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Session Start: Sat May 06 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <jmx> ive only ever read da vinci code of his
[00:02] <kitchen> i liked it
[00:02] <kitchen> saw this one in a clearance bin at vons the other day
[00:02] <kitchen> grabbed it
[00:02] <jmx> it was alright, not sure that it was as good as the reputation
[00:02] <kitchen> heh
[00:02] <kitchen> I found the symbology it described quite intriguing
[00:02] <jmx> was fairly predictable and the whole big thing like it would bring the church d
[00:03] <kitchen> yea
[00:03] <jmx> you ever read holy blood holy grail?
[00:03] <kitchen> nope
[00:03] <kitchen> but I just might, if it's a book you recommend
[00:03] <jmx> its interesting stuff
[00:03] <jmx> a lot more of the details behind the theory
[00:03] <kitchen> awesome
[00:04] <jmx> its nonfiction, so they are trying to prove the theory rather than write an exc
[00:04] <kitchen> ahh
[00:04] <kitchen> I'm really more interested in fictoin at the moment
[00:04] <kitchen> I've read enough nonfiction lately, my mind needs a rest
[00:05] <jmx> yeah
[00:05] <qoa> I've read Davinci Code and the book about Illuminati.
[00:05] <jmx> but if you ever feel like some nonfiction, you should give it a try
[00:05] <kitchen> i'll add it to my amazon wishlist
[00:23] <DigDug> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&highlight=aeris&postid=30
[00:23] <DigDug> [A portal opens up in front of Tifa and Aeris.]
[00:23] <DigDug> Aeris: Tifa, come quick!
[00:23] <DigDug> Tifa: What is it, Aeris!
[00:23] <DigDug> Aeris: It's a portal to another world!
[00:23] <DigDug> Tifa: Let's go through!
[00:23] <DigDug> [They end up in the bedroom of a young man, playing FF7.]
[00:23] <DigDug> Tifa: Wow, that portal made me really horny!
[00:23] <DigDug> Aeris: Before we go back and finish Disk one, let's have sex with this guy r
[00:23] <DigDug> ToasterThief: *strokes neckbeard*
[00:24] <kitchen> hahaha
[00:24] <Zera> hahaha nice
[00:37] <DigDug> 03:37
[00:37] <DigDug> somewhere in the world, it is 13:37
[00:38] <DigDug> calc 13-37
[00:38] <pinkboa> - 13 - 37 = -24
[00:47] * andrew is now known as andrewbrb
[00:47] * andrewbrb is now known as andrew
[00:49] <finn_> leave me alone with 13:37 :( enough people already made fun of me cause of t
[00:52] <Ifrit> Die
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[01:01] * Topic is '<psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in a black neighborhood" | j
[01:01] * Set by |silicon!silicon@some.stupid-domain.name on Fri May 05 23:32:15
[01:01] <TMH_> http://qdb.us/57670
[01:01] <TMH_> haha
[01:08] <Ifrit> hmmmm
[01:08] <Ifrit> I can afford an SA avatar now
[01:08] <Ifrit> but what should it be?
[01:08] <TMH_> http://www.qdb.us/59146
[01:10] <Ifrit> I don't get that Linkin Park one
[01:11] <DigDug> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGj4IPTyhZQ
[01:11] <TMH_> have you ever listened to linkin park
[01:11] <Ifrit> sounds more like a My Chemical Romance lyric
[01:11] <Ifrit> yes, a lot, in my time
[01:11] <TMH_> it's like the anthem of angsty teen nation
[01:12] <Ifrit> well, you amerikkkans are weird
[01:12] <Ifrit> *opens a windows*
[01:14] <TMH_> I'm not american :(
[01:15] <Ifrit> well, you are american-influenced then :(
[01:16] <Rjx> well, then so are you
[01:16] <Ifrit> Why is that?
[01:16] <Ifrit> I listened to Linkin Park for the music, not the lyrics
[01:17] <Ifrit> it's like the difference of concerts in norway and usa
[01:17] <TMH_> http://www.bash.org/?10660
[01:17] <DigDug> so wait... why do you listen to linkin park again?
[01:17] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5B%20tmbar%20-%20onion%20%5D%20info_t
[01:17] <Ifrit> in norway we listen to the music and cheer afterwards
[01:17] <Ifrit> in usa it's like people screaming all the time
[01:18] <DigDug> http://qdb.us/?10660
[01:18] <Rjx> is that because the people don't speak english
[01:18] <Ifrit> i could dig up a Faithless interview as proof
[01:19] <Ifrit> More people speak english in norway than, say, germany
[01:19] <TMH_> well
[01:19] <DigDug> May 05 Nude Pregnant Brunette Fucked Doggystyle NEW
[01:19] <TMH_> it depends on the style of music
[01:19] <DigDug> i <3 the internet
[01:19] <Ifrit> per capita
[01:19] <TMH_> for example if you listen to amplifier
[01:19] <TMH_> no screaming there
[01:19] <TMH_> just awesome singing and electric guitar
[01:20] <TMH_> lynrd skynrd, also
[01:20] * Klaas_V is now known as Bonfles
[01:20] * Bonfles is now known as Bonflex
[01:25] <The|Dude> man
[01:25] <The|Dude> what a shitty day
[01:25] <The|Dude> Everyone of my machines broke down at least once :(
[01:29] <Rjx> long time no see
[01:30] <The|Dude> word
[01:30] <The|Dude> been way busy with work and school
[01:31] <daze> hi pen
[01:31] <daze> internets > serious business.
[01:31] <Ifrit> calc 11 nok per liter in usd per gallon
[01:31] <pinkboa> - 11 (Norwegian kroner per liter) = 6.80897919 U.S. dollars per US gallon
[01:32] <The|Dude> I wish I lived in Scandinavia
[01:32] <Ifrit> why the hell
[01:32] <The|Dude> best bands in the world
[01:32] <andrew> any part of europe would make me happy, truthfully
[01:32] <The|Dude> and fast cheap internet
[01:32] <andrew> internets
[01:32] <Ifrit> you're kidding?
[01:33] <andrew> nope.
[01:33] <Ifrit> cheap internet?
[01:33] <Rjx> PHP 5.1.3 Released
[01:33] <Rjx> [01-May-2006]
[01:33] <andrew> there's no cable/dsl in my area
[01:33] <andrew> :(
[01:33] <Ifrit> go to sweden
[01:33] <Rjx> PHP 5.1.4 Released
[01:33] <Rjx> [04-May-2006]
[01:33] <Rjx> looks like someone messed up
[01:33] <Ifrit> they have 100mbps at home already
[01:33] <The|Dude> Ifrit: I know, my friend in sweden is getting 100mbps for 10 USD per month
[01:33] <The|Dude> I'm so jealous
[01:33] <andrew> jesus
[01:34] <Ifrit> I'm getting 2.5mbps for around
[01:34] <The|Dude> and like I said, some fo the best bands in the world
[01:34] <Ifrit> calc 500 nok in usd
[01:34] <pinkboa> - 500 Norwegian kroner = 81.76100 U.S. dollars
[01:34] <Ifrit> I disagree though
[01:34] <Rjx> The|Dude: you'll spnd your money on gas instead
[01:34] <Rjx> *spend
[01:34] <The|Dude> Rjx: I drive a Metro, so that's not a terribly big deal
[01:34] <Ifrit> Pagan's Mind is good, Turbonegro is ok, Span doesn't fucking exist anymore
[01:34] <The|Dude> and in a pinch I can ride a bike
[01:35] <Ifrit> Motorpsycho disappeared
[01:35] <The|Dude> Ifrit: Machinae Supremacy
[01:35] <The|Dude> Soilwork
[01:35] <andrew> no.
[01:35] <andrew> Jens Lekman.
[01:35] <Ifrit> machinae are swedish
[01:35] <andrew> fuck that death metal shit
[01:35] <Ifrit> i agree
[01:35] <The|Dude> I was talking about sweden though
[01:35] <The|Dude> isn't sweden scandinavia?
[01:35] <Ifrit> i'm not fucking swedish
[01:35] <andrew> uh
[01:35] <Ifrit> fuck sweden
[01:35] <The|Dude> ha
[01:36] <andrew> norwegians, swedes, danes, finns, etc. don't really like to be referred to a
[01:36] <andrew> or scandinavia
[01:36] <The|Dude> oh
[01:36] <Ifrit> Finland isn't even a part of scandinavia
[01:36] <andrew> Ifrit; exactly
[01:36] <Rjx> call them ex-commies
[01:36] <Rjx> that's offense AND inaccurate
[01:36] <Rjx> *offensive
[01:36] <The|Dude> haha
[01:36] <Rjx> fuck it, not going to type anymore;[
[01:36] <Rjx> </3 9am
[01:37] <The|Dude> I think it's bed time for me
[01:37] <The|Dude> gotta get up in 6 hours and write some papers
[01:37] <The|Dude> night
[01:38] <Rjx> 'night
[01:45] <Rjx> w2
[01:45] <poopy> Rjx temp 54F/12C; wind Variable 2mph/4kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:25AMBS
[01:46] <Cctoide> Is that METAR?
[01:46] <andrew> w2
[01:46] <poopy> andrew temp 57.9F/14.4C; wind West 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; S
[01:47] <andrew> whee
[01:50] <ExZippo> http://burntelectrons.org/media/KariByron/
[01:57] <Ifrit> That's not Kari Byron
[01:57] <Ifrit> well, the last one is
[02:03] <ExZippo> I know
[02:03] <ExZippo> But she's close enough!
[02:03] <Ifrit> nah
[02:04] <ExZippo> Shut up and let me finish
[02:04] <ExZippo> Drinking this bottle of tequila, that is.
[02:12] <ExZippo> <TheMage> in fact, if I were to wank right now, I'd probably think ab
[02:42] <var> w 63122
[02:42] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 4:4
[02:45] <ExZippo> w batman
[02:45] <pinkboa> Weather for Batman, Turkey - Updated at 3:50 PM EEST on May 05, 2006 [Tempe
[02:45] <andrew> lmao
[02:47] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[02:48] <ExZippo> w superman
[02:48] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "superman"
[02:48] <andrew> w aquaman
[02:48] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "aquaman"
[02:48] <andrew> w flash
[02:48] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "flash"
[02:48] <andrew> :v
[02:48] <ExZippo> w wonderwoman
[02:48] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "wonderwoman"
[02:49] <ExZippo> w hulk
[02:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "hulk"
[02:49] <andrew> w iron man
[02:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "iron+man"
[02:49] <andrew> w iron
[02:49] <pinkboa> Weather for Iron, Minnesota (55751) Conditions & - Updated at 4:35 AM C
[02:49] <andrew> w steel
[02:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "steel"
[02:49] <ExZippo> w megaman
[02:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "megaman"
[02:49] <ExZippo> w sonic
[02:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "sonic"
[02:49] <ExZippo> w mario
[02:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "mario"
[02:50] <Rjx> w hell
[02:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "hell"
[02:50] <ExZippo> w jew
[02:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "jew"
[02:50] <ExZippo> w nazi
[02:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "nazi"
[02:50] <ExZippo> w gas
[02:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "gas"
[02:51] <ExZippo> w bomb
[02:51] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "bomb"
[02:51] <ExZippo> :(
[02:51] <Rjx> w '@www.nazi.com
[02:51] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "'@www.nazi.com"
[02:51] <andrew> w benton
[02:51] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "benton"
[02:52] <andrew> w dong
[02:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Dong Hoi, Viet Nam - Updated at 4:00 PM ICT on May 06, 2006 [Te
[02:52] <andrew> bwahaha
[02:52] <Rjx> w wang
[02:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Wang, Massachusetts (01851) Conditions & - Updated at 5:51
[02:52] <andrew> what...
[02:52] <andrew> w weiner
[02:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Weiner, Arkansas (72479) Conditions & - Updated at 3:56 AM
[02:52] <Rjx> w intercourse
[02:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Intercourse, Pennsylvania (17534) Conditions & - Updated at
[02:52] <andrew> hahahaha
[02:52] <Rjx> w gayville
[02:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Gayville, South Dakota (57031) Conditions & - Updated at 4:
[02:52] <ExZippo> w penis
[02:52] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "penis"
[02:52] <andrew> w bald knob
[02:52] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "bald+knob"
[02:52] <Rjx> you broke our run
[02:52] <ExZippo> w cunt
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "cunt"
[02:53] <Rjx> fuckers
[02:53] <Rjx> w gayhead
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "gayhead"
[02:53] <andrew> w fag
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "fag"
[02:53] <andrew> w fornication
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "fornication"
[02:53] <ExZippo> w bong
[02:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Bong, Wisconsin (54880) Conditions & - Updated at 4:35 AM C
[02:53] <andrew> haha
[02:53] <andrew> w pipe
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "pipe"
[02:53] <Rjx> w win
[02:53] <ExZippo> What's the weather like in the bong?
[02:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Winton, Queensland - Updated at 3:00 PM EST on May 06, 2006 [Te
[02:53] <ExZippo> HAZY
[02:53] <Rjx> w weed
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "weed"
[02:53] <Rjx> :[
[02:53] <andrew> w pot
[02:53] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "pot"
[02:54] <andrew> w andrew
[02:54] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "andrew"
[02:54] <andrew> w earth
[02:54] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "earth"
[02:54] <var> yanno you had mexican fiesta nite and many drinks when ya wakeup at 430 am w/ y
[02:54] <andrew> ... what
[02:55] <var> otherwise i should still be sleeping
[02:55] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[02:57] <ExZippo> w anus
[02:57] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "anus"
[02:57] <ExZippo> w mars
[02:57] <pinkboa> Weather for Mars, Pennsylvania (16046) Conditions & - Updated at 5:48 A
[02:58] <kitchen> wtf
[02:58] <kitchen> why is there always a fucking helo circling my apartment complex shining th
[02:58] <var> again eh
[02:58] <var> u got a buncha gang activity around ya?
