Session Start: Fri May 05 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <timmo> http://www.taint.co.uk/mp3_&_downloads.htm
[00:02] <timmo> these guys are awesome
[00:06] <ExZippo> timmo: You got the new The Streets?
[00:07] <timmo> nah i havent gotten around to grabbing it yet
[00:07] <timmo> i didnt like the single
[00:08] <ExZippo> I just heard they had a new one and remembered you liked 'em
[00:09] <ExZippo> did you check out that TheStart video I aimed you at?
[00:15] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1867138
[00:23] <timmo> http://digg.com/movies/MI3_Premiere_Prank_Planned_-_This_will_Piss_OFF_Tom_Cr
[00:25] <jestuh> wow i can't believe apple is getting into the YOU CAN'T LINK TO COPYRIGHTED
[00:26] <jestuh> threaten the idiot hosting it
[00:26] <jestuh> that will break the whole internet if they get their way
[00:28] <TMH_> I guess they can't get the idiot hosting it
[00:28] <TMH_> so they have to do it the long way round
[00:28] <TMH_> I guess as an act of defiance everyone's going to stick this on thier website
[00:29] <jestuh> yeah totally ridiculous
[00:29] <jestuh> they think they can get away with it cause of that bullshit decision against
[00:30] <jestuh> where they have to remove the actual link but could still have the text for
[00:30] <jestuh> -=oB
[00:30] <timmo> so as long as it doesnt link
[00:30] <jmx> wouldnt that be both worse and more of an infringement?
[00:30] <timmo> you can write out the url?
[00:31] <timmo> or do you mean
[00:31] <jmx> because then you have the material but no source
[00:31] <timmo> you can write out all it has
[00:31] <timmo> but not link the url
[00:32] <jmx> and i might have to watch syriana again, wasnt really paying all that much atte
[00:32] <timmo> that hot chick from mythbusters
[00:32] <timmo> is going to be in fhm
[00:33] <jestuh> <timmo> so as long as it doesnt link
[00:33] <jestuh> ^-correct
[00:33] <jestuh> they had a mirror page up full of links to decss
[00:33] <jestuh> judge ruled they had to remove the links the the text urls were free speech
[00:33] <jestuh> -=oB
[00:33] <jestuh> link but the*
[00:33] <jestuh> links but the*
[00:33] <jestuh> holy fuck am i tired
[00:34] <jmx> what was the judge smoking when he came up with that one?
[00:34] <jestuh> i need to read the opinion again, it's been a few years now
[00:34] <timmo> thats hilarious
[00:36] <jestuh> ok my eyes are closing on me
[00:36] <jestuh> 1 page left to go
[00:36] <jestuh> shouldn't be bad in the morning
[00:36] <jestuh> night
[00:36] <jmx> night
[00:37] <bjornh> morning
[00:38] * bjornh prays for Rjx
[00:45] <Efreeti> poopy is cheating
[00:45] <Efreeti> pulling 21's out of his ass ;[
[00:53] <Scmfrg`a> w2 London, Englang
[00:53] <poopy> Scmfrg`a location not found
[00:53] <Scmfrg`a> durr
[00:53] <Scmfrg`a> w2 London, England
[00:53] <poopy> Scmfrg`a temp 55F/13C; wind WSW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[00:54] <Scmfrg`a> man, gonna be another hot day
[00:54] <Scmfrg`a> and im stuck in an non airconditioned office :/
[00:54] * Scmfrg`a is now known as ScumFrog
[01:01] * Disconnected
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[01:01] * Topic is 'fuck bitches, seriously | Rjx is in the hospital with a case of Her Majesty's R
[01:01] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Thu May 0
[01:15] <ExZippo> "His eagerly-awaited debut album Sexor welcomes the listener to "Planet Sex
[01:34] <glen2> Morning.
[01:34] <ScumFrog> hurro
[01:35] <Paaasd> what is geekissues?
[01:35] <Paaasd> is it where people can post links?
[01:42] <glen2> I think Geekissues is a political movement based around http://bash.org and h
[01:42] <Paaasd> lol
[01:42] <Paaasd> no
[01:43] <ScumFrog> heh, fewl
[02:10] <ScumFrog> Probably shouldnt of opened up the carnival at work
[02:10] <ScumFrog> oh well
[02:30] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[02:37] <catnip> good morning
[02:38] <catnip> Rjx: are you fully recovered?
[02:41] <LooKooM> erotic desserts : http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/8808/eroticdesserts3hz.j
[02:49] <catnip> http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_56577.jpg LOL
[02:50] <ScumFrog> sfw?
[02:53] <catnip> what?
[02:55] <andrew> ScumFrog; can you say "shit" at work?
[02:55] <andrew> if so, then yes, it's safe
[02:55] <ScumFrog> oh good
[02:56] <catnip> its safe
[02:56] <catnip> its not a big deal
[02:56] <catnip> ill take the sfw note...
[02:57] <catnip> I can say fuck at work, and i'm cosntantly watching live tits and ass
[02:57] <ScumFrog> Thats nice for you
[02:58] <catnip> tattoo parlour ftw!
[02:59] <catnip> sfw http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_56548.jpg
[02:59] <catnip> the true windows fanboy
[03:00] <catnip> speaking of fanboys, I have a tux tatt scheduled today, wonder if the guy sh
[03:01] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:06] <andrew> catnip; does that make you lose hope for humanity?
[03:06] * Cctoide_ is now known as Cctoide
[03:09] <andrew> w2 72015
[03:09] <poopy> andrew temp 62.4F/16.9C; wind ENE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[03:13] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[03:13] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 59F/15C; wind West 7mph/11kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 5:26AMBST;
[03:13] <ScumFrog> seems warmer than that :/
[03:29] <Cctoide> I can't decide whether I should burn at 4x or 8x.
[03:29] <Cctoide> Or whether I'm just too paranoid about compatibility with stone-age drives.
[03:31] <ScumFrog> 8x man
[03:31] <ScumFrog> dont live in the past!
[03:31] <Cctoide> This can go up to 40x, apparently
[03:57] <FlaVouR> shhh
[03:57] <metric> :(
[03:57] <metric> something actally wrong with Rjx?#
[03:57] <FlaVouR> dunno
[03:57] <FlaVouR> I just got here
[03:58] <FlaVouR> Rjx has been idle 7mins 9secs,
[03:58] <FlaVouR> prolly not
[03:58] <metric> kk
[03:58] * metric licks flavour
[03:58] <FlaVouR> erm
[03:58] <FlaVouR> Please god you are a girl
[03:58] <ScumFrog> hes been idle for 11hours
[03:58] <Rjx> wtf
[03:59] <FlaVouR> ?
[03:59] <ScumFrog> not anymore :/
[03:59] * Rjx changes topic to 'dekkon is in hospital with a case of the gay'
[03:59] <FlaVouR> kekeke
[03:59] <metric> :)
[04:00] <FlaVouR> A seven nation army couldnt hold me back
[04:00] <FlaVouR> boom ba boom boom
[04:00] <FlaVouR> *dance like a white boy on crack*
[04:04] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/run_lol_run.jpg
[04:04] <FlaVouR> heh
[04:05] <timmo> OMG I THOUGHT U WERE IN THE HOSPITAL
[04:05] <timmo> R U OK?
[04:06] <Rjx> ;[
[04:07] <FlaVouR> HMR is kaaak
[04:09] * Cctoide 's registry a splode
[04:10] <Rjx> The FCC released an order yesterday that requires all broadband providers and a
[04:11] * Cctoide shuts down the interweb
[04:12] <ScumFrog> fucking hell
[04:12] <ScumFrog> is nothing safe anymore?¬
[04:12] <ScumFrog> ;|
[04:14] <Rjx> Standing 1.6 meters tall and weighing about 50 kilograms, she can understand ot
[04:14] <Rjx> http://photo.hankooki.com/newsphoto/2006/05/04/kt2200605041759320and.jpg
[04:14] <Rjx> http://times.hankooki.com/lpage/200605/kt2006050417203910160.htm
[04:14] <Rjx> Korean Scientists Develop Female Android
[04:14] <andrew> anime fanboys around the world rejoice
[04:14] <ScumFrog> haha
[04:18] <Rjx> The anti-Scientology activists at HailXenu.net will fly an airplane towing bann
[04:18] <Rjx> The movie stars Tom Cruise, a well-known member of and advocate for the cult, a
[04:21] <andrew> goons are dumb
[04:21] <TMH_> hey rjx
[04:21] <TMH_> whats this about you being in hospital
[04:22] <Rjx> it's just dekkon being gay;[
[04:22] <TMH_> ah
[04:37] <finn_> SohcahWTF ?
[04:47] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=bfc385724f9536d74c3c2da80ac
[04:47] <timmo> haha
[04:47] <timmo> a guy is commissioning a logo, and hes going to pay in booze
[04:50] <FlaVouR> Wind!~
[04:51] <wind> ?
[04:51] <FlaVouR> *closes the window(
[04:54] <finn_> if I paypal one of you money (living in the US), could they paypal it somewhe
[04:54] <FlaVouR> you trust these ppl?
[04:55] <finn_> it's my only chance to get the money where I want it
[04:55] <finn_> cause the receipient only accepts from "confirmed in the US"
[04:58] <FlaVouR_> if he wants the cash he'll bewnd the ruke
[04:58] <FlaVouR_> rule
[04:58] <FlaVouR_> its a buyers market
[04:59] <Rjx> w2
[04:59] <poopy> Rjx temp 64F/18C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[05:00] <ExZippo> I am nearly broke
[05:00] <ExZippo> help.
[05:01] <Thuryn> ;[
[05:01] <Rjx> sell stuff
[05:01] <Thuryn> like your sister
[05:01] <ExZippo> I wish I had a sister to sell
[05:01] <ExZippo> Then all of my problems would go away
[05:02] <Thuryn> sell anything that is costing you money
[05:02] <ExZippo> My food?
[05:02] <ScumFrog> eating is cheating
[05:02] <timmo> http://happysmurfday.livejournal.com/256674.html
[05:04] <Thuryn> can't sell the food, unless it's going to go bad before you have a chance to
[05:04] <Rjx> just got my flight stuff through in the mail
[05:04] <Rjx> doesn't look like it has been opened en-route
[05:04] <Thuryn> learning to fly?
[05:05] <Rjx> no, i learned my lesson that time i was on the seesaw with your mother
[05:05] * FlaVouR_ is now known as FlaVouR
[05:05] <ExZippo> More like your learned that lesson when you crashed that plain in a field a
[05:05] <Thuryn> Rjx, you just didn't flap your arms hard enough
[05:06] <ExZippo> He didn't have flaps to flap, unlike your mother
[05:07] <Thuryn> my mom's a whore. she keeps trim. fatties are bad for business
[05:07] <Rjx> niche market
[05:07] <Oopsie> your mom is a niche market.
[05:07] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:07] <Thuryn> lol
[05:08] <Rjx> are we that predictable
[05:08] <ExZippo> "Little Man" Movie Synopsis: Shawn Wayans plays a man so anxious to become
[05:08] <Rjx> it'll break box office records
[05:09] <timmo> dude i saw the previews for it
[05:09] <timmo> i wanted to kill myself
[05:09] <Rjx> haha it's a real movie?
[05:09] <timmo> yes.
[05:09] <timmo> they have the one wayan
[05:09] <timmo> with a digital body
[05:10] <Rjx> i guess hollywood just stopped trying
[05:10] <timmo> thats like
[05:10] <timmo> 1ft tall
[05:10] <timmo> so with his head
[05:10] <timmo> hes like two feet tall
[05:10] <ExZippo> Also isn't The Ringer EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME PLOT as that southpark episo
[05:10] <ExZippo> Did they just go "haha fuck what a great idea, make that a movie!"
[05:10] <Thuryn> they often do
[05:11] <Rjx> that same joke was in a GTA:VC radio commercial too
[05:11] <Thuryn> plots are just recycled a lot nowadays
[05:11] <Rjx> where there's a mixup at the adoption center
[05:11] <Rjx> and the family end up taking home a 45 year old investment banker
[05:11] <timmo> 6:10] [ExZippo] Also isn't The Ringer EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME PLOT as that s
[05:11] <timmo> [06:11] [ExZippo] Did they just go "haha fuck what a great idea, make that a
[05:11] <timmo> the ringer was in production and such
[05:11] <timmo> long before south park
[05:11] <timmo> came up with it
[05:11] <ExZippo> So they say
[05:11] <timmo> i remember hearing about it
[05:11] <timmo> long before the sp episode
[05:12] <timmo> because the kids of witney high were in it
[05:12] <Rjx> http://www.donotupload.com/comics/more_dumb_ideas_from_hollywood.gif
[05:12] <Rjx> http://www.donotupload.com/comics/how_hollywood_movie_ideas_are_born.gif
[05:12] <Rjx> i've made enough jokes about the douchebags that make up the hollywood thinktan
[05:13] <ExZippo> I have an idea for a movie
[05:13] <ExZippo> It's about a special agent
[05:13] <timmo> they should make a neuromancer movie
[05:13] <ExZippo> right?
[05:13] <timmo> because it doesnt work as a book
[05:13] <ExZippo> and his car is REALLY advanced, right?
[05:13] <ExZippo> And it TALKS
[05:13] <ExZippo> LIKE A PERSON
[05:13] <ExZippo> I'm thinking of calling it Duskrider.
