Session Start: Wed Apr 26 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:22] <Kalamazoo> tim was right this sounds of animals fighting cd is completely different
[00:22] <var> it on the hub?
[00:23] <Kalamazoo> i just got a torrent of it
[00:23] <Kalamazoo> i can send you the torrent if you want it
[00:23] <var> can u dcc it
[00:23] <var> ?
[00:23] <Kalamazoo> the album ?
[00:23] <var> sure
[00:23] <Kalamazoo> sure let me rar it
[00:23] <var> thanks :o)
[00:24] <var> i wanna see
[00:24] <var> what it does to the 4 dogs that live here
[00:24] <var> :o)
[00:24] <Kalamazoo> its not literally sounds of animals fighting just in case you werent sure
[00:24] <Kalamazoo> lol
[00:24] <var> ahh
[00:25] <var> ok
[00:25] <Kalamazoo> its a band called the sound of animals fighting lol
[00:25] <var> what style music
[00:25] <Kalamazoo> um
[00:25] <Kalamazoo> weird?
[00:25] <var> ok still send
[00:25] <Kalamazoo> its a ton of people who never were together in the recording
[00:25] <Kalamazoo> and all did their parts seperately
[00:38] * Rjx is now known as Rjx_
[00:39] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[00:41] <Kurin> I've been thinking death rays at this lady all night
[00:41] <Kurin> but she's still walking around
[00:52] <michael`_> wow
[00:52] <michael`_> paul's boutique
[00:52] <michael`_> good stuff
[00:53] <var> oh yeah
[00:53] <var> classic
[00:53] <var> for years
[00:53] <var> heh
[00:53] <michael`_> i wish people operated on my schedule
[00:54] <var> high plains drifter being one of the best
[00:54] <michael`_> id like to call people up at 2 am and shit when im ready to work
[00:54] <michael`_> but i figure its kind of rude
[00:54] <var> heh
[00:54] <var> my womang is snoring
[00:54] <michael`_> right now i want to call up our intern candidates
[00:54] <var> but the var is always uup
[00:54] <var> u know that
[00:54] <var> haha
[00:54] <michael`_> i think i should just do it
[00:56] <michael`_> oh
[00:56] <michael`_> high plains drifter
[00:56] <michael`_> whats that like
[00:56] <michael`_> pornographic moaning in the background
[00:56] <michael`_> and didnt trent reznor sample that same thing for the downward spiral
[00:56] <michael`_> or maybe further down the spiral
[00:58] <ScumFrog> Rah
[00:58] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Wouldn't%20want%20to%20slide%20through
[01:00] <var> yah mike
[01:00] <var> the one what raps about goin into 7 11 to make a withdrawl
[01:00] <var> seein blue and red flashin deep in the night i got my alibi straight an dpulled
[01:00] <var> also car thief
[01:08] <Rjx> Sources have confirmed to Us Weekly that Britney Spears is indeed pregnant with
[01:08] <Rjx> She was spotted at the Caesar?s Palace pool over the weekend sporting a red bik
[01:09] <var> heh
[01:10] <var> i saw some tabloid at the supermarket line today that said she was bouncing her
[01:10] <Rjx> "There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They'd
[01:10] <Rjx> - Tom Cruise
[01:11] <Rjx> from the post: Remember when Tom Cruise used to be an actor and not some crazy
[01:12] <Stereo``> haha
[01:12] <Stereo``> britney->trailer trash
[01:16] <var> haha
[01:18] <Stereo``> ok
[01:18] <Stereo``> time to listen to this new tool
[01:29] <tehD0c70r> nice topic :-s
[01:30] <tehD0c70r> /quit
[01:30] <tehD0c70r> ffs
[01:31] <tehD0c70r> i know that works somewhere
[01:33] <tehD0c70r> /away aghhhhhh
[01:33] <withnail> i see a retard wandered in
[01:34] <tehD0c70r> yea, sorry
[01:34] <tehD0c70r> never seem to be able to get commands right
[01:34] * tehD0c70r is a noob
[01:35] <tehD0c70r> trying to practice when its quiet
[01:35] <withnail> nice choice of practise chan
[01:36] <tehD0c70r> well, ill eithe learn quickly or end up on bash.org
[01:36] <withnail> i don't think either of those things are likely by the looks of things
[01:37] <tehD0c70r> its not easy typing on a pda
[02:04] * maru_ is now known as maru
[02:11] <Kalamazoo> wtf is with that tom cruise thing ?
[02:12] <Kalamazoo> i dont even get what he did
[02:13] <Stereo``> prostitutes would get someone to give them a ride
[02:13] <Stereo``> then invite tom cruise into the car
[02:14] <Kalamazoo> why? what for
[02:14] <Kalamazoo> or is that the point
[02:14] <Kalamazoo> that hes fucking weird
[02:17] <ScumFrog> man, buying this ipod has got to be the best thing ive done in a while
[02:19] <Kalamazoo> i want a new ipod but im broke
[02:21] <Efreeti> · · [ Ida20 (Helgahoxb@222.237.246.20) ] DCC send Finded.rar (222.237.246.
[02:21] <Efreeti> onjoin
[02:22] <Efreeti> zomg my boss is an ass btw
[02:22] <Efreeti> he lectured me on not using the internet for fun when i was checking a wiki
[02:22] <Efreeti> i just sighed
[02:23] <Stereo``> but
[02:23] <Stereo``> work is fun!
[02:23] <Stereo``> it's a secret boss-message
[02:23] <Efreeti> next time, he says, he's gonna have to sit down and talk to me about it
[02:24] <Efreeti> and not only that
[02:25] <Efreeti> but he disagrees with me on mostly everything and does not believe i have d
[02:25] <Efreeti> like "i'm teh veteran pc usar"
[02:25] <Efreeti> and then he has to check it for himself or go trough what i have done
[02:25] <Efreeti> and i was right
[02:26] <Efreeti> i haven't worked here for 2 weeks yet, that has happened over 10 times
[02:26] <Stereo``> set up your keyboard with a hotkey to switch it to another keyboard layout
[02:26] <Stereo``> then he'll get confused when he tries to show you what to do
[02:26] <Efreeti> mwahah
[02:26] <Rjx> just use lynx
[02:26] <Rjx> it'll look like work
[02:27] <Efreeti> not a bad idea
[02:27] <finn__> Ryan "I went to automotive and put a tire on layaway..." << what's la
[02:27] <Rjx> the original tetris PC game had a "boss" key
[02:27] <Rjx> so that when people were playing it at work, hitting that key would start scrol
[02:27] <maru> where you don't have enough money to buy it, so you put a little bit down and
[02:27] <Stereo``> finn: you pay a bit at a time
[02:27] <Stereo``> and then eventually when you've paid for it
[02:27] <Stereo``> you get it
[02:27] <Rjx> and pause the game
[02:28] <maru> what I don't understand
[02:28] <finn__> ok, I know what it is. but it's not funny..
[02:28] <maru> is people want to put laptops and shit on layaway
[02:29] <maru> one, you could just save 6 months, and whatever's availible at the time's gonn
[02:30] <Stereo``> yeah it's not really great
[02:30] <maru> two, we're not going to fucking hold a laptop in the back for 6 months while y
[02:30] <Stereo``> but i guess interest is less
[02:30] <maru> layaway makes absolutely no sense in technology
[02:31] <maru> because after any substansial period of time, there's something newer
[02:31] <Efreeti> where can i find a version of lynx to run on 2k?
[02:31] <maru> it makes sense for a consumer on say, furniture
[02:31] <maru> or a dining room set, but no sense for the retailer
[02:32] <maru> because all that shit takes up room
[02:32] <Stereo``> yeah
[02:32] <maru> now putting a tire on layaway is just fucking retarded if you need it
[02:32] <Stereo``> i can't imagine ever doing it
[02:32] <Stereo``> if i needed something, i'd get the money together
[02:32] <Stereo``> and then buy it
[02:33] <Stereo``> i have enough self control not to spend it as it gets into my wallet :\
[02:33] <maru> and if it's for a large capital purchace
[02:33] <maru> it makes more sense to either get a loan, or do a no-intrest thing
[02:33] <maru> you don't put a car on layaway and take 2 years to buy it
[02:33] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:33] <Efreeti> anyone?
[02:33] <Stereo``> car leases suck
[02:34] <maru> you get a loan or whatever so you can start driving the shit
[02:34] <maru> yeah, i got a loan from the bank and just bought it outright
[02:34] <maru> since a) I own the car.
[02:34] <maru> and b) the bank rate is better than dealer's rate
[02:35] <maru> I'm paying one more year than I would leasing, but I still have the car at the
[02:35] <maru> It never made sense to me to spend $20k leasing a car, and not having anything
[02:36] <Efreeti> Rjx?
[02:36] <maru> he's off having a wank
[02:36] <Rjx> uno momento
[02:38] <Rjx> http://csant.info/lynx.htm
[02:38] <Kurin> <@maru> one, you could just save 6 months, and whatever's availible at
[02:39] <Kurin> Presumably if they could save for six months, they wouldn't need layaway at a
[02:39] <Rjx> there should be a link to an installer at the bottom of the page
[02:39] <Rjx> for a version compiled for win32
[02:39] <Rjx> the other option is to use a version compiled for cygwin
[03:02] <Rjx> the fuck
[03:02] <Rjx> i think some guy in a BMW is stealing our garbage
[03:03] <ScumFrog> there on to you, quick! erase your sensative data
[03:04] <Rjx> i shred all of my important documents before putting them in the recycling/tras
[03:04] <Rjx> guy just drove off
[03:37] <Rjx> old grey mare she ain't what she used to be
[03:37] <Rjx> ain't what she used to be
[03:37] <Rjx> ain't what she used to be
[03:52] <ScumFrog> cant you feel the blood rush baby
[03:52] <ScumFrog> tied up to tight
[03:57] <Kalamazoo> too not to
[04:10] <Kalamazoo> also Rjx you saying "i think some guy in a BMW is stealing our garbage" m
[04:33] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[04:40] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[04:41] <Tarkaan> I had a weird dream.
[04:41] <Tarkaan> you guys were in it.
[04:42] <Tarkaan> apparently Rjx ban0r me, and I saw a web poll later on qdb "Should we let T
[04:42] <Tarkaan> dekkon said no
[04:42] <Tarkaan> jestuh said yes. Ifrit picked the fourth option.
[04:43] <Tarkaan> the question is... why can't I dream about banging chicks?
[04:44] <Tordek> because you'd rather dream about guys
[04:44] <Tordek> NIFOC guys
[04:45] <Efreeti> wf
[04:46] <Tordek> what's the diff between ifreet and djinni?
[04:46] <Efreeti> none
[04:46] <Efreeti> well
[04:46] <Efreeti> Efreeti and djinn are a type of jinn
[04:47] <Efreeti> jinn is the general term
[04:47] <Efreeti> bleh, typoville
[04:47] <jeek> If only Chatbuddy was here.
[04:47] <Efreeti> but at work atm
[04:47] <mef> o_o
[04:47] <Efreeti> btw, don't you dare dream about me Tarkaan
[04:47] <Efreeti> i'll kick yer arse ;[
[04:48] <mef> WWF93D
[04:50] <jeek> Ifrit :D
[04:52] <jeek> I prefer Marid.
[04:53] <Efreeti> water fags ;[
[04:53] <Efreeti> I gots the Fire Spirit!™
[04:53] <Efreeti> or maybe
[04:54] <Efreeti> Ho-gouki?
[04:54] <Efreeti> japanize! ^___^
[04:54] <Rjx> nihongo ga wakarimasu ka
[04:54] <jeek> My water puts your fire out, bitch!
[04:54] <jeek> WHA TNOW?
[04:55] <Rjx> anata wa okama desu
[04:55] <jeek> Megom.
[04:58] <Rjx> the latest simpson ep was a "tell historical stories using simpsons characters"
[04:58] <Rjx> sucked
[04:59] <jeek> Word on the street is that episode sucked cocks
[04:59] <jeek> And by "street" I mean "what you just said in #ot"
[04:59] <Efreeti> jeek, thou art feeble, my heat will vaporize thee
[04:59] <Rjx> Word on the street is that your mother sucks cocks
[04:59] <Rjx> and by "street" i mean the tabloids
[04:59] <jeek> and by "your mother" you mean Rjx
[05:00] <jeek> Efreeti: FIREBALL! FIREBALL! LIGHTNING BOLT! SLEEP!
[05:00] * jeek throws pingpong balls at Efreeti.
[05:00] <Efreeti> Rjx: chou little ;[
[05:01] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[05:01] <Tark-Work> anyhow.
[05:18] <Efreeti> home in a little over an hour :3
[05:23] <Efreeti> calc 96.45*9*5*2*76%
[05:23] <cadaver> - 96.45 * 9 * 5 * 2 * (76%) = 6597.18
[05:24] <Efreeti> calc 6597*11
[05:24] <cadaver> - 6597 * 11 = 72567
[05:24] <Efreeti> calc 6597*22
[05:24] <cadaver> - 6597 * 22 = 145134
[05:25] <ScumFrog> subway, its whats for dinner
[05:25] <ScumFrog> rah
[05:26] <FlaVouR> Stand up Strong!
[05:32] <Tark-Work> url imdb 24
[05:32] <cadaver> - "imdb 24": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285331/
[05:44] <FlaVouR> lo jeek
[05:45] <jeek> yo
[05:45] <FlaVouR> Sup homegrownBoy
[05:45] <jeek> back sore
[05:46] <FlaVouR> from?
[05:46] <FlaVouR> HUMPING!!
[05:46] <jeek> Feels like I need to pop a bone into place or something
[05:46] <FlaVouR> *thustong motion
[05:46] <jeek> It's been a bit sort ever since the mosh pitting on 4/1
[05:46] <jeek> err sore
[05:46] <jeek> But it's been really bad since I crashed on the couch at a friend's house this
[05:47] <FlaVouR> :)
[05:47] <FlaVouR> hate
[05:47] <Efreeti> 4/1?
[05:47] <timmo> [Kalamazoo] tim was right this sounds of animals fighting cd is completely di
[05:47] <timmo> so did you like it?
