Session Start: Thu Apr 27 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:05] <Stereo``> haha yeah i heard the audio clip of john lennon talking
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[01:01] * Topic is '<Thero> I have a pretty small penis, i'm not afraid to admit it.'
[01:01] * Set by Rjx!~Rjx@81-86-131-94.dsl.pipex.com on Wed Apr 26 16:56:35
[01:05] <ScumFrog> morning all
[01:09] * Rjx is now known as Rjx_
[01:12] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/OMG%20ZERG%20RUSH%21%21%21.jpg
[01:24] <Rjx> Even a failed attempt at downloading a movie is punishable under the proposed b
[01:27] <Rjx> A hotly contested Democratic bid to enshrine extensive Net neutrality regulatio
[01:36] <Kurin> What is accomplishing a hack?
[01:37] <dwp> gaining unauthorized access to a computer system
[01:37] <Kurin> What does that have to do with downloading movies?
[01:38] <dwp> No idea
[01:38] <Twin`> don't draw a direct line between them
[01:38] <Twin`> in the line of old people, piracy and hacking fall into the same gray area
[01:38] <Rjx> findin' link
[01:38] <Rjx> http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6064016.html
[01:39] <kitchen> I still think CD players are violate the DMCA
[01:41] <Kurin> Well I'm going to stick to rending and ripping
[01:41] <Twin`> "It's illegal and involves a computer"
[01:50] <kitchen> I wonder what the bugtraq folks feel about the "mere communication about th
[01:50] <kitchen> you can no longer publish proof of concept exploit code?
[02:32] <Kurin> Can you no longer point people to mplayer?
[02:33] <FlaVouR> why not?
[02:33] <Kurin> http://news.com.com/2100-1028_3-6064016.html
[02:33] <Kurin> 01:50.44 <@kitchen> I wonder what the bugtraq folks feel about the "mer
[02:33] <Kurin> 01:51.00 <@kitchen> you can no longer publish proof of concept exploit
[02:33] <FlaVouR> lol
[02:33] <FlaVouR> ok
[02:40] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:42] <ScumFrog> hmm
[02:42] <ScumFrog> anyone following the Duke Lacrosse rape case?
[02:45] <ExZippo> Yes
[02:45] <ExZippo> Wait
[02:45] <ExZippo> Who?
[02:46] <ScumFrog> the duke lacrosse team
[02:46] <ScumFrog> hold on a sec, ill link you
[02:47] <catnip> good morning
[02:47] <ScumFrog> http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/LegalCenter/story?id=1858806&page=1
[02:47] <ScumFrog> aparantly theres a big media storm in the US, but me being in england, im
[02:49] <catnip> what is lacrosse?
[02:49] <catnip> pardon my ignorance
[02:49] <ScumFrog> a sport
[02:49] <catnip> oh.
[02:49] <ScumFrog> http://www.insidelacrosse.com/index.cfm
[02:50] <catnip> ty
[02:51] <catnip> damn, some heavy body armour
[02:51] <catnip> it gets rough eh?
[02:51] <ScumFrog> yah
[02:51] <ScumFrog> kinda like ice hockey, but on a field
[02:51] <ScumFrog> and a ball instead of a puck
[02:52] <ScumFrog> wtc
[02:52] <ScumFrog> *etc
[02:54] <catnip> lots of marketing behind it, it means sponsors, meaning the sport is doing w
[02:57] <ScumFrog> growing fast
[02:57] <ScumFrog> almost as popular as 'soccer' in the US
[02:58] <ScumFrog> i say 'soccer' because its football to me
[03:00] * reduus_ is now known as reduus
[03:01] <Rjx> that's a pretty silly thing to call a game that involves using your foot to kic
[03:03] <ScumFrog> i know, how ludicrous.
[03:11] <catnip> yes, the euros are revolting I see
[03:11] <catnip> then again, american football is played by hand
[03:11] <catnip> so...
[03:11] <ScumFrog> handsquashedballwithlaces
[03:12] <Rjx> it's essentially rugby
[03:12] <ScumFrog> with pads
[03:12] <Rjx> just with a lot more intricate strategies
[03:12] <catnip> I like rugby better
[03:12] <Rjx> and yeah, kevlar body armor
[03:12] <catnip> I actually can understand rugby
[03:12] <catnip> and follow a game with interest
[03:12] <Rjx> i think i actually understand american football now
[03:12] <Rjx> i just can't stay focused on the game for 3 hours
[03:13] <catnip> Rjx: why bother?
[03:13] <Rjx> i spend a fair amount of time in the US, it helps me blend in among the natives
[03:13] <ScumFrog> heheh
[03:13] <catnip> its like, play, change the whole team, play 5 secs, change the whole team, s
[03:14] <catnip> oh, and dance when you score a try
[03:14] <Rjx> i've also learned how to complain about high gas prices while driving an SUV
[03:14] <catnip> LOL
[03:14] <catnip> serves you right, get an austin metro!
[03:14] <Rjx> i've never needed to drive in london
[03:14] <catnip> its just an uv
[03:14] <Rjx> not that i could afford it anyway
[03:14] <Rjx> public transport gets me wherever i need to go for the most part
[03:15] <catnip> yes, like in most european big cities
[03:15] <catnip> the only reason to take a car/bike is if you commute from far away
[03:15] <Rjx> i've learned that in the US, driving is done differently too
[03:16] <Rjx> the most common (and seemingly flexible) signal is to hold up your middle finge
[03:16] <ScumFrog> and toot the horn
[03:16] <catnip> I tought the americans were more laid back
[03:16] <catnip> while driving
[03:17] <Rjx> and to inform someone they may be breaking the law, it is customary to roll dow
[03:17] <Rjx> depends where you go
[03:17] <Rjx> the different states are almost like different countries
[03:17] <catnip> thats too much stress for me
[03:17] <catnip> Rjx: technically, they are big enough for it ;)
[03:18] <Rjx> indeed
[03:18] <catnip> new york city is bigger than some european countries
[03:18] <Rjx> only luxemborg, i'd think
[03:19] <ScumFrog> san marino ;)
[03:19] <catnip> I'd risk maybe holland
[03:19] <catnip> or belgium
[03:19] <ScumFrog> I doubt holland
[03:19] <catnip> holland is quite small
[03:20] <catnip> it dumbfounds me how they can have a premier league
[03:20] <catnip> with all those teams
[03:20] <ScumFrog> heh
[03:20] <ScumFrog> where you from catnip?
[03:20] <catnip> currently in spain
[03:21] <ScumFrog> ah, Barca go through last night then?
[03:21] <catnip> but Im from belgium
[03:21] <catnip> yep
[03:21] <catnip> nil-nil
[03:21] <catnip> enough to go trough
[03:21] <ScumFrog> the final should be a good game
[03:21] <Rjx> donde esta el pulpo
[03:21] <Rjx> esta tristementa con el dios
[03:22] <catnip> lol
[03:22] <catnip> altough spain depresses me
[03:22] <catnip> its boring
[03:23] <ScumFrog> least its got nice weather
[03:23] <ScumFrog> unlike england
[03:23] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[03:23] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 10:50 AM BST on April 27, 2
[03:24] <Rjx> not too bad out today
[03:24] <ScumFrog> true
[03:24] <ScumFrog> weather is improving, im glad to say
[03:24] <ScumFrog> winter is just depressing
[03:24] <Rjx> that it is
[03:25] <Rjx> sucks when it is dark at 4pm
[03:26] <Kurin> I actually like it when it gets dark early
[03:26] <ScumFrog> aye, wake up for work = dark, get out of work = dark
[03:26] <Kurin> Though the weather was *really* nice today
[03:26] <Kurin> That's nice
[03:26] <catnip> I dont get out much, so I dont really care about the weather
[03:26] <catnip> and, im from belgium
[03:27] <catnip> whats 300 days of rain in a year?
[03:27] <catnip> NOTHING! SUMMER!
[03:27] <Kurin> In San Fransisco if there's a fog people will use umbrellas
[03:27] <ScumFrog> thats cos there gay.
[03:27] <ScumFrog> ;]
[03:28] <catnip> its a bit foggy today
[03:28] <catnip> yes... but its nice, about 20º
[03:29] <catnip> and the sun will break out eventually
[03:29] <catnip> and all the moped fucktards will be out of their holes
[03:30] <Rjx> god save the queen
[03:30] <Rjx> the fascist regime
[03:30] <catnip> motorhead?
[03:30] <catnip> at this hour?
[03:31] <Rjx> sex pistols
[03:31] <catnip> Rjx: get back to the old world and bring your suv, so you can really get agg
[03:32] <Rjx> haha
[03:32] <Rjx> i'm in the UK right now
[03:32] <catnip> btw, wich one you got?
[03:32] <catnip> is it a v8?
[03:32] <Rjx> i don't really drive an SUV, that was mockery
[03:32] <catnip> or an utilitarian "v6"?
[03:33] <Kurin> Yeah, I'm glad I don't have a car this year
[03:33] <Kurin> I'd hate to be my sister right now
[03:33] <catnip> ppl in europe buy small cars with 1200cc engines for getting on with life in
[03:33] <Kurin> (she just got her license)
[03:33] <Rjx> we're up to like $7 a gallon in the UK right now
[03:33] <catnip> in the us, the concept of utility vehicle is a small block v6
[03:33] <catnip> lol
[03:33] <Kurin> You guys have real public transportation though right
[03:34] <Kurin> And cars that are designed around gas usage
[03:34] <Kurin> And all sorts of neat stuf
[03:34] <Rjx> well yeah, those were built for a good reason
[03:34] <catnip> Kurin: of course, have you seen the prices of gas?
[03:34] <catnip> what sense does it make to own a car that guzzles gas ?
[03:35] <Rjx> because you need a huge truck to pick kids up from school
[03:35] <catnip> get a small car, easy to park, less taxed, etc etc
[03:35] <Kurin> Well when you're sitting in a 3 hour morning commute
[03:35] <Kurin> In a 6 lane highway
[03:35] <Kurin> You want a good view
[03:35] <catnip> lol
[03:35] <Kurin> So you need to be sitting above the rest of the tools
[03:35] <Kurin> And to push a car that big
[03:35] <Kurin> You need a lot of engine
[03:35] <catnip> even euro sport cars are small
[03:36] <Rjx> i think there needs to be new legislation that you need a license to own fuel-g
[03:36] <Rjx> so that people who have a good reason to own one
[03:36] <Rjx> can still drive them
[03:36] <catnip> if I had my way, i'd buy a smart from mercedes
[03:36] <catnip> top car
[03:36] <Rjx> and you can ban the rest
[03:36] <catnip> 600cc
[03:36] <Kurin> Here in Berkeley there are people who drive electric cars
[03:36] <catnip> parks in half the space
[03:36] <catnip> goes like stink
[03:36] <Kurin> But it's like someone went out of their way to design those to look stupid
[03:36] <Rjx> electric cars are making slow progress
[03:36] <Rjx> but progress nonetheless
[03:37] <Rjx> haha
[03:37] <Rjx> isn't there a simpsons bit where they go into an exhibition on "the cars of the
[03:37] <catnip> I have a peugeot 106 now
[03:37] <Rjx> "i'm an electric car! i can't go very fast, or very far, and if you drive me pe
[03:38] <catnip> 1000cc, 4 seats, a nice booth
[03:38] <catnip> and thats it!
[03:38] <catnip> cost me 700euros
[03:38] <catnip> 150euros to insure
[03:38] <Kurin> calc 700 euros in real money
[03:38] <catnip> dunno, 800 bucks?
[03:38] <Rjx> about 500 GBP
[03:38] <Kurin> 870
[03:39] <Rjx> oh, you mean US money
[03:39] <Rjx> :x
[03:39] <catnip> us money "was" real money
[03:39] <Kurin> It would be hilarious if the bot changed "real money" to usd
[03:39] <Rjx> the USD has gained a little bit of strength lately
[03:39] <Kurin> Yeah I hear Iran is selling oil in euros now
[03:39] <Rjx> still recovering from the huge plummet post-911
[03:39] <Kurin> or planning to
[03:40] <Rjx> http://www.donotupload.com/comics/effects_of_the_dropping_dollar_standard.gif
[03:40] <Kurin> zing
[03:40] <ScumFrog> haha
[03:41] <catnip> lol
[03:41] <ScumFrog> clever indeed
[03:41] <catnip> 50 cent in europe is like 43 cent
[03:41] <Rjx> calc 1 USD in EUR
[03:41] <pinkboa> - 1 U.S. dollar = 0.804634696 Euros
[03:41] <Rjx> calc 1 USD in GBP
[03:41] <pinkboa> - 1 U.S. dollar = 0.559941766 British pounds
[03:41] <Rjx> calc 1 USD in YEN
[03:41] <Kurin> calc 50 cent in yen
[03:41] <pinkboa> - 50 U.S. cent = 57.4850079 Japanese yen
[03:41] <Ther0> YENYENYUEN
[03:42] <ScumFrog> buhaha, strong GBP
[03:42] <Rjx> calc 1 GBP in USD
[03:42] <pinkboa> - 1 British pound = 1.7859 U.S. dollars
[03:42] <Rjx> not willing to do the inverse ;[
[03:42] <catnip> calc 50 cent in eur
[03:42] <pinkboa> - 50 U.S. cent = 0.402317348 Euros
[03:42] <catnip> 40 cent, the discount rapper
[03:42] <Rjx> more like 28 pence
[03:42] <Rjx> hurrr
[03:42] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[03:43] <ScumFrog> heh. Hes just that good ;]
[03:43] <catnip> Rjx: drop the paynds already
[03:43] <catnip> get euros, so you dont get confused when travelling abroad
[03:43] <Rjx> screw that
[03:43] <ScumFrog> nevar
[03:43] <Rjx> you guys can join the pound
[03:43] <catnip> lol
[03:56] <omgdontca> so wth is in this channel
[03:56] <Kurin> huh?
[03:57] <omgdontca> like whats in this channel
[03:57] <Rjx> it used to be in my pants
[03:57] <Rjx> but now it's heading right for your anus
[03:57] <Rjx> does that give you a clue
[03:57] <Kurin> Yeah. See the topic
[03:57] <Kurin> Thero's penis
[03:57] <omgdontca> so like what u guys talk about
[03:57] <Rjx> your mother
[03:57] <Rjx> mainly
[03:57] <omgdontca> penises?
[03:57] <Kurin> Pretty much
[03:57] <omgdontca> Rjx stfu ur not funny
[03:58] <omgdontca> or insulting
[03:58] <omgdontca> oh kk
[03:58] <Rjx> maybe i'll bold it then
[03:58] <omgdontca> il be leavin
[03:58] <Rjx> your mother
[03:58] <omgdontca> damn. cnt do much against a bold
[03:58] <Rjx> he's right
[03:58] <ScumFrog> what a tool.
