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Log for #geekissues on 2006-05-03

Session Start: Wed May 03 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:08] <Twin`> i need to find a keyboard with the f keys where the numpad is
[00:09] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[00:38] <kitchen> god DAMN I feel free.
[00:54] <Rjx> just fixed a syswear bug
[00:54] <Rjx> turns out it was a typo i made ;[
[00:56] <Scmfrg`a> w London, England
[00:56] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 8:20 AM BST on May 03, 2006
[00:56] <Scmfrg`a> I think its gonna be a warm one today :/
[00:56] <Rjx> looks like it so far
[00:56] * Scmfrg`a is now known as Scumfrog`
[00:57] <Scumfrog`> Im not aclimatised yet!
[00:57] <Kalamazoo> w 37601
[00:57] <pinkboa> Weather for Johnson City, Tennessee (37601) Conditions & - Updated at 3
[00:57] <Kalamazoo> 2 degrees difference between here and london lol
[00:59] <Rjx> http://www.codegrrl.com/
[00:59] <Rjx> i am suspicious that olene is involved somehow
[01:00] <Rjx> UltimaGuy writes to mention a Reuters report, stating that Vista may be delayed
[01:01] * Disconnected
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[01:01] * Topic is 'even a nigga with 24's can get skeeted on | #geekissues, the 51st state of free
[01:01] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Tue May 0
[01:14] <Efreeti> I DEMAND MORE LESBIANS OR I SHALL SHOOT MEDICAL WASTE AT YOU
[01:15] <kitchen> Rjx: cut off
[01:20] <Scumfrog`> I must of read the coleman transcript about 3 times now
[01:20] <kitchen> have
[01:20] <kitchen> must HAVE
[01:21] <Scumfrog`> sorry
[01:21] <Scumfrog`> must have
[01:21] <Scumfrog`> and i still squerm when I read it
[01:21] <kitchen> is that a book?
[01:22] <Scumfrog`> no no, the steve coleman dinner speak thing
[01:22] <Scumfrog`> *speach
[01:22] <Scumfrog`> too early
[01:30] <Scumfrog`> hmm, preloading for HL2: episode 1 has started
[01:46] <maff> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6742988194956129075&pl=true
[02:03] <Scumfrog`> http://www.100mb.nl/
[02:04] <Scumfrog`> pretty cool tux
[02:07] <Rjx> http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/wordpress/archives/3
[02:10] <Scumfrog`> bahaha
[02:10] <Scumfrog`> stupid sales people :/
[02:12] <shitfish> what sales people ?
[02:12] <Scumfrog`> the guys that sell what we make
[02:13] <Scumfrog`> one idiot just rang up the tekky, and was like "Our printer downstairs is
[02:13] <Scumfrog`> and after about 15 minutes on the phone our tekky asks if it was actually
[02:13] <Scumfrog`> "...no." was the reply
[02:13] <Scumfrog`> retards.
[02:14] <Rjx> well, they're sales people, not technicians
[02:14] <Scumfrog`> I know but come on
[02:14] <Rjx> if you had to work sales i'm sure you'd do silly things too
[02:15] <Scumfrog`> true, but I would know to plug a printer in
[02:15] <Rjx> you gave the customer a lease option?! ho ho ho you are a moron
[02:15] <Rjx> etc.
[02:15] <shitfish> how can you expect it to work if you don't plug it in ,
[02:15] <Rjx> non-computer people who don't know anything about computers generally don't bot
[02:15] <Rjx> it's morons who work in tech that bother me
[02:15] <Scumfrog`> but these people work with them everyday
[02:16] <Rjx> shitfish: it wasn't connected into a machine
[02:16] <Scumfrog`> they should know to plug things in
[02:16] <Rjx> they might have assumed it was independant of other machines
[02:16] <shitfish> i know
[02:16] <Rjx> or a print server of some sort
[02:17] <shitfish> you always have to connect it
[02:17] <Rjx> although i do fail to understand folks who try to jam an ethernet jack into a m
[02:17] <shitfish> unless its wireless
[02:17] <Rjx> and vice versa
[02:17] <Scumfrog`> ah well
[02:19] <shitfish> thats like those people calling helpdesk cause their pc can't find their p
[02:19] <Rjx> i'm pretty impressed that homeland security found a bug in X11
[02:19] <Rjx> - if (getuid() != 0 && geteuid == 0) {
[02:19] <Rjx> if (getuid() != 0 && geteuid() == 0) {
[02:20] <Rjx> tax dollars finally doing something useful
[02:23] <catnip> good morning
[02:23] <shitfish> hellow
[02:24] <catnip> hi shitfish
[02:24] <shitfish> hi
[02:24] <Rjx> The Ultimate Ladder is 8 ladders in one, that is made of Aircraft Grade Aluminu
[02:24] <Rjx> that's the most awesome spam i've ever recieved
[02:24] <catnip> wow, no cialis today Rjx ?
[02:24] <Rjx> nope
[02:25] <Rjx> ultimate ladder
[02:25] <Rjx> 8 ladders in one
[02:25] <catnip> I get lots of software spam, selling me winXP
[02:26] <catnip> I phoned my provider about spam filters (server side) and they said it was m
[02:26] <catnip> I feel loved
[02:26] <Rjx> i feel your pain
[02:26] <Rendiew> Zilya23 spamming onjoin
[02:26] <Scumfrog`> I got a spam mail before titled 'negriod penetration'
[02:27] <Rjx> my ISP's customer support asked me to refresh the page in internet explorer to
[02:27] <Rjx> the problem being excessive noise on my adsl line
[02:27] <Rendiew> ahahahaha
[02:27] <Rjx> causing frequent disconnects
[02:27] <catnip> lol
[02:27] <Rendiew> was this the same woman who asked about fifix
[02:27] <shitfish> lol
[02:27] <catnip> fifox
[02:27] <Rjx> i hate these people
[02:27] <catnip> I didn't even answer her
[02:28] <Rjx> they always assume that i'm on windows, and refuse to help unless i help them c
[02:28] <Rjx> so i have to start up vmware
[02:28] <Rjx> boot my windows xp iso
[02:28] <Omnica> Rjx, your up late bro
[02:28] <Rjx> and check for svchost in taskman
[02:28] <Rjx> Omnica: it's 10am
[02:28] <catnip> and when she asked if "fifox" was another isp... I felt like hanging up aNd
[02:28] <Omnica> oh shit
[02:28] <Omnica> your in uk?
[02:28] <Rjx> aye
[02:28] <Omnica> nevermind then
[02:28] <Omnica> lol
[02:28] <Rjx> back in the USA on 23rd
[02:29] <Rjx> till late august
[02:29] <Omnica> whats brought you to the UK?
[02:29] <Omnica> you're origionaly from the us arent you
[02:29] <Rjx> being kicked out of the US after 3 months
[02:29] <Rjx> no, i'm a british citizen
[02:29] <Omnica> shit for what
[02:29] <Omnica> visa expired
[02:29] <shitfish> what for
[02:29] <Omnica> ?
[02:29] <Rjx> because that's the maximum i can stay without being a resident
[02:29] <catnip> tourist visa perhaps?
[02:29] <Omnica> yeah
[02:29] <Rjx> at a time
[02:29] <Omnica> makes sence
[02:29] <Omnica> well, cme to canada for a day, then back to the US
[02:30] <catnip> or stay in canada
[02:30] <Rjx> there were notes on the forms that made it clear that's not allowed
[02:30] <Rjx> hopping the border and then coming back
[02:30] <shitfish> i went o the us few weeks ago
[02:31] <shitfish> had to fill in a form saying i wasn't a member of a terrorist organisation
[02:31] <Rjx> where are you from originally?
[02:31] <Rjx> haha yes
[02:31] <Rjx> there's a tickbox
[02:31] <catnip> who knows what could happen if you'd stay for more than 3 months, armageddon
[02:31] <shitfish> and i hadn't collaborated with the germans during wwII
[02:31] <Rjx> on the back of the green form
[02:31] <Rjx> "are you, or have you ever been a terrorist?"
[02:31] <shitfish> yea
[02:31] <catnip> LOL
[02:31] <Rjx> cracks me up every time
[02:31] <Rjx> especially since under those questions it has
[02:32] <Rjx> "if you answered yes to any of the above, you may be refused entry to the count
[02:32] <shitfish> yea
[02:32] <shitfish> i wonder if anyone
[02:32] <shitfish> ever
[02:32] <catnip> I'm thinking the same
[02:32] <shitfish> ticked the yes box on any of those questions
[02:32] <catnip> ticked the yes box
[02:32] <catnip> LOL
[02:32] <shitfish> :d
[02:32] <Rjx> write "maybe" in the margin
[02:33] <Rjx> see what response you get at the border
[02:33] <catnip> I've been to the states twice, last time was after 9/11
[02:33] <Rjx> i don't fuck around with that kind of thing though, because the border control
[02:33] <shitfish> like just after 9/11?
[02:33] <Rjx> and there are folks with guns standing everywhere
[02:33] <catnip> I have dark hair and beard,
[02:34] <catnip> I was tanned form the summer sun
[02:34] <shitfish> oeh
[02:34] <shitfish> dangerous
[02:34] <Rjx> yeah i have an arabic name and brown skin
[02:34] <catnip> figure out the rest...
[02:34] <Rjx> i got the gestapo interrogation
[02:34] <Rjx> or "random security search" as they called it
[02:34] <catnip> took me 5 hours to get trough costumes
[02:34] <Rjx> they opened up all my luggage
[02:34] <Rjx> went through it all by hand
[02:34] <Rjx> went through all my written notes
[02:35] <Rjx> they managed to miss the $5-10k worth of prescription drugs in my backpack
[02:35] <Rjx> i mean, i had a prescription for it
[02:35] <Rjx> but i was never even asked
[02:35] <Rjx> goooooooooo america
[02:35] <catnip> my mom is belgian AND my dad portuguese
[02:35] <shitfish> oh
[02:35] <catnip> I have 2 nationalities
[02:35] <shitfish> im from belgium
[02:35] <catnip> 2 passports
[02:36] <catnip> me too
[02:36] <shitfish> cool
[02:36] <Rjx> i'm from englandistan
[02:36] <catnip> living in spain now tough
[02:36] <catnip> england is pretty cosmopolitan
[02:37] <catnip> like the rest of europe
[02:37] <Rjx> if by cosmopolitan
[02:37] <Scumfrog`> you mean crap
[02:37] <Scumfrog`> then yes
[02:37] <Rjx> you mean one giant garbage heap
[02:37] <Rjx> then yeah
[02:37] <Rjx> you're absolutely correct
[02:37] <catnip> at least london is
[02:37] <catnip> oh come on!
[02:37] <Rjx> maybe the one square mile of inner london
[02:37] <catnip> where do you live ? in th uk?
[02:37] <Rjx> yeah, outer london
[02:38] <catnip> I like to see american tourists :D
[02:38] <catnip> they make the best comedy relief
[02:38] <Rjx> proud veteran of the british youth scene
[02:39] <Rjx> the drunkan brawling and faux lesbianism that characterises teen years
[02:39] <catnip> that would be "yoof" Rjx
[02:39] <Rjx> *drunken
[02:39] <Efreeti> crapfuck
[02:39] <Efreeti> i hate paper cuts™
[02:39] <Rjx> i never thought i'd get bored of watching two drunk girls making out
[02:39] <Rjx> it happened though
[02:39] <catnip> while listening to suede?
[02:40] <catnip> or was it oasis?
[02:40] <Efreeti> omg suede
[02:40] <Rjx> haha
[02:40] <Rjx> i was going to mention oasis
[02:40] <catnip> I know the type
[02:40] <Efreeti> i remember suede
[02:40] <Rjx> there was a bit of coldplay going on
[02:40] <Efreeti> but i don't remember any songs
[02:40] <Rjx> this was before they were known in the US
[02:40] <Efreeti> i think i remember a solo single from the vocalist though...
[02:40] <Efreeti> if that was suede
[02:41] <catnip> wearing jumpers and trainers
[02:41] <catnip> and fake gold rings
[02:41] <catnip> caesar cut's
[02:41] <Rjx> now you're thinking of chavs
[02:41] <catnip> ellesse gear
[02:41] <Rjx> or something in that area
[02:41] <catnip> Ill kill them all!
[02:41] <catnip> LOL
[02:41] <Efreeti> url chav
[02:41] <pinkboa> - "chav": http://www.chavscum.co.uk/
[02:42] <Scumfrog`> fucking chavs.
[02:42] <Rjx> haha ASBO Watch
[02:42] <Rjx> that's awesome
[02:42] <Scumfrog`> bane of society
[02:42] <Efreeti> crashed my opera
[02:42] <Rjx> AntiSocial Behaviour Order
[02:42] <Efreeti> wouldn't that be a disorder ?
[02:43] <Rjx> http://www.chavscum.co.uk/catalog/images/chavspotting_large.jpg
[02:43] <Scumfrog`> heh
[02:44] <Scumfrog`> thats pretty accurate, actually
[02:45] <Scumfrog`> url chav capital
[02:45] <pinkboa> - "chav capital": http://www.chavtowns.co.uk/modules.php?name=News&file=art
[02:49] <Scumfrog`> haha croydon is the most chav town, apparently
[02:51] <Kalamazoo> i forgot how great this website is
[02:51] <Kalamazoo> http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html
[02:51] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:52] <Omnica> enjoyabl
[02:53] <ohnedich> fuck you
[02:53] <Scumfrog`> ...
[03:03] <Omnica> ohnedich, hey small penis, whats happening?
