Session Start: Sun Apr 30 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <timmo> it has christopher walken in it
[00:00] <jmx> theres like 3 that dont
[00:00] <timmo> im sold
[00:00] <csqrl> word to that
[00:00] <pinin> lol
[00:00] <csqrl> punch drunk love is really, really good
[00:00] <pinin> yeah it is
[00:00] <pinin> i expected total shit
[00:00] <timmo> its really really creepy
[00:00] <timmo> well not creepy
[00:00] <pinin> even though it was hyped
[00:00] <csqrl> also if anyone can find the ost to the silent hill movie, much appreciated
[00:01] <csqrl> few tracks were great
[00:01] <timmo> but off putting
[00:01] <pinin> ya
[00:01] <pinin> not creepy like the machinist
[00:01] <timmo> i can track it down in a second
[00:01] <timmo> creepy like may
[00:01] <timmo> where you watch it and feel really uncomfortable
[00:01] <timmo> to be witnessing this dudes breakdown
[00:01] <jmx> may?
[00:01] <timmo> may
[00:01] <pinin> May
[00:01] <jmx> i think ive seen it, something to do with a girl making a perfect man out of pe
[00:02] <jmx> or is that a different movie
[00:02] <timmo> ya
[00:02] <timmo> but thats not quite the plot
[00:02] <pinin> pen still hasn't seen Lord of War even though he's ukranian and lives in brig
[00:02] <pinin> ;[
[00:02] <jmx> just looked it up
[00:03] <jmx> ive seen it but dont remember it all that clearly, probably would come to me if
[00:04] <timmo> i could have sworn i had a link to the silent hill ost
[00:04] <timmo> but it looks like all i have are games
[00:05] <pinin> ;[
[00:05] <Jimmothy> the movie was ok
[00:06] <timmo> god dammit
[00:06] <timmo> i accidentally smacked a horse in the face
[00:06] <timmo> and now the legion is arresting me
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> hahaha
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> i hate that shit
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> i accidentally picked up items in that game a lot
[00:06] <Kalamazoo> and they yelled thief and ganked me
[00:07] <timmo> the horse jumped infront of a wolf
[00:07] <timmo> so i hacked it in the face
[00:07] <timmo> assholes
[00:08] <timmo> oh son of a bitch
[00:08] <timmo> the closest jail is apparently right next to where i departed
[00:08] <timmo> and i was halfway to my destination;[
[00:08] <Jimmothy> whatre you playing?
[00:09] <timmo> oblivion
[00:09] <Jimmothy> ah
[00:09] <Jimmothy> a friend of mine is playing it
[00:10] <Jimmothy> to the point hell talk about it without realising we dont get it
[00:10] <timmo> i do that:x
[00:10] <Jimmothy> "oh! i slept in a tent right, and i woke up, and i was a va,pire! somethin
[00:10] <timmo> but i provide context!
[00:10] <timmo> im glad im not a vampire
[00:11] <Stereo``> yeah it's kinda hard to tell when you catch diseases
[00:11] <Jimmothy> i thought it was kinda funny
[00:11] <Stereo``> if you're not watching the text at the top
[00:11] <Stereo``> then you can miss it
[00:11] <Stereo``> and only notice cause it gives -stat
[00:11] <timmo> i did get this cool dagger though
[00:12] <michael`> .url newegg
[00:12] <Tubbee> http://www.newegg.com/
[00:12] <timmo> i guess if you kill enough people
[00:12] <Stereo``> i've killed a bunch of bandits
[00:12] <timmo> the dark brotherhood sends some creepy dude to talk to you when you sleep
[00:12] <Stereo``> and "enemy guards"
[00:12] <timmo> nah im talking like people who havent done anything
[00:12] <Stereo``> and some random person in bruma
[00:12] <Stereo``> after the randm person they approached me
[00:12] <timmo> i stabbed a bunch of pagans in the face
[00:12] <var> heh the assasin guild made my womang a vampire once she joined
[00:13] <Stereo``> yeah i broke into someone's house
[00:13] <Stereo``> and when i got to their bed i had an urg
[00:13] <Stereo``> urge
[00:13] <Stereo``> so i stabbed them in the back
[00:13] <Stereo``> and did a bunch of sneak damage
[00:13] <timmo> i wanted to be an orc assassin, but i figured the two wouldnt work together
[00:13] <timmo> so im a dark elf
[00:13] <timmo> theif
[00:14] <Stereo``> my skills kinda clash
[00:14] <Stereo``> i should have planned it better
[00:14] <Jimmothy> this sucks. drymouth, hangover and listening to music is making my head th
[00:14] <Stereo``> i know how to stop ... 2 of those
[00:14] <pinin> Precalculus for Christian Schools
[00:14] <pinin> A line can be described either by its slope (a ratio) or by its inclination (
[00:14] <timmo> orcs can do more face bashing
[00:14] <pinin> ROFL
[00:15] <timmo> but i figured they couldnt magic well enough
[00:15] <pinin> snow should like that
[00:15] <pinin> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1579246141/102-5230175-9603307?v=glance&n=28
[00:15] <Stereo``> i'm not sure what i can do well
[00:15] <Stereo``> stabbing people in the back probably
[00:15] <Stereo``> i run around with near 100 sneak skill and they never see me coming
[00:16] <Blaxtic> pinin: wtf?!
[00:17] <pinin> hahaha no idea
[00:18] * ParanoidT is now known as MinuteMan
[00:19] <michael`> in tropico, if you make the schools parochial, it makes the kids more reli
[00:19] <michael`> but the education's quality is 15% worse
[00:19] <michael`> and now i see why
[00:19] <Kalamazoo> lol
[00:19] <Stereo``> so
[00:20] <Stereo``> would a jewish nazi just commit suicide
[00:22] <Blaxtic> Stereo'' - you a hitler hugger?
[00:23] <Stereo``> only if nuclear arms count
[00:25] <pinin> haha michael yeah
[00:25] <Blaxtic> so you're not a 4-20 guy. good to hear
[00:25] <pinin> i love hitler but i dunno about hugging guys
[00:26] <jmx> you only hug them if by hug one means clutching them for balance as you fuck em
[00:26] <sxh> you know
[00:26] <sxh> i have amazon prime
[00:26] <sxh> i should order some fucking books
[00:26] <sxh> shieet
[00:26] <Blaxtic> lol
[00:27] <Blaxtic> l8r yall - 2l8
[00:27] <pinin> word i do to but haven't used it yet
[00:27] <pinin> i'll be home in 2 weeks where it is setup
[00:31] <timmo> whoa
[00:31] <jmx> jester, you seen this yet? http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
[00:31] <timmo> i just found some awesome dagger
[00:33] <pinin> i knew he was doing it but didn't get any news on it yet
[00:33] <pinin> that's hilarious
[00:34] <pinin> dotlink that, i'm approving shit right now
[00:35] <jmx> .link http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104 Colbert does the Whit
[00:35] <poopy> jmx - http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html - queued
[00:35] <jmx> screwed up link
[00:35] <jmx> ;\
[00:36] <jmx> .link http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/29/stephen_colbert_kick.html Colbert at
[00:36] <poopy> jmx - http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/29/stephen_colbert_kick.html - Colber
[00:36] <jmx> there
[00:37] <pinin> ;]
[00:37] <pinin> i'll fix first one...script doesn't like symbols
[00:37] <pinin> i shall alert claws about the problem
[00:37] <pinin> (and by alert i mean i just did by mentioning him)
[00:38] <jmx> lol
[00:41] <sxh> who knows a site with cool links i should seriously visit every day
[00:42] <Jimmothy> shaft!
[00:42] <sxh> ok
[00:43] <sxh> that was clever, and for a second i thought about running along with that
[00:43] <sxh> but then i realized i would be aggrandizing blaxploitation
[00:43] <sxh> you fucking racist
[00:43] <sxh> ;[
[00:44] <pinin> haha
[00:44] <pinin> www.sadhat.com
[00:44] <Jimmothy> well that made no sense in my hurt head
[00:44] <Jimmothy> whatre you doing up at this hour?
[00:44] <sxh> anal sex
[00:44] <Jimmothy> i wake up at like half 6ish
[00:44] <Jimmothy> n cant get back to school
[00:45] <sxh> i must further mention that i am heterosexual
[00:45] <Zera> naturally i pay attention right when 'anal sex' shows up
[00:45] <Jimmothy> n cant get back to school
[00:45] <Jimmothy> sleep**
[00:45] <Jimmothy> i think my sis needs to go back to sleep
[00:45] <Jimmothy> msn sucks
[00:45] <sxh> zera: i try to bring rectal pleasure to the forefront of female thought
[00:45] <sxh> unfortunately my evangelism must hopelessly be plagued by my male followers
[00:45] <Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it in the ass from a chick
[00:45] <sxh> acolytes of anal
[00:45] <jmx> you have it on highlight dont you zera
[00:46] * sxh changes topic to '<Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it
[00:46] <Zera> XD
[00:46] <Jimmothy> i think with that in my ass
[00:46] <Jimmothy> the last thing id be is comfortable
[00:46] * sxh hoots like a cowboy! yee-haw
[00:46] <Zera> well guys have a g-spot up there...
[00:46] <sxh> >cough<
[00:47] <sxh> you're a disgrace to heterosexuals everywhere
[00:47] <sxh> once you start sticking PENIS-LIKE devices
[00:47] <sxh> used in a PENIS-LIKE fashion
[00:47] <sxh> complete with thrusting by another human being
[00:47] <Zera> yeh but its a chick
[00:47] <sxh> that you don't really see
[00:47] <sxh> because anal sex is usually from behind
[00:48] <Jimmothy> its ok sxh, we have a g-spot up there that makes it allright to infiltrate
[00:48] <sxh> it might as well be a guy at that point
[00:48] <sxh> exactly jimmothy
[00:48] <Zera> yeh but with a guy you have the unhappy feeling of them cumming in your ass
[00:48] <sxh> your sarcastic, clever wit completely nails it
[00:48] <Jimmothy> its like saying theres nothing wrong with heroin
[00:48] <Jimmothy> 'its ok, it gets you high'
[00:48] <sxh> simulating anal sex with another man even though the "actor" is a woman is the
[00:48] <Zera> hah
[00:49] <sxh> it's still a woman playing the part of the man
[00:49] <sxh> you're still in denial about it
[00:49] <Zera> yeh well, im wierd then
[00:49] <sxh> disgrace to your heterosexuality
[00:49] <sxh> get out of my sight
[00:49] <sxh> bottom of the nick list
[00:49] * Zera goes back to idle
[00:49] <Jimmothy> 'bottom of the nicklist'
[00:49] <Jimmothy> haah
[00:50] <Jimmothy> e-goto your room
[00:50] * sxh blushes
[00:50] <Zera> and then what?
[00:50] <sxh> wack off to your pervert homo fantasies
[00:50] <sxh> weirdo
[00:50] <sxh> fuck if i know
[00:51] <sxh> why don't you get some of that cannibal porn too
[00:51] <sxh> while you're at it
[00:51] <sxh> anthrophagia or some shit
[00:51] <Jimmothy> atleast with your own hand you can pretend its a guys hand real easily
[00:51] <Zera> just how much human would i have to eat to be a cannibal?
[00:51] <sxh> sicko
[00:51] <Jimmothy> the cock will prolly do for you
[00:51] <sxh> that's like asking how much hair on your head you have to have to be bald
[00:51] <sxh> it's a retarded question
[00:51] <Zera> pretty much yeh
[00:52] <sxh> you're just a sicko
[00:52] <Zera> well youre not 'completly' bald at some point
[00:52] <sxh> with perverted homosexual fantasies you keep repressed
[00:52] <Zera> but once you lose that final hair, yeh its completely bald
[00:52] <Zera> so i figure theres a not 'completely' cannibal
[00:52] <sxh> the fact that you buzz up when an attactive straight man mentions anal sex as y
[00:52] <sxh> imagine that
[00:52] <jmx> some people just dabble in cannibalism?
[00:52] <Zera> not like i read the rest of the convo
[00:53] <sxh> go sit on your thumb
[00:53] <Zera> but then i cant type...oh i see
[00:53] <Zera> :(
[00:54] <sxh> i've had it with you, zera
[00:54] <sxh> you can't even type one-handed
[00:54] <sxh> like every heterosexual human male
[00:54] <Zera> i can, just generally im eating at the time
[00:54] <sxh> that wacks it to the internet
[00:54] <Zera> its too slow
[00:54] <sxh> you're a bottom, aren't you
[00:54] <Zera> why would i wanna talk here when im whacking?
[00:54] <sxh> I HAVE EXPOSED YOU
[00:54] <Zera> thatd mean im whacking to youse
[00:54] <Zera> i dont think youd want that
[00:54] <Jimmothy> i talk here while whacking all the time
[00:54] <Zera> ...
[00:54] <Zera> that scares me
[00:54] <Jimmothy> im whacking right now
[00:55] <sxh> here today in #geekissues, last bastion of heterosexuality on the internet
[00:55] <jmx> multi tasking motherfucker
[00:55] <Jimmothy> well, whacking a red headed step child
[00:55] <Jimmothy> but thats ok
[00:55] <Zera> ahh i see
[00:55] <Jimmothy> hes not my penis
[00:55] <Zera> yeh thats alot better than thinking of me taking it in the ass while whacking
[00:55] <Jimmothy> i whack that kid while i shove it in his mothers ass while ircing
[00:56] <Zera> thats the way
[00:56] <sxh> homosexual and incestuous
[00:56] <sxh> heathen
[00:57] <Zera> well i am satanist <_<
[00:57] * sxh yells, "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL! S-X-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[00:58] <pinin> snow why you hating on satanists?
[00:58] <Zera> not like we crucified jesus
[00:58] <sxh> he-man would have cleaved his head off
[00:58] <sxh> i merely /kick
[00:58] <pinin> hahaha
[00:58] <Zera> for that im grateful
[00:58] <Zera> i like my head
[00:58] <Twinge-> He just wanted an excuse to be He-man for a moment, and I certainly can't f
[00:59] <pinin> haha oh man i'm ordering a shirt from some crazy gun nut
[00:59] <jmx> satanists are lame, satan was the loser of that fairy tale
[00:59] <pinin> i hope he doesn't store my addy when the cops arrest him for illegal arms
[00:59] <jmx> why worship a loser
[00:59] <pinin> ;[
[00:59] <pinin> satanists don't worship satan
[00:59] <Zera> for one thing, satanists dont worship satan...
