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Session Start: Tue May 02 00:00:01 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <pinin> hmm i should sleep soon
[00:21] <Sohcahtoa> I'm gonna make love to your-asshole children!
[00:22] <andrew> in the wise words of the virgin mary--come again?
[00:23] <Kalamazoo> that seemed pretty straight-forward
[00:25] <Sohcahtoa> This land is your land, this land is my land, I'm an intellectual, you're
[00:26] <Sohcahtoa> You can't say "nuclear". That really scares me. Sometimes a brain can -
[00:28] <pinin> fuck, sleep
[00:30] <ducklord_> sounds like a plan
[00:33] * maru_ is now known as maru
[00:37] <Efreeti> what's good about bash/qdb
[00:37] <Efreeti> is that it could look like work
[00:37] <ducklord_> kind of like your mom
[00:44] <slave-zx> any mistress wana a slave?
[00:44] <ducklord_> success!
[00:45] <r3in> how long can you live without water?
[00:46] <ducklord_> a week or two?
[00:46] <maru> 3 days max
[00:46] <r3in> and without food?
[00:46] <Efreeti> generally, it's 2 days without water, 10 days without food
[00:47] <ducklord_> I disagree
[00:47] <r3in> how is it possible that people can fast for 40 days?
[00:47] <Efreeti> ducklord_, of course it depends
[00:47] <ducklord_> some of the IRA members that starved themselves in prison in the 80s live
[00:48] <maru> there's a general rule of 3 for survival
[00:48] <maru> 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food
[00:48] <maru> 3 min without oxygen to the brain, 3 seconds without atmosphere
[00:48] <r3in> by atmosphere you mean lack of pressure?
[00:49] <maru> you can go longer with training, or in extrunating circumstances
[00:49] <ScumFrog> damn it,
[00:49] <maru> yeah
[00:49] <ScumFrog> fucking cleaners unplugged my computer for there bloody hover
[00:49] <ScumFrog> :/
[00:49] <Rjx> at least yours didn't get a spongebath
[00:50] <r3in> by kelso
[00:50] <ducklord_> hello Rjx
[00:50] <Rjx> hello again my arch nemesis
[00:50] <r3in> i was thinking of locking myself in my closet/bathroom for a week
[00:50] <Rjx> for any particular reason?
[00:50] <ScumFrog> sit in the bath for a week
[00:51] <Rjx> haha
[00:51] <Rjx> you'd be one giant wrinkle
[00:51] <r3in> to see what its like
[00:51] <r3in> perhaps take a step towards enlightenment
[00:52] <ducklord_> you won't find enlightenment in the bathroom
[00:52] <ducklord_> but you might find it when you get out of the closet
[00:52] <Twinge-> s/enlightment/insanity
[00:52] <r3in> hmm
[00:52] <Rjx> sometimes they're one and the same
[00:52] <Rjx> i can tell you that on good authority
[00:52] <Rjx> or at least
[00:52] <Rjx> one is a precursor to the other
[00:52] <r3in> wast that doubly meant ducklord_?
[00:52] <ducklord_> yes
[00:52] <ducklord_> hidden zinger
[00:53] <ducklord_> crouching face
[00:53] <r3in> not exactly hidded
[00:53] <Rjx> :[
[00:53] <r3in> well, i think it would beat being locked in my closet where i would have to ur
[00:54] <Rjx> try the gerson diet
[00:54] <Rjx> usually used to treat cancer
[00:54] <ScumFrog> bah, brb
[00:54] <Twinge-> Rjx: True, probably. Fine line.
[00:55] <ducklord_> scumfrog might have cancer
[00:56] <Efreeti> cerebrate
[00:56] <Rjx> attempting to reinstall Xgl
[00:57] <Efreeti> I'm gonna have to get Photoshop here
[00:57] <Rjx> sometimes you gotta say hey
[00:57] <Rjx> i'm gonna fuck you softy
[00:58] <Efreeti> got a project to design a website for the company
[00:58] <Efreeti> well, a subdepartment of it
[00:58] <Rjx> how much do you know about modern web standards
[00:58] <Efreeti> like what
[00:59] <Rjx> i.e tableless layouts
[00:59] <Efreeti> I don't like tables?
[00:59] <Efreeti> I'm a design guy, mostly
[00:59] <Rjx> what about the kind you can eat
[00:59] <Rjx> vegetables
[00:59] <Efreeti> har har
[01:00] <Efreeti> most of them are good
[01:00] <Efreeti> i like paprika
[01:00] <Rjx> working design is something i can't seem to avoid
[01:00] <Kurin> Vegetables bite
[01:00] <Efreeti> I love photoshopping
[01:00] <Rjx> i always seem to end up doing it
[01:00] <Rjx> well i mean mainly in the text-editor-writing-html-and-css designing sense
[01:01] * Disconnected
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[01:01] * Topic is 'welcome to gee.kissu.es BETA - the only web 2.0 certified/compliant channel on
[01:01] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Mon May 0
[01:01] <Efreeti> I have written great pages in html
[01:01] <Efreeti> notepad
[01:01] <Efreeti> only
[01:01] <Efreeti> imho
[01:02] <Efreeti> I'm not so experienced with CSS yet
[01:02] <ducklord_> I wrote a letter to steven segal
[01:02] <Rjx> did you tell him to stop releasing music
[01:02] <Rjx> and spoiling our good memories of "under siege"
[01:03] <Efreeti> I have mainly only used it to repeat or avoid repeating of bg images, chang
[01:03] <ducklord_> yes
[01:03] <ducklord_> then he snapped my pen in half
[01:03] <Efreeti> transatlantic pen snapping?
[01:03] <Efreeti> cool
[01:04] <ducklord_> never underestimate the power of elderly fat men with a ponytail and a bl
[01:04] <Rjx> i need to learn to use tomcat with struts this week
[01:04] <andrew> <ducklord_> never underestimate the power of elderly fat men with a po
[01:04] <Rjx> hooray
[01:04] <andrew> that's the most profound thing i've ever heard
[01:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> <ducklord_> never underestimate the power of elderl
[01:04] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> <ducklord_> never underes
[01:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> <ducklord
[01:04] <andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> <duc
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <andrew> [3:05am] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 <
[01:05] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:
[01:05] <ducklord_> [10:04] <Rjx> 09:04 < andrew> [3:05am] <ducklord_> [10:
[01:05] <Rjx> i WIN
[01:05] <Rjx> this is pretty fucking hard on a console client
[01:05] <ScumFrog> zomg
[01:05] <Efreeti> I'm fat, i'm a man, i have a ponytail, i could have had a black belt, i wil
[01:05] <ducklord_> you always win, Rjx
[01:05] <Rjx> how fat are we talking
[01:06] <Efreeti> noticeably
[01:06] <ducklord_> john candy fat?
[01:06] <Efreeti> omg no
[01:06] <Efreeti> hum...
[01:06] <Efreeti> let me find someone to compare me to
[01:06] <ducklord_> to put it this way
[01:06] <Rjx> i think wind is our azn fatty
[01:06] <Rjx> weighing in at 280lbs
[01:06] <Rjx> !wind
[01:06] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[01:07] <ducklord_> jeek is also bragging about his chubbyness
[01:07] <Rjx> i think jeek holds the record here actually
[01:07] <ducklord_> !jeek
[01:07] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[01:07] <ducklord_> I think so too
[01:07] <maru> !lude
[01:07] <pinkboa> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[01:07] <Rjx> hey dude, don't summon the reaper
[01:08] <Rjx> many have come to a bad end that way
[01:08] <Efreeti> that guy in jackass
[01:08] <Efreeti> not preston lacy
[01:08] <ducklord_> hah
[01:08] <Efreeti> the guy who won the "spermathon"
[01:08] <ducklord_> sure about that?
[01:08] <Efreeti> with the glasses
[01:08] <Rjx> give us a weight estimate
[01:08] <ducklord_> your dad?
[01:08] <Rjx> so you can get into the rankings
[01:08] <Efreeti> i've lost weight recently
[01:09] <ducklord_> height, weight, gravitational pull
[01:09] <Efreeti> so i'm not sure, but i'm above 130 kg
[01:09] <ducklord_> aye
[01:09] <Rjx> calc 130kg in pounds
[01:09] <pinkboa> - 130 kilograms = 286.600941 pounds
[01:09] <Efreeti> i don't look it though
[01:09] <ducklord_> calc 130 kg in pounds
[01:09] <pinkboa> - 130 kilograms = 286.600941 pounds
[01:09] <ducklord_> that's about a wind and then some
[01:09] <Efreeti> i have more muscle mass
[01:09] <Rjx> it isn't fat, it's unemployed muscle!
[01:09] <ScumFrog> just puppy fat
[01:10] <ducklord_> you need to cut back on the puppies
[01:10] <ScumFrog> ;p
[01:10] <Efreeti> my height is, fairly accurate, 5' 10"
[01:11] <Rjx> 6'1 over here
[01:11] <ScumFrog> 6'4 is I
[01:11] <ducklord_> what is that
[01:11] <ducklord_> 188?
[01:11] <ducklord_> r j x
[01:11] <andrew> calc 6'1" in meters
[01:11] <andrew> or not
[01:11] <Rjx> calc 6 feet 1 inch in cm
[01:11] <pinkboa> - 6 feet 1 inch = 185.42 centimeters
[01:11] <andrew> ok
[01:11] <ducklord_> yeah, I think I remember this
[01:12] <ducklord_> you are 1-2 cm tallers than me
[01:12] <Efreeti> 5' 10" = 178cm
[01:12] <ducklord_> tallers..?
[01:12] <Rjx> i'm 11" taller than sara
[01:12] <andrew> i'm 6'1" too yay
[01:12] <Efreeti> calc 5 feet 10 inches in cm
[01:12] <Rjx> calc 11 inches in cm
[01:12] <pinkboa> - 5 feet 10 inches = 177.8 centimeters
[01:12] <pinkboa> - 11 inches = 27.94 centimeters
[01:12] <Rjx> means she can steal shit out of my pockets without me seeing
[01:12] <Efreeti> :D
[01:12] <Efreeti> a friend of mine is:
[01:12] <Efreeti> calc 203 cm in feet
[01:12] <pinkboa> - 203 centimeters = 6.66010499 feet
[01:12] <ScumFrog> now thats tall
[01:13] <Efreeti> calc 0.6601499 feet in inches
[01:13] <pinkboa> - 0.6601499 feet = 7.9217988 inches
[01:13] <ducklord_> a friend of mine is 180cm
[01:13] <Efreeti> 6' 8"
[01:13] <ducklord_> that's pretty awesome, wouldn't you agree?
[01:13] <Rjx> oh duh, you're Ifrit
[01:13] <ducklord_> hah
[01:13] <Rjx> different nick confused me
[01:13] <Efreeti> bwahaha
[01:13] <ducklord_> yeah, I just realized 5 minutes ago too
[01:13] <Efreeti> <- @work
[01:13] <ducklord_> when you said your weigh
[01:14] <Rjx> calc 4kg in pounds
[01:14] <pinkboa> - 4 kilograms = 8.81849049 pounds
[01:14] <ducklord_> I was about to mention that Ifrit has some chubbyness going on too
[01:14] <Rjx> that's how much i dropped last month
[01:14] <Rjx> preparing for the summer
[01:14] <Efreeti> :)
[01:14] <ducklord_> but then I realized you were Ifrit
[01:14] <Rjx> haha
[01:14] <ducklord_> I need to gain what you lose
[01:14] <ducklord_> to prepare for summer
[01:14] <Rjx> go for the protein shakes
[01:14] <Efreeti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ifrit
[01:15] <ducklord_> agreed
[01:15] <ducklord_> Tarkaan uses them to lose weight
[01:15] <Rjx> if i remember that picture correctly
[01:15] <Rjx> you could use some muscle mass
[01:15] <Rjx> although my main memory of that picture is your ex-girlfriend's sideboob
[01:16] <Rjx> i'm working on building up my arms a bit
[01:16] <Efreeti> You have to be very careful when losing weight if you don't want to lose yo
[01:16] <ducklord_> hah
[01:16] <Efreeti> eat correctly, lots of protein and vegetables
[01:16] <ducklord_> yeah, I could use some muscle mass
[01:16] <Rjx> been finally making use of hand-weights
[01:16] <ducklord_> but I'm so lazy :/
[01:16] <Rjx> that i've had for a while
[01:16] <ScumFrog> how did you lose so much? :/
[01:16] <ducklord_> I'm contemplating taking up swimming
[01:16] <Rjx> who
[01:16] <Efreeti> if there's anything i'd like to build up it would be my pecs or neck muscle
[01:16] <ScumFrog> you, Rjx
[01:16] <Rjx> eat less, exercise more
[01:16] <Kurin> genius!
[01:17] <ScumFrog> any particular foods?
[01:17] <Efreeti> eating less doesn't always help
[01:17] <Efreeti> not for everyone
[01:17] <ducklord_> laxatives are good
[01:17] <Rjx> i have a pedometer thing (hurrr pedo) that lets me know how much i walk in a da
[01:17] <Rjx> i make sure its at least 5 miles each day
[01:17] <Efreeti> i recently got one of those too
[01:17] <Efreeti> calc 5 miles in km
[01:17] <pinkboa> - 5 miles = 8.04672 kilometers
[01:17] <Rjx> 3 decent meals, plenty of fruit
[01:17] <andrew> i tried to get one of those free ones
[01:17] <Rjx> the free ones suck
[01:17] <andrew> but they closed the deal :(
[01:17] <Kurin> Ever since I've stopped having pizza every night and instead have mostly brea
[01:17] <Rjx> they run out battery after about 2 days of proper use;[
[01:17] <ducklord_> the security guard stopped you, andrew?
[01:17] <andrew> yeah but it's still free and free stuff is cool
[01:18] <Rjx> Kurin: yeah, i've found that
[01:18] <Efreeti> i try to get something to eat every 3-4 hours
[01:18] <andrew> ducklord_; touché
[01:18] <Rjx> its like my stomach has shrunk, i can't eat as much
[01:18] <Rjx> also ScumFrog
[01:18] <ScumFrog> i found that eating a good breakfast made me less hungry tyhrough the day
[01:18] <ducklord_> I eat potato chips
[01:18] <Rjx> there are these ryvita snack things
[01:18] <ScumFrog> *throughout
[01:18] <Rjx> that are really not bad for you
[01:18] <Rjx> and taste awesome
[01:18] <ScumFrog> oh man I hate them :/
[01:18] <Rjx> = good filler
[01:18] <Efreeti> potato chips are more unhealthy than candy, for the most part
[01:18] <Rjx> no these are flavoured snack things
[01:18] <Rjx> i tend to keep snack-a-jacks around too
[01:18] <ducklord_> I'm probably fat on the inside
[01:18] <ducklord_> because I eat mostly junk
[01:19] <Durandal_> rjx are you in the states or in limeytown
[01:19] <ducklord_> hoping to hit 30 before my hearts starts giving me trouble
[01:19] <Rjx> chav country till end of month Durandal_
[01:19] <ducklord_> my heart!
