Session Start: Tue Apr 25 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:03] <Tordek> night
[00:03] <jestuh> latuh
[00:15] <Efreeti> http://righttocreate.blogspot.com/2006/04/write-free-software-pay-203000-to
[00:27] <jestuh> haha ya that story is nuts
[00:39] <qoa> I have to stop eating cheese or something.
[00:40] <Kurin> Stinky poo?
[00:40] <qoa> Not exactly haha.
[00:40] <qoa> Let's just say I'm getting old.
[00:41] <blackchr> can't shit?
[00:46] <ScumFrog> morning campers
[00:46] <blackchr> mornin'
[01:50] <ScumFrog> bloody hell
[01:50] <ScumFrog> women are a pain in the arse
[01:50] <blackchr> true true
[01:53] <Zera> i agree
[01:53] <Zera> always wanting to go at you with a strap on
[01:53] <Zera> like goddamnit
[01:53] <blackchr> if she wants to do that, call one of her girlfriends and I'll film it
[01:55] <Zera> id take it in the ass for the sake of filming it
[01:56] <blackchr> filming getting it in the ass?
[01:56] <Zera> sure why not
[01:56] <Zera> itll bring enjoyment to millions
[01:56] <Zera> id be like santa
[01:56] <Zera> but taking it in the ass
[01:57] <blackchr> haha
[02:06] <ScumFrog> how bizarre
[02:08] <Zera> whats bizarre?
[02:11] <sxh> your mom
[02:11] <sxh> fgt
[02:11] <Zera> aww, your mum jokes now? this degenerated fast
[02:11] <sxh> welcome to #degenerateissurs
[02:12] <sxh> issues*
[02:12] <Zera> works better with the typo
[02:12] <sxh> queerfatfgt
[02:12] <sxh> fart
[02:12] * sxh farts
[02:13] <sxh> fruity poo
[02:15] <sxh> i have returned with a collection of your mom jokes that i will direct at zera
[02:15] <Kurin> I'll direct your mom at zera
[02:15] <Kurin> (zing)
[02:15] <kitchen> I'll zera your mom in the butt.
[02:15] <kitchen> zing.
[02:15] <sxh> have fun rotting in the dungeons of anal sex
[02:16] <sxh> shall we?
[02:16] <sxh> YOUR MOM IS SO FAT SHE HAS MO' CHINS THAN A CHINESE PHONEBOOK
[02:16] <sxh> zera.
[02:17] * sxh is done cockblocking regular conversation
[02:18] <Kurin> that reminds me
[02:18] <Kurin> I haven't been on carnival in a while
[02:19] <Durandal`> hello snow
[02:19] <Durandal`> how is life treating you
[02:20] <sxh> GOOD
[02:21] <sxh> i play wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhorld of whorecraft
[02:21] <sxh> and kill cows every day
[02:21] <sxh> and love it
[02:21] <sxh> by the way it is 4:20 cst
[02:21] <sxh> doja is packed and stacked
[02:21] <Durandal`> i play war of worldcraft and i kill bugs in silithus
[02:21] <sxh> do you play on a new server?
[02:22] <sxh> on a new computer
[02:22] <sxh> not the bs lapotio
[02:22] <Durandal`> i have rolled several alts
[02:22] <sxh> laptop
[02:22] <Durandal`> yes new computer
[02:22] <Durandal`> i am currently experimenting with a paladin
[02:22] <Durandal`> on zuluhed
[02:22] <Durandal`> pallys are fun
[02:22] <sxh> roll your next character on BLACKHAND ALLIANCE
[02:22] <Durandal`> i can kill shit 3 levels above me
[02:22] <sxh> yeah until you're lvl 40
[02:22] <Durandal`> yeah so i heard
[02:23] <sxh> savor it now pldn frnd
[02:23] <Durandal`> do you have a pally
[02:23] <sxh> rip doughnut human pally on hellscream
[02:23] <sxh> rip stoneshield human warrior same server
[02:23] <Durandal`> so far i have a 33 warlock, a 16 pally, a 15 hunter, a 5 mage and a 60 wa
[02:23] <sxh> world of meleecraft
[02:23] <Durandal`> 60 warrior has purps
[02:24] <sxh> do you like the free life
[02:24] <kitchen> PUPRS!
[02:24] <qoa> I just spent 15 gold buying crap gear to disenchant.
[02:24] * Zera starts paying attention again
[02:24] <Zera> yay WoW!
[02:24] <Durandal`> mostly zg purps since i miss most molten core raids due to work
[02:24] <sxh> shut the fuck up zera
[02:24] <kitchen> haha
[02:24] <Zera> :(
[02:24] <sxh> i raid ahn qiraj every night on snowix
[02:24] <sxh> trying to kill twin emps
[02:24] <Durandal`> when i need money i farm satyrs in azshara for high 50 greens to sell to
[02:25] <Durandal`> satyrs also drop librams once in a blue moon
[02:25] <Durandal`> namely resilience ones
[02:25] <sxh> i have water->air transmute and make money in ironforge
[02:25] <kitchen> Durandal`: you're a chinese farmer?
[02:25] <qoa> I farm Fused Wiring for cash. I sold 9 the other day at 9 gold each.
[02:25] <sxh> fuck farming
[02:25] <kitchen> qoa: yup.
[02:25] <Durandal`> no, i like to kill farmers though sometimes
[02:25] <kitchen> I used to do that on myundead mage
[02:25] <Durandal`> fused wiring is fucking easy to farm
[02:25] <qoa> It works really well.
[02:25] <sxh> i have done the fused wiring racket
[02:25] <Durandal`> make a shitton of advanced target dummies
[02:25] <qoa> F that.
[02:26] <qoa> Just make normal ones.
[02:26] <sxh> what really sells is selling premade repairbot mat packages for a set amount of
[02:26] <qoa> I have 40 on my character now.
[02:26] <sxh> find out who your major guild leaders are
[02:26] <Durandal`> oh the regular ones drop wiring too?
[02:26] <qoa> Yeah they do.
[02:26] <kitchen> yup.
[02:26] <sxh> and sell them in bulk 5 packages of mats for 300-400g
[02:26] <kitchen> and they're super cheap
[02:26] <Durandal`> haha never knew that
[02:26] <Durandal`> i never got into the fused wiring racket
[02:26] <qoa> Out of 25 dummies, I got 9 the other day.
[02:26] <kitchen> qoa: wow, lucky
[02:26] <qoa> Of course other times I'll use 30 and get 1.
[02:26] <kitchen> yea
[02:26] <kitchen> but 9g each, whoc ares
[02:27] <kitchen> takes like 5g to make 10
[02:27] <qoa> I've had enough gold for my mount since level 22.
[02:27] <Durandal`> when i in my 40s i killed a few dozen goblin lumber things in stv
[02:27] <sxh> durandal do you still browse something awful
[02:27] <kitchen> at AH prices
[02:27] <Durandal`> i do occasionaly snow
[02:27] <kitchen> I farm copper with my alts, and bronze just flows through my mage for some
[02:27] <sxh> you should talk in #geekissues
[02:27] <Durandal`> nowadays i just read the wow forums
[02:27] <Durandal`> heh
[02:27] <sxh> even though there has been conspiracy about you
[02:27] <Durandal`> for the longest time efnet would give me shit
[02:27] <kitchen> Durandal`: you actually read that garbage known as the WoW forums?
[02:27] <qoa> I have mining/engineering I'm thinking about ditching minig.
[02:28] <Durandal`> and i could never join because of my router
[02:28] <sxh> "durandal disappeared to florida and snow had to work hard labor"
[02:28] <sxh> "durandal never came back"
[02:28] <Durandal`> no the wow forums are shit
[02:28] <kitchen> qoa: if you're high enough, don't.. you can make lots of money selling thri
[02:28] <Durandal`> i meant the sa wow forums
[02:28] <sxh> people would be shocked to learn that durandal exists
[02:28] <kitchen> Durandal`: oh, gotcha
[02:28] <kitchen> i thought you meant "the" wow forums
[02:28] <Durandal`> snow you had to work hard labor what
[02:28] <sxh> get a picture of yourself up fool
[02:28] <Durandal`> haha
[02:29] <Durandal`> snow i've lost 35 pounds since i've moved here
[02:29] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:29] <Durandal`> i cut a lot of shit out of my diet, like sodas and most junk
[02:29] <sxh> pic
[02:29] <Durandal`> and i started working crazy hours and i would go like 14+ hours without e
[02:29] <Durandal`> i don't have a camera
[02:30] <qoa> I stopped levelling up engineering at like 160 because all I use it for is heav
[02:30] <Durandal`> [05:26] sxh "durandal disappeared to florida and snow had to work hard la
[02:30] <Durandal`> explain this line snow
[02:30] <sxh> yeah i had to work like 100 hrs
[02:30] <sxh> in 9 days
[02:31] <Durandal`> oh hahaha
[02:31] <Durandal`> for community service?
[02:31] <sxh> at goodwill
[02:31] <sxh> because they LOST MY SHIT
[02:31] <Durandal`> that's nuts
[02:31] <sxh> and didn't report hours i had worked
[02:31] <Durandal`> who did
[02:31] <Durandal`> oh shit
[02:31] <sxh> so i ended up working a shitload of hours
[02:31] <sxh> i filed a complaint
[02:31] <Durandal`> did you file a complaint of some sort
[02:31] <Durandal`> oh awesome
[02:31] <sxh> yeah i worked like 175hrs
[02:31] <metric> rofl
[02:31] <sxh> because at the first goodwill i was assigned to
[02:32] <sxh> they fucked me
[02:32] <sxh> i had almost all my hrs done
[02:32] <Durandal`> did anything come out of the complaint
[02:32] <sxh> and the dumbass at the front counter didn't put his initials or something
[02:32] <sxh> no
[02:32] <sxh> they are stupid
[02:32] <Durandal`> yeah
[02:32] <sxh> they sent a letter saying they received it
[02:32] <Durandal`> that's the gubment for you
[02:32] <sxh> well i have a camera
[02:32] <sxh> i think you quit igniting w
[02:33] <metric> he shouldnt have touched them children then should you?
[02:33] <Durandal`> yeah i quit because i have more important shit right now to deal with
[02:33] <Durandal`> like supporting a family
[02:33] <Durandal`> and shit
[02:33] <metric> is it yours?
[02:33] <sxh> you have yahoo messenger duran
[02:33] <sxh> haha you support a family
[02:33] <Durandal`> no because instant messenging is for faggots
[02:34] <sxh> who did durandal get pregnant
[02:34] <Durandal`> family meaning my mother
[02:34] <sxh> HEH
[02:34] <metric> support a family like you have the team shirt and got a season ticcket?
[02:34] <Durandal`> she works too, but only part time
[02:34] <Durandal`> also i need to work on my resume
[02:34] <metric> oh if its your mum i feel like i owe you a few bucks
[02:35] <sxh> haha
[02:35] <Durandal_> what the fuck was that
[02:35] <Durandal_> anyway
[02:36] <Durandal_> what the shit snow
[02:36] <kitchen> Durandal_: peer hates you
[02:36] <Durandal_> no kidding
[02:36] <Durandal_> fucking xchat
[02:36] <sxh> trying to send you a file on dcc
[02:36] <sxh> haha
[02:36] <Durandal_> i thought this shit was cracked
[02:36] <Durandal_> APPARENTLY NOT
[02:36] <Durandal_> the thoguht crossed my mind
[02:37] <Durandal_> OH SHIT SNOW IS MESSING WITH MY SHIT
[02:37] <Durandal_> with his psychic powers
[02:37] <sxh> can you play quicktime
[02:37] <sxh> on your cool compute
[02:38] <sxh> r
[02:38] <sxh> a quicktime movie
[02:38] <Durandal_> yeah i can
[02:38] <Durandal_> just upload it to your webspace
[02:38] <sxh> i'm uploading
[02:38] <Zera> ya'll seen http://www.savetheinternet.com/ ?
[02:39] <ScumFrog> yah
[02:39] <Zera> wtf kinda shit is that aye
[02:39] <Durandal_> snow do you raid with your mage
[02:39] <kitchen> Zera: did you even bother reading it?
[02:39] <sxh> yes ahn qiraj 40 and 20
[02:39] <Durandal_> i just rolled a mage this morning and its pretty fun
[02:39] <sxh> blackwing
[02:39] <kitchen> mages rule
[02:39] <Durandal_> how far are you into aq40
[02:39] <kitchen> <-- 60 mage
[02:40] <Durandal_> have you gotten to cthun
[02:40] <kitchen> has anyone beaten cthun yet?
[02:40] <Durandal_> no
[02:41] <Durandal_> right now it's considerd to be impossible
[02:41] <Durandal_> because of several bugs in the encounter
[02:41] <kitchen> yea
[02:41] <Durandal_> like the lasers hitting you while you're in the stomach
[02:42] <Zera> yes kitchen i read it
[02:42] <kitchen> Zera: and you don't understand what it is?
[02:42] <sxh> my guild is right now fighting the twin emps
[02:42] <Zera> companies deciding which site loads fast for us based on who pays them the mos
[02:43] <sxh> after our guild first and server 5th huhu kill
[02:43] <sxh> 3rd alliance side
[02:43] <sxh> first 2 guilds have both killed up to phase 2 c'thun
[02:43] <sxh> my guild is still on twin emps
[02:43] <Durandal_> i haven't done aq40 yet
[02:43] <sxh> horde on twin emps
[02:43] <sxh> best horde guilds
[02:43] <sxh> i'm also rank 10
[02:43] <Durandal_> you paly horde snow?
