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Session Start: Sun Apr 30 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <timmo> it has christopher walken in it
[00:00] <jmx> theres like 3 that dont
[00:00] <timmo> im sold
[00:00] <csqrl> word to that
[00:00] <pinin> lol
[00:00] <csqrl> punch drunk love is really, really good
[00:00] <pinin> yeah it is
[00:00] <pinin> i expected total shit
[00:00] <timmo> its really really creepy
[00:00] <timmo> well not creepy
[00:00] <pinin> even though it was hyped
[00:00] <csqrl> also if anyone can find the ost to the silent hill movie, much appreciated
[00:01] <csqrl> few tracks were great
[00:01] <timmo> but off putting
[00:01] <pinin> ya
[00:01] <pinin> not creepy like the machinist
[00:01] <timmo> i can track it down in a second
[00:01] <timmo> creepy like may
[00:01] <timmo> where you watch it and feel really uncomfortable
[00:01] <timmo> to be witnessing this dudes breakdown
[00:01] <jmx> may?
[00:01] <timmo> may
[00:01] <pinin> May
[00:01] <jmx> i think ive seen it, something to do with a girl making a perfect man out of pe
[00:02] <jmx> or is that a different movie
[00:02] <timmo> ya
[00:02] <timmo> but thats not quite the plot
[00:02] <pinin> pen still hasn't seen Lord of War even though he's ukranian and lives in brig
[00:02] <pinin> ;[
[00:02] <jmx> just looked it up
[00:03] <jmx> ive seen it but dont remember it all that clearly, probably would come to me if
[00:04] <timmo> i could have sworn i had a link to the silent hill ost
[00:04] <timmo> but it looks like all i have are games
[00:05] <pinin> ;[
[00:05] <Jimmothy> the movie was ok
[00:06] <timmo> god dammit
[00:06] <timmo> i accidentally smacked a horse in the face
[00:06] <timmo> and now the legion is arresting me
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> hahaha
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> i hate that shit
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> i accidentally picked up items in that game a lot
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> and they yelled thief and ganked me
[00:07] <timmo> the horse jumped infront of a wolf
[00:07] <timmo> so i hacked it in the face
[00:07] <timmo> assholes
[00:08] <timmo> oh son of a bitch
[00:08] <timmo> the closest jail is apparently right next to where i departed
[00:08] <timmo> and i was halfway to my destination;[
[00:08] <Jimmothy> whatre you playing?
[00:09] <timmo> oblivion
[00:09] <Jimmothy> ah
[00:09] <Jimmothy> a friend of mine is playing it
[00:10] <Jimmothy> to the point hell talk about it without realising we dont get it
[00:10] <timmo> i do that:x
[00:10] <Jimmothy> "oh! i slept in a tent right, and i woke up, and i was a va,pire! somethin
[00:10] <timmo> but i provide context!
[00:10] <timmo> im glad im not a vampire
[00:11] <Stereo``> yeah it's kinda hard to tell when you catch diseases
[00:11] <Jimmothy> i thought it was kinda funny
[00:11] <Stereo``> if you're not watching the text at the top
[00:11] <Stereo``> then you can miss it
[00:11] <Stereo``> and only notice cause it gives -stat
[00:11] <timmo> i did get this cool dagger though
[00:12] <michael`> .url newegg
[00:12] <Tubbee> http://www.newegg.com/
[00:12] <timmo> i guess if you kill enough people
[00:12] <Stereo``> i've killed a bunch of bandits
[00:12] <timmo> the dark brotherhood sends some creepy dude to talk to you when you sleep
[00:12] <Stereo``> and "enemy guards"
[00:12] <timmo> nah im talking like people who havent done anything
[00:12] <Stereo``> and some random person in bruma
[00:12] <Stereo``> after the randm person they approached me
[00:12] <timmo> i stabbed a bunch of pagans in the face
[00:12] <var> heh the assasin guild made my womang a vampire once she joined
[00:13] <Stereo``> yeah i broke into someone's house
[00:13] <Stereo``> and when i got to their bed i had an urg
[00:13] <Stereo``> urge
[00:13] <Stereo``> so i stabbed them in the back
[00:13] <Stereo``> and did a bunch of sneak damage
[00:13] <timmo> i wanted to be an orc assassin, but i figured the two wouldnt work together
[00:13] <timmo> so im a dark elf
[00:13] <timmo> theif
[00:14] <Stereo``> my skills kinda clash
[00:14] <Stereo``> i should have planned it better
[00:14] <Jimmothy> this sucks. drymouth, hangover and listening to music is making my head th
[00:14] <Stereo``> i know how to stop ... 2 of those
[00:14] <pinin> Precalculus for Christian Schools
[00:14] <pinin> A line can be described either by its slope (a ratio) or by its inclination (
[00:14] <timmo> orcs can do more face bashing
[00:14] <pinin> ROFL
[00:15] <timmo> but i figured they couldnt magic well enough
[00:15] <pinin> snow should like that
[00:15] <pinin> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1579246141/102-5230175-9603307?v=glance&n=28
[00:15] <Stereo``> i'm not sure what i can do well
[00:15] <Stereo``> stabbing people in the back probably
[00:15] <Stereo``> i run around with near 100 sneak skill and they never see me coming
[00:16] <Blaxtic> pinin: wtf?!
[00:17] <pinin> hahaha no idea
[00:18] * ParanoidT is now known as MinuteMan
[00:19] <michael`> in tropico, if you make the schools parochial, it makes the kids more reli
[00:19] <michael`> but the education's quality is 15% worse
[00:19] <michael`> and now i see why
[00:19] <Kalamazoo> lol
[00:19] <Stereo``> so
[00:20] <Stereo``> would a jewish nazi just commit suicide
[00:22] <Blaxtic> Stereo'' - you a hitler hugger?
[00:23] <Stereo``> only if nuclear arms count
[00:25] <pinin> haha michael yeah
[00:25] <Blaxtic> so you're not a 4-20 guy. good to hear
[00:25] <pinin> i love hitler but i dunno about hugging guys
[00:26] <jmx> you only hug them if by hug one means clutching them for balance as you fuck em
[00:26] <sxh> you know
[00:26] <sxh> i have amazon prime
[00:26] <sxh> i should order some fucking books
[00:26] <sxh> shieet
[00:26] <Blaxtic> lol
[00:27] <Blaxtic> l8r yall - 2l8
[00:27] <pinin> word i do to but haven't used it yet
[00:27] <pinin> i'll be home in 2 weeks where it is setup
[00:31] <timmo> whoa
[00:31] <jmx> jester, you seen this yet? http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
[00:31] <timmo> i just found some awesome dagger
[00:33] <pinin> i knew he was doing it but didn't get any news on it yet
[00:33] <pinin> that's hilarious
[00:34] <pinin> dotlink that, i'm approving shit right now
[00:35] <jmx> .link http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104 Colbert does the Whit
[00:35] <poopy> jmx - http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html - queued
[00:35] <jmx> screwed up link
[00:35] <jmx> ;\
[00:36] <jmx> .link http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/29/stephen_colbert_kick.html Colbert at
[00:36] <poopy> jmx - http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/29/stephen_colbert_kick.html - Colber
[00:36] <jmx> there
[00:37] <pinin> ;]
[00:37] <pinin> i'll fix first one...script doesn't like symbols
[00:37] <pinin> i shall alert claws about the problem
[00:37] <pinin> (and by alert i mean i just did by mentioning him)
[00:38] <jmx> lol
[00:41] <sxh> who knows a site with cool links i should seriously visit every day
[00:42] <Jimmothy> shaft!
[00:42] <sxh> ok
[00:43] <sxh> that was clever, and for a second i thought about running along with that
[00:43] <sxh> but then i realized i would be aggrandizing blaxploitation
[00:43] <sxh> you fucking racist
[00:43] <sxh> ;[
[00:44] <pinin> haha
[00:44] <pinin> www.sadhat.com
[00:44] <Jimmothy> well that made no sense in my hurt head
[00:44] <Jimmothy> whatre you doing up at this hour?
[00:44] <sxh> anal sex
[00:44] <Jimmothy> i wake up at like half 6ish
[00:44] <Jimmothy> n cant get back to school
[00:45] <sxh> i must further mention that i am heterosexual
[00:45] <Zera> naturally i pay attention right when 'anal sex' shows up
[00:45] <Jimmothy> n cant get back to school
[00:45] <Jimmothy> sleep**
[00:45] <Jimmothy> i think my sis needs to go back to sleep
[00:45] <Jimmothy> msn sucks
[00:45] <sxh> zera: i try to bring rectal pleasure to the forefront of female thought
[00:45] <sxh> unfortunately my evangelism must hopelessly be plagued by my male followers
[00:45] <Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it in the ass from a chick
[00:45] <sxh> acolytes of anal
[00:45] <jmx> you have it on highlight dont you zera
[00:46] * sxh changes topic to '<Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it
[00:46] <Zera> XD
[00:46] <Jimmothy> i think with that in my ass
[00:46] <Jimmothy> the last thing id be is comfortable
[00:46] * sxh hoots like a cowboy! yee-haw
[00:46] <Zera> well guys have a g-spot up there...
[00:46] <sxh> >cough<
[00:47] <sxh> you're a disgrace to heterosexuals everywhere
[00:47] <sxh> once you start sticking PENIS-LIKE devices
[00:47] <sxh> used in a PENIS-LIKE fashion
[00:47] <sxh> complete with thrusting by another human being
[00:47] <Zera> yeh but its a chick
[00:47] <sxh> that you don't really see
[00:47] <sxh> because anal sex is usually from behind
[00:48] <Jimmothy> its ok sxh, we have a g-spot up there that makes it allright to infiltrate
[00:48] <sxh> it might as well be a guy at that point
[00:48] <sxh> exactly jimmothy
[00:48] <Zera> yeh but with a guy you have the unhappy feeling of them cumming in your ass
[00:48] <sxh> your sarcastic, clever wit completely nails it
[00:48] <Jimmothy> its like saying theres nothing wrong with heroin
[00:48] <Jimmothy> 'its ok, it gets you high'
[00:48] <sxh> simulating anal sex with another man even though the "actor" is a woman is the
[00:48] <Zera> hah
[00:49] <sxh> it's still a woman playing the part of the man
[00:49] <sxh> you're still in denial about it
[00:49] <Zera> yeh well, im wierd then
[00:49] <sxh> disgrace to your heterosexuality
[00:49] <sxh> get out of my sight
[00:49] <sxh> bottom of the nick list
[00:49] * Zera goes back to idle
[00:49] <Jimmothy> 'bottom of the nicklist'
[00:49] <Jimmothy> haah
[00:50] <Jimmothy> e-goto your room
[00:50] * sxh blushes
[00:50] <Zera> and then what?
[00:50] <sxh> wack off to your pervert homo fantasies
[00:50] <sxh> weirdo
[00:50] <sxh> fuck if i know
[00:51] <sxh> why don't you get some of that cannibal porn too
[00:51] <sxh> while you're at it
[00:51] <sxh> anthrophagia or some shit
[00:51] <Jimmothy> atleast with your own hand you can pretend its a guys hand real easily
[00:51] <Zera> just how much human would i have to eat to be a cannibal?
[00:51] <sxh> sicko
[00:51] <Jimmothy> the cock will prolly do for you
[00:51] <sxh> that's like asking how much hair on your head you have to have to be bald
[00:51] <sxh> it's a retarded question
[00:51] <Zera> pretty much yeh
[00:52] <sxh> you're just a sicko
[00:52] <Zera> well youre not 'completly' bald at some point
[00:52] <sxh> with perverted homosexual fantasies you keep repressed
[00:52] <Zera> but once you lose that final hair, yeh its completely bald
[00:52] <Zera> so i figure theres a not 'completely' cannibal
[00:52] <sxh> the fact that you buzz up when an attactive straight man mentions anal sex as y
[00:52] <sxh> imagine that
[00:52] <jmx> some people just dabble in cannibalism?
[00:52] <Zera> not like i read the rest of the convo
[00:53] <sxh> go sit on your thumb
[00:53] <Zera> but then i cant type...oh i see
[00:53] <Zera> :(
[00:54] <sxh> i've had it with you, zera
[00:54] <sxh> you can't even type one-handed
[00:54] <sxh> like every heterosexual human male
[00:54] <Zera> i can, just generally im eating at the time
[00:54] <sxh> that wacks it to the internet
[00:54] <Zera> its too slow
[00:54] <sxh> you're a bottom, aren't you
[00:54] <Zera> why would i wanna talk here when im whacking?
[00:54] <sxh> I HAVE EXPOSED YOU
[00:54] <Zera> thatd mean im whacking to youse
[00:54] <Zera> i dont think youd want that
[00:54] <Jimmothy> i talk here while whacking all the time
[00:54] <Zera> ...
[00:54] <Zera> that scares me
[00:54] <Jimmothy> im whacking right now
[00:55] <sxh> here today in #geekissues, last bastion of heterosexuality on the internet
[00:55] <jmx> multi tasking motherfucker
[00:55] <Jimmothy> well, whacking a red headed step child
[00:55] <Jimmothy> but thats ok
[00:55] <Zera> ahh i see
[00:55] <Jimmothy> hes not my penis
[00:55] <Zera> yeh thats alot better than thinking of me taking it in the ass while whacking
[00:55] <Jimmothy> i whack that kid while i shove it in his mothers ass while ircing
[00:56] <Zera> thats the way
[00:56] <sxh> homosexual and incestuous
[00:56] <sxh> heathen
[00:57] <Zera> well i am satanist <_<
[00:57] * sxh yells, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! S-X-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[00:58] <pinin> snow why you hating on satanists?
[00:58] <Zera> not like we crucified jesus
[00:58] <sxh> he-man would have cleaved his head off
[00:58] <sxh> i merely /kick
[00:58] <pinin> hahaha
[00:58] <Zera> for that im grateful
[00:58] <Zera> i like my head
[00:58] <Twinge-> He just wanted an excuse to be He-man for a moment, and I certainly can't f
[00:59] <pinin> haha oh man i'm ordering a shirt from some crazy gun nut
[00:59] <jmx> satanists are lame, satan was the loser of that fairy tale
[00:59] <pinin> i hope he doesn't store my addy when the cops arrest him for illegal arms
[00:59] <jmx> why worship a loser
[00:59] <pinin> ;[
[00:59] <pinin> satanists don't worship satan
[00:59] <Zera> for one thing, satanists dont worship satan...
[00:59] <pinin> at least not real ones
[00:59] <jmx> thats cuz hes a loser
[00:59] <pinin> lol
[00:59] <jmx> he cant even get worshippers
[01:00] <pinin> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/shop_rat45/t-shirt-vote.gif noindex
[01:00] <pinin> that's what i'm buying ;x
[01:00] <Zera> its simply the name we were given when we started deviating from christianity
[01:00] <jmx> got his ass kicked by a dead guy
[01:00] <jmx> nice jester
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[01:01] * Topic is '<Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it in the ass
[01:01] * Set by sxh!~sxh@cpe-70-112-130-105.austin.res.rr.com on Sun Apr 30 00:46:03
[01:01] <jmx> i deviate by not believing in god and all that bullshit at all
[01:01] <Zera> exactly
[01:01] <Zera> i just make it my mission to undermine anyone who preaches at me
[01:01] <jmx> there is no god or satan or any of that ther bullshit
[01:01] <timmo> ahhhhhh
[01:01] <timmo> this oj has pulp in it
[01:02] <pinin> pulp rocks
[01:02] <Zera> people who preach their shit that everyone is going to hell unless they do wha
[01:02] <jmx> i enjoy being witness too when im bored and looking for a good argument
[01:02] <timmo> pulp sucks
[01:02] <timmo> if i wanted to eat pulp
[01:02] <timmo> id buy an orange
[01:02] <timmo> you dont get apple guice with pulp in it
[01:02] <timmo> or grape juice
[01:02] <jmx> pulp is like eating an orange without having to waste time peeling it ;[
[01:02] <Zera> brb, dinner
[01:03] <pinin> ya i hate peeling ;[
[01:03] <timmo> http://andrediamant.free.fr/duracell
[01:03] <timmo> http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/538/snapshot200604300204104wj.jpg
[01:03] <jmx> http://www.usersmanualguide.com/
[01:04] <jmx> i usually only eat oranges at christmas
[01:04] <timmo> http://andrediamant.free.fr/videos/duracell_space_harrier_umpire.wmv
[01:09] <pinin> snow you will like this
[01:09] <pinin> other people might like it too
[01:09] <pinin> http://www.archimedes-lab.org/numbers/Num1_69.html
[01:09] <pinin> During any police lineup the suspects wear nos. 2 through 9 because it is con
[01:09] <pinin> nice
[01:10] <Zera> back
[01:10] <timmo> how is that too subjective/
[01:10] <timmo> do they think people are that retarded
[01:10] <timmo> they would pick #1 due to the number?
[01:11] <pinin> peole are that retarded ;[
[01:11] <pinin> i'm sure they used to have 1 at some point
[01:11] <pinin> and noticed like 70% of people picked one
[01:11] <pinin> ;[
[01:11] <Stereo``> The Czech phrase: Strc prst skrz krk meaning "thrust finger through neck",
[01:11] <Stereo``> uh
[01:12] <Stereo``> why would you use that phrase
[01:12] <jmx> its subliminal
[01:12] <Stereo``> have you ever done that "pick a number from 1 to 4"
[01:12] <Stereo``> most people will say 3
[01:12] <timmo> stereo: telling someone how to kill someone else
[01:12] <pinin> hahaa
[01:12] <sxh> well
[01:12] <sxh> there is something called the cardinal number rule
[01:13] <pinin> 15,768 / 03,942 = 4
[01:13] <pinin> (in the fraction above all digits from 0 to 9 were used once)
[01:13] <sxh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford's_law
[01:14] <pinin> What English word contains all 5 vowels once?
[01:14] <pinin> Answer: sequoia, uncopyrightable
[01:15] <pinin> 1 human being out of 5 is a Chinese farmer.
[01:15] <pinin> haha good fact
[01:15] <jmx> lol
[01:15] <timmo> haha
[01:15] <jmx> all those chinese farmers and they are still a net imported of food, what a bun
[01:16] <jmx> importer
[01:16] <Stereo``> yeah what crap
[01:16] <jmx> goes to show if you're looking to hire someone for your farm
[01:16] <pinin> 1/7 = 0.142857142857142857...
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 2 = 285714
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 3 = 428571
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 4 = 571428
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 5 = 714285
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 6 = 857142
[01:16] <jmx> dont hire a chinaman
[01:16] <pinin> whoa that rocks
[01:16] <timmo> wow
[01:16] <timmo> archive.org is awesome
[01:16] <timmo> http://www.archive.org/details/BravoFnBravoRH
[01:16] <pinin> jea it is timmo
[01:16] <Stereo``> yeah the 1/7 sequence is interesting
[01:17] <timmo> well i knew it was awesome
[01:17] <timmo> but not this awesome
[01:17] <pinin> stereo notice the same numbers on each line
[01:17] <timmo> theres a bravo fucking bravo show up
[01:17] <pinin> just scrambled
[01:17] <Stereo``> not scrambled
[01:17] <Stereo``> just starts at a different point
[01:17] <pinin> ah word good eye
[01:18] <pinin> (987'654'321 - (123'456'789 + 9)) / 7 = 123'456'789
[01:18] <timmo> no offense
[01:18] <timmo> but you guys
[01:18] <timmo> are fucking nerds
[01:18] <Stereo``> 14 56 224
[01:18] <Stereo``> 28 112 448
[01:18] <Stereo``> 1428571428
[01:19] <timmo> also
[01:19] <timmo> http://desktopgaming.com/browse.php
[01:20] <pinin> rofl numbers are fun ;[
[01:21] <jmx> geek
[01:21] <Stereo``> i've never actually checked if there was a similar pattern in other bases
[01:21] <Stereo``> partly cause i wouldn't know how to find it
[01:22] <pinin> haha nice site timmo
[01:22] <pinin> http://desktopgaming.com/desktops/thumbnails/181.jpg
[01:22] <jmx> also you unsleeping freak, im like at least one time zone behind you and still
[01:22] <pinin> you pussy
[01:22] <pinin> you talked me into staying out
[01:22] <pinin> up
[01:22] <Zera> why is it i always look back when words like bed and pussy show up...
[01:22] <jmx> ;[
[01:22] <jmx> pussy beats anal sex you fag
[01:22] <Zera> dont knock it til you tried it
[01:23] <Stereo``> are you suggesting anal sex with cats?
[01:23] <Zera> not really
[01:23] <Zera> just that judgement be reserved til after its attempted
[01:23] <jmx> no
[01:24] <jmx> some things are just fucking stupid
[01:24] <Zera> ah well, im having a good laugh
[01:24] <Zera> so its all good
[01:24] <jmx> the whole you cant knock something til youve tried it argument is dumb
[01:25] <Stereo``> yeah
[01:25] <Stereo``> i'm not lighting my head on fire just cause soemone says it feels good
[01:25] <pinin> only cause you never try ANYTHING
[01:26] <Zera> lighting your head on fire actually is dumb
[01:26] <Zera> because its likely to end in death
[01:26] <timmo> [02:24] [jmx] the whole you cant knock something til youve tried it argument
[01:26] <Zera> or atleast severe scarring..hmm
[01:26] <timmo> it depends on how absurd the claim is
[01:26] <timmo> like if someone were trying to get you to eat like
[01:26] <timmo> snails for instance
[01:26] <Stereo``> meh
[01:26] <timmo> a whole culture finds snail a tasty food
[01:26] <timmo> but if they were like
[01:27] <timmo> DONT KNOCK NAILING YOUR PENIS TO A BOARD
[01:27] <Stereo``> i kinda don't like eating shrimp
[01:27] <timmo> then yeah, i can see how thats a little retarded
[01:27] <Stereo``> cause they're not gutted or anything
[01:27] <Stereo``> and sometimes you can see their intestines
[01:27] <pinin> word timmo
[01:27] <Stereo``> with crap in them
[01:27] <pinin> 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
[01:27] <pinin> 12 x 9 + 3 = 111
[01:27] <pinin> 123 x 9 + 4 = 1 111
[01:27] <pinin> 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11 111
[01:27] <pinin> 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111 111
[01:27] <pinin> 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1 111 111
[01:27] <pinin> those whacky 9s!
[01:27] <jmx> on snails or acquired taste foods in general
[01:27] <Stereo``> drinkig urine
[01:27] <jmx> why the fuck does one bother to aquire the taste at all?
[01:27] <Zera> bad timing to say i need a drink -_-
[01:28] <jmx> you piss drinking faggot
[01:28] <daze> escargo
[01:28] <Badtzmaru> you forgot 0 x 9 + 1 = 1
[01:28] <timmo> why is it
[01:28] <pinin> it wasn't on this site
[01:28] <timmo> whenever i mention something fucked up
[01:28] <pinin> good catch
[01:28] <timmo> like people nailing their penis to a board
[01:28] <timmo> badtz shows up
[01:28] <Zera> its on highlight
[01:29] <pinin> i'm 95% sure he has "nigger" on a trigger and 60% sure he has "penis" on trig
[01:29] <pinin> ;x
[01:29] <jmx> lol
[01:29] <Badtzmaru> nah
[01:29] <Badtzmaru> just looked over
[01:29] <jmx> he just has remarkable timing
[01:29] <Zera> wtf! random1 on bash.org now gives me all the anal sex jokes
[01:30] <kitchen> Zera: it must know what you like
[01:30] <pinin> 'Eleven plus two' is the anagram of 'twelve plus one'.
[01:30] <pinin> hahaha
[01:30] <jmx> lol
[01:30] <Stereo``> nice
[01:31] <anthill> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/16695_13.jpg nws
[01:31] <jmx> the math humour is putting me to sleep
[01:31] <kitchen> yummy
[01:31] <pinin> The fear of number 13 is called 'Triskadekaphobia'.
[01:31] <Zera> i have a feeling youd all go nuts if i were to also say i was into sadomasochi
[01:31] <pinin> i thought you already went to sleep pussy? ;x
[01:31] <Stereo``> i thought it was triskaidekaphobia
[01:31] <jmx> nah
[01:31] <kitchen> Zera: nah, there are enough BME guys in here that BDSM is the norm
[01:31] <jmx> just said that i should
[01:31] <Stereo``> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskaidekaphobia
[01:31] <Zera> ah okay
[01:31] <Stereo``> wikipedia backs me up
[01:32] <pinin> will wikipedia save your from my fist?
[01:32] <kitchen> if BME isn't masochism, I don't know what it is ;P
[01:32] <jmx> got shit planned for tomorrow
[01:32] <kitchen> pinin: haha
[01:32] <timmo> man that would suck
[01:32] <timmo> youre using your computer
[01:32] <timmo> and are like
[01:32] <timmo> honey... the mouse smells like vagina again
[01:32] <Badtzmaru> BME != masochism
[01:32] <Badtzmaru> case in point, I hate pain
[01:32] <timmo> parts of it are
[01:32] <jmx> wuss
[01:33] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: there's plenty of self mutilation on BME
[01:33] <Zera> what is BME?
[01:33] <kitchen> self mutilation = masochism imo
[01:33] <kitchen> Zera: body mod ezine
[01:33] <Zera> stupid abbrev.s
[01:33] <Zera> ahh
[01:33] <timmo> www.bmezine.com
[01:33] <Zera> haha, so not clicking that
[01:33] <kitchen> Zera: it's not that bad
[01:33] <jmx> coward
[01:33] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: and parents get their daughters ears pierced and sons circumsize
[01:33] <Stereo``> body mods
[01:33] <jmx> you know you want to
[01:33] <kitchen> the really hardcore shit you have to be a member for
[01:33] <Badtzmaru> both are pretty horrible things to do to a kid
[01:33] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: nope
[01:34] <timmo> theres also a surprising amount of porn on bme
[01:34] <Stereo``> i thought kids chose to pierce their ears
[01:34] <timmo> like
[01:34] <timmo> really surprising
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> most little girls do not
[01:34] <Zera> *sighs* *clicks*
[01:34] <timmo> one might even think it were a porn site
[01:34] <jmx> ears are horrible to do to a kid?
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> with a gun, yes.
[01:34] <pinin> The Italians foolishly think that 17 is unlucky, and they are very superstiti
[01:34] <timmo> jmx: its a consent thing
[01:34] <kitchen> what's so bad about a gun?
