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Session Start: Thu May 04 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <Efreeti> and then he just says "find out how to print it"
[00:00] <Efreeti> like it's an order
[00:01] <pinin> hahaha
[00:02] <Efreeti> kinda wanna shout "there's nothing wrong here, admit defeat, prick!"
[00:06] <Efreeti> he just tried to make it seem like it was OpenOffice Writer's fault, when h
[00:06] <TMH_> turn the printer off and on again
[00:06] <TMH_> usually the printer just fucks up for no reason
[00:06] <TMH_> my old hp would crash every day
[00:07] <TMH_> as I left it on all the time
[00:07] <Efreeti> other people can print off it
[00:08] <TMH_> oh
[00:08] <TMH_> maybe a network problem
[00:08] <TMH_> or printer scheduling problem
[00:08] <Efreeti> i try to tell him, but he won't listen
[00:08] <TMH_> here's something to pitch
[00:08] <Efreeti> the job was in and disappeared from the queue, just like normal
[00:08] <Efreeti> but no indication of the job reaching the printer
[00:08] <TMH_> if the printer is scheduled to allow your user group to print only at a certai
[00:08] <TMH_> that might be why
[00:09] <Efreeti> i printed a test page just now
[00:09] <Efreeti> or, he did
[00:09] <TMH_> oh
[00:09] <Efreeti> he tried one, it worked
[00:09] <TMH_> security settings perhaps
[00:09] <Efreeti> then he tried to print the document, didnt work
[00:09] <Efreeti> then he tried to print another test page, didn't work
[00:10] <jmx> .link http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=155878&page=1 Identity thief rips o
[00:10] <poopy> jmx - http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=155878&page=1 - Identity thief ri
[00:10] <TMH_> oh
[00:10] <TMH_> but printing from another printer works fine
[00:10] <TMH_> are you using windows printer sharing or cups
[00:11] <Efreeti> windows, i guess
[00:11] <wind> can't sleep
[00:16] <var> yeah me either sux
[00:16] <var> i should know not to try even before 3 am
[00:16] * pixiemeat is now known as Jaredkemp
[00:21] <globalwom> hi
[00:22] <jmx> .link http://www.failedsuccess.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/playdoh_history/
[00:22] <poopy> jmx - http://www.failedsuccess.com/index.php?/weblog/comments/playdoh_history
[00:22] <sparkling> hello
[00:22] <pinin> hi
[00:23] <sparkling> what's going on?
[00:23] <pinin> just wrapping up for tonight...about to crash
[00:23] <pinin> you?
[00:23] <Efreeti> now i managed to print something from Opera and another test page ;[
[00:23] <sparkling> wasting time instead of writing a term paper
[00:23] <Efreeti> but it won't accept anything from word or writer
[00:24] <pinin> yeah i'm about 2/5th done with this huge paper i've been working on all night
[00:24] <sparkling> this paper is due in about 12 hours
[00:24] <pinin> Efreeti you suck at the computars ;x
[00:24] <pinin> i have till friday
[00:24] <sparkling> and i'm about 3/4ths done
[00:24] <jmx> i wonder if i should go to bed or watch this episode of doctor who ive got sitt
[00:24] <jmx> how huge?
[00:25] <wind> i love bt at 3am
[00:25] <wind> 500kb/s
[00:25] <sparkling> i could work on it for like 1-2 hrs and get a good nights sleep but no...
[00:26] <jmx> my parents connection is lame, maxes out at 150
[00:26] <pinin> 15 pages
[00:26] <sparkling> mine's just 10
[00:26] <DigDug> roflflf just now watching colbert speech
[00:26] <sparkling> yours is worse
[00:26] <sparkling> colbert!
[00:26] <DigDug> chocolate city with marshmallow center
[00:26] <DigDug> ROFL
[00:26] <sparkling> i love colbert
[00:26] <jmx> you are behind
[00:27] <wind> haha pen
[00:27] <jmx> reality has a well-known liberal bias
[00:27] <pinin> hahaha pen about time ;x
[00:27] <DigDug> i wish i had higher quality than this 5x5 .mov
[00:28] <pinin> hahaha
[00:29] <jmx> jester, you see the ny times and the like finally commenting to say that he was
[00:30] <pinin> haha ya
[00:30] <pinin> timmo linked earlier
[00:31] <DigDug> i can see them having meetings about what to write about it ;[
[00:31] <jmx> everyone not getting it and bush sitting right there is what really made it fun
[00:31] <pinin> lol i think they got most of em
[00:33] <jmx> it was kinda like what stewart did at the oscars, but more hardcore
[00:33] <ExZippo_> I have microwave bacon "snaps" from the states
[00:33] <ExZippo_> Should I be scared of these things?
[00:34] <pinin> haha yes they are dog food
[00:34] <pinin> ;[
[00:35] <DigDug> this segment is kind of long
[00:35] <DigDug> oh wait there it ends
[00:35] <DigDug> i can't make out the faces, did he shake gw's hand?
[00:36] <jmx> yes
[00:36] <DigDug> hahah
[00:36] <TMH_> ok I'm sort of tired but first I will tell you guys a story
[00:36] <jmx> he was saying about what soft hands bush had later
[00:36] <TMH_> it's important that you understand that I did not witness the events that happ
[00:36] <TMH_> but anyway
[00:37] <TMH_> back in the day there was this kid that some friends of mine knew
[00:37] <TMH_> not many people liked him
[00:37] <TMH_> one day in PE, he was sitting on this chair, and not really paying attention
[00:37] <TMH_> and this dude runs up to the chair, and pretends to stamp him in the balls
[00:37] <ExZippo_> did he shit himself?
[00:37] <michael`> [03:26am] DigDug: chocolate city with marshmallow center
[00:37] <michael`> [03:26am] DigDug: ROFL
[00:37] <michael`> haha, yeah
[00:37] <michael`> i died
[00:37] <TMH_> he literally leaps over, and it looks like he's actually going to do
[00:38] <TMH_> it
[00:38] <TMH_> and suddenly he stumbles in midair
[00:38] <pinin> haha
[00:38] <michael`> DC is a weird city
[00:38] <TMH_> and actually plants his foot right on this kid's balls
[00:38] <michael`> around the capitol its so ridiculously white
[00:38] <TMH_> there was this awful silence
[00:38] <michael`> get a few blocks out and youre in the fucking ghetto
[00:38] <TMH_> and all anyone can hear is the quiet "pffft" of one of his nuts bursting
[00:38] <DigDug> DC is perfect example of how well our federal government works at stamping o
[00:38] <michael`> liquor store, liquor store, gun store, liquor store
[00:38] <TMH_> and he makes this awful awful face
[00:39] <michael`> haha
[00:39] <pinin> rofl tmh
[00:39] <TMH_> leans over and falls off his chair
[00:39] <michael`> hey! maybe they just need to spend more money, pen
[00:39] <DigDug> oh yeah, good idea! ^_^
[00:39] <TMH_> he woke up on his way to the ambulance screaming
[00:39] <michael`> we're too niggardly
[00:39] <michael`> you fucking niggards
[00:39] <TMH_> since everyone knew about his misfortune
[00:39] <TMH_> people were respectful in the way that only kids can
[00:40] <DigDug> heh, that's a pretty fucked up story
[00:40] <TMH_> "remember you're a womble" was the anthem of the schoolyard for a while
[00:40] <pinin> lol
[00:40] <TMH_> needlessly cruel
[00:40] <TMH_> and that is my fantastic story
[00:41] <jmx> well worth staying up to tell
[00:42] <ExZippo_> Here is my story
[00:42] <ExZippo_> One day, I was in PE
[00:42] <ExZippo_> hahahaha
[00:42] <TMH_> oh I'm down for a @geekissues.org address if anyone wants to hook me up
[00:42] <ExZippo_> I'm lying
[00:42] <michael`> "the quiet pfft of one of his nuts bursting"
[00:42] <ExZippo_> I never went to PE, we used to just play ping pong
[00:42] <michael`> that made me cringe
[00:43] <michael`> shit
[00:43] <michael`> id sue that punk bitch
[00:43] <michael`> did the kid get in a lot of trouble?
[00:43] <TMH_> I don't actually know
[00:43] <TMH_> I'd imagine so
[00:43] <TMH_> I mean that's basically gbh
[00:44] <DigDug> shit like that happens all hte time in school
[00:44] <DigDug> and most of the time nobody gets in trouble
[00:44] <TMH_> yeah man
[00:44] <TMH_> but losing your nut
[00:44] <michael`> yeah seriously
[00:45] <ExZippo_> LOOK OUT MANBEARPIG IS COMMING
[00:45] <TMH_> I'm going to ask the guys later on
[00:45] <TMH_> I'd say suspension
[00:45] <michael`> i think maybe schools should be less stringent about fighting
[00:45] <michael`> but crushing a dude's testicle
[00:45] <michael`> because you were going to lol haha lol jokingly fake stomp
[00:45] <TMH_> well in his defense it was an accident
[00:46] <michael`> anyway
[00:46] <michael`> the great gatsby awaits
[00:46] <TMH_> I mean nobody really intends to fuck someone up that badly
[00:46] <DigDug> TMH_: but a lot of kids act very irresponsibly
[00:46] <DigDug> they don't intend to fuck someone up for life
[00:46] <DigDug> but they don't think about it either
[00:47] <TMH_> yeah good point
[00:47] <TMH_> man I don't even want to think about how badly that must have hurt
[00:52] <jmx> its weird hearing some of the weird shit people get suspended for
[00:52] <jmx> when i was in school nobody got suspended for anything
[00:52] <wind> 9.9e x 99
[00:52] <wind> calc 9.9e x 99
[00:52] <wind> is that a possible numba
[00:53] <ExZippo_> This stuff tastes like bacony popcorn
[00:58] <Efreeti> I could not possibly imagine that
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[01:03] <ExZippo_> It's popped "bacon"
[01:03] <ExZippo_> Tastes like savory popcorn
[01:03] <ExZippo_> but not in a good way
[01:07] <kitchen> TMH_: dude
[01:07] * kitchen claps
[01:07] <kitchen> TMH_: GREAT story
[01:07] <TMH_> D:
[01:07] <TMH_> why thank you
[01:07] <kitchen> much deserved
[01:12] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[01:12] <ScumFrog> ...or not
[01:13] <kitchen> w 92807
[01:13] <kitchen> bot must not be around
[01:14] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[01:14] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 56F/14C; wind ENE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Light Haze; Sunrise 5:2
[01:14] <TMH_> oh hey its another englander
[01:14] <kitchen> w2 92807
[01:14] <poopy> kitchen temp 58.1F/14.5C; wind SW 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[01:14] <TMH_> from whereabouts in london do you hail from
[01:14] <ScumFrog> Im actually from Manchester, but the bot doesnt recognise it
[01:14] <ScumFrog> you?
[01:14] <TMH_> oh right
[01:15] <TMH_> well I live in hull actually
[01:15] <TMH_> but I'm originally from london
[01:15] <TMH_> the kingston area thereabouts
[01:15] <ScumFrog> I see
[01:16] <ScumFrog> Whats Hull like?
[01:17] <TMH_> imagine prison
[01:17] <TMH_> but you can leave any time you like
[01:17] <ScumFrog> hahaha
[01:17] <TMH_> yet circumstances somehow force you to be there
[01:17] <ScumFrog> yeah I always though it was a bit of a dive
[01:17] <TMH_> here's an example
[01:17] <TMH_> my "student housing" is a converted brothel on the edge of hull's red light di
[01:17] <TMH_> one morning I opened the door and a tramp fell into my house
[01:18] <ScumFrog> haha
[01:18] <TMH_> a few nights ago there was an agitated young gentleman outside my house yellin
[01:18] <ScumFrog> you just made my morning
[01:18] <ScumFrog> quite a rough area then
[01:18] <TMH_> it turned out that my friends saw him passing, the uberchav that he was
[01:18] <TMH_> and decided it was only fit to antagonise him by throwing water bombs at him
[01:19] <ScumFrog> as every decent person would do
[01:19] <TMH_> however as my window was the only window with a light on
[01:19] <TMH_> he figured it came from my window
[01:19] <ScumFrog> oh dear
[01:20] <TMH_> rule #1 of throwing shit at passers by: turn your light off
[01:20] <TMH_> evidently he was not aware of this one
[01:20] <ScumFrog> but did he hit the chav with a water bomb?
[01:20] <TMH_> oh yeah
[01:20] <TMH_> on the leg apparently
[01:20] <TMH_> a few weeks ago one of my friends launched this egg into the street
[01:21] <TMH_> nailed this goth chick in the head
[01:21] <TMH_> his reason for throwing it: it was rotten
[01:21] <kitchen> oh god
[01:21] <wind> i want to live there
[01:21] <ScumFrog> ahaha
[01:21] <ScumFrog> genius
[01:21] <Efreeti> :D
[01:21] <kitchen> TMH_: I'm moving in, make room.
[01:21] <wind> where do you live tmh
[01:21] <wind> me too
[01:21] <TMH_> hahahaha
[01:21] <kitchen> 03:15:07 <+TMH_> well I live in hull actually
[01:21] <TMH_> yeah that should really be the dealbreaker
[01:22] <TMH_> hull is not a nice place to live
[01:22] <TMH_> but it is cheap
[01:22] <wind> uni of hull?
[01:22] <TMH_> nah uni of lincoln
[01:22] <wind> man i wish i had an interesting story like that to tell people
[01:23] <kitchen> all I have is the infamous jalapeno story
[01:23] <wind> so i was about to go to the mart one evening and a hooker fell through my door
[01:23] <ExZippo_> This family guy has been the best in a while
[01:23] <kitchen> ExZippo_: on adult swim?
[01:23] <ExZippo_> not so many "REMEMBER THAT TIME THIS THING HAPPENED?"
[01:23] <ExZippo_> S05E14
[01:23] <kitchen> oh
[01:24] <TMH_> the infamous jalapeno story?