[02:43] <sxh> i play alliance
[02:43] <Durandal_> HAHA
[02:43] <sxh> fuck horde
[02:44] <Durandal_> you suck snow
[02:44] <sxh> i don't play for rank
[02:44] <Durandal_> are you looking forward to the mage review in 1.11
[02:44] <sxh> i want only the rank 12 gear
[02:44] <sxh> nah
[02:44] <sxh> fuck it
[02:44] <Durandal_> well one more rank and you get your mount
[02:44] <sxh> i will rank up next week
[02:44] <sxh> to 11
[02:44] <sxh> and then i will find a pvp group to grind it up with for a couple wks
[02:44] <Durandal_> i heard rumors
[02:45] <Durandal_> mage more like VENDING MACHINE
[02:45] <sxh> yeah
[02:45] <sxh> well i am geard up
[02:45] <sxh> i don't have frostbolt 11
[02:45] <sxh> i have frostbolt 10, fireball 11, and arcane missiles 8
[02:45] <Durandal_> frosbolt 11 drops in aq40 right
[02:45] <sxh> so only my am is updated from aq20
[02:45] <Rjx> ffffff
[02:45] <Rjx> asg
[02:45] <sxh> i've been going to aq20 for about a month trying to get frostbolt
[02:45] <sxh> my avg frostbolt hits for 950
[02:46] <sxh> avg fireball for 1150
[02:46] <sxh> download that link
[02:47] <Durandal_> haha
[02:47] <sxh> so really i kill just about anyone
[02:47] <Durandal_> nice piece snow
[02:47] <Durandal_> when did you get that
[02:47] <Durandal_> do you have the zhc
[02:47] <sxh> i've had it since last november
[02:47] <sxh> yes i have zhc
[02:47] <sxh> and arcane power
[02:47] <Durandal_> i rolled a 99 on heart of hakkar and one it but passed to a mage
[02:48] <Durandal_> and he freaked out
[02:48] <Durandal_> respecced
[02:48] <sxh> 1700 frostbolts
[02:48] <Durandal_> he says it's a totally diff game
[02:48] <sxh> 2k with berserker
[02:48] <sxh> it is
[02:48] <sxh> but only if you are no skill
[02:48] <sxh> and use it every time its up
[02:48] <Durandal_> i rolled a 37 on bloodsoaked legplates
[02:48] <sxh> most of the time i do not even have it in
[02:48] <Durandal_> and won it
[02:48] <sxh> nice
[02:48] <sxh> zg is fun
[02:48] <Durandal_> yeah i have uh
[02:48] <Durandal_> 4 purps
[02:48] <sxh> i still want hakkar's cloak
[02:48] <sxh> i go to zg just for that
[02:48] <sxh> and his wand maybe
[02:49] <sxh> and rep of course
[02:49] <Durandal_> halberd of smiting, bloodsoaked legplates, bloodlord's defender, and brea
[02:49] <sxh> tank wpn nice
[02:49] <Durandal_> it took me 4 days to get all the shit for the bp
[02:49] <sxh> did you buy gold for your chest
[02:49] <ohnedich> does anyone know somethin' about fire codes ?
[02:49] <Durandal_> buy gold?
[02:49] <Durandal_> no
[02:49] <sxh> well teh carapace is bop
[02:49] <sxh> sry
[02:49] * ohnedich is now known as sadima
[02:49] <sxh> but rare as hell
[02:49] <Durandal_> i went on 8 baron runs one afternoon
[02:50] <Durandal_> like 15 rend runs
[02:50] <Durandal_> and spent 2 days farming epl/wpl
[02:50] <Durandal_> for the blood of heroes
[02:50] <sxh> do you pvp
[02:50] <Durandal_> and bam i got my first purple
[02:50] <Durandal_> a little
[02:50] <Durandal_> pvp is gay on malganis
[02:50] <sxh> you should pvp all the time
[02:50] <sxh> well yeah for you because you're the dominant population
[02:50] <sxh> horde
[02:51] <sxh> bg queues suck
[02:51] <Durandal_> well i usually don't have the time
[02:51] <sxh> mainly teh waiting
[02:51] <Durandal_> av queu is like 3 hours on malganis
[02:51] <sxh> for the games to be up
[02:51] <Durandal_> yeah
[02:51] <Durandal_> in those 3 hours plus the 2 or 3 hours it takes to win the bg i could hav
[02:51] <sxh> when populations are even like they are kind of on blackhand
[02:51] <sxh> queues going up within 5m
[02:51] <Durandal_> and now they're going to make gettign honor even more of a bitch to get
[02:51] <Durandal_> well
[02:51] <sxh> i'm full exalted with all 3 pvp factions
[02:52] <sxh> i don't give a shit until they release a new one
[02:52] <Durandal_> suppsoedly blizz is working on cross server bgs
[02:52] <sxh> nice
[02:52] <Durandal_> the new one is azshara crater
[02:52] <Durandal_> you can load it up in wowmapview i think
[02:52] <Durandal_> still unfinished though
[02:52] <Durandal_> warsong gulch is gay due to druid flag running
[02:52] <sxh> yeah
[02:53] <sxh> fuck warsong
[02:53] <Durandal_> although intercept then hamstring usually puts an end to that
[02:53] <sxh> i love basin
[02:53] <Durandal_> ab is fun
[02:53] <Durandal_> yeah
[02:53] <Durandal_> if you know what you are doing you can 5cap in like 5 minutes
[02:53] <sxh> well in wsg teams usually invite me solely because i can crit people for 8k on
[02:53] <Durandal_> you need a good permagroup + ventrilo however
[02:53] <Durandal_> to pull it off
[02:53] <sxh> even tier2 bwl tanks die if my bolts both crit
[02:54] <Durandal_> frostbolts?
[02:54] <sxh> that's on a rather unfriendly dice roll
[02:54] <sxh> yes
[02:54] <Durandal_> frost resist is ahrd to come by
[02:54] <Durandal_> on tankign gear
[02:54] <sxh> frost resist is still bugged you don't need a lot
[02:54] <Durandal_> that should change soon enough
[02:54] <Durandal_> naxxarmas will fuck everything up
[02:55] <sxh> well i have already a frost resist suit
[02:55] <sxh> 109 fr
[02:55] <Durandal_> i heard it'll be a frost/arcane instance
[02:55] <sxh> so...
[02:55] <Durandal_> that's pretty good for a caster
[02:55] <sxh> yeah my mage is pretty wildly equipped
[02:55] <Durandal_> i'm working on getting a full suit of dark iron for my warrior
[02:55] <sxh> claw of chromaggus with +30 spl pwr enchant
[02:55] <Durandal_> but grinding thorium rep is a bitch
[02:55] <sxh> just buy it
[02:55] <sxh> or get a guild blacksmith
[02:55] <sxh> to make it for you
[02:56] <Durandal_> and i will probably have to buy gold from joe chinaman to pull it off wit
[02:56] <sxh> grind the maps
[02:56] <sxh> mats*
[02:56] <Durandal_> dude
[02:56] <sxh> i want to buy some gp
[02:56] <Durandal_> swagvault.com
[02:56] <Durandal_> they usually have good prices
[02:56] <sxh> i like cheapwowgold.com
[02:56] <Durandal_> wowmine.com also but they have a fucked up payment system
[02:56] <Durandal_> i've heard of people getting burned by cheapwowgold
[02:56] <Durandal_> but seriously
[02:56] <Durandal_> i don't have money to burn on stupid shit
[02:57] <Durandal_> like buying gold for a game
[02:57] <Durandal_> if it gets really cheap though i'l lbuy like 500
[02:57] <sxh> stephen bought 1k g
[02:57] <sxh> from cheapwowgold
[02:57] <sxh> delivered in 20m
[02:57] <Durandal_> on malganis 1k is like 4-5 hours of overtime
[02:57] <sxh> yeah your server sucks
[02:57] <sxh> come play on blackhand
[02:57] <sxh> reroll alliance
[02:57] <Durandal_> nah
[02:57] <sxh> or even reroll horde on blackhand
[02:58] <sxh> instant bg queues
[02:58] <Durandal_> oh i might when burning crusade comes out
[02:58] <sxh> just as your pvp character
[02:58] <sxh> level him up to 60 now
[02:58] <sxh> reroll alliance if you want a burning crusade character
[02:58] <Durandal_> i've been meanign to try priest and rogue
[02:58] <Durandal_> yeah
[02:58] <sxh> we should reconnect and decompress sometime on blackhand
[02:58] <Durandal_> well i have 2 allaince characters
[02:58] <sxh> i'll roll an alt to lvl with you if you can set up some time
[02:59] <Durandal_> my warlock is fun but i cna expect to not do any end game raidin
[02:59] <Durandal_> not on the server he's on at least
[02:59] <sxh> you can on blackhand maybe
[02:59] <sxh> i'm intrested in rerolling druid
[02:59] <sxh> feral
[02:59] <sxh> feral/heal
[02:59] <Durandal_> you did a long time ago
[02:59] <Durandal_> feral/resto?
[02:59] <sxh> yeah but alliance
[02:59] <sxh> i rolled cow druid
[02:59] <Durandal_> you'll be feral till 50 or so
[02:59] <sxh> and hated horde
[02:59] <sxh> every step of it
[02:59] <Durandal_> undead is fun
[03:00] <sxh> i hate mulgore
[03:00] <sxh> i hate the barrens
[03:00] <Durandal_> i hated it too
[03:00] <Durandal_> yeah barrens blows
[03:00] <sxh> i rolled cow druid and cow shaman
[03:00] <Durandal_> but no one ever quests in silverpines
[03:00] <Durandal_> silverpines is undead barrens and there's a lot of shit to do
[03:00] <Durandal_> but no one ever goes there
[03:00] <sxh> on a pvp server
[03:00] <sxh> and actually rolled out to human/dwarf areas to grind
[03:00] <sxh> because the barrens has incredibly low xp/hr
[03:00] <Durandal_> because you can grind faster in the barrens
[03:00] <sxh> and has the absolutely worst global chat channel
[03:01] <Durandal_> hjaha
[03:01] <Durandal_> CHUCK NORRIS
[03:01] <Durandal_> yeah
[03:01] <Durandal_> barrens blows
[03:01] <sxh> when i rolled horde
[03:01] <sxh> i remember thinking of durandal
[03:01] <sxh> and picked a cow
[03:01] <sxh> two cows
[03:01] <sxh> grinding out in human areas
[03:01] <sxh> they are both deleted now
[03:01] <Durandal_> everytime i roll a new alt i get to the barrens and i say FUCK THIS SHIT
[03:01] <sxh> fuck barrens
[03:02] <Durandal_> if i wanted to do that i would reactiviate my ffxi account and kill crabs
[03:02] <sxh> yeah reroll alliance
[03:02] <sxh> on blackhand
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg valkrum dunes
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg valkrum dunes
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg valkrum dunes
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg valkrum dunes
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg valkrum dunes
[03:02] <Durandal_> lfg qufim
[03:02] <sxh> i just might reroll either an elf druid
[03:02] <Durandal_> remember that shit
[03:02] <sxh> yes in ffxi
[03:02] <Durandal_> i refuse to play as a night elf
[03:02] <sxh> hours wasted on that
[03:03] <sxh> to level up with you if you make a character
[03:03] <Durandal_> you got powerleveled though
[03:03] <sxh> i kind of want to reroll also human priest
[03:03] <Durandal_> i might roll a rogue when they fix rogues
[03:03] <Efreeti> I find dwarves the easiest to level
[03:03] <Efreeti> early on
[03:03] <Durandal_> but rogues are insane
[03:03] <sxh> or human warlock
[03:03] <Efreeti> my main alt is rogue
[03:03] <Durandal_> ther'es a guide on sa that shows you how to grind to 60 with 3 days palye
[03:03] <sxh> but probably a feral nelf bitch
[03:03] <sxh> nice
[03:04] <Durandal_> works best with rogues
[03:04] <sxh> i want to do that with a feral nelf bitch
[03:04] <sxh> druid
[03:04] <Durandal_> yeah you could do it with a druid
[03:04] <sxh> possible with 5 days?
[03:04] <Durandal_> maybe
[03:04] <sxh> then start gearing my druidian bitch out
[03:04] <Durandal_> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1696584
[03:04] <Efreeti> mine is on 35 with around 3 days played
[03:04] <sxh> with PVP BATTLEGEAR
[03:04] <Efreeti> my main turned 60 at 19 days
[03:05] * sadima is now known as ohnedich
[03:05] <sxh> know what i want?
[03:05] <sxh> a programmable keypad
[03:05] <sxh> or a nostromo pad
[03:05] <sxh> so i can automate my grind
[03:05] <Durandal_> get those mmo keyboards
[03:05] <Durandal_> what are they called
[03:05] <Efreeti> hmm, what was the keyboardish thing where you could program and move about
[03:06] <Durandal_> with the removable inserts
[03:06] <Durandal_> for like doom 3 or eq2 or wow
[03:06] <Efreeti> Durandal_, thinking of zBoard?
[03:06] <Durandal_> yeah
[03:06] <Durandal_> thank you
[03:06] <Efreeti> 2sec, i think they had the one i'm thinking of on thinkgeek
[03:07] <Efreeti> http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/input/77ba/
[03:07] <Efreeti> check that one out snow
[03:09] <Durandal_> alright now i need to sleep
[03:09] <Efreeti> nite
[03:09] <Durandal_> snow i might get a computer job soon
[03:09] <sxh> cool
[03:09] <sxh> i need a job
[03:09] <sxh> summer
[03:09] <sxh> later duran
[03:10] <Durandal_> and i will make 2 or 3 times more than i make now
[03:10] <sxh> -
[03:10] <Durandal_> and i will work days
[03:10] <sxh> get me a job
[03:10] <Durandal_> weekdays
[03:10] <Durandal_> haha
[03:10] <Durandal_> come work at disney world
[03:10] <sxh> also level up an alt on blackhand
[03:10] <sxh> i can heal you if i roll drd
[03:10] <sxh> but i will be feral
[03:10] <Durandal_> naw you should roll warrior or soemthing
[03:10] <Durandal_> ill roll something gay like a priest
[03:10] <sxh> bear can tank
[03:10] <Efreeti> I wonder what's best to play on all in all
[03:10] <sxh> if you want to heal
[03:11] <Efreeti> us or eu servers
[03:11] <Durandal_> play where you live
[03:11] <Durandal_> pallys are pretty fun
[03:11] <Durandal_> i'll probably roll something on blackhand when bc comes out
[03:12] <Durandal_> i wish they would release what classes the new race can be so i can plan
[03:12] <sxh> wouldn't you want your main to be 60 when bc comes out
[03:12] <sxh> or at least close to 60
[03:12] <Durandal_> not really
[03:12] <sxh> so the grind to 70 won't be as much as a niggle
[03:12] <Durandal_> because i would like to enjoy the new allaince experience
[03:13] <Durandal_> dude
[03:13] <Durandal_> the grind to 70 will be INSANE
[03:13] <Durandal_> you have no lcue do you
[03:13] <Durandal_> clue
[03:13] <sxh> exactly
[03:13] <sxh> why add a whole 60 character to that grind
[03:13] <Durandal_> who cares
[03:13] <sxh> when you can do it now
[03:13] <Durandal_> it's not so much the rush to get there
[03:13] <sxh> and start him off at 60 to get to 70
[03:13] <Durandal_> if i wanted to have a 60 right away i would pay joe chinaman to level it
[03:14] <sxh> grind your dood up in 3 days using the guide
[03:14] <Durandal_> 2 reasons snow
[03:14] <Durandal_> 1, i don't have time for it right now
[03:14] <Durandal_> 2, i'll wait for the expansion
[03:14] <Durandal_> the alts i have now i just to fuck around
[03:14] <Durandal_> and they're not serious at all
[03:14] <sxh> you need a pvp character since the malganis queues suck
[03:15] <Durandal_> because i'm never around for raids i dick around
[03:15] <sxh> maybe the pvp will invigorate the wow experience
[03:15] <sxh> and it's something you can do whenever
[03:15] <Durandal_> i figure a new class would invigorate also
[03:15] <sxh> not a schedule like raid
[03:15] <sxh> especially the twink bgs
[03:15] <Durandal_> it's a toss up between mage or paladin
[03:15] <sxh> buy gold from china
[03:15] <Durandal_> can't decide which one
[03:15] <sxh> buy equipment for the top end wsg brackets
[03:16] <sxh> and twink it up while you level
[03:16] <sxh> that's fun too
[03:16] <Durandal_> fuck grinding rep with wsg
[03:16] <sxh> not grinding rep
[03:16] <sxh> just playing the bg
[03:16] <Durandal_> what playing 10-19 wsg?