[02:58] <kitchen> the other night there was one just across the road circling for like 2 hour
[02:58] <kitchen> they had
[02:59] <kitchen> to go refuel and come back they were there so long
[02:59] <kitchen> i doubt it.. they are just shining their light randomly it seems
[02:59] <kitchen> but i wanna know what's going on
[02:59] <var> yah i rem u talking about it the other nite
[03:00] <var> you try looking at the "police blotter"
[03:00] <kitchen> there was a cop blocking the street up there
[03:00] <var> or local type police listings of crimes and shit
[03:00] <kitchen> and it seemed there were several cops sitting in front of the house
[03:00] <kitchen> nah
[03:00] <kitchen> i probably should though
[03:00] <kitchen> it's just weird, he did like 6 laps with the light on, and 3 more with it o
[03:01] <kitchen> i wanna be out there sometime and throw up a gang symbol when they shine th
[03:01] <kitchen> just to see what happens :P
[03:01] <ExZippo> kitchen: HE'S AFTER YOU
[03:02] <kitchen> could be
[03:02] <ExZippo> FOR ALL THAT INTERNET HACKING
[03:02] <kitchen> i do have iowa plates on my car still
[03:02] <kitchen> i've lived in california for about 8 months now
[03:02] <ExZippo> does that matter?
[03:02] <var> heh
[03:02] <var> heli's circling in cali = common
[03:02] <var> heli's in iowa not so much
[03:02] <kitchen> yea you're supposed to register your car and get a license when you move
[03:03] <ExZippo> oh
[03:03] <kitchen> like within 2-3 months i think
[03:03] <ExZippo> heh
[03:03] <kitchen> if i got pulled over i'd just say i just moved
[03:03] <var> 90 days usually
[03:03] <ExZippo> Is that so you can't dump corpses in 5 states?
[03:03] <kitchen> but it'd be weird cuz i have iowa plates and illinois license
[03:03] <kitchen> and the car isn't in my name yet
[03:03] <kitchen> i'm actually afraid to go to the DMV to get my license
[03:04] <kitchen> i have a couple unpaid tickets from illinois
[03:04] <kitchen> don't wanna get tossed in jail heh
[03:04] <var> heh
[03:04] <Rjx> *care center
[03:04] <var> not happening kitch
[03:04] <var> they arent hauling your ass back to illinois or iowa
[03:04] <var> for a few moving violation tix
[03:04] <kitchen> right but they could toss me in local jail, no?
[03:04] <var> no
[03:04] <kitchen> i'm sure there's an arrest warrant
[03:04] <var> those are illinois tix
[03:05] <var> not cali tx
[03:05] <kitchen> *shrugs*
[03:05] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:05] <var> here in stl
[03:05] <kitchen> either way, I don't want to pay them
[03:05] <kitchen> they were bullshit
[03:05] <var> in the county they dont hold you for city shit
[03:05] <var> and v ice versa
[03:05] <var> if its just moving vio's and failure to appears and shit
[03:30] <ExZippo> w butt
[03:30] <pinkboa> Weather for Butt Of Lewis, United Kingdom - Updated at 11:30 AM BST on May
[03:30] <Rjx> WILL YOU IGNORANT NIGGERS PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP
[03:30] <ExZippo> hahaha
[03:30] <ExZippo> Butt of Lewis
[03:30] <Rjx> is this it? this is what i took all those asswhoopings for?
[03:31] <ExZippo> Eatin' peanuts out of a coffee mug
[03:32] <ExZippo> hahaha robot chicken
[03:32] <ExZippo> Morning Wood
[03:32] <var> heh
[03:33] <ExZippo> "Hello, I'm Bruce Campbell, and I can't go a day without waxing my morning
[03:33] <ExZippo> "
[03:34] <ExZippo> Ahgahahaha
[03:34] <ExZippo> Idle Nuts
[03:34] <ExZippo> ahaahhahaksrjkafle
[03:34] <ExZippo> "Wooooooooo! I'm a pot smoking corpse with a bottle in my head wooooooooooo
[03:39] <ExZippo> God Robot Chicken is hilarious
[03:51] <ExZippo> var: Did you know that Lisday Lohan is a Highlander?
[04:00] <sxh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nerdcore_hip_hop
[04:00] <sxh> rofl
[04:00] <Rjx> haha
[04:00] <sxh> notable nerdcore artists: ytcracker
[04:00] <Rjx> url y t cracker
[04:00] <pinkboa> - "y t cracker": http://webjay.org/by/webjaybs/ytcracker
[04:01] <Rjx> weren't you here when everybody downloaded his album
[04:01] <Rjx> and timm was like "hey we know this guy"
[04:50] <sxh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YTCracker
[04:51] <sxh> rofl at TIES TO THE COMPUTER UNDERWORL
[04:51] <sxh> D
[04:52] <sxh> Bryce dropped out of high school at the age of 17 to focus on a career in the i
[04:53] <kitchen> Most of the songs by spamtec are pro spam and YTCracker claims to have draw
[04:53] <kitchen> weak.
[04:53] <sxh> haha
[04:53] <sxh> i can't say i didn't draw income from spamming in the past
[04:53] <sxh> i've written many spam tools
[04:54] <sxh> but i no longer do that
[05:14] <Rjx> http://www.caffeinate.org/images/screen_capture.jpg
[05:15] <terminal> lol
[05:15] <Rjx> that's from a real movie
[05:15] <terminal> yeah
[05:35] <michael`> haha, ytcracker
[05:35] <michael`> what a loser
[05:50] <Ifrit> The pies will soon be mine!
[05:58] <timmo> [06:36] [michael`] haha, ytcracker
[05:58] <timmo> [06:36] [michael`] what a loser
[05:58] <timmo> D:
[05:58] <timmo> i used to be friends with that guy
[06:15] <Rjx> Faulty evidence masquerading as science sent two men to death row for arson in
[06:16] <timmo> <-surprised
[06:16] <Rjx> SK: How did you go about trying to find the stuff you were looking for in Nasa,
[06:16] <Rjx> GM: Unlike the press would have you believe, it wasn't very clever. I searched
[06:16] <timmo> i remember reading a while back
[06:16] <Rjx> that dude who "hacked" hundreds of military computers
[06:16] <timmo> that texas executes like 40 people a year roughly
[06:16] <Rjx> the media is making a huge fuss out of it
[06:17] <timmo> the closest state to that
[06:17] <Rjx> and the US wants to jail him for 60 years
[06:17] <timmo> is virginia
[06:17] <timmo> with like
[06:17] <timmo> 2
[06:17] <timmo> plus with the amount of people getting executed in texas over circumstantial
[06:18] <timmo> it really makes you think that, hey, maybe we shouldnt kill people
[06:18] <Rjx> no dude
[06:18] <Rjx> AN EYE FOR AN EYE
[06:18] <Rjx> justice must be done
[06:18] <timmo> actually
[06:19] <timmo> i think we should have an eye for an eye
[06:19] <Rjx> SK: What did you find inside Nasa?
[06:19] <Rjx> GM: One of these people was a Nasa photographic expert, and she said that in bu
[06:19] <timmo> imo people wouldnt kill others as horribly
[06:19] <timmo> sure theyd still kill each other
[06:19] <timmo> but it would be more humane
[06:19] <Rjx> a lot of nuts get executed
[06:19] <timmo> if someone killed someone else by gutting them alive for 16hours or some shit
[06:19] <Rjx> they medicate them up to being considered sane
[06:19] <Rjx> and then kill 'em
[06:20] <timmo> and you did the same to them
[06:20] <timmo> i think that people would start to say
[06:20] <timmo> well i think ill just shoot them in the face
[06:20] <Rjx> Nasa told Click that it does not discuss computer security issues or legal matt
[06:21] <beasty> mm
[06:21] <beasty> i pondering if this is normal
[06:21] <Rjx> if what this guy has discovered is true
[06:21] <Rjx> the implications are huge
[06:21] <Rjx> he could easily be a tinfoil hat wearer though
[06:22] <timmo> [07:19] [Rjx] GM: One of these people was a Nasa photographic expert, and she
[06:22] <timmo> hah
[06:22] <Rjx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm
[06:22] <Rjx> US wants to have him extradited
[06:22] <Rjx> and face a possible 60 jail sentance
[06:22] <timmo> ya he's pretty much fucked
[06:22] <Rjx> on terrorism charges
[06:22] <timmo> the thing is
[06:22] <timmo> if you do something like that
[06:23] <Rjx> i'd put the guy up on a fucking monument
[06:23] <timmo> atleast cover your shit
[06:23] <timmo> with the way the us does business these days
[06:23] <timmo> its REALLY fucking moronic to do something like that
[06:23] <beasty> http://beasty.tricking.eu/carnival.png <= that's normal ?
[06:23] <timmo> in a country that is friends with us
[06:23] <Rjx> this was back in 2002
[06:23] <timmo> beasty: no
[06:23] <Rjx> so pre-iraq/guatanamo
[06:23] <Rjx> nothing was known about the secret prisons abroad
[06:23] <Rjx> etc.
[06:24] <Rjx> it's still stupid, yeah
[06:24] <Rjx> i'd regard the man as a patriot, personally
[06:24] <Rjx> if he was really doing what he said he was
[06:24] <timmo> which was?
[06:25] <Rjx> looking for evidence of surpressed energy sources
[06:25] <Rjx> *surpressed evidence
[06:25] <timmo> http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17264
[06:25] <Rjx> Gary McKinnon: I was in search of suppressed technology, laughingly referred to
[06:25] <Rjx> Old-age pensioners can't pay their fuel bills, countries are invaded to award o
[06:26] <timmo> if he found any that would be one thing
[06:26] <timmo> but it sounds like he didnt
[06:26] <Rjx> if he had found any
[06:26] <timmo> which means he didnt have any evidence to really do it
[06:26] <Rjx> should he still be put on trial
[06:26] <Rjx> SK: So you're saying that you found computers which had a high-ranking status,
[06:26] <Rjx> GM: Yes, precisely.
[06:26] <Rjx> my neighbour does that
[06:27] <timmo> theres a surprising amount of people who do that
[06:28] <Rjx> should be a criminal offense
[06:28] <Rjx> one city in the US made it illegal for businesses to run unsecured wireless net
[06:29] <Rjx> good move, considering the local pharmacy and two realtors are running complete
[06:29] <Rjx> they looked at my pretty suspiciously when i was standing outside with my PDA
[06:29] <kitchen> hehe
[06:30] * _lukey is now known as lukey
[06:30] <kitchen> they can't throw you of the premises if you go in and buy something
[06:30] <timmo> well like the story i always tell about how i was setting up my shit wireless
[06:30] <timmo> i hop on
[06:30] <timmo> and i see something named "typhoon"
[06:30] <Rjx> kitchen: i wasn't even on their property
[06:30] <kitchen> oh
[06:30] <kitchen> heh
[06:30] <timmo> i figure thats the default shit
[06:30] <timmo> so i hop on
[06:30] <timmo> and start looking at what i think is my brothers files
[06:30] <timmo> halfway into it
[06:30] <timmo> i figure out its not my brothers shit
[06:30] <timmo> when i start looking at someone ELSES family photos
[06:31] <Rjx> yeah dude, that happens a lot here
[06:31] <kitchen> hehe
[06:31] <timmo> about a min later whoever it was booted me
[06:31] <Rjx> because of how densely populated places like this are
[06:31] <Rjx> from this position i can pick up 6 networks
[06:31] <Rjx> a couple of times i've logged onto irc
[06:31] <Rjx> realised that my hostmask is from a completely different isp
[06:31] <Rjx> and had to reconnect
[06:31] <timmo> hah
[06:32] <Rjx> i use my neighbour's network for large downloads to my laptop when they're on v
[06:32] <Rjx> i don't see a lot of people use the term "wardriving" lately
[06:32] <timmo> haha
[06:32] <Rjx> probably because of the negative connotations
[06:33] <timmo> probably cause theyre
[06:33] <Rjx> there were loads of busts when people report someone shifty in a car outside
[06:33] <timmo> "war sitting on the couch"
[06:33] <Rjx> and it turns out it's some guy with his laptop and no pants
[06:33] <Rjx> whacking it to kiddy porn
[06:33] <Rjx> using their network
[06:34] <timmo> i remember there was an article on some dude who made a van with like
[06:35] <timmo> 2tb of storage and shit
[06:35] <timmo> to go wardriving with
[06:36] <Rjx> http://www.caffeinate.org/images/screen_capture.jpg
[06:36] <Rjx> this is still so awesome
[06:37] <daze> mmm tabbed messaging
[06:37] <kitchen> wtf
[06:37] <kitchen> untitled?
[06:37] <Rjx> that's from a real movie
[06:37] <kitchen> nice screenname :D
[06:37] <kitchen> o rly?
[06:37] <kitchen> they're using gaim in a real movie?
[06:37] <Rjx> some independant movie i saw when i was in massachusetts
[06:37] <Rjx> i was sitting there, then i saw it
[06:38] <kitchen> ahh
[06:38] <Rjx> and was like
[06:38] <Rjx> "WHAT THE"
[06:38] <Rjx> so eventually i tracked down a divx copy
[06:38] <Rjx> and screencapped it
[06:38] <kitchen> hehe
[06:38] <Rjx> "fofofofo"
[06:38] <Zera> !cc .hu
[06:38] <pinkboa> .hu: Hungary
[06:39] <Rjx> !cc .hn
[06:39] <pinkboa> .hn: Honduras
[06:39] <Rjx> kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.hn
[06:39] <kitchen> haha
[06:41] <timmo> haha yeah
[06:41] <timmo> i wonder if that movie was made by someone who read spleenshots
[06:42] <timmo> which is kind of unlikely
[06:42] <timmo> or if its just some strange coincidence
[06:44] <Thuryn> Rjx++
[07:05] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:13] <Ifrit> calc 9.99 usd in nok
[07:13] <pinkboa> - 9.99 U.S. dollars = 61.092697 Norwegian kroner
[07:14] <Zera> wow
[07:14] <Thuryn> i really think that the monetary conversion function should stop after .xx i
[07:14] <Zera> that isnt mathematically sound though
[07:14] <Thuryn> wtf are you supposed to get the .002697 out of anyone
[07:15] <Zera> when trading 10's of thousands, it makes a difference
[07:15] <Thuryn> Zera, i don't mean 2 sig figs. i mean .xx
[07:15] <Zera> so xx.xx?
