Session Start: Sun May 07 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:40] <Siman> how the hell do i open my mouse?
[00:40] <var> mouse properties in cp
[00:40] <var> ?
[00:40] <var> or if you have some software like intellipoint
[00:40] <var> or shit like tht
[00:41] <Siman> open physically
[00:41] <var> oh
[00:41] <Siman> i tried a ruler
[00:41] <Siman> theres no screws
[00:41] <var> jus tthe ball
[00:41] <Siman> no ball
[00:41] <var> not sure then
[00:41] <var> sorry
[00:41] <Siman> it must be openable as it contains a weight
[00:41] <var> my optical has screws
[00:41] <var> ball one had scrfwes
[00:42] <Siman> actually theres probably screws under the rubber bits ha
[00:42] <Siman> im obsessed with breaking things and i think its gonna happen, so i need to k
[00:49] <Siman> meh
[00:56] <jmx> a mouse is cheap, why worry about fixing it?
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[01:01] * Topic is '[00:13:42] < Sohcahtoa> God damn Mario can be a frickin' NINJA'
[01:01] * Set by DigDug!~digdug@zen.rupture.net on Sat May 06 21:15:06
[01:05] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:20] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[01:25] <Rjx> http://images.tmbo.org/mirror.php/offensive/images/picpile/Bourne%20a%20Bully.g
[01:26] <var> you have a thing for bourne
[01:26] <var> or what
[01:27] <Rjx> only when he's stealing Nintendo64s
[01:27] <var> hahha
[01:32] <qoa> That's a good one.
[01:58] <Twin`> @url imdb jason xx
[01:59] <Twin`> hm wtf.
[01:59] <Twin`> i definately only pressed keys for about half of that
[02:02] <jestler> no @
[02:02] <jestler> and good night
[02:02] <jestler> ;[
[02:07] <TMH_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXBmgmytFVU
[02:07] <TMH_> best music video ever
[02:08] <TMH_> llasld is a spambot
[02:25] <pipples> are there some geeky slutty chicks here??
[02:28] <Twin`> what the helll
[02:28] <Twin`> -l
[02:30] <Twin`> TMH: the best part
[02:30] <Twin`> is the guy standing there with just the one snare
[02:43] <Rjx> do myspace users not realise it is rude to hotlink a 1MB image from my hosting
[02:44] <Twinge-> No, they'll just call you an asshole when you replace the image with someth
[02:44] <Rjx> doing so now
[02:44] <Rjx> finding goatse
[02:45] <ScumFrog> heh
[02:47] <qoa> There are better things than goatse now imo.
[02:47] <Rjx> i like to stick with the classics
[02:48] <qoa> Find of those pictures of a chubby guy in lingerie posing all cool that says "D
[02:48] <qoa> Er find one of those.
[02:48] <Twin`> don't suppose any of you happen to know off hand what type of cellular networ
[02:49] <Twin`> ah, nvm
[02:50] <Rjx> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40952
[02:51] <Twin`> what was the image of originally
[02:51] <Rjx> a clown
[02:51] <Twin`> wtf
[02:51] <Rjx> the clown from IT
[02:55] <Rjx> now i feel bad
[02:55] <Rjx> because myspace users don't know any better
[02:56] <Twin`> they will have to learn
[03:00] <gareli> what's with the crappy music
[03:00] <gareli> most everyone hates that in a website
[03:11] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:43] <ScumFrog> w2
[03:43] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 57F/14C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunris
[03:45] <Omnica> how do ya set w2
[03:45] <Omnica> w2
[03:45] <poopy> Omnica temp 39F/4C; wind South 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:58AM; S
[03:45] <Omnica> whats that temp my IP registered location?
[03:46] <Omnica> w Summerland, Canada
[03:46] <pinkboa> Weather for Summerland, British Columbia - Updated at 11:00 PM PDT on May 0
[03:50] <gareli> sexy
[03:55] <TMH_> w2
[03:55] <poopy> TMH_ more then one result
[03:55] <TMH_> w
[03:55] <Rjx> w2
[03:55] <poopy> Rjx more then one result
[03:56] <TMH_> ;[
[03:56] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[03:56] <poopy> Rjx temp 57F/14C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:2
[03:56] <Rjx> 11:55 <@poopy> Rjx more then one result <-- bad schizophrenia joke?
[03:56] <TMH_> hahaha
[03:56] <TMH_> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8862804006330166435
[03:56] <TMH_> LAY THOSE BRICKS DOWN
[04:23] * _lukey is now known as lukey
[04:25] * Tubbee- is now known as Tubbee
[04:37] <D1> no sleep again. ;[
[04:38] <gareli> same here
[04:45] <Rendiew> mmmm
[04:45] <Rendiew> garlic + olive on puff
[04:46] <Rjx> just got owned by my own script;[
[04:46] <Rjx> if i accidentally type lsd instead of ls, it scrolls bright colours at me
[04:46] <Rjx> pipes some of the filenames through figlet
[04:52] <finn23> hehe
[04:57] <finn23> Rjx ?
[05:00] <TMH_> haaahahahhaa
[05:13] <Jimmothi> place your bets
[05:13] <Jimmothi> do i have £10 in change alone
[05:14] <Jimmothi> i do and i have more change
[05:24] <Rjx> i had an idea for a game
[05:29] <Jimmothi> is it a drinking game?
[05:29] <Rjx> it could be
[05:29] <Jimmothi> do tell
[05:29] <ScumFrog> does it invole midgets in clown suits?
[05:29] <Rjx> i like to think of it as unix pong
[05:29] <Jimmothi> unix people tend to pong
[05:29] <Rjx> essentially the program sends a short string of connections to the opponent's m
[05:30] <Rjx> the opponent has the re-enter the sequence with a new item on the end, making i
[05:30] <Jimmothi> hah
[05:30] <Rjx> which is then sent back to the first one
[05:30] <Rjx> it goes back and forth
[05:30] <Rjx> and if you miss the sequence
[05:30] <Rjx> or get it wrong
[05:30] <Rjx> your computer shuts down
[05:30] <Jimmothi> those 250+day uptime people will be allover it
[05:31] <Jimmothi> set an install in vmware
[05:31] <Jimmothi> no major loss
[05:31] <Rjx> well the idea there is a real loss if you fuck up
[05:31] <Rjx> *is there
[05:31] <Rjx> which makes it more fun
[05:31] <Jimmothi> this pizza is hot
[05:31] <Jimmothi> id fuck it
[05:41] <Thuryn> .w 65201
[05:41] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.2°W, 271M); Last Updated: 6:54 AM CDT; Dew Point: 48
[05:41] <Thuryn> dammit why can't it ever be warm enough to skate when I HAVE TIME TO SKATE
[05:47] <Jimmothi> what the hell is snot for
[05:47] <Jimmothi> apart from to make my nose all bunged
[05:47] <Jimmothi> now i cant hear from blowing it
[05:48] <ExZippo> http://img121.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc222&image=79893_KariByron2_FHM_
[05:48] <ExZippo> FHM has failed me
[05:48] <Jimmothi> that smile#
[05:48] <Jimmothi> is wrong
[05:49] <Rendiew> Oh god
[05:49] <Rendiew> Red Steel looks freaking awesome
[05:49] <Jimmothi> a friend of mine will be back from jamaica monday
[05:49] <Jimmothi> he said he met bob marleys mum
[05:49] <Jimmothi> should make an interesting tale
[05:49] <Rjx> how would you know
[05:49] <Rjx> if you met bob marley's mom
[05:50] <Jimmothi> i have no clue
[05:50] <Jimmothi> his brother phoned him just after he got back friday
[05:50] <Jimmothi> said hed met bob marleys mum
[05:50] <Jimmothi> i bet theres hordes of women out there who say theyre bob marleys mum
[05:50] <Jimmothi> if i start a band imcalling them 'bob marleys mum'
[05:51] <Rendiew> http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/1626/038sx.jpg
[05:51] <Rendiew> HOT.
[05:52] <ExZippo> hey rend
[05:52] <ExZippo> I bought the electrified dagger today
[05:52] <ExZippo> for fun
[05:52] <Rendiew> so I read
[05:52] <Rendiew> I don't have the rep :(
[05:52] <ExZippo> 20/31 combat swords and I still have more fun!
[05:52] <Rjx> haha man
[05:52] <Rendiew> sword of zeal w/crusader does me
[05:52] <Rjx> that is HOT
[05:53] <Rendiew> i can't remember my build, it/s 19/2/30 i think
[05:53] <Rendiew> cb/hemo/FUN
[05:55] <ExZippo> Rendiew: 20/31 (swapping some points from the norm, no 100% energy gain her
[05:56] <Rendiew> I beat epic rogues on my server and i'm not even PVE specced :(
[05:56] <Rendiew> that's more because I know how to play than i have a good pve build though
[05:58] <ExZippo> Rendiew: The SA rogue threads have taught me how to do so much damage it pi
[05:58] <ExZippo> It's great
[05:58] <ExZippo> all the epic geared moron rogues are like WTF YOU CHEATING NOOB
[05:58] <Rendiew> haha yeah
[05:58] <IMY> hello
[05:58] <Rendiew> I use s&d + imp rupture
[05:58] <ExZippo> the rupture thing is so so good
[05:59] <IMY> Hi, im after information on the COM component. I want to extract data from MS O
[05:59] <Rendiew> IMY - visit http://www.lemonparty.org for more information.
[05:59] <IMY> ?
[05:59] <IMY> wat is that?
[05:59] <Rendiew> That is advanced COM troubleshooting information in oracle db environments
[06:00] <IMY> u r a very sick individual...
[06:00] <IMY> lol
[06:00] <IMY> very very...
[06:00] <Rendiew> anyway
[06:00] <Rendiew> imp poison seems to help a lot as well
[06:00] <Ifrit> haha
[06:00] <IMY> hmm rend all them ur legal guardians?
[06:00] <ExZippo> also my brother went on an AQ20 first boss farm, and the most moronic rogue
[06:00] <Ifrit> IMY was lemonpartied
[06:00] <IMY> lol
[06:01] <Ifrit> :D
[06:01] <IMY> that is rather disturbing...
[06:01] <Rendiew> IMY SHUT UP
[06:01] <IMY> thanks :p
[06:01] <Rendiew> ExZippo
[06:01] <IMY> lol why u given cheek for
[06:01] <Rendiew> did you see my post in the stupidity thread about felstriker?
[06:01] <Ifrit> fucking skater kids outside
[06:01] <IMY> lookin at old faggot pics of ya dad
[06:01] <ExZippo> This is not #Geekissues, it's #Shut the fuck up IMY.
[06:01] <IMY> and his mates
[06:01] <ExZippo> Rendiew: I want felstriker :(
[06:01] <Rendiew> yeah
[06:01] <Rendiew> did you see what happened to MINE
[06:02] <ExZippo> Rendiew: No?
[06:02] <Rendiew> ok
[06:02] <Ifrit> felstriker... is that a dagger?
[06:02] <Rendiew> here's the story
[06:02] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/lemonparty.jpg
[06:02] <IMY> Oi do any of u turds know shit in here or are ya all batty bois...
[06:02] <Rjx> that version is actually moderately worksafe
[06:02] <Rendiew> ifrit - chance on hit that all hits for the next 3 seconds are critical str
[06:02] <Ifrit> a rogue i know got Quirai Sacrificial Dagger
[06:02] <Rendiew> IMY - most have you on ignore already.
[06:02] <Ifrit> aaaaah
[06:02] <Rendiew> anwyay
[06:02] <IMY> fuckin faggot...
[06:02] <Rendiew> btw, IMY - lern2spell.
[06:02] <Rendiew> I was invited to an UBRS run by a friend
[06:02] <Rendiew> 2 spots left
[06:02] <Ifrit> /msg IMY It's fine, learn to spell.
[06:03] <ExZippo> lurn 2 play nub lolz
[06:03] <Rendiew> I decided to do DME instead, changed my mind, said I'd go to UBRS, but in t
[06:03] <ExZippo> DEATHCOIL LAMMO
[06:03] <Ifrit> AAAAARGH FUCKING SKATER KIDS
[06:03] <Rendiew> so, they kill rend, felstriker drops
[06:03] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[06:03] <Rendiew> >THE ONLY ROGUE ON THE RUN PASSED ON IT<
[06:03] <Ifrit> WTF
[06:03] <Ifrit> MORON
[06:04] <Ifrit> btw
[06:04] <Rendiew> and now
[06:04] <Rendiew> a priest is walking around with http://www.thottbot.org/?i=20470
[06:04] <Ifrit> i've seen 6 BoE world drop epics drop
[06:04] <Ifrit> and won 4
[06:04] <Ifrit> :D
[06:04] <Ifrit> well, first one i soloed
[06:04] <ExZippo> I'd go Lobo/Fel in PvP and utterly rape shit
[06:04] <Rendiew> b A MOTHERFUCKING PRIEST
[06:05] <Rendiew> that's not how you bold things
[06:05] <Ifrit> Lobo?
[06:05] <Rendiew> A MOTHERFUCKING PRIEST
[06:05] <Rendiew> http://www.thottbot.org/?i=40555
[06:05] <Ifrit> Fel is unique right?
[06:05] <Rendiew> nope
[06:05] <Rendiew> you can have 2
[06:05] <Ifrit> woah
[06:05] <Rendiew> one-hand, non-unique
[06:05] <Ifrit> it's BoP?
[06:06] <ExZippo> Lobo is better by far, though
[06:06] <Rendiew> only drops off Rend
[06:06] <ExZippo> but Fel is a rockin' off hand
[06:06] <Rendiew> 0.3%
[06:06] <Ifrit> know
[06:06] <Ifrit> my rogue is pushing 40
[06:06] <ExZippo> Also
[06:06] <Rendiew> that's changed since 1.10 though apparently it's much higher now
[06:06] <Ifrit> having fun
[06:06] <ExZippo> a fury warrior with Fel and lobo
[06:06] <ExZippo> would scare me so much
[06:06] <Rendiew> I rerolled a rouge on malganis
[06:06] <ExZippo> I'd probably cry
[06:07] <Ifrit> my main is a paladin
[06:07] <Rjx> knock down ginger
[06:07] <Rendiew> brb, must have a break.