[01:34] <jmx> most girls that i know chose to have it done
[01:34] <timmo> plus piercing with a gun, is bad
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: check out the wiki
[01:34] <Zera> wow that bme site is gay
[01:34] <timmo> kitchen: it basically brute forces shit through your ear
[01:34] <Stereo``> i dunno
[01:34] <kitchen> ahh
[01:34] <Stereo``> my sister wanted to get her ears pierced
[01:34] <Zera> totally not what i was expecting
[01:34] <timmo> mangles the shit out of it
[01:35] <Stereo``> but my parents said no until she was like 14
[01:35] <kitchen> i always thought the gun was better because it was quicker
[01:35] <timmo> nope
[01:35] <kitchen> k
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> news
[01:35] <timmo> shannon has a write up on it somewhere
[01:35] <kitchen> I learned something today :)
[01:35] <timmo> ill see if i can track it down
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> oh hrmm
[01:35] <kitchen> timmo: no worries, I believe you
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> the gun seems to not be in the wiki
[01:35] <kitchen> I have no piercings, so I'm completely ignorant
[01:35] <kitchen> which reminds me, I should get my tat worked on
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.gif
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.html
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.html
[01:37] <jmx> night
[01:38] <timmo> badtz: http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Piercing_Gun
[01:38] <Badtzmaru> meh
[01:38] <Badtzmaru> searching for gun doesnt return that page
[01:38] <jmx> doesnt cover ear piercings really though
[01:39] <Badtzmaru> gun = evil period
[01:39] <timmo> jmx: unsterile and it tears skin
[01:39] <Badtzmaru> and most people who get little girls ears done get them done with guns
[01:39] <timmo> should cover it not going near anyone
[01:39] <kitchen> yea
[01:39] <kitchen> they don't put a fresh needle in every time? that's retarded
[01:39] <timmo> im going to play more oblivion now
[01:40] <jmx> so they should come at the kid with a needle then?
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: you suck. Nothing anywhere near me is open where I can get it
[01:40] <jmx> that'd really put them at ease
[01:40] <Badtzmaru> they should let the kid wait and decide to get them done.
[01:40] <timmo> kitchen: you could always download it
[01:40] <timmo> unless youre playing on the 360
[01:40] <timmo> and im sure theres a walmart around you somewhere
[01:40] <pinin> haha i just glanced up and saw <Badtzmaru> gun = evil period, and thoug
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: yea but that would take as long as waiting until tomorrow to buy it
[01:40] <jmx> a lot of girls do decide when they are like 5-6
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: none of them are 24 hours
[01:40] <timmo> gay
[01:40] <Badtzmaru> pinin: Im all for shooting people.
[01:41] <kitchen> there's no 24 hour anything near me but gas stations
[01:41] <pinin> hell yeah
[01:41] <timmo> where the hell do you live
[01:41] <jmx> just not for piercing purposes
[01:41] <kitchen> timmo: anaheim
[01:41] <Badtzmaru> jmx: I convinced my sister to get my neices ears done proper, my neice di
[01:41] <jmx> fucking hypocrit
[01:41] <Badtzmaru> she was about 5 I think
[01:41] <kitchen> you'd think in the middle of a huge metro area, there'd be some sort of 24
[01:41] <timmo> wtf anaheim doesnt have a 24hr walmart?
[01:41] <kitchen> but noooooooooooo
[01:41] <kitchen> timmo: nope
[01:41] <timmo> weird
[01:41] <kitchen> i called all 4 that are within 20 miles of me
[01:42] <Stereo``> dunno why people would get thir kids ears pierced anyway
[01:42] <kitchen> I don't want the game badly enough to spend an hour driving to get it
[01:42] <kitchen> Stereo``: if my kid wanted his/her ears pierced, i'd do it
[01:42] <Stereo``> it seems a pretty pointless way to spend money
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: I got bored of oblivion in a week
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> *shrug*
[01:42] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: but you played WoW, no/
[01:42] <Stereo``> and most 5 year olds don't have their own income yet
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> I havent played wow in some time either
[01:42] <kitchen> I've heard that people who have played WoW very much thought oblivion sucke
[01:42] <jmx> not like its expensive
[01:43] <kitchen> yea ear piercing at a 'pro' shop is what, $50 ?
[01:43] <kitchen> + jewelry
[01:43] <jmx> i doubt its that much even
[01:43] <Badtzmaru> the jewelr is whats expensive
[01:43] <kitchen> yea
[01:43] <kitchen> an ear piercing is pretty straightforward
[01:43] <Badtzmaru> the acutl piercing is like $10 buks at most places for ears
[01:43] <jmx> its only as expensive as you make it
[01:43] <kitchen> not like they're trying to do a subclavicle or a prince albert
[01:44] <jmx> if you go out buying $500 earrings and shit then sure its expensive
[01:44] <jmx> but you dont have to do that
[01:44] <kitchen> hehe y ea
[01:44] <kitchen> I should get some sort of piercing.
[01:44] <kitchen> I definitely don't want plugs though, I'm not a fan of plugs
[01:44] <Badtzmaru> I need to get my arm finished =/
[01:45] <kitchen> what kind of piercing do you guys recommend?
[01:45] <jmx> not eyebrow
[01:45] <kitchen> for a newbie that is :)
[01:45] <Badtzmaru> 's up to personal preference
[01:45] <jmx> cuz they look dumb
[01:45] <kitchen> jmx: definitely not
[01:45] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: i'm thinking something in my ear
[01:46] <jmx> not a fan of nose piercings on guys either
[01:46] <jmx> though it can be hot on a girl
[01:46] <kitchen> I don't know what it's called but I used to want to get this ear piercing d
[01:46] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:46] <Badtzmaru> industrial
[01:46] <kitchen> 2 holes, the balls are on the back side of the ear
[01:46] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: that's what it's called?
[01:46] <Badtzmaru> yep
[01:47] <kitchen> awesome
[01:47] <Badtzmaru> they can be a bitch to heal if they arent done well
[01:47] <kitchen> yea
[01:47] <kitchen> well, I'm in anaheim, I'm sure there are plenty of good shops around
[01:49] <kitchen> wow, there's a shop right down the street from me :)
[01:50] <kitchen> http://www.actiontattoo.net/
[01:50] <pinin> jmx
[01:51] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: any idea how much an industrial would cost (the piercing itself,
[01:51] <Badtzmaru> no idea.
[01:53] <pinin> aight lord of war is over
[01:53] <pinin> bedtime
[01:57] <Zera> lol
[01:58] <kitchen> ahh, so it is a real person
[01:58] <Rjx> Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL has shocked American Gulf War veterans by joking the
[01:58] <Zera> or a perceptive bot
[01:58] <kitchen> Zera: tru, tru
[01:59] <kitchen> AWW FUCK
[01:59] <kitchen> one of my case fans is dead
[01:59] <kitchen> meh.
[02:09] <Zera> now honestly...when someone randomly sends you a file called "youngfreshpussy.
[02:10] <Zera> its gonna fuck your computer in some way
[02:10] <Rjx> Thero
[02:11] <Zera> heh
[02:11] <Zera> really?
[02:15] <Zera> mmm slave
[02:17] <slave-zx> mm
[02:17] <hermes> bring me my lunch!
[02:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:47] <Zera> and yeh, gday here too
[02:48] <Cadbury> Hello, interesting topic this room has... Well 'Zera' I must say you're mor
[02:48] <Zera> when yknow what you like you dont fear persecution for it ;)
[02:49] <Cadbury> I'll have to take your word for it mate, rofl.
[02:50] <Cadbury> Your sense of freedom leds down dark and dangerous paths I don't particular
[02:50] <Cadbury> Industry *
[02:50] <Cadbury> So Zera, ...you're a regular ass bandit huh ?
[02:51] <Zera> heh
[02:51] <Zera> i resent that term mate lol
[02:51] <Cadbury> How's that going for you ?
[02:51] <Zera> its a pain in the ass sometimes
[02:51] <Zera> err
[02:51] <Zera> figuratively speaking
[02:51] <Cadbury> Ass bandit ? It's not offensive, purely a comical term.
[02:51] <Cadbury> And it has friends too.
[02:51] <Cadbury> Lots of them.
[02:52] <Cadbury> Rope sucker, knob jockey, fudge packer, fag... Homo, anal assassin, donut p
[02:52] <Zera> hey it specifies female yknow
[02:53] <Cadbury> But uh, if your main dietary suppliment is high protien ballsac stew then t
[02:53] <Cadbury> */me shrugs.
[02:54] * Cadbury shrugs.
[02:54] <Zera> oh come on it says chick...
[02:54] <Cadbury> You're no chick, I bet you're a 'shim'.
[02:54] <Cadbury> Aren't you ?
[02:54] <Zera> not saying i was a chick
[02:54] <Zera> just that the topic specifies a girl doing it
[02:54] <Zera> and wtf is a shim
[02:54] <Cadbury> And I have a sneaking suspiscion you're into bestiality as well.
[02:54] <Zera> leave the rooster out of this
[02:54] <Cadbury> Shim = She Male.
[02:54] <Zera> i was clearly drunk
[02:55] <Cadbury> It's nothing to be ashamed of Zera.
[02:55] <Cadbury> If you like K-9 ballsac stew that also is your choice.
[02:55] * Cadbury shrugs once more.
[02:55] <Zera> my poor brain -_-
[02:56] <Cadbury> Bah, screw your brain, you don't need it anyway...
[02:56] <Zera> you into necrophelia then?
[02:56] <Cadbury> Hell yeah.
[02:56] <Zera> ...
[02:56] <Cadbury> I'd try anything twice.
[02:57] <Zera> hence i dont need a brain, youd want me dead
[02:57] <Cadbury> For sure.
[02:57] <Cadbury> You can be my little 'Gothic Princess' names Toaster !
[02:57] <Cadbury> ROFL !
[02:57] <Zera> damn you cad...
[02:57] <Cadbury> HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
[02:57] <Durandal_> hello
[02:57] <Zera> hey dur
[02:57] <Cadbury> G'day.
[02:57] <Durandal_> so i just got back from work and it's 6am
[02:57] <Durandal_> holy shit
[02:57] <Durandal_> grad nights fucking suck
[02:58] <Durandal_> we had these stupid ass bands play for these snot nosed punks
[02:58] <Durandal_> i don't know
[02:58] <Cadbury> Durandal, have you met my mate here, Zera ? His real name's 'Gothic Princes
[02:58] <Durandal_> some band called fallout boy or some shit
[02:58] * Cadbury grins ear to ear.
[02:58] <Durandal_> yeah
[02:58] <Zera> damn you cad! XD
[02:58] <Durandal_> who the fuck is zera and why does everyone talk about his ass
[02:58] <Durandal_> god damn
[02:59] <Durandal_> also people who use emotes are massive homosexuals
[02:59] * Cadbury explaims REALLY !?
[02:59] <Cadbury> Exclaims *
[02:59] <Zera> you fail at life cos you cant spell
[02:59] <Cadbury> Shut up you cluey bitch.
[02:59] <Zera> yknow you love it
[03:00] * Cadbury pimp slaps Zera with a handfull of talcom powder because cocaine would be wasted
[03:00] <Cadbury> You've been smacked and told bitch... know your place.
[03:01] <Zera> but the effort
[03:01] <Cadbury> I'm so going to cop a shovel to the head next time we hang out huh Z ?
[03:01] <Zera> itd break
[03:01] <Cadbury> Sshhh !?
[03:01] <Cadbury> L.O.T.R Style... keep it secret, keep it safe.
[03:02] <Zera> but youve always got your red ring out
[03:02] <Zera> why keep it a secret?
[03:02] <Cadbury> That's because it's awsome and I have to keep and eye on it, everyone tries
[03:02] <Durandal_> god
[03:03] <Durandal_> sometimes i wish i still had ops
[03:03] <Zera> lma
[03:03] <Zera> lmao*
[03:03] <Cadbury> Hahahahaha.
[03:03] <Cadbury> I bet.
[03:03] <Durandal_> fucking faggots
[03:03] <Zera> hey he's the one who starting putting the hate on me
[03:03] <Durandal_> time for sleep because i have to go work another 12 hours sheesh
[03:03] <Cadbury> But you're screwed now Dur, because I have several hours and a bag of honey
[03:04] <Zera> have a good snooze Dur
[03:04] <Cadbury> Goodnight.
[03:11] <Kurin> Man, I hate in movies when the man guy is telling other people shit they shou
[03:11] <Rjx> fuck the proletariat
[03:11] <Zera> that shits me too Kurin
[03:12] <Jimmothy> just watched the buisness
[03:12] <ScumFrog`> any good?
[03:12] <Jimmothy> yeah
[03:12] <Jimmothy> id buy it
[03:13] <Rjx> Infoworld is repeating the rumours that Alan 'spam king' Ralsky has been arrest
[03:21] <Cadbury> Hmm, well ciao all, I'm out of here.
[03:26] * finn_ is now known as finn__
[03:42] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[03:57] <ScmFrg`a> w London, England
[03:57] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 11:20 AM BST on April 30, 2
[04:53] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/63863_nbl08.jpg nsfw?
[04:54] <Rjx> ew
[04:54] <Rjx> wtf
[04:54] <Jimmothy> i hate you
[04:54] <wind> hey, dead people need to pick their noses too
[04:56] <Jimmothy> i dont need to see it
[04:59] <ExZippo> <ujjzu> finally Ronne Troup spy pictures on the net .. at cams2006.
[04:59] <ExZippo> Fuck yeah I needs me some Ronne Troup pixxx
[04:59] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/16263_2.gif haha
[05:00] <Rjx> haha i have another one of those wind
[05:00] <Rjx> where they're all calling one of them a fatty
[05:00] <Rjx> and she's sobbing
[05:00] <wind> haha
[05:00] <Rjx> there's one i haven't been able to find again
[05:00] <Rjx> where it's a 8 year old boy sitting there
[05:00] <Rjx> looking shocked
[05:00] <Rjx> and all the comments are like
[05:00] <Rjx> WTF???
[05:00] <Rjx> WHO ARE YOU
[05:00] <Rjx> YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE.
[05:01] <wind> haha
[05:04] <ExZippo> Anyone got the one of the chick doing porn and there's a baby in the backgr
[05:05] <Rjx> somewhere
[05:06] <wind> they're all on carnival
[05:09] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/22298_BTG4Satyrs.jpg nsfw wtf
[05:15] <ExZippo> I like my women like I like my coffee
[05:15] <ExZippo> Ground to a fine powder and thrown in boiling water
[05:31] <hermes> with a little milk?
[05:38] <wind> latest matiyashu cd on hub
[05:39] <Rjx> which hub
[05:40] <wind> dc++
[05:40] <wind> is there another hub? and why don't i have access to it
[05:40] <wind> stop holding out on me
[05:40] <wind> i know you got the good stuff
[05:41] <Rjx> the "hub" has always been a secret method of exchanging files between a bunch o
[05:41] <Rjx> and now this dc++ hub has popped up
[05:41] <Rjx> confusing everyone
[05:41] <Rjx> you're going to have to specify "dc hub"
[05:41] <wind> can i access the "hub"
[05:42] <Rjx> probably not
[05:42] <Rjx> it is pretty much just a dump timmo uses to force his music tastes on other peo
[05:42] <wind> ic
[05:42] <Jimmothy> whole albums?
[05:42] <Rjx> your mother
[05:42] <Rjx> i've said too much
[05:42] <Jimmothy> pah
[05:43] <wind> anyway
[05:43] <wind> if you want the Youth album from matiyashu, it's on the dc hub
[05:43] <wind> 320kbps vbr
[05:47] <Jimmothy> "were off shopping, want anything?"
[05:47] <Jimmothy> to, "you dont really eat anything, just drink. itll mess up your kidneys y
[05:47] <Jimmothy> ta mum
[05:52] <catnip> Rjx: why is Thero free from sexual problems today?
[05:54] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> I hate it when girls say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S IN!
[05:54] <Rjx> noted
[05:57] <catnip> the chan its not the same without a topic that slanders Thero's sexuality
[05:58] <Thuryn> how profound
[05:58] * catnip fires up Steve Miller Band - Young Hearts - Complete Greatest Hits
[05:59] <catnip> Thuryn: I just got out of bed, check back later for superficial sarcasm
[05:59] <catnip> :P
[05:59] <Thuryn> catnip, what's on that disc?
[06:00] <Thuryn> anything good?
[06:00] <catnip> joker, serenade, space cowboy, abbracadabbra
[06:00] <catnip> oh yes!
[06:00] <catnip> wild river, who do you love, cry cry cry
[06:01] <catnip> lots of stuff from the best of 1974-1978
[06:01] <Thuryn> the first four are okay
[06:01] <Thuryn> wild river has a bad rep here
[06:01] <Thuryn> don't know the other two
[06:01] <catnip> serenade is one of my favorites songs ever
[06:01] <Thuryn> yeah, that one is great
[06:01] <Jimmothy> <Thero> I hate it when guys say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S IN!
[06:01] <Jimmothy> might aswell make it worse
[06:01] <catnip> lol
[06:02] <Thuryn> Rjx
[06:02] <catnip> steve miller just turned 60, he played with the doors, grateful dead, kimi h
[06:02] <catnip> kimi = jimmy
[06:02] <Thuryn> jimi
[06:02] <wind> kimi hendrix rocked it
[06:03] <catnip> :\
[06:03] <catnip> kiwi hendriz aint half bad too
[06:03] <Thuryn> stay away from my kiwiz
[06:03] <Thuryn> silly catnip, dix are for chix!
[06:03] <catnip> indeed
[06:04] <catnip> < Thuryn> wild river has a bad rep here
[06:05] <catnip> why?
[06:05] <catnip> does Thero like it?
[06:06] <Thuryn> not in this chan. i meant here in MO.
[06:06] <Thuryn> SMB was stupid enough to debut that song in '93 when we had a bunch of flood
[06:07] <Thuryn> i saw them at Riverport when they were here
[06:07] <catnip> oh
[06:07] <Thuryn> they played that song and the crowd just went quiet
[06:07] <Thuryn> like <_< >_>. "dude... um... i'm going to get a beer. brb..."
[06:08] <catnip> oopsie :|
[06:08] <Thuryn> yeah
[06:08] <Thuryn> bad timing
[06:08] <Thuryn> it's not a bad song
[06:09] <catnip> well its not on my most favorite list
[06:09] <catnip> I like the older stuff better
[06:10] <Thuryn> i like the Fly Like An Eagle album the best
[06:10] <catnip> that song's in this one too
[06:10] <Thuryn> with one exception: s/You Send Me//;
[06:10] <FlaVouR> catnip!
[06:10] <Thuryn> that song sucked
[06:11] <catnip> I might add that i didnt start to listen to steve miller on my own, was even
[06:11] <catnip> danm typo's :(
[06:11] <catnip> omfg!
[06:12] <catnip> damn* wasn't* player* and so on ...
[06:12] <catnip> hey FlaVouR
[06:15] <FlaVouR> :)
[06:18] <catnip> bbl - getting some sleep in the pm :P
[06:24] <swight> http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science
[06:26] <swight> that is awesome
[06:38] <FlaVouR> ;)
[06:39] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:49] <FlaVouR> American Chopper fucking rock
[06:52] <Jimmothy> When I was a kid, my parents used to take my sister and I for scenic walks
[06:52] <Jimmothy> Now, I was your usual hyperactive eight year old, so when I saw an enormou
[06:52] <Jimmothy> Unfortunately, it was a very hot day. The shit was fresh, and had been giv
[06:52] <Jimmothy> I think that the cows set me up.
[07:18] <Thero> heh
[07:18] <Thero> Thuryn
[07:22] <wind> zipcode in CA?
[07:27] <wind> who wants to buy my sidekick: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it
[07:32] <Rjx> i was going to make a joke out of that, couldn't think of any superheroes that
[07:35] <soapy> unlocked as in you can use it on other networks?
[07:35] <soapy> interesting
[07:36] <wind> yup
[07:37] <Thero> wtf
[07:37] <Thero> why did i read networks as masturbation
[07:37] <Rjx> http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4748/inflatablething4on.jpg
[07:38] <Thero> WHOGAVEYOUTHATPICTURE?!?!
[07:38] <Jimmothy> oh hes here
[07:39] <Thuryn> Thero
[07:39] <s3_> girl is hungry
[07:39] <Thero> i possibly did the greatest thing last nite at disney
[07:40] <Thero> around like 1am i had bought all of this pirate stuff
[07:40] <Thero> the hat, eyepatch, sword, bandanna
[07:40] <Thero> so i was walking around talking and acting like a pirate
[07:40] <Thero> and i scared one of the employees who fell into the lake at disney.
[07:40] <Thuryn> did you get picked up for disturbing the peace?
[07:40] <Thero> the FUCKING lake
[07:40] <Thuryn> they have a 'fucking lake'/
[07:40] <Thuryn> disney has gotten a LOT cooler
[07:40] <Thero> yes
[07:41] <Thero> giant orgy
[07:41] <Thero> for 25 dollars you can join
[07:41] <Thuryn> was it one of the employees in costume, or just some schlub?
[07:41] <Thero> just a schlub
[07:41] <Thero> he fell in with his broom tho and smacked him on the face
[07:41] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[07:42] <Thuryn> what a tool
[07:42] <Thero> and then on the ferry back to the bus
[07:42] <Thuryn> i see weirder shit than that every day
[07:42] <Thero> i was screaming about Rose, from titantic
[07:42] <Thero> and acting like a pirate at the same time
[07:42] <Thero> HAVE ANY OF YE SEEN ROSE! ARG! SHE BE MY MISTRESS!
[07:42] <Thero> and my friend dan goes "HERE I AM JACK"
[07:42] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[07:42] <Thero> "ARG I SAID ROSE! NOT JOSE!"
[07:43] <Thero> and i can do this voice
[07:43] <Thero> like mr hanky from south park
[07:43] <Thero> and all of a sudden in the dark at haunted mansion
[07:43] <Thero> int he room where you stand and all of a sudden it gets dark
[07:44] <Thero> i screamed OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGHOSTS!
[07:44] <Thero> and this girl freaked out and slapped me
[07:44] <Thero> god damnit yuesterday was awesome
[07:46] <Thero> what sucked though was we had to wear church clothes
[07:46] <Thero> and disney still was fuckton expensive
[07:46] <Thero> t3h-gr1m
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> Thero :o
[07:46] <Thero> i know that file is uploaded!
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> Errr... Pharaoh's Empire?
[07:47] <Thero> yup
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> ...uploading now
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> I actually have a stable connection so I'll be able to do it.
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> Sorry.
[07:47] <Thero> ah
[07:47] <Thero> lol wait
[07:48] <Thero> didnt u do it last weekend?
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> I tried...
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> It's going pretty fast.
[07:49] <Thero> thats what she said
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> HO HO HO YOU ARE SO FUNNY
[07:49] <Thero> Yes i am, Santa!
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> 21%.
[07:49] <Thero> heh
[07:49] <Thero> i kept rambling on last nite at disney in my pirate getup
[07:49] <Thero> about how id kill the evil!
[07:49] <Thero> in haunted mansion
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahaha
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Awesome.
[07:50] <Thero> hell i got weird looks from the people dressed up as servants
[07:50] <Thero> then i was like
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Wait, you work there?
[07:50] <Thero> "hey um....dead guy disney dude? Where's the nearest restaurant"
[07:50] <Thero> no it was grad nite there
[07:50] <Thero> he gave me a *go fuck off you prick* look
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[07:51] <t3h-gr1m> 42%
[07:51] <Thero> IT HAS ANSWERED EVERYTHING
[07:54] <t3h-gr1m> 73%
[07:56] <t3h-gr1m> 87%
[07:56] <t3h-gr1m> err... 97.
[07:58] <Tarkaan> I used to not dig Anderson Cooper. But I watched his show a couple times.
[07:59] <wind> now you have sex with your mom
[07:59] <Tarkaan> yes, I have sex with your mom.
[08:01] <Kalamazoo> wind where is the rest of the captain planet team ?
[08:01] <wind> clever
[08:01] <Kalamazoo> :)
[08:01] <wind> they are probably having relations with your sister
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> if i had a sister i would go ohhhhhhh
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> but i dont
[08:02] <wind> must be your mothaa
[08:02] <Tarkaan> CondoLEEZA?! Who would name a bitch CondoLEEZA?!?
[08:02] <wind> i thought it was your sister because she put out real easy
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> eh you only get one try at a comeback and it just didnt work out
[08:02] <Tarkaan> that would be fun to have a little sister
[08:03] <Tarkaan> videotape her in the shower
[08:03] <Kalamazoo> ...
[08:03] <wind> ha
[08:03] <Tarkaan> if she was hot
[08:03] <terminal> w kcgc
[08:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 11
[08:03] <Thero> 32839
[08:03] <SohcahWTF> w 97006
[08:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Beaverton, Oregon (97006) Conditions & - Updated at 7:53 AM
[08:03] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[08:03] <Tarkaan> even at my age, if I had a little sister, I'd try to f her friends.. like,
[08:04] <Thero> w 32839
[08:04] <pinkboa> Weather for Orlando, Florida (32839) Conditions & - Updated at 8:53 AM
[08:04] <wind> w2
[08:04] <Rjx`> ...
[08:04] <poopy> wind temp 57F/14C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:13AM;
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> SOmeone topic that
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> <+Tarkaan> even at my age, if I had a little sister, I'd try to f h
[08:04] <Tarkaan> w 75062
[08:04] <pinkboa> Weather for Irving, Texas (75062) Conditions & - Updated at 9:53 AM CDT
[08:04] <Tarkaan> that too
[08:04] <Tarkaan> I wanted to f my best friend's sister when we were kids
[08:04] <Tarkaan> like when she was 11 and I was like 13/14
[08:05] <Rjx`> all my friends had ugly sisters
[08:05] <Rjx`> oh apart from one
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> i have one friend with a hot sister
[08:05] <Rjx`> nonidentical twins
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> and everyone we know makes fun of him for it
[08:05] <Tarkaan> she wasn't a 10, but she had a vagina
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> and another friend of mine, i made out with his sister and point it out t
[08:05] <Thuryn> ah, the innocence of youth.