[05:51] <jeek> I went to a concert on April Fool's Day
[05:51] <jeek> Shaggy 2 Dope solo tour w/Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Axe Murder Boyz, and the SubNoi
[05:52] <FlaVouR> sounds like a bunch of gangsters
[05:52] <jeek> hahahah
[05:52] <jeek> HHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
[05:53] <FlaVouR> wtf kinda music they play?
[05:53] <jeek> Shaggy's half of ICP (www.insaneclownposse.com), blaze.psychopathicrecords.com
[05:55] <FlaVouR> ICP - hardcore White rap?
[05:55] <jeek> uh
[05:55] <jeek> It's more silly than hardcore, for the most part.
[05:56] <FlaVouR> yeah
[05:56] <jeek> Shaggy's solo CD had some pretty solid tracks on it
[05:56] <jeek> Backed up my theory that it was always J that was holding the group back
[05:56] <FlaVouR> www.theslashdogs.com <-- Great south african band
[05:56] <jeek> www.thedwarves.com <- band I discovered listening to the R.U. Sirius podcas
[05:57] <csqrl> Last I heard in the news it was used to exchange pr0n and other warez, but se
[05:57] <csqrl> but seriously
[05:58] <jeek> Downloading Slashdogs - Charlie
[05:58] <jeek> FlaVouR: http://jeek.net/amb_old_girl.mp3
[06:05] <jeek> Flavour: They sound alright.
[06:09] <FlaVouR> jeek Timmo has the whole album
[06:09] <FlaVouR> they are like motorhead
[06:14] <ExZippo> http://www.marriedtothesea.com/today.gif
[06:14] <ExZippo> hahaha
[06:24] <Rjx> Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has confessed to having had an affair with
[06:24] <Rjx> urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[06:24] <Rjx> guy should be made to resign
[06:25] <Rjx> just for making me thinking about him engaging in sexual intercourse
[06:25] <Efreeti> bye d00ds
[06:25] <Efreeti> haha
[06:25] <Rjx> http://www.havant-tories.com/Photos/Prescott%20250W.gif
[06:25] <Rjx> http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/archive/features/images/john_prescott
[06:25] <Efreeti> I won't click that
[06:25] <Efreeti> I don't think it's SFW
[06:25] <Rjx> it is safe for work
[06:26] <Rjx> he's just ugly
[06:26] <Efreeti> No ugly images is sfw
[06:26] <Kenn> It's against company policy to look at ugly people while at work
[06:26] <Efreeti> i'll be home soon tho
[06:27] <Kenn> Who actually types a quit message
[06:29] <live-> w2
[06:29] <poopy> live- location not found
[06:29] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[06:29] <live-> w2 60565
[06:29] <poopy> live- temp 47.1F/8.4C; wind West 1.2mph/1.9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:5
[06:34] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:40] <csqrl> michael nyman - 13 beacus
[06:40] <csqrl> from carrington
[06:40] <csqrl> solid.
[06:42] <timmo> you can now buy bravo fucking bravo - ii
[06:42] <timmo> off itunes
[06:42] <Rjx> timm
[06:42] <Rjx> did you see my paste
[06:43] <Symmetria> muahahahaha south african government wants to get rid of christmas as a p
[06:43] <Symmetria> AHAHAHAHA man, the public is so going to tell them to go fuck themselves
[06:43] <Kenn> w2 11713
[06:44] <poopy> Kenn temp 47F/8C; wind Variable 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 5:57AM;
[06:47] <timmo> rjx: ?
[06:51] <Rjx> Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has confessed to having had an affair with
[06:52] <Rjx> john prescott being the guy who i told you lot about before when he punched an
[06:52] <Rjx> http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/reports/archive/features/images/john_prescott
[06:52] <Rjx> http://www.havant-tories.com/Photos/Prescott%20250W.gif
[06:54] <jonathans> he looks tragically british
[06:54] <timmo> hahaha nice
[06:55] <Rjx> Ms Temple's boyfriend, lorry driver Barrie Williams, 46, told the Daily Mirror:
[06:56] <timmo> lorry?
[06:56] <Rjx> that's suprisingly calm for a man who just found out the woman he proposed to h
[06:56] <timmo> is that like a bus?
[06:56] <Rjx> kinda like a truck
[06:56] <Rjx> the huge trucks
[06:56] <Rjx> http://www.icteachers.co.uk/photos/photos2/lorry.jpg
[06:56] <Rjx> that's a smaller one
[06:57] <timmo> like a semi?
[06:57] <timmo> ah
[06:57] <Rjx> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4945170.stm there's the story
[06:57] <Rjx> i saw the headline on one of the newspaper stands while i was out walking
[06:57] <Rjx> and thought it was some joke
[06:59] <timmo> http://www.qwantz.com/tattoos/
[06:59] <Rjx> old
[06:59] <Ifrit> localhost sweet localhost
[07:02] <timmo> http://www.qwantz.com/tattoos/tat_jumpy_small.jpg
[07:02] <timmo> haha
[07:03] <daze> wtf is that
[07:03] <daze> a flying penis?
[07:04] <timmo> <3 http://www.creaturesinmyhead.com
[07:06] <Ifrit> calc 6597*2
[07:06] <cadaver> - 6597 * 2 = 13194
[07:06] <Ifrit> calc 3*13194+120000
[07:06] <cadaver> - (3 * 13194) + 120000 = 159582
[07:07] <Ifrit> calc 13194*11
[07:07] <cadaver> - 13194 * 11 = 145134
[07:07] <Ifrit> mwahah
[07:07] <Ifrit> i'm calculating my salary
[07:09] <Ifrit> "Creatures in my head" sounds like it could be a Smashing Pumpkins lyric
[07:09] <Ifrit> Imagine Billy Corgan repeating that line
[07:11] <daze> http://mansoor.hadeedian.net/blog/2006/04/25/how-to-upgrade-to-new-yahoo-mail-
[07:12] <Ifrit> Kenn, i didnt type that quitmsg there
[07:12] <Ifrit> then*
[07:12] <finn__> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/35907_AfroninjaVsLaserhead1.gif that i
[07:13] <ScumFrog> haha genius
[07:14] <Ifrit> took the words right out of my mouth there, ScumFrog
[07:14] <Ifrit> I suggest you put them back in
[07:14] <Ifrit> you don't know where my mouth has been
[07:14] <Ifrit> Neither do I
[07:14] <Ifrit> ...
[07:17] <ScumFrog> The original video for that never gets old
[07:56] <jestuh> ;[
[08:00] <csqrl> who is an experienced powerpoint creator and/or watcher
[08:00] <Rjx> olene
[08:00] <csqrl> THERE IS NO TIME FOR JOKES
[08:01] <jestuh> i'm wearing a suit
[08:01] <jestuh> plz kill me
[08:01] <csqrl> i have a day and a half to create a multi-million dollar presentation, backed
[08:01] <jestuh> ;[
[08:01] <csqrl> I NEED ANSWERS
[08:01] <csqrl> IMMEDIATELY
[08:01] <csqrl> my query is:
[08:01] <csqrl> how many bullets per slide is acceptable
[08:01] <csqrl> 6?
[08:01] <DigDug> GOOD LUCK, JESTER!!!!
[08:01] <csqrl> 4?
[08:01] <csqrl> 8?
[08:01] <jestuh> 4 main ones
[08:01] <jestuh> two sub ones
[08:02] <csqrl> alright
[08:02] <jestuh> also you don't want sentences all over the place like whoa
[08:02] <jestuh> main points only
[08:02] <csqrl> word
[08:02] <csqrl> few words per bullet
[08:02] <csqrl> convey main ideas
[08:02] <csqrl> http://www.apple.com/quicktime/qtv/wwdc05/
[08:02] <csqrl> time to research
[08:03] <csqrl> jobs knows how the fuck to do shit
[08:03] <csqrl> taking notes
[08:04] <DigDug> w2
[08:04] <poopy> DigDug temp 48.4F/9.1C; wind WSW 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:01A
[08:05] <DigDug> ;[
[08:20] <ScumFrog> w London, Englang
[08:20] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "london,+englang"
[08:20] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[08:20] <cadaver> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 3:50 PM BST on April 26, 20
[08:21] <hermes> w nicosia, cyprus
[08:21] <cadaver> Sorry, could not find weather for "nicosia,+cyprus"
[08:21] <dougmoney> w2 22152
[08:21] <poopy> dougmoney temp 52F/11C; wind Variable 2mph/4kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Su
[08:21] <dougmoney> w2 tallahassee
[08:21] <hermes> ya like i couldnt see that coming
[08:21] <poopy> dougmoney temp 81F/27C; wind WSW 13mph/20kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunri
[08:21] <dougmoney> w2 panties
[08:21] <poopy> dougmoney location not found
[08:21] <dougmoney> damn.
[08:21] <dougmoney> i wanted to get a humidity count.
[08:21] <dougmoney> w2 lake city, fl
[08:21] <poopy> dougmoney temp 77.7F/25.4C; wind West 2mph/3.2kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise
[08:22] <dougmoney> word.
[08:22] <brad-> yo
[08:22] <dougmoney> yo
[08:22] <brad-> when i unplug my laptop from the wall it dies
[08:22] <brad-> is the battery dead?
[08:22] <dougmoney> bad battery
[08:22] <dougmoney> yeah
[08:22] <hermes> does it DIE or does it boot down?
[08:22] <brad-> how much is a new one ?
[08:22] <brad-> it dies
[08:22] <dougmoney> ~90
[08:22] <hermes> battery
[08:22] <dougmoney> im sure you could buy used tho
[08:22] * dekkon changes topic to 'today i have a pet turtle, but how long do you think im gonna be
[08:22] <dougmoney> stupid topic.
[08:23] <dougmoney> safety
[08:23] <dekkon> lp
[08:23] <dekkon> ;[
[08:23] <jestuh> Amazon 1-Click Bankrupts Area Parkinson's Sufferer
[08:23] <dougmoney> ugh
[08:23] <jestuh> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[08:23] <dougmoney> red lobster is owning me right now
[08:23] <dougmoney> this smells terrible
[08:23] <brad-> jestie
[08:23] <brad-> ;]
[08:23] <jestuh> sup b-rad
[08:23] <dougmoney> holla holla
[08:24] <jestuh> i'm heading out in a min for job interview
[08:24] <dougmoney> zomgz?
[08:24] <brad-> thinking about getting a new lappy today
[08:24] <dougmoney> i need a new one too
[08:24] <dougmoney> i want one of those 12in VAIOs
[08:24] <dougmoney> something a lot more portable than this huge piece
[08:30] <Thuryn> w00t. online at panera bread.
[08:30] <Thuryn> the "east office"
[08:31] <terminal> !cc fo
[08:31] <cadaver> fo: Faroe Islands
[08:31] <Thuryn> pop-a.cap.in-dat-mo.fo
[08:32] <Thuryn> i-am-a.badmo.fo
[08:32] <Thuryn> istill.havent.found.whatim.looking.fo
[08:32] <Thuryn> (with props to U2)
[08:32] <dougmoney> ugh
[08:32] <dougmoney> i needa get beano or something
[08:32] <dougmoney> this is awful
[08:32] <dougmoney> im really worried about skid marking
[08:33] <Thuryn> ew
[08:33] <dougmoney> nah im serious
[08:33] <dougmoney> its one of those liquidy type deals
[08:33] <dougmoney> where little shittles are like in the water-like material
[08:34] <Thuryn> well, it'll wash you out
[08:34] <ScumFrog> :O
[08:34] <Thuryn> make sure you get some water back in you
[08:34] <dougmoney> ugh
[08:34] <dougmoney> yeah
[08:34] <dougmoney> but i hate this
[08:34] <dougmoney> i have a final in an hour
[08:34] <dekkon> imodium
[08:34] <dekkon> thats what you need
[08:34] <dougmoney> and im like that guy in american pie right now
[08:34] <dougmoney> my asshole is burning
[08:34] <dougmoney> and my whole room smells like rotten eggs
[08:35] <Thuryn> better drop off what you can so you can hold the rest through the test
[08:35] * dekkon changes topic to '<dougmoney> my asshole is burning'
[08:35] <dougmoney> i hope nobody tries to light a cigarette while im walking to my final
[08:35] <brad-> i want a mac lap top
[08:35] <dougmoney> i think imma have to mass crop-dust
[08:35] <dougmoney> the entire campus
[08:35] <dougmoney> on the way there
[08:35] <dougmoney> then sit in a wee corner
[08:35] <dougmoney> and pretend i have a squeaky chair
[08:36] <ScumFrog> haw
[08:36] <Thuryn> pretend nothing
[08:36] <Thuryn> let those fuckers suffer
[08:36] <dougmoney> lol
[08:36] <dougmoney> that would be great
[08:36] <dougmoney> just fart non-stop during the exam
[08:36] <dougmoney> and be proud of it
[08:36] <Thuryn> they aren't your friends or anything are they?
[08:36] <dougmoney> like smile everytime i do it
[08:36] <dougmoney> and nod my head
[08:36] <Thuryn> "HOO! That was a good one!"
[08:36] <dougmoney> not rly, but there are a mess of hot chicks in there
[08:37] <Thuryn> are you likely to actually get with any of them?
[08:37] <dougmoney> i think it would be great if i got people in there to cheer me on
[08:37] <Thuryn> or just eye candy?
[08:37] <dougmoney> yeah
[08:37] <dougmoney> my fraternity is partnered with teh sorority most of them are in for next
[08:37] <dougmoney> so yeah, i am.
[08:37] * dekkon changes topic to '<dougmoney> my asshole is burning | dekkon has metal gear
[08:37] <Thuryn> well crap. (pardon the pun
[08:37] <dougmoney> lol
[08:38] <Thuryn> cologne
[08:38] <dougmoney> i think imma sit next to the fat kid
[08:38] <dougmoney> and just look at him
[08:38] <dougmoney> every time i fart
[08:38] <dougmoney> and be like "UGH DUDE"
[08:38] <Thuryn> better finish early and clear the fuck out
[08:38] <dougmoney> lol
[08:38] <Thuryn> don't walk out too fast
[08:39] <Thuryn> "oh, it's THAT guy who's in such a hurry. he must be the Source..."
