Session Start: Fri Apr 21 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:00] <pinin> why haven't you been looking for a new place?
[00:00] <jmx> and my last exam is the 27th
[00:00] <jmx> cuz i promised my dad and come help him with some shit for the summer in a week
[00:01] <jmx> and i hate looking for places to live
[00:01] <pinin> ah word a school boy
[00:01] <pinin> i do that too
[00:02] <pinin> imma be moving back home next month
[00:02] <pinin> but then live at a friend's house closer to the future jobs on the weekdays
[00:02] <jmx> lol
[00:03] <jmx> might take off back here beginning of august depending on what happens in the h
[00:03] <jmx> need to find something soon because it can get hard to find a place closer to t
[00:04] <pinin> yeah everything starts getting sold out in february for august here
[00:04] * DigDug changes topic to 'http://www.uer.ca/forum_showthread.asp?fid=1&threadid=8951'
[00:04] <jmx> not quite that bad, ive got friends i can bum off of if worst comes to worst
[00:05] <jmx> that bad here
[00:05] <jmx> used to drop to below 1% vacancy though and you had to rent places through the
[00:06] <jmx> been a lot of building lately though
[00:06] * Thero is back -( Movies )- gone 6 hr 6 min 3 s
[00:06] <DigDug> hi Jon
[00:06] <Thero> Pen
[00:07] <Thero> Silent Hill = 9.5/10
[00:07] <DigDug> wait, wtf... wasn't i going to go to bed?
[00:07] <DigDug> ooh shit, thanks
[00:07] <Thero> :D
[00:07] <DigDug> 4 = 8/10
[00:07] <Thero> Yeah i work at movies.
[00:07] <Thero> 4?
[00:07] <pinin> wait pen
[00:07] <pinin> yeah i can't wait for silent hill
[00:07] <Thero> pinin: It's the best gaming movie ever made dude.
[00:07] <Thero> Seriously.
[00:08] <pinin> awesome ;]]
[00:08] <Thero> but
[00:08] <Thero> its 3am here
[00:08] <Thero> and ive been up for 24hours again
[00:08] <Thero> and i have to sex tomorrow, then work :(
[00:08] <Thero> err
[00:08] <Thero> ;[]
[00:08] <Kalamazoo> ive been up since yesterday around 2 i think
[00:09] <Thero> Kalamazoo: I havn't started caring yet.
[00:09] <Thero> Anyway, nite all.
[00:09] <Kalamazoo> lol im not sure if that was offensive or talking about himself
[00:09] <Zera> [17:07:09] <DigDug> hi Jon <--- whois'd me for my name?
[00:10] <pinin> pen is sneaky like that
[00:10] <DigDug> ^_^
[00:10] <DigDug> g'night all
[00:10] <pinin> night
[00:10] <Kalamazoo> nite
[00:10] <pinin> Kalamazoo, don't mind him
[00:10] <jmx> night
[00:11] <jmx> thats why you be sneaky and put fake names in
[00:11] <pinin> also thero no away msgs plz
[00:11] <jmx> im still waiting for someone to get mine
[00:12] <pinin> there's something to get?
[00:12] <pinin> ;[
[00:12] <jmx> lol
[00:13] <jmx> its from It
[00:13] <pinin> ah
[00:13] <jmx> one of the names It used was bob grey
[00:13] <pinin> man i shouldn't have lifted all that heavy shit when it was already past my b
[00:13] <pinin> 45 min to cool down
[00:13] <jmx> lol
[00:13] <pinin> and now i can sleep
[00:13] <pinin> ah i woulda never caught that ;x
[00:14] <pinin> night
[00:14] <jmx> night
[00:14] <jmx> yeah i dont think anyone would
[00:14] <jmx> its so clever its above everyones head, or so i like to think
[00:24] <Efreeti> zomg
[00:24] <Efreeti> fuck paypal
[00:24] <Efreeti> in the ass
[00:24] <Efreeti> with a dick
[00:27] <kitchen> paypal hold your money?
[00:27] <Efreeti> no, i've never used them personally
[00:28] <Efreeti> but been reading these "paypal horror stories"
[00:28] <kitchen> eh
[00:28] <kitchen> there are horror stories for every service
[00:29] <Efreeti> an online store which wanted to cancel their paypal account had it frozen f
[00:30] <Efreeti> They vasically reserve the right to lock your account, undo transactions an
[00:30] <Efreeti> Without having to inform you or give you any reason
[00:31] <Efreeti> there may be horror stories for every service, but not over 300 of them com
[00:31] <Efreeti> http://www.aboutpaypal.org/
[00:32] <Efreeti> scam and theft
[00:33] <Efreeti> The SA and Hurricane Katrina donations case is just the tip of the iceberg
[00:34] <Efreeti> at least there they got refunded (probably because of the publicity the cas
[00:53] <Kalamazoo> honey roasted turkey is so good
[00:56] <ScumFrog`> rah
[01:04] <jmx> we're all going to die
[01:54] * thalakan is now known as lifeee
[01:54] * thalakan_ is now known as thalakan
[01:57] <Rjx> haha
[01:57] <Rjx> what's the "fix your shit" part of the topic about
[01:58] <Twin`> ?
[01:58] <Rjx> 07:44 -!- michael` changed the topic of #geekissues to: rjx: check logs for msg
[01:58] <Twin`> oh
[01:58] * lifeee is now known as Xe0n-
[01:58] <Twin`> dunno
[01:59] * Xe0n- is now known as x30nn
[01:59] <timmo> [23:30] [Tordek] ok, Rjx_ if you read this, I managed to solve the overflow s
[01:59] <timmo> [23:31] »» parts Michcio (michcio@cq253.internetdsl.tpgnet.pl)
[01:59] <timmo> [23:32] [topic changed [ pinin [ I dont enforce the law, I am the law | Rjx,
[02:00] <timmo> also
[02:00] <timmo> this wolfmother album is pretty good
[02:01] <Rjx> yeah i saw the message, i'm just wondering what i'm meant to be fixing ;[
[02:01] <Rjx> i am going to do a hub raid this morning for music
[02:05] * [2501] is now known as acydlord
[02:06] <timmo> wolfmother - woman
[02:06] <timmo> this dude can pull of a 20yr old ozzy
[02:07] <acydlord> o.O
[02:08] <Rjx> Five teenage boys accused of plotting a shooting rampage at their high school o
[02:08] <Zera> dumbasses, sticking that shit on mypsace
[02:08] <Zera> space*
[02:09] <acydlord> i was looking at a website yesterday that has all the stupid criminals of
[02:09] <acydlord> some of the stuff on there was quite hilarious
[02:12] <Rjx> In the shocker of all shockers, Tom Cruise isn't the linguistic expert he claim
[02:13] <Rjx> (Suri being what he named his new kid)
[02:13] <Rjx> Suri has only two meanings - one is a person from Syria and the other "go away"
[02:13] <Zera> rofl
[02:13] <Zera> poor kid
[02:15] <acydlord> maybe his kid will grow up to be a class A pickpocket
[02:15] <Zera> 12 ranks Sleight of Hand
[02:15] <acydlord> lol
[02:15] <timmo-> w2
[02:15] <poopy> timmo- Temp 39F/4C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:14PM; high:(mid 70s) low:(u
[02:15] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:16] <Twin`> url imdb kings destroy
[02:16] <pinkboa> - "imdb kings destroy": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107665/
[02:16] <Rjx> anyone here using google calender?
