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Session Start: Mon Apr 24 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:05] <Peaceduck> so wait
[00:05] <Peaceduck> i guess it's rupture that is down and not me
[00:05] <Peaceduck> wheee
[00:06] <hypr> Peaceduck!
[00:07] <Peaceduck> supz
[00:07] <hypr> :D
[00:07] <hypr> thanks for the call.. that was leet
[00:08] <jestuh> fag alert
[00:08] <Peaceduck> haw
[00:08] <Peaceduck> happy birthday mang
[00:08] <geck> lol
[00:08] <Peaceduck> jester: i told you, i don't want to be with you anymore
[00:08] <Peaceduck> it's over.
[00:08] <Peaceduck> your stuff is in that box by the door.
[00:08] <hypr> Peaceduck: i saw some gay dudes holding hands in new hope.. and dave then said
[00:09] <Peaceduck> haw, i would imagine that there is a high concentration of gay people due
[00:09] <hypr> even the book store reminded me of an antique shop
[00:09] <Peaceduck> alright, going to try to go back to sleepyland
[00:09] <hypr> such a fn mess
[00:09] <Peaceduck> haw
[00:10] <jestuh> THAT BOX IS ALL PRESENTS I GAVE TO YOU
[00:13] <c-rOCK> Did GM offer pay for kudos?
[00:13] <c-rOCK> Former Labor Secretary Reich criticizes offer from automaker's PR firm; GM d
[00:13] <michael`> hahah
[00:14] <c-rOCK> Former U.S. Labor Secretary Robert Reich said in a radio commentary Wednesda
[00:14] <michael`> their mistake was thinking robert reich would be willing to do that
[00:14] <michael`> he is super liberal
[00:14] <geck> haha
[00:45] <dmc3> !l shokujin
[00:45] <dmc3> oops, wrong chan
[00:49] <jestuh> yes it was
[00:50] <ScumFrog> w2
[00:50] <poopy> ScumFrog more then one result
[00:50] <jestuh> w2
[00:50] <poopy> jestuh temp 61F/16C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6:09AM;
[00:50] <ScumFrog> w Manchester, UK
[00:50] <jestuh> try .w
[00:51] <ScumFrog> .w Manchester, UK
[00:51] <Tubbee> I could not find 'Manchester, UK'.
[00:51] <ScumFrog> bah, did the other day :[
[00:51] <jestuh> all 3 weather bots failed you ;[
[00:51] <jestuh> try w2 with the city, uk
[00:51] <ScumFrog> w2 Manchester, UK
[00:51] <poopy> ScumFrog location not found
[00:51] <jestuh> ;[
[00:52] <ScumFrog> bah
[00:52] * ScumFrog looks out the window
[00:52] <jestuh> lol
[00:52] <ScumFrog> warm and dry
[00:52] <ScumFrog> sweet
[00:52] <jestuh> shit i need to wash clothes
[00:52] <jestuh> and crash
[00:52] <jestuh> so night
[00:52] <maru> try using the 3 letter code for your local airport
[00:52] <maru> w ywg
[00:52] <ScumFrog> w man
[00:52] <maru> w2
[00:52] <poopy> maru temp 36F/2C; wind North 18mph/30kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:18AM
[00:53] <jestuh> .w man
[00:53] <Tubbee> Man, Ivory Coast; Could not fetch the current temperature.
[00:53] <jestuh> lol ;[
[00:53] <ScumFrog> heh
[00:53] <jestuh> .w manchester, england
[00:53] <Tubbee> I could not find 'manchester, england'.
[00:53] <maru> .w london
[00:53] <Tubbee> London, Ontario (43.0°N/81.2°W, 278M); Last Updated: 3:21 AM EDT; Temperatur
[00:53] <Rjx> w london, england
[00:53] <maru> haha
[00:53] <Rjx> w2 london, england
[00:53] <poopy> Rjx temp 48F/9C; wind ENE 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 5:47AM
[00:53] <ScumFrog> w2 manchester, england
[00:53] <poopy> ScumFrog location not found
[00:53] <jestuh> soo close!
[00:53] <jestuh> ;[
[00:54] <jestuh> ok laundry/sleep me thinks
[00:54] <jestuh> brb
[00:54] <ScumFrog> ciao
[00:54] <jestuh> latuh
[00:55] <ScumFrog> Sunrise 5:47AMBST;
[00:55] <ScumFrog> wondered why I woke up early ;[
[01:11] <sxh> haha nigs
[01:11] <sxh> which nigs are awake
[01:13] <jestuh> killing 30 min for wash
[01:13] <jestuh> ;[
[01:14] <ScumFrog> hate monday mornings :/
[01:22] <SohcahWTF> btw
[01:22] * SohcahWTF is now known as Sohcahtoa
[01:22] <Sohcahtoa> Katie Holmes is fucking hot
[01:30] <Kalamazoo> she just had a baby
[01:31] <ScumFrog> with Tom Cruise
[01:31] <ScumFrog> fucking. Tom Cruise.
[01:31] <Kalamazoo> yeah sadly
[01:32] <ScumFrog> poor kid is only gonna be about 5 foot tall
[01:32] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:37] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[01:42] <Rjx> 09:23 < Sohcahtoa> Katie Holmes is fucking hot
[01:42] <Rjx> it's hard to find her attractive after the whole scientology thing
[01:45] * Rjx changes topic to 'http://www.flickr.com/photos/merlin/13374753/ this man is my hero'
[01:47] <ScumFrog> "* 216 Ways to Stay Safe: Lynda Weinman explains the web-safe palette. Aga
[01:47] <ScumFrog> heh
[02:04] <r3in> silent hill 8.1
[02:04] <r3in> wtf is up with the ending though?
[02:06] <PixieMeat> i liked it
[02:06] <r3in> explanation?
[02:06] <PixieMeat> it was a setup for a sequel however
[02:06] <r3in> the screener may of cut out
[02:06] * PixieMeat hates sequels
[02:06] <r3in> like when he walks into the town
[02:06] <r3in> err
[02:06] <r3in> when she walks into the house
[02:06] <r3in> she cant see him
[02:07] <ScumFrog> no spoilers!
[02:07] <r3in> and he didnt see her
[02:07] <r3in> eh
[02:07] <PixieMeat> yeah exactly... she drove home and she was still in the alternate dimensi
[02:07] <PixieMeat> which leads me to believe
[02:07] <PixieMeat> that she really died in the car crash sequence
[02:07] <r3in> thats what i thought
[02:07] <PixieMeat> and is now in limbo
[02:07] <PixieMeat> who knows... thats just what I got from the direction
[02:08] <r3in> somthing like that
[02:08] <r3in> like that 'nurse' when ellsa is telling her story, who sits their crying
[02:09] <r3in> rose didnt look at her, but she too was 'evil'
[02:09] <PixieMeat> yeah that chick was a trip
[02:09] <PixieMeat> would have been better if she had no face
[02:09] <r3in> mhm
[02:09] <PixieMeat> or if rose tried to turn her around and she had no front... like in Sunsh
[02:10] <r3in> 'look at me, im burning'
[02:10] <PixieMeat> haha yeah my friend woke up his room mate saying that over him tonight
[02:10] <r3in> never seen that
[02:10] <PixieMeat> we just got back from the theater?
[02:10] <PixieMeat> -?
[02:10] <PixieMeat> heh
[02:10] <PixieMeat> no way... you have to see that
[02:11] <PixieMeat> one of the best movies I've ever seen
[02:11] <r3in> im kinda occupied trying to find my ONE blank disk so i can burn the SH game
[02:11] <PixieMeat> Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind... either the or a... cant remember.
[02:11] <PixieMeat> SH?
[02:12] <r3in> ....
[02:12] <r3in> silent hill
[02:13] <PixieMeat> ah... pc or console
[02:13] <r3in> well the pc version is free
[02:13] <r3in> but the torrent died a long time ago
[02:13] <r3in> so psx
[02:13] <PixieMeat> ah
[02:13] <PixieMeat> fuck i havent played that game in forever
[02:14] <PixieMeat> i remember i stayed up with a friend for 4 days playing that game, we ren
[02:14] <PixieMeat> i was pissed
[02:15] <r3in> crap
[02:16] <r3in> i stayed up for 4 days with a friend playing both resident evils
[02:16] <r3in> iv never acually played silent hill
[02:17] <PixieMeat> i loved it
[02:17] <PixieMeat> freaked me out... think i was in like 8th grade or some shit
[02:17] <PixieMeat> heh
[02:17] <PixieMeat> still cant play fatal frame 2
[02:18] <PixieMeat> im weird like that
[02:18] <ScumFrog> shit fuck.
[02:18] <r3in> sorry, did we spoil it?
[02:19] <ScumFrog> i have 3 weeks to pass my driving test before my theory licence runs out
[02:19] <PixieMeat> HEH
[02:20] <PixieMeat> driving test?
[02:20] <ScumFrog> yes, so I can drive.legally.
[02:20] <PixieMeat> that was like 8 years ago for me... god i feel old
[02:20] <ScumFrog> I can drive and all, just need to take my test
[02:20] <ScumFrog> but i'm so god damn lazy
[02:20] <PixieMeat> driving is over rated
[02:20] <PixieMeat> ride the bus
[02:20] <PixieMeat> heh
[02:21] <ScumFrog> i get the train to work, more convienent
[02:21] <PixieMeat> :)
[02:23] <ScumFrog> but if i dont pass in 3 weeks, I have to take the theory test again. more
[02:24] <PixieMeat> hm
[02:24] * PixieMeat calcuates
[02:24] <PixieMeat> so thats like $500 USD? heh
[02:24] <PixieMeat> with the way our economy is going tits up, it sure as hell feels like it'
[02:24] <ScumFrog> hehe ;
[02:25] <PixieMeat> $3 for a gallon of shitty gas
[02:25] <PixieMeat> what has this world come to?
[02:25] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:25] <PixieMeat> id like to strangle someone at OPEC
[02:27] <ScumFrog> i'd like to strange someone.
[02:28] <PixieMeat> hm how would one go about... stranging someone
[02:30] <ScumFrog> bah
[02:32] <Rjx> pretty sure the guy at the back of this photo has the art of stranging down pat
[02:32] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bremix%5DEdward%20wanted%20to%20join
[02:33] <ScumFrog> :O
[02:34] <r3in> hey Rjx
[02:35] <Stereo``> fingers on the back of the neck, use your thumbs to push in their throat..
[02:35] <Stereo``> that's if you're in front of them obviously
[02:36] <Rjx> that's not very strange
[02:37] <PixieMeat> hm
[02:38] <PixieMeat> i cant tell whats more strange... the guy or the chicks with the wings
[02:39] <Rjx> time to clear out a bunch of junk
[02:39] <Rjx> this room is dirtier than a three dollar hooker
[02:39] <Rjx> brb
[02:40] <PixieMeat> heh
[02:40] <PixieMeat> mmm $3 hooker
[02:43] <Rjx> i have it on good authority from several counterstrike players that when it com
[02:45] <FlaVouR> cold
[03:04] * Anony-X is now known as anony[afk
[03:04] * anony[afk is now known as anon[afk]
[03:05] <anon[afk]> actually shit, im gunna be afk 3days and my laptop can't take that. Take
[03:06] <Rjx> who was that
[03:09] <Kalamazoo> no clue
[03:10] <r3in> i know that nick
[03:10] <r3in> not sure where from
[03:10] <Kalamazoo> i dont expect you all to remember me so i dont feel the need to say hi or
[03:11] <r3in> uh
[03:23] <Rjx> tell me where would we be without nasty habits
[03:25] <ExZippo> http://www.mrspeacock.com/
[03:27] <ExZippo> "A tiger was comming to drive a stock car at a charity event"
[03:27] <ExZippo> I love the NZ news.
[03:28] <Rjx> woah-oh-oh-oh GREY MATTER
[03:29] <Thero> .away
[03:29] <ExZippo> More dots!
[03:30] <ExZippo> Nelson Smoked Cuisine co-owner Craig Jones reckons his chocolate fish with
[03:30] <ExZippo> "Most people say 'Eeeeww yuk', but when they actually try it they go 'that'
[03:30] <Rjx> CTHULU SAVES.
[03:30] <ExZippo> Mr Jones came up with the idea of covering smoked salmon in dipping chocola
[03:37] <Rjx> http://www.ishkur.com/posters/religion.jpg
[03:37] <metric> CTHULU is my homeboy
[03:37] <Rjx> Things coming out on 6/6/06:
[03:37] <Rjx> 1. A remake of "The Omen"
[03:37] <Rjx> 2. "The Beast"
[03:37] <Rjx> 3. Ann Coulter's new book.
[03:38] <Rjx> Ann ups the ante once again. In Godless: The Church of Liberalism, she shows ho
[03:42] <ExZippo> Rjx: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/Predacon_Scorponok/cluclu.png
[03:42] <Rjx> haha
[03:42] <Rjx> did you ever see the cthulu jack chick parody?
[03:43] <ExZippo> yah
[03:44] <Thuryn> Rjx, Ann Coulter is the anti-Christ ;)
[03:44] <Thuryn> she's insane
[03:44] <Thuryn> i heard her speak at Mizzou once
[03:44] <Rjx> she's an insanely smart person with a talent for manipulating the stupid
[03:44] <Thuryn> O_O that chick is a whole bag of nuts
[03:44] <Rjx> haha
[03:45] <Thuryn> but yes, she's good at manipulating stupid people
[03:45] <Rjx> i'd hit it
[03:45] <Rjx> with every heavy object i could find
[03:45] <Rjx> and then a few more times
[03:45] <Rjx> just to make sure she wasn't moving
[03:45] <Thuryn> i'd bury her in my back yard
[03:45] <Thuryn> and then play that guns n roses song
[03:45] <Thuryn> just for the irony
[03:46] <Rjx> i'd be worried about nutso conservative flowers coming up in the spring
[03:46] <Thuryn> "I USDA LOVE HER! BUT I HAD TA KILL HER!"