[03:10] <Omnica> hypr
[03:11] <hypr> Omnica
[03:12] <Omnica> #olsentwins
[03:12] <Omnica> ^^
[03:13] <hypr> no
[03:13] <Omnica> ok
[03:14] <Omnica> then how are ya bud
[03:14] <Omnica> you're up fucking late
[03:14] <hypr> yeah im sober
[03:14] <hypr> nope
[03:14] <Omnica> shit dude
[03:14] <Omnica> work today?
[03:14] <Omnica> im fuckig sorta in new zealand
[03:15] <Omnica> oh right, my bad, you live t home
[03:15] <Omnica> no job
[03:15] <Omnica> merica?
[03:15] <Omnica> wtf are you talking about
[03:15] <Omnica> New Zealand
[03:15] <andrew> dude you're the only one talking
[03:15] <andrew> what the fuck are you talking about
[03:16] <Omnica> rofl
[03:16] <Scumfrog`> how bizarre
[03:16] <hypr> mission accomplished
[03:16] <Rjx> crazyassed monica
[03:16] <Omnica> hypr would only answer me in the oppositie window I asked him quesitons in
[03:16] <Rjx> just got port knocking set up
[03:16] <Rjx> this is pretty sweet
[03:16] <Omnica> I talked here, he aswered in olsentwins
[03:16] <andrew> ok then
[03:16] <Omnica> knocking?
[03:17] <Rjx> yeah
[03:17] <hypr> Omnica is crazy :(
[03:17] <Rjx> say this machine was on an external network
[03:17] <Omnica> ok
[03:17] <Rjx> it'd appear to be offline to everyone, all ports are closed
[03:17] <Rjx> when you send the correct sequence of packets to the correct ports
[03:17] <Rjx> it adds your address and lets you in
[03:17] <Omnica> it opens hem?
[03:17] <Rjx> only to you
[03:17] <Rjx> and usually only one port
[03:17] <Omnica> sweet man
[03:17] <Rjx> to everyone else, it still looks like its closed
[03:17] <Omnica> is one computer a controler or do you use a router
[03:18] <Omnica> for the port whacking
[03:18] <Rjx> say what
[03:18] <Omnica> what controls the ports, is it local, or on a domain controler
[03:18] <Rjx> local
[03:18] <Omnica> ah
[03:18] <Rjx> i'm just experimenting with this in my local home network
[03:19] <Rjx> the interesting thing is, you can have any command execute on a sequence of por
[03:19] <Rjx> shutdown/reboot/whatever
[03:19] <Omnica> you have shit you need secure, or are you just having fun
[03:19] <Rjx> mainly just for fun
[03:19] <Omnica> but it cant hurt
[03:20] <catnip> hum, got my apache server running...
[03:20] <catnip> from a remote ssh connection, I are teh leet
[03:20] <Rjx> url?
[03:21] <catnip> http://tatts.kicks-ass.org
[03:21] <Rjx> haha neat
[03:22] <catnip> http://tatts.kicks-ass.org/mail
[03:22] <catnip> also up
[03:22] <catnip> got still to resolve my pop3 acess
[03:22] <catnip> http://tatts.kicks-ass.org/mysql
[03:22] <catnip> now this still needs some work...
[03:23] <catnip> all this sgit running from a shitty old laptop with 64mb ram ;)
[03:24] <Efreeti> shock and horror
[03:24] <catnip> for my final touch, I gotta get a dyndns app that checks for ip changes, its
[03:24] <catnip> but *nix apps like that are a bithc to conf
[03:25] <Rjx> which distro are you using?
[03:25] <catnip> slack
[03:25] <Rjx> and yeah, they are a bit of a bitch to configure sometimes
[03:25] <catnip> sorry :(
[03:25] <Rjx> i'm getting used to editing config files;[
[03:25] <Rjx> the one thing i can't stand though
[03:25] <Rjx> is XML config files
[03:26] <catnip> but its a limited machine, I cant get any x running at all without bogging i
[03:26] <catnip> I could get the vnc client to work from inside kde and have a remote desktop
[03:26] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[03:27] <Rjx> you might want to consider upgrading your apache/php versions to the latest, if
[03:27] <catnip> plus a smb server
[03:27] <Rjx> couple of vulnerabilities in 5.1.2 php and 2.0.55 apache
[03:27] <Rjx> although nothing major
[03:27] <catnip> yes, I know, going to swarte it all in a few
[03:27] <catnip> swaret*
[03:27] <Rjx> what features draw you to slackware
[03:27] <Rjx> i've never used it myself
[03:28] <Rjx> apart from when i initially installed it when first trying out linux
[03:28] <catnip> light, and thats pretty much it
[03:28] <Rjx> and shit started going crazy
[03:28] <Rjx> turns out it was a bad harddisk
[03:28] <Rjx> not the fault of slackware
[03:28] <Rjx> the bias stayed however ;[
[03:28] <catnip> its a bitch to install properly if I dont know every other little piece of h
[03:29] <catnip> but once its running... it goes on forever
[03:29] <Rjx> running gentoo on this desktop currently
[03:29] <Rjx> it has been a good learning experience
[03:30] <catnip> swaret --update && swaret --upgrade
[03:30] <catnip> swaret --update && swaret --upgrade
[03:30] <catnip> oooops
[03:30] <catnip> shit, sorry :(
[03:30] <catnip> wrong shell
[03:31] <Rjx> ping -f psybncs.underpt.org
[03:31] <catnip> never tried gentoo
[03:31] <Rjx> oops, wrong window
[03:31] <catnip> its in america
[03:32] <Rjx> gentoo's package management system makes system maintenance less of a chore
[03:32] <catnip> the psybncs machine
[03:32] <Rjx> and the package management is source-based too, means you get a lot of extra fl
[03:32] <Rjx> but need a decent machine
[03:32] <catnip> well I use debian and Im pretty happy with synaptic
[03:32] <Rjx> yeah, i've had a play with debian and ubuntu in the past
[03:32] <catnip> they have kubuntu now
[03:33] <catnip> same shit but with kde insted of gnome
[03:33] <Rjx> i do a lot of obscure dev stuff, so binary packages rarely work out for me
[03:33] <Rjx> aye, i've seen that one
[03:33] <Rjx> currently waiting for SuSE 10.1
[03:34] <catnip> okidoki, its updating the servers
[03:34] <catnip> Upgrade mysql-5.0.19-i486-1 to mysql-5.0.20a-i486-1
[03:34] <catnip> I used suse back in 1997 or something
[03:35] <catnip> a bit limited for desktop use then
[03:35] <catnip> so I use mandrake for a while
[03:35] <catnip> tehn switch to rh and fedora
[03:35] <catnip> and then debian, and Im sticking with it
[03:36] <catnip> altough I can use slack and freebsd with some ease
[03:36] <Rjx> in terms of usability for non-commandline folks
[03:36] <Rjx> openSuSE has come along leaps and bounds
[03:36] <catnip> mainly because Im geek with tons of even geekier no-life friends
[03:36] <catnip> I believe you
[03:37] <catnip> I have here a 10gb hdd that I solely use for trying out some new dystros
[03:37] <catnip> distros even
[03:37] <catnip> well, nowadays you can use a front end to configure almost anything
[03:38] <catnip> especially in kde
[03:38] <Rjx> most of my real life friends aren't geeks
[03:38] <Rjx> which has its benefits, i guess
[03:38] <Rjx> yeah, you can
[03:38] <catnip> I have lots of technology illiterate friends
[03:39] <catnip> the ones I go out drinking
[03:39] <catnip> but I like geekdom :) altough I as far removed from even remotely looking l
[03:39] <Rjx> i like elements of it
[03:39] <catnip> after all, I work as a tattoo artist
[03:40] <catnip> and have pretty hardcore aquaintances
[03:40] <Rjx> there's a lot of elitism and snobbery we could do without though
[03:40] <Rjx> and by that i mean non-constructive elitism
[03:40] <catnip> yeah, the rtfm ppl, i love them
[03:40] <catnip> not
[03:41] <Rjx> well if the answer to your question IS in the man pages or easily found through
[03:41] <catnip> simple yes or no question - read the manual
[03:41] <Rjx> you're wasting peoples time by constantly asking
[03:41] <Rjx> there are a lot of things that can't be answered by those things though
[03:41] <catnip> I dont even bother to ask around, most of the time I figure it out by myself
[03:41] <Rjx> yeah, and that's a pretty important skill
[03:41] <catnip> takes longer but I find it rewarding
[03:41] <Rjx> especially when it comes to using any unix variant
[03:42] <Rjx> systematic diagnosis of a problem and preparing a solution
[03:42] <catnip> My ex girlfriend, had some shitty comp with win98 on it, so I switched her t
[03:43] <Rjx> only about 1 out of 10 error messages that come up don't have thousands of entr
[03:43] <Rjx> entries/results
[03:43] <catnip> she ued the pc for internet browsing, email, some text editing
[03:43] <catnip> and she got along linux just aswell as she used 98
[03:43] <Rjx> for that, you probably wouldn't notice a difference
[03:43] <Rjx> yeah
[03:44] <Rjx> current girlfriend used to be a linux user way back, switched to windows xp whe
[03:44] <catnip> its user friendly and maintenance free form the user side
[03:44] <Rjx> but given the amount of crap you have to do to keep a windows machine clean the
[03:44] <catnip> just get a cron to do the updates
[03:44] <Rjx> pretty sure she's thinking of switching back
[03:45] <Rjx> maybe i'll finally set up an ftpd on this machine today
[03:45] <catnip> :) nice
[03:47] <Rjx> have you ever played about with usermode linux?
[03:51] <catnip> usermode?
[03:52] <catnip> whats tat?
[03:52] <Rjx> yeah, it's essentially a bunch of patches for the linux kernel that allow it to
[03:52] <Rjx> so you can run linux-within-linux, like a virtual machine, except not
[03:53] <Rjx> if you give it access to a root filesystem image, it functions just like a virt
[03:53] <catnip> like vmware iside linux?
[03:53] <catnip> inside*
[03:53] <Rjx> the end result is pretty much the same, yeah
[03:53] <Rjx> but there's no machine emulation
[03:54] <Rjx> infact, i think someone ported a usermode-linux kernel to windows
[03:54] <Rjx> url colinux
[03:54] <pinkboa> - "colinux": http://www.colinux.org/
[03:54] <catnip> lemme chekc
[03:55] <catnip> interesting
[03:55] <catnip> so, you can conf it to boot linux from inside a win environment
[03:56] <catnip> from a native linux partition?
[03:56] <catnip> or you just need the iso?
[03:56] <catnip> actually I have a slack iso on this comp here
[03:57] <XoRt> http://ninjaturtlesclan.jumbahost.com/onyx_cs_song.mp3 <<< best cs so
[03:57] <catnip> hey, new nmap version :)
[04:00] <Rjx> catnip: the hdd for the virtual linux machine is stored as an image, formatted
[04:00] <Rjx> it is pretty much like running qemu/bochs/vmware, except that the code is runni
[04:01] <Rjx> fun to play about with
[04:01] <catnip> lemme try this... its looks fun, altough Im foreseeing debian having a shit
[04:02] <Rjx> dorito linux-2.6.16.11 # ./linux
[04:02] <Rjx> Checking that ptrace can change system call numbers...OK
[04:02] <Rjx> Checking syscall emulation patch for ptrace...missing
[04:02] <Rjx> Checking PROT_EXEC mmap in /tmp...OK
[04:02] <Rjx> Linux version 2.6.16.11 (root@dorito) (gcc version 3.4.6 (Gentoo 3.4.6-r1, ssp-
[04:02] <Rjx> so silly
[04:02] <Rjx> Built 1 zonelists
[04:02] <Rjx> Kernel command line: root=98:0
[04:04] <catnip> only 4mb?
[04:04] <catnip> ok Rjx my servers are up to date
[04:06] <ExZippo> Sarah Silverman is hot
[04:08] <Rjx> http://www.thecabotpersians.com/info/1.jpg
[04:11] * catnip is away - getting some work done
[04:38] <Omnica> http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF028BCAdultHeaven.jpg
[04:39] <Serena[T]> awh
[04:53] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[05:14] * Omnica is now known as fucku
[05:14] * fucku is now known as Omnica
[05:22] <Scumfrog`> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjzIyylXR0A accident caught on tape
[05:24] <Scumfrog`> w London, England
[05:24] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 12:50 PM BST on May 03, 200
[05:24] <catnip> its the car's fault, should have stopped
[05:24] <michael`> http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF028BCAdultHeaven.jpg
[05:24] <michael`> thats great
[05:25] <Oopsie> class
[05:29] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/evilracistkid.html - what the fuck?!?!!? stup
[05:30] <Omnixa> -
[05:30] <Omnixa> [05:28:29] Closing Link: 127.0.0.1 (Ping timeout: 200 seconds)
[05:30] <Omnixa> -
[05:30] <Omnixa> wtf's tamean
[05:31] <catnip> 127.0.0.1 -localhost
[05:33] <Oopsie> spaaaaam
[05:33] <Corevirus> aup
[05:33] <Corevirus> er
[05:33] <Corevirus> sup
[05:33] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:34] * Omnixa is now known as Omnica
[05:34] <Omnica> I know its localhost, I just dont know how I can ping timeout from myself
[05:34] <Omnica> BUT now I see the netsplit
[05:36] <Tark-Work> http://www.local6.com/news/9146855/detail.html A high school baseball tea
[05:36] <Tark-Work> FECES??
[05:36] <Corevirus> omfgwtfbbq?!
[05:37] <Tark-Work> no, feces.
[05:38] <Corevirus> http://neokeepskicking.ytmnd.com/ er... I need views? lolololz
[05:38] * twiggette is now known as pixiemeat
[05:39] <Tark-Work> I will sample your ytmnd
[05:39] <Corevirus> wewt
[05:40] <Corevirus> I missed out on top 15 bc when I posted it most of you guys in US were as
[05:40] <Corevirus> so damn
[05:40] <Tark-Work> that's pretty funny
[05:40] <Corevirus> heh cheers
[05:42] <catnip> http://www.filecabi.net/video/logitech-webcam.html
[05:42] <catnip> I WANT ONE!!!!
