #gi scoreboard
[11:34] <csqrl> last night at this bar before the austin rollerderby game
[11:35] <csqrl> this guy asked me if i was a pirate (i was in my pirate shirt)
[11:35] <Rjx> i'm two places above you csqrl
[11:35] <csqrl> so i said yes and we started talking while rg was trying to hide
[11:35] <csqrl> he was shitfaced
[11:35] <jestuh> i need some dns servers plz
[11:35] <csqrl> ns1.mykoala.com
[11:35] <csqrl> started talking to me about how he's in a bike gang
[11:35] <csqrl> and the hells angels killed all his friends
[11:36] <jestuh> domain name servers work for standard networking dns resolution too?
[11:36] <csqrl> started showing me all of his scars from fights and shit
[11:36] <csqrl> sho
[11:36] <jestuh> and also i need the ips since i can't resolve ;[
[11:36] <csqrl> 69.13.40.34
[11:36] <jestuh> hahaha orion
[11:36] <csqrl> started telling me he's in town because his mom died
[11:36] <Rjx> i'm reading this book about a dude who randomly decided to put an ad in the loc
[11:36] <csqrl> and his cousins died
[11:36] <Rjx> that said "join me"
[11:36] <csqrl> and his dad died a while back
[11:36] <Rjx> and gave an address to send a passport photo to
[11:36] <csqrl> then he busted out this giant switchblade
[11:37] <Rjx> and he ended up starting a cult accidentally
[11:37] <csqrl> started playing with it and flailing it around telling me how he uses it to d
[11:37] <csqrl> but that he doesn't kill people
[11:37] <csqrl> so i started to fuck with him
[11:37] <csqrl> yo man you heard of the gringos barbaros from sacramento
[11:37] <csqrl> they're warring with the hells angels and fuckin' them up
[11:37] <csqrl> they ride tricycles
[11:38] <csqrl> they're badass
[11:38] <csqrl> he didn't catch on and kept saying he was going to check them out
[11:38] <csqrl> fun times
[11:38] <Workdug> only the most hardcore gangs ride tricycles
[11:39] <Workdug> the hardcorest
[11:41] <dekkon> .link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiko_Soga looks like the mighty morphi
[11:41] <poopy> dekkon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machiko_Soga - looks like the mighty mo
[11:42] <Workdug> :(
[11:43] <jestuh> haha i can't get other dns servers to work but i can dns through privoxy
[11:43] <jestuh> <3
[11:45] <Twin`> wow
[11:45] <GerbilWrk> jestuh, it is quite possible your ISP is blocking other DNS servers
[11:48] <dekkon> THEYRE ONTO YOU JESTUH
[11:48] <dekkon> MEXICO IS YOUR ONLY REFUGE
[11:50] <Workdug> uhh
[11:50] <Workdug> where do you think he lives?
[11:50] <Workdug> er, i mean...
[11:51] <Osman> He lives in cuba
[11:51] <Osman> ;x
[11:51] <Workdug> m/sg jestuh didn't mean to blow your cover, sorry
[11:51] <Workdug> SHIT
[11:51] <Twin`> that windows cd was useless
[12:02] <Workdug> just like you
[12:03] <Rjx> !burn
[12:03] <Twin`> i am pretty useless ;(
[12:03] <csqrl> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Oliver
[12:03] <csqrl> this is humorous
[12:04] <Twin`> tommy was a doctor
[12:04] <Twin`> ?
[12:04] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[12:05] <metric> fucking showabuddy bitch better host that video soon
[12:05] <Twin`> didn't he go to the school with the other 5?
[12:06] <Osman> Wow, I'm sure having fun at school today...
[12:07] <Osman> "learning" how to use power point :/
[12:07] <metric> oooo, will you get 137 points?
[12:08] <Osman> lol
[12:08] <metric> the govt verian of 1337
[12:08] <Osman> Have of the people need help finding microsft office on the start menu..
[12:09] <Osman> lol
[12:09] <Osman> Having*
[12:09] <metric> depends what country
[12:09] <Osman> +half
[12:09] <Osman> This is Canada
[12:09] <metric> hmmm
[12:09] <Osman> so I guess i should expect it
[12:09] <Osman> This Apple doesn't let me see what I'm typing :/
[12:09] <metric> well when americans select language on programs they have to put US next to
[12:09] <Osman> lol
[12:10] <Osman> OMFG, everyone start sinin' the devil is here!
[12:10] <Workdug> hi osman
[12:10] <Osman> Hi
[12:12] <Twin`> psh metric please.