[03:46] <Rjx> fling her into the neighbour's garden like a dead cat
[03:46] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[03:46] <ExZippo> I'd scream "KNOCK KNOCK KNOC KNOCKING ON HEAVENS DOOR" timing the word "Kno
[03:46] <Thuryn> hmmm... right over their stupid fence
[03:46] <ExZippo> golf
[03:47] <Thuryn> "AND I CAN STILL HEAR HER COMPLAAAAAAAAIN!"
[03:48] <Rjx> http://community.livejournal.com/atheism/ was the source for the ann coulter in
[03:48] <Rjx> some good reads
[03:48] <Rjx> i still don't entirely understand why most religious folks don't like their rel
[03:49] <Rjx> surely a true religion will stand up to any criticism with a valid counter-argu
[03:51] <Thuryn> Rjx, yup
[03:51] <Thuryn> and getting all pissed of is just blood in the water (so to speak)
[03:51] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[03:51] <Thuryn> *off
[03:52] <Rjx> it'd seem like being able to successfully invalidate any criticisms would actua
[03:54] <Thuryn> well, or to be *capable* of saying "i don't know" or "i'll have to look into
[03:54] <Rjx> haha agreed
[03:55] <Thuryn> the latter response only proves that you're a damned fool
[03:55] <Thuryn> heh. even the Prophet said so. ;)
[03:55] <Thuryn> "One learned man is harder on the devil than a thousand ignorant worhsippers
[03:55] <Thuryn> <3
[03:55] <Rjx> he said a lot of smart things that people often forget
[03:55] <Thuryn> yeah. ;[
[03:56] <Thuryn> "Ruined are they who insist upon hardship in religion."
[03:56] <Thuryn> i like that one
[03:56] <Thuryn> SO STOP FASTING! YOU HAVE CANCER YOU DUMB ASS!
[03:56] <PixieMeat> heh
[03:56] <Rjx> even though i wouldn't call myself a muslim as such anymore, i don't ignore the
[03:56] * Thuryn thwaps certain people around with a large trout.
[03:56] <Rjx> haha
[03:56] <Serena[T]> 0.o
[03:56] <Thuryn> then feeds it to them
[03:56] <Serena[T]> bleh
[03:56] <Thuryn> don't like trout?
[03:57] * Serena[T] keeps her mouth shut
[03:57] <Thuryn> :O
[03:57] * Serena[T] adds a hand
[03:57] <Thuryn> no way
[03:57] * Thuryn calls the papers
[03:57] <Thuryn> well, *papeR*
[03:57] <Thuryn> there's only one good paper in this town
[03:57] <Thuryn> the rest suck and are run by students
[03:58] <Thuryn> or is that redundant?
[03:58] <Thuryn> i guess not. the Onion doesn't suck.
[04:32] <jeek> 1/window show 1
[04:32] * mquin points and laughs
[04:32] <jeek> Your mother points and laughs, bitch!
[04:34] <Rjx> at your penis
[04:36] <jeek> true true
[04:37] <Rjx> !oh
[04:37] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[04:37] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[04:37] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[04:37] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[04:59] <Rjx> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878
[05:00] <Rjx> Never again do you need to be intimidated by an atheist. Learn how to prove God
[05:06] <PixieMeat> god i love kirk cameron
[05:08] <Catcher> w2 77515
[05:08] <poopy> Catcher temp 72F/22C; wind SSE 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sunrise
[05:24] <Catcher> commands
[05:25] <Tark-Work> oh, the Kyle's Mom is a Bitch song.
[05:25] <Zera> great song
[05:26] <Tark-Work> on morning drive radio?
[05:26] <Tark-Work> I'm not saying I could program morning drive radio better than CBS, but a
[05:27] <Tark-Work> now they're playing OLD viral videos
[05:28] <ExZippo> http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/1913/gymnast6ne.jpg
[05:28] <ScumFrog> been shot
[05:29] <Tark-Work> nice
[05:30] <jeek> I've been enjoying the R.U. Sirius podcast
[05:30] <jeek> It turned me on to The Dwarves.
[05:34] <Tark-Work> all around the world... ya gotta suck my dick...
[05:34] <Tark-Work> blaaah :(
[05:35] <ExZippo> Anyone ever wanted to hire a prostitute then take her to a faire?
[05:36] <Tark-Work> that would kinda rule
[05:37] <Tark-Work> would have to be an expensive one
[05:37] <ExZippo> From now on, dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services.
[05:37] <ExZippo> So, remember the new number.
[05:38] <ExZippo> 0118 999 881 999 119 725......3.
[05:39] <Tark-Work> omfg
[05:39] <Tark-Work> this is starting to look like .. Stern is back on morning drive radio.
[05:40] <ExZippo> STRESS!
[05:40] <ExZippo> Stress is a disease!
[05:40] <Tark-Work> they're playing eminem's "Follow Me"
[05:40] <ExZippo> Did you know over 80 million people have DIED of stress?
[05:40] <Tark-Work> which has stern's sirius connotations, but also.. 'guess who's back' 'jus
[05:41] <Tark-Work> all doctors agree, the leading cause of death is birth.
[05:41] <ExZippo> Lies
[05:41] <ExZippo> It's STRESS
[05:41] <ExZippo> Old age doesn't kill you
[05:41] <ExZippo> It's a crippling build up of stress
[05:47] <Tark-Work> oh, come on, the old grape stomping bit? OLD! If you're not in a CBS Ra
[05:48] <Tark-Work> and killing a kittin has to do with masturbation. Not literally killing
[05:49] <jeek> What if we masturbate by anally penetrating a kitten with turpentine on our wa
[05:49] <kootaphor> dang, somebody's new to the intenets
[05:59] <Tark-Work> I can totally smell Howard.. let me have this wishful thinking for the n
[06:09] <Agent43> kikes
[06:10] <metric> www.chessknot.com
[06:20] <csqrl> http://blogs.zdnet.com/web2explorer/?p=166
[06:20] <csqrl> i'd just like to say
[06:20] <csqrl> that i've been trying to get you bastards to help me with this shit for years
[06:20] <csqrl> my concept is just like this
[06:20] <csqrl> only so much better
[06:21] <csqrl> apps in any language? all of them able to talk to each other? implementatio
[06:21] <csqrl> it's the virtual desktop that morphs for any interface you're using
[06:21] <csqrl> and i've been spewing this shit for years
[06:22] <csqrl> i punch you faces
[06:23] <timmo-> D:
[06:23] <csqrl> oh well
[06:25] <csqrl> i am enjoying the fact that my biz plan for secret project #482728 garnered s
[06:25] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:26] <csqrl> i also have another brilliant plan for a web service that will be huge
[06:26] <csqrl> if anyone wants to partake
[06:26] <csqrl> which no one will
[06:26] <csqrl> FOOLS
[06:27] <csqrl> do you not see the genius behind my eyes
[06:27] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pingpongwarrior.jpg
[06:27] <timmo> for $10 an hour + benefits
[06:27] <timmo> i will be your lackey
[06:27] <csqrl> i start my employees at 12!
[06:28] <csqrl> free drinks
[06:28] <timmo> sold!
[06:28] <csqrl> excellent
[06:28] <csqrl> become an expert in javascript and php
[06:30] <timmo> that sounds too much like work
[06:34] <michael`> ill do it
[06:34] <michael`> ill read such books as javascript for dummies
[06:34] <michael`> oh shit i have to go to school
[06:34] <michael`> peace out
[06:41] <ExZippo> You know what would be great right now?
[06:41] <ExZippo> Beer, bakery food and a DVD of the Young Ones.
[06:42] <ScumFrog> y'know what would be even better?
[06:42] <ExZippo> Your mum?
[06:42] <ExZippo> Yeah
[06:42] <ScumFrog> ice cold beer, scantily clad women, and a bbq
[06:42] <ScumFrog> :/
[06:43] <ScumFrog> no. YOUR mum
[06:43] <ScumFrog> hah. I win with my awesome come back
[06:43] <ExZippo> Dude it's 1:44am in winter. Why would I be BBQing women?
[06:44] <ExZippo> I would stay warm and use the oven
[06:44] <ScumFrog> not here it aint
[06:45] <ScumFrog> nice warm day middle of the afternoon
[06:45] <ExZippo> I'd rather it be winter.
[06:45] <ScumFrog> each to there own
[06:51] <ExZippo> THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
[06:52] <Rjx> don't feed the reaper
[06:52] <ExZippo> He's getting kinda fat.
[06:52] <Thadius> or the animals
[06:52] <ExZippo> Rjx: The IT Crowd is better the second time through
[06:55] <csqrl> that's it
[06:55] <csqrl> i'm making a blo
[06:55] <csqrl> g
[06:56] <ExZippo> Pfft
[06:56] <Rjx> haha csqrl
[06:56] <ExZippo> You'll update it once then never again.
[06:56] <Rjx> i'm throwing up a page later on
[06:56] <Rjx> because this is ridiculous
[06:56] <Rjx> i collected at least a dozen web 2.0 diagrams this morning
[06:56] <laFunk> That must hurt your esophagus, Rjx.
[06:56] <Rjx> just browsing the first page of results on flickr
[06:56] <laFunk> Har har har
[06:56] <csqrl> word
[06:56] <csqrl> the web2 shit is stupid
[06:56] <Rjx> showing how truthiness relates to social networking or the blogosphere etc.
[06:56] <csqrl> i imagine i'll talk about that some
[06:56] <csqrl> haha
[06:56] <csqrl> thruthiness
[06:57] <Rjx> the sheer amount of graphs/diagrams that mean NOTHING
[06:57] <csqrl> yeah
[06:57] <Rjx> is amazing
[06:57] <Rjx> also did you check topic
[06:57] <csqrl> http://fuckweb2.com
[06:57] <csqrl> word, that's old
[06:57] <csqrl> but so awesome
[06:57] <csqrl> i jsut need to get my ideas out
[06:57] <csqrl> if i don't have time to do them
[06:57] <csqrl> maybe someone will read them and be inspired and do them
[06:58] <csqrl> because finally all of my crazy ass ideas are getting validation
[06:58] <ExZippo> Rjx: "Tell him I'm busy!" ".....You're busy.. That's brilliant."
[06:59] <Rjx> http://www.syswear.com/view/tshirts?d=56
[06:59] <Rjx> awaiting a C&D from Mr Bauman
[06:59] <Serena[T]> i like that t-shirt
[07:00] <ExZippo> "Thomas Heinrichsdobler"
[07:00] <csqrl> haha
[07:00] <csqrl> props rjx
[07:00] <ExZippo> That's got to be a fake name.
[07:02] <Rjx> time to make some lunch
[07:02] <Rjx> walked 5 miles already today
[07:04] <ScumFrog> only 5!?
[07:05] <ScumFrog> this is pretty gay
[07:05] <ScumFrog> think im getting RSI in my moue arm :[
[07:05] <Rjx> stop jerking the gherkin
[07:06] <r3in> hrm
[07:06] <r3in> underworld evolution 9.2
[07:06] <ScumFrog> that was too easy Rjx
[07:06] <Rjx> just like your mother
[07:07] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[07:07] <ScumFrog> zing.
[07:08] <r3in> i think you should be worrying about your mothers activities Rjx not ScumFrogs
[07:08] <r3in> if you checked her out, you would find that shes loser than your ex GF
[07:09] <c-rOCK> looser*
[07:09] <ExZippo> More of a loser*
[07:09] <c-rOCK> lost*
[07:09] <ExZippo> POLAR BEAR
[07:09] <Rjx> NUMBERZZZZZZZ OH SHIT
[07:09] <ExZippo> NUMBERS
[07:09] <r3in> wonders why hes a loser*
[07:09] <r3in> ..this time
[07:09] <ExZippo> JIN SPEAKING ENGLISH?!?!
[07:10] <c-rOCK> rjx may very well be a loser
[07:10] <Rjx> JIN'S WIFE NAME REALLY TONIC?
[07:10] <ExZippo> More like Bowflex
[07:10] <c-rOCK> but i dont think he wonders why
[07:10] <c-rOCK> he knows hes nuts
[07:10] <Rjx> haha
[07:10] <ExZippo> He's*
[07:10] <Thuryn> he's
[07:10] <r3in> *he's
[07:10] <ExZippo> He's because it's at the start of my line of text.
[07:11] <Rjx> i'm a connoisseur of human experience
[07:11] <ExZippo> CAPITALS AT THE START PEOPLE.
[07:11] <Thuryn> BUT YOU WERE CORRECTING THE MIDDLE
[07:11] <r3in> but you were correcting someone elses mistake
[07:11] <Rjx> Capitals at the start, people.
[07:11] <c-rOCK> its funny i havent used apostrophes in years and youre just catching on?
[07:11] <metric> bah need to know what that dance song is
[07:11] <ExZippo> Rjx: Do you think it would be worth my time editing in an eyepatch to every
[07:12] <metric> its got loads of computer game imergery in it and the chorus is from somethi
[07:12] <c-rOCK> dance dance, were falling apart
[07:12] <metric> how more vague could i be
[07:12] <r3in> anyone know about this new gfx processor coming out?