[01:24] <TMH_> do tell
[01:24] <kitchen> I don't have the picture that went along with it
[01:25] <ScumFrog> prey tell
[01:25] <kitchen> it's the origin of HKYHDS
[01:25] <kitchen> anyways, i was in chicago
[01:25] <kitchen> we went out to this classy place in schaumburg called RAM
[01:25] <kitchen> it's a microbrewery.. pretty nice place
[01:25] <kitchen> anyways, I'm all "bein the man" and chowing on fresh jalapenos
[01:26] <kitchen> my eyes start watering so I wipe them with my shirt
[01:26] <wind> i think i have that picture
[01:26] <kitchen> next thing I know, my eyes are on fire.
[01:26] <kitchen> for like 10 minutes i couldn't even open my eyes
[01:26] <kitchen> finally waitress came over with a glass of milk and my girlfriend swabbed m
[01:26] <kitchen> in the meantime my friends were all taking pictures of it
[01:26] <TMH_> hahahaahahhhahahahahahahaha
[01:26] <TMH_> oh god
[01:26] <kitchen> yea
[01:26] <wind> yeah, i have that picture somewhere
[01:27] <kitchen> so there's a picture of me where it looks like I have downe's syndrome
[01:27] <kitchen> but, I really do, so it's ok
[01:27] <TMH_> hey someone needs to upload it
[01:27] <kitchen> I wish I stil lhad it
[01:27] <kitchen> the memories.
[01:27] <kitchen> i miss chicago :(
[01:29] <wind> i can't find it :(
[01:29] <ScumFrog> aww man
[01:29] <wind> i thought it was on someones uh photoalbum thing
[01:30] <wind> http://www.hkyhds.com/ :p
[01:30] <kitchen> heh
[01:30] <ScumFrog> ahah
[01:30] * kitchen changes topic to 'kitchen seeks jalapeno in eye pic (the HKYHDS pic) msg him. th
[01:31] <Rjx> |silicon might have it
[01:32] <ExZippo_> THIS IS ONE FINE DAY TO BE NUDE
[01:32] <kitchen> agreed
[01:33] <ExZippo_> I don't like the contraction 'em. To me, his name is Dig Them. You're not
[01:36] <Rjx> LIBERAL CHUBBY CHASER
[01:38] <ExZippo_> There's been a lot of talk lately about homosexuals.
[01:42] <ExZippo_> Rjx: Hey, what's that on the ceiling?
[01:42] <Rjx> your mother
[01:42] <ScumFrog> zing
[01:50] <sxh> bush knocked down the towers
[01:50] <sxh> tell the truth nigga
[01:51] * Jaredkemp is now known as PixieMizz
[01:51] * PixieMizz is now known as PixieMeat
[01:54] <ScumFrog> why is Maya3D so damn complicated
[01:57] <TMH_> http://www.kolumbus.fi/antti.kurittu/wt/Frankfurt04_10.jpg
[01:57] <TMH_> http://www.kolumbus.fi/antti.kurittu/wt/Frankfurt04_11.jpg
[01:57] <TMH_> what an awful tattoo
[01:57] <daze> lol
[01:57] <daze> not unless he wants to fighte
[01:59] <ScumFrog> Mr Cool ICE, I fear him.
[02:00] <TMH_> http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7616/tattoonws4na.jpg nsfw
[02:00] <TMH_> ;[
[02:01] <ExZippo_> http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/3631/1112yi1.jpg <----
[02:14] <Rjx> in 1965, after she danced with a wedding party at a hotel in Spain where the co
[02:14] <Rjx> Connery has always denied that he hit his wife, but that year he was quoted in
[02:17] <sxh> that cool ice guy
[02:17] <sxh> ahahha
[02:17] <sxh> i wonder how many times that logo is tattooed on him
[02:19] <slave-zx> hello
[02:24] <Omnica> 000_0388.jpg
[02:24] <Omnica> pp[s
[02:24] <Omnica> oops
[02:24] <Omnica> http://cdn5.tribalfusion.com/media/493826.gif
[02:24] <Omnica> wtf is that girl guide banner doing
[02:29] <daze> what
[02:29] <daze> i dont even get it
[02:29] <daze> girls usually become strippers at that age if theyre not interested in math or
[02:31] <sxh> haha
[02:31] <sxh> no
[02:31] <sxh> what it says isn't that girls aren't averse to math or to science
[02:31] <sxh> but rather that they lose interest in it and only do the work to do the work an
[02:31] <sxh> while not learning anything about math and science
[02:31] <sxh> which leads to technology careers full of MEN
[02:31] <sxh> and feminists want equality
[02:31] <sxh> and bitches with brains in their heads
[02:31] <sxh> i'm all for it
[02:32] <TMH_> http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5279/bareback2copycopy6js.jpg
[02:32] <daze> what
[02:32] <sxh> that was the highly condensed version
[02:56] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:05] <Rjx> happy star wars day
[03:21] <ScumFrog> onjoin spam Lara12
[03:21] <daze> sorry cant do nothin about it
[03:22] <daze> :|
[03:22] <daze> it's true
[03:22] <daze> i jus received it =
[03:22] <daze> =/
[03:22] <andrew> hmm
[03:22] <andrew> why can't spammers at least learn to spell
[03:24] <Ganesh> GANESH IS ANGRY
[03:24] <andrew> ganesh is a big fat elephant!
[03:24] <Ganesh> Peanut tax is due.
[03:25] <andrew> that was interesting
[03:27] <catnip> ah Rjx , need a word with thy
[03:27] <catnip> you are a mod for qdb.us right?
[03:28] <Rjx> i think i still have a mod account, i haven't actively modded anything on there
[03:28] <Rjx> the queue is up, so i probably should
[03:29] <daze> we know your humor sucks
[03:29] <daze> sorry humour*
[03:29] <catnip> well, that's what I wanted to talk to you about
[03:29] <catnip> I think its bugged somehow
[03:29] <catnip> the queue I mean
[03:29] <Rjx> how so?
[03:29] <catnip> been browsing around yesterday
[03:30] <catnip> and checked out the queue and voted on all the entries shown
[03:30] <catnip> when I click the queue again it shows me the exact same quotes I just voted
[03:30] <sxh> i'm talking about anal sex
[03:31] <catnip> so I cant vote on them again of course, but I dont get to vote on any new on
[03:31] <Rjx> weird, might be worth telling DigDug when he's about
[03:31] <Rjx> yeah
[03:32] <catnip> and it has thousands of queued entries, and it states that the new entries a
[03:32] <sxh> i think digdug hates you specifically, catnip, and forces you to see the same q
[03:32] <Rjx> same thing seems to be happening to me
[03:32] <sxh> page after page after page
[03:32] <Rjx> haha
[03:32] <Rjx> ;[
[03:32] <catnip> digdug doesn't hate me, Im a nice person
[03:32] <sxh> commie bastard is at his shell right now
[03:32] <sxh> "CATNIP HAS INFILTRATED QDB.US SERVER"
[03:32] <catnip> lo
[03:33] <sxh> "YOU WILL MODERATE SAME QUOTE FOREVER!"
[03:33] <catnip> I dont want to moderate
[03:33] <catnip> I want to erradicate the lamme ones
[03:33] <catnip> as I am good to pass judgement on other ppl's stupidity ;)
[03:33] <sxh> listen frnd
[03:34] <sxh> i don't claim to speak for digdug
[03:34] <sxh> but i speak for digdug when i tell you that he hates you
[03:34] <catnip> oh :| why?
[03:34] <sxh> your nickname is offensive
[03:34] <catnip> how so?
[03:34] <sxh> and reminds him of sharp objects like tacks and pins
[03:34] <catnip> dude, you're just messing with me :(
[03:35] <sxh> he had a bad experience in his childhood where he was pricked repeatedly with s
[03:35] <catnip> yes, I've noticed, but only if you read it backwards
[03:35] <sxh> and he is jewish so he reads from right to left
[03:35] <sxh> you racist motherfucker
[03:35] <catnip> LOL
[03:35] <catnip> call me that when Im clearing customs to enter the us ....
[03:36] <catnip> almost got cavity searched :\
[03:36] <sxh> well dood, if digdug hates you there's nothing i can do about it
[03:36] <catnip> just beacuse Im not very whitish type
[03:36] <sxh> but rjx can help
[03:36] <catnip> rjx is a busy man
[03:36] <Rjx> maybe i hate you too
[03:37] * sxh bows.
[03:38] <ScumFrog> haha
[03:38] * ScumFrog claps
[03:38] <Rjx> awesome
[03:39] <catnip> you hate crashed my script
[03:39] <catnip> :(
[03:39] <sxh> for dramatic purpose bro
[03:39] <sxh> nothing personal
[03:40] <catnip> speaking of dramatic, had a wierd experience just now
[03:40] <catnip> I was sitting here reading the newspaper
[03:40] <jonathans> was that before or after you started stalking me on efnet
[03:41] <Rjx> HAPPY STAR WARS DAY
[03:41] <catnip> and I swear, I reached for the mouse to scroll down the pages, oh how I felt
[03:41] <jonathans> that would make a decent quote if it were on one line and came in reverse
[03:42] <jonathans> "i just reached for the mouse to scroll down in the newspaper."
[03:42] <catnip> no no. Im not making this up...
[03:42] <jonathans> that doesnt matter
[03:42] <Rjx> i was looking at my girlfriend and i went to click "save to disk" and then i re
[03:42] <jonathans> your delivery sucked
[03:42] <sxh> great job borking a humorous moment
[03:42] <sxh> you're a hack, pintack
[03:42] <Rjx> that joke got pretty old the first million times
[03:43] <jonathans> haha
[03:43] <Rjx> maybe "save to dick" would've worked better
[03:43] <catnip> well, today must be happy catnip bashing day :(
[03:43] <sxh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[03:43] <sxh> rjx just wasted you catnip
[03:43] <sxh> that awesome quip obliterated the next line
[03:43] <ScumFrog> epic zing
[03:43] <sxh> and i have no idea what the fuck you just said
[03:44] <sxh> ...neither does anyone else
[03:45] <Rjx> i was thinking about soup
[03:45] <sxh> and to highlight my usage of the word "wasted" here is someone with that for a
[03:45] <sxh> welcome, wasted`
[03:45] <sxh> this is #geekissues storytime with your host sxh
[03:45] <wasted`> hi -_-
[03:46] <sxh> tell us how you started on irc
[03:46] <wasted`> phew
[03:46] <wasted`> i don't remember really
[03:46] <sxh> we have it all in #geekissues, from heroin addicts booting a hit only to find a
[03:47] <sxh> to nominees for the u.s. senate investigating online social patterns (michael`)
[03:47] <sxh> and everything in between
[03:47] <sxh> this is a channel for everyone, wasted`
[03:47] <sxh> feel free to share
[03:47] <catnip> You make it sound like a support group
[03:47] <Rjx> what about transatlantic pot-smoking schizophrenic programmers
[03:48] * sxh thinks wasted` is a little shy
[03:48] <wasted`> well i um.. guess i started with irc because of mmorpgs ;(
[03:48] <sxh> wow!
[03:48] <sxh> that's a new one
[03:48] <wasted`> i was 14 when i first played uo *sobs*
[03:48] <sxh> it's ok wasted`
[03:48] <Rjx> !bans Rjx
[03:49] <sxh> look at how compassionate we are
[03:49] <Rjx> ;[ fuck you too pinkboa
[03:49] * sxh prods Rjx
[03:49] <sxh> ...with a finger-like appendage
[03:49] <Rjx> you're sounding suspiciously unlike snow right now
[03:49] <Rjx> what are you not smoking
[03:50] <catnip> it's almost noon and I havent done a single thing...
[03:50] <sxh> this is snow
[03:50] <wasted`> smoking mhh.. good idea
[03:50] <daze> snows gf?
[03:50] <sxh> i'm just about to burn some w
[03:50] <catnip> except... being here
[03:50] <sxh> HAHKLDAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[03:50] <sxh> i almost laughed out loud but it would have been a waste
[03:51] <daze> like you ;|
[03:51] <sxh> daze it's ok
[03:51] <sxh> all of us are here because we're on irc and are addicted
[03:51] <daze> thank you confuscious
[03:51] <sxh> you can live vicariously through me if you want to pretend to be cool
[03:52] <sxh> because i'm the master at pretending to be cool
[03:52] <daze> ill jus listen to tool and say fuck off to you
[03:52] <daze> VICARIOUSLY
[03:52] <sxh> an_single_tear
[03:53] <ScumFrog> calc 182mm in in
[03:53] <daze> someone brush my teeth im too lazy to move
[03:53] <sxh> want someone to smoke your weed for you too?
[03:53] <sxh> i'll do it
[03:54] <wasted`> truely compassionate
[03:54] <Omnica> WTf is up with bash
[03:54] <Omnica> !@
[03:55] <sxh> i don't know
[03:55] <Rjx> i don't know, what is up with bash
[03:55] <sxh> i have an idea, omnica
[03:55] <sxh> why don't you tell us what the fuck is up with bash
[03:55] <Omnica> well bummer.
[03:55] <Rjx> GNU bash, version 3.1.17(1)-release (x86_64-pc-linux-gnu)
[03:55] <Rjx> Copyright (C) 2005 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
[03:55] <Rjx> seems fine here
[03:55] <Omnica> just no updates
[03:55] <sxh> TELL US
[03:55] <Omnica> haha
[03:55] <Omnica> funny Rjx
[03:55] <sxh> TELL US OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR WINDPIPE
[03:55] <Omnica> Rjx: im bored, URL the shit out of me,.
[03:55] <Omnica> please.
[03:55] <daze> s2
[03:55] <daze> s3
[03:56] <daze> d2
[03:56] <daze> w2
[03:56] <poopy> daze temp 70F/21C; wind WNW 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:41AM; Suns
[03:56] <Rjx> have you read pbf?
[03:56] <Omnica> all of it
[03:56] <Omnica> you posted it lastnigh
[03:56] <Omnica> I finished it
[03:56] <daze> that comic sucks
[03:56] <Omnica> you suck, go find a dick to suck.