[12:13] <soapy`> metric: I dont speak english I SPEAK AMERICAN
[12:13] <Rjx> *american english
[12:14] <soapy`> also I think they change boot to trunk
[12:14] <soapy`> and bonnet to hood
[12:14] <finn_> autumn to fall
[12:14] <soapy`> and tea and crumpits to coffee and ass kicking
[12:14] <finn_> fall sucks
[12:14] <metric> soapy, thats cool
[12:14] <metric> stop using english words then
[12:14] <swight> English? pffft When will I ever need that? I'm never gonna go to Englishland
[12:14] <metric> thankyou
[12:14] <metric> thats 1 words
[12:14] <metric> gonna have to fine you
[12:14] <metric> 13*
[12:14] <Osman> Negro to nigger ;x
[12:15] <Rjx> englandistan
[12:15] <Osman> WOW IM SLOW
[12:15] <finn_> "other third world countries also accepted dollars"
[12:15] <metric> bitch
[12:15] <ScumFrog`> groan.
[12:15] <metric> i fine you all one "must vote democrat"
[12:16] <Osman> I don't vote kthx :p
[12:16] <swight> Then you do not belong to the body politic and should not have the rights of
[12:17] <swight> ...now if you don't mind, LETS KILL SOME BUGS!
[12:17] <Osman> I'm Canadian, does it really matter then?
[12:17] <Osman> lol
[12:17] <metric> canadian ?
[12:17] <swight> <- Canadian
[12:17] <Osman> WELL
[12:17] <metric> you mean your an american who lives with the french ?
[12:17] * Osman thinks
[12:17] <finn_> I wish I were canadian (but the country is too cold for my gene-pool)
[12:17] <swight> It's YOUR fault Harper is in there.
[12:17] <Osman> I'm an Albertan, does it really mattter the?
[12:17] <metric> finn_ you nigger?
[12:17] <Osman> then*
[12:17] <Osman> lol
[12:18] <finn_> central europe.
[12:18] <Osman> dude
[12:18] <Osman> I voted for green party for fun
[12:18] <Osman> ;/
[12:18] <Osman> wasn't my fault for sure
[12:18] <Osman> ;x
[12:18] <finn_> green party in the US?
[12:18] <Osman> In Canada
[12:18] <Osman> ;/
[12:18] <swight> so which is it? you either vote or don't vote :)
[12:18] <Osman> lol
[12:18] <Osman> Depends what im doing on that night
[12:18] <Osman> ;o
[12:18] <metric> shoot him and then argue about if he was shot or not
[12:19] <swight> BREAKING NEWS
[12:19] <swight>
[12:19] <swight> Two Australian miners trapped underground for 14 days have been rescued, CNN
[12:19] * ScumFrog` is now known as Lostfrog`
[12:19] <Osman> CNN have bad sources
[12:19] <metric> who cares?
[12:19] <Osman> Last time they said a bunch of miners got rescued but 1
[12:19] <Osman> ;/
[12:19] <Osman> turned out to be all of them dead but one
[12:19] <metric> that was america though
[12:19] <metric> thats called "spin"
[12:20] <Osman> meh
[12:20] <Osman> I get my shit from Al-Jizz....ra...
[12:20] <metric> heh i got that on my cable
[12:20] <Osman> lol
[12:21] <metric> quotes from the koran are cool to chill out too
[12:21] <dmc> hey guys, when a line ends at the end of every sentence in a poem, what's the o
[12:23] <swight> a period?
[12:23] <swight> heh
[12:23] <Wabbit98> never knew there was a technical name for it
[12:23] <GerbilWrk> are you referring to a stanza?
[12:23] <swight> I shall call it a Foltnoi. You may also use this word.
[12:24] <metric> you sir deserve the scorn of fools
[12:24] <Osman> :/
[12:24] <Osman> I showed someone that he can paste shit using ctrl+v
[12:24] <Osman> and the teacher was like
[12:24] <Osman> "dont teach him things that might harm the computer"
[12:25] <metric> ....
[12:25] <swight> hahah WITCHCRAFT!
[12:25] <swight> CTRL-V is WITHCRAFT!
[12:25] <GerbilWrk> dmc, The structural elements are the line, couplet, strophe, stanza, and
[12:25] <Osman> I must of been high when i added myself to this course
[12:25] <GerbilWrk> take your pick
[12:25] <Wabbit98> it is?
[12:25] <metric> teach him how to format a computer with one command line
[12:25] <Osman> rofl thats what i thought of doing :P
[12:25] <metric> i actually used that when i got fired from temp work at a printers :D
[12:25] <Twin`> poems suck
[12:25] <Osman> im sending people popups on task manger user tab ;/
[12:25] <Osman> and people are like
[12:25] <metric> "you can finish your shift but your gone so fuck you"
[12:25] <Osman> "wtf donkey porn?"