[05:14] <timmo> we can call it
[05:14] <timmo> DAYRIDER
[05:14] <timmo> or maybe
[05:14] <timmo> NIGHTDRIVER
[05:14] <Rjx> i remember this clip of hunter s thompson when the producers/directors of the f
[05:14] <jeek> DAWNBUGGY
[05:14] <Rjx> and they said they wanted to have a giant cartoon wave sweep him across the des
[05:14] <Rjx> he flipped out
[05:14] <Rjx> and the folks started grovelling
[05:15] <Rjx> he started moving towards his gun cabinet
[05:15] <timmo> thats because when hst flips out
[05:15] <Rjx> and they made excuses and left
[05:15] <ExZippo> PEONRIDER
[05:15] <timmo> hst flips out
[05:15] <Rjx> yeah
[05:15] <timmo> and shoots an assistant
[05:15] <Rjx> dude, you have to read "the great shark hunt"
[05:15] <timmo> twice
[05:15] <Rjx> haha he was trying to shoot a bear;[
[05:15] <Rjx> she got in the way
[05:15] <timmo> haha
[05:15] <timmo> thats like the most fucked up unbelievable story
[05:15] <timmo> him shooting her
[05:15] <timmo> on purpose is more believable
[05:15] <timmo> ;[
[05:15] <Rjx> the article from where he was at the superbowl
[05:16] <Rjx> and randomly decided he must make a sermon from the balcony
[05:16] <Tark-Work> oh dayum. I go into my work-in-progress server, I put in a really good t
[05:16] <Rjx> frantically scrawled it down
[05:16] <Rjx> and started preaching to the hookers and gamblers below the hotel
[05:16] <Rjx> from the balcony at 2am
[05:16] <ExZippo> timmo: "I miss fired and shot the side of my hunting buddies face." - Dick
[05:16] <timmo> hah
[05:16] <Rjx> there's one part where he's tailing some skiier
[05:16] <Rjx> for an interview
[05:17] <ExZippo> If America beleves THAT one
[05:17] <ExZippo> They'll beleve HsT
[05:17] <Rjx> and at one of the press conferences these guys come up to him and ask him if he
[05:17] <Rjx> so on a whim he says yes
[05:17] <Rjx> so they ask him what he's doing
[05:17] <Rjx> "i'm smoking marijuana, what do you think makes me ski so damn fast?"
[05:18] <Rjx> and they backed off slowly
[05:18] <Tark-Work> ExZippo, they have a word for that down here in Texas btw.. "Peppered"
[05:18] <ExZippo> The best one I saw was they were at his place, and he had just got up (it w
[05:18] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, you have some real winners in your office, eh?
[05:19] <Tark-Work> yeah Thuryn, who the fuck puts a comma in a filename
[05:19] <ExZippo> They were there to interview him
[05:19] <Thuryn> really, man. thzt's just lame
[05:19] <Rjx> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=IMAFAG
[05:20] <Rjx> still cracks me up
[05:20] <Rjx> unluckiest random id ever
[05:21] <FlaVouR> ouch
[05:21] <ExZippo> the fact he has no shirt makes that even more funny
[05:21] <Tark-Work> ohhhh that's gay.
[05:22] <Thuryn> http://neoquasar.org/~rhys/gold.jpg
[05:22] <Rjx> i'm slacking on my juggling practice
[05:23] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BMNRSS
[05:25] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=EZEYSE hahahahahaha
[05:26] <finn_> there's no reason not to be able to juggle
[05:26] <finn_> I wonder why I can't
[05:26] <Rjx> takes practice
[05:26] <finn_> I have all time in the world
[05:27] <finn_> just too lazy :(
[05:27] <Rjx> i learned from one of the nurses in hospital
[05:27] <timmo> i can juggle 2 things one handed
[05:27] <timmo> but not three things two handed
[05:27] <jeek> I've not very good at handling my balls. :/
[05:27] <finn_> yeah, remember you telling us about that rj
[05:27] <Rjx> that's mad
[05:27] <Rjx> east
[05:27] <Rjx> er
[05:27] <Rjx> that's mad easy timmo
[05:27] <Rjx> two things with one hand
[05:28] <timmo> im talking actual juggling not
[05:28] <timmo> im throwing this and catching it
[05:28] <Rjx> yeah i know
[05:28] <timmo> i can do it with tennis raquets too;]
[05:28] <Rjx> also i am heavily addicted to oingo boingo lately
[05:28] <Rjx> i blame your influence
[05:29] <timmo> ;]
[05:29] <finn_> what's oingo boingo?
[05:30] <Rjx> danny elfman's band
[05:30] <jeek> I have that tattooed on one side of my penis.
[05:30] <jeek> The other side has "WELCOME TO THE SUNNY ISLAND OF JAMAICA"
[05:31] <timmo> http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=18&f=1146188692638.jpg
[05:31] <timmo> nws
[05:31] <jeek> Thanks for the warning, as
[05:31] <jeek> ass
[05:32] <TMH_> its on fapomatic.com
[05:32] <timmo> its fucking fapomatic
[05:32] <TMH_> is it likely to ever be safe for work
[05:32] <jeek> Posting furry porn should be an automatic kickban. :/
[05:32] <timmo> tard
[05:32] <jeek> I'd never heard of that site before.
[05:32] <Rjx> is fapomatic another cloak enterprise
[05:33] <Thuryn> what. the. fuck.
[05:33] <timmo> rjx: yeah
[05:33] <Thuryn> is that a bizarre Disney-meets-engrish-meets-porn thing?
[05:34] <Tark-Work> yeah
[05:34] <Tark-Work> that's like not even furry porn
[05:34] <jeek> Dude's fucking a teddy bear
[05:34] <Tark-Work> that's some kinda.. I dunno
[05:35] <Tark-Work> that's one frame out of like 6
[05:35] <jeek> 2 frames
[05:35] <Tark-Work> HA! I'm not the one still looking at it!
[05:36] <jeek> It scarred my brain.
[05:36] <jeek> I closed it right after skimming it.
[05:38] <Tark-Work> I'd rather jerk off into the eternal flame than print these drawings all
[05:39] <ExZippo> lets see if I can find any girls I know on Hot or Not
[05:40] <ExZippo> "The shallow and vindictive need not apply. Nor the army recruits with bice
[05:40] <timmo> Born-again Christian: "Have you invited the Lord Jesus into your heart?"
[05:40] <timmo> Desmond Howl: "No, the place is a mess."
[05:40] <ExZippo> Batman socks?
[05:40] <ExZippo> I am so there
[05:41] <ExZippo> http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/HL/NY/HM/GMOQKZAHAYRG.JPG
[05:41] <Rjx> yeah this is definately cloak's work
[05:41] <Rjx> http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=18&f=%3E%3Ciframe%20src=www.google.com%20widt
[05:41] <timmo> it IS
[05:41] <ScumFrog> not bad ExZippo
[05:41] <ScumFrog> not bad at all
[05:41] <timmo> because its imageshack, but for adult pictures
[05:41] <Thuryn> zip: she's cute, but needs some self-confidence, methinks
[05:41] <Tark-Work> Posting your pic on hot or not is like looking at price tags at Cartier.
[05:42] <ScumFrog> haha
[05:42] <ScumFrog> tru dat
[05:42] <Rjx> picture may be hiding a mutilated side of face
[05:42] <ScumFrog> only got one eye or something
[05:43] <Rjx> she could be borg
[05:43] <Thuryn> hot borg, though
[05:43] <Tark-Work> in that case, resistance would be futile anyway, so who gives a shit?
[05:43] <Rjx> persistence is futile
[05:43] <Rjx> = stop messaging
[05:43] <ExZippo> Batman socks dudes
[05:43] <ExZippo> BATMAN. SOCKS.
[05:44] <Thuryn> it's not so much that she has batman socks...
[05:44] <Thuryn> ...as it is that she knew to mention them.
[05:44] <Rjx> i don't get the batman socks thing
[05:44] <Rjx> is it something abnormal
[05:44] <Thuryn> it's just something odd and interesting.
[05:45] <Thuryn> and batman is cool, even if some of the movies and shit suck.
[05:45] <ExZippo> I'd fuck a girl if she had batman socks.
[05:45] <Tark-Work> and rjx, that link you posted makes IE6 cry
[05:45] <Thuryn> (e.g. george clooney)
[05:45] <Thuryn> i'm thinking about getting Serena[T] some batman socks now.
[05:45] <Serena[T]> what?
[05:45] <Thuryn> sorry. too late. you missed it.
[05:45] <Serena[T]> no way man, utility belt, no socks.
[05:46] <Rjx> antishark spray
[05:46] <Thuryn> you can't wear a utility belt.
[05:46] <Serena[T]> i can hike it up
[05:46] <Thuryn> it wouldn't fit
[05:46] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=N8AZERK I know her. Only took 25 clicks
[05:46] <Serena[T]> hey, would too
[05:46] <Thuryn> more like a utility SASH
[05:46] <Thuryn> and no cheating by calling it a "bandolier"
[05:47] <Serena[T]> :(
[05:47] <Tark-Work> ExZippo, would you hit it?
[05:47] <ExZippo> No
[05:47] <ExZippo> She's a fuggly mutt under that bluring, artifacting and glasses
[05:47] <Thuryn> and making a weird face
[05:47] <Tark-Work> looks like a good ass
[05:47] * Thuryn is a sucker for redheads
[05:48] <Serena[T]> the 'share her with a friend' link at the bottom always makes me think of
[05:48] * jeek snaps his finger on the head of his dick until it turns red
[05:48] <Thuryn> "if you wanna be with me, you gotta get with my friends..."
[05:48] <jeek> make it last forever.. friendship never enddssss
[05:48] <jeek> BASTARD
[05:49] <Thuryn> lol
[05:49] * Thuryn got jeek singing old school crappy hiphop
[05:49] <Thuryn> w00t
[05:49] <jeek> So here's the story, from A to Z..
[05:49] <jeek> You wanna get with me, you better listen carefully...
[05:49] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GYNZGZK I've met her before
[05:50] <ExZippo> So that's 2 in 50 clicks
[05:50] <Thuryn> she looks - and sounds - stuck on herself
[05:50] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GYGUHMH
[05:50] <ExZippo> her too
[05:50] <ExZippo> 3 in 52
[05:51] <Thuryn> she looks like fun. terrible shot. very cool tee, though
[05:51] <Tark-Work> nice tits
[05:51] <Tark-Work> for a regular person
[05:52] <ExZippo> pretty much if their profile says "Hamilton" and "student" I've met them
[05:52] <Thuryn> i like the fact that she hangs out with people with green hair
[05:53] <Tark-Work> ExZippo, tell her I'd hit it
[05:53] <Rjx> http://web.archive.org/web/20031115032355/hax0rsp33k.w0wz3rz.com/orion.jpg
[05:53] <ExZippo> I no longer live in Hamilton
[05:53] <ExZippo> And people in Taupi fear computers
[05:54] <Tark-Work> Rjx: ?
[05:54] <ExZippo> Taupo, even
[05:54] <Thuryn> Taipei?
[05:54] <Rjx> someone with amanda's AIM contact tell her she sucks for forgetting to re-reg w
[05:54] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GQOSRUH
[05:54] <Rjx> pieces of #geekissues history almost lost forever
[05:55] <Tark-Work> ExZippo, that's a dude
[05:56] <ExZippo> Your dad is a dude but you still fuck him
[05:56] <ExZippo> So why are you complaining?
[05:56] <Rjx> http://web.archive.org/web/20031115030407/hax0rsp33k.w0wz3rz.com/nothuman.jpg
[05:56] <Rjx> JESSIKA EVE
[05:56] <Rjx> url jessika eve
[05:56] <pinkboa> - "jessika eve": http://www.xanga.com/groups/rnp.aspx?d=n&user=mamataz&id=1
[05:57] <ExZippo> http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=GLRQBRK <--- looks like Michelle Trac
[05:58] <Thuryn> looks like can't spell worth a shit
[05:58] <Tark-Work> yeah she does kinda. better than the Michelle Hasanadamsapple you posted
[05:58] <andrew> lmao
[05:59] <ExZippo> there are a lot more new zealanders up on this thing since I put my pic up
[05:59] <ExZippo> In like 1998
[06:00] <jeek> kiwi.hotornot.com
[06:00] <andrew> enzedders catch on slowly.
[06:01] <ExZippo> More like most of them just discovered what a "computer" was
[06:03] <Tark-Work> lol enzedders.
[06:04] <Tark-Work> heh there's an NPR station called WKKF
[06:04] <ExZippo> been through them all now
[06:04] <Tark-Work> looks like a bad aol chat room abbreviation
[06:06] <Rjx> haha http://web.archive.org/web/20021026160143/lessthan3.com/images/La.jpg
[06:06] <Rjx> isn't that lana?
[06:08] <D4rg0n`> http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid
[06:19] <Serena[T]> so, what's a good bit torrent tracker for those not in the know?
[06:22] <andrew> demonoid, i guess.
[06:22] <andrew> i don't really use public bt sites, even though it'd probably be easier :(
[06:23] <Serena[T]> i thought it'd be nice to get all of the ds9 and watch them in order
[06:24] <Rjx> public trackers tend to suck for large files
[06:25] <Rjx> because most of the people are leechers
[06:25] <Rjx> i spent a month trying to grab season 2 of nip/tuck
[06:25] <Rjx> downloaded 2GB, uploaded 10GB
[06:25] <Serena[T]> yeah, from what i can tell that's how this is going to be
[06:26] <Serena[T]> any recommendations then?
[06:26] <Rjx> there may be one or two irc channels devoted to ds9/star trek episodes
[06:26] <Rjx> so poke around searchirc.com first
[06:26] <Serena[T]> sweet, i completely forgot about that
[06:27] <Serena[T]> i got really lucky with farscape so sometimes i forget that it might be m
[06:27] <Serena[T]> <3
[06:28] <Serena[T]> i read that nick as 'nihiboobs'
[06:28] <Serena[T]> perhaps the font on xchat needs to be made bigger
[06:28] <andrew> one track minded.
[06:28] <andrew> mind, rather!
[06:28] <Thuryn> nihi is from a different chan anyway
[06:29] <Serena[T]> dude, why would i be focusing on boobs? i've got 'em
[06:29] <D1> I take it last night's topic was bogus
[06:30] <andrew> so? maybe you're narcissistic!
[06:30] <D1> or a closet lesbian.
[06:30] <andrew> touché
[06:30] <andrew> brb
[06:30] <Serena[T]> hmmm
[06:32] <csqrl> haha @ orion.jpg
[06:32] <csqrl> i think i was 15
[06:39] <csqrl> we had a crazy storm last night
[06:39] <Tark-Work> me too
[06:39] <csqrl> you know how many rain drops there are in heavy rain
[06:39] <Tark-Work> was like wrath of god shit
[06:39] <csqrl> imagine each of them is a pea to acorn sized chunk of hail
[06:39] <csqrl> where are you located
[06:39] <Tark-Work> dallas north suburbs
[06:39] <csqrl> oh word
[06:40] <csqrl> san antonio here
[06:40] <csqrl> the radar images are great
[06:40] <csqrl> because there's nothing over texas
[06:40] <csqrl> and then over a period of a few hours the entire state is covered in clouds
[06:40] <Tark-Work> it's been weird getting used to the weather here
[06:40] <csqrl> they just materialize
[06:40] <csqrl> texas weather <3
[06:41] <csqrl> well, the heat sucks
[06:41] <csqrl> the unpredictability is great
[06:41] <Rjx> w2
[06:41] <csqrl> some forecasts were like 'light rain, some thunder'
[06:41] <poopy> Rjx temp 68F/20C; wind SW 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:26AMBST; Sun
[06:41] <Tark-Work> I've heard quieter firing ranges.