[03:56] <daze> lol
[03:56] <sxh> http://images.google.com/images?q=anal+sex&hl=en&btnG=Search+Images
[03:56] <daze> ive got one right here to share
[03:56] <daze> =D
[03:56] <sxh> that's the only url you need, bay
[03:56] <Omnica> rofl
[03:56] <sxh> baby*
[03:56] <Rjx> Omnica: you also know about carnival right?
[03:57] <Omnica> yep
[03:57] <Omnica> ill google video around for a litle bit
[03:57] <Rjx> read the whole "best of" craigslist?
[03:58] <catnip> http://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2005/06/anal_sex_month_promotional_advertise
[03:58] <catnip> lol
[03:58] <Omnica> daze is bitching, he says he loves you and he will suck your dick if you unb
[03:58] <Rjx> yeah he messaged me too
[04:00] <Rjx> w2
[04:00] <poopy> Rjx temp 75F/24C; wind East 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:28AMBST;
[04:00] <Rjx> w london, england
[04:00] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[04:00] <poopy> Rjx temp 75F/24C; wind East 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:28AMBST;
[04:00] <ScumFrog> 24 degrees? never
[04:00] <Rjx> ah ok;[
[04:00] <Rjx> it's pretty hot out right now
[04:00] <Omnica> w2 Summerland, Canada
[04:00] <poopy> Omnica temp 50F/10C; wind WNW 7mph/11kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 5:30AMPDT; Sun
[04:00] * ScumFrog sticks his head out the window
[04:00] <Omnica> sweet
[04:01] <catnip> afk
[04:01] <Omnica> w2 Manly, New Zealnd
[04:01] <poopy> Omnica location not found
[04:01] <Rjx> why are the garbage collectors coming today
[04:01] <Omnica> w2 Manly, New Zealand
[04:01] <Rjx> when i have to have the windows open
[04:01] <poopy> Omnica temp 40F/4C; wind West 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:01AM; S
[04:01] <Rjx> ;[
[04:01] <Rjx> they're meant to come on tuesdays
[04:01] <Omnica> go kick their ass back to tussday
[04:02] <Omnica> simtower is fucking rad.
[04:02] <Rjx> yeah it is
[04:02] <Omnica> I cant find a torrent
[04:02] <Omnica> :(
[04:02] <Omnica> Id do anything to be able to play sim tower right now
[04:02] <Rjx> check abandonware sites
[04:02] <ScumFrog> awesome game
[04:02] <Rjx> they'll probably have it
[04:02] <Rjx> it's old enough now
[04:02] <Omnica> :D
[04:02] <Omnica> and sim copter
[04:03] <Omnica> that was cool, getting the missile launching helicopter
[04:04] <Omnica> and whre the fuck is abandonware
[04:04] <Rjx> abandonware is just a term for games that the creators don't really care about
[04:04] <wasted`> i got a sim tower original cd right here
[04:04] <Rjx> so sites can get away with offering them for download a lot of the time
[04:04] <wasted`> \o/
[04:04] <Rjx> url the underdogs simtower
[04:05] <Rjx> ;[
[04:05] <Rjx> !url the underdogs simtower
[04:05] <Rjx> .url the underdogs simtower
[04:05] <Tubbee> http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=164138&mode=linear
[04:05] <Rjx> .url the underdogs
[04:05] <Tubbee> http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/underdogs/
[04:05] <Rjx> ;[
[04:05] <Rjx> nevermind
[04:05] <Omnica> lol
[04:05] <Omnica> tanks anwyas
[04:05] <andrew> .url the-underdogs simtower
[04:05] <Tubbee> http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=164138&mode=linear
[04:05] <Omnica> daze is still biching
[04:05] <andrew> blech
[04:06] <Rjx> 11:57 <daze> mind letting me rejoin?
[04:06] <Rjx> 11:57 <daze> i'm so sad now not talking to omni
[04:06] <Rjx> 12:01 <daze> dude
[04:06] <Rjx> 12:03 <daze> man i can't believe you
[04:06] <wasted`> underdogs is dead Rjx
[04:06] <Rjx> o rly?
[04:06] <wasted`> :/
[04:06] <Rjx> i hadn't checked it out in at least a year
[04:06] <Rjx> i guess these things happen
[04:07] <andrew> it's not really dead it's just that its domain expired
[04:07] <andrew> i mean unless it's died in the past five or so days
[04:07] <wasted`> http://www.abandonia.com/games/341/download/SimTower.htm
[04:07] <wasted`> 2.8 mb
[04:07] <wasted`> o_O
[04:08] <andrew> http://www.the-underdogs.info/
[04:08] <ScumFrog> haha, Im going to fucking play that at work now
[04:10] * Omnxa is now known as Omnica
[04:10] <Omnica> bugger
[04:11] * wasted` slaps Omnica around a bit with a large trout
[04:11] <wasted`> (13:09:06) (wasted`) http://www.abandonia.com/games/341/download/SimTower.h
[04:11] <Omnica> :|
[04:11] <Omnica> I LOVE YOU
[04:11] <wasted`> \o/
[04:12] <Omnica> how the fuck do I download it
[04:13] <Omnica> ...?
[04:14] <wasted`> This game is under protection of ESA (entertainment software association) a
[04:14] <wasted`> oh snap
[04:14] <Omnica> eh
[04:14] <Omnica> :(
[04:14] <Omnica> I
[04:14] <wasted`> why do they put it on their site then
[04:14] <wasted`> jackasses
[04:14] <Omnica> if anyone has the disc and makes an ISO I will do soething for them
[04:15] <wasted`> hm, i got the disc
[04:15] <wasted`> but i think it's in german
[04:16] <wasted`> so you wouldn't know what to do with it anyway
[04:16] <wasted`> i guess
[04:17] <Omnica> ah well
[04:17] <Omnica> thats okay
[04:17] <Omnica> I will admit defeat
[04:17] <Omnica> and play gorila.bas
[04:17] <Omnica> nm SCORCHED EARTH
[04:18] <Omnica> Someone want to MP me?
[04:22] <Efreeti> mp?
[04:25] <metric> http://choppingblock.org/d/20060407.html
[04:34] <ExZippo_> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/dave_o/Becca/71567941_223415307_0.j
[04:42] <jonathans> make porn
[04:42] <jonathans> mold pipes
[04:42] <jonathans> (mould)
[04:42] <jonathans> milk pigeons
[04:43] <jonathans> mar plates
[04:43] <andrew> multiplayer ?:(
[04:43] <jonathans> move poppies
[04:43] <ExZippo_> Midget Porn
[04:44] <jonathans> fuck
[04:44] <jonathans> <- owned
[04:46] <ExZippo_> I did like the mental piture of "milk pigeons"
[04:47] <ExZippo_> hey jon
[04:47] <ExZippo_> FOX NEWS
[04:47] <ExZippo_> hahaha
[04:47] <jonathans> no tv
[04:47] <jonathans> what
[04:47] <ExZippo_> That's a good joke eh?
[04:47] <ExZippo_> FOX NEWS
[04:47] <jonathans> oh
[04:47] <jonathans> yee
[04:47] <jonathans> ah
[04:47] <jonathans> HAR
[04:47] <jonathans> seriously though, i dont watch tv
[04:48] <ExZippo_> Fox news is like, the best comedy on late night here
[04:53] <jonathans> they should just be more like weekly world news
[04:53] <jonathans> and the inquirer
[04:53] <jonathans> more people would watch
[04:53] <ExZippo_> they aren't already?
[04:53] <jonathans> not quite
[04:53] <ExZippo_> They called a nobel prize winner a moron who didn't know what he was talki
[04:53] <ExZippo_> (Because he complained about george bush)
[04:54] <jonathans> WHEN SHARKS ATTACK != WHEN SHARKS WITH THE HEAD OF ABE LINCOLN AND AN IMA
[04:54] <ExZippo_> Then they said the Sweedish are "racist" against americans
[04:54] <jonathans> that's fucking hilarious
[04:54] <ExZippo_> (Because he was sweedish)
[04:54] <jonathans> racist
[04:54] <jeek> Bush must be stopped!
[04:54] <jeek> Anything that lowers my chances of fucking a Swedish Bikini Team member must b
[04:54] <metric> yeah shavd is so much sexier
[04:56] <jeek> Jesus, I can't believe it took over a month for my channel to empty.
[04:57] <Rjx> damn
[04:57] <Rjx> was going to opless your ass
[04:57] <jeek> ?
[04:59] <ExZippo_> IT'S TIME FOR FOX AND FRIENDSSSSSSSSSS
[04:59] <metric> a month?
[04:59] <metric> jesus
[05:00] <Brutus|UA> that's sooooooo 1618BC
[05:00] <metric> ?
[05:05] <Oopsie> duck
[05:05] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:05] <Tark-Work> lord
[05:05] <Tark-Work> something's beeping in here.
[05:06] <ducklord_> is it me?
[05:07] <Tark-Work> like..in my building. I just checked our UPS on the server so it's not t
[05:07] <Tark-Work> oh dear god.
[05:08] <ExZippo_> It's a bomb
[05:08] <ExZippo_> you have 15 minutes to find it
[05:08] <ExZippo_> OR YOU DIE
[05:09] <Tark-Work> oh god please no. I'll get right on that.
[05:09] * Tark-Work goes to lifeinsuranceonline.com
[05:09] <ExZippo_> "Hello Tark-Work. Currently you are in a building, which has a bomb in it.
[05:09] <ExZippo_> [/Saw Voice]
[05:10] <Tark-Work> that sounds like an awesome opening line to a text adventure.
[05:10] <wasted`> or just open the fucking door and go outside
[05:10] <wasted`> -_-
[05:11] <Tark-Work> well, kiefer coulda been like 'fuck these people gunning for me, I'm gonn
[05:15] <ducklord> thar he goes
[05:16] <jeek> I'd hide the bomb in his anus.
[05:16] <jeek> So when he left the building, he'd be the only one blown up.
[05:17] <Tark-Work> yeah, and your bomb would be so small I would be like..heh is.. is it in
[05:17] <Tark-Work> wait
[05:21] <ScumFrog> damn
[05:21] <ScumFrog> it is 24deg out
[05:21] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[05:21] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 79F/26C; wind ESE 16mph/26kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:28AM
[05:22] <ScumFrog> 26!
[05:22] <Tark-Work> 79!
[05:22] <sili> hut hut
[05:22] <ScumFrog> hey, its warm for england ok
[05:22] <sili> HIKE
[05:23] <andrew> w2 72015
[05:23] <poopy> andrew temp 67.1F/19.5C; wind NE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[05:24] <sili> .w 46032
[05:24] <Tubbee> Carmel, IN (40.0°N/86.2°W, 252M); Last Updated: 7:51 AM EDT; Dew Point: 56°F
[05:24] <sili> .fc 46032
[05:25] <Tark-Work> she'll make point five past light speed.
[05:25] <Tark-Work> she's fast enough for you old man.
[05:38] <ExZippo_> w2 taupo, new zealand
[05:38] <poopy> ExZippo_ temp 46F/8C; wind NE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 7:01AMNZST; Sun
[05:38] <ExZippo_> I win
[05:43] <Tark-Work> win?
[05:43] <Tark-Work> w 75062
[05:43] <Tark-Work> w2 75062
[05:43] <poopy> Tark-Work temp 70F/21C; wind NW 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Light Rain; Sunrise 6:
[05:43] <terminal> w kcgc
[05:43] <Tark-Work> yeah I guess you do.
[05:43] <terminal> w kcgc
[05:43] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 8:
[05:43] <sili> .w hamburg, germany
[05:43] <Tubbee> Hamburg, Germany (53.6°N/10.0°E, 16M); Last Updated: 2:20 PM CEST; Dew Point
[06:17] * zoral_ is now known as zoral
[06:21] <michael`> Mike, you sent me your resume - looks good, but I need your article
[06:21] <michael`> review.
[06:21] <michael`> hahahh
[06:21] <michael`> whoops
[06:23] <michael`> that's somewhat embarrassing
[06:27] <timmo> haha mike
[06:27] <timmo> that a professor?
[06:27] <michael`> yeah
[06:27] <timmo> thats awesome
[06:28] <timmo> also i got a 26cent raise today;]
[06:28] <timmo> out of a possible 25cents
[06:28] <timmo> ;]
[06:29] <michael`> nice
[06:29] <michael`> i worked at blockbuster for 13 months
[06:29] <michael`> and i dont think i ever got a raise
[06:30] <timmo> the cool thing is
[06:30] <timmo> my review/raise date was october
[06:30] <timmo> but theyre making everyone have a common review date
[06:30] <timmo> which means im getting my raise ahead of schedule
[06:32] <michael`> i had a dream last night that christine and i went to a party and christin
[06:32] <michael`> and in front of all 20 people there, including me
[06:32] <michael`> she had sex cowgirl style with some guy on a couch
[06:32] <terminal> haha
[06:32] <michael`> and she looked in my eyes as she did it
[06:32] <TMH_> holy inferiority complex batman
[06:32] <terminal> guilt trip
[06:32] <TMH_> I mean
[06:32] <michael`> haha, nah
[06:32] <TMH_> isnt the point of dreams
[06:33] <TMH_> that you're the king of the dream
[06:33] <TMH_> and you're the center of everything
[06:33] <michael`> what i realized
[06:33] <michael`> is that i can never tell her that i cheated on her with meredith
[06:33] <terminal> i told you
[06:33] <terminal> GUILTTTTTTTTTTT
[06:33] <michael`> yeah
[06:34] <TMH_> oh I get it now
[06:34] <TMH_> I don't really get guilty for some reason
[06:34] <TMH_> I guess I'm a sociopath
[06:34] <terminal> YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ME MIKE
[06:34] <terminal> BUT YOU DIDNT
[06:35] <michael`> i should have listened to josh
[06:35] <michael`> he was consistent and absolute
[06:35] <terminal> what di dhe say
[06:35] <michael`> oh
[06:35] <michael`> that i was retarded for giving up what i had
[06:35] <terminal> well
[06:35] <michael`> and thatd id regret fucking some random bitch
[06:35] <terminal> i told you that too
[06:36] <terminal> i said DON'T DO IT, BAD IDEA, RED FLAG
[06:36] <michael`> haha
[06:36] <michael`> for some reason i remember everyone being supportive except josh
[06:36] <terminal> YOU'RE GOING TO HATE YOURSELF
[06:36] <michael`> who was like
[06:36] <michael`> the maverick
[06:36] <timmo> im sticking with my point at the time
[06:37] <timmo> which was, his girlfriend was very fridgid
[06:37] <michael`> well i dont HATE myself
[06:37] <timmo> and kind of meh around him
[06:37] <michael`> yeah
[06:37] <michael`> that is true
[06:37] <timmo> to the point that he was actively thinking about fucking someone else
[06:37] <timmo> i personally thought that his relationship with c was over
[06:37] <michael`> actually thats very true
[06:37] <michael`> so did i
[06:38] <timmo> http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1530066/20060503/system_of_a_down.jhtml?head
[06:38] <D1> what happened?
