Session Start: Sun Apr 23 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <jmx> lol
[00:00] <jmx> yeah, if you are going through and want some coffee, take what you know
[00:00] <DigDug> i went to an indie place a few days ago
[00:00] <DigDug> it was great
[00:00] <DigDug> but i went there because i was with someone who already knew it
[00:00] <jmx> ah
[00:01] <jmx> best way to learn where the good places are
[00:01] <jmx> that way they already took the risks and you get the benefits
[00:02] <DigDug> yep
[00:02] <DigDug> starbucks without headphones = hell
[00:02] <jmx> lol
[00:02] <Sohcahtoa> I've got a couple starbucks near me that are open 24 hours.
[00:03] <DigDug> i don't think i have any near my home
[00:03] <DigDug> but i love the 24-hour ones
[00:03] <Sohcahtoa> They're busier at 3 AM than they are at any time during the day. O_o
[00:03] * DigDug looks at his watch
[00:03] <DigDug> Sun Apr 23 03:03:30 EDT 2006
[00:03] <Sohcahtoa> ...no...I'm not at starbucks
[00:03] <DigDug> there are about 4 staffpeople and 12 customers in here
[00:03] <DigDug> at least 1`2
[00:03] <DigDug> at least 12 *
[00:04] <hypr> you are in starbucks?
[00:04] <hypr> man you are fn nuts
[00:05] <FlaVouR> secret chan?
[00:05] <FlaVouR> what secret chan!
[00:05] <DigDug> yo moma
[00:06] <DigDug> hypr: yup
[00:06] <DigDug> just got out of movie
[00:06] <DigDug> the hills have eyes
[00:06] <DigDug> total letdown
[00:06] <jmx> with a name like that? who'd have thought
[00:06] <hypr> who did u see it with
[00:06] <DigDug> by myself
[00:06] <hypr> dude you could have asked me i would have told you it sucked
[00:06] <jmx> i hate watching movies by myself
[00:07] <hypr> DigDug: why did you go by yourself :/
[00:07] <DigDug> because this woman that was sitting next to me at starbucks didn't want to g
[00:08] <jmx> http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/04/21/MNGD9ID8GK10.DTL
[00:09] <hypr> so now you are back at starbucks after the movie again
[00:09] <hypr> haw
[00:09] <hypr> you are such a pick up artist
[00:09] <DigDug> yep
[00:09] <DigDug> <3
[00:09] <jmx> how is he a pick up artist if he failed to pick up?
[00:09] <DigDug> i think that was sarcasm, jmx
[00:09] <jmx> possibly
[00:09] <DigDug> i know it's hard to pick up over the internet, but that was pretty obvious
[00:10] <DigDug> at least to me
[00:10] <DigDug> i'm sorry if it wasn't to you
[00:10] <DigDug> truly i am
[00:10] <jmx> no, it was obvious
[00:10] <FlaVouR> I just finished watvching Hostel .. what a PILe of shit
[00:11] <jmx> though, starbucks isnt bad for picking up chicks in general
[00:11] <FlaVouR> jmx they all neurotic fucking caffeine heads tho
[00:11] <FlaVouR> *twitchy*
[00:12] <jmx> lol
[00:14] <FlaVouR> I hate when new versions of software dont support the plugs the old version
[00:17] <jmx> i usually just dont update things if i can get away with it
[00:17] <Stereo``> i'm still using photoshop 7 cause i learned how to use it
[00:17] <Stereo``> and i suspect they changed things
[00:17] <FlaVouR> I have PS7
[00:17] <FlaVouR> its the sex
[00:17] <jmx> i had 7 once, dont anymore
[00:17] <Stereo``> i've got the .tga filter from ps6 though cause.. it's better
[00:17] <jmx> but i never really learned how to use it
[00:18] <FlaVouR> I just upgraded Thunderbird from 1.5 to 1.5.0.2 and 3 things are not compat
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:18:40] ---------: what's going on with you?
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:28] digdugcx: i am at starbucks at times square
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:34] ---------: wow
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:37] digdugcx: i am actually at the register buying tea and a croissan
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:40] ---------: s'late :\
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:42] ---------: ROFL!
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:45] digdugcx: the laptop is on the counter
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:48] digdugcx: while he's getting my shiznit
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:53] ---------: hahaha!!!
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:19:56] digdugcx: i couldn't leave it at my table
[00:23] <DigDug> [03:20:02] ---------: yah :/
[00:23] <FlaVouR> ------- is an odd nick
[00:24] <DigDug> yes
[00:24] <FlaVouR> or are you .. hiding something?
[00:24] <DigDug> it's true, FlaVouR
[00:24] <FlaVouR> are you talking to my mom again?
[00:24] <DigDug> yes <:(
[00:24] <FlaVouR> well next time bring your own condoms damnit
[00:24] <FlaVouR> :P
[00:24] <DigDug> fuck no
[00:24] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:24] <DigDug> it's part of the agremene that she supplies them
[00:25] <FlaVouR> but she lifts them from my box .. means when I pull I have none left
[00:25] <FlaVouR> its 9:24 in the AM and all's well
[00:26] <DigDug> rofl
[00:26] <DigDug> you mean she doesn't put them back?
[00:26] <FlaVouR> *shudder*
[00:26] <FlaVouR> I think I'd know if she did
[00:26] <DigDug> i should sell them on ebay
[00:26] <DigDug> "slightly used"
[00:27] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:27] <FlaVouR> Rinse wash Dry reuse
[00:27] <DigDug> you forgot relubricate
[00:27] <DigDug> hi michael
[00:27] <DigDug> how r u? asl???
[00:27] <hypr> rly
[00:28] <Peaceduck> fof
[00:28] <hypr> f0fn
[00:28] <Peaceduck> HAPPY BIRTHDAY eD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[00:29] <Peaceduck> ^_^
[00:29] <FlaVouR> oh
[00:29] <FlaVouR> yeha
[00:29] <hypr> !@$#!$#!$@#!$@
[00:29] <FlaVouR> HAPPY
[00:29] <hypr> !@$#!$#!$@#!$@
[00:29] <hypr> !@$#!$#!$@#!$@
[00:29] <hypr> !@$#!$#!$@#!$@
[00:29] * FlaVouR hands hypr his zimmer frame and bottle of Viagra
[00:29] <DigDug> hahahah
[00:29] <hypr> OMG BEST BRITHDAY PRESENT EVER
[00:29] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[00:29] <DigDug> you know, hypr just turned 78
[00:29] <DigDug> that's not very funny ;[
[00:29] <FlaVouR> dude
[00:29] <FlaVouR> I am helping him out
[00:30] <hypr> screw you digdug!
[00:30] <FlaVouR> the ladies at Bingo are in for a MASSIVE surprise this sunday
[00:30] <DigDug> hahahah
[00:30] <hypr> imma jerk it like theres no tomorrow
[00:30] <FlaVouR> ED'S GOT WOOD AGAIN!
[00:31] <hypr> i could use viagra and a fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/)
[00:32] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:32] <hypr> http://www.fleshlight.com/main/video_byo.php?osCsid=f2fe68f1e8de53bba3b8fdfbb2
[00:33] <michael`> dig doug: 34/m/walmart security room
[00:33] <michael`> lol they give us internet axcess
[00:33] <michael`> lol
[00:33] <Peaceduck> rofl ur lucky
[00:33] <michael`> ya
[00:33] <Peaceduck> i wrk @ targt they dunt let us do nethng
[00:34] <Peaceduck> lol
[00:34] <FlaVouR> fucking hell
[00:35] <FlaVouR> a pussy in a tube for $50
[00:36] <Stereo``> it doesn't have to be
[00:36] <Stereo``> it can also be a mouth
[00:36] <FlaVouR> ?
[00:36] <Stereo``> or an ass
[00:36] <Stereo``> or a slot
[00:36] <FlaVouR> ok
[00:36] <FlaVouR> an orriface in a tube for $50
[00:37] <michael`> interesting
[00:37] <michael`> my friend said she heard a band called "ifihadahifi"
[00:37] <michael`> if i had a hifi
[00:38] <michael`> which is palindromic
[00:38] <Stereo``> i see
[00:38] <Peaceduck> i wouldn't invest in that band
[00:39] <FlaVouR> they sound the same backwards as they forward
[00:39] <FlaVouR> the worlds first palandromic band
[00:39] <Stereo``> i wonder what a sound that sounds the same backwards sounds like
[00:39] <Stereo``> and if there are any instruments (other than synth) that could play it
[00:39] <michael`> ministry likes using george bush quotes
[00:39] <michael`> fear is big business
[00:40] <michael`> they liked using his pops too
[00:40] <FlaVouR> and jesus built my hotrod
[00:40] <FlaVouR> :D
[00:40] <Stereo``> satan is my motor
[00:40] <FlaVouR> ding a ding dang a dang a long ling long
[00:40] <FlaVouR> is a FAMOUS george bush quite
[00:40] <FlaVouR> -- or was that Clinton
[00:41] <Peaceduck> i like ministry
[00:41] <FlaVouR> me too
[00:41] <Peaceduck> even the disowned album
[00:41] <FlaVouR> I like a mind is a terrible thing to taste
[00:46] <Peaceduck> i like all of them
[00:48] <FlaVouR> wellI can't top that
[00:51] <FlaVouR> I like Black Flag too
[00:51] <Peaceduck> yes, they're good
[00:52] <Peaceduck> holy shit, it just took me nearly 20 seconds to remember the word "freigh
[00:52] <Peaceduck> this is not good
[00:54] <Peaceduck> haha second time matisyahu is playing at this starbucks
[00:54] <Peaceduck> or was it at the last one
[00:54] <Peaceduck> timmo, i am saying your nick in case (which is unlikely) that you don't h
[00:55] <Stereo``> i'm listening to matisyahu as we speak
[00:56] <jestuh> haha you went and saw a movie at 1am and then went back to starbucks?
[00:57] <DigDug> well yeah
[00:57] <FlaVouR> you need a girlfriend
[00:57] <DigDug> it's right across the street -=x
[00:57] <FlaVouR> or a fleshlight
[00:57] <DigDug> dude
[00:57] <DigDug> do not say that girlfriend bit in front of my fleshlight
[00:57] <DigDug> she gets jealous
[00:57] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:58] <FlaVouR> sorry man
[00:58] <DigDug> SHIT
[00:58] <DigDug> she hear you
[00:58] <DigDug> heard
[00:58] <jestuh> hahaha
[00:58] <DigDug> man,
[00:58] <jestuh> you go by yourself?
[00:58] <DigDug> bbl ;[
[00:58] <DigDug> jester, see above
[00:58] <DigDug> (yes)
[00:58] <jestuh> ah ok
[00:58] <FlaVouR> how can she hear me .. she's just a mouth .. or an ass .. or a slot .. not
[00:59] <Peaceduck> hahahaha
[00:59] <FlaVouR> its cold all of a sudden
[00:59] <Peaceduck> i have the ear version ;[
[00:59] <FlaVouR> heh
[00:59] <FlaVouR> freak
[01:01] <Peaceduck> DON'T JUDGE ME ;[
[01:02] <FlaVouR> Oh I don't
[01:02] <FlaVouR> I just point and laugh
[01:03] <Peaceduck> STOP IT :,(,,,,,
[01:03] <DigDug> now you made peaceduck cry :(
[01:04] <FlaVouR> :'(
[01:04] <FlaVouR> I am going now :(
[01:04] <FlaVouR> the guilt is terrible
[01:04] <FlaVouR> Peaceduck ... can I .. erm .. borrow the fleshlight?
[01:05] <Peaceduck> hahah
[01:05] <FlaVouR> right
[01:05] <FlaVouR> I am off
[01:05] <FlaVouR> cyaz
[01:05] <Peaceduck> ;[
[01:05] <Peaceduck> laters flavour
[01:06] <Hivemind> quit "Wait, why the hell am I still awake?"
[01:06] <Hivemind> : /
[01:06] <Hivemind> goddammit
[01:06] <jestuh> ;[
[01:07] <jestuh> rofl
[01:11] <hypr> FlaVouR: http://www.fleshlight.com/main/video_byo.php?osCsid=f2fe68f1e8de53bba
[01:11] <jestuh> he's gone
[01:12] <hypr> oh wait i allready paste that 5mins ago
[01:12] <hypr> thus the entire conversation in the first place
[01:12] <hypr> 4am :|
[01:13] <hypr> not that im any smurter normally
[01:20] <hypr> are you still in starbucks?
[01:21] <Peaceduck> yez
[01:33] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[01:40] <Rjx> Web site operators posting sexually explicit information must place official go
[01:40] <DigDug> ........