[07:15] <Thuryn> yes
[07:15] <Zera> when trading 10's of thousands, it makes a difference
[07:15] <Thuryn> or xxx,xxx.xx (stop)
[07:15] <Thuryn> anything smaller than the penny, drop
[07:15] <Thuryn> it's not trading anything. it's just doing a conversion
[07:15] <Zera> trade enough cash and youd be losing hundreds because of rounding
[07:17] <Thuryn> Zera, first of all, i can't trade in money. it's forbidden. secondly, I'm
[07:17] <Zera> well yeh, and why you forbidden? thats a story if ive ever heard one
[07:17] <kitchen> i think they should just round off after the .xx and put the remainder in m
[07:17] <Thuryn> because when I convert xxx USD to yyy british pounds on screen, i don't care
[07:17] <Zera> lol @ kitchen
[07:18] <Thuryn> Zera, in islam, it's forbidden to trade in money (you can't buy money with m
[07:18] <Zera> ...
[07:18] <Zera> that makes no sense
[07:18] <Thuryn> it makes perfect sense, but you have to think about it for a while.
[07:18] <kitchen> Thuryn: yea, they just buy oil and sell it to americans for 3x markup
[07:18] <Zera> what about if you bought "air" in one currency, and 'sold' it in another?
[07:18] <Thuryn> kitchen, free market economy is a bitch. ;)
[07:19] <kitchen> <-- racist prick.
[07:19] <Zera> or said to yourself you were just buying paper?
[07:19] <Thuryn> Zera, show me the air.
[07:19] <Zera> cos thats what money is actually.
[07:19] * Zera points at the air
[07:19] <Thuryn> Zera, then you're lying to yourself.
[07:19] <Zera> so?
[07:19] <kitchen> Thuryn: so you can't invest in foreign currency?
[07:19] <Zera> as long as im happy
[07:19] <Thuryn> kitchen, no.
[07:19] <kitchen> that sucks.
[07:19] <Zera> justifying anything to myself isnt hard
[07:20] <kitchen> foreign currency is a pretty lucrative market
[07:20] <Zera> hell yeh
[07:20] <Thuryn> Zera, remind me to never trust you with anything important.
[07:20] <Zera> aww
[07:20] <Zera> no fair
[07:20] <Zera> leave my hole riddled honour system alone
[07:20] <kitchen> Thuryn: i simply see money as bartering
[07:20] <Thuryn> perfectly fair. you just earned it.
[07:20] <kitchen> it's still barter, but the items you're bartering with have a set value
[07:20] <kitchen> a dollar is a dollar
[07:20] <Zera> well i wouldnt wanna be trusted with anything anyway, responsibility sucks ass
[07:21] <kitchen> it's an arbitrary value placed on a worthless piece of cloth
[07:21] <Thuryn> kitchen, for reasons which would take a while to explain, it's considered a
[07:21] <kitchen> Thuryn: I respect your beliefs :)
[07:22] <kitchen> now I must go fill up my gas tank
[07:22] <Thuryn> but basically, it's because money has no *intrinsic* value. it's worthless
[07:22] <kitchen> WITH YOUR OIL
[07:22] <kitchen> ;(
[07:22] <Thuryn> kitchen, i'm from Missouri. i have no oil. :(
[07:22] <kitchen> oh.
[07:22] <Zera> then why does everyone buy things with worthless paper?
[07:22] <kitchen> missouri, eh?
[07:22] <Thuryn> unless it's Ethanol-based gasoline. ;)
[07:22] <kitchen> you know how to make the biggest zoo in the world?
[07:22] <kitchen> PUT A FENCE AROUND MISSOURI!
[07:22] <Zera> lol
[07:22] <Tarkaan> why do I always do things like walk to the store only when drunk, so that I
[07:22] * kitchen is from iowa
[07:22] <Thuryn> Zera, convenience. money is meant to be a medium, no a product in and of i
[07:23] <Thuryn> Zera, check out the "legal tender" laws. money used to be backed by gold or
[07:23] <Zera> cept goods
[07:23] <kitchen> and services
[07:23] <Zera> money = convenient form of exchanging goods
[07:23] <Thuryn> nope. if the gov't goes south, your money is worthless.
[07:23] <kitchen> my services are 170/hour
[07:23] <Zera> then you call it 'ancient currency'
[07:23] <Zera> and collectors buy it
[07:24] <Tarkaan> kitchen, that's like saying "my penis is 7" long"
[07:24] <Thuryn> ah, but if your money is made of gold, it's good anywhere.
[07:24] <Tarkaan> it's a unit of measure.
[07:24] <Zera> not really, gold is just as all over the place as cash
[07:24] <Zera> in terms of value
[07:24] <kitchen> hot damn that was a strong cup of coffee
[07:24] <Thuryn> kitchen, please put that fence around the bootheel of MO, kthx.
[07:24] <kitchen> Thuryn: nah, whole state
[07:24] <Thuryn> you'd be doing MO, AR, IL, and TN a favor
[07:24] <kitchen> Thuryn: how's your sister?
[07:24] * kitchen laughs
[07:25] <Zera> but yeh, to each thier own. ;)
[07:25] <kitchen> sorry, my inner iowan is coming out.
[07:25] <kitchen> i lived about an hour from missouri for most of my life
[07:25] <Thuryn> i have no sister :( i had to do it myself when i was a kid
[07:25] <kitchen> we made fun of missouri all the time
[07:25] <kitchen> but never failed
[07:25] <kitchen> we were there on july 4th getting fireworkds
[07:25] <Thuryn> missourians make fun of arkansas
[07:25] <kitchen> yea
[07:25] <kitchen> and minnesotans make fun of iowans
[07:26] <kitchen> who does california make fun of?
[07:26] <kitchen> mexicans.
[07:26] <kitchen> hehe
[07:26] <AwesomerP> <Thuryn> i have no sister :( i had to do it myself when i was a
[07:26] <kitchen> or really, everyone else
[07:26] <Thuryn> hahahaha (and each other) (and New Yorkers)
[07:26] <Thuryn> AwesomerP, after i hit enter, i thought, "uh oh. that's going to end up in
[07:27] <AwesomerP> lol yeah.
[07:31] <kitchen> I'm too lazy for that right now
[07:31] <kitchen> plus.. the topic is too good to take down
[07:31] <Thuryn> yeah, that's what i was hoping. ;)
[07:32] <kitchen> this serving up pages in application/xhtml+xml is a bitch ;|
[07:32] <kitchen> all my javascript has to change :(
[07:32] <kitchen> no more innerHTML though
[07:32] <kitchen> gotta lovethat.
[07:32] <kitchen> and firefox with it is insanely anal, which I like :)
[07:33] <Tarkaan> hm, shakira. I'd tappit.
[07:33] <Thuryn> what is xhtml anyway?
[07:33] <kitchen> xhtml is html defined in xml
[07:33] <Thuryn> ?
[07:33] <kitchen> mostly, it's no different from html
[07:33] <kitchen> because most browsers see application/xhtml+xml and are like "wtf?"
[07:33] <kitchen> but eventually, more and more browsers will actually support it properly
[07:34] <kitchen> Thuryn: xhtml has to be well-formed or it won't render
[07:34] <kitchen> well, when it's used properly
[07:34] <kitchen> which is good, it makes the browser's job of parsing the document much easi
[07:34] <Thuryn> i guess i'd have to see the code to compare
[07:34] <kitchen> no more fucking around and saying "oh, this is what the author MEANT
[07:35] <kitchen> Thuryn: youwouldn't really notice much difference
[07:35] <kitchen> all tags are lowercase
[07:35] <kitchen> all attributes have to have quotes
[07:35] <kitchen> all attributes have to have values
[07:35] <Thuryn> it's case-sensitive?
[07:35] <kitchen> all tags have to be closed
[07:35] <kitchen> yes, it's case sensitive
[07:35] <kitchen> xml is case sensitive
[07:35] <Thuryn> so have to be lower-case, or properly case-sensitive?
[07:35] <kitchen> well
[07:35] <Thuryn> or all *html* tags have to be lower-case
[07:35] <kitchen> all of the html tags have been defined as lowercase
[07:35] <Thuryn> ah. cool.
[07:36] <kitchen> but unless you roll up your own DTD (which is totally do-able, and some peo
[07:36] <kitchen> you're only using html tags anyways
[07:36] <kitchen> basically, the page is supposed to validate as a well-formed xml document
[07:36] <Tarkaan> when I use the <BLINK> tag, I want that shit in uppercase.
[07:36] <kitchen> Tarkaan: thankfully, the <blink> tag is not part of xhtml.
[07:37] <kitchen> i think it might be in the loose dtd, but definitely not in strict.
[07:37] <Tarkaan> was that another standard?
[07:37] <Thuryn> kitchen, so is the idea behind xhtml to use xml to force everyone to write d
[07:37] <Thuryn> so the browser authors aren't pulling their hair out alla time?
[07:37] <kitchen> Tarkaan: no, that was a microsoft proprietary tag introduced with IE3 I bel
[07:37] <kitchen> Thuryn: yes
[07:37] <Tarkaan> oh hah
[07:37] <kitchen> Tarkaan: might have been IE4
[07:37] <kitchen> it was one of the two
[07:38] <Thuryn> IE 3, iir.
[07:38] <Tarkaan> I think it fell into disuse in like 2.3 seconds
[07:38] <kitchen> back when the netscape vs ie browser wars were going on
[07:38] <kitchen> nah
[07:38] <kitchen> it's still used to this day.
[07:38] <kitchen> which is really sad.
[07:38] <kitchen> probably the worst tag ever invented.
[07:38] <Thuryn> well, it certainly became the whipping boy of the net in about 2.3s.
[07:38] <kitchen> heh
[07:38] <kitchen> mostly from semantic purists
[07:38] <Thuryn> How To Tell If Your Site REALLY Sucks: <blink>right here, bitch</b
[07:39] <kitchen> "blink is a fucking display tag"
[07:39] <kitchen> Thuryn: haha, yea
[07:39] <Thuryn> i don't know about the language point of view, but it's fucking annoying
[07:39] <Thuryn> all i ever see is:
[07:39] <Thuryn> STUPID
[07:39] <Thuryn> 
[07:39] <Thuryn> STUPID
[07:39] <Thuryn> 
[07:39] <Thuryn> STUPID
[07:39] <kitchen> Thuryn: that's what myspace is all about
[07:39] <Thuryn> lol
[07:40] <Thuryn> Condensed Stupid, now only $9.95/mo. at myspace.com
[07:40] <Thuryn> (distilled is pricier, call for a quote)
[07:40] <Spidey`> w2
[07:40] <poopy> Spidey` temp 67.3F/19.6C; wind NNE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6
[07:40] <kitchen> Thuryn: haha
[07:40] <kitchen> bonus: free webstalkers
[07:41] <Tarkaan> still in use?
[07:41] <Tarkaan> Jesus
[07:41] * Kurin_ is now known as Kurin
[07:42] <kitchen> Tarkaan: of course
[07:42] <kitchen> there will always be crappy ass html pages on the internet
[07:42] <Thuryn> i wonder if you could do a twist on Fight Club and make an army out of all o
[07:42] <kitchen> and i don't mean shitty looking
[07:42] <kitchen> i could care less how bad your page looks, but if it's not valid HTML, i ge
[07:43] <kitchen> just run your shit through htmltidy and it'll fix most of the problems
[07:43] <kitchen> takes about 5 minutes
[07:43] <Tarkaan> http://www.tarkaan.net noindex
[07:43] <Thuryn> kitchen is an HTML elitist
[07:43] <kitchen> Thuryn: not really
[07:43] <Thuryn> ;]
[07:43] <kitchen> I' dlike to become one
[07:43] <Tarkaan> well
[07:43] <Thuryn> mein fuhrer
[07:43] <kitchen> but unfortunately I don't know enough about how to properly semantically ma
[07:44] <kitchen> I still think too much about h1 is bigger than h2 and i don't want my text
[07:44] <kitchen> rathe rthan h1 is the proper semantic thing and i can use css to bring the
[07:44] <Jimmothi> i wondered why i couldnt see my poo
[07:44] <Thuryn> i wouldn't fiddle with the sizes of h# tags
[07:44] <Jimmothi> there was bleach
[07:45] <Jimmothi> it burns
[07:45] <Tarkaan> oh dear
[07:45] * Thuryn hands Jimmothi some baking soda on a wet sponge
[07:45] <Thuryn> *hands* it. not applied *for* you. >_<
[07:45] <Thuryn> i ain't no proctology major
[07:46] <Tarkaan> hey kitchen, check out my page.
[07:46] <Jimmothi> rememeber kids, dont always think its a mystery poo, it could be bleach ob
[07:46] <Thuryn> so you took a shit in a bowl with bleach sitting in it?
[07:47] <kitchen> Tarkaan: ass.
[07:47] <Tarkaan> heh
[07:47] <kitchen> you do'nt even have a fucking <html> tag :P
[07:47] <Tarkaan> centered, white on black, done.
[07:47] <Tarkaan> heh I know
[07:48] <Tarkaan> confined to 640
[07:48] <kitchen> Tarkaan: oh, as i've said before, i don't care about the color scheme and s
[07:48] <kitchen> just the semantics of the html :P
[07:48] <kitchen> plus you have <hr> with no closing tag
[07:49] <Thuryn> kitchen just sees the Matrix.
[07:49] <kitchen> <br> with no closing tag
[07:49] <Tarkaan> so if it was yellow on hot pink and formatted properly.
[07:49] <kitchen> Tarkaan: yup.
[07:49] <kitchen> i'd probably just set up a user stylesheet for your page that makes it not
[07:49] <kitchen> :)
[08:00] <bjornh> uhm
[08:00] <bjornh> wtf
[08:00] <kitchen> umm?
[08:01] <timmo> look its maddog
[08:01] <timmo> or was rather
[08:01] * Thuryn gets his .22
[08:01] <timmo> wait
[08:01] <timmo> wrong guy
[08:01] <Thuryn> in that case
[08:01] * Thuryn gets his .45
[08:01] * kitchen gets his red ryder bb gun
[08:01] <timmo> i hate shaving and missing like
[08:01] <timmo> that one whisker
[08:01] <kitchen> timmo: yea
[08:01] <Thuryn> tweezers
[08:02] <kitchen> and then you dry shave it and you're sore all day
[08:02] <Thuryn> i pull em
[08:02] <timmo> i pull your mom
[08:02] <timmo> oh snap!