[08:39] <dougmoney> i think im starting to clean out a bit
[08:39] <dekkon> in a couple hours he's gonna come back
[08:39] <dougmoney> my farts are less frequent
[08:39] <dekkon> <dougmoney> i sharted in class
[08:39] <Thuryn> diapers
[08:39] <dougmoney> dude that sucks
[08:39] <dougmoney> you sharted in class?
[08:40] <Thuryn> dougmoney, cologne. and a butt plug. ;p
[08:40] <dekkon> notice the <dougmoney>
[08:40] <dougmoney> i never use the word sharted
[08:40] <dougmoney> kikemonger
[08:40] <dougmoney> Thuryn i will never use a butt plug
[08:40] <Thuryn> even to ensure future access to pussy?
[08:41] <Thuryn> i think you need to re-eval your priorities
[08:41] <dougmoney> they're fine
[08:41] <dougmoney> i have pride
[08:41] <Thuryn> well don't TELL PEOPLE
[08:41] <Thuryn> duh
[08:41] <Thuryn> HI EVERYONE! DON'T MIND ME! I'M PROTECTING YOU ALL WITH MY NEW GALOOB-BRAN
[08:41] <Thuryn> CARRY ON WITH YOUR EXAMS!
[08:44] <dekkon> ii love watching jerry springer
[08:44] <dekkon> this 70-something old lady is talking shit to this bilble girl
[08:44] <dekkon> and she was like "im going to hell, yeah im going to hell so i can be with m
[08:45] <dekkon> i just cant imagine someone like my grandmother saying that
[08:45] <Thuryn> "I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners ar
[08:48] <jestuh> haha
[08:48] <jestuh> wise man
[08:48] <Thuryn> Billy Joel, Sting, and a couple of others, unfortunately, didn't know when t
[08:48] <Thuryn> their early stuff is just fantastic
[08:48] <Thuryn> but their last coupla albums are just craptastic
[08:49] <Thuryn> o_O fan/craptastic. way to repeat myself ;[
[08:49] <Thuryn> but yeah, there are some gems in their lyrics
[09:05] <Zeratulcr> i fail at mirc
[09:05] <Zeratulcr> was wondering why no one was saying anything
[09:05] <Zeratulcr> i wasnt in the room -_-
[09:06] <Thuryn> we missed you. terribly.
[09:07] <Zeratulcr> ...
[09:07] <Zeratulcr> if that didnt reek of sarcasm id hug you
[09:09] <Rjx> i missed you Zeratulcr
[09:09] <Zeratulcr> its meant to be zeratulcraft, i simply cant be bothered finding another n
[09:09] <Zeratulcr> and Zera is taken
[09:09] <Zeratulcr> and Z is perm taken
[09:22] <jmx> my computer decided to radomly restart itself last night
[09:26] <Thuryn> is it running windows?
[09:27] <Rjx> i had a Q for you and Serena, Thuryn
[09:27] <Rjx> what's the islamic stance on homosexuality
[09:27] <Rjx> from the Quran at least
[09:28] <Workdug> url islam homosexuality
[09:28] <cadaver> - "islam homosexuality": http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_isla.htm
[09:28] <dmc> Rumi had a sort of homoanalogous relationship with Shams... that's all I know.
[09:31] <Thuryn> yeah, no fags
[09:32] <Thuryn> a slightly more loose interpretation would say that the only middle ground
[09:32] <Thuryn> is if you keep it a secret (don't ask don't tell sorta)
[09:32] <Rjx> "When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes."
[09:33] <Rjx> Al-Fatiha estimates that 4,000 homosexuals have been executed in Iran since the
[09:34] <Thuryn> bleh.
[09:34] <jmx> <Thuryn> is if you keep it a secret (don't ask don't tell sorta)
[09:34] <jmx> so thats where the us army got it from?
[09:34] <Thuryn> i'm totally opposed to such weird methods of execution
[09:34] <Thuryn> i believe in 8-12 witnesses, 4-man firing squad. no fanfare
[09:35] <jmx> highest building in afghanistan?
[09:35] <Rjx> cowshed
[09:35] <jmx> they have a building high enough to work?
[09:36] <Thuryn> coming up with weird shit like that only glorifies the condemned and feeds t
[09:36] <Thuryn> fuck that
[09:37] <Rjx> shooting gay people sounds quite extreme
[09:37] <Rjx> even if homosexuality is prohibited
[09:37] <Thuryn> i had changed topics
[09:37] <Thuryn> speaking only toward executions in general
[09:38] <jmx> stoning ;[
[09:38] <Thuryn> stoning actually has an additional twist that I like
[09:38] <Thuryn> it forces the public to actually do it
[09:38] <jmx> lol
[09:38] <Thuryn> none of this "off with his head" crap and then someone else can take care of
[09:39] <Thuryn> on the other hand
[09:39] <Rjx> it's a family event
[09:39] <jmx> it forces the public to do it
[09:39] <Rjx> kids! grab a pebble!
[09:39] <Thuryn> there are a lot of bloodthirsty people, and the mob mentality can swing thin
[09:39] <Rjx> wifey, get a rock
[09:39] <Thuryn> because you lose *personal* responsibility
[09:39] <jmx> lol
[09:39] <Workdug> man, stoning makes me sick at my stomach just to talk about
[09:39] <Workdug> even jokingly
[09:40] <Thuryn> serious as a heart attack. it's still done.
[09:40] <jmx> in iran if your wife pisses you off
[09:40] <Rjx> i'll bet they don't have a pothead problem in countries where stoning is custom
[09:41] <jmx> lol
[09:41] <Thuryn> well, one isn't supposed to execute for stuff like that in the first place
[09:41] <Thuryn> though people do all sorts of shit they aren't *supposed* to
[09:41] <Thuryn> like i said: bloodthirsty mofos
[09:41] <Thuryn> bleh
[09:42] <Rjx> i think we should make anything web 2.0 related punishable by death
[09:42] <Thuryn> all in favor say 'aye'
[09:42] <Rjx> papercut to death with printed copies of various RFC s
[09:42] <Workdug> rjx, you have my vote
[09:42] <jmx> death of the site or the person who made it?
[09:42] <Rjx> *RFCs
[09:42] <Thuryn> "aye"
[09:43] <Workdug> jmx: how is that even a question?
[09:43] <Rjx> hah
[09:43] <Thuryn> jmx, the person. paper cuts won't work on a computer
[09:43] <Rjx> anyone who talks about it seriously as a web revolution
[09:43] <jmx> lol
[09:43] <Rjx> i bet someone is calling it a webolution
[09:43] <Thuryn> besides, we'd have to get rid of the programmer to end the cycle of craptitu
[09:43] <Thuryn> Rjx, <gag!>
[09:43] <jmx> if not they will be shortly now that you've said it rjx
[09:43] <jmx> good job
[09:43] <Rjx> revolutiosphere
[09:44] * Thuryn makes Elmer Fudd Webmaster jokes
[09:44] <Rjx> revolusonomy
[09:44] <Agent43> Rjx, you're probably the coolest guy that i know, nice talking to you
[09:44] <Rjx> i miss the days when you had to be vaguely intelligent to be a programmer and t
[09:45] <Thuryn> placenta-eating?
[09:45] <csqrl> prostitute-tailing?
[09:45] <Thuryn> tom cruise?
[09:45] <Rjx> he announced his intentions to eat the placenta after the birth of his kid
[09:45] <jmx> tom cruise was always a bit of an idiot though
[09:45] <jmx> now hes added crazy
[09:46] <Thuryn> actually, i've heard of that. every mammal except humans do that
[09:46] <Rjx> To add to the growing list of crazy things Tom Cruise has said, he's now claimi
[09:46] <Thuryn> though it's usually the female of the species, not the male.
[09:46] <Rjx> Thuryn: some humans do it, depends on culture
[09:46] <Rjx> but announcing it to the world just makes you look creepy
[09:46] <jmx> as far as i know its always the woman
[09:46] <Rjx> "There were prostitutes, who used to be around the tunnel, who knew me. They'd
[09:46] <csqrl> haha
[09:46] <csqrl> good god
[09:46] <jmx> he passed the looking creepy stage a long time ago
[09:47] <Rjx> i will never be able to watch top gun again
[09:47] <csqrl> i saw legend the other day
[09:47] <csqrl> it wasn't the same
[09:47] <csqrl> :[
[09:47] <jmx> you just need to seperate the man from the character
[09:47] <Thuryn> top gun is okay, since there are, like, other people in it
[09:47] <Rjx> this story about david copperfield being robbed after a show
[09:47] <Rjx> wouldn't really be notable
[09:48] <Rjx> if it doesn't mention that he tried to fool the robbers with magic
[09:48] <jmx> tom cruise isnt the one who dies in tom gun is he?
[09:48] <csqrl> ahahaha
[09:48] <Thuryn> jmx, um, no.,
[09:48] <Workdug> jmx: separate *
[09:48] <Rjx> http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2006/04/25/042
[09:48] <Rjx> that's pretty hardcore
[09:48] <Thuryn> it's the guy who plays his RIO (callsign Goose)
[09:48] <Thuryn> i forget the actor's name
[09:49] <Rjx> Copperfield told Page Two he pulled out all of his pockets for Riley to see he
[09:49] <jmx> DAVID COPPERFIELD IS A FRAUD
[09:50] <GerbilWrk> your momma is a fraud!
[09:52] <daze> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sorIJekdcgo&search=ralph%20wiggum
[09:55] <csqrl> that copperfield story is fantastic
[09:55] <csqrl> your intro was hilarious, too
[09:55] <csqrl> i don't know why, that situation really tickles me
[09:55] <Rjx> "My boyfriend now carries the EFF's metal printed card of the Bill of Rights ev
[09:55] <finn_> he's not a real magician jmx ? :/
[09:56] <Thuryn> finn_, magic isn't real. it's just tricks and illusions
[09:56] <finn_> nooo
[09:56] <Thuryn> ya rly
[09:56] <GerbilWrk> o rly?
[09:57] <Thuryn> srsly
[09:57] <csqrl> lunch of peanut butter and coffee went well
[09:57] <finn_> my salvia almost died, but now that the sun is out she's getting new, healthy
[09:58] <csqrl> back2work
[09:58] <csqrl> (drugs are bad)
[09:58] * csqrl eat your greens
[09:58] <finn_> says somebody who just caffeinated himself
[09:58] <Thuryn> drugs are BAD
[09:58] <Thuryn> unless you have an infection
[09:58] <Thuryn> or are depressed
[09:58] <Thuryn> or... you read the bash quote
[09:59] <jmx> or have nothing better to do
[09:59] <Thuryn> or need to boost your social status
[09:59] <finn_> or are curious
[09:59] <Thuryn> or need help focusing on your work
[10:00] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vanishing_the_Statue_of_Liberty
[10:01] <Thuryn> bush is making it disappear for real
[10:01] <Ifrit> with the help of his arab friends?
[10:01] <Thuryn> just congress
[10:01] <fenix> if only bin laden would hit that shit
[10:01] <Thuryn> bah. just another symbol, much like the WTC
[10:02] <Thuryn> gotta run
[10:04] <Tark-Work> spaaaam
[10:08] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[10:13] <Workdug> A few months back we went and redesigned Slashdot with fancy new CSS templ
[10:13] <Workdug> why the ampersand, i don't get it
[10:13] <Workdug> look & feel ?
[10:14] <terminal> someone should register fofo.fo
[10:15] <Rjx> agreed
[10:15] <jmx> its not taken?
[10:15] <Rjx> then get fofofo.fo
[10:17] <Workdug> both are taken
[10:17] <Rjx> fofofofo.fo
[10:17] <Workdug> wait, i may be wrong
[10:18] <Workdug> oh duh
[10:18] <Workdug> i've been poking around in this foreign language site
[10:18] <Workdug> when there is a big-ass link that says ENGLISH
[10:18] <jmx> lol
[10:19] <Workdug> calc 600 danish kroner in usd
[10:19] <cadaver> - 600 Danish kroner = 99.6978 U.S. dollars
[10:19] <Workdug> sheez
[10:19] <Workdug> calc 480 danish kroner in usd
[10:19] <Ifrit> calc 199 usd in nok
[10:19] <cadaver> - 199 U.S. dollars = 1260.30729 Norwegian kroner
[10:19] <Workdug> that's how much a domain costs
[10:20] <Workdug> what the hell
[10:21] <Workdug> i have to select the name servers from their list
[10:27] <terminal> http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/jesus/1685099/
[10:27] <Serena[T]> w 65201
[10:27] <cadaver> Weather for Columbia, Missouri (65201) Conditions & - Updated at 11:54
[10:28] <Workdug> w2
[10:28] <poopy> Workdug temp 55F/13C; wind Variable 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:01
[10:29] * B3TTY is now known as Thero
[10:35] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:41] <dekkon> ARE YOU LAUGHING BEEOTCH
[10:51] * Rjx_ is now known as Rjx
[11:08] <Workdug> <s1r> so i thought i was listening to some grungy, industrial-goth-me
[11:08] <Workdug> <s1r> turns out my radio just has really shitty reception.
[11:08] <Workdug> akn?
[11:09] <Thero> HO EM GII
[11:09] <Thero> w 32839
[11:09] <cadaver> Weather for Orlando, Florida (32839) Conditions & - Updated at 1:53 PM
[11:09] <Thero> i could do so many things today
[11:09] <Thero> outside
[11:10] <Thero> like get rid of the striking contrase between my natural tan and "OMGWHITE"
[11:10] <Workdug> <tc> so i was at school today it's some pussy private school btw
[11:10] <Workdug> <tc> and the teacher says when I get home i'm going to eat a big piec
[11:10] <Workdug> <tc> and then someone calls out when I get home i'm going to smoke a
[11:10] <Workdug> <tc> so everyone laughs and I say it's called a deck of crack not a p
[11:10] <Workdug> <tc> i am now known as "Jacob The Notorious Drug Lord" =\
[11:11] <Thero> kill
[11:11] <Thero> because people dont use notorious
[11:12] <yzwaf> sup
[11:12] <Workdug> <DarkMatter> guys was it just me or was South Park last night really
[11:12] <Workdug> <Steel_Angel> I did not watch it
[11:12] <Workdug> <K> i have it tivoed, but i haven't watched it yet
[11:12] <Workdug> <The_Government> I don't have cable.
[11:12] <Workdug> <Tifu> I don't have america
[11:12] <Workdug> akn?