[07:12] <metric> bah nevermind it`ll be on mtv dance again at some point
[07:12] <Rjx> must. make. lunch. brb
[07:13] <r3in> eww
[07:13] <r3in> and you call my english unnaceptable
[07:13] <r3in> wtf was that?
[07:13] <r3in> you writing a telegram?
[07:15] <ExZippo> Good sir. Stop. Would you, perchance be writing a telegram? Stop. Yours won
[07:15] <r3in> no, in telegrams, they just said stop
[07:15] <r3in> in fact, they were just periods
[07:15] <Tark-Work> Stop. Stop.
[07:15] <ExZippo> STOP.
[07:15] <ExZippo> HAMMER TIME. STOP.
[07:15] <Tark-Work> .
[07:16] <laFunk> LMAO
[07:16] <jeek> \/
[07:16] <jeek> _|
[07:16] <jeek> \/
[07:16] <jeek> _
[07:16] <jeek> _
[07:16] <jeek> (2 legit 2 quit hand jive)
[07:16] <ExZippo> Is that a duck?
[07:16] <laFunk> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[07:16] <r3in> smooth
[07:17] <r3in> so other than the typical bashing, how is everyone today?
[07:17] <ExZippo> Like your mother after I rub her down with vasoline
[07:17] <jeek> fuck bash
[07:17] <jeek> it's all about the tcsh
[07:17] <r3in> wasnt talking about the site
[07:17] <Ifrit> In actual news, the human race was doomed to extinction today, as the robot r
[07:17] <Thuryn> ugh
[07:17] <Thuryn> fuck tcsh
[07:17] <Thuryn> ksh
[07:17] <r3in> i knew it was coming
[07:17] <jeek> I wasn't talking about the site either
[07:18] <r3in> i wonder why they allowed i-net to still be connected Ifrit
[07:18] <Ifrit> Surveilance.
[07:18] <r3in> ALL ROBOTS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
[07:18] <r3in> hmm
[07:18] <r3in> someones knocking on my door
[07:19] <r3in> it sounds metalic
[07:19] <Ifrit> We are the norg. Resistance is futile.
[07:19] <r3in> metallic
[07:20] <jeek> borg?
[07:20] <jeek> I am jeek of Borg. You will be ass-laminated.
[07:20] <r3in> oooh
[07:20] <r3in> shinny
[07:21] <r3in> jeek, my friend you can ass-laminate me any day
[07:21] <jeek> :D
[07:23] <r3in> #skunk....
[07:23] <Rjx> mein moto
[07:24] <Ifrit> :: machinae supremacy - attack music ::
[07:24] <Ifrit> <3
[07:24] <r3in> i think i want to watch silent hill again
[07:24] <Ifrit> is pyramid head in it?
[07:24] <Ifrit> yes or no will suffice
[07:24] <r3in> yeah
[07:25] <Ifrit> k
[07:25] <r3in> is that what it was?
[07:25] <Ifrit> oooh
[07:25] <Ifrit> i almost got XIII down
[07:25] <r3in> that game pwns
[07:25] <r3in> im on the last level
[07:25] <r3in> <3
[07:25] <Ifrit> I've never played more than the demo
[07:25] <r3in> stupid mongoose
[07:25] <Ifrit> gonna be fun
[07:25] <jeek> haha you got pwned
[07:25] <r3in> yeah
[07:25] <r3in> its not hard
[07:25] <r3in> but its still great
[07:26] <Ifrit> First time i played the demo the 2nd demo level was hard as hell
[07:26] <Rjx> i'm trying to remember if it was XIII
[07:26] <r3in> in the bank Ifrit?
[07:26] <Rjx> where cracked versions of the game would make certain parts impossible, very su
[07:26] <Ifrit> the facility where you start in a duct and get in an office and there's a hal
[07:26] <Rjx> to encourage people to buy the real version
[07:26] <Ifrit> woah
[07:26] <r3in> thats acually the third level
[07:26] <r3in> fbi building
[07:27] * _withnail is now known as withnail
[07:27] <Ifrit> k
[07:28] <r3in> how would they do that Rjx?
[07:28] <Ifrit> wondering the same thing
[07:28] <Ifrit> anyways, as long as there's a quicksave and quickload i think i'll be fine :3
[07:29] <r3in> acually i think that was quake\
[07:29] <Rjx> no clue, i remember reading the article in new scientist a long time back
[07:29] <r3in> it was one of the original games to come 'full version' but only have the firs
[07:30] <r3in> unless you reg
[07:30] <r3in> shablers appearing in weird spots
[07:30] <r3in> like in the second level where the thrashers come out before the exit
[07:31] <Ifrit> Quake was cool
[07:31] <Rjx> http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4248
[07:31] <Rjx> that was the article
[07:31] <Ifrit> first game to really get the online speed run communities going
[07:31] <mef> breaking news!! http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9512/compuserve/pm/
[07:31] <Rjx> whether it was successful or not i don't know
[07:31] <r3in> yes, especilly with TF added
[07:31] <Rjx> Illegally copied games protected by the system work properly at first, but star
[07:32] <r3in> not make them 'subtly harder' moreso crashes alot
[07:32] <r3in> TFC was crap
[07:32] <Rjx> It makes unauthorised copies of games slowly degrade, so that cars no long stee
[07:35] <Ifrit> sounds evil
[07:35] <Rjx> it was a novel idea, but unlikely to work in practice
[07:36] <r3in> good idea
[07:36] <r3in> what happens when the person is so good that he beats the game before it happe
[07:36] <Ifrit> and now with huge, new games like Oblivion being so hackable that you need no
[07:36] <Rjx> i'd imagine its stage-based rather than time-based
[07:36] <Ifrit> strange
[07:37] <mef> me too http://www.cnn.com/ads/TECH/tech_ad.gif
[07:37] <r3in> ade with a new snooker game. Copies play normally for a while, but after a pre
[07:37] * Rjx changes topic to '<mef> me too http://www.cnn.com/ads/TECH/tech_ad.gif'
[07:38] <r3in> erm
[07:38] <r3in> no shit sherlock
[07:41] <Ifrit> Next year, Macrovision plans to release a DVD movie protection system called
[07:41] <Ifrit> now that would be just plain diabolical
[07:41] <r3in> omg
[07:41] <r3in> nooooo
[07:41] <Ifrit> this was in 03 tho
[07:41] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Needs%20money%20for%20a%20wedding%20gi
[07:41] <Ifrit> and i haven't seen it yet
[07:41] <r3in> not like it would matter though Ifrit
[07:41] <r3in> see,
[07:41] <Ifrit> .avi :P
[07:41] <r3in> they could do it, but those movies wouldnt be released by the scene
[07:42] <r3in> afaik they test them all
[07:42] <Ifrit> heh
[07:43] <r3in> w2
[07:43] <poopy> r3in location not found
[07:43] <r3in> =(
[07:44] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[07:44] <poopy> r3in temp 21F/-6C; wind SE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:22AM; Sunset 8:5
[07:45] <r3in> erm
[07:45] <r3in> i think that is wrong
[07:48] <r3in> that super mario comic on carnival cracks me up
[07:48] <Ifrit> http://qdb.us/31010
[07:48] <Ifrit> nice
[07:50] <r3in> haha
[07:50] <metric> lol
[07:51] <r3in> where wit and intelligence wont work
[07:52] <r3in> brute force is a great alternative
[07:53] <Ifrit> or a lot of money
[07:53] <metric> sometimes money cant compete with bruteforce
[07:53] <Ifrit> like when?
[07:54] <Ifrit> enough money would open any door :S
[07:54] <r3in> like when?
[07:54] <r3in> like now
[07:54] <r3in> GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY OR ILL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF
[07:55] <Ifrit> Can get out of that one with wit too
[07:55] <metric> sometimes people wont accept money
[07:55] <r3in> hows that Ifrit?
[07:55] <metric> brute force is always accepted :D
[07:55] <Ifrit> disarm him
[07:55] <r3in> okay.
[07:56] <metric> with what? money?
[07:56] <r3in> im standing in front of you about four feet away
[07:56] <metric> he shoots you then takes the cash
[07:56] <r3in> with a remmy 870
[07:56] <r3in> your not going to disarm me
[07:56] <Ifrit> ok, what am i supposed to do then? use brute force?
[07:56] <r3in> as the statment said
[07:56] <metric> yeah use your own gun
[07:56] <Ifrit> rusheth thee
[07:56] <r3in> peacfully give the money
[07:56] <Ifrit> and pummel thine clavin
[07:58] <dekkon> i pummeled your mother's clavin
[07:58] <r3in> [08:53] <Uzaiyaro> i love the german language
[07:58] <r3in> [08:54] <Uzaiyaro> even a pie recepie sounds like a decleration of war
[07:58] <Tark-Work> auuugh with the pummeling of the claving aghhh..glavin
[07:58] <Tark-Work> (professor glavin everybody)
[08:14] <Rjx> "i didn't mean to sleep with your wife, i thought she was a hooker"
[08:19] <r3in> how many hookers do you know that wear rings?
[08:19] <jeek> 3.
[08:19] <r3in> yours rjxs and my mothers
[08:19] <laFunk> LMAO
[08:20] <jeek> My mom's vagina is all frothy and foamy like a tall pint of Guinness. :/
[08:20] <r3in> so dark and bitter too?
[08:21] <Rjx> jeek: sounds like a yeast infection
[08:21] <jeek> obv
[08:22] <r3in> well
[08:22] <r3in> its time to go make millions
[08:22] <r3in> enjoy gents
[08:22] <Rjx> going to masturbate?
[08:22] <r3in> close enough
[08:28] <Rjx> he bought me a soda
[08:28] <Rjx> he bought me a soda
[08:28] <Rjx> he bought me a soda and tried to molest me in the parking lot
[08:29] * SpacdOut is now known as SpacedOot
[08:31] <jonathans> is that to the tune of peanut butter jelly time
[08:31] <Rjx> "bone machine" by the pixies
[08:33] <Rjx> it's a moment where it becomes obvious frank black is making shit up as he goes
[08:36] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[08:37] <Rjx> In a Rolling Stone interview Kurt Cobain claimed "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was
[08:42] <jeek> That's extremely old news. :/
[08:43] <jeek> I mean, hell, the man's been dead for around 12 years or so..
[08:43] <Rjx> well durr
[08:43] <Rjx> yeah
[08:43] <csqrl> mysql goons
[08:43] <csqrl> is tehre a way to do the equivalent of the following:
[08:43] <csqrl> select * as standard_prefix_*
[08:43] <Rjx> also jeek, please be gentle with news like that
[08:43] <jeek> HAHA SHOTGUN TO THE FACE LIKE KURT COBAIN
[08:44] <jeek> BANG BANG
[08:44] <Rjx> http://www.qdb.us/34176
[08:44] <Rjx> is a good example of what i mean
[08:44] <jeek> Rapper dies of AIDS and you hardly mention.. rocker blows his face off and bec
[08:44] <jeek> maybe I should do that shit so J can get paid
[08:45] <jeek> -Shaggy 2 Dope, Insane Clown Posse
[08:45] <Rjx> best thing you can do for your career is to die at your peak
[08:45] <jeek> Didn't Cobain die 2 albums past that?
[08:46] <Rjx> maybe, he still released an album after he was dead
[08:46] <jeek> Ever heard of Outcesticide?
[08:46] <Rjx> i was thinking more of martin luther king
[08:47] <jeek> Tupac has released more material since he died than when he was alive.
[08:48] <Rjx> i'm not really that knowledgable on the hiphop world, tupac was shot right?
[08:49] <Uzaiyaro> [rQ!]: (692/1919) <Brandon> I go through pants like people go throug
[08:53] <dekkon> +o
[08:54] <dekkon> ;[
[08:55] <Rjx> wow, petrol is $0.12/gallon in venezuela
[08:56] <Rjx> dek: msg usual proof for +o
[08:56] <bos`> heh
[09:26] <Stereo``> jimi died young too
[09:26] <dekkon> rjx: could have checked top secret chan
[09:27] <Rjx> noted for future reference
[09:28] <ScumFrog> im off home now, hooray. laterz.
[09:38] <Kenn> can anyone else not get on gtalk?
[09:39] <Ifrit> we saw cactus shaped like Otis Nixon
[09:45] * Uzaiyaro is now known as Uzaiyaro-
[09:50] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tesla_coil
[09:54] <Workdug> Tesla coils are very popular devices among certain electrical engineers and
[09:55] <jmx> now thats an exciting sounding hobby
[09:56] <Ifrit> i wanna make one
[09:56] <Rjx> haha
[09:57] <Rjx> wonder if you could use them to scare people away from your house
[09:57] <Ifrit> hehe
[09:57] <Ifrit> big sign
[09:57] <Ifrit> Beware of freak electrical occurences
[09:58] <Workdug> Rjx: only people who play c&c
[09:58] <Rjx> [ BEWARE OF THE MAD SCIENTIST ]
[09:58] <Rjx> haha
[09:58] <Ifrit> Beware of ME
[09:58] <Ifrit> WinME that is
[09:58] <Rjx> i want to see another red alert game;[
[09:58] <Ifrit> the deadliest weapon known to man
[10:00] <Workdug> you know
[10:00] <Workdug> i should buy something for my coworker that is visiting ny from moscow
[10:00] <Workdug> what can i possibly by
[10:00] <Workdug> preferably american-themed
[10:01] <Rjx> buy him republican gear
[10:03] <Workdug> April 21, 2006
[10:03] <Workdug> Myself and everyone involved with English Cut would like to offer our since
[10:03] <Workdug> Happy Birthday, Your Majesty.