[04:21] <mef> great topic
[04:26] <Twin`> url imdb girl next door
[04:26] <pinkboa> - "imdb girl next door": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265208/
[05:23] * Serena[T] is now known as idlewild
[05:35] <Tark-Work> too early for this shit
[05:35] <Tark-Work> silly
[05:35] <Tark-Work> you Web 1.0 slacker, whut up
[05:39] <ScumFrog> haha
[05:39] <ScumFrog> genius
[05:39] * ScumFrog just got the new boy at the store
[05:39] <ScumFrog> got loads of clothes for a fraction of the price
[05:44] <|sili> weee
[05:44] * |sili is now known as sili
[05:44] <Kurin> So how badly is the Da Vinci code going to suck
[05:44] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[05:48] <catnip> back
[05:48] <catnip> siesta time here...
[05:48] <ScumFrog> lazy bastards
[05:48] <catnip> its like a ghost town
[05:48] <catnip> I cant get around this siesta thing
[05:49] <catnip> my 2pm apointment is late...
[05:49] <ScumFrog> w2
[05:49] <poopy> ScumFrog more then one result
[05:49] <ScumFrog> w Manchester, England
[05:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "manchester,+england"
[05:50] <ScumFrog> w, london, england
[05:50] <catnip> take the coma out
[05:50] <ScumFrog> ffs
[05:50] <Kurin> w2
[05:50] <ScumFrog> w london, england
[05:50] <poopy> Kurin temp 54.1F/12.3C; wind SW 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sun
[05:50] <pinkboa> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 1:20 PM BST on April 27, 20
[05:50] <catnip> w valencia spain
[05:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia+spain"
[05:50] <catnip> w valencia, spain
[05:50] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "valencia,+spain"
[05:51] <catnip> silly bitch, told her to be here at a quarter to 2... ;(
[05:51] <Tark-Work> Kurin, Tom Hanks.
[05:52] <Tark-Work> and that's all I have to say about that.
[05:52] <catnip> mAYbe she's getting on her siesta
[05:52] <catnip> Tark-Work: lol
[05:52] <catnip> nice 1
[05:52] <Tark-Work> dude
[05:52] <Tark-Work> he looks like a fucking dork
[05:52] <Tark-Work> with that hair
[05:53] <catnip> he is a dork
[05:53] <catnip> I used to like when he made comedy
[05:53] <catnip> or even f. gump
[05:53] <catnip> castaway sucked so bad...
[05:54] <catnip> castaway was aimed purely at academy awards
[05:54] <Kurin> Nothing is aimed purely at anything except money
[05:54] <Tark-Work> Remember when we went to see Philadelphia? "HAhaha Tom Hanks! Everythin
[05:55] <Tark-Work> I have no interest in castaway
[05:55] <catnip> speaking of aids, my client is here....
[05:55] <catnip> brb
[05:55] <Tark-Work> I'll watch DiVinci Code because I'm mildly interested in the subject matt
[05:56] <Tark-Work> And Flight 93? What the fuck is that? I saw that movie already.
[05:56] <Tark-Work> LIVE.
[05:56] <Tark-Work> On CNN.
[05:56] <Tark-Work> In 2001.
[05:56] <Josho> united
[05:56] <Josho> tom hanks <3
[05:56] <Josho> castaway <4
[05:56] * Josho is now known as csqrl
[05:56] <Tark-Work> Green Mile was a good film. So was Forrest Gump.
[05:57] <timmo> well
[05:57] <timmo> i just got done reading the divinci code
[05:57] <timmo> because someone bought it for me
[05:57] <timmo> and despite the whole hype around it and such
[05:57] <timmo> it wasnt all that bad
[05:57] <timmo> pretty good story
[05:57] <timmo> i avoided it like the plague
[05:57] <Tark-Work> some religious symbolism. Muslim discretion advised.
[05:58] <timmo> didnt really give a fuck about reading it until someone bought it for me and
[05:58] * catnip the fastest body piercer this side of the atalntic is back!
[05:58] <catnip> that was fast , under estimated her,,,
[05:59] <Tark-Work> Mcafee Desktop Firewall <3 .. I can't believe how much shit tries to
[05:59] <catnip> didn't even flinch
[05:59] <Tark-Work> wash your hands, catnip
[05:59] <Tark-Work> what did you pierce?
[05:59] <catnip> I use gloves
[05:59] <catnip> tongue
[06:00] <catnip> one more chick with a rodin her mouth, courtesy of me
[06:00] <catnip> rod in*
[06:00] <catnip> I use gloves and disposable needles
[06:00] <catnip> only the pliers go to sterilization
[06:01] <catnip> and I use disinfectant
[06:01] <catnip> afterwards
[06:01] <catnip> k-shing! 75 euros!
[06:01] <catnip> plus jewelry
[06:04] <Tark-Work> damn, I forgot my breakfast again.
[06:06] <catnip> well, now ill be going to do real work, none of this piercing shit that come
[06:06] <catnip> bbl, waaaaay later.
[06:08] <jonathans> The Blow Job
[06:08] <jonathans> cocks piercing the threshold of your mouth
[06:12] <Tark-Work> All around the world. You gotta suck my balls.
[06:14] <jeek> All around the worrrrrrld... suckin' Tark's ballllsssss
[06:14] * jeek sings backup.
[06:15] <Tark-Work> I don't know why that's the first thing that comes to mind when I hear th
[06:17] <D1-> well, I didn't receive a revelation from god on ambien.
[06:17] <D1-> in fact, I barely slept on 5mg. ;[
[06:17] <Workdug> sry d1
[06:17] <D1-> no worries, there is always tonight
[06:19] <Tark-Work> d1, did you drink any alcohol?
[06:19] <D1-> no.
[06:19] <Tark-Work> (also, have him give you the 10mg tabs and break them in half, it's cheap
[06:19] <Workdug> i think that's what he did, tark
[06:20] <Tark-Work> (also, if you slam a beer you'll sleep like a rock. just shut your phone
[06:21] <Tark-Work> one sip of alcohol with ambien is contraindicated. that's where all the
[06:30] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia codesoft
[06:30] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia codesoft": http://www.rfidgazette.org/2006/02/codesoft_8_enab.
[06:30] <Tark-Work> mm?
[06:33] <wind`> ooo
[06:33] <wind`> my phone might come today
[06:33] <wind`> it's only 35mi away
[06:38] <Tark-Work> the UPS driver is bringing my breakfast
[06:38] <Tark-Work> possibly my lunch as well
[06:38] <Tark-Work> I wish candydirect shipped a lil quicker :(
[06:40] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:41] <Tark-Work> http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/26/cox.wikipedia/index.html <-- HO
[06:41] <Tark-Work> WASHINGTON (CNN) -- A Georgia gubernatorial candidate accepted the resign
[07:04] <GerbilWrk> so who wants to jump in and harass Josho all day?
[07:11] <c-rOCK> WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Every American taxpayer would get a $100 rebate check to
[07:12] <Workdug> ..................................
[07:13] <sysfault> howdy
[07:13] <Workdug> howdy, sysfault
[07:13] * sysfault is trying to figure out a way to make a quick $850, this is ridiculous.
[07:14] <Workdug> sysfault: 17 blowjobs
[07:14] <Workdug> if you're good
[07:15] <Tark-Work> that $100 is a 'rebate', and it comes with you signing onto a pledge to d
[07:15] <Workdug> peng, url?
[07:15] <sysfault> i'll do it if i were getting paid by some woman to give me a blowjob.
[07:15] <Workdug> sysfault: unfortunately, that's not how it works
[07:15] <sysfault> heh, since when? :)
[07:27] <Rjx> since you woke up
[07:27] <Rjx> oh
[07:27] <Rjx> ;[
[07:29] <Zera> sonuva bitch i did it again...
[07:29] <Zera> i thought i was in the room
[07:29] <Zera> just that everyone was quiet...
[07:29] <Zera> i wasnt here -_-
[07:30] <Rjx> channel, not room
[07:30] <Zera> sorry, yahoo habit
[07:31] <Trixi> w 63122
[07:31] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 9:3
[07:31] <Kurin> "Learners, especially in school settings, are often faced with tasks that do
[07:32] <Kurin> I like how there's a whole paper, apparently, devoted to how retarded school
[07:32] <Rjx> there are plenty
[07:32] <Rjx> the education system is fundamentally flawed
[07:32] <Rjx> in most western countries
[07:32] <ExZippo> So there I was, balls deep in this girl's ass
[07:33] <Rjx> in Thero's case that wouldn't be very far
[07:33] <Rjx> (see topic)
[07:33] <Zera> hehe
[07:37] <pinin> holy fuck am i tired
[07:37] <ExZippo> It's 2:37am
[07:37] <ExZippo> I'm going to bed
[07:38] <ExZippo> fuck this awake jazz
[07:38] <Workdug> u suk
[07:38] <Workdug> hi jester
[07:38] <ExZippo> Been up since 6am yesterday
[07:38] <ExZippo> My brain is telling me to sleep
[07:38] <Workdug> sleep
[07:38] <Zera> make it a straight 48
[07:38] <Workdug> yeah, who needs braincells
[07:39] <pinin> hi
[07:40] <sili> omghi2u
[07:40] <sili> !
[07:40] <Rjx> i don't like it when foreign sites post about syswear
[07:40] <Workdug> hi silocone
[07:40] <sili> hiya
[07:40] <Rjx> because i struggle to understand whether they're saying good things or being cr
[07:40] <Workdug> because you can't understand what they're saying, rjx?
[07:40] <sili> haha
[07:40] <Workdug> haha
[07:40] <Rjx> yeah
[07:41] <Workdug> probably positive, since they're linking to you
[07:41] <Rjx> especially since they're using the affiliate link thing
[07:41] <Rjx> **Enlace mega-patrocinado. Aquello que ustedes compren a través de él revertirá
[07:42] <sili> hmm
[07:42] <sili> what the hell language is that?
[07:44] <hermes> spanish?
[07:44] <Rjx> 9 0.02% http://geekissues.org/keyword/indian+masala+movies
[07:44] <Rjx> the hell
[07:44] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure this is a racist backlash by DigDug
[07:44] <Workdug> <3
[07:45] <Rjx> 1 0.00% http://www.geekissues.org/keyword/FROGSEX
[07:45] <Rjx> :D
[07:45] <Kurin> First graders in an inner-city school were so highly motivated to write books
[07:46] <ScumFrog> http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0811824152/ref=sib_dp_pt/002-9524599-57888
[07:46] <ScumFrog> Dancing with cats
[07:46] <Rjx> myspace is a brothel in the middle of the information superhighway
[07:46] <Kalamazoo> haha
[07:46] <Rjx> < unsane> i hope i didnt take a double dose of my schizo meds
[07:46] <Rjx> < cri> why?! You'll just be twice as sane!
[07:47] <Workdug> <3 that
[07:47] <Rjx> i thought that was going to turn into a lol-mpd-not-schizophrenia quote
[07:47] <Rjx> i would've had to strangle someone
[07:48] <Rjx> MadSkz: i was arguing with my dad last night
[07:48] <Rjx> MadSkz: and i called him a terrorist (hes muslim)
[07:48] <Rjx> padawan: lol..what did he do then
[07:48] <Rjx> MadSkz: threaten me with a box cutter
[07:48] <Rjx> that was is pretty good
[07:48] <Workdug> mpd?
[07:48] <Rjx> *one is
[07:48] <Kurin> multiple personallity
[07:48] <Rjx> multiple personality disorder / dissociative identity disorder
[07:48] <Workdug> ah
[07:48] <Rjx> it was reclassified as the latter in the newest DSM
[07:48] <Workdug> thanks rjx, i've been trying ^_^
[07:48] <Rjx> but most people only know about MPD
[07:49] <Rjx> the quality of quotes on qdb.us/latest is actually really good
[07:49] <Tark-Work> I'm schizophrenic and so am I.
[07:49] <Rjx> I'LL KILL YOU
[07:49] <Tark-Work> see, that's the violent type
[07:49] <Tark-Work> you can bring it out sometimes by referring to old jokes about mental con
[07:49] <Workdug> so rjx, which one of your personalities is schitzophrenic?
[07:50] <Tark-Work> spambye
[07:50] <Rjx> all 17
[07:50] <Workdug> [10:50] *** ME/KICK Unknown command
[07:50] <Workdug> [10:50] *** ME/KICK Unknown command
[07:50] <Workdug> gay
[07:50] <Workdug> i thought i was just lagged
[07:50] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[07:51] <Workdug> you don't have to ban them, rjx
[07:51] <Workdug> they don't rejoin
[07:51] <Rjx> oh
[07:51] <Rjx> good point
[07:52] <Kurin> man
[07:52] <Kurin> This chick on mydeathspace
[07:52] <Rjx> we could set up a script to ban anything with a name + 2 digits, just add an ex
[07:52] <Rjx> or just kick them
[07:52] <Kurin> she was stabbed in a mcdonalds in vancouver by some sex offender
[07:52] <Kurin> her myspace profile says "I hate Vancouver"
[07:52] <Rjx> that'd keep Agent43 out too
[07:52] <Workdug> that's what they did in #olsentwins, rjx
[07:52] <Rjx> although he's actually vaguely amusing
[07:52] <Workdug> it's Aa+##
[07:53] <Workdug> he's also vaguely annoying, rjx
[07:53] <Rjx> yeah, that too
[07:53] <mef> --> L@@K <---
[07:53] <sili> I ordered the laptop for my friend was cancer
[07:53] <sili> he died before it arrived
[07:53] <Workdug> sili: that sentence doesn't parse
[07:54] <Workdug> syntax error
[07:54] <Rjx> error: found "was" expecting T_HAYIIIKUNDA_FIRUKYUK
[07:55] <Workdug> hahah
[07:56] <jayme> haha
[07:56] <Rjx> i think sid vicious was pushing it when he tried to rhyme "antichrist" with "an
[07:56] <Rjx> in Anarchy in the UK
[07:56] <Kurin> Well what does rhyme with antichrist, really
[07:56] <Kurin> Besides panty heist
[07:57] <Tark-Work> hrm silly
[07:57] <Tark-Work> that sucks
[07:58] <finn__> today the girl I told you about some time ago let me know that she wants a t
[07:58] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[07:59] <finn__> I'd usually go for it without thinking about it, but the situation sucks
[08:00] <Rjx> the only "good kind" of threesome is when the third party is a sandwich
[08:00] <Workdug> finn__: is the third person ugly?
[08:00] <Workdug> do any of them have infectious diseases?