[12:26] <Osman> lol
[12:26] <metric> heh, stopped the uk getting automated mots by a week, that was fun
[12:28] <Osman> I have all the assignments done on the first week of school :/
[12:28] <Osman> and i still have to attend this class ;\
[12:28] <Osman> I WANT MY 5 CREDITS NOW
[12:28] <Osman> =(
[12:29] <swight> I want more on-line classes where you can finish up a semester of work in a
[12:29] <Workdug> My other superpower is that I don’t mind embarrassing myself in public. I
[12:30] <Workdug> Take this blog, for example. I could afford to pay an editor to correct all
[12:33] <Workdug> shit, what a great idea!
[12:33] <Workdug> i wonder if i can take out a life insurance policy on just anyone
[12:33] <Osman> lol
[12:33] <metric> if you can let me know
[12:34] <Osman> Take out one for osama bin laden
[12:34] <Osman> :x
[12:34] <Osman> I'm sure you'll get money out of it eventually
[12:34] <metric> if you kill htat danish cartoonist you get like 2 mil and a car
[12:35] <Osman> I'm sure Bill Gate's insurance is at 10 billion :/
[12:35] <metric> why?
[12:35] <Osman> I dunno, Because hes BILL GATES?
[12:35] <Osman> :p
[12:35] <metric> why would he want insurane?
[12:35] <Osman> i don't know :/
[12:36] <Wabbit98> because funerals cost a lot of money
[12:36] <Twin`> bill gates is a multi-billionaire
[12:36] <Osman> He has someone who holds his cups for him
[12:36] <Twin`> he could hold his funeral in the center of the earth
[12:36] <Osman> I'm sure he haslife insurance
[12:36] <metric> he doesnt need it though
[12:37] <Osman> Bitch, I need it :(
[12:37] <metric> you need to stop being a little bitch
[12:37] <Osman> NO
[12:37] <Osman> NEVER
[12:37] * Osman stomps around and cries
[12:37] <metric> fine then i`ll make you my little bitch
[12:37] <Osman> lol
[12:39] <jestuh> haha prolly not good that cable modem diag page is timing out
[12:40] <jestuh> maybe it's not just dns fucked
[12:40] <jestuh> either way it's time for lunch
[12:44] <devil``> my checking account is scary .....
[12:44] <devil``> ;x
[12:44] <Workdug> in the red?
[12:44] <devil``> Checking $6,669.66 $6,669.66
[12:44] <devil``> no
[12:44] <devil``> 666
[12:44] <devil``> and 66 lol
[12:47] <Workdug> nice
[12:47] <Workdug> now you just need to spend $3.00
[12:50] <jestuh> haha devil don't spend any money for 28 days
[12:50] <Workdug> why 28?
[12:50] <metric> june 6th
[12:50] <jestuh> devil has $6,669.66 on 6/6/6
[12:51] <metric> heh, gonna have a pcp party on june 6th :D gonna be a laugh
[12:51] <Workdug> he needs to spend $3.00 in the next 27 days, actually
[12:51] <Workdug> pcp?
[12:51] <metric> mmm
[12:51] <jestuh> the drug obviously
[12:51] <jestuh> getting /wet/
[12:52] <Workdug> ;[
[12:52] <metric> nothing better than tripping with extra effects
[12:56] <jestuh> there should be some good 6/6/6 parties downtown
[12:56] <jestuh> i shall be going
[12:57] <Osman> 6/6/6?
[12:58] <Osman> jun 6 will be the day of the devil ;x
[12:58] <Osman> june*
[12:58] <metric> its a tuesday though
[12:59] <Osman> Ya well im sure satan can cancel his slumber party
[12:59] <Osman> so it's all good
[13:00] <Osman> cya later ~
[13:01] <Lostfrog`> omfg
[13:01] <Lostfrog`> michelle rodeiguiz totally ruined lost :(
[13:03] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> yeah, but my last girlfriend had a penis too <T
[13:04] <dekkon> devil buy my laptop ;[
[13:04] <dekkon> i need monies
[13:05] <Kurin> Thero has some issues
[13:08] <timmo> man
[13:08] <timmo> people who rip and name their mp3s without including a # in the filename
[13:08] <timmo> piss me off
[13:09] <Rjx> people who torrent .rar files
[13:09] <Rjx> piss me off
[13:09] <Rjx> .rar files of entire tv series
[13:09] <Kurin> Why
[13:09] <timmo> depends on what theyve rar'd
[13:09] <timmo> but yea
[13:09] <timmo> me too
[13:09] <timmo> kurin: what if you only want 1 file
[13:09] <swight> then you can't selectively download
[13:09] <timmo> out of a like 4tb rar
[13:10] <Rjx> also timmo, i had an idea for a series of paintings or drawings you could do
[13:10] <timmo> ?