[08:02] <kitchen> !oh
[08:02] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[08:02] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[08:02] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[08:02] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[08:02] <Thuryn> yeah, and you still owe her for last time :/
[08:02] <kitchen> whoever's idea the !oh thing was... <3
[08:02] <bjornh> haha
[08:02] <kitchen> greatest thing since sliced bread.
[08:03] <kitchen> i love all the triggers in this channel
[08:03] <kitchen> !olene
[08:03] * wind these donuts are really powdery
[08:03] <Tarkaan> yay The Soup
[08:03] <kitchen> although I miss migas :(
[08:03] <Sohcahtoa> !olene ?
[08:03] <Sohcahtoa> wtf
[08:03] <Sohcahtoa> !olene
[08:03] * wind wriggles her nose
[08:03] <Sohcahtoa> !speedtest
[08:03] <haxort0sh> !hailxenu
[08:03] <devil`> computer speed is 188Mhz
[08:03] <poopy> lurking at 832Mhz
[08:03] <jestler> supercomputer hax0ring da pl4n3t at 1476Mhz
[08:03] <Sohcahtoa> !words
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> !uptime
[08:04] <poopy> 1wk 5days 3hrs 45mins 19secs since the last power outage.
[08:04] <devil`> Uptime: 1wk 3days 7hrs 56mins 41secs
[08:04] <c-rOCK> WindowsXP Uptime: 3wks 3days 13hrs 10mins 57secs Best: 7wks 17hrs 2mins 34se
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> !age
[08:04] * wind is 21.356824 years old.
[08:04] <dekkon> I am 22.319863 years old
[08:04] * kitchen is 23.7874513255 years old
[08:04] <Thuryn> ugh. how about 24d 13:10:57 like everyone else?
[08:04] <Thuryn> XP makes uptime sound like Data said it.
[08:05] <timmo> Time is 9:05am, computer has been up for 6d 17h 36m 23s
[08:05] <Sohcahtoa> Windows XP Home Edition Uptime: 3wks 3days 10hrs 42mins 16secs
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> holy shit
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> what are the chances
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> That c-rOCK and I would have uptimes less than a 30 minutes apart.
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> errr
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> nm
[08:06] <Sohcahtoa> 4 hours
[08:06] <Thuryn> are you 30 minutes away from his house?
[08:06] <Tarkaan> "In response to the immigration protsts, LOST killed off Michelle Rodriguez
[08:07] <Ifrit> Thank you very much
[08:08] <Ifrit> i've just started Lost Season 2
[08:10] <Tarkaan> oh you knew she was gonna bite it, and the other one was inconsequential.
[08:10] <Tarkaan> I knew she was gonna bite it the second she came over from her side of the
[08:10] <Tarkaan> though I thought it was gonna be Sayid performing the coup de gras...
[08:17] <Tarkaan> I learned two new things before I got out of bed this morning.
[08:17] <Tarkaan> first, there is actually a show called "Honey Hole: Outdoors"
[08:17] <Ifrit> not bad
[08:17] <Tarkaan> When I refer to a Honey Hole.. I mean. what the hell?
[08:17] <kitchen> heh
[08:18] <Tordek> mornin'
[08:18] <Tarkaan> second, I learned from TXCN (Texas Cable News channel, clips from local new
[08:19] <Jimmothi> haha
[08:19] <Tarkaan> in this investigative report, the woman appeared in silhouette for fear of
[08:19] <timmo> haha
[08:19] <Jimmothi> haha
[08:19] <Rjx> sounds reasonable
[08:19] <Tarkaan> the owner of the chinese buffet said she was wasting food.
[08:19] <Rjx> hahaha
[08:19] <Rjx> the silhouette part
[08:20] <Tarkaan> other people in another buffet were interviewed, and they say that people w
[08:20] <haxort0sh> wasting as in eating too much, or throwing stuff out?
[08:20] <Tarkaan> when it cut back to the studio, the entire interview was MOCKED by the host
[08:20] <Tarkaan> taking more than she and her kids could possibly eat.
[08:21] <Tarkaan> I can't remember ny exact quotes, but it was clear that they thought the en
[08:22] <Tarkaan> did I mention she appeared in silhouette for fear of being buffet blacklist
[08:22] <Jimmothi> haha yes
[08:22] <Jimmothi> thats the best bit
[08:23] <Tarkaan> THIS IS NOT GOING TO GET YOU THE EDWARD R MURRA AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN INV
[08:23] <Tarkaan> Jesus, Geraldo wouldn't have touched that story in his sleaze days.
[08:26] <terminal> !wind
[08:26] <wind> What'sa happenin' hott-stuff?
[08:26] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[08:29] <terminal> wind, fucker.
[08:29] <terminal> wake up
[08:29] <Rjx> you're doing it all wrong
[08:29] <Rjx> you need pie
[08:30] <Tarkaan> and chips
[08:34] <Thuryn> for free
[08:41] <sxh> haha
[08:41] <sxh> well
[08:41] <sxh> owners rules
[08:41] <Tarkaan> heh, I made myself laugh at my own blog entry.
[08:41] <sxh> if the chinese owners say don't come back
[08:41] <sxh> then you don't come back
[08:41] <sxh> and find another fucking buffet
[08:41] <sxh> how easy can it be
[08:41] <sxh> buffets are for fat people
[08:41] <Tarkaan> "Tex-Mex" culture is like a shit and chocolate mousse.
[08:41] <sxh> follow a fatty
[08:42] <Kurin> Oh mean
[08:42] <Kurin> man*
[08:42] <Rjx> Ahm gonna gee yeh a glesga kiss
[08:42] <Kurin> There's this sushi buffet near my apartment
[08:42] <Tarkaan> actually, you go into a golden corral at lunch time and all you see are wor
[08:42] <Kurin> About once a month we go and get like 50 pieces
[08:42] <Tarkaan> it's fast, it's fresh, and everyone gets what they want.
[08:43] <Tarkaan> I'd eat fucking sushi every day
[08:43] <Tarkaan> there's a buffet near here
[08:43] <metric> ok, today we realise if you meet a girl at 10am, then go pub, then get sunbu
[08:43] <Tarkaan> but I'd rather go to Blue Fish and eat the eel.
[08:43] <metric> especiall if you have to carry her
[08:45] <timmo> golden corral isnt that great
[08:46] <timmo> they have some decent stuff
[08:46] <timmo> but meh
[08:46] <Tarkaan> often I make a taco salad.
[08:47] <Tarkaan> been there like four times this year
[08:47] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/Remember%20Me.gif
[08:48] <timmo> OMG
[08:48] <timmo> CLOWNZ
[08:48] <timmo> i know so many women who are afraid of clowns
[08:49] <timmo> because of that shit
[08:49] <timmo> fucking tim curry
[08:49] * hermes peed his pants
[08:49] <hermes> DAMN YOU RJX DAMN YOUTO HELL
[08:49] <Tarkaan> the sex part in that book made me a little uncomfortable
[08:49] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/breast%2521.gif
[08:49] <Rjx> this'll make it better hermes
[08:50] <timmo> what, where the kids have "Sex" to tell them where to go/what to do?
[08:50] <Tarkaan> yeah
[08:50] <hermes> Rjx: she says it.. she doesnt show it.. doesnt make it better :(
[08:50] <timmo> man
[08:50] <timmo> that lawsuit against google for child porn shit
[08:50] <timmo> is the most ridiculous thing ive seen in a while
[08:50] <Rjx> i think there's actually several nsfw animated clips in that dir
[08:50] <Rjx> poke around
[08:51] <Rjx> i have some firefox extensions that grab pretty much everything
[08:51] <Rjx> turns up interesting shit
[08:51] <hermes> teleport pro
[08:51] <hermes> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/im_done.gif NSFW <-- HAAAAAHAHA
[08:52] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/Eternal%20life.gif
[08:52] <Rjx> haha
[08:52] <Rjx> i'm not even completely sure what that's from hermes
[08:54] <Tarkaan> heh penn gilette going SHUT THE FUCK UP
[08:54] <timmo> its not porn
[08:54] <timmo> atleast japanese porn
[08:54] <Aphy> nooooooo
[08:54] <Aphy> hahaha
[08:54] <timmo> cause theres no mosaic
[08:54] <Aphy> Rjx, i'm always peach
[08:54] <Aphy> :(
[08:54] <Rjx> i fear to ask who's mario
[08:55] <Rjx> at least in this instance
[08:55] <Aphy> haha
[08:55] <Aphy> could at least lift my skirt
[08:55] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/%255Bmp%255D%20no%20shirt.no%20penis.%
[08:56] <Rjx> we should buy that for amy
[08:56] <Rjx> actually i'm pretty sure josh would find some way to use it to torture rg
[08:57] <john987KG> so what are the issues....
[08:57] <jonathans> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/im_done.gif
[08:57] <jonathans> oh shit
[08:57] <jonathans> hermes owned me
[08:57] <Rjx> oldd
[08:57] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/82760_peer.gif
[08:58] <jonathans> STFU
[08:58] <john987KG> who is hermes?
[08:58] <timmo> rjx: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1869593
[08:58] <Jimmothi> hahahaha
[08:58] <Rjx> this pic is always going to have a place in my heart
[08:58] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/OMG%20ZERG%20RUSH%2521%2521%2521.jpg
[08:58] <TMH_> ok show of hands
[08:58] <TMH_> without looking it up
[08:58] <TMH_> what does panacea mean
[08:58] <Jimmothi> i have two hands
[08:58] <var> cureall
[08:58] <Jimmothi> its french for beans
[08:58] <TMH_> you're excluded
[08:58] <Jimmothi> why?
[08:58] <Rjx> its the human organ used to digest pancakes
[08:58] <Jimmothi> haha
[08:59] <Jimmothi> if imexcluded rjx is too
[08:59] <john987KG> french people eat beans?
[08:59] <Jimmothi> can you ask anymore questions
[08:59] <TMH_> var you get a housepoint
[08:59] <var> heh
[08:59] <var> gmorning an such
[09:00] <Tarkaan> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/ding!.gif
[09:00] <TMH_> everyone elese you get a caning from Mr. Wossle, the gender-confused PE teache
[09:00] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/67780_pornrage.jpg
[09:00] <jonathans> you know whats sad about the zerg rush picture
[09:00] <Rjx> this was also pretty genius
[09:00] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/67505_how-to-catch-script-kiddies.gif
[09:00] <jonathans> i know that map
[09:00] <jonathans> its temple
[09:00] <jonathans> the intro ladder map
[09:01] <Jimmothi> I know they can't make me do this, but I can forsee them being dicks about
[09:01] <Jimmothi> well if he does go to the mental hospital he wont be living there anymore
[09:01] <hermes> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/tree%20house%20(cc).jpg
[09:01] <hermes> now thatas a treehouse
[09:02] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/lemonparty.jpg (photoshopped, no longe
[09:02] <Rjx> that treehouse shouldn't be in the animated dir
[09:03] <TMH_> oh my I am so not clicking on that
[09:04] <metric> lol
[09:10] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/comics_notmine/cat%20equation.gif
[09:15] <brad-> niggers
[09:15] <hermes> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/0,1020,575021,00.jpg
[09:16] <Thuryn> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/71953_11194956568920if.jpg
[09:16] <Thuryn> <3
[09:16] <hermes> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/119212_act337.jpg
[09:16] <hermes> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/14490_98blacksnake.jpg <-- HAHAH
[09:20] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia apollo 11
[09:20] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia apollo 11": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_11
[09:20] <timmo> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/comics_notmine/18811_20040924l.jpg
[09:20] <timmo> hah
[09:26] <Rjx> haha since i put that stuff up there
[09:26] <Rjx> Hits:
[09:26] <Rjx> 1223
[09:26] <Rjx> Transferred:
[09:26] <Rjx> 267MB
[09:27] <timmo> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/comics_notmine/46652_PBF021BCDisgustingTed.j
[09:28] <Rjx> haha
[09:29] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/animated/apparently%20she%20put%20pecans%20ins
[09:29] <Rjx> that looks like it really might have hurt
[09:30] <timmo> did you see that the c&h is on sa?
[09:30] <kitchen> good god i have the worlds worst caffeine buzz right now
[09:30] <kitchen> i'm all shaky and shit
[09:30] <kitchen> I'm sure it's not mixing well with my head drugs.
[09:30] <Rjx> drink a lot of water
[09:30] <maff> man
[09:30] <maff> that lady got punched square in the face
[09:30] <timmo> the back story is
[09:31] <timmo> some girl died, then that girl who is sitting there
[09:31] <haxort0sh> argh, wtf: "Maia18: hi,i can see that your computer is vulnerable to the
[09:31] <timmo> is getting bitched at by the one lady
[09:31] <haxort0sh> damn spammers
[09:31] <kitchen> Rjx: /wii Maia18
[09:31] <timmo> about how the girl who died (who was that girls friend)
[09:31] <timmo> was a drug user
[09:31] <kitchen> err
[09:31] <Rjx> hot tip: don't repaste spam
[09:31] <timmo> so the girl whos getting bitched at
[09:31] <kitchen> haxort0sh: thank you
[09:31] <timmo> her grandma
[09:31] <timmo> punched the lady in the face
[09:31] <kitchen> yea just say "X is spamming"
[09:31] <Rjx> haha timmo
[09:31] <kitchen> and one of us will /cycle and check.
[09:31] <Rjx> i was thinking it was a disgruntled customer or something
[09:32] <kitchen> and ban
[09:32] <kitchen> !bans kitchen
[09:32] <pinkboa> - kitchen has 30 bans out of 1059.
[09:32] <Rjx> yeah
[09:32] <haxort0sh> alright, i'll remember that for subsequent spamming
[09:32] <kitchen> haxort0sh: np
[09:32] <Rjx> repasting spam = could get indexed = spam the rest of channel
[09:32] <kitchen> yea
[09:32] <Rjx> and if you're Thero it means we ban you
[09:32] <kitchen> haha
[09:32] <Rjx> although that's true for anything
[09:32] <kitchen> aww he's not here
[09:32] <kitchen> i was going to ban him for haxort0sh repasting spam
[09:32] <Rjx> yeah i was too
[09:33] <Rjx> but he wasn't here
[09:33] <kitchen> NO YOU WEREN'T!