[01:41] <jestuh> yes i saw that ;\
[01:41] <jestuh> fucking gonzales has gone nuts this week
[01:41] <jestuh> worse than ashcroft, and outta nowhere
[01:41] <jestuh> ok bedtime for me
[01:41] <Rjx> The House Judiciary Committee's Task Force on Telecommunications and Antitrust
[01:42] <Kurin> You know, it would be easier if they just proposed like a <sex /> tag
[01:42] <Kurin> And then you could make browsers block everything with that
[01:42] <Rjx> "nsfw"
[01:43] <Rjx> or if you're afraid of seeing a boob you can get off the internet and bury your
[01:43] <jestuh> haha word
[01:43] <Kurin> Putting a warning on the page is probably the stupidest way to go about it
[01:43] <jestuh> slp4me
[01:43] <jestuh> also rjx go vote in the council meeting (even if your vote only counts for 3
[01:43] <Rjx> ;[
[01:44] <Kurin> Because then either (a) you have to see the warning while looking at porn, or
[01:45] <Rjx> we should build a decoy internet
[01:45] <Rjx> let everyone else use that
[01:45] <jestuh> PEN YOUR INTERNET IS A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU SHOULDN'T BE PAYING FOR IT
[01:45] <Rjx> build a new proper internet
[01:45] <jestuh> ok good night
[01:46] <Rjx> let the masses have their myspace
[01:46] <Kurin> I've been wondering about that
[01:46] <Kurin> Why is it that anyone on myspace is invariably retarded
[01:47] <Kurin> I mean with orkut or facebook you can find some interesting stuff
[01:47] <Kurin> But I've never seen a myspace profile that wasn't stupid
[01:48] <Kurin> Well okay maybe http://www.myspace.com/penstock
[01:48] <Kurin> But he's dead
[01:49] <Rjx> i cried a little when i found out billy corgan had a myspace profile
[01:50] <fizzle> http://myspaceruinslives.com
[01:50] <fizzle> /shameless plug
[01:50] <fizzle> /goes back to lurking
[01:51] <Rjx> haha
[01:52] <Rjx> mydeathspace is a morbid but hilarious read
[01:52] <Rjx> Cause of Death: Accidentally Shot by Stepfather cleaning gun
[01:53] <Rjx> Cause of Death: Exertion & Breathing Difficulties from Shoveling Snow
[01:56] <Kurin> The stepfather was drunk, too
[01:56] <Kurin> Though you have to wonder how you clean guns
[01:56] <Kurin> since so many people seem to die from it
[01:56] <Rjx> apparently you don't remove any bullets from it first
[01:56] <Rjx> and point it at your children
[02:00] <Kurin> Myspace ruins lives is an even more hilarious read
[02:00] <Kurin> "Well I had a boyfriend of 3 years and I had two kids when we got together an
[02:01] <Kurin> you stupid fucking ticket queue
[02:01] <Kurin> I come to work to get away from responsibility
[02:22] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:43] <DigDug> mmmm cheese and fruit
[02:50] <DigDug> damn
[02:50] <DigDug> too much cheese, not enough fruit
[02:55] <daze> cheese and fruit taste so good w/ toothpicks
[03:02] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[03:26] <Kurin> There's something deliciously right in just going ahead and fixing the proble
[03:26] <Kurin> Even if it does tend to piss them off
[03:26] <DigDug> what kind of problem
[03:27] <Kurin> Well in this case two drives died in a five drive raid-5
[03:27] <Kurin> So I went ahead and started a reimage
[03:27] <Kurin> And the guy's still stuck in "wait I need some files" land
[03:28] <Kurin> Normally I'd have to draft a long email explaining that (a) I'm not going to
[03:29] <Kurin> But by the time this guy catches up with me I'll be able to say "here's your
[03:33] <DigDug> nice
[03:33] <DigDug> hi jeek's mom
[03:34] <r3in> haha
[03:34] <r3in> thats what i said last night
[03:34] <Rjx> jeekmom: about last night
[03:34] <Rjx> it was fun and all
[03:34] <Rjx> but i'm just not looking for a relationship right now
[03:34] <r3in> hrm... that was pretty much exactly what i said
[03:34] <r3in> =/
[03:34] <r3in> sup guys?
[03:35] <DigDug> ditto
[03:35] <DigDug> wow, rjx, we must've missed each other by like 5 minutes ;[[
[03:35] <DigDug> what time were you there?
[03:35] <DigDug> i hope i didn't get sloppy seconds
[03:35] * jeekmom is now known as jeeki
[03:35] <DigDug> actually, she did smell like she had some indian on her
[03:36] <Rjx> actually that was there before i got to her
[03:40] <DigDug> jesus ;[
[03:41] <r3in> damn
[03:41] <r3in> shes quite busy
[03:41] <DigDug> r3in was there early in the morning
[03:41] <DigDug> but he made her take a shower
[03:42] <DigDug> clogged up the drain ;[
[03:42] <Rjx> i'm hoping that isn't really jeek's mom
[03:43] <Kurin> jeek's probably getting belted even now
[03:43] <Rjx> i left my belt on the kitchen counter
[03:44] <Jimmothy> im torn on silent hill
[03:45] <Rjx> http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/0404/d34b4ab9ba8d4e7a9822.jpeg
[03:45] <r3in> that was fucked
[03:45] <Kurin> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6640225987281635407&pl=true see these
[03:45] <r3in> i clicked my mouse and my comp restarted
[03:45] <r3in> however,
[03:46] <r3in> i dont think that jeeks mom is intrested in an relationship
[03:53] <r3in> p-wn-ed . v. using sysyinternals autorun to disable the startup of explorer on
[04:06] <Kurin> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2606680050426544837&pl=true
[04:14] <Stereo``> Kacey25 = advertising
[04:19] <r3in> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/56396_2718.jpg
[04:20] <TMH_> LOLORS
[04:22] <Serena[T]> does 'sal' mean 'asl' in a language that's not English?
[04:24] <r3in> like what language?
[04:24] <Serena[T]> spanish, french?
[04:24] <Stereo``> it might mean hello
[04:24] <Serena[T]> i get pm'd with that all the time
[04:25] <Serena[T]> i guess it doesn't matter... really
[04:25] <Serena[T]> ok, going to get some food - see you guys later
[04:25] <r3in> http://www.fluideglacial.tm.fr/images/ouebe/gadgets/fe/maester.jpg
[04:25] <r3in> you know
[04:25] <r3in> after i watched V
[04:25] <r3in> aeon flux sucked
[04:25] <r3in> 3.5/10
[04:32] <r3in> hmm, i just had a very disturbing tarot reading
[04:33] <plant> Serena[T]: sal - salute
[04:34] <DigDug> some model chick just stopped by here
[04:34] <DigDug> i got a few photos of her face
[04:34] <DigDug> narrow lens was not handy that time ;[
[04:35] <r3in> plant
[04:35] <r3in> salute = salut
[04:35] <DigDug> hi serena
[04:35] <plant> yea, but i was in the groove ;[
[05:08] <r3in> hrm
[05:08] <r3in> i lost my smokes
[05:15] <r3in> of course
[05:15] <r3in> i spent the last 20 mins looking for them
[05:15] <r3in> and their under my keyboard
[05:25] <hermes> happy easter
[05:26] <r3in> 0.o
[05:26] <fenix> woah
[05:26] <fenix> where the fuck have you been
[05:26] <fenix> missed a couple weeks there
[05:26] <hermes> ?
[05:26] <Kurin> <kurin@toby-bsd:~> ncal -o
[05:26] <Kurin> April 23 2006
[05:26] <r3in> fck man
[05:27] <Kurin> So yes, it's easter
[05:28] <hermes> yes it is easter...
[05:28] <hermes> why?
[05:28] <fenix> a week late
[05:28] <Kurin> hermes: where do you live?
[05:28] <hermes> fenix
[05:28] <fenix> nm
[05:28] <fenix> yeah i see now
[05:28] <fenix> my bad
[05:28] <hermes> their are other christian denominations
[05:29] <fenix> fucking orthodox
[05:29] <fenix> my bad
[05:29] <hermes> its orthodox easter today (but NOT eastern orthodox)
[05:29] <hermes> eastern orthodox i think is in a few weeks
[05:29] <Kurin> <kurin@toby-bsd:~> ncal -Jo
[05:29] <Kurin> April 10 2006
[05:30] <Kurin> Those are the only dates ncal has for easter
[05:30] <Kurin> Well those and the 16th
[05:34] <Thero> jihy66
[05:37] <r3in> wow, that awas a fucked up tarot reading
[05:38] <TMH_> hahhaha its 13:37
[05:38] <TMH_> it has never been this time before
[05:39] <r3in> not like i happens every day
[05:39] <Ifrit> [ 14:38:22 ] [ TMH_ ] hahhaha its 13:37 :3
[05:39] <r3in> [06:38] <TMH_> hahhaha its 13:37
[05:40] <Ifrit> hmm *tests*
[05:40] <Ifrit> calc 13:37 GMT in CET
[05:40] <Ifrit> noap
[05:40] <r3in> so, i got a shirt that says
[05:40] <r3in> life is simple, eat sleep, fight fires
[05:40] <Ifrit> it can talk?
[05:41] <r3in> i crossed out the F in Fight and put a L]
[05:41] <Ifrit> :D
[05:48] <r3in> =/
[05:48] <r3in> its only 7
[05:51] <r3in> wtf
[05:51] <r3in> my computer was just spoke to me
[05:51] <r3in> 'omg no way'
[05:52] <Thero> ...
[05:52] <Thero> justr,,,,dont......open your eyes
[05:52] <Thero> sleep is a necessity
[06:00] * Agent43 is now known as Atemris
[06:00] * Atemris is now known as Agent43
[06:11] * Chisness is now known as Chis
[06:12] <Thero> what the fuck...
[06:12] <Thero> There's going to be a new knight rider movie...
[06:14] <r3in> yeah
[06:14] <r3in> thats old news
[06:16] <wind`> wow, a chipotle burrito is around 1200 cal
[06:16] <wind`> http://www.chipotlefan.com/index.php?id=nutrition_calculator
[06:20] <r3in> Canada
[06:20] <r3in> 2706 up, 811 down
[06:20] <r3in>
[06:20] <r3in> The only country to successfully invade the United States and burn down the Wh
[06:20] <r3in> The quiet folks that live upstairs and respected around the world.
[06:21] <r3in> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=CANADA
[06:23] <r3in>
[06:23] <r3in> The place to move to get away from Bush.
[06:23] <r3in> Michael Moore said the dumbest Canadian is smarter than the smartest American.
[06:24] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:26] <r3in>
[06:26] <r3in> 1) Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm
[06:29] <r3in> One of the 112 countries that President George Bush cannot locate on a map of
[06:29] <r3in> i think im going to stop reading this
[06:29] <r3in>
[06:29] <r3in> The place where file sharing is still legal
[06:29] <r3in> "iTunes? What the hell is iTunes? Just go to Canada!"
[06:30] <Rjx> 14:16 < wind`> wow, a chipotle burrito is around 1200 cal
[06:30] <Rjx> holy christ
[06:35] <r3in> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=america
[06:35] <r3in> lmfao
[06:36] <Rjx> did you just find urban dictionary?
[06:36] <r3in> no
[06:36] <r3in> i just started reading it because im bored
[06:37] <r3in> i saw all the pro canada hype
[06:37] <r3in> wanted to see the pro american hype
[06:37] <r3in> to find that their was none
[06:37] <Rjx> and that's unexpected?
[06:39] <r3in> well
[06:39] <r3in> id expect the americans to at least defend themselves
[06:40] <Ifrit> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=norway
[06:41] <Ifrit> "Damn, that bacon dog was delicious! Too bad it cost me 50 Krones and now I c
[06:41] <Rjx> hugedickfouryou: how many guys have you fucked?
[06:41] <Rjx> sweet_n_sassy_gurl1990: 2
[06:41] <Rjx> hugedickfouryou: how big were there dicks?
[06:41] <Rjx> sweet_n_sassy_gurl1990: i dunno dood it was dark and the tape mesures in the ga
[06:41] <Rjx> this stuff is crazy
[06:42] <Rjx> http://www.perverted-justice.com/
[06:42] <r3in> A place where you can get hotdogs wrapped in bacon at the 7/11, something I ca
[06:42] <r3in> i want one of those
[06:42] <Ifrit> They are pretty good
[06:43] <Ifrit> Easier to get it at Narvesen though
[06:43] <Ifrit> only 3-4 cities have 7/11s
[06:43] <r3in> i dont really like hot dogs though
[06:43] <Ifrit> me neither
[06:43] * r3in goes downstairs and cooks some bacon and a smokie
[06:44] <r3in> sorry Thero im out
[06:44] <Ifrit> *hails Slartibartfast*
[06:44] <r3in> im going to have to use yours
[06:44] * r3in brandishes knive
[06:44] * jeeki brandishes penis
[06:45] <Ifrit> Ø_ø
[06:45] <metric> which would you rather get stabbed by?
[06:45] <jeeki> EN GUARDE
[06:46] <r3in> may the shwartz be with you
[06:49] <r3in> is there a TS for silent hill?
[06:51] <r3in> fuck
[06:51] <r3in> i found one
[06:51] <r3in> but its german
[06:51] <Rjx> aren't you german
[06:51] <r3in> ....
[06:52] <Rjx> oh you're canadian, weird
[06:52] <Rjx> i need to stop excusing your poor grasp of the english language then
[06:53] <r3in> ill just ignore that
[06:53] <r3in> what is wrong with my english?
[06:56] <r3in> 5X100mbitseedsSilent Hill iNTERNAL CAM-HYdRO
[06:56] <metric> thats some good english
[06:58] <r3in> for all you know, french could be my first language
[06:58] <r3in> it isnt,
[06:59] <metric> mmm canadians are brave people
[07:00] <metric> living next to the maericans and with the french
[07:00] <metric> in england we need a sea to srvive these people
[07:02] <Thuryn> srvive?
[07:02] <metric> i`m hungover, friday night was a big night
[07:02] <metric> leave me alone
[07:02] <Thuryn> heh. that'll teach you to drink so much
[07:03] <metric> i ended up with a kevlar helmit on climbing through a mcdonalds drivethrough
[07:07] <r3in> !!!!
[07:07] <r3in> thats a joke?
[07:10] <jeeki> Hey, what's the best way to pirate the musics these day?
[07:10] <jeeki> Hey, what's the best way to pirate the musics these days?
[07:11] <Thuryn> steal CDs from your friends' houses
[07:11] <jeeki> Dude, I'm on IRC
[07:11] <jeeki> I clearly have no friends.
[07:13] <Thero> GAH
[07:13] <Thero> ok....so yeah. Who here is pissed off at girlfriends?
[07:13] <Thuryn> have been. not now. why?
[07:14] <Rjx> peter wifebeater
[07:14] <Thero> "ill call you after i get off work"
[07:14] <Thero> *3 days later*
[07:14] <Thero> "Why havnt you called me?!!?!"
[07:14] <Thero> wtf.
[07:15] <Rjx> who said which part
[07:15] <Thero> She'd call me after she gets off work
[07:15] <Thero> she asked why i didnt call her.
[07:15] <Rjx> she's cheating on you
[07:15] <Thero> With my lucky, probably.
[07:16] <Thero> But i really couldnt care.
[07:16] <Thero> Just tell me so i can dump you or someting.
[07:16] <Rjx> or more likely, it's just a misunderstanding
[07:16] <Thero> even better.
[07:16] <Thuryn> Thero, it could be just a mistake
[07:16] <Thero> It could be...but the thing is
[07:16] <Thero> she doesnt have a phone
[07:16] <Thuryn> if she does it again, you need to ask her flat out
[07:16] <Thero> she uses her roomates phone
[07:16] <Thero> which has been off for a day.....
[07:16] <Thuryn> "are you just being dumb, or are you trying to tell me something?"
[07:16] <Thuryn> (reword for tact)
[07:16] <Rjx> buy a rapekit
[07:17] <Thero> rjx i have a rape kit.
[07:17] <Rjx> do the neccessary
[07:17] <Thero> but the thing is
[07:17] <Thero> she likes being tied/taped up.
[07:17] <Thero> so its not really rape.
[07:17] <Rjx> how old is she?