[13:10] <timmo> man why the fuck isnt there a release of brickyet
[13:10] <Rjx> each one features a bad sex situation, one where the person should clearly not
[13:10] <Rjx> and there's a little fairy by the guy's ear in each one
[13:10] <Rjx> with a speech bubble
[13:11] <Rjx> that says "PEE IN HER BUTT."
[13:11] <timmo> hah
[13:11] <timmo> why is it
[13:11] <timmo> theres a thread of
[13:11] <timmo> Bloodrayne TC XviD ASTEROiDS
[13:12] <timmo> but no brick
[13:12] <timmo> im really perturbed about this
[13:12] <csqrl> speaking of sexual intercourse
[13:12] <csqrl> this weekend was chillin' with rg's mom/sis
[13:12] <swight> what about your mom?
[13:12] <timmo> josh was a test tube baby
[13:13] <Rjx> the test tube also contained koala DNA
[13:13] <csqrl> the guest room at her mom's pad shared a wall with the master bedroom
[13:13] <swight> that's bad
[13:13] <csqrl> so we engaged
[13:13] <csqrl> then we went swimming at barton springs, then cruised to her sisters house
[13:14] <csqrl> they were just outside the bathroom (it connected with the kitchen area) and
[13:14] <swight> wait, woah, what? Are you expecting us to believe you had sex with someone'
[13:14] <Rjx> no
[13:14] <Osman> :/
[13:14] <Osman> I guess no cya later ;x
[13:14] <csqrl> then the next day when we were packing up they were in the room next to ours
[13:14] <Osman> Bored, have to wait a bit for someone to pick me up :/
[13:14] <Rjx> also "engaged" is a pretty funny way of putting it
[13:14] <csqrl> it was pretty great
[13:14] <timmo> its cool
[13:14] <timmo> the woman and i had some sex before leaving
[13:14] <csqrl> because mid engagement her sister knocked and said she wanted to give her som
[13:15] <timmo> at the hotel we had some more sex
[13:15] <swight> lol especially for you Rjx with watching some much TNG lately
[13:15] <swight> some=so
[13:15] <timmo> my parents heard us here im sure
[13:15] <Rjx> yeah exactly
[13:15] <timmo> in the hotel
[13:15] <timmo> im sure EVERYONE on the floor heard us
[13:15] <csqrl> haha
[13:15] <timmo> considering i could hear people WHISPERING in the room next door
[13:15] <timmo> the other room next door had my boss and her girlfriend
[13:15] <Rjx> it's cool man, i think that's a tradition
[13:16] <csqrl> i don't know what the problem is, but i'm way into pda and ENGAGEMENT at tota
[13:16] <Rjx> when me and sara were in wales, there was a student couple on the other side of
[13:16] <Rjx> pretty sure we made them jealous
[13:16] <timmo> when the girl got all loud
[13:16] <Rjx> i think they were staying at the "Y BAE" place too
[13:16] <timmo> i almost lost concentration
[13:16] <Rjx> pronounced "eBay"
[13:17] <timmo> because i just knew how hilarious/uncomfortable it would have to be for my bo
[13:17] <timmo> in the room next door
[13:17] <csqrl> haha
[13:17] <csqrl> truth
[13:18] <csqrl> the best part isn't the act, though
[13:18] <csqrl> the best part is mingling with the people who probably suspected something wa
[13:18] <csqrl> afterwards
[13:18] <timmo> haha
[13:18] <Ifrit> knegg
[13:18] <Rjx> haha
[13:18] <Rjx> also i've mentioned this before
[13:18] <Rjx> but the ex-boyfriend of one of sara's friends
[13:19] <Rjx> always referred to sex as "making love"
[13:19] <Rjx> no matter what the context was
[13:19] <Rjx> i find that insanely weird and creepy
[13:19] <Ifrit> hirr
[13:19] <swight> hahah "so I was making love to her in the ass"
[13:19] <csqrl> how quaint
[13:19] <timmo> hah
[13:19] <Rjx> hahah
[13:19] <Ifrit> making ass-love
[13:19] <jonathans> making a fucking mess
[13:19] <jonathans> is more like it
[13:19] <timmo> i tend to refer to it as "the sex"
[13:19] <Ifrit> ;D
[13:20] <timmo> as in "we had the sex"
[13:20] <Rjx> i think anything is better than "making love"
[13:20] <jonathans> yakshimash
[13:20] <Rjx> even going shakespearian
[13:20] <csqrl> i'm all about saying vaginal intercourse
[13:20] <Rjx> and calling it "making the beast with two backs"
[13:20] <jonathans> lady packin'
[13:20] <csqrl> or genital to genital contact
[13:20] <csqrl> nothing is more sexy than coming onto someone in a really medical way
[13:20] <Ifrit> intercourse is great
[13:20] <Workdug> yes, rjx
[13:20] <Kalamazoo> "bumping uglies"
[13:20] <Ifrit> "I want to have sexual relations with you!"