[08:05] <Tarkaan> if I had a twin sister that would be one ugly bitch
[08:06] <Tarkaan> hahaha Kalamazoo.
[08:06] <Rjx`> haha time to mix it up a little
[08:06] <Rjx`> and post the pics of Jimmothy's sister
[08:06] <Rjx`> so he has even more people harassing him
[08:06] <Tarkaan> I saw one once
[08:06] <Rjx`> http://sisters.efnet.biz/Jimmothy/
[08:06] <Thuryn> a sister?
[08:06] <Kalamazoo> can anyone say myspace pictures?
[08:06] <wind> jimmothy, your sister is emo
[08:06] <Thuryn> ugh
[08:06] <Thuryn> she looks like distilled trouble
[08:06] <Tarkaan> how emo n/m wind beat me to it
[08:07] <Thero> Jimmothy
[08:07] <Tarkaan> if I were a high school teacher, I'd rail emo girls
[08:07] <Sohcahtoa> hahah
[08:07] <Thero> Im going to be more mature than these idiots
[08:07] <Thero> CAN I BANG YOUR SISTER?
[08:08] <Tarkaan> all kidding aside, if I was an op, and I had a sister, and someone posted a
[08:08] <Thero> banor...
[08:08] <Thero> wow.
[08:08] <Thero> Tark you misspelled Boner
[08:09] <Tarkaan> and a boner.
[08:09] <Jimmothy> id you ban someone for saying theyd fuck your sister?
[08:09] <Thero> hahahahaha
[08:09] <Jimmothy> youd*
[08:09] <Tarkaan> I don't know if I would or not cause I don't have a sister
[08:09] <Tarkaan> but I'm thinking pry yeah
[08:09] <Thero> ...
[08:09] <Jimmothy> you take life too seriously
[08:09] <Thero> "this is when the human race started its demise..."
[08:10] <Thuryn> once she's 18, i'd hit it
[08:10] <Thuryn> s/18/17/
[08:10] <Thuryn> i keep forgetting where i am
[08:10] <Jimmothy> shes already legal
[08:10] <Thuryn> oh yeah?
[08:10] <Thuryn> brb
[08:10] <Thero> OMG
[08:10] <Tarkaan> I don't undertand the hair in the face thing
[08:11] <Thero> its suppose to be sexy
[08:11] <Thero> i just think it reminds me of when you get fucekd too hard and your hair mess
[08:11] <Thuryn> it's supposed to be mysterious
[08:11] <Jimmothy> she doesnt cover her face with her hair
[08:12] <wind> emo defender
[08:12] <Jimmothy> not really
[08:12] <Jimmothy> but you know
[08:12] <Tarkaan> Thero, I keep my hair short so it doesn't happen to me
[08:12] <Thero> ...
[08:12] <Jimmothy> i saw her this morning
[08:12] <Thero> talking about women...
[08:12] <Thero> Jimmothy give me her number.
[08:12] <Jimmothy> 13
[08:13] <Jimmothy> you realise im in an entirely diffrent country right
[08:13] <Thero> yes.
[08:13] <Thero> but i never asked for an age
[08:13] <Jimmothy> also, rjx: cunt. it was bad enough with piggy alone.
[08:13] <Jimmothy> you asked for her number, she likes 13, 7 and 11
[08:13] <Thero> cup size.
[08:14] <Jimmothy> she likes pints
[08:14] <Thero> HER BREAST CUP SIZE
[08:14] <Thero> THE MAMMARY GLANDS ATTACHED TO HER CHEST
[08:14] <Thero> WITH NIPPLES
[08:15] <wind> are you serious
[08:15] <wind> haha my sidekick already sold
[08:15] <Thero> haha?
[08:15] <Thero> how much
[08:15] <wind> You have an Instant Payment of $170.20 USD
[08:15] <Thero> nice.
[08:15] <Thero> Send me some
[08:15] <Thero> i ran out of booze.
[08:19] <Tarkaan> Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?
[08:19] <Thero> YES
[08:19] <Thero> MR MEAT VENDOR
[08:19] <Thero> I WILL HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR SMOKED MEAT LOG
[08:19] <Thero> JA
[08:19] <Thero> SOME GOOD MEAT LOG
[08:54] <swight> Iraq has accused Iranian forces of entering Iraqi territory and shelling Kur
[08:55] <c-rOCK> FUCK EM
[08:55] <c-rOCK> ooo caps
[08:55] <Thuryn> actually, that seriously lets the U.S. off the hook
[08:55] <c-rOCK> let them shell them back
[08:55] <c-rOCK> oh they cant? tough luck.
[08:56] <Thuryn> well, we owe the kurds some protection
[08:56] <Thuryn> they're the only group in Iraq that have held up their end of the deal
[08:56] <c-rOCK> as long as our refineries are protected
[08:56] <c-rOCK> fuck it
[08:57] <metric> erm
[08:57] <metric> us army cant shell
[08:58] <dekkon> .link http://games2web.com/play-2837-Whats_Her_Bra_Size.html whats her bra s
[08:58] <poopy> dekkon - http://games2web.com/play-2837-Whats_Her_Bra_Size.html - whats her b
[08:58] <swight> hah oh sweet, Colbert was at the White House Correspondents dinner
[08:59] <war--> swight: keep a close eye on digg?
[08:59] <swight> heh
[09:00] <swight> i do I do
[09:00] <wind> who flosses here
[09:02] <wind> no one?
[09:03] <swight> not consistently
[09:03] <wind> poo
[09:03] <wind> my dentist said i have to floss at least 3 times a week, they think i might ha
[09:03] <wind> but if i floss it'll go away
[09:03] <wind> it's still in the very early stages
[09:04] <wind> so i wanted to see what's a good floss, i use the glide floss now
[09:04] <Thuryn> that's what serena uses
[09:05] <dekkon> i enjoy the woven floss
[09:06] <wind> oh well, i got a cool $170
[09:06] <wind> in 20 min
[09:06] <wind> i wonder what else i have to sell
[09:06] <wind> that i *
[09:06] <wind> can*
[09:07] <dekkon> sold what on where
[09:07] <wind> sidekick on ebay
[09:07] * nightglid is now known as Benzin
[09:07] <dekkon> o
[09:07] <DigDug> wind, i use ecodent floss
[09:07] <wind> url ecodent floss
[09:07] <pinkboa> - "ecodent floss": http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Floss%20Gentle,%20Ecodent%20
[09:07] <DigDug> i have tried more different kinds than i can count and stopped with that one
[09:07] <DigDug> smart floss is also good but expensive
[09:08] <wind> hm
[09:08] <DigDug> http://www.eco-dent.com/floss.htm
[09:08] <wind> well the dentist gave me 3-4 samples of this crest glide
[09:08] <wind> which seems to feel nice
[09:08] <dekkon> Vegan waxed using rice bran
[09:08] <Benzin> ^.-
[09:09] <DigDug> yeah, dekkon
[09:09] <dekkon> digdug is so vegan, even his floss is approved
[09:09] <DigDug> i don't really care about that
[09:09] <DigDug> haha
[09:09] <DigDug> it's just good floss
[09:09] <wind> do you eat it too?
[09:09] <wind> or no?
[09:09] <DigDug> yeah, when i'm hungry
[09:09] <wind> har
[09:09] <DigDug> it's also nice that it comes in packages of 100 yards
[09:09] <dekkon> we would chew on floss in basic
[09:09] <dekkon> for that great mint taste
[09:10] <wind> haha
[09:10] <Thuryn> i'd hate to have to shit 100 yards of floss
[09:10] <wind> it probably wouldn't come in a straight line
[09:11] <wind> because you might pass out from pooing 100 yards
[09:11] <Thuryn> nah, you'd probably just have to grab hold of it and pull it out
[09:11] <Thuryn> essentially, flossing your intestines
[09:12] <wind> new family guy tonight?
[09:12] <Benzin> Ineffective, thogh.
[09:12] <Thuryn> Benzin, and unpleasant as well
[09:12] <Benzin> I wouldn't know.
[09:16] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/57152_214.jpg whoa
[09:16] <Benzin> ...
[09:16] <c-rOCK> thats how i roll.
[09:16] * Benzin wonders why he clicks on things when he knows he'll regret it.
[09:17] <Twin`> it's not even that bad
[09:17] * nublar clicks just because he knows he'll regret it
[09:17] <Twin`> when you get to that point, it's not even real jizz anymoe
[09:17] <Benzin> She must've been real bad.
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> we have school tomorrow
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I'm pissed off
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I don't know what good fryday is but i want off of school lik
[09:23] <DigDug> <Crowbar> um
[09:23] <DigDug> <Crowbar> it's the day Jesus died
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> oh, I thought it was for french fries
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I was going to go to McDonalds and say "it's good fryday you
[09:23] <DigDug> i'm thinking k
[09:23] <DigDug> akn?
[09:23] <dekkon|> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5
[09:23] <Jimmothy> k
[09:23] <DigDug> if it could be reduced to just one line...
[09:23] <dekkon|> that hurts my head
[09:24] <Kalamazoo> i kinda laughed
[09:25] <DigDug> <Snape> Avada Kedavra!
[09:25] <DigDug> <Dumbledore> NOOO!
[09:25] <DigDug> Dumbledore quit ([alpha.appliedirc.com] Killed (Snape (Avada Kedavra!)))
[09:25] <DigDug> <m00Cow> Bye Dumbledore.
[09:25] <DigDug> Comment: Spoiler - AppliedIRC
[09:25] <DigDug> (killing)
[09:25] <Benzin> gege
[09:25] <Benzin> *hehe
[09:25] <FlaVouR_> kill
[09:25] <dekkon|> http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3179/paulygay7nn.jpg
[09:26] <dekkon|> greatest picture of all time
[09:26] <Benzin> That's a repeat, is't it?
[09:26] <FlaVouR_> jesus
[09:26] <Tarkaan> DUDE?!?! how could you come online and not even leave me a comment about my
[09:27] <Benzin> ^.-
[09:27] <dekkon|> repeat? no
[09:27] <dekkon|> old? yes
[09:27] <var> w 63122
[09:27] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 11:
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> w2
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ location not found
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> crap
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> w2 Johannesburg South Africa
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:30AM
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> W2 Durban South Africa
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 68F/20C; wind South 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunr
[09:27] <nublar> w 72015
[09:27] <pinkboa> Weather for Benton, Arkansas (72015) Conditions & - Updated at 10:53 AM
[09:28] <FlaVouR_> w2 Johannesburg South Africa
[09:28] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:30AM
[09:28] <FlaVouR_> does it cache the last location queried for each nick?
[09:28] <Benzin> w2 17070
[09:28] <poopy> Benzin temp 59F/15C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:08A
[09:29] <DigDug> +BlackSaturn> did you know congress is thinking about making a law that h
[09:29] <Benzin> Not bad.
[09:29] <DigDug> @tw> Child porn isn't copyrighted.
[09:29] <DigDug> Comment: #kawaii-radio
[09:29] <DigDug> w2
[09:29] <poopy> DigDug temp 64.6F/18.1C; wind East 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5
[09:29] <FlaVouR_> DigDug kill
[09:29] <DigDug> kk
[09:29] * FlaVouR_ is now known as FlaVouR
[09:29] <Tarkaan> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5
[09:30] <DigDug> <Petarius> My school is having a child abuse and sexual assault fair t
[09:30] <DigDug> <Petarius> I got all excited, but then I realized it was about prevent
[09:30] <Jimmothy> heh
[09:30] <soapy> tarkaan: she is a shining example of someone that needs surgery
[09:31] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:31] <FlaVouR> approve!
[09:31] <Tarkaan> pry stolen
[09:31] <Tarkaan> if not close enough to the 'falling off a guard tower' comment
[09:31] <FlaVouR> Tarkaan she's bitching cos she got fucked my a marine and now he ditched he
[09:32] <Tarkaan> yeah
[09:32] <Tarkaan> looks like it
[09:32] <dekkon|> id hit it
[09:32] <DigDug> suurlemoen: usually I can't even run a whole mile
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: ...
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: not something i would tell people
[09:32] <DigDug> suurlemoen: no, there are a lot of people who can't run a mile
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: yes
[09:32] * Benzin remembers to take his sudefed.
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: they are called americans
[09:32] <Tarkaan> k
[09:32] <Kalamazoo> kill
[09:32] <Tarkaan> see, she's damaged... that means she's vulnerable
[09:32] <Benzin> kill
[09:33] <FlaVouR> that means she's baggage and will compare any new boyfriend to the bloke wh
[09:36] <Kalamazoo> that chick's myspace is crammed full of shit
[09:36] <Tarkaan> I'm still on it
[09:37] <Kalamazoo> i saw the glittery Quote gifs and closed it
[09:37] * Benzin resents myspace and isn't entirely sure why.
[09:37] <Kalamazoo> i hate myspace as well
[09:38] <Benzin> Why?
[09:38] <Benzin> Maybe I'll use your excuse/
[09:38] <Tarkaan> I missed it
[09:38] <Kalamazoo> it breeds attention whoreism
[09:38] <soapy> myspace is a wonderful tool for stalking
[09:38] <Tarkaan> it's one of many things that just..passed me by.
[09:38] <Kalamazoo> let me find one thing that sums it up
[09:38] <Benzin> soapy:One of my big reasons.
[09:39] <Ifrit> uh
[09:39] <Kalamazoo> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19
[09:39] <soapy> I found this one chick that went to my school 80% naked, damn myspace nudity
[09:39] <Benzin> hehe
[09:39] <Kalamazoo> that comic basically sums up the internet
[09:40] <Ifrit> myspace is like those old angelfire sites with 29418 animated gifs and really
[09:40] <Benzin> Not entirely.
[09:40] <DigDug> yep
[09:40] <Benzin> Agreed.
[09:40] <DigDug> (comic)
[09:40] <Benzin> Way too flashy.
[09:40] <Benzin> And I really don't get the point of most of those 'features'.
[09:40] <Benzin> Other than possibly annoyance.
[09:41] <Kalamazoo> i hate when i have headphones on and some shit loads and starts blaring i
[09:41] <Ifrit> yeah, the screen lags like death as you try to scroll down to find where to s
[09:41] <metric> glad you dont hate whinging
[09:42] <Ifrit> and other than that, the content of the sites are as bad as livejournals and
[09:42] <Benzin> Yep.
[09:42] <metric> dude its owned by murdock, what do you want?
[09:43] <Benzin> I also find the friends list humorous.
[09:43] <Ifrit> I don't wanna find out the sexually deviant hobbies of some prepubescent emo
[09:43] <FlaVouR> as long as she posts photods of her sexual devience I am all for it
[09:44] <Ifrit> what if it's a he
[09:44] <Benzin> Don't visit the page.
[09:44] <FlaVouR> then they can fuck off with the rest of those fags
[09:44] <Benzin> Ouchj.
[09:44] <Ifrit> exactly
[09:45] <FlaVouR> have you seen a movie called Waating?
[09:45] <FlaVouR> waiting
[09:45] <FlaVouR> even
[09:45] <Ifrit> i will never use myspace, i will never use livejournal, i will never write a
[09:45] <dekkon|> you say that now
[09:45] <Ifrit> at least not a blog about myself
[09:45] <dekkon|> but somehow, someway web2.0 will suck you in
[09:45] <FlaVouR> I have a blog but its my own - not some shitty Blog.com
[09:45] <dekkon|> and youll be powerless to stop it
[09:45] <Tarkaan> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/75944_1120417537471.jpg <-- devian
[09:46] <Benzin> ...
[09:46] <Kalamazoo> motherfuck
[09:46] <dekkon|> ;[
[09:46] <FlaVouR> YOU MADE BABY JESUS CRY!!
[09:46] <Benzin> I must remember to never click on a carnival link.
[09:46] <nwonknu> sick that
[09:46] <wind> woo i got the blues brothers theme on my cell
[09:47] <Ifrit> Spend a few years on the internet you will wow to click nearly no links
[09:47] <FlaVouR> those ppl are frauds anyway .. they are pretend Furries
[09:47] <Ifrit> yeah, like tATu
[09:47] <FlaVouR> no
[09:47] <Ifrit> O_o
[09:47] <FlaVouR> see pretend russian lesbians are still ok in my book
[09:47] <Ifrit> i dont give a fuckdamn
[09:47] <Benzin> I've been online for years.
[09:48] <Ifrit> how many times have you been goatse'd, tubgirl'd, lemonparty'd, rotten'd or o
[09:48] <Kalamazoo> i click links knowing its gonna be weird but sometimes im still surprised
[09:48] <Ifrit> i guess i can include biggernigger to that list now as well
[09:49] <Ifrit> it's gaining notoriety
[09:49] <Benzin> Only the first time.
[09:49] <Ifrit> for those of you who haven't seen biggernigger, don't search it out
[09:49] <Benzin> I don't plan to.
[09:50] <Benzin> they don't really affect me much. My mind kinda goes into neutral and I'm n
[09:50] <Benzin> However, 'wrong' often comes to mind.
[09:50] <jmx> other than goatse which makes you hot
[09:51] <Kalamazoo> i just normally think "hmm....weird"
[09:51] <Ifrit> anyways, you might be conditioned and desensitized to violence and gore, but
[09:51] <Ifrit> ;[
[09:51] <FlaVouR> cos no matter what yo have seen or are into .. there is always something th
[09:52] <Ifrit> OTT?
[09:52] <Benzin> Point.
[09:52] <FlaVouR> Over The Top
[09:52] <Ifrit> hehe
[09:52] <Ifrit> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/frogkitten03.jpg <- who dar
[09:52] <Benzin> Not me.
[09:52] <FlaVouR> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[09:52] <FlaVouR> NOT KITTENS!
[09:52] <Kalamazoo> its a kitten
[09:52] <FlaVouR> you sick FUCK
[09:52] <Kalamazoo> with a frog mask hat thing
[09:52] <Ifrit> :D
[09:53] <jmx> and anyways, thts bullshit that you wont click links if you've been on the inte
[09:53] <FlaVouR> oh the humamity
[09:53] <FlaVouR> jmx yeah cos to actually chat for longer then say 6 months you have to be a
[09:53] <Ifrit> jmx, i do at least wait to see the reactions of other people who might click
[09:54] <c-rOCK> sorry i was busy masturbating to the kitten pic
[09:54] <Tarkaan> Tiffany, why is my penis so damn big? <--- BEST COMMENT EVER
[09:54] <jmx> and when everyone goes "OMFG *PUKES*" you HAVE to see it then
[09:54] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:54] <DigDug> man, kt has such a nice voice
[09:54] <FlaVouR> kt?
[09:55] <Benzin> My bastard friend once sent me a video titled 'hot lesbian action'.
[09:55] <Benzin> It was a guy sucking himself off.
[09:55] <FlaVouR> dint knock it .. you know you would if you could
[09:55] <Ifrit> didn't you study it?
[09:55] <Benzin> No.
[09:55] <dekkon|> liar
[09:55] <Ifrit> damn
[09:55] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[09:55] <FlaVouR> I would
[09:55] <jmx> that shit was impressive
[09:55] <FlaVouR> jesus
[09:55] <Tarkaan> yr not supposed to be able to do that
[09:55] <Ifrit> you have to study it to find out how
[09:56] <FlaVouR> its the 7th vertibrae - its going in the next evolutionary step
[09:56] <Ifrit> exactly
[09:56] <Ifrit> Bill Hicks was a pioneer in the "suck your own cock" club
[09:57] <bos`> ;[
[09:57] <FlaVouR> suck SATANS cock
[09:57] <Ifrit> *salutes* o/
[09:57] <Benzin> "The fact that there's a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out b
[09:57] <Ifrit> hmm
[09:57] <Benzin> ^ my point
[09:58] <FlaVouR> well thanks for fucking that up for the rst of us you dick
[09:58] <Benzin> rofl
[09:58] <FlaVouR> Istopped at "my dick is getting sucked"
[09:58] <DigDug> FlaVouR: kt = a girl from okc
[09:58] <FlaVouR> DigDug oic
[09:58] <DigDug> that has a really nice voice
[09:58] <FlaVouR> have you met her?
[09:58] <DigDug> yeah
[09:59] <FlaVouR> k
[09:59] <DigDug> she's not as attractive as she sounds ;[
[09:59] <DigDug> but damn, that voice.... ;[
[09:59] <FlaVouR> so shes not just a pretty voice - cos those are usually fat girls with a li
[09:59] <DigDug> nah, she's not really fat
[09:59] <bos`> lol
[10:00] <DigDug> shit, at this rate i'm going to miss the last ikea bus
[10:00] <DigDug> bblblblblbbblb
[10:00] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia randy bachman
[10:00] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia randy bachman": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Bachman
[10:00] <FlaVouR> ikea bus ppl to their store?
[10:00] <DigDug> FlaVouR: from nyc, yeah
[10:00] <FlaVouR> wow
[10:00] <Tarkaan> oh that guy
[10:01] <DigDug> anything for the $$$$
[10:02] <Tarkaan> omfg that really was trevor denman on the simpsons calling the horse race
[10:02] <Tarkaan> I respected him :(
[10:02] <jmx> i can't stand randy bachman
[10:02] <jmx> well, more i hated bachman turner overdrive
[10:02] <Tarkaan> bto.
[10:03] <jmx> yes
[10:03] <Tarkaan> canada's answer to elo.
[10:03] <Tarkaan> their big hit was tcb
[10:03] <Tarkaan> or something like that.
[10:03] <jmx> cuz takin care of business might be the most annoying song ever written
[10:03] <DigDug> i think i'm going to resist the temptation to bring my laptop with me to ike
[10:03] <jmx> though the jazz album he just did was alright
[10:04] <jmx> and he's pretty cool as a person
[10:04] <Tarkaan> is it annoying...every day?
[10:04] <Tarkaan> is it annoying...in every way?
[10:04] <jmx> yes
[10:04] <Tarkaan> k
[10:05] <dbfan> ikea has enough fake laptops on display
[10:05] <bos`> lol
[10:05] <jmx> i respect him more after listening to his radio show
[10:05] <Tarkaan> I don't even know who he is
[10:05] <jmx> cuz the dude knows a helluva lot about music and has some good stories
[10:06] <Tarkaan> but trevor denman was in the same episode (he calls at santa anita)
[10:06] <Tarkaan> anawaydeygoooooooowah
[10:06] <jmx> sixties rocker
[10:07] <Tarkaan> he's fucking hardcore. I can't believe he did the simpsons.
[10:07] <Tarkaan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Denman <-- no shit, he calls Del Mar
[10:08] <jmx> http://www.cbc.ca/programguide/program/index.jsp?program=Randy+Bachman%27s+Viny
[10:08] <jmx> bachmans radio show
[10:09] <FlaVouR> DigDug they wifi'ed at ikea?
[10:09] <michael`> haha man
[10:09] <michael`> .link http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-04-30-bush-dinner_x.htm
[10:09] <poopy> michael` - http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-04-30-bush-dinner_x.h
[10:10] <michael`> And, he said, "What incentive do these people have to answer your question
[10:10] <michael`> First of all, that's a horrible metaphor. This administration is not sinki
[10:10] <Twin`> oh man
[10:12] <FlaVouR> postsecret rock
[10:12] <jmx> http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
[10:12] <pinin> sup crackaz?
[10:12] <jmx> video of colbert is there
[10:12] <pinin> jea i watched last night
[10:13] <pinin> roomie is getting the torrent of it all right now
[10:13] <jmx> good stuff
[10:14] <jmx> "Fox believes in presenting both sides of the story. The president's side and t
[10:15] <FlaVouR> heh
[10:15] <FlaVouR> class
[10:16] <FlaVouR> Cricket is boring
[10:16] <FlaVouR> infact its probably more boring then golf
[10:16] <nwonknu> golf is good
[10:17] <FlaVouR> if you like dressing up like a pimp
[10:17] <technoid_> i prefer the really ugly used car salesman plaid pants
[10:17] <FlaVouR> and the pure athleticism of golf is great .. hit the ball get in the cart -
[10:18] <bos`> lol i enjoy golf because u can get drunk while playing the game
[10:18] <Twin`> to enjoy cricket
[10:18] <technoid_> boz: you can get drunk bowling also
[10:18] <bos`> fuck bowling
[10:18] <bos`> ;[
[10:18] <Twin`> you gotta watch lagaan: once upon a time in india
[10:18] <FlaVouR> ten pin bowling is a great sport -it encourages drinking and smoking
[10:18] <technoid_> bowling is a real sport...don't even need to go outside
[10:19] <FlaVouR> Darts too .. darts actually takes place in a pub
[10:19] <FlaVouR> what more do you neeD?
[10:19] <Twin`> darts take place wherever you locate a board
[10:19] <FlaVouR> mostly in a pub
[10:19] <terminal> w kcgc
[10:19] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 1:
[10:19] <bos`> i like the shuffleboard bowling
[10:19] <bos`> in bars
[10:19] <technoid_> flavour: you got me there. throwing sharp objects while drunk makes for
[10:19] <FlaVouR> heh
[10:19] <wind> "enjoy that metaphor because your children won't know what a glacier is"
[10:19] <wind> haha
[10:20] <FlaVouR> :)
[10:20] <FlaVouR> brb
[10:21] <Tarkaan> http://www.qdb.us/59002 <-- the fact that someone actually posted this m
[10:21] <geck> can anyone here reccomend the best bit torrent program?
[10:21] <geck> I'm using the default..
[10:21] <Tarkaan> bittornado?
[10:21] <geck> for winders ;)
[10:21] <Tarkaan> bittornado?
[10:22] <geck> hmm I thought that was a python nix app
[10:22] <geck> like
[10:22] <geck> exclusively
[10:22] <Twin`> utorrent > bittornado
[10:22] <Tarkaan> there are three that winders people use.
[10:22] <Tarkaan> utorrent, bittornado, and .. X
[10:22] <geck> I lost my flux torrent box
[10:22] <Tarkaan> whatever that was
[10:23] <geck> so I have to use my home machine for bit torrent now :(
[10:23] * geck misses having a 100mbit dedicated bit torrent machine
[10:24] * Tarkaan misses porking FlaVouR's grandma.
[10:26] * Benzin curses at dvd copyright protection.
[10:26] <terminal> azureus
[10:26] <terminal> geck
[10:27] <D1> Protest Against ATI Nearly Led to the Arrest of RMS
[10:27] <D1> haha stallman almost got arrested
[10:27] <pinin> utorrent > *, and i used to be a hater
[10:27] <bos`> PININ!@
[10:27] <pinin> sup boZ
[10:27] * Benzin uses µTorrent.
