Session Start: Mon May 01 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <andrew> DigDug; are you looking for a direct download to the colbert speech?
[00:15] <DigDug> andrew: that would be nice
[00:15] <DigDug> i just got the .mov though
[00:15] <DigDug> wget saved the day
[00:15] <DigDug> --------
[00:15] <DigDug> holy shit:
[00:15] <DigDug> Toshiba Gigabeat 40GB MP3 Player
[00:15] <DigDug> $169.99+ $5 shipping
[00:15] <andrew> ok
[00:15] <DigDug> condition: New
[00:15] <DigDug> product(s): 1 Toshiba Gigabeat 40GB MP3 Player - MEGF40S
[00:15] <andrew> yeah the woot is nice today
[00:15] <andrew> also this is a large paste
[00:15] <andrew> http://onizuka.homelinux.org/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[00:15] <andrew> http://the.photos.cx/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[00:15] <andrew> http://mikey.ws/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[00:15] <andrew> http://www.etherkillers.com/files/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.av
[00:15] <andrew> http://jowr.us/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[00:18] <DigDug> thanks
[00:18] <DigDug> is that the whole thing?
[00:19] <DigDug> looks like it
[00:19] <DigDug> that last link at jowr.us forbids wget apparently :(
[00:20] <DigDug> 'nite ;[
[00:20] <pinin> pen: it's fucking AMAZING
[00:20] <pinin> sooo scathing
[00:20] <DigDug> haha yeah i watched a little bit
[00:20] <pinin> i have the 420mb scene release
[00:20] <DigDug> will watch it on hte train tomorrow
[00:20] <DigDug> and rofl
[00:20] <pinin> which is hilarious to picture scene people capping cspan
[00:20] <DigDug> o rly
[00:20] <DigDug> link me
[00:20] <pinin> no link0r
[00:21] <DigDug> give it to me somehow ;[
[00:21] <pinin> maybe i should hub it
[00:21] <DigDug> is it as good as this avi?
[00:21] <DigDug> maybe you should!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[00:21] <DigDug> but it will be "2 late"
[00:21] <pinin> i think only you and weag would watch and weag is a dialup whore
[00:21] <DigDug> omg
[00:21] <DigDug> i should burn a cd and mail it to him
[00:21] <pinin> lemme see what this clip is
[00:21] <DigDug> MFER
[00:21] <DigDug> Account status: INACTIVE
[00:21] <pinin> ah 200mb
[00:21] <pinin> prolly just colbert
[00:22] <pinin> i have the full dinnuh ;x
[00:22] <pinin> <DigDug> is it as good as this avi?
[00:22] <pinin> do you know what scene release means?!#$?%@
[00:22] <pinin> THE BEST OF THE BEST NIQQA!
[00:24] <DigDug> yeah i meant to say
[00:24] <DigDug> is this avi passabl?
[00:24] <DigDug> passable *
[00:24] <pinin> dunno still d/ling for another 20 min
[00:24] <pinin> http://www.piracy.com/
[00:25] <pinin> wow do i love rotten.com even more
[00:25] <DigDug> piracy.com
[00:25] <DigDug> Provided as a public service of Rotten and Daily Rotten
[00:27] <andrew> hmm
[00:27] <andrew> maybe i should mirror it
[00:27] <pinin> it's a shame they haven't updated it recently but that domain is the best thi
[00:28] <andrew> lmao yeah
[00:28] <DigDug> http://photos-078.facebook.com/n22/205/112/821426/n821426_31194078_9209.jpg
[00:28] <DigDug> SMRT
[00:28] <pinin> US Attorney General Janet Reno, Ban Encryption on the Internet, May, 1999
[00:28] <DigDug> http://zeppelin456.livejournal.com/149639.html
[00:28] <DigDug> http://zeppelin456.livejournal.com/
[00:28] <pinin> -=oB
[00:29] <DigDug> he's lucky he's not female
[00:29] <DigDug> 03:23 pm
[00:29] <DigDug> there was an enormous march today on broadway in the downtown area. i took p
[00:30] <DigDug> that pretty much sums up how i feel about those kids that were protesting
[00:30] <DigDug> this sucks
[00:30] <DigDug> i want to love protesters
[00:30] <DigDug> ;[
[00:30] <pinin> hahaha
[00:38] <Tordek> !cc .at
[00:38] <TMH___> nsfw http://www.pressurespot.com/
[00:38] <Tordek> !cc at
[00:39] <pinin> that bot is napping
[00:41] <brad-> sry
[00:42] <pinin> you better be
[00:42] <pinin> ok sleep
[00:43] <brad-> fu
[01:01] * Disconnected
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[01:01] * Topic is '<Thero> I hate it when girls say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S IN! | fonzi be
[01:01] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Sun Apr 3
[01:12] <sxh> haha
[01:12] <sxh> man if only i had my bike
[01:12] <sxh> btw diggie
[01:12] <sxh> i bought a bike
[01:12] <sxh> so now i can be a cool cyclist
[01:13] <sxh> liek breet and you
[01:13] <sxh> i wonder where breet is
[01:13] <sxh> fucking nigger now i'm last
[01:13] <sxh> when i am buff and can pulverize concrete with my bare fists and feet
[01:13] <sxh> i will seek out breet
[01:14] <sxh> and make him explode
[01:14] <sxh> where he dies i will plant a fern
[01:14] <sxh> to mark his life
[01:14] <sxh> i will then fly back home like superman
[01:15] <sxh> but back to why i was saying i wanted the bipedal vehicle
[01:15] <sxh> MEXIMARCHES
[01:15] <sxh> today is meximarch day and i fully expect to go out to campus
[01:15] <sxh> be mexican
[01:15] <sxh> and shout a lot of vulgar language
[01:16] <sxh> i should steal some cardboard out of a dumpster and make an offensive sign
[01:16] <sxh> and dress up in filthy oil soaked rags
[01:19] <sxh> BAH
[01:19] <sxh> i had the tightest idea
[01:19] <sxh> i need an ipod and a motherfucking megaphone
[01:19] <sxh> and a sign
[01:19] <sxh> so that i can randomly plug ipod into megaphone and play offensive shit
[01:20] <sxh> or speak into the megaphone through a voice warper
[01:20] <sxh> wear a mask
[01:20] <andrew> why isn't anyone talking to you ?:(
[01:21] <andrew> i'm attempting to come up with a new aim sn and it's a lot more difficult th
[01:21] <sxh> nobody is talkign to me because it's the crack of fuckign dawn
[01:21] <sxh> in most american timezones that matter
[01:22] <Tordek> that, and nobody likes him
[01:22] <andrew> true
[01:22] <Tordek> but don't tell him
[01:22] <sxh> shut the fuck up tordek
[01:22] <andrew> i don't sleep at night so i dunno :(
[01:22] <sxh> what do you think about meximarch day
[01:22] <andrew> i mostly talk to the australians and ennzedders
[01:22] <sxh> A DAY WITHOUT AN IMMIGRANT
[01:22] <andrew> sounds pretty good
[01:22] <sxh> sounds like a lot of people will feel the pain of anal sex
[01:23] <andrew> that's pretty good imho
[01:23] <sxh> yeah, well
[01:23] <sxh> ...
[01:23] <sxh> keep it heterosexual
[01:23] <andrew> of course
[01:24] <andrew> that's gayer than anal sex between two men, wait that's four men, and that's
[01:24] <sxh> i can't wait to read cnn
[01:24] <sxh> just making a quip like that has reduced your heterosexuality by 10%
[01:25] <sxh> wow
[01:25] <andrew> agreed
[01:25] <sxh> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/05/01/immigrant.day/index.html
[01:25] <sxh> MEELIONZ EKSPEKTED
[01:25] <sxh> MEEEEEEEEEEELIONZ
[01:26] <andrew> what the fuck is immigrant day
[01:26] * sxh imitates early "looney tunes" supporting cast
[01:26] <sxh> MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELIONZ
[01:27] <andrew> why would you protest something stupid like illegal aliens
[01:28] <sxh> because there's legislation going through congress that makes it illegal to hir
[01:28] <andrew> i thought it already was illegal
[01:28] <sxh> and redefines a lot of existing law about that
[01:28] <sxh> to make penalties for hiring stricter, and offers incentives for police
[01:28] <andrew> i don't think they should decriminalize it or make the penalties harsher
[01:28] <sxh> to actively prosecute people that hire immigrants
[01:28] <andrew> i think that they should just lower the naturalization cost and effort
[01:28] <sxh> which is what previously was not being done
[01:29] <sxh> well it's ridiculous
[01:29] <Tordek> i'm off to sleep
[01:29] <Tordek> g'nite fellas
[01:29] <andrew> later tordek
[01:30] <sxh> http://www.daywithoutanimmigrant.com/
[01:32] <sxh> pretty big on anal sex
[01:32] <sxh> heh
[01:32] <sxh> well
[01:55] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/wtf%20crazy%20girl.jpg
[01:59] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[02:00] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/what%20the%20hell%20is%20wrong%20with%
[02:07] <Kalamazoo> Rjx that first one honestly made me think wtf
[02:10] * TMH___ is now known as TMH_
[02:13] <andrew> that's one stupid white girl
[02:13] <andrew> or azn girl
[02:13] <andrew> either way whatever stupid dialup >:(
[02:14] <Rjx> man, 16 hours of sleep can mess with your head
[02:15] <Kalamazoo> its an asian chick
[02:17] <Kalamazoo> haha for some reason dekkon is in my gmail contact list
[02:17] <Kalamazoo> i think he might have sent me a gmail invite last year or something
[02:17] <andrew> yeah i know it is
[02:17] <andrew> i am on dialup and it hadn't loaded yet
[02:18] <andrew> i assumed it was a white chick because there was no detail on the face
[02:18] <Kalamazoo> haha i have clicked it about 3 times
[02:18] <Kalamazoo> and every time i just wonder wtf
[02:18] <andrew> hmm
[02:18] <andrew> you have to log in to get to /offensive
[02:18] <andrew> :(
[02:18] <Kalamazoo> i didnt
[02:19] <Rjx> 2kool4u
[02:19] <Kalamazoo> the second one is just gay
[02:19] <Kalamazoo> and i mean gay
[02:19] <andrew> not the pictures
[02:19] <andrew> the actual dir, broseph
[02:19] <Kalamazoo> who says broseph
[02:20] <andrew> i do, brozilla
[02:20] <Rjx> yeah angelie brolie
[02:20] <andrew> hahaha
[02:20] <Rjx> *angelina
[02:29] <Rjx> http://www.cs.technion.ac.il/~gershon/EscherForReal/WaterfallFullRealClrFront.g
[02:29] <Rjx> haha holy fuck that's awesome
[02:30] <Rjx> i used to stare at that sketch/painting on the wall during math lessons
[02:31] <Rjx> always made my brain do backflips
[02:36] <Rjx> for pen: http://www.woot.com/Images/contest/69-Crackerers.jpg
[02:44] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[03:12] <bjornh> good evening.
[03:21] <Omnica> heya buddies
[03:21] <Omnica> whats happening in the world of geekissues
[03:22] <andrew> a whole lotta nothin'
[03:23] <Omnica> site back up?
[03:26] <Omnica> heres some humor
[03:26] <Omnica> http://www.nexopia.com/profile.php?uid=763850
[04:15] <ExZippo> I'M GON RAPE YOU
[04:33] <daze> http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,575021,00.jpg
[04:33] <Rjx> that's what happens if you're unclear when you order a ginger beer
[04:34] <ScumFrog`> heh
[04:34] <ScumFrog`> he seems pretty upset about something
[04:35] <andrew> well he's obviously upset because he's in a quandary
[04:35] <Rjx> i may be wrong
[04:35] <Thuryn> MY BEARD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BLEACHED
[04:35] <andrew> to cherish his islamic beliefs and heritage or to adhere to catholic irish f
[04:35] <Thuryn> IT WS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RED LIKE THE IRISHMAN!
[04:35] <Rjx> but that banner in the background looks like it says something about boris yels
[04:48] <ScumFrog`> w2 London, England
[04:48] <poopy> ScumFrog` temp 54F/12C; wind WSW 17mph/28kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunr
[04:56] <ExZippo> http://whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/atoms.gif
[04:56] <ExZippo> hahahaha
[05:07] <daze> http://www.crayonline.com/pics/caution_goggles.jpg
[05:21] <Rjx> relatives finally cleared out
[05:21] <Rjx> hallelujah
[05:24] <Tark-Work> silly
[05:27] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[05:30] <Tark-Work> ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh spambots........you get me so hard.... when you dcc
[05:37] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog`
[06:01] <timmo> [06:21] [Rjx] hallelujah
[06:02] <timmo> dont you mean hallefalujah?
[06:02] <timmo> you terrorist.
[06:02] <Thuryn> there's one important thing that terrorists need to remember about Fallujah
[06:03] <Thuryn> they lost
[06:03] <Thuryn> ;]
[06:03] <timmo> http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/issuesideas/story.html?id=3367a219-f3
[06:03] <sili> we need to get China in on the whole iraq thing
[06:03] <timmo> fucking canadians
[06:03] <sili> 2 million troops
[06:03] <timmo> always making us look bad
[06:04] <timmo> by learning from our fuckups
[06:04] <sili> that should put a damper on any revolution
[06:04] <sili> also we can then tell iran
[06:04] <sili> 'ya, you should really do what we say'
[06:08] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[06:17] <Thuryn> china could totally own Iraq
[06:18] <Tark-Work> and then what
[06:18] <Tark-Work> grow rice there?
[06:24] <sili> too earthquake prone
[06:25] <Tark-Work> too 'nuked by iran' prone
[06:26] <sili> any country that every friday they shout 'death the america'
[06:26] <sili> and burn US flags
[06:26] <sili> probably doesn't like us
[06:26] <sili> and probably will nuke us
[06:27] <Kurin> Man
[06:27] <Kurin> We should probably be nicer to them
[06:30] <sili> they pretty much hate us
[06:30] <sili> and blame the US for every problem they have
[06:34] <Kurin> Well, threatening to go in and make them just like Iraq probably isn't the be
[06:34] <sili> yeah
[06:35] <sili> honestly
[06:35] <sili> we should help them
[06:35] <sili> they want nukes they are going to have them
[06:35] <timmo> i think we should just start mass genociding people
[06:35] <sili> we can at least make sure they aren't gonna kill themselves in the process
[06:38] <sili> or just carpet bomb them
[06:38] <sili> no one can build weapons if they are all fucking dead
[06:43] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:47] <Rjx> ding dong
[06:47] <jonathans> wing wong
[06:47] <jonathans> got a rap for my clownz
[06:47] <Rjx> shout out to all the kitchens with downz
[06:48] <Rjx> seems most of my package compiling problems were due to using hardened gcc
[06:48] <michael`> [09:47am] RPG: You have entered a room who is currently playing Truth or D
[06:49] * RPG Rjx ??