[06:40] <catnip> they are breaking up? when thyey say they dont, they really are doing it, un
[06:41] <Rjx> what happened mike
[06:41] <michael`> when?
[06:42] <michael`> october last year?
[06:42] <Rjx> i don't know
[06:42] <michael`> haha
[06:42] <Rjx> i just joined the conversation
[06:42] <Rjx> wondering what's going on
[06:42] <Rjx> and plus
[06:42] <Rjx> i was in the camp who was against
[06:42] <Rjx> it wasn't just josh
[06:42] <michael`> well actually
[06:43] <michael`> now that i remember the situation, tim was in the correct camp
[06:43] <michael`> it was going to be over
[06:43] <michael`> she was lukewarm at that time
[06:43] <timmo> ;]
[06:43] <Rjx> i remember the wilderness years
[06:44] <Rjx> and the rejoicing
[06:44] <Rjx> when the great wall of vagina came tumbling down
[06:44] <catnip> when a relationship gets trivial and ppl start to lose interest, most of the
[06:44] <michael`> yeah, that was fucking insane
[06:44] <catnip> just my two cents...
[06:45] <timmo> although
[06:45] <timmo> to my credit
[06:45] <timmo> i did tell mike to break up with christine
[06:45] <timmo> before he did anything
[06:45] <Thuryn> most people will wait until they actually *have* someone else to fuck before
[06:45] <michael`> whoops
[06:45] <timmo> so he wouldnt be cheating on her
[06:45] <Rjx> liar
[06:45] <Rjx> don't make me pull up logs
[06:45] <timmo> im not lying;[
[06:45] <timmo> pull logs
[06:45] <timmo> you liar
[06:45] <michael`> word thuryn
[06:45] <Rjx> i'm going to grep for 'pee in her butt'
[06:46] <Rjx> because i'm pretty sure that's what you said
[06:46] <timmo> k
[06:46] <timmo> youre going to grep a lot of shit
[06:46] <Rjx> i don't actually HAVE logs of that time period
[06:46] * Thuryn watching the screen scrooooooooll
[06:46] <Rjx> ;[
[06:46] <Rjx> you win for this round
[06:48] <timmo> haha flea from the red hot chili peppers
[06:48] <timmo> isnt mad people pirated their new album
[06:48] <timmo> hes mad that they pirated it in such a shitty quality
[06:48] <michael`> .url neil young
[06:48] <Tubbee> http://www.laut.de/wortlaut/artists/y/young_neil/
[06:49] <andrew> <3 flea
[06:50] <timmo> http://www.redhotchilipeppers.com/news/journal.php?uid=213
[06:50] <c-rOCK> old
[06:50] <timmo> your face is old
[06:50] <c-rOCK> shit they were reading that on the radio last night
[06:52] <timmo-> peng: have you heard the new afi single? its terribleeeeee
[06:54] <c-rOCK> yeah theyre playin it its not good
[06:55] <c-rOCK> what is good is maynard tonight
[06:55] <catnip> actually my ... ahem, copy of stadium has very nice quality
[06:56] <catnip> lame encode var bitrate
[06:56] <c-rOCK> upload it then
[06:56] <catnip> its shared...
[06:56] <Spidey`> i hate my damn computer
[06:56] <Spidey`> pos
[06:56] <c-rOCK> i still dont know who im gonna take to tool tonight
[06:56] <c-rOCK> some lucky hoe im sure
[06:56] <catnip> tool is nice
[06:56] <GerblNut> *unlucky
[06:57] <catnip> c-rOCK: u want the ed2k link?
[06:59] * catnip currently listening to some deftones unplugged
[06:59] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[07:00] <timmo> http://imdb.com/title/tt0102511/
[07:01] <catnip> classic
[07:03] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[07:04] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/intersection-idiot.html < ---lucky
[07:05] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/religious-lady-fox.html OMFG!
[07:06] <catnip> someone kill this bitch
[07:06] <catnip> slowly
[07:07] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/think%20different%21.jpg
[07:07] <catnip> "thank god for dead soldiers" ... "thank god for AIDS"
[07:08] <catnip> shirley phelps... kill her!
[07:09] <catnip> what a fucking waste of oxygen
[07:12] <metric> OMG
[07:12] <metric> ok i hate americans again
[07:12] <metric> this is what you guys get for having free speech
[07:13] <sili> try that shit at arlington
[07:13] <sili> and they'll put you in jail
[07:13] <catnip> she would get lynched first
[07:13] <sili> it's a funeral
[07:13] <sili> not the place to express you ideals
[07:14] <sili> if that was my family member
[07:14] <sili> they would be dead too
[07:14] <catnip> word
[07:15] <catnip> i'd fucking strangle her
[07:16] <catnip> its true, some ppl are alive just because its illegal to kill tehm , so true
[07:19] <Spidey`> w2
[07:19] <poopy> Spidey` temp 68.8F/20.4C; wind West 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[07:30] <bjornh> anyone tried the olive oil cooling method yet?
[07:31] <bjornh> http://www.markusleonhardt.de/en/oelbilder.html
[07:31] <bjornh> I wanna try that one out.
[07:34] <Serena[T]> gah i hate this: We're sorry, your system is not compatible with our sof
[07:34] <Serena[T]> System requirements:
[07:34] <Serena[T]> # Windows XP
[07:34] <Serena[T]> # Internet Explorer 6.0+
[07:35] <mef> linux 1.0
[07:36] <Serena[T]> heh
[07:36] <p1n1n> sucka!
[07:46] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[07:46] <michael`> serena
[07:46] <michael`> what OS are you using?
[07:46] <michael`> firefox has an extension that can let you spoof your user-agent
[07:47] <Serena[T]> osx
[07:47] <Serena[T]> i know
[07:47] <michael`> ditto
[07:47] <Serena[T]> i'm running a clean system, so i don't have any of my extensions or anyth
[07:48] <Serena[T]> it just irks me to have these lazy MS supported programmer types do that
[07:48] <Serena[T]> </rant>
[07:50] <p1n1n> lol indeed
[07:52] <c-rOCK> tool tonight jester
[07:57] <p1n1n> nice peng
[07:57] <sili> .link http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/iran , France says bombing Iran off the f
[07:57] <jeremiad> sili - http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/iran - , France says bombing Iran of
[07:58] <Ifrit> .link http://ahom.ru/rabota/tuma.swf ZOMG I CAN'T TURN THIS SONG OFF!!!!!
[07:58] <jeremiad> Ifrit - http://ahom.ru/rabota/tuma.swf - ZOMG I CAN'T TURN THIS SONG OFF!!
[07:58] <hermes> its not the solution, but its a start!
[07:58] <Ifrit> :|
[07:58] <sili> http://www.uberg33k.com/gallery/view_photo.php?set_albumName=Funny&id=thesolut
[07:58] <sili> There's no problem
[07:58] <sili> those 2 things can't solve
[08:10] <GerblNut> sili, you ever get the file uploading website set up?
[08:12] <sili> no
[08:12] <sili> no one will fucking design it
[08:12] <GerblNut> :(
[08:13] <var> w 63122
[08:13] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 10:
[08:13] <sili> if you know anyone who wants to make lots of money
[08:14] <sili> just making the site let me know
[08:14] <GerblNut> would do it for you if i had the skill
[08:14] <GerblNut> this lucent tech i'm on the phone with could really use it right about now
[08:15] <sili> haha
[08:15] <GerblNut> he can't send me a 24 mb pdf because their mail server says its too large
[08:16] <sili> send it to kelly@l14.net
[08:16] <sili> and I'll post it
[08:16] <GerblNut> my mail server will take it, his won't :)
[08:16] <sili> ah
[08:16] <Tark-Work> you know what else takes it?
[08:16] <GerblNut> when he gets back on the line gonna have him go through our webmail and se
[08:16] <Tark-Work> and you know where?
[08:16] <GerblNut> your mom?
[08:16] <GerblNut> in the pooper?
[08:16] <Tark-Work> your mom?
[08:17] <Tark-Work> in the pooper.
[08:17] <Tark-Work> he's uploading his 24mb pdf... TAKE IT ALL, BITCH
[08:17] <Tark-Work> make him his own webmail account
[08:18] <Tark-Work> or screw that, send him a gmail invite, everyone needs one of those :P
[08:18] <timmo> [09:14] [sili] if you know anyone who wants to make lots of money
[08:18] <timmo> [09:14] [sili] just making the site let me know
[08:18] <timmo> what is it going to be an imageshack type site
[08:18] <sili> nope
[08:18] <sili> like xdrive.com
[08:18] <timmo> or just a random site for people like in thie channel?
[08:18] <sili> commercial
[08:19] <timmo> ah well then
[08:19] <sili> I've offered 1k to make it
[08:19] <sili> and 20% of the profits
[08:19] <timmo> i was going to say, even i could code a shitty one for this channel
[08:19] <GerblNut> well sili, i'm reading and i'm learning and if by the time i'm confident i
[08:20] <timmo> get rjx to do it
[08:20] <timmo> he needs extra $
[08:20] <sili> I've asked everyone in here
[08:20] <sili> no one will
[08:20] <timmo> to fund his us trips
[08:20] <sili> it's not a hard site to make
[08:20] <sili> just the time involved
[08:20] <timmo> if i had the skill;[
[08:21] <sili> I just need to take the time
[08:21] <sili> and make it myself
[08:21] <sili> or pay the place downstairs to do it
[08:22] <timmo> this is commercial for yourself, or commercial for a biz?
[08:22] <Rjx> the main reason people tend to turn down full projects
[08:22] <GerblNut> a commercial site that he will run, for business to use
[08:22] <Rjx> is that they usually end up taking far longer than expected
[08:23] <sili> ya
[08:23] <Rjx> and since there's almost always no precise specification
[08:23] <Rjx> it's hard to plan
[08:23] <sili> look at xdrive.com
[08:23] <sili> and make it like that
[08:23] <sili> only your own design
[08:23] <timmo> also
[08:23] <Rjx> if you split the site up into a bunch of tasks
[08:23] <sili> some functionalily
[08:23] <Rjx> _specific_ set tasks
[08:23] <timmo> a lot of people dont like being code for hire
[08:23] <Rjx> i.e designs, frontend, backend
[08:23] <Rjx> etc.
[08:23] <Rjx> but more specific
[08:23] <timmo> because lets say they design it awesomely
[08:23] <timmo> and you say
[08:23] <timmo> oh i dont want that
[08:23] <timmo> i want this
[08:24] <Rjx> people would be willing to take on parts of it
[08:24] <timmo> rinse
[08:24] <timmo> repeat
[08:24] <sili> see, if someone designs the site
[08:24] <sili> they are a web designer
[08:24] <sili> I am not
[08:24] <sili> I am gonna go with them
[08:25] <timmo> thts one of the main reasons i dont do commisioned art/tattoos anymore
[08:25] <timmo> people dont know what they want
[08:25] <timmo> but they sure do know that you didnt come up with it
[08:26] <sili> Rjx, came up with some really good idea when I first asked him about it
[08:26] <sili> I think he could come up with something I would like
[08:26] <Rjx> is xdrive a web-based thing?
[08:26] <Rjx> looks like there's a shell extension to map the drive onto a local windows driv
[08:26] <Rjx> which seems like an interesting challenge
[08:26] <timmo> rjx only comes up with good ideas because hes crazy
[08:26] <pinkboa> i like string
[08:26] <sili> I want mine all webbased
[08:26] <sili> completely
[08:26] <sili> no little app
[08:26] <Rjx> or maybe i'm crazy because i come up with good ideas
[08:27] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[08:27] <sili> that's the nice difference
[08:27] <timmo> you know exactly what i mean
[08:27] <timmo> and im sure you think the same thing
[08:28] <metric> ooo 04/05/06
[08:28] <metric> freaky
[08:28] <Rjx> it's star wars day
[08:28] <metric> i know :P
[08:28] <metric> may the 4th be with you
[08:28] <Rjx> aye
[08:29] <timmo> you two
[08:29] <bjornh> 4z
[08:29] <timmo> are so fucking
[08:29] <timmo> homosexual
[08:29] <metric> heh gonna have to do something on june 6th
[08:29] <metric> 6/6/6
[08:29] <metric> :D
[08:29] <Rjx> that's when ann coulter's new book comes out
[08:29] <timmo> thats national slayer day
[08:29] <timmo> and the new omen is coming out
[08:29] <timmo> slayer is kicking off a tour with mastodon
[08:29] <timmo> and some other band on 6.6.6
[08:31] <jeshax> metric: yeah i'll be hitting up some 666 parties <3
[08:31] <jeshax> finally a holiday we can celebrate with the europeans!
[08:32] <jeek> Those silly Euros
[08:32] <metric> oi
[08:33] <metric> i`ve lived in houses older than your country
[08:33] <metric> stfu
[08:33] <mef> combat baby
[08:33] <jeek> Get with the times, man.
[08:33] <jeshax> your mom is older than my country
[08:33] <jeshax> !oh
[08:33] <jeshax> ;[
[08:33] <jeek> Tajikistan's only been around since '96 or so. :/
[08:34] <jeshax> !oh
[08:34] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[08:34] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[08:34] <kitchen> OHHHHHHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN BITCH!