[13:20] <Rjx> w2 intercourse
[13:20] <poopy> Rjx temp 63.4F/17.4C; wind ENE 6.0mph/9.7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:56A
[13:21] <Ifrit> hmm
[13:21] <csqrl> oh baby my phallus is becoming erect at the sight of your labia
[13:21] <Workdug> "i got drunk at a bar and picked up this ugly chick and took her home... an
[13:21] <csqrl> it works well, try it as a pickup line
[13:21] <qoa> Making love to her mouth.
[13:21] <Ifrit> behold my glans penis!
[13:21] <Rjx> "i'd make love to it"
[13:21] <Rjx> just
[13:21] <Rjx> doesn't
[13:21] <Rjx> work
[13:21] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:21] <timmo> josh
[13:22] <Kalamazoo> mcdonalds wouldnt use that
[13:22] <timmo> reminds me of van wilder
[13:22] <swight> Oh baby, I want to be in your vaginum
[13:22] <timmo> when the doctor guy is sexing up tara reid
[13:22] <qoa> Borat is god.
[13:22] <csqrl> haha, word
[13:22] <qoa> "There is a smell. It smells like a shit."
[13:22] <Ifrit> http://www.georgecarlin.com/dirty/fornication.html
[13:22] <Rjx> make love to her rectum
[13:23] <csqrl> shoot between wind and water?
[13:23] <swight> nothing worse then getting behind a girl, even if you aren't goin anal, and
[13:23] <Ifrit> rolling in the hay
[13:23] <jonathans> madam but had i not the scruples i mayest have taken liberty at a younger
[13:23] <Ifrit> now there's one that isn't used nearly enough
[13:23] <Rjx> swight: i think you just killed my erection
[13:24] <swight> so did she
[13:24] <swight> kill mine that is
[13:24] <timmo> the girls i have sex with
[13:24] <Rjx> was it...your mother
[13:24] <timmo> dont make poop
[13:24] <Rjx> !oh
[13:24] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[13:24] <kitchen> OHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN BITCH!
[13:24] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[13:24] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[13:24] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[13:24] <timmo> they make flowers
[13:24] <timmo> girls dont poop
[13:24] <Rjx> oh psh
[13:24] <timmo> only skanks poop
[13:24] <Rjx> girls poop, it is just composed of pot pourri
[13:25] <timmo> hah
[13:25] <Workdug> and roses
[13:25] <Rjx> sugar and spice
[13:25] <Rjx> and four kinds of rice
[13:25] <swight> and their farts sound like far off wind chimes
[13:25] <timmo> hah speaking of putting it in the butt
[13:25] <timmo> apparently psychogirl told girlb
[13:25] <timmo> that i used to try to finger her ass and eat her ass
[13:26] <timmo> to try to scare girlb off from hooking up with me
[13:26] <Ifrit> but it worked in your favor?
[13:26] <Rjx> yeah i was going to say
[13:26] <swight> but girlb was all "OH YAH!"
[13:26] <Rjx> whichever way that went
[13:26] <Ifrit> :D
[13:26] <Rjx> it wasn't going to be good
[13:26] <timmo> no girlb was scared that i was going to put it in her butt
[13:26] <Rjx> if she was braced for impact
[13:26] <timmo> but i ended up with her anyways
[13:26] <Rjx> you should have engaged
[13:26] <swight> but then she saw it and said "I've pooped bigger things than that"
[13:26] <Ifrit> D:
[13:27] <swight> <snicker>
[13:27] <Ifrit> HEH
[13:27] <Rjx> sorry, star wars dialogue got to me;[
[13:27] <Rjx> swight, you have to be classier with your burns
[13:27] <csqrl> http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=49 <- excellen
[13:27] <Rjx> else you won't get the !oh
[13:27] <Rjx> i am going to write an HTML to AJAX converter
[13:27] <timmo> didnt those guys pretend to be u2?