[03:16] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[03:16] <Durandal_> that shit is retarded
[03:16] <Durandal_> fun but retarded
[03:16] <sxh> like when yr lvl 19 leveling from 19-20 in wsg
[03:16] <sxh> and from 29-30 in wsg
[03:16] <Durandal_> it comes down to who has the better enchants on their boe blues
[03:16] <sxh> always in the top bracke
[03:16] <sxh> t
[03:17] <sxh> yeah but you buy gold from china
[03:17] <sxh> crusader is like 5$
[03:17] <Durandal_> i laugh at the ones who slap +15 on 12dps saggers
[03:17] <Durandal_> daggers
[03:17] <Durandal_> 15 agility
[03:17] <Durandal_> but at those levels having aa shit ton of agility means something like 55
[03:18] <sxh> yeah
[03:18] <sxh> all criticals
[03:18] <sxh> crazy dmg
[03:18] <sxh> it's fun to play those overpowered guys in pvp
[03:18] <sxh> especially if you had a drd around to heal you
[03:18] <sxh> maybe if you were a hunter
[03:18] <Durandal_> how much +dmg do you have snow
[03:18] <sxh> hunter/drd combo
[03:18] <sxh> almost 500
[03:18] <Durandal_> nice
[03:18] <sxh> don't know exact #
[03:18] <Durandal_> ok time for sleep
[03:19] <sxh> later
[03:19] <Durandal_> someone make me a permament op again lol
[03:42] * reduus_ is now known as reduus
[03:44] <Kurin> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8738136903695419006&q=queen+of+the+ni
[03:57] <Twin`> it's probably culturally ignorant
[03:57] <Twin`> but i wonder how stupid that kid feels in that outfit
[04:02] <Kurin> I was also thinking that
[04:02] <Kurin> I bet he's German
[04:02] <Rjx> dfffffffffffffffg
[04:17] * Zappa_ is now known as Zappa
[04:18] <metric> well, ignorance is bliss, http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-194777319
[04:18] <metric> i`ve iagined this beig the most amusing event possible in an office
[04:18] <metric> but i have been sadly let down
[04:18] <metric> for shame google video, for shame
[04:20] <Kurin> how were you let down
[04:21] <Twin`> it's not good if only the camera sees it
[04:21] <Kurin> Well it got on the internet somehow
[04:21] <Kurin> Yes it would be nice if we could see the next 20 minutes
[04:21] <Kurin> It's still not as funny as that lady who fell through the door in the floor
[04:22] <Twin`> i maintain that that vid is only funny cause she was a fat cow
[04:23] <Twin`> but seeing as how that door magically opened
[04:23] <Kurin> That lady punch is at #1 on google still
[04:23] <Twin`> ?
[04:24] <Kurin> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&pl=true
[04:26] <Twin`> it sort of surprises me they don't have flash rechargers for batteries
[04:26] <Serena[T]> calc 50F in C
[04:26] <cadaver> - 50 degrees Fahrenheit = 10 degrees Celsius
[04:27] <Twin`> and that has to be one of the more unimpresive videos i've seen
[04:27] <Kurin> oh come on, it's great
[04:27] <Kurin> lady punches lady in the face
[04:30] <Twin`> no fall
[04:30] <Twin`> no bloodworks
[04:35] <Kurin> Well there was what looked like a home video of a guy getting his hands cut o
[04:35] <Kurin> but I can't find it now
[04:54] <Sohcahtoa> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2311326057619322915&q=donkey+punc
[05:11] <Kurin> what
[05:11] <Kurin> there was no donkey punching in that
[05:17] <Sohcahtoa> I know
[05:23] <Tark-Work> queerz :(
[05:25] <Tark-Work> see?
[05:28] <DigDug> oh man, so depressed
[05:28] <DigDug> must do laundry
[05:28] <Tark-Work> DigDug <3
[05:28] <DigDug> <3
[05:28] <Kurin> Let me introduce first, or stay trill and rehearse, as I spit lyrical flows a
[05:29] <Kurin> I found that on myspace.com/kurin
[05:29] <Kurin> He is spouting lyrical flows and blasting various ho'z
[05:36] <Tark-Work> sili
[05:37] <Tark-Work> what the fuck is updog
[05:37] <jeek> nothing
[05:37] <jeek> what the fuck is up with you?
[05:38] <jeek> ROFL
[05:39] <Tark-Work> people should use that as a general greeting. "what the fuck?"
[05:39] <Kurin> ::1 is a better loopback than 127.0.0.1
[05:40] <Kurin> But I still think they should have avoided a elimiter that needs the shift ke
[05:40] <Kurin> delimiter*
[05:40] <Kurin> oops
[05:41] <Thuryn> Kurin, there isn't any difference between ::1 and 127/8
[05:43] <Kurin> Well for starters it's right at the beginning
[05:43] <Kurin> But more importantly it's easy to type
[05:43] <Rjx> expedia is searching my ass
[05:44] <Tark-Work> :(
[05:44] <Thuryn> ah, you meant from a typing standpoint
[05:44] <Rjx> anal proooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobe
[05:44] <Thuryn> yeah, ::1 is easier
[05:44] <Thuryn> even if you have to hit Shift, you can do it with one hand, and you can hold
[05:45] <Kurin> What are you talking about, ipv4 addresses get entered from the number pad
[05:45] <Thuryn> no number pad on a laptop
[05:45] <Kurin> yeah, well
[05:45] <Kurin> suffer
[05:45] <Thuryn> or at least, not one that's worth a shit
[05:45] <Kurin> You could make a usb numberpad
[05:45] <Thuryn> nah, i just got used to using the top row. fuck the number pad.
[05:45] <Kurin> And just carry it on your sysadmin belt
[05:45] <Thuryn> LONG LIVE DNS
[05:45] <Kurin> With a dremmel
[05:46] <Thuryn> oh hey, i solved my own problem
[05:46] <Thuryn> fuck 127.0.0.1
[05:46] <Thuryn> ping localhost
[05:46] <Thuryn> done
[05:46] <Kurin> I suppose if that doesn't work, you have bigger problems than how long it tak
[05:47] <Thuryn> vi /etc/hosts
[05:47] <Thuryn> heh. well if *I* can't make either one work, we're in big trouble.
[05:47] <Rjx> http://www.orbitz.com/
[05:47] <Thuryn> seeing as I'm responsible FOR THE NETWORK around here ;]
[05:47] <Rjx> under "explore destinations and interests"
[05:47] <Rjx> it has "Gay & Lesbian"
[05:47] <Kurin> I don't think localhost mapping is done in /etc/hosts
[05:48] <Kurin> I just deleted it and I can still ping localhost
[05:48] <Rjx> where are gay destinations in the US
[05:48] <Kurin> San Francisco?
[05:48] <Rjx> i mean, are there specific resorts and stuff
[05:48] <Thuryn> that's because your resolver has already cached it
[05:49] <Tark-Work> "fuck the number pad." "fuck 127.0.0.1"
[05:49] <Thuryn> yeah. i'm in a mood.
[05:49] <Thuryn> to sum up: "fuck being at work."
[05:49] <ScumFrog> hmm, to text the womang or not to text
[05:49] <Kurin> Changes to /etc/hosts take place immediately
[05:49] <ScumFrog> that is my afternoon dilema
[05:49] <Rjx> top place under the "gay destinations" header is canada
[05:50] <Thuryn> Kurin, then you have 'localhost' defined on some name server somewhere
[05:50] <Tark-Work> Rjx, there's (I think) Provincetown in Massachusettes, the gayest city on
[05:50] <Rjx> ah ok
[05:51] <Rjx> dear expedia, orbitz
[05:51] <Rjx> fuck you both
[05:51] <Rjx> in the ass with a hot poker
[05:51] <Rjx> trying to get results of a search, and they just keep timing out
[05:52] <Thuryn> i did a 'dig localhost' and got "NXDOMAIN" from my nameservers. 'ping local
[05:52] <Kurin> Yeah, localhost is on my nameservers
[05:52] <Kurin> Now why is /that/
[05:53] <Efreeti> Home soon :3
[05:53] <Efreeti> Know how most jobs start around 9?
[05:54] <Efreeti> I start 7:30 :S
[05:54] <Thuryn> Efreeti, around here, it's 8.
[05:54] <Thuryn> for just about everything.
[05:54] * Kurin starts at midnight
[05:54] <Efreeti> around here is where?
[05:55] <Efreeti> may depend on what kind of business it is too
[05:55] <Kurin> Columbia, MO?
[05:56] <Thuryn> yup
[05:56] <Efreeti> MO?
[05:56] <Efreeti> Montana?
[05:56] <Kurin> Worse
[05:56] <Thuryn> Efreeti, true. a lot of the shops start at 9 since they don't open until 10
[05:56] <Thuryn> Missouri
[05:56] <Efreeti> k
[05:56] <Efreeti> <- Foreigner
[05:57] <Efreeti> as dekkon so gently put it
[05:57] <Thuryn> Efreeti, huh? fire spirit?
[05:59] <Efreeti> yeah
[05:59] <Efreeti> or daemon
[05:59] <Efreeti> Ifrit is my home client
[06:03] <Efreeti> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ifrit
[06:13] <Rjx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell#Christianity
[06:13] <Rjx> interesting read
[06:20] <Kurin> Man, this bot didn't even try to hide itself
[06:22] <Kurin> less ^luke
[06:22] <Kurin> oops
[06:28] <Kurin> god
[06:28] <Kurin> print "--== ConnectBack Backdoor Shell vs 1.0 by LorD of IRAN HACKERS SABOTAG
[06:30] <Tark-Work> spam
[06:30] <Kurin> This guy has shit like
[06:30] <Tark-Work> Kurin, that's a little obvious for a tag.
[06:30] <Kurin> /tmp/.666
[06:30] <Tark-Work> and what language is that?
[06:30] <Kurin> I don't know
[06:30] <Kurin> Not that I hang out in /tmp on my own boxes
[06:30] <Kurin> but come on
[06:31] <whoop> lol
[06:31] <whoop> come on he is l33t
[06:31] <Tark-Work> I'm gonna die of starvation here
[06:31] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:32] <Kurin> Man I hope the customer pays through the nose for this
[06:32] <Kurin> Another phpbb explot
[06:32] <Kurin> exploit
[06:34] <Kurin> HAHA
[06:34] <Kurin> This guy JUST had his OS reloaded because of a hack
[06:34] <Kurin> what a tool
[06:34] <whoop> need to keep that software patches all the time
[06:34] <whoop> lol
[06:46] <DigDug> fuck
[06:46] <Rjx> there's an indian guy dressed like a hiphop artist downstairs in the livingroom
[06:46] <DigDug> maybe i shouldn't use phpbb ;[
[06:46] <Rjx> sipping tea
[06:46] <Rjx> no idea who he is
[06:46] <Rjx> he didn't seem to notice me, so i just let it pass
[06:46] <DigDug> hah
[06:46] <DigDug> ask him to rap for you
[06:47] <DigDug> i like how minefield totally takes over when you install it
[06:47] <DigDug> it's now the default system browser and the "internet" shortcut under the st
[06:47] <DigDug> even though i asked it not to do that
[06:48] <ScumFrog> IE wannabe
[06:49] <DigDug> (minefield is what the nightly firefox build is called)
[06:49] <DigDug> apparetly
[06:49] <DigDug> +n
[06:49] <DigDug> any breakfast suggestions?
[06:49] <DigDug> i am hungry for something but not sure what
[06:49] <DigDug> probably a pastry and coffee
[06:51] <DigDug> fucking washer machine didn't work riht
[06:51] <DigDug> rewashing a load now
[06:51] <Rjx> i made a salad, smoked salmon and jalapeno wrap
[06:51] <DigDug> mmm
[06:52] <DigDug> breakfast?
[06:52] <Rjx> lunch here, might work for breakfast
[06:52] <Tark-Work> mmm
[06:52] <DigDug> hmm
[06:53] * Tark-Work considers a wrap with cream cheese, nova lox, red onion, capers, salad
[06:54] <Rjx> it's the 3rd anniversary of my escape from the crazyhouse, by the way
[06:54] <Rjx> april 25th
[06:55] <DigDug> congrats!!!!
[06:55] <DigDug> ^_^
[06:55] * DigDug changes topic to 'happy birthday2, rjx!'
[06:55] <Rjx> haha thanks
[06:56] <metric> roflmao
[06:57] <Tark-Work> bbq
[06:57] <metric> some random girl from years ago started talking to me on msn about how she w
[06:57] <metric> god bless the internet
[06:57] <DigDug> you didn't hit it?
[06:57] <Rjx> i think i might know her
[06:58] <Rjx> DigDug: he'd risk getting hit back
[06:58] <DigDug> hahah
[06:58] <Rjx> but with a whisky bottle
[06:59] <DigDug> hahahha
[07:00] <metric> naaa
[07:01] <metric> she lives down south
[07:01] <metric> i tend not to go near girls with a southern accent, almost as bad as geordie
[07:01] <terminal> rjx
[07:01] <DigDug> w2
[07:01] <poopy> DigDug temp 61.8F/16.6C; wind SW 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunr
[07:02] * reduus is now known as adam
[07:02] <Rjx> hello
[07:02] <terminal> i am joining mensa
[07:02] <terminal> what are your thoughts
[07:03] <metric> why bother?