[00:59] <pinin> at least not real ones
[00:59] <jmx> thats cuz hes a loser
[00:59] <pinin> lol
[00:59] <jmx> he cant even get worshippers
[01:00] <pinin> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y295/shop_rat45/t-shirt-vote.gif noindex
[01:00] <pinin> that's what i'm buying ;x
[01:00] <Zera> its simply the name we were given when we started deviating from christianity
[01:00] <jmx> got his ass kicked by a dead guy
[01:00] <jmx> nice jester
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[01:01] * Topic is '<Zera> im comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to take it in the ass
[01:01] * Set by sxh!~sxh@cpe-70-112-130-105.austin.res.rr.com on Sun Apr 30 00:46:03
[01:01] <jmx> i deviate by not believing in god and all that bullshit at all
[01:01] <Zera> exactly
[01:01] <Zera> i just make it my mission to undermine anyone who preaches at me
[01:01] <jmx> there is no god or satan or any of that ther bullshit
[01:01] <timmo> ahhhhhh
[01:01] <timmo> this oj has pulp in it
[01:02] <pinin> pulp rocks
[01:02] <Zera> people who preach their shit that everyone is going to hell unless they do wha
[01:02] <jmx> i enjoy being witness too when im bored and looking for a good argument
[01:02] <timmo> pulp sucks
[01:02] <timmo> if i wanted to eat pulp
[01:02] <timmo> id buy an orange
[01:02] <timmo> you dont get apple guice with pulp in it
[01:02] <timmo> or grape juice
[01:02] <jmx> pulp is like eating an orange without having to waste time peeling it ;[
[01:02] <Zera> brb, dinner
[01:03] <pinin> ya i hate peeling ;[
[01:03] <timmo> http://andrediamant.free.fr/duracell
[01:03] <timmo> http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/538/snapshot200604300204104wj.jpg
[01:03] <jmx> http://www.usersmanualguide.com/
[01:04] <jmx> i usually only eat oranges at christmas
[01:04] <timmo> http://andrediamant.free.fr/videos/duracell_space_harrier_umpire.wmv
[01:09] <pinin> snow you will like this
[01:09] <pinin> other people might like it too
[01:09] <pinin> http://www.archimedes-lab.org/numbers/Num1_69.html
[01:09] <pinin> During any police lineup the suspects wear nos. 2 through 9 because it is con
[01:09] <pinin> nice
[01:10] <Zera> back
[01:10] <timmo> how is that too subjective/
[01:10] <timmo> do they think people are that retarded
[01:10] <timmo> they would pick #1 due to the number?
[01:11] <pinin> peole are that retarded ;[
[01:11] <pinin> i'm sure they used to have 1 at some point
[01:11] <pinin> and noticed like 70% of people picked one
[01:11] <pinin> ;[
[01:11] <Stereo``> The Czech phrase: Strc prst skrz krk meaning "thrust finger through neck",
[01:11] <Stereo``> uh
[01:12] <Stereo``> why would you use that phrase
[01:12] <jmx> its subliminal
[01:12] <Stereo``> have you ever done that "pick a number from 1 to 4"
[01:12] <Stereo``> most people will say 3
[01:12] <timmo> stereo: telling someone how to kill someone else
[01:12] <pinin> hahaa
[01:12] <sxh> well
[01:12] <sxh> there is something called the cardinal number rule
[01:13] <pinin> 15,768 / 03,942 = 4
[01:13] <pinin> (in the fraction above all digits from 0 to 9 were used once)
[01:13] <sxh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benford's_law
[01:14] <pinin> What English word contains all 5 vowels once?
[01:14] <pinin> Answer: sequoia, uncopyrightable
[01:15] <pinin> 1 human being out of 5 is a Chinese farmer.
[01:15] <pinin> haha good fact
[01:15] <jmx> lol
[01:15] <timmo> haha
[01:15] <jmx> all those chinese farmers and they are still a net imported of food, what a bun
[01:16] <jmx> importer
[01:16] <Stereo``> yeah what crap
[01:16] <jmx> goes to show if you're looking to hire someone for your farm
[01:16] <pinin> 1/7 = 0.142857142857142857...
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 2 = 285714
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 3 = 428571
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 4 = 571428
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 5 = 714285
[01:16] <pinin> 142857 x 6 = 857142
[01:16] <jmx> dont hire a chinaman
[01:16] <pinin> whoa that rocks
[01:16] <timmo> wow
[01:16] <timmo> archive.org is awesome
[01:16] <timmo> http://www.archive.org/details/BravoFnBravoRH
[01:16] <pinin> jea it is timmo
[01:16] <Stereo``> yeah the 1/7 sequence is interesting
[01:17] <timmo> well i knew it was awesome
[01:17] <timmo> but not this awesome
[01:17] <pinin> stereo notice the same numbers on each line
[01:17] <timmo> theres a bravo fucking bravo show up
[01:17] <pinin> just scrambled
[01:17] <Stereo``> not scrambled
[01:17] <Stereo``> just starts at a different point
[01:17] <pinin> ah word good eye
[01:18] <pinin> (987'654'321 - (123'456'789 + 9)) / 7 = 123'456'789
[01:18] <timmo> no offense
[01:18] <timmo> but you guys
[01:18] <timmo> are fucking nerds
[01:18] <Stereo``> 14 56 224
[01:18] <Stereo``> 28 112 448
[01:18] <Stereo``> 1428571428
[01:19] <timmo> also
[01:19] <timmo> http://desktopgaming.com/browse.php
[01:20] <pinin> rofl numbers are fun ;[
[01:21] <jmx> geek
[01:21] <Stereo``> i've never actually checked if there was a similar pattern in other bases
[01:21] <Stereo``> partly cause i wouldn't know how to find it
[01:22] <pinin> haha nice site timmo
[01:22] <pinin> http://desktopgaming.com/desktops/thumbnails/181.jpg
[01:22] <jmx> also you unsleeping freak, im like at least one time zone behind you and still
[01:22] <pinin> you pussy
[01:22] <pinin> you talked me into staying out
[01:22] <pinin> up
[01:22] <Zera> why is it i always look back when words like bed and pussy show up...
[01:22] <jmx> ;[
[01:22] <jmx> pussy beats anal sex you fag
[01:22] <Zera> dont knock it til you tried it
[01:23] <Stereo``> are you suggesting anal sex with cats?
[01:23] <Zera> not really
[01:23] <Zera> just that judgement be reserved til after its attempted
[01:23] <jmx> no
[01:24] <jmx> some things are just fucking stupid
[01:24] <Zera> ah well, im having a good laugh
[01:24] <Zera> so its all good
[01:24] <jmx> the whole you cant knock something til youve tried it argument is dumb
[01:25] <Stereo``> yeah
[01:25] <Stereo``> i'm not lighting my head on fire just cause soemone says it feels good
[01:25] <pinin> only cause you never try ANYTHING
[01:26] <Zera> lighting your head on fire actually is dumb
[01:26] <Zera> because its likely to end in death
[01:26] <timmo> [02:24] [jmx] the whole you cant knock something til youve tried it argument
[01:26] <Zera> or atleast severe scarring..hmm
[01:26] <timmo> it depends on how absurd the claim is
[01:26] <timmo> like if someone were trying to get you to eat like
[01:26] <timmo> snails for instance
[01:26] <Stereo``> meh
[01:26] <timmo> a whole culture finds snail a tasty food
[01:26] <timmo> but if they were like
[01:27] <timmo> DONT KNOCK NAILING YOUR PENIS TO A BOARD
[01:27] <Stereo``> i kinda don't like eating shrimp
[01:27] <timmo> then yeah, i can see how thats a little retarded
[01:27] <Stereo``> cause they're not gutted or anything
[01:27] <Stereo``> and sometimes you can see their intestines
[01:27] <pinin> word timmo
[01:27] <Stereo``> with crap in them
[01:27] <pinin> 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
[01:27] <pinin> 12 x 9 + 3 = 111
[01:27] <pinin> 123 x 9 + 4 = 1 111
[01:27] <pinin> 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11 111
[01:27] <pinin> 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111 111
[01:27] <pinin> 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1 111 111
[01:27] <pinin> those whacky 9s!
[01:27] <jmx> on snails or acquired taste foods in general
[01:27] <Stereo``> drinkig urine
[01:27] <jmx> why the fuck does one bother to aquire the taste at all?
[01:27] <Zera> bad timing to say i need a drink -_-
[01:28] <jmx> you piss drinking faggot
[01:28] <daze> escargo
[01:28] <Badtzmaru> you forgot 0 x 9 + 1 = 1
[01:28] <timmo> why is it
[01:28] <pinin> it wasn't on this site
[01:28] <timmo> whenever i mention something fucked up
[01:28] <pinin> good catch
[01:28] <timmo> like people nailing their penis to a board
[01:28] <timmo> badtz shows up
[01:28] <Zera> its on highlight
[01:29] <pinin> i'm 95% sure he has "nigger" on a trigger and 60% sure he has "penis" on trig
[01:29] <pinin> ;x
[01:29] <jmx> lol
[01:29] <Badtzmaru> nah
[01:29] <Badtzmaru> just looked over
[01:29] <jmx> he just has remarkable timing
[01:29] <Zera> wtf! random1 on bash.org now gives me all the anal sex jokes
[01:30] <kitchen> Zera: it must know what you like
[01:30] <pinin> 'Eleven plus two' is the anagram of 'twelve plus one'.
[01:30] <pinin> hahaha
[01:30] <jmx> lol
[01:30] <Stereo``> nice
[01:31] <anthill> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/16695_13.jpg nws
[01:31] <jmx> the math humour is putting me to sleep
[01:31] <kitchen> yummy
[01:31] <pinin> The fear of number 13 is called 'Triskadekaphobia'.
[01:31] <Zera> i have a feeling youd all go nuts if i were to also say i was into sadomasochi
[01:31] <pinin> i thought you already went to sleep pussy? ;x
[01:31] <Stereo``> i thought it was triskaidekaphobia
[01:31] <jmx> nah
[01:31] <kitchen> Zera: nah, there are enough BME guys in here that BDSM is the norm
[01:31] <jmx> just said that i should
[01:31] <Stereo``> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triskaidekaphobia
[01:31] <Zera> ah okay
[01:31] <Stereo``> wikipedia backs me up
[01:32] <pinin> will wikipedia save your from my fist?
[01:32] <kitchen> if BME isn't masochism, I don't know what it is ;P
[01:32] <jmx> got shit planned for tomorrow
[01:32] <kitchen> pinin: haha
[01:32] <timmo> man that would suck
[01:32] <timmo> youre using your computer
[01:32] <timmo> and are like
[01:32] <timmo> honey... the mouse smells like vagina again
[01:32] <Badtzmaru> BME != masochism
[01:32] <Badtzmaru> case in point, I hate pain
[01:32] <timmo> parts of it are
[01:32] <jmx> wuss
[01:33] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: there's plenty of self mutilation on BME
[01:33] <Zera> what is BME?
[01:33] <kitchen> self mutilation = masochism imo
[01:33] <kitchen> Zera: body mod ezine
[01:33] <Zera> stupid abbrev.s
[01:33] <Zera> ahh
[01:33] <timmo> www.bmezine.com
[01:33] <Zera> haha, so not clicking that
[01:33] <kitchen> Zera: it's not that bad
[01:33] <jmx> coward
[01:33] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: and parents get their daughters ears pierced and sons circumsize
[01:33] <Stereo``> body mods
[01:33] <jmx> you know you want to
[01:33] <kitchen> the really hardcore shit you have to be a member for
[01:33] <Badtzmaru> both are pretty horrible things to do to a kid
[01:33] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: nope
[01:34] <timmo> theres also a surprising amount of porn on bme
[01:34] <Stereo``> i thought kids chose to pierce their ears
[01:34] <timmo> like
[01:34] <timmo> really surprising
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> most little girls do not
[01:34] <Zera> *sighs* *clicks*
[01:34] <timmo> one might even think it were a porn site
[01:34] <jmx> ears are horrible to do to a kid?
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> with a gun, yes.
[01:34] <pinin> The Italians foolishly think that 17 is unlucky, and they are very superstiti
[01:34] <timmo> jmx: its a consent thing
[01:34] <kitchen> what's so bad about a gun?
[01:34] <jmx> most girls that i know chose to have it done
[01:34] <timmo> plus piercing with a gun, is bad
[01:34] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: check out the wiki
[01:34] <Zera> wow that bme site is gay
[01:34] <timmo> kitchen: it basically brute forces shit through your ear
[01:34] <Stereo``> i dunno
[01:34] <kitchen> ahh
[01:34] <Stereo``> my sister wanted to get her ears pierced
[01:34] <Zera> totally not what i was expecting
[01:34] <timmo> mangles the shit out of it
[01:35] <Stereo``> but my parents said no until she was like 14
[01:35] <kitchen> i always thought the gun was better because it was quicker
[01:35] <timmo> nope
[01:35] <kitchen> k
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> news
[01:35] <timmo> shannon has a write up on it somewhere
[01:35] <kitchen> I learned something today :)
[01:35] <timmo> ill see if i can track it down
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> oh hrmm
[01:35] <kitchen> timmo: no worries, I believe you
[01:35] <Badtzmaru> the gun seems to not be in the wiki
[01:35] <kitchen> I have no piercings, so I'm completely ignorant
[01:35] <kitchen> which reminds me, I should get my tat worked on
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.gif
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.html
[01:37] <timmo> http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20030509.html
[01:37] <jmx> night
[01:38] <timmo> badtz: http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Piercing_Gun
[01:38] <Badtzmaru> meh
[01:38] <Badtzmaru> searching for gun doesnt return that page
[01:38] <jmx> doesnt cover ear piercings really though
[01:39] <Badtzmaru> gun = evil period
[01:39] <timmo> jmx: unsterile and it tears skin
[01:39] <Badtzmaru> and most people who get little girls ears done get them done with guns
[01:39] <timmo> should cover it not going near anyone
[01:39] <kitchen> yea
[01:39] <kitchen> they don't put a fresh needle in every time? that's retarded
[01:39] <timmo> im going to play more oblivion now
[01:40] <jmx> so they should come at the kid with a needle then?
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: you suck. Nothing anywhere near me is open where I can get it
[01:40] <jmx> that'd really put them at ease
[01:40] <Badtzmaru> they should let the kid wait and decide to get them done.