[01:19] <Rjx> then i'm back in the US
[01:19] <ScumFrog> I liike nutrigrains, but im not sure there all that good for you
[01:19] <ducklord_> my lovely lady heart
[01:19] <Efreeti> salt binds up fluids in your body, and the starch in potatoes, as well as t
[01:19] <Durandal_> dude
[01:19] <Durandal_> at work
[01:19] <Durandal_> i've met some chavs
[01:19] <Durandal_> and i fucking HATE THEM
[01:19] <Efreeti> chavs
[01:19] <Rjx> also thanks to medication weight gain i've had to drop about 80-90lbs over the
[01:19] <Efreeti> who the where what now?
[01:19] <Rjx> gotten used to doing it
[01:19] <Durandal_> the question is
[01:20] <Durandal_> how did they afford to go to disney world
[01:20] <Rjx> haha
[01:20] <Rjx> rich parents
[01:20] <Durandal_> ah
[01:20] <ducklord_> define chavs
[01:20] <Efreeti> chav = flipped collar, frosted hair, gold chain white kids?
[01:20] <Rjx> url wikipedia chav
[01:20] <ScumFrog> wankers :/
[01:20] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia chav": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
[01:20] <Durandal_> also some english people are very very difficult to understand
[01:20] <Rjx> yeah
[01:20] <Durandal_> such thick accents
[01:20] <ducklord_> I used to think it was someone that drove around in a pimped up crap car
[01:20] <Rjx> usually when people talk about british accents
[01:21] <Rjx> they mean london
[01:21] <Durandal_> and i feel dumb when i ask them to repeat themselvs
[01:21] <Rjx> anything outside there tends to be much harder to understand
[01:21] <Rjx> london accents are more international
[01:21] <ScumFrog> not like us here up north
[01:21] <ScumFrog> yorkshire folk
[01:21] <Rjx> ye dinnae ken what yer talkin bout ye radge cunt
[01:21] <Efreeti> there is concidered to be different accents for different parts of london?
[01:21] <Durandal_> yeah
[01:21] <Durandal_> fuck that shit
[01:21] <Rjx> yeah Efreeti
[01:21] <Durandal_> dude rjx
[01:22] <ducklord_> that sounded scottish almost
[01:22] <Durandal_> there was this family i was talking to
[01:22] <Efreeti> scottish is the shit
[01:22] <Durandal_> and they commented on the turkey legs we sell in the park
[01:22] <ducklord_> agreed
[01:22] <Durandal_> and i said why do you think turkey is so bad
[01:22] <tasty-shi> you sell turkey legs in the park?
[01:22] <Efreeti> i have a blast listening to scottish people
[01:22] <Durandal_> and he explained that every christmas english people eat turkey
[01:22] <Efreeti> cool shit
[01:22] <Rjx> i hope this story doesn't touch on haggis
[01:22] <Durandal_> and they hate it
[01:22] <Rjx> haha
[01:23] * tasty-shi is now known as tasty-ass
[01:23] <Durandal_> and i asked him why do you eat turkey when you make it sound like such a
[01:23] <Efreeti> har har
[01:23] <Durandal_> and he said because it's traiditon
[01:23] <Durandal_> i told him it that was a stupid reason do anything
[01:23] <Durandal_> *to do
[01:23] <Durandal_> he did say that turkey curry is good
[01:23] <Rjx> not everyone hates turkey
[01:23] <Rjx> and other parts of christmas lunch/dinner are good
[01:23] <Durandal_> yeah
[01:24] <Rjx> and then everyone says they're going to watch the queen's speech
[01:24] <Efreeti> norgs eat stickmeat or ribs for christmas
[01:24] <Rjx> and falls asleep during the bond movie marathon
[01:24] <Durandal_> he said the worst part of turkey is that it lasts forever
[01:24] <Durandal_> so weeks after xmas you eat nothing but turkey
[01:24] <Efreeti> stickmeat is essentially ribs, just made quite differently
[01:24] <Rjx> if you see a scottsman again
[01:24] <Rjx> ask him about haggis
[01:24] <Durandal_> what
[01:24] <Rjx> url wikipedia haggis
[01:24] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia haggis": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haggis
[01:24] <Durandal_> i have not had the pleasure of talking to a scotsman
[01:25] <Durandal_> i have spoken to several irish folk
[01:25] <Durandal_> and they are nice
[01:25] <Durandal_> man
[01:25] <Rjx> Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredi
[01:25] <Durandal_> this one british kid
[01:25] <Efreeti> ireland is great
[01:25] <Durandal_> arounf 17 years old i think
[01:25] <Rjx> yeah i like the irish
[01:25] <Efreeti> i have a friend who studies in dublin
[01:25] <Durandal_> he was telling me how lucky americans have it when it comes to getting a
[01:25] <Durandal_> and how he has to pay thousands on car insurance
[01:25] <Rjx> yeah
[01:25] <Durandal_> and taxes, etc
[01:25] <Efreeti> yeah
[01:25] <Efreeti> same here
[01:26] <Durandal_> and like how the eu wants to out rfid tags on all cars so they can track
[01:26] <Rjx> road tax
[01:26] <Durandal_> and london is infested with hidden cameras
[01:26] <Efreeti> yes
[01:26] <Rjx> which would be a replacement for fuel tax, essentially
[01:26] <Efreeti> yes
[01:26] <Rjx> you're taxed more if you travel on more congested roads
[01:26] <Efreeti> Rjx, what's the price of fuel over thar
[01:26] <Efreeti> petrol
[01:26] <ScumFrog> too much
[01:26] <Rjx> about $7 USD per gallon right now
[01:26] <Durandal_> hah
[01:26] <Rjx> i mean that's not a huge change
[01:27] <Efreeti> tbh it's easier to convert quid to kroner than dollars
[01:27] <Rjx> haha alright
[01:27] <Rjx> £4 per gallon
[01:27] <Efreeti> kweh
[01:27] <Efreeti> calc 1 gallon in liters
[01:27] <pinkboa> - 1 US gallon = 3.7854118 liters
[01:27] <Rjx> people are used to high petrol prices though
[01:27] <Durandal_> i explained to the british kid that the difference between europe and ame
[01:27] <Durandal_> while in america it is essential
[01:27] <Rjx> well there's a reason for that
[01:27] <Efreeti> calc 44/3.7
[01:27] <Durandal_> with the exception of some large metropolitan areas
[01:27] <pinkboa> - 44 / 3.7 = 11.8918919
[01:28] <Efreeti> ok, it's about the same here
[01:28] <Rjx> the travel infrastructure was built for precisely that reason
[01:28] <Efreeti> prices
[01:28] <Durandal_> yeah america is a huge fucking country
[01:28] <Rjx> it didn't just happen to fall into place
[01:28] <Rjx> well dude, europe is fucking huge
[01:28] <Rjx> and you can get pretty much anywhere in it by train
[01:28] <Efreeti> hueg
[01:28] <ScumFrog> yah
[01:28] <Durandal_> eh
[01:28] <Durandal_> how much of europe is still relatively undev eloped
[01:28] <andrew> you've also been there since like 4000 BC ?:(
[01:28] <Efreeti> interrail
[01:28] <Rjx> everyone is flipping out over there right now because you guys aren't used to h
[01:28] <Rjx> driving around SUVs and complaining about paying $3 a gallon
[01:29] <Durandal_> no everyone is flipping out right now because people are used to driving
[01:29] <Efreeti> Durandal_, define underdevelloped
[01:29] <Rjx> if people bought fuel efficient cars
[01:29] <andrew> yeah uh
[01:29] <Durandal_> as in not settled or farmed
[01:29] <Rjx> it wouldn't be so much of a problem
[01:29] <Durandal_> just land out there
[01:29] <Efreeti> quite a bit
[01:29] <Rjx> everyone here buys the smallest and most fuel efficient cars possible for the m
[01:29] <Efreeti> 40-50%
[01:29] <sxh> man
[01:29] <Rjx> over there i see people driving the most insane shit
[01:29] <sxh> a huge two inch long cockroach
[01:29] <Efreeti> probably more
[01:29] <Rjx> i can't even imagine how low the MPG is
[01:29] <sxh> just crawled down my wall
[01:29] <Durandal_> the gas problem can't be solved soleyl with fuel effcient cars you know
[01:29] <sxh> i attempted to catch it
[01:30] <sxh> but it scuttled away
[01:30] <Rjx> no, it's too late now
[01:30] <ducklord_> man
[01:30] <Rjx> should've done something about it years ago
[01:30] <Durandal_> snow that's because you are a beaner ok
[01:30] <ducklord_> cockroaches are the nastiest thing ever
[01:30] <sxh> and i heard the squishy sound of its body parts being crushed
[01:30] <Efreeti> we don't have cockroaches in norgland
[01:30] <Durandal_> snow was there a big rally in austin yesterday
[01:30] <sxh> yes
[01:30] <Efreeti> we have coffe beetles and shit
[01:30] <ducklord_> luckily
[01:30] <Efreeti> yeah
[01:30] <Efreeti> well, they have them in oslo and stuff
[01:30] <ducklord_> I have no problem with snakes, lizards, mice or whatnot
[01:30] <Efreeti> some places
[01:30] <sxh> next time i see it i'm going to drown the fucker
[01:30] <Rjx> http://www.parres.com/john/images/Si%20Se%20Puede%2001%20May%2006/images/img_42
[01:30] <ducklord_> but huge fucking bugs freak me out
[01:30] <Efreeti> yesh
[01:31] <Durandal_> there was a large rally in orlando over that shit
[01:31] <Durandal_> the immigration shit
[01:31] <sxh> you know cockroaches can't survive drowning?
[01:31] <Efreeti> i caught a 0.8 inch coffee beetle last year
[01:31] <andrew> do you remember the riots in gothenburg in the summer of 2001, boy we sure h
[01:31] <ducklord_> haha
[01:31] <ducklord_> what is that, Rjx?
[01:31] <Durandal_> you know a lot of things can't survive drowning snow
[01:31] <Efreeti> 0.5 inch wide
[01:31] <Rjx> from the pro-immigrant rally yesterday
[01:31] <Efreeti> fucking hueg
[01:31] <Durandal_> that's basically the meaning of the word drownin
[01:31] <Rjx> was on the boingboing front page
[01:31] <ducklord_> This is my work shirt that has my sweat
[01:31] <Rjx> going to try and get Xgl up and running, brb
[01:31] <Durandal_> death by asphixiation due to total submersion in a liquid
[01:31] <Efreeti> i captured it in a pringles box and had it until it got petrified
[01:32] <Efreeti> i didn't dare to open the box
[01:32] <Efreeti> it was _hueg_
[01:32] <ducklord_> understandably
[01:32] <Efreeti> the size of half a grape
[01:32] <ducklord_> I remember when I was in Rhodos some years ago
[01:32] <Efreeti> a reasonably big grape
[01:32] <Durandal_> when i am bored at work i go on moth killing crusades
[01:32] <Durandal_> i spray them down with asepticare
[01:33] <Durandal_> which is basically alcohol with some other shit
[01:33] <ducklord_> and we were going back to the hotel, walking along this backroad with lit
[01:33] <Efreeti> i remember when i moved into a new house in '96
[01:33] <ducklord_> there was a streetlight for every 50 meters or so
[01:33] <ducklord_> and everytime I passed under one, the ground was fucking moving
[01:33] <Efreeti> there was a house fly infestation
[01:33] <ducklord_> there were hundreds of HUGE bugs crawling around
[01:33] <ducklord_> and I freaked out and started running
[01:33] <Efreeti> i filled a vaccuum cleaner with them
[01:33] <Efreeti> fuck
[01:33] <ducklord_> and could hear a squishing noise with every step
[01:34] <Efreeti> i cou...
[01:34] <Efreeti> UUUHGHGH
[01:34] <ducklord_> man, I've never been that freaked out
[01:34] <Efreeti> i couldn't handle that
[01:34] <Efreeti> you know what scares me about bugs?
[01:34] <ducklord_> the nastiest thing was
[01:34] <Efreeti> they have no personality :S
[01:34] <ducklord_> outside the hotel, there was a dead bug
[01:34] <Efreeti> and they come in hordes
[01:34] <ducklord_> it had to have been like 4-5 cm
[01:34] <Durandal_> ok faggots time for sleep
[01:34] <Durandal_> hey snow
[01:34] <Durandal_> mages are fun
[01:34] <ducklord_> and it had smaller bugs crawling out of it's stomach
[01:34] <Efreeti> even arachnids have personalities, somewhat
[01:35] <Efreeti> OMG
[01:35] <Durandal_> also mages are like the best grind class
[01:35] <Efreeti> stop fucking writing now mang
[01:35] <Durandal_> after hunters
[01:35] <andrew> hmm
[01:35] <ducklord_> agreed
[01:35] <Efreeti> THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING
[01:35] <andrew> my friend is crazy scared of spiders and one was in his bathroom
[01:35] <ducklord_> hah
[01:35] <andrew> and he like smashed it and all these baby spiders came out of it
[01:35] <ducklord_> haha
[01:35] <andrew> and started going everywhere
[01:35] <ducklord_> nice
[01:35] <andrew> he freaked the fuck out
[01:35] <andrew> so i grabbed lysol and sprayed them with it
[01:35] <andrew> and set the bathroom on fire
[01:35] <Efreeti> wtf
[01:36] <ducklord_> my ex is also afraid of spiders, and she also had one in her bathroom
[01:36] <ducklord_> so she built a trap for it and stayed out of there for like two days
[01:36] <ducklord_> and I came over to see her trap
[01:36] <Efreeti> there are only two kind of spider I can't handle
[01:36] <ducklord_> man, how I did laugh
[01:36] <andrew> this was a brown recluse i think
[01:36] <ducklord_> she had filled a bowl with some kind of soap, and put in some honey
[01:36] <andrew> hahahaha
[01:36] <ducklord_> and built like a ramp so the spider could get into the bowl
[01:36] <andrew> what the fuck
[01:37] <andrew> it's not a fucking flea
[01:37] <ducklord_> surprisingly, it didn't work
[01:37] <ducklord_> I caught it and killed it within 2 minutes though
[01:37] <Efreeti> one is female european garden spiders
[01:37] <andrew> i hope she was hot because she has to make up for being a dumbass somehow
[01:37] <Efreeti> the other is those coin-sized small spiders that you barely see and then it
[01:37] <ducklord_> she's pretty good looking
[01:38] <ducklord_> oh, Efreeti, you know "kingelor"?