[08:00] <finn__> if it's the girl I think she'd ask, then no
[08:00] <falk> the third person is your sister?
[08:00] <finn__> and no diseases
[08:01] <Rjx> is the third person issuez
[08:01] <Workdug> uh oh kids in the office
[08:01] <Rjx> wait, that would be a foursome
[08:01] <finn__> haha
[08:01] <Workdug> fofofof
[08:01] <Rjx> ;[ she isn't here, someone save that till she's back
[08:01] <Workdug> she'll see it
[08:01] <Workdug> AMY ISSUEZ HIGHLIGHT ---^
[08:01] <Rjx> i don't think she's in here
[08:01] <Workdug> oh wait she's not that nerdy ;[
[08:01] <Workdug> oh
[08:02] <Workdug> i'll paste it to her on flickr
[08:02] <finn__> problem is.. she doesn't want to get together with me...
[08:02] <finn__> I on the other hand do
[08:02] <finn__> I*
[08:02] <falk> just take what you can get, if you can't get her atleast you can get the three
[08:02] <falk> :p
[08:02] <finn__> well I already "got" her...
[08:03] <Rjx> put on your robe and wizard hat
[08:03] <falk> haha
[08:03] <ScumFrog> heh ¬_¬
[08:03] <finn__> it sucks. I wish I wouldn't like her so much, then there'd be no problem
[08:04] <Rjx> if it doesn't work out
[08:04] <finn__> I probably should have listened to your advice a couple of weeks back Rjx
[08:04] <Rjx> hey, at least you're not Thero
[08:04] <Rjx> what was the situation
[08:04] <Workdug> finn, go for it
[08:05] <Rjx> i'm only half-awake today
[08:05] <finn__> "and tell her to get the fuck out of your life and bed"
[08:05] <Rjx> haha
[08:05] <Rjx> the fish thing?
[08:05] <finn__> yes
[08:05] <finn__> that's her
[08:06] <D4rg0n`> anyone know how to fix
[08:06] <D4rg0n`> checking for gcc... gcc
[08:06] <D4rg0n`> checking for C compiler default output... configure: error: C compiler cann
[08:06] <D4rg0n`> thats as root
[08:07] <finn__> ask in #gcc on freenode.
[08:07] <qoreqyas> D4rg0n`: check configure.log
[08:07] <qoreqyas> .oO(or was that config.log)
[08:08] <qoreqyas> usualy its because of missing libc header stuff
[08:08] <Rjx> there are a bajillion google results
[08:08] <Rjx> always google error messages first
[08:08] <qoreqyas> its a typical crystal balls mission
[08:08] <Rjx> 90% of the time you'll get the answer
[08:08] <Rjx> <3 archived mailing lists
[08:21] <Ifrit> anyone here played the Wing Commander games?
[08:21] <Badtzmaru> old ones, yeah
[08:22] <Ifrit> What is the newest one?
[08:22] <Badtzmaru> played up to eh... privateer I think it was
[08:22] <Rjx> if they opened up "taco bell" restaurants in japan, and kept the name the same
[08:22] <Rjx> it'd sound a lot like "octopus beer" in japanese
[08:22] <Ifrit> I just played IV
[08:23] <Ifrit> I remember it as one of the best games i've ever played
[08:23] <Ifrit> although it was like 8 years ago
[08:24] <Ifrit> I remember i got to the mission where i had to pick up an escape pod from a w
[08:24] <Ifrit> and i usually had on invincibility :S
[08:25] <Ifrit> so i had put the difficulty way higher
[08:25] <Ifrit> but then one of my wingmen died, the young guy
[08:25] <Ifrit> felt really guilty :S
[08:25] <dekkon> murderer
[08:25] <pinin> you should be in a military prison right now
[08:25] <Ifrit> I think Catscratch was his callsign
[08:26] <yaarg> oh hello
[08:26] <dekkon> HERRO
[08:26] <Badtzmaru> I used to replay the wing commander games till i got through them pretty
[08:26] <Ifrit> Ni hao ^____^
[08:26] <Badtzmaru> cause Im that anal
[08:26] <Ifrit> heh
[08:26] <Ifrit> youve played IV right
[08:26] <Badtzmaru> probably
[08:26] <pinin> skewl time
[08:27] <yaarg> skwel time...
[08:27] <Badtzmaru> I started with the original, dont think I missed any
[08:27] <Ifrit> It had a huge impression on me when i played it, 10-12 years old
[08:28] <Ifrit> http://www.gamespot.com/pc/sim/wingcommander4thepof/index.html?q=wing%20comma
[08:29] <Workdug> heh
[08:29] <Workdug> i was wondering pof stood for
[08:30] <Ifrit> ooooooh
[08:30] <dekkon> pre-op faggot
[08:30] <Ifrit> gamespot has the demo
[08:30] <Ifrit> of it
[08:30] <Ifrit> I don't have a joystick anymoer thogh
[08:30] <Ifrit> goljwsrbgokjb
[08:31] <Badtzmaru> neither do I
[08:31] <Badtzmaru> i've actually found a couple free space sims that are sucktastic to play
[08:31] <Ifrit> yeah
[08:31] <dekkon> i need to buy one for BF2
[08:31] <dekkon> flying with a mouse is shitty as hell
[08:31] <Badtzmaru> oh yeah, I played 4
[08:31] <jmx> http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_
[08:32] <Badtzmaru> those ccut scenes always annoyed me to no end
[08:34] <Ifrit> heh
[08:34] <Ifrit> not me
[08:34] <dekkon> .link http://www.asiansexgazette.com/asg/middle_east/middleeast04news95.htm
[08:34] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.asiansexgazette.com/asg/middle_east/middleeast04news95.ht
[08:36] <Ifrit> If i could get a joystick and get WCIV...
[08:36] <Ifrit> oh man
[08:36] <Ifrit> nostalgia time
[08:37] <dekkon> .link http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3649978a12,00.html kiera knighty h
[08:37] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3649978a12,00.html - kiera knigh
[08:40] <wind`> nice work yoko
[08:42] <dekkon> ;[
[08:53] <GerbilWrk> agreed dekkon
[08:54] <wind`> <3
[09:02] <Workdug> hey rjx
[09:02] <Workdug> guess what i'm eating
[09:02] <Workdug> http://www.typetive.com/blogimages/esbatbar-lg.jpg
[09:04] <Tark-Work> TO THE BAT CAVE
[09:04] <ScumFrog> to eats me some juicy bats
[09:05] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4950856.stm German woman charged with k
[09:05] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4950856.stm - German woman charged wi
[09:05] <jmx> what a stupid bitch
[09:05] <Workdug> what a nice woman
[09:05] <dekkon> jesus christ
[09:05] <jmx> "We already had three children, and my husband didn't want any more children,"
[09:06] <jmx> there are other ways of preventing this you dumb bitch
[09:06] <Badtzmaru> killing em is the good old way
[09:06] <Workdug> i concur
[09:06] <Workdug> she's pretty dumb for burying them though
[09:06] <Badtzmaru> for getting caught, indeed
[09:07] <Badtzmaru> though Id love to know how she went through 8 pregnancies without anyone
[09:07] <Badtzmaru> producing even
[09:07] <Workdug> she doesn't have a job
[09:07] <Workdug> whoa
[09:07] <Workdug> my old partner got sacked yesterday
[09:08] <Badtzmaru> =/
[09:08] <Workdug> better get working ;[
[09:08] <Badtzmaru> =/
[09:11] <Tordek> omghi2u
[09:12] <Tark-Work> what the fuck is wtf
[09:12] <Tordek> i want cock i mean coke
[09:13] <Tordek> !cc .ro
[09:13] <pinkboa> .ro: Romania
[09:14] <dekkon> .ro .ro .ro your boat
[09:17] <Workdug> mmm coke
[09:17] <Workdug> i mean cock
[09:19] <daze> mmm cock
[09:19] <daze> i mean coke
[09:20] <fen1x> mmm coke flavored cock
[09:21] <csqrl> someone give me your zip
[09:21] <Workdug> 10005
[09:22] <csqrl> how close is 10270 to you
[09:22] <csqrl> it should be like
[09:22] <csqrl> the next house down
[09:23] <Workdug> google maps says 1 mile
[09:23] <Workdug> otherwise i don't know
[09:23] <Workdug> fucking google changing link captions from "Maps" to "Local" and then back
[09:24] <jmx> .link http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orl-grenade2706apr27,0,1982037.story?
[09:24] <poopy> jmx - http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/orl-grenade2706apr27,0,1982037.stor
[09:24] <Rjx> i think this is worth a repaste
[09:24] <Rjx> for the people who weren't active this morning
[09:24] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/OMG%20ZERG%20RUSH%21%21%21.jpg
[09:25] <csqrl> fucking google maps just crapped out on me
[09:25] <csqrl> oh shit, nevermind, it's rr.
[09:25] <Workdug> http://host.exemplum.com/hasbro/supersoaker/videos/oozinator/oozinatorVid.h
[09:25] <Workdug> rjx: <3
[09:25] <fen1x> haha that was great
[09:26] <Rjx> i ror'd
[09:26] <Rjx> 2006-04-27 09:25:20
[09:26] <Rjx> » Rjx [ this is good ]
[09:26] <Rjx> i'm such a lacist
[09:26] * Workdug is now known as Ljx
[09:26] <Ljx> herro
[09:26] <fen1x> but it feels oh so good
[09:26] * Ljx is now known as Wolkdug
[09:26] <csqrl> hahah
[09:26] <Rjx> DigDoug
[09:27] <Wolkdug> josho
[09:27] <Wolkdug> !!!!!!! IRC EMERGENCY !!!!!!! OPS PLZ !!!!!!!
[09:28] <Rjx> emelgency
[09:28] <Wolkdug> ilc emelgency
[09:28] <Rjx> internet leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy chat
[09:28] <Wolkdug> intelnet leray chat
[09:28] <Wolkdug> damn my enter key was not working fsr
[09:29] <Jimmothy> did i ever tell you guys i nearly caught my nipple between a bed and a box
[09:29] <Rjx> yes
[09:29] <Jimmothy> welltoday i caught my nipple good and proper
[09:29] <wind`> ?
[09:29] <Jimmothy> dont ?
[09:29] <Jimmothy> i pretty much explained it all right there
[09:30] <ScumFrog> harhar, home time for me. ciao for now
[09:30] <Jimmothy> harhar i have tomorrow off
[09:30] <Jimmothy> so i shall be in the pub
[09:31] <ScumFrog> bast :(
[09:31] <Jimmothy> you lazy fuck
[09:31] <Jimmothy> bastard is such a short word
[09:32] <Wolkdug> hm, do i want this photo paper?
[09:33] <Wolkdug> http://www.dreamhost.com/r.cgi?125091
[09:34] <fen1x> who's the chubste
[09:34] <fen1x> r
[09:35] <dekkon> i need another dreamhost referral
[09:35] <Wolkdug> fen1x: ?
[09:35] <fen1x> nvm
[09:35] <wind`> i need a dreamhost referral too
[09:36] <wind`> i don't want to pay for hostin
[09:36] <dekkon> im good for another year but id like to get one soon just to be safe
[09:38] * Badtzmaru has perks hosting
[09:38] <Badtzmaru> I lurv eit
[09:39] <Wolkdug> perks?
[09:39] <Badtzmaru> perk of the job =)
[09:39] <D4rg0n`> i have "the server under my desk" hosting here at the house
[09:40] <Wolkdug> nice, badtz
[09:40] <Stereo``> haha such an insult
[09:41] <Stereo``> "you're gayer than the purple teletubby"
[09:41] <D4rg0n`> thats pretty gay
[09:41] <wind`> if UPS has a scheduled delivery of a product for tomorrow, what are the odds
[09:42] <bos`> 0
[09:42] <wind`> and everything is ontime
[09:42] <bos`> they arent fedex
[09:42] <wind`> so i'll probably be here tomorrow?
[09:42] * Wolkdug is now known as Workdug
[09:42] <wind`> :( i don't have tomorrow off, and a signature is req
[09:43] <D4rg0n`> have us sign for it
[09:43] <wind`> so what do i do if no one is here to sign for it?
[09:43] <D4rg0n`> leave a not on the door "go see irc for package acceptance"
[09:43] <D4rg0n`> i think they try to re-deliver afew times wind`
[09:43] <D4rg0n`> leave a note and ect
[09:43] <Stereo``> they just leave a note saying "pick it up at the depot"
[09:44] <GerbilWrk> or if you are at an apartment complex, at the leasing office
[09:44] <wind`> no chance it'll come today?
[09:44] <wind`> while i don't have work
[09:45] <idlewild> wind`: they'll leave a note you can sign and leave at the door so they'll
[09:45] <idlewild> or you can go over to the UPS office and try to get it before it's deliver
[09:46] <wind`> but the place it's at, to my knowledge is about 40 miles away
[09:46] <idlewild> :(
[09:46] <wind`> LAUREL, MD, US 04/27/2006 6:25 A.M. ARRIVAL SCAN
[09:46] <wind`> that's the last of the tracker
[09:47] <idlewild> it seems you're stuck waiting for it
[09:48] <wind`> so if no one is here to sign for it, they still leave it at the door?
[09:48] <wind`> and leave a paper for me to sign, for them to pick up later?
[09:49] <Badtzmaru> is that UPS?
[09:50] <Badtzmaru> and does it need a sig?
[09:50] <idlewild> wind`: they'll leave a piece of paper for you to sign, but they won't leav
[09:50] <Stereo``> actually last time UPS delivered a package
[09:50] <Badtzmaru> depends
[09:50] <Stereo``> they didn't even knock
[09:50] <Badtzmaru> sometimes you can sign the slip
[09:50] <Stereo``> they just left the note saying "you weren't home"
[09:50] <idlewild> but only if signature is required, otherwise they'll leave it
[09:51] <idlewild> that happened to me once Stereo`` :(
[09:51] <Stereo``> i was definitely home when they came, too
[09:52] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[09:52] <Badtzmaru> they did that to me as well
[09:52] <Badtzmaru> I called and bitched as I had stayed home all day
[09:52] <idlewild> the guy that brings my UPS stuff now knocks loudly enough for the windows
[09:52] <idlewild> did it help Badtzmaru ?
[09:52] <jmx> .link http://www.randomuseless.info/gasprice/gasprice.html Actual price of gas
[09:52] <poopy> jmx - http://www.randomuseless.info/gasprice/gasprice.html - Actual price of
[09:52] <Badtzmaru> idlewild: yes
[09:53] <Badtzmaru> they resent the guy at 8pm
[09:53] <idlewild> nice
[09:53] <Badtzmaru> one of my bosses lives right next door
[09:53] <Badtzmaru> so he was annoyed
[09:54] <Ifrit> damn
[09:55] <Ifrit> i got XIII, but it won't work
[09:55] <Ifrit> got past the bank level and then it just loads forever
[09:55] <Ifrit> taking 99% CPU
[09:55] <Ifrit> ubisoft's site has no f'ing support
[09:57] <Badtzmaru> XIII is out?