[07:17] <Thero> 18
[07:17] <Rjx> leaning more towards the cheating thing now
[07:17] <Thero> meh i got two months left
[07:17] <Thero> if she wants to cheat on me she can
[07:17] <Thero> dumb bitch
[07:17] <Thuryn> it's not cheating if you aren't married
[07:18] <Thero> ...so thuryn you're cheating then?
[07:18] <jeeki> It's not cheating when I fuck her in the ass.
[07:18] <Rjx> vaginalwallhacking
[07:18] <Thuryn> lol je
[07:18] * Thero sees Serena's Thuryn-filter pop up.
[07:18] * Thuryn isn't cheating
[07:18] <jeeki> wtf
[07:18] <jeeki> After 4 songs
[07:19] <jeeki> I just realized that MTV Hits is playing some sort of CHristian Rock/Rap mix
[07:19] <Thero> ...
[07:19] <Thuryn> christian...
[07:19] <Thuryn> ...rap?
[07:19] <jeeki> or is a Christian Rock/Rap station
[07:19] <Thuryn> wtf
[07:19] <Thero> Congradulations, I offically don't care!
[07:19] <Thuryn> *congratulations
[07:19] <Thero> Jeeki! You've won the Don't Care Award.
[07:19] <jeeki> :D
[07:19] * jeeki steps up to the podium
[07:19] <Thero> You also have a chance to win the grand prize.
[07:20] <Thero> Would you like to know what it is?
[07:20] <metric> apahy?
[07:20] <jeeki> I'd just like to thank my mom and that drunk hick that was apparently my fath
[07:20] <Thuryn> Thero, have you read the hitchhiker's guide books?
[07:20] <Thero> Thuryn: ACtually no.
[07:20] <Thero> Which is surprising.
[07:20] <jeeki> And God, that big nigga in the sky.. I'M DOING IT ALL FOR YOU, MAN
[07:20] <Thuryn> you should
[07:20] <Thero> jeeki: You have a chance to win the grand prize....would you like to know wha
[07:20] <Thuryn> there's something in the fourth book you would appreciate
[07:20] <Thero> which is?
[07:20] <Thuryn> the SEP field generator
[07:20] <Thero> SEP?
[07:20] <Thuryn> Somebody Else's Problem
[07:20] <jeeki> And last, but not least, that 7/f stripper my homies hired for me last night.
[07:20] <Thero> Heh.
[07:20] <Thuryn> XD
[07:20] * jeeki heads back to his seat
[07:21] <Thero> wait
[07:21] <Thero> 7 year old female stripper?
[07:21] <Thuryn> it plays on people's natural tendency to completely ignore things they can't
[07:21] <Thero> Sick freak.
[07:21] <Thuryn> works like a cloaking device
[07:21] <jeeki> oi
[07:21] <Thero> so...pretty much what my parents have been doing all this time with me?
[07:21] <Thuryn> yup
[07:21] <Thero> Oh.
[07:21] <jeeki> I'm about to bust out with the Shareaza....
[07:21] <Thuryn> the example they use in the book
[07:21] <Thuryn> is that if you wanted to, say, hide an entire mountain
[07:21] <Thero> jeeki, we still dont give a shit. +m yourself.
[07:21] <Thuryn> you'd set up an SEP field
[07:22] <Thuryn> and then paint it bright pink
[07:22] <Thero> err
[07:22] <jeeki> Thero: I haven't been able to snag any music in months. I just find it hard t
[07:23] <Thero> * Added Jeeki!*@* to ignore list
[07:23] <Thero> Go on thuryn.
[07:23] <jeeki> woo
[07:23] <Thuryn> oh, that's it. people wouldn't want to deal with a pink mountain, so the SE
[07:23] <metric> lol
[07:23] <jeeki> Rjx: <3
[07:23] <Thero> oh
[07:23] <metric> Rjx for Queen!
[07:24] <Thuryn> *King
[07:24] <metric> shes not female ?
[07:24] <Rjx> i think he meant what he said;[
[07:24] <Thuryn> no, he's just ignorant
[07:24] <Thero> Rjx is a dude...
[07:24] <wind`> rjx is a woman
[07:24] <Rjx> what
[07:24] <wind`> a sexy man woman
[07:24] <Thuryn> i meant metric
[07:24] <Rjx> the fuck
[07:24] <Thero> OW FUCK
[07:24] <Thuryn> dammit
[07:24] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure this is a result of the olene impression
[07:24] <Thero> i just filled my zippo up with fluid
[07:24] <metric> Thuryn i am admittedly pretty
[07:24] <Thero> and i forgot i spilled some on my hand
[07:25] <Thero> ....and i just lit it ><
[07:25] <Spidey`> w2
[07:25] <poopy> Spidey` temp 64.5F/18.1C; wind NNE 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sun
[07:25] <Thero> w2
[07:25] <poopy> Thero temp 76F/24C; wind West 5mph/7kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise 6:
[07:25] <metric> w2
[07:25] <poopy> metric not found
[07:25] <Rjx> w2
[07:25] <poopy> Rjx temp/65F
[07:25] <metric> :(
[07:25] <Rjx> ..
[07:25] <Thero> The high temperator is the same everywhere, as is the low temperator.
[07:25] <Thero> LOL
[07:25] <Thero> rjx
[07:25] <Thero> You have no weather in your area.
[07:26] <Rjx> fucking
[07:26] <metric> and it seems it cant find manchester
[07:26] <Rjx> exhausted
[07:26] <Rendiew> w2 ballarat
[07:26] <poopy> Rendiew temp 46F/8C; wind South 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunrise
[07:26] <Rjx> almost time to get up and walk 5 miles
[07:26] <Thero> .w 32839
[07:26] <Tubbee> Orlando, FL (28.5°N/81.4°W, 34M); Last Updated: 9:53 AM EDT; Dew Point: 68°F
[07:26] <metric> w2 Manchester
[07:26] <poopy> metric temp/53F
[07:26] * metric hugs poopy
[07:26] <metric> its st georges day today :D
[07:26] <metric> the patron saint of england/racist holiday
[07:27] <wind`> url hoofgirl
[07:27] <pinkboa> - "hoofgirl": http://www.hoofgirl.com/
[07:27] <Ther0> GOGO GADGET WLAN
[07:28] <Thuryn> lmao
[07:28] <Ther0> :(
[07:28] <Thuryn> calc 1.5 euros in USD
[07:28] <pinkboa> - 1.5 Euros = 1.84755 U.S. dollars
[07:31] <Ther0> hmm
[07:31] <Ther0> i just did something to one of my stereos
[07:31] <Ther0> which was stupid.
[07:31] <Ther0> i turned the bass booster up all the way
[07:31] <Ther0> and put in slipknot at full blast.
[07:34] <metric> calc 10 usd in £
[07:34] <pinkboa> - 10 U.S. dollars = 5.61892454 UK£
[07:34] <metric> hmmm trip to usa might be worth it
[07:34] <metric> calc £1500 in usd
[07:34] <pinkboa> - UK£ 1500 = 2669.55 U.S. dollars
[07:34] <Ther0> http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/04/22/bush.hydrogen.ap/index.html
[07:35] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[07:35] <Rjx> if you love somebody then set them on fire
[07:35] <Thero> okay
[07:35] * Thero sets Rjx on fire.
[07:36] <Rjx> i don't like you as a friend
[07:36] * Thuryn douses rjx
[07:36] <Thuryn> please don't torch the ops
[07:36] * jeeki touches Rjx where he pees.
[07:36] <Thuryn> it starts flame wars
[07:36] <Thuryn> <rimshot>
[07:36] <Rjx> you're touching my in the bathroom?
[07:37] <Rjx> *me
[07:37] <Thero> what?
[07:37] <Rjx> talking to jeeki
[07:37] * Thuryn is reminded of the little kid tortures. "I'm not touching you!"
[07:37] <Rjx> you have him on ignore
[07:37] <Thero> oh yeah
[07:37] <Thero> ok
[07:37] <Rjx> god didn't do that, you did that
[07:38] <Rjx> you're a fucking narcotics agent, i knew it
[07:38] <Thuryn> rjx, ...
[07:38] <jeeki> ffuck my cover is blown
[07:38] <jeeki> ALPHA TEAM IN
[07:38] <jeeki> BRAVO TEAM RUN COVER
[07:38] <Thero> WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN NARCOTIC!
[07:39] <jeeki> POWER OF... WEED
[07:39] <terminal> !jeek
[07:39] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[07:39] <Thero> the work jeek reminds me of what cats scream when they die.
[07:40] <Thuryn> ugh. that reminds me of the time i hit a cat on my motorcycle
[07:40] * Thuryn shudders
[07:41] <jeeki> That reminds me of the time I pet a cat while making an 80-year-old man mastu
[07:41] <jeeki> MAN HE SURE HAD A TIGHT ASS!!!
[07:41] <Thero> oh god
[07:41] <Thero> just...
[07:41] <jeeki> *car screeches to a halt*
[07:41] <Thero> just SHUT THE FUCK UP
[07:41] * jeeki gets kicked out of the car.
[07:41] <jeeki> Thero clearly has no love for the work of Adam Sandler. :(
[07:42] <Thero> I do. Just what your doing is raping Adam Sandler.
[07:42] <Thero> via imitation.
[07:43] <jeeki> Ah yes, because the skit I was imitating was such an epic.. worthy of never b
[07:43] * Thuryn watches jeeki crash into a cow and die.
[07:44] <Thero> hmm
[07:44] <Thero> oh yes
[07:44] <Thero> thank you jeeki
[07:44] <Thero> you remind me of something i have to do
[07:44] * Thero will be back, taking a dump.
[07:46] <jeeki> I got kicked out of the car, foo.
[07:46] <jeeki> So I'm clearly not the guy that dies.
[07:48] <Thuryn> oh yeah
[07:48] <Thuryn> well
[07:48] <Thuryn> well
[07:48] <Thuryn> maybe you're the guy
[07:48] <Thuryn> who gets picked up by the next car
[07:48] <Thuryn> and it's Dan Akroyd
[07:48] <Thuryn> and he wants to show you something REALLY scary
[07:53] <jeeki> nah
[07:53] <jeeki> I'm like Rutger Hauer from The Hitcher
[07:56] <Thuryn> haven't seen that on
[07:56] <Thuryn> *one
[07:56] <wind`> url cell phone from silent hill
[07:56] <pinkboa> - "cell phone from silent hill": http://news.com.com/News.com+Extra/2001-93
[07:57] <wind`> now it's bugging me
[07:57] <wind`> i thought it was a nokia phone around her neck
[07:57] <wind`> but i can't find it
[07:57] <wind`> it looks like this
[07:57] <wind`> http://www.nokiausa.com/phones/6620/0,2803,,00.html
[07:57] <r3in> bt
[07:57] <r3in> btw
[07:58] <r3in> i got a remington 870 a couple days back
[07:58] <r3in> pistol grip and hyrdolic shock butt
[07:58] <r3in> pretty much no recoil whatso ever
[07:58] <Thuryn> http://news.com.com/2061-10786_3-6061397.html?tag=xtra.ml
[07:58] <Thuryn> DEA agent who shot self in foot sues over Internet video
[07:59] <gareli> haha! that guy is a putz
[08:00] <wind`> is that guy a big black dude and he's in front of a classroom?
[08:00] <wind`> i think isaw that video a year or two ago
[08:00] <gareli> did you hear the audio? that kid in the back says "put it down! just put it
[08:00] <wind`> wow, that's old as hell
[08:00] <gareli> the lawsuit isn't
[08:01] <r3in> got a link for a video?
[08:03] <wind`> http://release.theplatform.com/content.select?pid=EX_6PuwELuJWKtKomP81MxIl4te
[08:03] <r3in> ty
[08:09] <gareli> that kid in the back cracks me up. when they pick up that rifle he's "put it
[08:09] <gareli> they maybe kids but they aren't stupid
[08:10] <r3in> hahaha
[08:10] <r3in> thats hillarious
[08:12] <gareli> his career must be on the rise after that
[08:12] * gareli smirks
[08:12] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[08:13] <r3in> im suprised he managed to stay so calm
[08:14] <r3in> We all know the law rarely tracks morality, let alone common sense, but this c
[08:14] <wind`> seriously, how do you not check to see if the gun is loaded or not, wouldn't
[08:14] <gareli> haha
[08:15] <r3in> well fuck, even if its not loaded
[08:15] <gareli> wind, no. there can be a round in the tube and the weapon wouldn't feel heav
[08:15] <r3in> he shouldnt of been walking around the class room with his finger on the trigg
[08:15] <Twin`> technically, there could have been gareli
[08:15] <Twin`> but had he unloaded it as trained
[08:15] <Twin`> there wouldn't
[08:16] <r3in> even more so
[08:16] <r3in> why wasnt the saftey on?
[08:16] <gareli> it looked like he emptied the weapon in the classroom. why he brought a load
[08:16] <gareli> another good point r3in
[08:18] <gareli> from watching it .. all I can figure is there was a round in the tube and wh
[08:18] <gareli> sloppy way to handle a weapon for a so called "pro"
[08:19] <gareli> like r3in said .. even if he didn't index his finger the safety should have
[08:20] <Twin`> nah.
[08:20] <gareli> nah?
[08:20] <Twin`> full clip or no clip
[08:20] <r3in> i do remember their was model of glocks that had no saftey
[08:21] <r3in> was + a model
[08:21] <Twin`> the entire glock 40 series has them though
[08:21] <Twin`> afaik
[08:22] <gareli> i'm not a fed, but I've never seen a Glock that didn't have a safety
[08:23] <Twin`> for someone who shot himself in the foot
[08:23] <Twin`> he's really calm
[08:23] <Twin`> you gotta give him that
[08:23] <gareli> true
[08:23] <gareli> you know that hurt
[08:24] <r3in> i dunno
[08:24] <r3in> i once shot myself in the hand
[08:24] <r3in> on purpose
[08:24] <r3in> i didnt feel shit
[08:24] <Twin`> with what? an airsoft gun?