[06:49] <Rjx> what is it
[06:49] <Jimmothy> hah, it did that last time
[06:49] <daze> !commands
[06:49] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/genghis_tron-chapels.mp3
[06:49] <daze> !sgame
[06:49] <RPG> Truth or Dare Game is now enabled. To opt out of the game play please set your
[06:50] <daze> lame
[06:50] <Jimmothy> remember to have fun
[06:50] <Jimmothy> ill put it on my todo list
[06:50] <michael`> haha
[06:50] <Rjx> did someone bring that in here?
[06:50] <Rjx> or is it completely random
[06:50] <Rjx> or what
[06:50] <Jimmothy> it was in #ot the other day
[06:51] <timmo> its completely banned is what
[06:51] <timmo> bitches
[06:51] <Rjx> works for me
[06:51] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/genghis_tron-chapels.mp3
[06:52] <sili> 'well, see you didn't really give any guidelines for mating'
[06:52] <sili> 'well, did you name it'
[06:52] <sili> 'ya, it's name is paul'
[06:52] <sili> 'well, that's really great'
[06:52] <sili> 'cause it's going the fuck overboard'
[06:53] <michael`> haha
[06:53] <michael`> i expected brian to say something about how the bible advocated slavery
[06:54] <michael`> or soem shit like that
[06:54] <Rjx> good fg episode last night?
[06:54] <daze> it was aiight
[06:54] <sili> yeah
[06:54] <michael`> yeah
[06:54] <sili> had some REALLY funny parts
[06:54] <sili> like the one above
[06:54] <daze> twas about gay marriage
[06:55] <sili> it's downloading next after sopranos
[06:55] <sili> want me to link you when it's done?
[06:56] <Rjx> that would be excellent
[06:56] <sili> kk
[07:01] <ScmFrg`a> Im going to stab someone in the heart
[07:01] <ScmFrg`a> in a minute
[07:01] <ScmFrg`a> fucking womens
[07:01] <FlaVouR> I agree
[07:01] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog`
[07:22] <GerbilWrk> so where in lilo.conf does it determine the boot up delay before loading
[07:22] <Rjx> no clue personally
[07:22] <Rjx> using grub
[07:23] <jonathans> that is not hard to find online
[07:23] <GerbilWrk> i thought so too
[07:24] <jonathans> timeout=
[07:24] <jonathans> http://www.redhat.com/docs/manuals/linux/RHL-8.0-Manual/ref-guide/s1-grub
[07:24] <jonathans> single google search
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> and i found a few places that say it's "timeout=" or "delay="
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> but it was at 1200 originally, and waiting 2 minutes
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> so I changed it to 2, and it's still waiting 2 minutes
[07:24] <jonathans> timeout=50 sets the amount of time that LILO will wait for user input bef
[07:24] <jonathans> that's because you didn't run lilo again.
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> i rebooted
[07:24] <jonathans> no
[07:24] <jonathans> you run lilo
[07:24] <jonathans> after editing the conf
[07:24] <jonathans> always
[07:25] <jonathans> sudo -s
[07:25] <jonathans> lilo
[07:25] <jonathans> reboot
[07:25] <Thuryn> and you must
[07:25] <Thuryn> remember
[07:25] <Thuryn> to hit enter
[07:25] <Thuryn> in irc
[07:25] <Thuryn> as if you were in AIM
[07:25] <jonathans> when a command goes on a line all on its own
[07:25] <jonathans> you had better hit enter
[07:25] <jonathans> sudo -syourpasswordliloreboot
[07:25] <jonathans> will not work.
[07:25] <Thuryn> sudo lilo
[07:25] <jonathans> contrary to popular belief
[07:25] <csqrl> ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> : /
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> thanks jonathans, gonna try that
[07:26] <jonathans> that would be dumb as well
[07:26] <jonathans> since if you run lilo and your conf is wrong
[07:26] <Thuryn> or better: sudo grub-install /dev/hda
[07:26] <jonathans> you must again sudo
[07:26] <jonathans> hah
[07:26] <Thuryn> no, sudo caches your credentials for a short time
[07:26] <Rjx> abc is providing full episodes of new shows online for free, seemingly
[07:26] <Rjx> ad supported
[07:27] <Rjx> big US VIEWERS ONLY
[07:27] <jonathans> does not matter, you must again sudo, because you will not have the shell
[07:27] <jonathans> -shell
[07:27] <jonathans> -shell
[07:27] <csqrl> sudo bash
[07:27] <jonathans> i just su -
[07:27] <csqrl> yeah
[07:27] <jonathans> fuck all that paranoid shit
[07:27] <csqrl> sudo bash kind of removes any point of sudo
[07:27] <jonathans> no one gives a shit about my box
[07:28] <Thuryn> jonathans, like hell they don't
[07:28] <csqrl> disable su in savor of sudo and then sudo bash to achieve the same thing
[07:28] <jonathans> you don't know the first thing about my setup
[07:28] <GerbilWrk> that did it jonathans, thanks
[07:28] <jonathans> no problem
[07:28] <Thuryn> don't care about your setup. any CPU or HD i can make use of by remote is u
[07:28] <jonathans> won't be mine
[07:29] <Thuryn> <jonathans> fuck all that paranoid shit <-- probably yours before
[07:29] <jonathans> seriously doubt it
[07:29] <jonathans> the box sits there
[07:29] <jonathans> its a firewall
[07:29] <jonathans> it does nothing
[07:29] <Thuryn> that doesn't make it immune to remote exploits
[07:30] <Rjx> jonathans: you still need to protect the garbage file
[07:30] <jonathans> oh yeah there's a bunch of those
[07:30] <jonathans> haha
[07:30] <Thuryn> actually, yes, there are
[07:30] <jonathans> clearly
[07:30] <jonathans> its been online for a couple years, i imagine all kinds of people use thi
[07:31] <Thuryn> how would you know? you never check it or run chkrootkit on it.
[07:31] <jonathans> even though it goes offline regularly twice a year and i put a new distro
[07:31] <csqrl> my setups aren't very hardened and i've been cool for a lifetime
[07:31] <jonathans> yes obviously those hacks are bios resident
[07:31] <jonathans> elite remote exploitz in my kernelz
[07:31] <jonathans> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FUD
[07:31] <Thuryn> whatever. idiot.
[07:31] <jonathans> its a fucking home router
[07:31] <jonathans> thank god
[07:31] <Rjx> haha what the hell was that about
[07:32] <jonathans> it takes forever to troll people these days
[07:32] <jonathans> i dont even have a linux box
[07:32] <csqrl> [S+Z] Thuryn has left channel #geekissues (you can't cure stupid)
[07:32] <csqrl> fofo
[07:32] <jonathans> that would be the funniest thing i could say at this point
[07:32] <jonathans> sometimes i wish it was true
[07:33] <Rjx> i'm wearing my power ring
[07:33] <Rjx> made out of bluetac
[07:33] <Rjx> time to make use of the afternoon
[07:33] <jonathans> someone once ssh'd in with the username games-ded and put an apache conf
[07:33] <jonathans> when gentoo had that exploit
[07:33] <jonathans> it was redirecting virtual hosts to some brazillian web portal
[07:33] <jonathans> clever fucking hackery
[07:34] <csqrl> just limit ssh to certain ips or move the port
[07:34] <jonathans> like i wasnt going to see 500 connections in netstat being proxied to me
[07:34] <csqrl> eliminate 80% of worry
[07:34] <jonathans> i do
[07:34] <jonathans> to ssh into this box you have to remote desktop to my pc, through the box
[07:34] <jonathans> login as me
[07:34] <jonathans> ssh with my key
[07:35] <jonathans> or have the key in your .ssh dir i guess
[07:35] <csqrl> you'll be fine fo lyphe
[07:35] <Rjx> 2
[07:35] <jonathans> it used to run on a nonstandard port as well
[07:35] <Rjx> rt
[07:35] <Rjx> er
[07:35] <jonathans> i have been working on the iptables settings for ssh knock
[07:35] <jonathans> but i dont have time/effort/focus
[07:36] <Rjx> i have read snippets about port-knocking shit
[07:36] <Rjx> looks pretty interesting
[07:36] <jonathans> its cake
[07:36] <jonathans> conceptually
[07:36] <csqrl> my shit gets hammered often
[07:36] <jonathans> apache gets a lot of rundll32 uri's
[07:36] <csqrl> drones running brute force ssh stuff gets annoying as hell
[07:36] <jonathans> that's it
[07:37] <csqrl> osx will slow down pretty hard if it goes on for a long time
[07:37] <jonathans> hm
[07:37] <Rjx> set up a honeypot that lets them into a read-only env
[07:38] <Rjx> every time they try to execute a command
[07:38] <Rjx> return a shakespeare line
[07:38] <c-rOCK> ill hammer your shit
[07:38] <jonathans> tail /var/log/messages is basically empty
[07:38] <jonathans> a mark every 20 minutes
[07:38] <jonathans> for the past 3 hours
[07:38] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[07:38] <brad-> om
[07:38] <brad-> g
[07:38] <brad-> last night i tried watching this movie the perfect score
[07:39] <brad-> i thought it would be about robing or some shit
[07:39] <brad-> ended up being a gay mtv movie about the sat
[07:39] <brad-> turned that shit off in like 3 mins
[07:39] <DigDug> owned
[07:39] <c-rOCK> mtv wins again
[07:39] <jonathans> you should have gotten the score
[07:39] <jonathans> which is a movie about robbing
[07:39] <brad-> i didnt rent it or anything
[07:40] <brad-> just took it from the dvd book my roommate has
[07:41] <jonathans> o
[07:43] <brad-> fuck
[07:43] <brad-> today is the 1st
[07:43] <brad-> i need to pay rent
[07:43] <DigDug> haha sucker
[07:44] <brad-> here goes 450$ down the drain
[07:44] <brad-> ive made liike 4k the last week though
[07:44] <brad-> ;]
[07:47] <Kurin> Your rent's only 450?
[07:47] <brad-> half
[07:47] <brad-> my roommate drops the other 450
[07:47] <jeek> My rent's only $425
[07:47] <jeek> I pay $210
[07:48] <jeek> utils included
[07:48] <brad-> apartment ?
[07:48] <jeek> aye
[07:48] * Kurin pays $580 of a $1750 rent
[07:48] <brad-> jeek you live in da ghetto apts or what ?
[07:48] <jeek> Ghetto city
[07:49] <brad-> that sucks
[07:49] <jeek> Appartment is actually decent
[07:49] <brad-> my house is huge
[07:49] <brad-> in nice neighborhood
[07:49] <brad-> we are youngest people on the block
[07:49] <brad-> everyone else looks like they are retire
[07:49] <brad-> d
[08:00] * GerbilWrk pays 685 of a 685 rent :(
[08:00] <jonathans> mines 450 too
[08:00] <jonathans> not including anything
[08:00] <jonathans> maybe water
[08:01] <geck> heh
[08:01] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: that must be insignificant compared to your child support outgoings
[08:01] <geck> that's how you know you're in a good neighborhood
[08:01] <jonathans> same deal, old people
[08:01] <jonathans> small town, end of a cul-de-sac
[08:01] <jonathans> 7 bedroom house
[08:01] <jonathans> me and six girls.
[08:01] <GerbilWrk> :(
[08:01] <jonathans> move in date is june 6
[08:01] <jonathans> or something like that
[08:02] <jonathans> cant wait
[08:02] <jonathans> CHILD SUPPORT?!
[08:02] <csqrl> what credit cards does everyone have
[08:02] <csqrl> companies
[08:02] <csqrl> capital one, etc
[08:02] <Kurin> BoA/Visa
[08:03] <GerbilWrk> Chase Visa and Wells Fargo Visa
[08:03] <jonathans> i do not have credit
[08:03] <csqrl> i have some credit due to a bunch of bank accounts and some other shit
[08:03] <csqrl> but it's "limited credit"
[08:04] <csqrl> credit is a bitch
[08:04] <csqrl> need to build it
[08:04] <jonathans> quite
[08:04] <csqrl> guess i could go through frost
[08:04] <DigDug> my rent is 550 (half)
[08:04] <jonathans> closest thing i have to credit is occasionally using my debit card as cre
[08:04] <DigDug> i have no credit cards
[08:04] <csqrl> word
[08:04] <jonathans> which is fronted by mastercard
[08:04] <csqrl> i <3 debit cards
[08:04] <DigDug> my debit card is also mastercard
[08:04] <DigDug> the only problem is
[08:05] <DigDug> some places refuse debit and require credit
[08:05] <DigDug> like car rental
[08:05] <jonathans> well
[08:05] <jonathans> yes
[08:05] <DigDug> but i have a car
[08:05] <jonathans> and i hate cars
[08:05] <GerbilWrk> how can you people not have credit? I understand bad credit, but no credi
[08:05] <DigDug> i just can't rent one out of town
[08:05] <csqrl> no == limited
[08:05] <GerbilWrk> I have excellent credit according to Grande
[08:05] <DigDug> mine is pretty bad actually
[08:05] <GerbilWrk> and circuit city
[08:06] <GerbilWrk> Circuit City said POW, $7000 credit limit, enjoy!