[06:07] <Ifrit> i have chars of most classes, but they are spread out on different servers
[06:07] <Ifrit> i have a 27 mage on a server that I don't know anyone who plays on anymore
[06:07] <ExZippo> Ifrit: Your main is a pally? Do you HATE yourself for leveling one now? :)
[06:07] <Rjx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_down_ginger
[06:08] <Ifrit> ExZippo, what?
[06:08] <ExZippo> Your main is a pally. Pallies are a broken, soulless husk of a class, even
[06:08] <Ifrit> it was the second character i created after retail launch
[06:08] <Ifrit> i know
[06:09] <Ifrit> the first was an UD lock, that i deleted at 16/17
[06:09] <ExZippo> I had a human warrior
[06:09] <ExZippo> got to 15
[06:09] <ExZippo> realised warriors in WoW aren't the warriors I like playing in other RPGs
[06:09] <ExZippo> Rolled a rogue
[06:09] <ExZippo> had much fun
[06:10] <ExZippo> and still do
[06:10] <ExZippo> even though we are also a totaly gimped class right now
[06:11] <ExZippo> http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/7302/titletheironchancellor4wv.gif
[06:11] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[06:11] <Rendiew> it took me a while to actually have fun with my rogue
[06:12] <Rendiew> because a rogue was my first roll. I rerolled a hunter, got it to 60, lear
[06:12] <Ifrit> DW Pala 60, NE Rogue 38, TR Mage 27, Taur Sham 23, Orc War 21, Taur Druid 24,
[06:12] <Ifrit> i think that's all
[06:13] <Rendiew> DW? TR?
[06:13] <Ifrit> well, there's also a lv1 Human Priest who i was gonna play with friends from
[06:13] <Ifrit> DW - Dwarf, TR - Troll
[06:13] <Rendiew> oh
[06:13] <Rendiew> <20's don't count ;)
[06:13] <Rendiew> they're the ones you've officially given up on
[06:13] <Rendiew> haha
[06:13] <Ifrit> nope
[06:14] <Ifrit> not given up
[06:14] <Ifrit> just not had any reason to level further yet
[06:14] <ExZippo> I have one 60, and nothing about 15 after that. :P
[06:14] <Ifrit> i'm gonna keep playing on that 10 priest
[06:14] <ExZippo> Rogue was a bad choice for my first 60
[06:14] <Rendiew> yah
[06:14] <Ifrit> now the hunter and mage, i've given up those more or less
[06:14] <ExZippo> since they are the most fucking easy class to level
[06:14] <Ifrit> warrior too
[06:15] <ExZippo> Rogues are the most fun you can have in WoW with your pants on....
[06:15] <Ifrit> :D
[06:15] <ExZippo> from level one to level 59
[06:15] <Rendiew> i'm so bored with my hunter but i love my guild
[06:15] <Rendiew> i haven't even bothered finishing the epic hunter quest
[06:15] <Rendiew> and I have all 3 items
[06:16] <ExZippo> then you hit 60 and everything can own you in PvP, you will never get gear
[06:16] <Rendiew> haha
[06:16] <Rendiew> that's why my rouge is my alt
[06:16] <Rendiew> i have a raiding main
[06:16] <ExZippo> I have one purple from MC
[06:16] <ExZippo> the aged core leather gaunts
[06:16] <ExZippo> reason I got them?
[06:16] <Rendiew> i'm perfectly happy to own in PVP with blues and only do 5mans
[06:16] <Ifrit> hehe, aged core leather
[06:16] <ExZippo> all the other 6 rogues passed
[06:16] <Rendiew> ahaha
[06:16] <Ifrit> dropped 2-3 of them, always sharded
[06:17] <Ifrit> we had 3-4 rogues
[06:17] <ExZippo> they are actualy the best combat dagger gloves in the game right now, but S
[06:17] <Ifrit> btw, rogues were the ones who got the most gear early on
[06:17] <Ifrit> we've sent belts to the guild bank and stuff
[06:17] <Ifrit> but doesn't matter
[06:17] <Ifrit> those fuckers kicked me out for no reason
[06:17] <Ifrit> i have no raiding guild now
[06:18] <ExZippo> Not if your guild doesn't have mc totaly on farm (We can't get domo down) a
[06:18] <Ifrit> so gonna concentrate on my rogue for a while
[06:18] <Ifrit> heh
[06:18] <ExZippo> (Our MT is a fucking tard)
[06:18] <Ifrit> you're not supposed to kill domo
[06:18] <ExZippo> "GET ONY FACING THE CENTRE!" *turns it towards a side*
[06:18] <Rendiew> lol
[06:18] <ExZippo> Ifrit: I know
[06:18] <Ifrit> the MT in the guild is the guild master, he's 35 or something
[06:18] <ExZippo> We can't do the event :P
[06:19] <ExZippo> we got them down to ONE elite left
[06:19] <Rendiew> you know what the turner was for my guild?
[06:19] <ExZippo> and the pally died.
[06:19] <Rendiew> all pets on domo
[06:19] <ExZippo> shit
[06:19] <ExZippo> there's an idea
[06:19] <Ifrit> well, we went from wiping on the first surger and double firelords, to downin
[06:19] <ExZippo> we normaly have like 15 hunters
[06:19] <Rendiew> that made it from us getting owned, to us owning him without effort
[06:19] <Ifrit> only 2 nights a week
[06:19] <Rendiew> pets on domo = MT doesn't always get teleported
[06:19] <Rendiew> =no loose domo oneshotting healers
[06:19] <Ifrit> everybody said we couldn't do casual MC raiding
[06:20] <Ifrit> they also did Domo and had a 74% shot at Rag the day i was kicked out
[06:20] <ExZippo> my last guild couldn't get enough people to do a guild only ZG
[06:20] <Ifrit> after 2 months of MC
[06:21] <Ifrit> that's pretty awesome
[06:21] <DigDug> coke in glass bottles tastes so good
[06:21] <ScumFrog> its true
[06:21] <ExZippo> my new guild runs ZG and AQ for fun with whatever 60s are on on off days
[06:21] <ExZippo> there's usualy like, 35 60s on that want to go
[06:22] <ExZippo> so we do AQ/ZG and run UBRS for people to get their ony key
[06:22] <Ifrit> FUCK
[06:22] <Ifrit> I want to go out and PUNCH the TEETH of those SKATER FAG KIDS down their THRO
[06:22] <Ifrit> Why the hell do they have to move that plank in front of my window?
[06:23] <Ifrit> there's not enough space in front of the goddamn halfpipe?
[06:23] <Zera> kill them.
[06:23] <ExZippo> Ifrit: Go down there, ask if you can borrow a board to show them a trick, t
[06:23] <Zera> thats a neat trick
[06:23] <Ifrit> I mean seriously
[06:23] <Ifrit> ... i'll draw to demonstrate wtf they are doing
[06:23] <Rendiew> film them from yuor window
[06:24] <ScumFrog> throw water on there ramps (presuming there wood)
[06:24] <ScumFrog> that'll fuck em off
[06:24] <Zera> kill them.
[06:24] <Zera> thatll fuck em off
[06:24] <ScumFrog> heh
[06:24] <ExZippo> throw acid at their faces
[06:24] <wind`> my ever growing porn archive has now gotten clips/images from movies
[06:24] <ExZippo> WIND LET'S TALK MORE ABOUT WOW
[06:24] <wind`> from denise richards to alyssa milano
[06:25] <wind`> i think i also have some maria bello
[06:25] <wind`> yes i do
[06:25] <Rendiew> i have wow withdrawls at work, then when I get home I play for 4 minutes an
[06:25] <Zera> lol
[06:26] <Zera> lapdance?
[06:26] <Zera> job*
[06:27] <Zera> err
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> Terrorists are idiots.
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> They're targeting the wrong people.
[06:27] <DigDug> < spook> you forgot the republicans
[06:27] <DigDug> < Elly> and the democrats
[06:27] <Zera> top*
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> If the terrorists want to piss off the entire english sp
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> And I mean really piss off
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> Kill J K Rowling before she finishes the 7th book
[06:27] <DigDug> < spook> but the libertarians are blameless, because they're too crazy
[06:27] <DigDug> < arch> rofl
[06:27] <DigDug> < Calamarain> An entire generation of children will hate them
[06:27] <DigDug> Comment: #angband on WorldIRC
[06:27] <DigDug> that had the potential to be funny, but is too long
[06:27] <Ifrit> http://theprophecy.hysterisk.com/mypics/fagkid.jpg
[06:28] <ScumFrog> ever thought of being an artist? ;]
[06:28] <Ifrit> I am an artist, what are you talking about?
[06:29] <ScumFrog> oh yeah
[06:29] <ScumFrog> ;/
[06:30] <DigDug> <khmer_at_large> ()
[06:30] <DigDug> <khmer_at_large> MEET THE PARENS
[06:30] <DigDug> Comment: #qc
[06:30] <Rendiew> oh god
[06:30] <DigDug> -!- mode/#magrathea [+b *!*drazak@65.36.176.*] by beu
[06:30] <DigDug> -!- drazak was kicked from #magrathea by beu [our operators are currently bu
[06:31] <DigDug> i'm going to make that my default kickban message...
[06:31] <Rendiew> meh
[06:31] <DigDug> "our operators are currently helping other customers, please stand by. your
[06:31] <DigDug> too bad noone will ever see it ;[
[06:32] <Rendiew> kickban someone, easy
[06:32] <Rendiew> wait
[06:32] <DigDug> <Boston> The best things in life are free.
[06:32] <DigDug> <Boston> Especially if you're a rapist.
[06:32] <Rendiew> meh
[06:32] <Ifrit> poor
[06:32] <DigDug> yeah, all of these suck
[06:32] <DigDug> these are all the -7s
[06:33] <ExZippo> The best things in life are free is you like dumpster food and living in a
[06:33] <DigDug> <xira> I had a nightmare last night that I was at WWDC and Steve Said
[06:33] <DigDug> <xira> And people were screaming
[06:33] <DigDug> <xira> =\
[06:34] <DigDug> <Newtylicious> that's a weird nightmare
[06:34] <DigDug> Comment: freenode #adium
[06:34] <Ifrit> HA
[06:34] <Rendiew> heh
[06:34] <Ifrit> Now THAT'S a nightmare
[06:34] <Ifrit> zomg the house blew up
[06:35] <DigDug> killing that
[06:35] <ExZippo> http://www.sinepisodes.com/gallery.php/ep1/sotd/1/thumbs/060505_01.jpg\
[06:35] <DigDug> meh, i might nothing that
[06:35] <ExZippo> http://www.sinepisodes.com/gallery.php/ep1/sotd/1/thumbs/060505_02.jpg
[06:35] <ExZippo> fucking hot
[06:35] <Ifrit> Sin?
[06:36] <Rendiew> haha
[06:36] <ExZippo> they hired two fetish models to dress like the main characters of their new
[06:36] <ExZippo> I like how they think
[06:36] <Rendiew> I like how she's holding the gun over her midriff in the 'real' pic
[06:37] <Ifrit> riff?
[06:38] <DigDug> http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14489590363069219937&goto=Photos @anon
[06:38] <Ifrit> what is a midriff
[06:39] <ScumFrog> stomach area
[06:42] <ExZippo> I was going to go to bead early today
[06:42] <ExZippo> It's now 1:42
[06:42] <ExZippo> am
[06:43] <DigDug> Sun May 7 09:43:51 EDT 2006
[06:43] <DigDug> i went to bed early and got up early ^_^
[06:44] <DigDug> well in bed early was 1am
[06:44] <DigDug> go to bed, zippo
[06:47] <Ifrit> my freecell has been shit lately
[06:47] <Ifrit> i'm sure i'll drop down to 66%
[06:58] <ExZippo> BED TIME
[06:58] <ExZippo> WHERE IS MY SNUGGLE BLANKET?
[06:58] <ExZippo> I WILL RAPE A BITCH IF I DON'T GET MY GOD DAMN SNUGGLE BLANKET BACK
[06:59] <Ifrit> :(
[07:00] <DigDug> haha he still has the santa ident
[07:03] <Ifrit> Anyone here who watched/watches lost, who liked it in the beginning but doesn
[07:04] <ScumFrog> when they realised it was a huge cash cow?
[07:04] <ScumFrog> and decided to do 20422 series?
[07:04] <Rjx> Ifrit: near to the end of the first series
[07:05] <Ifrit> you mean season?
[07:05] <Rjx> mainly because nothing ever got explained, and it just made it extremely irrita
[07:05] <Rjx> yeah, season
[07:05] <Ifrit> hmm, i'm at Season 2 episode 9 now
[07:06] <Ifrit> It's not as good as before, but i don't think it sucks yet
[07:06] <Ifrit> it's just very slow
[07:06] <Rjx> it also really pissed me off how kate seems to go through several different set
[07:06] <Rjx> where the hell is she getting them from
[07:06] <ScumFrog> heh
[07:06] <ScumFrog> and the guys havnt got huge beards yet
[07:06] <Rjx> i'm freeze-framed the aircraft scenes
[07:06] <Ifrit> don't ask questions about kate's well-fitting clothes
[07:06] <ScumFrog> just trimmed stubble
[07:06] <Rjx> and i'm fairly sure there can't be more than a few people on the plane who were
[07:06] <Rjx> *her size
[07:06] <Rjx> so where is she getting them
[07:07] <Ifrit> don't ask questions
[07:07] <Ifrit> next thing you know she'll be wearing parkas
[07:07] <Rjx> why would that be a bad thing
[07:07] <Rjx> the others clothing (tm)
[07:08] <Rjx> said that in the wrong window
[07:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:13] <Ifrit> oh cool
[07:13] <Ifrit> the rest of that movie didn't explain anything
[07:13] <Ifrit> ohshit
[07:14] <Ifrit> Dad?
[07:21] <Ifrit> mwahah
[07:21] <Ifrit> Whe is chalie?
[07:28] <DigDug> 37
[07:28] <DigDug> 38
[07:28] <DigDug> 39
[07:28] <DigDug> ahhh
[07:29] <DigDug> 40
[07:29] <DigDug> 41
[07:29] <DigDug> 42
[07:29] <DigDug> AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[07:30] <Rjx> 43
[07:30] <Rjx> 44
[07:30] <Rjx> 45
[07:30] <Rjx> ...