[10:28] <bos`> lol
[10:28] <D1> man, I can't find a decent gtk prog for dc++
[10:28] <bos`> what a shitty weekend
[10:28] <bos`> ;[
[10:28] <D1> no tool for me. ;[
[10:28] <bos`> toooool!
[10:29] <pinin> they are playing on my graduation night ;[
[10:29] <pinin> i'll just hit up the stadium tour
[10:29] <bos`> at your party? ;x
[10:29] <D1> they're playing tool at your graduation?
[10:29] <bos`> lol
[10:30] <bos`> where are they playing
[10:30] <bos`> allstate?
[10:30] <D1> is it still the original lineup or what changed?
[10:33] <bos`> sure now he runs off
[10:34] <pinin> nah some place in the city with 2000 seats
[10:34] <pinin> hmm not sure d1 ;x
[10:34] <bos`> damn
[10:34] <bos`> small ass venue
[10:34] <D1> I'm using this program called Valknut
[10:34] <D1> but doesn't seem to work
[10:35] <D1> cant get to your files jes
[10:35] <bos`> fuck your graduation lets goto the show
[10:35] <bos`> ;x
[10:36] <D1> hmmm....firewall
[10:36] <D1> what port should I open?
[10:38] <var> port uranus
[10:39] <swight> var just want your ass opened to him
[10:39] <var> heh
[10:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:48] <dekkon> d1: i use bcdc++
[10:48] <Twin`> how is 0x pronounced?
[10:48] <dekkon> oh ex
[10:48] <Jimmothy> ocks
[10:48] <dekkon> or zero times
[10:49] <dekkon> or yeah ocks
[10:49] <Twin`> hrm
[10:49] <Twin`> how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?
[10:50] <dekkon> url how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?
[10:50] <pinkboa> - "how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?": http://developer.nomadp
[11:02] <pinin> http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1187672,00.html
[11:02] <pinin> haha
[11:04] <bos`> http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683849/
[11:04] <bos`> fucking nuts
[11:05] <wind> what number is he
[11:06] <Ifrit> http://bakapus.net/futa/flash/tuma.swf
[11:08] <pinin> Colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk show character, who ostensibly su
[11:08] <pinin> hahaha
[11:10] <Twin`> holy shit
[11:10] <Twin`> colbert is 41?
[11:10] <wind> he was also a goat cheese famer
[11:10] <wind> farmer
[11:12] <dekkon> and a postal worker
[11:13] <dekkon> nm, that was steve carrell
[11:13] <Twin`> i could have sworn colbert was in his mid 20's to mid 30's
[11:14] <metric> Microsoft sees shares tumble 11%
[11:14] <metric> yay bill gats lost a few billion
[11:14] <swight> Man, the audience at the press dinner, so DON'T get Colbert, or don't want t
[11:14] * metric dances
[11:15] <Twin`> while that may be true
[11:15] <Twin`> microsoft could probably completely fail
[11:15] <Twin`> and he'd still be richer than you :?
[11:15] <metric> yes this is true
[11:16] <geck> eh, my manager, who is 51
[11:16] <geck> swears by colbert
[11:16] <geck> of course, he's also of the opinion we need a second american revolution
[11:16] <D1> gay
[11:16] <D1> I connected to snow, but he doesn't have tool. ;[
[11:16] <dekkon> TOOL ROOLZ
[11:17] <Twin`> i'm down for a revolution
[11:17] <D1> dekkon, thats where I'm at, but this prog is flaky.
[11:19] <D1> whats the new tool album called?
[11:26] <bos`> 10000 days
[11:29] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[11:31] <pinin> d1, you idiot
[11:31] <wind> nothing to do today
[11:32] <pinin> i put it on the secret hub over a week ago
[11:32] <D1> ?
[11:32] <pinin> ;[
[11:32] <D1> you mean the FILE TRASNFER PROTOCOL???
[11:32] <pinin> yes, the SECURE one
[11:32] <D1> I just didn
[11:32] <D1> t
[11:32] <D1> know what you meant by 'hub'
[11:33] <D1> if it was dc++ or "THE HUB"
[11:33] <Kenn> those dc++ whore hubs
[11:33] <Kenn> y ea
[11:33] <pinin> The Hub
[11:33] <pinin> it's also been in the topic of secret chan the whole time too
[11:33] <Kenn> w2
[11:33] <poopy> Kenn temp 67F/19C; wind NE 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:51
[11:33] <pinin> you didn't look in any of the right places ;[
[11:34] <D1> ok, got it now!
[11:34] <Ifrit> http://live.dagbladet.no/?match_id=135936
[11:34] <Ifrit> Brann is in the lead <3
[11:34] <pinin> <3 new tool
[11:34] <pinin> can't wait till tuesday
[11:34] <Tarkaan> that was a surprisingly good fast food salad
[11:34] <pinin> new awesome ministry is out same day
[11:34] <bos`> ya new tool is good
[11:34] <Kenn> dekkon, your ident is "email"
[11:35] <bos`> haha
[11:35] <Kenn> that's ok, he's my bitch
[11:39] <dekkon> i know, i just never felt like changing it
[11:42] <D1> dude
[11:42] <D1> 15mg of ambien, no trip. ;[
[11:42] <D1> maybe I fell alseep too fast.
[11:42] <csqrl> new tool sucks
[11:42] <csqrl> tool sucks
[11:42] <csqrl> and pizza sucks
[11:43] <maff> bees and dogs can smell fear
[11:43] <csqrl> also i move to sue terminal for copyright infringement
[11:43] <dekkon> if youre gonna try to trip, you have to do everything in your power to stay
[11:43] <csqrl> obviously 'the hub' refers to the original hub
[11:43] <D1> yeah
[11:43] <dekkon> awake
[11:43] <D1> I just can't remember going to sleep
[11:43] <csqrl> while terminal's new hub refers to some dc++ nonsense
[11:44] <csqrl> get your own name, sucka
[11:44] <Ifrit> calc 196+104+144
[11:44] <pinkboa> - 196 + 104 + 144 = 444
[11:44] <dekkon> d1: i found it handy to start writing notes
[11:44] <Ifrit> calc 444*8
[11:44] <pinkboa> - 444 * 8 = 3552
[11:44] <dekkon> and talking on irc
[11:45] <D1> yeah, I was just afraid to black out. ;[
[11:45] <D1> but thats not happening anyway.
[11:48] <maff> super nintendo chalmers
[11:55] <pinin> rjx: http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/26/news/snbats.php
[12:02] <csqrl> http://lessthan3.com/u/josh/school/
[12:02] <csqrl> <3
[12:05] <Tarkaan> hahaha robocop "0/3"
[12:08] <Tarkaan> why robocop
[12:08] <Tarkaan> that would get you a "see me"
[12:11] <dekkon> http://lessthan3.com/u/josh/school/chen.jpg
[12:11] <dekkon> greatest diagram evber
[12:20] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[12:39] <wind> my ever increasing archive of porn is getting full
[12:39] <wind> I just got a whole bunch of raven riley :)
[12:39] <wind> you can dl them at the dc hub
[12:40] <Thuryn> wind, time to get rid of the old grainy 320x200 images
[12:42] <wind> ?
[12:43] <wind> do i have grainy porn?
[12:43] <wind> i'll get rid of them if you give me the folder
[12:45] <wind> whos ryan
[12:45] <terminal> <
[12:45] <wind> raise your hand
[12:45] <wind> <3
[12:45] <terminal> _o/
[12:46] <wind> try to get it now
[12:46] <wind> you might have to reconnect
[12:46] <terminal> haha
[12:46] <terminal> jesus
[12:46] <wind> i don't know
[12:46] <wind> ?
[12:47] <terminal> i don't even know why i'm downloading this from you
[12:47] <terminal> but i am
[12:47] <wind> :)
[12:47] <wind> it's ok, i got the good stuff for you
[12:52] <Tarkaan> dammit I got the shits
[12:52] <Tarkaan> bad
[12:52] <Benzin> ^.-
[12:52] <Benzin> Thanks for filling us in.
[12:53] <Benzin> </sarcasm>
[12:53] <Thuryn> i thought you liked being 'filled in' Benzin
[12:53] <Benzin> You're mistaken.
[12:53] <Thuryn> at least, that's what you said last night ;[
[12:53] <Benzin> No, I left early last night.
[12:53] <Tarkaan> url upn austin
[12:54] <pinkboa> - "upn austin": http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2001-08-10/s
[12:54] <Thuryn> i already told them you were with me, so no need to lie to them
[12:54] <Benzin> I was. for a couple minutes.
[12:54] <wind> i remember samurai jack
[12:54] <Benzin> Nothing happened
[12:54] <Thuryn> i see how you are
[12:54] <Benzin> You do.
[12:54] <Thuryn> last night it's all "omg you're so big!"
[12:55] <Thuryn> and today it's "idk whut you mean"
[12:55] <Thuryn> bastard
[12:55] <Benzin> What are you talk,ing about?
[12:55] <wind> stop denyin
[12:55] <Thuryn> see?
[12:55] <wind> we know your liein
[12:55] <Benzin> I haven't a clue.
[12:55] <Thuryn> ;[
[12:55] <Benzin> <.<
[12:55] <Benzin> v.v
[12:55] <Benzin> >.>
[12:55] <Benzin> ^.^
[12:55] <Benzin> o.o
[12:55] <Thuryn> i'm telling your g/f
[12:55] <sxh> ok shut the fuck up
[12:56] <Benzin> rofl
[12:56] <sxh> regulation will commence in 15s
[12:56] <anthill> haha
[12:56] <sxh> thx
[12:56] <sxh> #geekissues security protected
[12:56] <Thuryn> This topic change has been brought to you by: snow.
[12:57] <Benzin> heh
[12:57] <Thuryn> so is there anything good on tv tonight?
[12:57] <Thuryn> <-- obviously bored
[12:57] <metric> america just started a new war on cnn
[12:57] <Thuryn> seen it
[12:57] <metric> this time they are fighting for democracy
[12:57] <Thuryn> every episode is the same anywya
[12:57] <Thuryn> they played that one in the 50s and again in the 70s
[12:58] <Tarkaan> family guy is new tonight
[12:59] <sxh> haha
[12:59] <sxh> nice
[12:59] <sxh> benzin left
[12:59] <sxh> that was the plan all along
[12:59] <Rjx`> oh wow, i've been asleep for 4 hours
[12:59] <Tarkaan> foh ahwah?
[12:59] <Tarkaan> you go home now?
[13:00] <sxh> also last night's topic was better
[13:00] <sxh> this one is hetero
[13:01] <sxh> last night someone said they wanted to take it up the ass or something
[13:01] <sxh> and i put it in the topic
[13:02] <wind> change it back?
[13:03] <daze> that topic reminds me of that one family guy...
[13:03] <daze> "hey when you put your car in the garage does it say "is it in yet?
[13:14] <Tarkaan> wow. "Jack Bristow, in a moment of DURRRRRRRR, takes his 8.9999999999 mont
[13:17] <metric> SOP in the SAS you know
[13:20] <Twin`> damn son, mgs4 is going to be the shit
[13:22] <Tarkaan> I'm hunting for the Fountains of Wayne cover of the Kinks "Better Things"
[13:30] <Tarkaan> if vartan is still alive, I'm going to be very disappointed.
[13:30] <michael`> weird
[13:30] <Tarkaan> JESUS
[13:30] <michael`> a staffer or senator has been looking at my candidate's page a lot
[13:30] <michael`> friday
[13:31] <michael`> ISP:SENATE OF PENNSYLVANIA
[13:31] <michael`> Region:PENNSYLVANIA
[13:31] <michael`> City:HARRISBURG
[13:31] <michael`> Hits:11
[13:31] <michael`> Page Views:4
[13:31] <michael`> last week they spent about 2 hours on it
[13:31] <Tarkaan> well that's good
[13:33] * Tarkaan watching last week's Alias now
[13:33] <Tarkaan> Sloane just fucking dismissed the guy. Handed him his coat. :P
[13:38] <Tarkaan> I am troubled by something
[13:39] <Tarkaan> roughly one month ago I purchased a half pound of bacon.
[13:39] <Tarkaan> I have not seen it since.
[13:40] <Tarkaan> I did not eat it.
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> seen any reanimated pig-monsters around ?
[13:44] <Twin`> are you the only one occupying your residence?
[13:44] <sxh> man
[13:45] <sxh> gotta pick up some w later
[13:45] <Twin`> if yes, then i have no clue where it went
[13:45] <Twin`> if no, mystery fucking solved baby
[13:45] <Tarkaan> I'm the only person here
[13:45] <Twin`> you clearly ate that shit while sleeping then
[13:46] <Tarkaan> I don't know.. when..or how I cooked it
[13:47] <Twin`> i didn't say anything about cooking it while asleep
[13:50] <Tarkaan> that's the line of the show there.. "My apologies. My wife...she's a bit o
[13:53] <terminal> w kcgc
[13:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 4:
[13:53] <terminal> w ksac
[13:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Sacramento Executive, California (95822) Conditions & - Upd
[13:57] <dekkon> .w 40391
[13:57] <Tubbee> Winchester, KY (38.0°N/84.2°W, 275M); Last Updated: 4:57 PM EDT; Dew Point:
[14:06] <Tarkaan> spaaaaaaam
[14:33] <c-rOCK> http://cgi.ebay.com/T-Mobile-SideKick-2-Used-by-High-class-Hooker-X-rated_W0
[14:34] <timmo> hah
[14:35] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[14:35] <swight> haha
[14:35] <swight> I'll give ya... $5 and promise to e-mail the pics back
[14:35] <terminal> haha
[14:35] <terminal> nice
[14:35] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahaha
[14:36] <t3h-gr1m> You could get any old Sidekick, put some generic porn on it, drain the bat
[14:36] <t3h-gr1m> I smell teh fraudz0rz.
[14:37] <timmo-> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/30/us_pays_for_150_clin.html
[14:43] <timmo-> http://craphound.com/images/homemademoosehead.jpg
[14:43] <wind> haha crock
[14:43] <timmo-> https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2390/
[14:43] <wind> i just sold my sidekick
[14:43] <wind> $170
[14:43] <wind> well sold it earlier today
[14:43] <Thuryn> dammit
[14:43] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:44] <timmo> Colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk show character, who ostensibly su
[14:44] <Thuryn> okay, quick poll. how many of you people wears 34x32 jeans?
[14:44] <timmo> hahaha
[14:44] <Twin`> i actually don't know what size my jeans are
[14:44] <Twin`> sec
[14:44] <war--> wind: ever go down rt 28 > 4:30pm?
[14:44] <wind> ?
[14:44] <timmo> 38x30 for the most part
[14:44] <wind> why
[14:45] <Twin`> the ones i hav on now are 36x34, needs to be a 34x34 though
[14:45] <c-rOCK> 36x33
[14:45] <Twin`> or 35
[14:45] <Thuryn> because i've been shopping like four times in the last two weeks looking to
[14:45] <c-rOCK> 30 is like nut huggin territory
[14:45] <Thuryn> and every store has every fucking size EXCEPT 34x32!
[14:45] <war--> wind: was wondering if that road is ever NOT jammed going down south on 28 to
[14:45] <Thuryn> exception: Penney's has plenty of 34x32 relaxed fit... Levi's. which are $
[14:46] <wind> why are you asking me
[14:46] <timmo> i can usually find 38x32, not usually 38x30
[14:46] <Thuryn> timmo, roll them up? or get them altered?
[14:46] <timmo> so if i get the 32s i just roll em
[14:46] <timmo> roll them up
[14:47] <timmo> then i put on a white tshirt and roll a pack of smokes into my sleeve
[14:47] <wind> you holden caufield you
[14:47] <Jimmothy> cigs in sleeves?
[14:47] <Thuryn> party of five
[14:47] <wind> caulfield
[14:48] <Thuryn> what was that book we all had to read in 9th grade? the outsiders?
[14:48] <wind> catcher in the rye
[14:48] <Thuryn> yeah, that's the one with holden caulfield. i mean the one about the family
[14:49] <Tarkaan> soemthing about pony boy
[14:50] <Thuryn> ah yeah. i never read the book. only saw one or two episodes of the tv sho
[14:51] <timmo> yeah it was the outsiders
[14:51] <Tarkaan> you're right, outsiders.
[14:51] <sxh> so nigs
[14:51] <sxh> tomorrow is "a day without an immigrant"
[14:52] <sxh> also what the fuck
[14:52] <Thuryn> see, wtf would i pay $40 for fucking Levi's, when THESE are $15: http://www
[14:52] <sxh> who rolls a pack of cigs into a sleeve
[14:52] <sxh> haha
[14:52] <Thuryn> snow, timmo does. and he'll kick your ass with one hand while lighting up w
[14:53] <Thuryn> from the back of his Victory V4 1100 cruiser
[14:53] <sxh> haha
[14:53] <Tarkaan> yeah, tomorrow is the day without an immigrant. Good thing my laundry day
[14:54] <Thuryn> Penney's might have gotten me to pay $25, since they actually had the jeans
[14:54] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/04/hand_built_hood_hinges.html
[14:54] <Thuryn> what's this about immigrants? url?
[14:56] <ScmFrg`a> w2 London, England
[14:56] <poopy> ScmFrg`a temp 46F/8C; wind South 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Light Rain; Sunrise
[14:59] <Tarkaan> I could really go for some potatoes.
[15:00] <Tarkaan> POH TAY TOS????
[15:00] <wind> you spelt potatos wrong
[15:00] <wind> spelled
[15:00] <wind> ;[
[15:00] <timmo> doesnt potato have an e when it goes plural?
[15:00] <wind> no?
[15:01] <wind> damn :(
[15:01] <Tarkaan> ask dan quayle.
[15:01] <Tarkaan> that's what confused him.
[15:01] <wind> it does
[15:01] <timmo> HA
[15:01] <timmo> fucker
[15:01] <timmo> i win
[15:05] <Thuryn> it can have an e in the plural, but not in the singular
[15:06] <Thuryn> D.Q. was spelling "potato" not "potatoes"
[15:06] <timmo> damn i cant find any perry como
[15:09] <ScmFrg`a> goodbye for now fellows
[15:10] <dekkon> 2 HOURS 50 MINUTES TILL NEW FAMILY GIU
[15:11] <Tarkaan> yay
[15:11] <Tarkaan> I need a potato recipe
[15:14] <DigDug> [13:09:05] < FlaVouR> DigDug they wifi'ed at ikea?
[15:14] <DigDug> i didn't check
[15:15] <DigDug> Today, on THE DOWNSIZE DC CONFERENCE CALL, Jim Babka will discuss the cost o
[15:15] <timmo> someone help me find some perry como albums
[15:16] <Jimmothy> my searches turned up nothing
[15:16] <plant> i found some
[15:17] <timmo> hook me up
[15:18] <plant> try soulseek
[15:18] <timmo> i am
[15:18] <timmo> theres like 2 people with some perry como
[15:18] <plant> aha. want me to download for you?
[15:18] <timmo> nope
[15:20] <Twin`> w 23321
[15:20] <pinkboa> Weather for Chesapeake, Virginia (23321) Conditions & - Updated at 6:14
[15:21] <war--> w 20151
[15:21] <pinkboa> Weather for Chantilly, Virginia (20151) Conditions & - Updated at 5:52
[15:25] <DigDug> w2
[15:25] <poopy> DigDug temp 57.6F/14.2C; wind SSE 1.0mph/1.6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:
[15:29] <vintagero> w 23222
[15:29] <pinkboa> Weather for Richmond, Virginia (23222) Conditions & - Updated at 6:29 P
[15:32] <DigDug> the best part of getting whipped cream on my coffee is seeing the butter flo
[15:32] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[15:32] <dunn> regular whipped cream on coffee/
[15:34] <dunn> the best part about being on an anti-depressant that owns your sex drive is di
[15:34] <vintagero> huh?
[15:34] <dunn> i climax 2-3x a day
[15:35] <dunn> i havent been hard in 2 years
[15:35] <nightglid> ^.-
[15:35] <dekkon> spontaneous orgasm
[15:35] * nightglid is now known as Benzin
[15:35] <DigDug> wtf
[15:35] <DigDug> that happens?
[15:35] <Benzin> What did I do?
[15:35] <DigDug> hi Benzin, welcome to #geekissues ^_^
[15:35] <Benzin> Hello...
[15:35] <dunn> no, sometimes after i take a piss, i'll have a mini orgasm
[15:35] <vintagero> dunn: hahaha, whoa
[15:35] <DigDug> hahah
[15:36] * geck puts money on mistaken identity
[15:36] <geck> dunn: damn
[15:36] <geck> I want that
[15:36] <vintagero> dunn: what are you taking?
[15:36] <DigDug> actually, depending on how intense yours are, i have something like that hap
[15:36] <dunn> effexor
[15:36] <vintagero> ah
[15:37] <dunn> pen, not intense at all
[15:37] <dunn> they are weak
[15:37] <vintagero> i was on lexapro for two months and I had no sex drive.
[15:37] <vintagero> NONE
[15:37] <DigDug> sometimes i think that i wouldn't mind having no sex drive
[15:37] <dunn> i havent had one in 2.5 years and i dont mind it
[15:38] <vintagero> digdug: it does make things a lot easier
[15:38] <Benzin> I wouldn't mind it.
[15:38] <donkeykon> I never have the problem of them saying "is it in yet", usualy, they are
[15:38] <timmo> same thing happened to me when i started fucking your mom
[15:38] <timmo> !oh
[15:38] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[15:38] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BAL
[15:38] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[15:38] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[15:38] <Benzin> I don't get laid as it is. :/
[15:38] <DigDug> vintagero: exactly
[15:38] <DigDug> hmmm
[15:38] <dekkon>                            
[15:38] <dekkon>                            
[15:38] <dekkon>                            
[15:38] <dekkon>                            
[15:38] <dekkon>                            
[15:38] <DigDug> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:38] <DigDug> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[15:38] <vintagero> the zoloft that i'm on now hasn't bothered me at all. sex drive is normal
[15:38] <dunn> well you appreciate other things more, like now i try to see how much i can e
[15:39] <vintagero> true
[15:39] <dunn> thats what ive been calling masturbating lately
[15:39] <Benzin> hehe
[15:39] <DigDug> ;[
[15:39] <vintagero> hehehe, for me its a nice slice of strawberry cake
[15:39] <donkeykon> mary had a little lamb, she couldn't stop it grunting, so she took it up
[15:40] <vintagero> hahaha
[15:40] <Benzin> he
[15:40] <Benzin> *heh
[15:40] <DigDug> heh
[15:40] <DigDug> that was just vulgar without any funny
[15:41] <vintagero> i just feel sorry for the lamb :(
[15:41] <dunn> the new tool is hard to listen to
[15:41] <DigDug> that too, vintagero ;[
[15:42] <jestuh> WHAT DUNN?
[15:42] <jestuh> you have lost your mind
[15:42] <jestuh> best cd since undertow
[15:42] <Thuryn> donkeykon was too stupid to re-join too
[15:42] <dunn> its like a cd you have to listen to all the way through
[15:42] <jestuh> that's all i ever do
[15:42] <DigDug> Thuryn: that's how we keep the channel iq above 0
[15:42] <jestuh> lol
[15:42] <Benzin> hehe
[15:42] <jestuh> sup Thuryn wtf you hiding?
[15:43] <Thuryn> in the upstairs bedroom (not kidding)
[15:43] <Thuryn> been cleaning shit outta the house
[15:43] <Thuryn> unfortunately, it's all been very HEAVY shit
[15:43] <Benzin> Fun.
[15:43] <Benzin> Ouch.
[15:43] <Thuryn> HP LaserJet II printers weigh about 2.7 metric buttloads
[15:43] <Benzin> hehe
[15:44] <Twin`> you ever dropped one of those fuckers?
[15:44] <DigDug> great printers though
[15:44] <Thuryn> so do old Sony 15" Trinitrons
[15:44] <Thuryn> yeah, it ran forever
[15:44] <Twin`> man
[15:44] <DigDug> ok time to go to work ;[[[[
[15:44] <Benzin> C ya.
[15:44] <dunn> ew
[15:44] <Thuryn> but the fuser in this one is about to go out, and the maintenance kit for it
[15:44] <Twin`> you drop that printer, your foot is gone
[15:44] <Benzin> Have fun. :PO
[15:44] <Benzin> *:P
[15:45] <Thuryn> Twin` yeah that and a couple of other compys we had up there, and some WORM
[15:45] <Thuryn> BLEH
[15:45] <jestuh> work on what pen?
[15:45] <jestuh> ;[
[15:45] <DigDug> jester, i didn't do something on friday that needs to be done by monday
[15:45] <jestuh> ahh that sucks
[15:45] <DigDug> if i don't go online it should take like 30min
[15:45] <jestuh> have to actually go in?
[15:46] <DigDug> yeah
[15:46] <jestuh> >;[
[15:46] <DigDug> i'm already in manhattan though
[15:46] <dunn> i bought an experts-exchange account and i phuckin love it
[15:46] <DigDug> just sucks that i have 2 bags of ikea crap with me
[15:46] <DigDug> dunn: o rly
[15:47] <DigDug> what does it do?
[15:47] <dunn> prompt replies
[15:47] <jestuh> i just use bugmenot for EE
[15:47] <DigDug> ah
[15:47] <dunn> white papers
[15:47] <jestuh> leave ikea shit at the apt ;\
[15:47] <dunn> im a noob to ee but its helped alot so far
[15:47] <claws03> throw the ikea stuff away
[15:47] <dunn> www.bugmenot.com disregard
[15:48] <DigDug> haha <3 claws
[15:48] <jestuh> haha
[15:48] <DigDug> jester, i'm at 42nd street
[15:48] <jestuh> since claws is lurking i'll say it in here...