[06:41] <Tark-Work> w2
[06:41] <poopy> Tark-Work temp 68F/20C; wind NW 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunri
[06:41] <csqrl> 93oF and early may
[06:42] <csqrl> go outside
[06:42] <csqrl> looks like it snowed because there's so much hail
[06:42] <Tark-Work> oh it didn't hail here.
[06:42] <Tark-Work> the thunder woke me up at like 4am and I looked
[06:42] <csqrl> yeah that was mostly sa
[06:42] <Tark-Work> sounded like hail
[06:42] <csqrl> i think austin got some as well
[06:43] <Rjx> we need to have a /memories dir somewhere for old #gi stuff
[06:43] <Rjx> else a lot of it is going to be lost forever
[06:43] <Rjx> like rjx.mp123
[06:43] <csqrl> hub it
[06:44] <Rjx> also timmo's old journal entries located through archive.org are pretty hilario
[06:44] <Rjx> i need to bind some to aliases
[06:44] <Rjx> so i can bust them out when he zings me
[06:44] <andrew> lol
[06:45] <Tark-Work> Your little sister! Smaller, Faster, Easier.
[06:58] <c-rOCK> what you gonna doooooooooooo when the lights goooooooooo downnnnnnnnnn
[06:59] <Serena[T]> run?
[06:59] <c-rOCK> sorry im still thinking of maynard last night
[07:00] <Serena[T]> mmm
[07:00] <Serena[T]> no worries man, do your thing
[07:01] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:02] * Spidey` hates winxp, nvidia, and opengl :|
[07:03] <Rjx> detonator drivers tripping you up?
[07:03] <Serena[T]> i'm with Spidey`
[07:03] <Spidey`> have been since i got this pos video card
[07:03] <Spidey`> i cannot run anything at all that uses opengl
[07:03] <Rjx> i never had much luck with nvidia's windows drivers
[07:03] <csqrl> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060505/ap_on_sc/mount_st__helens
[07:03] <Rjx> the linux drivers work pretty well
[07:03] <csqrl> that's a pretty cool rock
[07:05] <Spidey`> i have tried so many different drivers
[07:05] <Spidey`> used driver cleaner pro every time
[07:05] <Rjx> which service pack?
[07:06] <Spidey`> blah, makes me want to smash this video card
[07:06] <Spidey`> sp2
[07:06] <Spidey`> which i didn't install until after i had all the issues in the first place
[07:06] <Rjx> having fun isn't hard
[07:06] <Rjx> when you've got a library card
[07:07] <Spidey`> i even downloaded scitech gldirect(emulates opengl through directx)
[07:07] <Spidey`> that sort of worked, except player models where all white
[07:07] <Spidey`> were*
[07:07] <Spidey`> and i could wallh4x
[07:07] <Rjx> maybe it's the hardware
[07:08] <Spidey`> probably
[07:08] <Spidey`> i never had any troubles out of my old gf2 ultra
[07:08] <Rjx> i'm about to head out to the library, i'm pretty sure there are linux livecds t
[07:08] <Spidey`> i still think it's the drivers though, and through searching, i'm certainly
[07:08] <Rjx> throw one in and see if it works
[07:08] <Rjx> if it doesn't, it's the hardware
[07:08] <Spidey`> actually opengl works in win98
[07:09] <Spidey`> i have both on here
[07:22] * kriztian is back (gone 16:19:12)
[07:30] * dekkon changes topic to 'happy no pants day'
[07:31] <Zera> no pants day? finally i can run free!
[07:31] <Zera> :(
[07:31] <jeek> I thought no pants day was Tuesday.
[07:32] <dekkon> http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/littleman/high.html
[07:32] <dekkon> god damn
[07:32] <dekkon> more stupid shitty ass movies from the wayans brothers
[07:38] <Kalamazoo> that looks so horrible
[07:38] <catnip> oreo movies
[07:38] <catnip> desperate house oreo hommies
[07:40] <daze> Suit accuses Google of profiting from child porn http://networks.org/?src=cnet
[07:40] <catnip> I need some fresh air, I think Im going for a walk
[07:41] <catnip> grab a beer maybe
[07:41] <catnip> bbl
[07:41] * pinkboa grabs catnip
[07:41] <pinkboa> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[07:41] <catnip> OH FFS ! you cant die from a ping timeout!
[07:42] * catnip is away
[07:46] <SohcahWTF> daze: Can't connect to networks.org
[07:47] <daze> yeah i noticed that =/
[07:49] <jonathans> OH NO THE NETWORKS ORG
[07:50] <Rendiew> come join DONG TIME on isketch.net, butt-asses
[07:54] <Ifrit> haha, isketch :3
[07:58] <Rjx> http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
[08:00] <Tark-Work> how is it I can guess what "Dong Time on iSketch.net" is without looking
[08:01] <Rjx> anyone know of an app like photoshop's "browse" function
[08:01] <Rjx> for sorting images into subdirs
[08:08] <LooKooM> the appz of google, maybe
[08:08] <LooKooM> Picasa
[08:11] <geck> no pants day!
[08:11] <geck> yay!
[08:19] <jonathans> rjx: doesnt acdsee do that
[08:21] <csqrl> new room arrangement = maximum productivity
[08:21] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pirateoffice/
[08:22] <daze> how.. plain
[08:22] <csqrl> plain > *
[08:24] <geck> that's alot of macs
[08:24] <csqrl> there's still two more
[08:24] <csqrl> muqhaha!
[08:24] <geck> oohh
[08:24] <geck> a G4 cube
[08:25] <geck> that was a short-lived ventue by apple, right?
[08:25] <csqrl> yeah
[08:25] <csqrl> short but fantastic
[08:25] <csqrl> i picked it up around 4 years ago
[08:25] <geck> they look cool
[08:25] <geck> that's definate
[08:25] <csqrl> it's just a display piece now
[08:26] <csqrl> 450mhz though
[08:26] <csqrl> no fans
[08:26] <geck> ick
[08:26] <geck> I'd build a nano-ITX system in it :)
[08:26] <csqrl> nice for simple serving
[08:26] <csqrl> pssh
[08:26] <csqrl> and defile it
[08:26] <geck> I know, I'm a heathen
[08:27] <geck> but I'm not a mac guy either ;)
[08:27] <csqrl> you will be
[08:27] <csqrl> you will be.
[08:27] <csqrl> just like yoda says
[08:27] <geck> oh, I'm buying a macbook come fall
[08:27] <csqrl> xcellent
[08:28] <geck> I'll probably dual boot debian and OSX on it, but still it won't be too heaten
[08:34] <jestuh> w2 62901
[08:34] <poopy> jestuh temp 63F/17C; wind North 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:56AM;
[08:37] <jestuh> that silver briefcase makes the room
[08:45] <Ifrit> anyone here heard Axel Rudi Pell?
[08:52] <dekkon> josh smokes camels ;[
[08:53] <csqrl> turkish gold -> turkish silver -> camel light -> smoke free
[08:55] <michael`> gotta catch em all
[08:55] <michael`> JoKamel
[09:02] <jeek> Camel Lights ftw
[09:05] <sili> new girl
[09:05] <sili> doesn't smoke
[09:05] <sili> I need to quit anyway
[09:05] <sili> so it all works out
[09:05] <sili> :)
[09:05] <csqrl> rg has been smoking for 15 years
[09:05] <csqrl> bad influence
[09:06] <sili> damn
[09:06] <sili> 15
[09:07] <Jimmothi> whats diffrent about lights?
[09:07] <Scmfrg`a> not as much nicotine or tar
[09:07] <Scmfrg`a> or something
[09:07] <csqrl> you can smoke more of them
[09:07] <michael`> damn
[09:07] <csqrl> which kills you faster
[09:07] <michael`> professor just sent an email out inviting the class to a barbeque
[09:08] <michael`> 5-8 tonight
[09:08] <csqrl> haha
[09:08] <csqrl> badass
[09:08] <michael`> i cant go though
[09:08] <bos-> beers!
[09:08] <michael`> i have to prepare the field plan for lee
[09:09] <sili> turkish golds are in between lights and ultra lights
[09:09] <sili> so
[09:09] <michael`> so fucking behind on that shit
[09:09] <michael`> im going to be up all night doing that
[09:09] <sili> lights > TG > UL = smoke free
[09:09] <csqrl> fuck that
[09:09] <sili> or my way
[09:09] <csqrl> golds are stronger
[09:09] <sili> no
[09:09] <michael`> smoke free is the way to be
[09:09] <sili> TG are not stronger
[09:09] <sili> the are below lights
[09:09] <csqrl> i smoked them for 3 years in highschool
[09:10] <csqrl> maybe i was just a pussy back then
[09:10] <csqrl> course i was smoking like a pack of cloves a week for a while in highschool,
[09:11] <sili> I used to smoke menthols
[09:11] <sili> then I stopped
[09:11] <csqrl> mm fiberglass
[09:11] <sili> and coughed up crap for 2 weeks
[09:11] <csqrl> menthols are pretty ghetto
[09:11] <csqrl> at least cloves kill you with some class and sophistication
[09:11] <sili> ahaha
[09:11] <sili> they GIVE you cancer
[09:11] <sili> it's a GIFT
[09:12] <jonathans> HAPPY BIRTHDAY
[09:12] <csqrl> they crystallize your lungs
[09:12] <jonathans> wait what
[09:12] <jonathans> dude
[09:12] <jonathans> that would be awesome
[09:12] <jonathans> you could compress what you cough up
[09:12] <jonathans> and make like 'lung diamonds'
[09:12] <jonathans> market it
[09:13] <csqrl> haha
[09:13] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[09:14] <jeek> oh hell
[09:14] <jeek> I got added to another scoreboard
[09:14] <Scmfrg`a> w2
[09:14] <poopy> Scmfrg`a temp 68F/20C; wind SSW 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:26AM
[09:14] <jeek> and the bastards voted me down almost a full point
[09:15] <csqrl> as you should be
[09:15] <jeek> still the sexiest fucker in here, tho
[09:15] <csqrl> next time take a picture with you at the beach
[09:15] <Scmfrg`a> mr smoove
[09:15] <csqrl> with your shirt off
[09:15] <jeek> http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/geekissues
[09:15] <csqrl> with a cellphone and beer in your hand
[09:15] <csqrl> perhaps some bling
[09:15] <jeek> http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/stolendreamcore
[09:15] <GerbilWrk> the glare would block out the pic
[09:15] <csqrl> the mindless morons that frequent hotornot will vote you up to a 10
[09:15] <csqrl> no matter what your face looks like
[09:18] <jonathans> w2
[09:18] <poopy> jonathans temp 72.3F/22.4C; wind WSW 6.0mph/9.7kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy;
[09:18] <jonathans> mmmmm skirts
[09:19] <GerbilWrk> that's skirt weather for you?
[09:19] <GerbilWrk> w2
[09:19] <jonathans> oh man
[09:19] <poopy> GerbilWrk temp 86F/30C; wind SE 16mph/26kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunri
[09:19] <jonathans> i could top that chart
[09:19] <jonathans> but
[09:19] <jonathans> josho pic with the knife
[09:19] <jonathans> probably would win
[09:20] <jonathans> bitches like danger.
[09:20] <GerbilWrk> yeah, my 8.9 shit hit that chart and dropped to a 5.5, so I'm touching th
[09:20] <GerbilWrk> josho's ping pong and beard pic would top it by far
[09:20] <jonathans> haha
[09:20] <jonathans> true
[09:20] <jonathans> that shit is awesome
[09:20] <jonathans> grizzly adams takes to the table
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> ok, i need geek info
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> anyone heard of a device, media converter perhaps, that allows ethernet o
[09:22] <GerbilWrk> full, 100mb connection
[09:23] <Tark-Work> WHO LOGS
[09:23] <Tark-Work> err
[09:23] <Tark-Work> who logs?
[09:23] <Tark-Work> someone said there was a device like that
[09:24] <GerbilWrk> I mentioned it a few days ago, but never had a name for it
[09:25] <Tark-Work> if this works I'm gonan go upside your head
[09:25] <Tark-Work> url 100mbps over cat3
[09:25] <pinkboa> - "100mbps over cat3": http://www.computer-dictionary-online.org/100BaseT.h
[09:25] <Tark-Work> shit
[09:26] <Badtzmaru> cat3 is seriously un optimal for 100mb though it will work
[09:26] <sili> cat3 will only do 10mbit
[09:27] <sili> half duplex is best
[09:27] <Badtzmaru> nah, it will do 100... kinda... for short runs
[09:27] <GerbilWrk> well the plan is to be able to network buildings through a telegraph or b
[09:27] <sili> yeah, 10 feet
[09:27] <Badtzmaru> *nod*
[09:27] <GerbilWrk> this equipment our consultant talked about said it would do that over 4 m
[09:27] <sili> we have these wall plates
[09:28] <sili> that'll do point to point cat3
[09:28] <sili> over distances of 100 feet
[09:28] <GerbilWrk> i just haven't gotten a name for the equipment yet
[09:35] <sili> we looked at these ADSL dslams
[09:35] <sili> they were a VOIP/ADSL splitter
[09:35] <sili> tone and ADSL on the same pair
[09:40] <GerbilWrk> I'm not too proud of the setup we have now, but it does work
[09:40] <GerbilWrk> we get about 2 Mb's over pair of telegraph or burglar alarm wires from us
[09:42] <GerbilWrk> using an Accucom DSL system with iRacer modems
[09:43] <GerbilWrk> the real problem is finding someone at SBC who knows what those types of
[09:49] <michael`> Patrick Kennedy Crashes Car Into a Capitol Hill Barrier
[09:49] <michael`> By ROBERT PEAR 10:10 AM ET
[09:49] <michael`> The representative said he was apparently disoriented because he had been
[09:49] <michael`> !
[09:49] <kitchen> jackass.