[09:57] <Badtzmaru> heh
[09:58] <Ifrit> what?
[09:58] <bos`> theres a new one? ;[
[09:58] <Ifrit> no
[09:58] <bos`> the cell shaded game right
[09:58] <Ifrit> yes
[09:58] <jmx> im not sure that this was a trade up http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/26/up_fo
[10:00] <Badtzmaru> depends on what he gets for it
[10:02] <jmx> sure, but rent for a year vs a few hours with alice cooper?
[10:03] <Badtzmaru> see above
[10:19] <csqrl> http://koa.la/code/zipcode.phps
[10:19] <csqrl> enjoy
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> neat
[10:20] <csqrl> couldn't find anything free that satisfied me
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[10:20] <csqrl> i'm still unsatisfied
[10:20] <Badtzmaru> havent read through the whole thing, do you need a zip code DB for that?
[10:20] <csqrl> it's as good or better than everything else out there people try to sell
[10:21] <csqrl> but it's still not accurate enough... google does it well and i know they swi
[10:21] <csqrl> yeah
[10:21] <csqrl> there's freely available ones
[10:21] <Badtzmaru> yeah
[10:21] <csqrl> i have it .zipped if anyone wants, no biggie
[10:21] <Badtzmaru> they just arent updated as regularly
[10:21] <csqrl> word
[10:22] <csqrl> code is ripped from the guts of another application, so modify to suit yo' ne
[10:22] <csqrl> back2work
[10:22] <Badtzmaru> heh
[10:22] <Badtzmaru> indeed
[10:27] <Workdug> oh cocks
[10:27] <Workdug> sp2 is being rolled out tonight
[10:34] <TMH_> a fairly reliable source tells me that the nintendo revolution is now called t
[10:34] <TMH_> confirm/deny
[10:34] <Badtzmaru> who cares
[10:34] <TMH_> I do :(
[10:34] <dekkon> deny
[10:34] <Workdug> tmh cocks are delicious confirm/deny
[10:35] <TMH_> ARGH EITHER WAY I ANSWER IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I SUCKED SOMEONE'S COCK=
[10:35] <TMH_> THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
[10:35] * TMH_ hids
[10:35] <TMH_> I think I'm going to watch this film final move
[10:35] <TMH_> it's fairly dreadful so far
[10:36] <Rjx> you know what'd make you sound less gay
[10:36] <GerbilWrk> nothing?
[10:37] <Badtzmaru> shutting up
[10:37] <GerbilWrk> not bragging about sucking cock?
[10:37] <Rjx> 18:34 <TMH_> a fairly reliable source tells me that the nintendo revoluti
[10:37] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure the crack supply at nintendo dried up after Doraemon 3
[10:38] <idlewild> i just had a roll of paper towels catch fire in the kitchen
[10:38] <idlewild> very amusing to watch
[10:42] <Workdug> <orion> don’t you mean HER coding, crafty demon
[10:42] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:42] * Workdug changes topic to '<orion> don’t you mean HER coding, crafty demon'
[10:42] <Workdug> cgi:irc can be annoying at times
[10:44] <kitchen> "can be" "at times" ?
[10:44] * Rjx changes topic to '<orion> don't you mean HER coding, crafty demon | <Thero&g
[10:44] <kitchen> haha
[10:45] <FlaVouR> erm
[10:45] <FlaVouR> wow
[10:45] <FlaVouR> I am still connected
[10:46] <FlaVouR> fuck me with a stick sideways -
[10:47] * Workdug goes back to her coding
[10:48] <GerbilWrk> ya know FlaVouR, i did that to one of my ex's before
[10:48] <GerbilWrk> and contrary to popular believe, it wasn't as much fun as it would seem
[10:48] <Tark-Work> wow holy shit
[10:48] <Workdug> that's because you used a short stick, Gerbil
[10:48] <Tark-Work> recreational use of ambien is amazing
[10:49] <GerbilWrk> no no, i never use a short stick
[10:49] <GerbilWrk> i don't know what the meaning of short stick is
[10:49] <GerbilWrk> unless you mean less then 2 inches
[10:49] <FlaVouR> dont want no short stick man?
[10:49] <GerbilWrk> because if that's the definition, then I did indeed use a short stick
[10:50] <FlaVouR> I have no time for your penis envy
[10:50] <FlaVouR> I am hung like a Horse
[10:50] <FlaVouR> a sea horse
[10:51] * Workdug is now known as Lunchdug
[10:53] <TMH_> hey rjx
[10:53] <TMH_> http://revolution.nintendo.com/
[10:53] <FlaVouR> right
[10:53] <FlaVouR> off to charlies titty bar and family bistro
[10:53] * FlaVouR is now known as FlaVBar
[10:55] <Stereo``> fucking cut the cord
[10:55] <Stereo``> lights out
[11:04] <GerbilWrk> I need to build a new mail server
[11:05] <GerbilWrk> powerful bitch with dual processors
[11:07] <dekkon> and a nukular reactor
[11:07] <Rjx> \m/ fallout boy \m/ punk rock \m/ anarchy \m/ luleelurah gangstas \m/
[11:08] <dekkon> i havent played C&C:Generals in forever
[11:08] <dekkon> Wii is such a retarded name
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> !mitch
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> :
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> :( even
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> why doesn't it work for me
[11:11] <dekkon> !mitch
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees invol
[11:11] <NeoAnita> ya know we were having a competition to see who pasted it is the sprinkler
[11:13] <Rjx> what
[11:13] <NeoAnita> what kinda drugs?
[11:13] <Rjx> oh
[11:13] <NeoAnita> oh those nigger dicks
[11:13] <Rjx> and info bot
[11:13] <NeoAnita> and not christina aguilera!
[11:13] <Rjx> *an
[11:13] <Rjx> what is art
[11:13] <Rjx> NeoAnita: what is a banana
[11:13] <NeoAnita> banana
[11:13] <Rjx> NeoAnita: what is a banana split
[11:13] <NeoAnita> neoanita: what is the cockposter
[11:13] <Rjx> NeoAnita: COCKFOSTERS??
[11:13] <NeoAnita> neoanita: what is a seadoo
[11:14] <Stereo``> NeoAnita: what is a lemon?
[11:14] <Stereo``> :\
[11:23] * [LDK]metr is now known as metric_
[11:23] <sili> dekkon = bot love
[11:30] <dekkon> finally
[11:31] <Rjx> sili, can i snag some TNG from you at some point
[11:33] <Rjx> 19:30 <@kickthepc> well, vegan fuit cake in oven, little sisters bike che
[11:33] <Rjx> 19:31 <@Rjx> vegan?
[11:33] <Rjx> 19:32 <@Rjx> what do you use instead of eggs/milk
[11:33] <Rjx> 19:32 <@kickthepc> oh fek
[11:33] <Rjx> 19:33 <@kickthepc> i fucking used eggs
[11:33] <Badtzmaru> heh
[11:33] <Rjx> = fail
[11:33] <Badtzmaru> who the fuck cooks something vegan and uses eggs?
[11:34] <dekkon> fruit = murder
[11:34] <hermes> fruitophile
[11:38] <sili> Rjx, sure
[11:38] <sili> I'll have ADSL again on Monday (or so SBC says)
[11:38] <Rjx> awesome
[11:39] <dekkon> mmm, bacon and eggs
[11:39] <withnail> mmm lager
[11:41] <GerbilWrk> Calif. woman spanked at work sues for $1.2M
[11:41] <GerbilWrk> sili, you want some ADSL modems?
[11:44] <GerbilWrk> we've got a couple here i have no use for, and have no idea if they work
[11:49] <Rjx> man
[11:49] <Rjx> wonder showzen is more screwed up than i expected
[11:49] <Rjx> they interview this kids with the question "where do babies come from?"
[11:49] <Rjx> and they're all saying things back like
[11:49] <Rjx> DESIRE FOR WELFARE!
[11:49] <Rjx> IGNORANT PARENTS!
[11:52] <Stereo``> haha
[11:53] <Rjx> oh god
[11:53] <Rjx> this puppet thing is going up to people in the street who are jogging
[11:53] <Rjx> yelling WHAT ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY FROM?
[11:53] <Rjx> YOU LOOK LIKE A RAPE SUSPECT I SAW ON THE NEWS
[11:53] <dekkon> i need to download wonder showzen eps
[11:54] <gorgeousg> PRIVATE MESSAGE --> Sheldon for help, he will help all of you if you n
[11:55] <dekkon> dear sheldon,
[11:55] <dekkon> why does my penis smell of prawns?
[11:55] <Rjx> haha one dude just smacked the guy with the puppet in the face
[12:05] * aoq is now known as qoa
[12:08] <Rjx> the disturbing thing about that show
[12:08] <Rjx> is that for the most part all they're doing is telling the truth
[12:09] <Rjx> like, there's a part about "how hotdogs are made"
[12:09] <Rjx> and they actually show the pigs being killed and cut up and stuff
[12:09] <Stereo``> how the hell did my mousepad spin ~120 degrees
[12:09] <Stereo``> just by me using the mouse
[12:09] <Stereo``> i just look down and it's spun nearly backwards
[12:10] <jmx> pigs being cut up isnt all that disturbing
[12:10] <Rjx> it is when it's being shown in the style of a kids show
[12:11] <Rjx> you'd have to see the show to understand what i mean
[12:11] <jmx> whats the show called?
[12:11] <Rjx> wonder showzen
[12:13] <dekkon> there was an avclub interview with the wonder showzen guys
[12:13] <jestuh> and it's excellent
[12:13] <jmx> wheres it from?
[12:13] <qoa> The episode with mothernature getting a sex change is funny.
[12:15] <Stereo``> i think i saw that one about how hotdogs are made
[12:15] <Stereo``> it wasn't that bad
[12:19] <idlewild> Wii??? no way!
[12:21] * Lunchdug is now known as Workdug
[12:21] <qoa> Yeah, that's an even more retarded name than Dreamcast.
[12:22] <Workdug> wow...
[12:22] <Workdug> from phpBB changelog
[12:22] <Workdug> [Sec] Replace strip_tags with htmlspecialchars in private message subject
[12:22] <Workdug> what kind of idiot would use strip_tags
[12:23] <idlewild> could the whole Wii thing be a delayed april fools joke?
[12:23] <Stereo``> Wii am family
[12:23] <Stereo``> i got all my sisters with me
[12:23] <jestuh> wtf is Wii?
[12:24] <jestuh> and strip_tags is what ended nazi germany
[12:24] <Workdug> i think that's what the next nintendo console will be called ,jester
[12:25] <idlewild> jestuh: it's what the Nintendo Revolution will supposedly be called
[12:25] <idlewild> i'm not sure why...
[12:26] <qoa> They always change the cool names to stupid names i.e. Katana=Dreamcast, Revolu
[12:26] <jestuh> wow that's gay
[12:26] <jestuh> stand for something?
[12:26] <Rjx_> dolphin=gamecube
[12:26] <jestuh> rjx=terrorist
[12:27] <Workdug> jester=???
[12:27] <Rjx_> nazi
[12:28] <qoa> Wii sounds like "we," which emphasises this console is for everyone.
[12:28] <qoa> Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers
[12:28] <qoa> And Wii, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world o
[12:28] <qoa> That's the story thusfar.
[12:28] <dekkon> at least they explained what it means/pronouced
[12:29] <dekkon> but youll still have faggots calling it the "why"
[12:30] <jestuh> gay qoa
[12:30] <jestuh> they also didn't mention that Wii is a meaningless word which makes it copyr
[12:30] <jestuh> ;[
[12:31] <idlewild> and it somehow goes along with the whole wi-fi thing i suppose.. which mak
[12:31] <dekkon> i wonder how like a package sent priority from oakland, ca will take to get
[12:31] <dekkon> long*
[12:31] <dekkon> itll prolly be tuesday ;[
[12:33] * FlaVBar is now known as FlaVouR
[12:40] <jestuh> well plus 3 days held up by the DEA for all the drugs in it
[12:40] <jestuh> ;[
[12:41] <jestuh> THEY ALREADY GOT HIM!
[12:41] <Workdug> what the fuck
[12:41] <jestuh> now he's working for the man!
[12:41] <Workdug> my message is not showing me quotes
[12:41] <Workdug> quits
[12:42] <dekkon> <3 C&C:Generals
[12:42] <jestuh> of course
[12:42] <jestuh> you better not be playing at work!
[12:43] <FlaVouR> charlies tiitybar & family bistro!!
[12:44] <GerbilWrk> where drunk daughters make the most money
[12:45] <dekkon> hemostats make the best roachclips
[12:51] <Workdug> oh man, this chicken is so good
[12:51] <Workdug> i'm going to kill myself by eating it
[12:53] <csqrl> I'd buy it even if it were called "OMG PONIES!"
[12:53] <csqrl> Seriously though,
[12:54] <csqrl> This has got to be the worst product name since the Kia Smegma.
[12:54] <csqrl> ahah
[12:55] <FlaVouR> wha t chicken?
[12:58] <Workdug> thx dekkon
[12:58] <terminal> hey guys
[12:58] <terminal> whats the best way to rip audio from an AVI
[12:58] <dekkon> ask it nicely
[12:59] <dekkon> maybe a thinly veiled threat
[12:59] <GerbilWrk> you've gotta grab it by the vocal cords
[12:59] <GerbilWrk> slit the wrapping, and just grab and pull
[12:59] <terminal> </3
[12:59] <Workdug> awesome, i got 2 decent photos this afternoon
[13:01] <Workdug> nope, 1 ;[
[13:04] <Mkm> Hey guys
[13:05] <Workdug> hello mkm
[13:08] <Twin`> terminal: uh uh
[13:08] <Mkm> I understand that this is totally off the cuff and please let me know if this s
[13:08] <Twin`> shit
[13:08] <Twin`> i had it
[13:08] <Twin`> tmpegenc
[13:08] <Kalamazoo> trying to figure out how to use myspace at school? or what
[13:08] <Twin`> your question is poorly worded
[13:09] <qoa> Blocks it in the hosts files.
[13:09] <Mkm> My apologies. I was trying to introduce the topic without breaking any possible
[13:09] <qoa> Or it gets the hose again.
[13:09] <Mkm> For reference I'm just a student, totally neutral about MySpace, thinking about
[13:09] <Twin`> you might as well just take the risk
[13:09] <Rjx_> wait what
[13:09] <Rjx_> solutions to myspace?