[08:06] <jonathans> haha
[08:06] <jonathans> in store, yeah
[08:06] <jonathans> i am in best buy's reward zone
[08:07] <jonathans> maybe they will get some kind of telephone car in stock
[08:07] <jonathans> and then i can buy it
[08:07] <brad-> i hate bestbuy
[08:07] <jonathans> so do i
[08:07] <var> w 63122
[08:07] <brad-> they gave me 1400 credit
[08:07] <brad-> w 799416
[08:07] <jonathans> buy a laptop
[08:08] <GerbilWrk> I think that's what I will do at circuit city once I pay off the cameras
[08:08] <jonathans> actually i would just buy an xbox360
[08:08] <jonathans> and some games
[08:08] <brad-> lol
[08:08] <brad-> i have one already
[08:08] <jonathans> no wait
[08:08] <jonathans> i would buy just the xbox
[08:08] <jonathans> a few of them
[08:08] <jonathans> and mod them all
[08:08] <brad-> i used the best buy shit to buy an ipod
[08:08] <jonathans> then resell them on ebay
[08:09] <brad-> and a desktop comp
[08:09] <jonathans> $1400 credit at best buy -> 3 xbox360's -> $1800 - $2000 in your pa
[08:09] <GerbilWrk> i like the circuit city card because they always offer no interest finaci
[08:10] <brad-> i have to go sell some weed and pay rent
[08:10] <brad-> peace
[08:10] <jonathans> haha
[08:10] <jonathans> yeah if you can pay the shit off quick that's a good deal
[08:11] <GerbilWrk> so I have $200 left to pay off, at $50 a month (my choice not theirs) and
[08:12] <jonathans> good way to get a fairly large plasma screen tv
[08:12] <jonathans> or their other bigger things
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> yeah
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> but bad way to make house payments when that time comes
[08:14] <jonathans> trudat
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> which hopefully comes after this years lease
[08:15] <brad-> im trying to save 20k
[08:15] <brad-> so i can move
[08:15] <jonathans> youcould do that in a month if you had enough weed to sell
[08:15] <brad-> lol
[08:16] <brad-> i made 4gs this week
[08:16] <brad-> but i got a new comp
[08:16] <brad-> and had to pay rent
[08:16] <brad-> and bills
[08:16] <brad-> ;[
[08:16] <Rjx> what's the profit margin on weed
[08:16] <brad-> i make 200 a lb
[08:16] <brad-> selling it by the brick
[08:16] <jonathans> well
[08:16] <brad-> i dont nickell and dime
[08:16] <jonathans> maybe not that quick then
[08:17] <brad-> 200 x 20 = 4000
[08:17] <brad-> 2x a month
[08:18] <brad-> but i usually only keep 4k a month
[08:18] <jonathans> that is a lot of weed to be selling
[08:18] <brad-> no
[08:18] <brad-> thas not shit
[08:18] <brad-> i know gets that get 100lb shipments
[08:18] <brad-> just of shittier stuff
[08:19] <brad-> this is super high grade
[08:19] <brad-> and it sells itself
[08:19] <brad-> and taste so good
[08:19] <brad-> ask snow
[08:19] <brad-> i puffed him one time when i was in austin
[08:20] <jonathans> it certainly sounds like enough to attract attention
[08:21] <geck> brad... you houstonian?
[08:21] <geck> I see you're in thc\ip's channel
[08:21] <geck> thus why I ask :-P
[08:22] <Apocalupe> hi
[08:23] <brad-> no
[08:23] <brad-> i live in tx though ;[
[08:23] <brad-> welli spend the weeks in tx
[08:23] <geck> ah
[08:23] <brad-> most weekends i head out of state
[08:24] <brad-> houston sucks
[08:24] <brad-> i hate the weather there
[08:24] <geck> haha
[08:24] <brad-> hot + humidity
[08:24] <geck> I like central tx better
[08:24] <jonathans> i dont know anybody that likes houston
[08:24] <geck> but I prefer houston to toronto
[08:25] <brad-> i hate all of tx
[08:25] * geck prefers the hot over the cold
[08:25] <brad-> i like the cold
[08:25] <brad-> take me to the tundra where i can see my breathe
[08:25] <geck> I love texas winters :)
[08:26] <geck> well "winters"
[08:26] <brad-> where you at ?
[08:26] <brad-> it usually gets cold where i am
[08:26] <brad-> but not this winter
[08:26] <brad-> i remember weariing shorts in january
[08:27] <geck> houston
[08:27] <geck> well, baytown
[08:27] <geck> but might as well be houston ^_^
[08:30] <brad-> im in lubbock
[08:30] <brad-> the most beautiful place in tx
[08:30] <brad-> rofl
[08:32] <geck> lol
[08:33] <geck> the least dry dry county in the us :-P
[08:41] <GerbilWrk> i've got a friend that moved to lubbock
[08:41] <GerbilWrk> from Corpus
[08:43] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[08:44] <Tark-Work> I once knew a man from corpus. He got caught fucking a porpise. He got
[08:45] <Tark-Work> THANK YOU GOODNIGHT!
[08:45] <Rjx> corpus doesn't rhyme with #geekissues
[08:46] <Rjx> neither does porpoise
[08:46] <Tark-Work> thx :(
[08:46] <GerbilWrk> they didn't kick me out, they just asked me not to return
[08:53] <brad-> corpus sucks also
[08:53] <brad-> i hate allof tx
[08:53] <bos`> ya no gambling in tx
[08:53] <bos`> lameeee
[08:53] <brad-> lol
[08:54] <brad-> this new pharrell and dj drama is dope
[08:54] <daze> Anna Nicole Smith wins at Supreme Court http://networks.org/?src=cnn:2006:LAW:
[08:54] <daze> brad-: link?
[08:57] <brad-> ?
[08:57] <brad-> its a torrent
[08:57] <brad-> in my mind prequel
[08:58] <daze> got a link to the torrent?
[08:58] <brad-> www.torrentspy.com
[09:00] <brad-> bos
[09:00] <brad-> you my b itch
[09:03] <bos`> lol fuck off
[09:04] <Aphy> :<
[09:06] <TheRat> hey
[09:07] <Tark-Work> If you provide sufficiently detailed information on a tax cheat to the Cr
[09:09] <daze> none of the torrents work
[09:09] <Tark-Work> the torrents are down
[09:10] <mef> Tark-Work and you'll be no better than the Gestapo informers!
[09:10] <Tark-Work> "We determined from a study that one in 10 informants actually asks for a
[09:10] <Tark-Work> and if you wanna go state's evidence on ANYONE for ANYTHING, you better m
[09:13] <sili> I AM ONLY GETTING 3MBIT FROM MY 10MBIT PIPE
[09:13] <sili> YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST
[09:13] <sili> I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN PAY FOR THIS
[09:13] <sili> 'you are using 56mbit'
[09:13] <sili> "oh, lemme look into that"
[09:13] <sili> <click>
[09:14] <Tark-Work> someone's lookin at pooooooooooorn...haha
[09:16] <wntd> argh
[09:16] <sili> he calls all fucking time
[09:16] <sili> telling me how many problems he has
[09:16] <sili> he never checks to see if it's his problem
[09:16] <sili> just calls
[09:17] <TheRat> its your fault, you know? once you helped him ONCE, he attaches to your very
[09:17] <TheRat> like a leech
[09:18] <sili> I'll shut his fucking interface
[09:18] <sili> and delete his ips from our network
[09:18] <sili> and route them up to chicago
[09:18] <sili> and null route them
[09:18] <sili> no one will be able to fix it
[09:19] <sili> the power went out on thursday night for a whole 20 minutes
[09:19] <sili> and he's just pissed about it
[09:21] <dekkon> cut his cable line
[09:21] <dekkon> that'll show him
[09:21] <sili> he called me an idiot on friday
[09:21] <sili> cause I didn't know when the power would be back
[09:22] <sili> I AM NOT THE FUCKING POWER COMPANY
[09:22] <sili> ass
[09:22] <dekkon> youre supposed to be psychic
[09:22] <dekkon> duh
[09:22] <live> cut his throat
[09:22] <Tark-Work> did you give him the number to IPL?
[09:22] <live> that'll show him
[09:23] <sili> ahhh
[09:23] <sili> irony
[09:24] <sili> he hasn't payed his bill in like 3 months
[09:24] <sili> I just told accounting
[09:24] <Kurin> I like that route them to Chicago bit
[09:24] <sili> she's calling him now
[09:24] <Kurin> That really has potential
[09:25] <sili> hopefully I can shut him off
[09:25] <sili> :D
[09:26] <terminal> damn sili
[09:26] <terminal> the power goes out often at your datacenter
[09:26] <geck> termi!
[09:26] <terminal> hi2u
[09:27] <Tark-Work> what the fuck
[09:28] <Tark-Work> nice host
[09:28] <s3_> thx
[09:34] <TheRat> so, last night I tried teh lucid dreaming thingie...
[09:34] <r3in> how did that go?
[09:34] <TheRat> it totally works. So I picked an adventure, and choose "post-apocalyptic ear
[09:34] <TheRat> its like realistic gaming in your sleep
[09:35] <r3in> what did you do to induce it?
[09:36] <TheRat> 10 minute recording before sleeping, then a series of alarms, going of every
[09:36] <Rjx> lucid dreaming is pretty fun
[09:36] <TheRat> so you start to wake up and falling asleep repetedly
[09:36] <Rjx> it really needs you to have a lot of time to sleep though
[09:36] <TheRat> it messes your mind so it thinks you are awake, but you are really sleeping
[09:36] <Rjx> and to not have to rush in the morning
[09:37] <Rjx> TheRat: Wake/Back to Bed method seems to be hugely effective
[09:37] <Rjx> i.e sleep 5 hours, stay awake for an hour
[09:37] <Rjx> then go back to sleep
[09:38] <TheRat> anyways
[09:38] <TheRat> it is like the evolution of videogames
[09:38] <TheRat> be what you want, anywhere. Make your adventure, your mind is the limit
[09:39] <Rjx> yeah that's really only the beginning though
[09:39] <Workdug> mmm cheese
[09:39] <TheRat> too bad it ain't got multiplayer
[09:39] <r3in> may i ask how you set the themes?
[09:39] <r3in> Rjx wait 50 some years
[09:39] <r3in> you could link yourself
[09:39] <Rjx> the more interesting aspect is once you start questioning what parts are really
[09:39] <Rjx> you can throw gravity out the window
[09:39] <Rjx> pretty much any ordinary sense of perception
[09:40] <Tark-Work> you ever try it with Melatonin?
[09:40] <TheRat> nah, no drugs
[09:40] <Tark-Work> with 3mg melatonin, you can pretty much disregard reality
[09:40] <Tark-Work> it's a supplement, you cna get it at gnc.
[09:40] <Rjx> i've seen a bunch of lucid dream folks experiment with melatonin
[09:40] <Rjx> it just tends to increase intensity
[09:41] <Tark-Work> yeah
[09:41] <geck> I found nicotine patches work great for lucid dreams..
[09:41] <TheRat> self-suggestion before sleeping, and when you realize you are sleeping you g
[09:41] <Tark-Work> I turned on a seikh med student to it when I was in leicester
[09:41] <Rjx> how many times have you managed to go lucid so far TheRat
[09:41] <Rjx> for me the first 3-4 were luck
[09:41] <Tark-Work> he was like HOLY FUFK every time he saw me
[09:41] <Rjx> after that it started taking real amounts of effort
[09:41] <Rjx> but they began to happen more regularly
[09:42] <daze> someone download my upload from oink
[09:42] <Tark-Work> daze, quick, get it back from them
[09:42] <Jimmothy> what is it?
[09:42] <Workdug> someone give me an oink membership
[09:42] <Rjx> me too
[09:42] <Tark-Work> oh
[09:42] <daze> inspectah deck - the movement
[09:42] <Jimmothy> i need to up something in flac to sork my ratio
[09:42] <Tark-Work> what's oink?
[09:42] <daze> badass album
[09:43] <Jimmothy> i got an invite purly out of asking anyone if they had a jimmy eat world l
[09:43] <Jimmothy> purely
[09:43] <daze> http://oink.me.uk/details.php?id=547787
[09:44] <daze> incase anyone feels like bein nice.. it's worth it if you like hiphop
[09:44] <Jimmothy> 192cbr?
[09:44] <daze> yeah
[09:44] <daze> no lossless
[09:45] <Jimmothy> everything there is in flac cos everyone needs the ratio
[09:45] <Jimmothy> its dumb
[09:45] <Workdug> inflation haha
[09:45] <daze> yeah i hate seein that
[09:45] <daze> it's like theyre all dogs
[09:46] <daze> w/ super sensitive hearing
[09:46] <TheRat> i hate my dial-up...
[09:46] <daze> wtf do a neeed an album thats 4 gb
[09:46] <Jimmothy> half of them dont care for the flac
[09:46] <Workdug> ops plz
[09:46] <r3in> sup Workdug?
[09:46] <Workdug> hi r3in
[09:46] <Jimmothy> its the fact someone downloading 400+mb instead of 70-130mb gets the a bet
[09:46] <Workdug> hi lurking jester
[09:46] <r3in> busy today?
[09:46] <pinin> howdy
[09:46] <Zera> gnight all
[09:47] <jonathans> http://imdb.com/title/tt0164930/
[09:48] <Workdug> all over jon's face
[09:48] <Workdug> and tits
[09:48] <jonathans> i have 30E's
[09:49] <dekkon> those some large boobs
[09:51] <Workdug> [helf] hahah, awesome. i just did a search on comcast usenet server for
[09:51] <Workdug> akn?
[09:51] <s3_> http://irc-galleria.net/view.php?nick=^Jenni^&image_id=24799816
[09:51] <s3_> huge boobs
[09:51] <Workdug> :(
[09:51] <Workdug> [12:51] *** ^jenni^: No such nick/channel
[09:51] <jonathans> check dalnet
[09:51] <s3_> ehheh
[09:52] <Workdug> no thx
[09:52] <pinin> kill
[09:52] <TheRat> I've seen bigger...
[09:52] <s3_> where?
[09:53] <TheRat> this is colombia! in the streets, just like it
[09:54] <s3_> :(
[09:54] <Workdug> A9 (Amazon's search engine) and Alexa (online traffic monitoring service)
[09:54] <Workdug> jester ---^
[09:54] <dekkon> .link http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/30/1441/59811?q=mx transcript of
[09:55] <poopy> dekkon - http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/4/30/1441/59811?q=mx - transcript
[09:55] <Workdug> haha i was going to watch that on the train
[09:55] <pinin> wow pen
[09:55] <Workdug> but then i've been kind of on the fence about using my laptop in public pla
[09:56] <pinin> you use it everywhere
[09:56] <pinin> ;[
[09:56] <Workdug> and this hipster guy sitting across from me was like, "man, you really shou
[09:56] <Workdug> so i put it away
[09:56] <Workdug> and he let me borrow his newspaper
[09:56] <pinin> haha dizamn
[09:56] <Workdug> i was like, "sure, thanks!"