[02:16] <acydlord> not yet
[02:16] <acydlord> infact i usually only use the calendar on my 770
[02:16] <Rjx> Calendar is unavailable right now, please try again in a few moments
[02:16] <Rjx> ;[
[02:18] <acydlord> i should be sleeping
[02:18] <acydlord> but for some reason i am not
[02:18] <timmo> ahaha
[02:19] <timmo> psychogirl sent girlb an email that said
[02:19] <timmo> "You know I am going to ask....how is Tim doing? The thoughts of him have bec
[02:20] <timmo> what a craaaaazy bitch
[02:20] <timmo> http://www.myspace.com/wolfmother
[02:20] <Rjx> haha that really is one psycho female
[02:22] <acydlord> arent they all?
[02:23] <timmo> this one really is though
[02:25] <acydlord> i was engaged to a true psycho
[02:30] <timmo> rjx: http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF097ADAquarium.html
[02:33] <Rjx> haha i saw that
[03:38] <r3in> good morning #geekissues
[03:40] <Zera> mornin
[03:40] <r3in> how goes it?
[03:41] <Zera> to the left
[03:41] <Zera> you?
[03:41] <r3in> diagonally
[03:41] <Zera> kinky
[03:42] <Zera> so like a bishop/
[03:42] <Zera> ?*
[03:42] <Zera> or less diagonal?
[03:42] <r3in> yeah, blacks only
[03:42] <Zera> heh
[03:42] <ScumFrog`> bee arr bee, restart
[03:42] <Zera> i think i dont know what we're talking about anymore
[03:42] <Zera> so im just gonna nod and smile
[03:42] <r3in> hows it going > directions > bishop > which one
[03:43] <Zera> ahhh right okay
[03:43] * Zera nods and smiles
[03:43] <r3in> haha
[03:50] <r3in> wb
[03:51] <ScumFrog> fanks
[03:52] <Turbonato> hi
[04:15] <r3in> how much would you pay for an ounce of acid?
[04:23] <Rjx> ffffff
[04:23] <Rjx> fuck this
[04:23] <Rjx> randomly get informed that my aunt and uncle from tanzania are staying here for
[04:23] <Rjx> arriving today
[04:24] <Rjx> they're both extremely irritating
[04:24] <fen1x> feed them rat poison
[04:24] <Rjx> i'm not just going to make any compromises
[04:25] <r3in> or baby-begone
[04:25] <fen1x> or do that
[04:36] <daze> tanzania?
[04:44] <Rjx`> haha this is insane
[04:44] <Rjx`> dedicated 750MB of RAM to this virtual machine
[04:44] <Rjx`> runs so smoothly
[04:44] <fen1x> ;p;
[04:44] <fen1x> how much total ram do you have?
[04:45] <Rjx`> 1.5GB now, got a new 1GB stick yesterday
[04:45] <fen1x> ah
[04:45] <fen1x> hmm, i've got the same
[04:45] <fen1x> i always just do 512 for my vms
[04:45] <fen1x> i guess bumping it up is a good idea though
[04:45] <Rjx`> i'm using it mainly for flash mx and photoshop (usually simultaneously)
[04:46] <Rjx`> which tend to be RAM hogs
[04:46] <Rjx`> else yeah, 512MB would be more than enough
[04:50] <ScumFrog> 1gig isnt enough for photoshop and illustrator at the same time
[04:50] <ScumFrog> damnit :(
[04:50] <ScumFrog> work machine is crap :/
[04:50] <Rjx`> windows xp?
[04:50] <Rjx`> make sure to turn off all the theming crap, if you have access to it
[04:50] <Rjx`> there are a bunch of redundant services that you can turn off in XP too
[04:51] <Rjx`> helps free up resources a little
[04:51] <ScumFrog> Ill give it a look in a min
[04:51] <ScumFrog> normally its ok
[04:51] <ScumFrog> but ive got ~20 meg files open in each
[04:51] <ScumFrog> and it starts acting a bit autistic :/
[04:52] <Rjx`> now that's an adjective i've never heard used to describe a piece of software
[04:53] <ScumFrog> ;]
[04:54] <Rjx`> How's my programming?
[04:54] <Rjx`> Call 1-800-DEV-NULL
[04:55] <ScumFrog> 6/10
[04:55] <ScumFrog> must try harder with next gag.
[04:56] <Rjx`> i have a sick note
[04:57] <Rjx`> wow that really was bad
[04:57] <ScumFrog> yah :/
[04:58] <Rjx`> Every time you masturbate, god delays Duke Nukem Forever another 6 months.
[04:59] <ScumFrog> it wont be released, then ;)
[04:59] <Rjx`> it hasn't been
[05:00] <Thuryn> and won't, ever
[05:01] <Serena[T]> calc 97.1F in C
[05:01] <pinkboa> - 97.1 degrees Fahrenheit = 36.1666667 degrees Celsius
[05:01] <Thuryn> Serena[T] <-- cold-blooded ;)
[05:01] <Serena[T]> hehe
[05:07] <FlaVouR> where is the LOVVEEE
[05:07] <FlaVouR> *holds up lighter
[05:10] <jeek> Flavour: http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity2705.html
[05:11] <mef> beep beep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjrEQaG5jPM
[05:12] <FlaVouR> yay
[05:13] <r3in> anyone know of any french chans on efnet
[05:13] <r3in> (speaking)
[05:13] <jeek> #bearcave
[05:13] <r3in> fuck you
[05:14] <jeek> I figured that was your best bet, considering the French are a bunch of child
[05:15] <jeek> This DS Brain Age game is the new hotness. :D
[05:15] <jeek> I was 80 the first day, because it didn't understand me saying the word "blue"
[05:15] <jeek> But 28 the next day!
[05:15] <jeek> I wonder how I'll do today. o.O
[05:16] <r3in> so ill take that as a no
[05:16] <r3in> whats it about?
[05:16] <jeek> Uh
[05:17] <jeek> The guy keeps babbling about increasing the blood flow to your "prefrontal cor
[05:17] <jeek> By a series of small mental exercises that activates that area of the brain.
[05:17] <jeek> Like rapid-fire math
[05:17] <jeek> Where you answer 100 questions similar to: 1+1=? 5x9=? 9-8=? etcetc
[05:18] <jeek> Or "count the syllables"
[05:18] <r3in> and they get harder?
[05:18] <jeek> Or "Here are several numbers, some are different colors, some are pulsating, s
[05:18] <jeek> And the quality changes..
[05:18] <jeek> Like.. "How many red numbers are there?"
[05:18] <jeek> I dunno if they get harder or not
[05:18] <jeek> I've only had the game two days.
[05:19] <jeek> I know you unlock extra exercises..
[05:19] <jeek> It also comes with over 100 Sudoku puzzles.
[05:19] <jeek> And the interface for playing them is pretty slick.
[05:19] <jeek> But the end result of the game is that it's supposed to make your thoughts cle
[05:19] <jeek> All for $20!
[05:20] <r3in> sudoko pwns
[05:21] <Rjx`> i've always found it pretty boring, as far as puzzles go
[05:21] <Rjx`> i mean it's challenging, but tedious
[05:23] <jeek> I rendered it all moot by writing a solver in Perl.