[13:10] <Kalamazoo> still no clue what you are asking lol
[13:10] <Kalamazoo> final solutions ?
[13:10] <Twin`> because you being vague isn't helping
[13:10] <Mkm> Here's the "problem" (if it can even be counted as one, but it *is* pissing off
[13:10] <dekkon> what program can i use to make an iso out of a folder of files
[13:10] <Twin`> ultraiso
[13:10] <Twin`> nero will do it too
[13:10] <Twin`> add the files to a cd like regular
[13:10] <Mkm> It has been noted that students use the freely available PC labs on campus prim
[13:10] <Twin`> and tell it to burn the disc to an image
[13:11] <Kalamazoo> then block myspace
[13:11] <qoa> I dig how he is using the most complicated grammar possible.
[13:11] <geck> http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/ haha :)
[13:11] <terminal> Twin`: tmpgenc doesnt convert to just sound
[13:11] <withnail> he sounds like management material
[13:11] <qoa> www.myspace.com 127.0.0.1
[13:11] <Rjx_> is this another help win this bet site
[13:11] <Mkm> Ultimately, however, simply blocking myspace (while effective to a degree) will
[13:11] <Twin`> i'm semi-sure you can have it not save the video file
[13:11] <Rjx_> that is pretty much one giant ad
[13:12] <qoa> www.friendster.com 127.0.0.1
[13:12] <Rjx_> why don't you post a faculty member in the lab
[13:12] <Rjx_> and have a sign up saying NO SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES
[13:12] <Kalamazoo> that slaps people who get on myspace
[13:12] <Mkm> Furthermore my lack of technical knowledge makes me unsure as to how proxy serv
[13:13] <withnail> there was a recent slashdot article about how microsoft over rides the hos
[13:13] <Rjx_> no technical solution that's cheap and easy to implement will block all users
[13:13] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[13:13] <withnail> so go with a *nix point of entry
[13:13] <Mkm> Rjx - You might be on to something, but finding a volunteer (much less paying s
[13:13] <Rjx_> just have someone in there as a token guard
[13:13] <Kalamazoo> problematic
[13:14] <Rjx_> one point that is in your favour
[13:14] <Mkm> Personally I am hoping there might be a way to let people surf MySpace on campu
[13:14] <Rjx_> is that the majority of myspace users are not very smart
[13:14] <Kalamazoo> lmao
[13:14] <Kalamazoo> pay for myspace
[13:14] <Rjx_> that's not a bad idea
[13:15] <withnail> just ban it, they can surf myspace athome,it has no educational value what
[13:15] <Rjx_> i mean if they're property of the college
[13:15] <Stereo``> this ad just sounds so ridiculous
[13:15] <Twin`> rjx: actally, i think myspace is having a unique effect on the intelligence o
[13:15] <Rjx_> what exactly does that mean
[13:15] <Stereo``> "before you do something rash, put down the baby. and call telehealth onta
[13:15] <Mkm> Pay to surf myspace - to be more specific. When a student logs in, they would
[13:15] <withnail> Mkm: if i were a student i would say fuck that
[13:16] <mef> good article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woo-Suk_Hwang
[13:16] <withnail> pay college to surf myspace? fuckin madlibs
[13:16] <Twin`> quite a few of them are actually getting more computer literate
[13:16] <Stereo``> why are people using college to surf myspace anyway
[13:16] <sxh> i don't know, withnail
[13:16] <Stereo``> if you want to do social internetting, do it on your own computer
[13:16] <sxh> would you pay myspace to use myspace?
[13:16] <sxh> i don't think that shit is worth any money
[13:16] <Rjx_> or you know
[13:16] <withnail> idon't even use myspace
[13:16] <Rjx_> in the fucking college
[13:16] <Rjx_> that's part of what college is for
[13:16] <Twin`> as a result of wanting to access myspace where they aren't supposed to, or wa
[13:17] <Rjx_> entirely untrue
[13:17] <withnail> you should be socialising in college, not on fuckin myspace
[13:17] <Twin`> however, their intelligence as a whole is dropping.
[13:17] <Mkm> withnail - If you say "fuck that" and do not use networking sites, that would b
[13:17] <sxh> damn
[13:17] <Rjx_> people learn to repeat tricks
[13:17] <sxh> my last weed for about 6 hrs
[13:17] <sxh> not 6, 3
[13:17] <Rjx_> like a parrot learns to repeat words
[13:17] <sxh> but i sprinkled some kif on top
[13:17] <withnail> Mkm: so ban them all. eventually you'lldo it
[13:17] <Kalamazoo> this guy is on top of things with the quotes
[13:17] <withnail> sniff the packets to see what new ones they log into and ban them too
[13:17] <sxh> from my awesome badass dutch weed grinder that i ordered from the netherlands
[13:17] <Rjx_> Mkm: maybe find some typical users
[13:17] <Rjx_> discuss it with them
[13:17] <Rjx_> and get some feedback
[13:18] <Mkm> That's definetly a good idea Rjx, thank you
[13:18] <sxh> rjx when you smoked with sara did she break up the w by han
[13:18] <sxh> d
[13:18] <Rjx_> yeah
[13:18] <sxh> or was it ground
[13:18] <Rjx_> by hand
[13:18] <sxh> come to texas brah
[13:18] <Mkm> There is always the dread of having to play "catch-up" as students move to diff
[13:19] <withnail> doany campus's actuallydot hat pay to surf thing?
[13:19] <Rjx_> when it comes to technically being able to evade a filter or block
[13:19] <Mkm> I wish I could rationalize this with the "Eventually students will grow tired a
[13:19] <sxh> ground w is so much better than broken up by hand
[13:19] <Kalamazoo> mkm if you dont look at myspace they will look at something equally stupi
[13:19] <sxh> get so much more smoke since the w is pulverized
[13:19] <Rjx_> depending on how much access the students are allowed, they filters/blocks are
[13:19] <Rjx_> sxh: i'm going to have to try and find a grinding thing
[13:19] <sxh> ignites a lot more evenly and at a lower temperature
[13:19] <Rjx_> i'm heading back to the US in a month
[13:19] <mef> Rjx, in matters of courage, ask yourself: what fould flight 93 do?
[13:19] <sxh> get more thc and less burnt weed
[13:20] <Rjx_> mef: i usually ask myself what ZeroCool would do
[13:20] <Kalamazoo> sxh does yours look like a yo yo
[13:20] <withnail> rjx don'thave ip sharing on the computers,just have a locallan with the on
[13:20] <sxh> it might be marginal but i want less burnt shit in my w smoke
[13:20] <Rjx_> then i hack the gibson
[13:20] <withnail> fuckin space bar
[13:20] <sxh> fuck no
[13:20] <Mkm> From my understanding the students (that's me too, by the way :P ) are allowed
[13:20] <sxh> mine looks like a badass brushed aluminum cylinder
[13:20] <sxh> with a cross incised grip on top
[13:20] <sxh> all metal
[13:20] <sxh> cnc machined and anodized
[13:21] <Mkm> All this aside - here's the real catch: how "bad" is it for students to surf M
[13:21] <Kalamazoo> lol
[13:21] <withnail> i think surfing myspace is only as damaging as watching soap operas
[13:21] <Rjx_> i think you have to look at it from a resources point of view
[13:21] <Kalamazoo> well myspace is a way to be an attention whore that lets you extend your
[13:21] <Rjx_> within the computer labs you have finite resources
[13:21] <Mkm> Taking into considertion the caching of pages and pictures, would anyone hazard
[13:21] <sxh> http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/thestore/MixnBall.html
[13:21] <Rjx_> therefore educational work should take priority
[13:22] <sxh> Kalamazoo: look at near the middle of the page
[13:22] <sxh> the screen ii
[13:22] <Rjx_> well, a major problem with myspace is that a lot of people seem to put 60MB vi
[13:22] <Rjx_> of various music videos
[13:22] <Mkm> Indeed. The next question that I now realize I need to ask is - are myspace us
[13:22] <Rjx_> yeah
[13:22] <Mkm> I wish I could include things such as "crowdiness" (is this a word?) or "noise"
[13:23] <Kalamazoo> that looks hi-tech lol
[13:23] <sxh> best grinder i have ever used
[13:23] <sxh> http://www.wellcoolstuff.com/thestore/prods/MNBSI.html
[13:23] <sxh> i didn't get it frmo this site though
[13:23] <Mkm> Hmm, then I guess, even though this would vary from user to user, surfing myspa
[13:24] <Rjx_> i think that's where a friend ordered 20g of pure caffeine before snow
[13:24] <Kalamazoo> Mkm basically if it isnt myspace it will be something else
[13:24] <sxh> haha
[13:24] <Rjx_> that stuff was nuts
[13:24] <Rjx_> ;[
[13:24] <sxh> kalamazoo: there's a jumbo version of that grinder that has 3 kief screens
[13:24] <beasty> morning
[13:24] <sxh> and is gigantic
[13:24] <Mkm> That's one of the things I am having trouble taking into account for any propos
[13:25] <Mkm> The worst case scenario here is that a game of catch-up ensues.
[13:25] <Mkm> At least that's the worst that I can think of :(
[13:25] <sxh> when i opened the awesome hardware-powertoolesque box it came in
[13:25] <sxh> it had a little insert advertising that 3 screen jumbo grinder
[13:25] <sxh> hold on
[13:25] <Kalamazoo> Mkm have you ever heard of internet porn?
[13:25] <mef> MYSPACE SUCKS!!!! THATS MY $0.02!!!!! IN THE BLAB ROOM!!!!! WHERE I'M SOUNDING
[13:25] <Workdug> ...
[13:25] <beasty> well using caps sucks to
[13:26] <Rjx_> Seriously though,
[13:26] <withnail> i see a retard wandered in
[13:26] <Mkm> Just to confirm the technical side of things: it would be possible to catch an
[13:26] <Mkm> Thank you for the Voice Workdug :)
[13:26] <mef> can I have +v
[13:28] <beasty> Mkm: i think it could be possible
[13:29] <Workdug> yes, definitely possible
[13:29] <Workdug> url captive portal
[13:29] <pinkboa> - "captive portal": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captive_portal
[13:29] <Rjx_> good lord
[13:29] <Rjx_> there's a book
[13:29] <Mkm> Oh! Thank you for the link pinkboa :)
[13:29] <Rjx_> "Essential Blogging"
[13:29] <Rjx_> why the fuck would you need a book on "blogging"
[13:30] <Wabbit98> because you might be an idiot and not know how to blog?
[13:30] <Rjx_> it's an O'Reilly book too
[13:30] <Workdug> Mkm: pinkboa is a bot that looked up the query i requested on google
[13:30] <Rjx_> so we can expect "Blogging Hacks" soon
[13:30] <Rjx_> the cover is hilariously random
[13:30] <Rjx_> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0596003889.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
[13:30] <Mkm> Blogging is chic now and you "totally" need a book for anything chic to make su
[13:30] <Kalamazoo> Rjx that whole book series has weeeird shit on the cover
[13:31] <Wabbit98> why have cats on the cover?
[13:31] <Rjx_> Customers who bought this item also bought
[13:31] <Rjx_> * The Weblog Handbook: Practical Advice on Creating and Maintaining Your B
[13:31] <Rjx_> * Blogging: Genius Strategies for Instant Web Content by Biz Stone
[13:31] <Rjx_> * Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating a Web Page & Blog (The Complete Idiot
[13:31] <Rjx_> * Publishing a Blog with Blogger : Visual QuickProject Guide (Visual Quick
[13:31] <GerbilWrk> they always have animals on the cover
[13:31] <Rjx_> makes me cry digital tears
[13:31] <Rjx_> yeah, but why a cat litter
[13:31] <Wabbit98> but cats?
[13:31] <Workdug> i <3 o'reilly's book covers
[13:31] <mef> looooooooooooo
[13:31] <Mkm> Rjx - One of the things that I fear (and that may or may not have happened yet)
[13:32] <Rjx_> too late
[13:32] <Wabbit98> I wonder if Paris Hilton even knows what a blog is
[13:32] <Mkm> Apparently she knows what an XBox 360 is
[13:32] <Rjx_> also, i hate amazon
[13:32] <Wabbit98> interesting
[13:32] <Rjx_> because long ago it said "we think you might like this"
[13:32] <Workdug> dude
[13:32] <Mkm> I'm not sure why (I never imagined Microsoft catering to the "Paris Hilton demo
[13:33] <Rjx_> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0596100523.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIlitb-dp-500
[13:33] <Workdug> amazon web 2.0 blogging ajax
[13:33] <Rjx_> and i don't think that's funny
[13:33] <Wabbit98> bats
[13:33] <Workdug> haha
[13:33] <Workdug> that's how wireless signal travels
[13:33] <Workdug> millions of tiny microscopic bats
[13:33] <Rjx_> that's radio waves AND bats man
[13:33] <Mkm> Anyway, to finish off the MySpace topic - despite it being an interesting exerc
[13:34] <Rjx_> Mkm: people in the technical world hate blogs, podcasting and everything relat
[13:34] <Rjx_> + social networking
[13:34] <Twin`> i am at a loss as to why podcasts ever worked.
[13:34] <Workdug> just block the whole thing
[13:34] <Workdug> and claim cost savings
[13:34] <Wabbit98> I blame the iPod Twin`
[13:34] <Mkm> Which is a shame. For better or worse I have in mind (and have seen implemente
[13:34] <Rjx_> do i need to show you some graphs
[13:34] <GerbilWrk> I have Web 2.0 and all things related blocked at my router
[13:34] <GerbilWrk> it's great
[13:34] <Twin`> thats one of the few trends that i never got how it was supposed to work
[13:35] <Rjx_> !josho
[13:35] <Rjx_> !josh
[13:35] <pinkboa> ROLLERGIRL JUST RAN MY TESTICLES OVER. SHE DOESN'T LIKE KOALAS.
[13:35] <Rjx_> ..ok that wasn't what i was expecting
[13:35] <GerbilWrk> !rjx
[13:35] <pinkboa> HAAAAAAAY TERMINAL.. CAN YOU CHANGE MY TRIGGER PLZZZZ IT'S GETTING OLD ;[
[13:35] <Kalamazoo> Mkm were you a class president
[13:36] <Mkm> Rjx - While I can understand the origin of that sentiment by "people in the tec
[13:36] <Workdug> !digdug
[13:36] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[13:36] <Rjx_> the ones that aren't hated are usually referred to by a different name
[13:37] <Mkm> Being a class president (at least in High School) was always a popularity conte
[13:37] <Rjx_> e.g talkshow or weblog
[13:37] <Rjx_> and mention of folksonomy will get you pounded
[13:37] <Kalamazoo> were you a member of the frequent quotes club ?