[09:56] <Workdug> he was like, "you want to borrow the sun while i read the times?"
[09:57] <Workdug> and then i gave him some candy when i got off the train
[09:57] <Workdug> deafening silence in the channel
[09:58] <daze> :|
[09:58] <daze> and youre ruining it!
[09:58] <daze> how ya doing pen
[09:58] <Workdug> clarification: when i said "candy", i meant small things made of sugar, not
[09:58] <Workdug> pretty good
[09:58] <Workdug> and you, sir?
[09:59] <pinin> rofl why would you give some guy candy?
[09:59] <pinin> ;[
[09:59] <daze> im alright.
[09:59] <live> you sure do meet some nice people on the train!
[09:59] <daze> havin some breakfast/lunch
[09:59] <Workdug> yeah live
[10:00] <Workdug> i probably should've exchanged contact info
[10:00] <Workdug> and taken his photo
[10:00] <Workdug> but my camera is worth about the same as my laptop, so i didn't feel like t
[10:00] <ducklord> y helo thar
[10:01] <Workdug> ducklord: HI2U!!! ASL???
[10:01] <ducklord> I give my heart to you
[10:03] <pinin> ducklord is alive!
[10:04] <Workdug> <+ben-xo> "!!!" is the noise i make when i'm sitting on the toilet an
[10:04] <ducklord> indeed he is
[10:04] <Workdug> akn?
[10:04] <ohnedich> about the topic, girls say that cauze they wanna make us feel small
[10:04] <Jimmothy> k
[10:04] <Workdug> i'm thinking... KIL
[10:04] <ohnedich> L
[10:06] * ohnedich is now known as whiteninj
[10:06] <ducklord> ripoff!
[10:06] <Workdug> *** Topic for sa is: Happy birthday sham-sham! =) Are you 30 yet?
[10:06] <Workdug> * sham is 28
[10:06] <Workdug> <@sham> which is wierd, cos i actually thought i was already 28, free
[10:06] <Workdug> <@pipes> thats just um
[10:06] <Workdug> <@pipes> wow man
[10:06] <Workdug> <@pipes> just wow
[10:06] <Workdug> akn?
[10:07] * whiteninj is now known as ohnedich
[10:07] <ScmFrg`a> kill
[10:07] <Jimmothy> k
[10:07] <ohnedich> fuck a duck and call me slappy...
[10:08] <ohnedich> i need a shower
[10:08] <Jimmothy> so go buy one
[10:08] <Jimmothy> theyre quicker and cleaner than baths
[10:08] <ohnedich> yup
[10:08] <ohnedich> but baths are like drugs man
[10:08] <ohnedich> addictive
[10:08] <ohnedich> showers are not
[10:08] <ohnedich> in my case
[10:08] <Jimmothy> if i have a bath i shower after
[10:08] <ohnedich> lool
[10:08] <Jimmothy> the muck just stays in the water with you
[10:09] <ohnedich> going to get one
[10:09] <ohnedich> brb
[10:09] <Jimmothy> the shower washes right off
[10:09] <ducklord> [19:07] <ohnedich> fuck a duck and call me slappy...
[10:09] <ducklord> IS IT IN YET?
[10:10] <ducklord> rimshot
[10:10] <TheRat> damn, midday, know what that means?
[10:10] <ducklord> daddy wants you to bend over?
[10:10] <ducklord> rimshot again!
[10:11] <TheRat> for crying outloud, why do I keep putting on this virtual "shoot me" sign?
[10:12] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[10:12] <Workdug> * Finished! 0 approved, and 49 killed.
[10:13] <Twin`> the doctor's office is bad ass
[10:13] <r3in> thats pretty harsh
[10:13] <pinin> you're harsh
[10:13] <pinin> afk lunch
[10:13] <Twin`> i think i set a new personal best
[10:14] <Twin`> i go to the doctor's office to get a possible ear infection/swimmers' ear che
[10:14] <Twin`> and leave with 4 different perscriptions
[10:14] <r3in> what was it?
[10:14] <Twin`> only one of which being related to the problem i went to the doctor for
[10:14] <ScmFrg`a> aha
[10:15] <ScmFrg`a> I think i'll watch the mask of zorro just to see catherine zeta jones clea
[10:15] * ScmFrg`a is now known as ScumFrog`
[10:16] <Twin`> i was perscribed some sort of ear drops, Omnicef, Perscriptuon strength Alleg
[10:17] <Twin`> the allegra-d pills are the size of a goddamn multivitamin
[10:19] <Workdug> is it bigger than your cock?
[10:19] <Twin`> not quite, id have to stack up all the cards in a 6x3x3 stack to accomplish t
[10:24] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[10:24] <Workdug> * Finished! 0 approved, and 10 killed.
[10:27] <daze> http://www.upshizzle.com/x/loop.gif
[10:27] <FlaVouR> Porn?
[10:28] <daze> no
[10:28] <FlaVouR> thats just not fucking acceptable is T?
[10:29] <Workdug> fucking ie
[10:30] <daze> mr. chat.efnet.org :/
[10:30] <Workdug> :/
[10:30] <FlaVouR> :/
[10:30] <pinin> ;[
[10:31] <FlaVouR> you suck
[10:31] <Workdug> yay myspace deaths is back up now that my ad is over
[10:31] <FlaVouR> myspace deaths?
[10:31] <pinin> can you fight for your money?
[10:32] <ducklord> I will fight YOU, pinin
[10:32] <ducklord> winner takes it all
[10:32] <pinin> LET'S GO BITCH
[10:32] <daze> http://server5.ihostphotos.com/show.php?id=23f4Za09a1T29S54c84d8Sc2Gf4247be
[10:32] <ducklord> you win :(
[10:32] <pinin> w00t
[10:33] <FlaVouR> wuss
[10:33] <ducklord> you fight like a girl
[10:33] <FlaVouR> waving your tits around all up in ducklord's face
[10:33] <pinin> hahaha
[10:34] <pinin> <3 woot.com descriptions
[10:34] <pinin> Toshiba Executive: I don’t get it. All these trendy music players use our har
[10:34] <jeek> New pic, behold my fatness: http://jeek.net/gallery/v/jeek/2006/Jeek4.jpg.html
[10:34] <Workdug> ahaha
[10:34] <Workdug> jeek has the highest score on the #geekissues hotornot lineup
[10:34] <Workdug> that has to be worth something
[10:34] <jeek> Contents may have settled a bit
[10:34] <FlaVouR> god damn
[10:34] <bos`> lol
[10:34] <jeek> -_-
[10:34] <bos`> ;[
[10:35] <ducklord> you might be chubby, jeek, but damn, you're pretty happy
[10:35] <FlaVouR> www.cypherpunk.za.net/images/trust.jpg <-- new tattoo
[10:35] <ducklord> I wasn't invited to the hotornot thingie
[10:35] <jeek> ducklord: I'll fucking hunt you down and slit your throat while you sleep. :)
[10:35] <ducklord> I win by default
[10:35] <pinin> Toshiba Marketing Guy: Short answer: degenerating market literacy and unprece
[10:35] <pinin> Toshiba Executive: What are you talking about?
[10:35] <pinin> hahaha
[10:35] <ducklord> jeek: I'll just sleep in a room with a narrow doorway
[10:35] <ducklord> zing!
[10:35] <jeek> Curse you and your narrow doorways!
[10:36] <FlaVouR> http://jeek.net/gallery/v/jeek/2006/01-01-06_0106.jpg.html?g2_GALLERYSID=56
[10:36] <FlaVouR> WHY JEEK WHY!
[10:36] <pinin> nice FlaVouR, that your back or side?
[10:36] <jeek> hahah
[10:36] <jeek> Flavour: I was given a towel with some rice in it.
[10:36] <jeek> They told me it was a heat massager.
[10:36] <FlaVouR> pinin side
[10:36] <jeek> Apparently, you microwave it and put it on your shoulders and it feels awesome
[10:36] <FlaVouR> FYI .. tattoos on your ribs -- HURT LIKE A BITCH
[10:36] <FlaVouR> jeek yeah I have one of those
[10:37] <FlaVouR> they rock
[10:39] <ducklord> time to see a movie
[10:39] <ducklord> peace out and fuck you all
[10:39] <ducklord> 'till next time
[10:39] <pinin> what movie?
[10:39] <pinin> WHAT MOVIE?
[10:39] <FlaVouR> dont see Hostel its crap
[10:39] <ducklord> either trainspotting or
[10:39] <ducklord> hmm
[10:39] <ducklord> a western movie
[10:39] <FlaVouR> A fist full of Dollars!
[10:39] <ducklord> pat garret and billy the kid?
[10:39] <pinin> trainspotting
[10:40] <FlaVouR> CHOOSE LIFE!!
[10:40] <ducklord> agreed
[10:40] <Workdug> hii tmo
[10:40] <FlaVouR> CHOOSE a BIG FUCKIN TELE
[10:40] <ducklord> see you all later
[10:40] <FlaVouR> *cold*
[10:40] <FlaVouR> http://jeek.net/gallery/v/jeek/2006/01-29-06_1304.jpg.html
[10:40] <FlaVouR> class
[10:41] <Tark-Work> hah. yep. that's why we allll go to washington.
[10:41] <FlaVouR> washington looks like it has weather like London
[10:43] <pinin> nah only sometimes
[10:43] <Tark-Work> it's built in a swamp
[10:43] <Tark-Work> decision made by a committee
[10:43] <FlaVouR> great
[10:43] <FlaVouR> same like San Francisco -- who's great idea was it to build a city on the b
[10:44] <FlaVouR> s/beggest/biggest/
[10:45] <Workdug> i think i need a cock i mean coke lol
[10:45] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:45] <Workdug> timo
[10:45] <FlaVouR> bashed
[10:45] <FlaVouR> :D
[10:46] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[10:46] <FlaVouR> *cold*
[10:46] <FlaVouR> god damn I am cold
[10:46] <Workdug> Realtor #1: New York is a great place to move to. They say if you can't mak
[10:46] <Workdug> Realtor #2: Anthony, that's not what they say. It goes, "if you can make it
[10:46] <Workdug> --2nd & Houston
[10:47] <Twin`> FlaVouR: considering san francisco was established before we knew what a faul
[10:47] <FlaVouR> yeah but after thew 1st BIG fucken earthquake .. MOVE!
[10:47] <FlaVouR> its like white trash who live in Tornado alley .. after the nth time your h
[10:48] <FlaVouR> GOD does not want you here!
[10:48] <dekkon> http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/giada_delaurentiis/article/0,1974,FOOD_10968
[10:48] <FlaVouR> and how hard is it to move .. your house has WHEELS!
[10:48] <dekkon> i have never seen a show she is on that she doesnt show off cleavage
[10:49] <FlaVouR> titties on TV = WIn
[10:51] <daze> dekkon: is that a bad thing?
[10:52] <daze> ive noticed sometimes she jiggles on purpose too
[10:52] <sili> anyone want last nights Family Guy?
[10:52] <geck> I did
[10:52] <daze> how big
[10:52] <geck> er
[10:52] <geck> haha
[10:52] <sili> 175megs
[10:52] <geck> I read want as watch
[10:52] <dekkon> last night's family guy disappointed me
[10:52] <sili> the Noah's Arch part was funny as hell
[10:53] <FlaVouR> ark
[10:53] <sili> yeah
[10:53] <Tark-Work> this is soooo classic onion. HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON - Neil
[10:53] <sili> just as I hit enter
[10:54] <dekkon> i wonder if anyone has started keeping count how many times they say "like t
[10:54] <Tark-Work> TRANQUITY BASE: This is Tranquility Base. The Eagle has landed. Jesus H.
[10:55] <Tark-Work> TRANQUILITY: I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fuck
[11:02] <Workdug> i don't understand why someone hasn't built a telescope powerful enough to
[11:07] <daze> there is
[11:07] <daze> somewhere in anaheim
[11:07] <daze> afaik
[11:13] <Twin`> pen: hubble?
[11:13] <Workdug> yeah
[11:13] <Workdug> so why hasn't someone taken a picture of it
[11:14] <Twin`> full photos of the surface of the moon exist
[11:14] <Badtzmaru> you dont need hubble
[11:14] <Badtzmaru> you can do that with a camera and a good telescope from good old terra fi
[11:15] <daze> i think the flag pole would be a spec
[11:15] <Workdug> .link http://www.nysun.com/article/31900
[11:15] <poopy> Workdug - http://www.nysun.com/article/31900 - queued
[11:15] <Workdug> jester pinin jestuh: http://www.nysun.com/article/31900
[11:21] <pinin> nice
[11:29] <ohnedich> pinin a cloud
[11:36] <Twin`> url imdb snakes on a plane
[11:36] <pinkboa> - "imdb snakes on a plane": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
[11:37] <geck> hmm
[11:37] <geck> maff, read slashdot today?
[11:37] <geck> "Apple Looking at ZFS For Mac OS X"
[11:38] <dekkon> .link http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SCOTUS_PLAYMATES_BATTLE?SITE=KY
[11:38] <Workdug> flobi is that link gatherer, right?
[11:38] <poopy> dekkon - http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/S/SCOTUS_PLAYMATES_BATTLE?SITE=
[11:38] <dekkon> yes
[11:38] <sili> yes
[11:39] <Workdug> anger
[11:39] <Twin`> wasn't the ho already given half of the dead dude's cash?
[11:39] <dekkon> no
[11:39] <dekkon> RTFA
[11:39] <dekkon> ;[
[11:42] <Rjx> drupal 4.7.0 out
[11:42] <Ther0> hmm
[11:43] <Ther0> Rjx, according to this bot. I am a drone -.-
[11:43] <Rjx> according to what who when
[11:46] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> I hate it when girls say "Is that it?" YES THAT'S
[11:51] <Rjx> Total taxes, fees, charges and surcharges. This includes the September 11th Se
[11:51] <Rjx> that's completely ridiculous
[11:51] <Rjx> i'm having to pay to get searched?
[11:52] <Workdug> what, you want to get searched for free?