[10:03] <Workdug> her *
[10:03] <Workdug> no, probably nothing political ;[
[10:03] <Workdug> and i have until friday to get it
[10:03] <Workdug> oh yeah, i think it should be light
[10:04] <Workdug> You have requested an outdated version of PayPal. This error often results
[10:04] <Workdug> If you are already logged in, please click on the My Account tab to continu
[10:11] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/22/daughter.forsale.ap/index.html Man trie
[10:11] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/22/daughter.forsale.ap/index.html - Man
[10:11] <Workdug> smart
[10:16] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/23/house.swallowed.ap/index.html Man killed
[10:16] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/23/house.swallowed.ap/index.html - Man ki
[10:21] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[10:23] <mef> nice http://www.lnt.com/sm-riedel-amadeo-lyra-decanter--pi-2251455.html
[10:28] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:28] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/23/bear.attack.ap/index.html Beat attacks h
[10:28] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/23/bear.attack.ap/index.html - Beat attac
[10:29] <jmx> how do you like that motherfucker? think you can come in with your guns and shi
[10:37] <|sili> 'yeah, how about I drag your ass about 200 feet'
[10:37] <|sili> 'where's your fucking gun now huh?'
[10:37] <jmx> http://www.thenewspaper.com/news/10/1091.asp
[10:42] <jmx> .link http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/newsdesk/archive/releases/2006/14/ Hubbl
[10:42] <poopy> jmx - http://hubblesite.org/newscenter/newsdesk/archive/releases/2006/14/ - H
[10:43] <jmx> .link http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/3814753.html Judge rules that w
[10:43] <poopy> jmx - http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/fn/3814753.html - Judge rules th
[10:43] <daze> why dont you jus link cnn.com and foxnews.com while youre at it
[10:45] <jmx> dont think ive ever linked anything from foxnews
[10:52] * |sili is now known as sili
[10:59] <Oopsie> hah topic
[11:24] <Thero> Anyone hear about that 74 year old shuttle driver who posed as a doctor going
[11:24] <Thero> He actually suckered three people, two of them didnt report anything.
[11:24] <Thero> Those three deserved it.
[11:24] <mef> welcome to yesterday
[11:25] <Thero> ...
[11:25] <Thero> yesterday i was at my job
[11:25] <mef> sucker
[11:25] <Thero> then watching a movie at my job, then walking home at 1am...
[11:25] <Thero> because my gf gotr pissed at her friend and didnt want a ride from him
[11:25] <jestuh> OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:25] <Thero> ...so at 12am we're walking down the street....a skinny white guy, and a skin
[11:25] <Thero> in florida.
[11:25] <Thero> I felt safe.
[11:26] <jestuh> you're dating a negro you fucking racist?
[11:26] <Thero> Yes.
[11:26] <Thero> Im racists against dark people.
[11:26] <Thero> I feel sorry for them so i date them and bless them with my white perfect ski
[11:27] <Thero> Im a humane racists.
[11:27] <jmx> yo jestuh, whats up?
[11:27] * timmo changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7, it will make your cds skip'
[11:27] <Thero> ...
[11:27] <Thero> nero = negro in my head.
[11:28] <jmx> nero 7 didnt make the cds i made with it skip i dont think
[11:29] <timmo> it depends on your encoder
[11:29] <timmo> with certain versions of lame
[11:29] <timmo> it hacks up cds
[11:29] <jmx> thats a real improvement from the previous version then
[11:31] <jestuh> sup jmx
[11:31] <jestuh> i need to go buy a suit
[11:31] <jestuh> should head out in a min
[11:31] <jestuh> ;[
[11:31] <jestuh> timmo, you find other people with same prob?
[11:33] <Workdug> good luck jester
[11:34] <timmo> jestuh: yeah
[11:34] <Workdug> it's a beautiful life
[11:34] <Workdug> <3 ace of base
[11:34] <jestuh> haha
[11:34] <timmo> for newer versions of lame, nero has a hard time decoding and burning them
[11:35] <timmo> so... unless i decode to wav then burn with nero
[11:35] <timmo> it jacks it up
[11:35] <Workdug> that's pretty gay
[11:35] <jestuh> there's some lame catchy song that i finally heard who it was last night
[11:35] <jestuh> james blunt - you're beautiful
[11:35] <jestuh> or something close
[11:35] <jestuh> ;[
[11:35] <Workdug> jester, you're beautiful
[11:35] <timmo> last night i found out that ace of base - cruel summer
[11:36] <timmo> was a cover
[11:36] <Workdug> of who?
[11:36] * timmo shrugs
[11:36] <Workdug> wikipedia will help me
[11:36] <timmo> but its in the karate kid
[11:36] <sili> the bangles
[11:37] <sili> wrote cruel summer
[11:37] <jestuh> you heard the song pen?
[11:38] <Workdug> i don't think so
[11:38] <jestuh> ah remind me to send latuh
[11:38] <jestuh> gotta find it myself first
[11:39] <timmo> ogre mass opped?
[11:39] <Workdug> orge did by accident
[11:39] <timmo> ;[
[11:39] <Workdug> peng and i fixed it with teamwork <3
[11:41] <jestuh> THE PROBLEM IS UNDER CONTROL
[11:41] <mef> o_o
[11:41] <Wabbit98> it was fun
[11:41] <Workdug> i think i kind of fucked things up with a2 btw ;[
[11:42] <timmo> its ok
[11:42] <timmo> she was ugly anyways
[11:42] <Workdug> o rly
[11:42] <Workdug> i thought she was cute
[11:42] <timmo> and dumb
[11:42] <Workdug> true
[11:42] <Wabbit98> o_o
[11:42] <timmo> OMG WUTZ CHER-NO-BILE?
[11:42] <Workdug> ;[
[11:42] <mef>  when you make love to a pregnant lady / you get a hand job from her baby / co
[11:42] <ScumFrog`> hmm
[11:42] <Workdug> mef, url?
[11:43] <metric> turns out my last drinking session i discovered the best urban comoflage ht
[11:44] <jestuh> haha
[11:45] <Workdug> fucking windows
[11:45] <Workdug> !$#%@$#%@#$%$#%
[11:45] <Workdug> dammit
[11:53] <Workdug> oh yeah, i saw a baggy of crack rock on the subway floor
[11:53] <jestuh> you smoke it?
[11:54] <jmx> or sell it
[11:55] <Workdug> didn't touch it, just took photos
[11:55] <Rjx> one does not simply smoke mordor
[11:58] <swight> woooo
[11:58] <jestuh> haha didn't believe me?
[11:59] <swight> hahah just had to do it, right of passage
[11:59] * jestuh changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7, it will make your cds skip | swight is
[11:59] <swight> we're skipping the bris
[11:59] <Oopsie> jestuh, whut?
[11:59] <Wabbit98> so swight was not a man before?
[12:00] <jestuh> rofl
[12:00] <jestuh> no
[12:00] <Oopsie> update to nero 7 from whut
[12:00] <Rjx> he's an f2m
[12:00] <jmx> 6
[12:00] <swight> you saying I'm a tranny?
[12:01] <Rjx> please be sure to type !rules on entering, important information is listed ther
[12:03] <mef> !rules
[12:04] <mef> these rules are rude
[12:04] <Oopsie> rules eh,. well I'll try it.
[12:04] <Oopsie> !rules
[12:05] <swight> see now I'm wondering what Rjx has set up
[12:05] <mef> Workdug, rejoin
[12:06] <Wabbit98> !rules
[12:06] <swight> !rules
[12:06] <jmx> heh
[12:06] <jmx> !rules
[12:07] * sili snickers
[12:07] <Workdug> thanks a lot mef :)
[12:07] <Wabbit98> hehe
[12:08] <swight> my presciuossss
[12:08] <plant> !rules
[12:09] <swight> http://observer.guardian.co.uk/magazine/story/0,,1759109,00.html
[12:09] <swight> Billed as libido in an atomiser, PT-141 will finally offer women the chance
[12:09] <mef> spayin' yo momma
[12:09] <jmx> you're behind swight, read that one a couple days ago
[12:13] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScmFrg`a
[12:24] <Oopsie> someone kick me so I can rejoin?
[12:26] <FlaVouR> WD Swight
[12:28] <Oopsie> oh shit
[12:29] * Oopsie is now known as Tark-Work
[12:29] <jestuh> !rules
[12:29] <Tark-Work> !rules
[12:29] <Tark-Work> dammit, next time I'm using my outside nick, someone tell me :(
[12:30] <ScmFrg`a> !rules
[12:30] <FlaVouR> so
[12:30] <Workdug> Tark-Work: you're using the wrong nick
[12:30] <Workdug> !rules
[12:31] * jestuh changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7, it will make your cds skip | swight is
[12:31] <FlaVouR> Swight made his bones?
[12:32] * Workdug changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo |'
[12:32] * jestuh changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo | sw
[12:33] <Tark-Work> that fucking sucks, I upgraded to nero 7 like ages ago
[12:33] <FlaVouR> and you wonder why your CD's skip
[12:34] <Tark-Work> I don't burn audio cds so I never noticed.
[12:34] <FlaVouR> then you should be ok
[12:34] <FlaVouR> and if its a reported bug I am sure the'll fix it
[12:34] <Tark-Work> how bad is the skippage? is it unlistenable or just here and there?
[12:35] <FlaVouR> no idea
[12:35] <sili> I use nero 7
[12:35] <Tark-Work> I use |silicon
[12:37] <swight> I use your mother like the whore she is
[12:38] <FlaVouR> Great
[12:38] <FlaVouR> is that how you got opped?.
[12:38] <swight> she ain't that good
[12:38] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:38] <FlaVouR> wow
[12:38] <jestuh> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[12:39] <mef> oh schnapps
[12:39] <FlaVouR> in the SHADOW od the NEW Pretorian
[12:39] <FlaVouR> Clutch rock
[12:43] * KataSLEEP is now known as Katasaki
[13:12] * Kata is now known as Katasaki
[13:14] <mef> lol'd http://www.johnheffron.com/video/ufcats/ufcats.html
[13:14] <kitchen> http://digg.com/technology/_The_Bill_the_Hollywood_cartels_don%E2%80%99t_wa
[13:29] <jonathans> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/candybat/paulygay7nn.jpg
[13:29] <ScmFrg`a> ahaha
[13:31] <Rjx> who is the face that was photoshopped in
[13:32] <geck> me
[13:36] <GerbilWrk> Anyone know if you can amplify an already amplified line from a wireless
[13:37] <`St0ner> sure you can
[13:38] <sili> !rules
[13:38] <sili> hmm
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> sili, you may know
[13:39] <dekkon> rule 1. lurk you piece of shit
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> Ap-1000 -> DC Injector -> Amplifier -> 50 feet of cable -> An
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> Possibility of fucking something up?
[13:40] <`St0ner> run your signal through an oscilloscope, or even better, matlab or a real s
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> or will the the second Amplifier even get enough DC to work
[13:41] <`St0ner> compare normal and amplified signals, check for harmonic distortion, noise,
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> i have no equipment to test it
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> looking for real world experience on whether hooking up two Amps is possi
[13:42] <GerbilWrk> before i climb back up 22 stories in the air
[13:42] <fenix> hey anyone have a zeroleech.org account?
[13:43] <`St0ner> as long as it's a clean amplification and the receiver can handle the signa
[13:44] <GerbilWrk> alright, worth a shot I guess
[13:44] <`St0ner> but this is from an engineering point of view, and one without knowledge in
[13:45] <dekkon> i seriously want a pair of these
[13:45] <dekkon> http://cgi.ebay.com/Powerisers-jumping-stilts-as-seen-on-Halifax-ad_W0QQitem
[13:49] <dekkon> [04:42:29] <fenix> hey anyone have a zeroleech.org account?
[13:49] <dekkon> what is it
[13:50] <sili> 2 amps will totally fuck the signal up
[13:50] <Tark-Work> was thinking that
[13:50] <Tark-Work> we never use more than one repeater
[13:50] <Tark-Work> too much noise
[13:50] <Tark-Work> (for controlnet)
[13:51] <dekkon> .url ground loop isolator
[13:51] <Tubbee> http://www.hifi-forum.de/viewthread-42-37.html
[13:51] <Tark-Work> all those german results.
[13:52] <dekkon> ;[
[13:58] <fenix> dekkon, it's a torrent site
[13:59] <slackR> APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER http://www.comedycorner.org/
[13:59] <slackR> LOL
[14:00] <dekkon> bush's approval ratings down to 32%
[14:00] <ScmFrg`a> haw
[14:01] <slackR> yeah, do the american people have to wait until it's 0% or what?
[14:01] <dekkon> yeah
[14:01] <dekkon> ;[
[14:01] <Wabbit98> do we really want Cheney as President though
[14:02] <slackR> just give G W and Cheney guns and send the off hunting
[14:02] <slackR> problem solved
[14:02] <ScmFrg`a> no other candidates at all?