[15:48] <DigDug> work is about 15min away
[15:48] <jestuh> just went hiking at a new place today
[15:48] <jestuh> totally amazing
[15:48] <jestuh> prolly one of top 2 places
[15:48] <DigDug> home is like 70min away, right past work
[15:48] <jestuh> even better that NO ONE ever goes that direction
[15:48] <DigDug> jester and claws need to come hike in nyc with me
[15:49] <jestuh> ohh i thought you were in the apt
[15:49] <jestuh> i'll come out if i get the att job
[15:49] <claws03> after i get 3 more weeks of vaction i am up for it
[15:49] <DigDug> how much do you have right now claws
[15:50] <claws03> a week or so -=x
[15:50] <jestuh> then you're coming with me
[15:50] <jestuh> and you decide if you're coming down here next weekend?
[15:50] <claws03> there is questions asked about next weekend
[15:50] <claws03> aim...
[15:51] <jestuh> i'm on aim
[15:51] <jestuh> no msgs from you
[15:51] <wind> me too
[15:51] <DigDug> he wasn't talking to you, jester
[15:51] <DigDug> DUHHH
[15:51] <DigDug> why would he message you
[15:51] <DigDug> you're not important
[15:52] <wind> oh snap
[15:52] <jestuh> oh yeah
[15:52] <jestuh> ;[
[15:52] <wind> i feel loved
[15:52] <Benzin> lol
[15:52] <wind> ohhh snap
[15:52] <Benzin> Gah
[15:52] <DigDug> hi wind, how's it going?
[15:52] <terminal> er
[15:52] <Benzin> Not used to this nick...
[15:52] <wind> haha
[15:52] <terminal> wrong button
[15:53] <jestuh> you use another nick in here before?
[15:53] <Benzin> No, I just don't frequent this network.
[15:53] <Benzin> My nick is normally nightglider28
[15:53] <Benzin> but this server cuts it to nightglid.
[15:54] <jestuh> <3 efnet
[15:54] <Benzin> </3
[15:54] <DigDug> <3 efnet
[15:54] <DigDug> i'm glad i said that first
[15:54] * Benzin shoots an arrow through DigDug and jestuh's hearts.
[15:55] <jestuh> haha
[15:55] <DigDug> who's jestuh?
[15:55] <Benzin> jester
[15:55] <DigDug> jester?
[15:55] <jestuh> who?
[15:55] <DigDug> i don't know who you're talking about
[15:55] <Benzin> Meh, nevermind.
[15:55] <DigDug> ok closing lid of laptop
[15:55] <DigDug> bye
[15:55] <terminal> the hell you talking about boy
[15:55] <Benzin> Apparentl i don't knwo,
[15:55] <Benzin> *know
[15:55] <wind> haha
[15:56] <war--> wind: why did you ask who flosses?
[15:56] <wind> i don't repeat my musings
[15:57] <sxh> man benzin
[15:57] <Benzin> Yes?
[15:57] <sxh> who the hell are you talking about
[15:58] <Benzin> I'm going to say I don't know.
[15:58] <sxh> you're a butt
[15:58] <Benzin> Ok.
[15:58] <sxh> talking about ppl you don't know
[15:58] <sxh> behind their back
[15:58] <Benzin> I'll shutup then,.
[16:00] <jestuh> hahaha
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> damn
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> Windows XP Pro has been running for 2wks 2days 21hrs 1min 51secs
[16:05] <jestuh> time since last crash: 2wks 1day 49mins 58secs
[16:05] <Benzin> Operating System: (Windows XP Home Edition, Service Pack 2 (5.1 - 2600)) ¤ U
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> xp home lolz
[16:05] <Benzin> Budget.
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> pirate
[16:06] <Benzin> Nah, legit.
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> no, i was saying to pirate it
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> lol
[16:06] <Benzin> Ah.
[16:06] <jestuh> criminals
[16:06] <Benzin> hehe
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> i just meant for him to get a pirate theme for xp
[16:06] <Benzin> lol
[16:07] <Kalamazoo> change the cursor to a pirate sword
[16:07] <Benzin> Advertising not welcome, sxh.
[16:07] <jestuh> oh ok
[16:07] <sxh> haha
[16:07] <sxh> i violated every one of your rules
[16:07] <sxh> then left
[16:07] <Thuryn> Benzin, like your color-laden system stats are SO COOL
[16:07] <Benzin> Not all of them.
[16:08] <sxh> also your friends are boring
[16:08] <sxh> and are some hardcore idlers
[16:08] <Benzin> It's Aus.
[16:08] <Benzin> Theyre probably at work.
[16:08] <Thuryn> it has "Windows" in it (strike 1) and "XP Home" (strike 2) and "Record Uptim
[16:08] <Benzin> It would have been longer, but I was installing fc5.
[16:09] <Kalamazoo> tim if you are here im starting to really like this new sound of animals
[16:09] <sxh> aww shit
[16:09] <sxh> we've got a fledgling lunix fiend
[16:09] <jestuh> how do i not have this cd?
[16:09] <Benzin> You do.
[16:09] <sxh> listen up benzin, go buy a mac
[16:09] <sxh> seriously
[16:09] <Benzin> Nope.
[16:09] <Kalamazoo> i can give you the torrent for it jestuh
[16:10] <Benzin> I much prefer pc's.
[16:10] <jestuh> i don't download torrents
[16:10] <Thuryn> Benzin, the computer doesn't love you back.
[16:10] <Thuryn> get a mac.
[16:10] <jestuh> what's it called?
[16:10] <Benzin> I didn't say love.
[16:10] <Kalamazoo> lover, the lord has left us
[16:10] <Benzin> I said prefer.
[16:10] <Thuryn> it doesn't prefer you either
[16:10] <Benzin> I bought it. I say it sdoes.
[16:10] <Benzin> *does
[16:10] <Kalamazoo> its way different, but it grew on me a lot
[16:11] <sxh> well
[16:11] <sxh> we tried to help you
[16:11] <sxh> once you install your leet-ware fedora
[16:12] <sxh> and use lunix as a desktop os
[16:12] <sxh> you'll want something polished
[16:12] <wind> new family guy tonight?>
[16:12] <sxh> something... different
[16:12] <sxh> something apple.
[16:12] <Benzin> besides, macs have moved to intel. That's three strikes right there.
[16:12] <sxh> a lunix fiend and an amd zealot
[16:12] <wind> yup
[16:12] <Twin`> the way i see it, intel is better than the motorolas they were rocking for et
[16:12] <wind> new family guy tonight
[16:13] <Benzin> I'm not exactly a linux fiend.
[16:13] <geck> ugh
[16:13] <geck> fedora
[16:13] * geck pukes a bit
[16:13] <Benzin> Still very new to it.
[16:13] <catnip> fedora UGH! :(
[16:13] <geck> use a good distro, if redhat, then centos
[16:13] <catnip> debian
[16:13] <geck> if you aren't afraid of non-rh distros.. debian
[16:13] <geck> haha
[16:13] <Twin`> fedora was my home boy back when it was still called redhat.
[16:13] <geck> or gentoo :)
[16:13] <catnip> yes
[16:13] <Benzin> Fedora Core was recommened to me as a good beginner osd.
[16:13] <Benzin> *os
[16:13] <sxh> or ubuntu
[16:13] <Twin`> ubuntu is eh
[16:13] <geck> fedora core is an edge distro
[16:13] <catnip> ubuntu is debian
[16:13] <sxh> ubuntu is probably much better
[16:13] <sxh> as a beginner os
[16:14] <Twin`> nothin special about it to me
[16:14] <Benzin> I have an ubuntu disc beside me.
[16:14] <geck> meaning.. fedora is designed for red hat to test software on
[16:14] <sxh> just because ubuntu comes with all the ubuntu patches and what not
[16:14] <geck> before they push it into redhat desktop/redhat enterprise
[16:14] <sxh> it's the closest thing to linux as a desktop os
[16:14] <catnip> <--- debian zealot running it on AMD
[16:14] <wind> new phone - http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/137808801/
[16:14] <sxh> fedora is redhat's bleeding edge
[16:14] <Twin`> between ubuntu and fedora/rh, had ubuntu been out at the time, i would have s
[16:15] <geck> sxh, gentoo is a pretty good polished desktop.. as long as you want to do the
[16:15] <sxh> well, you have to do the polishing
[16:15] <catnip> the only problem for news with unbuntu is the x, it doesn't come with kde as
[16:15] <sxh> and all the evolving as well
[16:15] <sxh> catnip: kubuntu
[16:15] <sxh> ubuntu with kde standard
[16:15] <catnip> oh :|
[16:15] <Benzin> I tried to install gentoo, but it kept failing so I went back with fc5.
[16:15] <catnip> url kubuntu
[16:15] <pinkboa> - "kubuntu": http://www.kubuntu.org/
[16:15] <Twin`> kde can go to hell
[16:16] <catnip> infidel!!!!!
[16:16] <Benzin> hehe
[16:16] <sxh> back in the day when i actually tried to use linux
[16:16] <Thuryn> KDE blows
[16:17] <catnip> wtf is this about with all the kde bashing!?
[16:17] <Thuryn> although i have to admin, 'kate' is pretty cool
[16:17] <Benzin> I believe I use gnome.
[16:17] <sxh> it was shitty as hell
[16:17] <sxh> totally sucked ass compared to windows
[16:17] <Thuryn> catnip, don't worry. i hate GNOME just as much.
[16:17] <sxh> i was running gnome/e
[16:17] <catnip> oh, thanks Thuryn :)
[16:17] <Benzin> I have them both installed, though,
[16:17] <sxh> on redhat
[16:17] <sxh> and it seemed to be mainly for developers
[16:18] <catnip> well, being way more geekish than all, Im running freeBSD :\
[16:18] <sxh> freebsd is equivalently geeky
[16:18] <geck> hehe
[16:18] <jonathans> i believe xwindows is a piece of shit
[16:18] <geck> on my desktop at home, I use win2k3
[16:18] <sxh> anything that runs off that same paradigm
[16:18] <geck> at work, debian
[16:18] <geck> my servers are RHEL & FreeBSD
[16:18] <sxh> any flavor of unix
[16:18] <catnip> and I dont even have x :)
[16:18] <sxh> all the same
[16:18] <soapy`> strawberry
[16:18] <jonathans> i dont have x at work either
[16:18] <jonathans> waste of time
[16:18] <sxh> except apple
[16:19] <catnip> jonathans: indeed
[16:19] <soapy`> sour apple maybe
[16:19] * geck likes x
[16:19] <geck> just
[16:19] <geck> most of the window managers are crap
[16:19] <sxh> e was good
[16:19] * catnip running irssi on screen shell
[16:19] <sxh> before it went to hell
[16:19] <sxh> http://www.enlightenment.org/
[16:22] <sxh> whoa
[16:22] <sxh> http://enlightenment.sourceforge.net/Enlightenment/Screenshots/DR17_User_Screen
[16:22] <sxh> almost appleliciuos
[16:22] <catnip> looks like xfce
[16:23] <Benzin> Nice.
[16:23] <Benzin> Except that dock at the bottom ruins it. :P
[16:23] <catnip> or what's it called
[16:24] * geck uses fluxbox
[16:24] <catnip> instant jihad when talking about fav distros and x managers :D
[16:25] <lxnx`qwxn> speaking of which
[16:25] <catnip> any winXP zealot?
[16:25] <lxnx`qwxn> time to play cs
[16:31] <wind> has anyone seen those keychains that light up when you get a call (for your ce
[16:32] <catnip> I had a sticker on my cell that did that
[16:32] <catnip> had little strobe lights
[16:33] <wind> what are they called
[16:33] <wind> and where can i get one
[16:34] <catnip> I got mine from a novelty shop
[16:34] <vintagero> you can get them at any little cell phone accessory store I think.
[16:34] <vintagero> like those stand in the mall
[16:34] <catnip> yes
[16:34] <wind> oh
[16:34] <wind> it lost it's appeal now
[16:35] <catnip> I have a pen that tells me when it finds wi-fi networks :)
[16:35] <jestuh> i've seen those
[16:36] <catnip> its nice, saves you the trouble of using the psp/laptop to scan
[16:37] <catnip> there's a post office 100m from here that provides wi-fi acess to clients
[16:38] <catnip> but it has a really strong signal, so lots of guys drive up and get broadban
[16:40] <catnip> if I only knew how to crack the wep :\
[16:47] <TheRat> hey
[16:47] <TheRat> yet another great Thero fake quote
[16:47] <TMH_> hey its therat
[16:47] <jestuh> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/coldbabyseal.jpg
[16:49] <dekkon> 1 HOUR 11 MINUTES TILL NEW FAMILY GUY
[16:50] <TMH_> ;o
[16:50] <jestuh> oh snap new tonight?!
[16:50] <TheRat> sure, rub it in my face...
[16:52] <michael`> mang mang mang
[16:52] <michael`> epic room cleansing.
[16:55] <jestuh> weag you see colbert rip apart bush while standing 6 feet from him
[16:56] <TheRat> hmm, slow day...
[16:58] <sxh> man
[16:58] <sxh> it sucks not having trnasportation
[17:04] <soapy`> sxh: I second that
[17:05] <devil`> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/live-action-mario-brothers.html
[17:05] <devil`> old?
[17:06] <dekkon> mad old
[17:06] <dekkon> and fuck ebaums
[17:06] <dekkon> ;[
[17:06] <dekkon> http://louisville.craigslist.org/cas/154350371.html
[17:06] <TheRat> whoa... www.bwgen.com
[17:06] <TheRat> mind hacking
[17:27] * nublar is now known as andrew
[17:31] <michael`> jestuh: haha, word
[17:32] <michael`> i read about colbert
[17:32] <michael`> no video
[17:32] <timmo> wow in oblivion if you join the dark brotherhood they give you some sweet ass
[17:34] <c-rOCK> ill give you some sweet ass lovin
[17:35] <jestuh> there is some 90mb one of just colbert going around
[17:35] <jestuh> i snagged the full high res dinner for 420mb
[17:35] <timmo> its on youtube
[17:36] <jestuh> ah link weag
[17:37] <timmo> check boingboing.net
[17:37] <timmo> its on there
[17:37] <dekkon> NEW FAMILY GUY IN 23 MINUTES
[17:42] <timmo> your mom in 23mins
[17:42] <dekkon> *18
[17:42] <timmo> 18*
[17:42] <jestuh> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[17:42] <jestuh> that's the first owned correction i've ever seen
[17:42] <jestuh> timmo is a pioneer in ownage
[17:42] <timmo> im downloading some perry como for work tonight
[17:43] <jmx> jester i hate you
[17:43] <jmx> made me go into the dvd section
[17:43] <michael`> one thing that really angers me about mac os x
[17:43] <jmx> cant stop at just one
[17:43] <jestuh> haha ;x
[17:43] <michael`> is the highlight functionality
[17:43] <jestuh> whatcha pick up?
[17:43] <t3h-gr1m> I don't suppose any of you guys play The Ur-Quan Masters.
[17:43] <michael`> it doesnt point things out obviously enough
[17:43] <jestuh> nah grim
[17:43] <michael`> in windows, it's a very high contrast deal
[17:43] <jmx> lord of war, 12 monkeys, sky captain and the man who shot liberty valance
[17:43] <timmo> cant you change styles on a mac?
[17:44] <jestuh> nice jmx, never seen sky captain though
[17:44] <jmx> it was on for 10 bucks
[17:44] <jestuh> watch lord of war after family guy
[17:44] <jmx> couldnt pass that up
[17:44] <jestuh> hell yeah
[17:44] <michael`> well, you can change the color of the highlighting thing
[17:44] <maff> EVERONE
[17:44] <maff> LISTEN TO ME
[17:44] <michael`> but, ok for example
[17:44] <maff> I HAVE A VERY URGENT AND IMPORTANT MESSAGE
[17:44] <timmo> sky captain is supposed to be pretty decent, atleast according to people whos
[17:44] <maff> CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!
[17:44] <jmx> its not bad
[17:44] <jestuh> YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[17:44] <maff> also, sopranos comes on in 15 minutes
[17:44] <michael`> windows: say there's a white window with some black text. you highlight th
[17:44] <jmx> saw it when it came out
[17:44] <michael`> so its a really good contrast
[17:45] <jestuh> maff: family guy > sopranos
[17:45] <maff> psh
[17:45] <jmx> i'm a couple weeks behind on sopranos
[17:45] <michael`> mac: white window with black text. highlight that shit, and JUST the backg
[17:45] <michael`> REGARDLESS
[17:45] <maff> sporanos > *
[17:45] <michael`> so if you chose like a "gray" highlight color
[17:45] <jestuh> OH NO YOU DIDN'T
[17:45] <michael`> and the text youre highlighting is gray
[17:45] <michael`> youre not going to fucking see it
[17:45] <michael`> gah
[17:45] <michael`> that's a major annoyance
[17:48] <timmo> it will be ok mike
[17:49] <timmo> you should send an email to steve jobs
[17:50] <timmo> "dear sir, the highlight feature in your operating system blows. sincerly pre
[17:51] <jestuh> hahaha
[17:52] <jestuh> ok uploading new hiking pics
[17:52] <jestuh> look for em later tonight!
[17:52] <jmx> wth http://www.channeloklahoma.com/automotive/9069308/detail.html
[17:52] <jmx> Only New Jersey and Oregon require full-service gas pumping. New Jersey banned
[17:52] <jestuh> yeah those fucking nazis
[17:52] <jestuh> i never get gas in those states
[17:52] <jestuh> well i did once in NJ and did it myself
[17:53] <jmx> ive never been to either
[17:53] <jestuh> guy runs out screaming at me
[17:53] <jestuh> that i'm breaking the law
[17:53] <jmx> haha
[17:53] <jmx> what a stupid law
[17:53] <jmx> i support breaking stupid laws
[17:53] <jestuh> indeed
[17:53] <dekkon> you sir are a criminal
[17:53] <jestuh> how many hits of LSD are you in possession of, dr?
[17:54] <geck> 120.
[17:54] <timmo> [18:52] [jmx] Only New Jersey and Oregon require full-service gas pumping. Ne
[17:54] <technoid_> wouldn't hate to have to explain that to cellmate? "Oh, you are in for m
[17:54] <timmo> its always so awesome when we goto oregon
[17:54] <timmo> and you dont have to get out of your car
[17:54] <timmo> you dont even have to tip or anything
[17:54] <timmo> just chill
[17:54] <jmx> lazy fucker
[17:54] <timmo> dude they get paid to fucking pump gas
[17:55] <timmo> thats a great job
[17:55] <jestuh> they tack on like 3-10 cents a gallon for your laziness
[17:55] <timmo> i cant even believe theres homeless people in oregon
[17:55] <jmx> great job? how the hell is that a great job?
[17:55] <timmo> i mean any fucking homeless person
[17:55] <jestuh> IL stations used to have 1 full service pump but no one ever used it
[17:55] <timmo> can get a job pumping gas
[17:55] <jmx> its a shitty job
[17:55] <jestuh> lots of states still do that though
[17:56] <timmo> jmx: its a great job because practically everyone can do it
[17:56] <jmx> its mostly chicks i find who use the full service cuz gas pumps are too confusi
[17:56] <jestuh> lol
[17:56] <timmo> which means that it creates more jobs for people
[17:56] <jmx> lots of unemployed bums consider that shit to be beneath them though
[17:56] <timmo> psh
[17:56] <timmo> people are too picky
[17:57] <timmo> id clean shit for a living if it kept me off the streets
[17:57] <jmx> they are
[17:57] <timmo> or from being poor
[17:57] <timmo> my aunt, whos lived in oregon all her life came out to visit us for the first
[17:57] <timmo> and i had to teach her how to pump gas
[17:57] <timmo> i was 11
[17:58] <jmx> those things are complicated
[17:58] <jestuh> FAMILY GUY
[17:58] <dekkon>                                                                             
[17:58] <dekkon>                                                                             
[17:58] <dekkon>                                                                             
[17:58] <dekkon>                                                                             
[17:58] <dekkon>                                                                             
[17:58] <maff> i taught gas pumps how to pump gas
[17:58] <maff> before that everyone 'poured'
[17:58] <geck> ohhh
[17:58] <geck> dekkon: fox?
[17:59] <dekkon> no, on NBC
[17:59] <dekkon> they bought the family guy francisee
[17:59] <timmo> " apparently Gospel music is the largest shrink item company wide for Tower R
[17:59] <timmo> wtf
[17:59] * geck watches the sarcasm drip from dekkon's mouth
[17:59] <timmo> how is that for some hypocracy
[17:59] <timmo> hipocracy?
[18:00] <maff> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZFS
[18:00] <timmo> geck: thats semen
[18:00] <dekkon> hiphopcracy
[18:00] <maff> plz to be include in osx
[18:00] <maff> your friend,
[18:00] <dekkon> ;[
[18:00] <maff> matt
[18:00] <geck> yes?
[18:00] <geck> or is there another one of us around?
[18:02] <pinin> <maff> matt
[18:02] <pinin> wow you're a quick one fakematt
[18:02] <Tarkaan> wow. I have to share this again.
[18:02] <Tarkaan> in case anyone is emo enough to understand it.
[18:02] <pinin> ?
[18:02] <geck> I know maff is a matt
[18:02] <Tarkaan> "I'm in that place halfway between beating my head on a wall and painting s
[18:03] <Tarkaan> did the whole thing get pasted?
[18:03] <Tarkaan> which are easily expressable but completely uncommunicative. I feel very li
[18:03] <pinin> <maff> your friend,
[18:03] <pinin> <maff> matt
[18:03] <pinin> he was signing his letter to steve jobs
[18:03] <pinin> try and keep up
[18:03] <geck> ah
[18:04] <geck> I didn't see the your friend,
[18:04] <geck> let's kick steve jobs ass
[18:04] <pinin> haha tark
[18:04] <Tarkaan> that's my friend
[18:05] <Tarkaan> she's a phd in biosci.
[18:06] <geck> haha
[18:06] <geck> this is awesome
[18:06] <dekkon> i am disappointed by family guy so far
[18:06] <pinin> hahaha naked clinton
[18:06] <geck> naked clinton
[18:06] <geck> young republicans
[18:06] <geck> it has to be good
[18:07] <Tarkaan> wow, tony fucking his wife, there's a switch.
[18:08] <c-rOCK> wow talking about tv as it happens on irc, thats new.
[18:08] <|silicon> SOME OF US DON'T HAVE HBO
[18:08] <|silicon> :[
[18:09] <Tarkaan> oh shit silly, sry
[18:09] * Tarkaan stfu
[18:10] <pinin> dekkon and other hippies see this yet? http://www.colorado.edu/police/420_Pho
[18:11] <dekkon> yeah i saw it on TCC
[18:11] <dekkon> fucking sad
[18:11] <dekkon> but i think theyre mostly gonna get them on trespassing
[18:12] <dekkon> http://www.colorado.edu/police/420_Photo_Album/pages/20060420%20IMAGE%20145_
[18:12] <pinin> yeah that's the funny part
[18:12] <geck> isn't it legal in denver now?
[18:12] <timmo> yeah you cant prove theyre smoking pot from the pictures
[18:12] <pinin> i'd hit it
[18:12] <timmo> so thats kind a moot point on that aspect
[18:12] <geck> that's some bullshit
[18:12] <dekkon> you know they are but its impossible to prove
[18:12] <vintagero> haha, is anyone else watching family guy?
[18:13] <geck> I am
[18:13] <pinin> ya i am
[18:13] <Hivemind> No, which episode?
[18:13] <timmo> dekkon: exactly
[18:13] <pinin> hilarious
[18:13] <dekkon> NO NOONE IS
[18:13] <pinin> new one hive
[18:13] <Hivemind> Shiny.
[18:13] <geck> ya
[18:13] <pinin> baahaha
[18:14] <pinin> ROFL
[18:14] <geck> two halves can't make a whole without a hole
[18:14] <geck> hehehe
[18:14] <pinin> yeah that's amazing
[18:15] <Zera> talking bout donuts?
[18:15] <TMH_> http://www.colorado.edu/police/420_Photo_Album/pages/20060420%20IMAGE%20138_jp
[18:16] <pinin> hahaha
[18:16] <pinin> zera: talking about fags
[18:16] <catnip> so, ppl who are identified by a photo of them smoking rolling cigarettes or
[18:16] <Tarkaan> for tresspassing
[18:16] <pinin> prolly tickets for trespassing
[18:16] <Zera> pinin: ah k
[18:16] <pinin> but might get in trouble with the school
[18:17] <Hivemind> Hmm, I'm afraid to ask for relationship help in here, but forums are too s
[18:17] <pinin> http://www.colorado.edu/police/420_Photo_Album/pages/20060420%20IMAGE%20026_j
[18:17] <pinin> hottie
[18:18] <pinin> you can ask but you will not get real advice
[18:18] <pinin> and if it sounds fake you'll be kicked
[18:18] <TMH_> oh oh oh I can help
[18:18] <TMH_> I'm the fucking master of relationships
[18:18] <catnip> lots of nice girls... smoking POT
[18:18] <Zera> how many you been in tmh?
[18:19] <Hivemind> Haha, all right might as well.
[18:19] <c-rOCK> girls? pot?
[18:19] <c-rOCK> where
[18:19] <dekkon> i have some how amassed 6 lights
[18:19] <dekkon> lighters
[18:19] <dekkon> and i know ive only bought 2
[18:19] <Zera> they bred
[18:19] <c-rOCK> dude thats fucked up
[18:19] <pinin> peng: http://www.colorado.edu/police/420_Photo_Album/index.htm
[18:19] <Zera> and had four lighter babies
[18:19] <c-rOCK> thats like a stoner version of myspace
[18:19] <jmx> what exactly was the point of this whole exercise?
[18:19] <c-rOCK> i want that here
[18:20] <c-rOCK> DO YOU WANT TO MEET? click here
[18:20] <c-rOCK> ;[
[18:20] <pinin> hahaha
[18:20] <c-rOCK> colorado is so gay
[18:20] <catnip> lol
[18:20] <c-rOCK> that shit wouldnt stand in ca
[18:20] <geck> heh
[18:20] <c-rOCK> propot agendas are too hardcore here
[18:20] <geck> well
[18:20] <geck> that's a college
[18:20] <geck> not the state
[18:21] <TMH_> hey hivemind why are you not stating your question for the geniuses in #geekis
[18:21] <c-rOCK> you wont see uc berkeley turning in stoners
[18:21] <catnip> come to europe and smoke pot without trespassing
[18:21] <pinin> half of em are grinning for the camera
[18:21] <pinin> so they had moles
[18:22] <geck> c-rOCK, true
[18:22] <geck> I don't see UT doing that one either..