[13:28] <Rjx> since i'm sure those people sold at least a few copies of the HTML to PHP conve
[13:28] <csqrl> yeah
[13:28] <timmo> and play some like rooftop
[13:28] <timmo> those guys rock
[13:28] <swight> hah did anyone download the HTML to PHP converter to see if it just sticks i
[13:28] <Workdug> ok, ram upgrade.. take 2!
[13:28] <Ifrit> gl hf dug
[13:28] <Workdug> thx u
[13:28] <Ifrit> nite guys
[13:30] <Kalamazoo> its 4:30 pm here
[13:30] <Workdug> ok, so far i rebooted instead of shutting down
[13:30] <Workdug> this is off to a bad start... ;[[[
[13:31] <Workdug> i think i just figured out a great business model
[13:31] <Workdug> 1) buy ram stick from newegg for $85 shipped
[13:31] <Workdug> 2) post offer to sell it for $75 on craigslist
[13:31] <Workdug> 3) ???
[13:31] <Workdug> 4) profit!
[13:32] <maru> 3= install it for $40 for people who know nothing about computers
[13:32] <bjornh> haha
[13:33] <Wabbit98> 3 = charge a lot more needed for shipping
[13:33] <bjornh> that's called 'service' and is infact invented already.
[13:34] <maru> 3 = GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES
[13:34] <timmo> rjx
[13:35] <timmo> you need to go buy the book "house of leaves"
[13:35] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Leaves
[13:36] <Wabbit98> he wrote a sequel to "House of Leaves"; never knew that
[13:36] <Kalamazoo> im not sure if id have the patience t o read that book
[13:36] <timmo> its very odd to read
[13:36] <timmo> but its really good
[13:36] <Wabbit98> it is good
[13:37] <timmo> like you have a story going on and itll be like
[13:37] <timmo> ¹°
[13:37] <Wabbit98> I did not like reading it at night when the house got all dark
[13:37] <timmo> then you go down to ¹°
[13:37] <timmo> and another story starts
[13:37] <timmo> and then back to the original story
[13:37] <timmo> there 2 stories going on at once
[13:38] <Kalamazoo> thats kinda like the book "extremely loud and incredibly close"
[13:38] <Kalamazoo> it just randomly alternates between stories
[13:38] <timmo> i just started reading
[13:38] <timmo> the family comes home
[13:39] <timmo> and finds a room inbetween their room and their childrens
[13:39] <timmo> that wasnt there when they left for vacation
[13:39] <timmo> they also measured the house
[13:39] <timmo> and the inside is 1/4th inch bigger than the outside
[13:39] <Wabbit98> sounds come from that room
[13:40] <Kalamazoo> yeah the creepy sounds from the rooms
[13:40] <Kalamazoo> made me hesitant to get into that book lol
[13:40] <The|Dude> sounds like a rad book
[13:40] <timmo> heh
[13:40] <timmo> also if anyone listens to the fall of troy
[13:40] <timmo> they name a few of their songs after things in the book
[13:41] <Workdug> woot, "1.49 GB RAM"
[13:41] <timmo> "you got a death wish, johnny truant" and "the halloway tapes"
[13:41] <Workdug> How many indie scenester kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
[13:41] <Workdug> You mean you don't know????
[13:41] <Kalamazoo> i was gonna say that tim
[13:42] <timmo> the fall of troy arnt really indie scenesters anymore
[13:42] <timmo> before no one knew em and i was all cool
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> i saw them live and i was kinda disappointed
[13:42] <timmo> then they got on equal vision
[13:42] <timmo> and now all the fags know em
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> you got me into them tim
[13:42] <timmo> ive seem em twice
[13:42] <timmo> and havent been disapointed yet
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> i saw em in nasheville and they mostly played stuff off of doppelganger
[13:42] <Workdug> haha
[13:42] <Workdug> how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[13:43] <Workdug> three -- one to screw in the lightbulb, one to get me a beer, and one to su
[13:43] <timmo> heh thats cause everything on doppelganger except the halloway tapes, act 1 s
[13:43] <timmo> are old songs
[13:43] <kitchen> Workdug: haw.
[13:43] <Kalamazoo> yeah but i like the old versions better
[13:43] <timmo> theyre almost done writing their new album
[13:44] <timmo> ive still yet to see them play the adventures of allan gordon live
[13:44] <timmo> which perturbs me because its my favorite song of theirs
[13:44] <Kalamazoo> i like the last march of the ents the most i think
[13:45] <timmo> heh
[13:45] <timmo> you ever grab the genghis tron song i upped?