[08:34] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[08:34] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[08:34] <jeshax> fuck i'm late
[08:37] <DigDug> dammit
[08:37] <DigDug> "gotta get up early today"
[08:37] <DigDug> i get up an hour fucking late
[08:37] <DigDug> well, 1.5 hours
[08:38] <DigDug> 1!$%
[08:38] <Tark-Work> spell solenoid
[08:38] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[08:38] <Tark-Work> spell solinoid
[08:38] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[08:38] <pinkboa> - solenoid perhaps?
[08:38] <Tark-Work> sweet
[08:38] <metric> spell antidisestablishmentarianisma
[08:38] <pinkboa> - antidisestablishmentarianism perhaps?
[08:42] <Ifrit> spell floccanauconihilipilifikation
[08:42] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[08:42] <Ifrit> spell Pneumonoultramacroscophcsilicovolcanoconiosis
[08:42] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[08:42] <pinkboa> - Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis perhaps?
[08:42] <Ifrit> :)
[08:51] <jeek> woo
[08:52] <jeek> Still the top of the scoreboard.
[08:53] <andrew> you talk a lot more in here jeek
[08:53] <`^> NSFW http://www.totallycrap.com/media/NSFW/sexmachine/
[08:53] <jeek> What?
[08:54] <jeek> I'm talking about the hotornot scoreboard.
[08:54] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4972380.stm 8 month old baby survives b
[08:54] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4972380.stm - 8 month old baby surviv
[08:54] <Ifrit> the chanstats have been dead for ages
[08:55] <Ifrit> two months now
[08:55] <Ifrit> no statbot iirc
[08:56] <Ifrit> anyway jeek
[08:56] <Ifrit> just you wait until i can get a pic up
[08:56] <Ifrit> let my hair out
[08:56] <Ifrit> rock out a little
[08:56] <Ifrit> take a picture
[08:57] <ScumFrog> where is this scoreboard thing?
[08:57] <Ifrit> http://scoreboards.hotornot.com/geekissues
[08:57] <ScumFrog> thanks
[08:58] <sili> anyone want the lastest episode of house?
[08:58] <Ifrit> house?
[08:58] <sili> yes
[08:58] <sili> show on Fox
[08:58] <sili> really good
[09:02] <Ifrit> http://threesecondsmores.ytmnd.com/
[09:06] <Rjx_> haha, are you around josh
[09:13] <dekkon> hells yeah, my laptop is in lexington
[09:13] <dekkon> <3
[09:13] <dekkon> too bad i probably wont get it till tomorrow ;[
[09:13] <michael`> CASH COWELL: Simon Paid $36 million a year for 'IDOL'...
[09:14] <DigDug> my ram, on the other hand, should have arrived
[09:14] <Rjx> what an incredibly horrible t-shirt
[09:14] <Rjx> mount /dev/geekgirl /bedroom
[09:14] <Rjx> mount: special device /dev/geekgirl does not exist
[09:14] <Rjx> only on cafepress
[09:15] <Rjx> i mean yeah, that's a "mildly" entertaining observation
[09:15] <Rjx> who would wear that on a shirt though
[09:15] <DigDug> cringe
[09:15] <Rjx> ssh -p scp -P
[09:15] <Rjx> Why does scp use capitol P when ssh uses lower-case p? Have the usability gods
[09:15] <Rjx> http://logo.cafepress.com/2/4846530.1210662.jpg
[09:16] <DigDug> yes, they have, long ago
[09:16] <DigDug> ok fuckers
[09:17] <DigDug> today, since i'm late to work
[09:17] <DigDug> i will not go on irc
[09:17] <DigDug> or log on to aim
[09:17] <DigDug> until i have left the office
[09:17] <DigDug> god fucking damn it
[09:17] <DigDug> laters
[09:17] <Rjx> this is actually pretty amusing
[09:17] <Rjx> someone emailed to ask if we can get hold of some larger sizes
[09:17] <Rjx> specifically 9XL and 10XL
[09:17] <sili> 'it's not my fault'
[09:17] <sili> 'you are stupid'
[09:17] <sili> is one I want
[09:17] <sili> and 'get bent'
[09:18] <sili> also
[09:18] <Rjx> it was signed with "A geek that makes whales look anorexic"
[09:18] <sili> haha
[09:18] <sili> 'I beat anorexia'
[09:20] * TheRat[br is now known as The_Rat
[09:25] <Ifrit> http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/
[09:25] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[09:25] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 77F/25C; wind SE 17mph/28kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:28AMB
[09:25] <GerblNut> razr's good or bad?
[09:26] <ScumFrog> I have one, but I woulnd choose it again -_-
[09:26] <ScumFrog> much better phones out there I think
[09:27] <The_Rat> razr is WIDE, to compensate its thinness
[09:28] <GerblNut> i'm liking the Samsung t509, but it's so new i haven't been able to look f
[09:29] <GerblNut> and i haven't been able to see one working yet, the stores all have the du
[09:29] <timmo> i just found out that the straylight run (band)
[09:29] <ScumFrog> The sony walkman orange-y colored one is quite good, aparantly
[09:29] <ScumFrog> dont know its name
[09:29] <timmo> stole its name from a chapter in william gibson's nueromancer
[09:30] <michael`_> fuck modems
[09:30] <michael`_> [12:25pm] michael`: i hope the democrats win the house
[09:30] <michael`_> [12:25pm] michael`: then they'd have control of all committees and could
[09:30] <michael`_> [12:25pm] michael`: and turn him into a lame duck
[09:30] <michael`_> [12:25pm] michael`: http://www.hillnews.com/thehill/export/TheHill/Commen
[09:30] <ScumFrog> bai
[09:30] <timmo> i think its impossible for a republican to get in the white house during this
[09:31] <timmo> well damn near impossible
[09:33] <DigDug> Connected to: NETGEAR
[09:33] <DigDug> subway internet <3
[09:33] <DigDug> ok, trainis leaving ;[
[09:33] <DigDug> l8rs
[09:33] <timmo> rjx: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/04/42tonne_mechanical_e.html
[09:37] <`^> NSFW http://www.furholt.net/biohazard/Art/fg-lois%26brian4.jpg
[09:38] <andrew> why do you keep doing that
[09:38] <andrew> joining and pasting some nws image and then leaving
[09:38] <`^> Sorry
[09:38] * `^ is now known as LooKooM
[09:38] <LooKooM> I didn't quit this time ...
[09:38] <LooKooM> But maybe I should
[09:39] <The_Rat> aw, for chrissake!
[09:53] <Jimmothi> voted
[10:00] <Rjx> wait
[10:00] <Rjx> troi and riker get married?
[10:24] <catnip> Rjx: the queue is still bugged :(
[10:25] <catnip> who's teh man to talk about it again?
[10:29] <Catcher> what queue
[10:29] <r3in> .w t4t 1v5
[10:29] <Tubbee> Rocky Mountain House, Alberta (52.4°N/114.9°W, 988M); Last Updated: 9:00 AM
[10:29] <r3in> w2
[10:29] <poopy> r3in location not found
[10:29] <catnip> qdb.us
[10:29] <catnip> the submitted quotes queue
[10:30] <catnip> doesn't work properly
[10:30] <Catcher> what's bugged about it
[10:30] <Catcher> besides that its only showing like 20 quotes out of 1700 :/
[10:30] <catnip> well, when you vote for them, and then refresh, instead of getting a new bat
[10:31] * ScumFrog is now known as Scmfrg`a
[10:31] <Catcher> oh, i just did a vote and it refreshed completely different quotes to me
[10:31] <catnip> besides that, its perfect
[10:31] <catnip> lemm try again
[10:32] <catnip> ñope, still the same exact ones
[10:32] <Catcher> i can't duplicate it
[10:32] <Catcher> are they the same quotes in different order, or are they in the same order
[10:33] <catnip> the same order
[10:33] <catnip> again and again
[10:34] <Catcher> sorry, it isn't doing that for me
[10:34] <Catcher> maybe you need to delete a cookie
[10:34] <catnip> sometimes the first one changes to 2nd place
[10:35] <catnip> different browser , same problem
[10:36] <catnip> nope, no cookies on the firefox one
[10:36] <Rjx> YOU WANT THIS DOG?
[10:36] <Catcher> well I don't know what to tell you then, i'm not saying you're lying, but i
[10:37] <Catcher> so i guess i'm saying i don't know what you can do about it
[10:37] <csqrl> the randomness is probably cached per minute
[10:37] <csqrl> or something
[10:37] <Catcher> oh
[10:37] <sili> www.uberg33k.com/files/wwtd.avi
[10:37] <Catcher> wait, you know what, i just opened IE, and the quotes are the same but a co
[10:37] <sili> WHO WANTS THIS DIG!
[10:38] <sili> DOG*
[10:38] <catnip> well that happens too, but its more common to be the same ones
[10:40] <catnip> bbl
[10:40] * pinkboa grabs catnip
[10:40] <pinkboa> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[10:40] <catnip> go ahead, never seen a bot kill himself
[10:41] <Rjx> !bans Rjx
[10:41] <pinkboa> - Rjx has 87 bans out of 1051.
[10:41] <Rjx> !bans timmo
[10:41] <pinkboa> - timmo has 166 bans out of 1051.
[10:41] <sili> !bans tubbee
[10:41] <pinkboa> - tubbee has 32 bans out of 1051.
[10:43] <Sohcahtoa> Holy shit
[10:43] <Oopsie> holy shit
[10:43] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[10:43] <Sohcahtoa> 60 fps with 10-sample motion blur looks smooth as hell
[10:44] <Catcher> catnip: i just modded a few quotes, i hope the quotes are different for you
[10:44] <Catcher> later
[10:53] <jeek> !bans jeek
[10:53] <pinkboa> - No record.
[10:53] <jeek> :(
[10:54] <Tark-Work> no shit
[10:54] <Tark-Work> !bans Tarkaan
[10:54] <pinkboa> - No record.
[10:55] <jeek> !jeek
[10:55] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[10:55] <Tark-Work> shrug
[10:59] <Tark-Work> YAY!! Time for BBC Outlook!
[11:00] <Tark-Work> Britain has some wicked fucking WICKED HOT brown girls doing their news.
[11:00] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[11:05] <shitfish> be carefull handling beverages around laptop and other it-related electron
[11:06] <sili> yes
[11:06] <shitfish> yooooooooooomightmessupyoooooooooooooourkeyboooooooooooooooard
[11:06] <csqrl> full of care
[11:07] <csqrl> is it flavorfull
[11:07] <shitfish> expecially alcoholic beverages
[11:07] <csqrl> it would make sense to some
[11:07] <shitfish> actually
[11:07] <csqrl> but the full loses an l to become ful
[11:07] <shitfish> coke is worse
[11:08] <GerblNut> thats why you drink pure alcohol, so it evaporates after a while
[11:08] <shitfish> because of the sugar
[11:08] <shitfish> makes keyboard sticky
[11:08] <csqrl> thus you are careful
[11:08] <shitfish> indeed
[11:08] <csqrl> with things that are flavorful
[11:08] <shitfish> good thought
[11:09] <shitfish> are you guys from america ?
[11:09] <Tark-Work> well lately I'm not sure
[11:09] <shitfish> why not ?
[11:10] <Tark-Work> ...do you get the newspaper where you are?
[11:10] <Tark-Work> got any american news in it?
[11:10] <Tark-Work> then.. yah. that was the point.
[11:11] <GerblNut> Tark, don't deny it, you are more american then anyone
[11:11] <Tark-Work> that's right bitch
[11:11] <GerblNut> just look at the McDonalds boxes you built your apartment out of
[11:12] <shitfish> cause
[11:12] <shitfish> i went to america
[11:12] <shitfish> few weeks ago
[11:12] <Tark-Work> yeah, the blacks we built this country on are starting to sink into the f
[11:13] <shitfish> you know, i visited more mcdonalds in the week that i was in america then
[11:13] <GerblNut> are there many McDonalds in Belgium?
[11:14] <Rjx> Tark-Work: why do you hate freedom?
[11:14] <shitfish> not that much as over there ofcourse
[11:14] <shitfish> there's one nearby
[11:15] <shitfish> like a mile away
[11:15] <Tark-Work> Rjx :(
[11:15] <shitfish> if you'd ask me for another one I'd had to think a while
[11:15] <Tark-Work> I wonder if you walk a two mile round trip to mcdonalds, does it cancel o
[11:15] <GerblNut> no
[11:16] <Tark-Work> I actually ate a mcdonalds cheeseburger at the airport last year. just t
[11:16] <GerblNut> it you ran a twenty-two mile round trip to mcdonalds, it wouldn't cancel i
[11:16] <Tark-Work> it was like.. insipid...like syrup sweet
[11:16] <Tark-Work> I threw half of it out and got some peanuts out of the vending machine.
[11:17] <GerblNut> my wife actually kinda likes McDonalds, i had to insist our son would not
[11:17] <Rjx> rar torrents make the baby jesus cry
[11:17] <Tark-Work> don't get him started
[11:17] <GerblNut> don't plan to let him near one
[11:17] <Rjx> hey i like mcdonalds food man
[11:17] <Tark-Work> RAR!! Torrents make Baby Jesus CRY!! Baby Jesus SMASH!!!
[11:17] <Rjx> the issue is knowing that it really isn't a great idea to eat there
[11:17] <GerblNut> and the grandparents are getting an ass kicking if they take him
[11:17] <Rjx> it _does_ taste good
[11:17] <Cctoide> it does
[11:18] <shitfish> it doesnt
[11:18] <Tark-Work> Rjx, your mcdonalds tastes different
[11:18] <Rjx> yeah just try not to turn it into forbidden fruit
[11:18] <shitfish> not if you are used to proper food
[11:18] <GerblNut> the fries do, that's really about it
[11:18] <Tark-Work> it's different in canada too
[11:18] <Cctoide> Bah.
[11:18] <Rjx> Tark-Work: probably a result of the ingredients in good supply in the locale
[11:18] <Cctoide> Home made food is always healthier, even if you deep fry it in lard, innit?