[18:22] <jmx> europe? why would an american go that far, just go to vancouver
[18:22] <catnip> better yet come to europe and smoke pot without a care
[18:22] <geck> but as you know, if you smoke pot, you become stupid... apparently ^_^
[18:22] <c-rOCK> blame the pot.
[18:23] <Hivemind> (I'm working on it, long paragraph)
[18:23] <c-rOCK> also a stoner almost won motogp today
[18:23] <c-rOCK> well his last name is stoner anyway
[18:23] <catnip> casey
[18:23] <catnip> lol
[18:24] <geck> thanks pinin
[18:24] <pinin> np
[18:24] <Luggie> So, what issues are we talking about here?
[18:24] <catnip> c-rOCK: doesn't rossi look like a pot head?
[18:24] <geck> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sarcasm ^_^
[18:25] <c-rOCK> no he looks like a nerd
[18:25] <pinin> not many luggie
[18:25] <catnip> those glazing eyes
[18:25] <c-rOCK> yeah i just banned you cause im bored
[18:25] <c-rOCK> apparently youre new here
[18:25] <catnip> c-rOCK: I look like A nerd...
[18:25] <geck> i've been here a year and a half now..
[18:25] <Hivemind> This is a little strange (well, if it was normal I would be asking for hel
[18:25] <c-rOCK> then dont cry
[18:25] <Hivemind> Anyway, I'm a roleplaying gamer (D&D and its ilk) and she's into RPGs like
[18:25] <TMH_> irc cannot support such a long line
[18:25] <TMH_> each other (on AIM) until 1AM every night. Literally, I've
[18:25] <Hivemind> Ack
[18:26] <c-rOCK> yeah im totally rooting for casey stoner just cause of his name
[18:26] <TMH_> haha
[18:26] <TMH_> our
[18:26] <TMH_> parents won't let us
[18:26] <TMH_> ;[[
[18:26] <Hivemind> :'(
[18:26] <c-rOCK> theyre like STONERS IN THE LEAD COMING INTO THE FINAL LAP
[18:26] <pinin> haha tmh got cut off like 200 char before everyone else
[18:26] <Hivemind> Hang on, I'll just toss it into a geocities page or something.
[18:26] <pinin> you aren't dating
[18:26] <Hivemind> Nope.
[18:26] <pinin> so just hit it and quit it
[18:26] <TMH_> haha
[18:26] <c-rOCK> then i can hold up a sign "GO STONER GO!"
[18:26] <TMH_> I like your style
[18:27] <TMH_> what do yo mean your parents wont let you
[18:27] <TMH_> that sounds like pretty shitty parenting
[18:27] <TMH_> unless you're like 10
[18:27] <Hivemind> Pinin: Haha, but I actually like her. She's very hot (Swedish) and pwns me
[18:28] <Hivemind> Eh?
[18:28] <c-rOCK> whats with that word
[18:28] <TMH_> seventeen is not the age your parents should be getting in the way of shit
[18:28] <TMH_> tell them to die
[18:28] <pinin> banned word
[18:28] <c-rOCK> fduck that
[18:28] <Hivemind> Oh.
[18:28] <catnip> c-rOCK: back in 97 or 98 I read an article about mini moto racers in the UK,
[18:28] <c-rOCK> if i had a kid whos 17
[18:28] <c-rOCK> thats my bitch
[18:28] <c-rOCK> as long as you live there and they pay your bills
[18:28] <c-rOCK> you shut the fuck up and take it in the ass
[18:29] <c-rOCK> you dont like it? move the fuck out
[18:29] <Hivemind> c-rOCK: That's basically what my parents have laid down.
[18:29] <c-rOCK> good for them
[18:29] <geck> that's how it works, Hivemind
[18:29] <TMH_> 17 is not an age where it is easy to move out
[18:29] <c-rOCK> yeah stoners good
[18:29] <c-rOCK> i was happy i thought he was gonna win
[18:29] <c-rOCK> but hes a rookie
[18:29] <Hivemind> Nope, but I'm starting University next year. I should apply for residence.
[18:29] <TMH_> that's a pretty shitting situation hivemind
[18:29] <c-rOCK> and he got schooled
[18:29] <TMH_> why wont they let you get together
[18:29] <Hivemind> Next year meaning September.
[18:29] <catnip> i used to root for mccoy
[18:30] <c-rOCK> yeah if you cant move out at 17
[18:30] <c-rOCK> then suck it up
[18:30] <catnip> when he raced 500's
[18:30] <c-rOCK> you cant just demand to do whatever the fuck you want
[18:30] <c-rOCK> and say please pay my rent
[18:30] <c-rOCK> kids dont understand
[18:30] <TMH_> its not like he wants to open a crack lab in the basement
[18:30] <c-rOCK> so what
[18:30] <catnip> <--- rooting for the underdogs since 1972 ;)
[18:30] <Hivemind> TMH_: On her side, her school marks suck ("No boys until you do well")
[18:30] <c-rOCK> do you live at home?
[18:30] <Hivemind> Yes
[18:30] <TMH_> no
[18:31] <c-rOCK> not you
[18:31] <Hivemind> Sry.
[18:31] <c-rOCK> then why dont you realize
[18:31] <TMH_> well
[18:31] <c-rOCK> its tough to pay your fucking way
[18:31] <TMH_> I live at my university
[18:31] <c-rOCK> do they pay for it?
[18:31] <TMH_> my education authority something does
[18:31] <c-rOCK> i doubt you work full time
[18:31] <TMH_> I'll have to pay for it eventually
[18:31] <c-rOCK> youll see
[18:31] <TMH_> yeah I work part time
[18:31] <pinin> school 'marks'...you a fucking canuck?
[18:31] <c-rOCK> once you have to cover your own end
[18:31] <Hivemind> On my side, we're Indian so my parents are ULTRA conservative. Yup, in Can
[18:31] <c-rOCK> how shitty it really is
[18:32] <c-rOCK> and if your parents still cover yours
[18:32] <c-rOCK> youre their bitch
[18:32] <pinin> ah those tight ass indians
[18:32] <c-rOCK> till you can pay your own way
[18:32] <c-rOCK> from then on do whatever the fuck you want
[18:32] <c-rOCK> i moved out at 17
[18:32] <c-rOCK> cause me and my mom fought way too much
[18:32] <c-rOCK> now that ive been out for 7 years
[18:32] <c-rOCK> i realize she was right
[18:33] <catnip> they always are...
[18:33] <c-rOCK> i thought just like you how oh i deserve this and that
[18:33] <c-rOCK> you dont deserve shit if you live at home
[18:33] <Luggie> So, how many of you guys hang out at 4chan?
[18:33] <Hivemind> I can sort of see where my parents are coming from.
[18:33] <TMH_> what the fuck is 4chan
[18:33] <c-rOCK> i know you want to be your own man
[18:33] <c-rOCK> and all this shit
[18:33] <c-rOCK> but now isnt the time
[18:34] <c-rOCK> just focus on getting your shit together
[18:34] <c-rOCK> so you can pay your own way
[18:34] <catnip> I used to bitch about not having this or that, after I moved out, I stopped
[18:34] <c-rOCK> and actually get some self worth from that shit and then do what you want
[18:34] <Hivemind> I know, it's just... ack. I just don't want to lose her.
[18:34] <andrew> tie her up in your basement then, bro
[18:35] <c-rOCK> you dont know what its like just to live till your checks just cover your li
[18:35] <Luggie> Hey, 4chan, who - hang out is?
[18:35] <TMH_> 02:32 < TMH_> what the fuck is 4chan
[18:35] <Badtzmaru> Luggie: who cares.
[18:35] <c-rOCK> youre 17
[18:35] <c-rOCK> youll lose her
[18:35] <c-rOCK> regardless
[18:35] <Luggie> Ah, sorry TMH_
[18:35] <c-rOCK> at least this way you didnt fuck it up and theres still a chance
[18:35] <Luggie> 4chan is pure win.
[18:35] <Luggie> That's what it is.
[18:36] <andrew> i'm hoping Luggie is attempting ironic humor
[18:36] <Luggie> Whoa, did I cause that silence?
[18:36] <catnip> fight outside!
[18:36] <TMH_> hey luggie
[18:36] <TMH_> you know what
[18:36] <catnip> brb
[18:36] <TMH_> you suck at explanations
[18:36] <c-rOCK> so anyway
[18:36] <andrew> haha
[18:36] <c-rOCK> what im syaing is
[18:36] <c-rOCK> you obviously wanna do what you want
[18:36] <c-rOCK> so why dont you focus on getting the fuck out
[18:37] <c-rOCK> then youll be ready to do whatever you want
[18:37] <catnip> bah, just two drunks yelling at eachother :(
[18:37] <c-rOCK> and will deserve it
[18:37] <Hivemind> Alright, thanks. It just seems so... important at this time.
[18:37] <c-rOCK> youre young
[18:38] <c-rOCK> you dont want love right now
[18:38] <c-rOCK> trust me
[18:38] <c-rOCK> i did that path
[18:38] <c-rOCK> it doesnt lead anywhere good
[18:38] <csqrl> i would normally chime in to disagree
[18:38] <csqrl> but my head hurts
[18:38] <c-rOCK> i love you too.
[18:38] <TMH_> I disagree as well
[18:39] <TMH_> but then I haven't had yur life
[18:39] <csqrl> been sleeping all day
[18:39] <c-rOCK> when you pay your bills if you still disagree by all means ill hear it
[18:39] <Hivemind> An opposing viewpoint would be useful, but I see the logic behind c-rOCKs
[18:39] <csqrl> the josh lives alone
[18:39] <csqrl> well, with rg
[18:39] <csqrl> which is sort of alone
[18:40] <c-rOCK> josh fly to california
[18:40] <c-rOCK> and see tool with me thursday
[18:40] <csqrl> fuck tool
[18:40] <c-rOCK> and this 4chan kid is still iming me
[18:40] <dekkon> peng: whats the difference in a bubbler and a hammer pipe?
[18:40] <c-rOCK> i dunno what a hammer pipe is
[18:40] <TMH_> hey don't one of you crazy cats admin 4chan
[18:40] <c-rOCK> bubblers use water
[18:40] <TMH_> I vaguely remember something about that
[18:40] <TMH_> I still don't really know or care enough to find out what it is
[18:41] <TMH_> if so find his account name and ban him
[18:41] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[18:41] <TMH_> god damn I'm curious now
[18:41] <TMH_> wikipeda time
[18:41] <c-rOCK> [18:35] [Luggie] Not my fault they had CP on when you entered, it's illegal,
[18:41] <c-rOCK> [18:36] [Luggie] Kind of funny really.
[18:41] <c-rOCK> [18:38] [Luggie] So how long are you going to pissed at me?
[18:41] <c-rOCK> [18:38] [Luggie] Haha, first time I've been banned from somewhere for someth
[18:41] <c-rOCK> [18:39] [Luggie] Do you have me on ignore? Because I can't tell, relaly.
[18:42] <sxh> dekkon
[18:42] <TMH_> msg him back and say "tmh says shut up
[18:42] * TMH_ is now known as TMH___
[18:42] <sxh> a hammer pipe is one with a big smoke chamber
[18:42] <sxh> like a bubbler
[18:42] <TMH___> and now to change my nick so he can't message mee
[18:42] <sxh> but not actually bubbling
[18:42] <dekkon> oh ok
[18:42] <c-rOCK> so no water
[18:42] <sxh> yes
[18:42] <c-rOCK> like a sidecar?
[18:43] <sxh> yes
[18:43] <dekkon> http://www.lotusheart.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Store_Code=SG&C
[18:43] <c-rOCK> oh ive never heard them called hammerhead
[18:43] <dekkon> hammer ^
[18:43] <c-rOCK> or whatever
[18:43] <sxh> they are named like that because they look like ball peen hammers
[18:43] <sxh> with the flat bowl on top
[18:43] <sxh> and a huge smoke chmaber on the bottom
[18:43] <sxh> and usually the stem connected to the middle
[18:43] <Thuryn> hey i have a quick question about t|to
[18:43] <sxh> http://www.eaglesmoke.com/gifs3/colour-glass-hammer-cb4-blowup.jpg
[18:44] <c-rOCK> im so happy
[18:44] <c-rOCK> my old dealer is back in the game
[18:44] <sxh> nice
[18:44] <Thuryn> two, actually. he has a perma-ban in here, yes?
[18:44] <sxh> yes
[18:44] <c-rOCK> he grew weed for the clubs
[18:44] <sxh> and if you are tito you will be banned
[18:44] <c-rOCK> and sold it to me on the cheap for forever
[18:44] <Thuryn> was it for trolling and general lameness, or something more specific?
[18:44] <sxh> no clue
[18:44] <sxh> ask timmo
[18:44] <c-rOCK> hes stupid but he can grow some super nice pot
[18:44] <c-rOCK> but then he became a trucker
[18:44] <Thuryn> no, i'm considering setting up another perma-ban in another chan
[18:45] <c-rOCK> and for like 2 years he drove the country
[18:45] <Thuryn> for trolling and general lameness
[18:45] <c-rOCK> now hes back in town and called me up
[18:45] <c-rOCK> so i bought an ounce for 250
[18:45] <catnip> calc ounce in grams
[18:45] <pinkboa> - 1 ounce = 28.3495231 grams
[18:45] <c-rOCK> shit tastes like capn crunch
[18:45] <csqrl> haha
[18:46] <sxh> ozone for 250?
[18:46] <andrew> jesus
[18:46] <Hivemind> Well, if I needed another reason not to get into an early relationship, th
[18:46] <sxh> that's a really sweet deal for good w
[18:46] <c-rOCK> yeah thats cheap
[18:46] <catnip> not bad
[18:46] <andrew> i pay 100 bucks an ounce here
[18:46] <c-rOCK> he sells it to the clubs for 300
[18:46] <c-rOCK> they sell it at 350
[18:46] <c-rOCK> this is california
[18:46] <sxh> 100 bucks? haha
[18:46] <c-rOCK> our pots better.
[18:46] <andrew> ah
[18:46] <c-rOCK> trust me.
[18:46] <sxh> 100 bucks for a zone is crap weed
[18:46] <dekkon> i trust peng
[18:46] <andrew> no, your economy is just wacky
[18:47] <Hivemind> Be right back.
[18:47] <c-rOCK> if there was better weed out there
[18:47] <andrew> sxh i live in arkansas, uh... it's just cheaper here bro
[18:47] <c-rOCK> id have moved
[18:47] <catnip> altough our drugs are way cheaper, but we get little or no weed here
[18:48] <c-rOCK> you know weed is okay in california when someone accuses you of stealing pot
[18:48] <catnip> 5 grams of hash - 20-25 euros
[18:48] <andrew> when you start selling shit by the gram you know that it's too fucking expen
[18:48] <c-rOCK> im still mad at that kid
[18:48] <c-rOCK> saying i jacked his pot
[18:49] <c-rOCK> .3 fucking grams
[18:49] <andrew> you should have
[18:49] <catnip> andrew: grams are all we've got
[18:49] <c-rOCK> what the fuck would i do with .3grams
[18:49] <andrew> catnip; sorry bro :(
[18:49] <c-rOCK> take a snapper?
[18:49] <catnip> I dont understand imperial measurements
[18:49] <c-rOCK> my boss is like how much is that worth
[18:49] <dekkon> calc .3 grams in ounces
[18:49] <pinkboa> - .3 grams = 0.0105821886 ounces
[18:49] <c-rOCK> about 5 dollars
[18:49] <dekkon> hahaha
[18:49] <c-rOCK> he started to laugh
[18:49] <catnip> c-rOCK: your boss?
[18:49] <c-rOCK> yeah
[18:50] <c-rOCK> some kid had pot in his gti
[18:50] <c-rOCK> and i worked on it
[18:50] <catnip> gotta be cal.
[18:50] <c-rOCK> and he said he was missing .3grams
[18:50] <dekkon> he deserves it to be stolen if he is gonna leave it in his car
[18:50] <c-rOCK> and called me a thief and shit
[18:50] <andrew> what the fuck
[18:50] <Twin`> you live in the states yea?
[18:50] <andrew> yeah i'm really gonna miss .3 grams of shake ok
[18:50] <Kalamazoo> you could be like look, i didnt turn your fucking ass in
[18:50] <c-rOCK> no he was legit
[18:50] <c-rOCK> with a card
[18:51] <sxh> haha
[18:51] <geck> c-rOCK, what does an ounce of schwag go for in cali?
[18:51] <andrew> haha
[18:51] <sxh> 0.3 grams isn't even a bowl for me
[18:51] <c-rOCK> street is 300
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[18:51] <andrew> medical shit word
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> an ounce of shwag for $300!?
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> HOLY SHIT
[18:51] <c-rOCK> whats shwag
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> Everything is more expensive in California
[18:51] <Kalamazoo> haha
[18:51] <andrew> schwag is like shake
[18:51] <Kalamazoo> shitty weed
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> Really shitty dirt weed, c-rOCK.
[18:51] <andrew> dirt weed
[18:51] <c-rOCK> ...
[18:51] <geck> brick weed
[18:51] <c-rOCK> we dont sell that
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[18:51] <c-rOCK> theres only weed here
[18:51] <andrew> yeah
[18:51] <geck> really shitty dirt weed? depends on where you are :-P
[18:51] <c-rOCK> one price level
[18:51] <t3h-gr1m> I've smoked shwag before. It sucks.
[18:52] <c-rOCK> if weed isnt good
[18:52] <c-rOCK> it doesnt get sold
[18:52] <geck> up north, the schwag I've smoked was crap
[18:52] <andrew> lol
[18:52] <geck> and expensive as hell
[18:52] <sxh> i'm actually about to go on a w run
[18:52] <sxh> i'll take pics when i get back
[18:52] <geck> here, a joint will get you stoned enough to be happy
[18:52] <andrew> i'd like to bring a few ounces out to california and just let them think it
[18:52] <geck> and cost $45 for an ounce
[18:52] <c-rOCK> well
[18:52] <sxh> and actually i want to send peng a couple pics
[18:52] <andrew> and see if they can tell the difference
[18:52] <c-rOCK> most weed i get
[18:52] <c-rOCK> a half bowl gets me high
[18:52] <c-rOCK> out of the bong
[18:52] <sxh> hey peng
[18:52] <c-rOCK> like lit up high
[18:52] <sxh> im me on yahoo
[18:52] <c-rOCK> hi
[18:52] <geck> how much a gram?
[18:52] <c-rOCK> i dont have yahoo
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 20 dollars a gram
[18:53] <sxh> i'll im you then
[18:53] <geck> that sorta stuff goes $15 a gram here
[18:53] <c-rOCK> its 20 for a g
[18:53] <timmo> drug dealers
[18:53] <catnip> never smoked bongs, just joints
[18:53] <Kalamazoo> i bet potheads did well in math class
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 35 for a half eigth
[18:53] <timmo> ew joints
[18:53] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 50 for an eigth
[18:53] <t3h-gr1m> One thing you have to give drugs credit for
[18:53] <sxh> yeah joints are for boppers
[18:53] <t3h-gr1m> teaching ignorant American kids the metric system
[18:53] <Thuryn> timmo
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 100 for a quarter
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 150 for a half
[18:53] <catnip> wtf is a bopper?
[18:53] <timmo> ?
[18:53] <c-rOCK> 300 for a zip
[18:53] <geck> that's not bad
[18:53] <sxh> contraction of "teenyboppers"
[18:53] <Thuryn> how did t|to get himself banned?
[18:53] <Kalamazoo> haha
[18:54] <geck> I reserve joints and blunts for schwag..
[18:54] <geck> dro is for bowls ;)
[18:54] <c-rOCK> see we dont have crap weed
[18:54] <timmo> he was being an asshole to one of the ops in here so i banned him, he then we
[18:54] <timmo> so we permed it
[18:54] <c-rOCK> sometimes you can buy straight shake from your dealer
[18:54] <c-rOCK> if you got a hookup
[18:54] <c-rOCK> like the shit hes got out of a qp
[18:54] <Thuryn> ah. so basically, general persistent lameness?
[18:54] <c-rOCK> you can buy a half for like 100
[18:54] <andrew> qp is 250 bucks here
[18:54] <c-rOCK> sometimes ill just buy it
[18:54] <Kalamazoo> qp?
[18:54] <c-rOCK> and use it for blunts
[18:54] <geck> 250?
[18:54] <andrew> quarter lb
[18:55] <Kalamazoo> thought so
[18:55] <c-rOCK> cause you aint gotta grind it
[18:55] <geck> damn
[18:55] <geck> that sucks
[18:55] <timmo> yeah more or less
[18:55] <geck> I uised to be able to get a qp for $90
[18:55] <c-rOCK> haha
[18:55] <c-rOCK> that must be nasty ass weed
[18:55] <andrew> we were buying lbs for 200 in arizona
[18:55] <andrew> it wasn't like
[18:55] <c-rOCK> ive smoked as weed
[18:55] <andrew> hydro
[18:55] <Thuryn> timmo, thx. he's been popping into #linux and saying obnoxious crap, then /
[18:55] <c-rOCK> and its disgusting
[18:55] <Thuryn> i'm thinking permanent.
[18:55] <andrew> it was grown outside
[18:55] <timmo> banning tito is always a good idea
[18:55] * catnip being from belgium, and living just a few km's from holland, doesn't get all the d
[18:56] <Thuryn> thx
[18:56] <c-rOCK> i paid like 80 dollars for a zip in az
[18:56] <c-rOCK> and it was supposedly some good shit
[18:56] <c-rOCK> but jesus christ there was barely any crystal on it
[18:56] <pinin> tito was my one true worshipper
[18:56] <pinin> but it got old very quick
[18:56] <andrew> hmm
[18:57] <andrew> i've never smoked pot with any crystals on it ?:(
[18:57] <andrew> so i guess our pot is shit i guess i dunno
[18:57] <c-rOCK> ahahdshifda'
[18:57] <c-rOCK> see
[18:57] <c-rOCK> my god
[18:57] <catnip> crystals = resin ;)
[18:57] <andrew> oh
[18:57] <c-rOCK> in ca our weed is straight covered with crystals
[18:57] <Kalamazoo> c-rOCK's pot probably looks like a gem mine
[18:57] <andrew> well yeah
[18:57] <andrew> sticky shit :I
[18:57] <c-rOCK> yes its sticky
[18:57] <andrew> yeah
[18:58] <andrew> ok then i have
[18:58] <c-rOCK> if you try to pull it apart with your hands
[18:58] <andrew> i used to get my pot from black dudes and they never had good weed
[18:58] <catnip> northern lights has the best saprkling resin I've ever seen
[18:58] <c-rOCK> your fingers get gluey
[18:58] <andrew> yeah
[18:58] <c-rOCK> and i mean my god
[18:58] <c-rOCK> i barely got lit off az weed
[18:58] <andrew> when i didn't have a pipe i'd mix it with pipe tobacco and roll it in a join
[18:58] <Kalamazoo> it seems like white people are more serious about weed than black people
[18:58] <dekkon> youre also a chronic user
[18:58] <c-rOCK> when i got busted with my ounce by pima county sherriff
[18:58] <andrew> if i knew it was bunk i'd just smoke it straight
[18:59] <c-rOCK> they were like my god what is this its super stinky
[18:59] <c-rOCK> and i was like california weed
[18:59] <Kalamazoo> haha
[18:59] <andrew> did they let you go because it was so amazing
[18:59] <c-rOCK> i wish
[18:59] <catnip> lol
[18:59] <c-rOCK> instead they put me in jail for 12 days
[18:59] <andrew> you should have been like
[18:59] <andrew> "if you're going to bust me, you at least have to try that pot"
[19:00] <c-rOCK> i got a big lecture from the arresting officer
[19:00] <catnip> saying it was for personal use wouldn't get you off the hook?
[19:00] <c-rOCK> IVE BEEN A NARC AGENT FOR 15 YEARS
[19:00] <c-rOCK> YOU THINK ITS JUST POT WELL IVE CARRIED BODIES OVER THE BORDER OVER "JUST PO
[19:00] <andrew> what...
[19:00] <andrew> bodies over the border...
[19:00] <andrew> what a weird bastard
[19:00] <andrew> he's dumping that shit in mexico so he doesn't have to file paperwork
[19:00] <c-rOCK> fuck tucson sucked
[19:01] <andrew> tucson is disgusting
[19:01] <c-rOCK> rolling around with a nigger in his cab at 11pm south of highway 10
[19:01] <c-rOCK> through the straight ghetto
[19:01] <pinin> lol
[19:01] <andrew> lmao
[19:01] <c-rOCK> lookin for a check cashing place
[19:01] <technoid_> i have a friend who went to tuscon and disappeared
[19:01] <c-rOCK> to cash my 900 dollar check from the county
[19:02] <c-rOCK> that was one cool ass nigger though
[19:02] <c-rOCK> i remember he gave me a ciagrette
[19:02] <c-rOCK> and i hadnt smoked in 12 days
[19:02] <c-rOCK> halfway through shit was sort of spinnin
[19:02] <c-rOCK> g
[19:02] <catnip> they doint let you smoke in jail?
[19:02] <c-rOCK> nope
[19:02] <andrew> yeah, i love the people that are all about some weed but won't touch cigaret
[19:03] <andrew> i know in prison they don't let you smoke because you're "destroying governm
[19:03] <andrew> ie, your lungs
[19:03] <catnip> oh
[19:03] <c-rOCK> also i hate how
[19:03] <c-rOCK> everything shuts down out there
[19:03] <c-rOCK> at like 8pm
[19:03] <catnip> wierd place, america...
[19:03] <sxh> peng
[19:03] <sxh> my weed is like that too now
[19:03] <andrew> c-rOCK that's most of america, dude
[19:03] <sxh> glues fingers together
[19:03] <sxh> fat buds
[19:03] <sxh> got a nice hookup
[19:03] <sxh> also peng
[19:03] <c-rOCK> nice
[19:04] <c-rOCK> im used to shit being open 24/7
[19:04] <andrew> only the walmart is open 24/7 here
[19:04] <andrew> :(
[19:04] <sxh> did you change your aim name?