[07:30] <Rjx> fuck
[07:30] <Ifrit> it's not the same past 42
[07:31] <Rjx> are you playing the US or EUR version
[07:31] <Rjx> they have different rules
[07:31] <TMH_> hahaha
[07:31] <TMH_> COUNTING UP NUMBERS IS VERY UPLIFTING
[07:33] <ScumFrog> w2
[07:33] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 61F/16C; wind NE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunrise
[07:33] <Ifrit> w2
[07:33] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[07:33] <Ifrit> ;[
[07:33] <ScumFrog> its overcast as hell
[07:34] <Ifrit> not here
[07:35] <DigDug> haha rjx
[07:36] <DigDug> i was playing a song by amnesia
[07:36] <DigDug> C:\ilya\music\amnesia - hysteria (1989, disco smash dico 3625)\06-celcius (3
[07:37] <DigDug> * Moderating as pen...
[07:37] <DigDug> * Finished! 0 approved, and 24 killed.
[07:37] <DigDug> <sync|gfdm> A study has shown that an increasing number of 9th-11th gr
[07:37] <DigDug> <sync|gfdm> Another study has shown a rise in the level of teen pregna
[07:37] <DigDug> <sync|gfdm> A third study has shown that the greatest parts of females
[07:37] <DigDug> <sync|gfdm> WHY CAN'T PEOPLE CONNECT THE GODDAMNED DOTS?!
[07:37] <DigDug> <Apple> what dots
[07:37] <DigDug> <Apple> oh
[07:37] <DigDug> <Apple> the ones at the end of: sex, and pregnancy?
[07:37] <DigDug> Comment: #bemaniso. This is funny in a bad way D:
[07:37] <DigDug> akn?
[07:37] <DigDug> provided i trim the comment to #bemaniso
[07:39] <Ifrit> wtf happened now
[07:39] <Ifrit> i was transferring fron E: to D: and C: got full, but the temp folders are ne
[07:39] <DigDug> oh shit, i haven't sent out any pink slips in ages
[07:40] <dunn> ifrit check the recycler folder
[07:40] <dunn> i was backing up user profiles
[07:41] <dunn> and it said like 300 mbs but the backup was over 2 gigs
[07:41] <dunn> recycler folder had tons of shit in it ;/
[07:41] <Ifrit> i found the stuff
[07:41] <Ifrit> it was directly in C:
[07:41] <Ifrit> wtf
[07:41] <dunn> c:\recycler
[07:42] <Ifrit> recycle bin is empty but the icon says there's stuff there
[07:42] <dunn> not bin
[07:42] <dunn> its a hidden system file
[07:42] <Ifrit> i have no c:\recycler
[07:42] <Ifrit> and yes, hidden files shown
[07:43] <dunn> are protected os files shown?
[07:43] <Ifrit> i can see autexec and config
[07:43] <DigDug> and that is why you use total commander
[07:43] <Ifrit> auto
[07:43] <DigDug> instead of explorer
[07:44] <DigDug> * Moderating as pen...
[07:44] <DigDug> * Finished! 0 approved, and 25 killed.
[07:44] <Ifrit> total commander doesn't show hidden files and folders here
[07:44] <Rjx> according to windows xp on my machine, C:\ is an essential system folder and sh
[07:44] <Rjx> but it'll let me if i want
[07:45] <Ifrit> where do i enable showing hidden stuff in totalcmd
[07:45] <Ifrit> nvm, found it
[07:46] <DigDug> Ifrit: configure > options > display
[07:46] <DigDug> for experts only!
[07:46] <Ifrit> yes!
[07:49] <DigDug> pigeons fucking on my windowsill
[07:50] <Rjx> coooooooooooooooo COOOOOOOOO
[07:50] <hermes> DigDug: film it
[07:51] <hermes> you could probably make a ton of money if you startup www.pigeonsex.com
[07:51] <Rjx> url pigeonsex
[07:51] <pinkboa> - "pigeonsex": http://megmarch.diaryland.com/pigeonsex.html
[07:51] <Rjx> url pigeonsex.com
[07:52] <Rjx> doesn't look like you'd have competition
[07:53] <hermes> url bunch of luddites
[07:53] <pinkboa> - "bunch of luddites": http://news.com.com/5208-1038-0.html?forumID=1&threa
[07:53] <hermes> what search engine does it use?
[07:53] <Ifrit> google
[07:54] <hermes> url "bunch of luddites"
[07:54] <pinkboa> - ""bunch of luddites"": http://www.mpaa.org/
[07:54] <Ifrit> more precisely, google's "I Feel Lucky" function
[07:54] <Rjx`> haha hermes
[07:54] <Rjx`> i haven't seen that googlebomb before
[07:55] <ScumFrog> thats genius
[07:55] <Ifrit> :D
[07:55] <hermes> url waffles
[07:55] <pinkboa> - "waffles": http://www.johnkerry.com/
[07:55] <hermes> this next one is good
[07:55] <Ifrit> what was that Dubya thign again?
[07:55] <hermes> url ignorant bigots
[07:55] <pinkboa> - "ignorant bigots": http://www.christianvoice.org.uk/
[07:55] <Rjx`> i don't get the waffles thing
[07:56] <hermes> bush = miserable or failure
[07:56] <Ifrit> miserable failure
[07:56] <Ifrit> url "miserable failure"
[07:56] <pinkboa> - ""miserable failure"": http://www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html
[07:56] <Rjx`> url jew
[07:56] <pinkboa> - "jew": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jew
[07:56] <hermes> url liar
[07:56] <pinkboa> - "liar": http://www.pm.gov.uk/output/Page4.asp
[07:57] <hermes> thats tony blairs gov't site
[07:57] <Ifrit> url "scum of humanity"
[07:57] <pinkboa> - ""scum of humanity"": http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_I
[07:57] <ScumFrog> xD
[07:57] <hermes> url national disgrace
[07:57] <pinkboa> - "national disgrace": http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/mlb/history/mlb_histor
[07:57] <hermes> bud selig's website
[07:58] <hermes> thats all i know
[07:58] <Ifrit> url murder wiggers
[07:58] <pinkboa> - "murder wiggers": http://www.halifaxlive.com/content/view/680/2/
[07:59] <Ifrit> what's cool
[07:59] <Ifrit> you can talk about murdering wiggers and chavs all you want
[07:59] <Ifrit> because noone will admit to being one
[08:00] <Ifrit> so noone will be offended
[08:00] <DigDug> what the hell is a chav
[08:00] <Ifrit> url site:urbandictionary.com chav
[08:00] <pinkboa> - "site:urbandictionary.com chav": http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph
[08:02] <DigDug> i'll take wikipedia, thanks
[08:02] <Rjx_> url digdug is gay and puts a pen in his butt
[08:02] <pinkboa> - "digdug is gay and puts a pen in his butt": http://badgertronics.com/blog
[08:05] <DigDug> help i am trapped in the internet!
[08:06] <Ifrit> url incest is fun for the whole family
[08:06] <pinkboa> - "incest is fun for the whole family": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436078
[08:06] <Ifrit> ok
[08:06] <Ifrit> haven't seen that one
[08:07] <Ifrit> would be fun if that lead to the Brady Bunch or Full House or something
[08:07] <DigDug> you can make it happen, ifrit
[08:10] <hermes> url pinkboa user profile
[08:10] <pinkboa> - "pinkboa user profile": http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=u
[08:10] <hermes> that you?
[08:22] <Tarkaan> Your mother is a whore, Trebek.
[08:22] <Thuryn> lmao
[08:22] <Tarkaan> if they put out a dvd of those and it cost $25, I'd buy it.
[08:24] <Thuryn> i'd but it, rip it, and give free copies to the chan
[08:24] <Thuryn> except you Tarkaan
[08:24] <Thuryn> ya selfish bastard
[08:26] <Tarkaan> heh
[08:27] <Tarkaan> I'd rip it and give it to yall.
[08:27] <Tarkaan> IN REALMEDIA!!!!!!!!!
[08:27] <Tarkaan> 5.0!!!!!!~!
[08:27] * Thuryn kills Tarkaan WITH A SPOON!
[08:44] <Spidey`> http://www.ckm.pl/galeria/pics/53.jpg
[08:44] <Thuryn> fake, but funny
[08:45] <Spidey`> nawwwwww, i thought it was real!
[08:45] <Spidey`> :P
[08:51] <wasted`> i've got to ask you about the penis mightier
[08:56] <DigDug> so apparently, the dry cleaners are closed on sundays
[08:57] <Thuryn> jerks
[09:02] <jestler> you live in a quaker state
[09:02] <jestler> ;[
[09:02] <bos-> ok
[09:03] <bos-> i dont
[09:03] <bos-> ;[
[09:03] <jestler> lol i was talking to pen with the closed places on sundays
[09:06] <DigDug> jestler: not anymore, i live in new york ;[
[09:06] <DigDug> my dry cleaners are supposed to be open 24/7 and do my clothes in under 5 mi
[09:06] <DigDug> fuckers
[09:06] <DigDug> i guess i should be happy that it costs less than $100 for one shirt ;[
[09:07] <jestler> hahaha always a silver lining
[09:08] <Thuryn> "every silver lining has a... touch of grey"
[09:08] <DigDug> laters
[09:08] <jestler> lol
[09:08] <jestler> latuh
[09:08] <DigDug> say hi to claws for me
[09:08] <DigDug> and that other guy, your roommate or something
[09:09] <Thuryn> mmm... Cinnamon Toast Crunch
[09:11] <claws03> hi
[09:12] <jestler> haha claws is leeching some wifi downstairs
[09:12] <Serena[T]> wheeee jestler and claws03 are alive!
[09:13] <claws03> the one i am on now is faster then the one i had before ;[
[09:14] <jestler> hehe leet
[09:24] <LooKooM> http://x001.uploaderx.net/x/teeshirt2.jpg damn I want it
[09:32] <Rendiew> "Hi I'm having problems with issuing a ticket" "I'm sorry you'll have to wa
[09:32] <Rendiew> I love being a cheap helpdesk.
[09:46] <Serena[T]> lol that's funny Rendiew
[09:49] <Rjx> wait for it to grow into a plant....... then FUCK THE PLANT
[09:50] <Serena[T]> !
[09:50] <Serena[T]> what if it's a cactus?
[09:56] <Twin`> so, does anyone know when exactly david blaine lost his mind
[09:56] <Twin`> ?
[09:58] <Spidey`> .w 28215
[09:58] <Tubbee> Charlotte, NC (35.2°N/80.7°W, 198M); Last Updated: 12:56 PM EDT; Dew Point:
[10:02] <daze> about the time when reality magic became famous
[10:02] <daze> maybe
[10:05] <Twin`> this motherfucker plans to spend a week in a snowglobe full of saltwater
[10:07] * Efreeti is now known as Ifrit
[10:09] <Ifrit> calc 3565-47
[10:09] <pinkboa> - 3565 - 47 = 3518
[10:13] * blackchr_ is now known as blackchr
[10:17] <Serena[T]> Twin`, i thought that happened last week
[10:19] <Tarkaan> he was suspended over london in a glass box for a while a couple years back
[10:19] <Tarkaan> they threw cheeseburgers at him
[10:21] <Zera> gnight all
[10:27] <Twin`> url david blaine saltwater
[10:27] <pinkboa> - "david blaine saltwater": http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=1913098&page
[10:28] <The|Dude> i hope he degloves
[10:28] <daze> yeah he gonna hold his breath for 9 mintues
[10:28] <daze> OMG
[10:28] <daze> what a majjisian
[10:29] <Twin`> a what?
[10:31] <Twin`> serena: possibly
[10:31] <Twin`> it's somewhere between done and a day left
[10:31] <Serena[T]> i saw this on like good morning america last week
[10:31] <Twin`> as the news was posted may 2nd, and afaik there hasn't been a followup on wet
[10:31] <Serena[T]> lol
[10:31] <Serena[T]> perhaps he is
[10:32] <Serena[T]> i thought it was rather nuts
[10:32] <Serena[T]> just the pressure of the water must hurt after some time
[10:32] <Twin`> news thing said he had trouble sleeping because of it.
[10:32] <daze> or the sound stage you mean
[10:32] <c-rOCK> better than semen i assume
[10:32] <Twin`> "I would wake up and hold my breath for 48 minutes out of the course of every
[10:32] <Twin`> why is the current world record only 9?
[10:33] <c-rOCK> he took breaks
[10:33] <c-rOCK> retard
[10:33] <Serena[T]> yeah, not to mention the gear and stuff
[10:33] <c-rOCK> 48 mins out of the hour
[10:33] <c-rOCK> noit 48 min straight
[10:33] <daze> you guys actually buy in tho that shit
[10:33] <Serena[T]> i still don't quite understand it - i mean, brain damage must ensue at on
[10:33] <daze> into*
[10:34] <c-rOCK> whats there to buy into, hes inside water
[10:35] <daze> yeah and you always get what you see
[10:35] <Twin`> what i get in this case would be a man suspended in a globe of saltwater for
[10:35] <Twin`> which is what was advertised
[10:36] <jmx> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-recant07.html
[10:36] <daze> why doesnt he cut his balls off, do something impressive
[10:36] <c-rOCK> why does he anger you so
[10:36] <daze> because dude, the last good magician was copperfield
[10:36] <daze> i hate criss angel and david blaine
[10:36] <daze> nothing but showmans
[10:36] <c-rOCK> well then
[10:37] <c-rOCK> why dont you do better
[10:37] <daze> because illusions is boring to me
[10:37] <c-rOCK> obviously not
[10:37] <Serena[T]> in MO that's not illegal, i don't think - something about them being unde
[10:37] <c-rOCK> since youre all riled up
[10:37] <daze> oh?