[05:42] <andrew> then buy one
[05:43] <catnip> check it out!!!! it rocks
[05:43] <andrew> dialup
[05:43] <catnip> oh :|
[05:43] <Corevirus> looking now
[05:44] <catnip> it does face tracking, so you can get a 3d model to follow your expressions
[05:44] <catnip> you can be an alien, dinossaur
[05:45] <andrew> oh god
[05:45] <catnip> and it makes a full screen avatar of you acting behind some random caracters
[05:45] <andrew> this is going to make the furry community so happy
[05:45] <catnip> bunnies too
[05:45] <catnip> :D
[05:45] <Rjx> i think i have that
[05:45] <Rjx> have never tried it out
[05:45] <Rjx> the 3d thing
[05:45] <andrew> because you're not a furry
[05:45] <Rjx> the head tracking stuff was pretty neat though
[05:45] <catnip> man, its aesome
[05:46] <catnip> awesome even
[05:46] <Corevirus> OMFG
[05:46] <Corevirus> it's
[05:46] <Corevirus> fucking
[05:46] <Corevirus> omdapofasmjopfsadpcasm!!!!!!!!!!!
[05:47] <Rjx> is Corevirus someone new
[05:47] <Corevirus> what
[05:47] <catnip> dunno
[05:47] <Corevirus> it's just late, give me a break
[05:47] <catnip> well, back to my dayly lark
[05:48] <catnip> later
[05:48] <Rjx> latuh
[05:48] <Corevirus> cya
[05:48] <ScumFrog> man
[05:48] <Tark-Work> hah full screen avatars
[05:48] <ScumFrog> being at work with no work to do is boring
[05:49] <Corevirus> surf the net
[05:49] <Rjx> you have internet access
[05:49] <Rjx> improvise
[05:49] <ScumFrog> I cant be too overt about it, though
[05:49] <Corevirus> or just download everything while at work
[05:49] <Rjx> in what sense
[05:49] <Rjx> network traffic wise?
[05:49] <Rjx> or someone-standing-over-your-shoulder wise
[05:49] <ScumFrog> yeah
[05:49] <Corevirus> well, try and avoid the programs
[05:49] <Tark-Work> scum, do meatspin.com for at least 150 spins.
[05:49] <andrew> aren't you gay after like 30
[05:50] <ScumFrog> and yes as well, Rjx
[05:50] <Rjx> tunnel the traffic over ssh
[05:50] <Rjx> or just do everything on the console
[05:50] <ScumFrog> because other people have work to do, they may think im slacking
[05:50] <Rjx> looks sufficiently like work
[05:51] <ScumFrog> could
[05:51] <ScumFrog> do, but I may just redesign my portfolio
[05:51] <ScumFrog> and say screw it
[05:52] <ScumFrog> if you dont dish out the jobs evenly, its not my fault/problem
[05:52] * Agaon is now known as Desu
[05:53] <Rjx> downloading 3000 new emails
[05:59] <Rjx> calc 12 stone in pounds
[05:59] <pinkboa> - 12 stone = 168 pounds
[06:00] <sili> calc 5 feet in furlongs
[06:00] <pinkboa> - 5 feet = 0.00757575758 furlongs
[06:01] <Rjx> calc 12 clicks in feet
[06:01] <Rjx> calc 12 gegooks in feet
[06:02] <Rjx> calc 12 parsecs in feet
[06:02] <pinkboa> - 12 Parsecs = 1.21483474 × 10<sup>18</sup> feet
[06:02] <sili> a click is a kilometer
[06:02] <sili> as far I remember
[06:03] <ScumFrog> it is
[06:03] <ScumFrog> at least in the Bravo Two Zero book it is
[06:03] <Tark-Work> used to be 1 degree at 100 yards I think
[06:04] <Tark-Work> cause you'd adjust your scope on your sniper rifle with the dial and it w
[06:04] <Tark-Work> adjust for wind and drop
[06:06] <sili> got a vietnam vet who says it's a kilometer
[06:06] <sili> he used to take out charley
[06:06] <Tark-Work> it is now
[06:07] <Tark-Work> you've never heard of the millenium falcon?
[06:08] <mef> Suggestions:
[06:08] <mef> mefonline.biz is available
[06:08] <Tark-Work> heh pound_it
[06:10] <Tark-Work> someone tried to sell me tarkaan.com for $80
[06:10] <Tark-Work> heh jeek
[06:19] <Tark-Work> I wonder how the person who ended up with fuck.it ended up with it.
[06:29] <Tark-Work> http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5377794 <-- brits
[06:35] <Rjx> there were several chavs getting arrested on my walking route today
[06:36] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia chav
[06:36] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia chav": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
[06:42] <Rjx> Does anyone have an source for sending files or commands from one IP
[06:42] <Rjx> adress to another one? Please?
[06:42] <Rjx> awesome
[06:42] <Rjx> just found some old usenets posts by my brother
[06:42] <Rjx> from 1997
[06:43] <Tark-Work> nice
[06:43] <Tark-Work> I had all mine removed from deja.
[06:45] <Tark-Work> heh.. npr responds to the survey on brit vs american health by phoning up
[06:47] <Tark-Work> haha croydon facelift
[06:48] <c-rOCK> tool show tomorrow yay
[06:48] <andrew> the one we were going to go to is on may 8th
[06:48] <andrew> but they sold out too quickly for us to buy tickets
[06:48] <andrew> it was in dallas, and we'd have to drive five hours :(
[06:49] <Rjx> i gave your mom a tool show last night
[06:49] <andrew> lollll
[06:49] <Tark-Work> dallas at aac?
[06:52] <c-rOCK> must suck to be you
[06:52] <c-rOCK> couldnt even get tool tickets
[06:54] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:54] <Tark-Work> I wanna know where this show is, so I know where to release the nerve gas
[06:54] <Tark-Work> ERR
[06:56] <c-rOCK> small venues
[06:56] <c-rOCK> this is a small venue tour
[06:59] <Tark-Work> haha it's at McFarlin
[07:01] <Tark-Work> all those tool freakos are going to fuck the hell out of a bunch of rich
[07:04] <Tark-Work> http://www.wftv.com/news/9151789/detail.html <-- LAKE CITY, Fla. -- Au
[07:05] <Rjx_> laboratory equipment?
[07:05] <Rjx_> or a whole lab
[07:08] <Tark-Work> would be hard to put a whole lab in the trunk of a car
[07:08] <Tark-Work> you'd explode and fucking die
[07:08] <Tark-Work> http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/news/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=400 <
[07:08] * Cctoide_ is now known as Cctoide
[07:17] <Tark-Work> http://reuters.myway.com/image/20060503/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRID
[07:18] <catnip> shit! 500kg human!
[07:19] <catnip> weighs as much as an arena bull
[07:21] <timmo> calc 500kg in lb
[07:21] <pinkboa> - 500 kilograms = 1102.31131 pound
[07:21] <timmo> ....
[07:21] <timmo> wow
[07:22] <catnip> stop eating!
[07:22] <jeek> I'm getting there.
[07:22] <jeek> 351 lbs
[07:23] <catnip> calc 351lb in kg
[07:23] <pinkboa> - 351 pound = 159.210922 kilograms
[07:23] <timmo> to weigh that much
[07:23] <dekkon> fatty
[07:23] <timmo> that dude has to like
[07:23] <Zera> calc 1000kg in lb
[07:23] <pinkboa> - 1000 kilograms = 2204.62262 pound
[07:23] <timmo> never move
[07:23] <Zera> bleh
[07:23] <timmo> anything
[07:23] <timmo> and eat an assload
[07:23] <catnip> wow
[07:23] <Zera> calc 80kg in lb
[07:23] <pinkboa> - 80 kilograms = 176.36981 pound
[07:23] <catnip> he cant move
[07:23] <Zera> im 180 pounds? fuck
[07:23] <catnip> I weigh 88kgs
[07:23] <catnip> but im a big guy
[07:24] <catnip> calc 88kg in lb
[07:24] <pinkboa> - 88 kilograms = 194.006791 pound
[07:24] <timmo> hopes to travel to Italy
[07:24] <timmo> hopes to travel to Italy
[07:24] <timmo> HOW THE FUCK
[07:24] <timmo> WOULD YOU GET A GUY LIKE THAT
[07:24] <timmo> TO ITALY?
[07:24] <catnip> by crane
[07:24] <catnip> to a cargo plane
[07:24] <catnip> military type c-130 or something
[07:25] <catnip> he cant fit the door of a commercial plane
[07:25] <catnip> calc 184cm in feet
[07:25] <pinkboa> - 184 centimeters = 6.03674541 feet
[07:25] <catnip> me 6feet and 194 pounds
[07:26] <catnip> and I crive a peugeot 106 ;)
[07:26] <catnip> drive even
[07:26] <catnip> url peugeot 106
[07:26] <pinkboa> - "peugeot 106": http://www.pug106.co.uk/
[07:27] <catnip> bah, these are the new ones
[07:27] <catnip> mine's 9 years old
[07:29] <timmo> someone needs to make a fagshategod.com
[07:29] <timmo> and make protests
[07:30] <timmo> to protest the protestors
[07:31] <jeek> What about GodHatesFredPhelps.com ?
[07:32] <catnip> how about godcouldntcarelessaboutusall.com?
[07:33] <timmo> i like mine better
[07:33] <catnip> queer eye for the phelps guy
[07:34] <Rjx_> brown eye for the queer guy
[07:34] <catnip> spain's chokka with fags
[07:35] <catnip> holding hands while window shoppping
[07:35] <mef> white ones are hot http://oakley.com/o/o2222d/p6203
[07:36] <catnip> going to "theme" bars a la blue oyster
[07:36] <csqrl> i made a script for gathering a urllist for google's sitemaps if anyone wants
[07:36] <Spidey`> .w 28215
[07:36] <Tubbee> Charlotte, NC (35.2°N/80.7°W, 198M); Last Updated: 10:36 AM EDT; Dew Point:
[07:36] <csqrl> walks the site
[07:37] <csqrl> google wants to walk existing files and not dynamic content
[07:41] <catnip> hey mef
[07:41] <catnip> http://www.boardtactics.com/s/img/prod/m/25509.jpg
[07:41] <catnip> these are nice too
[07:45] <catnip> Ken Hasenmueller holds a set of license plates outside his Altoona, Wis., ho
[07:46] <catnip> http://images.ibsys.com/2005/1116/5338915.jpg
[07:46] <timmo> man
[07:46] <timmo> if that coincidence happened to me
[07:46] <timmo> id fucking frame them
[07:46] <catnip> yep, same here
[07:47] <catnip> it'be the shit
[07:47] <catnip> 666-tim
[07:47] <catnip> I´ve seen a disabled license plate that read timmay :(
[07:47] <timmo> http://stuff.gbsfm.info/PBF099ADTruancyBot.gif
[07:50] <catnip> http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0929/5035559.jpg
[07:51] <DigDug> new pbf!
[07:51] <catnip> star wars baseball
[07:52] <DigDug> haha nice
[07:57] <dekkon> mr t isgetting his own talk show on tvland
[07:57] <dekkon> called
[07:57] <dekkon> "i pity the fool"
[07:58] <catnip> I tought that guy died long ago
[07:58] <catnip> its the guy from a-team right?
[07:58] <catnip> big black guy with lots of gold
[07:59] <timmo> http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/5408/pbf033admrrex7xb.jpg
[08:01] <Ifrit> I ain't get gettin' on no air plane
[08:02] <catnip> yeh that guy, he's dead isn't he?
[08:02] <Ifrit> No?
[08:03] <catnip> url mr t
[08:03] <pinkboa> - "mr t": http://www.imdb.com/Name?Mr.+T
[08:03] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mr._T#Dead
[08:06] <catnip> I was mislead
[08:06] <csqrl> the 'mr t is dead' thing has been going on for years
[08:06] <Ifrit> he's not the only person who has "died" recently
[08:07] <Ifrit> http://www.superherohype.com/news/x-mennews.php?id=4159 <- footage from X3
[08:08] <timmo> mr t, is not infact dead
[08:09] <Tark-Work> Someone seems to have written that Mr. T is the President of Russia (unde
[08:09] <Tark-Work> lovely
[08:11] <catnip> A honey-mustard pretzel that the seller, the Naylors, of St. Paul, Neb., bel
[08:11] <catnip> nope, this is...
[08:11] <catnip> http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0310/4271622.jpg
[08:11] <Ifrit> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0494722/,
[08:11] <Ifrit> -,
[08:12] <timmo> http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/dream.jpg
[08:12] <timmo> hah
[08:13] <catnip> hehe
[08:14] <Ifrit> :D
[08:16] <timmo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v40/TheHave/TheTerrorofClownbot.gif
[08:37] <Rjx> haha fuck
[08:37] <Rjx> just managed to exploit my own laptop over the wlan
[08:37] <Rjx> ;[
[08:38] <beasty> lol
[08:38] <Rjx> self pwnage
[08:38] <pinkboa> cringe.
[08:38] <Rjx> i didn't expect the lsass exploit to succeed
[08:38] <Rjx> the machine is running Win2k SP4
[08:38] <beasty> Rjx: i once blocked myself in the company firewall
[08:38] <beasty> :p
[08:51] <GerbilWrk> i once touched myself in the company bathroom
[08:52] <jonathans> that's a local exploit
[08:52] * jeshax is now known as jestuh
[08:52] * jestuh changes topic to '#geekissues, the 51st state of freedomland | http://www.asciimap
[09:02] <Tark-Work> haha local exploit.