[11:13] <Thero> hmmm
[11:13] <Thero> n
[11:16] <jmx> kill
[11:17] <csqrl> okay, i don't understad
[11:17] <csqrl> i tried to register fofo.fo a while back
[11:17] <csqrl> i just checked it out again now out of curiosity
[11:17] <csqrl> apparently, to register the domain
[11:17] <Thero> cc fo
[11:17] <Thero> .cc fo
[11:18] <csqrl> you have to contact companies who maintain nameservers
[11:18] <Thero> !cc fo
[11:18] <cadaver> fo: Faroe Islands
[11:18] <csqrl> and get the entry for the domain you want added
[11:18] <csqrl> and then register the domain with nic.fo
[11:18] <csqrl> does that seem completely fucking stupid to anyone else
[11:18] <Thero> Yeah actually it does
[11:21] <Workdug> csqrl: that's not the stupidest part
[11:21] <Workdug> the stupidest part is that you have to pick the name servers out of a dropd
[11:21] <Workdug> the only one i recognized was yahoo
[11:21] <csqrl> yeah, exactly
[11:21] <csqrl> so i don't get it
[11:21] <csqrl> you call up people who run nameservers in the list
[11:21] <csqrl> and ask like
[11:21] <csqrl> hey yo can you add an a record for me
[11:21] <csqrl> just point balls.fo over to my box at 6.6.6
[11:22] <csqrl> thanks dudes
[11:22] <Workdug> basically, you sign up for yahoo hosting
[11:22] <Workdug> and add that domain
[11:22] <csqrl> yeah, it's retarded
[11:22] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[11:22] <Workdug> * Finished! 9 approved, and 36 killed.
[11:22] <csqrl> dreamhost is on there
[11:22] <Workdug> o rly
[11:22] <csqrl> dreamhost is the spawn of satan
[11:22] <Workdug> i didn't see dreamhost
[11:22] <Workdug> why?
[11:22] <Workdug> i'm hosting like 20 domains with them
[11:22] <csqrl> weird
[11:22] <csqrl> they operate .la
[11:23] <Workdug> i didn't realize dreamhost was on there, so i may try this
[11:23] <Workdug> ah
[11:23] <csqrl> they're fucking thieves
[11:23] <csqrl> "koa.la" is a premium domain name that i CANNOT transfer to another .la regis
[11:23] <Workdug> you have to remember,... the only reason fofo.fo is not registered is becau
[11:23] <Workdug> ah
[11:23] <csqrl> and i HAVE to pay the premium price of 100/y
[11:23] <Workdug> probably because it's three characters
[11:23] <csqrl> nevermind that i didn't agree to that shit when i signed up
[11:23] <Workdug> or maybe because they felt like it
[11:23] <csqrl> yeah
[11:24] <Workdug> that sucks ;[
[11:24] <csqrl> they're fucking thieves
[11:24] <csqrl> and their customer support blew for the longest time
[11:24] <csqrl> while they set up the .la system
[11:24] <csqrl> my domain was blackholed into the dns abyss for like 8 months
[11:25] <Workdug> D:
[11:25] <csqrl> O wElL
[11:25] <csqrl> baCk2WoRk
[11:26] <csqrl> way too much classical music all day long
[11:26] <csqrl> need some oingo boingo or something
[11:26] <Workdug> l8r
[11:29] <Workdug> But Copperfield, his statement says, turned his pockets inside out to show
[11:29] <Workdug> BAHAHAHAHAHAH
[11:31] <dekkon> haha whats that from
[11:32] <Workdug> http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1187698,00.html
[11:33] <dekkon> haha i thought i figured it was from an onion article
[11:34] <Kurin> Why did he have more than one cell phone in his pocket
[11:35] <Stereo``> cause he stole them back from the kids
[11:47] <Rjx> Workdug: old
[11:52] <dougmoney> safety
[11:52] <dougmoney> made it through the final tho
[11:53] <dekkon> safety on irc makes no sense
[11:53] <dekkon> because no one is there to punch you if you dont call it
[11:57] <dekkon> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060426/ap_on_fe_st/britain_billionth_word
[11:57] <poopy> dekkon - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060426/ap_on_fe_st/britain_billionth_wo
[11:59] <Kurin> I bet it's something retarded like blogosphere
[11:59] <dekkon> .link http://www.tankchair.com/video.htm coolest wheelchair ever
[11:59] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.tankchair.com/video.htm - coolest wheelchair ever - queue
[12:00] <Stereo``> "It has helped identify how the spellings of common phrases have changed,
[12:00] <Stereo``> i've never heard anyone say free reign
[12:01] <Kurin> Well you don
[12:01] <Kurin> 't pronounce the g
[12:01] <Kurin> I don't think I'd notice if I read free reign
[12:01] <dekkon> .link http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18932923-29280,00.html man beats
[12:01] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,18932923-29280,00.html - man be
[12:02] <dekkon> .link http://www.econsultant.com/i-want-freeware-utilities/index.html 450+ e
[12:02] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.econsultant.com/i-want-freeware-utilities/index.html - 45
[12:07] <dougmoney> wtf
[12:14] * dekkon changes topic to '<dougmoney> my asshole is burning | dekkon has metal gear
[12:15] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[12:19] <sxh> hmm
[12:19] <sxh> getting my last smokage on
[12:19] <sxh> before having to hack it up at advising
[12:19] <yzwaf> werd snow
[12:20] <sxh> i have to go talk to advising
[12:20] <sxh> before i can register on friday
[12:20] <sxh> for class
[12:21] <sxh> sucks
[12:21] <sxh> it's also a shitload easier if you talk to them in person
[12:21] <sxh> because they will walk you through it
[12:21] <sxh> and you don't have to do any homework
[12:21] <sxh> they also have nothing to do
[12:22] <dekkon> .link http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/ do you know what game its from
[12:22] <poopy> dekkon - http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/ - do you know what game its from -
[12:22] <dekkon> i just bought a churchwarden, i cant wait for it to get here
[12:22] <yzwaf> sxh: i got a fucking badass schedule next semester
[12:23] <dekkon> http://www.lotusheart.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=SG&P
[12:23] <yzwaf> only have classes T/TH
[12:24] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[12:25] <|sili> www.explorerdestroyer.com
[12:25] <|sili> :D
[12:25] * |sili changes topic to 'http://www.explorerdestroyer.com | dekkon has metal gear sold 3 f
[12:29] <dekkon> i finally got thunderbird to work with gmail
[12:29] <dekkon> ;[
[12:30] <var> congratulations
[12:31] <sxh> pretty hard ass game dekkon
[12:31] <sxh> i only got 3
[12:31] <sxh> without googling
[12:31] <sxh> balloon fight, metroid, and punchout
[12:31] <sxh> wait
[12:31] <sxh> 5
[12:31] <sxh> megaman
[12:33] <sxh> i got contra too
[12:33] <dekkon> i got 11
[12:33] <sxh> without googling
[12:34] <dekkon> i knew balloon fight but i couldnt remember exactly what it was called
[12:34] <Stereo``> i don't know anyy ;[ i was a deprived child
[12:34] <dekkon> SMB3 is in there, zelda 1 and 2
[12:34] <Stereo``> i've never played any games on the super nintendo
[12:35] <dekkon> digdug, kid icarus, final fantasy, boy and his blob, dr mario
[12:35] <dekkon> are in there
[12:35] <dekkon> andd these are nintendo not snes
[12:36] <Stereo``> :P
[12:36] <Tark-Work> http://www.qdb.us/58226 <-- ha
[12:36] <TMH_> http://thedailywtf.com/forums/69828/ShowPost.aspx
[12:36] <dekkon> kill
[12:36] <Stereo``> my nintendo gaming was limited to smb 2 & 3, guerilla warfare (which the c
[12:36] <csqrl> contra!
[12:37] <kitchen> up up down down left right left right a b a
[12:37] <dekkon> no
[12:37] <dekkon> up up down down left right left right b a select start
[12:38] <csqrl> that' for two players
[12:40] <csqrl> who is this dude
[12:40] <csqrl> he looks way familiar
[12:40] <csqrl> http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/q7.gif
[12:40] <maru> eggplant wizard
[12:40] <maru> from kid icarus
[12:40] <csqrl> icarus?
[12:40] <csqrl> word
[12:40] <sxh> ok i now have 12
[12:41] <maru> trying to name NES games?
[12:43] <dekkon> http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/q4.gif http://8bitgamer.idiotworld.com/q8.gi
[12:43] <dekkon> i didnt know those
[12:47] <maru> first one is ducktales
[12:47] <maru> Second is castlevania 3
[12:47] <maru> third is megaman
[12:47] <maru> don't know the 4th
[12:48] <sxh> yeah i knew the blue screw
[12:48] <sxh> i now have all but the pterodactyl
[12:48] <sxh> or actually
[12:48] <sxh> which is the umbrella
[12:48] <maru> i'm missing the warlus, dinosaur, and the green thing at the start
[12:48] <maru> a boy and his blob
[12:48] <sxh> green thing is digdug
[12:49] <sxh> dinosaur is from the legend of zelda
[12:49] <sxh> don't know which you rever to as teh walrus
[12:49] <csqrl> seal with the crown
[12:49] <maru> the very last one
[12:49] <sxh> mario 3
[12:49] <sxh> super mario bros 3
[12:49] <maru> I don't remember that seal in it at all
[12:49] <sxh> what is the grey umbrella from?
[12:50] <maru> probably one of the stages I always skipped
[12:50] <maru> A boy and his blob
[12:50] <dekkon> a boy and his blob
[12:50] <dekkon> green gradon is from digdug
[12:50] <dekkon> dragon
[12:50] <sxh> i thought the red pterodactyl was from adventure island
[12:50] <dekkon> no
[12:51] <maru> that's what I thought too
[12:52] <sxh> OHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:52] <sxh> OWNED ALL OF YOU
[12:53] <sxh> it's from a game called "ice climber"
[12:53] <dekkon> never heard of it
[12:53] <sxh> googled it up for that
[12:53] <maru> I vaguely remember hearing of it, never played it
[12:53] <sxh> nes + "red bird"
[12:54] <sxh> remarkably unoriginal query
[13:18] <Rjx> whoa
[13:18] <Rjx> strong smell of weed in here suddenly
[13:19] <dekkon> uh oh
[13:19] <Workdug> Rjx: don't move, i'll be right there to... deal with the situation appropri
[13:20] <Workdug> that would've been funny if i was a weed smoker
[13:20] <Serena[T]> hehe
[13:20] <Rjx> well there's nobody else home
[13:20] <Rjx> and i don't have any weed
[13:20] <Rjx> no clue where it came from
[13:20] <Rjx> but it disappeared as quickly as it showed up
[13:20] <Wabbit98> the neighbors?
[13:20] <Serena[T]> imagnino weed?
[13:21] <swight> junkies are raiding your house! Run, very slowly, awaaaay
[13:21] <Serena[T]> defend yourself with snacks :)
[13:21] <Rjx> junkies don't smoke weed
[13:21] <Serena[T]> maybe as dessert
[13:21] <TMH_> hey
[13:21] <TMH_> sometimes I smell phantom smells as well
[13:21] <swight> sorry, misspoke, potheads
[13:21] <Rjx> that's just your mother
[13:22] <Workdug> !oh
[13:22] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[13:22] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[13:22] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[13:22] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[13:22] <Workdug> some people hear voices... rjx smells things
[13:22] <TMH_> hey why does swight have ops
[13:22] <Workdug> "i smell dead people"
[13:22] <TMH_> he's canadian, he can't have ops
[13:22] <Workdug> he's the token canadian
[13:22] <TMH_> haha
[13:22] <dekkon> rjx graduated from phantom voices in the head to phantom smells in the nose
[13:22] <swight> That's what its all aboot!
[13:23] <dekkon> swight! send me some of those vitamin c cigarettes
[13:23] <Rjx> 21:22 <@Workdug> some people hear voices... rjx smells things
[13:23] <swight> hahah when I see them around, definitely
[13:23] <Rjx> technically i've done both
[13:23] <Rjx> vitamin C cigarettes?
[13:23] <Workdug> rjx hears smelly people
[13:23] <dekkon> url vitacig
[13:23] <cadaver> - "vitacig": http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/v
[13:23] <swight> yah, some Canadian invented them
[13:24] <swight> Man, 20 years since Chernobyl, how many in here weren't even born when that
[13:24] <Workdug> oh shit
[13:24] <Workdug> wow, i totally forgot
[13:24] <dekkon> not i
[13:24] <Rjx> i would've been a few months old
[13:24] <dekkon> ~2 years old
[13:25] <swight> Explains sooo much
[13:25] * Workdug changes topic to '20 years since chernobyl today.'
[13:25] <Wabbit98> I was about 4 years old
[13:25] <Rjx> swight was already a man
[13:25] <Workdug> i was 5
[13:25] <Workdug> 4.5
[13:25] <Workdug> wait
[13:25] <Workdug> calc 1986-1981
[13:25] <Workdug> -=x
[13:25] <dekkon> chernobyl is how digdug got his 3rd leg
[13:25] <cadaver> - 1986 - 1981 = 5
[13:25] <Workdug> indeed
[13:25] <Workdug> 88=====(D
[13:25] <Workdug> i was 4.5
[13:25] <swight> calc 1986-1974
[13:25] <cadaver> - 1986 - 1974 = 12
[13:25] <swight> yah, I had my first date by then
[13:26] <swight> I remember when fallout passed over us, twice.
[13:26] <Rjx> you were already in a movie by then
[13:26] <swight> No, that was 1992
[13:26] <Rjx> oh
[13:26] <Workdug> wtf, how old is swight?