[10:37] <daze> no no
[10:37] <Twin`> to me, the only thing copperfield really had to me
[10:37] <jmx> all magicians are showmen
[10:37] <daze> dont get me wrong, i actually dont care
[10:37] <Twin`> was that shit when he made the space shuttle disappear behind a fucking tarp
[10:37] <Twin`> -to me
[10:38] <c-rOCK> what color serenas panties are is more important to me
[10:38] <daze> which was explained w/ a rotating platform the audience was on
[10:38] <c-rOCK> but im not all FUCK DAVID BLANE
[10:38] * Serena[T] checks
[10:38] <Twin`> i concur
[10:38] <Rjx> all your mothers
[10:38] <DigDug> no, FUCK YOU
[10:38] <Twin`> i'm sorry how does a rotating platform explain that?
[10:39] <daze> while the station was on break the tarp that was hiding the shuttle was attach
[10:39] <DigDug> hello from wall street
[10:39] <daze> so slowly that the audience didnt even notice
[10:39] <The|Dude> thats the last time I sleep on my face
[10:40] <Serena[T]> hiya DigDug
[10:40] <c-rOCK> i dunno about you
[10:40] <DigDug> hi serena
[10:40] <c-rOCK> but id feel a platfrom roate
[10:40] <Twin`> dze: find a written explination
[10:40] <Twin`> +a
[10:40] <daze> uhm no?
[10:40] <c-rOCK> also we never got an answer on panty color
[10:40] <Twin`> cause this is making very little sense
[10:40] <c-rOCK> im guessing black
[10:40] <Twin`> orange maybe?
[10:40] <Serena[T]> why black c-rOCK ?
[10:40] <daze> http://www.google.com/search?q=copperfield+rotating+platform&start=0&ie=utf-8&
[10:40] <daze> find it your damn self
[10:40] <c-rOCK> because beautiful thats my favorite color
[10:41] <jmx> .link http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/05/07/likely_c
[10:41] <poopy> jmx - http://www.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2006/05/07/likely
[10:43] * Serena[T] notes this in her lil book
[10:43] <DigDug> copperfield won my respect when he fooled those muggers in florida
[10:43] <daze> my favorite color is stained
[10:43] <daze> word
[10:44] <Serena[T]> what happened in florida?
[10:44] <DigDug> everything else is staged with full control, which isn't that impressive
[10:44] <DigDug> Serena[T]: someone tried to mug him and he showed them empty pockets
[10:44] <daze> they told him to give up what was in his pockets and he hid his passport and m
[10:44] <daze> or id or somethin
[10:44] <Serena[T]> hmm
[10:44] <DigDug> although he didn't prevent his friends from getting mugged
[10:44] <Serena[T]> heh, what a jerk
[10:44] <c-rOCK> pussy ass magician cant make a gun appear
[10:45] <daze> or hold his breath for 9 minutes!
[10:47] <c-rOCK> i could hold my breath for 9 min if i was holdin in a bongrip
[10:47] <swight> no, it just feels like 9 minutes then
[10:48] <c-rOCK> i remember josh smoked weed smalltime before all his health shit
[10:48] <c-rOCK> and hed take little baby hits
[10:48] <c-rOCK> and hold it in forever
[10:48] <c-rOCK> till he almost passed out and shit
[10:48] <c-rOCK> thats dedication.
[10:48] <jmx> yo swight, you watch those doctor who episodes yet?
[10:49] <swight> hah nope, started to, but fell asleep
[10:49] <swight> not a commentary on the eps, just on me having to get up at 6am lately :)
[10:49] <c-rOCK> metric time
[10:50] <DigDug> man, i so don't feel like working
[10:50] <c-rOCK> who works on a sunday
[10:51] <swight> I'm gonna say DigDug. Just a guess.
[10:51] <c-rOCK> that was more of
[10:51] <c-rOCK> oh nevermind.
[10:51] <swight> hah
[10:51] <c-rOCK> fuck explaining it
[10:52] <DigDug> c-rOCK: someone who forgets to do something on friday and doesn't feel like
[10:52] <DigDug> i have to get this one crap done by monday
[10:52] <Serena[T]> be brave DigDug
[10:52] <c-rOCK> yeah i feel you busch series was on at 4:30 :x
[10:52] <DigDug> i work until 8pm
[10:52] <jmx> workaholics
[10:53] <TMH_> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8862804006330166435
[10:53] <TMH_> hey
[10:53] <c-rOCK> say the word and we'll be well upon our way.
[10:53] <TMH_> LAY THOSE BRICKS DOWN
[10:53] <TMH_> this is the last time I post this url
[10:53] <TMH_> I promise
[10:55] <Ifrit> mm
[10:55] <Ifrit> imagine real life tetris
[10:56] <Ifrit> got a couple of masons making a wall with special bricks that you hand to the
[10:58] <DigDug> rofl
[10:58] <DigDug> HANOVER, Pa. -- A 13-year-old Pennsylvania boy said his mother required him
[10:58] <DigDug> According to court documents, she'd been doing it since the boy was 11.
[10:58] <Rjx> old
[10:58] <daze> dammit pen
[10:58] <Serena[T]> man, my parents were never that cool
[10:58] <DigDug> yeah, i just approved it for gi frontpage, rjx
[10:59] <daze> gi has been back?
[10:59] <Rjx> why would you rat on your mom
[10:59] <Rjx> if she was giving you free pot
[10:59] <dekkon> http://www.yarukinoki.net/flash/pendulumeca/
[10:59] <dekkon> 309m is my record thus far
[10:59] <daze> was that why she was caught
[11:00] <daze> i got 201
[11:00] <Rjx> that's why i like animals, because they don't have war
[11:00] <Rjx> "what are you talking about, animals fight all the time"
[11:01] <Rjx> not with nuclear arms, you can't hug your children with nuclear arms
[11:01] <dekkon> you ever go on that internet?
[11:01] <dekkon> they got some cool stuff on the internet
[11:01] <DigDug> http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=ef108ac0-692c-4726-93e
[11:01] <Serena[T]> i keep getting negative scores in that one
[11:01] <DigDug> wow, that guy is hardcore
[11:01] <daze> check please!
[11:03] <dekkon> 1016m
[11:04] <jmx> DigDug my favorite part of that article
[11:04] <jmx> "He went for a short distance and turned around and bolted," said Staff Sgt. St
[11:04] <jmx> The officers ran after the driver but were unable to catch him.
[11:04] <DigDug> haha yes
[11:04] <jmx> canadian cops are lazy and pathetic
[11:04] <DigDug> if i ran into this guy i probably would not turn him
[11:04] <DigDug> in
[11:05] <DigDug> jmx: those were canadian cops, no?
[11:05] <DigDug> errr
[11:05] <DigDug> texan
[11:05] <The|Dude> 362m and then I took my mouse of the thing and couldn't click D:
[11:05] <jmx> "oh shit, he's running" "Dude, im not running"
[11:05] <jmx> wasnt it in penticton?
[11:05] <DigDug> no idea
[11:05] <jmx> On April 28, a member of Penticton's Citizens on Patrol called the RCMP after a
[11:05] <jmx> rcmp
[11:05] <jmx> canadian
[11:05] <DigDug> cops are just generally not that fit
[11:05] <jmx> so much for always getting their man
[11:06] <DigDug> they're more fit than 80% of people
[11:06] <jmx> guess its now they always get their man if he doesnt run away
[11:06] <DigDug> but if you take care of yourself reasonably, cops won't catch you
[11:06] <Rjx> i bet there's going to be a family guy episode where bonnie actually gives birt
[11:06] <Twin`> impossible
[11:06] <Twin`> speaking of which
[11:06] <Twin`> are cleveland and loretta divorced or....?
[11:06] <Twin`> i can't remember
[11:07] <dekkon> http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20060506-094810-6741r
[11:07] <dekkon> theyre onto you digdug
[11:08] <DigDug> on to *
[11:08] <DigDug> oh shit
[11:08] <daze> yeah clevelands been single afaik
[11:08] <DigDug> haha
[11:08] <DigDug> they arrested some other guy
[11:08] * DigDug flexes
[11:09] <DigDug> i win
[11:09] <DigDug> let's see if gi has picked it up yet
[11:09] <dekkon> .link http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/415268p-350951c.html kent
[11:09] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/415268p-350951c.html -
[11:09] <Rjx> holy water? where's that acid i ordered
[11:10] <wind`> http://www.explosm.net/movies/120/ haha
[11:11] <daze> http://hedonistica.com/yt.php?path=http://youtube.com/v/4dGFMlwBF8U star jones
[11:11] <DigDug> detaching
[11:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:16] <Tarkaan> you've never heard of the millenium falcon
[11:24] <Serena[T]> dekkon, is there an end to that game you posted?
[11:25] <daze> i doubt it
[11:25] <daze> you jus keep swinging
[11:25] <daze> like a monkey
[11:33] <Rjx_> smoke me a kipper
[11:33] <Rjx_> i'll be back for breakfast
[11:34] <daze> i want some okra
[11:35] <wind`> i just did some opinion pole over the phone
[11:35] <wind`> took me god damn 30 minutes
[11:35] <wind`> well took the guy
[11:35] <Ifrit> pole? poll?
[11:36] <swight> hahaha
[11:36] <swight> 30 mins eh? ya sore?
[11:36] <wind`> poll
[11:36] <wind`> my arm is
[11:36] <wind`> and my ear is hot
[11:37] <Ifrit> Mission:Impossible III = 6.7
[11:37] <wind`> MI3 - 7
[11:37] <Ifrit> saw it yesterday... was kinda funny
[11:37] <Tarkaan> http://jcollyo.t35.com/qa/asteroids.swf <-- this is less challenging i
[11:37] <Ifrit> third showing, and there were like 9-10 people
[11:37] <Ifrit> including us
[11:37] <Kalamazoo> i saw thank you for smoking
[11:38] <Kalamazoo> and i really liked it
[11:38] <daze> that movie looked good
[11:38] <Kalamazoo> i would recommend it
[11:39] <daze> lol that asteroids game is so lame
[11:40] <swight> sex is a lot less challenging if you don't move, but not near as fun
[11:41] <swight> man, it used to take arcade power to make that game work
[11:41] <wind`> mi3 was a lot more action packed then the older ones
[11:41] <The|Dude> I heard it wasn't as good though
[11:41] <wind`> well your mother isn't as good
[11:41] <wind`> but you know, i don't go rating her
[11:49] <D1> do people still say, "THE BOMB"?
[11:49] <swight> only in Iraq
[11:49] <D1> I haven't heard that expression since 1995
[11:49] <D1> haha
[11:49] <D1> like, "THIS IS DA BOMB!"
[11:49] <swight> RUUUUN!
[11:49] <The|Dude> some people just say "bomb"
[11:49] <The|Dude> like "How was your trip to California"
[11:49] <Rjx_> i said that about IBM deskstar harddrives
[11:49] <The|Dude> "It was bomb"
[11:50] <|silicon> Rjx
[11:50] <|silicon> what episode does bender say
[11:50] <|silicon> 'There's always hope'
[11:50] <|silicon> and he starts laughing
[11:50] <Rjx_> parasites lost? possibly
[11:50] <|silicon> yeah
[11:50] <|silicon> watching that one now
[11:56] <D1> I had the most random urge to download Marilyn Manson - Tourniquet
[11:57] <D1> haven't heard that in years
[11:58] <daze> http://www.mattradecic.com/uploader/uploads/217628.gif
[11:58] <daze> do you pronounce gif as giff or jiff?
[11:58] <D1> I say giff
[11:58] <daze> me too
[11:58] <D1> just kidding, I actually say, "G-I-F"
[11:59] <daze> i say more of a mix between the two
[11:59] <D1> I haven't said gif outloud since like 2001 when I actually had real world contac
[12:01] <Rjx_> i say giff
[12:01] <Rjx_> that's one of the few that i actually do that for though
[12:01] <Rjx_> jaypeg
[12:01] <Rjx_> out of habit
[12:01] <Rjx_> i bitch out people who say my-sequel
[12:01] <Rjx_> all the time
[12:02] * varius is now known as var
[12:02] <D1> one of my teachers called TCL/TK "TICKLE"
[12:03] <Rjx_> haha
[12:03] <Rjx_> i think most of the tcl folks do
[12:03] <D1> my linux class was retarded
[12:03] <D1> wow, gay. ;[
[12:03] <D1> ohhhhhh
[12:04] <Rjx_> i wonder if anyone pronounces php pitchpee
[12:04] <Rjx_> oh i also hate mIRC being called MURK
[12:04] <D1> and some dude kept calling it LIE-NUCKS
[12:04] <D1> man, that was annoying.
[12:04] <terminal> this old guy that i knew who kept asking me website questions would refer
[12:04] <Rjx_> D1: linus has recorded sound clips on the subject
[12:04] <D1> haha that sounds odd
[12:04] <Rjx_> to tell people how it is meant to be pronounced
[12:04] <Rjx_> point him in their direction
[12:05] <D1> I remember old redhat installs had a sound byte to test your sound card that'd t
[12:05] <terminal> haha
[12:06] <D1> I gotta admit, amarok is really pimpin'
[12:07] <D1> they have this new "mood analyzer" plugin that rates your music
[12:10] <daze> @D1] one of my teachers called TCL/TK "TICKLE"
[12:10] <daze> rofl
[12:12] <The|Dude> D1: how does Amarok compare to foobar2000?
[12:12] <daze> thats as bad as my teacher who reffered to the socs (socials) on The Outsiders
[12:12] <daze> which is pronounced soches
[12:13] <The|Dude> haha
[12:13] <Rjx_> like socks?
[12:13] <daze> yes
[12:13] <Rjx_> is that abnormal
[12:13] <daze> it was annoying hearing that while she was reading the book
[12:13] <Rjx_> oh
[12:14] <D1> The|Dude: http://amarok.kde.org/images/stories/albums/album03/party.sized.png
[12:15] <The|Dude> looks pretty rad
[12:16] <Rendiew> ONLY 2 HOURS OF WORK LEFT
[12:16] <daze> i wish the volume on my tv was normalized
[12:16] <wasted`> looks like itunes
[12:16] <daze> turning it from one game to another and i cant hear one and the other is super
[12:20] <Tarkaan> We built this city.
[12:21] <Tarkaan> We built this city on rock and roll built this city.
[12:21] <The|Dude> What a great son
[12:21] <The|Dude> g
[12:21] <Tarkaan> song?