[09:49] <sili> and drunk
[09:49] <sili> don't forget drunk
[09:49] <kitchen> well
[09:50] <kitchen> the other medication was grandpa's cough medicine
[09:50] <andrew> what is it with kennedys, crashing cars, and getting fucked up on sleeping p
[09:52] <michael`> "Following the last series of votes on Wednesday evening," Mr. Kennndy sai
[09:52] <michael`> thats a believable story
[09:52] <michael`> ambien fucks you up
[09:52] <bos-> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12631404/
[09:52] <michael`> The study found that drivers who took Ambien were more likely to run into
[09:52] <pinkboa> i like string
[09:52] <csqrl> haha
[09:52] <csqrl> grea
[09:53] <csqrl> ambien is about to get reamed
[09:54] <michael`> i was thinking the same thing
[09:54] <Workdug> that's like sleepwalking though, no?
[09:56] <Workdug> Washington State Patrol Sgt. Robert Sharpe pulled over one woman who had ta
[09:56] <Workdug> "They took the medication before they left work thinking it would kick in b
[09:56] <michael`> from drudge
[09:56] <michael`> 'Eyes were red and watery, speech was slightly slurred, and upon exiting h
[09:56] <michael`> yeah no shit
[09:56] <michael`> thats what you look like on ambien
[09:56] <bos-> lol gimme some
[09:57] <michael`> i dont think theres any reason to assume he was drinking without any evide
[09:58] <Rjx> !cc .va
[09:58] <Workdug> You have received a postcard from a family member!
[09:58] <pinkboa> .va: Vatican City State (Holy See)
[09:58] <Rjx> damn
[09:58] <Rjx> no chance of vul.va then at all;[
[09:58] <kitchen> Rjx: haha
[09:58] <michael`> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060504/us_nm/security_videogames_dc_4
[09:58] <kitchen> !cc .ns
[09:58] <pinkboa> .ns: None
[09:58] <kitchen> weak
[09:59] <michael`> Tech-savvy militants from al Qaeda and other groups have modified video wa
[09:59] <Workdug> oh noes
[10:00] <kitchen> I'm offended.
[10:01] <michael`>
[10:01] <michael`> Rumsfeld Heckled by Former CIA Analyst
[10:01] <michael`> one man, a former CIA analyst, accused him of lying about Iraq prewar inte
[10:01] <michael`> "Why did you lie to get us into a war that caused these kind of casualties
[10:02] <michael`> Rumsfeld also faced tough questions from a woman identifying herself as P
[10:02] <michael`> Rumsfeld referred her to a Web site listing aid organizations.
[10:04] <michael`> Just over one-third of the public says Rumsfeld is doing an excellent or
[10:18] <ScumFrog> finally enjoying no pants day
[10:18] <ScumFrog> (not at work anymore)
[10:18] <Zera> so its a serious day?
[10:18] <GerbilWrk> yep
[10:18] <ScumFrog> why not eh
[10:18] <Zera> fair enough i guess
[10:19] <bos-> today there is gonna be a huge mexican parade with them standing in the backs
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> cinco de mayo!
[10:20] <Zera> and none of them will wear pants
[10:20] <Cctoide> Can someone get Iran to launch a nuke so I can submit the video to Google V
[10:20] <jestuh> DITTO BADTZ
[10:20] <jestuh> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[10:20] <jestuh> oh shit it's my friend's bday
[10:20] <jestuh> ;[
[10:20] <sili> 'well, I didn't get a present'
[10:20] <sili> 'so, I am just gonna kill you'
[10:21] <bos-> give him a 22oz corona
[10:21] <jestuh> hahaha
[10:21] <jestuh> related spam email: http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/newsletter/bt044/raw_01.jpg
[10:21] <r3in> slither 7.5
[10:21] <dekkon> STANTON, KY, US 05/05/2006 4:42 A.M. OUT FOR DELIVERY
[10:21] <dekkon> i want my goddamn package
[10:21] <bos-> ;[ no pants day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:22] <jestuh> i should go turn in my final paper in my boxers
[10:22] <jestuh> ;[
[10:22] <bos-> they would just think your drunk from cinco de mayo
[10:23] <jestuh> hahaha ;x
[10:24] <bos-> fuck i dont wanna goto work
[10:24] <sili> don't
[10:24] <sili> one of my friends didn't
[10:24] <sili> and I talked him into it
[10:24] <sili> he ended up going home
[10:24] <sili> :/
[10:24] <bos-> lol
[10:25] <jestuh> hahaha
[10:25] <jestuh> prolly lots of drunk spics at the casino today
[10:25] <jestuh> OH WAIT THEY DON'T HAVE PICTURE IDS
[10:25] <sili> him and his boss got into a fight :[
[10:25] <jestuh> FOFOFOFOFOF
[10:25] <jestuh> ah gay
[10:25] <bos-> two of my friends are sittin around drinkin already i told them they are fucke
[10:25] <jestuh> rofl
[10:27] <GerbilWrk> the two radio dj's at the local rock station had everyone in the office o
[10:27] <GerbilWrk> to celebrate Cynco De Mayo
[10:27] <bos-> ;[
[10:28] <bos-> everytime u drop the bomb you kill the god your child has born
[10:28] <bos-> BOOM
[10:29] <jestuh> ;]
[10:30] <bos-> def dont wanna sit in a casino
[10:30] <GerbilWrk> jestuh
[10:31] <GerbilWrk> they have this big "Buc Days Parade" tomorrow that goes down the road in
[10:31] <GerbilWrk> the local hispanics love it, they go freaking crazy over it
[10:31] <jestuh> haha why not today?!
[10:31] <bos-> do they have corn on a stick, with mayonayse and parm cheese on it?
[10:31] <GerbilWrk> in fact, there isn't a spot on the sidewalk for two miles that doesn't ha
[10:31] <GerbilWrk> that's at the trade center bos-
[10:31] <jestuh> haha
[10:31] <dekkon> cause mexicans dont do shit on cinco de mayo except for take naps
[10:31] <dekkon> dug
[10:31] <dekkon> duh*
[10:32] <jestuh> ohhh of course
[10:32] <GerbilWrk> half the road already has people camping out though
[10:32] <GerbilWrk> for tomorrow nights parade
[10:32] <jestuh> rofl
[10:32] <GerbilWrk> the parade with only 20 floats
[10:54] <terminal> porter goss resigned
[10:54] <terminal> hmm
[10:55] <Tark-Work> eh
[10:55] <Tark-Work> why does that concern me.
[10:55] <Tark-Work> err why am I concerned about that.
[10:59] <GerbilWrk> that the CIA guy?
[10:59] * ScumFrog is now known as sfg`dead
[11:00] <Tark-Work> yah
[11:00] <GerbilWrk> Tark, have any contacts with the FBI?
[11:01] <Tark-Work> gets me jumpy when the CIA director resigns
[11:01] <Tark-Work> negative
[11:01] <GerbilWrk> damn, i have an urge to work for the FBI
[11:01] <Tark-Work> wish I did.
[11:01] <Tark-Work> they're localized.
[11:01] <GerbilWrk> i have few skills, so i'd need help
[11:02] <Tark-Work> check the jobs boards on http://www.intelligence.gov noindex
[11:02] <Tark-Work> you can pick by duty station and shit, not everything's in langley
[11:03] <Workdug> We are constantly updating the information on our website. To allow us to s
[11:03] <Workdug> If you learned about intelligence.gov from:
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> An intelligence agency website, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> The USAJOBS.GOV website, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> A friend, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> A family member, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> A job fair, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> An advertisement or other promotional material, please click here.
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> Another website (e.g., federal, state or local government, private se
[11:03] <Workdug> *
[11:03] <Workdug> None of the above, please click here.
[11:04] <GerbilWrk> no IRC option
[11:04] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:04] <Tark-Work> heh that sucks
[11:05] <Tark-Work> damn they're persistent.
[11:06] <LooKooM> Dell UltraSharp 1907FP 19-inch Flat Panel LCD Monitor with 3-Year Warranty
[11:06] <LooKooM> not bad offer
[11:06] <Badtzmaru> yep, just got one of those
[11:06] <Badtzmaru> not a bad monitor for the price, specially if you get the samsung screen
[11:07] <Badtzmaru> auto 25% off (exp 5/3)
[11:07] <LooKooM> right
[11:07] <Badtzmaru> wow, did it end 2 days ago?
[11:07] <LooKooM> I have good screens right now, but it would have been for friends
[11:08] <Badtzmaru> yep, they went up
[11:08] <GerbilWrk> Houston, Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas, that's it :(
[11:08] <GerbilWrk> there's a small Corpus office, i guess they'll never need anyone
[11:08] <Tark-Work> totally depends
[11:10] <GerbilWrk> I could go Navy, my father in law was a command master chief, i'm sure he
[11:10] <Tark-Work> I wouldn't recommend that.
[11:12] <GerbilWrk> I'm kinda tired of this dead end job that pays well, but leaves me stuck
[11:12] <geck> sounds like a good job for me :)
[11:15] <Badtzmaru> I love my job
[11:16] <maff> so check it out
[11:16] <maff> for this huge 6 month long project i just finished
[11:16] <maff> my company rewarded me
[11:16] <Tark-Work> let us guess
[11:16] <maff> with a ninja sword
[11:16] <Tark-Work> oh fuck
[11:16] <Tark-Work> nevermind, never would have gotten that
[11:17] <maff> my name is inscribed on the blade and below it says "unix ninja"
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> I would have guessed huge elaborate fantasy played out
[11:18] <geck> maff, nice
[11:18] <maff> i was thinking of taking it to work every day
[11:18] <Paratus> that's awesome.
[11:18] <Badtzmaru> heh
[11:18] <geck> you should have it mounted above your desk :)
[11:18] <Tark-Work> yeah
[11:18] <maff> and pulling it halfway out of the guard and giving people the evil eye
[11:18] <maff> if they start talking smack
[11:18] <Tark-Work> I'd get one of those sword mounts
[11:18] <maff> or recursively chown something
[11:18] <Tark-Work> dude I'm eating
[11:19] <maff> i got a mount with it also
[11:20] <GerbilWrk> i need to get a nice sword mount
[11:20] <GerbilWrk> my brother in law got a marriage sword, wtf?, for our wedding
[11:20] <The|Dude> sup
[11:20] <GerbilWrk> it's an awesome sword, never heard of the type though, but it has like th
[11:21] <GerbilWrk> along with our wedding date etched into it, so i'm gonna have my pops bui
[11:23] <Thuryn> is it a viable weapon?
[11:23] <GerbilWrk> mine, no, maff's prolly
[11:24] <dekkon> god damn you up[s
[11:24] <dekkon> where is my package ;[
[11:24] <GerbilWrk> this is why you ship USPS Priority
[11:24] <GerbilWrk> gets there in what, 3 days?
[11:24] <Workdug> umm
[11:24] <Workdug> * > usps
[11:32] <dekkon> i didnt have an option, dude shipped it ups ground ;[
[11:33] <kitchen> UPS pisses me off
[11:33] <var> alot of it depends imo on where the warehouse is... like tiger direct for examp
[11:33] <Workdug> fedex > ups > usps
[11:33] <kitchen> I've had packages sit 10 miles from me for an entire weekend before
[11:33] <kitchen> and I can't get them, they're at the fucking sort facility probably sitting
[11:33] <var> eyah well
[11:33] <var> im not saying they dont all suck
[11:34] <kitchen> and who the fuck orders from tiger direct
[11:34] <var> my gf
[11:34] <dekkon> http://www.flickr.com/photos/drjuan/140952813/
[11:34] <Paratus> !fact
[11:34] <GerbilWrk> 25) The molecular structure of DNA was first determined by Watson and Cri
[11:34] <kitchen> weaksauce
[11:34] <Tarkaan> After 30 you start to shrink.
[11:35] <Workdug> rm
[11:35] <Workdug> hrm
[11:35] <Workdug> it looks like i may have forgotten to request a db refresh yesterday
[11:35] <Workdug> and was supposed to
[11:36] <kitchen> ruh roh
[11:40] <dekkon> digdug: http://www.flickr.com/photos/qvtqht/134385721/
[11:40] <dekkon> did you take the crack?
[11:42] <kitchen> http://www.flickr.com/photos/guillemot/135807564/
[11:42] <Workdug> i did not
[11:43] <kitchen> was probably rat poison anyways
[11:43] <dekkon> you could have made like $20 off it
[11:43] <Workdug> yeah
[11:43] <Workdug> you are at least the 5th person to tell me that
[11:44] <Workdug> i'm not going to sell crack to make $20
[11:44] <dekkon> ;[
[11:44] <kitchen> heh
[11:44] <Workdug> $20 is not worth the chance of going to jail, no matter how small
[11:44] <dekkon> also, id love to live/work in NYC
[11:44] <Workdug> dekkon: it's not hard to make that wish come true
[11:44] <dekkon> but i dont think a life of small town living could prepare me
[11:44] <geck> I would hate NYC
[11:45] <geck> I dislikeliving in houston proper
[11:45] <dekkon> 1. job 2. where to live 3. nagivating the city
[11:45] <Workdug> nyc is pretty much a rat trap
[11:45] <dekkon> three things keeping me back
[11:45] <Workdug> navigating the city is easy with the subway
[11:45] <Workdug> job you can find
[11:45] <Workdug> where to live = craigslist
[11:45] <kitchen> I should move back to chicago.
[11:46] <dekkon> ive always wanted to live in a big city
[11:46] <dekkon> lexington, ky is about the closest ill get
[11:46] <dekkon> ~300k people
[11:46] <dekkon> but its spaced out pretty largely
[11:46] <kitchen> and it's kentucky
[11:46] <dekkon> yeah that too
[11:46] <dekkon> right now im in a city of ~20k
[11:50] <Workdug> why don't you just visit nyc for a week
[11:52] <Workdug> African-American student: Later Mr. B, stay white and don't let the black m
[11:52] <Workdug> Mr. B: Ok, Alex, stay black and don't take my wallet.
[11:52] <Workdug> --NYC Lab School
[11:52] <Workdug> greetings MoonFog^
[11:57] <Workdug> Podz_: forgive my stupidity. If I email A then bcc to B C D E then A knows
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: correct
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: and B knows nothing about the others, except A
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: likewise for C D E
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: and F gets fucked cause he doesn't get the email at all!
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: and then he misses the meeting and gets fired
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: he's absolutely furious, so F returns to work with a loaded weapo
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: A goes down. Then C and B.
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: E manages to escape and notify the authorities
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: but not before the whole office turns into a bloodbath
[11:57] <Workdug> nsandwch: so be careful when sending emails.
[11:58] <Workdug> Comment: #wordpress on freenode
[11:58] <Workdug> how the fuck did that get so many votes?
[11:58] <Rjx> #wordpress
[11:58] <Workdug> akn?