[01:40] <timmo> kitchen: you could always download it
[01:40] <timmo> unless youre playing on the 360
[01:40] <timmo> and im sure theres a walmart around you somewhere
[01:40] <pinin> haha i just glanced up and saw <Badtzmaru> gun = evil period, and thoug
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: yea but that would take as long as waiting until tomorrow to buy it
[01:40] <jmx> a lot of girls do decide when they are like 5-6
[01:40] <kitchen> timmo: none of them are 24 hours
[01:40] <timmo> gay
[01:40] <Badtzmaru> pinin: Im all for shooting people.
[01:41] <kitchen> there's no 24 hour anything near me but gas stations
[01:41] <pinin> hell yeah
[01:41] <timmo> where the hell do you live
[01:41] <jmx> just not for piercing purposes
[01:41] <kitchen> timmo: anaheim
[01:41] <Badtzmaru> jmx: I convinced my sister to get my neices ears done proper, my neice di
[01:41] <jmx> fucking hypocrit
[01:41] <Badtzmaru> she was about 5 I think
[01:41] <kitchen> you'd think in the middle of a huge metro area, there'd be some sort of 24
[01:41] <timmo> wtf anaheim doesnt have a 24hr walmart?
[01:41] <kitchen> but noooooooooooo
[01:41] <kitchen> timmo: nope
[01:41] <timmo> weird
[01:41] <kitchen> i called all 4 that are within 20 miles of me
[01:42] <Stereo``> dunno why people would get thir kids ears pierced anyway
[01:42] <kitchen> I don't want the game badly enough to spend an hour driving to get it
[01:42] <kitchen> Stereo``: if my kid wanted his/her ears pierced, i'd do it
[01:42] <Stereo``> it seems a pretty pointless way to spend money
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> kitchen: I got bored of oblivion in a week
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> *shrug*
[01:42] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: but you played WoW, no/
[01:42] <Stereo``> and most 5 year olds don't have their own income yet
[01:42] <Badtzmaru> I havent played wow in some time either
[01:42] <kitchen> I've heard that people who have played WoW very much thought oblivion sucke
[01:42] <jmx> not like its expensive
[01:43] <kitchen> yea ear piercing at a 'pro' shop is what, $50 ?
[01:43] <kitchen> + jewelry
[01:43] <jmx> i doubt its that much even
[01:43] <Badtzmaru> the jewelr is whats expensive
[01:43] <kitchen> yea
[01:43] <kitchen> an ear piercing is pretty straightforward
[01:43] <Badtzmaru> the acutl piercing is like $10 buks at most places for ears
[01:43] <jmx> its only as expensive as you make it
[01:43] <kitchen> not like they're trying to do a subclavicle or a prince albert
[01:44] <jmx> if you go out buying $500 earrings and shit then sure its expensive
[01:44] <jmx> but you dont have to do that
[01:44] <kitchen> hehe y ea
[01:44] <kitchen> I should get some sort of piercing.
[01:44] <kitchen> I definitely don't want plugs though, I'm not a fan of plugs
[01:44] <Badtzmaru> I need to get my arm finished =/
[01:45] <kitchen> what kind of piercing do you guys recommend?
[01:45] <jmx> not eyebrow
[01:45] <kitchen> for a newbie that is :)
[01:45] <Badtzmaru> 's up to personal preference
[01:45] <jmx> cuz they look dumb
[01:45] <kitchen> jmx: definitely not
[01:45] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: i'm thinking something in my ear
[01:46] <jmx> not a fan of nose piercings on guys either
[01:46] <jmx> though it can be hot on a girl
[01:46] <kitchen> I don't know what it's called but I used to want to get this ear piercing d
[01:46] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:46] <Badtzmaru> industrial
[01:46] <kitchen> 2 holes, the balls are on the back side of the ear
[01:46] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: that's what it's called?
[01:46] <Badtzmaru> yep
[01:47] <kitchen> awesome
[01:47] <Badtzmaru> they can be a bitch to heal if they arent done well
[01:47] <kitchen> yea
[01:47] <kitchen> well, I'm in anaheim, I'm sure there are plenty of good shops around
[01:49] <kitchen> wow, there's a shop right down the street from me :)
[01:50] <kitchen> http://www.actiontattoo.net/
[01:50] <pinin> jmx
[01:51] <kitchen> Badtzmaru: any idea how much an industrial would cost (the piercing itself,
[01:51] <Badtzmaru> no idea.
[01:53] <pinin> aight lord of war is over
[01:53] <pinin> bedtime
[01:57] <Zera> lol
[01:58] <kitchen> ahh, so it is a real person
[01:58] <Rjx> Movie star JAKE GYLLENHAAL has shocked American Gulf War veterans by joking the
[01:58] <Zera> or a perceptive bot
[01:58] <kitchen> Zera: tru, tru
[01:59] <kitchen> AWW FUCK
[01:59] <kitchen> one of my case fans is dead
[01:59] <kitchen> meh.
[02:09] <Zera> now honestly...when someone randomly sends you a file called "youngfreshpussy.
[02:10] <Zera> its gonna fuck your computer in some way
[02:10] <Rjx> Thero
[02:11] <Zera> heh
[02:11] <Zera> really?
[02:15] <Zera> mmm slave
[02:17] <slave-zx> mm
[02:17] <hermes> bring me my lunch!
[02:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:47] <Zera> and yeh, gday here too
[02:48] <Cadbury> Hello, interesting topic this room has... Well 'Zera' I must say you're mor
[02:48] <Zera> when yknow what you like you dont fear persecution for it ;)
[02:49] <Cadbury> I'll have to take your word for it mate, rofl.
[02:50] <Cadbury> Your sense of freedom leds down dark and dangerous paths I don't particular
[02:50] <Cadbury> Industry *
[02:50] <Cadbury> So Zera, ...you're a regular ass bandit huh ?
[02:51] <Zera> heh
[02:51] <Zera> i resent that term mate lol
[02:51] <Cadbury> How's that going for you ?
[02:51] <Zera> its a pain in the ass sometimes
[02:51] <Zera> err
[02:51] <Zera> figuratively speaking
[02:51] <Cadbury> Ass bandit ? It's not offensive, purely a comical term.
[02:51] <Cadbury> And it has friends too.
[02:51] <Cadbury> Lots of them.
[02:52] <Cadbury> Rope sucker, knob jockey, fudge packer, fag... Homo, anal assassin, donut p
[02:52] <Zera> hey it specifies female yknow
[02:53] <Cadbury> But uh, if your main dietary suppliment is high protien ballsac stew then t
[02:53] <Cadbury> */me shrugs.
[02:54] * Cadbury shrugs.
[02:54] <Zera> oh come on it says chick...
[02:54] <Cadbury> You're no chick, I bet you're a 'shim'.
[02:54] <Cadbury> Aren't you ?
[02:54] <Zera> not saying i was a chick
[02:54] <Zera> just that the topic specifies a girl doing it
[02:54] <Zera> and wtf is a shim
[02:54] <Cadbury> And I have a sneaking suspiscion you're into bestiality as well.
[02:54] <Zera> leave the rooster out of this
[02:54] <Cadbury> Shim = She Male.
[02:54] <Zera> i was clearly drunk
[02:55] <Cadbury> It's nothing to be ashamed of Zera.
[02:55] <Cadbury> If you like K-9 ballsac stew that also is your choice.
[02:55] * Cadbury shrugs once more.
[02:55] <Zera> my poor brain -_-
[02:56] <Cadbury> Bah, screw your brain, you don't need it anyway...
[02:56] <Zera> you into necrophelia then?
[02:56] <Cadbury> Hell yeah.
[02:56] <Zera> ...
[02:56] <Cadbury> I'd try anything twice.
[02:57] <Zera> hence i dont need a brain, youd want me dead
[02:57] <Cadbury> For sure.
[02:57] <Cadbury> You can be my little 'Gothic Princess' names Toaster !
[02:57] <Cadbury> ROFL !
[02:57] <Zera> damn you cad...
[02:57] <Cadbury> HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
[02:57] <Durandal_> hello
[02:57] <Zera> hey dur
[02:57] <Cadbury> G'day.
[02:57] <Durandal_> so i just got back from work and it's 6am
[02:57] <Durandal_> holy shit
[02:57] <Durandal_> grad nights fucking suck
[02:58] <Durandal_> we had these stupid ass bands play for these snot nosed punks
[02:58] <Durandal_> i don't know
[02:58] <Cadbury> Durandal, have you met my mate here, Zera ? His real name's 'Gothic Princes
[02:58] <Durandal_> some band called fallout boy or some shit
[02:58] * Cadbury grins ear to ear.
[02:58] <Durandal_> yeah
[02:58] <Zera> damn you cad! XD
[02:58] <Durandal_> who the fuck is zera and why does everyone talk about his ass
[02:58] <Durandal_> god damn
[02:59] <Durandal_> also people who use emotes are massive homosexuals
[02:59] * Cadbury explaims REALLY !?
[02:59] <Cadbury> Exclaims *
[02:59] <Zera> you fail at life cos you cant spell
[02:59] <Cadbury> Shut up you cluey bitch.
[02:59] <Zera> yknow you love it
[03:00] * Cadbury pimp slaps Zera with a handfull of talcom powder because cocaine would be wasted
[03:00] <Cadbury> You've been smacked and told bitch... know your place.
[03:01] <Zera> but the effort
[03:01] <Cadbury> I'm so going to cop a shovel to the head next time we hang out huh Z ?
[03:01] <Zera> itd break
[03:01] <Cadbury> Sshhh !?
[03:01] <Cadbury> L.O.T.R Style... keep it secret, keep it safe.
[03:02] <Zera> but youve always got your red ring out
[03:02] <Zera> why keep it a secret?
[03:02] <Cadbury> That's because it's awsome and I have to keep and eye on it, everyone tries
[03:02] <Durandal_> god
[03:03] <Durandal_> sometimes i wish i still had ops
[03:03] <Zera> lma
[03:03] <Zera> lmao*
[03:03] <Cadbury> Hahahahaha.
[03:03] <Cadbury> I bet.
[03:03] <Durandal_> fucking faggots
[03:03] <Zera> hey he's the one who starting putting the hate on me
[03:03] <Durandal_> time for sleep because i have to go work another 12 hours sheesh
[03:03] <Cadbury> But you're screwed now Dur, because I have several hours and a bag of honey
[03:04] <Zera> have a good snooze Dur
[03:04] <Cadbury> Goodnight.
[03:11] <Kurin> Man, I hate in movies when the man guy is telling other people shit they shou
[03:11] <Rjx> fuck the proletariat
[03:11] <Zera> that shits me too Kurin
[03:12] <Jimmothy> just watched the buisness
[03:12] <ScumFrog`> any good?
[03:12] <Jimmothy> yeah
[03:12] <Jimmothy> id buy it
[03:13] <Rjx> Infoworld is repeating the rumours that Alan 'spam king' Ralsky has been arrest
[03:21] <Cadbury> Hmm, well ciao all, I'm out of here.
[03:26] * finn_ is now known as finn__
[03:42] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[03:57] <ScmFrg`a> w London, England
[03:57] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 11:20 AM BST on April 30, 2
[04:53] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/63863_nbl08.jpg nsfw?
[04:54] <Rjx> ew
[04:54] <Rjx> wtf
[04:54] <Jimmothy> i hate you
[04:54] <wind> hey, dead people need to pick their noses too
[04:56] <Jimmothy> i dont need to see it
[04:59] <ExZippo> <ujjzu> finally Ronne Troup spy pictures on the net .. at cams2006.
[04:59] <ExZippo> Fuck yeah I needs me some Ronne Troup pixxx
[04:59] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/16263_2.gif haha
[05:00] <Rjx> haha i have another one of those wind
[05:00] <Rjx> where they're all calling one of them a fatty
[05:00] <Rjx> and she's sobbing
[05:00] <wind> haha
[05:00] <Rjx> there's one i haven't been able to find again
[05:00] <Rjx> where it's a 8 year old boy sitting there
[05:00] <Rjx> looking shocked
[05:00] <Rjx> and all the comments are like
[05:00] <Rjx> WTF???
[05:00] <Rjx> WHO ARE YOU
[05:00] <Rjx> YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE.
[05:01] <wind> haha
[05:04] <ExZippo> Anyone got the one of the chick doing porn and there's a baby in the backgr
[05:05] <Rjx> somewhere
[05:06] <wind> they're all on carnival
[05:09] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/22298_BTG4Satyrs.jpg nsfw wtf
[05:15] <ExZippo> I like my women like I like my coffee
[05:15] <ExZippo> Ground to a fine powder and thrown in boiling water
[05:31] <hermes> with a little milk?
[05:38] <wind> latest matiyashu cd on hub
[05:39] <Rjx> which hub
[05:40] <wind> dc++
[05:40] <wind> is there another hub? and why don't i have access to it
[05:40] <wind> stop holding out on me
[05:40] <wind> i know you got the good stuff
[05:41] <Rjx> the "hub" has always been a secret method of exchanging files between a bunch o
[05:41] <Rjx> and now this dc++ hub has popped up
[05:41] <Rjx> confusing everyone
[05:41] <Rjx> you're going to have to specify "dc hub"
[05:41] <wind> can i access the "hub"
[05:42] <Rjx> probably not
[05:42] <Rjx> it is pretty much just a dump timmo uses to force his music tastes on other peo
[05:42] <wind> ic
[05:42] <Jimmothy> whole albums?
[05:42] <Rjx> your mother
[05:42] <Rjx> i've said too much
[05:42] <Jimmothy> pah
[05:43] <wind> anyway
[05:43] <wind> if you want the Youth album from matiyashu, it's on the dc hub
[05:43] <wind> 320kbps vbr
[05:47] <Jimmothy> "were off shopping, want anything?"
[05:47] <Jimmothy> to, "you dont really eat anything, just drink. itll mess up your kidneys y
[05:47] <Jimmothy> ta mum
[05:52] <catnip> Rjx: why is Thero free from sexual problems today?
[05:54] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> I hate it when girls say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S IN!
[05:54] <Rjx> noted
[05:57] <catnip> the chan its not the same without a topic that slanders Thero's sexuality
[05:58] <Thuryn> how profound
[05:58] * catnip fires up Steve Miller Band - Young Hearts - Complete Greatest Hits
[05:59] <catnip> Thuryn: I just got out of bed, check back later for superficial sarcasm
[05:59] <catnip> :P
[05:59] <Thuryn> catnip, what's on that disc?