[11:18] <Tark-Work> if you put a whataburger up against a quarter pounder, the whataburger wi
[11:18] <Rjx> i noticed that you guys get cadburys chocolate over there
[11:18] <Rjx> but it tastes pretty different
[11:19] <Tark-Work> Rjx, *some*, and it's not the same.
[11:19] <Tark-Work> yeah
[11:19] <Tark-Work> less cocoa butter
[11:19] <Tark-Work> canadian cadbury's tastes more like yours.
[11:19] <shitfish> you know
[11:19] <Rjx> it's manufactured by hershees (sp)
[11:19] <shitfish> in africa coca cola is really good
[11:19] <Rjx> maybe it still has coca in it
[11:19] <Cctoide> Rjx: Hershey's
[11:19] <Rjx> doh, yes
[11:19] <Tark-Work> in Hershey Pennsylvania.
[11:19] <Cctoide> Hershey's are the ones with the kisses, right?
[11:20] <Tark-Work> yes
[11:20] <Tark-Work> they taste like shit now too
[11:20] <Tark-Work> they had to make a 'Symphony' bar because they fuckign ruined the "Hershe
[11:21] <Tark-Work> the symphony bar tastes like the hershey bar I ate when I was a young chi
[11:21] <Rjx> my cousins in minnesota always asked us to bring british chocolate when we visi
[11:21] <Rjx> we'd have to stock our suitcases with rolls of smarties
[11:21] <Tark-Work> it's just better
[11:21] <Tark-Work> except that one
[11:21] <Rjx> giant 5kg cadbury's bars
[11:21] <Tark-Work> with all the raisins and shit in it
[11:21] <Rjx> they sell 5kg bars
[11:21] <Tark-Work> I don't remember the name, but it was shit.
[11:21] <Rjx> ah yeah i'm not a fan of the fruit and nut
[11:21] <Rjx> i think that is the one you're thinking of
[11:21] <shitfish> ah
[11:22] <shitfish> the old fruit and nut
[11:22] <Tark-Work> gotta be
[11:23] <GerblNut> I love the German chocolate my grandmother brings back from Germany
[11:23] <GerblNut> nice way to get drunk eating chocolate
[11:24] <shitfish> that doesn't work
[11:24] <shitfish> you can't get drunk eating chocolate
[11:24] <shitfish> but
[11:25] <shitfish> you can get drunk eating fruit
[11:26] <Cctoide> Only if you're a big fermenter...
[11:28] <shitfish> lay some fruit in the sun for a long enough time ...
[11:36] <Tark-Work> This guy was in afghanistan, on independent television, making a program
[11:37] <Tark-Work> he had to leave for sweden a year ago after his co-host was executed.
[11:40] <swight> Nine states have sued the administration of President George W. Bush for len
[11:40] <sili> I really think he'll be the first president to ever be impeached
[11:41] <shitfish> impeaach the president
[11:41] <swight> Clinton was impeached. Impeached doesn't mean taken out of office.
[11:41] <shitfish> neil young
[11:41] <shitfish> new cd
[11:41] <shitfish> nobody ?
[11:41] <sili> he was only impeached by the senate
[11:41] <swight> ah, is that the diff?
[11:41] <jmx> hey swight, you watch any of the new season of doctor who yet?
[11:42] <swight> just downloaded 2 eps gonna watch 'em tonight
[11:42] <jmx> and theres been a few presidents who were impeached, just not removed from offi
[11:42] <maru> anyone who was close just resigned before it could happen
[11:42] <maru> ie, nixon
[11:43] <jmx> ive watched the first couple, think i liked eccleston better though
[11:43] <dekkon> god damn it
[11:43] <swight> I've only seen the Christmas Invasion, and I definitely like the old guy bet
[11:44] <jmx> yeah
[11:44] <dekkon> why the fuckare you gonna have a voicemail system if you arent gonna check i
[11:44] <jmx> hes not terrible
[11:44] <dekkon> some people, yeah i can understand if you are rearely gonna be answering a p
[11:44] <jmx> i think hes a bit better after a couple episodes though
[11:44] <dekkon> but if youre in charge of hiring people and you have a shitton of job openin
[11:44] <dekkon> it would prolly be a good idea to check your voicemai
[11:44] <dekkon> ;[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
[11:44] <swight> I'll have to let ya know tomorrow :)
[11:46] <jmx> damn cbc not playing them til the fall though
[11:46] <jmx> guess hockey is in the way
[11:47] <Rjx> haha josh
[11:47] <Rjx> are you here?
[11:47] <qoa> I give up on watching Lost.
[11:47] <kitchen> qoa: how come
[11:47] <qoa> One new episode every month in a half is bullshit.
[11:48] <Tark-Work> yeah that's lame as fuck
[11:48] <kitchen> yea.
[11:48] <kitchen> but the next two weeks have new eps
[11:48] <kitchen> because of sweeps
[11:48] <qoa> It's silly when I can't remember wtf happened on the last episode before I watc
[11:48] <kitchen> then we go into 6 month blackout
[11:48] <kitchen> qoa: agreed.
[11:48] <Tark-Work> that's why 24 rocks a horse's ass
[11:48] <qoa> <3 Fox.
[11:48] <Tark-Work> "Non-Stop Season"
[11:48] <kitchen> heh
[11:48] <qoa> 24 and Prison Break weekly.
[11:49] <Cctoide> 24 is good
[11:49] <Cctoide> The 4th season, not so much
[11:49] <jmx> dont like 24, too hard to follow if you keep missing episodes
[11:49] <qoa> I liked the 4th season, but that was also my first season. Season 3 was much be
[11:49] <Tark-Work> I saw the first few episodes of the first season and then said fuckit unt
[11:49] <LooKooM> just don't miss them jmx ..
[11:49] <Tark-Work> jmx, get a tivo
[11:49] <Tark-Work> I don't watch shit live at all anymore
[11:50] <LooKooM> (or download tv episode as .avi files...)
[11:50] <qoa> I download them all.
[11:50] <Tark-Work> downloading is a pain in the arse
[11:50] <jmx> wasnt really impressed with the first few episodes of the first season and have
[11:51] <Tark-Work> I figure I would pay someone $12 a month to download all the shit I watch
[11:51] <jmx> lol
[11:51] <jmx> i dont really watch much tv
[11:52] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[11:53] <Tark-Work> I watch 24, LOST, ER, Boston Legal, Good Eats, Alias...
[11:53] <Tark-Work> Family Guy, Sopranos
[11:55] <swight> jeez... who saw this coming?
[11:55] <swight> A posse of 100 volunteers and sheriff’s deputies will patrol the Phoenix are
[11:55] <swight> The group likely will be deployed across parts of Maricopa County by the wee
[11:55] <swight> Hairs breath away from vigilanties
[11:55] <swight> breadth
[11:56] <Rjx> that's a pretty cool vhost
[11:57] <kitchen> yea
[11:57] <Rjx> not incredibly homosexual like the ones |silicon has :x
[11:57] <kitchen> heh
[12:00] <jmx> i havent watched alias in years, missed a season and when i went to watch it ag
[12:00] <Jimmothi> http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/8900/15en.gif
[12:15] <jmx> .link http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=12060683 Mex
[12:15] <poopy> jmx - http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=12060683 -
[12:27] <jeshax> yeah we pressured Fox not to
[12:27] <jeshax> fucking imperialist US
[12:33] <jeshax> w2
[12:33] <poopy> jeshax location not found
[12:33] * jeshax is now known as jestuh
[12:33] <jestuh> w2
[12:33] <poopy> jestuh temp 69F/21C; wind NNW 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5
[12:45] <jestuh> Al-Zarqawi is seen walking toward a white pickup truck in "New Balance tenni
[12:45] <jestuh> hahaha aren't those shoes made for girls?
[12:46] <onu> Depends, how many women come with mens' feet?
[12:47] <jestuh> 6
[12:47] <onu> Eh, fair enough I guess, yeah they're chick shoes.
[12:47] <dekkon> jestuh: no
[12:47] <onu> Though I own a pair ;_;
[12:47] <dekkon> they are motherfucking comfortable shoes
[12:47] <dekkon> those and saucony
[12:47] <onu> I falsely assumed that since they had men sizes they were made for my gender. ;
[12:48] <jestuh> haha dekkon wears girls shoes
[12:48] <jestuh> ;[
[12:49] <dekkon> nigga please
[12:50] <jmx> jester: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ideas_opinions/story/414519p-350369c.ht
[12:50] <dekkon> just because you treat your feet like shit
[12:50] <dekkon> doesnt mean i will
[12:51] <dekkon> http://www.flickr.com/photos/drjuan/140448571/
[12:51] <dekkon> current shoes
[12:52] <onu> That's stickin' it to 'em.
[12:52] <jestuh> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/04/nonvoting.sons.ap/index.html
[12:52] <jestuh> hahaha
[12:53] <jestuh> you get a fresh pedicure too?
[12:53] <jestuh> fag
[12:53] <jestuh> ;x
[12:53] <dekkon> only when your mother takes time off from sucking my dick
[12:53] <mef> oh burn
[12:53] <jmx> should have taught his kids better
[12:55] <jmx> http://www.kildare-nationalist.ie/news/story.asp?j=22813
[12:57] <devil``> http://www.thestreetspace.com/news_artical.php?prdNewsID=38
[12:57] <devil``> happened two hrs from me
[12:57] <devil``> lol
[12:58] <jmx> haha http://uk.news.yahoo.com/04052006/80-132/hungary-workers-shock-bottom-rum-
[12:58] <jmx> Hungarian builders who drank their way to the bottom of a huge barrel of rum wh
[12:58] <Wabbit98> wouldn't the rum taste funny
[12:59] <Kalamazoo> they said it had a strange taste to it
[12:59] <Kalamazoo> i wonder if a gay man would have known the taste right away
[12:59] <onu> I told them bodies could be successfully hidden in alcohol...
[12:59] <jestuh> ROFL@%$#@%@#
[12:59] <jmx> According to the website, workers said the rum in the 300-litre barrel had a "s
[13:00] <jestuh> bahahahahahaha
[13:01] <Wabbit98> damn
[13:02] <kitchen> bwhaahahahahaha
[13:02] <bitrot> ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaha
[13:02] <bitrot> what are we laughing at?
[13:02] <kitchen> bitrot: read what jmx said
[13:02] <Serena[T]> ew, that's weird
[13:03] <Wabbit98> this rum tastes like maggots
[13:04] <Kalamazoo> maggots wouldnt be in there i would imagine
[13:04] <bitrot> oh that's funny
[13:04] <bitrot> haha
[13:04] <Wabbit98> now that I hink about it
[13:04] <Wabbit98> *think
[13:05] <jmx> http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2006-05-04T
[13:06] <jmx> Vice President Dick Cheney accused Russia on Thursday of backsliding on democra
[13:06] <jmx> they are going to invade russia after iran
[13:07] <jmx> http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=12065825
[13:07] <michael`_> zacarias moussaoui sounds just like all those annoying moms who think the
[13:07] <Kalamazoo> better get your winter coats out
[13:07] * Wabbit98 gets out his winter boots
[13:07] <michael`_> so ironic that she called her son's punishment cruel
[13:09] <qoa> Coming soon: WWIII starring U.S.A.
[13:10] <jmx> .link http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=12061823 Wor
[13:10] <poopy> jmx - http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=12061823 -
[13:10] <jmx> usa vs everybody
[13:10] <michael`_> we should just shoot every criminal defendant execution style in the foot
[13:10] <qoa> This time, we're Germany.
[13:10] <jmx> and usa still has the firepower that they could win it
[13:10] <michael`_> loitering?
[13:10] <michael`_> that's an execution
[13:10] <Wabbit98> and charge the family for the bullet michael`_
[13:10] <michael`_> yes!
[13:10] <jmx> speeding
[13:10] <Kalamazoo> oh nice
[13:11] <jmx> you'd be dead michael`_
[13:11] <Kalamazoo> no
[13:11] <Kalamazoo> mike is the supreme dictator remember
[13:11] <Wabbit98> jaywalking
[13:11] <michael`_> no wait, shoot all defendants for misdemeanors and summary offenses execu
[13:11] <michael`_> felonies
[13:11] <michael`_> that's a paddlin'
[13:11] <Wabbit98> who does the paddlin'?
[13:11] <Kalamazoo> everyone
[13:11] <michael`_> jasper
[13:16] <GerblNut> I just found our female roomates hair in my boxers
[13:16] <GerblNut> but not just in there... kinda like wrapped around my nuts and the band of
[13:18] <dunz0r> GerblNut: ok? what the hell have you been up to?:)
[13:18] <GerblNut> nothing, it's my wife's good friend, but not that good ya know
[13:19] <dunz0r> ok
[13:19] <GerblNut> it's kinda weird because it wasn't in a location you would expect it to be
[13:19] <GerblNut> ya know, you wouldn't expect it wrapped around your balls
[13:19] <dunz0r> hehe no :)
[13:20] <dunz0r> wierd that it got wrapped around your nuts
[13:21] <jmx> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/04/camera_phone/
[13:21] <jmx> what a bunch of pansies
[13:24] <Jimmothi> but everything looks perfect from far away. come down now, but well stay.
[13:24] <jestuh> http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/03/mass.myspace.reut/index.html?sec
[13:24] <jestuh> wtf i used to like that state
[13:24] <jestuh> ;[
[13:27] <Rjx> they have a pretty good point
[13:28] <Rjx> i'm surprising it's mass doing it though
[13:28] <jestuh> yeah
[13:28] <Rjx> *surprised
[13:28] <jestuh> the unenforcable copa law sets the internet min age at 13
[13:28] <jestuh> their argument is that they aren't trying hard enough
[13:28] <jestuh> which is kinda lame
[13:28] <jestuh> keep the internet phree!
[13:29] <jmx> the whole protecting the children thing is somewhat lame
[13:29] <jmx> highly lame
[13:29] <jmx> just like youtube and teh copyright and indecent video shit
[13:29] <jestuh> am i the only one old school enough to understand 'phree'?