[07:03] <Rjx> whether it's worth it depends on your local chapter
[07:03] <terminal> word
[07:03] <Rjx> and it's really only good for networking, its unlikely you'll find anything act
[07:04] <metric> you can get a decent game of chess from them though
[07:05] <terminal> it's like AAA for people with high IQs
[07:05] <ScumFrog> w London, England
[07:05] <cadaver> Weather for London, United Kingdom - Updated at 2:50 PM BST on April 25, 20
[07:05] <Rjx> they set the bar too low if you ask me
[07:05] * adam is now known as reduus
[07:05] <Rjx> that's the problem with IQ as a judgement of intelligence
[07:06] <terminal> yeah
[07:06] <Rjx> there are people in the top 2% who seem far less intelligent than those much lo
[07:06] <metric> whats the minimum for mensa?
[07:06] <Rjx> 98th percentile
[07:06] <terminal> ^
[07:06] * terminal is 99th
[07:06] <metric> which is whaT?
[07:06] <csqrl> mensa is jerkoff bullshit
[07:06] <metric> I`m around 140
[07:07] <Rjx> it depends on the scale
[07:07] <Rjx> the type of measurement used
[07:07] <terminal> it depends on what test is given
[07:07] <Rjx> the test taken, age
[07:07] <terminal> you have to get atleast 98th percentile on it
[07:07] <Rjx> a number really means nothing on its own
[07:07] <csqrl> the internet iq test said i was around 196
[07:07] <csqrl> i am a fucking genius
[07:07] <terminal> haha
[07:07] <metric> heh i did the mensa written test
[07:07] <Rjx> internet IQ tests are silly
[07:07] <csqrl> the internet mensa test said i could join
[07:07] <terminal> yeah
[07:07] <metric> the one you send back to them and they ask you to come in for another test
[07:08] <Rjx> i never took the mensa test
[07:08] <csqrl> that shit plays on your insecurities
[07:08] <terminal> i don't have to
[07:08] <Rjx> i had to take a bunch of IQ tests when i volunteered for some medical studies
[07:08] <csqrl> you want validation as a person
[07:08] <terminal> i can use the test i took in 7th grade to get in
[07:08] <terminal> ;P
[07:08] <csqrl> so you want to have some qualifying factor you can point to and say
[07:08] <csqrl> look, i am smart
[07:08] <Rjx> haha gay
[07:08] <csqrl> look, i am intelligent
[07:08] <csqrl> i have worthh
[07:08] <Rjx> that wasn't what it was meant as, but that's why a lot of people join
[07:08] <csqrl> i say do that based on your accomplishments in life
[07:08] <csqrl> and not some fucking stupid pretentious club
[07:08] <Rjx> hence why i say it's a waste for anything but networking
[07:08] <terminal> yeah
[07:09] <Rjx> a lot of the members internationally are pretty high up in society
[07:09] <terminal> it's really like AAA for people with high iqs
[07:09] <terminal> you get benefits like discounts on car rental
[07:09] <terminal> etc
[07:09] <terminal> lol
[07:09] <c-rOCK> AAA got discounts though
[07:09] <terminal> so does mensa
[07:09] <metric> if your that intelligent why not buy a car?
[07:09] <terminal> er
[07:09] * terminal slaps metric
[07:09] <metric> as purchasing is cheaper then renting :P
[07:09] <terminal> that isn't the point
[07:10] <terminal> you rent a car when you go on vacation, etc
[07:10] <metric> or are you joining the intermediate versian ?
[07:10] <Rjx> i should see if i can get into mencap
[07:10] <Rjx> url mencap
[07:10] <cadaver> - "mencap": http://www.mencap.org.uk/
[07:11] <metric> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/4940432.stm
[07:11] <metric> omfg
[07:13] <Tark-Work> .url Honey We're Killing the Kids
[07:13] <Tubbee> http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/tv_and_radio/honey/
[07:24] <ScumFrog> woo Ocean Colour Scene
[07:24] <Rjx> never saw it as the start
[07:24] <Rjx> was more a change of heart
[07:29] <jeek> Change of fart
[07:30] <DigDug> what. the. fuck.
[07:30] <DigDug> $8+2 for a fucking below average pastry and cup of coffee
[07:30] <jeek> Starfux?
[07:31] <DigDug> no
[07:31] <DigDug> some cafe here
[07:31] <DigDug> in brooklyn
[07:31] <DigDug> also, i am now load-balancing my wet clothes between two dryers
[07:31] <DigDug> i'm overpaying for the hardware to increase performance
[07:31] <DigDug> fofofofofofofofof
[07:32] <DigDug> and i think i'm going to be taking a trip to ikea soon
[07:33] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[07:35] <Rjx> Groundhog Day (movie)
[07:35] <Rjx> Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow.
[07:35] <DigDug> ;[
[07:36] <Rjx> wikimedia policies make me chuckle sometimes
[07:37] <csqrl> if i ever get stuck on something
[07:37] <Rjx> Phil: I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank
[07:37] <csqrl> i move five feet over and play ping pong
[07:37] <csqrl> everyone should have a ping pong table
[07:38] <ScumFrog> ping pong is awesome
[07:39] <DigDug> nice, josh
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> Happy birfdays, rjx :D
[07:39] <DigDug> apparently, this tea contains something that cats really like
[07:39] <DigDug> because the cat has destroyed the box
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> Maybe it's catnip tea.
[07:39] <DigDug> i will give it one teabag
[07:39] <DigDug> probably
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> You know catnip is like kitty crack :D
[07:39] <DigDug> no catnip, but it's probably the peppermint
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> Yeah, cats like that stuff.
[07:41] <t3h-gr1m> I think catnip is a member of the mint family.
[07:41] <Rjx> cindy sheehan needs to shut the hell up
[07:41] <Rjx> and thanks t3h-gr1m
[07:42] <Rjx> it's my birthday2
[07:42] <t3h-gr1m> Is that bitch still talking about shit, Rjx?
[07:42] <jeek> !
[07:42] <jeek> Someone notify an oper!
[07:42] <Rjx> not birthday1
[07:42] <jeek> It's Rjx's birthday!
[07:42] <Rjx> birthday2
[07:42] <t3h-gr1m> Birthday2!
[07:42] <t3h-gr1m> :D
[07:42] <t3h-gr1m> What is birthday2?
[07:42] <csqrl> i have a blog
[07:42] <Rjx> 3 year anniversary of my hospital discharge
[07:42] <Rjx> csqrl: welcome to the blogosphere
[07:42] <Rjx> do you have a podcast too
[07:42] <t3h-gr1m> Oh :D
[07:42] <csqrl> no podcast
[07:42] <csqrl> maybe eventuall
[07:42] <csqrl> y
[07:43] <csqrl> it will be in the announcer voice
[07:43] <t3h-gr1m> I have a blog wherein I viciously tear apart stupidity.
[07:43] <t3h-gr1m> I don't know how to do a podcast.
[07:43] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[07:44] <jeek> Your mother doesn't know how to do a podcast!
[07:44] <jeek> ooo zing!
[07:44] <t3h-gr1m> I like Darkthrone because they will NEVER be on MTV.
[07:44] <jeek> I've been getting into The Dwarves over the last couple of days.
[07:44] <t3h-gr1m> If I ever saw the Too Old, Too Cold video on Headbanger's Ball I would shi
[07:45] <jeek> <3 Rjx
[07:45] * Symmetria looks at rjx
[07:46] <Symmetria> did someone say birthday?
[07:46] <Symmetria> :p
[07:46] * Symmetria grins
[07:46] <Rjx> ;[[[[[[
[07:46] <Rjx> it's my BIRTHDAY2
[07:46] <Rjx> not birthday
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> It's his birthday2.
[07:46] <t3h-gr1m> haha
[07:46] <Symmetria> :p
[07:47] <Symmetria> never say its your birthday around me :p
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> My birthday isn't for many, many months.
[07:47] <Symmetria> ./kill t3h-gr1m happy early birthday :p
[07:47] <t3h-gr1m> lolz0rz
[07:47] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[07:48] * Symmetria grins at time
[07:48] <Rjx> NOT COOL;[
[07:48] <Symmetria> heh Time did you read operwall?
[07:48] <Symmetria> :p
[07:48] <Symmetria> ROTFL
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> wait a minute
[07:48] <Symmetria> hahahahahahhahahahahaha
[07:48] <Symmetria> always works
[07:48] <t3h-gr1m> Time isn't in here o_O
[07:48] <Symmetria> oh
[07:48] <Symmetria> :p
[07:48] <Symmetria> hahaha
[07:48] <Symmetria> I just got him killed again
[07:49] <csqrl> hahahahahaaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahha
[07:49] <Symmetria> [ac] [ opermsg] Symmetria: I heard a rumour that time's third personali
[07:49] <Symmetria> [ac] [ kill] foreign: Time from AndroSyn (just in case its your birt
[07:49] <Symmetria> :p
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> hahahahaha
[07:49] <csqrl> hhhahahahahahahahahahaahhaaaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaahaaaa
[07:49] <t3h-gr1m> <3 you guys
[07:49] <DigDug> are you on one, matey?
[07:50] <Rjx> mr roper wall
[07:50] <DigDug> omg we have an irc op in here? omg omg omg
[07:51] <DigDug> does my hair look ok?
[07:51] <t3h-gr1m> Looks fine. :D
[07:51] <DigDug> whew
[07:51] <DigDug> how's my makeup?
[07:51] <Rjx> you might want to clean my semen off your eyebrows
[07:51] <Rjx> otherwise you're fine
[07:51] <DigDug> shit, i knew i forgot something
[07:51] <Symmetria> yeah digdug, remeber to clean my cum off your nose
[07:51] <Symmetria> :p
[07:51] <DigDug> yeah, i hate it when i forget
[07:52] <DigDug> so, Symmetria, what do we owe you for your presence in our channel?
[07:52] <Symmetria> digdug I come and go :p
[07:52] <DigDug> we have about 10 virgins a year to offer
[07:52] <DigDug> oh please, won't you stay with us?
[07:52] <DigDug> let me bask in your might
[07:52] <Symmetria> digdug that depends, will you bend over and let me anally violate you twi
[07:52] <Symmetria> :p
[07:53] <DigDug> i'm not really into that, but i guess a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
[07:53] <csqrl> i am pretty sure i universally hate opers
[07:53] <Symmetria> dammit, you're not supposed to so readily agree, that takes all the viola
[07:53] <DigDug> well in that case, please don't anally rape me, good sir!
[07:53] <DigDug> josh, d
[08:08] <r3in> =/
[08:08] <Symmetria> hrmmm
[08:08] <Symmetria> :p
[08:08] <Symmetria> bored and hungry
[08:08] <DigDug> bbl
[08:08] * cadaver grabs DigDug
[08:08] <cadaver> you leave, and i'll kill myself
[08:08] <r3in> what brought that along?
[08:08] <Symmetria> *phones room service again*
[08:08] <r3in> thanks for the coive DigDug
[08:09] <r3in> voice
[08:15] <r3in> so, yesterday
[08:15] <r3in> i applied at Greyhound
[08:15] <FlaVouR> Happy Happy rjx
[08:15] <r3in> today, i got a call when they opened
[08:15] <r3in> they said they had no reason to give me an interview
[08:15] <r3in> and hired me
[08:16] <Kurin> So what will you be doing
[08:17] <r3in> selling tickets shipping/reciving janatorial
[08:20] <Kurin> Every time MS Word eats someone's work
[08:20] <Kurin> I get a little bit happier
[08:21] <r3in> haha
[08:21] <DigDug> yay subway internet
[08:21] <Tark-Work> when does M$ Word eat people's work?
[08:22] <Tark-Work> Save Early, Save Often, Grasshopper.
[08:22] <Kurin> Well I think this guy was playing around with the revision options
[08:22] <Kurin> without being aware of it
[08:22] <Kurin> and accidentally reverted
[08:22] <DigDug> when it's hungry?
[08:23] <GerbilWrk> Our consultant has found a device that can do 100Mbit over a Cat 3 connec
[08:24] <Kurin> How much more is cat5e than cat3?
[08:24] <Tark-Work> heh. "Look a bit foreign"
[08:24] <Tark-Work> cat3 rules
[08:25] <GerbilWrk> not much more, but if you can get a very cheap connection from one buildi
[08:25] <Kurin> Are cat3 and pots cable the same
[08:26] <Kurin> And 100Mbps is too slow for new networks anyway
[08:32] * metric is now known as jenny42
[08:33] <GerbilWrk> not for selling a few "DSL" customers
[08:37] * jenny42 is now known as metric
[08:39] <csqrl> the sodom and gomorrah research is incredibly interesting
[08:42] <jonathans> bitches turn to salt like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[08:47] <Badtzmaru> Kurin: are you asking about cat3/pots?
[08:47] <Badtzmaru> if so yes
[08:47] <Badtzmaru> you can also use cat5 for phones
[08:48] <ScumFrog> pfft. stupid work internets
[09:04] <Rjx> skellllllllllllll
[09:05] <ScumFrog> ffs, just want to go home now ;/
[09:06] <Rjx> just got home from daily walk
[09:06] <Rjx> 5 miles
[09:06] <Rjx> come through the door with oingo boingo blasting on my headphones
[09:06] <Rjx> to find a crowd of elderly indians
[09:06] <Rjx> who looked at me like i was the antichrist
[09:06] <ScumFrog> :o
[09:07] <ScumFrog> 5 miles? how long does that usually take you?
[09:07] <Rjx> an hour or so
[09:07] <Rjx> depends
[09:07] <Rjx> goddamn indians need to go away
[09:09] <bos`> lo
[09:09] <bos`> l
[09:09] * dmc3 is now known as dmc
[09:15] <Rjx> When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesso
[09:16] <dekkon> fofofo
[09:17] <bos`> nachos
[09:22] <Rjx> "There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution.
[09:22] <Rjx> oh pat robertson, what won't you say
[09:24] <Jimmothy> anyone know something good to decode flac?
[09:24] <Badtzmaru> uh
[09:24] <Jimmothy> and happy birthday rjx
[09:24] <Badtzmaru> did he really sa that?
[09:25] <Rjx> http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2006/01/pat_robertson.wmv
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> can you say first amendment?
[09:25] <Rjx> hahah awesome
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> I mean
[09:25] <Rjx> he calls a caller a homo
[09:25] <Rjx> in an interview
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> its not at the beginning of the thing, right after the preamble
[09:25] <Rjx> pat robertson is a nut
[09:25] <Badtzmaru> well, the bill of rights anyway
[09:25] <Workdug> a left nut or a right nut?
[09:25] <Rjx> "If you go all the way back to the days just following creation, men lived nine
[09:26] <Rjx> completely right nut
[09:26] <Workdug> hahah man i didn't even realize the non-sexual connotation there
[09:26] <Rjx> "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you hav
[09:26] <Workdug> [12:26] *** #geekissues You're not channel operator
[09:26] <Workdug> NICE
[09:26] <sili> HAHA!