[09:13] <csqrl> http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=12052818
[09:25] <Rjx> csqrl: why is that in oddly enough
[09:26] <Rjx> oh
[09:26] <Rjx> what the fuck
[09:26] <csqrl> haha
[09:26] <csqrl> yeah
[09:27] <Rjx> when i stuck that in my browser, copying and pasting from irssi added a linebre
[09:27] <Rjx> and the story that came up was about the conflict in darfur
[09:34] <Workdug> .link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12604166/
[09:34] <poopy> Workdug - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12604166/ - queued
[09:34] <Workdug> wtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtfwtf
[09:34] <Workdug> also, good morning
[09:44] <Workdug> hahah
[09:45] <Workdug> i just crashed firefox by clicking an "install extension" link very fast
[09:47] * Desu dances :D\-<
[09:47] * Desu dances :D|-<
[09:47] * Desu dances :D/-<
[09:49] * sili throws a grenade at desu
[09:49] <Desu> :(
[09:50] <var> w 63122
[09:50] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 11:
[09:51] <Workdug> w2
[09:51] <poopy> Workdug temp 61F/16C; wind Variable 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:52
[09:53] <Desu> w 63031
[09:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Florissant, Missouri (63031) Conditions & - Updated at 11:3
[09:53] <Desu> better than channel 95 -.-
[09:54] <var> heh
[09:54] <Desu> am i right?
[09:54] <Desu> am i right
[09:54] <Spidey`> not with that humidity
[09:54] <var> on my channel 95 its some fake ass looking 70's set w/ time life book infomerci
[09:55] <Spidey`> o i read that wrong ;x
[09:55] <Desu> well
[09:55] <Desu> are you using charter
[09:55] <Workdug> http://www.millionaires24.com/ <--guyz let's all chip in and buy one!!!
[09:55] <var> me yes
[09:55] <var> are you in stl
[09:55] <Desu> yep
[09:55] <var> ah k
[09:55] <Desu> right now there doing some werid austrialia forcast
[09:56] <var> yah charter analog on one of the tv's i ehre the digital box tv is off currentl
[09:56] <var> no games were on yet
[09:56] <var> heh
[09:56] <Desu> heh
[09:56] <Desu> YAY CARTOON NETWORK!
[09:58] <var> nothing quite as refreshing for a small hangover as a mt dew slurpee
[09:58] <Desu> oh god that sounds good
[09:58] <var> they finally got a machine w/ it in it at the gas station by my house
[09:58] <var> <3
[09:59] <Desu> the closest 7-11 arround here is a 2 mile bike ride
[09:59] <Workdug> or a 4-mile walk
[09:59] <Desu> distance is the same...
[09:59] <Desu> bike is just faster
[10:00] <var> ooo
[10:00] <var> fox sports showing chelsea man u
[10:00] <Desu> what channel?
[10:00] <var> 37
[10:00] <Desu> g4 talking about final fantasy
[10:00] <var> its a replay but its a game i dont know the score of
[10:01] <Desu> omg chocobo!
[10:03] <GerbilWrk> w 78476
[10:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Corpus Christi, Texas (78476) Conditions & - Updated at 11:
[10:03] <Serena[T]> Workdug, that email account thing is great! i'm getting one as soon as i
[10:08] <var> goaooool
[10:16] <Workdug> http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=8902248197962659302
[10:19] <Workdug> shit, mother's day approaching
[10:19] <Workdug> url mother's day
[10:19] <pinkboa> - "mother's day": http://www.holidays.net/mother/
[10:19] <ScumFrog> wait what
[10:20] <Workdug> you'd think that a page about mother's day would mention when the fuck it i
[10:20] <ScumFrog> damn you scared me
[10:20] <ScumFrog> mothers day in england is in march sometime
[10:22] <Serena[T]> first sunday in may, isn't it?
[10:22] <var> i forget
[10:22] <var> i know its some sunday
[10:22] <var> in may
[10:22] <var> thats about it
[10:23] <Serena[T]> may 14th
[10:23] <Serena[T]> second sunday? i dunno.
[10:25] <Desu> if i get a cellphone
[10:25] <Desu> i have the PERFECT ring for it
[10:26] <Serena[T]> super mario bros?
[10:26] <Desu> the star trek "click click click" sound
[10:26] <Serena[T]> hehe
[10:27] <terminal> my ringtone is the sound the phones make in 24
[10:31] * Scumfrog` is now known as Scmfrg`a
[10:31] <Tark-Work> the airport ring?
[10:32] <maru> I've the theme from transformers as my ringtone
[10:35] <bjornh> my ringtone is the audio from dosky.info/habihabi.swf
[10:35] <bjornh> it owns.'
[10:35] <bjornh> hi btw.
[10:36] <jeek> Mine's http://jeek.net/amb_old_girl.mp3
[10:36] <Tark-Work> this bitch on NPR won't quit plugging her dating site when she was brough
[10:36] <bjornh> haha
[10:36] <Tark-Work> my ringtone is from http://picard.ytmnd.com
[10:38] <Tark-Work> http://nintendosupremacy.ytmnd.com/ <-- that fucking rules by the way
[10:42] <Workdug> i have that song, tark
[10:42] <Workdug> the picard song
[10:43] * Cctoide looks for something interesting to do on a small LAN
[10:45] <TMH_> doom
[10:47] <jeek> thm: plz leave my channel now :/
[10:48] <Workdug> hahah
[10:48] <Workdug> http://okcupid.com/journal?pid=5313665527843866312&tuid=8902248197962659302
[10:48] <Workdug> i love that guy's response
[10:53] <Workdug> url irc fired
[10:53] <pinkboa> - "irc fired": http://irc.nrc-cnrc.gc.ca/pubs/ctus/2_e.html
[10:53] <Workdug> !digdug
[10:53] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[10:53] <Workdug> url irc
[10:53] <pinkboa> - "irc": http://www.mirc.com/
[10:54] <Rjx> PORT STATE SERVICE VERSION
[10:54] <Rjx> 80/tcp open http Google httpd 2.1 (GWS)
[10:54] <Rjx> i guess it's a given they wrote their own httpd
[10:54] <Rjx> that's still pretty cool though
[10:55] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:56] * Cctoide wonders who prysuxirl was
[10:57] <Workdug> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/3837945.html
[10:57] <Workdug> hello Cctoide ^_^
[10:57] <Cctoide> :o
[10:58] <Workdug> i don't remember who that was, other than that it was someone from #ramen
[10:59] <Cctoide> Heh, I just remember it because it's in a quote at the very bottom of the '
[10:59] <Workdug> yeah
[10:59] * Cctoide reorganizes beliefs
[11:00] <Cctoide> When I saw "DigDug" associated with QDB I thought "great, another one of th
[11:00] <Rjx> replace unreachable with reacharound
[11:01] <dekkon|> unreachable oracle? more like unreachable orifaces
[11:01] <Workdug> enlightenment is closer than you may imagine
[11:01] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[11:01] <Workdug> orifices *
[11:01] <Rjx> *your face
[11:02] <TMH_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKX0RN19zc0&eurl=
[11:03] <dekkon> whats a program i can use to rip songs from a cd
[11:03] <Workdug> rjx, why aren't you on aim?
[11:03] * Cctoide goes back to writing a Perl script to randomly throw together rarely-used words t
[11:03] <Workdug> dekkon: CDex
[11:03] <Rjx> i am going to punch you
[11:03] <Workdug> url cdex
[11:03] <pinkboa> - "cdex": http://sourceforge.net/projects/cdexos/
[11:03] <Rjx> also i'm back in the US at the end of this month
[11:05] <dekkon> dont forget your turban
[11:05] <Workdug> sorry XenocideI
[11:05] <Rjx> smooth :x
[11:05] <Workdug> this ghetto client doesn't show me quit messages a lot of the time
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] *** Xenia23 [~VubiKlkl@3.Red-83-38-16.dynamicIP.rima-tde.net] has j
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] *** XenocideI was kicked from #geekissues by Workdug [XenocideI]
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] *** XenocideI [~Xenocide@80.229.80.28] has joined #geekissues
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] <Workdug> sorry XenocideI
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] <Rjx> smooth :x
[11:05] <Workdug> [14:05] <Workdug> this ghetto client doesn't show me quit messages a
[11:12] <Thero> omg
[11:12] <Thero> why hasnt anyone posted any new quotes?
[11:12] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia khartoum
[11:12] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia khartoum": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khartoum
[11:14] <Workdug> <celticess> hmm watching this show. Do people really get sea sick on
[11:14] <Workdug> <Phoon> celticess: that actually makes it worse
[11:14] <Workdug> <Phoon> it's easier on obviously-moving craft
[11:14] <Workdug> <Phoon> celticess: With a moving craft, the eyes and cochlea agree
[11:14] <Workdug> <celticess> I usually felt more disoriented in rough waters with a ca
[11:14] <Workdug> <Phoon> with an almost-still craft, it's like this: <eyes> Hey
[11:14] <Workdug> akn?
[11:14] <dekkon> kill
[11:14] <sparkling> hi
[11:14] <Workdug> hi sparkling
[11:15] <sparkling> does anyone know where i can get good bit torrents
[11:15] <Workdug> not here
[11:15] <sparkling> :(
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> we should have PML
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> Pr0n Markup Language
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> instead of downloading images & movies, you download a short,
[11:16] <Workdug> <Ahruman> <nipple diameter="37mm" erect="yes" />
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> it's not like there is all that much variation in the first pl
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> <donkey color="brown" fur="shaven">
[11:16] <Workdug> <Murr> etc.
[11:16] <Workdug> Comment: #macdev on irc.freenode.net
[11:16] <Workdug> akn?
[11:16] <GerbilWrk> does anyone know why i taste metal in my mouth after i cough?
[11:16] <sparkling> blood?
[11:16] <Tark-Work> blood.
[11:16] <Rjx> have you been eating out robocop's girlfriend
[11:16] <Tark-Work> or that
[11:16] <GerbilWrk> no blood
[11:17] <Cctoide> Do you have a Geiger counter?
[11:17] <sparkling> how bad is your cough?
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> and no to robocop
[11:17] <Cctoide> Or a mini nuclear plant under your bed?
[11:17] <Tark-Work> that copper taste happens when you stand on your head too
[11:17] <GerbilWrk> was bad, now it's just losening up the mucus
[11:18] <sparkling> :(
[11:19] <dekkon> ok, who here has any garth brooks on their hard drive
[11:19] <dekkon> ;[
[11:19] <var> no
[11:19] <var> resoundingly
[11:20] <sparkling> disgusting.
[11:20] <swight> Tsunami!
[11:20] <dekkon> i know i know
[11:20] * Desu dances :D\-<
[11:20] * Desu dances :D|-<
[11:20] * Desu dances :D/-<
[11:20] <dekkon> but my sister wants me to make her a cd for some senior night
[11:20] <Desu> yo
[11:20] <swight> actually:
[11:20] <swight> All tsunami warnings for Pacific Ocean issued after massive earthquake off T
[11:20] <dekkon> dont do that again
[11:21] <Workdug> [[myg0t]ataraxia] im going to go to a club and ask for the dick cheney shot
[11:21] <Workdug> [[myg0t]ataraxia] its a shot of wild turkey and the bartender just throws i
[11:21] <andrew> yeah that one made me lol
[11:22] <Workdug> akn?
[11:22] <sparkling> sounds delicious
[11:22] <dekkon> kill
[11:22] <jmx> kill
[11:22] <GerbilWrk> k, just because it made him lol
[11:22] <andrew> agreed
[11:23] <Workdug> TESTIFY!
[11:24] <Workdug> btw, my dad got a speeding ticket in new york state
[11:24] <Workdug> any suggestions?
[11:24] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[11:24] <Workdug> * Finished! 0 approved, and 25 killed.
[11:24] <dekkon> call the aclu and tell them the cops called him a commie
[11:25] <Workdug> <Enigma> I had my first orgasm in a very awesome way
[11:25] <Workdug> <Enigma> I accidentally stumbled across my first porn when I was 11,
[11:25] <Workdug> <Enigma> That's right, the first drops of semen that left my balls we
[11:25] <Workdug> ---------
[11:25] <Workdug> TehKingMattu: Hey, Shana, are we gonna meet up at your place or my place to
[11:25] <Workdug> Auto response from GemEncrustedTears: The doctor said I'm pregnant, Matthew
[11:25] <Workdug> TehKingMattu: ...I really should read away messages beforehand
[11:26] <jmx> <@Workdug> btw, my dad got a speeding ticket in new york state
[11:26] <jmx> pay the ticket and next time dont drive so fucking fast
[11:26] <andrew> it depends on if you live in new york state, and if you plan on going there
[11:26] <GerbilWrk> my sister in law got a ticket for going 76 in a 60, which happened to be
[11:27] <Rjx_> is this THE sister in law
[11:27] <dekkon> she got out of it by letting the judge bend her over the bench
[11:27] <Rjx_> i was going to make a roadhead joke
[11:27] <GerbilWrk> yes it is THE sister in law
[11:27] <Rjx_> but yeah that works
[11:28] <GerbilWrk> actually, she got a $242 fine
[11:28] <GerbilWrk> and prolly got sexored up too
[11:28] <Rjx_> *top
[11:28] <Rjx_> er
[11:28] <Rjx_> *tip
[11:28] <dekkon> you suck rjx
[11:29] <Rjx_> no u
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> no, you suck rjx :(
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> i sucked last time
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> and i still have the metal taste in my mouth
[11:29] <sparkling> :(
[11:29] <Rjx_> robocock
[11:29] <sparkling> go to the doctor?