[11:52] <Workdug> this is america, we're not commies
[11:52] <Rjx> that's how it used to be
[11:52] <Rjx> i never used to have to pay a surcharge to have a sweaty bald man with armed of
[11:52] <Rjx> that was a courtesy
[11:53] <Workdug> airlines are trying to increase revenues by charging for amenities
[11:54] <Emmel> If they didn't, they'd just put the prices up instead though.
[11:55] <Rjx> ...
[11:55] <Rjx> that _is_ putting the prices up
[11:55] <Rjx> i don't have a choice in paying the extra choices
[11:55] <pinin> apparantly you don't know how capitalism works
[11:56] <Rjx> i'd like to opt out of being man-handled
[11:56] <Rjx> doesn't seem like that's an option though
[11:56] <Emmel> you think they just shouldn't search people?
[11:56] <Rjx> no, you don't seem to understand
[11:56] <Emmel> or only search those that say it's ok?
[11:56] <Rjx> on the flights that i've taken to boston
[11:56] <Rjx> i've been the one who has been searched
[11:56] <Rjx> nobody else
[11:56] <Rjx> so essentially i'm paying for them to search me
[11:56] <Rjx> for having an arabic name
[11:57] <Rjx> i think that's a tad unfair to be honest
[11:57] <Emmel> I see
[11:57] <pinin> maybe you should change your name to John Smith
[11:57] <pinin> and wear a cowboy hat
[11:57] <pinin> they'd never search you then
[11:57] <Rjx> i've thought about changing my name to something whiter
[11:57] <Rjx> would save me a lot of trouble
[11:58] <SohcahWTF> pinin: No...he should change his name to Jane Smith and be a cross dresse
[11:58] <pinin> Rehan bin Laden doesn't go over well
[11:58] <Rjx> haha
[11:58] <SohcahWTF> god dammit
[11:58] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[11:59] <csqrl> sept 11th security fee?
[11:59] <csqrl> the fuck/.
[11:59] <pinin> oldddddddddd
[11:59] <csqrl> QUIET PIZZA CUTTER
[12:00] <Rjx> yeah virgin atlantic threw that onto the price of the flight
[12:00] <pinin> ;[
[12:00] <Rjx> that + oil surcharges due to rises in cost
[12:00] <Rjx> = extra £130
[12:00] <csqrl> fucking god
[12:00] <Rjx> calc 130 GBP in USD
[12:00] <pinkboa> - 130 British pounds = 235.13100 U.S. dollars
[12:00] <csqrl> yeah
[12:01] <Rjx> i'm going to wait until blair is retired
[12:01] <Rjx> and people have forgotten about him being the prime minister
[12:01] <Rjx> then i'm going to punch him in the mouth
[12:01] <Rjx> for now, i wait
[12:01] <csqrl> the colbert-cspan video was hilarious
[12:01] <geck> I need to see that
[12:01] <csqrl> on the topic of punching presidents in the mouth
[12:01] <Emmel> what is that?
[12:02] <csqrl> i am afraid to link it
[12:02] <csqrl> jestuh will cite me for it
[12:02] <geck> msg it to me
[12:02] <Badtzmaru> someone send it to me, i'll host
[12:02] <csqrl> there's 4918491 torrents
[12:02] <Badtzmaru> then no worries!
[12:02] * geck is it work, he can't torrent here
[12:02] <Badtzmaru> that vid is great though
[12:02] <Badtzmaru> I saw a 'best of' clip
[12:03] <csqrl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcIRXur61II
[12:03] <pinin> olddddddddddddd
[12:03] <csqrl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN0INDOkFuo
[12:03] <csqrl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvar7BKwvQ
[12:03] <csqrl> parts 1, 2, 3
[12:03] <csqrl> DAMN YOU PIZZA MAN
[12:03] <pinin> badtz i have the full 420mb scene release ;x
[12:03] <csqrl> so do i
[12:03] <csqrl> sucka
[12:03] <pinin> there is also a 200mb version of just colbert going around
[12:03] <csqrl> the president lookalike was so lame
[12:03] <pinin> but the audio is terrible
[12:03] <csqrl> and the crowd was eating it up
[12:03] <Badtzmaru> send
[12:03] <Badtzmaru> oh
[12:04] <pinin> someone linked up mirrors in here last night
[12:04] <pinin> lemme check url catcher
[12:04] <csqrl> http://www.mininova.org/tor/296239
[12:04] <pinin> http://onizuka.homelinux.org/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[12:04] <pinin> http://the.photos.cx/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[12:04] <pinin> http://mikey.ws/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[12:04] <pinin> http://jowr.us/colbert.speech.wh.correspondents.dinner.avi
[12:05] <csqrl> http://politics.slashdot.org/politics/06/04/30/1918204.shtml
[12:05] <csqrl> control +f torrent/youtube
[12:05] <csqrl> for additional links
[12:05] <csqrl> jestuh and i just threw down the resources
[12:05] <csqrl> i watched it twice because it was so good
[12:05] <pinin> ^5
[12:06] <csqrl> the best way to get perspective on his speech
[12:06] <csqrl> is to watch the stuff before ita
[12:06] <csqrl> all the stupid, mindless, harmless heehehehe humor
[12:06] <csqrl> with the bush impersonator
[12:06] <csqrl> crowd roars with laughter
[12:06] <csqrl> colbert gets up, crowd is just gapsin
[12:06] <csqrl> g
[12:06] <pinin> bahaha ya
[12:06] <pinin> he got a few nervous laughs
[12:07] <pinin> scalia was eating it up
[12:07] <csqrl> haha yeah
[12:07] <csqrl> holding himself and giggling
[12:07] <pinin> hahaha ya
[12:07] <pinin> almost in tears
[12:07] <csqrl> towards the end bush looked like he wanted to make colbert disappear forever
[12:07] <pinin> rofl yeah
[12:07] <pinin> right when he went into approval ratings
[12:07] <pinin> he dropped the fake smile
[12:07] <pinin> stone cold the whole rest of the time
[12:08] <csqrl> stone cold and FURIOUS
[12:08] <maru> I'm just afraid colber'ts gonna end up dead now
[12:08] <csqrl> colbert got infinite props in my book
[12:08] <maru> found in a ditch, and they'll never find any clues
[12:08] <pinin> hell yes he does
[12:08] <csqrl> he reused a lot of jokes and you could tell it was toned down a bit
[12:08] <pinin> i love how he kept addressing the president
[12:09] <pinin> "don't you agree sir?"
[12:09] <csqrl> haha, yeah
[12:09] <csqrl> "thank you for agreeing to appear on my show, is tuesday good?"
[12:09] <pinin> hahaha ya
[12:09] <pinin> we can just bump so and so
[12:09] <pinin> and i mean bump for good
[12:09] <pinin> wink wink
[12:09] <csqrl> i know a guy
[12:09] <pinin> just say the word
[12:09] <pinin> rofl
[12:10] <Workdug> hahaha
[12:10] <Workdug> yeah
[12:10] <pinin> the follow up lines were the BEST
[12:10] <pinin> like the backwash line
[12:10] <Workdug> mmm sushi
[12:10] <pinin> and the grahm cracker crust of corruption
[12:10] <pinin> i was in tears
[12:11] <Workdug> stop ruining it for me ;[
[12:11] <pinin> FUCKING WATCH IT
[12:11] <pinin> ;[
[12:11] <Workdug> ok
[12:12] <pinin> can't believe you are so behind on this pen
[12:12] <pinin> this is ridiculous
[12:12] <Workdug> windows media player encountered an unknown error
[12:12] <pinin> everyone has seen it
[12:12] <pinin> sounds like you didn't get the complete file
[12:13] <Workdug> ;[
[12:13] <Workdug> f this
[12:14] <Workdug> link me to complete file plz
[12:14] <pinin> i did like 2 scrolls up
[12:14] <pinin> relinked yesterday's links
[12:15] <Workdug> f
[12:15] <Workdug> i hate ie so much
[12:15] <Workdug> ownloading
[12:15] <jayme> !oh
[12:15] <Emmel> ...so don't use ie.
[12:15] <Workdug> omg Emmel u r a genious
[12:16] <Rjx> u so clevar
[12:16] <Workdug> thnk u so mch
[12:16] <Rjx> cam i get ur autograf??
[12:16] <Twin`> i want ur kidz.
[12:17] <Emmel> okok... "Why are you using ie then"?
[12:17] <Workdug> because cgi:irc doesn't work very well with firefox
[12:17] <csqrl> someone needs to make a collaborative crossword puzzle
[12:17] <csqrl> that's like
[12:17] <csqrl> 1600x1200
[12:18] * Workdug gives csqrl a sack of money
[12:18] <Emmel> why so big?
[12:18] <csqrl> so it's epic
[12:18] <Workdug> everything's bigger in texas
[12:19] <Rjx> christian voter demographics especially!
[12:19] <Rjx> (ho ho ho)
[12:19] <Tark-Work> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0501061contract1.html <-- bondage
[12:20] <Workdug> i had sex with this 13-year-old asian girl from texas who was a virgin
[12:20] <Workdug> and she was like, "is it in yet?"
[12:20] <Tark-Work> digdug :(
[12:20] <semus> lolz
[12:20] <Tark-Work> eew
[12:21] <Workdug> i bought a 12" ibook in texas and the screen was 17 inches
[12:22] <Rjx> in texas, bigmacs are individual fries
[12:22] <semus> as everything in texas
[12:23] <Workdug> i once bought a happy meal in texas
[12:23] <Workdug> i ate it for a whole year
[12:23] <Rjx> when i was walking on a beach in texas, a kid showed me his sandcastle
[12:23] <Rjx> i moved in and lived there for the next 3 months
[12:23] <Workdug> haha
[12:23] <Workdug> until a mosquito sat on it
[12:24] <Rjx> i drove to work in a matchbox car
[12:24] <finn_> a friend's cousin got killed by a texan ant
[12:25] <Rjx> was he allergic to ant bites?
[12:25] <semus> probably a huge ant
[12:26] <Workdug> he was allergic to being bitten in half by a texan ant
[12:26] <semus> lol
[12:26] <csqrl> 1280x1024 crossword puzzles
[12:27] <csqrl> in the black areas, have block/pixel ads
[12:27] <csqrl> akin to million dollar homepage
[12:27] <Workdug> wow
[12:27] <csqrl> have a google query box for people to find answers, you get $ each time someo
[12:27] <Workdug> hahah yes
[12:27] <csqrl> + google text ads
[12:27] <Workdug> each time someone does a search and clicks on an an ad*
[12:27] <csqrl> have it be collaborative
[12:27] <csqrl> ah word
[12:27] <csqrl> a community working to solve crosswords!
[12:28] <csqrl> the 80+ internet enabled crowd will love it!
[12:28] <Rjx> haha
[12:28] <csqrl> you could negotiate deals with nursing homes
[12:28] <Rjx> i don't know about crosswords, but a collaborative puzzle system sounds like it
[12:28] <Rjx> puzzles/challenges
[12:28] <pinkboa> i like string
[12:28] <Rjx> form a #gi team
[12:28] <csqrl> yeah
[12:28] <Rjx> BREAK THE CODEZ
[12:28] <Rjx> HACK THE GIBSONS
[12:28] <csqrl> truth mang
[12:28] <Rjx> and so forth
[12:29] <csqrl> like distributed.net
[12:29] <Emmel> Have a prize for the team which gets the crossword right. Get the nursing hom
[12:29] <csqrl> only interactive!
[12:29] <csqrl> we could host competitions
[12:29] <csqrl> with a bunch of computers in a room and a bunch of old people from rival home
[12:30] <csqrl> with a bunch of cheerleaders and announcers and espn could cover it
[12:30] <csqrl> on espn-extreme
[12:30] <Rjx> haha
[12:30] <csqrl> halftime could have some motorcross shit
[12:30] <csqrl> motorcross, crosswords
[12:30] <Rjx> you know what was pretty weird
[12:30] <csqrl> it's perfect
[12:30] <Workdug> motocrosswords
[12:30] <Rjx> i remember way back finding sara's dad drunk and watching a spelling bee
[12:30] <Rjx> really getting into it
[12:30] <Rjx> it was a replay from like 1993
[12:31] <semus> "Chair! C-H-Hiccup-A-r-E!"
[12:31] <Rjx> those kids seemed pretty smart
[12:32] <csqrl> haha
[12:32] <csqrl> spelling bees
[12:32] <Rjx> although they're probably all in their mid 20s now
[12:32] <csqrl> fuck yeah
[12:32] <Emmel> What does a spelling bee winner go on to do as a job?
[12:32] <semus> why do they need to show spellin beez on tv?
[12:33] <Wabbit98> they should do it while drunk
[12:33] <semus> get some 10 years old on vodka, then let them spell stuff
[12:33] <Wabbit98> of course
[12:33] <csqrl> i <3 non-extreme sports
[12:33] <Wabbit98> make it mor interesting
[12:34] <csqrl> like runwalking and pingpong
[12:34] <Wabbit98> +e
[12:34] <semus> l0l
[12:34] <csqrl> badminton is good
[12:34] <Wabbit98> 101?
[12:34] <csqrl> competitive foosball would be god
[12:34] <csqrl> good
[12:34] <semus> êíê
[12:36] <semus> hey man, midget sex isnt' hot
[12:36] <Workdug> you've just never tried it
[12:37] <csqrl> http://macosrumors.com/20060429A.php
[12:37] <csqrl> if this is true
[12:37] <csqrl> FUCK YEAH.