[13:26] <Rjx> url imdb steven wight
[13:26] <cadaver> - "imdb steven wight": http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1643154/
[13:26] <swight> ph
[13:26] <swight> url imdb stephen wight
[13:26] <Rjx> url imdb stephen wight
[13:26] <cadaver> - "imdb stephen wight": http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1643154/
[13:27] <Workdug> no wage data
[13:27] <dekkon> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0927836/
[13:27] <Rjx> reply to my post on your imdb message board
[13:27] <swight> hahah that one isn't me
[13:27] <dekkon> Stephen Wight (I)
[13:27] <dekkon>
[13:27] <dekkon> Date of birth (location)
[13:27] <dekkon> 1 August 1974
[13:27] <dekkon> St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada
[13:27] <Workdug> h
[13:27] <Workdug> 0h *
[13:28] <TMH_> Does anybody know where i can find pictures of his feet? Purely for research p
[13:28] <TMH_> hahahahha
[13:28] <swight> from Rjx
[13:28] <TMH_> oh man imdb and foot fetishes
[13:28] <TMH_> I forgot about that one
[13:29] <swight> I replied
[13:31] <Workdug> my wrist kind of hurts
[13:31] <Workdug> maybe i should stop tying a 2.5lb object to it
[13:32] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[13:33] <GerbilWrk> yes, stop tying your penis to your wrist
[13:34] <dekkon> he said 2.5lbs not 2.5 inches
[13:34] <Workdug> :(
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> shit, my bad
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> i used to tie my penis to my wrist, but then the doc said I wasn't suppos
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> i was blatter shy so it sucked
[13:39] <Workdug> LOLOLOLOL
[13:39] <Workdug> r u saying u hav a big penis?
[13:40] <michael`> loll
[13:40] <michael`> So when they continued asking Him, He lifted Himself up and said unto them
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> i'm implying i have a big penis, or weak wrists, whatever
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> then jesus hit her with the biggest rock known to man?
[13:41] <michael`> haha
[13:41] <michael`> Nay, Gerbil
[13:41] <michael`> When Jesus had lifted Himself up and saw none but the woman, He said unto
[13:41] <michael`>
[13:41] <michael`> She said, "No man, Lord." And Jesus said unto her, "Neither do I condemn t
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> did yall see House last night?
[13:42] <GerbilWrk> with the kid that thought he talked to god
[13:42] <michael`> josh said there's a story in the bible
[13:42] <michael`> where jesus gets pissed off at sinners at a marketplace
[13:42] <GerbilWrk> there are quite a few actually
[13:42] <michael`> and flips out and kills them
[13:42] <GerbilWrk> ahh
[13:42] <michael`> or something like that
[13:42] <michael`> ninja jesus
[13:43] <michael`> totally out of character
[13:43] <michael`> id like to read this story first hand
[13:43] <GerbilWrk> i believe there is one where he gets pissed off at people using a church
[13:43] <michael`> .url "jesus totally flipping out at a marketplace"
[13:43] <GerbilWrk> they turn the church into a market place
[13:43] <GerbilWrk> and sell sacrificial animals right outside the door
[13:43] <Wabbit98> and money lenders
[13:43] <GerbilWrk> he comes and freaks out, kicks everyone out and tells them to tear down t
[13:44] <michael`> John 2:13-16"The Passover of the Jews was near, and Jesus went up to Jerus
[13:44] <michael`> hahahah
[13:44] <michael`> that's awesome
[13:44] <michael`> Making a whip of cords, he drove all of them out of the temple, both the s
[13:44] <GerbilWrk> yep
[13:44] <Wabbit98> awesome passage
[13:45] <michael`> what is a money changer? a person who converts currencies
[13:45] <dekkon> jesus doesnt like swap meets
[13:45] <michael`> or is it like a human change machine
[13:45] <michael`> ?
[13:46] <Wabbit98> someone who lends money?
[13:46] <michael`> moneychanger (also money-changer) noun a person whose business is the exch
[13:46] <Wabbit98> maybe Jesus was denied a loan by them
[13:46] <michael`> well there we go
[13:46] <michael`> arbitrage
[13:46] <michael`> so jesus wouldnt like george soros doing business in a church
[13:46] <GerbilWrk> if memory serves me correctly, the churches would only accept a certain c
[13:47] <GerbilWrk> so people would come, convert their money at the change lender, for a fee
[13:47] <michael`> haha, this is great
[13:47] <michael`> he tells them to burn down the temple
[13:48] <michael`> and theyre like uh, this took 46 years to build
[13:48] <michael`> 19Jesus answered and said unto them, "Destroy this temple, and in three d
[13:48] <michael`>
[13:48] <michael`> 20Then said the Jews, "Forty and six years was this temple in building, a
[13:48] <michael`>
[13:48] <michael`> 21But He spoke of the temple of His body.
[13:48] <michael`> so basically he didnt raise the temple
[13:48] <michael`> so the explanation is that he MEANT his body
[13:48] <michael`> ok.
[13:48] <Wabbit98> is this the first time you have read the Bible?
[13:48] <michael`> haha
[13:48] <michael`> yes.
[13:49] <swight> The SCI FI Channel has stunned fans today with the announcement of Caprica,
[13:49] <Wabbit98> why
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> the history of the Adama family.... twh
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> wth even
[13:50] <swight> cuz, MONEY, MONEY
[13:50] <Wabbit98> is the Adama family really that important for the birth of the Cylons
[13:50] <Wabbit98> did the Adama family create the Cylons
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> possibly!
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> they've never told us
[13:50] <Wabbit98> oh my
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> all i know is I want October to come quickly
[13:51] <Wabbit98> all we know is that humanity created the Cylons
[13:51] <Wabbit98> but who was the human to create the first Cylon
[13:51] <GerbilWrk> Baltar!
[13:51] <Wabbit98> Baltar is not that old
[13:51] <GerbilWrk> well, he boned the first cylon
[13:51] <Wabbit98> true
[13:51] <GerbilWrk> lucky bastid
[13:51] <michael`> ill bone your mom in the cylon
[13:52] <GerbilWrk> oh yeah?.... well... i'll bone YOUR mom in the cylon!
[13:52] <dekkon> i heard swight starred in several blacksplooitation films in the mid 90's
[13:53] <michael`> "He has the confident gait of someone who has spent his life in charge."
[13:53] <Wabbit98> swight any news when this new series will premiere?
[13:53] <GerbilWrk> i heard swight founded the blacksplooitation industry
[13:53] <swight> Yah, I was the reason they went black, and never went back.
[13:57] <Workdug> http://community.livejournal.com/omgfood/116412.html
[13:59] <Workdug> url pom wonderful glass
[13:59] <cadaver> - "pom wonderful glass": http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000
[13:59] <swight> Sirius radio is coming out with Sirius video for the car
[13:59] <swight> http://www.engadget.com/2006/04/25/sirius-execs-confirm-video-service-will-b
[13:59] <swight> Live satellite TV for the car
[13:59] <dekkon> that cant be good
[14:00] <dekkon> "man sues sirius because he wasnt paying attention to the road but instead t
[14:01] <swight> I saw a taxi van, takes people in from rural areas to the city, and the dude
[14:04] <dekkon> somepeople can do it, most people cant
[14:04] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:09] <jmx> just the other day i was thinking what we really need is satellite tv in the ca
[14:09] <dekkon> http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/
[14:10] <Thero> I expected Sat-tv in cars.
[14:10] <Thero> Because people are stupid.
[14:10] <Thero> And will invent things that obviously would be nice, but are also on a level
[14:11] <Thero> I know this becuase of the A-Team.
[14:11] <ScmFrg`a> FUCKING HELL
[14:11] <ScmFrg`a> John Prescott is an ugly bastard
[14:12] <ScmFrg`a> and with that
[14:12] <ScmFrg`a> I bid you good night
[14:12] <jmx> you weren't dissing the A-Team were you thero?
[14:12] <jmx> cuz the A-Team is 1000x more awesome then you could ever hope to be
[14:12] <Thero> Not really, but im using it as an eample.
[14:13] <Thero> Yes i know, it was a good idea. Very entertaining, as is satillite tv. But di
[14:13] <D1> ha I got an apology from that hoe that "likes" me for being retarded last night.
[14:14] <Thero> ...she was being retarded or yo uwere?
[14:14] <D1> well
[14:14] <D1> I was spaced out so I wasn't very receptive to whatever she was saying and she g
[14:15] <Workdug> good job, d1
[14:15] <Workdug> today, you are a man
[14:15] <Thero> Thuryn: Hi welshie.
[14:15] <D1> haha
[14:15] <D1> too bad I don't like her. ;[
[14:15] <Thero> she hot?
[14:15] <D1> shes cute
[14:15] <Thero> bangable?
[14:15] <D1> bangable.
[14:15] <Thero> diseases?
[14:15] <Thuryn> heh
[14:15] <D1> I hope not.
[14:15] <Thuryn> cute != hot
[14:16] <Thero> well tell her "you can apologize by testing out a new lollipop blindfolded"
[14:16] <Workdug> D1: it's ok if you don't like her. she is practice.
[14:16] <Thero> then stick your cock in her mouth and go to town.
[14:16] <D1> I know, I wouldn't call her hot.
[14:16] <Thero> ...oh my god im retarded
[14:16] <Thero> im listening to the devil went down to georgia
[14:16] <Thero> eating a poptart
[14:16] <Thero> and i started dancing with the fucking poptart
[14:16] <D1> I got my meds to day
[14:16] <Thero> what the fuck
[14:16] <Thuryn> Thero, it wasn't retarded
[14:16] <Thuryn> until you told us
[14:16] <D1> and they gave me Lamictal STRAWBERRY CHEWABLE TABLES
[14:17] <D1> like some retard.
[14:17] <Thuryn> now we get to abuse you to our satisfaction
[14:17] <Thero> heh
[14:17] <Thero> D1 did you get a lollipop too?
[14:17] <D1> no, but I got AMBIEN!
[14:17] <D1> thats just as good.
[14:18] <Thero> even better
[14:18] <Thero> its not on a stick!
[14:19] <Thero> Wh04 b14ck b377y. b4mb414mb 5h3 r3411y g37z m3 high, b4m414mb
[14:19] <Thuryn> whoa, leet betty
[14:19] <Thero> lynard skinnard rocks
[14:19] <Thuryn> *lynyrd skynyrd
[14:25] <Workdug> .link http://www.nbc10.com/news/9011954/detail.html man hires crane, steals
[14:25] <poopy> Workdug - http://www.nbc10.com/news/9011954/detail.html - man hires crane, st
[14:26] <Thero> rofl...what?
[14:26] <Workdug> only in philadelphia
[14:27] <Thero> um....
[14:27] <Thero> Best Prank Ever
[14:27] <Thuryn> newsworthy
[14:27] <Thero> I wish i could do that with children at bus stops.
[14:27] <Thero> like hire a crane to pick them up
[14:27] <Thero> thenswitch them to other bus stops
[14:28] <Thero> err
[14:30] <Thero> hmm
[14:31] * Thuryn puts a sign up by the bus stop: "This is a No Crane Zone"
[14:31] <Workdug> my coworker refused to be photographed ;[
[14:31] <geck> slap'em
[14:32] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:32] <Thero> "Get your picture taken, motherfucker."
[14:32] <Thero> that works good
[14:32] <Thuryn> Workdug, for what/
[14:33] <Workdug> she's visiting from moscow
[14:33] <Workdug> so i was going to get a photo of her on wall st
[14:33] <Workdug> and (she doesn't know this) give her a framed print as a present
[14:33] <Thero> haha
[14:33] <Workdug> since she brought a nice present from moscow
[14:33] <Thero> "wheres my present?"
[14:33] <Thero> "You didnt want it bitch."
[14:33] <Workdug> i think i'm going to find the frame in the mean time
[14:34] <Workdug> and have everything ready to go
[14:34] <Workdug> and then since i'm coming in early tomoorrow
[14:34] <Workdug> go to lunch with her
[14:34] <Workdug> and take a photo then
[14:34] <Workdug> and get it printed on thursday
[14:34] <Triztan> does anyone know anything about windows vista
[14:34] <Workdug> i just hope i can get a decent photo
[14:34] <Thero> Triztan i do.
[14:34] <Workdug> "mostly sunny" tomorrow
[14:35] <Thero> The minute you turn it on. It homes in on your location and will have the abi
[14:35] <Triztan> may I pm you thero?
[14:35] <Thero> no
[14:36] <D1> just do it!
[14:36] <Thero> yeah ok
[14:36] <Thero> you can
[14:36] <D1> not like he can stop you!
[14:36] <Triztan> lol, thanks
[14:36] <Triztan> yeah but not like I'm going to if he doesn't want to help me.
[14:37] <Thero> I'll help you.
[14:37] <Thero> What do you need?
[14:37] <Thuryn> why can't thero stop him?
[14:37] <Thuryn> /mode Thero +g
[14:43] <Thero> D1, pm.
[14:43] <Workdug> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/26/spanking.case.ap/
[14:44] <Workdug> Employees were paddled with rival companies' yard signs as part of a contes
[14:44] <Kurin> Man, that sounds like a frustrating place to work
[14:44] <Thero> sounds like a fun time
[14:46] <Triztan> yeah, if you're the winner'
[14:47] <Triztan> whoops closed the wrong server
[14:48] <|silicon> you are so voted off the island
[14:49] <hermes> you are the weakest link, goodbye.
[14:49] <Triztan> lol
[14:49] <Triztan> hey man, I've been using dc for a retarded amount of time and just came bac
[14:49] <Tarkaan> http://lito.blackmage.org/stfu.jpg <-- old?
[14:50] <Rjx`> "nice legs....for a human"
[14:50] <kid> you have not come to an unanimous decision, you have lost
[14:50] <Rjx`> most random worf line ever
[14:50] <Kalamazoo> hahaha
[14:50] <Workdug> Tarkaan: haven't seen it before, but it's not very funny
[14:50] <Tarkaan> kill :(
[14:50] <Triztan> well, if you haven't seen it before, how can you judge it?
[14:53] <Thero> http://myspace-662.vo.llnwd.net/00610/26/60/610270662_l.gif
[14:53] <Triztan> myspace, now there is a site that made the creator effing rich
[14:57] <wind> i feel like having pizza tonight
[14:58] <Rjx`> !wind
[14:58] <cadaver> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[14:58] <wind> The Donger need food.
[14:58] <Tarkaan> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8025218193636377093&q=hind+legs&pl
[15:00] <dunn> somebody say it
[15:00] <jonathans> http://random-m.com/images/1825788982_051220aaaa4zs.jpg
[15:00] <jonathans> WHERE IS MP3S ON INTERNET
[15:01] <Workdug> Tarkaan: old
[15:01] <Thero> so who here likes muse?
[15:01] <Workdug> muse?