[06:00] <Thuryn> anything good?
[06:00] <catnip> joker, serenade, space cowboy, abbracadabbra
[06:00] <catnip> oh yes!
[06:00] <catnip> wild river, who do you love, cry cry cry
[06:01] <catnip> lots of stuff from the best of 1974-1978
[06:01] <Thuryn> the first four are okay
[06:01] <Thuryn> wild river has a bad rep here
[06:01] <Thuryn> don't know the other two
[06:01] <catnip> serenade is one of my favorites songs ever
[06:01] <Thuryn> yeah, that one is great
[06:01] <Jimmothy> <Thero> I hate it when guys say "Is it in yet?" YES IT'S IN!
[06:01] <Jimmothy> might aswell make it worse
[06:01] <catnip> lol
[06:02] <Thuryn> Rjx
[06:02] <catnip> steve miller just turned 60, he played with the doors, grateful dead, kimi h
[06:02] <catnip> kimi = jimmy
[06:02] <Thuryn> jimi
[06:02] <wind> kimi hendrix rocked it
[06:03] <catnip> :\
[06:03] <catnip> kiwi hendriz aint half bad too
[06:03] <Thuryn> stay away from my kiwiz
[06:03] <Thuryn> silly catnip, dix are for chix!
[06:03] <catnip> indeed
[06:04] <catnip> < Thuryn> wild river has a bad rep here
[06:05] <catnip> why?
[06:05] <catnip> does Thero like it?
[06:06] <Thuryn> not in this chan. i meant here in MO.
[06:06] <Thuryn> SMB was stupid enough to debut that song in '93 when we had a bunch of flood
[06:07] <Thuryn> i saw them at Riverport when they were here
[06:07] <catnip> oh
[06:07] <Thuryn> they played that song and the crowd just went quiet
[06:07] <Thuryn> like <_< >_>. "dude... um... i'm going to get a beer. brb..."
[06:08] <catnip> oopsie :|
[06:08] <Thuryn> yeah
[06:08] <Thuryn> bad timing
[06:08] <Thuryn> it's not a bad song
[06:09] <catnip> well its not on my most favorite list
[06:09] <catnip> I like the older stuff better
[06:10] <Thuryn> i like the Fly Like An Eagle album the best
[06:10] <catnip> that song's in this one too
[06:10] <Thuryn> with one exception: s/You Send Me//;
[06:10] <FlaVouR> catnip!
[06:10] <Thuryn> that song sucked
[06:11] <catnip> I might add that i didnt start to listen to steve miller on my own, was even
[06:11] <catnip> danm typo's :(
[06:11] <catnip> omfg!
[06:12] <catnip> damn* wasn't* player* and so on ...
[06:12] <catnip> hey FlaVouR
[06:15] <FlaVouR> :)
[06:18] <catnip> bbl - getting some sleep in the pm :P
[06:24] <swight> http://newsvote.bbc.co.uk/mpapps/pagetools/print/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science
[06:26] <swight> that is awesome
[06:38] <FlaVouR> ;)
[06:39] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:49] <FlaVouR> American Chopper fucking rock
[06:52] <Jimmothy> When I was a kid, my parents used to take my sister and I for scenic walks
[06:52] <Jimmothy> Now, I was your usual hyperactive eight year old, so when I saw an enormou
[06:52] <Jimmothy> Unfortunately, it was a very hot day. The shit was fresh, and had been giv
[06:52] <Jimmothy> I think that the cows set me up.
[07:18] <Thero> heh
[07:18] <Thero> Thuryn
[07:22] <wind> zipcode in CA?
[07:27] <wind> who wants to buy my sidekick: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&it
[07:32] <Rjx> i was going to make a joke out of that, couldn't think of any superheroes that
[07:35] <soapy> unlocked as in you can use it on other networks?
[07:35] <soapy> interesting
[07:36] <wind> yup
[07:37] <Thero> wtf
[07:37] <Thero> why did i read networks as masturbation
[07:37] <Rjx> http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4748/inflatablething4on.jpg
[07:38] <Thero> WHOGAVEYOUTHATPICTURE?!?!
[07:38] <Jimmothy> oh hes here
[07:39] <Thuryn> Thero
[07:39] <s3_> girl is hungry
[07:39] <Thero> i possibly did the greatest thing last nite at disney
[07:40] <Thero> around like 1am i had bought all of this pirate stuff
[07:40] <Thero> the hat, eyepatch, sword, bandanna
[07:40] <Thero> so i was walking around talking and acting like a pirate
[07:40] <Thero> and i scared one of the employees who fell into the lake at disney.
[07:40] <Thuryn> did you get picked up for disturbing the peace?
[07:40] <Thero> the FUCKING lake
[07:40] <Thuryn> they have a 'fucking lake'/
[07:40] <Thuryn> disney has gotten a LOT cooler
[07:40] <Thero> yes
[07:41] <Thero> giant orgy
[07:41] <Thero> for 25 dollars you can join
[07:41] <Thuryn> was it one of the employees in costume, or just some schlub?
[07:41] <Thero> just a schlub
[07:41] <Thero> he fell in with his broom tho and smacked him on the face
[07:41] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[07:42] <Thuryn> what a tool
[07:42] <Thero> and then on the ferry back to the bus
[07:42] <Thuryn> i see weirder shit than that every day
[07:42] <Thero> i was screaming about Rose, from titantic
[07:42] <Thero> and acting like a pirate at the same time
[07:42] <Thero> HAVE ANY OF YE SEEN ROSE! ARG! SHE BE MY MISTRESS!
[07:42] <Thero> and my friend dan goes "HERE I AM JACK"
[07:42] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[07:42] <Thero> "ARG I SAID ROSE! NOT JOSE!"
[07:43] <Thero> and i can do this voice
[07:43] <Thero> like mr hanky from south park
[07:43] <Thero> and all of a sudden in the dark at haunted mansion
[07:43] <Thero> int he room where you stand and all of a sudden it gets dark
[07:44] <Thero> i screamed OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGGHOSTS!
[07:44] <Thero> and this girl freaked out and slapped me
[07:44] <Thero> god damnit yuesterday was awesome
[07:46] <Thero> what sucked though was we had to wear church clothes
[07:46] <Thero> and disney still was fuckton expensive
[07:46] <Thero> t3h-gr1m
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> Thero :o
[07:46] <Thero> i know that file is uploaded!
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> Errr... Pharaoh's Empire?
[07:47] <Thero> yup
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> ...uploading now
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> I actually have a stable connection so I'll be able to do it.
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> Sorry.
[07:47] <Thero> ah
[07:47] <Thero> lol wait
[07:48] <Thero> didnt u do it last weekend?
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> I tried...
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> It's going pretty fast.
[07:49] <Thero> thats what she said
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> HO HO HO YOU ARE SO FUNNY
[07:49] <Thero> Yes i am, Santa!
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> 21%.
[07:49] <Thero> heh
[07:49] <Thero> i kept rambling on last nite at disney in my pirate getup
[07:49] <Thero> about how id kill the evil!
[07:49] <Thero> in haunted mansion
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahaha
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Awesome.
[07:50] <Thero> hell i got weird looks from the people dressed up as servants
[07:50] <Thero> then i was like
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> Wait, you work there?
[07:50] <Thero> "hey um....dead guy disney dude? Where's the nearest restaurant"
[07:50] <Thero> no it was grad nite there
[07:50] <Thero> he gave me a *go fuck off you prick* look
[07:50] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[07:51] <t3h-gr1m> 42%
[07:51] <Thero> IT HAS ANSWERED EVERYTHING
[07:54] <t3h-gr1m> 73%
[07:56] <t3h-gr1m> 87%
[07:56] <t3h-gr1m> err... 97.
[07:58] <Tarkaan> I used to not dig Anderson Cooper. But I watched his show a couple times.
[07:59] <wind> now you have sex with your mom
[07:59] <Tarkaan> yes, I have sex with your mom.
[08:01] <Kalamazoo> wind where is the rest of the captain planet team ?
[08:01] <wind> clever
[08:01] <Kalamazoo> :)
[08:01] <wind> they are probably having relations with your sister
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> if i had a sister i would go ohhhhhhh
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> but i dont
[08:02] <wind> must be your mothaa
[08:02] <Tarkaan> CondoLEEZA?! Who would name a bitch CondoLEEZA?!?
[08:02] <wind> i thought it was your sister because she put out real easy
[08:02] <Kalamazoo> eh you only get one try at a comeback and it just didnt work out
[08:02] <Tarkaan> that would be fun to have a little sister
[08:03] <Tarkaan> videotape her in the shower
[08:03] <Kalamazoo> ...
[08:03] <wind> ha
[08:03] <Tarkaan> if she was hot
[08:03] <terminal> w kcgc
[08:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 11
[08:03] <Thero> 32839
[08:03] <SohcahWTF> w 97006
[08:03] <pinkboa> Weather for Beaverton, Oregon (97006) Conditions & - Updated at 7:53 AM
[08:03] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[08:03] <Tarkaan> even at my age, if I had a little sister, I'd try to f her friends.. like,
[08:04] <Thero> w 32839
[08:04] <pinkboa> Weather for Orlando, Florida (32839) Conditions & - Updated at 8:53 AM
[08:04] <wind> w2
[08:04] <Rjx`> ...
[08:04] <poopy> wind temp 57F/14C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:13AM;
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> SOmeone topic that
[08:04] <Sohcahtoa> <+Tarkaan> even at my age, if I had a little sister, I'd try to f h
[08:04] <Tarkaan> w 75062
[08:04] <pinkboa> Weather for Irving, Texas (75062) Conditions & - Updated at 9:53 AM CDT
[08:04] <Tarkaan> that too
[08:04] <Tarkaan> I wanted to f my best friend's sister when we were kids
[08:04] <Tarkaan> like when she was 11 and I was like 13/14
[08:05] <Rjx`> all my friends had ugly sisters
[08:05] <Rjx`> oh apart from one
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> i have one friend with a hot sister
[08:05] <Rjx`> nonidentical twins
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> and everyone we know makes fun of him for it
[08:05] <Tarkaan> she wasn't a 10, but she had a vagina
[08:05] <Kalamazoo> and another friend of mine, i made out with his sister and point it out t
[08:05] <Thuryn> ah, the innocence of youth.
[08:05] <Tarkaan> if I had a twin sister that would be one ugly bitch
[08:06] <Tarkaan> hahaha Kalamazoo.
[08:06] <Rjx`> haha time to mix it up a little
[08:06] <Rjx`> and post the pics of Jimmothy's sister
[08:06] <Rjx`> so he has even more people harassing him
[08:06] <Tarkaan> I saw one once
[08:06] <Rjx`> http://sisters.efnet.biz/Jimmothy/
[08:06] <Thuryn> a sister?
[08:06] <Kalamazoo> can anyone say myspace pictures?
[08:06] <wind> jimmothy, your sister is emo
[08:06] <Thuryn> ugh
[08:06] <Thuryn> she looks like distilled trouble
[08:06] <Tarkaan> how emo n/m wind beat me to it
[08:07] <Thero> Jimmothy
[08:07] <Tarkaan> if I were a high school teacher, I'd rail emo girls
[08:07] <Sohcahtoa> hahah
[08:07] <Thero> Im going to be more mature than these idiots
[08:07] <Thero> CAN I BANG YOUR SISTER?
[08:08] <Tarkaan> all kidding aside, if I was an op, and I had a sister, and someone posted a
[08:08] <Thero> banor...
[08:08] <Thero> wow.
[08:08] <Thero> Tark you misspelled Boner
[08:09] <Tarkaan> and a boner.
[08:09] <Jimmothy> id you ban someone for saying theyd fuck your sister?
[08:09] <Thero> hahahahaha
[08:09] <Jimmothy> youd*
[08:09] <Tarkaan> I don't know if I would or not cause I don't have a sister
[08:09] <Tarkaan> but I'm thinking pry yeah
[08:09] <Thero> ...
[08:09] <Jimmothy> you take life too seriously
[08:09] <Thero> "this is when the human race started its demise..."
[08:10] <Thuryn> once she's 18, i'd hit it
[08:10] <Thuryn> s/18/17/
[08:10] <Thuryn> i keep forgetting where i am
[08:10] <Jimmothy> shes already legal
[08:10] <Thuryn> oh yeah?
[08:10] <Thuryn> brb
[08:10] <Thero> OMG
[08:10] <Tarkaan> I don't undertand the hair in the face thing
[08:11] <Thero> its suppose to be sexy
[08:11] <Thero> i just think it reminds me of when you get fucekd too hard and your hair mess
[08:11] <Thuryn> it's supposed to be mysterious
[08:11] <Jimmothy> she doesnt cover her face with her hair
[08:12] <wind> emo defender
[08:12] <Jimmothy> not really
[08:12] <Jimmothy> but you know
[08:12] <Tarkaan> Thero, I keep my hair short so it doesn't happen to me
[08:12] <Thero> ...
[08:12] <Jimmothy> i saw her this morning
[08:12] <Thero> talking about women...
[08:12] <Thero> Jimmothy give me her number.
[08:12] <Jimmothy> 13
[08:13] <Jimmothy> you realise im in an entirely diffrent country right
[08:13] <Thero> yes.
[08:13] <Thero> but i never asked for an age
[08:13] <Jimmothy> also, rjx: cunt. it was bad enough with piggy alone.
[08:13] <Jimmothy> you asked for her number, she likes 13, 7 and 11
[08:13] <Thero> cup size.
[08:14] <Jimmothy> she likes pints
[08:14] <Thero> HER BREAST CUP SIZE
[08:14] <Thero> THE MAMMARY GLANDS ATTACHED TO HER CHEST
[08:14] <Thero> WITH NIPPLES
[08:15] <wind> are you serious
[08:15] <wind> haha my sidekick already sold
[08:15] <Thero> haha?
[08:15] <Thero> how much
[08:15] <wind> You have an Instant Payment of $170.20 USD
[08:15] <Thero> nice.
[08:15] <Thero> Send me some
[08:15] <Thero> i ran out of booze.
[08:19] <Tarkaan> Would you like to taste my smoked meat log?