[12:38] <semus> huh
[12:38] <Workdug> what the fuck
[12:38] <soapy> level 3 bought telcove http://news.com.com/2100-1033_3-6066915.html?part=rss&
[12:38] <Workdug> that site just opened up like 5 popups ;[
[12:38] <csqrl> stop using IE
[12:39] <Workdug> firefox + cgi:irc = crap
[12:39] <Workdug> it works way better in ie
[12:39] <Workdug> i just wish it would open links in firefox ;[
[12:39] <Workdug> and yeah, that was already on slashdot even josh
[12:39] <Workdug> where have you been ;[
[12:44] <csqrl> i just got it from slashdot
[12:44] <csqrl> Monday May 01, @02:33PM
[12:45] <csqrl> it's weird not being on the computar as much
[12:45] <csqrl> you really do fall behind
[12:45] <csqrl> on the LATEST news
[12:45] <csqrl> you still get it in a day or two
[12:45] <csqrl> but damn
[12:45] <csqrl> we have awesome standards here
[12:45] <csqrl> we should be putting that shit to use
[12:45] <csqrl> link catcher around a news-ish system
[12:56] <pinin> we have the seeds with gi and <=[ but everyone is too lazy for adding addi
[13:00] <Workdug> except me
[13:00] <pinin> hahaha that's funny ;x
[13:02] <Workdug> yes it is ;[
[13:02] <Rjx`> the borg
[13:02] <Rjx`> heading for earth
[13:02] <Rjx`> oh nooo
[13:03] <Rjx`> <data> sir, i believe i speak for everyone here when i say "to hell with
[13:05] <silversha> hello people, these people
[13:05] <silversha> these people, hello to them(errr, you)
[13:05] <Wabbit98> hello
[13:05] <silversha> what happened to wabbit 97?
[13:05] <Wabbit98> kill him
[13:05] <silversha> are you the youngest or is there a 99
[13:06] <Wabbit98> there is no 99
[13:06] <silversha> that's nice
[13:06] <Rjx`> silversha: lurk more
[13:06] <Wabbit98> there will be a 99th when I die
[13:06] <Workdug> silversha: lurking is advised when entering a new channel
[13:06] <silversha> lurking is boring, nobody's talking
[13:07] <Jimmothy> i see 3 not including you
[13:07] <silversha> we don't want that, 98 seems good (apart from the fact that 98 wants me k
[13:07] <Rjx`> it's a choice between lurking and enduring a little boredom
[13:07] <Rjx`> and looking like an idiot in a channel you know nothing about
[13:07] <Rjx`> and ending up banned
[13:08] <silversha> good point
[13:08] <semus> lol
[13:08] <Workdug> yeah, we've been trying to cut down on the bans, but it still happens
[13:08] <silversha> can I interest you in another conversation
[13:08] <silversha> movies maybe
[13:08] <Jimmothy> the last one sucked
[13:08] <Jimmothy> so no
[13:08] <silversha> dancing?
[13:09] <silversha> juggling or flaring perhaps?
[13:09] <Rjx`> here's a topic: lurking
[13:09] <Rjx`> practical demonstration required
[13:09] <Rjx`> on your part
[13:09] <silversha> what about lurking?
[13:09] <geck> roflmao
[13:09] <silversha> for how long?
[13:09] <semus> lolol
[13:09] <Workdug> silversha: seriously, we're not just trying to shut you up... heh
[13:09] <Wabbit98> hehe
[13:09] <ScmFrg`a> just shuy up ;/
[13:09] <ScmFrg`a> *shut
[13:09] <ScmFrg`a> bah
[13:09] <Workdug> dammit
[13:09] <Workdug> this is so frustrating
[13:09] <semus> noobs will be n00bs
[13:09] <Rjx`> seems like most people don't seem to grasp basic irc ettiquette
[13:10] <Workdug> and now they won't come back
[13:10] <Workdug> hah
[13:10] <silversha> ok, lurking from now on, when I can speak freely please inform me
[13:10] <Workdug> [16:09] <Workdug> silversha: seriously, we're not just trying to shut
[13:10] <Workdug> you're welcome to join in... but just try to observe for a little while at
[13:10] <silversha> kk
[13:11] <Workdug> like when you join a new party or something
[13:11] <Rjx`> and avoid timmo
[13:11] <dekkon> you arent lurking when you still talk
[13:11] <Rjx`> !timmo
[13:11] <Wabbit98> I lurked for a long time before I said anything
[13:11] <Rjx`> ;[
[13:12] <Jimmothy> im still lurking
[13:12] <Jimmothy> i one this +v in a raffle
[13:12] <Jimmothy> won*
[13:13] <dekkon> ;[
[13:13] <soapy> I lost my +v in 'nam
[13:13] <semus> war is hell man.
[13:13] <Jimmothy> its a constant raffle
[13:13] <dekkon> along with your right leg
[13:13] <dekkon> you fucking gimp
[13:14] <Rjx`> game over man
[13:14] <soapy> fuck you
[13:14] <Rjx`> game over
[13:14] <soapy> hah
[13:14] <soapy> dekkon: did you have a nice trip?
[13:14] <dekkon> havent gone yet
[13:14] <dekkon> i still have a couple resumes out
[13:14] <dekkon> gonna call tomorrow about them
[13:14] <soapy> funkytown is only 30 minutes away
[13:14] <dekkon> i think he cut me like 2.5 in stead of 3 ;[
[13:15] <soapy> ;[ I need to find a new travel guide
[13:15] <dekkon> word
[13:16] <dekkon> i still think you should start your own travel agency
[13:16] <soapy> sould but I'm cripple and I don't like to talk to people
[13:17] <silversha> lurk then
[13:18] <metric> i`ve wondered what neos christian name was for ages
[13:19] <metric> thought it might not even be in the film
[13:19] <silversha> you just like to kick me don't u
[13:19] <metric> guess i`ve never paid attention before
[13:19] <mef> I swear this Gnarls Barkley single samples Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood
[13:19] <silversha> ok, ok, back to lurking
[13:19] <mef> I swear it !!
[13:19] <dekkon> id like for you to shut the fuck up
[13:19] <silversha> or the equivalent for typing
[13:19] <silversha> in contrast to speaking
[13:19] <Rjx`> metric: Thomas
[13:20] <metric> I know Rjx, thanks though
[13:20] <metric> mmmm matrix with adverts, this was a mistake
[13:20] <metric> fucking itv can suck my balls
[13:20] <ScmFrg`a> mef: the Crazy single?
[13:20] <Rjx`> haha is it on right now?
[13:20] <metric> yeah
[13:20] <metric> started at 9
[13:21] <metric> got the other two films on the next two evenings at 9
[13:21] <silversha> ok bye, those of you still lurking, enjoy
[13:21] <Rjx`> i remember when ITV showed fight club (i think it was ITV) and it was fairly s
[13:21] <Rjx`> it ended up being about an hour long
[13:21] <Rjx`> they cut so much shit out
[13:21] <metric> lol
[13:21] <Jimmothy> and still shoved the news in the middle?
[13:21] <semus> fight club - quality stuff
[13:22] <Wabbit98> Rjx, was it still even a coherant movie anymore?
[13:22] <metric> oh god, itv dont still do that do they ?
[13:22] <Jimmothy> i think they do
[13:22] <Rjx`> Wabbit98: it didn't make a whole lot of sense
[13:22] <ScmFrg`a> fucking pisses me off when they do that, news in the middle of a film
[13:22] <Rjx`> unless you'd seen it before
[13:22] <ScmFrg`a> bastard ITV
[13:22] <mef> ScmFrg`a, yup
[13:23] <mef> ScmFrg`a, can't find anything on google to confirm tho
[13:23] <ScmFrg`a> I dunno if it does or not
[13:23] <metric> hmmm says the news is on after
[13:23] <ScmFrg`a> it's still damn catchy though
[13:23] <metric> just adverts which i can cope with i suppose
[13:23] <ScmFrg`a> the whole album is actually
[13:23] <ScmFrg`a> downloaded it yesterday
[13:24] <semus> i wonder why the matrix itself didnt have pop-ups
[13:25] <metric> its a program not a website?
[13:25] <semus> still
[13:25] <semus> tho
[13:25] <semus> who'd want to put adds for agents?
[13:25] <semus> ads
[13:26] <metric> lol, agents by norton, has your software run out of use ?
[13:27] <Rjx`> <neo> startkeylogger!!
[13:27] <Rjx`> * agent has quit matrix (connection reset by peer)
[13:27] <Rjx`> <morpheus> rofl hax
[13:27] <Rjx`> and so forth
[13:27] <metric> heh
[13:28] <metric> needs to be 20% more amusing for me to be bothered posting it to qdb.us
[13:28] <metric> might be boring enough fr bash though
[13:28] <Rjx`> it was meant to mock the typical matrix/irc quotes
[13:28] <Rjx`> not as an actual joke
[13:28] <metric> i noticed, i am english
[13:29] * metric cuts wrist , looks at the sarcasm drip onto the floor
[13:30] <dekkon> i love watching maury
[13:30] <dekkon> every single woman is like I AM 100% SURE HE BE THE DADDY
[13:30] <soapy> I love meth addicted teenagers
[13:31] <dekkon> results: no he isnt
[13:31] <dekkon> 20 shows later, same girl
[13:31] <dekkon> I KNOW HE BE THE DADDY
[13:31] <dekkon> too fucking funny
[13:32] <metric> lol
[13:40] <devil`> http://www.myspace.com/audikaye
[13:40] <devil`> pretty cute
[13:40] <devil`> ;]
[13:41] <s3_> nice ass
[13:42] <devil`> id fuck her brains out
[13:42] <devil`> hehe
[13:42] <Workdug> if she had any
[13:43] <devil`> werd
[13:43] <devil`> oh well if she dont
[13:44] <semus> how old must the girl be in order to not be a pado?
[13:45] <Rjx`> if she has developed secondary sexual characteristics
[13:45] <Rjx`> it isn't age-based
[13:45] <Rjx`> it's based on maturation
[13:46] <devil`> shes got some nice tits tho
[13:46] <semus> ah really?
[13:46] <semus> whats secondary sexual char?
[13:47] <kitchen> boobs, bush, blood
[13:47] <Rjx`> google it
[13:47] <Rjx`> yeah
[13:47] <semus> oh lol ok
[13:47] <semus> thnx
[13:48] <metric> perfect age for a gf is half your age plus 7 years
[13:48] <kitchen> damn.
[13:48] <ScmFrg`a> since when?
[13:48] <Rjx`> says who?
[13:48] <kitchen> that leaves me at the 19+ range
[13:48] * geck doesn't want to date an 18 year old
[13:48] <ScmFrg`a> 17 for me
[13:48] <ScmFrg`a> that feels a bit
[13:48] <kitchen> i was hoping for some like .. 13 year old booty.
[13:48] <geck> too dumb for my tastes :-P
[13:48] <Rjx`> 17 here too, doesn't sound too ideal
[13:48] <ScmFrg`a> strange
[13:49] <semus> my gf is 15.5 then
[13:49] <Wabbit98> metric, how did you find out about the age thing?
[13:49] <Rjx`> haha fuck
[13:49] <geck> my current girlfriend is a day younger than me
[13:49] <Rjx`> i'm using the wrong kernel
[13:49] <Rjx`> current girlfriend is a year older than me
[13:49] <semus> well, im off to grade school, im single and lookin
[13:49] <metric> someone told me in a pub
[13:49] <Rjx`> time to reboot my desktop machine
[13:49] <Wabbit98> oh
[13:50] <pinin> ya what metric said is an olllldddd saying
[13:51] * ScmFrg`a is now known as Scumfrog`
[13:51] <metric> makes sense
[13:51] <metric> shit i lost
[13:51] <Rjx`> yeah i've heard it a billion times
[13:52] <Rjx`> i've never heard it justified though
[13:52] <metric> damn i hate the game
[13:52] <metric> why the fuck did anyone ever tell me about that shit
[13:52] <Rjx`> hey thanks for making me lose too
[13:52] <Rjx`> you jerkoff
[13:52] <Kalamazoo> what game
[13:52] <Rjx`> the one you aren't allowed to play
[13:53] <Rjx`> url wikipedia the game
[13:53] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia the game": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game
[13:53] <Kalamazoo> oh that one
[13:53] <semus> The things you can find on the internet... http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/ph
[13:53] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:54] <semus> huh http://uncyclopedia.org/images/2/2f/Hitlerwatermelon.gif
[13:54] <metric> lol, Kalamazoo, its a game where you dont think about the game
[13:54] <pinin> bahaha
[13:54] <metric> when you do you say outloud you lost
[13:54] <metric> if anyone asks about it you explain it to them and then they are playing
[13:55] <Rjx`> the hitler watermelon image is pretty old
[13:55] <metric> i`ve seen people really pissed off cos they havent lost for 10 years or some
[13:55] <Rjx`> it has been on carnival for about 6 months or so
[13:55] <Scumfrog`> oh that bastard game
[13:55] <Scumfrog`> damnit
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,1,Dial(SIP/${EXTEN:7},20) ; Ring the i
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n,NoOp(Dial returns ${DIALSTATUS})
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n,GotoIf($[ "${DIALSTATUS}" = "BUSY" ]?busy)
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n,GotoIf($[ $[ "${DIALSTATUS}" = "CHANUNAVAIL" ]
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n,NoOp(Don't know what to do with ${DIALSTATUS})
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n(unavail),Voicemail(u${EXTEN:6})
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n,Goto(fin)
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n(busy),Voicemail(b${EXTEN:6})
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> exten => _361600149X,n(fin),NoOp(Finished)
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> :(
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/66789_rjx.gif
[13:56] <GerbilWrk> is what I meant to paste
[13:56] <Rjx`> haha
[13:56] <semus> lol
[13:57] <Rjx`> ffffffff
[13:57] <Rjx`> seems like my system is loading the wrong kernel profile
[14:02] <pinin> hahaha gerbil
[14:02] * Rjx` is now known as Rjx
[14:16] <haxort0sh> rodnam.
[14:16] <haxort0sh> it's the new random
[14:17] <pinin> oh ok
[14:17] <Rjx> that clears that up then
[14:19] <Rjx> haha dammit
[14:19] <Rjx> managed to wipe my WEP key
[14:21] * bjornh is now known as AKP\ML
[14:21] * AKP\ML is now known as bjornh
[14:23] <Twin`> http://www.allelectronics.com/cgi-bin/item/PHN-38/search/SHOE_PHONE_.html
[14:23] <pinin> http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004869.htm
[14:24] <Twin`> that is badass, but i think mine is a bit better
[14:25] <GerbilWrk> that is a cool phone
[14:26] * Scumfrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:26] <dekkon> Reader Keith M. : "The flag should never be displayed with the union down, e
[14:27] <Workdug> haha i can go see mi3 tomorrow
[14:27] <Workdug> for free
[14:27] <Workdug> should i bother?