[11:29] <GerbilWrk> fucking detachable penis
[11:30] <dekkon> gerbilwrk caught the gay
[11:30] <dekkon> he is infected
[11:30] <sparkling> quaratine him before there is an epidemic
[11:30] <GerbilWrk> he said he's stop making jokes about me getting 50% of the people I bang
[11:30] <metric> lies, gay people have taste and style
[11:30] <GerbilWrk> ass :(
[11:32] <Workdug> http://geekissues.org/c/134629 "guys what is going on"
[11:33] <ScumFrog> arg
[11:33] <hypr> fortune cookie says: You are never bitter, decptive, or pretty.. i think its 3
[11:34] <metric> thanks workdug
[11:34] <dekkon> too bad it didnt say "you are never wanted in #geekissues"
[11:34] <hypr> ScumFrog: are you _THE_ scumfrog?
[11:34] <ScumFrog> I highly doubt it, since Ive no idea what you're on about
[11:35] <hypr> |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^|
[11:35] <hypr> | Mexican Dekkon Truck | '|""";..
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[11:35] <jestuh> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4954856.stm
[11:36] <dekkon>
[11:36] <dekkon>
[11:36] <dekkon>
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[11:36] <jestuh> !beef
[11:36] <pinkboa> http://www.wondergirl.org/wondercam/portal.jpg
[11:36] <hypr> ScumFrog: http://www.thescumfrog.com/
[11:37] <Spidey`> www.elcharrocafe.com best salsa evarrrr
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[11:37] <ScumFrog> hypr: No, I'm not _the_ scumfrog, but I will admit to that being the rando
[11:37] <jestuh> OH SCROLLUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[11:38] <hypr> music revolution now now now now..
[11:38] <dekkon> !lude
[11:38] <pinkboa> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[11:39] <maru> !dekkon
[11:39] <pinkboa> DOKTAR JUAN DEKON AT YOUR SERVICE.
[11:39] <Spidey`> w2
[11:39] <poopy> Spidey` temp 78.9F/26.1C; wind NNE 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6
[11:39] <GerbilWrk> !mitch
[11:39] <GerbilWrk> :(
[11:40] <dekkon> !mitch
[11:40] <GerbilWrk> My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you
[11:40] <Spidey`> !ban
[11:40] <Spidey`> ;[
[11:40] <maru> !homer
[11:40] <pinkboa> The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!</font>
[11:40] <maru> !conan
[11:40] <pinkboa> "The government revealed this week that they were able to track down al Qae
[11:41] <dekkon> !ban
[11:41] <dekkon> odd
[11:41] <jestuh> poopy doesn't give a shit about your excepts
[11:41] <jestuh> he's a renegade
[11:44] <live> !mitch
[11:44] <GerbilWrk> I rent a lot of cars, 'cause I go on the road, and when I drive a rental
[11:46] <TMH_> hey my internegroes what is up
[11:46] <TMH_> have any of you non-uk internegroes heard of blackadder
[11:47] <Rjx_> url lojban
[11:47] <pinkboa> - "lojban": http://www.lojban.org/tiki/
[11:48] <TMH_> I want to learn this language as well
[11:48] <swight> http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/704/704451p1.html <- that's cool
[11:48] <Jimmothi> TMH_: what time does the spar shut?
[11:49] <Rjx_> i'm thinking of learning lojban
[11:49] <TMH_> well in my mind quicksave and spar are in the same sort of group
[11:50] <Jimmothi> i cant find that answer on my clock
[11:50] <Cctoide> Rjx_: go for it
[11:50] <swight> what's lojban?
[11:50] <ScumFrog> 10pm, usually Jimmothi
[11:50] <Jimmothi> oh good
[11:50] <ScumFrog> (if your a UK resident)
[11:51] <Jimmothi> yes
[11:51] <Rjx_> swight: see above url
[11:59] <swight> Earl Woods, Tiger Woods' father passed away this morning.
[12:00] <GerbilWrk> bet thats gonna fuck up his game
[12:00] <kitchen> d'ohhhhh
[12:01] <ScumFrog> oh man
[12:02] <swight> Elma Gardner "Pem" Farnsworth, who helped her husband, Philo T. Farnsworth,
[12:02] <swight> Look at me! I am the bringer of happiness!
[12:16] <dekkon> url vt62800b
[12:16] <dekkon> .url vt62800b
[12:16] <Workdug> url dekkon
[12:16] <pinkboa> - "dekkon": http://www.digg.com/users/dekkon
[12:17] <Workdug> omg u r cheating on us
[12:23] <Cctoide> calc 1280*1024
[12:23] <pinkboa> - 1280 * 1024 = 1310720
[12:29] <Serena[T]> w 65201
[12:29] <pinkboa> Weather for Columbia, Missouri (65201) Conditions & - Updated at 2:26 P
[12:33] <dekkon> Contrary to popular perception, C-SPAN receives no funding from government s
[12:34] <swight> if its like canada, they get their money from a coalition of cable operaters
[12:35] <Serena[T]> at least there are no commercials
[12:35] <dekkon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-span
[12:36] <dekkon> i used to lov e to watch c-span when i was high
[12:36] <Wabbit98> dekkon what is it like watching c-span while high?
[12:36] <Serena[T]> sounds like fun
[12:37] <michael`> Soda Distributors to End Most School Sales
[12:37] <michael`> Former President Bill Clinton today announced an agreement by beverage com
[12:37] <michael`> wise on their part
[12:37] <michael`> if i were them id do the same thing
[12:37] <Cctoide> No softcore drinks for them...
[12:37] <michael`> they know they need to generate goodwill
[12:37] <Serena[T]> how are the kids going to maintain their buzz then?
[12:37] <michael`> and show that theyre not trying to peddle to kids
[12:38] <michael`> because they dont want the legislatures of states or the us congress to in
[12:38] <michael`> and raise taxes on them, and ban soda/snack sales blah blah blah
[12:38] <Serena[T]> school food used to suck.. i lived on soda back then
[12:39] <dekkon> they would turn off our machines during the day
[12:39] <dekkon> id go to the teacher's lounge
[12:39] <Serena[T]> wow strict
[12:39] <Tark-Work> in a place where ketchup is considered a vegetable, all the food should b
[12:39] <Serena[T]> is ketchup still considered a vegetable?
[12:39] <Spidey`> we had a snack bar at my hs
[12:40] <Spidey`> they sold snapple/combos and a bunch of other shit
[12:40] <Spidey`> which they brought in themselves
[12:40] <Cctoide> Motor oil in place of Schweppes.
[12:40] <Serena[T]> my senior year, my hs got this lil shop where they copious amounts of sug
[12:41] <Spidey`> :\
[12:41] <Spidey`> i always got a tray of fries and a snapple
[12:41] <Serena[T]> where they *sold, lol
[12:41] <Spidey`> 65 cents for a whole tray of fries
[12:41] <Spidey`> couldn't beat that shit
[12:41] <swight> Breaking News: Jury reaches verdict in Moussaoui case, to be read at 4:30 ET
[12:41] <Serena[T]> heya swight :)
[12:41] <swight> Hi Serena :)
[12:41] <Serena[T]> yeah but my school had those mushy barely warm fries
[12:42] <Spidey`> :\
[12:42] <Serena[T]> i did used to get tater tots - for some reason those were better
[12:43] <Spidey`> our fries were always good
[12:43] <Spidey`> there was a fry line, a pizza line, a salad line, and then the random line
[12:43] <Serena[T]> i'm afraid to ask what was in the random line
[12:43] <Spidey`> or variety rather
[12:43] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:43] <Spidey`> :P
[12:44] <Spidey`> i don't think i ever got anything but fries, not even once
[12:44] <Serena[T]> now that i think about it, i'd get tater tots and pizza on dominos day
[12:44] <Spidey`> unless i didn't get anything, and just got some combos from the snack thing
[12:44] <Serena[T]> otherwise, it was melo yello
[12:45] <Spidey`> eww
[12:45] <Kalamazoo> bleh mello yello tastes like ass
[12:45] <Spidey`> i had snapple or fruitopia
[12:45] <Serena[T]> and you know how ass tastes like how? i really don't want to hear about y
[12:45] <Kalamazoo> you cant defend the fact that you like mello yellow
[12:46] <Kalamazoo> it is anti-good
[12:46] <Serena[T]> it's better than surge
[12:46] <Spidey`> no way
[12:46] <Kalamazoo> they stopped making surge
[12:46] <Spidey`> i <3'd surge
[12:46] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:46] <Spidey`> i miss orange mountain dew ;[
[12:46] <Serena[T]> my school had two surge rallies, strangely enough
[12:47] <Serena[T]> since my school was coke owned, no mountain dew :(
[12:47] <Spidey`> that had to suck
[12:47] <Spidey`> i wish we had orange mountain dew back in hs
[12:47] <withnail> i find it insane that products are allowed to or were ever allowed to spon
[12:47] <Serena[T]> i don't think i've had one of those
[12:48] <Spidey`> it was so good
[12:48] <Spidey`> i dunno why they killed it off
[12:48] <Serena[T]> agreed withnail.. but i didn't know any better way back then
[12:51] <Spidey`> time to find some food
[12:52] <swight> I wanna do a local crime map like the the chicago one... I need a url... hrm
[12:53] <Tark-Work> we built this city.
[12:53] <Tark-Work> we built this city on rock and roll built this city.
[12:53] <swight> WHO BUILT THIS CITY?!
[12:53] <Tark-Work> we built this city on rock and roll.
[12:53] <Rendiew> I just had someone come through on the critical line because someone put ne
[12:54] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:54] <Serena[T]> shoulda blackmailed him
[12:54] <Wabbit98> does he really want to change it Rendiew?
[12:54] <swight> I have naked ladies on my desktop and I'm mormon! Save my soul!
[12:54] <Rendiew> maybe he wanted the nekkid mens back
[12:54] <Serena[T]> ohhh
[12:55] <Serena[T]> that makes sense
[12:55] <Rendiew> THERE IS A DISTINCT LACK OF PENIS ON MY MONITOR I DEMAND YOU FIX IT HELPDES
[12:55] <Serena[T]> and urgently!
[12:55] <Rendiew> this is a matter of the utmost importance
[12:55] <Rendiew> i shall have your job for this young whelp
[12:55] <GerbilWrk> "I didn't have any money so we didn't go on the gambling boat for my birt
[12:55] <Serena[T]> whoah
[12:55] <GerbilWrk> the things my co-workers do
[12:55] <Serena[T]> lol
[12:55] <Serena[T]> credit!
[12:56] <Wabbit98> wow
[12:56] <Serena[T]> wait, can you gamble on credit?
[12:56] <GerbilWrk> ATM's baby, atms!
[12:56] <swight> No one has a domain suggestions for me?
[12:56] <GerbilWrk> what's the topic?
[12:56] <swight> newfoundland...crime... watch...robbery...
[12:56] <swight> I wanna do a local crime map like the the chicago one... I need a url... hrm
[12:56] <swight> (repaste)
[12:57] <swight> stjohns...
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> kiwicrimewatch.com?
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> or is that newzealand
[12:57] <swight> that New Zealand :P
[12:57] <swight> that's
[12:57] <Rendiew> Serena[T] - yes :(
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> newficrimewatch.com
[12:58] <dekkon> canuckcrimewatch.com
[12:58] <Serena[T]> i'm an innocent in the ways of the gambling
[12:58] <swight> newfie
[12:58] <dekkon> you cant tell me that doesnt roll off your tongue like whoa
[12:58] <swight> and it some circles "newfie" is seen as an insult
[12:58] <swight> not to me personally...
[12:58] <GerbilWrk> then, wartcrimewatch.com
[12:59] <swight> wart?
[12:59] <Serena[T]> how about swightscrime.com :D
[12:59] <GerbilWrk> st. johns....
[12:59] <swight> whaaa whaaaaaaaaaa
[12:59] <Serena[T]> i don't know what you're soliciting url suggestions for.. so i guessed ;)
[12:59] <GerbilWrk> i found it fucking hilarious, not my fault you have better humor then me
[12:59] <swight> NewFoundPattern.ca
[13:00] <swight> nah, no one would get that
[13:00] <Serena[T]> clever though
[13:00] <swight> NewFoundCrime is the obvious one
[13:00] <swight> maybe obvious is best
[13:01] <dekkon> 29 minutes until moussai verdict
[13:01] <swight> 10 to 1 he doesn't get the chair
[13:01] <Wabbit98> 10 to 1 he gets the chair
[13:03] <GerbilWrk> 1 to 10 he sits in a chair
[13:03] <Tark-Work> in soviet russia, the chair gets you
[13:03] <Tark-Work> wait, that's what happens here too.
[13:03] <swight> I knew we weren't that different.
[13:03] <Wabbit98> in China he would have already been shot by now
[13:03] <swight> With a bill gone to his family for the bullet.
[13:03] <Wabbit98> of course
[13:04] <swight> oh! Did you hear about the marine, killed in iraq (off duty, in a car accide
[13:05] <swight> His mother went to clean up her son's finances, and found the amount of the
[13:05] <Serena[T]> oh my
[13:05] <Serena[T]> wait, are they supposed to do that?
[13:05] <Serena[T]> i have no idea
[13:06] <Wabbit98> doesn't seem right
[13:06] <Serena[T]> what happened with the wrong body thing? has that been straightened out?
[13:06] <swight> No, he was over there an active duty, they pay.
[13:06] <Serena[T]> bah
[13:06] <swight> I doubt you are supposed to pay for your own funeral, at the very least, if
[13:07] <swight> But, the bill for the funeral home shows it was paid by the marines.
[13:07] <Serena[T]> how much does a funeral cost nowadays?
[13:07] <Serena[T]> last time i heard, 8 years back, $5k
[13:07] <swight> The bill I saw was about $5k
[13:08] <Wabbit98> I thought it was around more like 8K
[13:08] <swight> Its like a wedding, you can go cheap, or go big.
[13:08] <Serena[T]> lol
[13:08] <swight> Most of the similarities end there.