[19:04] <sxh> send me an im
[19:04] <Workdug> yeah, send me one too peng
[19:06] <Thuryn> well, that's one more chan t|to is banned in
[19:06] <catnip> hey c-rOCK : http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Graphics/ShopMenu.jpg
[19:07] <catnip> ;)
[19:08] <Spiral> Word to the wise... after getting deep fillings.. be careful which side of y
[19:08] <Thuryn> Spiral, ha! owned.
[19:08] <Spiral> Unfortunately :(
[19:09] <Spiral> Worst part is.. it's just gonna get worse.. gotta get four more fillings, a
[19:09] <D1> thats what you get for being a filthy non-tooth brushing fucker
[19:09] <Spiral> By the end of june I'm going to be carefully sipping luke warm juice for nut
[19:09] <Spiral> Actually, I brushed twice a day before I found out I need all this work.
[19:09] <Spiral> Just so happens that I've avoided the dentist for longer than I can remember
[19:10] <D1> damn, where did it all go wrong???
[19:10] <t3h-gr1m> omfg, Spiral
[19:10] <t3h-gr1m> RHODE ISLAND
[19:10] <D1> I've been to the dentist once in my life.
[19:10] <D1> luckly, I haven't had a cavity.
[19:10] <Spiral> Fuck if I know. Last 'regular' visit I remember was... uh... my last filling
[19:10] <Spiral> D1 - I didn't think I had any either.
[19:10] <Spiral> Now I'm brushing, flossing and using mouth wash AT LEAST twice a day.
[19:10] <Spiral> All paranoid.
[19:10] <D1> while you're at it, get yourself a platinum grill.
[19:11] <Spiral> I do not want to be 'bling'
[19:11] <D1> your teeth will never rot.
[19:11] <Spiral> I'd rather have to have checkups than look like a reject from a James Bond m
[19:12] <t3h-gr1m> That grill shit is fucking retarded.
[19:12] <t3h-gr1m> I have absolutely no respect for anyone who does that.
[19:12] <t3h-gr1m> It's just meaningless, useless flaunting of one's wealth for absolutely NO
[19:12] <Workdug> http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/8348/virgin4rf.png @anon
[19:13] <t3h-gr1m> Definitely the one on the right, dug.
[19:13] <Spiral> It's for saying, "I have a ton of money, and I'm irresponsible with it"
[19:14] <Spiral> But, I live in America, where people have the right to be completely stupid.
[19:14] <vintagero> hahahaha!
[19:15] <Spiral> What's there to do in NYC that can be done in under twelve hours without any
[19:16] <Tarkaan> twelve hour MARATHON MASTURBATION!!!!!!!
[19:16] <Workdug> Spiral: visit the museum(s)
[19:17] <Workdug> when are you going to be in nyc?
[19:17] <Tarkaan> the first half of season 1 of 24
[19:17] <Spiral> On the 12th
[19:17] <Workdug> cool
[19:17] <Spiral> For 'Spanish Club'.. but really, the only involvement the club has is gettin
[19:17] <D1> I feel like such a lazy nigger this quarter. ;[
[19:17] <D1> wish I could snap out of it
[19:17] <Spiral> So do it.
[19:17] <Workdug> stop by here and let me know when it's closer in
[19:18] <Spiral> Stop by where and tell you what?
[19:18] <D1> I can't...I'm black.
[19:18] <Workdug> stop by #geekissues
[19:18] <Workdug> and tell me you're coming to visit
[19:18] <Spiral> Haha
[19:18] <Spiral> Okay.
[19:18] <Workdug> because i will forget by the 12th
[19:18] <Workdug> i am in nyc semi-permanently
[19:18] <Workdug> i work downtown and live in brooklyn
[19:18] <Spiral> Warning, though, there's a chance that a hot girl that used to have a crush
[19:19] <Spiral> Depends on her plans.
[19:19] <D1> BR0Z B5 H03Z D00D
[19:19] <t3h-gr1m> If I were to ever get metal put into my mouth, it would serve a purpose.
[19:19] <t3h-gr1m> Like being really sharp and able to bite guns in half.
[19:19] <Spiral> D1 - I've played that game. Women are hotter and far nicer to touch.
[19:19] <t3h-gr1m> It would suck if I bit my tongue, though.
[19:19] <Spiral> t3h-gr1m - Let me know if you find that.
[19:19] <D1> so is pen...
[19:20] <Spiral> Who's pen?
[19:20] <D1> workdug
[19:20] <Spiral> I wonder if it would be bad form to get drunk that day....
[19:20] <Zera> how so? its always appropriate to be drinking
[19:21] <D1> thats totally fine....if you wanna burn in hell.
[19:21] <Spiral> Well, it's a school function. I'd get in trouble if I were drunk at school.
[19:21] <Spiral> D1 - None of my friends will be in heaven anyway.
[19:21] <Spiral> Actually.. it's a four hour bus ride... I'll be sober by the end of that. F
[19:21] <D1> thats right, gays go straight to hell.
[19:22] <Spiral> As long as I don't act like a total tard it probably wouldn't matter.
[19:22] <Spiral> D1 - I'm not gay, sorry.
[19:22] <Workdug> my fingers smell like barbecue-flavored potato chips
[19:22] <Workdug> i wonder why
[19:23] <Zera> been eating chippies?
[19:23] <Workdug> ^_^
[19:23] <Zera> mm chips
[19:24] * Thuryn is eating chips and salsa
[19:24] <pinin> you manwhore
[19:24] <Thuryn> with some fucking *volcanic* salsa
[19:24] * Zera wants chippies too
[19:24] <Zera> mmm magma
[19:24] * Spiral is drinking vodka and apple cider
[19:24] <Spiral> (In case anyone remembers me, I only get on IRC when I'm drinking :D)
[19:24] <D1> I'm a pathetic drug user, I can't trip on ambien. ;[
[19:25] <D1> I'm gonna take it while watching family guy.
[19:26] <Spiral> I keep reading htat as 'chipples' when I switch back and forth between windo
[19:27] <Spiral> I miss having no alcohol tolerance.
[19:27] <D1> tolerance does indeed suck.
[19:27] <Zera> i miss drinking
[19:27] <Zera> im too expensive to drink, so i stopped
[19:28] <Fjb> uh, ok
[19:28] <Zera> though its alright at parties, cos im drinking everyone elses booze
[19:29] <Spiral> Zera - until about two months ago I could get stumbling drunk on two strong
[19:29] <Spiral> Now I have to drink so much my belly feels bloated.
[19:29] <Zera> took me 30 drinks or so over 5 hours before i vomitted
[19:30] <Spiral> Damn.
[19:30] <Zera> skulling 4 vodka/tequila shots made me throw
[19:30] <Zera> like in a row
[19:30] <Spiral> Oh god
[19:30] <Spiral> Vodka shots are disgusting.
[19:30] <Spiral> Like drinking rubbing alcohol.
[19:30] <Zera> yeh ran to the sink real fast...
[19:30] <Spiral> Or, as I'd imagine it would feel. I've never drank rubbing alcohol.
[19:30] <catnip> yet
[19:30] <catnip> lol
[19:30] <Spiral> Tequila has gotten nasty to me, too. First time I had it, it was awesome.
[19:31] <Zera> well it was more i put a hand over my mouth as part of it came back up, and th
[19:31] <Workdug> i've never tried it and want to
[19:31] <Workdug> and whiskey
[19:31] <Spiral> I don't plan on drinking that. There's plenty of real alcohol for me.
[19:31] <D1> why did Hitler just randomly pop into my mind?
[19:31] <Zera> they all admitted that it was a legendary attempt at drinking though
[19:31] <catnip> tequilla is just plain evil
[19:31] <Spiral> I've puked a few times... when I was figuring out my limits.
[19:31] <Zera> yeh
[19:31] <Spiral> I had a friend back in PA that did 20 shots of tequila in a row.
[19:31] <Zera> i stop at 25 now
[19:32] <Spiral> Whiskey kicks my ass still.
[19:32] <catnip> fuck that! 20
[19:32] <catnip> not even 2
[19:32] <Spiral> I can do 5 or 6 shots of tequila before my arm just won't lift the glass any
[19:32] <catnip> I've stopped doing hard liquors
[19:32] <Spiral> Like my body is telling me, "Fuck you asshole, I'm not letting you poison me
[19:32] <catnip> just drink beer
[19:32] <Zera> spirits are just the only way i can get drunk
[19:32] <Zera> beer takes 4 times as long -_-
[19:33] <Spiral> Never had a beer that came even close to being enjoyable.
[19:33] <Zera> exactly
[19:33] <catnip> I dont drink to get drunk :|
[19:33] <Spiral> Then why drink?
[19:33] <Zera> atleast with vodka/tequila you get hammered fast enough that you dont notice t
[19:33] <Zera> for the bitches?
[19:33] <catnip> Spiral: for the taste? while socializing with friends?
[19:33] <Spiral> Zera - I can't do more than one shot of vodka straight.
[19:34] <Zera> we should have a drinking contest
[19:34] <Spiral> catnip - I hve drinks with friends.. but.. I only 'drink' to get drunk.
[19:34] <catnip> Spiral: when I get off work I like to stop at a bar and have a beer or two
[19:34] <Spiral> That
[19:34] <Spiral> er
[19:35] <Spiral> That I can understand. Some times I'll just have a twisted tea or two to ch
[19:35] <catnip> or while kicking back at home yes...
[19:35] <Spiral> Well, I don't drink at bars very often.
[19:35] <catnip> when I was a kid I used to binge myself every other weekend
[19:35] <Spiral> I don't like beer and hard drinks are expensive.
[19:36] <catnip> but thtas just a waste of money and liver
[19:36] <Spiral> I don't really binge.
[19:36] <technoid_> strip clubs taught me to like beer
[19:36] <Zera> lol
[19:36] <Zera> save all the money for the girls
[19:37] <technoid_> when a 8 oz coke is $2.75 and a 12 oz beer is $3.00, i started drinking t
[19:37] <vintagero> heh! i can't do with beer.
[19:37] <Spiral> Never been to a strip club. Have no interest in them.
[19:37] <catnip> 2 euros for a 33cl beer here
[19:37] <vintagero> it makes me incredibly sick
[19:37] <pinin> fag
[19:37] <catnip> in a bottle, I hate cans
[19:38] <Spiral> I don't particularly like having chicks dancing around me, being all seducti
[19:38] <Spiral> I'll get girlfriends for that.
[19:38] <technoid_> spiral: it was a phase in my life...haven't been in years
[19:38] <vintagero> heh!
[19:38] * catnip going to bed
[19:38] <catnip> cya all in the morning
[19:38] <technoid_> spiral: but kinda nice to not have to talk to them or buy the dinner befo
[19:38] <vintagero> strip clubs just interest me. even though i'm just looking at other girls
[19:38] <pinin> you can fuck em in the vip room
[19:39] <Spiral> I've seen so many naked people that seeing a girl naked is nothign to me.
[19:39] <Spiral> pinin - which is why I don't want to.
[19:39] <Spiral> I like my sex minus the STIs.
[19:39] <vintagero> lol
[19:39] <Zera> sti?
[19:39] <pinin> why are you so selfish?
[19:39] <Spiral> Me?
[19:40] <pinin> ya
[19:40] <Spiral> HAHAHAHA
[19:40] <Spiral> I'm the least selfish person I know.
[19:40] <Zera> thats very arrogant
[19:40] <pinin> you are the most selfish person i know
[19:40] <Spiral> Never said I was very humble.
[19:40] <Spiral> Am I?
[19:40] <Spiral> How?
[19:40] <pinin> <Spiral> I like my sex minus the STIs.
[19:40] <Zera> all that sex
[19:41] <Spiral> STI = Sexually Transmitted Infection
[19:41] <Zera> ah
[19:41] <Spiral> Actually, I'm still getting over my ex leaving me, so I haven't had much sex
[19:41] <michael`> im the most fucking humble person to have ever walked the earth
[19:41] <michael`> bitches
[19:41] <Spiral> roofles
[19:41] <Zera> just depressed as hell taht we dont believe you
[19:41] <michael`> oh lawls
[19:42] <Spiral> ... quoting bash on purpose?
[19:42] <Zera> yep
[19:42] <michael`> je?
[19:42] <Zera> ive read all 350 something pages, i better know some of it
[19:42] <t3h-gr1m> STI is the new version of STD.
[19:42] <t3h-gr1m> As if it's any less revolting if you call it an INFECTION instead of a DIS
[19:43] <t3h-gr1m> I will continue to say "sexually transmitted disease" until the day I die.
[19:43] <Spiral> I've read so many quotes it's ridiculous :\
[19:43] <Zera> of an st
[19:43] <Zera> std*
[19:43] <t3h-gr1m> Hopefully not from a sexually transmitted disease.
[19:43] <michael`> im very bored
[19:43] * Spiral shrug
[19:43] <michael`> of cleaning my room
[19:43] <Spiral> I don't particularly care what they call it, I don't want them.
[19:43] <t3h-gr1m> Nor do I.
[19:43] <t3h-gr1m> Apparently I'm attractive, though.
[19:44] <t3h-gr1m> Semi-reliable sources tell me girls have been checking me out.
[19:44] <t3h-gr1m> BUT I DO NOT SEE THIS.
[19:44] <Zera> look in mirrors more
[19:44] <Zera> and make sure your hair is fine
[19:44] <t3h-gr1m> No, I mean I don't see them checking me out.
[19:44] <Zera> yknow constantly check it out and stuff
[19:44] <Zera> ah
[19:44] <Zera> brb
[19:44] <Spiral> I can't accept if I'm attractive. People tell me some times, but I don't be
[19:45] <t3h-gr1m> I'm not gonna turn into one of those narcissistic, pink-shirt-wearing, pop
[19:45] <michael`> haha
[19:45] <michael`> frats are so passe
[19:46] <Spiral> Popped collars make me want to be violent.
[19:46] <michael`> at my school, only 6% of students are in a fraternity or sorority
[19:46] <michael`> this pleases me
[19:46] <michael`> sexually
[19:46] <Workdug> popped collars make me sad
[19:46] <Spiral> I'm in a community college right now.. no frats..
[19:47] <t3h-gr1m> Only assholes wear pink shirts.
[19:47] <t3h-gr1m> Even the gay guys I know don't wear pink.
[19:48] * Badtzmaru looks goddamn good in pink
[19:48] <dekkon> url dsc-t1 manual
[19:48] <pinkboa> - "dsc-t1 manual": http://www.isaack.info/archives/2004/01/02/sony-dsc-t1-m
[19:48] <Spiral> I wear almost exclusively green, grey, black and white.
[19:48] <t3h-gr1m> I wear the same colors, plus blue jeans.
[19:48] <t3h-gr1m> And less white.
[19:49] * Badtzmaru wears whatever is clean
[19:49] <Spiral> White is t-shirts.
[19:49] <Spiral> I look best in these colors.
[19:49] <Zera> i hate having to switch computers -_-
[19:49] <Spiral> Actually, black isn't the best color for me. only a little bit in my wardro
[19:50] <Zera> i got like two items of black cloth
[19:51] <Spiral> I've got a pair of jeans, and a few t-shirts.
[19:51] <michael`> i won't discuss brands since you guys probably aren't into wearing "fashio
[19:51] <Zera> fashion can blow me
[19:51] <michael`> or "clothes without stains from armpit sweat"
[19:51] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[19:51] <Spiral> michael` - I'm not snooty about fashion, but my clothes lack stains.
[19:51] <michael`> snooty
[19:51] <michael`> that's an interesting frame
[19:51] <t3h-gr1m> I wear clean clothing, but the fashion I wear is mid-90s metalhead fashion
[19:52] <t3h-gr1m> Nothing too exciting.
[19:52] <michael`> .url swiss army
[19:52] <Tubbee> http://www.victorinox.ch/
[19:52] <Spiral> Boots, jeans, t-shirt, long sleeved shirt for me.
[19:52] <t3h-gr1m> omg you do the two-shirt thing?
[19:52] <t3h-gr1m> I thought that was an emo kid thing.
[19:52] <Spiral> Some times it's a button up shirt, some times it's just a long thermal-kind
[19:52] <Spiral> I'm not emo :\
[19:52] <Spiral> I just like being covered.
[19:52] <t3h-gr1m> I can pull off a killer indie-rock look without looking emo at all.
[19:53] <Spiral> I consider my look to be the "Some guy" look.
[19:53] <Spiral> I don't really fit into a genre.. I'm jsut some guy.
[19:53] <t3h-gr1m> Haha. My look is the "some dude with long hair" look.
[19:53] <technoid_> i wear a t-shirt under everything ever since i had my nipples pierced...h
[19:54] <Spiral> I'm letting my hair grow. I haven't ever had 'long hair' and I'm wondering w
[19:54] <Spiral> I work from home. No dress code.
[19:54] <Kalamazoo> it eventually gets annoying
[19:54] <Kalamazoo> and hot
[19:54] <Spiral> I almost always wear long pants and long sleeved shirts. I'm no stranger to
[19:55] <Spiral> Though some times I wear kilts.
[19:55] <bos`> wtf
[19:55] <technoid_> being around apostolic penecostals got me out of the habit of wearing sho
[19:55] <Kalamazoo> haha
[19:55] <Badtzmaru> damn herion addicts
[19:55] <Kalamazoo> let the man express his heritage
[19:56] <Spiral> Well, I'm not scottish. They are American kilts, anyway.
[19:56] <Spiral> And also, say whatever the hell you want, my kilts have gotten me laid on so
[19:56] <Workdug> http://is3.okcupid.com/users/114/830/11483081938998696856/p1115926210.jpg @
[19:56] <technoid_> i just wondered if you went commando when wearing kilts
[19:56] <Spiral> :p
[19:57] <Spiral> Am I really that not wanted?
[19:58] <Spiral> Ok
[20:00] <michael`> some guy in my bio laboratory
[20:01] <michael`> always wears a kilt on lab days
[20:01] <Spiral> Hm.
[20:01] <michael`> maybe it's you
[20:01] <Spiral> A lab seems like a good place to wear pants.
[20:01] <Spiral> I'm not in any labs, and I've never taken a bio lab, so I'm thinking no.
[20:01] <michael`> haha
[20:01] <michael`> yeah, he seems kind of crazy
[20:01] <Spiral> Also, I don't wear them often these days.
[20:01] <Kalamazoo> chemicals on your dong is never worth the conversation starting power of
[20:01] <Spiral> Exactly.
[20:01] <michael`> hahah
[20:01] <Twin`> i dunno, it seems like if you are working with anything that will fuck up you
[20:02] <dekkon> www.youareadopted.com/ptown.jpg
[20:02] <Twin`> pants or kilt
[20:02] <Spiral> I feel there are appropriate places for clothing. Woods, pants. Labs, pant
[20:02] <michael`> 'chemicals on your dong'
[20:02] <michael`> heroic.
[20:02] <bos`> when i was in vegas i saw a dude walking around in a kilt
[20:02] <Twin`> if you drop it on your legs you are fucked
[20:02] <bos`> jsut got married
[20:02] <michael`> hey dekkon, btw
[20:02] <michael`> that copy of winxp
[20:02] <Spiral> Camping with a bunch of freaks, kilt.
[20:02] <michael`> is it pirated
[20:02] <michael`> or did it come with the computer
[20:02] <Spiral> bos` - was it a solid color with cargo pockets?
[20:02] <bos`> no
[20:02] <Sohcahtoa> calc 5 mph in m/s
[20:02] <pinkboa> - 5 mph = 2.2352 meters / second
[20:02] <Spiral> Oh okay.
[20:03] <bos`> red plaid type
[20:03] <Twin`> i mean, he really might as well wear the kilt into the lab, his chances of ge
[20:03] <Spiral> Then I don't know him :D
[20:03] <Spiral> Twin` - If you drop it on skin, it acts immediately, if you drop it on pants
[20:03] <Spidey`> calc 60 mph in f/s
[20:04] <Spiral> Embarrassing, sure, but Id' rather be embarassed than have something caustic
[20:04] <Twin`> the only way i could see that working is if you had those quick release butto
[20:04] <Spiral> But then, I'm not a rabid kilt wearer. I know people that wear them 7 days
[20:04] <Twin`> where you can just rip them off
[20:04] <Spiral> Twin` - loose pants can come off fast, as long as you're not wearing big boo
[20:04] <Spiral> I'd be fucked, since I always wear big boots, but not everyone does.
[20:17] <qoa> I seem to be having xvid/ac3 problems. Every video I watch is madly out of sync
[20:20] * dekkon changes topic to '<Thero> I hate it when girls say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S
[20:22] <|silicon> what player?
[20:28] <Ifrit> BSplayer with defilerpak <3
[20:36] <jmx> http://penguinpetes.com/b2evo/index.php?title=bbs_ads_a_tour_of_ascii_and_ansi_
[20:37] <Twin`> 90% of the ascii/ansi from that era blew ass though
[20:38] <Sohcahtoa> When girls ask "Is it in yet?" you're supposed to answer "IF YOU WEREN'T
[20:38] <Twin`> the only people who really had their shit dialed was ACiD
[20:40] <TheRat> hey
[20:41] <pinin> hi
[20:41] <|silicon> WE FOUND THE RAT BOYS
[20:41] <|silicon> YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
[20:41] <TheRat> dance?
[20:41] <pinin> haha
[20:41] <|silicon> concrete shoes
[20:42] <|silicon> or we shoot you in the face
[20:42] <TheRat> i did nuthin'!
[20:42] <pinin> or both!
[20:42] <|silicon> and stuff a dead rat in your mouth
[20:42] <jmx> .link http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/30/feds_claim_rarelyuse.html Feds claim
[20:42] <poopy> jmx - http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/30/feds_claim_rarelyuse.html - Feds c
[20:42] <|silicon> wow
[20:42] <Workdug> bye cocks
[20:43] <jmx> lord of war going on now, it better not suck jester
[20:43] <pinin> <3
[20:43] <|silicon> it does not
[20:43] <|silicon> <3
[20:43] <|silicon> kay es esto?!
[20:43] <|silicon> 6 kilos of cocaine pura
[20:43] <pinin> hahaha shhhhhhhhh
[20:44] <|silicon> 'I cannot take these to the fucking telling at chase manhattan!'
[20:44] * TheRat weeps over that spanish...
[20:44] <|silicon> teller
[20:44] <pinin> shhhhhhhhhhh
[20:44] <|silicon> 'look, asshole'
[20:44] <|silicon> ....
[20:44] <|silicon> hehe
[20:45] <|silicon> the first time I watch it
[20:45] <|silicon> it had no subtitles
[20:45] <jonathans> lord of war ruled
[20:45] <pinin> haha sili
[20:45] <|silicon> so I was laughing my ass off at that part
[20:45] <|silicon> no one else understood a word of it
[20:46] <pinin> nice
[20:46] <|silicon> rewind and translate
[20:46] <jmx> I HAVENT SEEN IT YET SO NO SPOILERS ;[
[20:47] <|silicon> that doesn't spoil shit
[20:47] <|silicon> so
[20:47] <|silicon> :P
[20:47] <jmx> :p
[20:47] <jmx> you were just getting warmed up
[20:47] <|silicon> I was washing my clothes today
[20:47] <|silicon> next door
[20:47] <|silicon> cause the washer in this building
[20:47] <|silicon> is broken
[20:47] <|silicon> this 90 year old woman comes out
[20:47] <|silicon> and tells me I can't do my laundry there
[20:47] <|silicon> and I need to leave
[20:48] <|silicon> cause those are HERS
[20:48] <jmx> lol
[20:48] <|silicon> I call the apartment complex and ask just in case
[20:48] <|silicon> nope
[20:48] <|silicon> she's crazy
[20:48] <pinin> hahha
[20:48] <|silicon> so I tell her that
[20:48] <jmx> she threaten to call the cops on your ass?
[20:48] <|silicon> continue to do my laundry
[20:48] <pinin> jmx go watch the movie$%^#$^%#$^%
[20:48] <pinin> #@%@#$%@#$%@#$%@
[20:48] <jmx> i am watching it
[20:48] <Blaxtic> wtf?? "The government wants the suit dismissed, but does not admit that AT
[20:48] <pinin> pay attention ;[
[20:48] <|silicon> she then opens the doors to both the washer and dryer
[20:49] <jmx> ;[
[20:49] <jmx> its just the credits right now
[20:49] <|silicon> which I paid $2
[20:49] <|silicon> so I close them
[20:49] <Blaxtic> "but does *not* admit that AT&T *did indeed*"
[20:49] <|silicon> slam the fucking doors
[20:49] <pinin> the credits own
[20:49] <|silicon> and come back in 10-15 minutes
[20:49] <|silicon> and is now
[20:49] <|silicon> DUMPING HOT WATER ON MY CLOTHES
[20:50] <|silicon> LIKE A FUCKING BUCKET OF HOT WATER ON MY CLOTHES WAITING TO BE DRIED
[20:50] <|silicon> AND IN THE DRYER
[20:50] <|silicon> sees me
[20:50] <|silicon> and walks off quickly
[20:50] <jmx> okay bbl watching movie
[20:50] <pinin> LOL
[20:50] <|silicon> after this
[20:50] <|silicon> I stood guard
[20:50] <Thuryn> |silicon, hahahahaha. i'm sorry dude, but weird people just make things so
[20:50] <jmx> quickly, how quickly can a 90 yr old woman walk?
[20:50] <|silicon> fast enough to where
[20:50] <Kalamazoo> haha wtf
[20:51] <|silicon> she's halfway down the hallway before I figure out
[20:51] <|silicon> where all this water came from
[20:51] <bos`> lol
[20:51] <|silicon> so the maintence people came and got both the washer and dryer
[20:52] <Thuryn> well, at least it's already in the dryer...
[20:52] <|silicon> so now she has no way to wash her cloths
[20:52] <|silicon> also
[20:52] <Thuryn> <slosh slosh>
[20:52] <|silicon> she has no cable
[20:52] <TheRat> jajaja
[20:52] <|silicon> cause I cut the cable
[20:52] <pinin> rofl
[20:52] <|silicon> moved the label to a different cable
[20:52] <|silicon> and remove her cable from the box to the building
[20:53] <|silicon> it's pulled from the fucking ground
[20:53] <Thuryn> note to self: don't pour hot water in sili's laundry
[20:53] <|silicon> CAN'T WATCH YOUR FUCKING SOAPS NOW CAN YOU BITCH?!
[20:53] <|silicon> NO NEWS TONIGHT
[20:53] <|silicon> SHOULD HAVE LEFT MY SHIT ALONE HUH?