[13:38] <Mkm> Frequent quotes? I'm not sure what that is :(
[13:38] <Kalamazoo> lol nm
[13:38] <Rjx_> it means he gets RESULTS
[13:39] <Rjx_> !oh
[13:39] <SohcahWTF> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[13:39] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[13:39] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[13:39] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BAL
[13:39] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:39] <Mkm> Whoa!
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: my french teacher was kind of hot last year
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: i was like oh lala
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: and she was like conjugate this verb, bitch
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: we didn't hook up
[13:40] <Workdug> Robin: oh darn =(
[13:40] <Workdug> Robin: you should have told her to takeoff zebra in a french accent
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: HAHAHA
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: i didn't get that
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: so i said it out loud
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: and my dad walked by
[13:40] <Workdug> Pan Man 120: and gave me the dirtiest look
[13:40] <Workdug> akn?
[13:40] <Rjx_> kill
[13:40] <Wabbit98> kill
[13:40] <Kalamazoo> its just kinda gay
[13:40] <ScumFrog`> kill
[13:41] <Mkm> Well, for the record I had to say that under my breath as well before I got it
[13:41] <ScumFrog`> heh
[13:41] <dekkon> kill
[13:42] <Rjx_> so this paranoid schizophrenic was killing people left right and center
[13:42] <Rjx_> and the guys said THROW US THE BALL RJX, THROW US THE BALL
[13:42] <Rjx_> and i did
[13:42] <Rjx_> and that's when congress gave me the award for best autistic musician
[13:42] <Rjx_> the end.
[13:43] <sxh> hey rjx
[13:43] <sxh> present for you
[13:44] <Rjx> ;[
[13:44] <Rjx> link crashed my laptop
[13:45] <sxh> you got yahoo rjx?
[13:45] <sxh> msnger
[13:45] <dekkon> why the hell is foxnews chaning all their S to $
[13:46] <csqrl> fellows
[13:46] <csqrl> does anyone know of good dedicated server providers in texas
[13:46] <Workdug> url foxnews
[13:46] <pinkboa> - "foxnews": http://www.foxnews.com/
[13:46] <csqrl> besides serverbeach and rackspace
[13:46] <dekkon> its on the tc
[13:46] <dekkon> tv
[13:46] <csqrl> preferably located in san antonio
[13:47] <Rjx> layeredtech are in texas i think
[13:47] <Rjx> syswear box is with them
[13:47] <csqrl> what's your review
[13:48] <Rjx> no complaints about the service, the billing system is a little weird apparentl
[13:48] <Rjx> 10:05:17 up 207 days, 9:47, 1 user, load average: 0.35, 0.10, 0.03
[13:48] <csqrl> howso
[13:48] <sxh> anal technologies
[13:48] <csqrl> like, weird billing policies?
[13:48] <csqrl> weird charges?
[13:48] <Rjx> more like weird billing cycles
[13:49] <Rjx> i will get the details on it
[13:49] <Rjx> i don't handle the hosting bills shiz
[13:49] <Rjx> i'm still amazed we got such a decent deal with them to be honest
[13:49] <Rjx> it ended up being $55 a month or so
[13:50] <Rjx> Athlon XP 2400+, 512MB of RAM
[13:50] <Kalamazoo> this paper is going to kill me
[13:50] <sxh> man
[13:50] <sxh> this neighborhood used to be great
[13:50] <sxh> now there's a fucking skate park behind my apt
[13:50] <Wabbit98> Kalamazoo, what is the paper on?
[13:51] <sxh> my internet bandwidth seems to have gone through the shitter
[13:51] <sxh> the upstairs neighbors are like 6 mexicans in a 2 bdrm 1 bath
[13:51] <sxh> AND THEY RUN AROUND
[13:51] <sxh> it drives me crazy
[13:51] <Kalamazoo> ill show you
[13:52] <Wabbit98> okay
[13:52] <Rjx> stupid ISP
[13:52] <Workdug> http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1
[13:52] <Rjx> what was the last thing i said
[13:52] <Twin`> skate park negative cause of noise?
[13:52] <sxh> not only noise
[13:52] <sxh> but because skateboarding is outlawed on ut campus
[13:52] <Wabbit98> Rjx Athlon XP 2400+, 512MB of RAM
[13:52] <Twin`> that's really the only signifigant thing i can think of.
[13:52] <Rjx> aight
[13:53] <sxh> this apartment complex (which is literally right next to the skate park) is now
[13:53] <sxh> who don't skate on campus
[13:53] <sxh> but skate in and around here
[13:53] <sxh> they broke into my vehicle and stole a cup of pennies
[13:53] <sxh> rofl
[13:53] <Wabbit98> wow
[13:53] <Twin`> okay, they are faggots
[13:53] <sxh> and that is IT
[13:53] <Workdug> The difference between #FreeBSD and #FreeBSDHelp
[13:53] <Workdug> <frankf:#FreeBSDHelp> yabib7: Try msdos, not msdosfs. ie: mount -t ms
[13:53] <Workdug> <snort:#FreeBSD> i met this pretty hot midget at the bullion bar. we
[13:53] <Wabbit98> just the pennies?
[13:53] <Workdug> akn?
[13:53] <sxh> yes
[13:54] <sxh> nothing else... not the books, the magazines, any tools, the contents of the gl
[13:54] <Wabbit98> kill
[13:54] <sxh> a cup of pennies
[13:54] <Wabbit98> how many pennies were in the cup?
[13:54] <Twin`> must have really wanted a 4-pack of gum
[13:54] <sxh> not even a lot
[13:55] <sxh> maybe 4 quarters and 100ish pennies
[13:55] <Kalamazoo> http://66.168.92.204/pics/paper.jpg
[13:55] <sxh> so they got 2 bucks
[13:55] <Workdug> one time i drove to d.c.
[13:55] <Twin`> i was getting ready to say something about a stereotype
[13:55] <Workdug> and these dumbasses broke into my car
[13:55] <Twin`> but after the cup comment
[13:55] <Twin`> you have a right to hate the
[13:55] <Twin`> m
[13:55] <Workdug> stole two bags with clothes, an old cd player, and some rare cds
[13:55] <Workdug> left my wallet with $200, nice stereo, cd changer
[13:56] <sxh> prbly homeless doods
[13:56] <sxh> srsly
[13:56] <Workdug> no
[13:56] <sxh> hobos looking for a fix
[13:56] <Rjx> could've been timmo
[13:56] <Workdug> not hobos
[13:56] <Wabbit98> I had someone steal the change drawer in my car a total of about 30 cents
[13:56] <mef> they were after your Kid & Play original motion picture soundtrack cds
[13:56] <Workdug> i know who they were
[13:56] <Twin`> any cd i consider so rare that i can't immediately replace it
[13:56] <Workdug> they were black guys
[13:56] <Rjx> RACISM
[13:56] <Twin`> i take burned copies of
[13:56] <Rjx> RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACISM
[13:56] <Workdug> i saw them eyeing my car when we were putting the bags in the trunk
[13:56] <withnail> it's racist o clock
[13:56] <Workdug> yeah, rjx, fucking racist assholes
[13:57] <Rjx> i'm calling oprah
[13:57] <Wabbit98> I never knew Blazing Saddles was relevant in psychology
[13:57] <Rjx> and kanye west
[13:57] <sxh> they saw you were ukrainian and decided to steal your shit
[13:57] <Kalamazoo> yeah my teacher is a bit weird
[13:57] <Kalamazoo> but it has to be 3 papers, 2 pages each
[13:57] <Wabbit98> ouch
[13:57] <Kalamazoo> due tomorrow
[13:57] <Kalamazoo> and i havent started (figures)
[13:57] <Wabbit98> obviously
[13:57] <sxh> then pow some chernobyl radiation bottled up inside your vehicle dampened their
[13:58] * sxh is fairly skilled at racism ;[
[13:59] <Twin`> i.e. the cds that cost me like $40 to import cause record stores here are jew
[13:59] <Rjx> NEW YORK -- A Brooklyn rapper was shot in the buttocks Wednesday night outside
[14:01] <Mkm> Each career field has gives you unique ways of boosting your popularity and sta
[14:01] <Stereo``> so
[14:01] <dekkon> YO ASS AINT MADE FO DAT
[14:01] <Stereo``> am i disconnected or not
[14:01] <Stereo``> i'm thinking no
[14:02] <dekkon> like a fiend
[14:02] <Twin`> he actually got a cap popped in his ass
[14:03] <Kalamazoo> i bet someone cleverly said that right as it happened
[14:03] <Kalamazoo> and everyone stopped and laughed
[14:03] <Kalamazoo> and then ran
[14:03] <Workdug> hahahah
[14:03] <Workdug> [17:02] <Twin`> he actually got a cap popped in his ass
[14:03] <Rjx> Scientologist: Patrick Swayze, actor
[14:03] <Rjx> wolverines :(
[14:04] <sxh> hub seems to be broken
[14:04] <Twin`> it appears so
[14:04] <csqrl> wtfwtwwfwt
[14:04] <csqrl> the swayz?
[14:04] <csqrl> :[
[14:04] <Rjx> Former Scientologist: Ricky Martin, singer
[14:05] <Rjx> why does "former" not surprise me
[14:05] <csqrl> because
[14:05] <Workdug> ran out of money
[14:05] <Mkm> Did you know: General Patton sustained his only battle-related injury of his ca
[14:05] <Rjx> i was pretty surprised about Beck being a scientologist
[14:05] <Rjx> maybe because ricky martin is prone to homoerotic displays
[14:05] <Rjx> and talking about peeing on people in the shower
[14:06] <Twin`> pat could so join bone thugz n' harmony
[14:06] <Twin`> Krayzie Bone, Layzie Bone, and Swayzie Bone
[14:06] <Kalamazoo> someone tore patton a new a hole
[14:06] <Rjx> Former Scientologist: Jerry Seinfeld, actor/comedian
[14:06] <Rjx> say what
[14:07] <finn__> seinfeld was a scientologist?
[14:07] <Mkm> Indeed. Later in life he would show his wound and joke that he's the "half-ass
[14:07] <Twin`> rjx: where is this list
[14:08] <Kalamazoo> i bet wikipedia
[14:09] <Rjx> http://www.wnbc.com/slideshow/news/8487316/detail.html?qs=;s=1;w=201
[14:09] <Twin`> i wonder if tarantino knows travolta is a scientologist, and if he is ashamed
[14:09] <Rjx> ccording to Jason Alexander, Jerry Seinfeld was a practicing Scientologist for
[14:09] <Kalamazoo> wnbc reminds me of the howard stern movie
[14:10] <Mkm> Totally jumping tarcks to a different topic - is anyone aware of a guide for en
[14:10] <csqrl> haha
[14:10] <Rjx> nice
[14:10] <Twin`> http://images.ibsys.com/2006/0405/8487895_320X240.jpg
[14:10] <Wabbit98> Mkm you want to start a porn site?
[14:10] <Rjx> you have to take a class on starting an internet business now?
[14:10] <Twin`> this is apparently Christopher Masterson (far left)
[14:10] <Kalamazoo> jason lee?
[14:10] <jestuh> there is one industry book out but there are lots of guides online
[14:10] <Twin`> my real question is
[14:10] <Twin`> what the fuck is up with his head
[14:11] <Mkm> To add - if I choose that topic I would also discuss making money from eBay, in
[14:11] <Rjx> i don't think snitchy is around anymore on EFnet
[14:11] <Rjx> he ran a porn site for quite a while
[14:11] <Rjx> until that law came in that required bundles of paperwork
[14:12] <Kalamazoo> interview Rjx
[14:12] <Twin`> how are so many hot women scientologists
[14:12] <csqrl> they are the dumbest
[14:12] <Mkm> Well, here's what I'm thinking - the volume of porn "out there" is so large at
[14:12] <Mkm> There isn't such a thing as "abandon-porn" is there?
[14:12] <withnail> cos it's a religion that requires money to join, so they see it as fertile
[14:12] <Rjx> well
[14:13] <Rjx> there are a number of business models being touted
[14:13] <Rjx> you _can_ run a site that just pulls licensed content from a studio
[14:13] <Rjx> assuming you pay the fees
[14:13] <csqrl> http://www.cozyfrog.com/
[14:13] <Rjx> they do all the shots etc., you just select what you want to post
[14:13] <csqrl> go there
[14:13] <csqrl> enjoy
[14:13] <Twin`> my friend used to run TGPs
[14:13] <Twin`> er
[14:13] <csqrl> you can purchase bundles of pictures
[14:13] <Twin`> TPGs
[14:13] <Twin`> or whatever they are
[14:13] <csqrl> yeah
[14:13] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure that with all the dumb whores attributing their boob shots unde
[14:13] <Twin`> TGP
[14:14] <Rjx> you could create a porn site just out of that
[14:14] <Twin`> thumbnail gallery post
[14:14] <Twin`> that's it
[14:14] <Twin`> he'd just take generic sets of pictures and put them on a template
[14:14] <Twin`> bam, instant porn page
[14:14] <Mkm> Thanks for the link csqrl - that will definetly be helpful!
[14:15] <Mkm> I will have to do some reasearch, but I guess there are porn franchises avilabl
[14:15] <Mkm> avilable = available
[14:16] <Twin`> i don't think i'd consider that a franchise
[14:16] <Kalamazoo> you cant have a franchies on titties
[14:17] <Rjx> you can't really apply traditional business models and labels to most internet
[14:17] <Mkm> Twin` - You are probably right. Kalamazoo - what do you mean?
[14:17] <csqrl> I FUCKING HATE FLASH
[14:17] <Mkm> Rjx - Why not?
[14:17] <csqrl> WHY DO FUCKING IDIOTS PUT SHIT IN FLASH
[14:17] <Kalamazoo> i dont think people go to one specific porn site, i think people in gener
[14:18] <Rjx> because the mode of operation is entirely different
[14:18] <Rjx> the only real things that translate are legal requirements
[14:19] <Workdug> haha
[14:19] <Mkm> In case anyone's interested - www.cozyacademy.com also has related advice on TG
[14:19] <Workdug> josh, all those sites are going to be crying for mercy once the ie patch is
[14:19] <Twin`> porn, technically could be franchised i guess
[14:19] <Workdug> in some ways, i love eolas
[14:20] <Mkm> Kalamazoo - I definetly second the "people in general just like naked women" no
[14:21] <Mkm> Rjx - I would really appreciate if you could possibly give some examples. You
[14:21] <Rjx> well take what i do
[14:22] <Rjx> me and my older brother co-own a t-shirt biz, neither of us need to be within c
[14:22] <Rjx> i don't even have to be in the country
[14:22] <Rjx> and i can get the full amount of site maintanance/expansion done on a daily bas
[14:22] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:22] <Rjx> the whole thing was grown from £500 of capital
[14:23] <Rjx> oh, and customer support is decentralised to boot
[14:23] <Rjx> VOIP phone means that it just gets plugged into a network anywhere
[14:23] <Rjx> and it'll pick up calls to the support number
[14:23] <GerbilWrk> do you actually have a support number?