[05:23] <jeek> I haven't used it to solve any of the DS Sudoku puzzles, I'm having a decent t
[05:23] <jeek> I've done maybe 12 of the 100 so far.
[05:24] <jeek> But all on the easy setting, I haven't touched intermediate or hard yet.
[05:24] <Tark-Work> By 1:23:47 the reactor jumped to around 30 GW, ten times the normal opera
[05:25] <jeek> 1.21 GW
[05:28] <dekkon> 1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?!?!?!?!?!
[05:29] <wind`> jiggajiggawatts
[05:39] <jeek> jiggawho?
[05:39] <jeek> jiggawatt?
[05:39] <airfix> haha
[05:53] * r|3n is now known as r3in
[05:57] <ScumFrog> oh noes
[05:58] <ScumFrog> I had a lunch time pint
[05:58] <jeek> OH NOES
[05:58] <ScumFrog> and now the afternoon is going to go doubleslow
[05:58] <ScumFrog> and I will want to sleep :/
[06:13] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:34] <r3in> damn
[06:40] <r3in> people would acually pay 5$ for 1-100 mcg of lsd
[06:46] <D1> sooooooooooo tired. ;[
[06:46] <D1> I want some LSD
[06:53] <ScumFrog> what the hell
[06:53] <ScumFrog> where did this heat come from
[06:54] <ScumFrog> w Manchester, UK
[06:54] <pinkboa> Weather for Manchester, United Kingdom - Updated at 2:20 PM BST on April 21
[06:54] <r3in> w2
[06:54] <poopy> r3in Temp 34F/1C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:48PM;
[06:55] <Kurin> 55, yeah, you're burning up
[06:55] <Kurin> w 94105
[06:55] <pinkboa> Weather for San Francisco, California (94105) Conditions & - Updated at
[06:55] <ScumFrog> i am in a room full of computers and no AC
[06:55] <ScumFrog> plus Im british
[06:55] <ScumFrog> im not used to heat
[06:58] <pinin> whoa the king of nepal just caved in
[06:58] <r3in> source?
[06:58] <pinin> protests still work in one section of the world
[06:59] <r3in> i saw that he took over the country
[06:59] <pinin> breaking news email alert
[06:59] <pinin> Nepal's King Gyanendra vows to return political power to the people of Nepal.
[06:59] <r3in> bah
[06:59] <r3in> thats what he said when he took over the country
[06:59] <pinin> lol
[07:01] <c-rOCK> jetser thats old
[07:01] <issuez> leaving for miami
[07:01] <c-rOCK> it was on cnn.com for at least 10 min
[07:01] <pinin> sorry peng
[07:01] <pinin> i have failed you
[07:01] <pinin> ;[
[07:01] <c-rOCK> as usual
[07:01] * issuez changes topic to 'bye puddin cakes, be back in a week and a half.'
[07:01] <c-rOCK> ;[
[07:01] <issuez> peng what city do you live in
[07:01] <r3in> http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/04/21/caledonia-friday.html?ref=r
[07:01] <pinin> bye amy@#$%@
[07:01] <c-rOCK> concord
[07:02] <issuez> i wonder who called me drunk as fuck from sac
[07:02] <issuez> and left drunken msges all over my voice mail
[07:02] <c-rOCK> not me i dont go out
[07:05] <issuez> ciao peeps
[07:05] <issuez> ill drink heavily and think about you whilest in miami
[07:05] <issuez> MAYBE BABIES.
[07:05] <ScumFrog> have a good en
[07:06] <jeek> drunken mages
[07:07] <c-rOCK> im also 925 not 916. 916 is kinda hickish
[07:08] <c-rOCK> its like a mix of hillbillies and normal people. most of them hate the bay
[07:10] <ScumFrog> hank fuck its friday
[07:10] <ScumFrog> *thank
[07:11] <XoRt> My ex has gotten drunk and startd messaging me
[07:11] <ScumFrog> ooh booty call
[07:11] <c-rOCK> US $66.66
[07:11] <c-rOCK> tool price ;[
[07:30] <pinin> for one?
[07:30] <pinin> ;[
[07:43] <r3in> http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f259/r3in_/Original%20Sigs/?action=view&curr
[07:43] <r3in> hey snow
[07:44] <r3in> what did you use that banner for?
[07:50] <Rjx> carnival is broken
[07:50] <r3in> =/
[07:51] <r3in> no its not
[07:52] <Rjx> none of the images load
[07:52] <r3in> wtf are you on
[07:52] <r3in> it works fine for me
[07:52] <r3in> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/82531_159346989_l.gif
[07:53] <Rjx> the thumbs, i mean
[07:53] <Rjx> on the main page
[07:53] <Rjx> probably a problem on my side actually
[07:56] <r3in> damn
[07:56] <r3in> that bear attack is hillarious
[07:58] <r3in> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/18136_truthbum.jpg
[08:13] <Rjx`> yowza
[08:13] <FlaVouR> Zoinx!
[08:28] * dekkon changes topic to 'bye puddin cakes, be back in a week and a half. | we got the boy
[08:41] <timmo> the pops and i are going to go see silent hill at 12:55
[08:42] <timmo> will report back after
[08:42] <Rjx> alright
[08:43] <timmo> also rjx
[08:43] <timmo> you check out wolfmother?
[08:43] <Rjx> not yet
[08:43] <timmo> i thought they'd be another HYPE band
[08:43] <timmo> but theyre actually pretty good
[08:44] <Rjx> has it been hubbed
[08:44] <timmo> no, but i can up it
[08:44] <mef> Rjx, Ur mother's smelly dude..she emits a stench that you are probably really u
[08:44] <timmo> we need someone to provide us a hub
[08:44] <timmo> that i can fxp to
[08:44] <timmo> because i can get almost anything anyone wants
[08:44] <timmo> just since im on dialup
[08:44] <timmo> its a bitch if i dont want to download it
[08:44] <timmo> or if they dont want to wait
[08:44] <timmo> for me to up it
[08:45] <Rjx> yeah
[08:45] <Rjx> what is actually needed to be able to fxp?
[08:45] <Rjx> server-side
[08:45] <timmo> a ftp
[08:45] <timmo> your software just has to support it
[08:45] <Rjx> it won't run over sftp?
[08:46] <timmo> nope
[08:46] <timmo> josh doesnt allow fxp anyways
[08:46] <timmo> he says its too insecure for his tastes
[08:46] <Rjx> if there are possible security holes, it makes sense not to run it on a product
[08:47] <Tark-Work> ha ha holes
[08:47] <Rjx> so yeah, we just need to find a box that's not used for much else
[08:47] <Tark-Work> that leaves out your mom's
[08:47] <Tark-Work> oh?
[08:48] <timmo> i think sili was going to do something like that before
[08:48] <timmo> but it fell through
[08:50] <timmo> he was talking about sending me a hd to fill up with all of my music
[08:50] <timmo> which would have been cool
[08:50] <timmo> cause then i could be like
[08:51] <timmo> BITCH DOWNLOAD THIS
[08:51] <timmo> im upping a wolfmother track right now
[08:51] <timmo> their singer sounds like ozzy @ age 20
[08:52] <timmo> which is awesome
[08:54] <Tark-Work> it's pawn shop weekend, people
[08:54] <Tark-Work> word around the campfire is, people are pawning things for gas
[08:55] <timmo> pawn shop weekend = weekend before pay day?