[08:19] <Thero> YES
[08:19] <Thero> MR MEAT VENDOR
[08:19] <Thero> I WILL HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR SMOKED MEAT LOG
[08:19] <Thero> JA
[08:19] <Thero> SOME GOOD MEAT LOG
[08:54] <swight> Iraq has accused Iranian forces of entering Iraqi territory and shelling Kur
[08:55] <c-rOCK> FUCK EM
[08:55] <c-rOCK> ooo caps
[08:55] <Thuryn> actually, that seriously lets the U.S. off the hook
[08:55] <c-rOCK> let them shell them back
[08:55] <c-rOCK> oh they cant? tough luck.
[08:56] <Thuryn> well, we owe the kurds some protection
[08:56] <Thuryn> they're the only group in Iraq that have held up their end of the deal
[08:56] <c-rOCK> as long as our refineries are protected
[08:56] <c-rOCK> fuck it
[08:57] <metric> erm
[08:57] <metric> us army cant shell
[08:58] <dekkon> .link http://games2web.com/play-2837-Whats_Her_Bra_Size.html whats her bra s
[08:58] <poopy> dekkon - http://games2web.com/play-2837-Whats_Her_Bra_Size.html - whats her b
[08:58] <swight> hah oh sweet, Colbert was at the White House Correspondents dinner
[08:59] <war--> swight: keep a close eye on digg?
[08:59] <swight> heh
[09:00] <swight> i do I do
[09:00] <wind> who flosses here
[09:02] <wind> no one?
[09:03] <swight> not consistently
[09:03] <wind> poo
[09:03] <wind> my dentist said i have to floss at least 3 times a week, they think i might ha
[09:03] <wind> but if i floss it'll go away
[09:03] <wind> it's still in the very early stages
[09:04] <wind> so i wanted to see what's a good floss, i use the glide floss now
[09:04] <Thuryn> that's what serena uses
[09:05] <dekkon> i enjoy the woven floss
[09:06] <wind> oh well, i got a cool $170
[09:06] <wind> in 20 min
[09:06] <wind> i wonder what else i have to sell
[09:06] <wind> that i *
[09:06] <wind> can*
[09:07] <dekkon> sold what on where
[09:07] <wind> sidekick on ebay
[09:07] * nightglid is now known as Benzin
[09:07] <dekkon> o
[09:07] <DigDug> wind, i use ecodent floss
[09:07] <wind> url ecodent floss
[09:07] <pinkboa> - "ecodent floss": http://shopping.yahoo.com/p:Floss%20Gentle,%20Ecodent%20
[09:07] <DigDug> i have tried more different kinds than i can count and stopped with that one
[09:07] <DigDug> smart floss is also good but expensive
[09:08] <wind> hm
[09:08] <DigDug> http://www.eco-dent.com/floss.htm
[09:08] <wind> well the dentist gave me 3-4 samples of this crest glide
[09:08] <wind> which seems to feel nice
[09:08] <dekkon> Vegan waxed using rice bran
[09:08] <Benzin> ^.-
[09:09] <DigDug> yeah, dekkon
[09:09] <dekkon> digdug is so vegan, even his floss is approved
[09:09] <DigDug> i don't really care about that
[09:09] <DigDug> haha
[09:09] <DigDug> it's just good floss
[09:09] <wind> do you eat it too?
[09:09] <wind> or no?
[09:09] <DigDug> yeah, when i'm hungry
[09:09] <wind> har
[09:09] <DigDug> it's also nice that it comes in packages of 100 yards
[09:09] <dekkon> we would chew on floss in basic
[09:09] <dekkon> for that great mint taste
[09:10] <wind> haha
[09:10] <Thuryn> i'd hate to have to shit 100 yards of floss
[09:10] <wind> it probably wouldn't come in a straight line
[09:11] <wind> because you might pass out from pooing 100 yards
[09:11] <Thuryn> nah, you'd probably just have to grab hold of it and pull it out
[09:11] <Thuryn> essentially, flossing your intestines
[09:12] <wind> new family guy tonight?
[09:12] <Benzin> Ineffective, thogh.
[09:12] <Thuryn> Benzin, and unpleasant as well
[09:12] <Benzin> I wouldn't know.
[09:16] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/57152_214.jpg whoa
[09:16] <Benzin> ...
[09:16] <c-rOCK> thats how i roll.
[09:16] * Benzin wonders why he clicks on things when he knows he'll regret it.
[09:17] <Twin`> it's not even that bad
[09:17] * nublar clicks just because he knows he'll regret it
[09:17] <Twin`> when you get to that point, it's not even real jizz anymoe
[09:17] <Benzin> She must've been real bad.
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> we have school tomorrow
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I'm pissed off
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I don't know what good fryday is but i want off of school lik
[09:23] <DigDug> <Crowbar> um
[09:23] <DigDug> <Crowbar> it's the day Jesus died
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> oh, I thought it was for french fries
[09:23] <DigDug> <Cybrax> I was going to go to McDonalds and say "it's good fryday you
[09:23] <DigDug> i'm thinking k
[09:23] <DigDug> akn?
[09:23] <dekkon|> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5
[09:23] <Jimmothy> k
[09:23] <DigDug> if it could be reduced to just one line...
[09:23] <dekkon|> that hurts my head
[09:24] <Kalamazoo> i kinda laughed
[09:25] <DigDug> <Snape> Avada Kedavra!
[09:25] <DigDug> <Dumbledore> NOOO!
[09:25] <DigDug> Dumbledore quit ([alpha.appliedirc.com] Killed (Snape (Avada Kedavra!)))
[09:25] <DigDug> <m00Cow> Bye Dumbledore.
[09:25] <DigDug> Comment: Spoiler - AppliedIRC
[09:25] <DigDug> (killing)
[09:25] <Benzin> gege
[09:25] <Benzin> *hehe
[09:25] <FlaVouR_> kill
[09:25] <dekkon|> http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3179/paulygay7nn.jpg
[09:26] <dekkon|> greatest picture of all time
[09:26] <Benzin> That's a repeat, is't it?
[09:26] <FlaVouR_> jesus
[09:26] <Tarkaan> DUDE?!?! how could you come online and not even leave me a comment about my
[09:27] <Benzin> ^.-
[09:27] <dekkon|> repeat? no
[09:27] <dekkon|> old? yes
[09:27] <var> w 63122
[09:27] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 11:
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> w2
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ location not found
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> crap
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> w2 Johannesburg South Africa
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:30AM
[09:27] <FlaVouR_> W2 Durban South Africa
[09:27] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 68F/20C; wind South 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunr
[09:27] <nublar> w 72015
[09:27] <pinkboa> Weather for Benton, Arkansas (72015) Conditions & - Updated at 10:53 AM
[09:28] <FlaVouR_> w2 Johannesburg South Africa
[09:28] <poopy> FlaVouR_ temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:30AM
[09:28] <FlaVouR_> does it cache the last location queried for each nick?
[09:28] <Benzin> w2 17070
[09:28] <poopy> Benzin temp 59F/15C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:08A
[09:29] <DigDug> +BlackSaturn> did you know congress is thinking about making a law that h
[09:29] <Benzin> Not bad.
[09:29] <DigDug> @tw> Child porn isn't copyrighted.
[09:29] <DigDug> Comment: #kawaii-radio
[09:29] <DigDug> w2
[09:29] <poopy> DigDug temp 64.6F/18.1C; wind East 3.0mph/4.8kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5
[09:29] <FlaVouR_> DigDug kill
[09:29] <DigDug> kk
[09:29] * FlaVouR_ is now known as FlaVouR
[09:29] <Tarkaan> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=5
[09:30] <DigDug> <Petarius> My school is having a child abuse and sexual assault fair t
[09:30] <DigDug> <Petarius> I got all excited, but then I realized it was about prevent
[09:30] <Jimmothy> heh
[09:30] <soapy> tarkaan: she is a shining example of someone that needs surgery
[09:31] <FlaVouR> lol
[09:31] <FlaVouR> approve!
[09:31] <Tarkaan> pry stolen
[09:31] <Tarkaan> if not close enough to the 'falling off a guard tower' comment
[09:31] <FlaVouR> Tarkaan she's bitching cos she got fucked my a marine and now he ditched he
[09:32] <Tarkaan> yeah
[09:32] <Tarkaan> looks like it
[09:32] <dekkon|> id hit it
[09:32] <DigDug> suurlemoen: usually I can't even run a whole mile
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: ...
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: not something i would tell people
[09:32] <DigDug> suurlemoen: no, there are a lot of people who can't run a mile
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: yes
[09:32] * Benzin remembers to take his sudefed.
[09:32] <DigDug> scythen32: they are called americans
[09:32] <Tarkaan> k
[09:32] <Kalamazoo> kill
[09:32] <Tarkaan> see, she's damaged... that means she's vulnerable
[09:32] <Benzin> kill
[09:33] <FlaVouR> that means she's baggage and will compare any new boyfriend to the bloke wh
[09:36] <Kalamazoo> that chick's myspace is crammed full of shit
[09:36] <Tarkaan> I'm still on it
[09:37] <Kalamazoo> i saw the glittery Quote gifs and closed it
[09:37] * Benzin resents myspace and isn't entirely sure why.
[09:37] <Kalamazoo> i hate myspace as well
[09:38] <Benzin> Why?
[09:38] <Benzin> Maybe I'll use your excuse/
[09:38] <Tarkaan> I missed it
[09:38] <Kalamazoo> it breeds attention whoreism
[09:38] <soapy> myspace is a wonderful tool for stalking
[09:38] <Tarkaan> it's one of many things that just..passed me by.
[09:38] <Kalamazoo> let me find one thing that sums it up
[09:38] <Benzin> soapy:One of my big reasons.
[09:39] <Ifrit> uh
[09:39] <Kalamazoo> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19
[09:39] <soapy> I found this one chick that went to my school 80% naked, damn myspace nudity
[09:39] <Benzin> hehe
[09:39] <Kalamazoo> that comic basically sums up the internet
[09:40] <Ifrit> myspace is like those old angelfire sites with 29418 animated gifs and really
[09:40] <Benzin> Not entirely.
[09:40] <DigDug> yep
[09:40] <Benzin> Agreed.
[09:40] <DigDug> (comic)
[09:40] <Benzin> Way too flashy.
[09:40] <Benzin> And I really don't get the point of most of those 'features'.
[09:40] <Benzin> Other than possibly annoyance.
[09:41] <Kalamazoo> i hate when i have headphones on and some shit loads and starts blaring i
[09:41] <Ifrit> yeah, the screen lags like death as you try to scroll down to find where to s
[09:41] <metric> glad you dont hate whinging
[09:42] <Ifrit> and other than that, the content of the sites are as bad as livejournals and
[09:42] <Benzin> Yep.
[09:42] <metric> dude its owned by murdock, what do you want?
[09:43] <Benzin> I also find the friends list humorous.
[09:43] <Ifrit> I don't wanna find out the sexually deviant hobbies of some prepubescent emo
[09:43] <FlaVouR> as long as she posts photods of her sexual devience I am all for it
[09:44] <Ifrit> what if it's a he
[09:44] <Benzin> Don't visit the page.
[09:44] <FlaVouR> then they can fuck off with the rest of those fags
[09:44] <Benzin> Ouchj.
[09:44] <Ifrit> exactly
[09:45] <FlaVouR> have you seen a movie called Waating?
[09:45] <FlaVouR> waiting
[09:45] <FlaVouR> even
[09:45] <Ifrit> i will never use myspace, i will never use livejournal, i will never write a
[09:45] <dekkon|> you say that now
[09:45] <Ifrit> at least not a blog about myself
[09:45] <dekkon|> but somehow, someway web2.0 will suck you in
[09:45] <FlaVouR> I have a blog but its my own - not some shitty Blog.com
[09:45] <dekkon|> and youll be powerless to stop it
[09:45] <Tarkaan> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/75944_1120417537471.jpg <-- devian
[09:46] <Benzin> ...
[09:46] <Kalamazoo> motherfuck
[09:46] <dekkon|> ;[
[09:46] <FlaVouR> YOU MADE BABY JESUS CRY!!
[09:46] <Benzin> I must remember to never click on a carnival link.
[09:46] <nwonknu> sick that
[09:46] <wind> woo i got the blues brothers theme on my cell
[09:47] <Ifrit> Spend a few years on the internet you will wow to click nearly no links
[09:47] <FlaVouR> those ppl are frauds anyway .. they are pretend Furries
[09:47] <Ifrit> yeah, like tATu
[09:47] <FlaVouR> no
[09:47] <Ifrit> O_o
[09:47] <FlaVouR> see pretend russian lesbians are still ok in my book
[09:47] <Ifrit> i dont give a fuckdamn
[09:47] <Benzin> I've been online for years.
[09:48] <Ifrit> how many times have you been goatse'd, tubgirl'd, lemonparty'd, rotten'd or o
[09:48] <Kalamazoo> i click links knowing its gonna be weird but sometimes im still surprised
[09:48] <Ifrit> i guess i can include biggernigger to that list now as well
[09:49] <Ifrit> it's gaining notoriety
[09:49] <Benzin> Only the first time.
[09:49] <Ifrit> for those of you who haven't seen biggernigger, don't search it out
[09:49] <Benzin> I don't plan to.
[09:50] <Benzin> they don't really affect me much. My mind kinda goes into neutral and I'm n
[09:50] <Benzin> However, 'wrong' often comes to mind.
[09:50] <jmx> other than goatse which makes you hot
[09:51] <Kalamazoo> i just normally think "hmm....weird"
[09:51] <Ifrit> anyways, you might be conditioned and desensitized to violence and gore, but
[09:51] <Ifrit> ;[
[09:51] <FlaVouR> cos no matter what yo have seen or are into .. there is always something th
[09:52] <Ifrit> OTT?
[09:52] <Benzin> Point.
[09:52] <FlaVouR> Over The Top
[09:52] <Ifrit> hehe
[09:52] <Ifrit> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/frogkitten03.jpg <- who dar
[09:52] <Benzin> Not me.
[09:52] <FlaVouR> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[09:52] <FlaVouR> NOT KITTENS!