[14:24] <Tarkaan> holy fucking Tony Snow dye job.
[14:24] <Mkm> While it's true that your mode of operation (and related things, such as expens
[14:24] <Rjx> yeah, right now it's just for emergency cases
[14:24] <Rjx> Mkm: i'd agree, but not a large amount
[14:24] <Rjx> the base terminology/theory applies the same
[14:24] <Stereo``> i remember an older time
[14:25] <Rjx> anything more specific becomes fairly obsolete
[14:25] <Stereo``> a better time
[14:25] <Stereo``> when i didn't know who chuck norris was
[14:25] <Kalamazoo> or you knew who he was but people didnt joke about him actually being coo
[14:25] <Rjx> for example
[14:25] <withnail> chuck norris has always known about you
[14:25] <Stereo``> no, i didn't know who he was
[14:25] <Kalamazoo> i hate you withnail
[14:26] <Rjx> there are sites that can be highly profitable without charging their users anyt
[14:26] <Stereo``> i remember back when there was the vin diesel fact generator
[14:26] <withnail> ha
[14:26] <Rjx> what would be a real-world equivilent?
[14:26] <Stereo``> and it had a link to a "chuck norris fact list"
[14:26] <Stereo``> and i was like "fuck no, i don't know that guy"
[14:26] <Mkm> Rjx - You mean sites that feature ads (google, or otherwise) and lots of traffi
[14:26] <Rjx> aye, or sites that provide a service, and use it as a promotional tool for a fa
[14:27] <Rjx> bandwidth is cheap enough that it's economical
[14:27] <Mkm> After browsing the www.cozyacademy.com it looks like getting into the porn busi
[14:27] <Rjx> Thero could've told you that (check topic)
[14:27] <Kalamazoo> Mkm sure it is, you have a pretty face
[14:27] <Mkm> That's an interesting point Kalamazoo (not about me of course, although I do th
[14:28] <Rjx> we'll leave that for the catholic preists to debate
[14:28] <Mkm> Meaning more the sites built around one girl and her "adventures".
[14:28] <Kalamazoo> indiana bones ?
[14:28] <Rjx> kate's playground being a good example of that
[14:28] <Rjx> (yes, i brought up the hoofed one)
[14:29] <Kalamazoo> haha
[14:29] <Mkm> I have no idea how much of a "trend" this is, but I have seen several sites dev
[14:29] <Kalamazoo> i remember the page about how her pictures apparently never show her feet
[14:29] <jestuh> new bustedtees: http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/silent/male
[14:29] <Mkm> Indeed those sites have a fairly clear disclaimer that says "There is no hardco
[14:30] <Rjx> oh google, you crack me up
[14:30] <Rjx> See results for: what the hoof kate
[14:30] <Rjx> (i asked for "what the hoof")
[14:30] <Mkm> Apparently that is because Kate has a "hoof", eg. one of her feet is disfigured
[14:30] <Rjx> if she went public with that
[14:30] <Rjx> her registration rates would skyrocket
[14:30] <Rjx> everyone loves a freak
[14:30] <Kalamazoo> haha
[14:30] <Thero> stop talking about my cock.
[14:30] <Kalamazoo> hoofjobs
[14:31] <Mkm> I vaguely recall seeing pictures of the offending foot - it didn't seem too bad
[14:31] <Thero> wait
[14:31] <Thero> what the fuck
[14:31] <Thero> I NEVER SAID THAT
[14:31] <Mkm> completel = completely*
[14:31] <Rjx> http://img88.exs.cx/img88/3870/feet8.jpg
[14:31] <Thero> i hate you all
[14:32] <Rjx> http://kateshoof.ytmnd.com/
[14:32] <Mkm> Then again, Kate is the mistress of all things Baby Oil
[14:32] <Rjx> i only know about the hoof part
[14:32] <Kalamazoo> baby oil is kinda gross
[14:32] <Mkm> Only if it's made of 100% real babies :o
[14:32] <Rjx> 1. Okay, right foot. This article originally said left foot. I apologize fo
[14:33] <Rjx> 2. As for "expert", I was referring to someone that knows something about t
[14:33] <Rjx> 3. My point was this page is "Kate's Playground" and not "Kate's RIGHT Foot
[14:33] <Rjx> they're debating the hoof thing
[14:33] <Rjx> that's hilarious
[14:33] <Rjx> on the wikipedia talk page
[14:33] <Mkm> Oh, I think some of the wiki discussions are awesome. See: anarchy, god, Somet
[14:34] <Thero> i saw one that was rediculous
[14:34] <Thero> they were talking about goatse
[14:34] <Rjx> http://web.archive.org/web/20041122200814/http://www.staticnine.com/whatthehoof
[14:34] <Thero> ABOUT GOATSE
[14:34] <Thero> what the fuck?
[14:34] <Rjx> wikipedia, not wiki
[14:34] <Mkm> And by awesome I mean "Dear Lord I had no idea that so many petty, anal-retenti
[14:34] <hermes> wiki
[14:34] <Rjx> wiki is a specific kind of software
[14:34] <Rjx> relating to collaborative editing
[14:34] <Thero> !oh
[14:34] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:34] <Mkm> My apologies, I wasn't aware of the difference
[14:35] <Kalamazoo> http://en.wikipedia.org
[14:35] <Rjx> i tend to get irritable about it given the amount who do know the difference an
[14:35] <Thero> I think I have edited this page twice to state that Kirk Johnson, renowned an
[14:35] <Thero> wtf....
[14:35] <Thero> renowned?
[14:36] <Rjx> yeah
[14:36] <Rjx> bme
[14:36] <Thero> ....you see
[14:36] <Rjx> i think the interview with him has been pasted in here before
[14:36] <Thero> That's the reason why im afraid to go outside.
[14:36] <Rjx> people do things you may find strange
[14:36] <Rjx> deal with it
[14:36] <Thero> haha
[14:36] <Mkm> I... think I was unfortunate enough to see pictures of a man seemingly defying
[14:36] <Thero> there's a section on the talk page
[14:37] <Thero> Whoever did the research on this thing, I feel sorry for you.
[14:37] <Thero> Goatse doesn't bother me anymore, but to look at it that long.... --Keith, ev
[14:37] <Kalamazoo> he was opening a hole in time and space
[14:37] <Kalamazoo> kinda
[14:37] <Stereo``> yeah, he is that guy
[14:38] <Mkm> Whether that was Kirk Johnson or not I can't say, but I consent that any such p
[14:38] <Rjx> I suppose one can continue on about the different forum discussions, Photos
[14:38] <Thero> Thank god for wikipedia!
[14:38] <Thero> What a wonderful resource! The sum of all human knowledge indeed. ---me 03:02
[14:38] <Rjx> lawnmower theory?!!
[14:38] <Thero> haha
[14:38] <Thero> wait
[14:38] <Thero> WHAT?
[14:38] <Stereo``> lawnmower theory ... of what?
[14:38] <Stereo``> of the goatse man?
[14:38] <Rjx> kate
[14:39] <Thero> kate?
[14:39] <Mkm> Which reminds me - I read an article some time ago about a French gentleman fro
[14:39] <Mkm> Agreed - I have never heard of the "lawnmover theory" :O
[14:40] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:41] <dekkon> why the fuck would i get a call from
[14:41] <dekkon> Substance Abuse Consultants
[14:41] <dekkon> 3031 Scotsman Rd
[14:41] <dekkon> Columbia, SC 29223
[14:41] <Thero> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/footy/
[14:41] <Thero> That you would appreciate Rjx.
[14:41] <D1-> dekkon, 5mg of ambien did nothing. ;[
[14:42] <D1-> I woke up at 1am and couldn't sleep afterward.
[14:42] <Tarkaan> d1, I'm on 20mg ambien and 2 bottles of wine
[14:42] <dekkon> lp
[14:42] <dekkon> ;[
[14:42] <dekkon> 10mg tonite then
[14:42] <Mkm> Talk about goatse reminds me - I have yet to hold my own "moment of silence" fo
[14:42] <D1-> yeah.
[14:43] <Mkm> Now no longer can we initiate "newbs" with the unholy trinity of www.goatse.cx,
[14:43] <Mkm> To note - going to www.tubgirl.com actually does showcase the image
[14:46] <Mkm> Rjx - Where did you find the comment about the "lawnmower theory" by ConCuu? I
[14:47] <Rjx> that was on the kate page
[14:47] <Tarkaan> wow, sweet... I think my email address has been flagged by the local radio
[14:47] <Tarkaan> basically anything I write in gets read on the air
[14:48] <Mkm> Ah, gotcha
[14:48] <Mkm> Quote from the goatse.cx article: "Judging by the anatomical similarities betwe
[14:49] <Rjx> forgot this window was still open
[14:49] <Rjx> just caught this out of the corner of my eye:
[14:49] <Rjx> Hoofcare and Lameness Magazine
[14:49] <Rjx> Online Journal of Equine Foot Science designed to complement the traditional ma
[14:49] <Rjx> www.hoofcare.com/ - 36k
[14:49] <Mkm> The mole and the "slim build" I can understand. However I feel the need to rei
[14:50] <Mkm> See, I'd try to imagine how the discussion went... but I'm afraid that I'd actu
[14:50] <Rjx> Mandy Moore says she's embarrassed of appearing on the latest cover of Cosmo be
[14:50] <jestuh> ROFL
[14:50] <jestuh> !pic
[14:51] <Rjx> http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/04/mmoore-cosmo-orgasm.jpg
[14:51] <Kalamazoo> this sucks, i cant think of what to write about
[14:51] <Rjx> "I'm very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my pa
[14:51] <Rjx> jestuh: did someone dotlink the david copperfield story?
[14:52] <jestuh> not that i know of
[14:52] <jestuh> link it up
[14:52] <Rjx> http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2006/04/25/042
[14:52] <Rjx> David Copperfield and two of his assistants were robbed at gun point after one
[14:52] <Rjx> (from the site that linked to it)
[14:53] <Workdug> old ;[
[14:53] <Rjx> fucker
[14:53] <csqrl> <3
[14:53] <Rjx> i was the first one who pasted it, i'm ALLOWED to repaste
[14:54] <Rjx> goddamn ukranian quitter
[14:54] <Rjx> i'll get you yet
[14:54] <jestuh> Copperfield told Page Two he pulled out all of his pockets for Riley to see
[14:54] <jestuh> "Call it reverse pickpocketing," Copperfield said.
[14:54] <jestuh> oh you already pasted
[14:54] <jestuh> hahaha
[14:54] <csqrl> pen has an accent!
[14:54] <Jimmothy> i read that in the paper round 7am this morning
[14:54] <csqrl> he's truly a dirty ruskeroo
[14:54] <Mkm> They killed Copperfield on the "Stroker & Hoop" cartoon show (Adult Swim)
[14:54] <Rjx> http://www.openwear.org/goatdug.jpg
[14:55] <Rjx> nsfw
[14:55] <jestuh> Daly also described the suspects to the operator as "very urban-like"
[14:55] <jestuh> fucking racists!
[14:56] <Tarkaan> spell warriners
[14:56] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[14:56] <pinkboa> - warriner's perhaps?
[14:57] <jestuh> my sources came through: http://files.sadhat.com/cosmo.jpg noindex
[14:58] <Mkm> Saddest part of the Copperfield story: ""We don't know nothing, and we don't wa
[14:59] <Mkm> Well, I've really had a good time everyone. Pleasure meeting all of you. Going
[14:59] <Mkm> Have a good time everyone
[14:59] <dekkon|> god fucking damn it
[14:59] * dekkon| is now known as dekkon
[15:10] <eytyxis33> hi
[15:10] <AceOfHrtz> hi
[15:10] <jestuh> hey greece
[15:10] <jestuh> sup ace
[15:10] <Rjx> when we grew up and went to school there were certain teachers who would hurt c
[15:10] <eytyxis33> where are you from
[15:11] <jestuh> chicago, illinois, usa
[15:11] <eytyxis33> are you male
[15:11] <jestuh> you will have a hard time looking for females on irc
[15:11] <jestuh> so yes
[15:11] <csqrl> I AM MAIL
[15:12] <csqrl> christ i reek
[15:12] <csqrl> haven't showered in days
[15:12] <eytyxis33> where do i look
[15:12] <csqrl> #bearcave
[15:12] <Rjx> msg Tordek
[15:12] <Rjx> she's hot
[15:12] <jestuh> probably aol or msn, definately not irc
[15:12] <csqrl> bear is a reference to wild, unbridled, furry nature
[15:12] <csqrl> cave is a vagina
[15:13] <Rjx> vaginas sitting at a bar sipping octopus beer
[15:13] <Rjx> and talking about monetary policy
[15:13] <Rjx> i guess that did it
[15:13] <csqrl> syphilis
[15:13] <jestuh> dunno why greeks and arabs think irc is full of chicks
[15:14] <jestuh> wonder if they read it somewhere or something
[15:14] <Catcher> "I went to the gas station and asked for 5 dollars worth of gas. The clerk
[15:14] <Rjx> turks too
[15:14] <Tordek> Rjx: what?
[15:14] <jestuh> haha
[15:14] <csqrl> turks are way into that
[15:14] <Rjx> nothing
[15:14] <csqrl> amanda has some fantastic stories
[15:14] <jestuh> haha indeed
[15:14] <Rjx> turks have been on the tail end of communities
[15:14] <Rjx> way back since ICQ
[15:14] <jestuh> yep
[15:14] <Rjx> they've gone from community to community
[15:14] <Rjx> ICQ to Skype, Friendster to Orkut
[15:15] <Tordek> what was the "msg Tordek" aboot?
[15:15] <Rjx> sara gets a shitload of turks on skype, i tell her it's probably to do with the
[15:15] <jestuh> he was trying to get the gay greek guy to hit on you
[15:15] <Rjx> and the profile image is the default skype logo dude
[15:15] <Rjx> but in a turban
[15:15] <Tordek> ah
[15:15] <csqrl> haha
[15:15] <jestuh> hahaha
[15:15] <jestuh> she's a fucking racist
[15:15] <Rjx> haha completely
[15:16] <Rjx> we came up with the idea that if we ever got a bunch of cats
[15:16] <Rjx> they're all going to be named with racial slurs
[15:16] <Rjx> so spic, paki, nigger, etc.