[09:26] <Workdug> ^_^ thx u
[09:27] <sili> GOT THE DROP ON YOU WITH MY DISINTERGRATION RAY!
[09:27] <sili> what do you know
[09:27] <jeek> The First Amendment does not say that Congress shall not establish a religion
[09:27] <sili> it disintergrated
[09:27] <jeek> creating an establishment yet still be unconstitutional.
[09:28] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[09:29] <Rjx> When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring Christians and J
[09:32] <dougmoney> w2 tallahassee
[09:32] <poopy> dougmoney temp 81F/27C; wind Variable 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; S
[09:32] <dougmoney> word.
[09:32] <dougmoney> w2 22152
[09:32] <poopy> dougmoney temp 72F/22C; wind SSE 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunris
[09:32] <jeek> doug: You ever live in NJ?
[09:32] <dougmoney> no, why
[09:32] <jeek> n/m
[09:32] <dougmoney> i was born in NY
[09:32] <dougmoney> ol
[09:32] <dougmoney> live in tallahassee, fl / northern va now
[09:33] <Workdug> nice
[09:33] <Workdug> w2
[09:33] <poopy> Workdug temp 73.8F/23.2C; wind North 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; S
[09:34] <jeek> Where in NY?
[09:40] <Zemyla> It's RJX's birthday?
[09:40] <Workdug> no, it's his birthday2
[09:41] <Zemyla> Ah.
[09:44] <Workdug> also, hi Zemyla -- long time no see
[09:45] <Zemyla> Yeah, I've been busy with school and D&D.
[09:54] <jestuh> someone gimme google's http ip
[09:55] <Zemyla> 216.239.51.99 or 216.239.51.104
[09:56] <jestuh> thx
[09:56] <jestuh> internet is borked...i was hoping it was just dns
[09:56] <jestuh> ;[
[09:56] <bos`> bork bork
[10:07] <Zemyla> So how are you connected to here?
[10:08] <metric> tin can and string
[10:10] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[10:17] <wind> happy birthday rjx
[10:17] * wind gets naked
[10:18] * metric takes pictures
[10:18] <Catcher> :(
[10:18] <wind> it's still hot
[10:18] <Catcher> haha
[10:18] <metric> lol
[10:18] <wind> i gots final fantasy vii
[10:18] <wind> advent children on dvayd
[10:19] <wind> and chipotle
[10:21] <Catcher> whats it like? i'm trying to think of a good game to get my little bro for
[10:21] <Catcher> or DS
[10:22] <Catcher> his bday is may 3
[10:22] <wind> it's the movie
[10:22] <wind> the game is like 10 years old
[10:24] <Catcher> i know the game is
[10:25] <Catcher> i thought there was a second vii coming out
[10:25] <Catcher> oh well
[10:25] <wind> there is
[10:25] <wind> starring vincent i think
[10:25] <Catcher> haha
[10:25] <Catcher> cool
[10:25] <wind> and get him the game, it's good
[10:25] <Catcher> is it out yet?
[10:25] <wind> the original
[10:25] <Catcher> ?
[10:25] <Catcher> yeah i know the one that came out 10 years ago is out
[10:25] <wind> ffvii
[10:26] <wind> get him the original ffvii
[10:26] <wind> sheeeeeet
[10:26] <Catcher> already has it
[10:26] <wind> oh
[10:26] <wind> tell him to erase his saves and do it over again
[10:26] <Catcher> well, more like, I bought it and he kind of stole it
[10:26] <Catcher> haha
[10:27] <Jimmothy> The Samuel Jackson Five - Easily Misunderstood
[10:27] <Jimmothy> what a nifty band name
[10:33] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:35] <mef> Click Here for Your Chance to Win a Paul Wall The People's Champ Grill!!
[10:41] <GerbilWrk> I'm trying but I just keep getting the channel topic over and over again
[10:42] <Workdug> welcome back, digdug
[10:44] <var> welcome back pen!
[10:46] <Workdug> ^_^
[10:47] <var> hows things
[10:49] <Workdug> alright
[10:49] <metric> javascript:popw('/blitz.pl?r='+Math.random(),620,520)
[10:49] <Workdug> nyc, work, sleep
[10:49] <metric> oops
[10:51] <wind> imdb 8man
[10:51] <cadaver> - 0 results;
[10:51] <wind> url imdb 8man
[10:51] <cadaver> - "imdb 8man": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070962/
[11:09] * PixieMeat is now known as twiggette
[11:11] <wind> ffvii:ac looks so much better on dvd then on divx
[11:12] <FlaVouR> HAAR
[11:13] <Jimmothy> thats a pirate with a tickly cough
[11:14] <FlaVouR> quite
[11:14] <FlaVouR> so who did Swight blow to get ops?
[11:14] <FlaVouR> *grin*
[11:14] <Workdug> <--
[11:14] <FlaVouR> w00t
[11:14] <Symmetria> someone shoot me now I dont wanna fly to nairobi
[11:15] <FlaVouR> bring that on
[11:15] <FlaVouR> Symmetria nairobi is FUN!
[11:15] * Workdug shoots Symmetria
[11:15] <Workdug> Symmetria: ICT?
[11:15] <Symmetria> heh Im flying to naiorbi for parts of afnog
[11:15] <mef> that's how I roll http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5860/1393/1600/6680067_132
[11:15] <Symmetria> 2 days after I get back to south africa
[11:16] <Symmetria> and 2 weeks later Im going to south america, probably to bolivia
[11:16] <FlaVouR> when you here? I'll have Sipho and the manne hijack you from the airport
[11:16] <Symmetria> heh flavour I dont know exactly, I need to check my flight dates
[11:16] <Symmetria> I dont even know what time zone is what anymore
[11:16] <Symmetria> and where the hell Im going to be next
[11:16] * Symmetria is living on the road
[11:16] <Symmetria> :p
[11:16] <FlaVouR> wtf do you do?
[11:16] <Symmetria> flavour heh, meetings with nren's etc
[11:17] <Symmetria> Im TENET's chief technical officer remeber?
[11:17] <FlaVouR> not even drug mules travel as often as you
[11:17] <FlaVouR> yeah so you should know all about Video conferencing
[11:17] <Symmetria> fuck I wish people would shut the fuck up down at the pool below my hotel
[11:17] <Symmetria> :p
[11:17] <Symmetria> Im tired and grumpy
[11:17] <FlaVouR> hang your arse out the window and take a shit into the pool.. they'll leave
[11:18] <Tark-Work> nice
[11:18] <FlaVouR> I try
[11:21] <FlaVouR> there's gotta be a heaven cos I've already spent my time in hell
[11:21] <Thero> that's not hell
[11:21] <Thero> it's just Windows
[11:22] <FlaVouR> close enough
[11:23] <Wabbit98> I thought hell was Nebraska
[11:23] <Thero> no
[11:23] <FlaVouR> Delaware
[11:23] <Thero> Benraska isnt populated heavily enough
[11:23] <Thero> oh god
[11:23] <Thero> Benraska
[11:23] <Thero> Ben fucking Raska
[11:23] <Wabbit98> hehehe
[11:23] <Thero> WHAT THE FUCK
[11:24] <jmx> dyslexic?
[11:24] <Thero> No
[11:24] <Thero> just stupid.
[11:24] <Wabbit98> the letters are right next to each other
[11:24] <FlaVouR> I put the sex in dyslexic
[11:24] <Thero> yeah still tho
[11:24] <Thero> it's no excuse
[11:24] <Thero> For christs sake i could name all the states when i was in first grade.
[11:24] <csqrl> rg is such a downer
[11:24] <Thero> Let alone spell them correctly.
[11:24] <Thero> ?
[11:24] <Thero> rg?
[11:25] <Workdug> csqrl: sup?
[11:26] <csqrl> nothing
[11:26] <FlaVouR> shit I just sneezed on my keybaord
[11:26] <FlaVouR> BRB cloth
[11:26] <csqrl> chick is just a constant downer
[11:26] <Thero> ah
[11:26] <Thero> well
[11:26] <Thero> mine is a constant whore
[11:27] <csqrl> and my advice is usually pretty good
[11:27] <Thero> my ex-chick anyway
[11:27] <csqrl> but it comes out pretty harsh
[11:27] <csqrl> which makes things way worse
[11:27] <Rjx> goddamn retarded indians everywhere
[11:28] <Tark-Work> sipping tea in your living room?
[11:28] <FlaVouR> Namaste
[11:28] <Rjx> one aunt from some place in africa was saying how her neighbour has 18 delightf
[11:28] <jeek> namaste
[11:28] <Rjx> i told her it was a good thing that the life expectancy was so short over there
[11:28] <jeek> all the IRC subgenii have been saying that lately
[11:28] <Rjx> don't want them polluting the gene pool
[11:29] <Tark-Work> Namaste
[11:29] <FlaVouR> Rjx you are SUCH a deliteful child
[11:30] <Rjx> they look at me like i'm the antichrist anyway
[11:30] <Thero> Rjc
[11:30] <Thero> *rjx
[11:30] <FlaVouR> arent you?
[11:30] <Thero> you should of told the indians to
[11:30] <Rjx> maybe, who knows
[11:30] <jeek> Nah
[11:30] <Thero> Spreek Engels - Sprechen Sie Englisch - Fale Ingles - Parla Inglese - Parlez
[11:30] <jeek> He's the guy the Antichrist reports to.
[11:31] <FlaVouR> I have started an Rjx worshipping cult on the strength of your * I am SATAN
[11:31] <Thero> HAIL SATAN!
[11:31] <FlaVouR> SAIL HATAN!
[11:31] <FlaVouR> or something
[11:31] * jeek throws chunks of ice at Rjx.
[11:31] <Thero> ice?
[11:31] <FlaVouR> I am under tattooed
[11:31] <jmx> satan was a loser though
[11:31] <Thero> He's satan motherfucker.
[11:31] <Thero> You're going to throw ice at him?
[11:32] <jeek> Thero: You told me to hail him!
[11:32] <Rjx> what a perfectly shitty day
[11:32] <FlaVouR> LOL
[11:32] <Thero> You are a faggot.
[11:32] <Thero> Rjx: it could be worse
[11:32] <Thero> You could be me
[11:32] <Rjx> you're just a loser
[11:32] <FlaVouR> and have a cock up your ass
[11:32] <Thero> a homosexually-repressed loser who gets rejected even by a channel full of re
[11:32] <Thero> *heterosexually-repressed
[11:32] <Thero> FUCKING CHRIST
[11:33] <jeek> LET JESUS FUCK YOU
[11:33] <Thero> and dysexlick
[11:33] <FlaVouR> that I'd like to see
[11:33] <Thero> *Dyslexic.
[11:33] <jeek> Mine eyes have seen the glory of the cumming of the Lord.
[11:33] <Tark-Work> paging dr. freud.
[11:34] <FlaVouR> jeek as it streeks WHITE across yon horison
[11:34] <jeek> Tark: He's in with his mother at the moment.
[11:34] <FlaVouR> Freudian slip : when you say one thing but mean your mother
[11:34] <Thero> Hvem kan hoppe høyere enn kirketårnet?
[11:35] <FlaVouR> ANOTHER NORG!
[11:35] <Thero> SORRY
[11:35] <FlaVouR> THERE can BE only ONE
[11:35] <Thero> I HAD A RANDOM NORWEIGAN MOMENT
[11:35] <FlaVouR> hate thos
[11:35] <Thero> yeah
[11:35] <Thero> your all normal at work
[11:35] <FlaVouR> I get random germaon moments
[11:35] <FlaVouR> german
[11:35] <mef> hold up Hu http://rense.com/1.imagesH/hu.jpg
[11:35] <FlaVouR> even
[11:35] <FlaVouR> like hi mom how FICK DER JEWDEN EISHLOG!!
[11:36] <Thero> then the next minute your running down the hall screaming in norweigan about
[11:36] <FlaVouR> mef - " Hold on there now slanty eyed motherfucker -- they have to take MY
[11:36] <FlaVouR> lol @ bork
[11:36] <FlaVouR> Herdy Gerdy
[11:36] <Thero> [14:35] <Thero> I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
[11:36] <Thero> [14:35] <tommy> Thero, Hvem kan hoppe høyere enn kirketårnet? - Who can
[11:36] <Thero> [14:35] <tommy> neste alle... fordi kirketårnet kan ikke hoppe - Almost
[11:37] <Thero> fucking lame joke
[11:37] <Thero> DO NOT GO TO NORWAY FOR FUNNY
[11:37] <Wabbit98> then why go to Norway at all?
[11:37] <Thero> women.
[11:37] <Wabbit98> oh
[11:37] <FlaVouR> well that put pay to that Norg
[11:37] <Rjx> just trying to understand his idiotic dialogue gives me a headache
[11:38] <FlaVouR> its your birthday Rjx why arent you out watching your friends getting hamme
[11:38] <Workdug> [14:36] <Thero> then the next minute your running down the hall screa
[11:38] <Workdug> ^-- headache
[11:38] * Rjx changes topic to 'it's not my birthday'
[11:39] <FlaVouR> oic
[11:39] <FlaVouR> sorry
[11:39] <mef> happy birthday Rjx
[11:39] <FlaVouR> I need some dice
[11:41] <Rjx> Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
[11:41] <Rjx> Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
[11:41] <Rjx> * The Simpsons
[11:43] <dekkon> +o
[11:43] * Workdug changes topic to 'it is not his birthday'
[11:44] * dekkon changes topic to 'it is not his birthday | rjx has finally reached manhood'
[11:44] <GerbilWrk> he finally fucked a goat?
[11:45] * Workdug changes topic to 'www.geekissues.org | http://qdb.us/'
[11:46] <dekkon> how dare you ruin rjx's big day
[11:46] <dekkon> also, his birthday is in january
[11:47] <Workdug> also, you have no idea what's going on
[11:48] <dekkon> do i ever
[11:50] <FlaVouR> *yawn*
[11:50] * zoral_ is now known as zoral
[11:52] <metric> http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc101.gif
[11:53] <Workdug> hahaha
[11:54] <Workdug> [14:37] -Nora16- DCC send YoungFreshPussy.rar (84.61.48.201)
[11:55] <FlaVouR> ooh
[11:55] <FlaVouR> yourFreshpussy
[11:55] <Rjx_> did you accept
[11:55] <Rjx_> it could be good
[11:55] <FlaVouR> as opposed to youngstalepussy
[11:55] <fenix> sure was good
[11:56] <metric> omfg
[11:56] <metric> pure gnius
[11:56] <metric> http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc134.gif
[11:56] <Workdug> <@s3phiroth> s3phiroth@fragility ~$ touch /mchammer
[11:56] <Workdug> <@s3phiroth> touch: cannot touch `/mchammer': Permission denied
[11:56] <Workdug> akn?