[08:55] <Tark-Work> nah, whenever there's a major economic change, people pawn shit
[08:55] <Tark-Work> so I can go buy everyone's guns, cameras, other shit
[08:55] <Tark-Work> tools
[08:56] <timmo> gas hasnt gone up that much
[08:59] <timmo> http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/997/76840100763iy.gif
[08:59] <timmo> SWEET
[09:03] <Jimmothy> haha, polly old: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2137321_1,00.ht
[09:05] <timmo> oooooooooooooooooold
[09:06] <Jimmothy> thought it would be
[09:06] <Jimmothy> This is why we don't stand up to scum (British Chav thread in GBS what?)
[09:07] <ScumFrog> lol
[09:08] <timmo> damn
[09:08] <timmo> this band is awesome
[09:08] <timmo> zombi
[09:08] <timmo> im going to have to hub this too
[09:12] <Jimmothy> damn i want hub
[09:13] <hermes> http://outhouserag.typepad.com/outhouserag/2005/08/carrot_top.html
[09:13] <hermes> wtf
[09:16] <jmx> ironic http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4929036.stm
[09:18] <Tark-Work> jmx, irony would be if he died from a head injury getting off of a commer
[09:19] <Rjx> goddamnit
[09:19] <Tark-Work> fuck
[09:19] <Tark-Work> tits
[09:19] <Rjx> there are people standing just outside our driveway
[09:19] <Rjx> talking extremely loudly
[09:19] <Rjx> in really irritating voices
[09:20] <Workdug> and these voices...
[09:20] <Workdug> when did you first start hearing them?
[09:20] <Tark-Work> throw a couple firecrackers out the back window
[09:20] <Tark-Work> they will run...
[09:20] <Workdug> yes
[09:20] <Workdug> or grenades
[09:20] <Rjx> i'd close my window, but then the ratio of oxygen to carbon dioxide shifts fair
[09:21] <Tark-Work> round here you yell out "COPS!! COPS!!!" and people leggit
[09:21] <Workdug> your room doesn't have vents or a door?
[09:21] <Workdug> haha tark
[09:21] <Rjx> has a door, almost entirely airtight
[09:21] <Rjx> and no, no vent
[09:21] <Tark-Work> so you could get high off your own farts
[09:21] <Tark-Work> methane
[09:22] <ScumFrog> lol
[09:22] <Tark-Work> <Rjx's Mom> Rjx, I'm only asking this because I care about you.. b
[09:22] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3
[09:22] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3
[09:22] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3
[09:22] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3
[09:22] <Tark-Work> <Rjx> No mom, I swear!!! <fart>
[09:23] <Tark-Work> <Rjx's Mom> (cries) We trusted you!!!
[09:23] * timmo changes topic to 'http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3'
[09:23] <bos`> its like a poop version of zeppelin
[09:23] <timmo> psh
[09:23] <bos`> lol
[09:23] <timmo> it sounds more like sabbath
[09:24] <timmo> than zepplin
[09:24] <Workdug> breakfast: banana chips and gummy bears. and coffee.
[09:25] <Serena[T]> breakfast of champions Workdug :)
[09:25] <Zeratulcr> just how much of a human would i have to eat to become a cannibal?
[09:26] <dekkon> one bi
[09:26] <dekkon> te
[09:26] <Zeratulcr> hmm
[09:26] <Zeratulcr> any particular size?
[09:26] <Workdug> self-cannibalism doesn't count
[09:26] <Workdug> nor does accidental eating
[09:26] <carnifex> Would fingernail clippings count?
[09:26] <Zeratulcr> eww, why would i eat anyone elses nails
[09:26] <Zeratulcr> thats gross
[09:26] <Zeratulcr> dudes...ew
[09:27] <carnifex> Dude... you were just asking about eating people in general
[09:27] <carnifex> The fingernail was tthe most easily removed part
[09:27] <carnifex> except for hair
[09:27] <Zeratulcr> yeh but nail clippings...
[09:27] <Zeratulcr> ew
[09:27] <carnifex> You'd be a shitty cannibal really.
[09:27] <carnifex> Real cannibals aren't picky. Ever seen Cannibal Holocaust? >_>
[09:27] <Zeratulcr> well no
[09:28] <jmx> timmo: whats the band?
[09:28] <Zeratulcr> i dont think nail clippings count as meat
[09:28] <Zeratulcr> neither does hair
[09:29] <finn__> depends how much you clip off
[09:29] <carnifex> Finn has a point.
[09:29] <Zeratulcr> gotta love that finger meat...
[09:29] <Zeratulcr> comes with a free skewer
[09:29] <Workdug> ever have nail clippings soup? it's delicious
[09:29] <Workdug> don't knock it 'til you try it
[09:30] <Zeratulcr> like anal?
[09:30] <Workdug> exactly
[09:30] <Serena[T]> calc 96.6F in C
[09:30] <pinkboa> - 96.6 degrees Fahrenheit = 35.8888889 degrees Celsius
[09:31] <Serena[T]> he was right.. coldblooded
[09:31] <Workdug> calc 35.9 in f
[09:31] <Workdug> calc 35.9c in f
[09:31] <pinkboa> - 35.9 degrees Celsius = 96.62 degrees Fahrenheit
[09:31] <Workdug> hah
[09:31] <Workdug> that's about my normal body temp
[09:31] <carnifex> calc 37c in f
[09:31] <pinkboa> - 37 degrees Celsius = 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit
[09:32] <carnifex> Pretty much what it should be, that being my normal one.
[09:32] <Serena[T]> well now it makes sense why i felt like crap at 99.5 yesterday
[09:32] <Workdug> 37.0 is actually considered a fever in russia
[09:32] <carnifex> 98.2 for people where I live, for some reason.
[09:32] <Workdug> 36.6 is the "real" normal body temp
[09:32] <carnifex> Really? o_0
[09:32] <Workdug> calc 36.6c in f
[09:32] <pinkboa> - 36.6 degrees Celsius = 97.88 degrees Fahrenheit
[09:32] <Serena[T]> yeah i just saw that on wikipedia today
[09:36] <Serena[T]> hmm
[09:36] <Stereo``> curses
[09:37] <ScumFrog> woo, weekend
[09:37] <ScumFrog> ciao for now.
[09:37] <Workdug> what timezone is that, ScumFrog
[09:37] <Workdug> .url pipex.com
[09:37] <Tubbee> http://www.pipex.net/
[09:38] * Stereo`` swears
[09:38] <dekkon> i need to find a cheap laptop, between 500-1ghz, with a cdrom
[09:39] <Thero> hmm
[09:39] <Thero> price range?
[09:39] <Stereo``> gah
[09:39] <dekkon> id like to speed <$300
[09:40] <Thero> um...
[09:40] <Stereo``> either i can't remember my username or ... they changed my password
[09:40] <Thero> i doubt you could find a 500mhz laptop with a cdrom....for less than 300
[09:40] <Thero> you try eggdrop
[09:40] <Thero> err
[09:40] <Thero> *newegg
[09:40] <dekkon> retrobox.com has some but none come with power supplies
[09:41] <Thero> gah
[09:41] <Thero> newegg only goes down to 500
[09:41] <Thero> brb let me ask my dad, he's been looking at some for me
[09:41] <Workdug> haha eggdrop
[09:47] <Jimmothy> (2005) 02 Wolfmother - Woman / Wolfmother (1:07/2:55, 236kbps, 4.99mb)
[09:47] <Jimmothy> pretty good
[09:47] <Thero> hmm
[09:47] <Thero> btw
[09:47] <Thero> Silent Hill = 9.5 out of 10
[09:47] <Thero> <--- screened the movie
[09:48] <Jimmothy> lives up to the story of the game?