[15:02] <Thero> yes
[15:02] <Thero> url Muse
[15:02] <cadaver> - "Muse": http://www.muse.mu/
[15:02] <dunn> emo band
[15:03] <Thero> not really
[15:04] <Thero> how do you say
[15:04] <Thero> "type lol for sex" in spanish
[15:05] <Rjx`> typar lol pour sexorada
[15:06] <dunn> mi martillo es pequeño
[15:06] <Thero> dunn fagito.
[15:06] <Rjx`> mi pinata es grande
[15:06] <Tarkaan> para cojer las putas, marque "LOL"
[15:06] <tehdot> mi chorizo es chingado
[15:07] <Stereo``> http://dat.4chan.org/b/src/1146088471088.jpg (nsfw?)
[15:07] <Rjx`> donde esta el pulpo
[15:07] <Stereo``> it's sexordada
[15:07] <Rjx`> esta tristementa con el dios
[15:07] <Rjx`> oh
[15:08] <Thero> [18:02] <marcela> hola
[15:08] <Thero> [18:03] <Thero> hola
[15:08] <Thero> [18:03] <marcela> mujer?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:03] <Thero> si
[15:08] <Thero> [18:04] <marcela> de donde eres?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:04] <Thero> Estados Unidos, Florida.
[15:08] <Thero> [18:04] <Thero> habla ingles?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:04] <marcela> no
[15:08] <Thero> [18:04] <marcela> eres lesbiana?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <Thero> no
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <marcela> yo soy de argentina
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <Thero> bien!
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <marcela> bi?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <Thero> si
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <Thero> bi?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <marcela> si
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <Thero> mujer?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:05] <marcela> estas en pareja?
[15:08] <Thero> [18:06] <marcela> si
[15:08] <Thero> [18:06] <Thero> typar lol pour sexorada en #efnet
[15:08] <Thero> [18:06] <Thero> muy lesbiana en #efnet
[15:08] <Thero> (and no im not really bi)
[15:09] <dunn> we know you dont like girls
[15:09] <dunn> no need for last line
[15:09] <Tarkaan> in argentina, cojer is 'to fuck'
[15:09] <Stereo``> it's like a conversation between 2 people who don't speak spanish
[15:09] <Stereo``> ;x
[15:10] <Tarkaan> yeah
[15:10] <Tarkaan> if I wanted to say "I'm from Texas" I would say "soy de tejas". The 'yo' i
[15:11] <dunn> how do you say i'm from ohio
[15:13] <timmo> http://youtube.com/watch?v=WOiWaTSypt4
[15:15] <wind> dude got run over
[15:17] <Kalamazoo> tim i see what you mean about that sound of animals fighting cd being wei
[15:25] <timmo> ya its extremely different this time
[15:25] <timmo> still good though
[15:27] <Kalamazoo> i like "my horse must lose" and "the heretic"
[15:27] <wind> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4187430023476942057&q=Rube+Goldberg&p
[15:27] <wind> watch it nowwwww
[15:28] <Serena[T]> w2
[15:28] <poopy> Serena[T] temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:17A
[15:28] <Serena[T]> hey wind, what is it?
[15:29] <Rjx`> i stuck a bunch of oingo boingo stuff on my zaurus a few days back
[15:29] <Rjx`> inbetween japanese lessons for when i go out for walks
[15:29] <Rjx`> and i've discovered it is dangerously addictive
[15:30] <wind> rube goldberg honda device
[15:30] <timmo> http://oneredpaperclip.blogspot.com/2006/04/one-afternoon-with-alice-cooper.h
[15:31] <timmo> i like "horses in the sky" but only the middle part of it
[15:31] <timmo> when the guy from chiodos starts singing
[15:31] <timmo> w2
[15:31] <poopy> timmo temp 64F/18C; wind NW 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 6:3
[15:31] <Rjx`> first they came for the communists
[15:31] <Rjx`> and i did not speak out because i was not a communist
[15:31] <timmo> then they came for the people who spout retarded sayings
[15:31] <timmo> and i was fucked
[15:32] <timmo> http://en.amadana.com/product/mt123/mt123.html#
[15:32] <Rjx`> that's one of only two poems that have stuck with me
[15:33] <timmo> i wonder when the riaa is going to realize that crippling cds
[15:33] <timmo> will only keep joe blow from copying them
[15:33] <timmo> and further piss off the public
[15:33] <Rjx`> they won't realise till it's too late
[15:33] <Rjx`> sales will continue to drop
[15:33] <wind> http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1679
[15:33] <Rjx`> they'll blame it on piracy
[15:33] <Rjx`> up the ante against piracy
[15:33] <Rjx`> sales will drop
[15:33] <Rjx`> and so forth
[15:34] * Rjx` is now known as Rjx
[15:34] <Rjx> and it is amazing how stupid companies are
[15:34] <Rjx> remember when napster shut down originally
[15:34] <Rjx> and they talked about bringing back a pay-per-song service
[15:34] <Rjx> and people were saying it was ridiculous
[15:34] <Rjx> nobody is going to PAY to download songs
[15:35] <timmo> hah ya
[15:36] <Rjx> it seems like its a fundamental failure by the record companies to understand t
[15:36] <Rjx> people who buy CDs are going to buy CDs anyway
[15:36] <timmo> and apple proved that if you give someone an easy way to do it
[15:36] <timmo> theyll do it
[15:36] <Rjx> people who are on the edge may decide to buy the tunes if they can get them che
[15:37] <timmo> itunes is branching out a lot
[15:37] <timmo> i dont know if i ever made you listen to any bravo fucking bravo
[15:37] <timmo> but theyre pretty hardcore/screamo
[15:37] <Rjx> they have the infrastructure to do pretty much anything
[15:37] <Rjx> i don't think so
[15:37] <timmo> and their new album is on itunes
[15:37] <timmo> theyre a band thats even obscure by my standards
[15:37] <Rjx> haha
[15:39] <timmo> http://www.myspace.com/bravofuckingbravo
[15:39] <Rjx> i was thinking earlier
[15:39] <Rjx> how if you took most of the scientific and mathematical principles
[15:39] <Rjx> and put them into a metaphorical form, that didn't involve writing etc.
[15:39] <Rjx> it'd click so much easier for so many more people
[15:40] <Rjx> i was thinking of a game where you're a small creature or something
[15:40] <Rjx> in order to survive/advance you have to manipulate your environment and find ou
[15:40] <Rjx> those events are mapped to real mathematical/scientific laws
[15:40] <timmo> hah
[15:41] <Rjx> i mean, say you're a monkey or something
[15:41] <Rjx> and you have a little monkey village
[15:41] <Rjx> the lamps in the village are powered by water flowing through them
[15:41] <Rjx> so you have to run a pipe from the waterfall through the village and back
[15:41] <timmo> http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=103025486&i=10
[15:41] <Rjx> if the pressure builds up too much at a point, the pipe will burst
[15:41] <Rjx> so you have to poke holes in it
[15:42] <Rjx> the variables of water pressure would be voltage, the flow would be current
[15:42] <Rjx> poking holes to release excess flow would be applying resistance
[15:42] <Rjx> and from there you can bring in a whole bunch of new principles within the lamp
[15:42] <Rjx> running things in parallel, series
[15:43] <Rjx> capacitors
[15:43] <Tarkaan> the right hand rule.
[15:43] <timmo> one important life lesson i learned from videogames
[15:43] <timmo> is that if i stack boxes 4 deep
[15:43] <timmo> they disappear
[15:44] <Rjx> if you're trying to teach the skills of trying to understand a foreign language
[15:44] <Rjx> you could have foreign creatures visit
[15:44] <timmo> ahaha on the itunes thing for the reviews
[15:44] <Rjx> you can't understand what they're saying
[15:44] <Rjx> they can't understand what you're saying
[15:44] <Rjx> so you have to figure things out for yourself
[15:44] <timmo> some mom was like "theres an f word in the title of this artist! you should t
[15:45] <timmo> i lolled
[15:45] <Rjx> i mean, within that game environment you could teach pretty much anything
[15:45] <Rjx> and then later go back and say "well this is how it applies in the real world"
[15:45] <timmo> ahaha the reviews for this are awesome
[15:45] <timmo> because no one "gets" this kind of music
[15:45] <timmo> this is great
[15:46] <Rjx> haha
[15:46] <timmo> "what is their agent smoking!@? this is the worst band ive ever heard!"
[15:46] <timmo> haha
[15:47] <timmo> the band responds with
[15:47] <timmo> "our agent is dead, that comment was in bad taste"
[15:49] <Rjx> should've added that he was cremated
[15:49] <Rjx> just to make the commenter feel extra bad
[15:49] <kitchen> heh
[15:50] <kitchen> or died from a crack overdose
[15:50] <timmo> most of the comments are to the extent of
[15:50] <Rjx> i think it's pretty stupid how everyone is copying the invite system now
[15:50] <timmo> "OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN. OH AND THIS MUSIC SUCKS"
[15:50] <Rjx> after it was successful for gmail
[15:50] <Rjx> the way to get the word out about a mediocre site is to make it INVITE ONLY
[15:51] <kitchen> cartman invented it though
[15:51] <Twin`> but it works
[15:51] <Rjx> works on the wrong kind of people
[15:52] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604260305-pix1.jpg
[15:52] <timmo> awesome tattoo
[15:52] <Twin`> i'll admit that there is some stuff that the invite method of publicity shoul
[15:53] <Rjx> newsvine was plain stupid
[15:54] <Rjx> once you broke down the buzzwords
[15:54] <Rjx> their revolutionary idea was that it was a news site
[15:54] <Rjx> that let people comment on the stories
[15:54] <Rjx> (in realtime using ajax and social bookmarking to increase relevance with story
[15:55] <Rjx> and that was invite-only
[15:56] <jmx> but if its invite only its exclusive and if you have an invite you are special
[15:56] <Rjx> aye, that's precisely the thinking that draws people in
[15:57] <Rjx> the idea that it's exclusive
[15:57] <Rjx> not only do people not want to be left out, they want to actively exclude other
[15:57] <timmo> somethings are good for invites like oink
[15:57] <Rjx> which is what the invite system exploits
[15:57] <timmo> it keeps out the riffraff
[15:57] <Rjx> yeah
[15:57] <Rjx> i mean a couple of other sites, there's a good rationale behind it
[15:58] <timmo> OR OTHER "SECRET" SITES THAT PEOPLE GET INVITED TO
[15:58] <timmo> AND THEN NEVER USE
[15:58] <Rjx> :[
[15:58] <Rjx> i was about to make a pre-emptive comment
[15:58] <Rjx> i was too late
[16:01] <timmo> i win
[16:01] <Rjx> but yeah, in communities where you want to keep the morons out
[16:01] <Rjx> the idea with invites is that each person has to vouch for someone else
[16:01] <Rjx> so they're not going to give an invite to Thero
[16:02] <finn_> haha
[16:02] <Rjx> because if you invite a tard who pisses everyone off, or abuses the system
[16:03] <Rjx> their referer will be you
[16:03] <Rjx> you
[16:04] <timmo> http://youtube.com/watch?v=yyAkxmAj5tk
[16:04] <timmo> haha ya
[16:06] <timmo> "I think it's pretty sad that I have to look up pop culture trends in wikiped
[16:06] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphy
[16:06] <timmo> "
[16:06] <Twin`> i like how the guy gets out of the drivers seat
[16:06] <Twin`> and is dancing with the door open
[16:07] <Rjx> yeah i usually have to do that
[16:07] <Rjx> someone will say "oh i'm into the <something> scene"
[16:08] <Rjx> i'll have no clue what that is, because it's something trendy
[16:08] <timmo> "this is like the black-ppl version of hardcore dancing"
[16:08] <timmo> ahahahaha
[16:08] <jestuh> job interview complete
[16:08] <jestuh> i think i killed it
[16:08] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[16:08] <jestuh> will hear in 2 weeks
[16:08] <jestuh> now it's time to go back to school
[16:08] <Rjx> hey jestuh
[16:08] <dekkon> skool daze
[16:08] <jestuh> howdy
[16:09] <dekkon> skool daze
[16:09] <Twin`> man
[16:09] <Rjx> my cousin is getting married in atlanta, and on the way back from there to minn
[16:09] <Rjx> all indian, with arabic names
[16:09] <Twin`> it takes balls to stop in the middle of traffic
[16:09] <Twin`> get out of your car
[16:09] <dekkon> ill look for them on CNN
[16:09] <jestuh> hahaha
[16:09] <Twin`> and start dancing
[16:09] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure the flight is going to get redirected to guatanamo bay
[16:09] <jestuh> hell yeah
[16:09] <timmo> rjx
[16:09] <timmo> a bunch of paranoid white people
[16:09] <Serena[T]> change your name Rjx
[16:09] <timmo> are going to beat the fuck out of your relatives
[16:09] <Rjx> i won't be on that flight
[16:09] <timmo> and crash the plane
[16:10] <Thuryn> 25 more people clothed, housed, and fed by the us gov'
[16:10] <finn_> Robert Jefferson X
[16:10] <Rjx> if the plane goes down i'll make a fortune selling interviews to papers
[16:10] <Rjx> and i guess i'd inherit half the house
[16:10] <finn_> sounds like you're looking forward to it crashing
[16:10] <Rjx> i'm just saying if it did
[16:11] <Rjx> it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world
[16:11] <Thuryn> would you miss them any?
[16:11] <Thuryn> you could claim conspiracy
[16:11] <Rjx> always look on the bright side of life and all
[16:11] <Thuryn> and sue the US
[16:11] <finn_> I wouldn't miss you if you were to leave.
[16:11] <Twin`> final thoughts: a) this really is hardcore dancing for black people and b) th
[16:11] <Twin`> people were like doing spiderman jumps onto that shit
[16:12] <timmo> haha ya
[16:12] <Rjx> "hey give me citizenship and a wad of cash, and we'll forget about the whole th
[16:12] <timmo> rjx: theyd detain your ass too
[16:13] <Rjx> well i'd be over in massachusetts
[16:13] <Rjx> i'd get the word out to the liberal media
[16:14] <timmo> hah
[16:14] <Rjx> i'm just remembering a pretty weird idea i had
[16:14] <Rjx> that i'm fairly sure i talked about in here
[16:14] <timmo> deporting your parents?