[11:56] <jmx> .link http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=5fdb8a80-b87d-4970
[11:56] <poopy> jmx - http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=5fdb8a80-b87d-49
[11:56] <jmx> k
[11:57] <Rjx_> if its not a dupe, possibly approve
[11:57] <Workdug> <Sanguini> My neighbor just called
[11:57] <Workdug> <Sanguini> He's stoned off his ass
[11:57] <Workdug> <Sanguini> He just asked me how they get the filling inside a jelly b
[11:57] <Workdug> akn?
[11:57] <metric> :(
[11:58] <dekkon> kill
[11:58] <Wabbit98> n?
[11:58] <Rjx_> kill
[11:58] <jmx> k
[11:58] <metric> kill
[11:58] <Wabbit98> kill
[11:58] <GerbilWrk> kill
[11:58] <Rjx_> kill
[11:58] <Workdug> Xeno: So I bought a 8lbs watermelon... Cut it in half and had half of it th
[11:58] <Workdug> Xeno: ...well I forgot and now I'm in the same pain.
[11:58] <Workdug> approving
[11:59] <Workdug> <fr_gment> Gee, they're a lot of nice TLDs... .cx, .ga, .ie, etc...
[11:59] <Workdug> <fr_gment> inauspicio.us
[11:59] <Workdug> <autrereine> .um is a great one : )
[11:59] <Workdug> <autrereine> deliri.um
[11:59] <Workdug> <autrereine> ultimat.um
[11:59] <Workdug> <autrereine> colloqui.um
[11:59] <Workdug> <randomguy12> .um what do those words mean?
[11:59] <Workdug> killing
[11:59] <Rjx_> i don't get the watermelon one
[12:00] <Workdug> he ate the other half
[12:00] <Workdug> Tael: "two days later my exfiance was all "I know, we can go somewhere you
[12:00] <Workdug> Tael: "I got the DIRTIEST look in the world from her"
[12:01] <jmx> .link http://suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-dog25.html Dog in search of pizza
[12:01] <poopy> jmx - http://suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-dog25.html - Dog in search of p
[12:04] * jestuh changes topic to 'www.geekissues.org | http://qdb.us/ | www.spam.com'
[12:05] <jmx> yo jestuh
[12:06] <jestuh> sup
[12:07] <jmx> nearly done school for the year now, one final left
[12:09] <jestuh> ko0
[12:09] <jmx> .link http://www.wsbtv.com/family/8962978/detail.html Double parking is a relig
[12:09] <poopy> jmx - http://www.wsbtv.com/family/8962978/detail.html - Double parking is a r
[12:16] <jmx> nothing says a wedding like a good stabbing http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060424
[12:16] <Wabbit98> Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children out on DVD now
[12:20] <Workdug> http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=184021&cid=15198088
[12:21] <michael`> adding people as friends on facebook is so debasing
[12:21] <FlaVouR> debaser!
[12:21] <FlaVouR> I wanna be a debaser
[12:21] <FlaVouR> I like that word
[12:23] <qoa> http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2499 Bananas are proof god exists.
[12:24] <terminal> w kcgc
[12:24] <cadaver> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 3:
[12:24] <FlaVouR> w2
[12:24] <poopy> FlaVouR temp 55F/13C; wind NW 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:27AMSAS
[12:24] <terminal> w 34465
[12:24] <cadaver> Weather for Beverly Hills, Florida (34465) Conditions & - Updated at 2:
[12:26] <jmx> http://badgerherald.com/news/2006/04/20/lechner_aims_to_grad.php
[12:26] <jmx> heh
[12:30] <michael`> His proud accomplishments include a string of about seven years without a
[12:30] <michael`> haha
[12:31] <michael`> The tax doubles full-time tuition for UW System students who exceed 165 cr
[12:31] <michael`> Since Lechner boasts approximately 250 college credits, what many have dub
[12:31] <michael`> haha
[12:31] <michael`> the slacker tax
[12:31] <jmx> .link http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/24/dmca_revision_propos.html DMCA revis
[12:31] <poopy> jmx - http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/24/dmca_revision_propos.html - DMCA r
[12:32] <michael`> haha, damn
[12:32] <michael`> started college in 1994
[12:32] <michael`> that's insane
[12:32] <Wabbit98> guess he loved the college life
[12:33] <jmx> must have
[12:34] <michael`> âI started college in 1994, and it was before the Internet,â he said.
[12:36] <metric> heh, obviously not english
[12:37] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:39] <michael`> http://www.lancastervalues.com/index.html
[12:39] <michael`> i pray this woman loses
[12:41] <jestuh> i hope she dies in a car "accident"
[12:42] <Wabbit98> Require legislators to abstain from voting on any legislation that could b
[12:42] <FlaVouR> surely a stable / crime free /rich area benifits them personally and has im
[12:43] <michael`> haha, yeah
[12:43] <maru> I think that usually means directly benifiting them, not indirectly
[12:43] <FlaVouR> stupidly worded legislation
[12:43] <michael`> and of course she wants
[12:43] <michael`> to totally ban abortion
[12:43] <FlaVouR> maru sure but it can be interpreted
[12:43] <maru> hell
[12:43] <FlaVouR> and that creates loopholes
[12:44] <maru> ALL legislation should be of a benifit to society
[12:44] <michael`> In the state legislature, achieving majorities through the time honored ba
[12:44] <maru> in theory
[12:44] <Wabbit98> that does not surprise me michael`
[12:44] <michael`> sounds like a bitch
[12:44] <maru> sounds like a poor attempt at populism
[12:44] <michael`> It seems like "harmony" and "cooperation" have become the two signature vi
[12:44] <michael`> nah, i think she's trying to say "we need to fight the liberals"
[12:45] <Wabbit98> it does not surprise me they attend church
[12:45] <michael`> i find her candidacy deeply disturbing
[12:45] <FlaVouR> the church
[12:45] <michael`> shell probably win, too, unfortunately
[12:45] <Wabbit98> who is running against her?
[12:45] <michael`> her democratic opponent is a 25-year-old iraq war veteran
[12:45] <michael`> who got his hand blown off
[12:46] <michael`> and his ear too
[12:46] <Wabbit98> why wouldn't he win then
[12:46] <michael`> www.jasonleiseyforstatesenate.com/
[12:46] <Wabbit98> she is aginst the death tax
[12:46] <michael`> this area is too republican
[12:46] <FlaVouR> death tax?
[12:46] <FlaVouR> you PAY to die?
[12:46] <michael`> its the most republican county in this state
[12:46] <Tark-Work> god damn fucking word and its temp file bukkake, and god damn outlook and
[12:46] <Wabbit98> oh
[12:47] <FlaVouR> Tark-Work thunderbird is your friend
[12:47] <Tark-Work> I can't use anything else
[12:47] <michael`> should jason win? yeah, he's a great guy
[12:47] <Tark-Work> everything's standardized.
[12:47] <Wabbit98> to bad the Democratic candidate is not in another district
[12:47] <michael`> and i think he'd be a fine senator
[12:47] <michael`> will he lose? almost certainly
[12:48] <Wabbit98> when is the date of the election?
[12:48] <michael`> november 7
[12:49] <Wabbit98> still a ways away
[12:49] <michael`> unless he goes door-knocking fiendishly
[12:49] <michael`> he'll lose
[12:53] <FlaVouR> cos he's a loser
[12:53] <FlaVouR> baby
[12:53] <FlaVouR> so why dont you kill him
[12:54] <Stereo`> holy crap
[12:54] <Stereo`> did i just hear Bush promote gas-efficient vehicles
[12:55] <FlaVouR> itsa Robobush
[12:55] <FlaVouR> the more intelligent cybernetic one
[12:55] <Wabbit98> interesting
[12:56] <maru> know what's interesting? this. http://www.loremo.com/index_en.php
[12:56] <maru> sporty looking car that gets 152mpg on regular gas
[12:56] <dekkon> loremo
[12:56] <FlaVouR> its a sad car?
[12:57] <maru> the gt can max out at 225 km/h
[12:58] <maru> it's about half the weight of a normal car, super fuel efficent, and cheap
[12:58] <maru> 10,000 euros for the standard, 14000 for the gt
[12:58] <jeek> Stereo: He was getting bashed even harder in the polls.
[12:58] <FlaVouR> and if you crash it?
[12:58] <Wabbit98> doesn't sound like it can survive in a crash very well
[12:58] <qoa> Phillips Electronics attempted to buy out all of the advertising space before m
[12:59] <qoa> That's classy imho.
[12:59] <maru> built safer than most heavier cars
[12:59] <Wabbit98> I hate ads at the movies
[12:59] <maru> it's weird, you get in by raising the front, and stepping in like a tub
[12:59] <maru> but that also seals the sides which are usually deathtraps
[12:59] <hermes> i LIKE the commercials before movies
[13:00] <qoa> In a way I do too. It allows me to always be late and/or take a piss first.
[13:00] <qoa> Please note: Trailers, not ads.
[13:00] <FlaVouR> yeah you have that 15 minute window
[13:00] <Rjx> are there any decent pick-up-and-play games that aren't gigantic in size
[13:00] <hermes> it also allows all those annoying fucks to slowly shut thehell up
[13:00] <jmx> trailers befor emovies are good
[13:00] <Rjx> that have come out in the last 2 years
[13:00] <FlaVouR> pickup and play?
[13:00] <jmx> get a chnce to see whats coming up
[13:00] <Wabbit98> I like the trailers
[13:01] <Wabbit98> not the car ads
[13:01] <jmx> ads are shit
[13:01] <qoa> Or the GE ads.
[13:01] <FlaVouR> why they called trailers if the lead?
[13:01] <qoa> Or the Army ads.
[13:01] <jmx> but you can avoid them by just not showing up to early
[13:01] <qoa> Because they used to come on at the end instead of the start.
[13:01] <dekkon> .link http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190067,00.html badass portrai
[13:01] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006190067,00.html - badass por
[13:01] <qoa> jmx: That's a gamble too though. Sometimes you get a shit seat.
[13:02] <Wabbit98> or it sells out
[13:02] <qoa> Or do like I do, and go see movies at 2 in the afternoon when it's empty.
[13:02] <jmx> thats why i like to go to movies that have been out for a while
[13:03] <jmx> then you can show up 2 minutes before the start without having to worry
[13:04] <Workdug> i did that for the hills have eyes
[13:04] <Workdug> i showed up 20 minutes after the official start time
[13:04] <Workdug> and the movie sucked
[13:05] <FlaVouR> the movie sucked?
[13:06] <jmx> good thing you missed 20 minutes of it then
[13:06] <Wabbit98> or not go at all and miss all of it
[13:06] <jmx> that
[13:07] <jmx> that'd have been 20 more minutes of starbucks time that you'd never get back
[13:07] <jestuh> oh hey guys, did you know the first 15 minutes of the hill have eyes is the
[13:08] <csqrl> i hate slashdot comments that go like
[13:08] <csqrl> <attempt to be witty> but seriously, <insipid reply>
[13:08] <csqrl> but seriously folks,
[13:08] <csqrl> but more seriously,
[13:08] <csqrl> just shut the fuck up
[13:09] <Workdug> haha yeah josh
[13:09] <Workdug> i generally hate formulaic slashdot comments
[13:09] <Workdug> jester i hate you ;[
[13:09] <Workdug> jmx: well i was planning to be 10 minutes late to miss the trailers
[13:10] <Workdug> and then i spent like 5 minutes asking this woman at starbucks to come alon
[13:10] <jestuh> lol
[13:10] <jestuh> ;[
[13:10] <jmx> i generally just dont read comments on sites
[13:10] <csqrl> billions.... ...what's it made of, gold? but seriously, <boring attempt a
[13:11] <jmx> you had it planned but failed in the execution of said plans then?
[13:11] <csqrl> why do people bother replying to dvorak articles
[13:11] <Rjx_> why do ppl keep releasing new programming languages doesn't thist just make it
[13:11] <csqrl> more importantly, why does slashdot keep fucking posting them
[13:11] <dekkon> .link http://www.antiqueweekend.com/x/main.htm v8 hemi powered air raid sire
[13:11] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.antiqueweekend.com/x/main.htm - v8 hemi powered air raid
[13:11] <Rjx_> my favourite digg comment ever
[13:12] <Workdug> every slashdot comment is full of wisdom, and slashdot is the most insightf
[13:12] <michael`> .url slashdot
[13:12] <Tubbee> http://slashdot.org/
[13:12] <Rjx_> dvorak wrote one article that i agree with, and ever since then he's pretty mu
[13:12] <jestuh> sounds like a politician
[13:12] <jestuh> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[13:12] <Zemyla> You agreed with one of his articles?
[13:13] <Rjx_> url john c dvorak creative commons license
[13:13] <cadaver> - "john c dvorak creative commons license": http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0
[13:14] <Rjx_> he has made some pretty ridiculous claims in the past few months however
[13:14] <Rjx_> including his belief that apple are going to switch to using windows on their
[13:14] <jestuh> obviously
[13:14] <jestuh> especially after the reports that windows runs better than osx on apple hard
[13:15] <kitchen> john c dvorak is right though, M$ should get the fuck out of the browser ma
[13:15] <Rjx_> i don't see how that's unusual jestuh
[13:15] <Rjx_> windows running better on x86 hardware than OSX
[13:15] <jestuh> cause windows is amazing?
[13:16] <Rjx_> for games at least
[13:16] <var> ive always liked dvorak when he was on tech tv way back and such but i havent r
[13:16] <csqrl> Breaking news update
[13:16] <csqrl> This just in ... Dvorak just took a massive dump. Reporters from various new
[13:16] <csqrl> Seriously, of course MS never expected to make money on a product they give a
[13:17] <csqrl> the 'witty-seriously-insipid' formula is used about three times per page of c
[13:17] <jestuh> i only read modded-5 comments which filters most out
[13:17] <Rjx_> then you get to see
[13:17] <Rjx_> 1) hilarious happening that some company nobody likes did
[13:17] <Rjx_> 2) ???