[01:38] <ducklord_> or what do you call them?
[01:38] <Efreeti> european garden spider = korsedderkopp
[01:38] <Efreeti> araneus diadematus
[01:39] <ducklord_> what the
[01:39] <ducklord_> well
[01:39] <Efreeti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Araneus_diadematus.jpg
[01:39] <ducklord_> yeah, that one is nasty
[01:39] <Efreeti> the ones with the fat bodies are the female ones
[01:39] <Efreeti> i hate them
[01:39] <Efreeti> the male ones with the thin bodies are cool though
[01:39] <ducklord_> but what do you call the ones with a tiny body and like 2-3cm legs?
[01:39] <Efreeti> like daddy longlegs?
[01:39] <ducklord_> yes
[01:39] <Efreeti> they aren't spiders i think
[01:40] <andrew> i hate those
[01:40] <Efreeti> they are an insectiod anomaly
[01:40] <ducklord_> I went to the bathroom one day, before going to bed. I was tired as hell,
[01:40] <ducklord_> and something was tickling my face
[01:40] <Efreeti> they have one body part
[01:40] <andrew> eh
[01:40] <andrew> they have 8 legs
[01:40] <ducklord_> and I open my eyes, and this huge fucking spider is sitting on my chin
[01:40] <andrew> they look like a mite tbqh
[01:40] <ducklord_> with one leg in my mouth
[01:40] <ScumFrog> haha
[01:40] <ducklord_> man, I almost had a heart attack
[01:40] <ducklord_> I hate bugs
[01:40] <Efreeti> all real spiders have six legs and two body parts... daddy longlegs have 8
[01:41] <andrew> uh
[01:41] <andrew> spiders have 8 legs
[01:41] <andrew> insects have six
[01:41] <ducklord_> yes
[01:41] <Efreeti> yeah, i meant vice versa, sorry
[01:41] <ducklord_> arachnoids = 8
[01:41] <andrew> and insects have three body parts
[01:41] <andrew> you're dumb
[01:41] <ducklord_> your mom goes to college
[01:41] <andrew> also i'm sure they have two parts one is just a very small head
[01:41] <Efreeti> they don't afaik
[01:42] <andrew> ok i will take your word for it
[01:42] <Kurin> Can I just duck in to point out that you're arguing over information that can
[01:42] <andrew> but now i am curious as to their classification
[01:42] <andrew> so i will wiki it
[01:42] <Efreeti> ah
[01:42] <Efreeti> we are not thinking the same creature then
[01:42] <andrew> yes we are
[01:42] <ducklord_> THE INTERNET WILL SURELY HOLD THE ANSWER
[01:42] <Efreeti> just checked an image of daddy longlegs
[01:43] <ducklord_> I will celebrate by going to buy some pizza and smokes
[01:43] <ducklord_> c u l8r
[01:43] <Efreeti> daddy longlegs is a spider
[01:43] <andrew> later ducklord_
[01:43] * ducklord_ is now known as shopping
[01:43] <Efreeti> in norway we have theese spider-ish things with one body part
[01:43] <Efreeti> many different names for them, vevkjerring is one
[01:43] <Efreeti> webhag
[01:43] <andrew> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
[01:43] <andrew> that is it
[01:44] <Efreeti> yes, that one is far fucking bigger than the one i'm talking about
[01:44] <andrew> A macro picture of a harvestman, showing the almost fused arrangement of abd
[01:45] <Efreeti> the one i'm talking about has thin fucking legs, and one very small body pa
[01:45] <andrew> yeah dude
[01:45] <andrew> that's just a shitty picture of it
[01:45] <andrew> i promise you it's the same thing
[01:46] * s3_ is now known as _on
[01:46] <andrew> god i hate these so much http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly
[01:46] <Efreeti> like a body part the size of half a rice grain
[01:46] * _on is now known as s3_
[01:47] <ExZippo> hey fags
[01:47] <ExZippo> What's up
[01:47] <semus> ho
[01:51] <Efreeti> andrew: http://nml.uib.no/data/ut/bildearkiv/index.php?or_id=4003&bi_id=106
[01:53] <Efreeti> the bodies are as small as rice grains and the feet about 1.4 to 2 inches l
[01:55] <Efreeti> calc 96,45*37,5
[01:55] <pinkboa> - 96,45 * 37,5 = 3616,875
[01:55] <Efreeti> calc 96,45*37,5/5*4
[01:55] <pinkboa> - ((96,45 * 37,5) / 5) * 4 = 2893,5
[01:56] <Efreeti> calc 96,45*37,5/100*76
[01:56] <pinkboa> - ((96,45 * 37,5) / 100) * 76 = 2748,825
[02:01] <Efreeti> is OpenOffice Draw like Microsoft Visio?
[02:02] * shopping is now known as ducklord
[02:02] <ducklord> imdb blazing saddles
[02:02] <pinkboa> - 1 result; http://imdb.com/title/tt0071230/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHB
[02:06] <Kurin> "Both devices help you set a protective security policy that, Leitold suggest
[02:06] <Kurin> This guy is proposing ONLY to let images through vai email
[02:06] <Kurin> via
[02:29] <ScumFrog> why
[02:29] <ScumFrog> why are clients so stupid
[02:29] <ScumFrog> what is so hard to comprehend about sending print quality logos
[02:29] <ScumFrog> stupid people
[02:30] <ScumFrog> 400px x 400px at 72dpi is not print quality
[02:30] <ScumFrog> fewls
[02:31] <ExZippo> ScumFrog: IS MY 150 x 150 10DPI IMAGE BIG ENUF?
[02:31] <ScumFrog> yes that should be fine
[02:31] <ScumFrog> plz send it in gif format
[02:32] <ScumFrog> with 32 colour index
[02:32] <ScumFrog> fanks
[02:34] <ExZippo> CAN YOU PRINT MY ANIMATED GIF?
[02:35] <ScumFrog> yes, it will move on the paper
[02:35] <ScumFrog> like some sort of magic picture
[02:36] <ExZippo> AWESOME I NEED 15,000 COPIES IN AN HOUR
[02:37] <ScumFrog> would you like your logo text in COMIC SANS?!!one
[02:37] <ScumFrog> because its a really nice font!
[02:43] <Kurin> Man, this Colbert has balls
[02:43] <Kurin> I can't even read this transcript without getting squeemish
[02:43] <qoa> Url?
[02:43] <Kurin> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-durang/ignoring-colbert-part-tw_b_20130.h
[02:44] <qoa> Ty.
[02:48] <TMH_> awesome
[02:48] <TMH_> my shirt arrived
[02:48] <TMH_> it says
[02:48] <TMH_> "THE DUDE HAS GOT NO MERCY"
[02:48] <Kurin> achewood?
[02:48] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:52] <TMH_> kurin: yep
[02:52] <TMH_> <3333 achewood
[02:57] <ScumFrog> I'd never heard of Colbert before
[02:57] <ScumFrog> but wow
[02:57] <ScumFrog> thats pretty gutsy
[02:58] <ScumFrog> respect, yo
[03:10] <ExZippo> Holy jesus Colbert has balls
[03:12] <ScumFrog> indeed
[03:13] <Efreeti> http://bash.carr.no/default.asp?id=1826
[03:13] <ScumFrog> must of felt pretty strongly to say all taht
[03:13] <ScumFrog> *that
[03:13] <Efreeti> who can guess what "Pocket-tennis" is?
[03:13] <Efreeti> yes, Xebeche was me
[03:13] <ducklord> I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not
[03:13] <ducklord> I can probably guess, Efreeti
[03:13] <Efreeti> heheh
[03:13] <Efreeti> read it :P
[03:14] <Efreeti> "Samtale med en meget nysgjerrig fyr fra canada" means "conversation with a
[03:16] <ducklord> I think I've read it before
[03:17] <Efreeti> I submitted the #4 top quote on carr
[03:17] <ScumFrog> well done
[03:17] <ScumFrog> have a medal
[03:17] <Rendiew> ty
[03:17] <Efreeti> XD
[03:18] <ScumFrog> ;/
[03:29] <catnip> good morning
[03:30] <Efreeti> no
[03:30] <catnip> good night?
[03:30] <Efreeti> early afternoon
[03:31] <catnip> where?
[03:31] <catnip> its not even noon here
[03:31] <ScumFrog> lo
[03:31] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[03:31] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 9:20 AM BST on May 02, 2006
[03:32] <catnip> w valencia, spain
[03:32] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia,+spain"
[03:32] <catnip> bah
[03:32] <Efreeti> norgland, catnip
[03:33] <andrew> is that what norwegians call norway?
[03:33] <catnip> omg, you have days there?
[03:33] <Efreeti> negatory
[03:33] <andrew> oh then what is norgland
[03:33] <Efreeti> Norge
[03:33] <andrew> ok so what is norway
[03:33] <Efreeti> i don't know
[03:33] <andrew> what is norge
[03:33] <catnip> tought it was night night night, sunlight 5secs, night night night...
[03:33] <Efreeti> it's the ignorant englishman
[03:34] <Efreeti> who has made it sop
[03:34] <Efreeti> so
[03:34] <ScumFrog> english name for norway
[03:34] <Efreeti> like Russia
[03:34] <andrew> oh
[03:34] <andrew> is russia called vodkaland or something
[03:34] <ScumFrog> ha
[03:34] <Efreeti> no
[03:34] <andrew> what is it called
[03:34] <ScumFrog> vodkaandpotatoesrus
[03:34] <ScumFrog> land
[03:35] <catnip> emergingexcommunisteconomyland
[03:35] <Efreeti> germany
[03:35] <andrew> how about buttsland
[03:35] <andrew> germany is doucheland
[03:35] <Efreeti> deutschland
[03:35] <catnip> mailorderbrideland
[03:35] <andrew> look i know what i'm talking about here ok
[03:35] <catnip> andrew: its deutschland
[03:35] <Efreeti> and moscow, where in the brown hells did that come from?
[03:36] <catnip> mockba
[03:36] <Efreeti> it's moskva
[03:36] <andrew> look bro i know what the dirty germans want you to think
[03:36] <andrew> but it's really doucheland ok
[03:36] <andrew> showerland
[03:36] <catnip> ok :|
[03:36] <andrew> the french named it that because they actually shower there whereas in frogl
[03:36] <Efreeti> catnip, russian letters are different
[03:36] <andrew> cyrillic whee
[03:36] <catnip> and they are not dirty, they follow zee rules mmmk?
[03:36] <andrew> look stinky and dirty are two different things
[03:37] <catnip> c=s in cyrilc
[03:37] <andrew> also efreeti what is the capital of norgland
[03:37] <catnip> thats easy
[03:37] <Efreeti> like "NO" in russian... it's spelled "HÉT" but is pronounced "NJET"
[03:37] <catnip> oslo
[03:37] <andrew> so it's norway
[03:37] <Efreeti> Oslo, yes
[03:37] <Efreeti> but it wasn't always so
[03:37] <andrew> ok i don't see what the big deal was
[03:37] <andrew> all you had to do was say "yeah norgland is norge is norway okay now shut up
[03:38] <catnip> ok, either way Im not from any of those parts
[03:38] <catnip> Im from a country thats even wetter than englad
[03:38] <catnip> land
[03:38] <andrew> where
[03:38] <catnip> belgium of course
[03:38] <andrew> hahaha
[03:38] <catnip> 20 days a year of semi clouded sunshine
[03:39] <catnip> sort of...
[03:39] <andrew> do you guys say it like brooks-eh-yuh
[03:39] <andrew> brussels
[03:39] <andrew> or bruxelles whatever
[03:39] <catnip> Im from the north, flemish side
[03:39] <andrew> is flanders a cool place to live
[03:39] <catnip> of course not! thats why Im living in spain
[03:40] <andrew> what's so good about spain?
[03:40] <catnip> altough being far from the dutch border is a downside from living here :|
[03:40] <catnip> the weather. full stop
[03:40] <andrew> ok
[03:40] <catnip> oh, and women
[03:41] <andrew> hmm
[03:41] <andrew> i like paler women more than dark haired spanish girls so i dunno
[03:41] <catnip> and cheap gas too
[03:41] <catnip> gas=petrol for you brits
[03:42] <Efreeti> something else i don't understand why is changed
[03:42] <Efreeti> even names of the bible
[03:42] <Efreeti> the apostles, for instance
[03:42] <Rjx> so that was a waste of a good hour or so
[03:43] <catnip> the apostles : sneezy, sleepy, graunchy....
[03:43] <ScumFrog> Rjx, what were you doing?
[03:44] <ScumFrog> or not as the case may be
[03:44] <catnip> Rjx was thinking about a new sexual disability for thero
[03:44] <Rjx> trying to get Xgl/compiz working again
[03:44] <andrew> how many does the poor guy have now
[03:44] <catnip> thero is currently a medical case, subject of study
[03:44] <ScumFrog> hes banned at the moment isnt he
[03:45] <ScumFrog> or something :/
[03:46] <Efreeti> like for instance
[03:46] <catnip> is he? why Rjx ?
[03:46] <catnip> oopsie, have to work for 5 mins, brb
[03:47] <Efreeti> jacob (yaqov) is called James in english bibles
[03:48] <andrew> i don't see how this is confusing to you
[03:48] <andrew> it's called anglicization or something similar
[03:48] <andrew> Ifrit/Efreeti are the same way ok
[03:50] <Efreeti> mary and joe... joe? how about maryam and joseph?
[03:50] <Efreeti> joe...
[03:50] <andrew> um
[03:50] <Efreeti> it's the silliest of all, i think
[03:50] <andrew> it's mary and joseph
[03:50] <andrew> broseph
[03:50] <andrew> not joe
[03:50] <andrew> and miriam would be closer imho
[03:51] <Efreeti> i've never heard mary and joseph
[03:51] <Efreeti> it's always mary and joe when they are referred to or talked about
[03:51] <Efreeti> by amerikans
[03:52] <andrew> uh
[03:52] <ScumFrog> ...
[03:52] <andrew> you don't talk to americans much do you bro
[03:52] <ScumFrog> Ive never heard Joseph called Joe before
[03:52] <catnip> some men are such silly girly bitches...
[03:53] <Efreeti> i've never heard him called joseph in english before
[03:53] <catnip> the spectacle they put out over some tiny needle...