[13:29] <jestuh> ;[
[13:29] <Rjx> you phreaking are
[13:29] <haxort0sh> that's BS though... it shouldn't be myspace's responsibility to police th
[13:30] <jestuh> indeed
[13:30] <jmx> what, next youll say its the parents responsibility
[13:30] <jmx> nonsense
[13:30] <jestuh> if crimes are commited, then they should be prosecuted
[13:30] <jestuh> don't need new laws
[13:30] <haxort0sh> well yes jmx
[13:30] <jestuh> or restrictions
[13:30] <jestuh> hahaha
[13:30] <Rjx> i think when it comes to age restrictions, that's doesn't apply the same
[13:30] <Rjx> *that
[13:30] <Rjx> teenagers are stupid
[13:30] <jmx> the thing with the age restrictions is that they dont really work
[13:30] <jmx> then let them be stupid
[13:31] <haxort0sh> most of my friends don't think of the repercussions when they post crap o
[13:31] <Rjx> they don't, but they send a message that the content is inappropriate and/or un
[13:31] <Rjx> it'll propogate through the community
[13:31] <Rjx> and adults will become aware
[13:31] <Rjx> yeah haxort0sh
[13:32] <haxort0sh> it's the parents' responsibility to explain that anything you put on mysp
[13:32] <jestuh> all about educating the masses
[13:32] <haxort0sh> teenagers think that it's just like IM, or email, or whatever... private
[13:32] <haxort0sh> WRONG
[13:33] <onu> Who's spreading this rumor that IM, or email is private?
[13:33] <jmx> <haxort0sh> it's the parents' responsibility to explain that anything you
[13:33] <michael`_> .url area code 205
[13:33] <Tubbee> http://www.thedirectory.org/pref/search/205.htm
[13:33] <jmx> if they dont know this they deserve what they get
[13:33] <michael`_> .url area code 305
[13:33] <Tubbee> http://www.psc.state.fl.us/industry/telecomm/areacode/acdetails.cfm?areacode
[13:34] <jmx> i oppose protecting people from their own stupidity
[13:34] <|silicon> yeah
[13:34] <onu> o/
[13:34] <haxort0sh> ha jmx, well nobody deserves to be raped... but i hate the false sense of
[13:34] <bitrot> yeah people who think that it's private are idiots.
[13:35] <bitrot> it's a public web site.
[13:35] <haxort0sh> exactly
[13:35] <jmx> nobody deserves to get raped? im not sure id go that far
[13:35] <jestuh> ok i hit the classical music in my playlist
[13:35] <jestuh> which means only one thing
[13:35] <jestuh> time for homework!
[13:35] <jmx> ive known a chick or two...
[13:35] <jestuh> afk
[13:35] <haxort0sh> well okay jmx, maybe the shitheads at microsoft
[13:35] <jmx> have fun with that jester
[13:36] <haxort0sh> especially steve ballmer
[13:36] <haxort0sh> he tells his kids not to use google
[13:36] <haxort0sh> or buy an iPod
[13:36] <haxort0sh> how narrow-minded
[13:36] <jmx> so?
[13:36] <jmx> if i was him id say the same thing
[13:37] <geck> not sure about the google part
[13:37] <geck> but I wouldn't get them an ipod if I were steve ballmer
[13:37] <geck> of course
[13:37] <jmx> he has a vested interest in microsofts success
[13:37] <geck> I won't even buy myself an ipod
[13:37] <jmx> yeah
[13:37] <geck> for different reasons though ^_^
[13:37] <haxort0sh> but telling your kids to use MSN search
[13:37] <geck> buy an MP3 player just as good for a quarter the price ^_^
[13:37] <geck> that is torture, true
[13:38] <haxort0sh> if i owned an ice cream company, i wouldn't force my kids to eat ice crea
[13:38] <jmx> but would you be pissed if they always ate someone elses ice cream?
[13:38] <jmx> even if yours was shit?
[13:39] <haxort0sh> well that's where the analogy breaks down, 'cause microsoft execs are sel
[13:40] <geck> haxort0sh, well
[13:40] <geck> they kinda have to be
[13:40] <geck> I mean
[13:40] <geck> what would you think if you went to a linux distro's development hq and they w
[13:40] <haxort0sh> ha, i guess so
[13:41] <haxort0sh> but back on the topic of rape
[13:41] <haxort0sh> let's just say that if steve ballmer accidentally walked into a german S&
[13:41] <jmx> i wouldnt feel sorry for hardly anyone in that situation
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> after seeing the way he hopped and danced it might have happened already
[13:43] <Kalamazoo> if someone told you to write a critical thinking essay and didnt really g
[13:44] <Kalamazoo> cause critical thinking essay is quite vague
[13:44] <jmx> write an essay thats critical of thinking
[13:44] <haxort0sh> critique the professor's teaching ability
[13:44] <haxort0sh> critically of course
[13:44] <Kalamazoo> he is a terrible teacher actually
[13:44] <Kalamazoo> he goes off on tangents for long periods of time
[13:44] <Kalamazoo> usually triggered by some dumbass comment from the kid with the audio adr
[13:45] <haxort0sh> or you can pull a Mr. Freeman
[13:45] <haxort0sh> http://www.gorillamask.net/essay.shtml
[13:45] <onu> If I went to a linux distro's development hq and saw them all running windows..
[13:46] <Rjx> photoshop runs pretty fine with WINE
[13:46] <Rjx> up to v7
[13:46] <onu> It wasn't a complaint...
[13:46] <Rjx> well what i meant was that it already does run without emulation
[13:47] <Tark-Work> http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/ <-- Museum of bad album covers.
[13:47] <Rjx> old
[13:47] <onu> Point taken Rjx
[13:48] <Tark-Work> old?!
[13:48] <Tark-Work> the fuck!?
[13:48] <haxort0sh> most of those albums are pretty old yeah
[13:49] <Tark-Work> ahhh whaddya know from funnay.
[13:49] <haxort0sh> although a bunch of them would be awesome to photoshop
[13:49] <haxort0sh> http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/nashvpussy.jpg
[13:49] <Kalamazoo> i seriously dont even know what topic to pick for this essay because im n
[13:49] <Rjx> my mistake Tark-Work
[13:49] <Kalamazoo> and he said check the syllabus for info, and it doesnt say shit
[13:49] <haxort0sh> haha: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/tonytee.jpg
[13:50] <Rjx> i assumed it was the bad album cover link that has been floating around for a w
[13:50] <Rjx> this is pretty cool
[13:50] <Tark-Work> thnxor :P
[13:50] <Rjx> http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/xiuxiuapromise.jpg
[13:50] <hydro-> <3 xiu xiu
[13:50] <Rjx> http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/kevinrowlandmybeauty.jpg
[13:50] <hydro-> hi friends
[13:50] <Rjx> hey hobo
[13:51] <hydro-> so
[13:51] <hydro-> me, THE BEARD
[13:51] <hydro-> i got on this label here
[13:52] <Rjx> haha this was on the old page, was hoping i'd find it
[13:52] <Rjx> http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/letmetouch.jpg
[13:52] <Rjx> best album ever
[13:52] <hydro-> sfw?
[13:52] <Rjx> hydro-: awesome
[13:52] <Rjx> yeah
[13:52] <Rjx> just really gay
[13:52] <dunz0r> I got one of my girlfriends hairs under my foreskin once. hurt like hell to
[13:53] <dunz0r> just fiy
[13:53] <dunz0r> :
[13:53] <dunz0r> :)
[13:53] <hydro-> dunz0r != dunn
[13:53] <hydro-> right
[13:53] <geck> why the hell are you telling us that?
[13:53] <Kalamazoo> yeah that was kinda gross
[13:53] <dunz0r> because I just found out after som googling what foreskin is called in engli
[13:53] <dunz0r> have to use it somehow :)
[13:53] <hydro-> rjx
[13:54] <hydro-> i bet you still haven't checked out that book yet, have you
[13:54] <hydro-> also, i was reading an article in usa today about how some anti-psychotics a
[13:54] <Kalamazoo> seriously though, if someone told you to write a critical thinking essay
[13:54] <hydro-> according to some lab studies or something
[13:54] <Rjx> what do you mean finally
[13:54] <hydro-> what i mean is
[13:54] <Rjx> that's been known since the 70s
[13:54] <Rjx> people just have never wanted to do anything about it
[13:54] <hydro-> they were citing very specific medications
[13:54] <Rjx> ah
[13:54] <hydro-> i don't recall which
[13:55] <hydro-> but i do think i remember one of them being one that you've taken/take
[13:55] <dunz0r> drugs are bad... except legal ones like alcohol and tobacco
[13:55] <Rjx> the ones still in use these days are haloperidol, olanzapine, risperidone and a
[13:55] <Rjx> for the most part
[13:55] <hydro-> alcohol and tobacco are very bad
[13:55] <Rjx> those being the generic names
[13:55] <hydro-> right
[13:55] <haxort0sh> this is awesome... world't smallest PC
[13:56] <haxort0sh> http://www.hemmy.net/2006/05/02/space-cube-smallest-pc/
[13:56] <dunz0r> hydro-: probably, I use 'em anyway
[13:56] <hydro-> url usa today anti-psychotics
[13:56] <pinkboa> - "usa today anti-psychotics": http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2006-03-
[13:56] <dekkon> http://hailxenu.net/
[13:57] <Rjx> 40 out of 1,000 kids are prescribed anti-psychotic drugs in the US?
[13:57] <Rjx> holy fucking christ
[13:57] <hydro-> i can't get to that article
[13:57] <hydro-> but
[13:57] <hydro-> that sounds about right
[13:57] <haxort0sh> haha, scientology dekkon
[13:57] <kitchen> 40 out of 1000 isn't much.
[13:57] <dunz0r> omg. glad i don't live in the US
[13:57] <Rjx> that is for that kind of drug
[13:57] <hydro-> fuck yeah that is a lot
[13:57] <Rjx> i'm still suffering from the after-effects years later
[13:57] <dunz0r> I'd be like using a ton of drugs then
[13:58] <Rjx> and i'm an adult
[13:58] <Rjx> the kind of shit those medications will put you through mentally
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> fuck
[13:58] <Rjx> would be bound to fuck up kids for life
[13:58] <hydro-> that's not the right article
[13:58] <hydro-> let me find the right one
[13:58] <hydro-> it was a front page piece
[13:58] <dunz0r> so in like 15 years all of US's adults will be fucked up.
[13:59] <Rjx> it's the savage rapists of the pharmacutical industry
[13:59] <Rjx> pocketing every dollar they can fuck out of people
[13:59] <hydro-> usa today's site is fucking lagging
[14:03] <hydro-> ugh
[14:04] <swight> yikes, they just found a 3 year old kid in a septic tank in Boston
[14:05] <Rjx> alive?
[14:05] <swight> I don't think so
[14:05] <hydro-> alright i'm leaving
[14:05] <hydro-> this library is depressing me
[14:05] <swight> Just caught it on the boston news as I was going by the tv
[14:05] <hydro-> later guys
[14:06] <swight> Anti-war protesters repeatedly interrupted Defense Secretary Donald H. Rumsf
[14:06] <swight> http://edition.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/05/04/rumsfeld.ap/index.html?section=cn
[14:07] <swight> Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates said he wished he were not the world's riche
[14:07] <swight> Awwww. baby want his bottle? Shut the fuck up ya whiner. You can fix that
[14:08] <swight> </rant>
[14:08] <swight> Sooo! How is everyone today? :)
[14:09] <swight> I just made some seriously awesome home made mac and cheese
[14:09] <Kalamazoo> good, yourself ?
[14:09] <Kalamazoo> oh nice
[14:09] <Kalamazoo> i could go for some mac and cheese
[14:09] * Serena[T] steals some mac n'cheese and claims girl tax
[14:09] <Wabbit98> I had Kraft mac and cheese for lunch
[14:09] <swight> I would say it was the best I've made in 5 years.
[14:10] <swight> partially hydrogenated dairy product and macaroni?
[14:10] <Wabbit98> of course
[14:11] <swight> great, now I've used the word, I gotta look it up.
[14:11] <jmx> nah if you're going to bother looking it up
[14:11] <jmx> you look it up before you use it
[14:11] <Wabbit98> yeah
[14:11] <jmx> now that you've used it you just go with it
[14:12] <jmx> even if you were completely wrong
[14:13] <swight> but by the time I looked it up, the moment would've gone, and then the whole
[14:14] <Cctoide> Kind of like the rest of the internet?
[14:14] <swight> ok, I know what it is, now I need to know why its done, damn curiosity..
[14:15] <jmx> you're assuming that it wasn't futile anyways
[14:15] <swight> Hydrogenation is widely applied to the processing of cooking oils and fats.
[14:16] <swight> yah, that doesn't sound like anything to do with kraft mac and cheese
[14:17] <jmx> http://www.newscientistspace.com/article.ns?id=dn9114
[14:17] <jmx> but who would have known that if you hadn't looked it up?
[14:17] <jmx> you just gotta go with it and trust others to be ignorant
[14:18] <swight> lol I base half my life on that shit :) I expect at least some people in he
[14:18] <Workdug> ok, i am still at the office, but i have a question
[14:18] <Workdug> is DDR2 laptop ram incompatible with DDR?
[14:19] <jmx> .link http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn9104 US plans anti-satellite
[14:19] <poopy> jmx - http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn9104 - US plans anti-satell
[14:19] <Workdug> i just got this DIMM and the little notch is just a little bit off
[14:19] <jmx> awesome
[14:19] <Workdug> by like 2 mm
[14:19] <swight> Acting confident while giving an answer will make it right 80% of the time
[14:19] <jmx> yes
[14:19] <jmx> as long as you look like you know what you're talking about
[14:19] <jmx> people will assume you. until you run into the person who actually does know
[14:19] <Kalamazoo> instead of doing my essays, i emailed the professor and asked what exactl
[14:19] <Kalamazoo> score one for laziness
[14:20] <jmx> i already told you
[14:20] <jmx> you should write an essay critical of thinking
[14:20] <swight> yup, people seem to trust my opinion fairly easy, I have my whole training c
[14:20] <swight> to
[14:20] <Workdug> HI EVERYONE
[14:20] <kitchen> HI DIGDUG
[14:20] <Workdug> [17:20] *** #hardware Cannot join channel (+b)
[14:20] <Wabbit98> hello
[14:20] <jmx> I DONT KNOW DIGDUG
[14:20] <swight> lol sorry 'dug, I have no idea if DDR2 and DDR are compatible, I doubt it, e
[14:20] <Workdug> damn it all
[14:21] <Workdug> they're otherwise the same ;[
[14:21] <Workdug> i wonder if they cut the notch wrong -=x
[14:21] <Workdug> sigh
[14:21] <Workdug> no ram upgrade for me today
[14:22] <jmx> http://www.digit-life.com/articles2/ddr2-rmma/ddr2-rmma.html
[14:22] <swight> According to the standard, DDR2 consume 1.8 V (against DDR's 2.5 V).