[11:58] <Workdug> haha ok, i guess that is a kill?
[11:58] <Rjx> kill
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> i was watching judge judy two weeks ago
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> fucking dad and daughter when to court
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> because of a broken headlight on a car
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> the dad blamed the daughter
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> but the daughter said she thinks someone came with some
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> judge judy was like do you have any proof
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in a black neighborhood"
[11:58] <Workdug> <psychup2034> never laughed so hard at court tv
[11:58] <Workdug> akn?
[11:59] <Thuryn> approve
[11:59] <dekkon> kill
[11:59] <kitchen> approve
[11:59] <timmo> hah
[11:59] <timmo> approve
[11:59] <kitchen> omg
[11:59] <kitchen> 13:59:04 <@Workdug> <psychup2034> and the daughter said "we liv
[11:59] <kitchen> BWAHAHAHAHA
[12:00] * kitchen changes topic to 'happy no pants day | <psychup2034> and the daughter said
[12:00] <Workdug> <SlimJimGuyMan> Hey man, do you want some french fries or a hamburger
[12:00] <Workdug> <SlimJimGuyMan> chili or a nachos or what
[12:00] <Workdug> <SlimJimGuyMan> wtf!
[12:00] <Workdug> <SlimJimGuyMan> how did that even get into my clipboard
[12:00] <kitchen> k
[12:00] <Thuryn> k
[12:00] <timmo> k
[12:01] <kitchen> approve on the nsandwch btw
[12:01] <kitchen> i liked it *shrugs*
[12:01] <Workdug> nsandwch?
[12:02] <kitchen> yea the email one
[12:02] <Workdug> oh
[12:02] <kitchen> 13:58:04 <@Workdug> Podz_: forgive my stupidity. If I email A then bc
[12:02] <kitchen> you prolly already killed it tho
[12:02] <Workdug> i thought it was too long and drawn out
[12:02] <timmo> [12:52] [Workdug] African-American student: Later Mr. B, stay white and don't
[12:02] <timmo> [12:52] [Workdug] Mr. B: Ok, Alex, stay black and don't take my wallet.
[12:02] <timmo> [12:52] [Workdug] --NYC Lab School
[12:02] <timmo> hahaha
[12:02] <kitchen> I dunno, I liked it
[12:02] <timmo> overheard in newyork <3
[12:02] <Workdug> if only it ended 4 lines earlier
[12:02] <Workdug> yeah timmo
[12:03] <timmo> its awesome when people can actually joke about race
[12:03] <timmo> like that shit is funny
[12:03] <kitchen> yea
[12:03] <timmo> and no one got fired
[12:04] <timmo> paying bills sucks
[12:04] <timmo> i had to pay a medical bill that my insurance only covered $25 on
[12:05] <timmo> i might as well not have fucking insurance
[12:05] <timmo> its going to only cover $25
[12:05] <Workdug> how much was the bill
[12:05] <timmo> $111
[12:05] <Workdug> imo, insurance is for when you have a serious problem or emergency
[12:05] <Workdug> like you get hit by a car
[12:05] <timmo> AFTER they took the $25
[12:05] <Workdug> other than that, it makes more sense to pay out of pocket
[12:05] <timmo> yeah i had a serious problem
[12:05] <timmo> i was going to die from strep
[12:06] <Workdug> that is a problem
[12:06] <var> last time i was sick it was strep 4 yrs ago or so
[12:06] <Workdug> but it's like $136
[12:06] <timmo> although
[12:06] <Workdug> shit like that you might as well pay out of pocket... that way you're not p
[12:06] <var> i didnt go to doc for a week
[12:06] <timmo> my dental insurance
[12:06] <var> thinking oh ill get better
[12:06] <timmo> that i pay like
[12:06] <timmo> $5 a month on
[12:06] <var> but every day it was worse
[12:07] <timmo> covered like
[12:07] <Workdug> yeah, dental is great
[12:07] <timmo> $100+
[12:07] <timmo> on my dental shit
[12:07] <timmo> which was awesome
[12:07] <timmo> you know, id much rather have medical insurance that does that
[12:07] <timmo> than dental
[12:07] <timmo> because my teeth are like immune to everything
[12:08] <timmo> i could probably go without brushing for a year
[12:08] <timmo> and theyd be fine
[12:08] <Workdug> yeah timmo, but more people use medical
[12:08] <timmo> well they shoudl use dental
[12:08] <timmo> most people got fucked up teeth
[12:08] <timmo> and are healthy
[12:09] <Workdug> dang, all these photos looked good on my camera's tiny lcd display
[12:09] <timmo> like while talking to people
[12:09] <timmo> it creeps me the fuck out
[12:09] <timmo> to notice how many people have fucked up teeth
[12:09] <timmo> like naturally fucked up is one thing
[12:09] <timmo> but hey look my teeth are growing fur
[12:09] <timmo> is another
[12:09] <Workdug> haha
[12:11] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[12:16] <dekkon> if i have a document that has two pages, how can i go about splitting each p
[12:17] <var> not sure
[12:17] <var> prolly faster just to copy/paste
[12:17] <timmo> a word document/
[12:17] <timmo> ?
[12:17] <dekkon> yeah
[12:21] <timmo> man
[12:22] <timmo> theres almost nothing worse than waking up hours before your body should
[12:24] * dekkon changes topic to 'fuck ups | <psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live in
[12:25] <timmo> i wonder if ups named themselves ups in hopes people would get them confused
[12:26] * Cctoide misses his unused moderation points
[12:26] <timmo> heres a tip
[12:26] <timmo> /me doesnt go over well in this channel
[12:26] <Cctoide> Tip taken.
[12:27] <andrew> timmo; i have to be careful or i confuse the two :(
[12:31] * varius is now known as var
[12:35] <mef> I don't do Mondays!!!!!!!
[12:43] <sili> it's friday
[12:45] <csqrl> http://rome.ro/
[12:45] <csqrl> romero said 1337 7175
[12:48] <timmo> bah
[12:48] <timmo> i thought it was going to be george romero
[12:48] <timmo> the zombie guy
[12:59] <maru> haha, wtf
[12:59] <maru> http://www.videobomb.com/posts/show/2196
[13:03] <dekkon> wtf indeed
[13:03] <hydro-> .
[13:03] <var> .
[13:03] <dekkon> .
[13:03] <hydro-> .
[13:04] <Tark-Work> .
[13:04] <hydro-> thank god
[13:04] <hydro-> i was being crowded by like 4 teenage guys
[13:04] <hydro-> at the next computer
[13:04] <hydro-> like "we gotta go back up to school randal is supposed to be fighting some d
[13:04] <hydro-> talking all loud on their cell phones and shit
[13:04] <dekkon> its those massive boobies you have
[13:05] <dekkon> teenage guys love em
[13:05] <hydro-> what can i say
[13:05] <hydro-> i'm glad i took your advice and saw that doctor in guam
[13:05] <hydro-> this 45 year-old philippean woman was hitting on me outside
[13:05] <hydro-> and then i talked to this old man that was a defense lawyer for 43 years
[13:06] <maru> they have better suckie suckie thant vietnamese hookers. take her up
[13:06] <hydro-> she's fucking ugly
[13:06] <dekkon> you turned down the best blowjob of your life
[13:07] <hydro-> i've got a whole stable full of hoes
[13:07] <hydro-> just waiting for me
[13:07] <Tark-Work> <dekkon> you turned down the last blowjob of your life
[13:07] <hydro-> aww
[13:07] <hydro-> i wanted to ban him
[13:10] <GerbilWrk> <dekkon> you turned down the last blowjob i'll ever offer you!
[13:10] <hydro-> ...
[13:10] <hydro-> poor timing, weak joke
[13:10] <dekkon> you got served
[13:10] <hydro-> a hotplate of bullshit
[13:11] <hydro-> they need some mother fucking games on these boxes
[13:12] <hydro-> i want to install partypoker
[13:12] <hydro-> but i can't
[13:12] <jestuh> YOUR MOM HAD BAD TIMING
[13:12] <jestuh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[13:12] <hydro-> even worse timing
[13:12] <hydro-> ;[
[13:12] <hydro-> my mom DID have bad timing
[13:12] <hydro-> i was born and she waited 7 years to bone out
[13:13] <jestuh> haha
[13:13] <metric> ?
[13:13] <hydro-> don't ? me
[13:13] <metric> dont think i want to understand
[13:13] <dekkon> hydro was born as a 7 year old fetus
[13:14] <metric> k
[13:14] <hydro-> 'bone out' = leave
[13:14] <dekkon> he's been featured in hundreds of medical magazines and books
[13:14] <hydro-> i'm fucking rich
[13:14] <metric> thats him ?
[13:14] <GerbilWrk> I was on the phone :(
[13:14] <GerbilWrk> took forever to concentrate and type it, then it was too late :(
[13:14] <hydro-> you won't find more celebrities on efnet outside of #gi
[13:15] <metric> #gi?
[13:15] <hydro-> jesus christ
[13:15] <hydro-> just don't talk, please
[13:16] <sili> haha
[13:16] <hydro-> ;[
[13:16] <sili> #gi = key required
[13:16] <metric> ;[?
[13:16] <sili> hehe
[13:16] <hydro-> i wonder who is holding gi
[13:19] <kitchen> yea, I wonder
[13:19] <Rjx> sili, i think
[13:19] <kitchen> we should find who that person is and steal their money.
[13:19] <jestuh> haha hydro
[13:19] <hydro-> are you watching porn jes
[13:20] <jestuh> never
[13:20] <jestuh> i'm a good christian
[13:20] <hydro-> pfft
[13:20] * kitchen changes topic to 'fuck ups | <psychup2034> and the daughter said "we live i
[13:20] <jestuh> hahaha ;x
[13:26] <swight> good christian what? Warning?
[13:26] <jestuh> hahaha
[13:27] <hydro-> ugh
[13:27] <hydro-> i hate this placew
[13:27] <hydro-> place
[13:27] <kitchen> hydro-: we hate you too
[13:28] <hydro-> not the channel
[13:28] <hydro-> the library
[13:28] <kitchen> o
[13:28] <hydro-> i could never hate you kitchen
[13:28] <kitchen> <3
[13:30] <Cctoide> "om-fug"?
[13:31] <Ifrit> hmm
[13:35] <timmo> haha
[13:35] <timmo> apparently in oblivion
[13:35] <timmo> theres these goblin tribes, you can steal some artifact from them
[13:35] <timmo> and switch them around to the other goblin tribes
[13:36] <timmo> and theyll all slaughter each other to get them back
[13:36] <kitchen> nice
[13:36] <Osman> lol
[13:36] <The|Dude> is oblivion good? I bought it for my friend but haven't played it myself
[13:36] <Osman> theres already shit about a mod for nudity on the game
[13:36] <kitchen> I still haven't gotten enough into it yet
[13:36] <Cctoide> It's an RPG?
[13:37] <kitchen> Osman: yea, the ESRB changed the rating to M for a fuckign third party hack
[13:37] <kitchen> it's not like in hot coffee where they unlocked a hidden game feature
[13:37] <kitchen> they changed the fucking textures out
[13:37] <Osman> lol
[13:37] <kitchen> if that's the case, almost every game should be rated M
[13:37] <kitchen> I should take some disney game, hack the textures to make naked minnie mous
[13:37] <Cctoide> ... should we rate the internet "not for anybody", in that case?
[13:37] <csqrl> the "nudity" is a base model for a female
[13:37] <Osman> Is oblivion for PC as well?
[13:37] <csqrl> so you can put different clothes and armor and shit on her and it doesn't loo
[13:38] <kitchen> Osman: yes.
[13:38] <Osman> Ok, too lazy to get myself a xbox 360.
[13:38] <Cctoide> What if someone comes out with an app that allows you to undress actresses
[13:38] <kitchen> Cctoide: photoshop?
[13:38] <kitchen> OH NOES
[13:38] <kitchen> ALL MOVIES ARE RATED R NOW
[13:38] <Osman> lol
[13:38] <csqrl> i want to hear jack thompson's reaction to oblivion
[13:38] <Osman> NC-17
[13:39] <kitchen> fuck jack thompson
[13:39] <timmo> theres an orc in the dark brotherhood
[13:39] <kitchen> fuck him in the ear
[13:39] <timmo> who talks about killing a 5yr old girl
[13:39] <kitchen> oO
[13:39] <timmo> im sure theyd love that
[13:39] <Cctoide> my hed is pastede on yay!11
[13:39] <Osman> my n1ghtcrawler nickname is too long for this server...
[13:39] <kitchen> Osman: network
[13:39] <Osman> I realized that :(
[13:39] <kitchen> and yes, efnet has a 9 character nick length limit
[13:39] <Osman> I have to think of a new nickname now
[13:40] <Cctoide> Wow, nine characters.
[13:40] <kitchen> that's the default in the hybrid config file
[13:40] <Cctoide> Out of curiosity, are there any clients with a limit on maximum username le
[13:40] <kitchen> doubtful
[13:40] <Cctoide> I tried to connect to OuluBox the other day and it was down :[
[13:40] <Osman> Does Efnet have any services, like Nickserv?
[13:41] <kitchen> Osman: no.
[13:41] <kitchen> Osman: /whois nickserv
[13:41] <Osman> blah
[13:41] <kitchen> Osman: /whois chanserv
[13:41] <kitchen> nickserv is gay. I'm happy efnet doesn't have it
[13:41] <kitchen> and chanfix is almost like chanserv
[13:41] <kitchen> it's more about the empirical ownership rather than who registered the chan
[13:42] <kitchen> which is good, if your channel owner drops off the face of the earth or som
[13:42] <Osman> lol
[13:43] <Cctoide> Did #gi ever get taken over?
[13:44] <kitchen> #gi is keyed
[13:45] <Cctoide> s/\#gi/#geekissues/
[13:47] <live> taken over by what
[13:47] <live> are you saying you are trying to take over?
[13:47] <kitchen> I think he is.