[13:08] <swight> Not all, but most.
[13:09] <Serena[T]> lol
[13:09] <Wabbit98> why not have them at the same time
[13:09] <Wabbit98> save on the priest or justice of the peace
[13:09] <Serena[T]> don't need one for a funeral do you?
[13:10] <Wabbit98> depends if you are Catholic
[13:10] <Serena[T]> hm ok
[13:10] <Wabbit98> like my grandparents had a Catholic priest preside over the funeral
[13:11] <Wabbit98> *their
[13:11] <Serena[T]> but why justice of the peace?
[13:11] <Wabbit98> well some people get married by a justice of the peace
[13:11] <Wabbit98> why not get buried by one
[13:11] <Serena[T]> lol
[13:11] <Wabbit98> sorry just talking out of my ass now, I shall go lurk
[13:11] <swight> when a coroner isn't involved, who signs the death certificate?
[13:11] <Serena[T]> it even rhymes, lol
[13:11] <swight> doctor...
[13:11] <Rjx> tom jones
[13:12] <swight> that makes sense.
[13:12] <Serena[T]> i thought there had to be a doc
[13:12] <michael`> i think people will be furious if moussaoui doesnt get the death penalty
[13:12] <swight> agreed
[13:12] <Serena[T]> coroner is a doc, no?
[13:12] <GerbilWrk> w 78476
[13:12] <pinkboa> Weather for Corpus Christi, Texas (78476) Conditions & - Updated at 2:5
[13:12] <swight> well yah, but a specific one
[13:12] <Rjx> i don't think he should get the death penalty
[13:12] <Wabbit98> michael`, why not put him in the general population so the other inmates c
[13:12] <Rjx> well
[13:12] <pinin> Illegal Immigrants Returning To Mexico For American Jobs
[13:12] <Rjx> i'm an opponent of the death penalty in general
[13:13] <swight> I think he should be put on top of a tower near the airport
[13:13] <pinin> "I hate these Mexicans, always coming back here to Mexico from America and ta
[13:13] <swight> Like LAX, if that wouldn't drive you absolutely fucking batty I don't know w
[13:13] <swight> 19 mins till verdict
[13:13] <dekkon> http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3715&p=8
[13:14] <swight> Jack Cafferty, does he do ANYTHING but read e-mails?
[13:14] <swight> lol gotta love the editorialism going on CNN right now
[13:15] <swight> I like my news like I like my coffee. unemotional
[13:16] * Serena[T] secretly puts some emotion in swight's coffee
[13:16] <swight> If he gets life in prison, he'll last 3 months, tops.
[13:17] <michael`> http://reuters.myway.com/image/20060503/2006-05-03T115608Z_01_NOOTR_RTRIDS
[13:17] <michael`> amazing
[13:17] <michael`> haha yeah swight
[13:17] <swight> "We secretly switched swight's coffee with our brand of "Over Emotion" coffe
[13:17] <michael`> cafferty annoys me
[13:17] <michael`> it's partially his voice
[13:17] <michael`> and partially his knee-jerk conservatism
[13:18] <Wabbit98> michael`, like Lou DObbs?
[13:18] <Wabbit98> *Dobbs
[13:18] <Serena[T]> lol swight
[13:19] <swight> I like Lou Dobbs, at least he sticks to something and sees it through.
[13:20] <Wabbit98> every single day he is on
[13:20] <swight> He seems to come by his opinions through a good bit of research.
[13:20] * jeek secretly replaces swight's coffee with new Folger's Strychnine.
[13:22] * Twin` is now known as Twin
[13:22] <swight> hey jeek, you got your autojoin on?
[13:23] <swight> :)
[13:23] <Serena[T]> how does one switch tabs in FF?
[13:23] <swight> CTRL-TAB
[13:23] <Serena[T]> oh right on
[13:24] <Serena[T]> ty :)
[13:24] <jeek> swight: I don't have autojoin
[13:24] <Rjx> anyone happen to know how to unescape console chars on the commandline?
[13:24] <pinin> http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Infographic-New-C.article.jpg
[13:25] <Serena[T]> hehe
[13:26] <Rjx> ah no worries
[13:26] <Rjx> found it
[13:26] <Rjx> (echo -e for further reference)
[13:27] <swight> 5 mins till verdict
[13:27] <swight> s/ahh/aww
[13:28] <pinin> lol
[13:28] <swight> jeez, how long does it take to type /j #geekissues
[13:29] <Rjx> hey no abusing the jeek
[13:29] <swight> he put strychnine in my coffee!
[13:29] <swight> (that's bad)
[13:30] <jeek> dammit
[13:30] <swight> hah
[13:30] <jeek> I'm in 25+ channels
[13:30] <jeek> I didn't even know I'd been kicked until you messaged me
[13:30] <jeek> ircII ftw
[13:30] <swight> 2 mins till verdict, 2 mins.
[13:32] * jeek heads home
[13:34] * Serena[T] waits for news from reporter swight
[13:34] <swight> heh buddy of mine had a fedora on the other day and I tried it on and everyo
[13:35] <swight> Here it comes:
[13:35] <GerbilWrk> spill it!
[13:35] <swight> Count 1 and Count 3 and Count 4: LIFE IN PRISON
[13:35] <Wabbit98> he won't last the year
[13:36] <GerbilWrk> what about Count 2?
[13:37] <swight> I think those were the counts from the trial that were elligible for the dea
[13:37] <GerbilWrk> ahh
[13:37] <Twin> what's this now? who is getting set up the bomb?
[13:37] <swight> Moussaoui, the "other" 9/11 conspirator
[13:38] <Serena[T]> soapy, no death penalty?
[13:38] <Serena[T]> gah
[13:38] <Serena[T]> i keep doing that
[13:38] <swight> nope, Life in prison
[13:39] * swight changes topic to '#geekissues, the 51st state of freedomland | Moussai gets life i
[13:44] * Cctoide hands swight a tiny vial of thallium
[13:45] <pinin> holy shit why does 'open in tabs' in firefox CLOSE ALL CURRENTLY OPEN TABS?
[13:45] <pinin> someone must die for this
[13:46] <GerbilWrk> So my sprint contract is up, and i won't switch to Cingular, who's left t
[13:47] <GerbilWrk> cool phones and good service
[13:47] <Twin> verizon
[13:47] <Twin> t-mobile
[13:47] <swight> Go with sprint! I can look up your account soon!
[13:47] <Twin> sprint can lick my sweaty man balls
[13:47] <GerbilWrk> fuck sprint, i called in, they said I had 150 rebates towards a phone
[13:48] <Twin> not only are they pushing CDMA to it's extreme limit by putting both the sprin
[13:48] <GerbilWrk> i go into the store, the guy says $75 and won't give me the other $75
[13:48] <Twin> but in comparison to verizon
[13:48] <Twin> their phones are pure shit
[13:48] <Tarkaan> GerbilWrk, why not?
[13:48] <GerbilWrk> they said i'd have to wait until October because my phone hasn't been use
[13:48] <Twin> with sprint it's technically 18 months
[13:49] <Twin> you're supposed to get the $150 towards a new phone as a 2 year resign bonus
[13:49] <GerbilWrk> but, i've had the service for 6 years, 3 phones, first one broke and i wa
[13:49] <GerbilWrk> bought a used one from a friend in October of 04
[13:50] <Twin> service time has nothing to do with your current contract, sadly
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> and now, my contract is up, i want a new phone and to renew the contract,
[13:50] <Twin> gerbil: how long are you signing contracts for?
[13:50] <Twin> 1 year or 2?
[13:50] <Tarkaan> call em back
[13:50] <kitchen> I don't do cell phone contracts anymore.
[13:50] <kitchen> fuck that noise.
[13:51] <kitchen> I get my phones on ebay
[13:51] <kitchen> they're unlocked
[13:51] <GerbilWrk> same store that told my wife she'd have to renew her contract for another
[13:51] <dekkon> i need to sell my phone
[13:51] <Twin> seeing as how i just resigned a 2 contract with sprint less than 6 months ago
[13:51] <kitchen> and I love the fact that my phone number is in chicago
[13:51] <Twin> then signed over to verizon yesterday
[13:51] <kitchen> my nights start at 7pm PST (9PM CST)
[13:51] <Twin> sprint's early termination is high as shit too
[13:51] <Twin> it's like $150
[13:52] <GerbilWrk> 2 years usually. I don't mind so much with my phone because my dad still
[13:52] <dekkon> with tmo, the nights start at 9pm at whatever time zone youre in
[13:52] <kitchen> verizon' was 200 a few years ago
[13:52] <Twin> atm
[13:52] <Twin> it's cheaper for me to nuke 90% of the phone plan
[13:52] <Twin> and have the phone permanently suspended
[13:52] <kitchen> i know because verizon fucked my grandparents
[13:52] <GerbilWrk> I only have a 400 minute plan, and have never gone over that, even with m
[13:52] <kitchen> and since they are broke, i paid the early termination fee out of my pocket
[13:52] <kitchen> I do like cingular's rollover thing
[13:53] <metric> 2 days late
[13:53] <kitchen> I have something like 4000 minutes i can use
[13:53] <Twin> gerbil: verizon's current deal is you buy a phone
[13:53] <GerbilWrk> i hate SBC though
[13:53] <metric> but for all you anticapitalists
[13:53] <metric> mayday rioters
[13:53] <metric> http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc245.gif
[13:53] <Twin> one sec
[13:53] <Twin> let me get a recepti
[13:53] <Twin> so i know i'm telling you the right thing
[13:54] <Tarkaan> work pays for mine, but I have to keep it on
[13:54] <kitchen> old
[13:54] <michael`> well, initially i hoped he got the death penalty
[13:55] <michael`> just because i like old testament retributive justice
[13:55] <michael`> god smiting the wicked
[13:55] <Twin> it's like
[13:55] <Twin> your phone
[13:55] <D1> did you guys hear about that legislation that they're about to pass in mexico re
[13:55] <Tarkaan> I just wanted to stop the killing
[13:55] <Tarkaan> enough death
[13:55] <Twin> -150 for the 2 year
[13:55] <swight> D1 yup
[13:55] <michael`> but having heard some of the mitigating factors, esp. the fact that the du
[13:55] <Twin> -50 mail in
[13:55] <Tarkaan> let him rot in jail, but enough death
[13:55] <Twin> i paid $80 for a new razr v3c
[13:55] <michael`> and that the penalty he's getting, the supermax prison, is terrible
[13:55] <D1> thats some crazy shit, wonder how it'll turn out
[13:55] <michael`> i dont really care
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> i was loking at the $100 blackberry phone
[13:56] <Twin> technically 120
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> the smaller then normal phone
[13:56] <Twin> but the $50 mir will get here eventually
[13:57] <FlaVouR> Zenia14 is a spambot
[13:57] <lude> 0~/wii Zenia14
[13:57] <mef> hack alert
[13:57] <Twin> i think i should have gotten the pink razr :?
[13:58] * mef shakes
[13:58] <FlaVouR> tar
[13:58] <GerbilWrk> http://www.t-mobile.com/shop/phones/detail.aspx?device=5853891a-c153-4622
[13:58] <GerbilWrk> that one looks pretty sweet, then I could get rid of my ipaq
[13:59] <lude> the 7xxx series are garbage
[13:59] <GerbilWrk> seriousl? :(
[13:59] <GerbilWrk> what about the Samsung t509?
[14:00] <ducklord> I use smoke signals
[14:00] <swight> Canadian dollar at .9032US, we're catching up bitches!
[14:00] <pinin> ;[
[14:00] <ducklord> I'm rooting for you
[14:01] <t3h-gr1m> If I had a dollar for every time you said that, I'd have one dollar.
[14:01] <t3h-gr1m> And I'd still have more dollars than you!
[14:01] <pinin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[14:01] <ducklord> !oh
[14:01] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:02] <D1> CRACKLE!
[14:02] <swight> Someone electrocute the rice crispy kids?
[14:02] <D1> what was that cereal that "talked"?
[14:02] <GerbilWrk> are there any cheapish phones that will sync with Outlook Calendar?
[14:02] <swight> Rice Crispies
[14:03] <GerbilWrk> or another calendar program?
[14:03] <D1> oh yeah
[14:04] <swight> _' state your business
[14:04] <swight> nm
[14:04] <Twin> i've heard the t509 is supposed to be nice
[14:04] <Twin> someone in here recommended it to me
[14:04] <Twin> but i have this no slide phone policy
[14:04] <swight> <-- works for Sprint phone support now
[14:04] * \o_o \\o \\o \\o
[14:04] <GerbilWrk> the t509 isn't a slide phone
[14:05] <swight> wtf?
[14:05] <Twin> my bad
[14:05] <Twin> i was thinking of the 809
[14:06] <ducklord_> man, my neighbour needs to fix his internet
[14:06] <ducklord_> his wireless is giving me a hard time
[14:06] <GerbilWrk> guess i'm just gonna go into the t-mobile store in the mall
[14:06] <Rjx> /msg terminal if you're serious about joining mensa, stay away from #mensa
[14:06] <Rjx> er
[14:07] <ducklord_> winner
[14:07] <Rjx> well, good message for the rest of you too
[14:07] <Twin> i am having a hell of a time finding moto replacement parts
[14:07] <swight> <nod>
[14:07] <swight> Agrees with Rjx
[14:07] <ducklord_> I'm too st00pid for mensa
[14:07] <ducklord_> I'd rather do crozzwordz in the other room
[14:07] <Rjx> the pretentious topics make me chuckle
[14:08] <Twin> i got this mensa puzzle book
[14:08] <Rjx> 22:05 -!- Topic for #mensa: <Timur> this channel's not about 'baiting' bu
[14:08] <Twin> i don't get how they draw connections between some of this shit
[14:08] <Rjx> i was a regular for 4 years
[14:08] <ducklord_> I'm a mensa casual
[14:08] <Rjx> i only ever saw baiting
[14:08] <ducklord_> I wear a burberry cap with a math problem on it
[14:09] <Rjx> i saw two chavs being arrested on my daily walk today
[14:09] <swight> Does marie still visit?