[14:22] <swight> Won't work.
[14:22] <jmx> DDR2 DIMMs are produced in a new form factor: 240-contact modules that are elec
[14:23] <swight> google is amazing isn't it jmx?!
[14:23] <jmx> yep
[14:23] <jmx> thats the other trick to looking smart
[14:23] <Workdug> motherfucker
[14:23] <swight> hah
[14:23] <swight> fuck, I gotta go out and smoke
[14:23] <Workdug> i lose at life
[14:24] <swight> d-da da daaaaaaaa (losing sound on Price is Right)
[14:25] <dougmoney> que pasa all
[14:25] <kitchen> hi.
[14:31] <Workdug> RMA Refund Confirmation
[14:31] <Workdug> Sorry! RMA Transaction was aborted.
[14:31] <Workdug> it won't let me submit a fucking rma
[14:31] <Rjx> Workdug
[14:32] <Rjx> catnip was trying to reach you about a bug in the qdb.us queue
[14:32] <Rjx> something about it not actually loading up random new quotes from the queue whe
[14:32] <Rjx> just showed you the same ones
[14:33] <Workdug> i think he's the same guy that posted in the forums?
[14:40] <Kalamazoo> bah the pass is different on the eos chan
[14:41] <mef> lololol http://stickykeys.org/yurinal/constipation/constipation.jpg nsfw
[14:43] <kitchen> that's just wrong.
[14:46] * dekkon changes topic to 'kitchen seeks jalapeno in eye pic (the HKYHDS pic) msg him. tha
[14:46] <mef> I thought kitchen was a girl
[14:51] <Workdug> mef: the cock didn't tip you off?
[14:51] <withnail> i guess it's just word association
[14:52] <Rjx> well he's retarded
[14:52] <Rjx> i guess that's close
[14:52] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060503/od_nm/italy_beer_dc
[14:54] <jmx> A Toyota Motor Corp. (7203.T) employee has filed a $190 million lawsuit chargin
[14:54] <jmx> In the lawsuit filed in New York state court, Sayaka Kobayashi, 42, said Toyota
[14:55] <jmx> hope it gets thrown out
[14:55] <Workdug> why
[14:56] <jmx> because i hate people suing over shit, and most sexual harrassment cases the wo
[14:57] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060503/bs_nm/autos_toyota_lawsuit_dc
[14:57] <Thuryn> if he has the power to fire her, he basically owes her a public apology
[14:57] <Workdug> 1) yes 2) yes, but it's unknown what happened in this case
[14:57] <jmx> okay
[14:57] <jmx> but does he owe her 190 million bucks?
[14:57] <Thuryn> it also depends on just how far his "advances" went.
[14:57] <Thuryn> hardly 190 mill
[14:58] * Thuryn smells golddiggers
[14:58] <Wabbit98> I doubt he raped her
[14:58] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:58] <jmx> Over the next few months, Otaka repeatedly asked Kobayashi to accompany him to
[14:58] <Workdug> Until March of this year the Federal Reserve published a statistic called M
[14:58] <Workdug> This number measured the level of monetary inflation. The Fed has stopped
[14:58] <Workdug> reporting this number. Do you think maybe they're planning to create a whol
[14:58] <Workdug> bunch of new money they don't want us to know about, until after we feel th
[14:58] <Workdug> punch at the check-out line, or check to see what the price of gold is doin
[14:59] <jmx> im not convinced that its really harrassment
[14:59] <Kalamazoo> you have to love that it took her this long to say something
[15:01] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060503/ts_nm/rights_amnesty_dc
[15:01] <jmx> i want to know what they call torture
[15:01] <Thuryn> dripping water on your head
[15:01] <Thuryn> hook up your nuts to a car battery
[15:01] <jmx> because most of the so-called tortures werent any worse then stuff that happens
[15:02] <Thuryn> spending ten minutes in #hottub
[15:02] <Wabbit98> having sex with Rosie O'Donnell
[15:02] * kriztian is away: Visdom #214 Når DandyB0Y sin alarm går, løper han ut i boxeren i minusg
[15:05] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060503/ap_on_en_ot/van_gogh_auction
[15:05] <jmx> why is it that ugly paintings are always the ones that sell for big money?
[15:05] <jmx> if you're going to pay 40 mil at least buy something that'd look nice
[15:06] <Workdug> your face is ugly
[15:07] <Workdug> http://www.1st-art-gallery.com/artists/vincent_van_gogh/van_gogh_larlesienn
[15:08] <jmx> its not a painting id want to spend $40 million on, though im not sure that the
[15:09] <Workdug> well
[15:09] <Workdug> if all i had was $40 million, i probably wouldn't want to spend $40 million
[15:09] <jmx> ST. LOUIS - Police believe a high school teacher who moonlights as a pro wrestl
[15:09] <Workdug> on the other hand, if i had a lot more than that, and that was the only van
[15:09] <Rjx> yeah i uh
[15:10] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060503/ap_on_re_us/teacher_accused
[15:10] <Rjx> refuse to make a joke about that one
[15:10] <Rjx> no idea where to start
[15:10] <Kalamazoo> my immediate thought
[15:10] <Kalamazoo> was the guy from billy madison
[15:10] <Workdug> Rjx: deep throat accident gone awry?
[15:10] <Workdug> err... either attempt gone awry or accident
[15:11] <Workdug> Authorities have said Reeves and Shelton had a "relationship," though Johns
[15:14] <jmx> Before a packed crowd in the state Capitol, Gov. Brian Schweitzer signed pardon
[15:14] <wind> haha
[15:14] <jmx> why bother?
[15:14] <jmx> meaningless gesture
[15:15] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/crime_montana_sedition_dc
[15:15] <Wabbit98> probably going for the WWI vote
[15:16] <Kalamazoo> all 2 of them
[15:16] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/wdiv/3442313
[15:16] <jmx> not really enforceable
[15:16] <Wabbit98> http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/060504i.php <-- releasing unaltered
[15:16] <Wabbit98> *Wars
[15:17] <Kalamazoo> would checking voice mail in the car count
[15:29] <Rjx> this is one CRAZY pope
[15:29] <Wabbit98> explain
[15:29] <Wabbit98> what did he do now?
[15:29] <Workdug> whoa
[15:29] <Workdug> a2 returned my call
[15:29] <Rjx> ENGLAND FIVE
[15:29] <Rjx> GERMANY ONE
[15:30] <Workdug> Rjx: o rly?
[15:31] <Workdug> where/what?
[15:31] <Workdug> haha i think workgirl heard the entire restaurant discussion
[15:33] <jmx> A Senate panel on Thursday advanced a proposed constitutional amendment to ban
[15:33] <jmx> Approved 6-3 by a Judiciary Committee panel on the Constitution, the amendment
[15:33] <Tarkaan> for fuck's sake
[15:33] <Tarkaan> they need to be slapped
[15:34] <Workdug> .......
[15:34] <Workdug> an... amendment...
[15:34] <Workdug> to the constitution...
[15:34] <Workdug> ;[
[15:34] <Workdug> url?
[15:34] <jmx> Not on the list is a measure that is anathema to religious conservatives: feder
[15:34] <jmx> President Bush has threatened to veto any legislation that would do that.
[15:34] <jmx> Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, R-Tenn., supports a House-passed bill to fin
[15:34] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060504/ap_on_go_co/flag_desecration
[15:35] * wind is now playing: The Business - England 5, Germany 1 -02:52m-
[15:35] <jmx> us is going to be left behind on the genetic research because of all the religi
[15:36] <Paratus> oh for fuck's sake
[15:36] <Paratus> there's a D&D book coming out the day before my birthday
[15:36] <jmx> WASHINGTON -
[15:36] <jmx> President Bush said Thursday that America's history is inexorably tied to praye
[15:36] <jmx> "America is a nation of prayer. It's impossible to tell the story of our nation
[15:36] <Paratus> and then another one coming out the day before my daughter's due date
[15:36] <jmx> speaking of religious nutters
[15:36] <Rjx> wait what
[15:36] <Rjx> your daughter?
[15:36] <Rjx> fill me in
[15:36] <Paratus> oh shii
[15:36] <Paratus> that's right
[15:37] <Paratus> my girlfriend's pregnant
[15:37] <Paratus> it's a girl
[15:37] <dekkon> THE CURSE OF GEEKISSUES
[15:37] <Paratus> due July 12
[15:37] <dekkon> RJX YOURE NEXT
[15:37] <Rjx> this question might be in bad taste
[15:37] <Rjx> was it intentional?
[15:37] <jmx> though the way you phrased it made it sound as though your daughter was pregnan
[15:37] <Paratus> ehhhhhhh
[15:37] <Paratus> it wasn't totally unexpected
[15:37] <dekkon> see, the curse lives
[15:37] <dekkon> gerbilwrk was first
[15:37] <Paratus> jmx: oh yeahs
[15:37] <Tarkaan> when will they reveal that Sloane is Sydney's father, or did they already?
[15:37] <dekkon> now paratus
[15:37] <var> barkley w 63122
[15:38] <var> w 63122
[15:38] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 5:3
[15:38] <Paratus> day before my GIRLFRIEND'S due date
[15:38] <Paratus> 'sup dekkon?
[15:38] <dekkon> warning people of the curse
[15:38] <var> hhe
[15:38] <jmx> "In my travels across the great land, a comment that I hear often from our fell
[15:39] <var> my womang has her tubes tied # fuckin 1 dekkon
[15:39] <dekkon> hahahaha
[15:39] <jmx> or maybe that they pray for him to hit a pothole and get killed in the crash
[15:39] <var> its ideal
[15:39] <Kalamazoo> wow doesnt charge any kind of tax or anything right ? just an even 14.99
[15:39] <Rjx> schizophrenic people's sperm has little wings that cause them to fly away
[15:39] <dekkon> var: my aunts tubes were tied and somehow she still got pregant
[15:39] <Rjx> the sperm
[15:39] <Rjx> not the people
[15:39] <var> they can regenerate in a minuscule percentage
[15:40] <jmx> just punch her in the stomach after you fuck her
[15:40] <Paratus> there was a guy who got his shit cut, then fucked his woman and got her pre
[15:40] <jmx> birth control on the cheap
[15:40] <Paratus> apparently you gotta clear stuff out first
[15:41] <dekkon> clean your cookware before you try to bake a cake
[15:41] <Paratus> righto
[15:42] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060504/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_spanish
[15:43] * pith is now known as pith|afk
[15:45] <Rjx> sanitize with fire
[15:46] <dekkon> iu think thats called cauterizing
[15:46] <geck> http://thinkprogress.org/2006/05/02/bush-sing-spanish/
[15:46] <geck> la lal al
[15:47] <Kalamazoo> cauterizing is when you burn a wound to seal it
[15:47] <Paratus> AHHHHHHHH HAHAHAH
[15:47] <Paratus> Riley (girlfriend's kid) just woke up, looked around, coughed a bit, took a
[15:48] <Kalamazoo> what did he say
[15:48] <Paratus> well
[15:48] <Rjx> w2
[15:48] <poopy> Rjx temp 63F/17C; wind South 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:28AMBST;
[15:48] <Paratus> it wasn't intelligiable
[15:48] <Rjx> how old's the girlfriend?
[15:48] <Paratus> (sp?)
[15:48] <Kalamazoo> then how do you know he swore
[15:49] <Paratus> the tone and the way he said it
[15:49] <Rjx> yer mutherfuggling dotwang
[15:49] <Kalamazoo> he could have said fudge
[15:49] <Kalamazoo> maybe the kid loves fudge
[15:49] <Paratus> the way one might say "Fuck." when they realize they don't need to be awake
[15:49] <Paratus> hahaha
[15:49] <Paratus> RJx: she turns 21 in june
[15:49] <Rjx> ah
[15:49] <Rjx> seems pretty young to be having her second kid
[15:50] <Paratus> yeah.
[15:50] <Rjx> although i guess my mom married at 18
[15:50] <Paratus> yeah, tiff almost did that.
[15:50] <Paratus> then she figured out that her boyfriend at the time was an abusive asshole
[15:51] <Rjx> yeah my mom didn't figure that out till a lot later
[15:51] <Rjx> (hohoho)
[15:51] <Paratus> interesting factoid: we're both working good jobs, and the kid is apparentl
[15:51] <Kalamazoo> thats good to know
[15:51] <Paratus> except that he bites people who aren't nice to him.
[15:51] <Paratus> oh well.
[15:51] <Rjx> haha
[15:52] <Rjx> how old is the kid?
[15:52] <Rjx> GerbilNut is probably not too much older than you
[15:52] <Paratus> he's like an attack dog, only he won't bite if you "pet" him (i.e., play wi
[15:52] <Rjx> and is doing pretty well with a family
[15:52] <Paratus> Rjx: he turns 2 in June
[15:52] <Tarkaan> OH SNAP.. BEST ALIAS EVAH!!!
[15:53] <Rjx> he's smart for his age then
[15:53] <Rjx> most kids don't learn to bite folks till later on
[15:53] <Kalamazoo> yeah i was 12 before i started
[15:53] <Paratus> that's what people keep saying... even when he's not feasting on their fles
[15:55] <Paratus> It's weird. I keep thinking maybe he's retarded, because sometimes he walks
[15:55] &l