[14:27] <csqrl> no
[14:27] <GerbilWrk> no
[14:27] <haxort0sh> nah, MI2 sucked
[14:27] <GerbilWrk> stand outside the theater and protest the placenta
[14:27] <Workdug> what if the cute girl from my floor goes ;[
[14:28] <ScmFrg`a> cant moan if its free
[14:28] <GerbilWrk> then yes, but only if the theater is going to be packed and she will be f
[14:28] <Workdug> <3
[14:28] <GerbilWrk> this is america, no better itme to moan than if it's free
[14:28] <ScmFrg`a> if its crap, just get smashed
[14:28] <ScmFrg`a> its the only option
[14:28] <Rjx> haha my desktop background right now kicks some major ass
[14:29] <Rjx> uploading so you folks can enjoy
[14:29] <haxort0sh> let's se
[14:29] <Rjx> hold on
[14:30] <Rjx> disclaimer: i think i grabbed this from carnival, so it is most likely old
[14:30] <Rjx> http://haxcu.be/images/killtron.jpg
[14:30] <pinin> pen: you should go
[14:30] <pinin> it looks good
[14:30] <haxort0sh> haha, that is awesome
[14:30] <haxort0sh> too bad it would look like crap full-screen here
[14:31] <csqrl> haha
[14:31] <Workdug> haha
[14:31] <ScmFrg`a> haha genius
[14:31] <Workdug> i should go and bring a hot guest
[14:31] <jonathans> what is that shit in the background
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> an inflatable slide
[14:31] <jonathans> a pair of giant foam gift sausages
[14:31] <csqrl> sumo custome
[14:31] <Rjx> haha
[14:31] <jonathans> no, the shit
[14:31] <jonathans> i did in fact mean shit
[14:31] <csqrl> costume*
[14:31] <jonathans> ah
[14:31] <csqrl> which rule
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> haha
[14:32] <csqrl> back in middle school we had them for a lockin
[14:32] <csqrl> and i tore up shop
[14:32] <jonathans> so puerto rico ran out of money today
[14:32] <pinin> Google Suggest now secretly on News: http://news.google.com/news?complete=1
[14:32] <jonathans> good timing huh
[14:32] <Rjx> this is my new approach, when people see my desktop with Xgl running and all ni
[14:32] <Rjx> they want to play with it
[14:32] <csqrl> same for the giant boxing gloves and the american gladiators thing
[14:32] <Rjx> when they see my background is a cardboard robot dude
[14:32] <Rjx> with kids strewn about
[14:32] <Rjx> no touching
[14:32] <Kalamazoo> hahaha
[14:32] <jonathans> let's just not go to work and protest the legislation that will stop them
[14:32] <jonathans> that sounds like a good idea
[14:33] <Twin`> is xgl really all that and a bag of chips?
[14:33] <jonathans> what a fucked up situation
[14:33] <jonathans> why can't we just cut the fucking losses
[14:33] <Rjx> when it is running, it is _very_ nice
[14:33] <lude> Twin`: its pretty nice
[14:33] <jonathans> grant citizenship to every illegal immigrant
[14:33] <jonathans> close the borders, whatever
[14:33] <Rjx> i had it working on my machine for about a month
[14:33] <Rjx> it broke when i upgraded my nvidia drivers, and i haven't gotten round to fixin
[14:33] <Twin`> so i assume making it work is an uphill battle on an 89 degree grade?
[14:33] <Rjx> too much messing with overlays for now
[14:34] <Rjx> haha i tried to install it about 3 days after the news came out;[
[14:34] <Rjx> not sure what the situation is like now
[14:34] <csqrl> if you want xgl type shit
[14:34] <Rjx> i don't think Xgl/compiz is in portage yet
[14:34] <csqrl> get osx!
[14:34] <Rjx> if you're willing to buy me a new machine to run it
[14:34] <Rjx> sure
[14:34] <Rjx> but for some extra eyecandy on my normal desktop
[14:34] <Rjx> this is fine
[14:35] <Rjx> don't make me go dvorak on your ass
[14:35] <csqrl> we must all move to osx eventually anyway
[14:35] <Rjx> never
[14:35] <csqrl> so worth the premium
[14:35] <Twin`> seeing as how to run it on a regularx x86 machine, you need a SSE3 processor
[14:35] <Rjx> SSE2
[14:35] <Rjx> or official hardware
[14:35] <Twin`> sse2 is to run, sse3 is for the pretty stuff :(
[14:36] <csqrl> quartz extreme <3
[14:36] <csqrl> apple also has this utility you can use to fuck with the engine
[14:36] <csqrl> which is rad
[14:36] <csqrl> i bet ajax13 is going to release AJAXXGL next
[14:36] <Rjx> i'd pick up a macbook if the prices weren't insane
[14:36] <csqrl> fucking linspire
[14:36] <csqrl> no respect for them at all
[14:36] <Rjx> my dad is thinking of picking up a new laptop
[14:36] <Rjx> haha linspire
[14:37] <csqrl> let's make a company called AJAX for AJAX APPS
[14:37] <Twin`> nobody actually uses linspire
[14:37] <Rjx> did you see the interview with them
[14:37] <csqrl> and prepend AJAX to every app we make
[14:37] <Rjx> they were responding to criticisms that linspire is "not a real linux"
[14:37] <Rjx> i've never heard someone say that
[14:37] <Rjx> and why would you even take it seriously
[14:37] <csqrl> i've never even heard people talking about linspire
[14:37] <Rjx> haha i've heard them
[14:37] <Rjx> but only about that awful flash ad
[14:37] <csqrl> hahaah, yes
[14:37] <Rjx> that was everywhere for about 3 days
[14:37] <Rjx> then got pulled
[14:37] <Kalamazoo> outside of irc i rarely hear about linux at all
[14:37] <Rjx> let me see if i can dig it up
[14:38] <csqrl> it's common knowledge that the company and its product is a fucking joke
[14:38] <Twin`> i used to hear people talk shit about linspire/linodows all the time.
[14:38] <Twin`> then it just sort of tapered off
[14:38] <Workdug> isn't linspire installed on walmart pcs?
[14:38] <csqrl> the ex-ceo started an AJAX COMPANY
[14:38] <csqrl> url ajax13
[14:38] <Rjx> http://www.linspire.com/RunLinspireFlash.php
[14:38] <pinkboa> - "ajax13": http://www.ajaxlaunch.com/
[14:38] <Rjx> zing
[14:38] <Rjx> on a sidenote
[14:38] <Rjx> the site that linked to it
[14:38] <Rjx> was praising the marketing initiative
[14:39] <csqrl> i watched his presentation for it, he just kept saying "MOVING TO THE CLOUD"
[14:39] <Rjx> haha
[14:39] <csqrl> there's some good ideas in there, but it's all shit that everyone already kno
[14:39] <Rjx> every tagcloud has a social networking lining
[14:39] <csqrl> nothing unique
[14:39] <csqrl> that page is broken :[
[14:39] <Rjx> web 2.0 has forced me to become a grumpy old man who hates everything new
[14:40] <csqrl> seriously
[14:40] <Twin`> web 2.0 completely missed me
[14:40] <Workdug> We're sorry, but ajaxWrite requires Firefox 1.5 (or higher), running with J
[14:40] <Workdug> If you don't have Firefox and ajaxWrite, what are you waiting for?
[14:40] <Workdug> ajaxWrite offers:
[14:40] <Rjx> http://www.linspire.com/run_linspire.php
[14:40] <pinin> you better not be using IE pen
[14:40] <Twin`> i didn't even adknowledge the existance of web 2.0 before returning to efnet
[14:40] <pinin> ;[
[14:40] * dekkon changes topic to 'welcome to #geekissues - the only web 2.0 certified channel on i
[14:40] <Kalamazoo> ooh
[14:40] <Kalamazoo> nice
[14:40] <Workdug> ajaxwrite has buggy menus
[14:40] <csqrl> haha, they deleted it
[14:40] <Workdug> and i've been using it for about 10 seconds
[14:41] <csqrl> ajaxwrite is a pos
[14:41] <Workdug> and buggy combo boxes
[14:41] <pinin> you're a buggy menu...IN LIFE
[14:41] <Workdug> and no ptions
[14:41] <Workdug> no options
[14:41] <csqrl> writely has it right
[14:41] <csqrl> some others have it pretty good
[14:41] <haxort0sh> damn, i miss writely
[14:41] <Rjx> http://www.eurielec.etsit.upm.es/~bisho/blog_files/RunLinspire.swf
[14:41] <Rjx> verified
[14:42] * haxort0sh cries softly
[14:42] <csqrl> ajaxwrite is just linspire quality ass
[14:42] <csqrl> with linspire quality hype
[14:42] <csqrl> and we all know that quality is a fucking severe lack of quality
[14:42] <Rjx> you know that click and run is cool
[14:42] <haxort0sh> linspire looks like linux for stoners
[14:42] <Rjx> it looks like linux for morons
[14:42] <haxort0sh> catchy video tho
[14:43] <Rjx> TIME TO SET M$ ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[14:43] <jonathans> hey as long as i can drag web widgets around in dhtml object droplets on
[14:43] <csqrl> oh god
[14:43] <Rjx> flat-out embarassing
[14:43] <jonathans> i'll get you your L
[14:43] <jonathans> or any other letter
[14:43] <csqrl> i didn't want to watch this again
[14:44] <haxort0sh> i wonder how long until somebody comes out with an AJAX IRC client, a la
[14:44] <csqrl> already exists
[14:44] <haxort0sh> could be really useful at school
[14:44] <haxort0sh> eh?
[14:45] <Rjx> i don't see why you'd need it to be ajax
[14:45] <withnail> hrm a web interface to irc
[14:45] <Rjx> CGI::IRC seems to do fine without it
[14:45] <withnail> http://chat.efnet.org
[14:45] <Rjx> although it is a little resource-hungry
[14:45] <csqrl> cgi::irc, flash clients
[14:45] <Rjx> yeah
[14:45] <Rjx> i mean it'd be a case of ajax-for-the-sake-of-ajax
[14:45] <haxort0sh> that's pretty sweet actually
[14:45] <Twin`> i remember this ad
[14:46] <Rjx> we all do
[14:46] <Rjx> it was permanently engraved into our collective retinas
[14:46] <Rjx> frame by horrific frame
[14:46] <csqrl> god i just have no respect for anyone who has anything to do with that compan
[14:47] <csqrl> http://linspire.com
[14:47] <pinin> I watched the whole show and I was deeply offended for my country, the Presid
[14:47] <pinin> Tom Wegmann
[14:47] <pinin> Seattle, Wash.
[14:47] <haxort0sh> yeah; why not just use ubuntu? it's just as user-friendly... and it doesn
[14:47] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:48] <csqrl> overuse of amateur aqua
[14:48] <csqrl> what the fuck is up with the linking?
[14:48] <csqrl> every link is like linespire.com/homelink24
[14:48] <csqrl> way to design a really meaningful system
[14:48] <csqrl> god i fucking HATEEEEEEE LINSPIREEEEEEEEE
[14:48] <csqrl> EVERTHING ABOUT THEM
[14:48] <csqrl> PURE SHJIT
[14:48] <haxort0sh> indeed. the site reminds me of everyone's favorite fruit company
[14:48] <Workdug> josh
[14:49] <Workdug> [x] <--click it
[14:49] <csqrl> done
[14:49] <Workdug> haha remember when [x] meant ignore?
[14:49] <csqrl> you have saved my blood pressure
[14:49] <Workdug> [x]
[14:49] <csqrl> yeah
[14:49] <Workdug> <3
[14:49] <csqrl> technically it's either (x) or ( ) for me on osx
[14:50] <pinin> ;\
[14:50] <Workdug> josh: whateverr
[14:51] <pinin> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1672
[14:51] <pinin> hahaha
[14:51] <Workdug> hahaha
[14:51] <Workdug> that better stay unconfirmed
[14:51] <Workdug> oh obvious photoshop ;[
[14:53] <dekkon> NO ITS NOT OBVIOUS MR GOULASH
[14:53] <dekkon> YOU JUST HATE FREEDOM
[14:55] <Workdug> yes i do
[14:55] <Workdug> and how
[14:55] <csqrl> thrilling
[14:55] <csqrl> i need to go shower now
[14:55] <csqrl> srub my body with lye
[14:55] <Workdug> good luck
[14:55] <Rjx> ew fuck, data is making out with the borg queen
[14:56] <haxort0sh> haha, i love first contact
[14:56] <csqrl> http://www.michaelrobertson.com/
[14:56] <csqrl> this guy
[14:56] <csqrl> he had it good with mp3.com, i give him that
[14:56] <csqrl> but he's still stuck there mentally
[14:56] <Rjx> i grabbed all the TNG movies over the last week
[14:56] <dekkon> http://www.flickr.com/photos/drjuan/138612655/
[14:56] <dekkon> meal fit for a king
[14:56] <csqrl> and he's grasping at what's hot in an attempt to still be innovative
[14:56] <Rjx> finished generations yesterday
[14:56] <Twin`> 3 pieces of buttered bread and spaghetti-os?
[14:56] <csqrl> i just don't think a fucking ajax mp3 player is the future
[14:56] <dekkon> yes!
[14:56] <csqrl> i'm sorry, but i don't fucking see it
[14:57] <Rjx> haha ajax mp3 player
[14:57] <pinin> dekkon: i just puked a little bit
[14:57] <dekkon> ;[
[14:57] <Workdug> does it use flash?
[14:57] <Workdug> i'm eating a cheese sandwich
[14:57] <csqrl> no clue
[14:57] <Rjx> i don't even completely understand how that works
[14:57] <Workdug> Rjx: probably flash
[14:57] <csqrl> but i mean
[14:57] <csqrl> he's saying eventually we're going to put everything in THE CLOUD
[14:57] <csqrl> our entire mp3 collections, etc
[14:57] <pinin> it uses the interweb streaming mp3s
[14:57] <csqrl> and i think he's a fucking lunatic
[14:58] <dekkon> the cloud?
[14:58] <csqrl> maybe in like
[14:58] <csqrl> 50 years
[14:58] <haxort0sh> i have a cloud
[14:58] <haxort0sh> it's called apache
[14:58] <haxort0sh> :-D
[14:58] <csqrl> but dude, in the near future? no way
[14:58] <Rjx> i don't understand why we're spending so much time making web pages do what des
[14:58] <csqrl> especially not with the deathgrip bw providers have on maintaining status quo
[14:58] <pinin> you have a closed mind
[14:58] <Rjx> apparently i'm an e-luddite
[14:59] <csqrl> you need a massive, massive, massive infrastructure paradigm shift for shit l
[14:59] <csqrl> something way more massive than web2
[14:59] <Rjx> paradigm shift?