[12:21] <The|Dude> I would say it's a song, yes
[12:24] <Tarkaan> that was a 'new style' sitcom joke
[12:25] <The|Dude> I guess I'd need to watch TV to get it
[12:25] <The|Dude> sorry
[12:25] <Tarkaan> oh, you're one of those.
[12:25] <The|Dude> no time to watch tv?
[12:26] <The|Dude> yeah thats me
[12:26] <Tarkaan> no time at all
[12:26] <Tarkaan> hm
[12:27] <The|Dude> I might watch some this summer, since I
[12:28] <The|Dude> 'll be out of school for a while
[12:34] <Twin`> hm
[12:34] <Tarkaan> yeah I was thinking that
[12:34] <Twin`> looks like beatmania IIDX is finally rolling in the states.
[12:34] <Twin`> except they dropped the IIDX from the name
[12:34] <Tarkaan> I'm thinking oven ribs
[12:35] <Tarkaan> gotta look it up in my mom's recipe book
[12:39] <Ifrit> calc 17.95 usd in nok
[12:39] <pinkboa> - 17.95 U.S. dollars = 109.771162 Norwegian kroner
[12:41] <Tarkaan> oh sweet, my old gramma's beef/potato/cabbage casserole.
[12:44] <Twin`> cabbage?
[12:45] <Tarkaan> she's all about cabbage
[12:45] <Tarkaan> *was
[12:45] <Ifrit> oooh
[12:45] <sxh> ugh
[12:45] <sxh> anyone have the eurasia release of super puzzle fighter 2 for the dc
[12:45] <sxh> i am missing ONE block of data
[12:45] <sxh> on this fucking torrent
[12:46] <sxh> one single fucking block
[12:46] <sxh> and there are no seeds
[12:46] <sxh> and also
[12:46] <sxh> if i find out any of you are playing bemani games
[12:46] <sxh> you will be summarily executed
[12:46] <Tarkaan> apparently I need to add chopped onion and ketchup to the burger so it tast
[12:47] <Twin`> sxh: i am guilty as charged on several fronts
[12:47] <sxh> i think we already established that you're a fag
[12:47] <sxh> and i don't need to kill you
[12:47] <sxh> you are not worth my time
[12:47] <Twin`> not sure why anything other than ddr would make me gay
[12:48] <sxh> waving your hands around like an idiot
[12:48] <Twin`> well
[12:48] <sxh> sweating
[12:48] <Twin`> that and para para
[12:48] <sxh> and making arcades smell stank
[12:48] <Twin`> but bemani extends past two games
[12:48] <sxh> fuck you bemani losers
[12:48] <sxh> not only that but the loud retard music reverberates through small arcades
[12:48] <sxh> so not only do i have to smell you
[12:48] <Tarkaan> sucking another guy's cock is usually what tips me off
[12:48] <sxh> i have to listen to your fucking stupid game
[12:48] <sxh> and your stomping on the keys
[12:49] <sxh> and whatever else you're doing
[12:49] <sxh> especialy on parapara
[12:49] <Twin`> it's an arcade.
[12:49] <Twin`> you are going to hear other games reguardless.
[12:49] <sxh> i shouldn't be paying 25 cents per credit to smell you
[12:49] <sxh> and your game DROWNS out
[12:49] <sxh> others
[12:49] <sxh> because it has a huge ass sound system
[12:49] <sxh> i think you can be a little more objective
[12:49] <Tarkaan> haha
[12:50] <sxh> and realize that arcade cabinets have
[12:50] <sxh> small speakes
[12:50] <Tarkaan> :(
[12:50] <Tarkaan> I thought you did that to make a point
[12:50] <Twin`> amazing how the ddr machine can be right next to the tekken 5 and mvc2 machin
[12:50] <sxh> ddr cabinets have HUGE SPEAKERS
[12:50] <sxh> and subs
[12:50] <sxh> maybe while you're not playing
[12:50] <sxh> and not STOMPING
[12:51] <sxh> maybe you can take a break and put some fucking anti-perspirant on
[12:51] <Twin`> nope, while someone is playing.
[12:51] <sxh> and maybe take a shower before playing anymore
[12:51] <Twin`> maybe your arcades set them extra loud or some shit
[12:51] <sxh> i also think that you play so much bemani that you tune out the music
[12:51] <Tarkaan> for like .. a year after DDR came out I thought it was a joke, then I saw
[12:51] <Twin`> i dunno
[12:51] <daze> so you guys like the new rhcp album?
[12:51] <sxh> because you've heard it so many goddamn times
[12:51] <sxh> to memorize the songs
[12:51] <sxh> and your brain reaches out towards other sounds
[12:51] <Twin`> nah.
[12:52] <Twin`> doesn't happen.
[12:52] <sxh> oh really?
[12:52] <sxh> which is why people gradually become accustomed to alarm clocks
[12:52] <sxh> and sleep right through them
[12:52] <sxh> or are able to tune out other people's conversation
[12:52] <sxh> this happens at a subconscious level
[12:53] <sxh> and when you play BEMANI
[12:53] <sxh> which pretty much relies on your ability to match audio cues with physical move
[12:53] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia bemani
[12:53] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia bemani": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bemani
[12:53] <sxh> you're really just looking for whatever cues you have set up for yourself
[12:53] <sxh> and listening outside the ddr music
[12:53] <Twin`> but people have a consious understanding of what song they are listening to.
[12:53] <Tarkaan> oh, a "music-based game"
[12:53] <sxh> it doesn't mean you can't tune it out
[12:53] <Twin`> it doesn't happen
[12:53] <sxh> and listen to other shit
[12:54] <sxh> while you play
[12:54] <Twin`> seeing as how 90% of the time, the song IS the cue, it's counterproductive to
[12:54] <sxh> you must be full of shit to even suggest that you cannot tune out sound informa
[12:54] <sxh> when you play a song so many times
[12:54] <Twin`> i am not claiming that in general, i am saying in this situation
[12:54] <sxh> like most ddr players do
[12:54] <Twin`> it doesn't happen
[12:54] <sxh> a lot of it isn't the song
[12:54] <sxh> it's memory
[12:54] <sxh> and muscle memory
[12:55] <sxh> plus lining up the arrows
[12:55] <sxh> the song itself has NOTHING TO DO with the pattern
[12:55] * Wabbit98 is now known as Tetsuo
[12:55] <sxh> you must be insane to even suggest that the song represents in any way what mov
[12:55] <sxh> as they are ALL ARBITRARY
[12:56] * Tetsuo is now known as Wabbit98
[12:56] <Rjx_> not insane, just stupid
[12:56] <sxh> you're also telling me that a game cabinet with 12" subs
[12:56] <sxh> designed to play music really loud
[12:57] <sxh> can't drown out some 4" midrange shit
[12:57] <sxh> on a fighter cabinet
[12:57] <sxh> i don't know man
[12:57] <sxh> i have to call you out on being full of shit
[12:57] <sxh> and it reinforces my belief that anyone who plays bemani games is an idiot
[12:57] <Twin`> i'll take audio next time i go
[12:57] <sxh> probably fat
[12:57] <sxh> and sweats a lot
[12:58] <sxh> it's just absurd how you're telling me this like it's 100% factual
[12:58] <Kalamazoo> when does the davinci code come out ?
[12:58] <sxh> "yeah man i play ddr all the time and can hardly listen because of marvel"
[12:59] <Twin`> what the fuck, i did not say that
[12:59] <sxh> and then in the same breath say that "the song is the cue"
[12:59] <sxh> when you're clearly not listening to it
[12:59] <sxh> and listening to the sounds of fucking marvel
[12:59] <sxh> a cabinet with WEAK sound
[13:00] <sxh> if you can still hear a marvel cabinet through the blaring din of bemani
[13:00] <sxh> ESPECIALLY parapara paradise
[13:00] <Tarkaan> Kalamazoo, isn't it May 15?
[13:00] <sxh> you're 1) not listening or 2) bemani is broken
[13:01] <sxh> i play in an arcade where ddr is right next to both sniper scope and guilty gea
[13:01] <sxh> games with solid sound
[13:01] <sxh> and ddr 3rd mix... an OLD machine
[13:01] <sxh> drowns it out
[13:01] <sxh> with its big subs and woofers
[13:02] <sxh> i smell you bemani fucks all the time
[13:02] <sxh> and usually leave the damn arcade
[13:02] <Tarkaan> you talk about the smell
[13:02] <Tarkaan> what does it smell like
[13:02] <Tarkaan> like BO?
[13:02] <sxh> like SWEAT
[13:02] <sxh> what do you think it smells like
[13:02] <Tarkaan> oh nasty
[13:02] <sxh> you're moving around your whole body on a pad
[13:02] <Tarkaan> the fuck would you put that in an arcade for?
[13:02] <sxh> fast
[13:03] <Tarkaan> it's offensive to three of five senses.
[13:03] <Twin`> ddr is really the only bemani game that requires any real strain
[13:03] <Twin`> pop'n music would come in a close second
[13:04] <Twin`> i've never seen para para as something that would make you sweat, other than
[13:08] <sxh> parapara makes you sweat if you play it for style
[13:08] <sxh> i've seen some asian doods try to be all k-fed
[13:08] <sxh> and walk off the machine dripping
[13:08] <sxh> and you know what
[13:08] <sxh> even fucking k-fed is cooler than they are
[13:09] <Twin`> oh, fuck that
[13:09] <ohnedich> mario ,a ninja !
[13:09] <ohnedich> nah
[13:10] <ohnedich> ...
[13:12] <Twin`> only thing i could suggest would be to ask management to turn the volume on t
[13:12] <Twin`> as it should be a criminal offense to not be able to hear Guilty Gear
[13:15] <swight> anyone ever come across a way to trace dns propegation throughout the world?
[13:15] <swight> propagation
[13:16] <daze> why for?
[13:16] <daze> your domain taking too long to kick in?
[13:16] <swight> no, just curious
[13:16] <Twin`> seems like something that could be interesting to watch
[13:16] <pinkboa> i like string
[13:16] <swight> agreed
[13:17] <Twin`> have a map that draws points as it propogates.
[13:17] <swight> although "propagation" is a bit of a misnomer. As they all check with the r
[13:17] <swight> well, except for the roots, which update from each other.
[13:18] <swight> ...I think
[13:26] <Thuryn> and they only check with the root when the name is requested
[13:26] <Thuryn> but basically, dns does not propogate. dns has caches which age out.
[13:27] <Thuryn> so there's not really a good way to know which servers have your info cached
[13:37] * _Ifrit is now known as Ifrit
[13:42] <|silicon> cherry, cherry, mule
[13:42] <|silicon> damn
[13:44] <swight> <pulls out envelope, opens it> What is |silicon sex life thus far?
[13:44] <Twin`> url imdb Scott McNeil
[13:44] <pinkboa> - "imdb Scott McNeil": http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0573926/
[13:44] <|silicon> haha
[13:45] <metric_> ok
[13:46] <metric_> how much cock would someone need to suck to get this ?
[13:46] <metric_> http://digitaltigers.com/zenview-commandcenterelite.shtml
[13:46] <metric_> hypothetically speaking
[13:46] <|silicon> that's a LOT of cock
[13:46] <|silicon> like man train of cock
[13:46] <Thuryn> miles
[13:46] <Twin`> i like half want one of those
[13:47] <metric_> hmmm
[13:47] <swight> I wish the borders were smaller, but, nice.
[13:47] <|silicon> that's 10 fat chicks at a $1000.00 a peice
[13:47] <metric_> if its going to be miles of cock i`d want a video wall
[13:48] <Twin`> swight: thats what i was thinking
[13:50] <metric_> http://www.displaywall.co.uk/BBC%20Monitoring%20Case%20Study.pdf
[13:51] <metric_> that i would suck off half an african refugee camp to own
[13:51] <soapy`> the bbc?
[13:51] <metric_> no the video walls they have
[13:51] <metric_> :P
[13:52] <soapy`> hell I'd take the bbc, I bet they would throw in the walls
[13:52] <Twin`> i'd go with teh bbc
[13:52] <niceboixo> hi all
[13:53] <Twin`> cause i mean
[13:53] <Twin`> owning the bbc and all
[13:53] <Twin`> you could by like 90 video walls
[13:53] <soapy`> having the power to show millions of people naked jello wrestling
[13:53] <metric_> but i could only see 4 walls at once
[13:53] <swight> http://digg.com/technology/http:_www.newvoyagenews.com_story_165_
[13:53] <metric_> god, 4 video walls .... *drewls*
[13:54] <Twin`> four?
[13:54] <metric_> one for each wall of the room :)
[13:54] <Twin`> what? you got eyes in the back of your head or something?
[13:54] <soapy`> a video floor would be awesome
[13:54] <metric_> put the cctv on the wall behind you, just turn round when our paranoid
[13:54] <soapy`> I'd lay on it, maybe drool a bit
[14:02] * jeshax is now known as jestuh
[14:06] <terminal> w kcgc
[14:06] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 5:
[14:06] <daze> w2
[14:06] <poopy> daze temp 85F/29C; wind SE 14mph/22kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 6:3
[14:07] <daze> out of curiousty how does it know where im at?... does it remember?
[14:08] <Twin`> i think so
[14:14] <jestuh> might be old: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/04/20060428-10.ht
[14:16] <Rjx_> !olene
[14:16] * wind` you leave, and i'll kill myself
[14:16] <Rjx_> bbl
[14:16] * pinkboa grabs Rjx_
[14:16] <pinkboa> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[14:16] <Rjx_> !olene
[14:16] * wind` this jelly doesn’t taste like strawberry
[14:16] <Rjx_> !olene
[14:16] * wind` you leave, and i'll kill myself
[14:16] <Rjx_> !olene
[14:16] * wind` gets back to her coding
[14:17] <swight> !olene
[14:17] * wind` gets back to her coding
[14:17] <swight> I think that was my first op trigger.
[14:17] <swight> !oh
[14:17] <kitchen> OHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN BITCH!