[03:53] <catnip> jeez
[03:53] <andrew> Efreeti you really don't talk to americans do you
[03:53] <andrew> you have no idea what the hell you're talking about
[03:53] <Rjx> isn't jesus an incorrect pronounciation to begin with
[03:53] <andrew> it's joshua iirc
[03:53] <catnip> yes Rjx it is
[03:54] <catnip> yeshua
[03:54] <Rjx> i would think at the time it'd be closer to isus
[03:54] <Rjx> pronounced e-sus
[03:54] <ducklord> some girl wrote "jesus <3 you :D" on my hand the other day
[03:54] <ducklord> she should've warned me she was christian before agreeing to write on my h
[03:55] <catnip> ducklord: did you slap her?
[03:55] <andrew> that's kinda retarded
[03:55] <ducklord> no
[03:55] <Efreeti> andrew, what are you trying to get to?
[03:55] <ducklord> I told her I was buddhist and left
[03:55] <andrew> if some girl did that i'd write "satan wants your ass" on her chest
[03:55] <andrew> Efreeti; i'm trying to tell you that americans or any other english speaking
[03:55] <catnip> I do lots of religious work
[03:56] <Efreeti> And I am telling you I have never encountered anything else
[03:56] <catnip> crosses, virgin (yeah right) mary's, scenes from the bible... etc
[03:56] <ducklord> what exactly is it that you do?
[03:56] <catnip> oh, Im a tattooist
[03:57] <ducklord> ah
[03:57] <catnip> and I do some body piercing too
[03:57] <Efreeti> what does me having talked to americans have to do with anything?
[03:57] <ducklord> as your fellow norg, Efreeti
[03:57] <ducklord> I just have to say that I disagree with you
[03:57] <ducklord> I've heard joseph more often than joe
[03:58] <catnip> Jose
[03:58] <catnip> like Mourimho ;)
[03:58] <catnip> nho*
[03:58] <Efreeti> would be nice if you just tried to make your point without coming with some
[03:59] <Efreeti> i haven't said I'm right, i'm just saying what i have heard and read
[04:00] <ducklord> :(
[04:01] <Efreeti> but you know it is true that in english a lot of names (not just biblical)
[04:02] <Efreeti> and pronounciations that are totally different from the actual ones
[04:02] <Twin`> what's the debate now?
[04:02] <Efreeti> i don't know
[04:02] <catnip> ah Jesus, the david copperfield of his time, still getting peopleo to fight
[04:03] <Efreeti> what are you talking about, catnip?
[04:03] <andrew> um
[04:03] <catnip> Jesus
[04:03] <Efreeti> who has talked about Jesus?
[04:03] <andrew> Efreeti they're changed because it's hard for our forked american tongues to
[04:03] <catnip> you are talking about his entourage
[04:03] <andrew> we americanize/anglicize them so that we can pronounce them
[04:03] <Efreeti> I was talking about changes of spelling and pronounciation
[04:03] <Rjx> jesucular
[04:03] <andrew> ...
[04:03] <andrew> i just told you why
[04:03] <Efreeti> in everything
[04:04] <andrew> we're making it more familiar so we can pronounce it
[04:04] <andrew> jesus christ man it isn't hard to understand
[04:04] <Efreeti> who are you talking to now, andrew?
[04:04] <catnip> leave the americans alone... they have their own problems
[04:04] <andrew> i'm hoping this is just a language barrier
[04:06] <Efreeti> what is?
[04:06] <andrew> either my inability to understand what the hell you're going on about or vic
[04:06] <Efreeti> One, what are you having trouble understanding?
[04:07] <Efreeti> Two, how does that constitute a language barrier?
[04:07] <Rjx> i'm not totally understanding what andrew is complaining about
[04:08] <andrew> me either evidently
[04:08] <andrew> efreeti keeps going on about "why in english translations names are changed"
[04:08] <Efreeti> i started with the names of cities and countries, mind you
[04:08] <andrew> and my response was that we change it so it is easier to pronounce
[04:08] <Thuryn> in *any* translation, names are changed
[04:09] <andrew> to make it more familiar, etc
[04:09] <ducklord> well, we sort of do that too, Efreeti
[04:09] <Efreeti> not as much
[04:09] <Thuryn> not because it's more familiar, but because people are lazy
[04:09] <andrew> uh
[04:09] <andrew> ok bro
[04:09] <Efreeti> who create something new and add confusion if you are lazy?
[04:09] <andrew> it's not new
[04:10] <Efreeti> why not just keep it simple?
[04:10] <andrew> it's the english version of the same name
[04:10] <Rjx> i'm going to punch you all in a minute
[04:10] <andrew> it is simple
[04:10] <catnip> I'm not used to this profound debates in irc :\
[04:10] <Rjx> i'd imagine in the case of the bible, preserving the original names would be of
[04:10] <Efreeti> ok, here's a pronounciation example
[04:10] <Rjx> when your lord and savior descends from heaven to save the righteous
[04:10] <Rjx> and you start calling him jesus
[04:10] <Efreeti> sokrates, plato and aristoteles
[04:11] <Rjx> he'll look at you in a "wtf? bai" way
[04:11] <andrew> lmao rjx
[04:11] <catnip> LOL
[04:11] <Efreeti> in english it's sow-crates, play-dough and arry-stottle
[04:11] <andrew> ...
[04:11] <andrew> no it's not
[04:11] <andrew> lmao
[04:11] <andrew> it's sock-ruh-tees
[04:11] <andrew> play-toe
[04:11] <Efreeti> just as wrong
[04:11] <andrew> and air-uh-stoh-tull
[04:12] <andrew> who are you to say
[04:12] <catnip> harry stutters
[04:12] <andrew> do you speak fucking greek?
[04:12] <andrew> not only greek
[04:12] <andrew> but ancient greek
[04:12] <Thuryn> andrew
[04:12] <Thuryn> you are officially annoying
[04:12] <Efreeti> ancient greek, yes
[04:12] <Efreeti> latin too
[04:12] <Rjx> you're going to be the first to get punched in the mouth andrew
[04:12] <Efreeti> for your information
[04:12] <andrew> lol
[04:12] <Efreeti> antient greek and modern greek are hardly different
[04:12] * catnip hands the boxing gloves to Rjx
[04:12] <Efreeti> ancient*
[04:13] <andrew> how do you know for sure that you know that you're pronouncing the words the
[04:13] <catnip> Rjx: gumshield?
[04:13] <Efreeti> andrew, because i know the language.
[04:13] <andrew> ok bro
[04:14] <Efreeti> not so much as i can translate it
[04:14] <Efreeti> i'll give you that
[04:14] <Efreeti> same with japanese
[04:14] <Efreeti> i can still pronounce it
[04:14] <andrew> i'm trying to think of a completely american name and word and i want you to
[04:14] <andrew> and i will tell you if you're pronouncing it correctly or not
[04:14] <catnip> cheeseburguer
[04:14] <Rjx> nuclear
[04:14] <catnip> kuckular
[04:14] <andrew> hahahaha
[04:14] <Rjx> *nucular
[04:15] <ducklord> andrew speaks english very well
[04:15] <catnip> nukular
[04:15] <andrew> yeah boy
[04:15] <Efreeti> english is different for me
[04:15] <Rjx> i still find american english a little tough at times
[04:15] <andrew> you mean "he speak that there english pretty good hyuck hyuck"
[04:15] <ducklord> I'll give you 10 years to study norwegian
[04:15] <Efreeti> there, my accent will come into play
[04:15] <andrew> Efreeti; we have accents, too
[04:15] <catnip> manual gearshift on cars : SAY that in american!
[04:15] <ducklord> and if you can speak so fluently that I won't understand that you're infac
[04:16] <ducklord> I'll give you 1000$
[04:16] <Efreeti> what is english without an accent?
[04:16] <Rjx> y'all be up in my grill
[04:16] <Efreeti> have you ever met an accentless english speaker?
[04:16] <andrew> ...
[04:16] <ducklord> I met your mom
[04:16] <ducklord> but she's really more of a screamer
[04:16] <andrew> have you ever met an accentless german speaker?
[04:16] <ducklord> ziiiiiing
[04:16] <Rjx> haha ducklord ;[
[04:16] <andrew> or an accentless norwegian speaker?
[04:17] <Efreeti> accentless norwegian, no
[04:17] <Efreeti> accentless german, maybe
[04:17] <andrew> no, you haven't
[04:17] <andrew> because austrians speak german, too
[04:17] <andrew> and they speak it differently
[04:17] <catnip> and the swiss
[04:17] <andrew> thus the people that speak german the way you are used to speak german with
[04:17] <ducklord> FOREIGNERS SPEAK WITH AN ACCENT
[04:17] <ducklord> FLAWLESS VICTORY
[04:17] <andrew> everyone and everything has an accent
[04:18] <catnip> or in japanese frawress victoly
[04:18] <Efreeti> well
[04:18] <Efreeti> to say it like this
[04:18] <Efreeti> norwegian doesn't have accents, it has dialects
[04:18] <Efreeti> many and varied
[04:18] <andrew> Efreeti and what i meant about the language barrier earlier was perhaps you
[04:19] <andrew> i'm pretty sure that when most americans say accent, they mean dialect
[04:19] <catnip> brb - work
[04:19] <Efreeti> Do I come off as a person with little knowledge of the english language to
[04:20] <andrew> are you offended?
[04:20] <ducklord> I'm pretty sure Efreeti makes himself understood just as good as the avera
[04:20] <andrew> ducklord that's what i was about to say next
[04:20] <andrew> he's better than most
[04:20] <andrew> also you're better than he is
[04:20] <Efreeti> Sometimes i feel i can elaborate more eloquently in English than I can in N
[04:21] <andrew> okay
[04:21] <ducklord> showoff
[04:22] <andrew> hmm
[04:23] <Efreeti> I have never had a problem with the English language. I understood it fairl
[04:23] <ducklord> erm
[04:23] <ducklord> began
[04:24] <Efreeti> ah yes
[04:24] <ducklord> sorry ;[
[04:24] <andrew> pardon me, but your use is a little stilted and unnatural
[04:24] <andrew> that's what brought that conclusion to the fore, ok
[04:24] <ExZippo> "Mind controlling the horde mount vendors/trainers to get horde mounts. "
[04:24] <Efreeti> I chose to reformulate a word and forgot to adjust the rest of the sentence
[04:25] <ducklord> ok, give it a rest before someone breaks out the oxford dictionary and han
[04:25] <andrew> lmao
[04:25] <Efreeti> andrew, may be because i'm tired, i don't know
[04:25] <andrew> ducklord, i'm far too lazy for that, so i'd probably be the one getting a be
[04:25] <Efreeti> My vocabulary is quite extensive already.
[04:26] <ducklord> I know around 300 english words
[04:26] <ducklord> that's enough
[04:26] <andrew> i'm going to have to go along with ducklord there bro
[04:26] <ExZippo> I know five
[04:26] <Efreeti> I have an affinity for, and a deep interest in languages in general.
[04:27] <ExZippo> those ones
[04:27] <ExZippo> QUE?
[04:27] <ducklord> admit it, Efreeti
[04:27] <ducklord> you are using bablefish
[04:27] <ducklord> so you can..damn, word nr 301 :(
[04:28] <Efreeti> erre du babler om nå a
[04:28] <ducklord> kutt ut a
[04:28] <ducklord> hehe
[04:28] <andrew> his usage is too adept to be with babelfish
[04:28] <Rjx> du hast ein bratwurst
[04:28] <andrew> babelfish sucks too badly
[04:28] <ExZippo> QUE?
[04:28] <Rjx> mein pferd ist kaputt
[04:28] <ducklord> ich habe angst
[04:28] <Rjx> nein nein
[04:28] <ExZippo> I know five
[04:28] <andrew> ¿Qué carajos, hombre?
[04:28] <ExZippo> Those ones
[04:28] <ducklord> deine papiren juden, schnell!
[04:28] <Rjx> hahah
[04:29] <andrew> your something kids, something
[04:29] <Efreeti> Sie bist eine Brathuhn-arsloch
[04:29] <Efreeti> or something
[04:29] <Efreeti> i only took german for a year
[04:29] <andrew> sie müde, wenn ich deine wasser bin ?:(
[04:29] <ducklord> I took french for 5
[04:29] <ducklord> and I know shit
[04:29] <andrew> i've never taken german but i'd really like to
[04:30] <Efreeti> grammar was not my strong suit
[04:30] <andrew> i took french for 3, spanish for 5
[04:30] <Efreeti> french one, german one
[04:30] <Efreeti> studied latin, norse and japanese by myself
[04:30] <ducklord> you sound like an avid solitaire player, my good man
[04:31] <andrew> haha
[04:31] <Efreeti> I play freecell a lot
[04:31] <Efreeti> while watching movies i often have a freecell up
[04:32] <Efreeti> my victory percentage is 68% atm, iirc
[04:32] <Twin`> you clearly need to watch better movies
[04:32] <Efreeti> any recommendations?
[04:33] <andrew> i think pinin and i were talking about good movies the other night and both
[04:33] <andrew> maybe you should download it if you haven't seen it
[04:33] <Efreeti> Of course I have seen it
[04:33] <ducklord> most people agree to that
[04:33] <ducklord> downloading movies is a crime
[04:33] <Twin`> you saw it, but if you were playing freecell
[04:33] <Twin`> you clearly didn't watch it.
[04:33] <Efreeti> Yes it is a good movie, but it's lacking in review value
[04:33] <andrew> hahahaha
[04:34] <ducklord> I buy all my movies
[04:34] <andrew> Efreeti, i disagree
[04:34] <andrew> i watch it a lot and it's as hilarious each time
[04:34] <ducklord> hilarious..?
[04:34] <andrew> yeah
[04:34] <Twin`> i own 5 dvds
[04:34] <Twin`> if that
[04:34] <andrew> it's essentially a comedy, fyi
[04:34] <Twin`> 2, no 3 are actually full length
[04:34] <Efreeti> i've seen Fight Club about 4-5 times
[04:34] <Twin`> expand that number to 7 actually,
[04:35] <Twin`> 3 are real movies, the other 4 are 99 cent buys from walmart
[04:35] <ducklord> I own about 80
[04:35] <Efreeti> I own about 20
[04:35] <Rjx_> every movie i own i slowjacked from someone else
[04:35] <Efreeti> let me count
[04:35] <Twin`> now
[04:35] <Twin`> i own about 30-40 movies however
[04:35] <Efreeti> i have many VHSes still
[04:35] <ducklord> you're a tribute to the species, Rjx_
[04:36] <ducklord> I had like 40 VHSes, but they're all gone now
[04:36] <Rjx_> come to think of it
[04:36] <ducklord> save 3
[04:36] <Rjx_> most of my worldly posessions are the result of slowjacking
[04:36] <Rjx_> spell posessions
[04:36] <pinkboa> - possessions perhaps?