[08:25] <gareli> those kids though. that is priceless. they are all calm and listening until
[08:25] <Tarkaan> what
[08:25] <r3in> .22 rifle
[08:25] <Tarkaan> I've never seen a glock with a safety on it
[08:25] <Tarkaan> unless they just started putting them on there
[08:25] <r3in> ty Tarkaan
[08:26] <csqrl> a history of violence - 6
[08:26] <Tarkaan> I know for a fact the 2004 Glock 17 doesn't have one
[08:26] <Tarkaan> that's why I won't use them
[08:26] <csqrl> stupid movie
[08:26] <r3in> he probally went into shock right away
[08:26] <csqrl> everything is so overdone
[08:26] <csqrl> ending blows
[08:26] <csqrl> ed harris did not get enough screen time
[08:26] <r3in> aeon flux 3.5
[08:26] <r3in> i fell asleep
[08:26] <csqrl> ouchers
[08:26] <csqrl> but not surprising
[08:27] <csqrl> speaking of movies
[08:27] <csqrl> rg's friend needed her car (audi tt quattro) for some small time movie they'r
[08:27] <csqrl> so i went along
[08:27] <csqrl> turns out they needed a scene where a couple is going at it
[08:28] <r3in> haha
[08:28] <csqrl> so i got to do 4 or 5 takes of just hardcore molesting and making out in publ
[08:28] <csqrl> it was rad
[08:33] <metric> w2 Manchester united kingdom
[08:33] <metric> w2 Manchester united kingdom
[08:33] <poopy> metric temp 57F/14C; wind North 0mph/0kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunrise
[08:33] <metric> bst?
[08:34] <metric> oh gmt + 1
[08:36] <r3in> w2
[08:36] <poopy> r3in not found
[08:36] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[08:36] <pinkboa> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 9:00 AM MDT on April
[08:39] <r3in> whee almost time for church
[08:39] <wind`> w2
[08:39] <poopy> wind` temp 55F/13C; wind West 6mph/9kmh; Conditions Rain; Sunrise 6:22AM; Sun
[08:41] <r3in> why does poopy forget me?
[08:41] <claws03> it doesnt know what t4t 1v5 is
[08:41] <r3in> yes it does
[08:41] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[08:41] <poopy> r3in temp 34F/1C; wind SSE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:24AM; Sunset 8:5
[08:41] <r3in> w2
[08:41] <poopy> r3in temp 34F/1C; wind SSE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:24AM; Sunset 8:5
[08:41] <r3in> but a day later
[08:41] <claws03> crazy
[08:41] <r3in> it wont know who i am
[08:42] <claws03> no idea
[08:46] <Tarkaan> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wzU9pBIyH8&feature=Recent&page=1&t=t&f=b &l
[08:52] <Tarkaan> guys :(
[08:56] <claws03> r3in after reading logs, i am going to guess user error
[09:00] <devil`> w2
[09:00] <poopy> devil` temp 61.7F/16.5C; wind WNW 8.7mph/14.0kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6
[09:05] <Ifrit> anyone here seen "The Cell"?
[09:05] <jeeki> I have.
[09:05] <Ifrit> any good?
[09:06] <jestuh> decent but not amazing
[09:06] <jestuh> [10:26:46] <csqrl> ed harris did not get enough screen time
[09:06] <jestuh> very true
[09:06] <jestuh> <3 ed harris
[09:07] <wind`> has anyone seen Pythagoras Switch
[09:09] <wind`> http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=1679
[09:09] <wind`> watch them, it's cool
[09:11] <jeeki> Hrm.
[09:11] <jeeki> Avril Lavfuckspellingthislastname wants a "Happy Ending"
[09:13] <jonathans> lavigne
[09:13] <jonathans> lavgingengien
[09:13] <jonathans> lavatoryine
[09:13] <jonathans> legvine
[09:13] <Rjx> latrine (huhuhu)
[09:14] <jeeki> I'm enjoying this "The Dwarves" band
[09:15] <Rjx> dayum i'm sweating like jeek's mom on a friday night
[09:15] <jeeki> heh
[09:15] <jeeki> Scarily enough, my mom is only like 120 lbs
[09:15] <jeeki> My little sister is 102
[09:15] <jeeki> I found a recent pic of my sister!
[09:15] <Rjx> just walked 4 miles
[09:16] <Rjx> i don't think i've seen your sister
[09:16] <jeeki> http://jeek.net/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=23041
[09:16] <jeeki> The blonde
[09:17] <Rjx> she vaguely resembles you
[09:17] <Rjx> facial-structure wise
[09:17] <jeeki> Different fathers
[09:18] <jeeki> Her dad is 5'6"
[09:18] <Rjx> i'm willing to say that your boobs may be bigger than hers however
[09:18] <jeeki> Mine's 6'9"
[09:18] <Rjx> ah ok
[09:18] <jeeki> She's Irish/Swedish, I'm 100% Irish
[09:18] <Rjx> how old is she?
[09:18] <jeeki> 19
[09:20] <Rjx> the facial expression you put on for photos is always entertaining
[09:20] <jeeki> http://jeek.net/faces/
[09:20] <Rjx> http://jeek.net/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1844&g2_se
[09:20] <jeeki> haha
[09:21] <Rjx> i think i've mocked that goth shot before
[09:21] <jeeki> The halloween pic
[09:21] <Rjx> haha yes
[09:23] <wind`> they also did a rude goldberg thing with a honda commercial
[09:24] <wind`> http://media.ebaumsworld.com/swf/honda-ad.swf
[09:24] <Rjx> http://static.syswear.com/images/t-shirts/folded/my_work_was_stolen_by_folded_m
[09:42] * jestuh changes topic to 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYPR!! | scary movie 4 - 5/10'
[09:42] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[09:59] <Tarkaan> jeek
[10:00] <Tarkaan> ...
[10:00] <Tarkaan> you look alike.
[10:12] <jonathans> http://www.gotapi.com/
[10:15] * jeekmom is now known as jeeki
[10:17] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:27] <Tarkaan> http://us.a2.yahoofs.com/groups/g_16210001/.HomePage/__sr_/115e.jpg?grJpQTE
[10:30] <jeeki> That'll be me someday
[10:30] <michael`> damn
[10:30] <michael`> whoever uploaded that 7 disc 80s collection to the hub,
[10:30] <michael`> you are the shit
[10:32] <Catcher> haha
[10:32] <Catcher> wasn't me
[10:33] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[10:35] <Tarkaan> you know
[10:35] <Tarkaan> you people are the kind that start shit like the matrix :/
[10:35] <Tarkaan> this 'hub' and all that
[10:35] <Tarkaan> pretty soon it's gonna be you two against agent smith, and then your 80's c
[10:43] * dekkon changes topic to 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYPR!!| ;[ | scary movie 4 - 5/10'
[10:43] <dekkon> [01:30:48] <@michael`> whoever uploaded that 7 disc 80s collection to
[10:44] <dekkon> if its the "like omigod 80's" set
[10:44] <dekkon> then that was me
[10:44] <r3in> w2 r3in t4t 1v5
[10:44] <poopy> r3in location not found
[10:44] <metric> w2 hell
[10:44] <dekkon> w2 40391
[10:44] <poopy> dekkon temp 76.1F/24.5C; wind WNW 7.6mph/12.2kmh; Conditions Clear; Sunrise 6
[10:44] <metric> w2 hell
[10:44] <poopy> metric more then one result
[10:44] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[10:44] <poopy> r3in temp 34F/1C; wind SSE 4mph/6kmh; Conditions ; Sunrise 6:24AM; Sunset 8:5
[10:44] <r3in> w2 r3in
[10:44] <dekkon> w2 hell, mi
[10:44] <poopy> dekkon location not found
[10:44] <dekkon> ;[
[10:45] <metric> w2 Hell
[10:45] <poopy> metric more then one result
[10:45] <metric> hell has differnt weather or is it mixing up hell and france?
[10:45] <Tarkaan> w2 france
[10:45] <poopy> Tarkaan more then one result
[10:46] <Tarkaan> well no shit :P
[10:46] <dekkon> http://img184.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scan12aa.jpg
[10:46] <dekkon> hahaha
[10:47] * xTWIGGETT is now known as twiggness
[10:53] <Rjx> hahah dekkon
[10:57] <daze> ah ha ha ha.
[10:57] <daze> are those guys eatin chicken or what?
[10:57] <metric> kfc
[10:58] <daze> people eating tasty animals
[10:58] <daze> hahah thats awesome
[11:01] <biggmatt0> !list
[11:03] <gareli> that's kinda funny. this channel was founded by warez junkies like var, timm
[11:03] <Tarkaan> oh for fuck's sake
[11:03] <daze> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3494/635/1600/81448_Lindsay_Lohan_vanClef_g
[11:04] <dekkon> i hope theyre dating, and she has to play with his sagging wrinkly balls
[11:05] <Tarkaan> my balls are wrinkly :(
[11:05] <Rjx> !rist
[11:05] <Jimmothy> silent hill was ok
[11:05] <Jimmothy> 6.5/10
[11:06] <FlaVouR_> Hostel was CRAP
[11:06] <FlaVouR_> and so is Switchblade romance
[11:06] * FlaVouR_ is now known as FlaVouR
[11:07] <Tarkaan> hrm I could eat some beef and onions, mashed potatoes, gravy, and some.. .
[11:08] <Tarkaan> fuck I'm out of celery seed. gotta go to the store.
[11:08] <FlaVouR> now I am hungry
[11:08] <Rjx> eatin' dinner over here, good stuff <3
[11:08] <FlaVouR> hmm
[11:08] <Rjx> walked 5 miles again today
[11:08] <FlaVouR> I need to cook
[11:08] <FlaVouR> out of microwave food
[11:09] <Jimmothy> i think i walked about that last night to some random guys flat wed just m
[11:09] <Tarkaan> long as I'm going to the store I might as well make fresh potatoes.. roast
[11:09] <hermes> Tarkaan
[11:09] <hermes> im gonna eat some desert
[11:09] <hermes> gonna eat some crepes with whipped cream and strawberries and some cerpes wi
[11:09] <hermes> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-mm
[11:09] <Tarkaan> I can't eat dessert :(
[11:09] <Rjx> i've been trying to walk at least 5 miles a day, yesterday when i was going thr
[11:10] <hermes> why not?
[11:10] <Rjx> and they said "hey want to come smoke some pot with us?"
[11:10] <Tarkaan> closest I can come is a Smoothis King smoothie
[11:10] <Rjx> and i looked behind them
[11:10] <Tarkaan> I've sworn off cause I'm a fat bastard
[11:10] <Rjx> there was a little old woman sitting on a bench
[11:10] <hermes> Tarkaan: are you a big fat fatty?
[11:10] <Rjx> her facial expression was now :((((((((((((((
[11:10] <Rjx> and she got up and started walking away as fast as she could
[11:10] <hermes> how fat tarkan?
[11:10] <Rjx> probably thought we were the sort of drug users who'd knock her out and steal h
[11:10] <Tarkaan> 6'5" 300#
[11:11] <Jimmothy> random getting stoned weekend it seems
[11:11] <Tarkaan> I need to lose about 50 pound.
[11:11] <twiggness> hm doesnt that stereotype encompass all drug users?
[11:11] <Jimmothy> i help you spend it
[11:11] <hermes> wow that alot
[11:11] <Rjx> maybe all drug abusers
[11:11] <Rjx> certainly not all users
[11:11] <twiggness> :P
[11:11] <hermes> im abit underweight
[11:11] <hermes> doesnt matter what i eat
[11:11] <twiggness> yeah, i was being sarcastic. its all good
[11:11] <twiggness> :)
[11:11] <Rjx> and besides, i can't imagine someone conducting a successfull mugging while sto
[11:12] <Rjx> successful
[11:12] <Rjx> spell successful
[11:12] <pinkboa> - correct/not found.
[11:12] <Rjx> spell successfull
[11:12] <pinkboa> - successful perhaps?
[11:12] <Rjx> alright
[11:12] <Tarkaan> I cut sweet sodas, dessert, mayonaisse, processed cheese, added 30min cardi
[11:12] <twiggness> HEH
[11:12] <Rjx> how much have you managed to lose so far
[11:12] <Tarkaan> I do not know
[11:12] <Tarkaan> I do not own a scale
[11:12] <hermes> i drink 3-4 cokes a day, eat all the ice cream, chocolate, cake, and shit i
[11:13] <hermes> and dont gain a lbs
[11:13] <Tarkaan> spambot
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> hermes: you will.
[11:13] <Rjx> how old are you?
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> Just wait. You'll get fat eventually.
[11:13] <Tarkaan> I'm 27.
[11:13] <hermes> when i hit 50
[11:13] <hermes> <- 25
[11:13] <Rjx> the thing about being like that is that weight gain is the last thing to worry
[11:13] <Rjx> gotta wonder what its doing to your system
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> You'll turn into the grumpy diabetes guy on those Liberty Medical commerci
[11:13] * Badtzmaru is still as skinny as he was at 18
[11:14] <Tarkaan> well skinny and malnourished is retarded too.. like that marilyn manson loo
[11:14] <Tarkaan> no upper body, no legs.
[11:14] <Badtzmaru> Im not malnourished, just skinny
[11:14] <hermes> Badtzmaru: how much do u weigh?
[11:14] <Rjx> i started cutting down on everything sugary as soon as i started reading the re
[11:14] <Badtzmaru> bout 170 or so
[11:14] <Rjx> caffeine also cut down
[11:14] <t3h-gr1m> THREE KILOGRAM.
[11:14] <t3h-gr1m> :D
[11:15] <Tarkaan> I'm in better shape than some skinny people cause I've carried around 300#
[11:15] <hermes> Badtzmaru: how tall are u?
[11:15] <Badtzmaru> 6'5"
[11:15] <Rjx> dude Tarkaan
[11:15] <hermes> blah
[11:15] <Badtzmaru> Tarkaan: haha
[11:15] <Rjx> you're going to have to watch out
[11:15] <Rjx> because when you slim down
[11:15] <Rjx> you're going to have masses of extra skin
[11:15] <Badtzmaru> thats the best rationalization for being fat i think i've ever heard
[11:15] <t3h-gr1m> HAHAHAHA
[11:15] <Tarkaan> rjx, I can get that tighened up
[11:15] <t3h-gr1m> Yeah, just get a crank installed.
[11:16] <t3h-gr1m> You'll never wrinkle.
[11:16] <Rjx> haha ew
[11:16] <Badtzmaru> wow
[11:16] <Badtzmaru> takes a bit to copy over 2gig from CF
[11:16] <Badtzmaru> heh
[11:16] <Rjx> you can become a superhero
[11:16] <Tarkaan> Badtz, the lil girl that works the desk downstairs doesn't smoke and probab
[11:16] <Rjx> the HUMAN FORESKIN
[11:16] <Tarkaan> I don't.