[09:48] <Thero> From what my friends who were with me told me, yes.
[09:48] <Thero> If not, it's sitll damn good.
[09:48] <Thero> I never played the game.
[09:49] <Jimmothy> i played the first one which it seems to be heavily based on
[09:49] <Thero> Dekkon
[09:49] <Thero> http://cgi.ebay.com/Sony-Vaio-P3-500mhz-z50hs-128mb-12G-fixed-V90-modem_W0QQi
[09:51] * DarkWolf| is now known as snowywolf
[09:53] <Thero> btw jimmothy
[09:53] <Thero> supposidly its heavily based off of the first one, but it also has stuff from
[09:53] <Thero> so its staying true to the games, just not being a specific game in general
[09:54] <jonathans> sweet christ
[09:54] <jonathans> http://is2.okcupid.com/users/130/566/13056678609620754648/p1145603773.jpg
[09:55] <Stereo``> you really don't see that many nuns in latex
[09:55] <Thero> Sweet Chris indeed.
[09:55] <Thero> *Christ
[09:56] <Thero> Jimmothy
[09:56] <Thero> Pyramid Head is in there too btw
[09:56] <Thero> (im reading up on it now)
[10:00] <Jimmothy> i know
[10:00] <Jimmothy> hes in the trailer for a flash of a second
[10:05] <Thero> yeah
[10:05] <Thero> my coworker jumped out of her seat and hit her face on the chair in front of
[10:05] <Thero> thats how scared she got
[10:06] <Serena[T]> oh man, they're making another star trek movie
[10:07] <Serena[T]> why won't they let it die?
[10:07] <Thero> to annoy you
[10:07] <AdmiralKi> The starfleet accadamy one?
[10:09] <Thero> Erik Jendresen, the Hollywood scribe commissioned to write the prequel script
[10:09] <Thero> and Romulus went to war
[10:09] <Thero> On April 20, it was announced that a new Star Trek movie will be produced and
[10:09] <Thero> gay
[10:10] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:10] <AdmiralKi> where will they find someone who could portray shatners ego? i didnt thin
[10:10] <Zeratulcr> gnight all
[10:10] <Stereo``> ashton kutcher maybe :P
[10:11] <AdmiralKi> O.o
[10:11] <Thero> no
[10:11] <Thero> because i respect william shatner more than i respect ashton kutcher
[10:11] <Thero> he's just some pothead who got lucky.
[10:11] <AdmiralKi> wth?
[10:12] <AdmiralKi> i guess being lucky machavelian egotist is better? ^^
[10:12] <Thero> no, he's a goddamn lucky ass pothead
[10:12] <AdmiralKi> which one? :P
[10:12] <Thero> and if you tell me otherwise i'm going to call you AdmiralMcFaggot.
[10:14] <swight> wooo, Google beat Q1 expectations
[10:14] <AdmiralKi> omg the pain!!!! ... wait.. just a flesh wound ^^ you can do better!
[10:14] <Thero> Admiral McFaggot who are you?
[10:14] <Thero> swight: Oh?
[10:14] <Thero> swight: My economics class did this simustock thing, i have a crapload in goo
[10:15] <swight> and the stock is up 30 points today
[10:15] <swight> 7%
[10:15] <Thero> w00t
[10:15] <Thero> i will win
[10:15] <jmx> so if it was realy money you'd be doing good
[10:15] <jmx> -y
[10:15] <Thero> yea
[10:15] <Thero> too bad its not :(
[10:15] <swight> Almost @ $450
[10:16] <swight> remember what you bought it at?
[10:16] <Thero> no
[10:16] <Thero> it was two months ago
[10:17] <swight> TrekToday reports that Paramount has asked 'Lost' creator J.J. Abrams to dir
[10:17] <swight> That has such huge potential
[10:17] <swight> TO SUCK
[10:17] <Thero> yeah
[10:17] <Workdug> ... TrekToday... *shakes head*
[10:17] <Thero> thank god by then ill be in tehran.
[10:18] <Stereo``> so
[10:18] <Stereo``> what do those numbers in lost mean
[10:18] <Thero> they are codes
[10:18] <Thero> for the aliens
[10:18] <Thero> and once you figure that out
[10:18] <Thero> they anally probe you
[10:19] <Tark-Work> .url lost numbers
[10:19] <Tubbee> http://thelostnumbers.blogspot.com/
[10:22] <Workdug> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445161/
[10:23] <jmx> http://abcnews.go.com/US//wireStory?id=1868840
[10:23] <jmx> fire teh teacher for turning his back
[10:25] <GerbilWrk> yeah, kids are male, it can't be considered their fault
[10:25] <GerbilWrk> naturally horny and what not
[10:25] <jmx> also expell the fucking snitch
[10:26] <FlaVouR> kill the snitch
[10:26] <FlaVouR> or catch it
[10:26] <FlaVouR> ??
[10:26] <GerbilWrk> prolly some preppy cheerleader they tried to slip roofies too
[10:26] <GerbilWrk> again, had she not been hot, they wouldn't have done it, so punish her fo
[10:26] <GerbilWrk> and yes, catch the snitch
[10:27] <FlaVouR> ok so I missed the story
[10:27] <FlaVouR> what happend?
[10:27] <Stereo``> what do they face the desks the wrong way or something
[10:27] <Stereo``> how could the teacher not notice them going up to the TV and putting the d
[10:27] <GerbilWrk> dude, kids are sneaky
[10:27] <swight> was it a DVD or a classroom PC?
[10:28] <GerbilWrk> i used to have sex three feet from my teacher, in the middle of a fully l
[10:28] <Stereo``> or failing that, that the "Now THIS is a SPLENDID example of the middle am
[10:28] <Stereo``> turning into "ooooh oh oooooh ahhhh"
[10:28] <Stereo``> "bow chicka bowwww"
[10:30] <FlaVouR> erm
[10:30] <FlaVouR> WTF happend?
[10:30] <FlaVouR> URL?
[10:30] <FlaVouR> or fill me in
[10:30] <Stereo``> http://abcnews.go.com/US//wireStory?id=1868840
[10:30] <jmx> .link http://www.local6.com/news/8854925/detail.html Lotto winner shot protecti
[10:30] <GerbilWrk> http://abcnews.go.com/US//wireStory?id=1868840
[10:30] <GerbilWrk> [12:23pm] [jmx] fire teh teacher for turning his back
[10:30] <poopy> jmx - http://www.local6.com/news/8854925/detail.html - Lotto winner shot prot
[10:31] <Stereo``> haha "Before winning the lottery, Swofford impregnated two co-workers and
[10:31] <jmx> it gets better
[10:31] <Workdug> "I've become a born-again Christian and God has given me a stewardship of h
[10:31] <jmx> "After he won the lottery, he basically paid off one of the sisters to divorce
[10:32] <jmx> isnt it nice that such a worthy person wins 60 million?