[15:16] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[15:16] <t3h-gr1m> Chink, Gook, Wop.
[15:16] <t3h-gr1m> Name one cat Faggot to throw people off when they ask you what the cats' n
[15:17] <jestuh> rjx, i can't believe you would do such a thing
[15:17] <jestuh> i am disgusted
[15:17] <Rjx> believe it
[15:18] <Catcher> you motherfucker
[15:18] <csqrl> you're forgetting the caucasians
[15:18] <csqrl> and about dre
[15:18] <jestuh> so when you leave the cat behind
[15:18] <jestuh> you say "oh shit i Forgot About Dre"
[15:18] <Rjx> she's a bad influence on me
[15:18] <Rjx> we jacked a whole bucket of shortbread biscuit things last year in brighton
[15:19] <Catcher> booooooooooooooooooooo
[15:19] <Rjx> she was like "distract the maid, i'm going to steal that shortbread"
[15:19] <jestuh> !!!!!!!!
[15:19] <jestuh> CRIMINALS
[15:19] <jestuh> deportation.
[15:19] <Rjx> this was in the UK
[15:19] <jestuh> prison
[15:20] <Rjx> if police warnings for public urination were currency, i'd be a wealthy man
[15:21] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[15:22] <Rjx> i'd actually just have one unit of currency
[15:22] <Jimmothy> ive never seen those warnings
[15:22] <Rjx> but i'm sure with the state of the dollar
[15:22] <Rjx> it'd make me a wealthy man
[15:22] <Jimmothy> and i piss in public guranteed every friday and saturday
[15:22] <t3h-gr1m> With the state of the dollar, you could buy thousands upon thousands of In
[15:22] <t3h-gr1m> I think they're indonesian
[15:23] <Rjx> they're trying to fight the smell of urine in this town
[15:23] <Rjx> eventually they're realise it's a futile battle
[15:23] <Jimmothy> "Warning: Fellow member of the publicly may be urinating. Don't get someon
[15:23] <t3h-gr1m> "Gold Bond Foot Care: Victory Over De Feet"
[15:23] <Rjx> and put the money into cracking down on the huge amount of piracy going on
[15:23] <t3h-gr1m> OMG HOW RETARDED IS THAT
[15:23] <Rjx> on my walk today
[15:23] <Rjx> some chinese guy on a bicycle
[15:24] <Rjx> was cycling beside me asking me if i wanted DVD movie
[15:24] <Rjx> it's out of control
[15:24] <Jimmothy> there a chinese in middleton,leeds call Tai-Ming
[15:24] <withnail> Rjx: what city do you live in?
[15:24] <Jimmothy> i cant get over it
[15:24] <Rjx> they're out in swarms in the town center too
[15:24] <Jimmothy> Tai-ming
[15:24] <Rjx> i'm in the harrow area
[15:24] <Jimmothy> Timing
[15:24] <t3h-gr1m> Haha.
[15:24] <withnail> i haven't seen anything like that in yorkshire but i don't goto the town c
[15:24] <Rjx> maybe all chinese people end up here because that's what they say to the taxi d
[15:25] <Jimmothy> where in yorkshire?
[15:25] <Rjx> there were chinese women lined up in the highstreet
[15:25] <withnail> Rjx: woops you're racist
[15:25] <Rjx> all with DVDs laid out at their feet
[15:25] <withnail> harrow taxi driver?
[15:25] <Jimmothy> isaw those people
[15:25] <Rjx> U WAN DVD MOVIE?
[15:25] <Rjx> "harro! harro! ^_^"
[15:25] <Jimmothy> i rememeber in the pub they used to come in and try flog bootlegdvds
[15:25] <t3h-gr1m> Hahaha
[15:26] <Rjx> yeah
[15:26] <Jimmothy> tommo would be like,"im gonna swipe the pornos"
[15:26] <t3h-gr1m> WHY YOU GET INTERESTING CHINESE PEOPLE
[15:26] <Rjx> they're usually the same rips that we get anyway
[15:26] <Jimmothy> yeah
[15:26] <Rjx> the exact same screeners/cams/etc.
[15:26] <t3h-gr1m> I know like THREE Chinese people
[15:26] <Jimmothy> he did swipe a porno once
[15:26] <Jimmothy> i walked down the road and gave it back and apologise
[15:26] <Jimmothy> then fell back in the pub
[15:26] <Jimmothy> +d
[15:27] <Rjx> local pub has wireless network coverage now
[15:27] <Rjx> i find that pretty weird
[15:27] <Jimmothy> haha
[15:27] <Jimmothy> test it till you spill your pint
[15:27] <Jimmothy> (2004) 04 Weezer - Jamie (Originally Appeared On DGC Rarities) / Weezer (D
[15:27] <Jimmothy> favourite weezer song ever
[15:28] <Rjx> well
[15:28] <withnail> that's a good tune
[15:28] <Jimmothy> and its on the rarecrap disc
[15:29] <Rjx> i think i've taken as much as i can of the depraved circus that is the british
[15:29] <Jimmothy> townies?
[15:30] <Rjx> there's only so much of the alcohol, drugs, public lesbian displays and inevita
[15:30] <TMH_> me and some friends were sitting on our roof the other day throwing waterbombs
[15:30] <withnail> Rjx: i don'tknow
[15:30] <Rjx> it might just be me
[15:30] <TMH_> well I was more of "eathing icecream and laughing"
[15:30] <Jimmothy> im not done with it yet
[15:30] <withnail> mind you i don't go out as much these days
[15:30] <Rjx> TMH_: get a BB sniper rifle
[15:30] <TMH_> hahaha
[15:30] <Rjx> endless fun when it comes to chavs
[15:31] <Rjx> you need to good vantage point
[15:31] <Rjx> *a
[15:31] <Rjx> helps to know the area
[15:31] <Jimmothy> oh whats them ice ball things
[15:31] <Jimmothy> they sell em in ice cream vans in a little shaker tub thing inlike lime fl
[15:31] <Jimmothy> theyrelike bbs and sticky as fuck
[15:31] <Jimmothy> fire those
[15:31] <Rjx> snowcone?
[15:31] <Rjx> slushpuppies?
[15:31] <Jimmothy> i dunno i dont eat cold crap
[15:32] <TMH_> oh
[15:32] <mef> jamie
[15:32] <mef> oh jamie
[15:32] <TMH_> we have the fucking best vantage point I can think of
[15:32] <mef> I'm so glad you're mine
[15:32] <mef> we'll be together a long time
[15:32] <TMH_> about 5 stories up
[15:32] <TMH_> and a bunch of street lights just in front of the building
[15:32] <TMH_> if you look up you get blinded
[15:33] <Jimmothy> haha
[15:33] <TMH_> so you can't see whats going on
[15:33] <Jimmothy> youve tested that view i bet
[15:33] <Rjx> you heard my story about hyde park right TMH
[15:33] <TMH_> the one where you guy jumped by a bunch of people and you yelled phrases from
[15:33] <Rjx> yep
[15:33] <Rjx> i can never resist an opportunity to retell it
[15:33] <Rjx> although it's better in person
[15:33] <TMH_> hahaha
[15:33] <Jimmothy> i havent heard this one i dont think
[15:34] <Rjx> people don't believe me when i tell it, a lot of the time
[15:34] <TMH_> to be honest man if someone started yelling phrases from the koran at me I'd r
[15:34] <Rjx> Jimmothy: i was in hyde park with a couple of friends at around midnight
[15:34] <Rjx> and this bunch of guys come out of nowhere
[15:34] <TMH_> people like that are one step away from stabbing you in the face
[15:34] <Rjx> start trying to grab the female friend was with us
[15:34] <Rjx> and looked like they were carrying at least knives on them
[15:35] <Rjx> so we were pretty much fucked, but i noticed the guys looked vaguely arabic
[15:35] <Rjx> and one had islamic-looking jewelry on him
[15:35] <Rjx> so on a whim i just yelled a random koranic verse that i remembered
[15:35] <Rjx> BISMILLAH HIRRAHMAN HIRRAHHIM
[15:35] <Rjx> the guys just looked at me stunned
[15:35] <Rjx> so i yelled it again, louder
[15:35] <Rjx> and they started backing away
[15:35] <Rjx> and then just ran
[15:36] <TMH_> what does it mean
[15:36] <Rjx> (that means "in the name of allah, the beneficient, the merciful")
[15:36] <Jimmothy> it means rjx has crazy guy impression nailed
[15:36] <TMH_> hahah
[15:36] <mef> [18:35:41] <sodae> http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7456/127294349l3ku.jp
[15:36] <fen1x> lol
[15:36] <Jimmothy> that wouldnt work with a bible phrase and townies
[15:37] <Rjx> the people who were with me then have always asked me to teach them some arabic
[15:37] <Jimmothy> like they ever read the bible
[15:37] <Rjx> and i've tried, but they haven't got it
[15:37] <Jimmothy> well, like i ever read the bible
[15:37] <Rjx> i still can't believe that worked, to be honest
[15:38] <Jimmothy> thats a proper grankid story
[15:38] <Jimmothy> "the night i almost got stabbed in hyde park but allah saved my ass"
[15:38] <TMH_> haha
[15:40] <swight> hahah Just saw this headline and laughed "EMO still on the Ground in Flood Z
[15:40] <Rjx> haha
[15:40] <Jimmothy> nearest i have is "the evening i stood in dewsbury with two rough fucks i
[15:40] <Rjx> you've also heard the other one right
[15:41] <Rjx> i was in a pretty racist part of london
[15:41] <Rjx> very ghetto-esque
[15:41] <Rjx> and we were buying pizza at 11.30pm
[15:41] <Rjx> when a group of chavs came up and looked like they were about to jack us
[15:41] <Rjx> there was a drunk female chav with them
[15:41] <Rjx> who staggered up to me and said "what are you?"
[15:42] <Rjx> i said "pardon me?"
[15:42] <Rjx> "are you a paki?"
[15:42] <Rjx> "no i'm indian, actually"
[15:42] <Rjx> she paused for a second, then her eyes widened
[15:42] <Rjx> "you're a RED INDIAN?"
[15:42] <Jimmothy> haha
[15:42] <jestuh> hahaha
[15:42] <Rjx> she went on to ramble in a drunk fashion as to how her grandmother married a re
[15:42] <Rjx> so that made us family
[15:42] <jestuh> of course
[15:42] <Rjx> the other chavs were getting restless
[15:43] <Rjx> and started moving towards us
[15:43] <Rjx> and she turned around and bitched them out
[15:43] <Rjx> told them to leave us alone
[15:43] <Rjx> since i'm a red indian
[15:43] <Rjx> and that makes me family
[15:43] <Rjx> crazy shit that was
[15:43] <TMH_> hahahhaha
[15:43] <Rjx> pizza arrived home safely
[15:43] <TMH_> yeah I heard that one too
[15:43] <Jimmothy> notice they always have a drunk girl?
[15:43] <Jimmothy> like a front woman to a band
[15:43] <Jimmothy> or a mascot
[15:43] <Rjx> haha yeah they do
[15:43] <TMH_> people always seem to call me a paki as well
[15:43] <TMH_> which is interesting
[15:43] <TMH_> as I am white
[15:44] <Jimmothy> or that one lads dog he brings all over
[15:44] <Rjx> the drunk girl seems to have a lot of influence over them too
[15:44] <TMH_> I don't even have the slightest inkling of a tan
[15:44] <Jimmothy> she says woof and they jump
[15:44] <TMH_> I'm so fucking pale I make paper jealous
[15:44] <Rjx> yeah so being a red indian and a towelhead has saved my ass
[15:44] <TMH_> haha
[15:45] <Jimmothy> its not often i get into bother
[15:45] <Jimmothy> and im not sure how i get out of it
[15:45] <Rjx> i need to write down a lot of these sort of things
[15:45] <Jimmothy> about a month back i nearly got battered by a group of age varying chavs i
[15:45] <Jimmothy> i was with two girls
[15:46] <Jimmothy> best chav opening line: "are you having sex in my trolly park?"
[15:46] <Rjx> haha
[15:46] <Jimmothy> it was pissing it down
[15:46] <swight> chav? wtf is a chav?
[15:46] <TMH_> hey swight
[15:46] <Jimmothy> townie
[15:46] <TMH_> WELCOME TO 2006
[15:46] <Jimmothy> i prefer townie as to chav
[15:46] <Rjx> yeah we've always called them townies around here
[15:46] <TMH_> dude
[15:46] <TMH_> I live in hull
[15:46] <TMH_> chav college
[15:46] <Jimmothy> chav reminds me of charver
[15:47] <Rjx> chav seems to be the international name
[15:47] <Jimmothy> which i always rememeber gingers by
[15:47] <jestuh> never heard of it
[15:47] <swight> city folk?
[15:47] <Jimmothy> no
[15:47] <TMH_> no
[15:47] <Jimmothy> theyre sorta like below working class
[15:47] <TMH_> just general arseholes
[15:47] <Rjx> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/Chav.jpg/300px-Chav.jpg
[15:47] <TMH_> wiggers
[15:47] <Rjx> ahahsdh
[15:47] <swight> oh, annoying urban kids
[15:47] <Rjx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
[15:48] <Jimmothy> i doknow quite a few so-called chavs
[15:48] <Rjx> Chav is a slang term which has been in wide use throughout the United Kingdom s
[15:48] <Jimmothy> good friends
[15:48] <swight> yah, annoying urban kids fits that for me
[15:48] <Jimmothy> i suppose ive been and still am a chav to that description
[15:48] <withnail> i thought chav was an acronym for "council house and violent/vulgar"
[15:48] <Rjx> In popular usage, the word has largely supplanted "pikey" as the pejorative ter
[15:49] <Jimmothy> saturday morning ill be outside the take away with a huge group of goths/m
[15:49] <withnail> we used to call em townies
[15:49] <Rjx> the thing is though, a lot of chavs seem to come from middle class families
[15:49] <withnail> pikey is gypsies
[15:49] <Jimmothy> pikeys
[15:49] <withnail> not chavs
[15:49] <Jimmothy> gypos are pikeys
[15:49] <Jimmothy> yeah
[15:49] <Jimmothy> i do have a gypo story
[15:49] <Rjx> pikeys are irish
[15:49] <Rjx> are they not?
[15:49] <withnail> did they forcibly re pave your driveway?
[15:50] <Jimmothy> rememeber when that rugrats movie came out?
[15:50] <swight> Visa International and Finnish cell phone maker Nokia Corp. jointly released
[15:50] <Jimmothy> i must have been 12, 13 at most
[15:50] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12510795/
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