[13:48] <kitchen> s'ok though
[13:48] <kitchen> chanfix will come to the rescue
[13:48] <kitchen> that and the fact that we have like 50000 opers in here
[13:48] <daze> only 3
[13:48] <kitchen> lude blax piggy
[13:48] <dekkon> 32 ;[
[13:48] <kitchen> dekkon: opers
[13:48] <kitchen> as in
[13:49] <live> 3 ircops
[13:49] <kitchen> Mirc Cops
[13:49] <live> IR COPS
[13:49] <dekkon> INFRARED COPS
[13:49] <kitchen> hrm, who IS the third oper in here
[13:49] <kitchen> blax isn't in here
[13:49] <dekkon> blax doesnt count ;[
[13:49] <csqrl> praise god
[13:49] <terminal> Badtzmaru:
[13:49] <terminal> is the 3rd
[13:49] <dekkon> piggy, lude and badtz
[13:50] <kitchen> oh, didn't know he was an oper
[13:50] <kitchen> that must be recent?
[13:50] <csqrl> relatively
[13:50] <csqrl> i think sometime late 05
[13:50] <kitchen> oh
[13:50] <kitchen> heh :X
[13:50] <kitchen> shows how much i pay attention
[13:50] <live> i didnt know that either, so you arent alone
[13:50] <Cctoide> kitchen: trying to take over the channel would be a quick way to get klined
[13:50] <lude> you sure
[13:51] <lude> i enjoy giving them out
[13:51] <kitchen> lude: can i have one?!??!
[13:51] <lude> sure!
[13:51] <live> lude, i think he is threatening you
[13:51] <kitchen> woot!
[13:51] <The|Dude> lets go to the moon and lick dick
[13:51] <kitchen> can opers see through spoofs?
[13:51] <Cctoide> Are zlines used on this net?
[13:51] <csqrl> david olsen
[13:52] <lude> kitchen: yea
[13:52] <lude> csqrl: yes?
[13:52] <live> ircops have x-ray vision
[13:52] <kitchen> Mirc Cops are cool.
[13:52] <live> which, coincidently, is why i am impotent
[13:54] <Tarkaan> important.
[13:54] <Tarkaan> impotent.
[13:54] <Tarkaan> niiiiice.
[13:56] <dekkon> laptop is here
[13:56] <dekkon> and its a beast
[13:56] <kitchen> what laptop
[13:56] <dekkon> url panasonic toughbook cf-27
[13:56] <pinkboa> - "panasonic toughbook cf-27": http://www.sterlingxs.co.uk/scpages/panasoni
[13:56] <kitchen> ahh
[13:56] <kitchen> cool
[13:57] <Osman> How much?
[13:57] <dekkon> 150
[13:57] <Osman> cool
[13:57] <dekkon> this is thr hardcore super rugged model
[13:57] <Osman> Are you going to see if it's really tough or not?
[13:58] <dekkon> oh i know theyre tough
[13:58] <dekkon> i used to own an older model
[13:58] <dekkon> which digdug now owns
[13:59] <kitchen> it only cost you $150 ?
[13:59] <dekkon> yeah
[13:59] <dekkon> got it off sa-mart
[13:59] <kitchen> how the hell did you pull that off
[13:59] <kitchen> ahh
[13:59] <Ifrit> calc 150 usd in nok
[13:59] <pinkboa> - 150 U.S. dollars = 920.4148 Norwegian kroner
[13:59] <kitchen> oh it's only a p2 300
[13:59] <kitchen> :P
[13:59] <Ifrit> woah
[13:59] <Ifrit> heheh
[14:00] <dekkon> no, its a PIII@500
[14:00] <dekkon> but still
[14:00] <dekkon> should i put slackware or ubuntu on it
[14:00] <kitchen> slackware
[14:00] <Osman> I thought about buying the new toughbooks, and doing all the tests as shown i
[14:00] <kitchen> ubuntu will run like ass
[14:00] <kitchen> slackware with like.. fluxbox
[14:00] <Osman> but i realized with my dumbass, I'd break the shit out of it ;/
[14:00] <Ifrit> i like fedora
[14:01] <kitchen> fedora is still too heavy for such an old box
[14:01] <Ifrit> nah
[14:01] <Osman> Haven't they come out with Core 5?
[14:01] <kitchen> i believe so
[14:01] <kitchen> yup.
[14:01] <kitchen> http://fedora.redhat.com/
[14:01] <Ifrit> i've used pIII 450-500 boxes with fedora, runs great
[14:02] <Ifrit> cool
[14:03] <Osman> my old Gateway 4520 GZ had fedora core 4 in it
[14:03] <Ifrit> i haven't tried stress tests though
[14:03] <Osman> Whenever i updated it, on the next reboot it would crash.
[14:03] <Ifrit> shouldn't be a problem
[14:03] <Ifrit> heh
[14:03] <Ifrit> sounds like my pc and windows ;|
[14:04] <Ifrit> if i install XP x64 or update the chipset drivers it gets fucked up
[14:04] <Osman> I would re-installed it about 5 times a week.
[14:04] <Ifrit> can't load windows normally, and safe mode looks like
[14:05] <Rjx> how's FC4/5
[14:05] <Ifrit> http://theprophecy.hysterisk.com/mypics/help/help2.bmp
[14:06] <Rjx> i ran Redhat 8 to Fedora Core 2
[14:06] <Ifrit> that's w2k with updated chipset drivers
[14:06] <Rjx> my brothers machine is running FC3
[14:06] <Osman> wtf?
[14:06] <Osman> lol
[14:06] <Ifrit> XP / XPx64 looks like that after install
[14:06] <Rjx> compared to other distros currently, FC seems a little weak though
[14:07] <kitchen> FC is nicely integrated
[14:07] <Osman> ...And I thought my old computer with Windows ME was bad.
[14:07] <Ifrit> this computer isn't old
[14:07] <Rjx> kitchen: how so?
[14:07] <Rjx> i haven't used the recent versions
[14:07] <Rjx> so i'm actually asking
[14:07] <kitchen> well
[14:07] <kitchen> if you run kde
[14:08] <kitchen> your firefox doesn't look like ass
[14:08] <kitchen> if you run gnome, kmail doesn't look like ass
[14:08] <kitchen> they've themed it nicely
[14:08] <Rjx> ahh ok
[14:08] <Ifrit> i wouldn't use either
[14:08] <Rjx> one of the big strengths of fedora early on was how good the hardware detection
[14:08] <kitchen> yea
[14:08] <kitchen> it's pretty good
[14:08] <Rjx> although it seems SuSE has surpassed it now
[14:08] <kitchen> but it doesn't like my laptop at all
[14:08] <Rjx> ditto on integration
[14:08] <Osman> Didn't like my laptop either.
[14:08] <kitchen> in fact, none of the recent distros like my laptop
[14:09] <kitchen> my old one that is
[14:09] <Ifrit> which distro do you guys recommend for a 64bit system?
[14:09] <kitchen> haven't tried anything but gentoo on my newer one
[14:09] <mef> gentoo
[14:09] <kitchen> Ifrit: I've been using gentoo for ages
[14:09] <Rjx> Ifrit: pretty much any now
[14:09] <Ifrit> weee
[14:09] <Ifrit> gentoo
[14:09] <Rjx> but gentoo works well
[14:09] <kitchen> works great
[14:09] <Rjx> yeah
[14:09] <Rjx> i'm running 64bit gentoo on the desktop machine
[14:09] <Ifrit> the one that i could never install
[14:09] <Ifrit> myself
[14:09] <dekkon> im afraid of gentoo
[14:09] <Rjx> only issues are win32codecs and the macromedia flash plugin
[14:09] <Ifrit> in less than 4 weeks
[14:09] <Rjx> just means you have to run 32bit versions of mplayer and firefox
[14:10] <Osman> The only thing with linux that annoyed me, was video codecs.
[14:10] <Ifrit> i wouldnt use firefox
[14:10] <Rjx> i think there's a graphical installer for the early installation stuff
[14:10] <Rjx> once you get used to the system, reinstall the classic way
[14:10] <Rjx> lets you get to grips with compiling a custom kernel
[14:10] <Ifrit> mang
[14:11] <Ifrit> i barely know what compiling is
[14:11] <Rjx> well that's pretty important stuff
[14:11] <Ifrit> i've never compiled anything, to my knowledge
[14:11] <kitchen> Ifrit: you don't really have to know thta much about it to use gentoo
[14:11] <kitchen> it's not like you have to ./configure && make && make install everything
[14:11] <Ifrit> i've never extracted a tar.gz file for anything else than psybnc on my shell
[14:11] <Rjx> although you can get away with using binary packages almost all the time, sourc
[14:11] <kitchen> the pckage management system does that for you
[14:12] <Rjx> and yeah, portage is pretty good
[14:12] <csqrl> any php goons awak
[14:12] <csqrl> e
[14:12] <Rjx> although everything for amd64 is masked ;[
[14:12] <Ifrit> That's why I've enjoyed Fedora
[14:12] <kitchen> Rjx: eh, cuz amd64 maintainers are lazy, it seems
[14:12] <Ifrit> it does everything like that for me
[14:12] <kitchen> it's probably far worse for say.. sparc or ppc
[14:12] <Rjx> oh undoubtably
[14:13] <Rjx> really that's my only gripe
[14:13] <Rjx> Ifrit: it might be worth playing about with gentoo in a virtual machine
[14:13] <csqrl> is there a way to return only public variables from an INSTANCE of a class (a
[14:14] <Ifrit> Rjx, i've never set up one of those either
[14:14] <Rjx> not as far as i know, but i don't touch the OO stuff in php
[14:15] <Rjx> Ifrit: vmware/qemu are great for installing and/or breaking operating systems i
[14:15] <Ifrit> :P
[14:17] <dekkon> ok, so slax is running well on the laptop
[14:17] <Ifrit> slackware
[14:17] <Ifrit> that's the very command line based one?
[14:17] <Ifrit> or was?
[14:17] <dekkon> yeah
[14:17] <dekkon> but slax = slackware live cd
[14:18] <terminal> so i get this letter today
[14:18] <terminal> envelope is from "D.O.N."
[14:18] <terminal> i open it up
[14:18] <dekkon> gui and all
[14:18] <terminal> it's from the fucking navy
[14:18] <terminal> FUCK THE NAVY
[14:18] <dekkon> did he invite you to his daughter's wedding?
[14:18] <terminal> no
[14:18] <terminal> they want my person
[14:18] <terminal> : (
[14:19] <Ifrit> what is needed to install linux on a s-ata disk?
[14:19] <Ifrit> do you need a lamedisk as with win?
[14:20] <metric> lol went outside for a smoke and 6 skallys just ran down the street leaving
[14:21] <metric> god i love oldham
[14:21] <Osman> lol
[14:21] <metric> dog ran her off as well
[14:21] <metric> :D
[14:21] <Ifrit> downloading amd64 gentoo
[14:22] <Osman> you got the dog to chase away a half naked girl?
[14:22] <metric> dude she was just being shared by 6 skallys
[14:22] <Osman> lol
[14:22] <Osman> I'm stupid, so I don't know what you mean by "skallys"
[14:22] <Serena[T]> #olsentwins?
[14:22] <metric> .ud skally
[14:23] <metric> erm
[14:23] <metric> chav ?
[14:23] <Serena[T]> nvm
[14:23] <metric> http://www.scallycentral.com/
[14:23] <Ifrit> http://www.gentoo.org/doc/en/handbook/handbook-amd64.xml?part=1&chap=2#doc_ch
[14:23] <Ifrit> my head hurts
[14:24] <Osman> OH
[14:24] <Osman> lol
[14:24] <Osman> I see those people everywhere.
[14:24] <metric> anyways, gonna have to go check theres no gangbang outside my house again, d
[14:25] <dekkon> whats the command to configure X
[14:25] <Osman> most of them I know are like bosnians ;/
[14:25] <dekkon> xconf gives me an auto configure
[14:25] <dekkon> and startx gives me 1024x768
[14:25] <dekkon> i need 800x600
[14:25] <Ifrit> gppd tp lmpw o can disable loading hotplug service
[14:25] <Ifrit> good to know
[14:25] <Ifrit> i
[14:25] <dekkon> ENGLISH
[14:26] <Ifrit> or cause hwsetup/kudzu and hotplug not to run
[14:26] <dekkon> well, im at the command prompt
[14:26] <Serena[T]> pictures metric, we need pics
[14:26] <dekkon> and it tells me i can type either of those two to configure x
[14:27] <metric> nope noone there
[14:27] <Ifrit> this is the reason i've never gotten into linux
[14:27] <metric> was tempted to walk over check for left underwear but I`ve not reached them
[14:27] <metric> although i could make some pennies on ebay...
[14:27] <metric> brb finding loot
[14:27] <Osman> lol
[14:28] <Osman> "SELLING DIRTY THONG FOUND IN MY YARD"
[14:29] <Ifrit> "it appears to have mule hoofprints and cockolate sprinkles on it"
[14:29] <Osman> lol
[14:29] <Serena[T]> "mint condition"?
[14:29] <Ifrit> must have been quite an evening
[14:30] <Ifrit> good night
[14:30] <metric> lol
[14:31] <Osman> too bad things like that never happen where im at.
[14:31] <Ifrit> maybe tomorrow i'll automagically understand this linuxy stuff
[14:31] <metric> dude i wish for less 15 yearold gangbangs against my gate
[14:31] <Ifrit> hmm
[14:31] <metric> 1 is too many
[14:31] <Ifrit> worst thing that has happened here lately was a possible arson... a muslim ma
[14:32] <Osman> where do you live?
[14:32] <maff> you know what i cant stand
[14:32] <metric> rooms with low ceilings?
[14:32] <maff> this customer was on a redhat 5.2 server
[14:32] <Ifrit> Osman, Halden, Norway, pop. 27 000
[14:32] <metric> i cants stand in them...
[14:32] <maff> with compiled cgi's
[14:32] <Osman> ahh
[14:32] <maff> and bitches when we try to upgrade him
[14:32] <Osman> Same thing happened here in Canada.
[14:32] <Rjx> haha
[14:32] <Ifrit> hm
[14:32] <maff> because libc is completely different
[14:33] <maff> and all his scripts are broken
[14:33] <var> just this afternoon on the north side
[14:33] <Rjx> give me the ip of his box, i'll upgrade it for him
[14:33] <var> 2 folks got shot an killed
[14:33] <var> :o0
[14:33] <Ifrit> believe it or not, Halden is around the 15th largest city in Norway
[14:33] <Ifrit> I come from the 2nd though, Bergen
[14:33] <Osman> The worst that happened here wasa bear walking into a super market ;/
[14:33] <Rjx> i didn't even know norway had 16 cities
[14:33] <Osman> worst thing*
[14:33] <metric> heh norway was cool, went to the gathering there last year in hamar
[14:33] <metric> got wasted
[14:34] <Ifrit> which has a pop of around 242 000
[14:34] <metric> god bless £5 pints
[14:34] <Ifrit> heh
[14:34] <Ifrit> I was at TG last year
[14:34] <Ifrit> and the two years before that
[14:34] <Ifrit> not this year though
[14:34] <Ifrit> probably next year
[14:34] <metric> i was staying in that motel accross the road
[14:34] <metric> we kept getting wasted and starting fights with people cos they spoke foreig
[14:34] <Ifrit> foreigners get lower ticket prices right?