[04:36] <Rjx_> noted
[04:36] <andrew> oh my god
[04:36] <andrew> i've never heard the word "slowjacking" before
[04:36] <andrew> but i'm assuming it's borrowing something without returning it
[04:36] <Rjx_> yeah i only learned it a few days ago
[04:36] <ducklord> you've never seen softcore porn then
[04:36] <Rjx_> it fits perfectly
[04:36] <andrew> i like it
[04:37] <Rjx_> it's the act of borrowing things and dragging out the time you've had them
[04:37] <andrew> haha yeah
[04:37] <Rjx_> until the person you borrowed it from forgets you have it at all
[04:37] <andrew> i slowjacked an acoustic guitar
[04:37] <Efreeti> i have slowjacked 3 dvds
[04:38] <Twin`> i don't think i've ever really slowjacked anything
[04:38] <ducklord> I slowjacked a bukowski book a while ago
[04:38] <ducklord> but last night, the jig was up
[04:38] <Twin`> i mean i figure if i want it that bad, i might as well claim that i never had
[04:38] <Rjx_> my copy of "invisible monsters" was slowjacked;[
[04:39] <andrew> that sounds really familiar
[04:39] <andrew> invisible monsters does
[04:40] <andrew> like it's a subtitle of a movie or book or album or something i know by anot
[04:40] <ducklord> the quran!
[04:40] <Efreeti> i feel like watching Matrix: Reloaded and Revolutions again
[04:41] <ducklord> I've never seen any of them
[04:41] <ducklord> and I never will
[04:42] <Efreeti> why?
[04:42] <Efreeti> Keanu Reeves?
[04:42] <andrew> lol i gave my free quran away tonight
[04:42] <andrew> err... last night, rather
[04:43] <Efreeti> I don't completely understand why Keanu Reeves is looked down on
[04:43] <Efreeti> I have seen the Bill and Ted films
[04:43] <ducklord> I just don't want to see it
[04:43] <andrew> Efreeti have you seen My Own Private Idaho?
[04:44] <Efreeti> no
[04:44] <andrew> you should, it's pretty good
[04:44] <andrew> River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves
[04:44] <andrew> a few other guys
[04:44] <andrew> it's kinda queer, though
[04:44] <andrew> oh well
[04:45] <Efreeti> brokeback mountin'
[04:45] <catnip> broke my back in the mountain
[04:46] <Efreeti> I never found River Pheonix to be a particularly good actor
[04:46] <ExZippo> Kermit T Frog in: Croakback Mountain
[04:46] <Efreeti> phoenix
[04:46] <catnip> with so many good looking sheep, those two duds end up assramming eachother
[04:47] <catnip> so, they gave them teh oscars
[04:48] <catnip> they should do something along the same lines, but with women, and call it b
[04:48] <catnip> or the muff divers
[04:49] <catnip> now that I would watch
[04:49] * Zera hears the word muff
[04:50] <Efreeti> who are your favorite actors?
[04:50] <catnip> john holmes ranks pretty high
[04:50] <catnip> :D
[04:51] <catnip> jenna jameson too
[04:51] <Efreeti> who is that?
[04:51] <Efreeti> eh
[04:51] <catnip> OMG! You dont know who john holmes is?
[04:51] <Efreeti> Doesn't ring a bell, no
[04:51] <ducklord> 34cm wang
[04:51] <catnip> url john holmes
[04:51] <pinkboa> - "john holmes": http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/john
[04:52] <Efreeti> i don't want to know
[04:52] <catnip> hahahahaha
[04:52] <Rjx> In a 1989 Rolling Stone article, ex-wife Sharon recalled John's self-amazement
[04:53] <catnip> The most precise measurement ever given for the length of John Holmes' penis
[04:53] <Rjx> yeah looks like that was hype
[04:53] <Efreeti> any serious answers to my question?
[04:53] <catnip> 10' is a lot
[04:53] <catnip> Efreeti: im serious
[04:54] <Efreeti> he's not an actor
[04:54] <ducklord> porn actor
[04:54] <ExZippo> Your mum can only take 9' of mine before she screams in pain.
[04:54] <catnip> it meant a lot to me in my teenage years
[04:54] <ducklord> he's the guy boogie nights is about
[04:54] <ducklord> and some other movie
[04:54] <catnip> yap
[04:54] <Efreeti> boogie nights?
[04:54] <catnip> yes, with marky mark
[04:54] <catnip> mark walberg
[04:54] <ducklord> mark wahlberg
[04:54] <catnip> he plays holmes
[04:54] <Efreeti> never seen it
[04:55] <ExZippo> Snarky Mark
[04:55] <catnip> its a nice movie
[04:55] <catnip> burt reynolds is a potn tyconn on that one
[04:55] <catnip> porn*
[04:55] <catnip> well, pot too, and coke
[04:55] <Efreeti> Well, let me rephrase my question then
[04:56] <Efreeti> Who do people here see as great actors?
[04:56] <Efreeti> with acting skills?
[04:56] <Rjx> ron jeremy
[04:56] <catnip> YES!
[04:56] <catnip> ronnie ftw!
[04:56] <andrew> boogie nights is hilarious
[04:56] <andrew> neverland is the one about john holmes, i thought
[04:56] <Rjx> jestuh has met ron jeremy
[04:57] * meffie is now known as mef
[04:57] <ducklord> my favorite is johnny depp
[04:57] <ducklord> on a blind date, Rjx?
[04:57] <Rjx> http://www.adultvideonews.com/editch/images/comp1001.jpg
[04:57] <Rjx> nsfw
[04:57] <Rjx> dongtastic
[04:57] <Efreeti> Johnny depp, yes
[04:57] <Efreeti> but he is on everyones list, more or less
[04:58] <andrew> lmao rjx
[04:58] <Rjx> patrick stewart
[04:58] <Efreeti> ok, i'll name some of mine
[04:58] <andrew> i like ewan mcgregor sometimes
[04:58] <andrew> christian bale is cool in american psycho and the machinist
[04:58] <ducklord> I saw trainspotting again last night
[04:58] <ducklord> <3 ewan
[04:58] <andrew> yeah that's a great movie imo
[04:58] <mef> again??
[04:59] <ExZippo> Motherfucking Willian Shatner
[04:59] <ExZippo> n = m
[04:59] <ExZippo> DANNY CRANE
[04:59] <andrew> john holmes sure was fucking ugly
[04:59] <ducklord> yes, again
[04:59] <Serena[T]> w1 65201
[05:00] <Serena[T]> w 65201
[05:00] <ducklord> he fucked your mom? OH ZING
[05:00] <pinkboa> Weather for Columbia, Missouri (65201) Conditions & - Updated at 6:57 A
[05:05] <mef> wau http://www.watermat.org/buy.php
[05:06] * catnip is going for lunch
[05:06] <catnip> bbl
[05:06] * pinkboa grabs catnip
[05:06] <pinkboa> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[05:06] <catnip> OMG! who would give me the urls?!
[05:07] * catnip stays
[05:08] <ducklord> doctor juan dekon
[05:08] <Efreeti> David Patrick Kelly, Ron Perlman, Edward Norton, Vincent D'Onofrio, Harvei
[05:09] <ducklord> jack nicholson
[05:09] <ducklord> heart
[05:09] <ducklord> marlon brando
[05:09] <ducklord> heart
[05:09] <ducklord> etc
[05:09] <ducklord> time for a cig
[05:12] <Rjx> i see a ship in the harbour
[05:12] <Rjx> i can and shall obey
[05:15] <ducklord> rule brittania
[05:16] <ExZippo> SITTIN ON DA DOCK OF DA BAY
[05:18] <Rjx> Bush had been admitted with an SAT score of 1206 (566 verbal, 640 math) which w
[05:18] <ducklord> lol he so stupid
[05:18] <ducklord> I heard he once read a book
[05:18] <ducklord> upside down!
[05:19] <Rjx> Sometime around Christmas in 1972, George drove home drunk with his teenaged br
[05:20] <ducklord> see
[05:20] <ducklord> he even speaks spanish
[05:20] <ExZippo> The problem is, he may be book smart
[05:21] <ExZippo> but book smarts don't ammount to a pile of shit when you are running the "f
[05:21] <ExZippo> You gotta be street smart too, homes!
[05:21] <catnip> trying to run, trying
[05:21] <andrew> frankly, i like george bush a lot but i don't want him running our country
[05:21] <ducklord> he can run
[05:21] <ducklord> but he can't hide
[05:21] <jeek> I don't like him at all.
[05:21] <Rjx> seems like the reason he has done so well is to be the exact opposite ExZippo
[05:21] <jeek> And I don't want him running our country either.
[05:21] <ducklord> I want to pet him
[05:21] <andrew> but people that are supposedly a lot more knowledgable than i am have electe
[05:22] <Rjx> pitch yourself as a simple folk
[05:22] <Rjx> gain the votes of the simple folk
[05:22] <Rjx> they outnumber the intelligencia
[05:22] <jeek> The simple folk showed up to make sure them damn homos couldn't marry.
[05:22] <Rjx> haha
[05:22] <jeek> And as long as they were there, they voted for Bush.
[05:22] <ExZippo> I'd have prefered Ol' Intern-fucker to keep running America
[05:22] <Rjx> well if you appeal to the fundamentalist christians and hardcore conservatives
[05:23] <Rjx> you can be as corrupt and destructive as you like
[05:23] <Rjx> and people will keep voting for you
[05:23] <jeek> Rjx: I'm not kidding, some republican jockeying got the marriage initiative on
[05:24] <jeek> Drove up numbers from voters who think the buttseckz is dirty.
[05:24] <Rjx> yeah
[05:24] <Rjx> i don't see why the constitution is even relevant anymore, seems like modern le
[05:24] <ducklord> pissed off snow, too
[05:24] <Rjx> might aswell throw it out and start again with a nazi salute
[05:24] <ducklord> O/
[05:25] <catnip> lol
[05:25] <andrew> sounds fun to me
[05:25] <catnip> sieg bush!
[05:25] <andrew> bu$$$hitler
[05:25] <Rjx> bush isn't really the problem
[05:25] <Rjx> that's just one tiny piece of a gigantic mess
[05:25] <andrew> america itself is the problem imho and i doubt it'll ever be fixed
[05:26] <Rjx> yeah because people are too lazy and apathetic to take back their country
[05:26] <ducklord> be careful
[05:26] <ducklord> or the NSA will take your baby away
[05:26] <catnip> I so need a decent proxy :(
[05:26] <Rjx> what sort
[05:27] <catnip> ~http
[05:27] <ExZippo> America is like the little brother of the world. He gets all the fancy trea
[05:27] <catnip> Im using one in kenia :(
[05:27] <ScumFrog> slowely getting fatter and fatter?
[05:27] <catnip> its so slow I can see the 0 and 1 passing by
[05:27] <ExZippo> Hey I'm not getting fat
[05:27] <ExZippo> Wait
[05:27] <ScumFrog> -e
[05:27] <ExZippo> Yeah, america suxx lol
[05:27] <andrew> amerikkka
[05:28] <Rjx> maybe the country is going to have to lose everything before people realise how
[05:29] <ExZippo> OH SHIT YOU CAN WIN A TRIP TO NEW YORK TO APPEAR ON FOX AND FRIENDS
[05:29] <Rjx> or had
[05:29] <catnip> Rjx: can you hook me up with one? im not picky
[05:29] <ducklord> very philosophical
[05:29] <Rjx> have you tried tor?
[05:29] <Rjx> tor is excellent for http
[05:29] <catnip> Im using this list http://www.samair.ru/proxy/proxy-07.htm
[05:29] <ExZippo> I would fucking go on Fox and Friends and ask why they love to suck Christi
[05:29] <Rjx> i have a bunch of homebrew tools i use for validating socks proxies for working
[05:30] <mef> hacker
[05:30] <catnip> url tor proxies
[05:30] <pinkboa> - "tor proxies": http://proxy.org/tor.shtml
[05:30] <ExZippo> Fox and Friends called a Nobel Prize Winner a "moron who doesn't know what
[05:30] <Rjx> mef: garbage files $3 each
[05:30] <Rjx> 100+ daily
[05:30] <Rjx> all validated
[05:30] <Rjx> ExZippo: FOX is a joke when it comes to news, even within the US
[05:31] <Rjx> i think people realise that
[05:31] <ExZippo> I watch Fox at night (comes on a minor channel at about midnight as filler)
[05:31] <Rjx> i saw them make up words on the air a few times
[05:31] <ExZippo> It's fucking HILARIOUS
[05:31] <mef> my proxy scanning days are over, Rjx
[05:31] <Rjx> i break gibsons
[05:31] <Rjx> and you don't want garbage files?
[05:31] <mef> what do I need em for
[05:32] <Rjx> stop the davinci virus
[05:33] <ExZippo> Rjx: "Christian Christianity Christionises the Christian Church of Christ"
[05:33] <mef> Rjx did you ever use AYSYN
[05:33] <Rjx> nay
[05:33] <catnip> Rjx: could you please scan some for me? I dont have any tools for finding wo
[05:33] <Rjx> i don't ever actually scan hosts
[05:34] <mef> haha
[05:34] <Rjx> i just feed a bunch of proxies into my validators, it checks latency/connectivi
[05:34] <mef> I google aysyn and the only entry is under the GNAA wikipedia article
[05:34] <Rjx> maintains a constant list of the best at any time
[05:34] <Rjx> i don't even use them for anything apart from spooking the #mensa ops
[05:34] <mef> The source code of these scripts are usually made available under the revised B
[05:34] <catnip> where can I get a validator?
[05:34] <Rjx> haha mef
[05:34] <Rjx> what did AYSYN do?
[05:35] <Rjx> also limelight/blackened still has a lot of trouble blocking all tor hosts
[05:35] <mef> distributed irc bot flooding
[05:35] <mef> each bot would flood one or two lines of a huge page-long ascii
[05:35] <mef> thereby bypassing throttling
[05:35] <Rjx> ah
[05:35] <jeek> Anyone know how to get a ludicrously-oversized mailfile downloaded?
[05:36] <Rjx> i'll upload my ludicrously-oversized male organ to you
[05:36] <Rjx> mef: do you have any idea what the deal was with the weird bots that were on EF
[05:36] <Rjx> hello, are you there?
[05:36] <Rjx> hi?