[14:02] <slackR> new election
[14:02] <Wabbit98> have to wait until 2008 for the election
[14:02] <ScmFrg`a> arg
[14:03] <Wabbit98> and it might be Clinton
[14:03] <slackR> sex in the White house is better than war
[14:04] <Wabbit98> and kills less people
[14:05] <jmx> clinton was at least a lazy president so he didnt really do much and thus didnt
[14:06] <Workdug> yeah, like bomb kosovo. he'd never do that
[14:06] <jmx> .link http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L23728140.htm Rampaging chimps
[14:07] <poopy> jmx - http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/newsdesk/L23728140.htm - Rampaging chim
[14:07] <Rjx> or authorise the DMCA
[14:07] <ScmFrg`a> ah, no better feeling than a new toothbrush
[14:07] <ScmFrg`a> well
[14:07] <Rjx> he'd never do that either
[14:07] <jmx> most of the shit that clinton did was laziness to
[14:07] <jmx> he wasnt a great president, actually, i thought he sucked
[14:07] <jmx> but he was slightly less shitty then current
[14:07] <ScmFrg`a> but not the worst
[14:07] <Workdug> calc 4 * 6 * 30
[14:08] <pinkboa> - 4 * 6 * 30 = 720
[14:08] <ScmFrg`a> anywho, night all
[14:08] <Workdug> jmx: i don't know... he just happened to be president while the economy was
[14:09] <jmx> clinton had good timing
[14:09] <jmx> the bushes have shitty timing
[14:10] <jmx> a lot of what success clinton had came from having to fight with a republican c
[14:10] <Wabbit98> also George W. is not the brightest either
[14:10] <jmx> i dont know that that is all that important in a president
[14:11] <Wabbit98> at least Clinton didn't sound like a idiot
[14:11] <GerbilWrk> |sili, you near?
[14:12] <geck> clinton was pretty smart
[14:12] <geck> you know
[14:12] <geck> being a rhodes scholar and whatnot..
[14:12] <jmx> you americans like stupid sounding presidents
[14:12] <jmx> bush, reagan, carter
[14:12] <Wabbit98> not me
[14:12] <geck> clinton just couldn't keep his dick in his pants...
[14:13] <geck> but I consdered him a mediocre president
[14:13] <GerbilWrk> like most men
[14:13] <geck> definately
[14:13] <geck> but monica lewinsky?
[14:13] <geck> he's the president
[14:13] <Wabbit98> I know
[14:13] <geck> ffs :-P
[14:13] <Wabbit98> talk about ewwwwwwwwwwww
[14:15] <jmx> you'd think if he was going to do he could have at least found a hot girl
[14:15] <Wabbit98> there has to be some hot girls in Washington DC area
[14:17] <jmx> maybe after hilary anything is fuckable
[14:17] <Wabbit98> true
[14:18] <sxh> my mom is so laughably out of touch with popular culture in america
[14:19] <sxh> i just explained to her what grills were in spanish
[14:19] <Thuryn> she's awfully in touch with... other things ;)
[14:19] <sxh> not grills like cooking grills
[14:19] <sxh> but grills like black people grills
[14:19] <sxh> like diamonds in your grill
[14:20] <jmx> should she be in touch with pop culture in america? doubt my mom would have a c
[14:20] <dekkon> my neighbor has the license place "Snow"
[14:20] <jmx> would be stranger if she was in touch
[14:20] <dekkon> dude i went to school with
[14:21] <Thuryn> i thought Agent43 was banned
[14:21] <Thuryn> for horrible color-spamming to the chan and similar stupid stuff
[14:21] <Rjx> die in a frier
[14:21] <jmx> keeps coming back
[14:22] <Thuryn> Rjx, die in a friar? ;]
[14:22] <Rjx> i doubt i'd fit
[14:22] <Rjx> most friars look impoverished
[14:22] <jmx> maybe a big one
[14:22] <Thuryn> 'apropos "Friar Tuck"'
[14:23] <TMH_> hey kids
[14:23] <jmx> never seen a friar, not too common around here
[14:23] <TMH_> I apparently need to aquire a film called "tom yung goong"
[14:23] <TMH_> starring that geezer from ong bak
[14:23] <jonathans> um
[14:23] <jonathans> wot
[14:24] <jonathans> 16:23 »» Agent43 (~lovejon@p549D1980.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has quit (Clien
[14:24] <jonathans> this dude stalks me
[14:24] <jonathans> all day
[14:24] <Wabbit98> hmmmmmm
[14:24] <jonathans> maybe you remember him
[14:24] <jonathans> caulfield
[14:24] <Workdug> PHONE MAN: Look, I work for the phone company. I've had a lot of experience
[14:24] <Workdug> ELAINE: You know, I could've killed you, and no one would've known.
[14:24] <Workdug> PHONE MAN: I could've killed you, and no one would've known.
[14:24] <Thuryn> holden aulfield?
[14:24] <Rjx> it's caulfield?
[14:26] <jonathans> that is my guess
[14:26] <jonathans> same proxy
[14:26] <jonathans> the dude didnt just dissapear
[14:26] <jonathans> see
[14:26] <Rjx> haha jonrules@
[14:26] <Rjx> lovejon@
[14:26] * Thuryn sets ban on Agent43!*jon*@*
[14:27] <jonathans> good thing you have ops
[14:27] <Thuryn> yeah. ;[
[14:27] <jonathans> good thing people can see channel bans without being on the channel
[14:27] <jonathans> and change ident appropriately
[14:27] <jonathans> hey as long as that works
[14:29] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:36] <Tarkaan> !bush
[14:36] <pinkboa> I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our
[14:37] <Tarkaan> I want that text file :(
[14:37] <Tarkaan> someone plz?
[14:37] <soapy> I can give you aids
[14:37] <Tarkaan> Yooooou've gooot theee aaaaaaids.....
[14:39] <Workdug> http://flickr.com/photos/qvtqht/134385721/
[14:39] <jmx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushism#List_of_Bushisms
[14:40] <Tarkaan> sexy
[14:42] <Workdug> do not misunderestimate me
[14:42] <jmx> "Wow! Brazil is big."
[14:44] <jmx> "I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments."
[14:47] <Workdug> <rm-rvf> I'm going to start referring to the company I work for as Br
[14:47] <Workdug> <rm-rvf> because I wish I could quit it
[14:47] <Workdug> <rm-rvf> yet it still keeps pounding me in the ass
[14:47] <Workdug> Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
[14:47] <Workdug> akn?
[14:48] <Tarkaan> k
[14:48] <Workdug> <davidc> nem: \m/!
[14:48] <Workdug> <nem> is that some kind of regex or just a smiley I don't recognise?
[14:48] <Tarkaan> not funny anymore
[14:48] <Workdug> akn?
[14:48] <Tarkaan> I don't get it
[14:48] <Workdug> \m/
[14:48] <Workdug> !imageurl devil horns
[14:48] <Tarkaan> define regex
[14:48] <jonathans> METAL
[14:49] <Workdug> metal *
[14:49] <Workdug> whatev3r
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> you know, i wonder if you could get some fake skin overlayed o
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> and you walk and bump into someone
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> and flip a switch
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> and jello starts spewing out of your army
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> *arm
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> like, jello
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> just spilling out
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> like blood
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> and you scream
[14:50] <Workdug> <@Rjx> HOLY FUCK SOMEBODY HELP
[14:50] <Workdug> what the hell?!
[14:51] <beasty> morning
[14:52] <varius> u can get vests that do that...
[14:52] <beasty> any creative souls inhere ?
[14:53] <Workdug> <+Davo`> necrophilia puts the fun back into funerals
[14:53] <Workdug> beasty: maybe
[14:53] <Workdug> and good morning
[14:53] <beasty> well
[14:54] <beasty> i need to do like a 4 line poeme about love
[14:54] <varius> what r the parameters
[14:54] <Kenn> roses are red
[14:54] <Workdug> Spyder3o3: dude
[14:54] <Workdug> Spyder3o3: that fatass janitor that always kicks me out of the h/s after li
[14:54] <Workdug> Spyder3o3: lives NEXT DOOR to me
[14:54] <Workdug> SC ALTHACK: 0.0
[14:54] <Workdug> SC ALTHACK: holy fuck!
[14:54] <Workdug> SC ALTHACK: you went outside?!
[14:55] <Kenn> roses are red, violets are blue
[14:55] <Kenn> the kid's not mine
[14:55] <Kenn> even though i fucked you
[14:55] <Kenn> sorry, made that up as i went along, but its 4 lines
[14:56] <Kenn> and about love
[14:56] <Workdug> * Moderating as pen...
[14:56] <Workdug> * Finished! 2 approved, and 46 killed.
[14:56] <Workdug> didn't realize i approved any ;[
[14:57] <jmx> lol
[14:58] <jmx> the database is becoming self aware, the quotes are approving themselves
[14:58] <Kenn> w 11713
[14:58] <pinkboa> Weather for Bellport, New York (11713) Conditions & - Updated at 5:42 P
[14:59] <Workdug> w2
[14:59] <poopy> Workdug temp 61F/16C; wind Variable 4mph/6kmh; Conditions Sctered Clouds; Sun
[15:04] <beasty> mm
[15:04] <beasty> need somthing that rhimes on to
[15:04] <beasty> and not po
[15:08] <jmx> and has some semblance of proper grammar
[15:11] <jmx> http://www.pimpmysnack.com/
[15:12] <varius> beasty: does it have to rhym?
[15:12] <Tarkaan> I am SOOOO glad TiVO caught this for me so I could see it again semi-sober.
[15:12] <Tarkaan> OH SNAP!!!
[15:13] <beasty> varius: nah
[15:13] <beasty> i got what i need
[15:13] <beasty> :)
[15:13] <varius> k
[15:14] <beasty> but it sucks
[15:14] <beasty> :p
[15:14] <beasty> so i can't impress the girl
[15:15] <varius> this is 4 a girl then why 4 lines?
[15:15] <beasty> well she asks me if i could write her poeme for english
[15:15] <Workdug> hypr
[15:15] <varius> ahhh...
[15:16] <varius> hey how corney r u willing to go here?
[15:16] <beasty> not to
[15:16] <beasty> :p
[15:16] <beasty> cause it's for english
[15:16] <hypr> sup
[15:17] <Workdug> n/m
[15:17] <Workdug> you?
[15:17] <hypr> shrug =)
[15:17] <varius> that just leaves out so much quality material...
[15:17] <beasty> like ?
[15:17] <beasty> somthing like
[15:17] <beasty> if we meet ... should we fuck or do you just give me head ?
[15:18] <varius> Like uh....idunno.. Like "With a sudden shock, driven to the ground, blinde
[15:19] <beasty> oh well
[15:20] <beasty> or what about 'what i feel, is never been feld before ...'
[15:20] <beasty> and then i'm stuck
[15:20] <varius> oh i think that's good!
[15:21] <beasty> i was thinking in the way like 'when we meet, it's like hiroshima over and o
[15:21] <varius> yeah i dunno about that..
[15:21] <varius> it's like the time i told someone that they made me throw up a little...
[15:21] <beasty> ok
[15:22] <Workdug> url valentine "i'm falling for you"
[15:22] <pinkboa> - "valentine "i'm falling for you"": http://ecards.adoringyou.com/gallery/i
[15:23] <Tordek> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colemanballs
[15:23] <Tordek> "The bowler's Holding; the batsman's Willey" (Brian Johnston)
[15:23] <Tordek> AHAHAHA
[15:23] <Workdug> where is that greeting card
[15:23] <Workdug> with the towers
[15:24] <Workdug> http://stu.luna.tk/falling4u.jpg
[15:24] <Workdug> thanks, geekissues.org
[15:24] <beasty> anyone has an id for the 2nd part ?
[15:24] <Tordek> "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was
[15:24] <Workdug> Recent Search Queries
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[15:24] <timmo> Tool-10000_Days-2006-RNS -aps scene rip out now
[15:25] <beasty> timmo: it was released couple days ago
[15:25] <fearsome> timmo, how is that any better than the last release of it?
[15:25] <beasty> 256kbps ?
[15:28] <timmo> the last releases have been m4a, and 256
[15:29] <beasty> nn
[15:29] <timmo> -aps is considered the "best" over all these days
[15:36] * patrick_ is now known as fearmygas
[15:37] <timmo> theres also a pretty decent thursday webrip
[15:43] <Stereo``> haha
[15:43] <Stereo``> college girls pooping
[15:45] <geck> kinky
[16:03] <Tarkaan> Rjx
[16:13] <wind> http://www.explosm.net/movies/118/
[16:17] <Rjx> i wrote a poem
[16:17] <Rjx> called 'dogs are urinating into the neural pathways of everyone i know, and i a
[16:17] <Rjx> that's actually the whole thing
[16:17] <Rjx> what do you think
[16:22] * varius is now known as var
[16:32] <dunn> http://www.mybestthumbs.com/1303/blonde-shemale-bikini/06.jpg
[16:32] <wind> chick got nuts
[16:32] <orge> you likey the she-males
[16:33] <zamo> hi im searching for ccsa/ccse braindump like testking...
[16:34] <orge> and you think you'll find that here becauseeee?????
[16:34] <orge> .....
[16:35] <zamo> just a long shot
[16:35] <orge> this isnt a warez channel
[16:35] <zamo> i know but...
[16:36] <orge> but you talk to much
[16:37] <Catcher> no u
[16:37] <r3in> =/
[16:37] <Rjx> hkyhbz
[16:39] <Catcher> lies
[16:39] <csqrl> rg took a shot of the bush and i
[16:39] <dunn> orge
[16:39] <orge> dunn
[16:39] <dunn> new tool is out and these bots are queued up
[16:39] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/priv/backyard.jpg
[16:39] <csqrl> enjoy
[16:39] <dunn> you have it on server?
[16:39] <csqrl> time to cook pork
[16:40] <orge> i do
[16:40] <dunn> may i?
[16:40] <orge> my upload doesnt work anymore
[16:40] <dunn> man why not?
[16:40] <orge> its broken
[16:41] <dunn> im in position 20
[16:41] <orge> get a torrent
[16:44] <r3in> .....