[10:32] <jmx> couldnt happen to a better person
[10:32] <Stereo``> heh
[10:32] <AdmiralKi> too bad it wasnt a leathal shot ^^
[10:32] <Stereo``> well he's dead now
[10:32] <Stereo``> i think
[10:32] <AdmiralKi> naw hes in "stable condition"
[10:33] <Stereo``> i mean they keep calling him a former lottery winner
[10:33] <AdmiralKi> in a hospitle not more than 1 hour from my current location actualy ^^
[10:33] <FlaVouR> now whats more educational then Anal Creamy vol 1 - 20?
[10:33] <AdmiralKi> i could always go over and.. ya know.. unplug him ^^
[10:33] <jmx> former lottery winner as in he won it in the past
[10:33] <bos`> it looks like he has a cobalt SS
[10:33] <Stereo``> actually vol. 6-11 are not that educational
[10:33] <FlaVouR> yeah?
[10:33] <FlaVouR> shit
[10:34] <FlaVouR> it must have been one of those then
[10:34] <Stereo``> looks like a 911, a viper, not sure on the others
[10:34] <bos`> the blue one
[10:34] <bos`> cobalt or srt4
[10:35] <Stereo``> actually might be a other car not a 911
[10:35] <Stereo``> the silver one on the end, that is
[10:36] <FlaVouR> how old are 8th graderS?
[10:36] <Stereo``> 13 maybe
[10:36] <FlaVouR> wow
[10:36] <FlaVouR> little perverts
[10:37] <jmx> sounds typical to me
[10:39] <FlaVouR> then why cant I get a 13 year old round my place to watch porn?
[10:39] <FlaVouR> damnit
[10:39] <FlaVouR> must be the clown suit
[10:40] <Agent43> die in a fire, man
[10:40] <FlaVouR> no
[10:40] <FlaVouR> I dont BURN
[10:40] <Agent43> soaked with petrol
[10:40] <Agent43> you will
[10:40] <Jimmothy> no, the petrol will
[10:41] <Agent43> that's pettifoggery
[10:42] <FlaVouR> its arson
[10:47] <FlaVouR> burn Hollywood BURN I feel a riot coming on!
[10:53] <FlaVouR> or dont
[10:54] <Kenn> shut up, whore
[10:54] <timmo> everyone /topic
[10:54] <GerbilWrk> as my bandwidth spikes
[10:54] <timmo> haha
[10:54] <Kenn> i'm taking you down!
[10:54] <timmo> hey you get free music out of it;[
[10:55] <GerbilWrk> bah, CRAPPY music i'm not even man enough to download and listen too
[10:55] <timmo> D:
[10:55] <Kenn> I'm being a nice guy and streaming it
[10:55] <Stereo``> :\
[10:55] <GerbilWrk> don't care really, it's off my dreamhost account
[10:55] <Kenn> oh
[10:55] <Kenn> fuck it then
[10:56] <timmo> im going to pretend you didnt call my music crappy;[
[10:56] <Stereo``> don't particularly like that song
[10:56] <GerbilWrk> and untill I get my shit together, i'll be using no where near my alloted
[10:56] <Stereo``> unless it's mislabeled or something
[10:56] <timmo> nope
[10:56] <GerbilWrk> timmo, notice i said I haven't even downloaded it, thus i know not whethe
[10:56] <timmo> although the singer does sound like a young young ozzy
[10:56] <timmo> well download it
[10:56] <timmo> !
[10:57] <Serena[T]> that sounds familiar to me :/
[10:57] <Serena[T]> like it timmo, thanks :)
[10:57] <GerbilWrk> interesting
[10:58] <timmo> i can always tell if josh or mike download something
[10:58] <timmo> "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC Mac OS X; en) AppleWebKit/418 (KHTML, like Ge
[10:59] <FlaVouR> timmo did you get the slashdogs?
[10:59] <Jimmothy> it was good
[10:59] <timmo> i think so
[10:59] <FlaVouR> did you listen to the slashdogs?
[11:00] <timmo> i think so
[11:00] <timmo> heh
[11:00] <FlaVouR> ok anyway
[11:00] <FlaVouR> did you like .. aahh fuck it :)_
[11:00] <FlaVouR> I am out
[11:00] <FlaVouR> cya
[11:03] <Jimmothy> timmo: by anychance do you know the %name% things for foobars total time i
[11:03] <timmo> yeah
[11:03] <timmo> let me check
[11:04] <timmo> %_time_total%
[11:04] * Agent43 is now known as T-ConX
[11:04] <timmo> jimmothy: file://localhost/C:/Program%20Files/foobar9/titleformat_help.html
[11:04] <Jimmothy> is there a list anywhere of all of them?
[11:04] <Jimmothy> awesome
[11:04] <timmo> change that to /foobar/path/
[11:04] <timmo> goto preferences in foobar, goto title formatting
[11:04] <timmo> and there should be a help button
[11:05] <timmo> itll bring it up itself
[11:05] <timmo> for future reference
[11:05] <Jimmothy> thanks
[11:05] <timmo> no problem
[11:06] <timmo> holy fuck this is an awesome tattoo: http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604
[11:06] <timmo> work safe
[11:09] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604200413-pix2.jpg - http://modblog.bmez
[11:10] <Stereo``> are those cuts? :X
[11:10] <bos`> that saying reminds me of the 311 song
[11:11] <bos`> mp3(02-311-thank your lucky stars)!(197kbps/3m26s)
[11:11] <bos`> dunno bout the pirate ships though
[11:12] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604210140-pix1.jpg
[11:12] <Stereo``> it reminds me of Tintin
[11:12] <timmo> nws
[11:13] <bos`> sick timmo
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> omg timmo did something sick?
[11:13] <t3h-gr1m> Damn, I missed it :(
[11:13] <bos`> now thats a fucking chode
[11:14] <Stereo``> what's the point of doing that
[11:14] <Stereo``> to have the biggest package
[11:14] <Jimmothy> %__replaygain_track_gain%
[11:14] <Jimmothy> how the fuck was i meant to guess that
[11:14] <Jimmothy> i tried
[11:19] <Rjx> when i hit your mom's box i got 1up
[11:20] <Tark-Work> goddamn it rjx, the 1up jingle played in my head when I saw that
[11:20] <Tark-Work> SWEAR I heard it
[11:23] <Serena[T]> "I look forward to your report, Mr. Broccoli" haha
[11:25] <wind`> what should i have for lunch today
[11:25] <Serena[T]> bocca burger
[11:25] <jmx> dog
[11:26] <wind`> does anyone have a razor cell with windows on it
[11:26] <wind`> what's a bocca burger?
[11:26] <wind`> oh
[11:27] <wind`> is it those veggie burgers
[11:27] <t3h-gr1m> Boca.
[11:27] <t3h-gr1m> One C.
[11:27] <t3h-gr1m> But yes, it's those veggie burgers.
[11:27] <t3h-gr1m> Nasty.
[11:27] <t3h-gr1m> brb
[11:27] <Serena[T]> oh yeah, one c
[11:28] <Serena[T]> i don't think they're nasty
[11:29] <t3h-gr1m> Have you ever had a real burger?
[11:30] <Serena[T]> yes
[11:31] <Serena[T]> boca tastes way more like beef than a gardenburger
[11:31] <Rjx> when it happens to amateur porn stars that's called "fluffer overflow"
[11:31] <Serena[T]> o.0 when what happens?