[14:09] <Twin> i used t o be able to do this awesome thing
[14:09] <Rjx> i don't think so
[14:09] <Twin> where i could go in a room and say one well placed sentence
[14:09] <Twin> and start a 3 hour long argument i never take part in
[14:09] <swight> She never did come back to Newfoundland
[14:09] <haxort0sh> caffeinated spider... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/
[14:09] <Twin> but then the general populace got an iq boost
[14:10] <swight> haxort0sh, heh
[14:10] <Rjx> she was a bit of a.....nut
[14:10] <haxort0sh> funny; coffee does the same thing to be
[14:10] <haxort0sh> me
[14:10] <swight> a bit?
[14:10] <dekkon> caffeine doesnt do much for me anymore
[14:10] <swight> When we went out that one time, she almost got into a bar fight with some 20
[14:11] <Rjx> haha
[14:11] <ducklord_> only you suck at the intarwebs, haxort0sh?
[14:11] <swight> If she would've been he, she would've had a bloody nose that night.
[14:13] <swight> on digg: "A look at how thieves are using laptops to steal the most expensiv
[14:13] <dekkon> note to self: use new laptop to steal cars
[14:13] <semus> lol
[14:13] <ducklord_> note to self: steal dekkons new laptop and car
[14:14] <geck> hmm
[14:14] <geck> I never thought of that
[14:14] * t3h-gr1m is now known as t3h-study
[14:14] <geck> that wouldn't be too hard..
[14:14] <swight> what a silly bunt
[14:14] <ducklord_> you never thought about stealing dekkons stuff?
[14:14] * ducklord_ is now known as ducklord
[14:15] <dekkon> i know i never did
[14:15] <dekkon> fly me to norway and buy me beer, that'll be the quickest way to steal my la
[14:15] <GerbilWrk> i stolve from dekkon before
[14:15] <GerbilWrk> i mean, ummm
[14:15] <GerbilWrk> shit
[14:15] <ducklord> you stole the letter V?
[14:15] <GerbilWrk> yes
[14:15] <dekkon> he did
[14:15] <dekkon> makes me ery sad
[14:15] <ducklord> I can't afford beer because of my hair dresser
[14:15] <GerbilWrk> the check does not have a v anywhere in it, thus you can not cash it!
[14:16] <swight> Woah, woah woah.
[14:16] <dekkon> damn it, i actually have a v in my last name too ;[
[14:16] <swight> You can't afford beer because of your hair dresser?!
[14:16] <semus> how much time can u sit in jail for a V?
[14:16] <pinin> lol
[14:16] <swight> Where's the gay hat?
[14:16] <ducklord> well, I can still afford it
[14:16] <ducklord> but still, 150$ for a haircut
[14:16] <dekkon> i pay $8 at supercuts to get my hair cut
[14:16] <ducklord> that man is a con artist
[14:16] <dekkon> you faggot
[14:16] <swight> <- $12
[14:17] <ducklord> well, fuck
[14:17] <pinin> <- doesn't cut hair
[14:17] <ducklord> it's not like I planned it
[14:17] <GerbilWrk> I was forced to do that once, go to a stylist
[14:17] <swight> I need a pic of ducklord to see wtf costs $150
[14:17] <ducklord> they always ask: "how do you want it?"
[14:17] <ducklord> and I say "shorter"
[14:17] <ducklord> and then he asks some more
[14:17] <pinin> you ask for the $150 hair cut?
[14:17] <pinin> wink wink
[14:17] <ducklord> and I say: "go to town"
[14:17] <pinin> hand release?
[14:17] <ducklord> and he sure did
[14:17] <GerbilWrk> now I go spend the $10 bucks at We Care Hair and keep the extra $120 for
[14:17] <swight> I tell 'em, on their knees
[14:17] <ducklord> I look like a fool. Or worse, a swede
[14:17] <kitchen> zing
[14:18] <dekkon> i want to grow my hair out, but that inbetween looks like shit stage always
[14:18] <ducklord> I'll take a pic later on
[14:18] <swight> Bowl and a weed whacker would save ya a lot of money
[14:18] <pinin> yeah dekkon not many survive what i call the shag stage
[14:18] <ducklord> if I could go back in time, I would charge him 150$ for giving me this hai
[14:18] <dekkon> yeah, i still want it to look halfway nice but i couldnt ever get it to
[14:19] <Twin> god damn it
[14:19] <Twin> i hate these people who see faceplates and phone housings as the same thing
[14:20] <kitchen> they aren't?
[14:20] * kitchen chuckles
[14:22] * Twin pisses on kitchen's leg
[14:22] * ducklord knuckles
[14:26] * FlaVouR Cruckles?
[14:27] <ducklord> !
[14:27] <FlaVouR> yeah bitch
[14:30] <ducklord> [FraKC]Tu!
[14:31] <FlaVouR> [FraKC]Tu U!
[14:31] <pinin> IS THIS THE ONE LETTER GAME?
[14:31] <pinin> CHANGE ONE LETTER FROM THE PREVIOUS WORD AND PASS IT ON
[14:32] <pinin> truckles
[14:32] <FlaVouR> cunt
[14:32] <FlaVouR> oh
[14:32] <FlaVouR> wait thats wrong
[14:32] <pinin> cent
[14:32] <FlaVouR> wow you good at the internet
[14:33] <FlaVouR> he is shit tho that guy
[14:33] <pinin> shut
[14:33] <Rjx> Free Compaq Server Equipment, for Local Pickup in South Deerfield, MA:
[14:33] <Rjx> All systems are bootable and have Fedora Core 3 Linux installed.
[14:33] <FlaVouR> ok the game is over .. go back to your cells
[14:34] <Rjx> Quantities and specs:
[14:34] <Rjx> 4x Compaq Proliant 1500R rackmount server, 166MHz, 144-224MB RAM, 20-60GB disk
[14:34] <Rjx> 1x Compaq Proliant 1600R rackmount server, 2x300MHz, 256MB RAM, ? hard drives
[14:34] <Rjx> 1x Compaq Storage System, 8x9.1GB, Ultra SCSI-3
[14:34] <pinin> fame
[14:34] <Rjx> 1x Compaq Proliant 300 rackmount server, 90MHz, 144MB RAM, single 9GB hard driv
[14:34] <Rjx> 4x Compaq Proliant 800 tower server, from 350MHz - 2x450MHz, 192-256MB RAM, two
[14:34] <Rjx> 1x Compaq Proliant 850R, rackmount server, 200MHz, 160MB RAM, 2x4.1GB hard driv
[14:34] <pinin> no one wants shitty ass compaqs
[14:34] <pinin> i'll go in with a sledgehammer
[14:34] <FlaVouR> with their bespoke hardware configs
[14:35] <FlaVouR> FUCK YOU COMPAQ~
[14:35] <pinin> cardware
[14:35] <FlaVouR> ...
[14:35] <pinin> ..v
[14:35] <pinin> .v.
[14:35] <pinin> v..
[14:35] <pinin> .v.
[14:35] <pinin> ..v
[14:35] <pinin> .v.
[14:35] <pinin> v..
[14:35] * kitchen slaps pinin
[14:35] <ducklord> .v.
[14:35] <pinin> flaps
[14:35] <kitchen> ..v
[14:35] <ducklord> success for the norg!
[14:36] <FlaVouR> GO GO NORG!!
[14:36] <pinin> nork
[14:36] <FlaVouR> Pork
[14:36] <pinin> fork
[14:36] <FlaVouR> cork
[14:36] <pinin> corn
[14:37] <FlaVouR> porn
[14:37] <pinin> port
[14:37] <Rjx> sort
[14:37] <GerbilWrk> oh dear lord, customer came in to make a payment
[14:37] <ducklord> soft
[14:37] <pinin> sift
[14:37] <kitchen> croft
[14:37] <GerbilWrk> and he's going on about folk music and renaissance music
[14:37] <pinin> only 1 letter!
[14:37] <kitchen> oh
[14:37] <ducklord> you suck at the internet, kitchen
[14:37] <kitchen> shite
[14:37] <ducklord> HKYHDS
[14:37] <kitchen> yea, I do
[14:37] <pinin> SIFT WINS
[14:38] <pinin> WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[14:38] <Tarkaan> rift.
[14:38] <Tarkaan> f that
[14:38] <kitchen> shit ?
[14:38] <pinin> only 1 letter can be replaced
[14:38] <Tarkaan> raft
[14:38] <ducklord> you did it again!
[14:38] <kitchen> or is that still 2 letters
[14:38] <kitchen> no
[14:38] <ducklord> daft
[14:38] <kitchen> i only replaced one
[14:38] <pinin> taft
[14:38] <kitchen> i moved the other
[14:38] <kitchen> tart
[14:38] <Tarkaan> dart
[14:38] <FlaVouR> kitchen == Teh SUX
[14:38] <Tarkaan> fart
[14:38] <pinin> fart
[14:38] <kitchen> cart
[14:38] <ducklord> of course we have numerous farts
[14:38] <Tarkaan> carp
[14:38] <pinin> mart
[14:38] <kitchen> card
[14:38] <pinin> lard
[14:38] <kitchen> tard
[14:38] <ducklord> lapd
[14:38] <kitchen> laps
[14:39] <Tarkaan> lol lapd
[14:39] <pinin> taps
[14:39] <kitchen> maps
[14:39] <pinin> saps
[14:39] <FlaVouR> faps
[14:39] <Tarkaan> fans
[14:39] <pinin> fats
[14:39] <ducklord> sups homes
[14:39] <kitchen> bans
[14:39] <kitchen> !bans
[14:39] <pinin> lol
[14:39] <kitchen> :(
[14:39] <pinin> bank
[14:39] <Tarkaan> wank
[14:39] <kitchen> rank
[14:39] <ducklord> yank
[14:39] <pinin> tank
[14:39] <kitchen> tark
[14:39] <pinin> fark
[14:39] <Rjx> <@notdexter> http://media.snuffx.com/x/x-8erbgj65ggrhj6/may2/snuffx-dot-c
[14:39] <Rjx> m-myth-of-black-men-revealed.jpg (nws)
[14:39] <kitchen> bark
[14:39] <pinin> bart
[14:40] <Tarkaan> barn
[14:40] <haxort0sh> warn
[14:40] <kitchen> darn
[14:40] <Rjx> * http://media.snuffx.com/x/x-8erbgj65ggrhj6/may2/snuffx-dot-com-myth-of-black-
[14:40] <FlaVouR> am I going to regret clicking that
[14:40] <pinin> damn
[14:40] <haxort0sh> damp
[14:40] <Tarkaan> dame
[14:40] <kitchen> tame
[14:40] <Tarkaan> lame
[14:40] <kitchen> game
[14:40] <pinin> fame
[14:40] <kitchen> same
[14:40] <Tarkaan> exactly
[14:40] <pinin> sale
[14:40] <Tarkaan> sane
[14:40] <kitchen> salt
[14:40] <FlaVouR> WHWERE THE HELL DID THAT GUY GO TO GET A COCK THE SIZE OF A SMALL COUNTRY&g
[14:40] <pinin> halt
[14:40] <Tarkaan> hall
[14:41] <pinin> fall
[14:41] <kitchen> hell
[14:41] <pinin> fell
[14:41] <pinin> ;x
[14:41] <FlaVouR> bell
[14:41] <Rjx> FlaVouR: ann summers?
[14:41] <kitchen> ball
[14:41] <pinin> sell
[14:41] <FlaVouR> Rjx true this
[14:41] <ducklord> FlaVouR: he made it
[14:41] <kitchen> sill
[14:41] <Tarkaan> bill
[14:41] <ducklord> pill
[14:41] <pinin> mill
[14:41] <haxort0sh> iilf
[14:41] <FlaVouR> with Duct tape and an old toilet roll?
[14:41] <ducklord> milf
[14:41] <pinin> milk
[14:41] <kitchen> silk
[14:41] <FlaVouR> surely they must be real words
[14:41] <Tarkaan> silt
[14:41] <ducklord> sick
[14:41] <kitchen> dick
[14:42] <pinin> lick
[14:42] <haxort0sh> pick
[14:42] <ducklord> pick
[14:42] <Tarkaan> freud
[14:42] <kitchen> puck
[14:42] <pinin> fuck
[14:42] <ducklord> suck
[14:42] <haxort0sh> duck
[14:42] <ducklord> :(
[14:42] <Tarkaan> luck
[14:42] <kitchen> muck
[14:42] <pinin> lurk
[14:42] <ducklord> tuck
[14:42] <pinin> tick
[14:42] <Tarkaan> turk
[14:42] <haxort0sh> turf
[14:42] <kitchen> turd
[14:42] <Tarkaan> turn
[14:42] <kitchen> burn
[14:42] <ducklord> !oh
[14:42] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:42] <Tarkaan> !oh
[14:42] <pinin> haha
[14:43] <kitchen> haha
[14:43] <FlaVouR> right motherfluckers
[14:43] <ducklord> we have multiple winners
[14:43] <FlaVouR> I am off to sleep
[14:43] <pinin> haha shit
[14:43] <kitchen> that was fun
[14:43] <FlaVouR> wish me luck
[14:43] <pinin> ;]
[14:43] <pinin> night flav
[14:43] <ducklord> good luck
[14:43] <ducklord> fuck
[14:43] <ducklord> suck
[14:43] <ducklord> duck
[14:43] <ducklord> etc
[14:43] <Rjx> gurn
[14:43] <FlaVouR> eh
[14:43] <kitchen> that reminds me of the game where you have to go around in a circle and use
[14:43] <kitchen> but you can't repeat words
[14:43] <kitchen> so you'd go like
[14:43] <kitchen> orange julius
[14:44] <kitchen> julias ceaser
[14:44] <kitchen> caesar salad
[14:44] <kitchen> etc
[14:44] <pinin> ah jea
[14:44] <ducklord> salad BURN
[14:44] <kitchen> we used to do that in the car
[14:44] <haxort0sh> burn victim
[14:44] <dekkon> burn victim
[14:44] <kitchen> rape victim
[14:44] <Tarkaan> anal rape
[14:44] <kitchen> RAPE BUS
[14:44] <dekkon> bus stop
[14:44] <Tarkaan> bus rape
[14:44] <haxort0sh> butt rape
[14:44] <pinin> WHAT HAVE I STARTED?