[14:35] <metric> yeah
[14:35] <Ifrit> ass
[14:35] <metric> however we had no clue what was going on cos its all in norwegian
[14:35] <Ifrit> mwahaha
[14:35] <metric> i never ever want to see a DDR competiotion again
[14:35] <Ifrit> HEHE
[14:35] <Osman> well people getting wasted probably had given you an idea ;p
[14:35] <metric> 30 people dancing on mats at the same tme was too much
[14:36] <Ifrit> <- ex ddr person
[14:36] <Ifrit> i know all of norways best :3
[14:36] <Osman> dance dance revolution?
[14:36] <Ifrit> yes
[14:36] <Osman> lol
[14:36] <Serena[T]> 35 people woulda brought the building down
[14:36] <Osman> I tried that game once
[14:36] <Osman> i was mocked at by asians
[14:36] <Osman> so i quit
[14:36] <Osman> :/
[14:36] <Ifrit> Serena[T], you're kidding?
[14:36] <metric> heh britain came 2nd and 3rd
[14:36] <metric> i was so proud
[14:36] <Serena[T]> ;)
[14:37] <terminal> DDR FAGS.
[14:37] <Ifrit> The Gathering is held in Vikingskipet (the Viking Ship) Olympic Hall in Hamar
[14:37] <metric> http://www.gathering.org/tg05/images/pictures/thegathering2002_big.jpg
[14:37] <metric> looks like that
[14:37] <Ifrit> it has over 5400 participants each year
[14:37] <Osman> whoa, so this gathering thing is one big geek fest? lol
[14:37] <metric> yeah
[14:38] <Ifrit> The biggest
[14:38] <metric> biggest lan in europe
[14:38] <Ifrit> well, it was
[14:38] <Ifrit> DreamHack is more or less just as big
[14:38] <Osman> meh
[14:38] <Osman> I always wanted to attend to those type of lan parties.
[14:38] <Ifrit> was the biggest LAN in the world many years running
[14:38] <Osman> and bring out my inner geekness.
[14:39] <metric> heh the representative of the foreign visitors came to check on us and we we
[14:39] <Osman> I wouldn't have weird looks for being a black geek in one those lan party wou
[14:39] <metric> couldnt*
[14:39] <metric> no osman
[14:40] <Osman> ok ;p
[14:40] <metric> attractive females were looked at like they were aliens though
[14:40] <Rjx> you would had an added advantage Osman
[14:40] <Osman> I get weird looks going to cyber cafe beating people in FPS
[14:40] <Osman> ;/
[14:40] <Rjx> if someone accuses you of stealing bandwidth
[14:40] <Rjx> call them a racist
[14:40] <Ifrit> TG has been mainly for sceners though
[14:40] <dekkon> HAHAHAHA
[14:40] <Ifrit> sceners started it, more or less
[14:40] <metric> yeah theres a few game comps and the ddr
[14:41] <metric> but thats secondary
[14:41] <Ifrit> yeah
[14:41] <metric> last year thee was 1/3 of people looking at WOW server is offline screens
[14:41] <metric> that was sad...
[14:41] <Ifrit> :D
[14:41] <Ifrit> btw, DDR is officially a sport in norway
[14:42] <Ifrit> beat that
[14:42] <Osman> lol
[14:42] <Rjx> it's not a sport in the UK
[14:42] <Rjx> beat that
[14:42] <Osman> the NDDRA
[14:42] <Ifrit> we have national championships, and european championships have been held at
[14:42] <metric> yeah uk came 2nd and 3rd, norway came somewhere later on
[14:42] <Osman> people over here play intial D more than DDR.
[14:42] <metric> see its not a sport in uk but we still kick your ass:P
[14:42] <Ifrit> hmm, when? last year?
[14:42] <metric> yeah
[14:43] <Serena[T]> Ifrit, what makes it a sport? as opposed to just.. like a game?
[14:43] <Ifrit> some swede came first, yeah?
[14:43] <metric> yeah
[14:43] <Ifrit> Serena[T], it is officially recogniced as a sport
[14:43] <Osman> as soon as somone complains about another person's moves in DDR
[14:43] <Osman> sets up rules and regulations
[14:43] <Osman> then it becomes a sport ;p
[14:44] <Thuryn> then it becomes not fun any more
[14:44] <Ifrit> i said officially
[14:44] <Serena[T]> pft, then MarioKart in my house is a sport
[14:44] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[14:44] <Serena[T]> and Katamari
[14:44] <Thuryn> and sex
[14:44] <Serena[T]> that too!
[14:44] <Osman> lol
[14:44] * Serena[T] eyes thalakan
[14:44] <Serena[T]> oops
[14:44] <Osman> DDR is also a fat burner now too
[14:44] <Osman> ;p
[14:44] * Serena[T] eyes Thuryn
[14:44] <Thuryn> <denis leary> you gotta follow the RULES!
[14:44] <Osman> I was watching the news about this 300 pound kid who lost 100 pounds
[14:44] <Osman> playing DDR non-stop
[14:45] <Thuryn> who was it that was telling me that you couldn't lose weight playing DDR?
[14:45] <Thuryn> it was someone in here
[14:45] <metric> lol, i was 300 pounds when i was propping
[14:45] <Serena[T]> not if you keep eating while you play
[14:45] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dance_dance_revolution#The_DDR_phenomenon
[14:45] <Osman> lol
[14:45] <Osman> he started eating healthy foods and what not
[14:45] <Osman> but DDR was his work out tool
[14:46] <Serena[T]> DDR is a phenomenon now?
[14:46] <Osman> 3 times a week for 2 hours.
[14:46] <Serena[T]> man, i'm behind the times
[14:46] <Osman> lo
[14:46] <metric> heh, i took drugs and went clubbing , lost weight grew 6 inchs
[14:46] <Ifrit> the phenomenon is mostly passed
[14:46] <metric> didnt think that was possible when your 20
[14:46] <Osman> 6 inches in height?
[14:46] <Serena[T]> you had a growth spurt in your 20s?
[14:46] <metric> god bless manchester...
[14:46] <metric> yeah osman
[14:46] <jestuh> Stev012: Looking for porn on Wikipedia is strangely dissatisfying.
[14:46] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:46] <Ifrit> kill
[14:47] <Osman> I heard you don't stop offically growing until you're 21
[14:47] <Thuryn> technically, a fart is a phenomenon. just not a remarkable one. (well, mos
[14:47] <Serena[T]> kill
[14:47] <metric> lost 6 stone grew 6 inchs learnt how to dance, god bless xtc
[14:47] <Osman> actually some people have hit their growth spurg at the age of 24 ;/
[14:47] <Osman> depends on your genes i guess.
[14:47] <Rjx> i grow 6 inches every time i look at your mother
[14:47] <metric> then you have low standars
[14:47] * _wes is now known as _soapy
[14:48] <Thuryn> <Rjx> i grow 6 inches every time i look at your mother <--- BASH!
[14:48] <maff> i farted once and that began the earths weather system
[14:48] * _soapy is now known as soapy`
[14:48] <Ifrit> omg cock
[14:48] <Tarkaan> omg cock
[14:48] <Rjx> even the fapping of an anime fan's ding can cause earthquakes across the world
[14:49] <Tarkaan> screw that
[14:49] <Tarkaan> I caused the 2004 tsunami
[14:49] <Osman> so you're one the that ruined my vacation plans?
[14:49] <Osman> YOU BASTARD!
[14:49] <metric> anyone know of a word with all the vowels in it in the correct order that is
[14:50] <jestuh> <Artemis> An extremely ugly woman walks into a store with her two kids
[14:50] <andrew> facetiously ?:(
[14:50] <jestuh> hahaha
[14:50] <metric> lol
[14:50] <jestuh> <alexhard> dude, i have coded 50.3kb of code!
[14:50] <jestuh> <linuxfault> LIAR!
[14:50] <jestuh> <linuxfault> You just use a big font!
[14:50] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:51] <Thuryn> ugh. kill
[14:51] <|silicon> kill
[14:51] <Osman> kill
[14:51] <Tarkaan> kill
[14:51] <Osman> err i have no idea whats going on but i'll follow along
[14:51] <metric> kill
[14:51] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 99
[14:51] <Ifrit> http://theprophecy.hysterisk.com/mypics/gicomic.jpg
[14:53] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[14:53] <metric> lol
[14:53] <Osman> Have you guys seen that World of Warcraft video?
[14:53] <Ifrit> i have most of that log
[14:53] <metric> yeah
[14:53] <Osman> where there an online funereal being taken place
[14:53] <Ifrit> yes
[14:53] <Osman> and a bunch of guys ambush it
[14:53] <Osman> lol
[14:53] <Osman> wheres the video again?
[14:53] <metric> rofl tat girl who dies cos she forgot how to log off?
[14:53] <Ifrit> everywhere
[14:54] <Osman> i lost the link
[14:54] <metric> ???
[14:54] <Osman> rofl i heard she died cause she
[14:54] <Ifrit> eh
[14:54] <metric> damn i wanna see that if they ambush it lol
[14:54] <Osman> was on for 11 days straight
[14:54] <Osman> and starved herself to death
[14:54] <metric> same thing
[14:54] <Ifrit> There was a person who had died, in real life, and his/her guild held an onli
[14:54] <Osman> if shes less than 18, then her parents are retards.
[14:54] <Ifrit> they had announced it on their realm forums
[14:55] <metric> if someone has the link i`d like to see that
[14:55] <Ifrit> on a pvp server
[14:55] <Ifrit> Osman, where did you hear that?
[14:55] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 50
[14:55] <Kalamazoo> just google video "wow funeral"
[14:55] <Ifrit> most likely bullcrap
[14:55] <Osman> I heard it off some people
[14:56] <jestuh> <Ryft> So I locked myself out of my car the other day. I saw a group o
[14:56] <jestuh> fofofo
[14:56] <dekkon> kill
[14:56] <dekkon> thats a way old joke
[14:56] <Kalamazoo> too unlikely to be funny as well
[14:56] <jestuh> didn't ask for votes$%^@#^$@
[14:56] <Serena[T]> hehe
[14:56] <Osman> lol
[14:56] <Osman> Jestuh are you a moderator on bash.org or something?
[14:57] <dunn> i thought it was funny
[14:57] <jestuh> yes i am
[14:57] <Tarkaan> kill
[14:57] <jestuh> the only active mod
[14:57] <Osman> cool
[14:57] <Thuryn> jestuh is the Grim Reaper of bash quotes.
[14:57] <Ifrit> not really Osman
[14:57] <Ifrit> heh
[14:57] <dunn> approve
[14:57] <Ifrit> modding bash is a chore, not a privilige
[14:57] <jestuh> hehe
[14:58] <Osman> lol
[14:58] <dunn> which is better pcbsd ubuntu or suse?
[14:58] <Ifrit> that one
[14:58] <dekkon> pcbsd?
[14:58] <Tarkaan> Tombstone: "Here lies Jestuh. God Killed 1. Approved 0."
[14:58] <dunn> of course bsd been around since the 50's and is rock solid
[14:58] <jestuh> haha
[14:59] <dunn> www.pcbsd.org
[14:59] <dekkon> im gonna go with ubuntu
[14:59] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, lol
[14:59] <Ifrit> Now that one
[14:59] <dunn> pcbsd is an easy install but only runs kde
[14:59] <Ifrit> might be bash worthy
[14:59] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 50
[15:00] <dekkon> i prefer kde to gnome
[15:00] <kitchen> same
[15:00] <kitchen> gnome-terminal sucks monkey
[15:00] <dekkon> so id suggest kubuntu
[15:00] <dunn> is it an easy install?
[15:00] <dekkon> same as ubuntu
[15:00] <jestuh> ok xbox time then more modding
[15:00] <dekkon> but with kde
[15:00] <jestuh> bb in 30
[15:00] <Osman> cya
[15:00] <Ifrit> bb in hours
[15:00] <Ifrit> nite folks
[15:01] <Tarkaan> damn I'm hungey.
[15:01] <Tarkaan> norg
[15:01] <dunn> dekkon, does it allow you to partition a xp hd on install?
[15:01] <Tarkaan> what time is it
[15:01] <Ifrit> foreigner
[15:01] <Ifrit> 00:01
[15:01] <Tarkaan> night.
[15:01] <Ifrit> nitenite
[15:01] <dekkon> i dont think it prompts for it
[15:02] <Osman> you could just download parition magic, and partition the hdd first, then ins
[15:02] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[15:04] <Tarkaan> damn I'm hungry. I've got volumes of text spanning generations of knowledg
[15:04] <Tarkaan> every last fucking bit to make a gourmet meal.
[15:05] <Osman> but, can you cook?
[15:05] <Tarkaan> oh buddy.
[15:05] <Osman> lol
[15:05] <Tarkaan> you better believe.
[15:05] <Tarkaan> I got the science of alton brown, the skillz of Bobby Flay, and the old sch
[15:07] <Tarkaan> I can make scotch eggs and butterscotch pudding, german potato salad and ge
[15:07] <Tarkaan> yes, I can cook.
[15:08] <Tarkaan> and I have everything in my home from tartaric acid to steak tartar.
[15:08] <Osman> :/
[15:08] <Osman> attended culinary school?
[15:08] <Tarkaan> nope
[15:08] <Osman> lol
[15:08] <Tarkaan> culinary school teaches you how to plate.
[15:08] <Osman> I can take out thats all :(
[15:10] <Tarkaan> best tip I ever got.. if you make a colourful cheese ravioli italia, with
[15:10] <Osman> lol
[15:10] <Tarkaan> like shitting on a chocolate bar
[15:10] <Osman> no need to add in shit into a food convo :P
[15:10] <dekkon> i have 10gb of space
[15:11] <dekkon> how should i partition it for linux
[15:11] <Tarkaan> 10gb
[15:11] <Osman> hmm
[15:11] <Osman> what are you going to use linux for?
[15:11] <Osman> it'll determine what space you need for hard drive :P
[15:11] <dekkon> mostly web browsing
[15:12] <Osman> thats it?