[09:52] <Kalamazoo> its a kitten
[09:52] <FlaVouR> you sick FUCK
[09:52] <Kalamazoo> with a frog mask hat thing
[09:52] <Ifrit> :D
[09:53] <jmx> and anyways, thts bullshit that you wont click links if you've been on the inte
[09:53] <FlaVouR> oh the humamity
[09:53] <FlaVouR> jmx yeah cos to actually chat for longer then say 6 months you have to be a
[09:53] <Ifrit> jmx, i do at least wait to see the reactions of other people who might click
[09:54] <c-rOCK> sorry i was busy masturbating to the kitten pic
[09:54] <Tarkaan> Tiffany, why is my penis so damn big? <--- BEST COMMENT EVER
[09:54] <jmx> and when everyone goes "OMFG *PUKES*" you HAVE to see it then
[09:54] <FlaVouR> heh
[09:54] <DigDug> man, kt has such a nice voice
[09:54] <FlaVouR> kt?
[09:55] <Benzin> My bastard friend once sent me a video titled 'hot lesbian action'.
[09:55] <Benzin> It was a guy sucking himself off.
[09:55] <FlaVouR> dint knock it .. you know you would if you could
[09:55] <Ifrit> didn't you study it?
[09:55] <Benzin> No.
[09:55] <dekkon|> liar
[09:55] <Ifrit> damn
[09:55] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[09:55] <FlaVouR> I would
[09:55] <jmx> that shit was impressive
[09:55] <FlaVouR> jesus
[09:55] <Tarkaan> yr not supposed to be able to do that
[09:55] <Ifrit> you have to study it to find out how
[09:56] <FlaVouR> its the 7th vertibrae - its going in the next evolutionary step
[09:56] <Ifrit> exactly
[09:56] <Ifrit> Bill Hicks was a pioneer in the "suck your own cock" club
[09:57] <bos`> ;[
[09:57] <FlaVouR> suck SATANS cock
[09:57] <Ifrit> *salutes* o/
[09:57] <Benzin> "The fact that there's a mouth on my dick would be completely canceled out b
[09:57] <Ifrit> hmm
[09:57] <Benzin> ^ my point
[09:58] <FlaVouR> well thanks for fucking that up for the rst of us you dick
[09:58] <Benzin> rofl
[09:58] <FlaVouR> Istopped at "my dick is getting sucked"
[09:58] <DigDug> FlaVouR: kt = a girl from okc
[09:58] <FlaVouR> DigDug oic
[09:58] <DigDug> that has a really nice voice
[09:58] <FlaVouR> have you met her?
[09:58] <DigDug> yeah
[09:59] <FlaVouR> k
[09:59] <DigDug> she's not as attractive as she sounds ;[
[09:59] <DigDug> but damn, that voice.... ;[
[09:59] <FlaVouR> so shes not just a pretty voice - cos those are usually fat girls with a li
[09:59] <DigDug> nah, she's not really fat
[09:59] <bos`> lol
[10:00] <DigDug> shit, at this rate i'm going to miss the last ikea bus
[10:00] <DigDug> bblblblblbbblb
[10:00] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia randy bachman
[10:00] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia randy bachman": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randy_Bachman
[10:00] <FlaVouR> ikea bus ppl to their store?
[10:00] <DigDug> FlaVouR: from nyc, yeah
[10:00] <FlaVouR> wow
[10:00] <Tarkaan> oh that guy
[10:01] <DigDug> anything for the $$$$
[10:02] <Tarkaan> omfg that really was trevor denman on the simpsons calling the horse race
[10:02] <Tarkaan> I respected him :(
[10:02] <jmx> i can't stand randy bachman
[10:02] <jmx> well, more i hated bachman turner overdrive
[10:02] <Tarkaan> bto.
[10:03] <jmx> yes
[10:03] <Tarkaan> canada's answer to elo.
[10:03] <Tarkaan> their big hit was tcb
[10:03] <Tarkaan> or something like that.
[10:03] <jmx> cuz takin care of business might be the most annoying song ever written
[10:03] <DigDug> i think i'm going to resist the temptation to bring my laptop with me to ike
[10:03] <jmx> though the jazz album he just did was alright
[10:04] <jmx> and he's pretty cool as a person
[10:04] <Tarkaan> is it annoying...every day?
[10:04] <Tarkaan> is it annoying...in every way?
[10:04] <jmx> yes
[10:04] <Tarkaan> k
[10:05] <dbfan> ikea has enough fake laptops on display
[10:05] <bos`> lol
[10:05] <jmx> i respect him more after listening to his radio show
[10:05] <Tarkaan> I don't even know who he is
[10:05] <jmx> cuz the dude knows a helluva lot about music and has some good stories
[10:06] <Tarkaan> but trevor denman was in the same episode (he calls at santa anita)
[10:06] <Tarkaan> anawaydeygoooooooowah
[10:06] <jmx> sixties rocker
[10:07] <Tarkaan> he's fucking hardcore. I can't believe he did the simpsons.
[10:07] <Tarkaan> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Denman <-- no shit, he calls Del Mar
[10:08] <jmx> http://www.cbc.ca/programguide/program/index.jsp?program=Randy+Bachman%27s+Viny
[10:08] <jmx> bachmans radio show
[10:09] <FlaVouR> DigDug they wifi'ed at ikea?
[10:09] <michael`> haha man
[10:09] <michael`> .link http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-04-30-bush-dinner_x.htm
[10:09] <poopy> michael` - http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-04-30-bush-dinner_x.h
[10:10] <michael`> And, he said, "What incentive do these people have to answer your question
[10:10] <michael`> First of all, that's a horrible metaphor. This administration is not sinki
[10:10] <Twin`> oh man
[10:12] <FlaVouR> postsecret rock
[10:12] <jmx> http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/29.html#a8104
[10:12] <pinin> sup crackaz?
[10:12] <jmx> video of colbert is there
[10:12] <pinin> jea i watched last night
[10:13] <pinin> roomie is getting the torrent of it all right now
[10:13] <jmx> good stuff
[10:14] <jmx> "Fox believes in presenting both sides of the story. The president's side and t
[10:15] <FlaVouR> heh
[10:15] <FlaVouR> class
[10:16] <FlaVouR> Cricket is boring
[10:16] <FlaVouR> infact its probably more boring then golf
[10:16] <nwonknu> golf is good
[10:17] <FlaVouR> if you like dressing up like a pimp
[10:17] <technoid_> i prefer the really ugly used car salesman plaid pants
[10:17] <FlaVouR> and the pure athleticism of golf is great .. hit the ball get in the cart -
[10:18] <bos`> lol i enjoy golf because u can get drunk while playing the game
[10:18] <Twin`> to enjoy cricket
[10:18] <technoid_> boz: you can get drunk bowling also
[10:18] <bos`> fuck bowling
[10:18] <bos`> ;[
[10:18] <Twin`> you gotta watch lagaan: once upon a time in india
[10:18] <FlaVouR> ten pin bowling is a great sport -it encourages drinking and smoking
[10:18] <technoid_> bowling is a real sport...don't even need to go outside
[10:19] <FlaVouR> Darts too .. darts actually takes place in a pub
[10:19] <FlaVouR> what more do you neeD?
[10:19] <Twin`> darts take place wherever you locate a board
[10:19] <FlaVouR> mostly in a pub
[10:19] <terminal> w kcgc
[10:19] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 1:
[10:19] <bos`> i like the shuffleboard bowling
[10:19] <bos`> in bars
[10:19] <technoid_> flavour: you got me there. throwing sharp objects while drunk makes for
[10:19] <FlaVouR> heh
[10:19] <wind> "enjoy that metaphor because your children won't know what a glacier is"
[10:19] <wind> haha
[10:20] <FlaVouR> :)
[10:20] <FlaVouR> brb
[10:21] <Tarkaan> http://www.qdb.us/59002 <-- the fact that someone actually posted this m
[10:21] <geck> can anyone here reccomend the best bit torrent program?
[10:21] <geck> I'm using the default..
[10:21] <Tarkaan> bittornado?
[10:21] <geck> for winders ;)
[10:21] <Tarkaan> bittornado?
[10:22] <geck> hmm I thought that was a python nix app
[10:22] <geck> like
[10:22] <geck> exclusively
[10:22] <Twin`> utorrent > bittornado
[10:22] <Tarkaan> there are three that winders people use.
[10:22] <Tarkaan> utorrent, bittornado, and .. X
[10:22] <geck> I lost my flux torrent box
[10:22] <Tarkaan> whatever that was
[10:23] <geck> so I have to use my home machine for bit torrent now :(
[10:23] * geck misses having a 100mbit dedicated bit torrent machine
[10:24] * Tarkaan misses porking FlaVouR's grandma.
[10:26] * Benzin curses at dvd copyright protection.
[10:26] <terminal> azureus
[10:26] <terminal> geck
[10:27] <D1> Protest Against ATI Nearly Led to the Arrest of RMS
[10:27] <D1> haha stallman almost got arrested
[10:27] <pinin> utorrent > *, and i used to be a hater
[10:27] <bos`> PININ!@
[10:27] <pinin> sup boZ
[10:27] * Benzin uses µTorrent.
[10:28] <bos`> lol
[10:28] <D1> man, I can't find a decent gtk prog for dc++
[10:28] <bos`> what a shitty weekend
[10:28] <bos`> ;[
[10:28] <D1> no tool for me. ;[
[10:28] <bos`> toooool!
[10:29] <pinin> they are playing on my graduation night ;[
[10:29] <pinin> i'll just hit up the stadium tour
[10:29] <bos`> at your party? ;x
[10:29] <D1> they're playing tool at your graduation?
[10:29] <bos`> lol
[10:30] <bos`> where are they playing
[10:30] <bos`> allstate?
[10:30] <D1> is it still the original lineup or what changed?
[10:33] <bos`> sure now he runs off
[10:34] <pinin> nah some place in the city with 2000 seats
[10:34] <pinin> hmm not sure d1 ;x
[10:34] <bos`> damn
[10:34] <bos`> small ass venue
[10:34] <D1> I'm using this program called Valknut
[10:34] <D1> but doesn't seem to work
[10:35] <D1> cant get to your files jes
[10:35] <bos`> fuck your graduation lets goto the show
[10:35] <bos`> ;x
[10:36] <D1> hmmm....firewall
[10:36] <D1> what port should I open?
[10:38] <var> port uranus
[10:39] <swight> var just want your ass opened to him
[10:39] <var> heh
[10:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:48] <dekkon> d1: i use bcdc++
[10:48] <Twin`> how is 0x pronounced?
[10:48] <dekkon> oh ex
[10:48] <Jimmothy> ocks
[10:48] <dekkon> or zero times
[10:49] <dekkon> or yeah ocks
[10:49] <Twin`> hrm
[10:49] <Twin`> how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?
[10:50] <dekkon> url how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?
[10:50] <pinkboa> - "how is 0x pronounced in the hexadecimal usage?": http://developer.nomadp
[11:02] <pinin> http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1187672,00.html
[11:02] <pinin> haha
[11:04] <bos`> http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683849/
[11:04] <bos`> fucking nuts
[11:05] <wind> what number is he
[11:06] <Ifrit> http://bakapus.net/futa/flash/tuma.swf
[11:08] <pinin> Colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk show character, who ostensibly su
[11:08] <pinin> hahaha
[11:10] <Twin`> holy shit
[11:10] <Twin`> colbert is 41?
[11:10] <wind> he was also a goat cheese famer
[11:10] <wind> farmer
[11:12] <dekkon> and a postal worker
[11:13] <dekkon> nm, that was steve carrell
[11:13] <Twin`> i could have sworn colbert was in his mid 20's to mid 30's
[11:14] <metric> Microsoft sees shares tumble 11%
[11:14] <metric> yay bill gats lost a few billion
[11:14] <swight> Man, the audience at the press dinner, so DON'T get Colbert, or don't want t
[11:14] * metric dances
[11:15] <Twin`> while that may be true
[11:15] <Twin`> microsoft could probably completely fail
[11:15] <Twin`> and he'd still be richer than you :?
[11:15] <metric> yes this is true
[11:16] <geck> eh, my manager, who is 51
[11:16] <geck> swears by colbert
[11:16] <geck> of course, he's also of the opinion we need a second american revolution
[11:16] <D1> gay
[11:16] <D1> I connected to snow, but he doesn't have tool. ;[
[11:16] <dekkon> TOOL ROOLZ
[11:17] <Twin`> i'm down for a revolution
[11:17] <D1> dekkon, thats where I'm at, but this prog is flaky.
[11:19] <D1> whats the new tool album called?
[11:26] <bos`> 10000 days
[11:29] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[11:31] <pinin> d1, you idiot
[11:31] <wind> nothing to do today
[11:32] <pinin> i put it on the secret hub over a week ago
[11:32] <D1> ?
[11:32] <pinin> ;[
[11:32] <D1> you mean the FILE TRASNFER PROTOCOL???
[11:32] <pinin> yes, the SECURE one
[11:32] <D1> I just didn
[11:32] <D1> t
[11:32] <D1> know what you meant by 'hub'
[11:33] <D1> if it was dc++ or "THE HUB"
[11:33] <Kenn> those dc++ whore hubs
[11:33] <Kenn> y ea
[11:33] <pinin> The Hub
[11:33] <pinin> it's also been in the topic of secret chan the whole time too
[11:33] <Kenn> w2
[11:33] <poopy> Kenn temp 67F/19C; wind NE 8mph/13kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:51
[11:33] <pinin> you didn't look in any of the right places ;[
[11:34] <D1> ok, got it now!
[11:34] <Ifrit> http://live.dagbladet.no/?match_id=135936
[11:34] <Ifrit> Brann is in the lead <3
[11:34] <pinin> <3 new tool
[11:34] <pinin> can't wait till tuesday
[11:34] <Tarkaan> that was a surprisingly good fast food salad
[11:34] <pinin> new awesome ministry is out same day
[11:34] <bos`> ya new tool is good
[11:34] <Kenn> dekkon, your ident is "email"
[11:35] <bos`> haha
[11:35] <Kenn> that's ok, he's my bitch
[11:39] <dekkon> i know, i just never felt like changing it
[11:42] <D1> dude
[11:42] <D1> 15mg of ambien, no trip. ;[
[11:42] <D1> maybe I fell alseep too fast.