[13:17] <Rjx_> 3) profit
[13:18] <jestuh> hell yes
[13:18] <jestuh> the golden formula
[13:18] <jestuh> it's ancient wisdom
[13:18] <michael`> But Microsoft buys the fear. It must have some of the lowest corporate sel
[13:18] <michael`> thats stupid
[13:18] <jmx> lol why myspace is a failure of humanity http://moneydick.com/wordpress/2006/04
[13:18] <michael`> monopolies need to be most afraid
[13:19] <FlaVouR> be afraind
[13:20] <michael`> john c dvorak: advocate of hubris
[13:20] <michael`> he is a flamebaiter
[13:20] <jestuh> # 9620: "Im going to kill myself"
[13:20] <jestuh> # 72,000: "Im rick James Bitch"
[13:20] <jestuh> # 3,100,000: wierd
[13:20] <jestuh> hahaha
[13:20] <jmx> I must disclose that I am a recent member, but I cant stand navigating beyond
[13:21] <jmx> This intensive research was conducted on an aging laptop with a faded LCD scree
[13:21] <Stereo`> this is on myspace?
[13:22] <FlaVouR> I'm RICK JAMES BIATCY!
[13:22] <jmx> Heres a selection of actual profile names:
[13:22] <jmx> * Lookin Like A Star Bytch Wen U See Me Make A Wish [link]
[13:22] <jmx> * dats y yo moma suck my dick
[13:22] <jmx> yes
[13:22] <Rjx_> is this surprising to you
[13:22] <jmx> Words of deep visceral meaning:
[13:22] <jmx> * "wut up": 2,310,000
[13:22] <jmx> * "alot" : 19,300,000
[13:22] <jmx> * "luv" : 25,100,000
[13:22] <jmx> * krazy: 704,000
[13:22] <jmx> * wierd: 3,180,000
[13:22] <jmx> * thier: 1,120,000
[13:22] <jmx> no
[13:22] <Rjx_> myspace is tipping the scales in the war between venereal diseases and the hum
[13:22] <Rjx_> and not in our favour
[13:23] <jmx> myspace is a great example of everything that is wrong with the internet and hu
[13:23] <Rjx_> not at all
[13:23] <Workdug> .link http://moneydick.com/wordpress/2006/04/23/science-of-myspace/ why mys
[13:23] <poopy> Workdug - http://moneydick.com/wordpress/2006/04/23/science-of-myspace/ - why
[13:23] <Rjx_> the wonderful thing about the internet is that it gives you a glimpse into the
[13:24] <Rjx_> things that you'd never discover about people in normal life come out in an an
[13:24] <Stereo`> so...
[13:24] <Stereo`> 1 in 3 myspace accounts has the word "luv" on it?
[13:24] <Stereo`> :\
[13:25] <Rjx_> it probably throws a lot of people into a state of denial
[13:25] <jmx> lol
[13:25] <Stereo`> "Single or Group Dates: CaN yOu Say MiNa-ShA-tWa?"
[13:25] <Stereo`> i believe it's spelled menage-a-trois
[13:25] <Stereo`> but that's ok
[13:25] <Rjx_> unwilling to accept that the majority of the human race is so bafflingly ignor
[13:25] <Stereo`> with a ` on the a
[13:25] <Stereo`> but i can't type that
[13:26] <jmx> Google returned 9620 results for "Im going to kill myself" on Myspace alone. I
[13:26] <jmx> they should get it over with
[13:26] <Kalamazoo> haha
[13:26] <jmx> would make the world a much better place
[13:26] <Kalamazoo> a mach 5 fanclub ?
[13:27] <Rjx_> i doubt it
[13:27] <Kalamazoo> sadly i do too
[13:27] <Rjx_> the suicides of all those people would probably affect at least one person who
[13:27] <jmx> "I hate my mom" OR "I hate my mother" OR "I hate my parents" OR "I hate my dad"
[13:27] <jmx> * On the web: 275,000. | On Myspace.com: 46,100.
[13:27] <jmx> * Myspaces parent angst level (PAL) represents 16.7% of the Global Whole.
[13:27] <Kalamazoo> weirdly true
[13:27] <Rjx_> significance to what, i don't even know anymore
[13:27] <Kalamazoo> i bet one of those people delivers pizza to someone significant
[13:28] <Stereo`> well
[13:29] <Rjx_> only of significant people get their pizza from emoteenpizzeria
[13:29] <Rjx_> *if
[13:29] <Kalamazoo> true
[13:29] <Kalamazoo> etp
[13:29] <Rjx_> etp?
[13:29] <Kalamazoo> emoteenpizzaria
[13:29] <Stereo`> apparently someone suggested that there are at most 6 degrees of separation
[13:29] <Kalamazoo> six degrees of kevin bacon too
[13:29] <Rjx_> i've heard 7
[13:29] <Rjx_> it doesn't seem too far fetched
[13:29] <Stereo`> no
[13:30] <Stereo`> there are people who kinda act as hubs
[13:30] <Stereo`> if they've moved countries
[13:30] <Kalamazoo> foreign exchange students
[13:31] <jmx> most people come into contact with a surprising number of people in their life
[13:32] <Rjx_> toaster
[13:32] <TMH_> I think with the advent of the internet it's more like 5 degrees of seperation
[13:32] <Stereo`> would you like some... toast?
[13:33] <Stereo`> i guess it depends if you include phone/internet acquaintances
[13:33] <Rjx_> one of these days i'm going to drive to pipex's head office
[13:33] <Stereo`> i've met about 50 people from India over the phone
[13:33] <Rjx_> burn the place down
[13:33] <Stereo`> trying to find someone at dell who knows the fuck is going on
[13:33] <TMH_> haha
[13:33] <Rjx_> oh fuck india
[13:33] <TMH_> the answer is: nobody does
[13:34] <Rjx_> lost cause
[13:34] <Kalamazoo> dell tech support has caused hatred of an entire country
[13:34] <Rjx_> i just find indians really irritating in general
[13:34] <Stereo`> well, it's not just dell
[13:34] <Rjx_> i'd like to move somewhere where there are none
[13:34] <Stereo`> but i mostly hang up on telemarketers
[13:34] <Rjx_> apart from me, of course
[13:34] <wind> word of the day - advent
[13:34] <Stereo`> so i don't get around to where they're from
[13:35] <Kalamazoo> for some reason google gives me 3 words of the day
[13:35] <Rjx_> trying to download a 50MB file
[13:35] <Rjx_> now on my 6th retry
[13:36] <Rjx_> tried 3 different mirrors
[13:36] <Stereo`> if you count myspace's "friends"
[13:36] <Stereo`> then it's probably like 4
[13:37] * Rjx_ is now known as Rjx
[13:37] <Rjx> fuck it, just going to play battlefield 1942 instead
[13:37] <TMH_> hey
[13:37] <TMH_> someone say my nick
[13:38] <Rjx> my nick
[13:38] <var> tmh_
[13:38] <Rjx> tHM
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> this customers computer has ____ viruses
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> someone take a guess
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> closet guess wins a cookie
[13:38] <technoid_> 205
[13:38] <Rjx> 384
[13:38] <var> 17
[13:38] <Jimmothy> 2560
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> higher
[13:38] <Jimmothy> am i close?
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> ++++++++++++++
[13:38] <Rjx> awesome, windows CHKDSK doesn't support my usb keyboard
[13:39] <Rjx> so i can't skip it
[13:39] <Rjx> 5823
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> 7496 and it's still scanning
[13:39] <Rjx> are we talking viruses
[13:39] <Jimmothy> 8000
[13:39] <Rjx> or infected files
[13:39] <Jimmothy> oh
[13:39] <Sohcahtoa> Google Video would be so much cooler if you could find porn on it
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> well, infected files, but they could be all viruses!
[13:39] <Jimmothy> the internet would be so much cooler if you could find porn videos on it
[13:39] <Jimmothy> oh wait
[13:39] <jestuh> rjx wins the cookie
[13:40] <Rjx> yeah
[13:40] <Stereo`> not unique viruses then
[13:40] <Rjx> where's my cookie
[13:40] <Rjx> bitch
[13:40] <Stereo`> but some multiply themselfs a lot
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> this was mainly one, i know it had about 10 before it found the system32
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> then it skyrockets, and the screen was a blur
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> Worm/Padobot.R
[13:41] <Workdug> and that's why usb keyboards suck
[13:41] <jmx> dude into the porno or something
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> dunno
[13:42] <Sohcahtoa> TMPGEnc sucks cause it won't let me using a bitrate of 40 kbps for an MPE
[13:42] <GerbilWrk> over 300 Spyware bits between Spybot and Adaware
[13:43] <jestuh> haha 40kbps is insanely low
[13:43] <jestuh> it would be a video of video artifacts
[13:43] <jestuh> ;[
[13:43] <jmx> ive seen that before though if you happen to pick up something nasty you can ac
[13:43] <Stereo`> on my old computer i got a virus that infected every .exe i ran
[13:43] <Stereo`> so.. quite a few instances by the time i found it
[13:44] <Sohcahtoa> jestuh: I know
[13:44] <Stereo`> it didn't really do much except spread itself so i didn't notice it
[13:44] <Workdug> this sandwich is craptastic
[13:44] <Sohcahtoa> jestuh: But I need to compress a 50 second long video into MPEG1. :-(
[13:44] <jestuh> that's what you get for denying my mp3 and going to lunch!
[13:44] <Stereo`> make it like 120x90
[13:45] <Sohcahtoa> TMPGEnc is letting me specify this low bitrate, but its still not encodin
[13:45] <wind> are chucks comfortable shoes?
[13:45] <jestuh> you're a comfortable shoe
[13:45] <Workdug> try them on
[13:45] <Workdug> where is the mp3 jester
[13:45] <Stereo`> i'm gonna encode a 640x480 video at 40kbps and see how it turns out now
[13:45] <Stereo`> brb
[13:45] <wind> i want to slip in jestuh's comfortable shoe
[13:46] <jestuh> you need me to host it somewhere right?
[13:46] <Workdug> yes
[13:46] <jestuh> kk hold up
[13:46] <Workdug> wind wants to wear jester like a comfortable shoe
[13:46] <Workdug> YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T HOSTED IT SOMEWHERE ALREADY?
[13:46] <Workdug> YOU ARE MAKING ME WAIT?
[13:47] <Sohcahtoa> 640x480 @ 40 kbps could look fine if nothing moves
[13:47] <Stereo`> or not
[13:47] <wind> jestuh is my cock puppet
[13:47] <Stereo`> it seems virtualdub still is not happy with divx
[13:47] <jestuh> 2.5 min left
[13:47] <jestuh> ;[
[13:47] <Workdug> omg
[13:48] <Workdug> you're fired
[13:48] <Workdug> goodbye
[13:48] <Zemyla> Hah. Linear programming is so much fun. :D
[13:48] <jestuh> you wish you could leave
[13:48] <jestuh> fucking addict
[13:48] <Sohcahtoa> Stereo`: I don't have a problem with DivX in VirtualDub. I *DO* have a p
[13:48] <mef> I wish I could quit you, jestuh
[13:48] <jestuh> aww <3
[13:49] <jestuh> 1 min
[13:49] <Workdug> it's too late. pack your things.
[13:49] <jestuh> !rules
[13:49] <wind> http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=131697345&size=l holy crap
[13:50] <Sohcahtoa> Long exposures FTW
[13:50] <Rjx> gah
[13:50] <Rjx> i still don't understand why people in the "scene" add such obnoxious MIDI musi
[13:50] <mef> those are chip tunes and they're not midi they're mods !!
[13:50] <jestuh> they keep it real
[13:51] <Stereo`> hm
[13:51] <Stereo`> i can't get xvid to compress at under ~60KB/s
[13:51] <Thuryn> wind, "and I will lay my vengeance upon thee!"
[13:51] <mef> I sure am getting tired of all these star wars
[13:51] <Rjx> chip tunes?
[13:51] <mef> yea !!!!
[13:52] <mef> google dot com you troglodyte !!
[13:52] <jmx> they are annoying is what they are
[13:52] <wind> rock them socks off
[13:53] <jmx> A federal court in Massachusetts ruled Monday against 12 gay and lesbian vetera
[13:53] <jmx> because its been working so good so far
[13:53] <c_lex> !list
[13:53] <Zemyla> "We need all the people we can get, but not if they're gay."
[13:53] <wind> dr juan
[13:53] <Rjx> there is a semi-good reason
[13:53] <wind> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/88788_juan_dekkon_at_large.gif
[13:53] <Zemyla> That's how I'm going to get out of any draft.
[13:54] <FlaVouR> they should have a crack platoon of homosexuals .. drop them behind enemy l
[13:54] <Stereo`> gay crack addicts?
[13:54] <FlaVouR> no
[13:54] <FlaVouR> eedjut
[13:55] <Workdug> haha i kind of like that music rjx
[13:55] <Rjx> being that just as mixed-gender relationships in an army environment would be a
[13:55] <Workdug> it adds flavor and personality
[13:55] <jmx> FlaVouR: a remodling of the enemy landscape?
[13:55] <Rjx> so would same-sex relationships
[13:55] <FlaVouR> jmx yep :"
[13:55] <Stereo`> the greeks had a gay division of their army
[13:55] <Rjx> as long as the homosexual recruits aren't openly engaging in sex with other rec
[13:55] <FlaVouR> they still do
[13:55] * Workdug changes topic to 'digdug needs crack/serial/keygen for slickedit 10.0.0.3. reward
[13:55] <jestuh> MSG PEN
[13:55] <Rjx> there's no problem
[13:55] <Rjx> hence the "don't ask, don't tell"
[13:55] <Zemyla> What is slickedit?
[13:55] <jestuh> pen: how about you reward the company with your money to purchase it
[13:56] <jestuh> you fucking criminal
[13:56] <jmx> lol
[13:56] <Workdug> great idea, jester
[13:56] <jestuh> also i don't like that request in the topic ;[
[13:56] <jestuh> i removed it last night
[13:56] <jestuh> ;[
[13:56] <Workdug> i just realized i have an extra $700 laying around in my bank account i cou
[13:56] <Workdug> ;[
[13:56] <mef> Workdug, the description on the website looks nifty
[13:56] * Workdug changes topic to '<3 jester'
[13:56] <FlaVouR> Workdug give it to me
[13:56] <Workdug> mef: it is hands down the best editor i've ever used
[13:56] <mef> Ima try it and maybe finally switch from ultraedit :oooo
[13:57] <FlaVouR> I'll see that starving ethernopians get it
[13:57] <Workdug> but it's fucking expensive
[13:57] <mef> toss me da keygen if ya gots it
[13:57] <Workdug> don't have it yet
[13:57] <Workdug> i have one for 9.x on my now dead laptop
[13:57] <jmx> you gotta pay for quality, cuz the dirty motherfuckers like you always rip it o
[13:58] <Workdug> i'd easily pay $100 for it
[13:58] <Workdug> but not $700
[13:58] <Workdug> because i don't make money using it
[13:58] <FlaVouR> software / music / sex <-- 3 things that should be free for the asking
[13:58] <jmx> fair enough
[13:58] <jestuh> SlickEdit v11 for Windows - NO MEDIA
[13:58] <jestuh> Electronic delivery of your SlickEdit product (media NOT included).