[11:16] <t3h-gr1m> HAHAHA
[11:16] <t3h-gr1m> I was going to say FACELIFT MAN
[11:17] <Badtzmaru> Tarkaan: and you weigh 300 at 6'5"? do you actually work our or?
[11:17] <Rjx> Badtzmaru: transferring stuff to the CF card i use with my zaurus via USB takes
[11:17] <Tarkaan> I do cardio
[11:17] <Serena[T]> how is it that i look over at this channel only to see "the HUMAN FORESKI
[11:17] <Rjx> *small
[11:17] <Rjx> 25MB files zip along
[11:17] <Tarkaan> and my job involves a lot of climbing and shit
[11:17] <Rjx> Serena[T]: because i'm active
[11:17] <Badtzmaru> Rjx: yeah, this is via USB
[11:17] <twiggness> http://news.mywebpal.com/news_tool_v2.cfm?show=localnews&pnpID=728&NewsID
[11:17] <Tarkaan> I can mash 400 with my legs
[11:17] <Tarkaan> I don't know what I can mash with my arms anymore..
[11:17] <Rjx> potato
[11:17] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[11:17] <Tarkaan> (mash = maximum weight, one rep)
[11:18] <Badtzmaru> wow
[11:18] <Tarkaan> yeah, I'm gonna be mashing potato pretty soon
[11:18] <Badtzmaru> these blacklight bowling pics didnt come out so bad
[11:18] <FlaVouR> 400 lbs?
[11:18] <Tarkaan> aye
[11:18] <FlaVouR> fuck me
[11:18] <FlaVouR> you must be HUGE
[11:18] <FlaVouR> thats 200KGs
[11:18] <Badtzmaru> I could do 300 when I was playing vball
[11:18] <fenix> i don't think you want a 400lb person fucking you
[11:18] <Tarkaan> well fuck, it's simple, right? my legs are massive, solid muscle. but I g
[11:19] <Rjx> that's 1/4 of an Amy
[11:19] <FlaVouR> fenix true this
[11:19] <Tarkaan> big thighs
[11:19] <fenix> unless you're into that haha
[11:19] <Badtzmaru> I can still throw 150 (3 50 lb cement bags) on my shoulder and stumble ar
[11:19] <Rjx> imageurl bbw
[11:19] <pinkboa> http://images.google.com/images?q=bbw
[11:19] <Rjx> ^ for fenix
[11:19] <Badtzmaru> I should get back into proper shape
[11:19] <FlaVouR> I can run about a mile with a 80 KG bag cradled in my arms .. not a fireman
[11:19] <fenix> oh my
[11:19] <fenix> Rjx, i think i just threw up in my mouth a little
[11:19] <fenix> :(
[11:20] <Rjx> http://www.issuez.net/me/
[11:20] <FlaVouR> heh
[11:20] <fenix> is that really who that says it is?
[11:20] <Tarkaan> maybe I'll head back to indiana and get some of this fat sucked out
[11:20] <fenix> or jsut a joke
[11:20] <FlaVouR> amy is teh hotness
[11:20] <Badtzmaru> haha
[11:20] <Rjx> that's really her
[11:21] <Badtzmaru> and the neon with the wide ass rims
[11:21] <Badtzmaru> forgot about thatt
[11:24] <dekkon> http://www.issuez.net/me/issuezbikini2.jpg
[11:24] <dekkon> look 5 leopards to have enough skin to make that bikini
[11:24] <hermes> dekkon: im in love
[11:24] <gareli> that's gross
[11:24] * gareli gags
[11:24] <Jimmothy> fuck im out of tissues
[11:24] <FlaVouR> dont diss amy dude
[11:24] <Jimmothy> i should take off a sock before i blow
[11:25] <dekkon> http://www.issuez.net/me/issuezbikini2.jpg
[11:25] <dekkon> http://www.issuez.net/me/issuezbikini2.jpg
[11:25] <dekkon> almost as wide as the care
[11:25] <dekkon> -e
[11:25] <gareli> yeah. we got it
[11:25] <t3h-gr1m> WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT
[11:25] <t3h-gr1m> >:O
[11:25] <dekkon> dont click on the links if youre too much of a pussy to look at whatever is
[11:25] <gareli> damn dekkon. that's foul
[11:26] <t3h-gr1m> foul doesn't begin to describe it
[11:26] <gareli> even fat people get grossed out by that
[11:26] <gareli> haa
[11:27] <metric> url how to invade france
[11:27] <pinkboa> - "how to invade france": http://www.invadefrance.us/
[11:27] <metric> well bugger me....
[11:27] <Jimmothy> no ta
[11:28] <daze> oh my hezus christo
[11:28] <hermes> all the more woman to love
[11:28] <metric> that is the greatest bot in all christendom
[11:29] <daze> where did amee even find these fatties
[11:30] <daze> http://issuez.net/me/various/workout3.jpg
[11:30] <daze> ahaha
[11:30] <FlaVouR> amy will powerlift you in a SECOMD
[11:31] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[11:46] * Trixi is now known as varius
[11:48] <r3in> ultraviolet 6.3/10
[11:49] <daze> http://www.cmnf.co.uk/galleries/outdoorandpublic/images/image473.jpg
[11:51] <hermes> mmmm
[11:51] <hermes> http://www.cmnf.co.uk/galleries/outdoorandpublic/images/image472.jpg
[11:52] <FlaVouR> Nice
[11:52] <hermes> err
[11:52] <FlaVouR> can I have one>
[11:52] <hermes> ... that guy has childporn in that dir ....
[11:53] <FlaVouR> Jesus
[11:53] <fenix> uh
[11:53] <fenix> wtf
[11:53] <fenix> report that shit
[11:53] <hermes> http://www.cmnf.co.uk/galleries/outdoorandpublic/images/
[11:53] <hermes> image127
[11:53] <hermes> looks 12ish to me
[11:56] <Catcher> IMAGINE THERES NO HEAVEN
[11:56] <Catcher> oh sorry
[11:56] <fenix> http://www.cmnf.co.uk/galleries/outdoorandpublic/images/image308.jpg
[11:56] <fenix> now that's an anti-war rally i would attend
[11:57] <fenix> looks like they're pro-bush though
[11:57] <r3in> hrm
[11:57] <FlaVouR> they look FUCKING cold
[11:57] <fenix> well 3/4
[11:57] <fenix> lopl
[11:57] <hermes> fenix: too bad their pro-bush
[11:57] <fenix> yeah i know
[11:57] <fenix> haha
[11:58] <r3in> All persons depicted were at least 18 years of age at the time of photography.
[11:59] <FlaVouR> wget is your friend
[12:00] <t3h-gr1m> NIGGA PLZ
[12:00] <t3h-gr1m> wget rules, actually
[12:00] <FlaVouR> I agree
[12:00] <t3h-gr1m> for mass-downloading pr0n
[12:00] <t3h-gr1m> I mean er uh >_>
[12:00] <FlaVouR> getting all the files .. you need for .. school .. yeah
[12:00] <FlaVouR> thats it
[12:01] <t3h-gr1m> I need pr0n for school.
[12:02] <t3h-gr1m> It helps me deal with having to read Descartes.
[12:02] <FlaVouR> where do I enroll ?
[12:02] <t3h-gr1m> "Okay, done reading Meditation II... BRING ME LESBIANS, O INTERNET"
[12:02] <t3h-gr1m> I FAP THEREFORE I AM
[12:03] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:05] <jeeki> wanko ergo sum
[12:05] <plant> wanko ergo cum ;[
[12:06] <jeeki> vidi vici veni
[12:07] <FlaVouR> I saw I conqoured I came
[12:11] <Twin`> that is so totally a sexual innuendo.
[12:11] <FlaVouR> quite
[12:25] <Catcher> man, KickBoxer sure is boring as hell in the beginning
[12:25] <FlaVouR> OK AMERICA!
[12:29] <jonathans> triumphant return http://disgu.st/~jon/fpm/
[12:34] <timmo> [12:03] [gareli] that's kinda funny. this channel was founded by warez junkie
[12:34] <timmo> do i know you?
[12:35] <Catcher> heh
[12:36] <fatterman> waz up room
[12:37] <fatterman> anyone there
[12:38] <twiggness> no
[12:38] <fatterman> ;p;
[12:38] <fatterman> lol*
[12:38] <fatterman> hey twig could ya help me out with a windows firewall question?
[12:40] <Rjx> what's the question
[12:43] <fatterman> ok rjx
[12:43] <fatterman> its like the firewall turns itself off after a couple of secs when window
[12:43] <fatterman> and then i try clicking on it and it gives me somethan like unknown probl
[12:44] <fatterman> then i caint down load any more updates b/c it says some files are not fo
[12:44] <Rjx> are we talking about the default windows firewall
[12:45] <fatterman> yes
[12:45] <Rjx> (i don't know a whole lot in this area, i don't use windows xp much these days)
[12:46] <timmo> rjx: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1858313&perp
[12:46] <fatterman> i see
[12:47] <fatterman> wat do u use?
[12:47] <timmo> you might find that a good read
[12:47] <Rjx> linux on my desktop, windows 2000 on my laptop
[12:50] <glen2> Evening all.
[12:51] <glen2> Anyone here going to InfoSec?
[12:52] <Rjx> infosec?
[12:52] <Rjx> guessing its a convention of some sort
[12:54] <glen2> It's a computer security expo.
[12:55] <Rjx> whereabouts?
[12:56] <Rjx> ah, reading now
[12:56] <Peaceduck> oh man
[12:56] <Peaceduck> went to the museum
[12:56] <Peaceduck> klee paintings are amazing
[12:56] <Peaceduck> <3
[12:58] <Tarkaan> infosec has been around for a bit
[12:58] <timmo> this thread on angels is a good read
[12:58] <timmo> it even prompted me to upload a song with a relevant clip
[12:59] <Rjx> i could actually make it to infosec
[12:59] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/through_the_eyes_of_the_dead-autumn_tint_of_gold.m
[12:59] <Tarkaan> raise your hand if you've read an issue of phrack.
[12:59] <Rjx> _o/
[12:59] <Tarkaan> one of the local boards carried it back in the day
[13:00] <Tarkaan> I love the issue where they all went DURRR and printed like hail satan shit
[13:01] <glen2> I have four hard copy issues of phrack.
[13:01] <Stereo``> i xon't know what phrack is
[13:02] <Catcher> you don't know what phrack is?
[13:02] <Catcher> damn dude ;[
[13:02] <Catcher> get educated
[13:02] <Catcher> i wouldn' tmind a hardback copy myself
[13:02] <timmo> http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/9569/christenthroned3ii.jpg -a picture of
[13:02] <timmo> THE SHOCKER
[13:03] <Catcher> haha
[13:03] <glen2> Phrack make hackers fight for a limited number of copies.
[13:03] <glen2> It's like fun but with more injuries.
[13:04] <Rjx> i try to steer clear of the "hacker" community
[13:05] <Peaceduck> rjx is lame
[13:05] <Rjx> haha
[13:05] <glen2> Hackers are fun.
[13:05] <Rjx> for pretty much the same reason i stay away from most other linux users
[13:06] <timmo> rjx
[13:06] <timmo> isnt your demon named azazel?
[13:06] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azazel#Azazel_in_the_Book_of_Enoch
[13:06] <timmo> perhaps youre actually possessed
[13:08] <Rjx> haha
[13:09] <Rjx> i haven't had demon problems in a long time
[13:10] <Peaceduck> that's just the demons speaking
[13:10] <Stereo``> it was too crowded so they left
[13:10] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[13:10] <Peaceduck> you must exorcise them with curry
[13:10] <Twin`> stereo took that round.
[13:11] <timmo> http://img195.imageshack.us/my.php?image=christhorns6am.gif
[13:11] <timmo> \m/
[13:13] <timmo> http://www.e-sheep.com/apocamon/
[13:13] <Twin`> i want a statue of jesus hitting double shockers
[13:13] <Rjx> timmo: old
[13:14] <Rjx> good though
[13:16] <Twin`> i guess this means that i could just start waving around those giant foam sho
[13:16] <poopy> #0
[13:16] <Peaceduck> poopy
[13:16] <Peaceduck> w2
[13:16] <poopy> Peaceduck temp 62.8F/17.1C; wind NNW 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; S
[13:16] <Twin`> w 23321
[13:16] <Peaceduck> w2 11235
[13:16] <pinkboa> Weather for Chesapeake, Virginia (23321) Conditions & - Updated at 4:04
[13:16] <poopy> Peaceduck temp 62.8F/17.1C; wind NNW 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; S
[13:16] <Peaceduck> i <3 you poopy
[13:16] <claws03> the foa db is gone ;[
[13:16] <poopy> #0
[13:17] <Twin`> lies and cuckoldry
[13:17] <jonathans> OH FUCK
[13:17] <jonathans> DID APOCAMON UPDATE
[13:17] <Twin`> it's like 85 out
[13:17] <jonathans> SHIT
[13:17] <jonathans> dont do that to me timmo
[13:17] <jonathans> ive been waiting for ep 4 for years
[13:18] <maff> sometimes when i feel like i have no magnetic field, i get sad, like venus.
[13:18] <timmo> ;[
[13:19] <Tarkaan> http://www.qdb.us/58698 who did that.
[13:19] <Rjx> kill
[13:20] <Peaceduck> gay
[13:20] <Peaceduck> whoa
[13:20] <Peaceduck> 509 hits from http://computers.walla.co.il/ noindex
[13:21] <Peaceduck> http://www.qdb.us/57944 <-- to here
[13:21] <Peaceduck> i wasn't sure about approving that, too
[13:22] <Twin`> apocamon bafflesme
[13:22] <Twin`> how is it possible to seal a scroll 7 times, but have theseals open at differ
[13:23] <Peaceduck> heartbreak hotel cover on starbucks radoi
[13:23] <Peaceduck> radio
[13:23] <metric> it requires 1337 skillz yo , (the yo is optional but often expected)
[13:27] <slackR> 0011000000110001001100000011000000110001001100000011000000110001001100000011
[13:27] <slackR> 1000100110001001100000011000000110000001100010011000100110000001100010011000
[13:27] <slackR> 0100110000001100000011000100110000001100000011000000110000001100010011000000
[13:27] <slackR> 0110000001100000011000000110000001100000011000100110001001100010011000100110
[13:27] <Tarkaan> whoa
[13:27] <slackR> 0001001100000011000100110000001100000011000100110000001100000011000000110000
[13:27] <twiggness> yeah
[13:27] <slackR> fuck
[13:27] <Peaceduck> someone fucking op me
[13:27] <twiggness> exactly
[13:27] <Peaceduck> thanks badtz
[13:27] <Thero> omg
[13:27] <metric> 10011 1002
[13:27] <slackR> sorry
[13:27] <Stereo``> i'm thinking that's what happens when you run shit through a binary encode
[13:28] <Stereo``> cause that looks like 0's and 1's
[13:28] <Thero> he murdered an intel
[13:28] <Thero> slacker
[13:28] <Peaceduck> ok, now what was that :D
[13:28] <Thero> go before i kill your parents
[13:29] <slackR> but my parents are already dead :(
[13:29] <Thero> because of binary like that
[13:29] <Tarkaan> "If you can read this, you are co"
[13:29] <Thero> co?