[11:42] <csqrl> new tool sucks
[11:42] <csqrl> tool sucks
[11:42] <csqrl> and pizza sucks
[11:43] <maff> bees and dogs can smell fear
[11:43] <csqrl> also i move to sue terminal for copyright infringement
[11:43] <dekkon> if youre gonna try to trip, you have to do everything in your power to stay
[11:43] <csqrl> obviously 'the hub' refers to the original hub
[11:43] <D1> yeah
[11:43] <dekkon> awake
[11:43] <D1> I just can't remember going to sleep
[11:43] <csqrl> while terminal's new hub refers to some dc++ nonsense
[11:44] <csqrl> get your own name, sucka
[11:44] <Ifrit> calc 196+104+144
[11:44] <pinkboa> - 196 + 104 + 144 = 444
[11:44] <dekkon> d1: i found it handy to start writing notes
[11:44] <Ifrit> calc 444*8
[11:44] <pinkboa> - 444 * 8 = 3552
[11:44] <dekkon> and talking on irc
[11:45] <D1> yeah, I was just afraid to black out. ;[
[11:45] <D1> but thats not happening anyway.
[11:48] <maff> super nintendo chalmers
[11:55] <pinin> rjx: http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/26/news/snbats.php
[12:02] <csqrl> http://lessthan3.com/u/josh/school/
[12:02] <csqrl> <3
[12:05] <Tarkaan> hahaha robocop "0/3"
[12:08] <Tarkaan> why robocop
[12:08] <Tarkaan> that would get you a "see me"
[12:11] <dekkon> http://lessthan3.com/u/josh/school/chen.jpg
[12:11] <dekkon> greatest diagram evber
[12:20] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[12:39] <wind> my ever increasing archive of porn is getting full
[12:39] <wind> I just got a whole bunch of raven riley :)
[12:39] <wind> you can dl them at the dc hub
[12:40] <Thuryn> wind, time to get rid of the old grainy 320x200 images
[12:42] <wind> ?
[12:43] <wind> do i have grainy porn?
[12:43] <wind> i'll get rid of them if you give me the folder
[12:45] <wind> whos ryan
[12:45] <terminal> <
[12:45] <wind> raise your hand
[12:45] <wind> <3
[12:45] <terminal> _o/
[12:46] <wind> try to get it now
[12:46] <wind> you might have to reconnect
[12:46] <terminal> haha
[12:46] <terminal> jesus
[12:46] <wind> i don't know
[12:46] <wind> ?
[12:47] <terminal> i don't even know why i'm downloading this from you
[12:47] <terminal> but i am
[12:47] <wind> :)
[12:47] <wind> it's ok, i got the good stuff for you
[12:52] <Tarkaan> dammit I got the shits
[12:52] <Tarkaan> bad
[12:52] <Benzin> ^.-
[12:52] <Benzin> Thanks for filling us in.
[12:53] <Benzin> </sarcasm>
[12:53] <Thuryn> i thought you liked being 'filled in' Benzin
[12:53] <Benzin> You're mistaken.
[12:53] <Thuryn> at least, that's what you said last night ;[
[12:53] <Benzin> No, I left early last night.
[12:53] <Tarkaan> url upn austin
[12:54] <pinkboa> - "upn austin": http://www.austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2001-08-10/s
[12:54] <Thuryn> i already told them you were with me, so no need to lie to them
[12:54] <Benzin> I was. for a couple minutes.
[12:54] <wind> i remember samurai jack
[12:54] <Benzin> Nothing happened
[12:54] <Thuryn> i see how you are
[12:54] <Benzin> You do.
[12:54] <Thuryn> last night it's all "omg you're so big!"
[12:55] <Thuryn> and today it's "idk whut you mean"
[12:55] <Thuryn> bastard
[12:55] <Benzin> What are you talk,ing about?
[12:55] <wind> stop denyin
[12:55] <Thuryn> see?
[12:55] <wind> we know your liein
[12:55] <Benzin> I haven't a clue.
[12:55] <Thuryn> ;[
[12:55] <Benzin> <.<
[12:55] <Benzin> v.v
[12:55] <Benzin> >.>
[12:55] <Benzin> ^.^
[12:55] <Benzin> o.o
[12:55] <Thuryn> i'm telling your g/f
[12:55] <sxh> ok shut the fuck up
[12:56] <Benzin> rofl
[12:56] <sxh> regulation will commence in 15s
[12:56] <anthill> haha
[12:56] <sxh> thx
[12:56] <sxh> #geekissues security protected
[12:56] <Thuryn> This topic change has been brought to you by: snow.
[12:57] <Benzin> heh
[12:57] <Thuryn> so is there anything good on tv tonight?
[12:57] <Thuryn> <-- obviously bored
[12:57] <metric> america just started a new war on cnn
[12:57] <Thuryn> seen it
[12:57] <metric> this time they are fighting for democracy
[12:57] <Thuryn> every episode is the same anywya
[12:57] <Thuryn> they played that one in the 50s and again in the 70s
[12:58] <Tarkaan> family guy is new tonight
[12:59] <sxh> haha
[12:59] <sxh> nice
[12:59] <sxh> benzin left
[12:59] <sxh> that was the plan all along
[12:59] <Rjx`> oh wow, i've been asleep for 4 hours
[12:59] <Tarkaan> foh ahwah?
[12:59] <Tarkaan> you go home now?
[13:00] <sxh> also last night's topic was better
[13:00] <sxh> this one is hetero
[13:01] <sxh> last night someone said they wanted to take it up the ass or something
[13:01] <sxh> and i put it in the topic
[13:02] <wind> change it back?
[13:03] <daze> that topic reminds me of that one family guy...
[13:03] <daze> "hey when you put your car in the garage does it say "is it in yet?
[13:14] <Tarkaan> wow. "Jack Bristow, in a moment of DURRRRRRRR, takes his 8.9999999999 mont
[13:17] <metric> SOP in the SAS you know
[13:20] <Twin`> damn son, mgs4 is going to be the shit
[13:22] <Tarkaan> I'm hunting for the Fountains of Wayne cover of the Kinks "Better Things"
[13:30] <Tarkaan> if vartan is still alive, I'm going to be very disappointed.
[13:30] <michael`> weird
[13:30] <Tarkaan> JESUS
[13:30] <michael`> a staffer or senator has been looking at my candidate's page a lot
[13:30] <michael`> friday
[13:31] <michael`> ISP:SENATE OF PENNSYLVANIA
[13:31] <michael`> Region:PENNSYLVANIA
[13:31] <michael`> City:HARRISBURG
[13:31] <michael`> Hits:11
[13:31] <michael`> Page Views:4
[13:31] <michael`> last week they spent about 2 hours on it
[13:31] <Tarkaan> well that's good
[13:33] * Tarkaan watching last week's Alias now
[13:33] <Tarkaan> Sloane just fucking dismissed the guy. Handed him his coat. :P
[13:38] <Tarkaan> I am troubled by something
[13:39] <Tarkaan> roughly one month ago I purchased a half pound of bacon.
[13:39] <Tarkaan> I have not seen it since.
[13:40] <Tarkaan> I did not eat it.
[13:42] <Kalamazoo> seen any reanimated pig-monsters around ?
[13:44] <Twin`> are you the only one occupying your residence?
[13:44] <sxh> man
[13:45] <sxh> gotta pick up some w later
[13:45] <Twin`> if yes, then i have no clue where it went
[13:45] <Twin`> if no, mystery fucking solved baby
[13:45] <Tarkaan> I'm the only person here
[13:45] <Twin`> you clearly ate that shit while sleeping then
[13:46] <Tarkaan> I don't know.. when..or how I cooked it
[13:47] <Twin`> i didn't say anything about cooking it while asleep
[13:50] <Tarkaan> that's the line of the show there.. "My apologies. My wife...she's a bit o
[13:53] <terminal> w kcgc
[13:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 4:
[13:53] <terminal> w ksac
[13:53] <pinkboa> Weather for Sacramento Executive, California (95822) Conditions & - Upd
[13:57] <dekkon> .w 40391
[13:57] <Tubbee> Winchester, KY (38.0°N/84.2°W, 275M); Last Updated: 4:57 PM EDT; Dew Point:
[14:06] <Tarkaan> spaaaaaaam
[14:33] <c-rOCK> http://cgi.ebay.com/T-Mobile-SideKick-2-Used-by-High-class-Hooker-X-rated_W0
[14:34] <timmo> hah
[14:35] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[14:35] <swight> haha
[14:35] <swight> I'll give ya... $5 and promise to e-mail the pics back
[14:35] <terminal> haha
[14:35] <terminal> nice
[14:35] <t3h-gr1m> Hahahaha
[14:36] <t3h-gr1m> You could get any old Sidekick, put some generic porn on it, drain the bat
[14:36] <t3h-gr1m> I smell teh fraudz0rz.
[14:37] <timmo-> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/30/us_pays_for_150_clin.html
[14:43] <timmo-> http://craphound.com/images/homemademoosehead.jpg
[14:43] <wind> haha crock
[14:43] <timmo-> https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/2390/
[14:43] <wind> i just sold my sidekick
[14:43] <wind> $170
[14:43] <wind> well sold it earlier today
[14:43] <Thuryn> dammit
[14:43] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:44] <timmo> Colbert, who spoke in the guise of his talk show character, who ostensibly su
[14:44] <Thuryn> okay, quick poll. how many of you people wears 34x32 jeans?
[14:44] <timmo> hahaha
[14:44] <Twin`> i actually don't know what size my jeans are
[14:44] <Twin`> sec
[14:44] <war--> wind: ever go down rt 28 > 4:30pm?
[14:44] <wind> ?
[14:44] <timmo> 38x30 for the most part
[14:44] <wind> why
[14:45] <Twin`> the ones i hav on now are 36x34, needs to be a 34x34 though
[14:45] <c-rOCK> 36x33
[14:45] <Twin`> or 35
[14:45] <Thuryn> because i've been shopping like four times in the last two weeks looking to
[14:45] <c-rOCK> 30 is like nut huggin territory
[14:45] <Thuryn> and every store has every fucking size EXCEPT 34x32!
[14:45] <war--> wind: was wondering if that road is ever NOT jammed going down south on 28 to
[14:45] <Thuryn> exception: Penney's has plenty of 34x32 relaxed fit... Levi's. which are $
[14:46] <wind> why are you asking me
[14:46] <timmo> i can usually find 38x32, not usually 38x30
[14:46] <Thuryn> timmo, roll them up? or get them altered?
[14:46] <timmo> so if i get the 32s i just roll em
[14:46] <timmo> roll them up
[14:47] <timmo> then i put on a white tshirt and roll a pack of smokes into my sleeve
[14:47] <wind> you holden caufield you
[14:47] <Jimmothy> cigs in sleeves?
[14:47] <Thuryn> party of five
[14:47] <wind> caulfield
[14:48] <Thuryn> what was that book we all had to read in 9th grade? the outsiders?
[14:48] <wind> catcher in the rye
[14:48] <Thuryn> yeah, that's the one with holden caulfield. i mean the one about the family
[14:49] <Tarkaan> soemthing about pony boy
[14:50] <Thuryn> ah yeah. i never read the book. only saw one or two episodes of the tv sho
[14:51] <timmo> yeah it was the outsiders
[14:51] <Tarkaan> you're right, outsiders.
[14:51] <sxh> so nigs
[14:51] <sxh> tomorrow is "a day without an immigrant"
[14:52] <sxh> also what the fuck
[14:52] <Thuryn> see, wtf would i pay $40 for fucking Levi's, when THESE are $15: http://www
[14:52] <sxh> who rolls a pack of cigs into a sleeve
[14:52] <sxh> haha
[14:52] <Thuryn> snow, timmo does. and he'll kick your ass with one hand while lighting up w
[14:53] <Thuryn> from the back of his Victory V4 1100 cruiser
[14:53] <sxh> haha
[14:53] <Tarkaan> yeah, tomorrow is the day without an immigrant. Good thing my laundry day
[14:54] <Thuryn> Penney's might have gotten me to pay $25, since they actually had the jeans
[14:54] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/04/hand_built_hood_hinges.html
[14:54] <Thuryn> what's this about immigrants? url?
[14:56] <ScmFrg`a> w2 London, England
[14:56] <poopy> ScmFrg`a temp 46F/8C; wind South 10mph/17kmh; Conditions Light Rain; Sunrise
[14:59] <Tarkaan> I could really go for some potatoes.
[15:00] <Tarkaan> POH TAY TOS????
[15:00] <wind> you spelt potatos wrong
[15:00] <wind> spelled
[15:00] <wind> ;[
[15:00] <timmo> doesnt potato have an e when it goes plural?
[15:00] <wind> no?
[15:01] <wind> damn :(
[15:01] <Tarkaan> ask dan quayle.
[15:01] <Tarkaan> that's what confused him.
[15:01] <wind> it does
[15:01] <timmo> HA
[15:01] <timmo> fucker
[15:01] <timmo> i win
[15:05] <Thuryn> it can have an e in the plural, but not in the singular
[15:06] <Thuryn> D.Q. was spelling "potato" not "potatoes"
[15:06] <timmo> damn i cant find any perry como
[15:09] <ScmFrg`a> goodbye for now fellows
[15:10] <dekkon> 2 HOURS 50 MINUTES TILL NEW FAMILY GIU
[15:11] <Tarkaan> yay
[15:11] <Tarkaan> I need a potato recipe
[15:14] <DigDug> [13:09:05] < FlaVouR> DigDug they wifi'ed at ikea?
[15:14] <DigDug> i didn't check
[15:15] <DigDug> Today, on THE DOWNSIZE DC CONFERENCE CALL, Jim Babka will discuss the cost o
[15:15] <timmo> someone help me find some perry como albums
[15:16] <Jimmothy> my searches turned up nothing
[15:16] <plant> i found some
[15:17] <timmo> hook me up
[15:18] <plant> try soulseek
[15:18] <timmo> i am
[15:18] <timmo> theres like 2 people with some perry como
[15:18] <plant> aha. want me to download for you?
[15:18] <timmo> nope
[15:20] <Twin`> w 23321
[15:20] <pinkboa> Weather for Chesapeake, Virginia (23321) Conditions & - Updated at 6:14
[15:21] <war--> w 20151
[15:21] <pinkboa> Weather for Chantilly, Virginia (20151) Conditions & - Updated at 5:52
[15:25] <DigDug> w2
[15:25] <poopy> DigDug temp 57.6F/14.2C; wind SSE 1.0mph/1.6kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:
[15:29] <vintagero> w 23222
[15:29] <pinkboa> Weather for Richmond, Virginia (23222) Conditions & - Updated at 6:29 P
[15:32] <DigDug> the best part of getting whipped cream on my coffee is seeing the butter flo
[15:32] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[15:32] <dunn> regular whipped cream on coffee/
[15:34] <dunn> the best part about being on an anti-depressant that owns your sex drive is di
[15:34] <vintagero> huh?