[05:36] <Rjx> i need help
[05:37] <Rjx> plz
[05:37] <Rjx> hello, Rjx?
[05:37] <Rjx> are you there?
[05:37] <Rjx> i need help
[05:37] <Rjx> for a period of a month i'd wake up and see about 25 windows of that crap
[05:37] <ducklord> agreed
[05:38] <catnip> got one
[05:38] <catnip> sort of, it like back to 56k :(
[05:38] <mef> Rjx, nope, wasn't me
[05:38] <mef> here's a screen of aysyn
[05:38] <mef> http://www.trolldb.com/junk/aysyn.jpg
[05:39] <mef> also http://www.trolldb.com/junk/aysyn2.jpg
[05:39] <mef> and http://www.trolldb.com/junk/aysyn-hitler.jpg
[05:39] <Rjx> haha leet
[05:39] <mef> oh there was a nick harvester & mass inviter too
[05:40] <Tark-Work> I knew Nick Harvester in high school
[05:41] <ducklord> face
[05:41] <Rjx> GOVERNOR BUSH: [Laughs] Very good question. Uh, I think the interesting th
[05:41] <Kurin> I'm so tired of telling people I need to reinstall their OSs
[05:41] <Rjx> REPORTER: Including your father.
[05:41] <Rjx> GOVERNOR BUSH: Including my father, absolutely right. [...] No one envisio
[05:42] <ducklord> what is this
[05:42] <jeek> Republicans keep slashing education because stupid people are more likely to v
[05:42] <Kurin> Yeah that's exactly what No Child Left Behind is
[05:42] <Rjx> that's pretty interesting though
[05:42] <Rjx> that he was saying saddam needed to be ousted
[05:42] <jeek> No Child Left Behind was a good plan.
[05:42] <Rjx> even before he was elected
[05:43] <jeek> But 48 of the 50 states got exceptions to it, if I remember correctly.
[05:44] <Tark-Work> they got exceptions to the consequences, no exception to following the ru
[05:44] <Tark-Work> nclba affects everyone
[05:44] <ducklord> this virus thingie is funny
[05:44] <ducklord> my task manager says I'm running a program called "thematrixhasyou"
[05:44] <ducklord> something cool better happen pretty soon
[05:45] <ohnedich> what up intelectual hoes?
[05:45] <Tark-Work> what if you're neo
[05:45] <ducklord> not much
[05:45] <ducklord> being hacked by the matrix
[05:46] <ohnedich> ...
[05:46] <ohnedich> hmm
[05:46] <ohnedich> so nothin' sexual going on ?
[05:46] <ducklord> depends on what that program does
[05:46] <ducklord> apart from ruining my junk
[05:47] <ScumFrog> your mum sat on my junk
[05:47] <ScumFrog> ;p
[05:47] <ducklord> monster burn
[05:47] <ohnedich> ya humps
[05:47] <ohnedich> ya humps
[05:47] <ducklord> I need some aloe, stat
[05:47] <Tark-Work> your little sister's braces almost ruined my junk
[05:47] <ohnedich> ducklord: for some anal axion
[05:48] <Tark-Work> spaaaaaaaaaam
[05:48] <ducklord> I wonder if there are any other cool programs running here
[05:48] <ducklord> ipodservice
[05:48] <ducklord> boring
[05:48] <ohnedich> ScumFrog and ducklord sitting in a tree, pls some one cut the tree
[05:48] <Efreeti> OpenOffice Draw
[05:48] <Efreeti> Opera
[05:48] <ScumFrog> ;[
[05:48] <Efreeti> Powermenu
[05:49] <Efreeti> nice group of programs
[05:49] <ohnedich> Efreeti sultan?
[05:49] <Efreeti> yes, i am the sultan of the city of brass
[05:49] <Efreeti> wtf
[05:49] <Thuryn> i'm the sultan of swing
[05:49] <Efreeti> nice
[05:49] <ohnedich> Efreeti: HOMM 3 creature
[05:49] <ducklord> you win an automobile
[05:49] <Efreeti> sounds like a neat deal
[05:50] <Efreeti> ohnedich, arabic mythology
[05:50] <Tark-Work> an automobile?
[05:50] <Thuryn> they don't give a damn about any trumpet-playin' band. it ain't what *they*
[05:50] <ohnedich> i know bitch
[05:50] <Efreeti> hey, i'm not your mom
[05:50] <ducklord> this norton antivirus is like that breakfast machine from family guy
[05:50] <ducklord> it doesn't stop viruses at all!
[05:50] <ohnedich> you are not
[05:50] <Efreeti> they why call me by her name?
[05:51] <ducklord> ruth?
[05:51] <Tark-Work> your mom is norton antivirus?
[05:51] <ohnedich> damn
[05:51] <Efreeti> he called me bitch
[05:52] <Thuryn> yeah. she needs weekly updates
[05:52] <ohnedich> let's rape Efreeti
[05:52] <Efreeti> how slow are you people
[05:52] <ohnedich> in his mitholoical ass
[05:52] * catnip currently browsing qdb.us
[05:52] <Thuryn> ohnedich, that's the worst spelling i've ever seen
[05:52] <ohnedich> i know
[05:52] <catnip> hummmmmm, :\
[05:52] <Thuryn> you win the "Up Too Early" award
[05:52] <ohnedich> or not us oruk citizenship award
[05:52] <ohnedich> or uk
[05:52] <RendiWork> Janet27 spamming onjoin
[05:53] <RendiWork> KILL
[05:53] <catnip> dont these mod's ever get to approve quotes?
[05:53] <ducklord> MAKE LOVE
[05:53] <ohnedich> approve
[05:53] <ducklord> what mods?
[05:53] <catnip> from qdb.us
[05:53] <Efreeti> fontwork = openoffice wordart?
[05:53] <ducklord> they approve nothing!
[05:54] <catnip> :( why?
[05:54] <catnip> I like new quotes!
[05:54] <catnip> I try to vote on the queue, but they never get approved.
[05:55] <ScumFrog> probably because there not funny
[05:55] <catnip> they need a mod that has no life, and gets to work there
[05:55] <catnip> ScumFrog: then they sshould delete the queue
[05:55] <catnip> at leats the crap ones queued
[05:55] <catnip> least*
[05:55] <Thuryn> what do you mean? they have the top men from TBS working on those quotes 'r
[05:55] <ScumFrog> TOP
[05:55] <ScumFrog> MEN
[05:56] <Thuryn> 'ROUND THE CLOCK
[05:56] <catnip> no they dont... its been the same for almost a week
[05:56] <Thuryn> THAT'S MORE THAN YOU'VE DONE TODAY BITCH
[05:56] <catnip> dont call me bitch, i charge for my work
[05:56] <ohnedich> Thuryn: jpin #bearcave
[05:56] <catnip> whore is the word
[05:56] <ohnedich> join
[05:56] <Thuryn> ohnedich, i think not
[05:57] <ducklord> I will
[05:57] <catnip> well, now I have to go to work bbl
[05:57] <ducklord> [14:55] * You were kicked from #bearcave by iPal (lamerz b gone (8))
[05:57] <ducklord> :(
[05:57] <Thuryn> lol
[05:57] <Thuryn> they know you!
[05:58] <ScumFrog> e-famous
[05:58] <ohnedich> e-jerk
[05:58] <ducklord> "this is worse than the time I got kicked out of <random place>" (in
[05:58] <ducklord> they must know I'm a norg
[05:58] <ducklord> the jig is up
[05:58] <ScumFrog> almost as intense as that time I outfarted michael moore
[05:59] <ducklord> propelling him to stardom
[06:01] <Tark-Work> are all the kids still using spybot and adaware?
[06:03] <ohnedich> <ducklord> dere slutta å snakke for 15 minutter siden
[06:03] <ohnedich> wtf is tha norse talk
[06:03] <plant> that's nothing
[06:03] <ohnedich> fuck me if i am wrong
[06:03] <ohnedich> ooops
[06:04] <ohnedich> i shouldn't have saif
[06:04] <ohnedich> that
[06:05] <Efreeti> are you homophobic?
[06:06] <ohnedich> dunno
[06:06] <ducklord> where did you get that, ohnedich?
[06:06] <ducklord> mesed.com?
[06:06] <Efreeti> mesed :D
[06:06] <ohnedich> is beatin' a gay guy homophobic
[06:06] <Efreeti> knegg
[06:06] <ducklord> it means: "you stopped talking 15 minutes ago"
[06:06] <ohnedich> google ducklord
[06:06] <ohnedich> and yes mesed
[06:06] <ducklord> yeah, quite a few of them played in my cs "clan", Efreeti
[06:07] <Efreeti> mwahaha
[06:07] <Efreeti> i know a lot of them
[06:07] <ducklord> nice group of guys
[06:07] <Efreeti> indeed
[06:07] <ducklord> I went down there for a BBQ party once
[06:07] <Tark-Work> I thought it said "I fucked your mother 15 minutes ago" what's that in n
[06:07] <ducklord> at dyret and fisk
[06:07] <ducklord> jeg knulla mora di for 15 minutter siden
[06:07] <Tark-Work> nice
[06:07] <Kenn> http://mail.copiague.net/temp/snapshot3.jpg noindex
[06:07] <Kenn> SpamAssassin owns. ... Messages captured in the last week alone.
[06:07] <Tark-Work> see, very similar
[06:08] <ducklord> did you find anything interesting, ohnedich?
[06:08] <Efreeti> the usage of knulla is debatable
[06:08] <ohnedich> not realy
[06:09] <ducklord> well, yes
[06:09] <ducklord> pulte
[06:09] <ducklord> hadde sex
[06:09] <plant> hadde seg med
[06:09] <ducklord> bola
[06:09] <ducklord> hehe
[06:09] <ducklord> you have "knulla" on highlight, plant?
[06:09] <ohnedich> luati la muie mai flacai <-- romanian for "i love you "
[06:09] <Efreeti> pulte er greiere
[06:10] <plant> no comment ;[
[06:10] <Efreeti> knulla is not so widely used
[06:10] <ducklord> whatever floats your boat
[06:10] <plant> the wideness depends on the size of slut ;[
[06:10] <Efreeti> well, how mbig of a slut IS your mother?
[06:10] <ducklord> brrrn
[06:10] <Efreeti> -m
[06:11] <Efreeti> don't bother answering
[06:11] <Efreeti> we already know
[06:11] <plant> indeed you do ;)
[06:11] <ohnedich> http://www.youareadopted.com/chanstats/index_page_2.html
[06:12] <ohnedich> man that bitch Rjx is top numbah in the "chats mostly with "
[06:12] <ohnedich> ;/
[06:12] <ohnedich> what a bitch
[06:12] <Efreeti> stats are dead mate
[06:12] <ohnedich> ahh
[06:13] <ohnedich> and i am not mateing with you
[06:13] <ducklord> Rjx has been kicked more often than he has kicked
[06:13] <ducklord> ain't that a kick in the balls
[06:13] <ohnedich> lool
[06:13] <Efreeti> ohnedich, where are you from?
[06:13] <csqrl> local_story_063134438
[06:13] <csqrl> err
[06:13] <csqrl> http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_063134438.html
[06:14] <Efreeti> by my estimate, you are either eastern european, or quite young
[06:14] <csqrl> http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_232183003.html
[06:14] <Efreeti> ku-tv?
[06:15] <Tark-Work> His vice president of operations, Bruce Hacking, said customers could fin
[06:15] <Efreeti> hacking
[06:17] <ducklord> 508 Rjx "zend"(6), "wamp"(3), "_lot_"(5), "clive"(5), "p0ts"(3), "whattup"
[06:18] <ducklord> how do you use xuhajs 3 times?
[06:18] <Tark-Work> Court documents state that in the paper, Schanze accused Young of defraud
[06:18] <ducklord> and "clive"
[06:20] <catnip> today, I get to be in irc lots, no work whatsoever that takes my mind of bei
[06:20] <ducklord> congratulations
[06:20] <catnip> thank you
[06:21] <ScumFrog> my work is slow coming in today as well ;[
[06:21] <catnip> the downside is, i get payed less, no commissions
[06:21] <ScumFrog> quite boring acutally.
[06:21] <catnip> yep, I fight boredom with irc
[06:21] <catnip> only did a couple of jobs today
[06:22] <catnip> my female assistant is playing solitaire too, and my boss is nowhere to be s
[06:22] <ducklord> still 1 hour and 40 minutes 'till worktime for the norg
[06:22] <ducklord> if he gets back, you better zip up fast
[06:22] <catnip> dude, :) I dont do that
[06:22] <catnip> button flies for me thankyou
[06:22] <catnip> :P
[06:22] <ducklord> ah
[06:23] <ducklord> the safe option
[06:23] <ducklord> atleast when it comes to wang damage
[06:23] <catnip> yes, no risk in getting my sack torned apart
[06:23] <csqrl> it's all legit
[06:24] <csqrl> http://www.totallyawesome.com/
[06:24] <catnip> but I really dont masturbate, Im too old :(
[06:24] <ducklord> there's no age limit
[06:24] <catnip> AND lazy
[06:24] <catnip> and I get "dates" ;)
[06:24] <catnip> chicks dig me
[06:24] <ducklord> I see
[06:25] <catnip> and I hardly speak the language, more bonus point s for me
[06:25] <ducklord> csqrl
[06:25] <ducklord> what is that? yours?
[06:26] <csqrl> NEWS ARTICLE
[06:26] <ducklord> OH, SORRY
[06:27] <live> w2
[06:27] <poopy> live temp 56.9F/13.8C; wind North 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; S
[06:27] <ducklord> w2 hamar, norway
[06:27] <poopy> ducklord temp 46F/8C; wind SW 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:14AM;
[06:28] <live> how warm does it get in the summer up there, duck?
[06:29] <ducklord> I think the record is 37C
[06:29] <ducklord> but if it's at 20-25
[06:29] <ducklord> we're happy
[06:30] <catnip> 23º here ;)
[06:30] <catnip> hehehehehe
[06:30] <catnip> and siesta time too, the worls actually stops, like pausing the matrix
[06:31] <ducklord> I'm in the matrix
[06:31] <csqrl> http://news.com.com/Say+good-bye+to+Apple+security/2010-7349_3-6067167.html
[06:31] <csqrl> this is the dumbest article i've read in weeks
[06:32] <plant> ducklord: no, you just like eating with a fork ;[
[06:32] <catnip> w2 valencia, spain
[06:32] <poopy> catnip more then one result
[06:32] <ducklord> no, I'm actually in the matrix
[06:32] <ducklord> [14:43] <ducklord> my task manager says I'm running a program called
[06:32] <catnip> w1 valencia, spain
[06:33] <catnip> w valencia, spain
[06:33] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia,+spain"
[06:33] <catnip> :(
[06:33] <ducklord> w2 spain
[06:33] <poopy> ducklord more then one result
[06:33] <ducklord> isn't that "than"?