[16:45] <r3in> w2
[16:45] <poopy> r3in temp 63F/17C; wind SSE 15mph/24kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:22AM; Sunset
[16:45] <|silicon> http://www.bftgirls.com/potd/?kind=nude&id=785398 - Roses are red violets
[16:45] <r3in> woah
[16:45] <r3in> hold the predd
[16:45] <r3in> ss
[16:45] <r3in> w2 remembered me
[16:45] <poopy> r3in location not found
[16:46] <r3in> ...... wtf?
[16:46] <r3in> not found? you just told me the weather
[16:46] <Workdug> it just tried to look up weather for "remembered me"
[16:46] <r3in> :p
[16:47] <r3in> which means
[16:47] <r3in> it wont work next time
[16:47] <r3in> w2
[16:47] <poopy> r3in location not found
[16:47] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[16:47] <poopy> r3in temp 63F/17C; wind SSE 15mph/24kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:22AM; Sunset
[16:47] <r3in> called that
[16:49] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[16:56] <Thuryn> jestuh
[16:57] <Workdug> w2
[16:57] <poopy> Workdug temp 56F/13C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Overcast; Sunrise 6:04
[16:58] <Thuryn> hm. good point.
[16:58] <Thuryn> .w 65203
[16:58] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.4°W, 271M); Last Updated: 6:54 PM CDT; Dew Point: 60
[16:58] <Thuryn> that humidity is making us sweat :/
[17:01] <Kurin> I hope they don't break into Cerebro in X3 as well
[17:01] <Kurin> That's getting old
[17:05] <Workdug> well technically, Thuryn, the humidity is making it harder for your sweat t
[17:05] <Workdug> it is not causing sweating
[17:05] <Workdug> the heat would do that
[17:07] <Tarkaan> yay,. I take a phone call, I bill an hour...
[17:07] <Tarkaan> if I have to pause my tivo, there better be a P.O. involved.
[17:20] <jestuh> sup Thuryn
[17:21] <Thuryn> jestuh, scuttlebutt...
[17:21] <Thuryn> LIVES!
[17:21] <jestuh> YES!!!!!!!!!!
[17:23] <D1> I'm all set for surgery
[17:23] <jestuh> to pull out the gay gene?
[17:23] <D1> MY SEX CHANGE
[17:23] <jestuh> sweet!
[17:23] <D1> and I get plenty of vicodin
[17:26] <Thuryn> crap
[17:27] <Thuryn> i just locked myself out of it :(
[17:30] <jestuh> rofl
[17:30] <jestuh> NOOB
[17:30] <Thuryn> yeah.
[17:30] <jestuh> ** Transfer Completed (78550 KB, 1 min 59.316 sec, 658.3 KB/sec)
[17:30] <Thuryn> i created a user account, added it to the sudoers file, then set up sshd to
[17:30] <Thuryn> then logged out to test it
[17:30] <jestuh> i forgot they doubled my bandwidth here at home
[17:30] <jestuh> <3
[17:30] <Thuryn> I FUCKING FORGOT TO SET THE PASSWORD ON MY NEW ACCOUNT!
[17:31] <Thuryn> <--- dumb ass
[17:31] <dekkon> no joke
[17:31] <kitchen> hah
[17:31] <Twin`> burn
[17:31] <kitchen> you can't su ?
[17:31] <kitchen> type 'su -' press enter, type in your root password, press enter.
[17:31] <kitchen> sudo is overrated
[17:32] <dekkon> your mom is overrated
[17:33] <Stereo``> yours is underrated
[17:33] <Stereo``> i highly recommend her
[17:34] <swight> http://www.dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1935
[17:34] <swight> Fujitsu Announces World's Largest Capacity Storage Arrays, 1.3 Petabytes
[17:34] <Twin`> url imdb wild wild west
[17:34] <pinkboa> - "imdb wild wild west": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120891/
[17:35] <Tarkaan> swight, your mom has the largest capacity storage!!!!!!!!!!!111111~!~~~!
[17:36] <swight> yah, I have a big head, its not her fault
[17:36] <wind> petabytes?
[17:36] <swight> 1000 terabytes
[17:36] <swight> 1024
[17:37] <jestuh> that's it?
[17:37] <jestuh> not worth my time
[17:37] <swight> that's a million Gigs dude
[17:37] <jestuh> yeah because i was serious
[17:37] <dekkon> for fure
[17:37] <dekkon> sure
[17:38] <Twin`> as long as they could keep that electricity rockin'
[17:38] <Twin`> if we ever ended up in a 'the day after tomorrow' situation
[17:39] <Twin`> anyone owning one of those would be perfectly fine
[17:39] <kitchen> haha
[17:39] <swight> need a home hydrogen cell cabinet to keep the electricty going
[17:39] <Twin`> unplug the cooling and take off the side panels
[17:43] <wind> make a plane
[17:44] <wind> and fly as high as you can
[17:49] <Thuryn> wtf are you supposed to do with a petabyte?
[17:49] <Thuryn> there's NO WAY you'll ever be able to watch that much pron
[17:50] <Twin`> Warez Museum of Sweden
[17:50] <jestuh> YES THERE IS
[17:50] <jestuh> ;[
[17:50] <Thuryn> lolo
[17:50] <Thuryn> -o
[17:50] <Twin`> if you look at new porn every single day of your life for years, then maybe
[17:51] <Thuryn> every day for 30 years would only be 10,000
[17:51] <Thuryn> if every DVD is 4GB, that's 40,000GB = 40TB
[17:52] <Thuryn> not even close
[17:52] <Twin`> who downloads dvds of porn?
[17:52] * Thuryn starts watching them at 16X speed!
[17:52] <Twin`> those take too long
[17:53] <Kurin> Yeah there's a lot of fluff in porn
[17:53] <Kurin> You'll have to skip past all the talking
[17:57] <Twin`> wow, progressive offers insurance for segways
[17:58] <jestuh> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/danp207/ugliestmotherfuckerever.jpg
[17:58] <dekkon> more like biggest forhead ever
[18:00] <wind> it's beavis
[18:00] * jestuh changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo | sw
[18:01] <kitchen> jestuh: cut off
[18:01] <kitchen> timmo: what's this about nero 7 and mp3s?
[18:03] * jestuh changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo | to
[18:03] <wind> i want to be in the secret chan
[18:05] <jestuh> even if you were, you don't have access to what the secret msg is about ;x
[18:05] <wind> :(
[18:05] <wind> then give me access
[18:05] <wind> too
[18:05] <jestuh> hahahahahaha
[18:05] <jestuh> you are soo funny
[18:05] <wind> :)
[18:06] <wind> so? what are you waiting for? sheeet
[18:10] <Catcher> dammit, that damn secret chan again
[18:12] <swight> Man, son, neighbor swallowed by cesspool
[18:12] <swight> Trip to get Sunday paper from lawn turns into scene ‘like a horror picture’
[18:12] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12467325/
[18:13] <Catcher> whoa
[18:13] <jestuh> that about the one dead guy?
[18:13] <jestuh> ah nah
[18:13] <jestuh> different story
[18:13] <swight> no, but they mention in 2001 about the guy who died in the same method
[18:13] <Thuryn> msnbc is such a reliable source... :/
[18:14] <swight> what a "shitty" way to go
[18:14] <jestuh> fofofo
[18:14] <jestuh> it's an AP story
[18:14] <wind> i want to ap your mother
[18:15] <Thuryn> i've seen msnbc fuck up many an AP story
[18:15] <Thuryn> it's amazing
[18:18] <jestuh> http://tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=634
[18:18] <jestuh> haha
[18:18] <Thuryn> heh.
[18:18] <Thuryn> it *is* evil when i do handstands
[18:19] <Thuryn> they usually turn into faceplants
[18:19] <swight> that's incredibly tame for T-shirt hell
[18:20] <jestuh> yeah most of the new ones today are tame
[18:20] <swight> Just like human boys and girls, male monkeys like to play with toy cars whil
[18:20] <jestuh> http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt_042406.htm
[18:20] <Thuryn> ...and masturbate in front of the girls, who beg to be tied up and...
[18:20] <Thuryn> oh wait. n/m
[18:21] <swight> http://www.azstarnet.com/allheadlines/108552
[18:22] <Thuryn> jestuh, LMFAO!
[18:22] <Thuryn> she's not wearing a bra either
[18:22] <Thuryn> and she's a guy
[18:23] <jestuh> haha
[18:27] <Thuryn> there was actually a very popular lingerie store in... Syria, I think for a
[18:28] <Thuryn> women only
[18:28] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[18:30] * Thuryn is amused by cat hunting mosquitos
[18:31] <swight> heh I had a cat once, out in the backyard, insect buzzing around his head, a
[18:31] <swight> Unofotunately, it was a bee, he let it go rather quickly.
[18:31] <swight> Unfortunately
[18:31] <Thuryn> heh
[18:31] <Thuryn> i would love to see my cat get stung
[18:31] <Thuryn> she's rather stupid that way
[18:32] <dekkon> We're sorry, but Gmail is temporarily unavailable. We're currently working t
[18:32] <wind> like yo mommahh
[18:32] <dekkon>              
[18:32] <dekkon>              
[18:32] <dekkon>              
[18:32] <dekkon>              
[18:32] <dekkon>              
[18:32] <wind> gmail is up for me
[18:33] <dekkon> then it must have just come up
[18:34] <Thuryn> WIND, WHERE IS YOUR M-I-R-C?
[18:34] <wind> here?
[18:34] <Thuryn> you appear to be in more than one place at a time
[18:36] <blackchr> anybody from the bay area in CA?
[18:36] <swight> heh, first day at work, american company (call centre), and the dude the cam
[18:36] <Thuryn> heh.
[18:37] <Thuryn> yeah, well
[18:37] <Thuryn> the 2nd Amendment is funny that way
[18:37] <Thuryn> much like the 1st Amendment.
[18:37] <swight> funny as a gun shot to the face
[18:37] <Thuryn> the people using it shouldn't be. and vice versa.
[18:38] <Thuryn> swight, not all gun owners are trigger-happy nutters
[18:38] <swight> I know that, Canadians own a lot of guns per capita.
[18:39] <Thuryn> just smart enough not to bring them to work?
[18:39] <Twin`> reminds me about a state that started issuing concealed carry licenses
[18:39] <swight> Well, they are usually hunting rifles, not hand guns.
[18:40] <Twin`> and like the 3rd guy to get one, glocked some guy in the face like a week lat
[18:40] <Twin`> and the woman was pissed
[18:40] <wind> i like to shoot my gun all over your mothers face
[18:40] <Thuryn> Twin that sentence made no sense
[18:40] <swight> the woman was pissed?
[18:41] <swight> And for the record, Spam subjects are just getting weird: "fire department s
[18:41] <t3h-gr1m> lol
[18:41] <t3h-gr1m> Check the bottom of the message.
[18:41] <Thuryn> "Sir, how would you rate our response to your fire on a scale of 1 to 10?"
[18:41] <t3h-gr1m> Four paragraphs of RANDOM NONSENSE WORDS.
[18:42] <Twin`> yea swight
[18:42] <Twin`> she was mad cause he shot the other guy
[18:42] <Thuryn> why?
[18:43] <jonathans> http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/7297/holyfuckinglongcat7hn.jpg
[18:43] <Thuryn> did he have the aids and she got sprayed?
[18:43] <kitchen> clearly photoshopped.
[18:43] <swight> so sad when your pussy gets all stretched out of shape like that
[18:44] <swight> needs to do kegels
[18:44] <Twin`> no
[18:45] <Twin`> it was one of those instead of saving someone, and getting a 'omg i love you
[18:47] <kitchen> http://www.kegel-exercise.com/kegel_exerciser.html bwhahaha it's like a fuc
[18:47] <wind> that's so photoshopped
[18:47] <Zera> whats wrong with nero 7 for mp3 burning?
[18:49] * PixieMeat is now away, reason: eating cheetoes and drinking beer
[18:49] * PixieMeat is now known as PixieGone
[18:49] <swight> wait for me!
[18:49] <PixieGone> ;)
[18:50] <kitchen> bam.
[18:50] <swight> right in the kissah! BAM! right in the kissah!
[18:51] <PixieGone> i love you.
[18:57] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[18:57] <DigDug> thanks claws
[18:58] <wind> url converting film to digital
[18:58] <pinkboa> - "converting film to digital": http://www.brienposey.com/kb/film_to_dvd.as
[18:58] <wind> hm
[18:58] <wind> url film to digital - cameras
[18:58] <pinkboa> - "film to digital - cameras": http://www.kenrockwell.com/tech/filmdig.htm
[18:59] <Twin`> you want a film scanner i'm guessing
[19:00] <wind> you know what sucked pen
[19:00] <swight> your momma?
[19:00] * dougmoney has been mistaken for someone that cares.
[19:00] <wind> i went into a ritzcamera and they turned their noses up at me because i wanted
[19:00] <DigDug> stupids
[19:01] <wind> and i have no clue why, they are jackasses
[19:01] <DigDug> what did they say?
[19:01] <DigDug> you could always ask to play around with some lenses with their d50
[19:01] <wind> i know right
[19:01] <wind> i asked if they had a 180mm f2.8
[19:01] <wind> and they said no, as soon as i said it and when i looked behind the counter ag
[19:02] <Peaceduck> is that a prime?
[19:02] <Peaceduck> did you point it out to them?
[19:02] <wind> your mom is a prime
[19:02] <Peaceduck> a lot of people just don't know their stock
[19:02] <Peaceduck> although judging by their instant response, i would say they just thought
[19:02] <wind> it was right there, not like it was in a box hidden, it was in the glass cases
[19:03] <Peaceduck> which will translate into you never buying anything there
[19:03] <Peaceduck> did you say, "look, i think i see one."