[20:53] <bos`> lol harsh
[20:53] <Thuryn> but you can't take credit for it
[20:53] <Thuryn> except in here, of course
[20:54] <|silicon> I really thought about it before I did it
[20:54] <TheRat> so, you pulled a cartman, huh?
[20:54] <|silicon> 'what would really ruin this old womans day, like she ruined mine'
[20:54] * |silicon hears tv blaring
[20:54] <Kalamazoo> give her osteoperosis?
[20:55] <|silicon> it'll take the cable guy probably a few minutes to fix it
[20:55] <|silicon> he'll explain how her cable was gone
[20:55] <|silicon> and how he doesn't understand it
[20:55] <|silicon> she'll think back about how she was harassing me
[20:55] <|silicon> and this other woman
[20:56] <|silicon> yes, she did the same thing to someone else
[20:56] <|silicon> our washer now works :)
[20:56] <|silicon> cause they took hers
[20:56] <|silicon> and put it in this building
[20:56] <|silicon> any who...
[20:56] <|silicon> she doesn't have tv
[20:57] <|silicon> and I am ok with that
[20:58] <pinin> lol
[20:58] <Twin`> you gotta come up with a way to make her cable box go boom
[20:58] <TheRat> bitch without cable, all's right with the world
[20:58] * vintagero is now known as _vr
[21:00] <TheRat> for fucksake! my bro left a dirty glass in my room
[21:00] <TheRat> now its all ant infested
[21:00] <TheRat> i'm gonna kick his ass in the morning
[21:01] <Twin`> i should have an ant colony in my room as much as i leave plates and shit out
[21:01] <Twin`> but alas
[21:01] <Twin`> they never find their way here
[21:04] <dekkon> moral of the story
[21:04] <dekkon> dont fuck with silicon's laundry
[21:05] <Kalamazoo> i remember a big thread on sa about people making bigass ant farms
[21:06] <Kalamazoo> and wanting to have one ant colony battle another
[21:06] <Twin`> any ant farm larger than a book i would make out of like triple laminated gla
[21:06] <Twin`> my biggest worry with large scale ant farms is dropping it and it breaking
[21:06] <michael`> therat: do you have a dirty house?
[21:07] <michael`> i leave dirty glasses around my room all the time and i don't have insect
[21:07] <Zera> <TheRat> i'm gonna kick his ass in the morning <--- do it now
[21:07] <TheRat> michael`: nah, its just that its a country-side house
[21:07] <D1> ambien trip commencing during family guy viewing, later!
[21:07] <Kalamazoo> haha good luck D1
[21:07] <D1> thanks.
[21:07] * _vr is now known as super_vr
[21:08] <TheRat> same
[21:08] <pinin> pillhead
[21:08] <Twin`> fuck bullet resistant, we would be going straight for the bullet proof glass
[21:08] <Thuryn> |silicon, you know what might be more fun?
[21:08] <Twin`> bullet reflective glass
[21:09] <Thuryn> attach a car battery - or better, plain ol' AC power - to the CATV cable tha
[21:10] <Thuryn> POW! no more TV... ever.
[21:13] <michael`> In settings in which large numbers of employees are screened to determine
[21:13] <Thuryn> they aren't really innocent
[21:13] <Thuryn> just innocent of what's being asked
[21:14] <TheRat> cliffhanger!
[21:14] <Thuryn> they're embezzling, making LD calls, sleeping with the boss's wife, etc.
[21:14] <michael`> The study found that if polygraphs were administered to a group of 10,000
[21:14] <Thuryn> the spies are double agents
[21:14] <Twin`> well now, this is a first
[21:14] <michael`> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/30/AR20060430
[21:14] <Twin`> i am actually too lazy to get into the shower
[21:15] <ExZippo> man, fuck
[21:16] <Twin`> i personally think the infrared camera thing for lie detecting thing is far m
[21:16] <ExZippo> I can't drink fruid juice any more without getting insane acid reflux
[21:16] <michael`> The subjective opinions of polygraph examiners play a huge role in whether
[21:16] <michael`> As evidence, Iacono said that polygraph tests rarely find problems among s
[21:16] <michael`> "The director of the CIA just took a test," said Iacono. "How would you li
[21:17] <TheRat> hmm snowcrash... (if anyone gets that reference, they earned the mail of a h
[21:18] <andrew> snowcrash is a great book ok
[21:18] <Thuryn> i'd fail the CIA director
[21:18] <pinin> terrorist
[21:18] <Thuryn> just so i could tease the shit out of him
[21:18] <Thuryn> then remind him of the FBI director that defected to the soviets
[21:19] <Thuryn> just to get under his skin
[21:19] <michael`> Iacono said conventional polygraph tests have little scientific validity b
[21:19] <michael`> "When people hear that, they admit things it would be difficult to get in
[21:19] <michael`> "People will confess to crimes or make admissions about themselves or othe
[21:19] <Thuryn> so the secret is just like the defense attorneys tell you: stfu
[21:20] <michael`> Sharp Reaction to G.O.P. Plan on Gas Rebate
[21:20] <michael`> By CARL HULSE and DAVID D. KIRKPATRICK 7 minutes ago
[21:20] <michael`> The Senate Republican plan to mail $100 checks to voters to ease the burde
[21:20] <TheRat> that's all? "I know you know something. Wanna tell me?" "nope" "that's cool.
[21:21] <Thuryn> well, if you don't answer their questions, it defeats the test itself,
[21:21] <michael`> New Microsoft Browser Raises Google's Hackles
[21:21] <michael`> By STEVE LOHR 7 minutes ago
[21:21] <michael`> Google says Microsoft is unfairly grabbing Web traffic by making its MSN s
[21:21] <Thuryn> but i'd never answer any open-ended questions like "do you have something yo
[21:21] <Thuryn> esp when i can truthfully say "ha! no. duh."
[21:22] <michael`> Aides for several Republican senators reported a surge of calls and e-mail
[21:22] <michael`> "The conservatives think it is socialist bunk, and the liberals think it i
[21:22] <michael`> haha
[21:22] <c-rOCK> how can anyone hate on free money
[21:23] <pinin> i hope you don't vote
[21:23] <pinin> ;[
[21:23] <var> free money back when your running up a huge bill
[21:23] <var> isnt wise
[21:23] <TheRat> irC-SPAN...
[21:23] <ExZippo> http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/6534/56971598l9hu.jpg
[21:23] <Twin`> i probably wouldn't even use the $100 on gas
[21:24] <c-rOCK> hot a norcal tat
[21:24] <pinin> more pics
[21:24] <Thuryn> but what's $100 compared to the many hundreds you've already spent on gas in
[21:24] <TheRat> suicidegirls?
[21:24] <Thuryn> i'd hit it
[21:24] <Twin`> $100 is maybe 2 weeks of gas
[21:25] <ExZippo> OH JESUS
[21:25] <ExZippo> http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7261/673506506l6pa.jpg
[21:25] <ExZippo> ALIENS
[21:25] <Thuryn> hahaha $100 would drive my motorcycle for most of the summer
[21:25] <Thuryn> i'd still hit it
[21:25] <Thuryn> with a hammer this time though
[21:25] <Twin`> well, that's where the part about me not having built my supercycle prototype
[21:25] <c-rOCK> mmm goth girls
[21:25] <michael`> i think its conservative trickery
[21:26] <ExZippo> c-rOCK: One is a man
[21:26] <Twin`> i think it's free money
[21:26] <Thuryn> i think it's socialist bunk
[21:26] <ExZippo> I'll let you decide which
[21:26] <michael`> its also socialist bunk
[21:26] <Twin`> the one in the back is a man
[21:26] <c-rOCK> mmmm hidden penis
[21:26] <Twin`> why?
[21:26] <michael`> i agree with var
[21:26] <Twin`> flat like a cutting board
[21:26] <c-rOCK> i meant girls as in two pics.
[21:26] <michael`> funny thing is
[21:27] <michael`> people want the government to do everything for them
[21:27] <Thuryn> Twin` well, he's *male*. i think "man" is debatable.
[21:27] <michael`> but really
[21:27] <TheRat> how can she see anything with that much eye make-up? and what's the deal wit
[21:27] <Twin`> don't start that bullshit
[21:27] <Twin`> seriously.
[21:27] <michael`> it can't do anything about this
[21:27] <Twin`> i had enough of that shit growing up
[21:27] <michael`> government intervention will do absolutely nothing about gas prices
[21:27] <c-rOCK> it can give me a hundred dollars
[21:27] <Thuryn> start what? he's modifying the crap out of himself
[21:28] <TheRat> they could stop thw friggin' war, allowing the prices to lower...
[21:28] <c-rOCK> no
[21:28] <Thuryn> TheRat, congress doesn't control the prices. the oil companies do.
[21:28] <c-rOCK> prices are low on purpose
[21:28] <c-rOCK> or were
[21:28] <c-rOCK> for a long time
[21:28] <c-rOCK> now its just catching up
[21:28] <michael`> it's chinese and indian demand that's driving up prices
[21:28] <c-rOCK> partly
[21:28] <c-rOCK> also ethanol
[21:28] <Thuryn> never mind the fact that we're burning up a fuel that has a finite supply...
[21:28] <michael`> yeah, somewhat
[21:29] <c-rOCK> finite my ass
[21:29] <var> i still blame alot of it
[21:29] <var> on fucking suv's mang
[21:29] <var> and hemi'
[21:29] <var> s
[21:29] <michael`> totally
[21:29] <c-rOCK> theres enough oil for alot longer than they scare you with
[21:29] <michael`> if were concerned about consumption and not prices...
[21:29] <michael`> hey, raise the gas tax
[21:29] <michael`> people will drive less or buy more efficient cars
[21:29] <michael`> the first in the medium term, the second in the long term
[21:29] <michael`> and if we want people to just drive less and have less congestion
[21:30] <TheRat> or complaint
[21:30] <michael`> start taxing mileage
[21:30] <c-rOCK> the only reason oil is considered finite here is cause they want you to thin
[21:30] <Thuryn> c-rOCK, believe what you want. i just know that they're spending a LOT of m
[21:30] <c-rOCK> same reason there hasnt been a new refinery opened in 27 years
[21:30] <Twin`> oil technically is finite.
[21:30] <c-rOCK> yes it is
[21:30] <c-rOCK> but theres still tons of it globally
[21:30] <TheRat> oil by definition is finite
[21:30] <c-rOCK> theres more in canada than saudi arabia
[21:30] <c-rOCK> yet we dont touch that
[21:30] <c-rOCK> cause its pricey
[21:31] <TheRat> or in venezuela
[21:31] <c-rOCK> we will though
[21:31] <Thuryn> there's also the fact that the more we burn it, the more we fuck up the air,
[21:31] <c-rOCK> i doubt that
[21:31] <Twin`> you know, it's getting to the point now apparently
[21:31] <c-rOCK> the earth has been through alot worse shit than us
[21:31] <Twin`> where we need to burn it
[21:31] <Blaxtic> uhh... and it's just a big coincidence that dubya is a big oil tycoon...
[21:31] <Thuryn> c-rOCK, sure, but not with us on it
[21:31] <michael`> venezuela's oil is sour
[21:31] <Kalamazoo> if we could somehow create a fuel from people being annoying douchebags,
[21:31] <c-rOCK> venezuelas oilis ours
[21:31] <Thuryn> Kalamazoo, ah! wind power!
[21:32] <c-rOCK> we run that show
[21:32] <c-rOCK> anyway
[21:32] <Twin`> first we fucked up the earth by getting shit caught in the atmosphere and tea
[21:32] <Twin`> now, apparently
[21:32] <c-rOCK> theres plenty of oil chillin out around the earth
[21:32] <c-rOCK> supply isnt an issue
[21:32] <michael`> chlorofluorocarbons of justice
[21:32] <Twin`> smog clouds are keeping us cool.
[21:32] <Thuryn> c-rOCK, state your source.
[21:32] <Twin`> and clearing them up is making things even hotter
[21:32] <c-rOCK> the fact that they overproduce with a minimal number of plants so whenever a
[21:32] <c-rOCK> and supply cuts short
[21:32] <c-rOCK> is the reason we get issues
[21:33] <c-rOCK> 30 years people
[21:33] <c-rOCK> no new oil refineries
[21:33] <c-rOCK> why?
[21:33] <TheRat> if only the media could watch this: a serious discussion on global affairs,
[21:33] <TheRat> another sign of the end of times
[21:33] <Twin`> not really
[21:33] <Kalamazoo> apparently you missed the word "issues" in the title of this channel
[21:34] <Kalamazoo> we discuss serious business
[21:34] <ExZippo> http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=661518837l1hc.jpg
[21:34] <c-rOCK> yet the current refineries run 24/7 to produce as much as possible just to g
[21:34] <Kalamazoo> lol ExZippo
[21:34] <Twin`> this is kind of regular in these parts
[21:34] <Thuryn> i hate that pink star
[21:34] <TheRat> no new oil refineries? where?
[21:34] <bos`> nice drawn in eyebrows
[21:34] <c-rOCK> in the us
[21:34] <TheRat> as far as I know, new ones keep getting opened here...
[21:34] <Twin`> bos: i think they're just really thin cut
[21:34] <Twin`> they don't reek of mexibrow
[21:35] <TheRat> nice
[21:35] <ExZippo> http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1935/628946387l8wt.jpg
[21:36] <ExZippo> AHAHAHAHAHA
[21:36] <Kalamazoo> haha
[21:36] <Kalamazoo> i clicked it. laughed, and closed it
[21:36] <Kalamazoo> then clicked it again
[21:36] <Twin`> i'd still bang the one on the left
[21:36] <Twin`> but the one on the right genuinely looks like a man
[21:36] <bos`> ololol
[21:37] <TheRat> even if I close my eyes, I still see them
[21:37] <TheRat> those eyes...staring...
[21:37] <Twin`> you'll see alot of pictures like that in here
[21:37] <qoa> That's fucking creepy.
[21:37] <Kalamazoo> you get used to it
[21:37] <Kalamazoo> or you swear off irc
[21:38] <TheRat> you mean, like inmunity?
[21:38] <ExZippo> Got another one
[21:38] <ExZippo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/minstar/663134484_l.jpg
[21:38] <Kalamazoo> haha
[21:38] <Twin`> there are times when i leave here, and close my eyes, and see many imags of m
[21:38] <Kalamazoo> now that one is sorta creepy
[21:38] <Thuryn> the one on the right is George Michael
[21:38] <Twin`> shower time.
[21:39] <ExZippo> here's one to cleanse your eyes
[21:39] <ExZippo> http://img268.imageshack.us/my.php?image=548150540l6xr.jpg
[21:39] <Thuryn> pretty, but hate the popups
[21:40] <Thuryn> calc 10.00 / 50
[21:40] <ExZippo> no pop ups for me
[21:40] <ExZippo> LOSER
[21:41] <TheRat> same here, no popups
[21:41] <Thuryn> ;[ old mozilla here
[21:41] <Thuryn> !calc 10.00 / 50
[21:41] <TheRat> at least it ain't iexplore
[21:41] <Thuryn> man i REALLY need to upgrade this stupid lappy
[21:41] <Thuryn> RHEL 3 is starting to show its age
[21:42] <ExZippo> http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6000/helmetbong9kx9wj.jpg
[21:42] <ExZippo> Fucking awesome
[21:42] <bos`> would burn eyeballs
[21:42] <Kalamazoo> i saw someone use a gas mask to smoke pot once
[21:43] <Kalamazoo> and it was kinda scary and neat at the same time
[21:43] <TheRat> that ain't right...
[21:43] <Thuryn> i've smoked in the car before
[21:43] <Thuryn> but that's ridiculous
[21:44] <Spidey`> that is a good way to get a really bad headache
[21:44] <ExZippo> http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/772/655112475l3xi.jpg
[21:45] <Thuryn> except that chick next to him might be willing to help cure his headache
[21:45] <Kalamazoo> hahaha
[21:45] <Thuryn> okay that's fucked up
[21:46] <ExZippo> WORLDS WORST NECKBEARD http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/1567/raytime0804q
[21:47] <Thuryn> that's kurt cobain's new disguise
[21:47] <Thuryn> he's still alive, you know
[21:47] <Kalamazoo> that girl reminds me of a chick we met who we later figured out was in po
[21:47] <Thuryn> they faked his death so he could get the fuck away from C.L.
[21:47] <live> that is fucking groos
[21:47] <Thuryn> he's doing lounge music in paris
[21:47] <TheRat> http://www.caliescali.com/calenas.php
[21:48] <TheRat> cleanse your souls...
[21:48] <ExZippo> AAAAARGH
[21:48] <ExZippo> http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4189/528293140l2mp.jpg
[21:48] <ExZippo> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
[21:49] <live> what the hell
[21:49] <TheRat> wtf! where do you get this stuff
[21:50] <ExZippo> THE INTERNET
[21:50] <Thuryn> i'd hit it
[21:50] <Thuryn> with my car
[21:50] <Thuryn> and then back up
[21:51] <Kalamazoo> id hit that joke with the old stick
[21:52] <pinin> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[21:52] <Thuryn> i wasn't joking at ALL
[21:52] <Thuryn> someone NEEDS to run her (?) over
[21:52] <Thuryn> soon
[21:52] <Thuryn> i'll pay bail
[21:53] <pinin> mmmm then you can fuck his/her corpse
[21:53] <Thuryn> nah, we already saw the site for that
[21:53] <Thuryn> i just take the pictures, man
[21:53] <Thuryn> it's just a job, okay?
[21:53] <pinin> haha ok
[21:56] <TheRat> alright, its midnight, and you what that means...
[21:56] <Wabbit98> porn?
[21:56] <Thuryn> time to go "visit" your sister?
[21:57] <andrew> haha
[21:58] <TheRat> I can't possibly think of a retort...
[21:58] <Wabbit98> hehehe
[21:58] <Thuryn> yup. time for bed, then. (no, not with you)
[21:58] <Thuryn> perv
[21:59] <TheRat> im gonna try out the lucid dream inducing tapes.
[21:59] <TheRat> see you around
[22:00] <pinin> haha
[22:00] <pinin> latuh
[22:06] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[22:09] <michael`> btw
[22:09] <michael`> whoever uploaded jel -greenball to the hub
[22:09] <michael`> youre awesome
[22:09] <michael`> ive loved that album a long time now
[22:14] <pinin> i'll take the credit since everyone else is idle
[22:14] <pinin> so you're welcome
[22:15] <pinin> you are supposed to be commenting on my story in secret chan
[22:15] <pinin> and give me words of encouragment
[22:15] <pinin> ;[
[22:15] <Kalamazoo> that just piqued my curiosity
[22:15] <var> erm
[22:26] <Twin`> has someone invented a way to permanently remove chest hair yet?
[22:27] <Kalamazoo> 3rd degree burns ?
[22:27] <|silicon> electrolosis
[22:27] <Twin`> score one for silicon
[22:27] <|silicon> hehe
[22:28] <|silicon> I bought a new 2ghz proc for my laptop
[22:28] <Twin`> except isn't electroysis supposed to hurt?
[22:28] <|silicon> mines now a 1.8ghz
[22:28] <|silicon> nice part is
[22:28] <|silicon> I have a 1.5ghz laptop
[22:28] <|silicon> that can be upgraded to a 1.8
[22:28] <|silicon> :D
[22:28] <|silicon> that should make the selling price go up a little
[22:29] <Kalamazoo> nice
[22:29] <|silicon> electrolosis
[22:29] <|silicon> is just very very slow
[22:29] <Twin`> like, what if i wanted to blow all my pubes off? electrolysis would not be a
[22:29] <|silicon> not painfull
[22:30] <Kalamazoo> twin wd40 + lighter
[22:30] <|silicon> you can also wax
[22:30] <|silicon> which works for about a month of so
[22:30] <|silicon> however, I recommend trimming the grass on the field
[22:31] <|silicon> rather then shaving it
[22:31] <Kalamazoo> agreed
[22:31] <Twin`> the pubes thing was an example
[22:32] <Kalamazoo> we are just imparting wisdom its cool
[22:34] <|silicon> ya
[22:34] <|silicon> I am off to bed
[22:34] <|silicon> also the crazy fucking ex 'misses' me
[22:34] <|silicon> only thing I miss about her is fucking her
[22:34] <|silicon> I probably shouldn't tell her that
[22:35] <pinin> haha hit it and quit it
[22:35] <var> twin: nair
[22:35] <|silicon> haha
[22:38] <pinin> NEW HIKING PICTURES ARE UP
[22:38] <pinin> WHO WANTS TO SEE EM? (you have to be in the know)
[22:38] <Kalamazoo> i heard of the hiking earlier today
[22:39] <pinin> is that a "i do"?
[22:39] * Wabbit98 is not in the know
[22:39] <Kalamazoo> haha sure
[22:39] <pinin> same question for you wabbit
[22:39] <pinin> you niggaz need to be clear
[22:40] <Wabbit98> nah, no need to see them
[22:40] <pinin> FINE ASSHOLE!#@$@#$!@
[22:40] <pinin> 86 pictures away from 4,000 pics on my site :D
[22:41] <pinin> Kalamazoo you get my secret msg?
[22:41] <Kalamazoo> that place looks really nice
[22:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[22:42] <pinin> word it was a surprise cause we always go up a different way
[22:42] <pinin> going up a waterfall is always too tempting so we never went to the left
[22:42] <pinin> ;x
[22:42] <Kalamazoo> random question
[22:42] <jmx> you're off the hook jester
[22:42] <Kalamazoo> how do you do situps correctly
[22:42] <jmx> movie was good
[22:43] <Kalamazoo> or is it easier/better to do crunches
[22:43] <var> thats not even him
[22:43] <pinin> haha i told you
[22:43] <var> he's faking it
[22:43] <var> like the m oon landing
[22:43] <jmx> crunches are better for your back
[22:43] <pinin> now you understand why my movie rating system is well respected in here
[22:43] <jmx> lol
[22:43] <Wabbit98> heh
[22:43] <pinin> haha var i'm not in any of my pics
[22:43] <jmx> you still made me buy 4 movies today though
[22:44] <var> neither were the folks behind teh fraud of the moon landing
[22:44] <pinin> lol
[22:44] <jmx> you seen 12 monkeys?
[22:45] <pinin> of course
[22:46] <pinin> FUCK THE BOZOS
[22:46] <jmx> good movie or a waste of 10 bucks?
[22:46] <pinin> amazing movie
[22:47] <pinin> you haven't seen it?
[22:47] <Wabbit98> 10 bucks to rent a movie?
[22:47] <pinin> it gets a 8.2 on the jestuh scale
[22:47] <jmx> no
[22:47] <jmx> bought it for 10 bucks
[22:48] <Kalamazoo> am i nerdy for looking up how to do crunches properly on wikipedia?
[22:48] <jmx> heard good things about it and it was 10 bucks so like sky captain
[22:48] <jmx> i had to buy it
[22:48] <Wabbit98> Kalamazoo, or just stupid
[22:48] <Kalamazoo> well there are situps and crunches
[22:49] <Kalamazoo> i was curious as to the difference
[22:49] <jmx> hmm
[22:49] <Badtzmaru> crunches isolate your abs, situps do not
[22:49] <jmx> should i watch 12 monkey, sky captain or go to bed?
[22:49] <Wabbit98> 12 monkey
[22:49] <Kalamazoo> they are different movies by a long shot
[22:49] <Twin`> sky captain
[22:49] <pinin> 12 monkeys but don't fall asleep during it
[22:49] <Kalamazoo> sky captain is less deep to watch before going to bed
[22:49] <jmx> lol
[22:50] <jmx> nah im not tired
[22:50] <Wabbit98> yes just do not fall asleep in 12 monkey
[22:50] <jmx> just i have to get up at 7 tomorrow
[22:50] <Twin`> url imdb 12 monkey
[22:50] <pinkboa> - "imdb 12 monkey": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/
[22:50] <Twin`> ohhh that one
[22:50] <pinin> donut fux with terry gilliam
[22:50] <jmx> ive seen sky captain before so i'm going to go with 12 monkeys
[22:51] <pinin> <3
[22:51] <michael`> OH SHIT
[22:51] <michael`> i just realized
[22:51] <michael`> my deadpool++
[22:52] <michael`> i read this big long obituary on john kenneth galbraith in the NYT today
[22:52] <michael`> and totally forgot that he was in my deadpool
[22:53] <pinin> hahaha nice
[22:53] <michael`> oh crap.
[22:53] <michael`> no hes not
[22:53] <michael`> he was last time
[22:53] <pinin> ;[
[22:53] <michael`> and i didnt choose him this time
[22:53] <pinin> go with your first instinct!
[22:54] <michael`> http://deadpool.rotten.com/profiles/27/09/48061x6f8a7507.rss
[22:54] <michael`> how gay is that
[22:54] <michael`> i mean the last deadpool
[22:54] <pinin> um link to non-xml file plz
[22:54] <michael`> that i did from nov 04 to nov 05 or whatever
[22:54] <michael`> http://deadpool.rotten.com/profiles/27/09/48061.html
[22:55] <pinin> holy shit 341 people picked that dude
[22:58] <Twin`> i am surprised mandela isn't dead yet
[23:10] <DigDug> damn mike, sucks2bu
[23:45] <DigDug> weird
[23:45] <DigDug> it's like someone is running some kind of jammer at night
[23:45] <DigDug> i see exactly one hotspot
[23:45] <DigDug> as opposed to the usual 8 or so
[23:47] <DigDug> and it's dropping a lot
[23:50] <TMH___> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1864866
[23:51] <DigDug> michael`: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
[23:54] <DigDug> hahaha
[23:54] <DigDug> Adopting the president's poise and mannerisms, Mr Bridges told the guests: "
[23:54] <DigDug> "I will not even honour that with a response. Screw them!", with Mr Bush smi
[23:54] <DigDug> hahahaha
[23:54] <DigDug> "I believe that the government that governs best is a government that govern
[23:55] <DigDug> cspan,i hate you for using realmedia ;[
[23:57] <DigDug> wow, this is great
[23:57] <DigDug> my wireless connection drops
[23:57] <DigDug> and firefox says, "hey, no more incoming data, DOWNLOAD MUST BE FINISHED!"
[23:57] <DigDug> then i try to open the file with quicktime and it has a buffer overrun
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