[13:30] <Kurin> "Because of when most people go to college, their identity becomes closely as
[13:30] <Tarkaan> what it says.
[13:30] <Kurin> Let the college's standing drop in publications that rank universities, he sa
[13:30] * fenix--- is now known as fenix
[13:31] <Peaceduck> a good observation
[13:31] <Ther0> gay
[13:31] <Ther0> stupid wlab
[13:32] <Ther0> &wlan
[13:32] <Peaceduck> this guy is explaining a cell phone to some woman
[13:32] <Peaceduck> and is totally wrong
[13:32] <Peaceduck> AND has an annoying nasal accent
[13:33] <Ther0> well....stop explaining it to her :D
[13:34] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[13:34] <Catcher> kick his ass
[13:34] <slackR> punch him in the face
[13:34] <Thero> slackR, sush
[13:35] <Peaceduck> there's something so horrible about a man wearing a jean suit
[13:35] <swight> The British-born astronaut who will fly aboard the next US space agency shut
[13:36] <swight> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4929054.stm
[13:39] <LaraJade> anyone experience with SFM forums?
[13:42] <Thero> Sounds kinky.
[13:43] <LaraJade> yeah
[13:43] <LaraJade> but its not :)
[13:43] <Thero> Oh. Well you're in the wrong channel.
[13:43] <metric> why would england need to send astronaughts into space ?
[13:44] <Thero> metric: You need good tea up in space.
[13:44] <metric> the only reason we left england was to make decent holiday resorts
[13:44] <metric> good point Thero
[13:44] <LaraJade> why wrong channel?
[13:45] <Thero> Because if this were a help channel, you'd already be helped by now.
[13:46] <Tarkaan> bad analogy
[13:46] <Tarkaan> I went to #erowid and didn't get high
[13:47] <Peaceduck> sfm...
[13:47] <Peaceduck> single female males?
[13:47] <Peaceduck> single female men?
[13:47] <LaraJade> :)
[13:47] <Peaceduck> are you a female man, LaraJade?
[13:47] <Peaceduck> scary female men, maybe
[13:47] <LaraJade> nope... a female female :)
[13:47] * Serena[T] watches the stampede
[13:48] <LaraJade> :)
[13:48] <Serena[T]> LaraJade: these guys probably won't help you - not their style. might wa
[13:51] <r3in> like
[13:51] <r3in> #bearcave
[13:51] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[13:51] <r3in> they will be more than willing to help you
[13:51] <r3in> right Thero?
[13:52] <LaraJade> Serena[T], thanks for the advice
[13:52] <LaraJade> ltrs
[13:53] <r3in> aww
[13:53] <r3in> she left
[13:54] <Thero> nvgluyrt76fgjk
[13:59] <Thero> hmm
[13:59] <Thero> what happens to salt when you burn it
[13:59] <Badtzmaru> it turns black.
[13:59] <Thero> that it?
[14:00] <Badtzmaru> burns in pretty colors
[14:00] <Peaceduck> url salt burning chemical reaction
[14:00] <pinkboa> - "salt burning chemical reaction": http://www.chemtutor.com/react.htm
[14:01] <Thero> hmm
[14:01] <Thero> burning deoderant
[14:01] <Thero> it just makes it hot.
[14:01] <Thero> very hot
[14:01] <Thero> fuck.
[14:03] <Thero> "And so sends Chapter 3 of Thero's adventure with fire. In the next chapter,
[14:03] <Tarkaan> salt is a rock. it's not going to catch fire.
[14:03] <Thero> itll just turn a color
[14:04] <Thero> but i did learn gel-based deoderants are hot as fuck when you heat them
[14:04] <r3in> w2
[14:04] <poopy> r3in location not found
[14:04] <Thero> w2 r3in
[14:04] <poopy> Thero location not found
[14:04] <Thero> err
[14:04] <Thero> .w 32839
[14:04] <Tubbee> Orlando, FL (28.5°N/81.4°W, 34M); Last Updated: 4:53 PM EDT; Dew Point: 55°F
[14:04] <Badtzmaru> salt is a crystal
[14:04] <Badtzmaru> and the soduim burns
[14:04] <Stereo``> why were you heating lube again?
[14:05] <Badtzmaru> sodium even
[14:05] <Thero> *Deoderant
[14:05] <Thero> and i was bored.
[14:05] <Thero> waiting to go to work.
[14:05] <Thero> ...wait...
[14:05] <Thero> oh ok...i thought i was going to be late .....the clock is tricking me.
[14:05] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[14:06] <Thero> hmm
[14:07] <Ifrit> http://207.44.192.112:8001/listen.pls noindex
[14:07] <Ifrit> check it out
[14:07] <Thero> Test 3: Dry Erase Marker Ink does not burn like a Menora.
[14:08] <Thero> FUCK
[14:08] <Thero> AHHH FUCK
[14:09] <Thero> omg the deoderant is still hot.
[14:09] <Thero> fuck i should of it it on something instead of using the stick.
[14:09] <Thero> fucking christ.
[14:09] <Badtzmaru> Id be wary of deorderant fumes
[14:09] <Badtzmaru> its good that I can spell today
[14:09] <Thero> Im not worried about getting high at the moment
[14:09] <Badtzmaru> who said anything about high?
[14:10] <Thero> im worried about wether or not this is going to leave a burn mark on my armpi
[14:10] <Thero> fuck that hurts
[14:10] <Catcher> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYPR!!| ;[ | scary movie 4 - 5/10 | that's better than the
[14:10] <Catcher> er
[14:10] * Catcher changes topic to 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYPR!!| ;[ | scary movie 4 - 5/10 | that's bett
[14:11] <Tarkaan> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HYPR!! | that's better than the last 3 combined!| ;[ | scar
[14:12] <jawh> ? Indeed, at least have the decency to simplify your fractions.
[14:12] <Thero> ...
[14:12] <Thero> You're in the wrong channel.
[14:12] <Thero> You want #math or #mensa.
[14:12] <Tarkaan> or #bearcave
[14:13] <jeeki> or #nambla
[14:13] <jonathans> #winnipeg
[14:13] <Thero> or #faggots
[14:13] <jeeki> #uscitizens
[14:13] <Thero> oh......we're being subtle.
[14:13] <Thero> #jeekiisafag.
[14:13] <jawh> I'm already in bearcave, it's an amazing channel. ;x
[14:13] <Thero> ...
[14:13] <Stereo``> hmm
[14:13] <Thero> you're a Gay Math Geek?
[14:13] <Thero> Excuse me while i call National Geographic.
[14:13] <jawh> Of course.
[14:14] <Stereo``> 1/5 + 1/10 + 1/10 = 2/5, 2/5 < 1/2
[14:14] <Stereo``> eh
[14:14] <Stereo``> the first one wasn't so bad
[14:14] <Stereo``> but... yeah
[14:14] <Thero> well
[14:14] <Thero> i dont like any of them
[14:15] <Thero> anyway
[14:15] <Thero> worktime
[14:16] <hypr> Tarkaan: thanks!
[14:19] <Rjx> http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7669/167hn.jpg
[14:21] <Tarkaan> mmmm that's gay
[14:21] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:23] <r3in> hey does anyone have a radieon x900?
[14:26] <fenix> you mean 1900?
[14:26] <Tarkaan> solve for x
[14:32] <dekkon> i have a 9700 pro :[
[14:32] <fenix> i have a 9800 somewhere in the closet
[14:32] <r3in> acually nvm
[14:32] <r3in> i allready got the drivers
[14:33] <Tarkaan> OMG OH NO HE DIDN'T... Bill Maher put the Exxon chairman's picture up next
[14:39] <jawh> So, hypr, how old are you today?
[14:39] <hypr> 25
[14:40] <hypr> quater way to death
[14:40] <hypr> hahaah
[14:40] <Badtzmaru> more than that
[14:40] <Badtzmaru> if you live in the US, 70 or so is a good long life if you are male
[14:42] <Thuryn> Badtzmaru, how old are you?
[14:43] <Sohcahtoa> god dammit
[14:43] <Sohcahtoa> members.bangbrosnetwork.com ain't responding
[14:43] <Sohcahtoa> there it goes
[14:43] <Sohcahtoa> its just real slow
[14:44] <Rjx> 70 is a good lifespan now
[14:44] <Thuryn> you have an account?
[14:44] <Badtzmaru> 31
[14:44] <Rjx> i do wonder what the expected lifespan for people who grew up in the last 20-30
[14:44] <Rjx> given the advances in nutrition/medical treatment, we could age better. or give
[14:45] <Rjx> we could look 70 by the time we're 50
[14:45] <Rjx> it's possible nothing will change
[14:45] <Sohcahtoa> Thuryn: Technically...no.
[14:45] <Sohcahtoa> Its not mine
[14:46] <jawh> Hmm, someone born in 1930 was expected to live ~60 years.
[14:46] <jawh> But since hypr made it to 25, his expectancy goes up.
[14:46] <jawh> On average, he'll live to about 76.
[14:47] <hypr> :o]
[14:49] <Catcher> tung po! tung po!
[14:53] <Sohcahtoa> interesting...
[14:55] <jeeki> duudddee
[14:55] <jeeki> tung po = POT GUN
[14:55] <jeeki> it's a veritable THC LAUNCHER
[14:57] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604220607-pix1.jpg
[14:57] <timmo> thats cool
[14:59] <Tarkaan> wow .. I just got an offer to go to a chemical plant and design batch proc
[15:01] <Tarkaan> from one of the newest bosses in my company, who was my one time roommate.
[15:02] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604220550-pix2.jpg nws
[15:04] <Catcher> man i have to laugh at "KickBoxer"
[15:04] <Catcher> geez
[15:09] <Peaceduck> dude, kickboxing is the shit yo
[15:09] <geck> it is
[15:11] <Peaceduck> well, i just shot the 10000th photo since the day i made it stop resettin
[15:12] <Serena[T]> hee hee Peaceduck :) love it
[15:12] <Peaceduck> i need to speed up if i'm going to wear out the shutter before the warran
[15:16] <Tarkaan> duck, take some dick pics and put them on craigslist.
[15:17] <Tarkaan> digdug.
[15:17] <daze> http://avokatsomo.com/arkisto/2006/02/23/romanialaista-hockeytaituruutta
[15:20] <dunn> hockey players are pussies
[15:22] <Wabbit98> I dare you to tell them that in person
[15:24] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[15:27] <Stereo``> you're a phoney!
[15:27] <Stereo``> just a big fat phoney!
[15:28] <Peaceduck> mmmmm big fat phoney
[15:29] <Peaceduck> in your anus
[15:29] <dekkon> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1858933
[15:35] <Agent43> <Spiegal> lol im so fucking gay
[15:39] <Tarkaan> Dr. Pepper prescribed me medical marijuana.
[15:39] <gareli> he's a saint
[15:44] <Twin`> that's not a fight
[15:44] <Twin`> that's a goddamn ice riot
[15:45] <Twin`> what confuses me is the guy who got his shit ruined the worst
[15:45] <Twin`> was still trying to fight
[15:49] <csqrl> <Tarkaan> wow .. I just got an offer to go to a chemical plant and des
[15:49] <csqrl> welcome to bitchwork
[15:50] <Lazydug> hi josh
[15:51] <timmo> man the bassist from tool
[15:51] <timmo> is a badass
[15:53] <Tarkaan> it's good tech
[15:54] <Tarkaan> this Nanny 911 is so deliciously white trash
[15:56] <jmx> http://www.break.com/index/cartire1.html
[16:01] <Tarkaan> classic.
[16:01] <Anony-X> what genre is tool? i heard of them out of the blue like 3days ago and now
[16:02] <Twin`> oh shit.
[16:02] * Twin` walks away from this one.
[16:02] <jmx> you hadnt heard of tool until 3 days ago?
[16:02] <Anony-X> nope =[
[16:03] <dekkon> TOOL ROOLZ
[16:03] <carnifex> Anony: Tool are progressive rock.
[16:03] <jmx> wouldnt describe them that way
[16:04] <carnifex> Well, they're not metal, so they must be rock, and they often get progress
[16:05] <jmx> alt rock maybe
[16:05] <carnifex> prog alt rock? :P
[16:05] * dekkon changes topic to 'chickster agrees, "TOOL ROOLZ | scary movie 4 - 5/10 | that's be
[16:05] * dekkon changes topic to 'chickster agrees, "TOOL ROOLZ" | scary movie 4 - 5/10 | that's b
[16:07] <Twin`> tool is defined in rhapsody as alt metal.
[16:07] <dekkon> progressive fusion alt metal rock
[16:08] <carnifex> Eugh, I wouldn't say they're anything like metal at all
[16:08] <Tarkaan> progressive fusion alt retro metal emo punk rock
[16:08] <carnifex> Progressive alternative fusion-skapunk/skiffle with neo-avantgarde folk in
[16:09] <Twin`> skiffle?
[16:09] <Kalamazoo> and some polka for good measure
[16:09] <carnifex> Skiffle is the most wonderful genre
[16:09] <jmx> shakespeare insult generator http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?
[16:09] <Twin`> what the hell is skiffle
[16:09] <carnifex> Twin: download a song by Lonnie Donegan
[16:10] <carnifex> It's basically folk or whatever, played with homemade instruments
[16:10] <carnifex> And it's hilarious
[16:10] <Tarkaan> hilarious? wtf is that? I can make up words too, ya know.
[16:10] <Tarkaan> It's fisajdsfas
[16:11] <Kalamazoo> oh man i love fisajdsfas
[16:11] <c-rOCK> wheres chickster ;[
[16:12] <Twin`> i am sort of curious as to why violins and shit weren't ever given frets or a
[16:12] <c-rOCK> im curious as to why youre alive
[16:13] <carnifex> Twin: 'cos it makes a totally different sound. Ever played a fretless bass
[16:13] <Twin`> no, actually.