[19:03] <wind> i got my friend to walk in there with his parents canon 20d and after about 10
[19:03] <wind> all he said was 'you probably won't be able to afford me' and walked out
[19:04] * PixieGone is now known as PixieMeat
[19:05] <wind> the people over at ritz seem very snobbish
[19:05] <wind> i guess if i don't roll in with a d2x or a mkII they won't serve me
[19:05] <wind> the pricks
[19:05] <wind> now i'm angry
[19:06] <Twin`> wind
[19:06] <Twin`> i would have called them out
[19:07] <Twin`> over the box that is
[19:08] <wind> i like to be modest
[19:08] <wind> so i don't have to own them with photography knowledge
[19:09] <_3FG> I've been in here for five minutes and no one has been funny yet
[19:09] <Twin`> the secret is to not talk.
[19:09] <_3FG> ah
[19:10] <_3FG> I was aware of that
[19:12] <Thuryn> _3FG, rule #1 in #geekissues: lurk
[19:12] <_3FG> I see
[19:12] <dunn> rule #2 in gi: lurk
[19:12] <_3FG> I have a legitimate question actually
[19:13] <dunn> rule #3: if its your first night in gi...
[19:13] <dunn> you have to lurk
[19:13] <_3FG> but I am trying to solve it before I ask
[19:13] <Thuryn> rule #4: stfu
[19:13] <_3FG> can do
[19:14] <jestuh> sup 3fg
[19:14] <_3FG> Ok, I couldn't solve it
[19:14] <_3FG> I like (don't kick me) bash, but I hear qdb is better
[19:15] <Thuryn> it is
[19:15] <jestuh> you shouldn't "hear" things when you can make your own judgements
[19:15] <_3FG> I want to know how to only view quotes that aren't in the negative
[19:15] <_3FG> jestuh: I am
[19:15] <jestuh> on which site?
[19:15] <_3FG> on qdb
[19:16] <jestuh> doesn't appear pen has that feature
[19:16] <jestuh> but on bash it's http://bash.org/?random1
[19:16] <wind> url nikon em review
[19:16] <pinkboa> - "nikon em review": http://www.camerahobby.com/Review-EM.html
[19:16] <_3FG> yep
[19:16] <_3FG> ok
[19:16] <_3FG> thanks
[19:16] <jestuh> n/p
[19:17] <dunn> http://adv.alsscan.com/alsscan/c4ww2/mt7h/stephanie044.jpg virgin
[19:17] <Thuryn> im afraid to look
[19:17] <blackchr> tasty
[19:17] <Lazydug> [22:09:51] * _3FG was kicked by dekkon (we are not here for your amusement.
[19:17] <Lazydug> just a note, that percentage is actually lower
[19:17] <Catcher> !bush
[19:17] <pinkboa> I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico. I know him.
[19:18] <jestuh> you mean higher? ;[
[19:18] <Catcher> !bush
[19:18] <pinkboa> I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the m
[19:18] <Catcher> haha
[19:18] <_3FG> I do like that !stfutank one
[19:19] <Tordek> !stfutank
[19:19] <Tordek> ?
[19:19] <Tordek> :S
[19:20] <_3FG> search qdb
[19:24] <Tordek> _3FG uhm
[19:24] <Tordek> no results
[19:25] <_3FG> ok, I'll get the number
[19:25] <jestuh> http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newsletter_042406.htm noindex
[19:25] <jestuh> bahaha last hatemail and reply are hilarious
[19:26] <_3FG> 58765
[19:26] <_3FG> tordek
[19:26] <D1> gay
[19:27] <D1> I got a B
[19:27] <D1> ;[
[19:27] <D1> but the class average was a 60
[19:27] <D1> so I don't feel as retarded
[19:27] <D1> but stilll....a B
[19:29] <Thuryn> a B on a curve, or fixed scale?
[19:30] <D1> I dont know actually, I think she'll curve since my class suffers from severe me
[19:31] <Thuryn> +/- grading?
[19:33] <Twin`> holy shit
[19:33] <Twin`> i almost bid 23 grand on a camera on ebay
[19:35] <wind> link
[19:36] <Twin`> no link, i fucked up and put my zipcode in the wrong box
[19:36] <wind> what camera
[19:36] <Twin`> nikon n65
[19:36] <wind> :o
[19:36] * istheshit is now known as plantlife
[19:37] <wind> why a 65?
[19:37] <Twin`> cause i'm poor
[19:38] <wind> hm
[19:38] <_3FG> 23 grand is not poor
[19:39] <Twin`> you're talking again.
[19:39] <Twin`> if you want to recommend something else that won't leave my wallet as a irrev
[19:39] <wind> hm
[19:39] * Thuryn tries to remember how long he lurked when he first arrived.
[19:39] <wind> let me check ebay
[19:39] <jestuh> eh that wasn't a troll statement
[19:39] <jestuh> ;[
[19:40] <_3FG> this is hard work!
[19:40] <jestuh> haha
[19:40] <jestuh> sup badtz
[19:40] <wind> canon k2
[19:40] <Badtzmaru> hola
[19:41] <jestuh> hair is now freshly dyed black for my interview wednesday
[19:41] <Badtzmaru> what color was it previously?
[19:41] <dekkon> hot pink
[19:41] <Twin`> i want to make an emo joke.
[19:41] <wind> rape victim pink
[19:41] <wind> aw
[19:42] <jestuh> i've been dying my hair black since i was 12-13, so half my life hehe
[19:42] <jestuh> i just had terrible roots
[19:42] <jestuh> normally medium brown
[19:42] <wind> fitty bones for a canon k2
[19:42] <dougmoney> safety
[19:43] <wind> wow, does thero just have autojoin on
[19:43] <jestuh> some clients have a 'hammer'-type mode for onjoin chans
[19:43] <wind> ban
[19:44] <Badtzmaru> who did thero annoy today?
[19:45] <jestuh> prolly everyone
[19:45] <wind> preemptive strike on thero
[19:45] <kitchen> who DOESN'T thero annoy on a daily basis
[19:46] <Badtzmaru> indeed
[19:46] <jestuh> hmm i wanna try on the new suit i picked up today but now i'm afraid to get
[19:46] <jestuh> i'll wait till after scrubbing latuh
[19:47] <Thero> well go ahead
[19:47] <Thero> annoy me
[19:47] <Thero> right now im plotting a murder
[19:48] <wind> god damnit, he talked, ban him
[19:48] <Thero> Seriously what compells the Vagina to make a bitch lie and cheat?
[19:50] <Twin`> wind: ebay says $70 potential bones for a n65, 2 sigma lenses, a camera bag,
[19:51] <Thuryn> Thero, she suffers from SLP
[19:51] <Thero> Stupid Loser Person?
[19:51] <Thuryn> Severe Lack of a Penis
[19:51] <Metalcore> damn, I was gonna say that, too
[19:51] <Thero> she had enough penis
[19:51] <Thero> infact
[19:51] <Thero> she had more than enough
[19:51] <Thero> she had mine and some other dudes....
[19:52] <Thuryn> that's not what i meant
[19:52] <Thero> but no worries
[19:52] <Thero> I have pictures.
[19:52] <Twin`> pics.
[19:52] <Thuryn> !pics
[19:52] <Thero> When your easy on the first date you should check.
[19:52] <Thero> Oh no.
[19:52] <Thero> These are for school.
[19:52] <Thero> :D
[19:52] <Thuryn> !pics here first
[19:52] <Thero> what the fuck
[19:52] <Thero> doy ou people think i have a scanner
[19:52] <Thero> or a digital cam?
[19:52] <Twin`> either or
[19:52] <Twin`> who the hell takes nudie shots on film?
[19:53] <Thero> Me.
[19:53] <Thuryn> and then doesn't share
[19:53] <Thuryn> after bragging about having them
[19:53] <Thuryn> fucker
[19:53] <Thero> That's what you get for being mean to me.
[19:53] <Metalcore> if I was a film developer, i'd so make extra copies of all the nudies.
[19:53] <Thuryn> false accusations!
[19:54] <Thuryn> you were never abused any more or less than anyone else in here (and usually
[19:54] <Thero> Yes
[19:54] <Thero> But you didn't stop it.
[19:54] <Twin`> http://cgi.ebay.com/Polaroid-SprintScan-4000_W0QQitemZ9717161131QQcategoryZ37
[19:54] <Twin`> buy that
[19:54] <Twin`> NOW
[19:54] <jestuh> i hate you...now send me pics
[19:54] * Thuryn notes his significant lack of ops and points same out to Thero
[19:55] <dekkon> calc 33 c in f
[19:55] <Thero> If you really cared about nonexsistant pics, you would of tried.
[19:55] <pinkboa> - 33 degrees Celsius = 91.4 degrees Fahrenheit
[19:55] <Thero> .........fuck.
[19:55] <dekkon> awesome
[19:55] <dekkon> the highest temp of my harddrives is 33c
[19:55] <Thuryn> *nonexistent, *would have
[19:55] <Thero> it's not would of?
[19:55] <Thuryn> no.
[19:55] <Thero> err
[19:55] <Thero> wow
[19:55] <Thero> *would've
[19:55] <Metalcore> would habe, yeah
[19:55] <Metalcore> er.
[19:55] <Thero> oh my god....
[19:55] <Metalcore> too much german
[19:56] <Metalcore> habe.
[19:56] <dekkon> actually cpu is 33, hda is 24 hdb is 31 and hdc is 30
[19:56] <Thero> SEIG HEIL
[19:56] <Thuryn> and i wouldn't have tried to change the nature of this place
[19:56] <Thuryn> just to get nudie pics
[19:56] <Thuryn> i mean c'mon. this is the internet.
[19:56] <Metalcore> SIEG*
[19:56] <Thero> Exactly.
[19:56] <Thero> Find your own.
[19:57] <Metalcore> ES IST ZEIT FWIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN.
[19:57] <Metalcore> Ctf.
[19:57] <jestuh> hmm new pearl jam isn't very exciting
[19:57] <Metalcore> wtf.
[19:57] <Thero> ...wtf
[19:57] <Metalcore> alt codes messed up my anti-semitism.
[19:57] <Metalcore> >_>
[19:57] <jestuh> you prejudice bastard
[19:57] <Metalcore> curse you south park.
[19:57] <Thero> You're keyboard is a Nazi.
[19:58] <Thero> ThirdReich Tech is not allowed here.
[19:58] <Thuryn> *your
[19:58] <Thero> GOD
[19:58] <Thero> SCREW IT
[19:58] <Thero> OK I SPEAK THEROESE
[19:58] <Thero> NOT ENGLISH
[19:58] <Thuryn> AND SHARE NO PICS
[19:58] <Metalcore> for the record, those who watch south park, what that means (during the P
[19:58] <Thuryn> SO THERE
[19:58] <jestuh> thero, cut down on caps plz
[19:59] <wind> yeah thero, you peepee breath
[19:59] <Thuryn> lol
[19:59] <jestuh> ah ok Metalcore, i never bothered to translate
[19:59] <Metalcore> NO CAPS PLZKTHX
[19:59] <Metalcore> Well, I relaized i understood some of it.
[19:59] <Metalcore> I understood "It is time for ____. We must ____ the Jews.
[19:59] <Metalcore> it's the blanks that make it offensive/
[20:00] <Metalcore> It is time for fornication. We must have sex with the Jews.
[20:00] <jestuh> nah it's not offensive
[20:00] <Thuryn> Jeopardy / silence
[20:00] <jestuh> i'm actually wearing my new "offensive" shirt
[20:00] <jestuh> <3 it
[20:00] <jestuh> lemme get you a link
[20:00] <Metalcore> not quite the same offensiveness as "revenge" and "wipe out"
[20:00] <jestuh> http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=603 noindex
[20:00] <Metalcore> Although, on the episode, it's pronounced incorrectly (or nonstandardly,
[20:01] <Thuryn> how about: war / enlist
[20:01] <Thuryn> s/enlist/conscript
[20:01] <Metalcore> Räche (revenge) would be Ray-sha, not Rish (long i).
[20:02] <Metalcore> and I'm not sure if Juden is pronounced with a J sound or a Y sound.
[20:02] <Metalcore> I think there are no native German words that have the j sound, i believe
[20:13] <Tordek> Metalcore: j as in german ch?
[20:13] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[20:14] <Metalcore> j as in the 'g' in german?
[20:14] <Tordek> asin jack?
[20:14] <Metalcore> in "german"
[20:14] <Metalcore> right
[20:14] <Tordek> ah
[20:16] <Thuryn> *jah
[20:16] <Catcher> testing
[20:17] <Catcher> good deal
[20:17] <jestuh> testing
[20:18] <Catcher> :(
[20:18] <jestuh> IT WAS A TEST
[20:18] <Catcher> you failed!
[20:18] <jestuh> NEVUH
[20:18] <Tordek> Catcher: no advances on mw?
[20:19] <Catcher> nope not yet, the last news i heard was a week ago today saying they were o
[20:19] * Disconnected
[20:19] * Attempting to rejoin channel #geekissues
[20:19] * Rejoined channel #geekissues
[20:19] * Topic is 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo | top secret msg in
[20:19] * Set by jestuh!jestuh@sysfail.com on Mon Apr 24 18:03:30
[20:26] <wind> do cellphone signal boosters really work?
[20:27] <dekkon> no
[20:30] <wind> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4208527555956100619&q=motorola+PEBL
[20:30] <Zera> that topic aint fair...what secret chan? whats the top secret message? grr
[20:30] <Metalcore> exactly.
[20:30] <wind> hopefully it won't be crap since i got it from ebay, but it's new and sealed
[20:30] <Thuryn> DO NOT TALK ABOUT SECRET CHAN!