[15:34] <dunn> i climax 2-3x a day
[15:35] <dunn> i havent been hard in 2 years
[15:35] <nightglid> ^.-
[15:35] <dekkon> spontaneous orgasm
[15:35] * nightglid is now known as Benzin
[15:35] <DigDug> wtf
[15:35] <DigDug> that happens?
[15:35] <Benzin> What did I do?
[15:35] <DigDug> hi Benzin, welcome to #geekissues ^_^
[15:35] <Benzin> Hello...
[15:35] <dunn> no, sometimes after i take a piss, i'll have a mini orgasm
[15:35] <vintagero> dunn: hahaha, whoa
[15:35] <DigDug> hahah
[15:36] * geck puts money on mistaken identity
[15:36] <geck> dunn: damn
[15:36] <geck> I want that
[15:36] <vintagero> dunn: what are you taking?
[15:36] <DigDug> actually, depending on how intense yours are, i have something like that hap
[15:36] <dunn> effexor
[15:36] <vintagero> ah
[15:37] <dunn> pen, not intense at all
[15:37] <dunn> they are weak
[15:37] <vintagero> i was on lexapro for two months and I had no sex drive.
[15:37] <vintagero> NONE
[15:37] <DigDug> sometimes i think that i wouldn't mind having no sex drive
[15:37] <dunn> i havent had one in 2.5 years and i dont mind it
[15:38] <vintagero> digdug: it does make things a lot easier
[15:38] <Benzin> I wouldn't mind it.
[15:38] <donkeykon> I never have the problem of them saying "is it in yet", usualy, they are
[15:38] <timmo> same thing happened to me when i started fucking your mom
[15:38] <timmo> !oh
[15:38] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[15:38] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BAL
[15:38] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[15:38] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[15:38] <Benzin> I don't get laid as it is. :/
[15:38] <DigDug> vintagero: exactly
[15:38] <DigDug> hmmm
[15:38] <dekkon>
[15:38] <dekkon>
[15:38] <dekkon>
[15:38] <dekkon>
[15:38] <dekkon>
[15:38] <DigDug> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[15:38] <DigDug> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
[15:38] <vintagero> the zoloft that i'm on now hasn't bothered me at all. sex drive is normal
[15:38] <dunn> well you appreciate other things more, like now i try to see how much i can e
[15:39] <vintagero> true
[15:39] <dunn> thats what ive been calling masturbating lately
[15:39] <Benzin> hehe
[15:39] <DigDug> ;[
[15:39] <vintagero> hehehe, for me its a nice slice of strawberry cake
[15:39] <donkeykon> mary had a little lamb, she couldn't stop it grunting, so she took it up
[15:40] <vintagero> hahaha
[15:40] <Benzin> he
[15:40] <Benzin> *heh
[15:40] <DigDug> heh
[15:40] <DigDug> that was just vulgar without any funny
[15:41] <vintagero> i just feel sorry for the lamb :(
[15:41] <dunn> the new tool is hard to listen to
[15:41] <DigDug> that too, vintagero ;[
[15:42] <jestuh> WHAT DUNN?
[15:42] <jestuh> you have lost your mind
[15:42] <jestuh> best cd since undertow
[15:42] <Thuryn> donkeykon was too stupid to re-join too
[15:42] <dunn> its like a cd you have to listen to all the way through
[15:42] <jestuh> that's all i ever do
[15:42] <DigDug> Thuryn: that's how we keep the channel iq above 0
[15:42] <jestuh> lol
[15:42] <Benzin> hehe
[15:42] <jestuh> sup Thuryn wtf you hiding?
[15:43] <Thuryn> in the upstairs bedroom (not kidding)
[15:43] <Thuryn> been cleaning shit outta the house
[15:43] <Thuryn> unfortunately, it's all been very HEAVY shit
[15:43] <Benzin> Fun.
[15:43] <Benzin> Ouch.
[15:43] <Thuryn> HP LaserJet II printers weigh about 2.7 metric buttloads
[15:43] <Benzin> hehe
[15:44] <Twin`> you ever dropped one of those fuckers?
[15:44] <DigDug> great printers though
[15:44] <Thuryn> so do old Sony 15" Trinitrons
[15:44] <Thuryn> yeah, it ran forever
[15:44] <Twin`> man
[15:44] <DigDug> ok time to go to work ;[[[[
[15:44] <Benzin> C ya.
[15:44] <dunn> ew
[15:44] <Thuryn> but the fuser in this one is about to go out, and the maintenance kit for it
[15:44] <Twin`> you drop that printer, your foot is gone
[15:44] <Benzin> Have fun. :PO
[15:44] <Benzin> *:P
[15:45] <Thuryn> Twin` yeah that and a couple of other compys we had up there, and some WORM
[15:45] <Thuryn> BLEH
[15:45] <jestuh> work on what pen?
[15:45] <jestuh> ;[
[15:45] <DigDug> jester, i didn't do something on friday that needs to be done by monday
[15:45] <jestuh> ahh that sucks
[15:45] <DigDug> if i don't go online it should take like 30min
[15:45] <jestuh> have to actually go in?
[15:46] <DigDug> yeah
[15:46] <jestuh> >;[
[15:46] <DigDug> i'm already in manhattan though
[15:46] <dunn> i bought an experts-exchange account and i phuckin love it
[15:46] <DigDug> just sucks that i have 2 bags of ikea crap with me
[15:46] <DigDug> dunn: o rly
[15:47] <DigDug> what does it do?
[15:47] <dunn> prompt replies
[15:47] <jestuh> i just use bugmenot for EE
[15:47] <DigDug> ah
[15:47] <dunn> white papers
[15:47] <jestuh> leave ikea shit at the apt ;\
[15:47] <dunn> im a noob to ee but its helped alot so far
[15:47] <claws03> throw the ikea stuff away
[15:47] <dunn> www.bugmenot.com disregard
[15:48] <DigDug> haha <3 claws
[15:48] <jestuh> haha
[15:48] <DigDug> jester, i'm at 42nd street
[15:48] <jestuh> since claws is lurking i'll say it in here...
[15:48] <DigDug> work is about 15min away
[15:48] <jestuh> just went hiking at a new place today
[15:48] <jestuh> totally amazing
[15:48] <jestuh> prolly one of top 2 places
[15:48] <DigDug> home is like 70min away, right past work
[15:48] <jestuh> even better that NO ONE ever goes that direction
[15:48] <DigDug> jester and claws need to come hike in nyc with me
[15:49] <jestuh> ohh i thought you were in the apt
[15:49] <jestuh> i'll come out if i get the att job
[15:49] <claws03> after i get 3 more weeks of vaction i am up for it
[15:49] <DigDug> how much do you have right now claws
[15:50] <claws03> a week or so -=x
[15:50] <jestuh> then you're coming with me
[15:50] <jestuh> and you decide if you're coming down here next weekend?
[15:50] <claws03> there is questions asked about next weekend
[15:50] <claws03> aim...
[15:51] <jestuh> i'm on aim
[15:51] <jestuh> no msgs from you
[15:51] <wind> me too
[15:51] <DigDug> he wasn't talking to you, jester
[15:51] <DigDug> DUHHH
[15:51] <DigDug> why would he message you
[15:51] <DigDug> you're not important
[15:52] <wind> oh snap
[15:52] <jestuh> oh yeah
[15:52] <jestuh> ;[
[15:52] <wind> i feel loved
[15:52] <Benzin> lol
[15:52] <wind> ohhh snap
[15:52] <Benzin> Gah
[15:52] <DigDug> hi wind, how's it going?
[15:52] <terminal> er
[15:52] <Benzin> Not used to this nick...
[15:52] <wind> haha
[15:52] <terminal> wrong button
[15:53] <jestuh> you use another nick in here before?
[15:53] <Benzin> No, I just don't frequent this network.
[15:53] <Benzin> My nick is normally nightglider28
[15:53] <Benzin> but this server cuts it to nightglid.
[15:54] <jestuh> <3 efnet
[15:54] <Benzin> </3
[15:54] <DigDug> <3 efnet
[15:54] <DigDug> i'm glad i said that first
[15:54] * Benzin shoots an arrow through DigDug and jestuh's hearts.
[15:55] <jestuh> haha
[15:55] <DigDug> who's jestuh?
[15:55] <Benzin> jester
[15:55] <DigDug> jester?
[15:55] <jestuh> who?
[15:55] <DigDug> i don't know who you're talking about
[15:55] <Benzin> Meh, nevermind.
[15:55] <DigDug> ok closing lid of laptop
[15:55] <DigDug> bye
[15:55] <terminal> the hell you talking about boy
[15:55] <Benzin> Apparentl i don't knwo,
[15:55] <Benzin> *know
[15:55] <wind> haha
[15:56] <war--> wind: why did you ask who flosses?
[15:56] <wind> i don't repeat my musings
[15:57] <sxh> man benzin
[15:57] <Benzin> Yes?
[15:57] <sxh> who the hell are you talking about
[15:58] <Benzin> I'm going to say I don't know.
[15:58] <sxh> you're a butt
[15:58] <Benzin> Ok.
[15:58] <sxh> talking about ppl you don't know
[15:58] <sxh> behind their back
[15:58] <Benzin> I'll shutup then,.
[16:00] <jestuh> hahaha
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> damn
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> Windows XP Pro has been running for 2wks 2days 21hrs 1min 51secs
[16:05] <jestuh> time since last crash: 2wks 1day 49mins 58secs
[16:05] <Benzin> Operating System: (Windows XP Home Edition, Service Pack 2 (5.1 - 2600)) ¤ U
[16:05] <Kalamazoo> xp home lolz
[16:05] <Benzin> Budget.
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> pirate
[16:06] <Benzin> Nah, legit.
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> no, i was saying to pirate it
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> lol
[16:06] <Benzin> Ah.
[16:06] <jestuh> criminals
[16:06] <Benzin> hehe
[16:06] <Kalamazoo> i just meant for him to get a pirate theme for xp
[16:06] <Benzin> lol
[16:07] <Kalamazoo> change the cursor to a pirate sword
[16:07] <Benzin> Advertising not welcome, sxh.
[16:07] <jestuh> oh ok
[16:07] <sxh> haha
[16:07] <sxh> i violated every one of your rules
[16:07] <sxh> then left
[16:07] <Thuryn> Benzin, like your color-laden system stats are SO COOL
[16:07] <Benzin> Not all of them.
[16:08] <sxh> also your friends are boring
[16:08] <sxh> and are some hardcore idlers
[16:08] <Benzin> It's Aus.
[16:08] <Benzin> Theyre probably at work.
[16:08] <Thuryn> it has "Windows" in it (strike 1) and "XP Home" (strike 2) and "Record Uptim
[16:08] <Benzin> It would have been longer, but I was installing fc5.
[16:09] <Kalamazoo> tim if you are here im starting to really like this new sound of animals
[16:09] <sxh> aww shit
[16:09] <sxh> we've got a fledgling lunix fiend
[16:09] <jestuh> how do i not have this cd?
[16:09] <Benzin> You do.
[16:09] <sxh> listen up benzin, go buy a mac
[16:09] <sxh> seriously
[16:09] <Benzin> Nope.
[16:09] <Kalamazoo> i can give you the torrent for it jestuh
[16:10] <Benzin> I much prefer pc's.
[16:10] <jestuh> i don't download torrents
[16:10] <Thuryn> Benzin, the computer doesn't love you back.
[16:10] <Thuryn> get a mac.
[16:10] <jestuh> what's it called?
[16:10] <Benzin> I didn't say love.
[16:10] <Kalamazoo> lover, the lord has left us
[16:10] <Benzin> I said prefer.
[16:10] <Thuryn> it doesn't prefer you either
[16:10] <Benzin> I bought it. I say it sdoes.
[16:10] <Benzin> *does
[16:10] <Kalamazoo> its way different, but it grew on me a lot
[16:11] <sxh> well
[16:11] <sxh> we tried to help you
[16:11] <sxh> once you install your leet-ware fedora
[16:12] <sxh> and use lunix as a desktop os
[16:12] <sxh> you'll want something polished
[16:12] <wind> new family guy tonight?>
[16:12] <sxh> something... different
[16:12] <sxh> something apple.
[16:12] <Benzin> besides, macs have moved to intel. That's three strikes right there.
[16:12] <sxh> a lunix fiend and an amd zealot
[16:12] <wind> yup
[16:12] <Twin`> the way i see it, intel is better than the motorolas they were rocking for et
[16:12] <wind> new family guy tonight
[16:13] <Benzin> I'm not exactly a linux fiend.
[16:13] <geck> ugh
[16:13] <geck> fedora
[16:13] * geck pukes a bit
[16:13] <Benzin> Still very new to it.
[16:13] <catnip> fedora UGH! :(
[16:13] <geck> use a good distro, if redhat, then centos
[16:13] <catnip> debian
[16:13] <geck> if you aren't afraid of non-rh distros.. debian
[16:13] <geck> haha
[16:13] <Twin`> fedora was my home boy back when it was still called redhat.
[16:13] <geck> or gentoo :)
[16:13] <catnip> yes
[16:13] <Benzin> Fedora Core was recommened to me as a good beginner osd.
[16:13] <Benzin> *os
[16:13] <sxh> or ubuntu
[16:13] <Twin`> ubuntu is eh
[16:13] <geck> fedora core is an edge distro
[16:13] <catnip> ubuntu is debian
[16:13] <sxh> ubuntu is probably much better
[16:13] <sxh> as a beginner os
[16:14] <Twin`> nothin special about it to me
[16:14] <Benzin> I have an ubuntu disc beside me.
[16:14] <geck> meaning.. fedora is designed for red hat to test software on
[16:14] <sxh> just because ubuntu comes with all the ubuntu patches and what not
[16:14] <geck> before they push it into redhat desktop/redhat enterprise
[16:14] <sxh> it's the closest thing to linux as a desktop os
[16:14] <catnip> <--- debian zealot running it on AMD
[16:14] <wind> new phone - http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/137808801/
[16:14] <sxh> fedora is redhat's bleeding edge
[16:14] <Twin`> between ubuntu and fedora/rh, had ubuntu been out at the time, i would have s
[16:15] <geck> sxh, gentoo is a pretty good polished desktop.. as long as you want to do the
[16:15] <sxh> well, you have to do the polishing
[16:15] <catnip> the only problem for news with unbuntu
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