[11:32] <Serena[T]> as much fun as that phrase is to say out loud with the alliteration and a
[11:38] <wind`> url imate jam gps unit
[11:38] <pinkboa> - "imate jam gps unit": http://www.expansys.se/forumthread.asp?code=108471&
[11:39] <Ifrit> calc 495 dkk in nok
[11:39] <pinkboa> - 495 Danish kroner = 517.062736 Norwegian kroner
[11:48] <t3h-gr1m> calc 495 dkk in usd
[11:48] <pinkboa> - 495 Danish kroner = 81.86706 U.S. dollars
[11:52] <Jimmothy> i am done fagging up foobar with useless knowlege
[11:54] <wind`> i need food
[11:55] <Jimmothy> you dont need it
[12:12] <plant> http://helpmegetsex.blogspot.com/ - help jamie get laid
[12:13] <jmx> why would i care?
[12:13] <plant> you get to see boobies
[12:13] <plant> ;[
[12:20] <Workdug> ^_^
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> I'll set that as my homepage
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> :D
[12:22] <t3h-gr1m> and my browser automatically clears cookies when it closes, so each time I
[12:23] <wind`> she's not even that attractive
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> yeah but this is INGENIOUS SCHEME
[12:23] <t3h-gr1m> We use internet to help get a guy laid
[12:24] <jmx> its not new though, some other guy just fucking did it
[12:24] <Workdug> jamie?
[12:25] <Stereo``> yeah
[12:25] <Stereo``> the other guy got a shitload of hits too
[12:25] <Stereo``> that guy only has about 3000
[12:25] <Workdug> ......
[12:25] <Serena[T]> Workdug: [14:12:10] plant http://helpmegetsex.blogspot.com/ - help jamie
[12:25] <t3h-gr1m> Dude Stereo
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> That's only been up for 2 days.
[12:26] <dekkon> i think we need to start uh
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> 3000 hits in 2 days. He has a year.
[12:26] <Workdug> oh yeah, i saw that before
[12:26] <dekkon> *uh its a scam
[12:26] <Stereo``> the other one was up for about.. 10 days? when it hit like 500,000
[12:26] <dekkon> for money
[12:26] <dekkon> you idiots
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> How is it a scam for money?
[12:26] <qoa> That site is a fucking failure.
[12:26] <Stereo``> ads
[12:26] <t3h-gr1m> He's not charging anyone anything.
[12:26] <Serena[T]> ads
[12:26] <qoa> Another thing off topic. I got a completely free xbox 360 from this website...
[12:26] <qoa> From that site.
[12:26] <Workdug> i agree that it's a scam
[12:26] <qoa> Fuck that guy and his bullshit story.
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> Dude, freepay works... if you can get people to use your referral code.
[12:27] <Workdug> t3h-gr1m: no, freepay is a scam
[12:27] <Workdug> it used to work if you could get hits, but it is now a scam
[12:27] <Workdug> i got an ipod from them, but it doesn't work anymore
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> Oh yeah
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> They changed it
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> So that in order for you to get it, everyone else who uses your code has t
[12:27] <t3h-gr1m> NEVER-ENDING
[12:27] <Workdug> no
[12:27] <Workdug> you have to do it within 90 days
[12:28] <t3h-gr1m> Oh, yeah, that.
[12:28] <qoa> That's just besides the fact that the girl is clearly a porn model judging from
[12:28] <t3h-gr1m> I almost fucking had a digital camera and then they changed that bullshit.
[12:28] <Workdug> otherwise everything you've done is nullified
[12:28] <Workdug> and you can't start over
[12:30] <Workdug> http://flickr.com/photos/steffe/130250775/
[12:30] <dekkon> youve certainly changed digdug
[12:30] <dekkon> embracing the american lifestyle more and more
[12:30] <Workdug> yeah, i gained a few pounds
[12:33] <wind`> fatty
[12:34] <Rjx> haha man
[12:34] <Rjx> my aunt and uncle ate dinner with us
[12:34] <lxnx`qwxn> hahaha
[12:34] <Rjx> it was like a racism convention down there
[12:34] <lxnx`qwxn> "stop drop and rofl"
[12:34] <lxnx`qwxn> clever
[12:34] <Rjx> oh thanks
[12:35] <lxnx`qwxn> why so many clones?
[12:35] <lxnx`qwxn> bad connection?
[12:35] <Rjx> aye
[12:35] <Rjx> if they don't have constant data going over the connection they time out very q
[12:35] <Rjx> so they all ping each other
[12:36] <lxnx`qwxn> oh snap
[12:36] <var> kinda like your mpd huh
[12:36] <lxnx`qwxn> I had the best lunch
[12:36] <Rjx> var ;[
[12:36] <lxnx`qwxn> a big bowl of clam chowder (new england), and 5 cheese sticks
[12:36] <lxnx`qwxn> w3w7.
[12:36] <var> mourning and such
[12:36] <var> hows things
[12:37] <Rjx> not too bad
[12:37] <Rjx> i've forgotten what i was meant to be doing
[12:37] <Workdug> DEAR ABBY: My husband, "Ron," and I are at odds over parenting our 7-year-o
[12:37] <Workdug> I have read Dr. James Dobson's books on family. He clearly states that a fa
[12:37] <Workdug> morning var
[12:38] <var> ehyaz pen
[12:38] <Rjx> i'd be more worried about the son developing her syndromatic retardation
[12:38] <Rjx> than anything else
[12:38] <Workdug> hahaha
[12:38] <Wabbit98> it seems she is not doing her womanly duty since she kind of admits she ca
[12:39] <wind`> the whore
[12:39] <wind`> what was the response
[12:39] <Rjx> "i think i know who you voted for"
[12:40] <wind`> haha
[12:40] <Workdug> DEAR WORRIED MOM: From my perspective, you don't need to change a thing. Wi
[12:40] <Rjx> my uncle was talking about his former boss
[12:41] <Rjx> and how awesome it was working for him
[12:41] <Rjx> and then says "it's a shame he's not still alive"
[12:41] <Rjx> so i asked what happened
[12:41] <Rjx> "oh he was attacked and strangled to death in nairobi"
[12:41] <Rjx> completely casually
[12:42] <Serena[T]> interesting point by Dobson, except some of the most effeminate gay men c
[12:42] <Serena[T]> that's kind of odd Rjx ..
[12:42] <Rjx> it doesn't seem that uncommon
[12:43] <Rjx> the people who live across the road from us
[12:43] <Rjx> the mother's sister and her husband were shot and killed in kenya
[12:43] <Rjx> while being robbed
[12:44] <Serena[T]> well granted - when people come from war environments that sort of thing
[12:47] <Serena[T]> ok, this cracks me up:
[12:47] <Serena[T]> In his June 2002 Focus on the Family newsletter Dobson endorses advice by
[12:47] <Serena[T]> cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger"
[12:47] <Rjx> hahaha
[12:47] <Wabbit98> wow
[12:48] <lxnx`qwxn> wtf?!