[13:45] <Kalamazoo> i dont have hub access
[13:45] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/genghis_tron-chapels.mp3
[13:45] <Kalamazoo> i just know it exists lol
[13:45] <Agent43> timmo, you're probably the coolest guy that i know, nice talking to you
[13:46] <timmo> can we please keep that guy banned
[13:46] <timmo> its fucking caulfield
[13:46] <timmo> the guy whos stalking jon
[13:46] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:47] <Rjx> 21:45 < Agent43> timmo, you're probably the coolest guy that i know, nice
[13:47] <Rjx> he said the same thing to me
[13:47] <Rjx> what a heartbreaker
[13:48] <hydro-> i'm taking some political survey in regard to the taxation of oil companies
[13:48] <metric> awwww
[13:48] <hydro-> "An oil company CEO might be paid $13 million per year salary and also have
[13:48] <hydro-> Hearing this, do you favor added taxes on oil companies' profits at this tim
[13:49] <metric> hey they had to buy themselves a president to cause oil prices to go so high
[13:49] <metric> they put in a shit load of work
[13:49] <metric> caused a few wars...
[13:49] <metric> they deserves a few bucks
[13:50] <metric> its only money
[13:50] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:50] <Kalamazoo> i had my speakers up pretty loud
[13:50] <Kalamazoo> and this chapels song is loud
[13:50] <Wabbit98> I own stock in a few of those oil companies, I want them to make huge prof
[13:50] <Kalamazoo> rjx do you have auditory hallucinations ?
[13:51] <var> i don tmind the prices on gas being so high anyway i just consider it payback t
[13:51] <var> w/ their farm equipment exemptions
[13:51] <hydro-> well
[13:51] <var> for their fleets of biz commercial an priv suvs
[13:51] <var> etc etc
[13:51] <hydro-> i have to put premium in my bmw
[13:51] <Rjx> Kalamazoo: yeah
[13:51] <hydro-> and it's definitely putting a hurt on my wallet
[13:51] <Rjx> less frequently than i used to
[13:51] <Kalamazoo> i was curious about something
[13:51] <Kalamazoo> what is it like
[13:51] <Kalamazoo> is it intelligible talking ?
[13:52] <Wabbit98> not everyone needs to drive a big ass SUV
[13:52] <Rjx> it used to be, these days its just random chatter
[13:52] <Wabbit98> or a Hummer
[13:52] <Kalamazoo> is it creepy
[13:52] <Rjx> like listening to a radio turned down
[13:52] <var> or a pickup
[13:52] <var> etc
[13:52] <Kalamazoo> strange
[13:52] <Rjx> but none of it makes much sense
[13:52] <var> fuck em all
[13:52] <Wabbit98> they know they get low gas mileage
[13:52] <Wabbit98> they should not complain
[13:52] <Kalamazoo> ive always imagined it as being creepy voices
[13:53] <Rjx> i used to have a fairly persistent delusion about a demon named azazel
[13:53] <Rjx> and that's the voice i used to hear
[13:53] <Kalamazoo> was it like a scary thing
[13:53] <Kalamazoo> or did it become sorta commonplace
[13:53] <Rjx> it never really becomes commonplace to have a demon commenting on all your acti
[13:54] <Kalamazoo> haha well yeah
[13:54] <Rjx> it pretty much reached a peak
[13:54] <Rjx> where i become far less in touch with reality
[13:54] <Rjx> *became
[13:54] <csqrl> http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=30
[13:54] <csqrl> clever
[13:55] <hydro-> this bitch next to me is really diggin on my watch
[13:55] <hydro-> rofl
[13:55] <Rjx> the way it feels is that the auditory/visual distortions seem to take on the th
[13:55] <Rjx> azazel was at a pretty bad period, if i'm doing really well i have to watch out
[13:55] <Rjx> it's a fine line to walk
[13:56] <Kalamazoo> could you actually talk to yourself in a sense ?
[13:57] <Rjx> no idea
[13:58] <hydro-> are you afraid that you're schizophrenic, kalamazoo?
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> no i just had my psych final the other day
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> and we had talked about schizophrenia
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> but not in much detail
[13:58] <Rjx> psychology class was pretty fun in my case
[13:58] <hydro-> there's a children's book behind me
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:58] <hydro-> called
[13:58] <hydro-> "Harry's Box"
[13:58] <Rjx> everyone thought i was some sort of genius
[13:58] <hydro-> .