[16:13] <Twin`> chances are i have probably heard one and can't place the sound
[16:13] <carnifex> It sounds a hell of a lot smoother than a fretted one. It's hard to descri
[16:13] <Twin`> one sec
[16:14] <Twin`> ah, i'm good
[16:17] <dekkon> c-rock: i think everyone got to see what little chest she had but me ;[
[16:18] <Peaceduck> i never saw it either
[16:18] <jonathans> http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/march06_makeblackdress_430x600.jpg
[16:18] <jonathans> go go power stalkers
[16:18] <dekkon> actually the only thing i remember about her is the dildo timmo photoshopped
[16:18] <Tarkaan> eh? won't load.
[16:19] <dekkon> jigga what
[16:19] <dekkon> who that
[16:19] <dekkon> is*
[16:19] <Tarkaan> oh, it's blocked by my .hosts.
[16:19] <Tarkaan> I wonder why.
[16:19] <Peaceduck> ad site
[16:20] <Tarkaan> meh. don't wanna see it that bad. rather see dekkon's photoshopped dildo.
[16:21] <jonathans> dildo picture
[16:21] <jonathans> must be chikster
[16:21] <dekkon> *timmo's photoshop
[16:21] <dekkon> yeah
[16:21] <jonathans> i aint never seen tits
[16:21] <maff> remember the aimster girl?
[16:24] <maff> now instead of the aimster girl
[16:24] <maff> think of the alamo
[16:24] <Ifrit> http://www.pcgamer.com/archives/2006/03/confirmed_dell.html
[16:24] <dekkon> aimster girl?
[16:25] <Tarkaan> http://www.nbc4i.com/news/8929096/detail.html RAYMOND, Ohio -- A man who wa
[16:27] <dekkon> .link http://www.ew.com/ew/onlyonaol/article/commentary/0,17129,1185669_1||5
[16:27] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.ew.com/ew/onlyonaol/article/commentary/0,17129,1185669_1|
[16:28] <dekkon> number 3 - Snakes on a Plane
[16:28] <t3h-gr1m> I have no desire to see that movie, purely because of the title.
[16:28] <t3h-gr1m> It's just so... so DUMB!
[16:28] <carnifex> I have a very strong desire to see that movie, purely because of the title
[16:28] <dougmoney> w2 tallahassee
[16:28] <poopy> dougmoney temp 82F/28C; wind South 7mph/11kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunr
[16:28] <dougmoney> w2 22152
[16:28] <poopy> dougmoney temp 64.8F/18.2C; wind East 0mph/0.0kmh; Conditions Partly Cloudy;
[16:29] <dekkon> all i wanna hear is
[16:29] <dekkon> is samuel l jackson saying
[16:29] <dekkon> "we got motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane"
[16:29] <carnifex> It's gonna make me break down in the cinema and cry with joy when that hap
[16:29] <dekkon> i couldnt care lessabout the rest of the movie
[16:30] <Twin`> what i want to know
[16:30] <Twin`> is how a pixar film beat out clerks 2
[16:31] <dekkon> .link http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dining/articles/0422pinktaco.html welcome
[16:31] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.azcentral.com/ent/dining/articles/0422pinktaco.html - wel
[16:33] <Ifrit> calc 45 euro in nok
[16:33] <Twin`> calc 45 eur in nok
[16:33] <Twin`> hm
[16:34] <Twin`> bot with calculator may not be here
[16:34] <Twin`> however, it's about kr 352.32
[16:35] <Ifrit> i know, i went to google
[16:36] <Ifrit> :: machinae supremacy - attack music ::
[16:36] <Ifrit> i love this
[16:44] <Tarkaan> http://www.fockhead.com/out.php?id=96 <-- guys throw water balloons at j
[16:45] <Twin`> is it the one where the dude ninjas from behind the car
[16:45] <Twin`> ?
[16:45] <Tarkaan> the white suv
[16:45] <Tarkaan> throws balloons
[16:45] <Tarkaan> and the woman goes ASS HOLE
[16:45] <Twin`> yea, kinda old.
[16:46] <Tarkaan> k
[16:46] <Twin`> good tho
[16:46] <t3h-gr1m> goddamnit there is nothing good on TV
[16:46] <t3h-gr1m> what is this retarded movie on Comedy Central?
[16:46] <Tarkaan> even my tivo is tapped out
[16:46] <Tarkaan> I got alias and boston legal, but I don't want to waste them when my mind i
[16:47] <Tarkaan> fuck it.. goddamn no drive thru liquor stores around here, I'm gonna have
[16:48] <Tarkaan> hey, where are we going for a snakesonaplane get together?
[16:48] <Tarkaan> we could watch the midnight show, get some jack in the box tacos
[16:48] <Twin`> this suggests that you would go to your car without pants on
[16:48] <Tarkaan> I got sweats
[16:48] <Twin`> those are pants, good to go
[16:49] <Tarkaan> and a .. you know what, I know the general manager and the wine manager of
[16:49] <Tarkaan> last time I went in there "Where's that reisling?" "Oh, they changed the l
[16:50] <Tarkaan> they totally know me there
[16:50] <Tarkaan> mebbe I'll just buy a case
[16:50] <t3h-gr1m> I have to call my bank tomorrow
[16:51] <t3h-gr1m> because they fucking charged me $25.75 for an overdraft of $1.91.
[16:51] <t3h-gr1m> >:o
[16:51] <Twin`> time to start rocking boxed chardonnay
[16:51] <Tarkaan> I closed an account and pulled an installment loan cause a bank charged me
[16:51] <Tarkaan> I was like, close it. pay off the loan, give me the rest, and I want recei
[16:52] <Tarkaan> <blank stare>
[16:52] <michael`> chikster
[16:52] <michael`> she's my favorite montanan
[16:52] <t3h-gr1m> in other news I bought my ticket for the summer thing
[16:53] <t3h-gr1m> GWAAAR
[16:54] <Twin`> t3h-gr1m you got off kinda easy
[16:54] <Twin`> someone in here, i don't remember who
[16:54] <t3h-gr1m> Easy my ass, I'm poor.
[16:54] <Twin`> was out something like $120
[16:54] <Twin`> because they forgot about an $8 webhosting charge, and was short $7 for rent
[16:55] <Tarkaan> http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709896?showw=no&refsite=7182&htv=12&htv=1
[16:55] <Twin`> the bank charged them twice i think
[16:55] <Twin`> then their complex charged them
[16:56] <Tarkaan> I always give my complex the check up front
[16:56] <Tarkaan> 12 checks.
[16:56] <Twin`> they had paid the rent
[16:56] <Twin`> but the check bounced cause another charge they forgot about came in
[16:56] <Tarkaan> ahh
[16:57] <Twin`> i want to think it was soh
[16:57] <t3h-gr1m> I don't write checks.
[16:58] <Tarkaan> 04/21/2006 CREDIT FOR US TREASURY 220 TAX REFUND <-- yay guess I'm buy
[16:58] <Tarkaan> t3h-gr1m, rent is the only check I write
[16:58] <Tarkaan> and to my accountant once a year
[17:01] <wind`> can you see meteors in the evening?
[17:01] <wind`> because i think i just took a picture of one
[17:02] <jmx> <Tarkaan> http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709896?showw=no&refsite=7182&
[17:04] <michael`> ALMOST on a lark, Chris DeWolfe bought the Internet address MySpace.com in
[17:04] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGEcko
[17:04] * TeckGEcko is now known as TeckGecko
[17:05] * jmx adds chris dewolfe to people to hate list
[17:10] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/myspace_ban
[17:12] <t3h-gr1m> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:12] <t3h-gr1m> I never check myspace
[17:12] <t3h-gr1m> ever
[17:12] <timmo> office max has 100cds for $14 this weekend
[17:12] <timmo> i use myspace to a) stalk people b) find out when bands come to my area
[17:12] <timmo> other than that i dont use it
[17:13] <Twin`> myspace is having a weird effect that i've been semi-observant of
[17:14] <Twin`> it's causing people to become smart and stupid at the same time
[17:14] <t3h-gr1m> hahaha
[17:14] <t3h-gr1m> Gorgoroth fan hit by a train -- and lives to tell about it
[17:14] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[17:15] <t3h-gr1m> He actually told reporters "Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me
[17:15] <t3h-gr1m> Or maybe the metal gods made the train hit him for listening to Gorgoroth
[17:15] <Twin`> myspace users have figured out how to operate the web based proxy, yet, it's
[17:17] <jonathans> cool
[17:17] <jonathans> who's gettin' shot
[17:17] <jmx> nobody so far, the dumbasses always get caught
[17:18] <Twin`> it's progression and regression at the same time
[17:18] <dekkon> kids these days
[17:18] <dekkon> cant even pull off a successful school shootting
[17:18] <wind`> can you see meteors in the evening?
[17:19] <dekkon> yes
[17:19] <dekkon> (shooting stars)
[17:19] <wind`> i think i took a picture of one
[17:19] <wind`> at least that's what it looks like
[17:19] <wind`> let me convert em
[17:19] * kid_ is now known as kid
[17:20] <wind`> because it doesn't look like a plane, it looks like a ball of fire
[17:20] <jmx> usually pretty obvious if its a meteor or not
[17:21] <wind`> it had a streak of white behind it
[17:21] <wind`> but i didn't see any kind of plane
[17:21] <dekkon> if it had a streak id say its a meteor
[17:21] <dekkon> Sh00T1N 5T4RZ
[17:22] <jmx> usually only last for a few seconds
[17:22] <jmx> hard to get pictures of
[17:22] <wind`> i saw it for a good 30 seconds before clouds covered it
[17:23] <jmx> that leads me to question it being a meteor then
[17:23] <jmx> unles it was a really fucking huge one and even then i would doubt it
[17:23] <dekkon> url site:wikipedia.org shooting star
[17:24] <dekkon> .url site:wikipedia.org shooting star
[17:24] <Tubbee> http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_P-80
[17:24] <dekkon> no ;[
[17:24] <t3h-gr1m> :
[17:24] <t3h-gr1m> :(
[17:25] <jmx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor
[17:26] <dekkon> i was still right
[17:26] <wind`> here
[17:26] <wind`> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/133824724/
[17:26] <wind`> view at large size
[17:27] <wind`> there is another one
[17:27] <wind`> with the vapor trail
[17:27] <wind`> give me a sec
[17:27] <dekkon> whenever i see your flickr name
[17:27] <dekkon> i always think of the
[17:27] <dekkon> "there's a chink in my armor" picture
[17:27] <dekkon> with the asian dude in the mail
[17:27] <wind`> http://www.flickr.com/photos/renaissancewind/133825333/
[17:28] <wind`> :D
[17:28] <dekkon> sweet
[17:28] <wind`> a shooting star?
[17:28] <jmx> its possible
[17:28] <wind`> or a plane?
[17:28] <jmx> dont think its a plane
[17:28] <jmx> they blink
[17:28] <dekkon> definately a shooting star
[17:29] <jmx> ive never seen one that lasted for more than a few seconds
[17:29] <jmx> pretty much just long enough to recognize that it was there
[17:29] <jmx> i think its the first wave of the alien invasion
[17:34] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060423/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush
[17:35] <jmx> if they are emitting it as steam thats going to make global warming worse as wa
[17:35] <Tarkaan> jmx, old, actually.
[17:36] <Tarkaan> cause the spokesman for the DCCC just said that on Bill Maher's show last w
[17:36] <Tarkaan> it's in his book.
[17:37] <jmx> theres been discussion about it for a while, isnt the first time bush brought i
[17:37] <jmx> the spokesperson said that hydrogen was the future?
[17:38] <jmx> or should be
[17:38] <timmo> hrm
[17:38] <timmo> someone just sent me something on orkut
[17:38] <timmo> too bad i dont remember my login
[17:40] <timmo> why the fuck is it
[17:40] <timmo> people ive never heard of
[17:40] <timmo> add me on sites like this
[17:40] <timmo> when i make it clear
[17:41] <timmo> i dont want anything to do with random fucktards
[17:41] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4937310.stm Zimbabwe prepared to provid
[17:41] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4937310.stm - Zimbabwe prepared to pr
[17:41] <Tarkaan> he said we would be switching to a 'hybrid economy' in 10 years
[17:42] <jmx> but they want something to do with you apparently
[17:44] <jmx> stupidy precludes some people from comprehending even the most blatantly obviou
[17:45] <dekkon> is there a new family guy next
[17:45] <dekkon> ?
[17:45] <fenix> yep
[17:45] <dekkon> YES IT IS
[17:46] <fenix> and new american dad
[17:47] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[17:47] <Thuryn> i'll give you a new american dad
[17:48] <Thuryn> RIGHT HERE
[17:48] <Thuryn> <--
[17:49] <Zera> prison.net is suprisingly like actual prison
[17:49] <Zera> keeps raping you in the ass whenever you try to connect to anywhere good -_-
[17:50] <dekkon> ill rape your face with my fist
[17:50] <jmx> http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=topNews&storyID=11929949&src=rss/t
[17:50] <Thuryn> and that's... bad for you?
[17:50] <Zera> kinky
[17:50] <Zera> its bad when for some reason #geekissues on prison.net has no people in the ro
[17:51] <Thuryn> there's a good reason for that
[17:51] <Zera> which is..?
[17:52] <Thuryn> there are channels that will kick you for being in prison.net
[17:53] <Thuryn> iirc, prison.net will kick you for being idle for 60+ minutes
[17:53] <Zera> hah
[17:53] <Zera> what a gay server
[17:53] <Zera> hope it enjoys having no one in it
[17:53] <Thuryn> exactly. which is why it rapes you in the ass
[17:54] <Zera> as long as it uses protection i guess
[17:55] * Thuryn puts on his firewall
[17:55] <Thuryn> "rubberd"
[17:55] <Thuryn> hmmm... "Trojan" brand. suspicious
[17:55] <Zera> lets the little men in
[17:56] <Thuryn> ;[
[17:56] <Zera> all that talk about jail rape makes me hungry for some strange reason we shoul
[17:56] <Thuryn> hiphopanonymous?