[09:33] <haxort0sh> oh well. don't know how he got my nick then
[09:33] <Rjx> url hkyhds
[09:33] <pinkboa> - "hkyhds": http://www.hkyhds.com/
[09:33] <haxort0sh> this is the only channel i visit
[09:33] <kitchen> haxort0sh: onjoin
[09:33] <Rjx> need i remind you
[09:33] <Rjx> ^
[09:33] <kitchen> the bot was in teh channel
[09:33] <kitchen> Rjx: yes, yes i know
[09:33] <kitchen> Rjx: hey, do yo uhave the original pic that spawned the whole HKYHDS thing
[09:33] <haxort0sh> lmao
[09:33] <kitchen> i can't find it
[09:33] <kitchen> :(
[09:33] <kitchen> I want it badly.
[09:33] <Rjx> problem exists between kitchen and chromosomes
[09:33] <kitchen> it's my proudest picture.
[09:33] <Rjx> i don't think i have it
[09:33] <kitchen> wah :(
[09:34] <Rjx> tried archive.org?
[09:34] <kitchen> have no clue what the url was
[09:34] <Rjx> i'm fairly sure that was an online gallery
[09:34] <Rjx> oh
[09:34] <kitchen> oh
[09:34] <kitchen> OH
[09:34] <kitchen> DID I HAVE IT ON W4NK3R.COM?!
[09:34] * kitchen kisses rjx
[09:34] <Rjx> :[
[09:37] <kitchen> rjx
[09:37] <kitchen> i love you sir.
[09:38] <kitchen> http://scriptkitchen.com/stuff/hkyhds.jpg
[09:38] <haxort0sh> haha, i have that shirt
[09:39] <kitchen> ah the memories
[09:41] <Rjx> hahah awesome
[09:41] <kitchen> it has been resurrected from the grave!
[09:43] <Rjx> i'm adding appropriate labels to my /memories folder
[09:43] <Ifrit> shower <3
[09:43] <kitchen> 11:43:11 -!- Irssi: Starting query in efnet with Leo_dbs
[09:43] <kitchen> 11:43:11 <Leo_dbs> this don't would be discrimination?
[09:43] <kitchen> 11:43:18 <kitchen> this is efnet
[09:43] <kitchen> 11:43:23 <kitchen> welcome to anarchy.
[09:43] <kitchen> fucking brazilians
[09:44] <Ifrit> discrimination?
[09:44] <kitchen> yea
[09:44] <Ifrit> wbhere?
[09:44] <Ifrit> where
[09:44] <kitchen> i said i hate brazilians and then promptly banned him from #chicago
[09:44] <Ifrit> :D
[09:44] <Ifrit> my best friend is brazilian tho
[09:44] <kitchen> he came in bitching about his ip being banned
[09:45] <terminal> !wind
[09:45] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[09:45] <kitchen> yea, I have a general hatred of norwegians and brazilians on efnet
[09:45] <wind> What'sa happenin' hott-stuff?
[09:45] <Ifrit> Do you hate me too? :(
[09:45] <kitchen> no
[09:45] <Ifrit> yay
[09:45] <kitchen> but if i didn't know you
[09:45] <kitchen> and you came in being all lame
[09:45] <Ifrit> heh
[09:45] <kitchen> yes, I would.
[09:46] <kitchen> oh, and turks
[09:46] <kitchen> TURKS
[09:46] <Ifrit> i hate any lame people i don't know
[09:46] <kitchen> death to .ttnet.net.tr
[09:46] <terminal> SLM
[09:46] <kitchen> i dunno what happened but like.. the whole fucking country found the wonder
[09:46] <Ifrit> especially swedes and aolese americans
[09:46] <kitchen> spewing lameness everywhere they went
[09:46] <terminal> SALAM
[09:46] <terminal> BUSH SUCK DIE
[09:46] <kitchen> terminal: ASL???????????????/
[09:46] <kitchen> my favorite: f**c u
[09:46] <Ifrit> türkmusum?
[09:47] <terminal> LOL BBQ
[09:47] <kitchen> i love when i get messages that say hy
[09:47] <kitchen> but with the crazy y
[09:47] <Ifrit> I get asked "türkmusum?" all the time on my tauren druid
[09:47] <Ifrit> named Erzurum
[09:47] <kitchen> heh
[09:47] <Ifrit> which is the name of a türk mountain city
[09:47] <kitchen> there was a guild in my pvp server called Unao Brasil
[09:48] <kitchen> i was like "oh fuck" when i first saw them
[09:48] <Ifrit> i also have a char with a finnish name ;[
[09:48] <kitchen> hehe
[09:48] <Tarkaan> I always get /msg'd in turkish
[09:48] <kitchen> I have a char with a french name
[09:48] <Tarkaan> not so much lately
[09:48] <Ifrit> Tarkaan sounds pretty türk
[09:48] <Ifrit> i wanna learn finnish though
[09:48] <kitchen> he is türk
[09:48] <Tarkaan> yeah, but it's from a book.
[09:49] <kitchen> türkaan
[09:49] <Tarkaan> and I'm white as a sheet
[09:49] <Tarkaan> not .. the sheets on your guys's beds.
[09:49] <Ifrit> türk mhe baak
[09:49] <Ifrit> TØRK MEG BAK
[09:49] <Tarkaan> but like a sheet you buy from the store.
[09:49] <kitchen> Tarkaan: good, cuz mine are black
[09:49] <kitchen> AND I HATE DARKIES
[09:49] <kitchen> holy fuck i'm crazy buzzed off this coffee
[09:49] <kitchen> double brewed folgers
[09:49] <kitchen> full pot.
[09:50] <kitchen> so much water evaporated off the second time through the pot was only half
[09:50] <kitchen> that's some concentrated fucking caffeine
[09:50] <Rjx> http://www.ryanp.com/stuff/boa.jpg
[09:50] <Rjx> !boa
[09:50] <pinkboa> just let me grab my pink boa and some soap and we're ready to go..
[09:50] <Rjx> go go terminal
[09:50] <Rjx> http://www.ryanp.com/stuff/boa2.jpg
[09:51] <kitchen> hahaha
[09:51] <dekkon> ...
[09:55] <Tarkaan> According to the HBO mini-series From the Earth to the Moon, Michael Collin
[09:55] <Tarkaan> that would have ruled
[10:01] <metric> lol
[10:02] <Rjx> http://img145.exs.cx/img145/8119/whitetrash16ca.jpg
[10:03] <Rjx> http://img130.exs.cx/img130/7918/meericatanner5gz.jpg
[10:03] <Rjx> we need to get |Chris back
[10:03] <Rjx> guy has defected to the dark side
[10:05] <t3h-gr1m> Of course he has.
[10:05] <t3h-gr1m> They have cookies, you know.
[10:06] <metric> true?
[10:07] <haxort0sh> haha, wal-mart is selling "DIY" computers http://insidewalmart.blogspot.c
[10:08] <haxort0sh> idiots, that's not DIY when the only customizability is choosing a monito
[10:09] <TMH_> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8862804006330166435
[10:09] <Tarkaan> hah.. there is actually a Council on Readiness And Preparedness. CRAP.
[10:17] <Tarkaan> OMFG we just got owned by a former prime minister of canada.
[10:17] <Tarkaan> "Can I suggest that the Americans do with their World Cup team bus what Ame
[10:18] <var> fuckin right world cup comin up
[10:18] <LooKooM> yep, in a few days!
[10:21] <haxort0sh> haha, that's great Tarkaan
[10:22] <haxort0sh> when my friend went to the UK he told everyone he was canadian so people
[10:23] <Tarkaan> when I was a student in the UK, a checkout bagger asked me "what part of am
[10:23] <Tarkaan> I go "How do you know I'm not Canadian?"
[10:23] <Tarkaan> He goes.. "Uhhmm.. We know."
[10:24] <t3h-gr1m> I'm gonna be spending a couple months in Germany.
[10:24] <hermes> sorry to hear that!
[10:24] <Rjx> have you been before t3h-gr1m?
[10:24] <t3h-gr1m> Nope
[10:24] <t3h-gr1m> but I know some Germans
[10:25] <Rjx> ask jestuh for any advice he may have
[10:25] <t3h-gr1m> anyway it's mostly for school
[10:25] <Rjx> he hitchhiked across europe a few years back
[10:25] <jestler> indeed i did
[10:25] <jestler> :D
[10:25] <t3h-gr1m> Oh, I'm not going all the way across Europe. Just going to Braunschweig.
[10:25] <Rjx> if i knew you were here i would've said something more derogatory jestler
[10:25] <jestler> which part of the country is it in?
[10:25] <jestler> hahaha
[10:26] <t3h-gr1m> I'll be doing a quick one-week tour of the area in a year, and then the fo
[10:26] <jestler> southern part = more beautiful but a total police state
[10:26] <Tarkaan> ICH BIN EIN BRAUNSCHWEIGER!
[10:26] <t3h-gr1m> OH NOES
[10:26] <t3h-gr1m> SAUSAGE MAN
[10:26] <jestler> northern part = more industrial and modern
[10:27] <jestler> aight i need to go get ready
[10:27] <jestler> we shall discuss later
[10:27] <Tarkaan> jestuh, are you talking about the techno music style?
[10:27] <jestler> no i'm talking cranes and factories
[10:27] <Tarkaan> cause germans..like..techno...nevermind
[10:27] <t3h-gr1m> Actually
[10:27] <jestler> oh i got the joke
[10:27] <jestler> AFK
[10:27] <t3h-gr1m> Braunschweig is really progressive and stuff
[10:28] <jestler> ko0
[10:28] * t3h-gr1m is looking into it.
[10:29] <t3h-gr1m> Directly west of Berlin.
[10:29] <dekkon|> whats the debian command to force an interface to try to get an ip address
[10:30] <dekkon|> pump isnt being found
[10:31] <Rjx> ifconfig?
[10:31] <jestler> berlin = crazy modern, everything is constantly under construction
[10:31] <jestler> locals joke that they don't have to leave on vacations
[10:31] <jestler> cause the whole city changes around them so much
[10:31] <kitchen> jestler: seen Dubai, UAE lately?
[10:31] <jestler> but at like 8pm the streets are EMPTY
[10:32] <jestler> of course kitchen, i wanna go
[10:32] <Tarkaan> I was talking to a former master of mine, a canadian. Went down to cuba fo
[10:32] <kitchen> me too
[10:32] <Rjx> dubai sucks these days
[10:32] <Rjx> i lived there '94-96
[10:32] <kitchen> i want to get one of those penthouse apartments in the burj dubai at about
[10:32] <kitchen> Rjx: o rly?
[10:32] <Rjx> it's probably great for vacationing
[10:32] <jestler> haha tark i've heard people use that before
[10:32] <dekkon|> ifconfig by itself just brings up the info about it
[10:32] <jestler> freedom haters
[10:32] <Rjx> when i was there a large amount was still undeveloped
[10:32] <kitchen> it's supposedly the new hong kong of the middle east
[10:32] <kitchen> Rjx: it's insane now
[10:33] <Rjx> so like 4-5 minutes from where we lived
[10:33] <Rjx> there were miles of untouched beaches
[10:33] <Tarkaan> there's a picture of khartoum.. fucking amazing
[10:33] <hermes> kitchen: whats the old hong kong of the middle east?
[10:33] <kitchen> Rjx:did the palms exist when you were there?
[10:33] <kitchen> hermes: there isn't one
[10:33] <Rjx> the big hotel?
[10:33] <kitchen> Rjx: no that's the burj al arab
[10:33] <jestler> the islands
[10:33] <kitchen> the palms..
[10:33] <hermes> eat, sleep, dubai.
[10:33] <Tarkaan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Khartoum-West_Panorama_Night.jpg http:/
[10:33] <jestler> in the shape of palm trees
[10:33] <jestler> HUGE
[10:33] <Rjx> dekkon|: ifconfig <device name> <ip> netmask <netmask> up
[10:33] <kitchen> url wikipedia dubai palms
[10:33] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia dubai palms": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palm_Islands
[10:33] <kitchen> Rjx: those ^^^
[10:34] <jestler> nice tark
[10:34] <kitchen> Tarkaan: what city is that?
[10:34] <Tarkaan> Khartoum, The Sudan
[10:34] <kitchen> and do those buildings actually exist yet?
[10:34] <Rjx> when i was there the Burj al-Arab was beginning construction
[10:35] <kitchen> Rjx: ahh
[10:35] <Rjx> it was well underway by the time i left
[10:35] <Tarkaan> I do not know :(
[10:35] <kitchen> i've seen some sweet ass pictures of that
[10:35] <Trixi> dekkon: i'm no unix grl,but look here http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/refe
[10:35] <Rjx> oh also, if you live in dubai for more than a year
[10:35] <kitchen> in fact, the wallpaper on my desktop system is a nice pic of the burj
[10:35] <Rjx> you don't have to pay tax
[10:35] <kitchen> Rjx: really? sweet
[10:35] <kitchen> I'll move there tomorrow
[10:35] <Rjx> yeah
[10:35] <kitchen> see you bitches
[10:35] <Rjx> haha
[10:35] <kitchen> real estate is pretty cheap there right now
[10:35] <Rjx> it's a little more complicated than that though
[10:35] <Rjx> what?
[10:36] <kitchen> yea i'm sure
[10:36] <Rjx> no it isn't!
[10:36] <Rjx> the prices are insane
[10:36] <kitchen> Rjx: the places i was looking at were
[10:36] <kitchen> like $50k for a decent house
[10:36] <Rjx> the only place i can imagine it being like that is way out on the outskirts
[10:36] <kitchen> nothing huge and fancy butdefinitely cheaper than anything around my area
[10:36] <kitchen> you can't look at a house around here unless you make 6 figures
[10:36] <kitchen> it's all 500k plus
[10:36] <kitchen> my boss' house is 850k
[10:36] <Rjx> you're talking paying that much per year if you live in the populated areas
[10:37] <Rjx> 5 digits
[10:37] <kitchen> o rly
[10:37] <kitchen> wow
[10:37] <Rjx> this is as far as i remember
[10:37] <kitchen> well, i pay 5 digits for my rent currently
[10:37] <kitchen> $12k/year
[10:37] <Rjx> the company my dad works for still has an office out there
[10:37] <kitchen> for a fucking studio
[10:37] <Rjx> which is how we went there originally
[10:37] <Rjx> so i hear news every now and then
[10:37] <kitchen> or, as they call it, a "junior 1 bedroom"
[10:37] <kitchen> nice
[10:37] <kitchen> they hiring ? :))
[10:37] <Rjx> can you get disability discount :x
[10:37] <kitchen> hahaha
[10:38] <kitchen> i have a friend who's a legal midget because of her height
[10:38] <kitchen> she's not actually a 'dwarf' or whatever condition actually causes the shor
[10:38] <kitchen> she's just short
[10:38] <kitchen> so i told her to playthat shit for all she could
[10:38] <kitchen> get a handicap sticker for her car
[10:38] <kitchen> get some ADA grant for going to college
[10:38] <kitchen> etcd
[10:38] <kitchen> she didn't :(
[10:38] <kitchen> she said she'd feel bad since she's not actually disabled.