[14:17] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:17] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[14:17] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[14:18] <Rjx_> zing
[14:18] <Rjx_> !liljon
[14:18] <wind`> aww skeet skeet skeet
[14:18] <Rjx_> !words
[14:18] <swight> !commercial
[14:18] <pinkboa> If Geico were a food group, we would be the vegetables and not the meat. Le
[14:19] <jestuh> !y2k
[14:19] <pinkboa> "It will be discovered that chicken soup does not stop colds, except for co
[14:21] <Tarkaan> what happened to JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[14:22] <Thuryn> i ate them
[14:22] <Thuryn> tasted like chicken
[14:25] <t3h-gr1m> Your mom tastes like---ah, forget it, I waited too long. ;_;
[14:26] <Rjx_> tuna?
[14:26] <|silicon> I just removed all my ex's shell accounts
[14:26] <|silicon> e-mail
[14:26] <|silicon> everything is gone
[14:27] <swight> now THAT'S closure.
[14:27] <jestuh> the last chapter is closed
[14:27] <jestuh> haha ^5
[14:27] <|silicon> :)
[14:27] <|silicon> parted all my bots from her channel
[14:27] <|silicon> killed her bnc
[14:27] <The|Dude> Man, water is the best drink ever sometimes
[14:27] <Rjx_> that seems a little vindictive
[14:27] <The|Dude> cold, crisp, delicious water
[14:27] <|silicon> she was living with me rent free
[14:28] <|silicon> the day after Valentines day
[14:28] <|silicon> she moved out
[14:28] <|silicon> telling me I am too negative
[14:28] <|silicon> I 'meant the world to her'
[14:28] <|silicon> like 2 days before that
[14:28] <Rjx_> well then you're not creative enough
[14:28] <Rjx_> should've taken the channel
[14:29] <|silicon> nah
[14:29] <|silicon> with no bots
[14:29] <Rjx_> posessed her through the bnc
[14:29] <|silicon> it won't matter
[14:29] <Rjx_> figlet it up
[14:29] <|silicon> I bought her a domain
[14:29] <Rjx_> my ex-girlfriends think i'm a crazed psychopath
[14:29] <Rjx_> so they tend to stay out of my way
[14:30] <|silicon> she thinks she can use me all she wants
[14:30] <|silicon> guess not ;)
[14:30] <|silicon> felt good
[14:31] <Rjx_> i've forgotten how witty red dwarf is
[14:31] <|silicon> it's a good show
[14:34] <swight> "suprnova.org" is for sale 78k visitors/month still
[14:34] <Rjx_> a month?
[14:34] <Rjx_> so under 3k a day
[14:34] <swight> yah, but its been dead for .. how long now?
[14:35] <jestuh> where is the sale?
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> so i was at a job interview today
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> and the guy starts handing out the drug test cups
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> and this one dude is like.. are you serious?
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> and he pulls out his phone
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> and i hear him say "you bastards.."
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> "i told you not to put that in my drink"
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> and apparently his friends thought it would be funny to give
[14:35] <jestuh> <barabas> needless to say, he didn't get the job..
[14:35] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:35] <swight> http://www.sedo.com/search/details.php4?domain=suprnova.org&partnerid=14460&
[14:35] <Wabbit98> kill
[14:35] <Rjx_> ecstasy roofie?
[14:35] <Rjx_> kill
[14:35] <swight> kill
[14:36] <jestuh> i hate when they don't list an expectation
[14:36] <jestuh> ;[
[14:36] <swight> Unfortunately your offer was too low and has been rejected! Please enter an
[14:36] <Ifrit> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Blowtorching_goggles_and_helmet
[14:36] <Ifrit> They do NOTHING
[14:37] <jestuh> ah thx swight
[14:37] <swight> so it ain't cheap jes :)
[14:37] <jestuh> ya
[14:37] <Ifrit> good night
[14:37] <jestuh> they prolly make a couple hundred a day from the sedo links
[14:37] <Rjx_> i doubt it
[14:38] <Rjx_> it's pirate traffic
[14:38] <swight> of course, when I first said $50 is said min $60, then I said $60, and said
[14:38] <Rjx_> lowest profitability
[14:38] <jestuh> just click money though
[14:38] <jestuh> never underestimate people clicking
[14:38] <Rjx_> ah i guess
[14:38] <jestuh> and sedo converts very well
[14:38] <swight> true, geek traffic is the worst traffic EVAR
[14:38] <Rjx_> where is the warez??????
[14:38] <jestuh> haha
[14:38] <Rjx_> geek traffic is good
[14:38] <Rjx_> hell it brought slashdot insane amounts
[14:38] <Rjx_> $25 CPM
[14:38] <Rjx_> digg traffic sucks though
[14:38] <swight> that also brings general purpose visitors too
[14:38] <jestuh> [KKK]: Yo Guys, Guess what i hate??
[14:39] <jestuh> [Gandalf The White]: erm...
[14:39] <jestuh> [Blackness]: ...
[14:39] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:39] <Wabbit98> kill
[14:39] <swight> kill
[14:39] <Rjx_> haha
[14:42] <Thuryn> kill (funny tho)
[14:45] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[14:45] <t3h-gr1m> but yeah, kill
[14:48] <jestuh> sup grim
[14:48] <jestuh> yeah germans were the only place with trains on time
[14:48] <sxh> haha
[14:48] <jestuh> almost every other city didn't even have synced clocks
[14:48] <jestuh> we'd be running late for a train
[14:48] <jestuh> and 4 clocks you could see were all different
[14:48] <jestuh> and we'd be like :|
[14:49] <sxh> tell the truf, nigga
[14:49] <sxh> bin laden didn't blow up the projects; it was you nigga, tell the truf nigga.
[14:49] <sxh> (bush brought down the towerzZzZz)
[14:49] <jestuh> haha wtf?
[14:49] <sxh> immortal technique
[14:50] <jestuh> ah of course
[14:50] <Badtzmaru> immortal technique is to evil what care bares are to gay and sappy
[14:50] <sxh> i love this shit
[14:50] <Badtzmaru> his freestyle stuff is just insane
[14:50] <sxh> it's so not intended to be comedy
[14:50] <jestuh> haha badtz
[14:50] <sxh> but just how he raps
[14:50] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[14:50] <sxh> all about politics
[14:51] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[14:51] <jestuh> <JavaGeek> ah, is it ethical to be the defense attorney of a confessed
[14:51] <jestuh> <cheeser> everyone's entitled to a defense...
[14:51] <jestuh> <JavaGeek> cheeser: tell that to the Broncos
[14:51] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:52] <Wabbit98> kill
[14:52] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[14:52] <Thuryn> kill
[14:52] <Thuryn> lame setup
[14:53] <poopy> jestuh just approved 4, and killed 96
[15:00] <Rjx_> WHAT?!
[15:00] <jestuh> i had a 7 and a 6 the other day ;[
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> I love it when you diss someone.
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> And they're all like "my mum is dead"
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> And you can be like "I know I fucked her too hard"
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> And they don't know wtf to say.
[15:01] <jestuh> <The_Orichalcon> I don't think I can know you anymore, Jato
[15:01] <jestuh> -------------
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> TO, I'm going to sumbit that to bash.
[15:01] <jestuh> <The_Orichalcon> why?
[15:01] <jestuh> <The_Orichalcon> it won't get through
[15:01] <jestuh> <Jato> Have hope.
[15:01] <jestuh> <The_Orichalcon> they only let through stuff that doesn't make sense n
[15:01] <jestuh> hahaha
[15:03] <Kalamazoo> lol
[15:04] <|silicon> Well, there's always hope!
[15:04] <|silicon> HAHAHAHAHHAA
[15:04] <jestuh> lol
[15:06] <poopy> jestuh just approved 3, and killed 97
[15:06] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[15:07] <Rjx> yeah but we can always build more killbots
[15:08] <|silicon> Fear of the bot planet
[15:08] <|silicon> I need to find that part
[15:08] <|silicon> :/
[15:09] <jestuh> <Mark>: Funny tech call of the night
[15:09] <jestuh> <Mark>: He says "Y'all don't sound like you're from around here"
[15:09] <jestuh> <Stranger38>: And?
[15:09] <jestuh> <Mark>: I asked him if it was the accent or the big words I was using
[15:09] <jestuh> <Stranger38>: You're gonna get fired.
[15:09] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:10] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[15:10] <timmo> k
[15:10] <t3h-gr1m> approve
[15:10] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:10] <Rjx> oh man
[15:11] <Rjx> i've been looking for this for like
[15:11] <Rjx> months
[15:11] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/brain.jpg
[15:11] <jestuh> ?
[15:11] <Kalamazoo> haha
[15:11] <Kalamazoo> i still to this day cant find this one picture
[15:11] <jestuh> hahahaha
[15:11] <jestuh> rjx: next time you lose it ask me to check my archive
[15:11] <Kalamazoo> where at the lotr premiere, someone showed the guys that played merry and
[15:11] <Rjx> it was originally posted in an SA thread i think
[15:11] <Rjx> and i haven't been able to find it
[15:11] <jestuh> it is now stored for eternity
[15:11] <Kalamazoo> and they have the most shocked look on their faces
[15:12] <Rjx> and just now someone posted it on tmbo
[15:12] <Rjx> and i left a comment saying "voted up regardless of image age, you are my hero"
[15:12] <jestuh> hahaha ya Kalamazoo i have that one saved somewhere
[15:12] <jestuh> remind me next week when i go home
[15:12] <Rjx> jestuh: we should create an online archive for web images at some point
[15:13] <Rjx> as a non-profit project
[15:13] <jestuh> i literally save every image i've ever viewed
[15:13] <jestuh> couple gigs ;[
[15:13] <Rjx> yeah i'm getting to that
[15:13] <jestuh> over 300k files
[15:13] <Rjx> i started upping some of my stuff a few days ago
[15:13] <jestuh> fragmented hd like whoa
[15:13] <Rjx> i've used up 2GB of traffic so far from my dh account
[15:13] <Rjx> thanks to that
[15:13] <Kalamazoo> thanks jest
[15:13] <metric> jestuh, you seem more left wing tonight
[15:14] <jestuh> haha how so metric?
[15:14] <jestuh> nick?
[15:14] <metric> less hitler in your name perhaps
[15:14] <jestuh> yeah i'd rather not get sued ;[
[15:14] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[15:14] <t3h-gr1m> less hitler in your name
[15:14] <jestuh> hahah ya
[15:14] <metric> lol, by hirlet inc
[15:14] * metric dies
[15:14] <jestuh> hitler will always be in my heart though
[15:14] <jestuh> <3
[15:14] <metric> <88
[15:15] <metric> hmm family is now going sleep, gonna go watch pr0n
[15:15] * metric wanders off
[15:16] * Rjx__ is now known as Rjx
[15:16] <Rjx_> that's some awesome lag
[15:16] <Rjx_> i saw myself disconnecting
[15:16] <Rjx_> to reconnect
[15:16] <jestuh> haha
[15:16] <Rjx_> when i'd already reconnected
[15:16] <Rjx_> like WHOA
[15:17] <jestuh> <elitehaxor> yesterday, i was playin fable and then it started laggin
[15:17] <jestuh> <speakerhead> ya, when you can out endure your xbox you know you rock!
[15:17] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:17] <Kalamazoo> kill
[15:17] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:18] <poopy> jestuh just approved 2, and killed 98
[15:18] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/mine/newinternet.gif
[15:18] <Rjx> i doubt any of you folks remember that
[15:18] <Rjx> when i accidentally connected into a different internet
[15:18] <jestuh> wow a quote from last set is soaring up the charts
[15:19] <jestuh> haha i remember that
[15:19] <terminal> Rjx: how did you manage that
[15:20] <Rjx> still no real idea
[15:20] <jestuh> prolly just a default site for some proxy blocker
[15:20] <Rjx> that isn't the only time it has happened
[15:20] <Rjx> i'm convinced there's some sort of conspiracy
[15:20] <Rjx> the other time it happened everything was in french
[15:21] <jestuh> haha
[15:22] <timmo> ugliest browser ever
[15:22] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/mine/macro.jpg
[15:22] <Rjx> me and sara concieved that image while stoned
[15:22] <Rjx> looking at the photo hanging over her door
[15:22] <Rjx> isn't quite as funny now
[15:23] <jestuh> hippies
[15:23] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/mine/train.jpg
[15:24] <Thuryn> hahaha
[15:24] <timmo> http://cgi-this.com/pictures/SA/IMG_5267_650.jpg
[15:24] <jestuh> who are the bitches?
[15:24] <daze> link avalanch!!
[15:24] <jestuh> haha ya timmo <3
[15:25] <daze> what happens on 6.6.06
[15:25] <daze> some release date?
[15:25] <Rjx> jestuh: you've never seen the original?
[15:25] <jestuh> that is specifically for The Omen
[15:25] <Rjx> http://www.lessthan3.com/u/josh/
[15:25] <Rjx> semi-famous web image
[15:25] <Rjx> josh's hero
[15:25] <timmo> ya its a billboard for the omen
[15:25] <jestuh> yeah i know the orig of the dude, wondering who the girls are
[15:25] <jestuh> gonna be lots of good 6/6/6 parties
[15:25] <Rjx> http://www.lessthan3.com/u/josh/wtfdude.jpg
[15:25] <timmo> the girls are no one
[15:26] <jestuh> ahh
[15:26] <timmo> random interweb picture
[15:26] <jestuh> thought it might be sara
[15:26] <jestuh> that guy rocks
[15:26] <Rjx> smiling man at the back
[15:26] <Rjx> yeah
[15:26] <Rjx> he needs to be put into historical photos
[15:26] <jestuh> i think he's a founding father of this great country
[15:26] <Rjx> http://www.geocities.com/rjx6666/hitler.jpg
[15:26] <Rjx> ;[
[15:27] <jestuh> haha
[15:27] <timmo> http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2220/image0015hu.jpg -this is what happens i
[15:28] <timmo> http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8595/image0028md.jpg
[15:28] <timmo> http://michaellavine.com/mlphoto/blaine/index.html
[15:28] <Rjx> i thought it was pretty funny when he was in that cage in london
[15:28] <Rjx> people kept throwing shit at him
[15:28] <jestuh> <dodgo^> one time i was browsing wiki, ending up on a list of sexual f
[15:28] <jestuh> <dstrek> s/browsing/studying; s/ending up on/starting with; s/everythi
[15:28] <jestuh> <dodgo^> :(
[15:28] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:28] <Rjx> some guy even dangled mcdonalds food from an RC helicopter
[15:28] <Rjx> and flew it around his box
[15:29] <jestuh> blaine is out?!