[14:59] <Rjx> who are you and what have you done with josh alley
[14:59] <csqrl> in this case, it applies
[15:00] <Rjx> i don't even completely understand the practical advantages an ajax mp3 player
[15:00] <csqrl> people need to take a step back from saying we're going to move everything TO
[15:01] <csqrl> and god damnit
[15:01] <csqrl> i need to finish my blog
[15:01] <csqrl> http://koa.la/dumblog/
[15:01] <Rjx> if building networked interfaces is such a huge priority and big advancement
[15:01] <pinin> haha blogger
[15:01] <pinin> ;[
[15:01] <Rjx> why the fuck would you tack it onto HTTP
[15:01] <Rjx> and have it handled by the least standardised shit
[15:01] <timmo> why the fuck
[15:01] <csqrl> yeah, that's why things have to have a hugeeeeeeeee change
[15:01] <timmo> isnt there a release of brick yet
[15:01] <dekkon> http://koa.la/dumblog/me.png
[15:01] <csqrl> there has to be a whole different infrastructure in place
[15:01] <dekkon> that image scares me
[15:01] <Rjx> oh sure you have the portability
[15:01] <timmo> instead every day i see releases for shit like
[15:01] <timmo> flight 91
[15:02] <timmo> or whatyever the fuck
[15:02] <Rjx> but you're using ancient and inappropriate technologies
[15:02] <Rjx> that were never meant to be used for that sort of thing
[15:02] <Rjx> it's one huge kludge
[15:02] <csqrl> it's a hack
[15:02] <csqrl> and hacks are curiosities
[15:02] <csqrl> not foundations of a nwe shift in technology and the way we compute
[15:02] <Rjx> yeah
[15:03] <Workdug> how is an ajax mp3 player supposed to work anyway
[15:03] <Workdug> wouldn't it still use flash?
[15:03] <csqrl> introduce a different way of computing and different internet protocols and w
[15:03] <Workdug> if so, it's been done many times before already
[15:03] <csqrl> no clue
[15:03] <csqrl> that company is just pure fucking filth
[15:03] <csqrl> http://ajaxlaunch.com/
[15:03] <Rjx> i think the reason that things have gotten as far as they have
[15:04] <csqrl> ajax13's ajaxlaunch.com featuring ajaxwrite ajaxsketch ajaxxls ajaxtunes ajax
[15:04] <Rjx> is that all the "technologies" put forward are easily viewable
[15:04] <Rjx> you can see something that looks "cool"
[15:04] <Rjx> asynchronous content updating etc.
[15:04] <csqrl> the stupid put more emphasis on visual
[15:04] <Rjx> and people think it's awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[15:04] <ScmFrg`a> ajax schmajax
[15:04] <Rjx> yeah
[15:04] <Rjx> that's how it's had such a following
[15:04] <csqrl> that's how they gaugue somethings worth
[15:04] <haxort0sh> brb... time for an ajaxwank
[15:04] <csqrl> bunch of crap
[15:04] <csqrl> the good news is
[15:04] <Rjx> i bet not one knows how TCP works
[15:05] <csqrl> i put gumpher in the bniz plan for this shit
[15:05] <csqrl> so if we get funding on the 18th
[15:05] <csqrl> gumpher is going to be financially backed
[15:05] <csqrl> and i'll revolutionize the UNIVERSE
[15:05] <csqrl> like he-man
[15:05] <terminal> ajaxmeoff
[15:05] <terminal> any of you have experience with filemaker?
[15:05] <timmo> did you use buzz words?
[15:05] <csqrl> very few
[15:05] <timmo> i think gumpher would be great for buzz words
[15:06] <pinin> http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/01/film.nerd.reut/index.html
[15:06] <pinin> noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[15:06] <timmo> also i found out how to use my own music in oblivion
[15:06] <csqrl> gumpher is great for every buzzword ever
[15:07] <csqrl> because the shit is like zombo.com
[15:07] <csqrl> it's EVERYTHING
[15:07] <timmo> its not hard at all, you hit the middle xbox button on your controller and a
[15:07] <timmo> and you can pick music off of your hd, ipod, whatever you have hooked up
[15:07] <timmo> and just start playing it from there
[15:08] <csqrl> badass
[15:08] <csqrl> lotr soundtracks and enya
[15:08] <csqrl> i played that shit nonstop with morrowind
[15:08] <csqrl> made the game sweet
[15:10] <timmo> i put in some genghis tron
[15:10] <timmo> last night at work
[15:11] <timmo> i made a cd with some perry como on it
[15:11] <timmo> but every 3rd song
[15:11] <timmo> was something like genghis tron
[15:11] <timmo> it was great
[15:12] <csqrl> squash your devil music
[15:12] <timmo> haha
[15:12] <timmo> the old ladies were loving the perry como
[15:12] <timmo> but understandably hated every 3rd song
[15:13] <timmo> everyone who wasnt an old lady
[15:13] <Rjx> Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
[15:13] <timmo> hated the perry como
[15:13] <timmo> and most likely hated every 3rd song
[15:13] <timmo> tonight im making a cd that is a bunch of oldies
[15:13] <timmo> with every other song
[15:14] <timmo> being a 30second song of screaming
[15:15] <pinin> nice
[15:16] <Twin`> which is the standard stereo headphone jack size? 2.5mm or 3.5?
[15:16] <haxort0sh> like hawthorne heights or something eh
[15:16] <haxort0sh> 3.5
[15:17] <timmo> hawthorne heights?
[15:17] <timmo> hah
[15:17] <timmo> bitch please
[15:17] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/genghis_tron-chapels.mp3
[15:17] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/ed_gein-you_suck_at_life...and_im_not_talking_abou
[15:17] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/through_the_eyes_of_the_dead-autumn_tint_of_gold.m
[15:17] <timmo> something like that
[15:17] <Twin`> hawthorne heights would be the prime example of bitches
[15:20] <Twin`> these songgs are nice
[15:21] <Twin`> but lacking in lyrical content
[15:21] <timmo> the lyrics are there
[15:21] <timmo> you just cant understand them
[15:21] <haxort0sh> haha
[15:22] <pinin> timmo know what you need?
[15:22] <pinin> some good ole Jesus Built my Hotrod
[15:23] <timmo> have it
[15:23] <timmo> shit i remember buying that album waaaay back
[15:23] <pinin> i mean for the cd
[15:23] <timmo> oh hah
[15:23] <timmo> yeah
[15:23] <Workdug> timmo
[15:23] <Workdug> i know this great band
[15:23] <Workdug> not sure if you've heard of them yet
[15:23] <Workdug> called pink floyd
[15:24] <Workdug> i'll upload some to the hub so that you can listen
[15:24] <Twin`> well, the ghengis song has no words. if it does, it has fooled me
[15:24] <Rjx> what about the beatles
[15:24] <Workdug> Rjx: who?
[15:24] <Tarkaan> Rjx: who?
[15:24] <Workdug> http://www.rstvideo.com/wii.gif @anon
[15:24] <haxort0sh> i used to drive a beatle
[15:24] <timmo> for the longest time
[15:24] <timmo> i thought beatle was how you actually sppeled the word
[15:24] <timmo> because of the beatles
[15:25] <Rjx> haha
[15:25] <Workdug> me too
[15:25] <timmo> not until i was like 14 or so
[15:25] <Workdug> my excuse was that i was russian and didn't even know what the word meant
[15:25] <Tarkaan> what's wii? :(
[15:25] <Workdug> what's yours?
[15:25] <timmo> did i realize that they spelled it that way for beat
[15:25] <Twin`> http://cgi.ebay.com/Motorola-RAZR-V3c_W0QQitemZ9719128535QQcategoryZ64355QQrd
[15:25] <timmo> pen: i grew up in germany
[15:25] <Workdug> [
[15:25] <timmo> pre-the wall coming down
[15:25] <Workdug> ;[
[15:25] <timmo> germany
[15:25] <kid> Workdug: lol @ wii link
[15:25] <Workdug> you know, i had made the connection before
[15:26] <Workdug> but totally forgot about it
[15:26] <Workdug> so now i was like, ... "oh ..."
[15:26] <timmo> ok back to oblivion
[15:26] <Twin`> i am not making the connection
[15:27] <haxort0sh> haha @ RAZR auction
[15:27] <wind> you can always use it for parts
[15:27] <haxort0sh> 10 bids? didn't think the parts demand was that high
[15:28] <wind> well if you have a GSM razr
[15:28] <wind> you can only get silver and black
[15:28] <wind> verizon is the only one that can get the gunmetal version
[15:28] <Workdug> or the pink version
[15:28] <kitchen> gay.
[15:28] <Twin`> it's actually more like pink, magenta, silver, black, and gray.
[15:29] <kitchen> nah, t-mobile has the pink one
[15:29] <kitchen> i just saw it at best buy yesterday
[15:29] <Twin`> and even though the gray ones are supposed to be verizon only
[15:29] <Twin`> they're gsm
[15:29] <Twin`> unlock and bam
[15:30] <haxort0sh> how hard is the unlocking process with a razr?
[15:31] <kitchen> haxort0sh: doesn't matter
[15:31] <kitchen> verizon is cdma
[15:31] <kitchen> you can't use verizon phones with any other network, locked or not
[15:31] <Twin`> o rly now?
[15:31] <kitchen> ya rly
[15:31] <dekkon> <3 gsm
[15:31] <wind> <3 pebl
[15:31] <Twin`> i coulda sworn they were gsm
[15:31] <haxort0sh> me too
[15:31] <kitchen> gsm is tmo and cingular
[15:32] <kitchen> verizon is cdma
[15:32] * haxort0sh hugs nokia 1100
[15:32] <kitchen> and sprint/nextel are just gay.
[15:32] <dekkon> WHERE YOU BE?
[15:32] <var> haha
[15:32] <kitchen> every time i hear someone's nextel phone beep I want to strangle them.
[15:32] <kitchen> this one guy, I shit you not, talked on his 2-way thing to the same person
[15:33] <Twin`> </3 pebl
[15:33] <Twin`> that shit is gay
[15:33] <kitchen> i'm like
[15:33] <kitchen> DUDE
[15:33] <Twin`> i'd rather have a pink phone with a rainbow brite ringer than a pebl.
[15:33] <kitchen> JUST PICK THE FUCKING THYING UP AND CALL HIM
[15:33] <kitchen> Twin`: no shit
[15:33] <Tarkaan> my calls go like this: Beep! "Hey dude" Beep! "Bitch call me on the fon
[15:33] <pinin> kitchen: why do you hate freedom?
[15:33] <wind> why don't you like the pebl?
[15:33] <kitchen> Tarkaan: exactly
[15:34] <wind> it's a very nice phone, all i need it for is a phone
[15:34] <Twin`> the way i see it
[15:34] <Tarkaan> we use them for field radios, but that's all the PTT is good for
[15:34] <kitchen> pinin: yes, I want the freedom of not having to listen to some cocksucker's
[15:34] <kitchen> Tarkaan: exactly
[15:34] <Twin`> if your inquiry takes longer than 3 correspondances
[15:34] <Twin`> you need to call me
[15:34] <kitchen> i see how the ptt feature is very handy for like
[15:34] <kitchen> dispatch services and such
[15:34] <pinin> that's not the freedom i know!
[15:34] <Rjx> salut kitchen tu as le syndrome de downes
[15:34] <kitchen> but if you're going to have a conversation, call the fucker
[15:34] <pinin> hahaha
[15:34] <jonathans> awesome new updates to mozilla thunderbird
[15:35] <jonathans> now it crashes the second your mail has been retrieved
[15:35] <t3h-gr1m> Behold the SOULS OF THE GODS
[15:35] <Twin`> wind: it is a very ugly phone
[15:35] <Rjx> haha
[15:35] <t3h-gr1m> Uuuuunaaasssss is riiiiisiiiinnggg
[15:35] <Rjx> thunderbird kinda sucks
[15:35] * t3h-gr1m grumbles and shuts up.
[15:35] <wind> how is it ugly? it doesn't even look like a phone
[15:35] <jonathans> arent there any halfway decent email clients out there
[15:35] <pinin> <3 thunderbird
[15:35] <wind> and it's like a smooth rubber
[15:35] <jonathans> thunderbird is the slowest piece of shit i have ever used
[15:35] <kitchen> jonathans: kmail
[15:35] <pinin> i think there a problem with the end user
[15:36] <Twin`> for the asking price of the pebl
[15:36] <Twin`> i'd get a phone that doesn't look like a silver turd
[15:36] <wind> i bought mine for $180
[15:36] <Rjx> eats memory for breakfast
[15:36] <wind> the pebl isn't silver
[15:36] <wind> it's black
[15:36] <pinin> nah i keep thunderbird open at all times
[15:36] <pinin> sits in da tray like a good boy
[15:36] <wind> the pictures around the intarnet doesn't do it's justice
[15:36] <Twin`> http://www.slashphone.com/news/uploads/1728/motorola_pebl_1.jpg
[15:36] <Rjx> i haven't used it since i upgraded my mem
[15:36] <wind> ew
[15:36] <wind> wtf is that
[15:36] <Rjx> will have to keep it running in the bg now
[15:36] <jonathans> good idea
[15:36] <Twin`> your phone
[15:36] <jonathans> leave it in the tray
[15:37] <jonathans> now all i have to do is get it to start
[15:37] <wind> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/137808801/
[15:37] <wind> that's my phone
[15:37] <wind> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/137808446/
[15:37] <Twin`> it's still ugly
[15:37] <wind> and that
[15:37] <Twin`> even when it's not shiny
[15:37] <haxort0sh> nice
[15:37] <wind> YOUR MOTHER IS UGLY
[15:37] <jonathans> it tries to render some gay ass shit with email from like 'today' 'yester
[15:37] <Twin`> i've come to terms with this
[15:37] <dekkon> how do you like the pebl
[15:37] <jonathans> i didnt fucking ask for that
[15:37] <jonathans> awesome update
[15:37] <wind> it's the hawtness
[15:37] <wind> nice sp
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