[16:14] <Rjx> basically a protest-for-hire group
[16:14] <timmo> haha
[16:14] <Rjx> you pay a set fee, and you give them something to protest and where to go
[16:14] <Rjx> and they'll go do it
[16:14] <timmo> its called church rjx
[16:14] <Rjx> well the thing is, you could find someone you didn't like
[16:14] <Twin`> oh, i remember that rjx
[16:14] <Rjx> send them out to protest him
[16:14] <Twin`> the protest-a-grams
[16:14] <Rjx> just stand outside his house
[16:15] <Rjx> with banners and signs and stuff
[16:15] <Rjx> imagine waking up to that
[16:15] <Twin`> i thought about doing that for a sec
[16:15] <Rjx> you'd be spooked
[16:15] <timmo> rjx i think it might be illegal
[16:15] <Rjx> ] NO MORE TIMMO ]
[16:15] <Twin`> abandoned the thought after i decided i didn't know that many motivated peopl
[16:15] <timmo> because its less protesting
[16:15] <timmo> and more harassment
[16:15] <timmo> in that sense
[16:15] <Rjx> maybe
[16:16] <Rjx> it'd be fun though
[16:16] <timmo> although a harassment for hire business
[16:16] <timmo> would be good too
[16:16] <Rjx> would that include sexual
[16:16] <Thuryn> it's probably prefectly legal and happens quite a bit
[16:16] <timmo> no just random harassment
[16:16] <timmo> like
[16:16] <timmo> someone drives up to work and parks
[16:16] <timmo> someone else comes up really quickly
[16:16] <timmo> THATS MY PARKING SPOT
[16:16] <timmo> FUCKFACE
[16:16] <Rjx> haha
[16:16] <Rjx> you know, i don't know how rich people ever get bored
[16:17] <Rjx> i had this idea way back, that you could hire a clown or mime or something
[16:17] <Rjx> to follow someone around
[16:17] <Rjx> like, have them train in stealth and stuff first
[16:17] <timmo> rjx: this might be random enough for you http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2
[16:17] <Rjx> and get them to follow someone, whenever the person turned around
[16:17] <Rjx> they'd hide
[16:17] <Rjx> you make the person think they're going crazy
[16:17] <Rjx> they'll tell people they think a clown is following them
[16:17] <Twin`> i think the deal with rich people being bored
[16:17] <Catcher> clowninja
[16:17] <Twin`> is that now, it's getting to be that alot of them were never not rich
[16:18] <timmo> if i had a lot of money
[16:18] <timmo> id do fucked up things like
[16:18] <timmo> buy a car
[16:18] <Twin`> so they didn't have to think about what to do with the money
[16:18] <timmo> and push it off a cliff
[16:18] <timmo> or drive it off a cliff with no one in it
[16:18] <Rjx> haha that's a pretty random PA strip
[16:18] <Twin`> i didn't get it until i read the news post
[16:18] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure if i was rich i could get away with acting as crazy as i want
[16:18] <Rjx> i'd randomly build effigies
[16:18] <Twin`> you'd be rich, of course you could be crazy
[16:19] <Rjx> deck them out in hawaiian shirts
[16:19] <Rjx> and set them on fire on my roof
[16:19] <timmo> if i were really rich, id do all types of shit
[16:19] <Rjx> beat them with baseball bats and sticks
[16:19] <Twin`> if i was rich i'd hire a mobile band
[16:19] <Twin`> to play a theme song for me
[16:19] <Twin`> any time i entered a room
[16:19] <timmo> id build a nice house that would be modeled after like a masonic temple on th
[16:19] <timmo> but all nice like a normal house is on the inside
[16:19] <timmo> or
[16:19] <timmo> my favorite idea
[16:19] <timmo> is to buy a huge ass warehouse
[16:19] <Twin`> i'd just buy one of those missle silos
[16:20] <timmo> gut it
[16:20] <timmo> and put a house in the middle of it
[16:20] <timmo> lay down astroturf
[16:20] <Rjx> haha
[16:20] <timmo> put a white picketfence up
[16:20] <Rjx> that's pretty badass
[16:20] <timmo> and a fake tree with a swing
[16:20] <timmo> paint the ceiling blue, put up a fake sun, some clouds, etc
[16:20] <timmo> have a driveway, all that shit
[16:20] <Rjx> you could grow normal grass if you had the right sun lighting
[16:20] <Twin`> yea
[16:20] <Rjx> unless the astroturf is part of the deal
[16:20] <Twin`> i was getting ready to say, if you just rock the sun lamps
[16:20] <timmo> imagine how awesome that would be
[16:20] <Thero> Rjx
[16:21] <timmo> nah rjx, it has to be fake
[16:21] <Thero> I still found a way into those communities.
[16:21] <Rjx> it'd be even more awesome if you could fit stuff into the warehouse
[16:21] <Rjx> and not tell people about it
[16:21] <Rjx> so when they come in to visit
[16:21] <Rjx> have a giant projection of flapping wings
[16:21] <timmo> haha
[16:21] <Rjx> and stuff swooping past the window
[16:21] <Rjx> open the closet and take out a shotgun
[16:21] <Rjx> cock it and say "just gotta deal with this, be back in a sec"
[16:21] <Twin`> if i did the truman show thing
[16:22] <Twin`> i'd like put half a boat in the front yard
[16:22] <timmo> the only draw back to my plan
[16:22] <Rjx> an excellent thing about being rich to start with is that you could form your o
[16:22] <Rjx> and really not give a shit about the money
[16:22] <timmo> is that you have to have your house somewhere in the industrial neighborhood
[16:22] <timmo> for it to really work
[16:22] <Twin`> and make it look like it was thinking
[16:22] <Twin`> and be like
[16:22] <Rjx> just do it for the pure fun of doing it
[16:22] <timmo> i mean you could make some huge ass concrete block of a house
[16:22] <timmo> ina really rich neighborhood
[16:22] <Thuryn> i had two ideas, neither of which is quite so grandiose
[16:22] <timmo> but i dont know that theyd like it
[16:22] <Twin`> "Yea, I hit a fucking boulder, shit started sinking like the Titanic."
[16:23] <Thuryn> idea 1) batmobile
[16:23] <Thuryn> real one
[16:23] <Twin`> or have a metal sculpture of a burnout-esque car crash
[16:24] <Thero> Thuryn: They built like four full-speed batmobiles from Batman Begins
[16:24] <Thuryn> Thero, yeah, but i want one for me.
[16:24] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure if i was going to do anything outrageous to my car
[16:24] <Thero> like 0 to 120 in a few seconds
[16:24] <Rjx> it'd be the orion-style facial expression thing
[16:24] <Twin`> those batmobiles don't count
[16:24] <Rjx> throw some eyes/eyebrows and a mouth on the front
[16:24] <Twin`> they're more like bat tanks than bat mobiles
[16:24] <Rjx> that you can control from inside
[16:24] <Thuryn> i'd make modifications to mine as well
[16:24] <Rjx> and when you get pissed at the person in front of you
[16:24] <Rjx> have the car frown at thtem
[16:24] <Rjx> and look aggressive
[16:25] <Thero> haha
[16:25] <Twin`> http://www.thebilns.com/images/uploads/batman_begins_car.jpg
[16:25] <Twin`> bat tank
[16:25] <Thero> bat tanks still get chicks.
[16:25] <Thuryn> the other idea is way cooler
[16:25] <Twin`> http://www.cnv.co.il/pics/weeklypics/batmobile.jpg bat tank.
[16:25] <Thuryn> my driving the batmobile all over the country would be just a distraction
[16:26] <Thuryn> i'd pay like 10 people in foreign countries
[16:26] <Twin`> if i'm gonna have a batmobile
[16:26] <Twin`> i want the original version
[16:26] <Twin`> or the 1989 keaton version
[16:26] <Thuryn> to host servers with as many FLAC and DVD rips as I could get
[16:26] <Thuryn> and seed torrents
[16:26] <Thero> I want the Batcycle from the original movie.
[16:26] <Rjx> i've already decided i'm going to form my own small country later in life
[16:26] <Thuryn> warez gaolre
[16:26] <Thuryn> *galore
[16:26] <fawzy> sounds like a plan
[16:26] <Rjx> buy some land and form defence agreements with a neighbouring country
[16:26] <Thero> Rjxia?
[16:26] <Twin`> rjx: i've put seriou thought into it several times
[16:26] <Rjx> so that i can smoke as much marijuana as i want in my old age
[16:26] <Rjx> with nobody hassling me
[16:26] <wind> rjxtoria
[16:27] <Thero> Rjxica
[16:27] <Twin`> you don't really need a new nation for that
[16:27] <Thuryn> rehanistan
[16:27] <Thero> Rjxico
[16:27] <Rjx> the plan is to build a small self-sufficient village
[16:27] <Thero> Rjxmenistan
[16:27] <dekkon> buy about 20 acres and youll have nothing to worry about
[16:27] <fawzy> the village?
[16:27] <Rjx> have a solar grid and use bio fuels
[16:27] <Thero> If i was going to buy land
[16:27] <wind> hire all underage 17 year old ladies
[16:27] <Thero> i'd buy a whole mountain
[16:27] <Thero> and have like one road with a sign saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
[16:28] <Thero> and make them pay to use my mountain
[16:28] <Rjx> that'll work as well as the maginot line
[16:28] <fawzy> costa rica = cheap land
[16:28] <Catcher> i got drunk as shit last night
[16:28] <Thuryn> set up five big lights at the entrance with a sign: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
[16:28] <Thero> hah
[16:29] <Rjx> my four lights impression is spot-on now
[16:29] <Thero> big ass picture of a ragidy picard
[16:29] <Rjx> hoisted by my own picard
[16:29] <Thero> Rjx do you do your impression in the car with others at traffic lights?
[16:29] <Rjx> no, that's where i play an imaginary piano
[16:29] <Catcher> a lady got bitched out on the phone, they were telling her she gave them au
[16:30] <Rjx> and sara sings carol king songs
[16:30] <Catcher> which she didn't
[16:30] <Rjx> with the windows down
[16:30] <Thero> YOU DO THAT TWO?!?!
[16:30] <Rjx> neither of us know the words either
[16:30] <Thero> *Too
[16:30] <Catcher> so the dude called her a liar on the phone and bitched her out
[16:30] <Twin`> does this tie into you being drunk somehow?
[16:30] <dekkon> w2
[16:30] <poopy> dekkon location not found
[16:30] <Catcher> and then he called the maintenance dept and bitched out the head guy becaus
[16:30] <dekkon> w2 40391
[16:30] <poopy> dekkon temp 57.6F/14.2C; wind ENE 0.0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise
[16:31] <Catcher> yeah Twin`
[16:31] <Twin`> k, continue
[16:31] <Catcher> so the head of maintenance came over and bitched her out even though it was
[16:31] <Catcher> like, she was right on the verge but didn't break down and start crying
[16:31] <Thero> hmm
[16:32] <Catcher> so anyway
[16:32] <Thero> what happen to those little lithium batteries when you expose them to fire
[16:32] <Thero> do they explode or sort of just sizzle
[16:32] <Catcher> i was talking to her about it and she was telling me how much she wanted to
[16:32] <wind> http://grouphug.us/confessions/201688592
[16:32] <wind> haha
[16:32] <Catcher> so we went to an italian resturant and got a bottle of wine and some bread
[16:33] <Catcher> haha wind
[16:33] <Catcher> so, we drank that bottle and ordered another one, and a pizza
[16:33] <Catcher> i didn't know wine got you so drunk, so by the time we drove back to her ap
[16:33] <Ifrit> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6869532603717287429
[16:33] <Ifrit> never gets old
[16:33] * Thuryn gets old and dies waiting for the end of Catcher's story
[16:33] <Catcher> and then she goes into her room, and comes back out after a couple minutes
[16:34] <Catcher> full of marijuana
[16:34] <Catcher> er
[16:34] <Thero> HERBAL MEDICINE
[16:34] <Catcher> yeah thats hwo you spell it
[16:34] <Catcher> full of weed, fuck it
[16:34] <Thuryn> hm. story just got better
[16:34] <Catcher> i haven't smoked in about 2 years, but i remembered how real quick
[16:34] <var> this is the best story.
[16:34] <Twin`> wind: it was funny at first, butn then the realization that the world wide we
[16:35] <Twin`> sort of kills it
[16:35] <Catcher> we burned a joint, started on the second one, and the wine started catching
[16:35] <Catcher> she is going on and on about something stupid, i don't remember
[16:35] <wind> big rigs is the gamers dream
[16:35] <Catcher> but then i remember her telling me "hun you ok? the bathroom is rigtht over
[16:36] <Catcher> she comes in and puts a wet washcloth on my neck and shit
[16:36] <Thuryn> wine + pot = BAD
[16:36] <Catcher> i didn't know that
[16:36] <Thuryn> oh it works fine for some people, but not for me (or, apparently, you)
[16:36] <var> liquor + pot = BAD
[16:36] <Catcher> i was asking her "are you sure its not the pot? i've never been this fucked
[16:36] <Catcher> oh, by the way, i had a beer after we got back to her place
[16:37] <Catcher> before and during the pot
[16:37] <Rjx> the pot/alcohol mix works for a few people
[16:37] <Rjx> not the majority though
[16:37] <var> mixing liquor + pot = REALLY BAD
[16:37] <Catcher> hahaha
[16:37] <Catcher> for real?
[16:37] <Thuryn> pizza + liquor makes me kinda queasy
[16:37] <Catcher> why is it bad?
[16:37] <Thuryn> pot makes you a little disoriented
[16:37] <var> makes me hurl
[16:37] <Thuryn> queasy + disoriented = BLARG!
[16:37] <Catcher> me too man, that fucking sucked
[16:37] <wind> url irc script to order pizza
[16:37] <cadaver> - "irc script to order pizza": http://www.shadowbots.com/otherscripthelpwiz
[16:37] <Thuryn> Catcher, was it red wine?
[16:38] <Catcher> so anyway, when i come back out after i brush my teeth, shes yelling out if
[16:38] <Rjx> i was at this house party a couple of years ago
[16:38] <var> it's always the worst 'cauz it hits kind hard...nothin' you can do..