[06:33] <Tark-Work> yes
[06:33] <catnip> w2 barcelona, spain
[06:33] <poopy> catnip temp 66F/19C; wind East 9mph/15kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunrise
[06:33] <catnip> but barcelona is far away :(
[06:34] <ScumFrog> w2 London, England
[06:34] <poopy> ScumFrog temp 59F/15C; wind South 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunr
[06:35] <ducklord> it's supposed to be sunny and around 20C any day now
[06:35] <ducklord> I can't wait
[06:37] <catnip> move then
[06:37] <ScumFrog> rubbish is it 15 degrees
[06:37] <ducklord> is it just me, or is the "random" function on qdb broken?
[06:39] <catnip> qdb is broken :(
[06:41] <catnip> oh lookie here, some stranded gurl just entered the parlour
[06:42] * catnip pretends to be busy while trying to guess what she wants
[06:43] <ducklord> how do you pretend to be busy when you're a tattoo artist? doodle?
[06:43] <maff> read comic books
[06:44] <catnip> she left
[06:44] <catnip> was asking for prices on studs
[06:44] <live> comic books are always good
[06:44] <plant> did you say "why, you can have me for $10"?
[06:45] <catnip> LOL, metal studs
[06:45] <maff> haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. i don't even want, none of the above. i
[06:45] <andrew> hahaha
[06:45] <maff> <3 chapelle
[06:45] <catnip> not me, Im no stud
[06:51] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:54] <Ifrit> w halden, norway
[06:54] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "halden,+norway"
[06:54] <Ifrit> w2 halden, norway
[06:54] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[06:54] <Ifrit> w2 fredrikstad, norway
[06:54] <poopy> Ifrit location not found
[06:55] <timmo> ducklord] how do you pretend to be busy when you're a tattoo artist? doodle?
[06:55] <timmo> kind of
[06:56] <timmo> a lot of tattoo artists i know work on making flash
[06:56] <wind> w2
[06:56] <poopy> wind temp 60F/16C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:10AM;
[06:56] <timmo> they also work on redesigning things for people who have appointments at late
[06:56] <wind> url dunkin donuts iced coffee
[06:56] <pinkboa> - "dunkin donuts iced coffee": http://www.dunkindonuts.com/
[06:58] <Rjx> zingtastic
[06:59] <wind> https://www.dunkindonuts.com/aboutus/products/FlavoredCoffee.aspx
[06:59] <wind> i think i might pick me up a caramel & french vanilla
[07:00] <Rjx> Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
[07:00] <Rjx> To knock the penises off the smart ones.
[07:01] <wind> zing
[07:02] <wind> spam but
[07:02] <Rjx> http://ifaq.wap.org/sex/bashingmenjokes.html
[07:02] <wind> bot
[07:05] <Rjx> "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT ABOUT ME?"
[07:05] <Rjx> Well, slightly easier. This question is of a piece with two others: "Have you f
[07:06] <Rjx> HER: Notice anything different about me?
[07:06] <Rjx> YOU: New apron?
[07:06] <Rjx> that's awesome
[07:06] <Rjx> HER: Have you forgotten what today is?
[07:06] <Rjx> YOU: Of course not. It's Thursday.
[07:06] <Rjx> HER: Have you been listening to a word I've said?
[07:06] <Rjx> YOU: That's nice, dear...
[07:07] <finn_> the first one was the best
[07:07] <Rjx> "SHOULD I GET ALL OF MY HAIR CUT OFF?"
[07:07] <TMH_> hey
[07:07] <finn_> hi TMH
[07:07] <TMH_> I just made a carrot bat out of wire
[07:07] <TMH_> it's a carrot with bat wings
[07:08] <TMH_> it's about a foot tall
[07:08] <Rjx> i didn't realise more women say that
[07:08] <timmo> dude
[07:08] <timmo> every chick i know
[07:08] <timmo> talks about shaving her head
[07:08] <timmo> like 2 i know
[07:08] <Rjx> you know what i did
[07:08] <timmo> have had the balls to do it
[07:08] <timmo> 2 out of like 100
[07:08] <Rjx> when sara asked what i thought about her shaving her head?
[07:08] <Rjx> i told her if she did, i'd get my penis split
[07:08] <Rjx> bme style
[07:08] <timmo> haha
[07:08] <Rjx> and i even did a google image search
[07:08] <Rjx> to show some examples
[07:09] <TMH_> ;[
[07:09] <TMH_> hey
[07:09] <TMH_> question
[07:09] <Rjx> that idea died there
[07:09] <timmo> every time ive had a girlfriend say that theyd shave their heads
[07:09] <timmo> i just say, that'd be cool
[07:09] <TMH_> whats the whole penis splitting thing about
[07:09] <timmo> and encourage it
[07:09] <TMH_> I mean what benefits does it have over say a non split penis
[07:09] <timmo> tmh: your eurathra (sp)
[07:09] <timmo> has like
[07:09] <Rjx> it depends on the splitting
[07:09] <timmo> 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000nerve endings
[07:09] <Rjx> like, the most extreme form is the complete bisection
[07:09] <Rjx> which you might be thinking of
[07:09] <TMH_> yes
[07:09] <Rjx> the lesser forms involve slicing down the front
[07:10] <timmo> splitting your penis exposes it
[07:10] <Rjx> opening up the urethral passage
[07:10] <timmo> so that you get more feeling
[07:10] <Rjx> = far more sensitive
[07:10] <TMH_> oh I see
[07:10] <timmo> theres like 3 kinds of splits really
[07:10] <Rjx> i doubt you could even screw with a completely bisected penis
[07:10] <Rjx> if you just split the head, you probably could
[07:10] <timmo> one where its JUST the head, from the opening down to the bottom of the head
[07:10] <Rjx> but the full cut-in-half johnson seems to go all curly
[07:10] <pinin> i woke up to the wrong conversation
[07:10] <Rjx> and weird
[07:10] <timmo> from the opening down past the bottom of the head
[07:10] <timmo> and then the full on split
[07:10] <timmo> where you have 2 penii as it were
[07:11] <finn_> hey pinin
[07:11] <timmo> like the first i could see
[07:11] <finn_> I'm still here listening, but I don't have anything to say
[07:11] <timmo> because its really not all that bad
[07:11] <Rjx> there's a secret trap in the head shaving thing by the way
[07:11] <timmo> because its like
[07:11] <Rjx> if you say how bad it'd look
[07:11] <timmo> a 1/2inch cut
[07:11] <timmo> if that
[07:11] <Rjx> they might counter with "what if i had to go for chemotherapy and all my hair f
[07:11] <Rjx> you only need to reply with two words
[07:11] <Rjx> chia pet.
[07:12] <timmo> rjx: i date women who would say that, but not actually be offended
[07:12] <timmo> by the shit i came up with
[07:12] <timmo> to counter it
[07:12] <pinin> haha sup finn
[07:12] <Rjx> yeah i'm pretty sure i wouldn't get away with half the shit i say on normal wom
[07:12] <finn_> just got home from school
[07:12] <finn_> sucks
[07:12] <timmo> haha same rjx
[07:13] <finn_> everything hurts
[07:14] <finn_> timmo, does the penis splitting help one come faster?
[07:14] <GerbilWrk> ....
[07:15] <wind> damn i need money
[07:15] <GerbilWrk> how much you need? I'll write you a check
[07:15] <finn_> I only need like... $20
[07:15] <Rjx> i think a pretty cool body mod would be to get a kazoo embedded in your urethra
[07:15] <Rjx> so when you take a whizz
[07:15] <Rjx> you can play tunes
[07:16] <finn_> water doesn't make loud tunes passing through whistly sort of stuff
[07:16] <Serena[T]> hehe, now that's a new one
[07:16] <Rjx> it might have to be modified slightly
[07:16] <jeek> Hrm.
[07:16] <jeek> You'd have to embed a steam engine or something.
[07:16] <jeek> To boil the urine
[07:16] <jeek> and the team would play the kazoo
[07:18] <Rjx> SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains.
[07:18] <GerbilWrk> that would be cool to have a team playing the kazoo in your penis
[07:18] <GerbilWrk> like the sweedish bikini team
[07:18] <Rjx> SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pock
[07:20] <catnip> thero does it...
[07:21] <finn_> thero does it. men have it done.
[07:21] <catnip> but thero IS thero
[07:22] <catnip> Im bored :|
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> Anyone know what a Rectifier is in Computer / Telecom terms?
[07:29] <timmo> so im reading neuromancer by william gibson
[07:29] <timmo> because everyone says its awesome
[07:30] <timmo> but so far, while the story is good
[07:30] <timmo> i think its written pretty shittastic
[07:30] <catnip> finishdhe code already timmo ?
[07:30] <Serena[T]> gibson writes like he was stoned the whole time
[07:30] <Serena[T]> for a special treat, find an audio book read by gibson..
[07:30] <timmo> ya
[07:31] <catnip> Im reading a book by haruki murakami
[07:31] <timmo> i think its mostly because theres not a whole lot of context to the slang he
[07:31] <timmo> so it comes off a s bunch of future techie bullshit
[07:31] <catnip> like aldous huxley?
[07:31] <timmo> hah
[07:32] <timmo> hes the one who wrote brave new world right?
[07:32] <catnip> I like huxley, except for the doors of perception
[07:32] <catnip> yes
[07:32] <catnip> that´s a decent book
[07:32] <timmo> yeah im not a fan
[07:32] <timmo> heh
[07:32] <catnip> now, thats a guy who did drugs
[07:33] <catnip> and wrote about it
[07:33] <Serena[T]> the other huxley brother is much different, lol.. a preacher iirc
[07:33] <timmo> it was so/so
[07:33] <Rjx> haha doors of perception made sense
[07:33] <Rjx> did you read his later paper
[07:33] <Rjx> heaven and hell?
[07:33] <catnip> yes, I have that
[07:33] <Rjx> guy had lost any sense of coherance by that point
[07:33] <catnip> I also have lots of kerouac books
[07:34] <catnip> at leeast I can relate to that
[07:34] <Serena[T]> stephenson's futuristic technobabble doesn't sound as odd as gibson's
[07:34] <catnip> like more real life subjects
[07:34] <timmo> oh god
[07:34] <timmo> i REALLY
[07:34] <timmo> REALLY
[07:34] <timmo> REALLLLLY
[07:34] <timmo> tried to like kerouac
[07:34] <Zera> anyone else unable to load bash.org?
[07:34] <timmo> but i hate his writing style
[07:34] <catnip> but not stupidly hard to follow like miller
[07:34] <timmo> like on the road
[07:34] <timmo> i couldnt even finish
[07:34] <catnip> i love that book
[07:35] <Rjx> ye dinnae ken wat yer talkin bout timmo# ye radge cunt
[07:35] <timmo> a;klfd;aslkgf
[07:35] <timmo> ive still yet to finish that too
[07:35] <timmo> i have to like
[07:35] <timmo> read that book to myself
[07:35] <timmo> i swear to god
[07:35] <catnip> but I read accordingly to my state of mind
[07:35] <timmo> im going to punch that fucker in the face
[07:35] <timmo> i bought house of leaves
[07:35] <timmo> it should prove to be awesome
[07:36] <timmo> even thouse its one of the more weird books ive seen
[07:36] <timmo> some of the pages are like one work
[07:36] <timmo> word*
[07:36] <catnip> I have a book by nick cave
[07:36] <timmo> in the bottom right corner or something
[07:36] <timmo> url wikipedia.org house of leaves
[07:36] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia.org house of leaves": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Le
[07:36] <catnip> And the ass saw the angel
[07:36] <catnip> now thats fucked up
[07:37] <Thuryn> through it's brown eye?
[07:37] <catnip> its on of the darkest modd setters I've ever read
[07:37] <catnip> mood*
[07:37] <timmo> nick cave is depressing
[07:37] <timmo> like whoa
[07:37] <timmo> even when hes making up beat music
[07:38] <timmo> it just sounds like something you should slit your wrists to
[07:38] <catnip> yes he is, but non the less I like his music
[07:38] <timmo> yeah i like it to
[07:38] <timmo> o
[07:38] <catnip> one of my favorite performers ever
[07:38] <timmo> its kind of like reggae/ska music
[07:38] <timmo> it always sounds upbeat
[07:38] <catnip> he wrote a screenplay
[07:38] <timmo> but just reverse
[07:38] <catnip> for an australian movie?
[07:38] <timmo> one thing i always found really weird
[07:38] <catnip> reggae? nick cave?
[07:38] <timmo> is nick cave and henry rollins are like
[07:39] <timmo> best friends
[07:39] <timmo> catnip: hah no
[07:39] <timmo> im just saying, his music is like that, in the fact that no matter what hes s
[07:39] <catnip> I have all his albums, in cd
[07:39] <timmo> where as ska and reggae are the opposite
[07:39] <catnip> you're right
[07:40] <catnip> he can be singing about bunnies and rainbows and it stills sounds like DEATH
[07:40] <catnip> I've sen him live 4 times
[07:40] <timmo> heh
[07:40] <catnip> small shows, very intimate
[07:40] <timmo> i didnt like his new cd[s]
[07:41] <catnip> he actually bonds with the audience
[07:41] <catnip> its very laid back
[07:41] <timmo> abbatoir blues and the lyre of orephus
[07:41] <timmo> or whatever
[07:41] <catnip> oh, those...
[07:41] <catnip> not my favorites
[07:41] <catnip> I like the mid 90's stuff
[07:41] <catnip> henry's dream
[07:41] <catnip> murederr ballads
[07:42] <catnip> stuoid typo's
[07:42] <catnip> OMG!
[07:42] <ducklord> BASHED LOL
[07:42] * ducklord is now known as working
[07:42] <catnip> dont you dare!
[07:42] <timmo> heh
[07:42] <working> i'm a daredevil
[07:43] <catnip> timmo: do you know his older albums, like kicking against the pricks?
[07:43] <catnip> with a more industrial flavor
[07:44] <terminal> !wind
[07:44] <wind> Auto-mo-biiile?
[07:44] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[07:44] <timmo> im more aquainted with murder ballads and such
[07:44] <catnip> those are a bit more mainstream
[07:45] <catnip> they were on mtv after all
[07:45] <catnip> murder ballads is more of a cover/guest artists album
[07:45] <catnip> good none the less
[07:45] * timmo changes topic to 'day without an immigrant? more like day without a greencard, you
[07:46] <catnip> but to his credit, the man never sold out
[07:46] <timmo> ya
[07:46] <wind> ?