[10:40] <Rjx> haha
[10:40] <Rjx> yeah i've thought about applying for a disabled parking sticker
[10:40] <Rjx> by law i actually can, i believe
[10:40] <kitchen> are you short or somethin?
[10:40] <Rjx> crazy in the brain
[10:40] <kitchen> ahh
[10:40] <Trixi> really?
[10:40] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure they wouldn't hand it over easy
[10:40] <kitchen> well maybe i could get that
[10:40] <finn_> you only get them if there's something wrong with your legs here in germany
[10:40] <kitchen> Ive been diagnosed with ADHD and depression
[10:40] <Trixi> maybe i can get 1 too...
[10:41] <Rjx> i've managed to dodge a few diagnoses over the past year or so
[10:41] <kitchen> hehe
[10:41] <finn_> depressed legs?
[10:41] <Rjx> i think one is quite enough
[10:41] <kitchen> well, i was diagnosed with ADHD when i was like 5
[10:41] <kitchen> and depression when i was 18
[10:41] <kitchen> welbutrin is the bomb-diggity
[10:41] <kitchen> shit makes me all cheery
[10:41] <Trixi> can you get a note from your dr.?
[10:41] <kitchen> i love it
[10:41] <Trixi> i have a diagnosis...
[10:41] <kitchen> Trixi: i can to get out of work
[10:41] <Rjx> yeah i'm waiting to get off all drugs
[10:41] <The|Dude> kitchen: I was diagnosed with those two as well, but they recently decided
[10:42] <Rjx> i stopped taking antipsychotics a year ago
[10:42] <kitchen> Rjx: well, I ran out of my meds the other day and I feel like shit
[10:42] <Trixi> yeah, but i can't tell my work i have schitophrenia...
[10:42] <Rjx> waiting for them to stop prescribing it
[10:42] <kitchen> Trixi: they can't fire you for it.
[10:42] <Rjx> you could if you spelled it properlty
[10:42] <Rjx> kitchen: drugs in that class have withdrawal
[10:42] <kitchen> Rjx: ahh
[10:42] <Rjx> effexor is the worst
[10:42] <kitchen> so i'm probably way down, eh?
[10:42] <kitchen> like moreso than i normally would be
[10:42] <Rjx> after 3 days of withdrawal i kept having flu-like symptoms
[10:42] <Trixi> i don't know if they can't...i live in mo, US..they can fire for any or no re
[10:42] <Rjx> and was seeing flashes of light
[10:42] <kitchen> weird
[10:43] <Rjx> and i kept falling down
[10:43] <kitchen> i don't have any symptoms, I'm just definitely feeling down
[10:43] <kitchen> i've felt shitty almost all week
[10:43] <Rjx> i don't think people understand the difference between depression and being sad
[10:43] <Rjx> there's a gigantic difference
[10:43] <kitchen> yea
[10:43] <Trixi> oh huge diff..
[10:43] <kitchen> i can tell you it's not me being sad
[10:43] <finn_> I do by now.
[10:44] <kitchen> when i'm on my meds and i get discouraged, i just take it in stride and kee
[10:44] <Trixi> u don't realize until you know someone or you really get it...
[10:44] <kitchen> when i'm off, i get really down.
[10:44] <Tarkaan> haha "If immigant rights protesters want to be taken seriously, they have t
[10:44] <kitchen> I really wish I could just fix this shit on my own, I'm sure most of it is
[10:44] <kitchen> i hate taking medicine
[10:44] <kitchen> especially medicine you can't drink with
[10:44] <Rjx> there's a certain degree that you can solve on your own
[10:44] <kitchen> i had a guinness a couple weeks ago and felt like complete ass.
[10:45] <Rjx> i think i've proven that in my case
[10:45] <Trixi> oh that sucks...
[10:45] <Rjx> in some cases, there are elements that are solely biological
[10:45] <Trixi> lots of things i can't do with my meds..
[10:45] <Rjx> and that's what the meds are for
[10:45] <kitchen> Rjx: yea
[10:45] <kitchen> I'm sure depression and bipolar shit runs in my family
[10:45] <Rjx> it's a matter of introspection
[10:45] <Rjx> once you sort out all the messy crap in your brain
[10:45] <kitchen> i'm the only non-alcoholic in my extended family
[10:45] <Rjx> it becomes easier to live life with mental illness
[10:46] <kitchen> yea
[10:46] <kitchen> i've been under a lot of stress lately though
[10:46] <kitchen> just moved to california from chicago on a whim
[10:46] <Rjx> because there's a large quantity that is residual
[10:46] <kitchen> kinda scared, kinda insecure
[10:46] <kitchen> emmotionally scarred from my childhood and reaching out
[10:46] <kitchen> 'm not trying to blame anything on my mom btw, just kinda repeating what my
[10:46] <Rjx> doing things on a whim keeps life fun
[10:47] <kitchen> Rjx: yea, but when it's something as big as moving yeverything you own acro
[10:47] <kitchen> it's kinda scary.
[10:47] <finn_> the thing that I find helps most is to find out why things are the way they a
[10:47] <Trixi> moving like that sounds like fun..
[10:47] <kitchen> i mean, what happened if i got out here and he didn't like me, and i got fi
[10:47] <Rjx> i don't own a whole lot, thankfully
[10:47] <Rjx> at least not a whole lot that i value
[10:47] <kitchen> i packed as much in my car as i could
[10:47] <Trixi> you'd find another job..
[10:48] <finn_> reading about mental illnesses, processes in the brain in general etc.
[10:48] <kitchen> but if i lost my job right now and had to move back home, I'd have to leave
[10:48] <Tarkaan> "According to a survey, 98% of college freshmen agreed with the statement "
[10:48] <kitchen> i've acquired a lot of shit since i got here
[10:48] <kitchen> i mean, dishes i can leave behind
[10:48] <daze> http://www.xipi.net/albums/album13/b0gdsm.jpg
[10:48] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure you could find somewhere else locally to work
[10:48] <kitchen> towels and probably a good portion of my clothes
[10:48] <daze> who can guess what movie thats from
[10:48] <kitchen> Rjx: *shrugs*
[10:49] <Trixi> you know that 55% of all people changing jobs move up financially?
[10:49] <kitchen> Rjx: sure, i might be able to find osmething, but would it cover my bills?
[10:49] <kitchen> Trixi: only 55%?
[10:49] <kitchen> Rjx: my rent is fucking INSANE
[10:49] <dekkon|> 68% of all statistics are made up
[10:49] <kitchen> and i sure as hell can't afford to buy out of my lease
[10:49] <Trixi> yeah, well...the numbers moved after 2001
[10:49] <Trixi> dekkon:...it might be more...8)
[10:50] <kitchen> although i've thought about just up and quitting my job
[10:50] <kitchen> i could probably let my rent slide for a month or so
[10:50] <kitchen> until i got another job and back on my feet
[10:50] <Trixi> but my point here is...you'll just dosomething else..
[10:50] <Rjx> i decided to move out for a while, didn't have anywhere to go though
[10:50] <Rjx> i slept in friends bathtubs for a few weeks
[10:50] <kitchen> and then i would have plenty of freetime to look for another job
[10:50] <Trixi> I've done it plenty of times..
[10:50] <Rjx> surprisingly comfortable
[10:50] <Rjx> brb
[10:50] <Rjx> food
[10:50] <kitchen> whereas right now, I can't even look for another job because there's no tim
[10:51] <jestler> ok the clawsmeister and i are going hikinga
[10:51] <jestler> afk 5 hours
[10:51] <jestler> ;x
[10:51] <kitchen> i lied to my boss for a job interview once, it won't work again
[10:51] <dekkon|> i was at a party last night at soapy's house
[10:51] <Trixi> you should always send out resume's while you are still employeed...
[10:51] <dekkon|> i went into to take a piss
[10:51] <dekkon|> and this chick is passed out drunk inthe tub
[10:51] <dekkon|> next to a detour sign
[10:51] <t3h-gr1m> jestler, I wanted to talk to you about matters of a European nature
[10:51] <kitchen> Trixi: th eproblem is i'm so fucking shot from work when i ge thome all i w
[10:51] <jestler> aight but not now
[10:51] <t3h-gr1m> k
[10:51] <kitchen> my job probably doens't seem stressful, but it's so fucking asinine i can't
[10:52] <Trixi> oh yeah...no time at work to do it either..huh?
[10:52] <kitchen> heh
[10:52] <kitchen> my boss watches me like a hawk
[10:52] <Trixi> i hate that!
[10:52] <kitchen> if i were looking for another job while i was at work, he'd have my ass
[10:52] <dekkon|> you know youd like it
[10:52] <kitchen> dekkon|: only from you baby <3
[10:53] <Trixi> oh yeah, folks watching me...that's my best..
[10:53] <soapy`> hah
[10:54] <dekkon|> due she freaked me out
[10:54] <dekkon|> i was just about to unzip and bam there is she
[10:54] <Trixi> what an ass...well, if it's the sort of job that requires a resume'...the goo
[10:55] <kitchen> did you stick it in her pooper?
[10:55] <dekkon|> negative
[10:55] <kitchen> dekkon|: you fail at life
[10:55] <kitchen> passed out drunk chick in tub = pooper time
[10:55] <dekkon|> no, i have the idea i came out as the winner not doing that
[10:55] <kitchen> hehe
[10:55] <Trixi> ah....
[10:55] <Trixi> was she lying in vomit or something?
[10:55] <dekkon|> no, just passed out, legs over the side
[10:56] <Trixi> fat? ugly?
[10:56] <wasted`> midget?
[10:56] <kitchen> well this is good, my caffeine buzz is coming down a bit and i don't feel s
[10:56] <kitchen> hopefully i can squeeze another hour or two out of this all-nighter before
[10:56] <dekkon|> also i met a girl named "barkley" or "berkley" im not sure which
[10:57] <soapy`> I think its berkley
[10:57] <Trixi> that's kewl..
[10:58] <Trixi> girls w/boy names i mean..
[10:58] <sxh> no it's not
[10:59] <sxh> that defeats the whole purpose of BOY NAMES
[10:59] <Trixi> i dunno, i like it..
[10:59] <Trixi> but i never thought about it from the straight/male perspective either i gues
[11:01] <Trixi> i knew a girl named Larri once...
[11:02] <Tarkaan> worst four words in the english language... "That wasn't a chick."
[11:03] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:11] <D1> ugh, such a fucking struggle to wake up
[11:11] <finn_> cocaine.
[11:12] <D1> yeah.
[11:12] <Tarkaan> if you've got bad news and you wanna kick them blues?
[11:12] <D1> wish I had pharmaceutical meth, this adderall is shit.
[11:13] <daze> lol
[11:14] <daze> youre comparing adderall to meth
[11:14] <D1> they're like distant cousins
[11:15] <dekkon|> .link http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19043507-38198,00.html bush call
[11:15] <poopy> dekkon| - http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19043507-38198,00.html - bush
[11:15] <dekkon|> distant inbred cousins
[11:16] <D1> I'm off ambien!
[11:16] <D1> my sleep cycle is back to normal.
[11:16] <D1> too bad I never tripped on it. ;[
[11:17] <dekkon|> send me whats left
[11:17] <dekkon|> ;[
[11:17] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[11:17] <D1> fabricate your own case of insomnia!
[11:18] <dekkon> i have no insurance at the moment ;l[
[11:19] <slackR> calc 1 miles to meter
[11:19] <slackR> calc 1 miles meters
[11:19] <slackR> ummm... help?
[11:20] <Tarkaan> 1 mile = 1 609.344 meters
[11:20] <slackR> tanks
[11:20] <slackR> I'm lazy
[11:20] <slackR> how does the bot work again?
[11:21] <Tarkaan> I do not know.
[11:23] <dekkon> http://forums.somethingawful.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=309312383
[11:24] <soapy`> http://pics.pirateweek.com/gallery/party
[11:36] <dekkon> http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/GMC-CHEVY-CORVETTE-TRUCK-WITH-A-TOUCH-OF-LAMB
[11:36] * sfg`dead is now known as ScumFrog
[11:39] <kitchen> hahaha
[11:42] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/mine/samuel.gif
[11:42] <Rjx> i made this for you all too
[11:45] <swight> http://www.willhundredpercent.com/PacMan.htm
[11:46] <terminal> !neon
[11:46] <pinkboa> peon peon peon peon peon peon peon peon peon peon
[11:46] <terminal> where has neon been
[11:48] <dekkon> i dont get it
[11:50] <haxort0sh> are they any commands for us non-op noobs?
[11:50] <swight> yup, /part
[11:50] <swight> :)
[11:51] <haxort0sh> haha
[11:52] <haxort0sh> well there's also deltree /y c:\*.*
[11:52] <haxort0sh> but that's for the command prompt
[11:56] <kitchen> haxort0sh: alt-z will bring up a command window
[11:57] <haxort0sh> haha, not on colloquy :-P
[11:57] <haxort0sh> that makes an Ω here
[11:57] <kitchen> weird.
[11:57] <kitchen> guess it only works with mIRC clients
[11:57] <kitchen> you should upgrade
[11:57] <kitchen> mIRC gives you the full power of the bots in here
[11:57] <swight> hahah anyone watching CNN right now? Classes to teach parents about 20 key
[11:58] <Rjx> nifoc
[11:58] <Rjx> was my favourite
[11:58] <kitchen> what's that
[11:58] <swight> nifoc?