[13:58] <jestuh>
[13:58] <jestuh> $284.00
[13:58] <jmx> not like i've never done it
[13:59] <jmx> $284 is still expensive
[13:59] <jestuh> indeed
[13:59] <Stereo`> yeah
[13:59] <Workdug> on, it's $300
[13:59] <Workdug> not bad, i was thinking photoshop
[13:59] <Stereo`> can you find licenses on ebay?
[13:59] <Workdug> hmmmm
[13:59] <Workdug> for $300, i may get it
[13:59] <dekkon> digdug pay attention to top secret chan
[13:59] <Workdug> let me check
[14:00] <Sohcahtoa> FOr $284 they better be frickin' sending me some media!
[14:00] <Workdug> no licenses on ebay
[14:00] <FlaVouR> god I feel left out
[14:00] <jestuh> $15 more for media
[14:00] <FlaVouR> whats the top secret channel!!
[14:00] <Zemyla> For $284, they better be sending it to me on a solid gold platter.
[14:00] <jmx> lol
[14:00] <Sohcahtoa> FlaVouR: #bearcave
[14:01] <FlaVouR> well its not secret anymore is it?
[14:01] <swight> I don't know the top secret channel, so :P
[14:01] <FlaVouR> swight! you manwhore
[14:01] <FlaVouR> who you been feeling up in PRVT to get ops?
[14:01] <jestuh> I KNOW I KNOW
[14:01] <swight> oh jessie <giggle>
[14:02] <Workdug> hahahaha jessie
[14:02] <FlaVouR> heh
[14:02] * FlaVouR sits close to jestuh
[14:02] <jmx> im erasing the giggle from my mind
[14:02] <swight> heheh
[14:02] <Workdug> [17:02] <swight> oh jessie <giggle>
[14:02] <Workdug> jmx:
[14:03] <jmx> heh
[14:03] * FlaVouR puts on his Sadhat
[14:04] <jestuh> <3
[14:04] <FlaVouR> :D
[14:04] <FlaVouR> 11 PM
[14:04] <FlaVouR> bed time
[14:05] <jmx> What should have been a fun night of shopping turned into an unforgettable nigh
[14:05] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/mothersueswalmartafteremployeemolestedher10yearoldda
[14:05] <terminal> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/mrsnotface/whatishl2.gif
[14:05] <terminal> haha
[14:06] <jmx> On a security surveillance tape, Randall is seen approaching and briefly touchi
[14:06] <FlaVouR> if you are a registered sex offender do you get a cool ID card and discount
[14:06] <jmx> thats hard core
[14:06] <jmx> The registered sex offender later pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and perfo
[14:06] <jmx> haha
[14:07] <FlaVouR> KAAARRRMMAAA
[14:07] <jonathans> is there a /usr/bin/more for binary files
[14:07] <Kalamazoo> heres a disturbing story for you
[14:09] <Kalamazoo> a friend of mine's sister works in a battered women's shelter, and came h
[14:09] <Rjx> how did i never know there's a drug called Propranolol
[14:09] <jonathans> i dunno, i knew
[14:09] <FlaVouR> sounds like gas to me
[14:10] <Rjx> i'm doubting there'd be a Propranorofl though
[14:10] <Rjx> that would be too lucky
[14:10] <FlaVouR> I sell propanolol and propanolol accessories
[14:10] <Stereo`> Profanolol
[14:10] <Kalamazoo> propanololercaust
[14:10] <dekkon> rjx: beta blocker
[14:10] <FlaVouR> FUCK YOU LOL
[14:10] <Rjx> aye
[14:11] <Rjx> someone asked me about it today
[14:11] <Rjx> i don't know much about that class of meds
[14:11] <dekkon> i just remember it because of the -olol ending
[14:11] <FlaVouR> for heart attack victims no?
[14:11] <dekkon> eah
[14:11] <dekkon> well, kinda
[14:11] <dekkon> url beta blocker drugs
[14:11] <cadaver> - "beta blocker drugs": http://www.tmc.edu/thi/betameds.html
[14:23] <sxh> dude
[14:23] <sxh> my mom is actually on propranolol
[14:23] <sxh> it's a small yellow pill
[14:23] <sxh> for blood pressure
[14:26] <beasty> sxh: i take a tiny white one for that
[14:26] <dekkon> atenolol
[14:26] <Kalamazoo> again with the lol name
[14:26] <Kalamazoo> tylenolol
[14:27] <dekkon> except tylenol is brand name
[14:27] <Kalamazoo> true
[14:27] <dekkon> and the olol is only found on generic beta blocker drugs
[14:27] <Kalamazoo> i see
[14:27] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[14:29] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:29] <D1-> speaking of evil
[14:29] <D1-> I have an appointment with my doc today.
[14:30] <Kalamazoo> for what
[14:30] <D1-> my mental hizelth
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> i hope that goes well
[14:31] <dekkon> tell him you need more drugs
[14:31] <dekkon> and if he doesnt give them
[14:31] <Kalamazoo> i used to have a psychologist, and the main thing i remember about it was
[14:32] <D1-> I hope I can get some shit to sleep. ;[
[14:32] <dekkon> ask about ambien
[14:32] <dekkon> did wonders for me
[14:32] <D1-> ehhh
[14:32] <D1-> I was thinking about a benzo
[14:32] <D1-> ambien might be too hardcore for me.
[14:32] <dekkon> its actually not hardcore at all
[14:32] <dekkon> if you take it and then directly go to bed
[14:32] <dekkon> and not stay up
[14:32] <dekkon> you wont even feel any of the effects
[14:33] <D1-> I just caught this random case of insomnia, which I rarely do.
[14:33] <D1-> we'll see what she says.
[14:33] <Rjx> how much exercise are you getting
[14:33] <csqrl> hahah
[14:33] <csqrl> tim
[14:33] <Rjx> try to walk at least 5 miles a day, you'll sleep much better
[14:34] <D1-> I do 45 mins of light cardio four times a week plus beginning swimming class.
[14:34] <D1-> so its moderate
[14:34] <csqrl> wolfmother has an itunes free single of the week
[14:34] <Rjx> also, have you tried melatonin before
[14:34] <Rjx> while it'd be preferable to sleep without any aid, that's probably worth a try
[14:35] <D1-> I have not, is it over the counter?
[14:35] <Rjx> i think it is in the US
[14:35] <D1-> yeah, for sure,
[14:35] <Rjx> it isn't over here in the UK
[14:35] <Rjx> do a google search on it, worth reading up on
[14:35] <D1-> ok, thanks.
[14:35] <Rjx> np
[14:36] <D1-> time to go.
[14:36] <D1-> back in an hour
[14:36] <Rjx> latuh
[14:36] <Rjx> when i run this EXE file in windows, nothing happens
[14:36] <Rjx> how can i find out why
[14:37] <Rjx> or what it's actually doing
[14:37] <jayme> its a virus
[14:37] <jayme> sry
[14:37] <Rjx> it's battlefield 1942, same version i've had installed for a year
[14:38] <mef> mount your miniiso
[14:40] <var> you'd think d1derful livin out by the ocean and whatnot that you'd be somewhere
[14:41] <timmo> [15:34] [csqrl] tim
[14:41] <timmo> ?
[14:41] <timmo> ah nm
[14:43] <Workdug> so ...
[14:43] <Workdug> i forgot my master password in firefox
[14:43] <Workdug> that have been using for months
[14:43] <jonathans> owned
[14:43] <Workdug> and just used earlier today
[14:45] <var> thats how they get ya
[14:45] <Workdug> how the fuck
[14:45] <Workdug> i remember the general idea
[14:45] <jmx> A 53-year-old German woman who was driving her dead mother across country to sa
[14:45] <jmx> "You're not allowed to transport dead people in your private car," said Ralf Sc
[14:45] <csqrl> best part of having my own room with no carpet and shit
[14:45] <csqrl> smoking indoors
[14:45] <jmx> what a bullshit law
[14:45] <var> haha word jdaug
[14:45] <csqrl> straight tile
[14:45] <csqrl> rocks
[14:46] <Workdug> well, the room will still smell like ass
[14:46] <csqrl> no bed, no curtains
[14:46] <Workdug> but i agree, * > carpet
[14:46] <csqrl> it goes away quickly
[14:46] <csqrl> there's no carpet in this entire house
[14:46] <jestuh> tip-off from a mortuary
[14:46] <jestuh> they ratted her out for not paying their insane fees
[14:46] <dekkon> ;[
[14:46] <jmx> no shit
[14:46] <jmx> fucking mortuary
[14:47] <csqrl> my pops fedexed his mom's brain
[14:47] <jmx> not like she'd killed her and was on the way to toss the body in the river or a
[14:48] <csqrl> to some university doing alzheimers research
[14:48] <csqrl> it was the source of many giggles
[14:49] <jmx> lol
[14:49] <jmx> that would be an interesting package to receive
[14:50] <Tarkaan> speaking of packages
[14:50] <Tarkaan> if I do this one package tonight, off the clock.. I can go into work tomor
[14:52] <Tarkaan> ah
[14:52] <Tarkaan> csqrl, I got a Hunter .3 micron hepa.. about $200.. best $200 I ever spen
[14:52] <Workdug> or you could go home on time tonight
[14:52] <Tarkaan> I am home
[14:53] <Workdug> fuck you
[14:53] <Workdug> i'm at work and i can't even remember my password
[14:53] <Tarkaan> :(
[14:53] <Tarkaan> I had to samhack my own box once
[14:54] <jestuh> looks like you'll have to format ;x
[14:54] <jmx> its all this goddamn having to have hard to crack password shit that does it
[14:54] <Workdug> i could probably crack it in a few hours
[14:55] <Workdug> i remember the length and charset
[14:55] <jestuh> rofl
[14:55] <jmx> whats sad is the pw to my bank account is easier to crack then my email ;[
[14:55] <jestuh> what bank do you use?
[14:55] <jestuh> ;x
[14:55] <jmx> lol
[14:56] <jmx> ive been meaning to phone them and get them to allow more characters for the pw
[14:56] <jmx> numbers only is bullshit
[14:56] <jestuh> hahaha i <3 those
[14:57] <jestuh> that's how i bought all my cars
[14:57] <jestuh> i mean...
[14:57] <jmx> lol
[14:57] <Tarkaan> loooooooooool
[14:58] <jmx> you'd think that it being access to my bank account they might make it more sec
[14:58] <jmx> but apparently not
[14:59] <Tarkaan> depends upon what you can do once you're there
[14:59] <Workdug> this thing says it should take 11 hours
[15:00] <Rjx> how can it possibly know how long it'll take
[15:00] <Rjx> or is that the worst case scenario
[15:00] <jmx> transfer to other accounts, pay bills, pretty much empty the account out i susp
[15:01] <jestuh> rofl pen already unleashed a cracker on it?
[15:01] <Workdug> yes
[15:02] <jmx> you'll show that fucker who's boss eh
[15:03] <Workdug> i just trimmed the charset and it should be done within the next hour
[15:03] <Workdug> provided the cpu doesn't melt
[15:03] <jmx> lol
[15:03] <jestuh> haha so your pw is just certain keys bashed a certain number of times?
[15:04] <jmx> you dont even have a vague idea what it is?
[15:04] <jmx> usually if i forget a pw i remember enough of it to guess it
[15:04] <Workdug> i don't even have a vague idea of what it is
[15:04] <Workdug> i just remember that it's 7-8 chars
[15:04] <Workdug> and is alphanumeric
[15:04] <Workdug> and i know a handful of characters it definitely does not have
[15:04] <jmx> 1337 helps to make snazzy but memorable pws, shit is good for something after a
[15:05] <Rjx> are you sure it's not 'password'
[15:06] <Tarkaan> p455w0rd
[15:06] <Tarkaan> heh
[15:06] <technoid_> or gu3ssm3
[15:06] <Workdug> it's not easily guessable
[15:06] <Workdug> and it's not 1337
[15:06] <Workdug> jmx: most modern password crackers have modes that account for 1337
[15:06] <Rjx> i remember mindfucking a lot of friends in highschool
[15:06] <Rjx> by breaking into their hotmail accounts using their secret question
[15:06] <Rjx> because most of them had really stupid secret questions
[15:06] <Rjx> like "the password is jack!!!"
[15:07] <Rjx> "wat is my surname"
[15:07] <sxh> anal sex
[15:07] <jestuh> -=oB
[15:07] <sxh> it's what you need
[15:07] <Rjx> was all fun and games till one guy brought in a knife and threatened to stab me
[15:07] <Rjx> snow
[15:08] <sxh> it's so great that come friday i will be done with this semester
[15:08] <Rjx> maybe you should consider investing in an anal fleshlight
[15:08] <sxh> what i'm going to do
[15:08] <sxh> is start biking and exercising
[15:08] <sxh> eating healthy
[15:08] <timmo> http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/6546/pict00324no.jpg
[15:08] <timmo> OMG THE DRUGS
[15:09] <Workdug> fuck, i guess a bunch of my brain cells suddenly died
[15:09] <Rjx> someone showed me a really "dramatic" photo of a squirrel made to look like it'
[15:09] <sxh> then troll the fuck out of facebook and byspace
[15:09] <Workdug> i wonder what else i will never remember
[15:09] <Rjx> there were a bunch of pills strewn out
[15:09] <sxh> for bitches
[15:09] <sxh> myspace*
[15:09] <jmx> workdug: dont figure it matters much for most things, only pw that id think nee
[15:09] <timmo> at work last night
[15:09] <timmo> i brought in the mars volta
[15:09] <Rjx> the strange thing was
[15:10] <sxh> and see how many of them would be willing to crack open their anus so i can pee
[15:10] <Rjx> the pills were quite clearly viagra
[15:10] <jmx> and its the easiest one i have because the fuckers only allow numbers
[15:10] <timmo> and this faggot i work with was like
[15:10] <timmo> LOL
[15:10] <timmo> THIS IS WHY I DONT DO DRUGS
[15:10] <timmo> LOLZ
[15:10] <Rjx> sxh: i'm willing to say about 80-90%
[15:10] <timmo> i verbally punched his face
[15:10] <Workdug> with your tongue?
[15:10] <timmo> with my calling his wife and him names
[15:10] <Symmetria> people pee in other peoples asses?
[15:10] <Symmetria> wtf :p
[15:10] <jestuh> PEN LISTEN TO THE SONG YET?@#%?@#$%?@#$%?@#$?%#@$%
[15:10] <timmo> also i hate this guy enough
[15:10] <timmo> that i started a running joke at work
[15:10] <timmo> inste
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