[07:47] <terminal> you are not on the hub sir wind
[07:47] <terminal> woot
[07:47] <wind> flash, ahhh-haaaa
[07:47] <terminal> hmm
[07:47] <terminal> beverly hills 90210?
[07:47] <terminal> wtf
[07:47] <wind> you know you want it
[07:48] <terminal> kate's playground
[07:48] <terminal> what the hoof
[07:48] <wind> :D
[07:48] <terminal> hmm
[07:48] <terminal> you have such a great download speed
[07:49] <terminal> it is surprising for cox
[07:49] <timmo> http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/?p=609
[07:49] <wind> do i?
[07:49] <terminal> s/download/upload
[07:49] <terminal> yeah, i'm getting 251kb/s off of you
[07:50] <wind> ooo
[07:50] <wind> i think i'll upload my wares
[07:50] <wind> like limewire pro
[07:50] <wind> motorola tools
[07:50] <wind> etc
[07:51] <GerbilWrk> who told me what DC++ client to use a month or two ago?
[07:51] <GerbilWrk> and what DC++ client was it?
[07:52] <catnip> url tivo
[07:52] <pinkboa> - "tivo": http://www.tivo.com/
[07:52] <wind> the one on sourceforge?
[07:53] <GerbilWrk> I don't remember, i downloaded it, used it for a week... and can not find
[07:53] <pinin> BCDC++
[07:53] <GerbilWrk> i think it magically uninstalled itself, but I can't remember what it was
[07:53] <pinin> the official client + bandwidth limiting
[07:54] <wind> photoshop CS2 on dc hub
[07:54] <wind> with key gen
[07:54] <var> w 63122
[07:54] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 9:5
[07:54] <terminal> wind: mobile phone tools rocks
[07:54] <GerbilWrk> yeah, how bout that, completely fucking uninstalled itself
[07:55] <wind> motorola phone tools is the awesome
[07:55] <wind> and i got the full vers
[07:55] <wind> on the dc hub
[07:55] <pinin> remember kids
[07:55] <pinin> be cool, stay in school
[07:57] <GerbilWrk> found it, guess it didn't uninstall itself
[07:58] <GerbilWrk> i was just a douche and forgot i installed it to a weird place
[08:01] <Tark-Work> don't install douche in a weird place
[08:01] * sili changes topic to 'why isn't this working? working (Ping timeout: 500 seconds) ... o
[08:02] <ScumFrog> bleh, bored.
[08:02] <Rjx> The Mormons are the only mainstream church to engage in retroactive, posthumous
[08:03] <Serena[T]> source Rjx ?
[08:03] <timmo> yeah man
[08:03] <timmo> fucking mormons
[08:03] <Rjx> http://www.rotten.com/library/religion/mormonism/
[08:03] <timmo> do baptisms for the dead
[08:03] <Rjx> that's some weird shit
[08:03] <timmo> BUT
[08:03] <Rjx> well i mean
[08:03] <timmo> BUT
[08:03] <Rjx> if you were going to do baptisms for the dead
[08:03] <timmo> lets say
[08:03] <Rjx> why hitler?
[08:03] <timmo> mormonism is the one true religion
[08:03] <timmo> etc etc
[08:03] <timmo> its a pretty fucking sweet deal
[08:03] <Rjx> The Mormons were vilified by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle in his first Sherlock Holme
[08:03] <timmo> that you get sent to heaven
[08:03] <Serena[T]> they're the people all those genealogy nuts turn to when looking for lost
[08:04] <timmo> for being baptised
[08:04] <timmo> while not being alive for it
[08:04] <jeek> Have you SEEN the Mormon heaven?
[08:04] <Rjx> great
[08:04] <Rjx> so if you get to mormon heaven
[08:04] <wind> haha
[08:04] <Rjx> you can hang out with hitler and stalin
[08:04] <jeek> It's all "arts and crafts" and "telling God how great he is"
[08:04] <Rjx> and be a pimp
[08:04] <jeek> Fuck that, I'd rather have a beer volcano and a stripper factory. :/
[08:04] <Rjx> that's the most surreal afterlife i can imagine
[08:04] <wind> my boss just text'd me: "can you come in at 1pm, i'm bored and alone"
[08:04] <timmo> dude you could punch their faces
[08:05] <Rjx> i dunno
[08:05] <Rjx> you have to live with them for eternity
[08:05] <Rjx> you probably don't want to piss them off right away
[08:05] <Serena[T]> soapy, what sort of job do you do wind ? hehe
[08:05] <Serena[T]> oops
[08:05] <wind> i work at bby
[08:05] <Serena[T]> is that some sort of slang? ;)
[08:06] <jeek> Dude
[08:06] <wind> bang bang yard serena
[08:06] <jeek> Even if you sodomized Hitler with a broomstick, it'd get old after a while.
[08:06] <GerbilWrk> nah, cause then you just turn it sideways
[08:06] <GerbilWrk> and you have at least a century of more fun
[08:06] <Serena[T]> does anyone know the LD50 for cocoa?
[08:07] <Rjx> John Draper once gained fame (and prison sentences) from his skills in manipula
[08:07] <Ifrit> Sneakers!
[08:09] <timmo> url erowid cocoa
[08:09] <pinkboa> - "erowid cocoa": http://www.erowid.org/plants/cacao/
[08:09] <timmo> hrm
[08:09] <timmo> url erowid
[08:09] <pinkboa> - "erowid": http://www.erowid.org/
[08:09] <csqrl> http://www.winbeckler.com/sculptures4.asp
[08:09] <timmo> if its a drug, or if you can get high off of it
[08:09] <timmo> they have it and its ld50
[08:10] <Serena[T]> right on, thanks
[08:10] <csqrl> http://www.winbeckler.com/sculptures1.asp
[08:10] <timmo> Rjx] John Draper once gained fame (and prison sentences) from his skills in m
[08:10] <timmo> i remember reading about that
[08:10] <timmo> you got an url?
[08:10] <Rjx> During a 1956 performance in Los Angeles by Ginsberg and friend Gregory Corso f
[08:10] <Rjx> "Nakedness!" yelled Ginsberg. Then calling the bully at his bluff he added, "Yo
[08:10] <Rjx> "Come and stand here, naked before the people. I dare you! A poet always stands
[08:11] <Rjx> that's pretty hardcore
[08:11] <timmo> haha
[08:11] <Ifrit> Ginsberg?
[08:11] <Ifrit> Ginsburg?
[08:11] <Ifrit> Chad?
[08:11] <Rjx> Allen Ginsberg
[08:11] <timmo> wrong person/era
[08:12] <Rjx> beat poet
[08:12] <Ifrit> ah, yes, 1956, sorry
[08:12] <Ifrit> tired
[08:12] <Rjx> you know what's really a shame
[08:13] <Rjx> Douglas Adams was one of the most wellknown early adopters of the mac
[08:13] <Rjx> and he died before the Mac really became popular
[08:14] <RendiWork> fixed: Douglas Adams died
[08:14] <RendiWork> that's what's really a shame, fuck the mac :P
[08:14] <Kurin> I'm sure he's using a Mac up in heaven
[08:14] <Rjx> In 1970 Thompson ran for Sheriff of Pitkin County, Colorado on the Freak Power
[08:14] <Kurin> Even if he doesn't believe he is
[08:14] <Rjx> 1. rename Aspen to "Fat City, Colorado" 2. tear up the downtown streets and rep
[08:15] <Kurin> Who would deal drugs for no profit?
[08:15] <ohnedich> you
[08:16] <timmo> the rotten library
[08:16] <timmo> is awesome
[08:16] <Rjx> yeah
[08:16] <timmo> before wikipedia i used to spend so much time looking up shit on there
[08:16] <Rjx> i've spent many hours reading
[08:17] <ohnedich> link
[08:17] <ohnedich> pls
[08:17] <Rjx> url rotten library
[08:17] <pinkboa> - "rotten library": http://www.rotten.com/library/
[08:17] <timmo> you know who is "awesome"
[08:17] <timmo> george junng
[08:17] <timmo> the guy who is like single handedly responsible
[08:17] <timmo> for 90% of the us' coke market
[08:18] <timmo> in the 70s & 80s
[08:18] <timmo> they based the movie "blow" on him
[08:18] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Jung
[08:21] <wind> Hentai on the dc hub now
[08:21] <wind> porn/hentai
[08:22] <catnip> just got of the phone with tech support - the girl actually asked me what "f
[08:22] <catnip> is that your acess sir?
[08:24] <RendiWork> hahahaha
[08:24] <timmo> allen ginsberg had an awesome look
[08:25] <timmo> the whole hobo, going bald with a gigantic beard look is so badass
[08:25] <timmo> and im not even joking;[
[08:25] <catnip> stupidity made my shell crash :(
[08:26] <catnip> timmo: you are too young to be bald
[08:28] <csqrl> http://www.best-cake-recipe.com/snowman-cake-recipe.html
[08:28] <csqrl> man
[08:28] <csqrl> i'm going to make a fucking cake
[08:28] <wind> full length Vivid videos on the dc hub
[08:28] <wind> videos/vivid
[08:28] <wind> Nubiles.com videos and images on the dc hub too :p
[08:32] <ohnedich> nubiles
[08:32] <ohnedich> yum
[08:32] <ohnedich> i love the gals
[08:37] <t3h-gr1m> Uh, guys
[08:37] <t3h-gr1m> MikMike is a spambot.
[08:37] <t3h-gr1m> Onjoin.
[08:37] <wind> i'm also uploading First Time Video.com videos
[08:38] <t3h-gr1m> And there it goes. XD
[08:39] <ohnedich> wind
[08:39] <ohnedich> u have some torrents on that
[08:39] <wind> ?
[08:39] <ohnedich> PLSSSSSSS!
[08:39] <ohnedich> ftv.com
[08:39] <wind> if you have dc hub access
[08:39] <wind> you can get them
[08:39] <ohnedich> i want sum
[08:39] <wind> if not, so sorry
[08:40] <t3h-gr1m> ohne dich omfg
[08:40] <ohnedich> hub ip pls
[08:40] <t3h-gr1m> Do you listen to Rammstein, or are you just a lonely German?
[08:40] <ohnedich> what t3h-gr1m
[08:40] <ohnedich> i listen to rammstein
[08:40] <t3h-gr1m> Haha
[08:40] <wind> who is ohnedich and why is he talking to me
[08:40] <ohnedich> wind
[08:40] <t3h-gr1m> Some Rammstein fan.
[08:40] <ohnedich> hub ip pls
[08:40] <wind> i will not tolerate this
[08:41] <wind> i don't peddle my wares to the lesser folk
[08:41] <ohnedich> fuck you wind blower
[08:41] <catnip> ohnedich menas without you
[08:41] <t3h-gr1m> I know what it means. I speak German.
[08:41] <catnip> means
[08:41] <t3h-gr1m> :P
[08:41] <catnip> gutt
[08:41] <t3h-gr1m> gut*
[08:41] <Rjx> don't feed the reaper
[08:41] <t3h-gr1m> Don't eat the reefer
[08:41] <wind> the porn addict is all pissy because i won't give him his fix
[08:41] <t3h-gr1m> :D
[08:42] <ohnedich> eat some duck pussy
[08:42] <ohnedich> and some catnip
[08:42] <ohnedich> wind
[08:42] <t3h-gr1m> omg duck
[08:42] <catnip> duck is nice
[08:42] <t3h-gr1m> Duck is nice. A little greasy, but tasty.
[08:42] <ohnedich> if only ducklord was here
[08:42] <t3h-gr1m> I had this duck at a Thai restaurant that was cooked in this really spicy
[08:42] <t3h-gr1m> Delicious.
[08:42] <wind> at least i have the porn you want
[08:42] <catnip> catnip is not eatable, methinks
[08:42] <wind> so there
[08:42] <Rjx> i would get on the dc hub
[08:42] <Rjx> and share my insane wealth of technical books
[08:43] <Rjx> alas i have not found a decent DC client for linux yet
[08:43] <ohnedich> Rjx
[08:43] <ohnedich> do it
[08:43] <ohnedich> what is the hhubs fucking ip
[08:43] <ohnedich> "?
[08:43] <catnip> Rjx: got debain linux manuals?
[08:43] <GerbilWrk> did you ever download the books from the FTP I set up FJX?
[08:43] <wind> haha
[08:43] <t3h-gr1m> ohnedich: piss off
[08:43] <t3h-gr1m> You're not gonna get it. XD
[08:43] <GerbilWrk> RJX even
[08:43] <Rjx> catnip: what?!
[08:43] <catnip> not debain, DEBIAN
[08:43] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: i can't remember
[08:43] <catnip> sorry
[08:43] <ohnedich> t3h-gr1m do not make me fuck ya muma
[08:43] <t3h-gr1m> Oh, that's real original.
[08:44] <wind> ohnedich is like thero
[08:44] <GerbilWrk> there are gigs upon gigs of books if you want on it
[08:44] <t3h-gr1m> You even spelled "mama" wrong, you fucking nigger.
[08:44] <catnip> ohnedich: I foresse a kick-ban in your future
[08:44] <catnip> foresee*
[08:44] <ohnedich> catnip: i foresee a boot in your ass
[08:44] <Rjx> http://haxcu.be/images/killtron.jpg
[08:44] <Rjx> = your future
[08:44] <catnip> today, I shall typo
[08:44] <ScumFrog> hehe
[08:44] <wind> ha
[08:44] <t3h-gr1m> Yea, verily it is spoken, in accordance with the prophecy, the mighty IRC
[08:44] <catnip> ohnedich: welcome to my ignore list :)
[08:45] <ohnedich> you should welcome me in your mom
[08:45] <ohnedich> what a bunch op ass lickers
[08:45] <t3h-gr1m> He's ignoring you, dipshit, he can't see what you're typing.
[08:45] <ohnedich> i know lonelly idiot
[08:45] <catnip> ~he's he still going?
[08:45] <ohnedich> he he
[08:46] <t3h-gr1m> every time I see that topic I think I just pinged out
[08:46] <dekkon> [11:44:40] <@Rjx> http://haxcu.be/images/killtron.jpg
[08:46] <catnip> ouchen! meine butten hurtzen!
[08:46] <ohnedich> the dumbos think they are all l33t and shit
[08:46] <dekkon> rjx is the man in the box
[08:46] <ohnedich> bahh
[08:46] <Rjx> i wish
[08:46] <Rjx> that's a leet costu