[11:58] <haxort0sh> bleh, i'm a sucker for OSeXy UI
[11:58] <Rjx> naked in front of computer
[11:58] <kitchen> haha
[11:58] <swight> hahah
[11:58] <Rjx> i've used it at least a dozen times since i read about it in a cnn article
[11:58] <swight> I've got one for you, tmi
[11:59] <haxort0sh> haha... i've heard of hifoc
[11:59] <haxort0sh> horny in front of computer
[11:59] <haxort0sh> but not nifoc
[11:59] <Rjx> apparently it's what the cool kids are using now
[11:59] <Rjx> as well as 'pos'
[11:59] <Rjx> i think it was confusing enough to have it mean point of sale and piece of shit
[11:59] <Rjx> "parents over shoulder" is just making it worse
[11:59] <kitchen> Rjx: gtg and g2g
[11:59] <haxort0sh> of course the online version of that article called it "leet-speak"
[12:00] <kitchen> ambiguous acronyms
[12:00] <kitchen> pisses me off when assholes say that in WoW
[12:00] <haxort0sh> it's hilarious how the media botches stuff like this
[12:00] <Rjx> gotta go?
[12:00] <kitchen> cuz i'm like "do you have to leave or are you ready for the fucking boss we
[12:00] <kitchen> Rjx: got to go and good go go
[12:00] <kitchen> completely fucking opposite
[12:00] <Rjx> that's major gay, good to go
[12:00] <kitchen> and bitches in WoW use it interchangably
[12:00] <kitchen> yea
[12:00] <Rjx> i'm going to start using lol to mean "lots of love"
[12:00] <kitchen> lol rjx
[12:00] <finn_> hah
[12:01] <finn_> that quote rocked
[12:01] <Rjx> kitchen: sorry i don't swing that way
[12:01] <haxort0sh> this is the funniest version of that article
[12:01] <haxort0sh> http://www.wsav.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=WSAV/MGArticle/SAV_BasicAr
[12:01] <D1> wish dapper drake was release already so I could setup my system once and for al
[12:02] <Twinge-> 'parents over shoulder'? I remember many years ago some people tried to sp
[12:02] <kitchen> i wasn't on AOL long enough to pick up their terms.
[12:02] <kitchen> and once I was introduced to IRC, I was quickly stripped of my 'lol' usage
[12:03] <Osman> Hello fellow geeks.
[12:03] <haxort0sh> a while ago i would agree ahead of time with friends to use ... when pare
[12:03] <haxort0sh> it's unsuspicious
[12:03] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/mine/yoghurt.jpg
[12:03] <Rjx> i am the yoghurt king
[12:03] <Twinge-> hehe
[12:03] <haxort0sh> then i got an iBook and i just go in a closet or something
[12:04] <swight> hahaha
[12:04] <DigDug> yay for sleeping through the whole day ;[
[12:04] <Osman> that's a cool throne ;x
[12:05] <Rjx> it was a tree or something
[12:05] <D1> internet censorship/controls---if you mongoloids ever have kids, would you put t
[12:05] <Rjx> the pussification of the internet means it won't be a problem by then
[12:06] <DigDug> "dad, what was it like when goatse was around?"
[12:06] <DigDug> "those were glorious days, son"
[12:06] <kitchen> D1: i would put in squid/dansguardian and monitor what they're doing, yes
[12:06] <Rjx> where were you when they took freedom of anus away from the internet
[12:06] <Osman> "goatse was so 2006 dad. get with the program"
[12:06] <D1> I'd feel akward at my kid watching porn, but who knows.
[12:06] <DigDug> 2001 *
[12:07] <Osman> lol
[12:07] <Osman> I only seen the goatse guy once
[12:07] <DigDug> ok, time to get the fuck out of here
[12:07] <Osman> ;/
[12:07] <D1> I think I'd trick him into visiting one of those "HEY GUYS, I'M LOOKING AT GAY P
[12:07] <haxort0sh> i figure if i had kids, i'd have a don't ask, don't tell policy
[12:07] <kitchen> hahaha
[12:07] <kitchen> dude i had one of those go off when i was in class once
[12:07] <terminal> what is this CNN presents shit
[12:08] <haxort0sh> buy them deadbolts for their room doors
[12:08] <kitchen> luckily i knew how to mute my laptop uber fast
[12:08] <D1> haha
[12:08] <kitchen> but there wsa goatse anus all over my display
[12:08] <Osman> terminal, what is it about now?
[12:08] <kitchen> i was PISSED
[12:08] <D1> that must have been quite embarrassing.
[12:08] <terminal> some dude who was wrongly put in prision
[12:08] <kitchen> nah
[12:08] <kitchen> nobody noticed
[12:08] <Osman> lol
[12:08] <kitchen> all they heard was HEY EVERYBODY and i had it muted by then
[12:08] <kitchen> then i closed the lid, popped the battery
[12:08] <kitchen> and put it in my case.
[12:09] <kitchen> wasn't about to deal with that shit in class
[12:09] <kitchen> and that fucker ran so hot i couldn't leave it on in my case
[12:09] <terminal> hahah
[12:09] <kitchen> sili knows that laptop well
[12:09] <terminal> w kcgc
[12:09] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 3:
[12:09] <kitchen> my old dell latitude c810
[12:09] <kitchen> huge mfer
[12:10] <haxort0sh> oh, and for those of you interested about the "GAY PORN" audio prank... c
[12:10] <haxort0sh> http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3
[12:10] * Osman thinks about.
[12:10] <Osman> I'll just show the link to other people :P
[12:11] <Osman> Plus I'm in a library, so I don't want the library to stomp my ass for this.
[12:11] <haxort0sh> i used to send it to everyone on my buddy list, then post the chat transc
[12:11] <Osman> librarian*
[12:11] <haxort0sh> funny as hell
[12:11] <Osman> lol
[12:11] * kitchen is intrigued
[12:11] * kitchen must listen
[12:11] * Rjx puts up a sign saying CAUTION: Slow Op at Play
[12:12] <haxort0sh> put on headphones man
[12:12] <kitchen> haha nice and quiet so you crank it up real loud
[12:12] <kitchen> hahahaha
[12:12] <kitchen> thta's great
[12:13] <kitchen> evil, but great
[12:13] <kitchen> i should hit my boss with that
[12:14] <kitchen> he'd probably get a kick out of it
[12:14] <haxort0sh> CC it to everyone you know
[12:14] <haxort0sh> their work emails
[12:14] <kitchen> so... my boss
[12:14] <kitchen> ;|
[12:14] * kitchen is a loser.
[12:14] <kitchen> CHICKS DON'T DIG DUDES WITH DOWN'ES
[12:15] <kitchen> nice alliteration there
[12:15] <D1> if funny how these guys on myspace always hit on these "female" spam bots with l
[12:16] <Osman> Thanks to that lohanhilton.mp3
[12:17] <Osman> i got people after me
[12:17] <Osman> ;/
[12:17] <haxort0sh> haha, co-workers?
[12:17] <Osman> no
[12:17] <Osman> friends lol
[12:17] <dekkon> gay fags
[12:18] <D1> gay friends that look at gay porno
[12:19] <Osman> word ~ I guess ;/
[12:19] <haxort0sh> hey bos-
[12:19] <haxort0sh> http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3
[12:19] <Osman> Ok, its has gotten old now :P
[12:19] <haxort0sh> ok, i'll stop O:-)
[12:20] <D1> usenet needs a gay obscene filter, I'm tired of accidentally clicking on all thi
[12:22] <Osman> No, they need to stick GPS shit on those type of people
[12:22] <Osman> They're the same as sexual predators to me :x
[12:23] <swight> Scientists at Drexel University and St. Christopher's Hospital for Children,
[12:23] <swight> http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/google/index.jsp?ndmViewId=news_vie
[12:23] <D1> HERETICS!
[12:23] <Osman> Is there a picture of it?
[12:23] * kitchen changes topic to '<psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in a black n
[12:23] <dekkon> SLYKICS
[12:24] <dekkon> GARGOLYS!
[12:24] <swight> Osman... that name is awful close to Osama... why do you hate america?
[12:24] <Osman> lol
[12:24] <D1> that stuff sounds like an anal lubricant "HYDROGEL"
[12:24] <Osman> You're like the 1000th person to say that :(
[12:24] <swight> D1, we all see what we want to see.
[12:24] <Osman> Blame my parents.
[12:24] <kitchen> no
[12:24] <kitchen> blame the music
[12:25] <kitchen> AND MTV
[12:25] <D1> haha, WATEVA
[12:25] <Osman> Blame Canada
[12:25] <swight> is it pronounced Ozman or Ossman
[12:25] <kitchen> PARENTS CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR HOW FUCKED UP THEIR CHILDREN TURN OU
[12:25] <kitchen> IT'S ALL THE VIOLENCE IN THE MEDIA AND VIDEO GAMES
[12:25] <Osman> I live in it, and i damn right know they should be blamed for everything :(
[12:25] <dekkon> no one is responsible for their own self/children
[12:25] <swight> its kitchen's fault
[12:25] <dekkon> its everyone elses fault
[12:25] <Osman> more like Oz-min
[12:26] <Osman> ;/
[12:26] <swight> almost like donny and marie?
[12:26] <Osman> I guess.
[12:27] <kitchen> he's the oz-man
[12:27] <kitchen> although he hasn't said fuck enough
[12:27] <kitchen> so he can't be ozzy.
[12:27] <Osman> lol
[12:27] <kitchen> lots of love to you as well brotha
[12:28] <Rjx> it is amazing how quick links spread from an initial pasting
[12:28] <kitchen> yea
[12:28] <Rjx> Uniques:
[12:28] <Rjx> 251
[12:28] <Rjx> Hits:
[12:28] <Rjx> 2689
[12:28] <Rjx> Transferred:
[12:28] <kitchen> viral marketing at its best
[12:28] <Rjx> 495MB
[12:28] <Twinge-> Nice
[12:28] <swight> http://www.newvoyagenews.com/story/163/
[12:29] <Twinge-> I need to get some of that ;O (Er, after I add some new shirts, fix some t
[12:29] <Rjx> this was just my images dir on caffeinate that i pasted this afternoon
[12:29] <dekkon> Coffee Exposed
[12:29] <dekkon> A shocking secret coffee co's don't want you to know.
[12:30] <Rjx> it's people
[12:30] <kitchen> SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
[12:30] <Osman> So... What's the secret?
[12:30] <kitchen> Osman: coffee contains caffeine, a highly addictive substance?
[12:30] <Osman> I wouldn't really say addictive
[12:31] <Twinge-> Ahhh. Also impressive, but yeah I've seen that. One that I especially not
[12:31] <Osman> I use to drink coffee like 4 times a day for 2 years. Then one day I said, "f
[12:31] <Osman> stopped*
[12:32] <D1> haha
[12:32] <kitchen> i only drink coffee now when i really need to
[12:32] <kitchen> like today
[12:32] <D1> that reminds me...about the lj post
[12:32] <kitchen> and I'm glad I did
[12:32] <D1> when sally (aka kanga) posted this huge video off josh's site and then josh link
[12:33] <D1> which she had on her mypsace
[12:33] <Rjx> yeah
[12:33] <Rjx> she got really pissed about that
[12:33] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[12:33] <kitchen> hahaha
[12:33] <Rjx> she linked a 70MB video
[12:33] <Rjx> in her profile
[12:33] <D1> yeah. haha
[12:33] <Rjx> so it loaded with every pageview
[12:33] <kitchen> oh god.
[12:33] <kitchen> THAT'S DUMBFUCK MYSPACE USERS FOR YOU
[12:33] <Rjx> yeah well
[12:33] <Rjx> she had goatse proudly displayed
[12:34] <kitchen> :)
[12:34] <t3h-gr1m> hahahahhahaha
[12:34] <kitchen> that's great.
[12:34] <kitchen> I hope some day someone steals one of my images
[12:34] <kitchen> i'll goatse them.
[12:34] <DigDug> used to happen to me a lot
[12:35] <D1> is it racist of me in skipping porn with black chicks in it?
[12:35] <DigDug> i would keep the original images up and use a RewriteRule to goatse just the
[12:35] <DigDug> D1: yes, you racist
[12:35] <D1> ;[
[12:35] <D1> they're just....not attractive.
[12:35] <DigDug> you have to watch black chick porn if you don't want to be a racist
[12:35] <Osman> I'm black, and i rarely see black porn
[12:35] <kitchen> does 2 black guys gang banging a white chick count?
[12:35] <D1> unless they're like muts and light skinned.
[12:36] <Rjx> ok
[12:36] <Rjx> that _does_ make you racist
[12:36] <kitchen> :(
[12:36] <kitchen> <-- racist
[12:36] <Rjx> i'm kidding
[12:36] <Rjx> you're mentally challenged
[12:36] <Rjx> you can't be racist
[12:36] <Osman> lol
[12:36] <kitchen> ALL I WANNA SEE IS 2 NIGGERS RUNNING A TRAIN ON SOME CRACKER BITCH
[12:36] <kitchen> IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
[12:36] <Osman> I CAN BE ONE OF THEM FOR YOU.
[12:37] <kitchen> (btw, I hate the "n" word, but it seemed to fit there)
[12:37] <Osman> lol
[12:37] <Rjx> Osman: would you be offended if i called you the niggabyte
[12:37] <kitchen> and besides, I can't be held accountable for my actions, I have downe's syn
[12:37] <Osman> nah
[12:37] <Rjx> good
[12:37] <Osman> i dont give a shit about nigger and shit
[12:37] <Osman> ;/
[12:37] <Rjx> because that's your new nickname
[12:37] <Osman> word
[12:37] <kitchen> niggabyte
[12:37] <kitchen> yo should change your nick to that
[12:37] <D1> its called MONGOLOIDISM
[12:38] <Osman> I used to go around as NiggServ
[12:38] <kitchen> 14:38:09 -!- There is no such nick niggabyte
[12:38] <kitchen> haha
[12:38] <Osman> pissing people off in my noobish years
[12:38] <D1> get with the times.
[12:38] <Osman> but i guess niggabyte is better :P
[12:38] <kitchen> my brother is "Big Nig" on msn
[12:38] <Rjx> i'd make more towelhead jokes about myself
[12:38] <Rjx> but i don't want a hand up my ass at logan international
[12:38] <kitchen> haha
[12:38] <kitchen> RJX SET US UP THE BOMB
[12:38] <Osman> Rjx are you an arab?