[16:38] <Rjx> this philipino kid was out in the back garden
[16:38] <dekkon> weed before beer, in the clear. beer before weed, a friend youll need?
[16:38] <Catcher> no it was white wine i guess
[16:38] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure he'd smoked something to begin with
[16:38] <Thuryn> yeah.
[16:38] <Rjx> and he drank a half bottle of wine
[16:38] <Thero> but i think the question is
[16:38] <Rjx> guy was babbling nonsense
[16:38] <Thero> DID YOU BANG HER?
[16:38] <Rjx> and then just fell asleep
[16:38] <Thuryn> when it's red wine and you're still high, it makes you think you puked up yo
[16:38] <Rjx> so we took a sleeping bag out there
[16:38] <Rjx> rolled him up in it
[16:38] <Rjx> left him there
[16:38] <Rjx> i guess that's where he woke up the next morning
[16:38] <Catcher> haha thero, i'm not done telling this yet, but rjx always has good tales
[16:39] <Twin`> you guess? as in
[16:39] <Twin`> you never actually saw him?
[16:39] <Rjx> i didn't stay, and i've never actually seen the guy since
[16:39] <Rjx> but i'd probably have found out if he died
[16:39] <Catcher> haha
[16:39] <finn_> bufgr''
[16:39] <var> catcher: what happened?
[16:39] <Catcher> choked on his own vomit maybe
[16:39] <Thero> He's probably living in the wild
[16:39] <finn_> night..
[16:39] <Catcher> so anyway
[16:39] <Thero> among the wolfen
[16:40] <Catcher> shes babbling about something, and then she goes off like, "man i don't eve
[16:40] <Thuryn> hehehe
[16:41] <Catcher> she goes on like that for a couple mins
[16:41] <var> AND
[16:41] <Thuryn> SHUT UP he's typing
[16:41] <Catcher> and suddenly she is being like, you know i'd sleep with you right? thats wh
[16:41] <Catcher> and she talks about how proud of her body she is, yanks up her shirt and sh
[16:42] <Catcher> i have no clue when she took her her bra, probably right after we got back
[16:42] <Thuryn> doesn't wear one <3
[16:42] <Catcher> she sits back down next to me and shows em off again, halfway dares me to d
[16:43] <Catcher> so i do...and then i start massaging her back and she tells me how great it
[16:43] <Catcher> suddenly i pick her up and i go towards her bedroom and she stops me
[16:43] <Catcher> i dunno why
[16:43] <Catcher> so anyway we go back into the living room and talk some more, and then i go
[16:43] <Thuryn> ;[
[16:44] <Catcher> brush my teeth, and i come back and shes sitting on the couch and i grope a
[16:44] <Catcher> i sit next to her and eventually shes sitting on my lap and i undo her pant
[16:44] <Catcher> she starts to stand up and i tease her by trying to take her pants off,,sur
[16:44] <Twin`> did you puke on her crotch?
[16:44] <Catcher> hahaha
[16:45] <Thero> <Catcher> and after we had sex on her bed, it turned out she had AIDS ;
[16:45] <Thero> *cues the AIDS song form Team America*
[16:45] <Catcher> i pick her up AGAIN and she doesn't stop me this time, just asks me in this
[16:45] <Thero> wait...throaty? like when your sick?
[16:45] <Catcher> so we get rid of the clothes and we start fucking, shes telling me i can co
[16:45] <Catcher> no like
[16:46] <Catcher> when some chick is trying to sound sexy on the phone
[16:46] <Thero> but can't?
[16:46] <Catcher> no it sounded damn sexy
[16:46] <Thero> oh
[16:46] <Catcher> but anyway
[16:46] <Thero> go on
[16:46] <Catcher> she tells me its ok to cum in her, and i'm asking her why, and she just kee
[16:46] <Thuryn> uh oh
[16:46] <Catcher> i ask her if shes on the pill, she says to cum in her
[16:47] <geck> pull out :-P
[16:47] <Catcher> i ask her if she got her tubes tied, she says ot cum in her
[16:47] <Thuryn> Catcher IS A DADDY!
[16:47] <Catcher> i ask for condoms
[16:47] <Thero> HAHA
[16:47] <Catcher> well so anyway, i never came
[16:47] <FlaVouR> dude
[16:47] <Catcher> i stopped fucking her and asked her what he fuck was up
[16:47] <Thero> pussy
[16:47] <geck> ya dude
[16:47] <Catcher> cause the only people i know that act that fucked up, are way more fucked u
[16:47] <FlaVouR> dont be fucking WITHOUT a condom EERY
[16:47] <FlaVouR> ever
[16:47] <geck> hah
[16:47] <Catcher> yeah well I did
[16:47] <Rjx> apparently i missed some erotica
[16:47] <Thuryn> should have turned her over
[16:48] <Catcher> haha
[16:48] <Catcher> man i tried
[16:48] <wind> url pizza hut coupons
[16:48] <cadaver> - "pizza hut coupons": http://www.pizzahut.com/coupons/
[16:48] <Thero> Falvour: My ex had her tubes tied
[16:48] <Rjx> FlaVouR: that's a good policy with strangers
[16:48] <wind> url pizza hut coupon deals
[16:48] <cadaver> - "pizza hut coupon deals": http://www.dealcatcher.com/pizza-hut-coupons
[16:48] <Thero> FlaVouR: My ex i still fuck anyway
[16:48] <Catcher> we went back into the living room, fooled around some more and i told her n
[16:48] <Rjx> who has their tubes tied at 17?
[16:48] <Thero> had some kind of genetic defect
[16:48] <Thero> or something
[16:48] <FlaVouR> Rjx I live in south africa 1 in 3 have AIDS I NEVER fuck without a condo
[16:48] <Catcher> shes like "you are??" i say yeah, and pick her up and throw her on the bed
[16:49] <Catcher> anyway
[16:49] <Catcher> nevermind i think i'm done with this story
[16:49] <Twin`> if i lived in a place where the odds of getting aids was 1 in 3d
[16:49] <Twin`> -d
[16:49] <Thero> <Catcher> Long story short, i have AIDS and a Child now.
[16:49] <Catcher> haha
[16:49] <Twin`> i'd make a damned good attempt to move
[16:49] <Catcher> nah i never came in her
[16:49] <Catcher> so atleast i don't have a kid :(
[16:49] <Thuryn> you might
[16:49] <FlaVouR> Twin` use a condom
[16:49] <Thero> *cues up 'everyone has AIDS' from team america(
[16:49] <Catcher> she told me we should start being fuck buddies and i should come back next
[16:49] <Thero> **
[16:49] <FlaVouR> thats all
[16:50] <Twin`> unfortunately
[16:50] <Thero> Catcher
[16:50] <Thero> why wait a week
[16:50] <Thero> go back the next fucking day
[16:50] <Catcher> cause thats what she said
[16:50] <Twin`> a condom does not make you bullet proof to aids, they help, lots
[16:50] <Catcher> well the next day is today
[16:50] <FlaVouR> erm
[16:50] <Thero> ..
[16:50] <Thero> the fuck are you doing on here man?
[16:50] <Thuryn> Catcher, you lucky bastard
[16:50] <Tarkaan> buy some domes man
[16:50] <Catcher> she said she had some shit to do and she didn't want to do anything but rel
[16:50] <Thero> catcher where do you live
[16:51] <Ifrit> Condoms and diaphragms (correct) are the best bets against aids, no?
[16:51] <Catcher> meaning she is going to get high and veg out
[16:51] <Ifrit> (correct?)*
[16:51] <FlaVouR> Twin` if it breaks .. you fucked .. otherwise for a man .. to get AIDS whil
[16:51] <Catcher> the best bet against aids is not having sex ;[
[16:51] <Thuryn> go over there anyway
[16:51] <Catcher> Thero: Angleton TX
[16:51] <Thuryn> she'll get high
[16:51] <Ifrit> well, you know what i mean Catcher
[16:51] <Thero> ah see
[16:51] <Thero> In america
[16:51] <Tarkaan> condoms don't fail. ever. that's just a lie that the fucking religious ri
[16:51] <Thero> you can find manyfuck buddies
[16:51] <Thuryn> and then she'll want to get on you again
[16:51] <Thero> <-- has done so
[16:51] <Catcher> yeah
[16:51] <Thero> with all the freaky chicks i know i could start an orgy
[16:51] <Catcher> haha
[16:51] <Thero> but i dont have a place to go
[16:52] <FlaVouR> Tarkaan thet do .. I kow
[16:52] <Catcher> well the only thing is
[16:52] <FlaVouR> know
[16:52] <Ifrit> one in several hundred thousand condoms fail
[16:52] <Thuryn> Thero, surely one of them has her own apartment
[16:52] <Ifrit> maybe a bit more
[16:52] <Catcher> man she had a great body too, some very fucking nice tits
[16:52] <Thero> Thuryn: All of these are high school chicks.
[16:52] <wind> supreme xl pizza mmmmmm
[16:52] <Thero> Catcher: Send us pictures
[16:52] <Ifrit> well, yeah, a bit more
[16:52] <Catcher> the only thing is though, shes 45 or 46 ;[
[16:52] <FlaVouR> so?
[16:52] <Tarkaan> OH DAYUM
[16:52] <FlaVouR> pussy is pussy man'
[16:52] <Thuryn> Catcher, oh man, wtf does THAT have to do with it?
[16:52] <Catcher> yeah i agree to that
[16:52] <var> DAMN
[16:53] <Thero> WHAT IS HER CUPSIZE
[16:53] <Ifrit> My mum is that old
[16:53] <Thuryn> hell, that just means she's LESS likely to get all weird on you
[16:53] <Tarkaan> THERE's the punchline
[16:53] <Thero> AND HOW TIGHT IS HER PUSSY
[16:53] <Catcher> my mom is only 41
[16:53] <Thero> THATS WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW
[16:53] <Thero> haha
[16:53] <Tarkaan> broomstick in a trashcan
[16:53] <Catcher> the pssy was fucking tight, and she was a C cup
[16:53] <Thero> your fucking your moms best friend
[16:53] <FlaVouR> does she take it in the asS?
[16:53] <Catcher> she will when i'm done with her
[16:53] <Catcher> i bet she does already
[16:53] <wind> hmm, do i still tip a pizza dude if pizzahut.com already charges delivery fee?
[16:53] <FlaVouR> thats the question'
[16:53] <Ifrit> *shakes his head and chuckles*
[16:53] <wind> i never saw the option to add a tip
[16:53] <FlaVouR> wind fuck that
[16:53] <Thero> <Catcher> Either that or I will. MY name isn't catcher for nothing
[16:53] <Thuryn> tell her that you'll come down her throat, if she wants that so bad
[16:54] <Catcher> i joked about sticking it in her ass and started to do so, and she told me
[16:54] <Thero> haha
[16:54] <Thero> that'd be funny
[16:54] <Thero> she's all over you
[16:54] <Thero> then 5 minuties later
[16:54] <wind> no flavour?
[16:54] <Thero> "OMG RAPE! OFFICERS MY ASS! HE'S RAPING IT"
[16:54] <Catcher> she was also going on about how big I was, so i guess thats why
[16:54] <Catcher> hahaha
[16:54] <FlaVouR> wind I wouldnt
[16:54] <wind> k
[16:54] <Ifrit> haha
[16:54] <FlaVouR> thet charge a deliery fee
[16:54] <Catcher> its funny cause i thought I was average
[16:54] <Rjx> <Catcher> the only thing is though, shes 45 or 46 ;[
[16:54] <Rjx> HOLY
[16:54] <Catcher> so I guess shes had a lot of needle dick in her day
[16:54] <wind> it was a $14 pizza, $1.70 delivery fee
[16:55] <Rjx> dude, when you tell a story in future
[16:55] <Thuryn> Catcher, ha! you are SO set
[16:55] <Thero> Catcher: Thats what i thought too. Good thing high school chicks arnt experia
[16:55] <FlaVouR> its more that 10%
[16:55] <Thero> Catcher: Either that or i really just have a big penis.
[16:55] <Rjx> please state beforehand that she's older than your mom
[16:55] <Catcher> yeah thero rofl
[16:55] <FlaVouR> Catcher is she rich?
[16:55] <Catcher> hell no she aint rich
[16:55] <FlaVouR> then you fuckerd
[16:55] <Thero> She has weed.
[16:55] <Thuryn> she would be rich, but she smoked it instead of selling it
[16:55] <Tarkaan> that's why she wanted your spawn
[16:55] <FlaVouR> only fuck older women if they can buy you shit
[16:56] <FlaVouR> like a car
[16:56] <Catcher> like, i knew some trailer trash girls in school and shit, and i can imagine
[16:56] <Thero> Im not into anal.
[16:56] <Catcher> no money, apartment, no extra money cause she spends it all on weed I BET
[16:56] <Thero> Just something about fucking a hole that potentially could be their dinner is
[16:56] <Catcher> she says she sells it too
[16:56] * Rjx changes topic to '<Thero> I have a pretty small penis, i'm not afraid to admit
[16:56] <Thero> OMG
[16:56] <Rjx> alright time to head to bed
[16:56] <Thero> HE QUOTED ME
[16:56] <Catcher> LOL
[16:56] <Thero> OUT OF CONTEXT
[16:56] <FlaVouR> dude and you fuckedf her without a condom?
[16:56] <Thero> AND INFACT
[16:56] <Catcher> night Rjx
[16:56] <Thero> OUT OF THIS UNIVERSE
[16:57] <Catcher> yeah, come to think of it, i might be afraid about that now, the no condom
[16:57] <Thuryn> why?
[16:57] <Rjx> also Ifrit, i think the failure rate of condoms is higher
[16:57] <Catcher> maybe she does have something
[16:57] <Thero> because some people are just that fucking crazy
[16:57] <Rjx> but the actual resulting pregnancy rate is probably around what you stated
[16:57] <Thuryn> you already did it. not much to stop you from doing it more
[16:57] <Thero> OH
[16:57] <Thero> Thuryn
[16:57] <Catcher> i mean, she smokes weed every day, i'm sure shes paid for weed in more than
[16:57] <Thero> i have good revenge plan for my ex.
[16:57] <wind> flavour, the delivery guy doesn't get any of the delivery charge from pizzahut
[16:57] <FlaVouR> I would be .
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