[17:58] <dekkon> yes
[17:58] <timmo> oh my christ
[17:58] <Thuryn> i don't get it ;[
[17:58] <timmo> http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ofoobar028gq.gif
[17:58] <dekkon> ahhhh
[17:58] <timmo> yet another foobar monstrocity
[17:59] <dekkon> i thought that was a fucked up ad at first
[18:00] <dekkon> .url hiphopanonymous
[18:00] <Tubbee> http://www.hiphopanonymous.net/
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:00] <dekkon>
[18:01] <dekkon>
[18:01] <dekkon>
[18:01] <dekkon>
[18:01] <Stereo``> tdaj
[18:01] <slackR> ja
[18:01] <Thuryn> man
[18:01] <Thuryn> when those things are that long
[18:01] <devil`> LOL!!!!!1
[18:01] <Thuryn> reading them is like trying to see the magic eye
[18:01] <Stereo``> it says "new family guy"
[18:01] <devil`> these dolls look surprised!
[18:01] <Thuryn> i know
[18:01] <Twin`> except you can't actually see the magic eye
[18:01] <TMH_> haha man that foobar setup is awful
[18:02] <devil`> haha this is funny
[18:02] <dekkon> hahaha
[18:03] <devil`> meg is a hawg
[18:04] <dekkon> hahah
[18:04] <devil`> omg
[18:04] <devil`> lol
[18:04] <timmo> lois, are you pregnant?
[18:04] <timmo> no
[18:04] <timmo> *PUSH DOWN STAIRS
[18:05] <Tarkaan> oh, sopranos.
[18:05] <Tarkaan> nearly forgot. thanks, tivo <3
[18:06] <devil`> haha
[18:08] <Tarkaan> new blood! Salud.
[18:08] <dekkon> HAHAHA
[18:08] <dekkon> reverse koolaid joke
[18:13] <r3in> RavenKing = autoban in #warezrequest (bot)
[18:14] <r3in> thans
[18:16] <devil`> omggggg
[18:16] <devil`> hahahjh
[18:23] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[18:26] <dekkon> hahah
[18:27] <swight> hahaha @ Family Guy
[18:28] <r3in> almost time for work
[18:28] <r3in> was it good tonight?
[18:28] <dekkon> indeed
[18:29] <r3in> ill have to dl it later =/
[18:31] <r3in> the bitch in silent hill is a cop
[18:31] <r3in> not a detective =/
[18:31] <r3in> nvm
[18:33] <r3in> i think that SaGa did a fine job
[18:33] <r3in> greaaat quality
[18:35] <timmo> so apparently angels dont have dicks
[18:35] <timmo> but in the bible
[18:35] <timmo> angels came down and fucked some bitches
[18:36] <timmo> and created some kind of super half angel half people
[18:36] <timmo> and then god decided the best way to punish this
[18:36] <timmo> was to flood the earth
[18:36] <timmo> which is why noah had to build the ark
[18:37] <timmo> god was pretty mean
[18:37] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nephilim
[18:38] <r3in> i think your source is way off
[18:38] <r3in> and angels do have genitillia
[18:38] <r3in> they are transvestites
[18:39] <timmo> they totally dont
[18:39] <timmo> angels arnt actually men or women either though
[18:39] <timmo> but id imagine since ive never heard of an angel with a womans name
[18:39] <timmo> theyre all dudes
[18:40] <r3in> i cant say that suprises me
[18:40] <r3in> as god is male
[18:40] <jmx> they are male and female but god keeps the bitches in the kitchen where they be
[18:42] <r3in> well its time for work
[18:42] <r3in> peace
[18:44] <michael`> who operates the bots here?
[18:45] <Catcher> the baby jesus
[18:45] <Catcher> i think sili operates most/all
[18:46] <michael`> ill do the coronation
[18:51] <Catcher> sweet
[18:51] <Catcher> grats swight
[19:04] <swight> aroo? thanks
[19:04] <swight> !
[19:04] <Tarkaan> wow, swight. a salud.
[19:05] <Tarkaan> can I have your inaugeral kick?
[19:06] <Tarkaan> spell inaugeral
[19:06] <Tarkaan> shit :(
[19:07] <Tarkaan> heyo!
[19:07] <Tarkaan> a chiamo l'mani
[19:07] <swight> hah?
[19:08] <Tarkaan> it's an italian toast you give to a person of authority
[19:08] <Tarkaan> literally means "a toast to the hands"
[19:08] <cracker> i like toast
[19:08] * Ther0 is now known as Thero
[19:12] <cracker> funniest motherfucker --> http://www.tourettesguy.com
[19:13] <Catcher> while we're adding people to the bot, can i make a request? ;[
[19:18] <michael`> Greener Way to Cut the Grass Meets Resistance
[19:18] <michael`> Lawn equipment makers have vigorously opposed adding catalytic converters
[19:22] * Katasaki is now known as KataSLEEP
[19:25] * fenix2 is now known as fenix
[19:28] <t3h-gr1m> YUM HEALTHY CHOICE MEAL
[19:29] <t3h-gr1m> oh god it smells like farts
[19:29] <t3h-gr1m> no wait
[19:29] <t3h-gr1m> I farted
[19:35] <GerbilNt> w 78476
[19:37] <cracker> so i went to the doctor cause my penis was orange
[19:37] <cracker> and he asked me if i had been doing anything out of the ordinary with it
[19:37] <cracker> and i said "no, i do the same thing i do everyday, watch porn and eat cheet
[19:37] <Catcher> op me cause i'm lame
[19:47] <Thuryn> "in the wry" huh
[19:47] <Thuryn> ;p
[20:02] <cracker> nigga please these dekkon
[20:02] <dekkon> stop being a dumb motherfucker
[20:02] <cracker> lol wtf
[20:03] <dekkon> [10:37:03] <cracker> so i went to the doctor cause my penis was orange
[20:03] <dekkon> [10:37:16] <cracker> and he asked me if i had been doing anything out
[20:03] <dekkon> [10:37:23] *** Eliza17 (DaniellehY@151.82.0.144) has joined #geekissues
[20:03] <dekkon> [10:37:32] <cracker> and i said "no, i do the same thing i do everyday
[20:03] <dekkon> that shit ^
[20:03] <cracker> haha my bad
[20:03] <dekkon> so lurk or get the fuck out
[20:03] <cracker> hmm
[20:04] <dekkon> your choicr
[20:05] <dekkon> choice
[20:05] <cracker> im still trying to figure out what im supposed to lurk
[20:05] <dekkon> lurking means you shut the fuck up
[20:05] <cracker> ahh
[20:08] <Catcher> nice
[20:09] <Catcher> yeah, it also means no more bad jokes and no more attempting to get on bash
[20:09] <Catcher> cause that was pretty stupid :/
[20:10] <maru> or quoting bash like it was your own
[20:10] <Catcher> <3
[20:11] <jmx> Chico explained that he was driving about 70 mph east on I-10, about a half-mil
[20:11] <jmx> Contreras said Chico likely panicked because he continued to drive to his job a
[20:11] <jmx> http://sbsun.com/news/ci_3740144
[20:12] <Thuryn> man
[20:12] <Thuryn> people do the craziest shit
[20:12] <Catcher> hahahahahaha
[20:12] <Thuryn> he was probably in shock
[20:12] <Catcher> damn right he was
[20:12] <Catcher> that was me bitches
[20:12] <Catcher> not
[20:12] <jmx> lol
[20:13] <jmx> A 29-year-old Allentown man told police he was robbed at gunpoint in the 1400
[20:13] <jmx> Nehemiah Nunez reported that the assailant held him up and demanded money at ab
[20:13] <jmx> that robber is going to go far
[20:13] <Catcher> hehe
[20:14] <Thuryn> bah. what was that lady doing on teh freeway
[20:14] <Thuryn> she was jaywalking
[20:14] <jmx> couple more and he can get a cup of coffee
[20:14] <jmx> she deserved it the bitch
[20:15] <Catcher> how old was she
[20:15] <Catcher> she was probably whoring
[20:15] <Thuryn> Anyone with information is urged to contact the county Coroner's Office at
[20:15] <Catcher> thats where I pull my tricks, good ol I-10
[20:15] <Thuryn> they still don't know who she is
[20:15] <Thuryn> or, in fact, wtf is going on
[20:15] <Thuryn> ah,w ell
[20:16] <Thuryn> that's america
[20:16] * Thuryn goes back to ripping stacks of CDs
[20:16] <Catcher> yeah
[20:16] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060424/ap_on_re_us/planes_collide
[20:16] <jmx> that'd have been kinda cool to see in a morbid way
[20:17] <Thuryn> yeah, but a hell of a way to go
[20:18] <Thuryn> hope they already had wills written up
[20:18] <jmx> only 5 deaths? i hope to take down more than that when i go
[20:18] <Thuryn> "...and I leave the plane to my son Lawrence..."
[20:18] <jmx> haha
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[20:19] * Topic is 'chickster agrees, "TOOL ROOLZ" | scary movie 4 - 5/10 | that's better than the
[20:19] * Set by dekkon!~email@winchester-motorola1--70-35-218-141.ironoh.adelphia.net on Sun Apr 2
[20:21] <Thuryn> hahhaha
[20:21] <Thuryn> grip beeps when it's finished ripping a disc
[20:21] <Thuryn> just like my microwave
[20:21] <Thuryn> i don't know why that's funny. :/
[20:22] <jmx> microwaves are hilarious
[20:22] <Metalcore> Tool's overrated.
[20:22] <Metalcore> but they are awesome.
[20:22] <jmx> i spend many hours sitting there watching it giggling to myself
[20:22] <Metalcore> i think the radiation is getting to you.
[20:23] <Stereo``> it's all about eating a bomb
[20:23] <Thuryn> mmmmm... gunpowder
[20:24] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060423/od_nm/leisure_lennon_dc John Lennon s
[20:24] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060423/od_nm/leisure_lennon_dc - John Lenn
[20:24] <Thuryn> remember, remember, the 5th of november
[20:24] <Metalcore> ...?
[20:25] <Thuryn> gunpowder treason and plot
[20:25] <Thuryn> n/m
[20:25] <maff> http://homepage.mac.com/digdog/thinkdifferent/
[20:25] <jmx> that would have worked so much better if they hadnt delayed the release
[20:26] <Thuryn> maff, you think maybe he's compensating for something
[20:26] <Metalcore> think differently*
[20:26] <Metalcore> apparently, mac is catering towards people who have failed english these
[20:26] <Thuryn> this is the USA, Metalcore. we don't need no steeking grammar
[20:27] <Metalcore> of course not
[20:27] <Thuryn> *steenking
[20:27] <Thuryn> or spelling, apparently
[20:27] <Metalcore> we don't need grammar, but we need to spell nonstandard slang correctly?
[20:27] <Thuryn> yes
[20:27] <Thuryn> it was IN the MEMO
[20:29] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060423/ap_on_re_eu/sweden_raft_rescue
[20:45] <D1> I can't believe there are teenage sluts I'd like to bang who were born in the 90
[20:45] <D1> thats totally HOT.
[20:46] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[20:46] <t3h-gr1m> that new bash quote
[20:46] <t3h-gr1m> I want to play that game now
[20:46] <jeeki> url?
[20:46] <t3h-gr1m> http://www.bash.org/?636661
[20:46] <t3h-gr1m> You could've just gone to bash and clicked 'latest' you know
[20:47] <Stereo``> what's layaway
[20:48] <Ifrit> stuff that they lay away
[20:48] <Ifrit> so you can pick it up later
[20:49] <Stereo``> i see
[20:49] <Stereo``> hm
[20:49] <Ifrit> i don't
[20:50] <Ifrit> hm
[20:51] <Stereo``> the game... http://3whack.org/
[20:53] <slackR> LOL walmart game
[20:53] <slackR> I'm going to play that tomorrow
[20:53] <t3h-gr1m> Well that limits it to 3 items
[20:53] <t3h-gr1m> which I think is cool too, but with that one the objective is to get a rea
[20:53] <t3h-gr1m> You can't really do that with putting a tire on layaway.
[20:53] <t3h-gr1m> ...and I have NO IDEA why that's funny, but it is.
[20:54] <Stereo``> suppose not
[20:55] <Ifrit> no wall mark here
[20:55] <Ifrit> mall wark
[20:55] <Ifrit> kweh
[20:55] <D1> I don't get it.
[20:55] <t3h-gr1m> I am so doing this.
[20:55] <D1> put a tire on layaway
[20:56] <t3h-gr1m> Ifrit, do you have any sort of mega-retailer in your area?
[20:56] <Ifrit> no
[20:56] <michael`> .url jcrew
[20:56] <Tubbee> http://www.jcrew.com/
[20:57] <Ifrit> Theres only one store chain i could perhaps compare to walmart
[20:57] <Ifrit> but there's none of those in this city
[20:59] <t3h-gr1m> Man I am so doing this
[20:59] <Ifrit> could be fun
[20:59] <Ifrit> have any ideas?
[21:00] <michael`> hey-a ma ma ma
[21:00] <michael`> hey hey hey hey-aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:00] <michael`> life in a northern town
[21:00] <Ifrit> here's one
[21:01] <Ifrit> cologne, flint and tinder, and a furry plush toy
[21:01] <c-rOCK> http://www.gasbuddy.com/gb_gastemperaturemap.aspx
[21:01] <Ifrit> :3
[21:02] <Ifrit> cheap gas
[21:03] <Twin`> this map is semi-innacurate though
[21:04] <Twin`> i can drive about an hour or two into the country and find gas for like $1.50
[21:04] <michael`> i was reading a paper in economics class that said that the gas tax in the
[21:05] <michael`> and the gas tax in the UK is $1.10 too high
[21:05] <Twin`> what
[21:05] <michael`> yeah
[21:05] <michael`> they said the american gas tax is 40 cents, but should be like 1.01 or 1.0
[21:05] <jmx> too low in comparison to what?
[21:05] <Twin`> w 23456
[21:05] <jmx> for world balance or do they have a logic beyond that as to what the optimum ga
[21:05] <michael`> because that tax, they say, would bring about the ideal combination of pri
[21:05] <swight> Israel's consul general in New York said Sunday that the world needs to tak
[21:05] <swight> "It's important that the world understands that this is not an Israeli issue
[21:06] <swight> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/23/AR2006042301
[21:06] <Ifrit> 1.50 (U.S. dollars per US gallon) = 2.51885096 Norwegian kroner per liter
[21:06] <Ifrit> cheap as HELL
[21:06] <jmx> lol
[21:06] <jmx> im doubtful
[21:06] <Twin`> see though, these are the hick gas stations
[21:06] <Ifrit> less than 25% of what it's here
[21:06] <Twin`> like the ones you see in movies
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