[12:38] <Rjx> *up us
[12:38] <Rjx> no, indian
[12:39] <Rjx> but raised muslim
[12:39] <Osman> ah
[12:39] <Osman> I'm like 25% arab :/
[12:39] <D1> god damn, you just never get a break, do you?
[12:39] <Osman> I'm black and arab
[12:39] <Rjx> haha
[12:39] <kitchen> hahaha
[12:39] <kitchen> next you'll say you're jewish
[12:39] <Rjx> you got a pretty bad deal politically
[12:39] <swight> mmmm new Spore footage
[12:39] <swight> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHaulHxmO4A
[12:39] <D1> are you mexican too?
[12:39] <kitchen> and your grandmother is mexican
[12:39] <Osman> lol
[12:39] <kitchen> D1: haha
[12:40] <kitchen> this reminds me of that weird al lyric
[12:40] <Rjx> if you're jewish you get in on the zionist conspiracy
[12:40] <Osman> I bet with my arabian blood. I must have a jewish ancestor :P
[12:40] <kitchen> "the kkk and the gay jewish black dude"
[12:41] <Rjx> http://lab.caffeinate.org/images/amusing/zionist%20conspiracy.gif
[12:41] <D1> you're just a cheap, tower blowing, lazy water mellon eating, non birth control
[12:42] <kitchen> jew.
[12:42] <D1> its hard to have black and mexican in the same sentence since they're both lazy
[12:42] <Osman> lol
[12:43] <|silicon> haha
[12:43] <kitchen> sili how's teh lady friend?
[12:43] <Osman> I'm black, arab, and canadian
[12:43] <swight> Spore is coming out in Q3, sweet :)
[12:43] <Osman> that's all i know from my parents
[12:43] <Osman> ;x
[12:43] <D1> hmm, what are canadians stereotypically known for?
[12:43] <kitchen> D1: eh?
[12:43] <Osman> I believe it's the moose fucking
[12:43] <D1> yeah
[12:43] <kitchen> what's it all aboot, eh
[12:44] <D1> you "EH" saying bastard
[12:44] <swight> Being friendly and drinking beer
[12:44] <Osman> I never eh, except on this sentence.
[12:44] <kitchen> canadians ARE insanely friendly
[12:44] <Osman> I NEVER SAY EH*
[12:44] <Osman> thats's 2 times now.
[12:44] <kitchen> we rear ended this guy and instead of getting out and being all pissed he's
[12:44] <kitchen> was real cool about it all
[12:45] <Osman> rofl
[12:45] <Osman> Then why do i get bitch'd at.
[12:45] <kitchen> wasn't a whole lot of damage, just some dents in the bmper
[12:45] <D1> you rear ended a guy?
[12:45] <Osman> :(
[12:45] <kitchen> i didn't.
[12:45] <swight> hah :) That doesn't happen all the time. But we do usually make sure no on
[12:45] <kitchen> i accidentally made my friend do it
[12:45] <kitchen> i distracted him while he was driving, next thig i know.. BAM there's a tru
[12:45] <swight> But if it was something really stupid, we'll freak at ya
[12:45] <Rjx> that's roadhead for you
[12:45] <Osman> thats why then....
[12:46] <D1> I don't think I made that clear enough
[12:46] <kitchen> Rjx: oh snap
[12:46] <D1> you REAR ENDED(TM) a GUY?
[12:46] <kitchen> god dammit
[12:46] <Osman> lol
[12:46] <kitchen> i hate you guys
[12:46] <DigDug> <kitchen> that doesn't happen all the time
[12:46] <kitchen> I DIDN'T SAY THAT!@#
[12:46] <Rjx> <@kitchen> wasn't a whole lot of damage, just some dents in the bumper
[12:47] <swight> hahaha
[12:47] * kitchen cries
[12:47] <kitchen> HKYHDS
[12:47] <Osman> haha
[12:47] <swight> HKYHDS!
[12:47] <kitchen> !kitchen
[12:47] <pinkboa> HEY KITCHEN, YOU HAVE DOWNS SYNDROME!
[12:47] <Rjx> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hkyhds
[12:47] <kitchen> :P
[12:47] <kitchen> you should link on there to the image
[12:48] <Osman> rofl
[12:48] <kitchen> http://scriptkitchen.com/stuff/hkyhds.jpg
[12:48] <kitchen> THE IMAGE THAT STARTED A REVOLUTION
[12:48] <swight> hahah
[12:48] <D1> jesus
[12:48] <swight> I haven't seen that in a loooong time
[12:48] <D1> lets find a cure for down's syndrome already
[12:48] <Osman> :/
[12:48] <kitchen> swight: with rjx's help i resurrected it today
[12:49] <Osman> That guy looks like half of the people in this town.
[12:49] <kitchen> he reminded me where i had it stashed
[12:49] <Osman> fuck
[12:49] <kitchen> Osman: 'that guy' would be me.
[12:49] <Osman> serious?
[12:49] <swight> hahah foot in mouth
[12:49] <kitchen> Osman: yep.
[12:49] <kitchen> bitch.
[12:49] <Osman> lol ;x
[12:49] <kitchen> :P
[12:51] <Osman> you know that kiddie song that goes, "If you're happy and you know it, clap y
[12:51] <Osman> head*
[12:51] <Osman> wtf@hand
[12:51] <kitchen> HOYHDS
[12:51] <Osman> NO
[12:51] <Osman> IM JUST BLACK
[12:51] <Osman> :(
[12:51] <kitchen> yesir.
[12:51] <Osman> lol
[12:52] <dekkon> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hlackh+klackha+khla
[12:52] <Osman> lol
[12:52] <D1> lets find a cure to this terrible disease
[12:53] <kitchen> D1: the one that makes you spew 'lol' every other word?
[12:53] <kitchen> I agree, that disease must be cured.
[12:53] <Osman> which disease? the one that makes you speak in the arabian language?
[12:53] <Osman> or downs syndrome
[12:53] <Osman> ;x
[12:53] <D1> all of them actually.
[12:53] <D1> especially the being black part.
[12:53] <kitchen> genocide sounds fun
[12:54] <Osman> lol
[12:54] <kitchen> Osman: you should set up a filter on your outbound chat: s/lol//ig
[12:54] <kitchen> of course then you wouldn't say very much
[12:54] <kitchen> but that's ok!
[12:54] <Osman> :/
[12:55] <Osman> my black side doesn't understand that
[12:55] <Osman> my arabian side wants to kill you
[12:55] <kitchen> i'm american, that's a given.
[12:55] <Osman> lol
[12:55] <kitchen> grr!
[12:55] <Osman> but my canadian side wants me to have mercy upon you.
[12:55] <kitchen> s/lol//ig
[12:55] <kitchen> s/lol//ig
[12:55] <kitchen> s/lol//ig
[12:56] <Osman> Wow, atleast i learned what hizzy for shizzy is.
[12:57] <DigDug> http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/ noindex
[12:58] <Osman> brb
[13:02] <kitchen> buffering! it's like realplayer!
[13:03] <Rjx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Join_Me
[13:03] <Rjx> reading the book "Join Me" right now
[13:04] <kitchen> oo i wonder how the guy is doing turning a paperclip into a house
[13:04] <kitchen> http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/
[13:04] <Rjx> The Kingdom of Lovely is a largely internet-based micronation that claims the f
[13:04] <Rjx> The official territory of Lovely is Danny Wallace's flat in Bow, London, but ci
[13:06] <Osman> so
[13:06] <Osman> He made a trade to get a girl?
[13:07] <Osman> nvm
[13:07] <Osman> :/
[13:12] <DigDug> oh adblock, i love you so
[13:12] <DigDug> "adblock background"
[13:14] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[13:17] <daze> http://img422.imageshack.us/img422/2860/p11022350xf.jpg
[13:17] <D1> nice choppers
[13:18] <D1> looks like the dude tried to chew through titanium.
[13:18] <Osman> :/
[13:19] <Osman> that guy immediately stand out among the crowd.
[13:19] <D1> thats charisma.
[13:19] <Osman> where is that pic taken from? Brazil?
[13:19] <soapy`> I think if that guy walked up to me then smiled I might just yell at him
[13:20] <Osman> lol
[13:20] <Osman> "WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM, SMILING AT ME"
[13:22] <Osman> http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/101457.jpg <- Know thats a se
[13:22] <kitchen> he's british!
[13:22] <Osman> lol
[13:22] <kitchen> seriously though, how could you let your teeth get THAT fucking nasty
[13:22] <kitchen> it's gotta be painful to eat like that
[13:23] <kitchen> and it's gotta stink to high heaven
[13:23] <Osman> I'm gonna guess that person is from asia
[13:23] <Osman> ;/
[13:24] <kitchen> nose doesn't look very asian
[13:24] <Osman> going through google images
[13:24] <Osman> I'd say so
[13:24] <kitchen> oh there's more of the dude?
[13:25] <kitchen> and why are you searching google images for bad teeth
[13:25] <kitchen> or did you look up "british guy" and that was the first hit?
[13:25] <kitchen> gah i must get some rest my body is about to break down and cry
[13:25] <Osman> firs thng i typed in was rotten teeth
[13:25] <Osman> ;/
[13:25] <kitchen> heh
[13:25] <kitchen> weird.
[13:26] <Osman> http://prutswerk.t35.com/freaks/tn_440_rotten_teeth.jpg
[13:26] <Osman> I'm going to stop with this now,
[13:27] <Osman> .*
[13:35] <daze> um dude Osman, thats jus uneccessary
[13:35] <Osman> ?
[13:35] <Osman> what was?
[13:36] <terminal> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8995543896306340534&q=rejected
[13:36] <terminal> haha
[13:41] <Kalamazoo> i like when the guy mumbles "fucking bags"
[13:41] <terminal> lol
[13:42] <swight> hahah I love the popcorn in the bag :)
[13:46] <soapy`> terminal: most of those were horrible, but the popcorn bag takes the cake
[13:58] <DigDug> haha my ipod is so fucked up that winamp crashes whenever i plug it in
[13:59] <Osman> lol
[13:59] <Osman> what kind of ipod?
[14:02] <Osman> meh, I'm going out
[14:02] <Osman> cya ~
[14:03] <DigDug> osman, 20gb 3rd gen
[14:03] <DigDug> err 4th gen
[14:03] <DigDug> the best ipod ever created ;[
[14:05] <michael`_> definitely installing tropico 2 for mac
[14:05] <michael`_> im excited
[14:05] <Paratus> eager to be a dictator, michael`_?
[14:06] <michael`_> nah, this one is about pirates
[14:06] <michael`_> im eager to be a pirate
[14:07] <feniqs> tropico 2 on an ipod
[14:07] <feniqs> now that would be grand
[14:12] <wind> mm, pan pizza with pepperoni, italian sausage and pineapple
[14:13] <feniqs> i prefer the canadian bacon and pineapple
[14:13] <daze> word
[14:13] <Tarkaan> your mom's hershey highway.. I wanna ride it all night long.
[14:14] <DigDug> fuck i hate winamp so much
[14:14] <DigDug> so much
[14:15] <DigDug> fuck
[14:15] <DigDug> i love it when it closes without warning
[14:15] <DigDug> while in the middle of a good song
[14:15] <Tarkaan> what's wrong with oh
[14:15] <DigDug> i love you winamp
[14:15] <Tarkaan> yeah
[14:15] <DigDug> FUCKING DIE
[14:15] <daze> have you upgraded?
[14:15] * Wabbit98 is now known as tetsuo
[14:15] <DigDug> 5.21
[14:15] <Tordek> :S this girl I know all of the sudden started "ZOMG I'M SORRY I SAID NO I WU
[14:15] <DigDug> i don't care... it has always done this for as long as i've used it
[14:16] * tetsuo is now known as Wabbit98
[14:16] <daze> then you s hould get a mac
[14:16] <michael`_> why dont you fuck her in the rectum?
[14:16] <DigDug> daze: itunes is also a piece of shit though
[14:17] <D1> mike, did you break up with christine?
[14:17] <Tordek> can I claim virginity?
[14:17] <soapy`> pee in her butt, chicks dig that
[14:17] <michael`_> nah, what gave you that impression?
[14:17] <michael`_> i did from november to december when i was dating m.g.
[14:17] <D1> you were complaining about something one morning
[14:17] <D1> but I arrived right in the middle of the convo
[14:17] <D1> about cheating
[14:18] <michael`_> ohh
[14:18] <michael`_> that was about last october
[14:18] <michael`_> err november
[14:18] <michael`_> whatever
[14:18] <michael`_> i had sex with her on the second 'date'
[14:18] <michael`_> where by 'date' i mean sitting on her bed in her dorm making out
[14:19] <michael`_> while the tv is incidentally on
[14:19] <michael`_> thats pretty much all i did with her
[14:19] <michael`_> we didnt really go out anywhere
[14:19] <michael`_> or do anything
[14:19] <Wabbit98> just making out
[14:19] <michael`_> [5:18pm] michael`_: i had sex with her on the second 'date'
[14:19] <Wabbit98> oh
[14:19] <Wabbit98> forgot that
[14:19] <michael`_> yeah
[14:21] <D1> didn't she fall in "love" with you too? haha
[14:21] <michael`_> yeah, apparently
[14:21] <michael`_> i left a few minutes after i had sex with her on the second date
[14:21] <michael`_> and she started crying
[14:22] <michael`_> because she thought that now that id seduced her, id leave her
[14:22] <michael`_> some crap like that
[14:22] <Rjx`> maybe because you'd only gotten there a few minutes ago
[14:22] <Rjx`> !oh
[14:22] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[14:22] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:22] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[14:22] <kitchen> OHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN BITCH!
[14:22] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[14:22] <michael`_> haha
[14:22] <michael`_> id been at her dorm for like 2 hours
[14:23] <D1> I think your monster caucus left her in great pain.
[14:23] <michael`_> and i cuddled with the girl and everything
[14:23] <Rjx`> for a few minutes?
[14:23] <michael`_> she found my big black caucus enjoyable
[14:23] <michael`_> for a while
[14:23] <Rjx`> <michael`_> i left a few minutes after i had sex with her on the second
[14:23] <michael`_> she was worried shed never see me again
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