[15:12] <dekkon> haxing gibsons
[15:12] <Osman> lol
[15:12] <dekkon> war driving
[15:12] <Tarkaan> windows 95
[15:12] <terminal> what distro are you loading
[15:12] <dekkon> yeah its just a little machine
[15:12] <Tarkaan> windows 2000
[15:12] <terminal> and what are you putting on the rest of the drive space
[15:12] <dekkon> terminal: slackware
[15:13] <terminal> and what are you putting on the rest of the drive space
[15:13] <dekkon> uhhh
[15:13] <dekkon> i dont have anything specific in mind
[15:13] <terminal> okay
[15:13] <terminal> well
[15:13] <terminal> i would go for about 5gb
[15:13] <terminal> just for comfort
[15:13] <Tarkaan> that's what most people say when they decide to linux.
[15:13] <dekkon> slackware and probably fluxbox for a gui
[15:13] <terminal> also, fuck slackware
[15:14] <dekkon> what would you suggest for a PIII@500mhz
[15:14] <dekkon> 5gb for hda
[15:14] <terminal> hmm
[15:14] <dekkon> how much for swap and that other one whos name escapes me
[15:15] <Osman> err, when i use linux on a desktop that has XP on it aswell
[15:15] <Osman> wheneveri delete something in recycling bin
[15:15] <Osman> it deletes Dev ;/
[15:15] <terminal> swap doesn't need to be large
[15:15] <dekkon> like double the ram size?
[15:16] <Rjx> i don't think i actually have a swap partition on my desktop
[15:16] <terminal> you should load kubuntu, dekkon
[15:16] <terminal> www.kubuntu.org
[15:16] <dekkon> hmm, i didnt think this laptop could handle it
[15:17] <Serena[T]> at least as much swap as ram, unless you recompiled the kernel to turn of
[15:19] <dunn> man
[15:19] <terminal> try it and find out dekkon
[15:19] <dunn> jacking off isnt what it used to be
[15:19] <dekkon> so ive got 5gb for hda1, 256 for hda2 (swap) and ive got 4.6gb left
[15:20] <dunn> i thought id unload the pipes before going out tonight, either im out of shap
[15:20] <dunn> does kubuntu set up partitions for you?
[15:22] <dunn> what a convo killer
[15:22] <dekkon> yeah i think so
[15:24] <terminal> yeah it has an auto partition
[15:24] * Osman watches a tumble of hay roll by
[15:28] <dunn> tumble of hay?
[15:28] <dunn> like in a cow pasture
[15:28] <Osman> Ya i guess ;/
[15:28] <Osman> that shit in the cowboy movies ;x
[15:28] <dunn> tumble weeds
[15:28] <Osman> ya.
[15:30] <Osman> Well, I'm out cya.
[15:30] <dunn> C U
[15:30] <catnip> hi.
[15:35] <Rjx> oh i'm not indian, my girlfriend is a sniper
[15:37] <Kalamazoo> i dont get it
[15:38] <Kalamazoo> is she aiming at your forehead?
[15:38] <Tarkaan> aha
[15:39] <csqrl> i'm going to austin
[15:39] <csqrl> brett and i and rg are going to hang like mr. cooper
[15:39] <csqrl> peace and godbless you all
[15:39] <csqrl> w ksat
[15:39] <pinkboa> Weather for San Antonio International, Texas (78246) Conditions & - Upd
[15:39] <csqrl> w kaus
[15:39] <pinkboa> Weather for Austin Bergstrom International, Texas (78742) Conditions &
[15:42] <Rjx> w2
[15:42] <poopy> Rjx temp 54F/12C; wind SSW 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:26AMBST; Su
[15:45] <Yze-> http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/
[15:45] <catnip> I dont want a career
[15:49] <dekkon> woo this laptop has a cd-rw drive
[15:49] <dekkon> not like ill use it, but still
[15:49] <catnip> you can
[15:50] <catnip> lots of burning apps
[15:50] <dekkon> i already have a dvd burner on my desktop
[15:50] <catnip> what distro are you using.?
[15:50] <dekkon> slackware
[15:51] <catnip> its a bitch to config properly
[15:51] <catnip> unless you know all the hardware you have
[15:51] <kitchen> not realy
[15:52] <catnip> Im using freebsd, its very similar
[15:52] <swight> http://www.break.com/index/blondchick.html
[15:52] <catnip> altough the slax live cd is great
[15:53] <dekkon> i wonder what she thinks "urban" means
[15:54] <catnip> LLLLOOOOOOLLLL OMFG!!!!
[15:55] <catnip> I like how she keeps a straiht face tough
[15:56] <Tarkaan> url caledonia
[15:56] <pinkboa> - "caledonia": http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/nc.html
[15:57] <wind> i need something for my urban
[15:57] <catnip> is it getting serious , your urban?
[15:58] <wind> i might need to see a doctar
[15:58] <dekkon> its genetic
[15:58] <dekkon> says dr juan
[15:58] <wind> i have your phone # dr juan
[15:59] <wind> i don't remember how i got it
[15:59] <wind> but it's in my cell
[16:00] <poopy> jestuh just approved 3, and killed 97
[16:01] <jestuh> WE ARE MOVING QUOTES TODAY FOLKS
[16:01] <jestuh> WEEEEEEEEEEEE
[16:01] <orge> YEAH BABYCAKESSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:01] <orge> MOVE THEM QUOTES!!!
[16:01] <jestuh> ONE DAY ONLY SALE!!!!!!!!!!!
[16:03] <dekkon> i like to marinate my olives in gin and vermouth
[16:04] <Tarkaan> I'm drinking irish mist
[16:04] <Tarkaan> I'm getting fucked up off this shit
[16:05] <Rjx> god save the queen
[16:05] <Rjx> the fascist regime
[16:05] <Rjx> god save the queen
[16:05] <Rjx> she ain't no human being
[16:06] <Rjx> and there's no future in england's dreaming
[16:06] <wind> god save the queen
[16:06] <wind> who wants to play city of heros with me
[16:06] <catnip> motorhead sings that
[16:06] <dekkon> oh no
[16:06] <Rjx> they covered that
[16:06] <dekkon> her majesty's rage is coming back
[16:07] <Tarkaan> her majesty is old.
[16:07] <Rjx> originally by the sex pistols
[16:07] <Tarkaan> I saw he mother's funeral.
[16:07] <Tarkaan> in fact
[16:07] <Rjx> yeah i was pretty sure the queen's mother was a robot of some sort
[16:07] <Tarkaan> I saw her mother. Happened to be in London on Her Majesty's birthday.
[16:07] <Rjx> her death put a hole in my theory
[16:08] <Tarkaan> s/mother/majesty
[16:08] <Tarkaan> there was a police blockade on the road
[16:08] <Rjx> i saw her from the window of a bus
[16:08] <Rjx> and yeah, lots of police
[16:08] <Tarkaan> my bulgarian buddy I was showing around the city was like 'dude, don't go t
[16:09] <Tarkaan> and I was like 'fuck it, he's a british cop, they don't kill ya.'
[16:09] <Tarkaan> and I went up to the cop
[16:09] <Tarkaan> 'hey, what's going on in there?'
[16:09] <Tarkaan> 'what do you mean?'
[16:09] <dekkon> which window manager should i use for a PIII@500mhz w/192mb of ram
[16:09] <Tarkaan> 'I'm showing my buddy around london, is there anythign I wanna see?'
[16:09] <Rjx> i'd say fluxbox
[16:09] <dekkon> cholesterol free, blackbox, fluxbox, windowmaker
[16:09] <Tarkaan> 'oh yeah, go ahead.'
[16:09] <Rjx> possibly xfce if it can handle it
[16:10] <Tarkaan> and they trotted her out in some kind of carriage.
[16:10] <Rjx> not sure what the minimum spec is for xfce
[16:10] <dekkon> i dont know if it can or cant
[16:10] <dekkon> url minimum spec xfce
[16:10] <pinkboa> - "minimum spec xfce": http://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2005/08/msg02213
[16:10] <catnip> xfce is nice
[16:11] <Rjx> holy fuck
[16:11] <dekkon> alton brown just referenced fight club
[16:11] <Rjx> i just realised arnold schwarznegger is governer of california
[16:11] <var> sabres goal
[16:11] <dekkon> hahahahahahaha
[16:11] <dekkon> did you miss all the governator jokes?
[16:11] <catnip> yes he is Rjx
[16:11] <Rjx> no, i mean
[16:11] <Rjx> i know he is
[16:11] <Rjx> but it has just sunk in
[16:11] <Rjx> that it actually happened
[16:11] <Rjx> and wasn't something i dreamed up
[16:12] <Rjx> it's going to fuck shit up when the whole tom cruise thing sinks in
[16:12] <catnip> yep, the terminator rules cali
[16:12] <catnip> well, tom is the next governator
[16:12] <jestuh> Durundal: no1 can quote my name, thats so funny
[16:12] <jestuh> Durundal: if u try and quite my name u get Durundal
[16:12] <jestuh> Durundal: wait wtf
[16:12] <Rjx> maybe of the United States of Xenu
[16:12] <jestuh> wtf?
[16:13] <Rjx> haha
[16:13] <jestuh> rjx get modding
[16:13] <jestuh> 10k pending cracka
[16:13] <catnip> yeah! mod! I wanna see new quotes as I cant vote on the submitted ones^!
[16:13] <jestuh> already 4 new ones today!
[16:13] <Rjx> jestuh: that's 10,000 chances to get sued by blaxths
[16:14] <jestuh> hahaha
[16:14] <catnip> If you want ill mod them too
[16:14] <catnip> just keep pasting them here
[16:14] <catnip> ill just say yes or no
[16:14] <jestuh> i will if there if anything decent ;\
[16:14] <Rjx> that'd slow things down hugely
[16:14] <Rjx> you have to be able to reject 1-2 per second
[16:14] <Rjx> on long runs
[16:14] <catnip> lol
[16:14] <Rjx> not even kidding
[16:14] <jestuh> indeed
[16:14] <catnip> thats nearly impossible
[16:14] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 99
[16:15] <jestuh> i'm an a refined machine
[16:15] <jestuh> takes me like 10-15 min per 100 on average
[16:15] <jestuh> need to streamline it
[16:15] <Rjx> You have approved 37 quotes and rejected 12483; 0.296% approval probability
[16:15] <Rjx> !oh
[16:15] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[16:15] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[16:15] <kitchen> OHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN BITCH!
[16:15] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[16:15] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[16:15] <metric> ?
[16:15] <jestuh> You have approved 773 quotes and rejected 100529; 0.763% approval probabilit
[16:15] <jestuh> do. not. fux.
[16:16] <Rjx> my ratio is still lower than yours
[16:16] <jestuh> look at num rejected
[16:16] <jestuh> YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS
[16:17] <Rjx> i'll touch you like i touched MC Hammer when he was a child
[16:17] <Rjx> he went on to write a song about it
[16:17] <jestuh> ohhhhhhhh
[16:18] <Rjx> this quote isn't approve-worthy
[16:18] <Rjx> but it actually made me laugh
[16:18] <Rjx> XKyle EdgeX: madelyn is making me grilled cheese
[16:18] <Rjx> kONmySHOE: whos that
[16:18] <Rjx> kONmySHOE: lol
[16:18] <Rjx> XKyle EdgeX: richards ex gf
[16:18] <Rjx> kONmySHOE: haha wtf is she doing at ur house?
[16:18] <Rjx> XKyle EdgeX: making me grilled cheese
[16:18] <jestuh> yeah kill
[16:18] <Rjx> hence the "isn't approve-worthy" part
[16:18] <jestuh> I KNOW
[16:18] <Rjx> don't get sassy with me Mr Jeremy
[16:18] <catnip> kill
[16:18] <jestuh> HENCE THE YEAH
[16:19] <The_Rat> hey
[16:19] <catnip> hey raton
[16:19] <jestuh> howdy
[16:19] <The_Rat> fake topic?
[16:19] <jestuh> never
[16:19] <metric> made me laugh
[16:19] <metric> shouldnt that live?
[16:19] <Rjx> <MGS05> my wireless connection has been on viagra lately >>
[16:19] <Rjx> <Reno> =O
[16:19] <Rjx> <PaladinBlue> That's an... interesting analogy.
[16:19] <Rjx> <Reno> i suppose that means your connection is having a good uptime ;)
[16:20] <Rjx> hey FUCKERS
[16:20] <Rjx> trying to steal MY JOKE
[16:20] <catnip> no, it sucks kill
[16:20] <Rjx> well you got the wrong moderator bitches
[16:20] <catnip> kill
[16:20] <The_Rat> I have heard it before...
[16:20] * The_Rat points his thumb down
[16:20] <Rjx> http://www.bash.org/?28125
[16:21] <metric> http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc263.gif
[16:21] <Rjx> note: if someone is asking for an opinion on a quote, they'll stick Approve/Kil
[16:21] <Rjx> or say akn?
[16:21] <catnip> http://www.break.com/movies/bushimposter52.html LOL
[16:22] <Rjx> <Asher_Dorn> somebody suggested that the offical name for our gay straigh
[16:22] <Rjx> <Asher_Dorn> i had to tell him the acronym is AYNIL
[16:22] <Rjx> Approve Kill Nothing
[16:22] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 100
[16:22] <Tarkaan> that's a good joke
[16:22] <swight> Did anyone see that CNN article of Bill Gates whining cuz he's the richest m
[16:22] <jestuh> app if not in google
[16:22] <jestuh> ya swight
[16:23] <swight> Here motherfucker! I can solve that problem for ya real quick!
[16:23] <catnip> that one is nice
[16:23] <The_Rat> metric, lol
[16:23] <metric> :)
[16:23] <metric> could be
[16:23] <Rjx> approving
[16:23] <jestuh> haha
[16:24] <metric> lol, gay straight alliance ? isnt hat like, people?
[16:24] <The_Rat> rjx mods qdb, or bash?
[16:24] <Tarkaan> I heard that on NPR like.. %OLD days ago
[16:24] <Rjx> technically both
[16:24] <metric> actually neither
[16:24] <jestuh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[16:24] <Rjx> that's what i meant by technically
[16:25] <Rjx> when i first started modding
[16:25] <Rjx> there was a period after a couple of months
[16:25] <Rjx> where we were trying to bring the queue down
[16:25] <Rjx> with modfests
[16:25] <Rjx> and i started having nightmares
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