[13:59] <Kalamazoo> that was me in english cause i had read a lot of the required reading stu
[13:59] <hydro-> rjx
[13:59] <Rjx> because i knew the DSM-IV like the back of my hand
[13:59] <hydro-> in comparison to the average person
[13:59] <hydro-> you are a genius
[13:59] <Rjx> i really don't think so
[14:00] <hydro-> i can't begin to tell you how often i talk directly over someone's head
[14:00] <Rjx> i guess "average" maybe, but really only because humans in general are lower th
[14:00] <hydro-> and they make ME feel like an idiot
[14:00] <metric> so tmpted to make jokes now, christ I`m an idiot
[14:00] <hydro-> i went to this wedding once, an ex-girlfriend of mine wanted me to go
[14:00] <hydro-> her work friend was getting married
[14:00] <Rjx> i see myself as the bare minimum of where people should be
[14:00] <hydro-> by the end of the wedding, i wouldn't talk to anyone
[14:01] <hydro-> because everyone hated me
[14:01] <Rjx> haha, why?
[14:01] <hydro-> i pissed everyone off because they couldn't fucking understand me
[14:01] <Kalamazoo> like the guy on the "next food network star"
[14:01] <Kalamazoo> you are the french chef wannabe guy
[14:01] <hydro-> i would try to be sensible
[14:01] <hydro-> but then i would say something that either confused them or pissed them off
[14:01] <hydro-> so i got drunk and sat outside
[14:02] <Rjx> i very quickly go off-topic in discussions, and end up getting into either very
[14:02] <hydro-> ever since then, i try to just stay away from new people
[14:02] <hydro-> exactly, me too
[14:02] <Rjx> and as soon as people click into the "i'm not smart enough for this discussion"
[14:02] <Rjx> they turn off
[14:02] <hydro-> i don't belong in the public
[14:02] <hydro-> people can't handle me
[14:02] <Rjx> well i've been practising small talk
[14:02] <hydro-> i hate small talk
[14:02] <hydro-> it just seems so.. trite
[14:02] <Rjx> i tried talking to my barber last week
[14:02] <hydro-> my barber is one person i CAN bullshit with
[14:03] <Rjx> well i said something about the weather
[14:03] <hydro-> i bring him avant-garde jazz and he will play it in the cd player when other
[14:03] <Rjx> and almost went into politics
[14:03] <hydro-> and really scare people with it
[14:03] <Rjx> then realised the guy had a selection of blades
[14:03] <hydro-> haha
[14:03] <Rjx> and if he didn't agree with my views
[14:03] <Rjx> i'd be in a bad position
[14:03] <Rjx> so i just kept quiet, i couldn't think of anything else
[14:03] <metric> heh i`m like that when i go to university r when i come back home to oldham.
[14:03] <hydro-> yeah... i have a hard time stifling myself about polotics in public
[14:04] <hydro-> politics*
[14:04] <Rjx> i stopped correcting people with regards to urban myths
[14:04] <hydro-> i've stopped correcting people with regards to pretty much everything
[14:04] <Rjx> haha
[14:04] <hydro-> it's usually futile
[14:04] <hydro-> and doesn't do anything but piss people off
[14:04] <metric> heh, fun small talk, ask them if they know a word in english with all the vo
[14:05] <Kalamazoo> i get my haircuts from this gorgeous girl
[14:05] <Kalamazoo> its kinda awkward
[14:05] <metric> Facetious :D
[14:05] <hydro-> i'd rather have a male barber
[14:05] <hydro-> i've gone to the same barber for 10 years
[14:05] <Workdug> hahaha metric
[14:05] <Rjx> have you ever made small talk while stoned?
[14:05] <hydro-> rjx
[14:05] <hydro-> i can't make SMALL talk when i'm stoned
[14:05] <metric> lol danke Workdug
[14:05] <Rjx> you just don't
[14:05] <hydro-> i'm even worse about details and everything
[14:05] <Rjx> because everything has so much significance
[14:06] <Rjx> you don't waste time on anything that doesn't matter
[14:06] <hydro-> well
[14:06] <hydro-> sometimes i feel like i'm wasting time, definitely
[14:06] <hydro-> but
[14:06] <pinkboa> i like string
[14:06] <Workdug> abstentious, arsenious, and arteriosus
[14:06] <hydro-> that's usually because of someone else's reaction
[14:06] <metric> i managed to knock someone out when stoned once, had to have a sleep afterwa
[14:06] <Workdug> facetious and abstemious
[14:06] <finn_> you talk about wasting time... on IRC?!
[14:06] <hydro-> i've learned a lot from IRC
[14:06] <Workdug> caesious
[14:06] <hydro-> it can be very useful
[14:07] <finn_> truw
[14:07] <finn_> true
[14:07] <metric> workdug, they dont quite make the joke work :P
[14:07] <hydro-> pen doesn't have a sense of humor
[14:08] <hydro-> intellect generally makes people think you're a "nerd"
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