[15:29] <jestuh> i missed the news
[15:29] <timmo> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4979700.stm
[15:29] <timmo> not out
[15:29] <timmo> yet
[15:29] <jestuh> how do they have a hand pic?
[15:29] <timmo> monday
[15:29] <timmo> because his hand is out
[15:29] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:29] * varius is now known as var
[15:29] <timmo> as in he put his hand out of the water
[15:29] <jestuh> also conan has a giant stuffed whale like 20 feet away from blaine
[15:29] <Rjx> jestuh: kill
[15:30] <jestuh> that is staying out of water for a week
[15:30] <jestuh> rofl
[15:30] <Rjx> i got as far as <dodgo^> one time i was browsing wiki
[15:30] <Rjx> and made up my mind
[15:30] <terminal> http://michaellavine.com/mlphoto/blaine/pictures/picture-52.jpg
[15:30] <terminal> is he lacking a belly button?
[15:30] <Rjx> wikipedia you stupid fucks
[15:30] <Rjx> not wiki
[15:30] <Rjx> wikipedia
[15:30] <Thuryn> heh
[15:30] <Thuryn> my boss said "wiki" the other day
[15:30] <Rjx> i hope you punched him
[15:30] <Rjx> in the mouth
[15:30] <Thuryn> my boss's boss, actually
[15:30] <Rjx> with the fist of sensibility
[15:30] <Thuryn> her. no.
[15:30] <Serena[T]> fist of sensibility?
[15:30] <Serena[T]> lol
[15:30] <timmo> i wonder if his skin will fall off
[15:31] <|silicon> hermes: "That's not a cigar. Uh... and it's not mine."
[15:31] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[15:31] <swight> My new Best of the Best photo collection: http://www.flickr.com/photos/83686
[15:31] <Rjx> bender should not be allowed on tv
[15:31] <jestuh> worse hand pic http://michaellavine.com/mlphoto/blaine/large-46.html
[15:32] <terminal> sick
[15:32] <Serena[T]> so he made it out alive?
[15:32] <jestuh> nice swight
[15:32] <jestuh> nah serena not yet
[15:32] <jestuh> just puts his hands out for doctors it seems
[15:32] <Serena[T]> huh
[15:32] <timmo> ZOMBIE HANDS
[15:32] <Serena[T]> scary man
[15:32] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure david blaine has no wang left
[15:33] <Rjx> the guy was in subzero temperatures for 3 days
[15:33] <Rjx> now underwater for 7
[15:33] <timmo> the wang should be fine
[15:33] <Rjx> that has to cause permanent shrinkage
[15:33] <timmo> the testicles though
[15:33] <timmo> should not be working
[15:34] <Thuryn> HERE'S a throwback: i just found a floppy amidst the pile of debris here in
[15:34] <Thuryn> (c) 1994
[15:34] <Rjx> url don't copy that floppy
[15:34] <pinkboa> - "don't copy that floppy": http://netilium.org/~mad/dctf/
[15:34] <Thuryn> heh. are you kidding? FORMAT
[15:34] <jestuh> haha
[15:35] <Rjx> didn't you listen to the dancing black man?!
[15:35] <Rjx> don't copy that floppy
[15:35] <Thuryn> i'm afraid to do it without a powerful magnet, though.
[15:35] <Thuryn> it might own my linux box
[15:35] <jestuh> <ManicV> i'm saying you're racist
[15:35] <jestuh> <ManicV> and a child molester
[15:35] <jestuh> <eco|w> You're just jealous of my ability to multitask.
[15:35] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:35] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:35] <Serena[T]> hehe
[15:35] <Thuryn> approve
[15:36] <jestuh> more votezzzzzz
[15:36] <|silicon> hmmm
[15:36] <Serena[T]> i wish i could control the tv guide channel
[15:36] <|silicon> it is funny
[15:36] <Serena[T]> i don't know jes.. i'm waffling on it
[15:36] <|silicon> but I didn't laugh
[15:36] <|silicon> kill
[15:36] <jestuh> approving
[15:36] <Rjx> i like the halo party quote
[15:36] <jestuh> ;]
[15:37] <Rjx> actually a bunch of the new ones are pretty good
[15:37] <jestuh> yeah surprisingly
[15:37] <terminal> wtf
[15:37] <terminal> dreamhost has a $50 set up fee?
[15:37] <Rjx> if you go for the shortest plan
[15:37] <timmo> if you get one of those coupons
[15:37] <terminal> gross.
[15:37] <timmo> that wave that
[15:37] <jestuh> i did 2 years prepay
[15:37] <jestuh> best plan ever
[15:37] <Rjx> i did 1 year
[15:37] <terminal> hmm
[15:37] <timmo> then youre good
[15:38] <Rjx> which i think is coming to a close in 2 months or so
[15:38] <Rjx> i will be renewing
[15:38] <jestuh> terminal i can hook you up with some coupon action if you don't have a refer
[15:39] <Rjx> what
[15:39] <terminal> it's for a friend
[15:39] <Rjx> don't you dare
[15:39] <Rjx> ;[
[15:39] <terminal> but yes, hook him up if you can
[15:39] <Rjx> i already have one sorted out
[15:39] <jestuh> aight i'll give him $50 off
[15:39] <jestuh> if it'll let me
[15:39] <jestuh> hold up
[15:39] <Rjx> Use promo code CAFFEINATE for $30 discount on a yearly plan!
[15:40] <Serena[T]> ok, this is one of the dumbest movies ever
[15:40] <Wabbit98> what is the movie Serena[T] ?
[15:40] <Serena[T]> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099969/
[15:41] <Serena[T]> and i tend to like obscure movies.. but that one just sucks
[15:41] <Thuryn> that reminds me... i want to watch the original Poseidon Adventure before g
[15:41] * Serena[T] hides the dvd
[15:41] * Serena[T] whistles innocently
[15:41] <Wabbit98> why even bother to see the new Poseidon?
[15:42] <Thuryn> partly as a comparison, but partly because it's a cool story
[15:45] * live is 22.680349 years old
[15:45] <live> its my brothers 21st birthday today, he is drinking heavily while on anti-depr
[15:46] <Thuryn> maybe he should forgo the traditional 21st bash in favor of living long enou
[15:46] <Rjx> he's more likely to fall asleep
[15:46] <live> ok, good
[15:46] <Rjx> that's what the two tend to do in combination
[15:46] <live> i'll take your word for it
[15:46] <Rjx> i wouldn't
[15:46] <Rjx> he shouldn't risk it where possible
[15:47] <timmo> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/06/guy_learned_to_sing_.html
[15:47] <Rjx> do you know which antidepressant it is
[15:47] <jestuh> he should die for being so stupid
[15:48] <jestuh> <ewan> todays task is to get quake3 running on the video wall
[15:48] <jestuh> <ewan> man, my job is hard.
[15:48] <jestuh> <_sardywo_> ewan: what do you do for a living ?
[15:48] <jestuh> <ewan> _sardywo_: its kind of classified. I do unnatural, unspeakable
[15:48] <jestuh> <m1> ewan: i bet you say that to all the girls
[15:48] <jestuh> <Nargler> only the dirty graphic ones ;)
[15:48] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:48] <Rjx> http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1481.html
[15:48] <timmo> http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/stairway/stairway.html
[15:49] <Thuryn> jestuh, i don't get it
[15:49] <jestuh> opengl == graphics rendering shizzle
[15:49] <jestuh> dirty GRAPHIC ones
[15:49] <Thuryn> okay, approve then
[15:49] <swight> http://gadgets.fosfor.se/gadgets-now-and-then-part-1/
[15:49] <jestuh> it's a fofofofo
[15:49] <Thuryn> as long as there's a double pun there
[15:50] <jestuh> kinda long for a pun
[15:50] <jestuh> MORE VOTES
[15:50] <Serena[T]> kill - funny but i got bored readin git
[15:50] <timmo> rjx: http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/05/cylinder_mirror_optical_ill
[15:50] <Rjx> kill
[15:50] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:50] * timmo changes topic to 'http://www.makezine.com/blog/cylinder3.jpg'
[15:50] <Serena[T]> copycats
[15:50] <jestuh> whoa timmo
[15:51] <Rjx> haha nice timmo
[15:51] <Serena[T]> wow timmo :)
[15:51] <timmo> thats the craziest shit
[15:51] <timmo> ive seen in a long time
[15:51] <Serena[T]> there's a word for those paintings
[15:51] <Rjx> that'd be pretty sweet for steganography
[15:51] <swight> that is awwwesome
[15:52] <Rjx> the usual way to do it is to first distort it in the positive aspect, draw/sket
[15:52] <Rjx> then use the invert to recreate the original
[15:52] <Rjx> pretty hard to do though
[15:53] <Rjx> http://www.mathsyear2000.org/explorer/anamorphic/cylindrical-mirror-anamorphosi
[15:54] <jestuh> the objective is to do what you think is right and live the way you want in
[15:54] <jestuh> ~Anthony Ierino
[15:54] <jestuh> I DON'T THINK THE QUOTE HAD A TYPO AND A SMILEY
[15:54] <jestuh> ahhhhhhh kill me
[15:54] <Rjx> haha
[15:54] <Hivemind> Good *looks at clock* afternoon.
[15:54] <Rjx> i remember seeing something in the queue that was like
[15:54] <jestuh> sup hive
[15:55] <Rjx> "We make it yuor [sic] way" - seen on a Burger King sign in New York!
[15:55] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure it says "IRC Quote" database
[15:55] <Rjx> and not "stupid shit you saw at burger king" database
[15:55] <jonathans> nsfw http://www.naturalhigh.co.jp/r1/img/pr_200605/hadakano/large/24.jpg
[15:55] <Hivemind> I went to ComicCon (in Calgary) basically to hang out with my friend. I fe
[15:55] <jestuh> haha
[15:55] <Rjx> jonathans: old
[15:55] <jestuh> there is a lot of stupid shit unattributed to anyone
[15:56] <Rjx> pasted here nearly a week ago :x
[15:56] <jestuh> hahaha jons
[15:56] <Rjx> love how they're all looking at her like a total nut
[15:56] <jestuh> hive: any hot cosplay chicks?
[15:57] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/82982_zomgcosplayer73db.jpg
[15:57] <Rjx> most half-hearted costume ever
[15:57] <Hivemind> jestuh: Nope, mostly just regularly dressed people, but there were some pr
[15:57] <Hivemind> Rjx: Hahaha
[15:57] <jestuh> haha
[15:58] <jestuh> jojothehunchback: Honestly, there is a Beatles song for every strange love s
[15:58] <jestuh> vongare: what about when your transvestite girlfriend is having a love affai
[15:58] <jestuh> jojothehunchback: "All you need is Love," obv.
[15:58] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:59] <kitchen> kill
[15:59] <Rjx> kill
[15:59] <Hivemind> kill
[15:59] <Wabbit98> kill
[15:59] <Rjx> some of these images i have
[15:59] <jestuh> Please scrub the quote I just submitted (#639750) for screennames!
[15:59] <Rjx> i'd love to know the backstory to
[15:59] <jestuh> how about i just kill your stupid shit?
[15:59] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/119365_podbor10_24.jpg
[16:00] <kitchen> WTF
[16:00] <kitchen> haha
[16:00] <jestuh> wow that pic is for the ages
[16:00] * |silicon kicks kitchen
[16:00] <Hivemind> Rjx: What the hell?
[16:00] * |silicon kicks kitchen again
[16:00] <Rjx> yeah precisely
[16:00] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/51737_BAD.jpg
[16:00] <Rjx> fofofo
[16:00] <Rjx> oh terri schiavo
[16:00] <Rjx> what won't you die
[16:00] <live> its Jessica Alba and the korean dude from MAD TV
[16:00] <The|Dude> grr
[16:01] <Hivemind> Rjx: That's so tasteless it's amusing.
[16:01] <dekkon> YOU LACIST
[16:01] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 99
[16:01] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/flash%20photography.jpg
[16:01] <Rjx> old but awesome
[16:01] <jonathans> hahaha
[16:01] <jonathans> i love that picture
[16:02] <Hivemind> XD
[16:02] <Serena[T]> hehe
[16:02] <Rjx> this is an ammendment to my previous mentioning of "cosplay"
[16:02] <Rjx> it goes in the "well, you tried" pile
[16:02] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/%255Bmp%255D%20well%252C%20the%20sciss
[16:03] <The|Dude> haha
[16:03] <|silicon> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/awww%252C%20he%20buys%20them%20cl
[16:03] <|silicon> HAHAHA
[16:03] <Hivemind> zomg, amazing.
[16:03] <Serena[T]> ah, creepy
[16:04] * Thuryn rocks out to Van Halen's 1984 while cleaning wrecked hardware outta the computer r
[16:04] <Thuryn> anyone have a use for some dead ATA HD's?
[16:04] <kitchen> dead as in non-functional?
[16:04] <Hivemind> Thuryn: How dead are talking?
[16:04] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/When%20you%2527re%20smilin%2527...the%
[16:04] <kitchen> you could make clocks out of them
[16:04] <Rjx> the amazing thing is
[16:04] <Rjx> when i first saw that image
[16:05] <Rjx> my eyes instantly focus on the cows with lasers
[16:05] <|silicon> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/let%20me%20out%20please%208(.jpg
[16:05] <Thuryn> Hivemind, spin CLICK! spin CLICK! spin CLICK!
[16:05] <Hivemind> Rjx: Who is that chick in the laser-balloon-cow picture?
[16:06] <Hivemind> Thuryn: Well, how many do you have?
[16:06] <Rjx> no clue, i think that was remixed from a stock model shot
[16:06] <Hivemind> : (
[16:06] <Thuryn> Hivemind, don't know yet. at least two, plus a couple of drives that work,
[16:06] <Rjx> this always makes me laugh
[16:06] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/broly%20jesus.jpg
[16:07] <Thuryn> i'm thinking about setting up the little drives as swap-only or tmp-only spa
[16:07] <Rjx> oh shit
[16:07] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/88265_animefags.jpg
[16:07] <Rjx> far right
[16:07] <Rjx> isn't that wind?