[14:44] <pinin> afk paper ;x
[14:44] <ducklord> butt rapes
[14:45] <Tarkaan> <pinin> WHAT HAVE I FTARTED?
[14:45] <kitchen> ducklord: can't reuse words
[14:45] <ducklord> paper cut
[14:45] <Tarkaan> shit I suck
[14:45] <kitchen> cut myself
[14:45] <ducklord> I was answering pinins question
[14:45] <daze> SHUT THE FUCK UP
[14:45] <daze> jesus im gettign a head ache from IRC
[14:45] <kitchen> haha
[14:45] <ducklord> no butt rape for you, then
[14:45] <kitchen> wah
[14:45] <Rjx_> maybe your brain is rattling about too much
[14:46] <ducklord> rattlebrain
[14:46] <daze> rjx hang over =/
[14:47] <ducklord> too much Rjx last night, ey?
[14:47] <daze> and i somehow broke my goddamn nail
[14:47] * dekkon changes topic to 'COME BACK TO US AMY, WE WERE ONLY KIDDING'
[14:47] <ducklord> no withnail for you last night, eh?
[14:49] <daze> what?
[14:49] <ducklord> sorry, my bag of jokes is now empty
[14:49] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:53] <ducklord> http://www.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2006/05/03/465194.html
[14:53] <ducklord> norwegian text, but internationally funny picture
[14:56] <Tarkaan> that's not actually a funny story
[14:56] <Tarkaan> he was a lil overweight, tripled in weight in like 10 years
[14:57] <haxort0sh> oh my god... is that a 10-inch nipple on his right (our left) leg bulge?
[14:57] <kitchen> good lord
[14:57] <kitchen> that's one huge leg
[14:59] <Tarkaan> I remember when I met majel barrett roddenberry at a convention
[14:59] <ducklord> I like the pose, though
[14:59] <ducklord> flyin' high!
[14:59] <ducklord> that man will never soar like an eagle
[14:59] <ducklord> that's for sure
[14:59] <pinin> ah i read about him but no pics
[14:59] <dekkon> http://lexington.craigslist.org/rnr/153459198.html
[14:59] <pinin> at least he's happy about i
[14:59] <pinin> t
[14:59] <Tarkaan> it's the only place you can say to a woman 'the makeup people do an awesome
[14:59] <dekkon> Shelly: I can not apologize enough for the whole “4 Fingers” incident. I sho
[14:59] <ducklord> he's getting free surgery now, pinin
[14:59] <ducklord> that's what the article is about
[15:00] <pinin> jea i know
[15:01] <pinin> I SAID I READ IT
[15:01] <ducklord> [23:58] <pinin> at least he's happy about i
[15:01] <ducklord> I thought you meant he was happy being a jabba the hut lookalike
[15:02] <pinin> he is smiling
[15:03] <Rjx_> you know
[15:03] <Tarkaan> baka da bula, solo.
[15:03] <Rjx_> even if that guy was hung like a donkey
[15:03] <Rjx_> his fat pad would make finding his own penis impossible
[15:04] <ducklord> the article says he has tied a piece of string to it
[15:04] <ducklord> so even with his enormous gut, he can do the helicopter
[15:04] <Rjx_> you lie
[15:04] <wind> +v <3
[15:05] <ducklord> :(
[15:05] <pinin> hahhaha ducklord
[15:05] <ducklord> I think [FraKC]Tu deserves +v
[15:05] <dekkon> calc 540 kg in lb
[15:05] <pinkboa> - 540 kilograms = 1190.49622 pound
[15:06] <wind> <33
[15:06] <ducklord> thank you very much, kind sir
[15:06] <ducklord> 5 bucks says I ping out anytime now
[15:07] <pinin> lol
[15:07] * Rjx_ changes topic to 'COME BACK TO US ARMY, WE WERE ONLY KIDDING'
[15:08] * pinin changes topic to 'COME BACK TO US ARMY, WE WERE ONLY KISSING'
[15:08] * jayme is now known as CANTCHAT
[15:08] * CANTCHAT is now known as jayme
[15:08] <pinin> sucks to be you
[15:10] <pinin> haha nice timeout ducklord
[15:10] <ducklord_> close, but no cigar
[15:10] <ducklord_> thanks
[15:10] <jayme> <3's
[15:10] <ducklord_> stupid neighbour with his stupid lousy wireless
[15:12] <dunz0r> ducklord_: you're using his connection?
[15:12] <ducklord_> :)
[15:12] <ducklord_> yeah
[15:12] <ducklord_> that's me in the corner
[15:12] <ducklord_> using his connection
[15:12] <Twin> shit i might have to go through the hell of updating to sp2
[15:14] <Twin> phone software not working is starting to become a constant theme here
[15:14] <Tarkaan> lock the taskbar..lock the taskbar...
[15:14] <ducklord_> bah, I hate everything
[15:14] <ducklord_> I went 2 weeks without internet before they finally fixed their shit
[15:14] <ducklord_> and then, 2 days later it's fucked again
[15:14] * varius is now known as var
[15:15] <dunz0r> Twin: get linux instead
[15:15] <ducklord_> so that's why I'm using my neighbours connection, dunz0r
[15:15] <Serena[T]> are you giving your neighbor some money?
[15:15] <ducklord_> no
[15:15] <Serena[T]> or at least some sexual favors?
[15:15] <ducklord_> he provides lousy service
[15:15] <ducklord_> I might offer some to his daughter
[15:15] <Serena[T]> so give lousy sexual services
[15:15] <Serena[T]> fair is fair
[15:16] <ducklord_> is there any other form of sexual services? ;(
[15:16] <dunz0r> ducklord_: ok, why don't get a connection of your own?
[15:16] <ducklord_> I have one
[15:16] <Serena[T]> ah i forgot why i was talking to, ;)
[15:16] <ducklord_> they upgraded it from 2mbit to 4mbit two weeks ago, and it has been fucke
[15:16] <Thero> hmm
[15:16] <dunz0r> if you have a connection of your own why not use that instead?
[15:16] <Thero> two weeks i get my diploma and my laptop.
[15:17] <ducklord_> are you dyslectic?
[15:17] <ducklord_> I said it doesn't work
[15:17] <ducklord_> I/they fixed it two days ago, but today it's acting up again
[15:17] <orge> http://img350.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lostmaggyver4sp.gif
[15:17] <haxort0sh> dsl or cable?
[15:17] <dunz0r> ducklord_: lawl no, but fairly tired :)
[15:18] <ducklord_> god only knows what I have now
[15:18] <ducklord_> dsl
[15:18] <kitchen> orge: bwahahahahaha
[15:19] <orge> lol
[15:19] <ducklord_> old
[15:19] * dunz0r has a crappy DSL line with 256KD bit/s
[15:19] * dunz0r cries a little
[15:19] <kitchen> KD?
[15:20] * haxort0sh hugs cable modem
[15:20] <pinin> hhaha orge
[15:20] <ducklord_> I have a crappy 4mbit
[15:20] <kitchen> same
[15:20] <kitchen> i could get 6mbit for like 20 bucks more
[15:20] <dunz0r> kitchen: typo
[15:20] <kitchen> but nah
[15:20] <kitchen> dunz0r: k
[15:21] <Serena[T]> haha, 14 seconds later
[15:22] <kitchen> 17:10:43 < kitchen> probably in whatever you're sending it
[15:22] <kitchen> err
[15:22] * kitchen slaps middle mouse button
[15:22] <Serena[T]> harder
[15:23] <jonathans> !olene
[15:23] * wind this jelly doesn’t taste like strawberry
[15:23] <kitchen> !olene
[15:23] * wind this jelly doesn’t taste like strawberry
[15:23] <kitchen> !olene
[15:23] * wind wriggles her nose
[15:23] <kitchen> !olene
[15:23] * wind you leave, and i'll kill myself
[15:23] <kitchen> !olene
[15:23] * wind gets back to her coding
[15:25] <pinin> !commercial
[15:25] <pinkboa> What do 42,000 dentists sell in their offices and has been tried by 15 mill
[15:25] <kitchen> !commercial
[15:25] <pinkboa> Want to make more money? Do you desire to work from home? The university of
[15:25] <kitchen> !commercial
[15:25] <pinkboa> AmeriDebt is a trusted, non-profit organization whose purpose is to elimina
[15:26] <kitchen> wtf
[15:26] <kitchen> how many triggers does pinkboa have anyways
[15:26] <pinin> prolly 50+
[15:26] <pinin> ;[
[15:26] <kitchen> and wind
[15:26] <Serena[T]> there's got to be some record
[15:26] <pinin> !y2k
[15:26] <pinkboa> "Violence in the music business will reach a new peak, when rapper 50 cent
[15:26] <ducklord_> !wind
[15:26] <wind> What'sa happenin' hott-stuff?
[15:26] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[15:26] <pinin> !conan
[15:26] <pinkboa> "Yesterday Congress voted to give President Bush the authority to use force
[15:26] <ducklord_> !homer
[15:26] <pinin> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[15:26] <pinin> whew there he goe
[15:26] <pinin> s
[15:26] <Serena[T]> <3
[15:26] <ducklord_> !deep
[15:27] <kitchen> I miss migas :(
[15:27] <ducklord_> ditto :(
[15:27] * kitchen changes topic to ' COME BACK TO US ARMY, WE WERE ONLY KISSING <-- rjx | we mis
[15:27] <Serena[T]> who's migas?
[15:27] <kitchen> josh's old bot
[15:27] <kitchen> he kicked ass.
[15:27] <ducklord_> an oldtimer that used to hang out here
[15:28] <Serena[T]> someone working on migas jr.?
[15:28] <Serena[T]> man, i need to kidnap a chiropractor and keep him in my basement
[15:28] <dunz0r> you should get megahal on you bots. gets hilarious after some time
[15:29] <dunz0r> *your
[15:29] <dekkon> !mitch
[15:29] <GerbilWrk> I was in a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box o
[15:29] <ducklord_> mitch who? hedburg or whatnot?
[15:29] * t3h- is now known as t3h-gr1m
[15:30] <dekkon> yes
[15:30] <ducklord_> he rocks
[15:30] <ducklord_> I've actually been trying to remember what his name was for the last week
[15:30] <dekkon> !commercial
[15:30] <pinkboa> What do 42,000 dentists sell in their offices and has been tried by 15 mill
[15:30] <dekkon> !commercial
[15:30] <pinkboa> What do 42,000 dentists sell in their offices and has been tried by 15 mill
[15:30] <ducklord_> thank you dr juan dekon
[15:30] <dekkon> ;[
[15:30] <dekkon> !commercial
[15:30] <pinkboa> Did you know Maxwell house tastes fresher than gourmet coffee? It even now
[15:31] <t3h-gr1m> Easy to open.
[15:31] <t3h-gr1m> Yeah, because opening a fuckin' can of coffee was so difficult before.
[15:31] <kitchen> I prefer the vacuum bags
[15:31] <dunz0r> < dunz0r> pikHAL: are you gay?
[15:31] <dunz0r> 00:31:05 <@pikHAL> dunz0r: Take me to the gay bar, i'm gonna take you
[15:31] <dunz0r> schweet bot :)
[15:32] <wind> it doesn't make sense
[15:32] <wind> i'm gonna take you to bugger off didn't i?
[15:32] <ducklord_> my mother was a saint!
[15:33] <dunz0r> wind: that's what happends when you learn to talk on IRC :)
[15:33] <dunz0r> -d
[15:35] <pinin> NICE GOING KILLING THE CONVO NEW GUY
[15:36] <dunz0r> :D
[15:36] <ducklord_> CONGRATULATIONS
[15:36] <dunz0r> I'm like the best in the world
[15:36] <dunz0r> does that ALL the time
[15:36] <dunz0r> even channels I've been hanging in for several years
[15:36] <ducklord_> I'm afraid to answer, your stupidity might rub off on me
[15:37] <dunz0r> :P
[15:37] <pinin> bahaha
[15:37] <dunz0r> I need sleep
[15:37] <dunz0r> night
[15:37] <dunz0r> *zz*
[15:38] <pinin> KILLED IT AGAIN
[15:38] <Sohcahtoa> In the song 3 Doors Down - Here Without You, he says "And tonight, its on
[15:38] <pinin> you sick fuck
[15:39] <Sohcahtoa> "I think about you baby, and I dream about you all the time...and tonight
[15:39] <ducklord_> you said the same thing about "barbie girl", Sohcahtoa
[15:39] <haxort0sh> you know, i've jerked off to that album dozens of times
[15:39] <haxort0sh> no joke
[15:39] <Sohcahtoa> ducklord_: Uh...no I didn.t
[15:39] * kitchen changes topic to 'COME BACK TO US ARMY, WE WERE ONLY KISSING <-- rjx | we miss
[15:39] <Sohcahtoa> HAHAH
[15:39] <ducklord_> victory
[15:39] <kitchen> !oh
[15:39] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!

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