[20:30] <Badtzmaru> heh, 2 of my co workers and and failed the pebl already
[20:30] <Badtzmaru> had and failed even
[20:30] <kitchen> Zera: if you were supposed to know about the secret chan, you would know ab
[20:31] <Badtzmaru> neat looking though
[20:31] <Zera> exactly
[20:31] <Zera> its driving me nuts
[20:31] <jestuh> pebl?
[20:31] <wind> fail why?
[20:32] <Badtzmaru> *shrug*
[20:32] <Badtzmaru> I cant be arsed bothering with phones
[20:32] <jestuh> when did you turn english?
[20:32] <Badtzmaru> when i started dating a brit!
[20:33] <jestuh> ahh you ran out of white american women?
[20:33] <wind> colbert report
[20:33] <bos`> supz
[20:33] <jestuh> hell yeah wind
[20:33] <jestuh> sup bos
[20:33] <Badtzmaru> long time ago
[20:34] <bos`> nothin just got off work
[20:50] <michael`> BUT SINCE YOUVE BEEN GONE
[20:50] <var> shut it steve perry
[20:51] <var> wehre's journey huh
[20:51] <michael`> youre out of touch, man
[20:51] <michael`> this is kelly clarkson
[20:51] <var> haha
[20:51] <michael`> the hottest young thing to explode out of blah blah blah
[20:51] <michael`> since xyz
[20:51] <var> kelly clarkson the hottest blappity blap
[20:51] <var> of that piece of shit idol blap
[20:51] <var> i assume
[20:52] <michael`> haha word
[20:52] <Metalcore> Journey SO >>> Kelly Clarkson
[20:52] <michael`> i like that song
[20:52] <michael`> she has a strong voice
[20:53] <michael`> it makes me think, "i'd like to cum down her throat"
[20:53] <jestuh> indeed
[20:55] <var> haha
[20:55] <kitchen> it's no longer pee in her butt, eh?
[20:55] <Zera> hey if you dont wanna do that...
[20:55] <jestuh> hahaha @ wind
[20:56] <jestuh> err
[20:56] <jestuh> colbert
[20:56] <jestuh> meant to address to wind
[20:56] <jestuh> distracted.
[20:56] <jestuh> kill me.
[20:56] <DigDug> haha
[20:56] <DigDug> wind > colbert?
[20:56] <jestuh> rofl
[20:56] <jestuh> ;[
[21:17] <DigDug> http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0419062doc1.html
[21:17] <dekkon> +0
[21:23] * dekkon changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo |htt
[21:23] * dekkon changes topic to 'do not update to nero 7 if you burn mp3s to audio cd -timmo | ht
[21:25] * DigDug changes topic to 'digdug needs crack/serial/patch for slickedit 10.0.0.3 |
[21:25] * DigDug changes topic to 'digdug needs crack/serial/patch for slickedit 10.0.0.3 | nero7 s
[21:30] <Kalamazoo> whats with nero 7 sucking, any specifics ?
[21:32] <Catcher> changed the topic of #geekissues to: do not update to nero 7, it will make
[21:32] <Kalamazoo> good enough reason
[21:32] <Catcher> !rules
[21:32] <Catcher> yeah
[21:32] * fenix is now known as pi
[21:34] <michael`> bush said something good today
[21:35] <michael`> about immigrants
[21:35] <michael`> he said something about how people talk of deporting illegal immigrants
[21:35] <michael`> "the thing we have to remember is that these are human beings we're talkin
[21:37] <Wabbit98> not according to Lou Dobbs
[21:37] <DigDug> man
[21:37] <DigDug> the only problems caused by illegal immigrants
[21:37] <DigDug> are actually problems caused by stupid laws
[21:38] <DigDug> and i will not elaborate, because i'm up past my bedtime
[21:38] <Wabbit98> I wonder when Lou Dobbs family came over here from Europe and from what co
[21:38] <var> heh
[21:38] <var> nite nite then pen
[21:39] <wind> no work tomorrow
[21:39] <wind> i hope my phone comes tomorrow
[21:43] <wind> is cingular a better service then tmobile?
[21:43] <orge> maybe
[21:44] <jonathans> but they have catherine zeta jones
[21:46] <jestuh> everyone knows pen will be awake until at least 1am est for woot.com new dea
[21:46] <wind> ha
[21:47] <blackchr> I have cingular and for me, the service is terrible
[21:47] <blackchr> easy to add features, far more difficult to remove them, terrible coverage
[21:47] <pi> i've got verizon, best service ever
[21:47] <kitchen> my service is only bad at home and at work
[21:47] <kitchen> i do get lots of dropped calls, yes
[21:48] <wind> i hate cdma
[21:48] <klassik> verizon nickel and dimes you to death, but you can't beat their coverage
[21:49] <wind> i've never gotten a dropped call with tmobile
[21:49] <Catcher> The algebraic equation for Mr. T is: T = Pi(t+y)/f Where "f" is the number
[21:49] <wind> i have a phone with a weak signal strength, and i want to go prepaid but tmobi
[21:50] <blackchr> yep, most of them do
[21:50] <blackchr> you can get minutes that last up to a year with trac-fone
[21:50] <blackchr> my whole family uses them
[21:50] <klassik> yeah my mom and dad have those too.
[21:50] <pi> what's with that new amp'd mobile, 99$ a month, unlimited minutes
[21:51] <pi> unlimited anytime
[21:51] <Catcher> It dawned on Mr T after already pouring the Coca Puffs in his bowl, that he
[21:51] <Twin`> wow, you know what creeps me out?
[21:51] <bos`> goto bed!
[21:51] <bos`> quitter
[21:51] <Twin`> the fact that hellman's mayo jars and bottles specifically say real mayonnais
[21:51] <Catcher> i can't help it!
[21:51] <Catcher> i found a new tcl
[21:51] <bos`> lol
[21:51] <bos`> ;[
[21:51] <Twin`> if you don't make mayo out of egg whites, what else....?
[21:52] <Catcher> ok ok :( night
[21:52] <Wabbit98> fake egg whites?
[21:52] <kitchen> bash: line 1: /usr/bin/tail: Input/output error
[21:52] <kitchen> err
[21:52] <csqrl> i made a blog
[21:52] <kitchen> :(
[21:52] <csqrl> i called it dumblog
[21:53] <Catcher> !mrt
[21:53] <Catcher> bah
[21:53] <csqrl> BaH
[21:56] <var> and just what are you logging
[21:56] <jestuh> DA JESTUH NOW OWNS AND HAS TRIED ON AN ENTIRE SUIT
[21:56] <jestuh> MARK YOUR CALENDARS
[21:57] <Zera> is this a holiday from now on?
[21:57] <Zera> national suit day?
[21:57] <dekkon> did they have to custom make it?
[21:57] <Wabbit98> what is the designer label on the suit?
[21:58] <dekkon> with kevlar sleeves so your pizza cutter hands dont shred the insides
[21:58] <wind> since i have a sidekick right now, with it's data plan from tmobile, if i put
[21:58] <dekkon> you should be able to use the internet if they have their browser setup
[21:58] <dekkon> i think
[21:59] <kitchen> wind: only if it's not network-locked to another network
[21:59] <kitchen> even if you move the sim card from one phone to another you generally have
[21:59] <jonathans> http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/toastylaptop.jpg
[21:59] <jestuh> fuck yeah dekkon
[21:59] <wind> tmobile phone to tmobile phone
[21:59] <Twin`> hedgehogs are theshit
[21:59] <wind> don't need to get it unlocked
[22:00] <dekkon> tmo phone to tmo phone you should be fine
[22:00] <Wabbit98> probably looking at porn
[22:00] <dekkon> i want a hedgehog
[22:00] <wind> so even though i have the smart data for sidekick, if i use it in a normal cel
[22:00] <dekkon> or echinda whichever the case it may be
[22:00] <dekkon> yes
[22:01] <wind> actually, nm, that wouldn't be a good idea, it would be cheaper the other way
[22:01] <Twin`> it's actually kinda funny
[22:01] <wind> if i got a min. plan and text service
[22:01] <Twin`> cause sonic resembles a hedgehog far more than knuckles would ever resemble a
[22:01] <dekkon> i just figured out how to use the macro function on my camera
[22:02] <Twin`> echidnas look like the love child of an anteater and a porcupine
[22:02] <dekkon> so does your mom but you dont hear us complaining
[22:02] <Twin`> :(
[22:02] <wind>                           
[22:02] <wind>                           
[22:02] <wind>                           
[22:02] <wind>                           
[22:02] <wind>                           
[22:02] <kitchen> !oh
[22:02] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[22:02] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[22:02] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[22:02] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[22:02] <Twin`> http://www.idilium.com/Australian_Wildlife/images/echidna.jpg
[22:08] <kootaphor> irc://mesra.dal.net:7000/cybersex
[22:09] <slackR> ciber flasher
[22:09] <slackR> cyber*
[22:09] <slackR> ugh, need sleep
[22:16] <D1> can't get any. ;[
[22:16] <D1> hopefully tomorrow when I see my pdoc she'll give me some narcotics to sleep
[22:16] <D1> and god knows what else
[22:16] <bos`> who needs sleep
[22:16] <blackchr> the weak
[22:16] <kitchen> what's sleep
[22:16] <var> sleep overrated during evening hours when the daystar has vanished
[22:16] <bos`> ask jester
[22:17] <D1> <3 sleep
[22:21] <D1> I miss sleep.
[22:22] <jestuh> rofl
[22:22] <bos`> jester sleeps normal hours
[22:22] <bos`> not like 5 years ago
[22:22] <jestuh> rofl normal still isn't normal normal
[22:23] <bos`> i sleep 2am-11am
[22:31] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[22:37] <jestuh> haha you sleep waaaaay too much
[22:38] <jestuh> i normally do 2:30-8:30am
[22:42] <jmx> sleeping to 11 am is how it should be
[22:42] <michael`> .url microsoft streets and trips
[22:42] <jmx> i dont, but i would if i could
[22:42] <Tubbee> http://www.microsoft.com/streets/
[22:47] <jestuh> http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1185750_1||525488|1_0_,00.htm
[22:48] <Wabbit98> why must it be bold
[22:49] <jestuh> because of it's hilarity
[22:49] <Twin`> COME FOR Jackson, getting medieval on some reptiles and dropping 12-letter ex
[22:49] <Twin`> motherfucking is 13 letters
[22:49] <Wabbit98> hehehe
[22:50] <Wabbit98> I wonder what 12-letter expletive they are talking about
[22:51] <jestuh> motherfucker
[22:51] <Twin`> the only other possibility i could think of is motherfuckER
[22:51] <Wabbit98> yeah\
[22:51] <Twin`> which, given the topic, i doubt he'd say more than motherfucking
[22:51] <var> mothafucking
[22:51] <var> in his oratory style
[22:51] <jestuh> haha
[22:51] <Twin`> please
[22:52] <Twin`> sammy is one of the few black actors that can pronounce words as intended
[22:52] <Twin`> don't sully his name like that.
[22:52] <var> i though u meant
[22:52] <var> jesse
[22:52] <Wabbit98> I doubt Jesse Jackson wouth ever say motherfucker
[22:52] <Twin`> jesse jackson is a civil rights activist and minister
[22:52] <var> thats why i found it amusing
[22:52] <Wabbit98> *would
[22:52] <Twin`> why the hell would he be in a movie?
[22:52] <var> but you'd think such a leader and activist
[22:53] <var> wouldnt knockup women on the side
[22:53] <var> being a minister and all either
[22:53] <Wabbit98> Popes in the past have knocked up women
[22:53] <var> and he does a mean green eggs and ham
[23:05] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[23:11] <jestuh> http://www.therawfeed.com/2006/04/nyc-manholes-turned-into-coffee-for.html
[23:12] <Stereo`> name that song: "She's sixty-eight, but she says she's twenty-four"
[23:13] <bos`> SUCKS
[23:13] <bos`> i win.
[23:15] <Stereo`> not really
[23:15] <qoa> http://www.truthout.org/docs_200' is a 404.
[23:18] <michael`> i aint gonna work
[23:18] <michael`> on maggies farm no more
[23:25] <jestuh> qoa is that the entire url for you?
[23:25] <Stereo`> yeah, it cuts off there
[23:30] * jestuh changes topic to 'warez is for queerz | http://www.truthout.org/docs_2006/042306G.
[23:30] <var> bah if it werent for warez porn and v ideo games
[23:30] <var> we woudlnt be speaking
[23:32] <jestuh> shhhhhhhhh
[23:36] <qoa> Yeah it's cut off for me.
[23:36] <jestuh> NOT ANYMORE
[23:36] <jestuh> GO READ
[23:36] <qoa> I see.
[23:36] <bos`> your fired jes
[23:39] <jestuh> ;[
[23:39] <var> why are u surprised
[23:39] <var> you shoulda been making plans to split this fuckin joint long ago
[23:40] <var> go to an island and wait for the plauge
[23:42] <jestuh> hahaha i think pen put it in the topic, i just fixed it
[23:43] <var> heh
[23:43] <jestuh> shit i just remembered i have homework due before sunrise
[23:44] <jestuh> this extended weekend is messing me up!
[23:46] <var> hah
[23:49] * iPlant is now known as plant
[23:54] <Tordek> [03:12] <Stereo`> name that song: "She's sixty-eight, but she says she
[23:54] <Tordek> s/She chats/He chats/
[23:56] <jestuh> wtf?
[23:57] <Tordek> ftw?
Session Close: Tue Apr 25 00:00:00 2006