[16:07] <Hivemind> That would be a good way to use them.
[16:08] <Rjx> http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HS/NL/NM/EQSMH8NKTFTL.JPG
[16:08] <Hivemind> Who is Wind?
[16:08] * Rjx changes topic to 'hey josh guess who is 2 places above you on the hotornot scoreboard
[16:09] <kitchen> Thuryn: it's not worth it dude, a drive that small is probably ata/33 meani
[16:09] * |silicon kicks kitchen again
[16:09] <kitchen> WHAT
[16:09] <|silicon> look in brandy's channel
[16:09] <|silicon> you'll note several things missing
[16:09] <kitchen> wtf happened
[16:09] <Rjx> dude kitchen
[16:09] <kitchen> did you guys get in a fight or osmethin?
[16:09] <|silicon> nope
[16:09] <Hivemind> Rjx: Those two do seem disturbingly similiar.
[16:10] <Rjx> submit your hkyhds shot to the scoreboard
[16:10] <dekkon> guess who is still in 3rd place ;[
[16:10] <|silicon> just really didn't see the points
[16:10] <|silicon> -s
[16:10] <kitchen> ahh
[16:10] <|silicon> in keeping her channel for her
[16:10] <Rjx> i'm coming for you dekkon
[16:10] <|silicon> or letting her use a shell
[16:10] <Thuryn> kitchen, good point. not to mention that it'll chew up a spot on the IDE bu
[16:10] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/88265_animefags.jpg
[16:10] <kitchen> Rjx: scoreboard?
[16:10] <Rjx> http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HS/NL/NM/EQSMH8NKTFTL.JPG
[16:10] <Rjx> FAR RIGHT
[16:10] <kitchen> Thuryn: nods
[16:10] <Rjx> FIRST PHOTO
[16:10] <dekkon> i found out last night i can fit 8 jumbopuff marshmallows in my mouth
[16:10] <Rjx> http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/geekissues
[16:10] <kitchen> k
[16:11] <live> only 8?
[16:11] <kitchen> 15
[16:11] <kitchen> oh nevermind
[16:11] <dekkon> yeah, my mouth isnt as large as your mother's
[16:11] <kitchen> !oh
[16:11] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[16:11] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[16:11] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[16:11] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[16:11] <|silicon> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
[16:11] <Rjx> gah
[16:11] <Rjx> |silicon ;[
[16:12] <Rjx> it's OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:12] <Rjx> not OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[16:12] <|silicon> oh
[16:12] <|silicon> :(
[16:12] <swight> yah, yer not a ghost
[16:12] <Rjx> former is what you'd here in #geekissues
[16:12] <Rjx> latter is what you'd hear during a fight at a gay bar
[16:12] <Hivemind> I don't see what so special about jeekEFNET
[16:12] <|silicon> just type that out
[16:12] <|silicon> :(
[16:12] <|silicon> I'll go hang myself
[16:12] <|silicon> sorry
[16:12] <Rjx> you'll get there one day son
[16:13] <Hivemind> Or Sohcahtoa, either...
[16:13] <Hivemind> DrJuanDekon, and DrRjx, otoh...
[16:13] <jestuh> rjx is complaining less about things but when he does he's overly harsh
[16:14] <jestuh> jestuh's observation of the day
[16:14] <Rjx> haha was that too harsh?
[16:14] <Rjx> also there's a swight in 14th place
[16:14] <Rjx> on the scoreboard
[16:14] <dekkon> http://s2.supload.com/image.php?get=IMG_0227-20060507040100.jpg
[16:14] <jestuh> he already agreed and said "oh :(" and you kept going
[16:14] <dekkon> i am the original doctor
[16:15] <Rjx> haha dekkon
[16:15] <jestuh> uhhhhhhhh
[16:15] <swight> yes, I just updated my pic :P
[16:15] <Rjx> that's the girliest frame i've ever seen on a dude
[16:15] <Rjx> with one exception
[16:16] <Hivemind> Okay, I have a real question. What would be the most impressive to learn,
[16:17] <Hivemind> 1) Spanish 2) Latin 3)Germanic Runic
[16:17] <Rjx> depends on whom you're hoping to impress
[16:18] <|silicon> I know german and spanish
[16:18] <Hivemind> Hmm, well, she's into Europe. I know she loves Latin, she's learning Spani
[16:18] <|silicon> german is fun
[16:18] <|silicon> spanish is usefull
[16:18] <Rjx> go with spanish
[16:18] <GerbilNut> german is great for spitting on the girl
[16:18] <|silicon> haha
[16:18] <Rjx> Germanic runic?
[16:18] <kitchen> Rjx: how do I join the scoreboard
[16:18] <GerbilNut> latin will get you laid
[16:18] <Hivemind> Uhh, I have links, one moment.
[16:18] <Rjx> you can pull off spanish as a sexy language
[16:18] <Rjx> it flows that way
[16:18] <Rjx> italian too
[16:19] <kitchen> french can get you laid
[16:19] <Hivemind> http://www.uponreflection.co.uk/runeworld/index.htm or http://www.mystic-m
[16:19] <Rjx> only on the right people
[16:19] <Rjx> otherwise it makes you sound like a pansy
[16:19] <kitchen> haw
[16:19] <Hivemind> Hmm, I'll probably go for Spanish.
[16:20] <Rjx> might be worth learning some italian phrases too while you're at it
[16:20] <Rjx> it's easy and it'll make most females cream their panties
[16:20] <Rjx> even if you're asking the way to the toilets
[16:20] <Hivemind> XD Alright
[16:21] <The|Dude> here, the most usefull would be spanish
[16:22] <Rjx> i've been learning japanese this year
[16:22] <The|Dude> I also want to learn german and swedish
[16:22] <Thuryn> hahaha fucking cat took my chair
[16:22] <Rjx> which really doesn't have the same effect
[16:22] <Thuryn> tried to get her off and she bit me
[16:22] <Hivemind> Thuryn: That's not how you get them off.
[16:23] * Thuryn smacks his forehead
[16:23] <Thuryn> i really ought to be more careful about what i type in here
[16:23] * Hivemind chuckles
[16:23] <The|Dude> my cat bites my leg/whatever flesh is exposed at about 6 am these days
[16:23] * Rjx changes topic to ' Welcome to #maritalissues | <Thuryn> tried to get her off an
[16:24] <The|Dude> quite annoying
[16:24] <Hivemind> Rjx: I went through a "OMG I love anime" phase a while back and tried to l
[16:24] <Thuryn> lmfao. touche, Rjx!
[16:24] <Rjx> yeah that seems to be a lot of peoples motivation in doing it
[16:24] <Rjx> i've seen a lot of people do the same thing and then eventually lose interest
[16:25] <Rjx> i really wanted to learn something culturally different than english
[16:25] <Thuryn> The|Dude, our cat snuggles me, but bites my wife.
[16:25] <The|Dude> I want to learn German because I plan on going there again, and Spanish be
[16:25] <Rjx> German is a great language for shouting
[16:25] <Rjx> i'll tell you that now
[16:25] <The|Dude> I already know enough spanish to get by very well
[16:25] <Hivemind> Agreed.
[16:25] <The|Dude> just not quite fluent yet
[16:25] <The|Dude> Rjx: I visited for a couple months years ago, I know this
[16:25] <The|Dude> plus my dad speaks it around the house sometimes
[16:25] <Rjx> haha
[16:26] <jmx> german is a bad language for sounding sexy however
[16:26] <|silicon> I love cussing in german
[16:26] <Hivemind> I was just chatting with this friend, and we were just running random stuf
[16:26] <Rjx> i did two years of german in high school, but there was a big budget crisis at
[16:26] <Rjx> all i remember is nein nein mein pferd ist kaputt
[16:26] <Hivemind> pfred?
[16:26] <Rjx> horse
[16:27] <Hivemind> Hahaha
[16:27] <terminal> no no my horse is dead?
[16:27] <Thuryn> they made him an offer he couldn't refuse
[16:27] <Rjx> that was also the class where i managed to go several full minutes without blin
[16:27] <Rjx> after months of practice
[16:27] <terminal> haha
[16:27] <Rjx> and ended up being blind for 20 minutes aftewards
[16:27] <Hivemind> lol
[16:28] <Hivemind> I usually use my class time to write
[16:28] <Hivemind> <--- Working on a novel for the hell of it
[16:28] <Rjx> always a good experience
[16:28] * Thuryn cues up some bon jovi mp3s
[16:28] <Rjx> i'd like to say i write short stories
[16:28] <Rjx> but in reality they're more "revealed" to me
[16:28] <jmx> <@Rjx> that was also the class where i managed to go several full minute
[16:29] <jmx> what a useful skill to develop
[16:29] <Hivemind> Revealed?
[16:29] <Rjx> i like to talk about ideas in the same way hunter s thompson talked about lsd
[16:29] <Hivemind> I see
[16:29] <Rjx> good lord man, you don't go looking for acid! it finds you when it thinks you'r
[16:29] <jmx> somehow id expect a story by you to be very random rjx
[16:31] <Hivemind> Bengali is an interesting language. My parents failed to teach me, so I le
[16:31] <Hivemind> Good experience.
[16:31] <Rjx> i wrote a plan out for a story a while back
[16:32] <Rjx> about a guy who was born with a birthmark on his face that looked exactly like
[16:32] <Rjx> and he becomes increasingly angry and irritated with the world around him
[16:32] <Rjx> cultivating in an orgy of destruction
[16:32] <jmx> .link http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-05-07-titanic-obit_x.htm Final A
[16:32] <poopy> jmx - http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-05-07-titanic-obit_x.htm - Fin
[16:32] <Rjx> the title was going to be "you've got something on your face"
[16:32] <Thuryn> kitchen, how about this: i have an old pentium 100MHz that i'm going to bui
[16:32] <Twin`> anyone have the link to that hyphy video
[16:32] <Thuryn> the little IDE drives would work well in that thing
[16:33] <Twin`> where there are like 20 mexicans jumping on a car to bad rap music?
[16:33] <Hivemind> Rjx: Sounds interesting, what's the deal with the birthmark?
[16:33] <Hivemind> Man, you know what we need more of in movies/books/media? Good villians.
[16:33] <Rjx> the details are somewhere in my files of scribbled notes
[16:34] <kitchen> Thuryn: haha
[16:35] <Rjx> i am going to try and hook my tablet up tommorrow
[16:35] <Hivemind> This is the worst channel in which to announce that my ass hurts. Be right
[16:35] <Rjx> which may result in an update to DNU finally
[16:35] <Rjx> if i can remember how to update
[16:35] <jmx> lol
[16:36] <The|Dude> What kind of tablet do you have? I've been thinking about getting one.
[16:36] <Rjx> i have the lowest priced one available
[16:37] <Rjx> it's actually serial, the company just ships it with a serial->usb adapter n
[16:37] <Rjx> works though, which is what counts i guess
[16:37] <TMH_> I started writing a story about a guy who committed suicide, and his punishmen
[16:37] <TMH_> I was writing it from a sort of murder mystery style
[16:38] <TMH_> from the point of view of a detective investigating all these murders that can
[16:38] <dekkon> w2
[16:38] <poopy> dekkon temp 56.5F/13.6C; wind ENE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[16:38] <TMH_> and then one of my friends goes
[16:38] <Rjx> needs more space clams
[16:38] <TMH_> "hey thats the plotline from dead like me and meet joe black combined"
[16:38] <TMH_> after I heard that I just gave up
[16:38] <Rjx> haha
[16:38] <The|Dude> :(
[16:38] <Hivemind> That sucks
[16:38] <TMH_> it would end sort of open ended
[16:39] <Rjx> i had an idea one day to write a story that involved two computers talking
[16:39] <Rjx> hypothesising of the existence of the omnipotent "cray"
[16:39] <Rjx> the god of computers
[16:39] <TMH_> with equal ammounts of evidence that he was either really death, or he was in
[16:39] <Rjx> they essentially gave all the for/against creationism arguments
[16:39] <Rjx> the younger machine putting forward secular views
[16:39] <Rjx> against the conservative supercomputer
[16:39] <Hivemind> So, I started exercising and shit. And apparently my metabolism started up
[16:39] <Rjx> yeah i lost 2lbs this week
[16:40] <Rjx> so that's about 10-11lbs for the past month or so
[16:40] <Hivemind> Nice, nice.
[16:40] <Hivemind> I've lost... 202 to 190... so 12, in the last month.
[16:40] <Rjx> we need to start a fatcamp for #geekissues
[16:41] <Rjx> there are a lot of fatties lurking in the ranks
[16:41] <Hivemind> Probably, can we call ourselves something that references a Nazi sub-organ
[16:41] <Thuryn> i love bon jovi. "senorita's in the kitchen, she's a fistful of dynamite!"
[16:41] <Thuryn> hehehe what an image
[16:41] <Hivemind> Something along the lines of the "Cubicle Gestapo" of Dilbert?
[16:42] <Rjx> how about the Secret Specialists
[16:42] <Rjx> or for short....oh right, no nazi
[16:42] <TMH_> I could stand to loose 20lb or so
[16:42] <Rjx> also wouldn't it be fattunkamp
[16:42] <Rjx> or something
[16:42] <Thuryn> hehehe. you guys will like this: http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/uri
[16:43] <TMH_> presently 250, 230 is meant to be the optimum weight for my height (6'6")
[16:43] <Rjx> haha Thuryn
[16:43] <Rjx> took a second to click there
[16:43] <Thuryn> i think it's for siamese twins
[16:43] <Rjx> assuming they don't share a penis
[16:43] <Thuryn> o sry. CONJOINED twins.
[16:43] <Rjx> don't be so narrow-minded
[16:43] <Hivemind> I must be losing my sugar-high, that took me a few seconds to get.
[16:44] <jmx> or maybe you're just stupid
[16:44] <Rjx> i've had to piss for the last half hour
[16:44] <Thuryn> i found out that i weigh 165 no matter what
[16:44] <Rjx> and i've b
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