[12:48] <Stereo``> in my mind
[12:48] <Workdug> haha
[12:48] <Stereo``> if they're gonna be gay
[12:48] <Serena[T]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Dobson <-- source
[12:48] <Workdug> i think that happened to me when i was a kid
[12:48] <Stereo``> they're gonna be gay
[12:48] <Rjx> yeah, waving your penis in your kids face is going to make him straight as a ru
[12:48] <Stereo``> and don't try to stop them
[12:48] <Workdug> but i remember it only vaguely
[12:48] <Workdug> and i don't think my dad did it on purpose to affirm my masculinity
[12:48] <Stereo``> all i remember
[12:48] <Stereo``> is that when i was younger the family would go to a swimming pool
[12:49] <Stereo``> and after, my father would get naked in the public showers
[12:49] <Stereo``> and then walk around naked
[12:49] <Stereo``> and eventually unlock the locker and put some clothes on damnit
[12:49] <Rjx> freud is doing 5400RPM in his grave right now
[12:49] <Stereo``> i don't think i particularly looked at his penis though
[12:49] <jmx> lol
[12:49] <Stereo``> cause.. i'm not gay
[12:49] <Serena[T]> is that where that sound is coming from ? hehe
[12:50] <jmx> you probably tried hard to pretend that you didnt know him stereo
[12:50] <Stereo``> haha maybe
[12:50] <Stereo``> there's always some old naked dude in the changerooms at public pools thou
[12:50] <jmx> yes
[12:50] <Rjx> what happens if the father has a micropenis
[12:50] <Rjx> will the kid suddenly grow a vagina
[12:50] <jmx> the oldest fattest wrinkliest one too
[12:51] <Stereo``> my father wears a speedo too :\
[12:51] <Workdug> damn, freud is slow as fuck
[12:51] <Stereo``> i've only worn a speedo once
[12:51] <Stereo``> and it was in france
[12:51] <Stereo``> they do things differently there
[12:51] <Kalamazoo> haha
[12:51] <Serena[T]> so you liked it Stereo`` ? ;)
[12:52] <Stereo``> i felt naked
[12:52] <Workdug> [15:44] *** KB0b [kbob@only.faggot.emo.kids.and.child.molesters.go.to-myspa
[12:52] <Serena[T]> it would seem to me that if a parents spent all this time worrying that t
[12:52] <jmx> no one should be allowed to wear speedos
[12:52] <jmx> just like fat old women shouldnt be allowed to wear bikinis
[12:53] <Workdug> serena: shouldn't you be praying to the lord that your kid doesn't turn out
[12:53] <Serena[T]> i'll get right on that
[12:53] <jmx> just do the proper thing and disown the kid if he turns out to be a fag, thats
[12:53] <geck> lol
[12:53] <Stereo``> hey
[12:54] <Stereo``> at least if your kids gay, you won't be making as many trips to the aborti
[12:54] <Rjx> The Good Father Asks: HMM, DID I SHOW MY CHILD MY PENIS TODAY?
[12:54] <jmx> no the AIDs clinic instead
[12:54] <Serena[T]> why would you be making trips to the clinic with a male child?
[12:54] <Stereo``> to show him the abroted fetuses
[12:55] <jmx> parents didnt do that with me, i feel deprived, missed out on a good show
[12:56] <Rjx> what do they call the dump
[12:56] <Rjx> in the US?
[12:56] <Rjx> where all the trash goes
[12:56] <Rjx> a landfill?
[12:56] <Serena[T]> the dump?
[12:56] <Stereo``> backyard
[12:56] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:56] <geck> a dump, a landfill
[12:56] <Serena[T]> Stereo``'s back yard
[12:56] <geck> rubbish yard
[12:56] <Wabbit98> the countryside
[12:57] <Wabbit98> a creek
[12:57] <Stereo``> abandoned mines
[12:57] <jmx> the ditch
[12:57] <jmx> side of the road
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> rednecks front yard
[12:57] <Stereo``> slums
[12:57] <jmx> rednecks backyard
[12:58] <Stereo``> or possibly black neighbourhood is more PC
[12:58] <Serena[T]> i hate how these evangelical people get involved in organizations where t
[12:58] <GerbilWrk> also could be Stereo``'s moms bed
[12:58] <Stereo``> yeah maybe
[12:59] <Wabbit98> the ocean
[12:59] <Kenn> hey I'm black
[12:59] <Kenn> JUST KIDDING ROFL
[12:59] <Kenn> that statement made choopa crash
[12:59] <Stereo``> i bet you're.. stealing your internet connection
[13:00] <jmx> choopa couldnt handle the thought of being connected with someone who might be
[13:00] <jmx> choopa is a racist
[13:00] <wind`> what;s the song that plays at the end of this? http://www.oddtodd.com/tmcs4.h
[13:00] * wind` is now known as wind-
[13:00] <Rjx> you ever notice how people who steal credit card information and passwords are
[13:01] <Rjx> that's pretty lacist
[13:01] <t3h-gr1m> :o
[13:01] <PixieMeat> mmm lacist
[13:01] <t3h-gr1m> Mmmm licorice
[13:01] <GerbilWrk> Mmmm indeed
[13:01] <GerbilWrk> wind`, is that the new one?
[13:02] <wind-> i don't think so
[13:02] <wind-> but it isn't on his music credits
[13:12] <wind-> sheeeeeeeeeet
[13:13] <dekkon> davrid ree roff
[13:14] <wind-> Subtotal included Messages with Zero Charges 677
[13:14] <wind-> haha i love unlimited text messaging
[13:16] <jmx> dont really see the point of text msging
[13:17] <wind-> i <3 sidekick
[13:19] <dekkon> text messaging is like one on one irc
[13:19] <jmx> with a irritating little keyboard
[13:20] <wind-> my sidekick keyboard isn't small
[13:21] <jmx> only advantage of text msging is that you dont have to actually talk to the per
[13:22] <jmx> and since i hate talking on the phone i appreciate that
[13:22] <Workdug> 411496161 post confession to del.icio.us
[13:22] <Workdug>
[13:22] <Workdug> i somethimes wish my girlfriend was samrter
[13:22] <Workdug> my girlfrined says she wants ana abortion if she gets pregnant and i cant h
[13:22] <Workdug> im in love with a crazy obssevive person and i love every second of it
[13:22] <Workdug> i like making other peole feel bad
[13:22] <Workdug> i used to lie to get others sympathy
[13:22] <Workdug> i love hurting my bestfriend because he likes my girlfriend whenever hes ar
[13:23] <Thero> Rjx
[13:23] <Twin`> http://www.snabbstart.com/film/manakin-moonwalk.aspx
[13:23] <Twin`> a bird that can do the moonwalk
[13:23] <wind-> was that your confession pen?
[13:23] <Rjx> Twin`: olddddddddddddddddddddddd
[13:25] <wind-> haha
[13:26] <wind-> i love how the bird is still moon walking when another bird comes by
[13:26] <wind-> he's trying the ultra pimp
[13:27] <Twin`> he like moonwalks his ass into the other bird's face
[13:28] <Rjx> Thero
[13:28] <wind-> rjx
[13:29] <Rjx> wind-:
[13:29] <Rjx> er, wind-
[13:29] <Thero> rjx
[13:29] <Rjx> Thero:
[13:29] <Rjx> Thero
[13:29] <Thero> rjx
[13:29] <Rjx> Thero
[13:29] <Thero> input: harder
[13:29] <Thero> on to other business.
[13:30] <Workdug> ow
[13:30] <Workdug> wow *
[13:30] <Workdug> i am in love with that woman
[13:30] <wind-> the woman doing the hippy dance?
[13:30] <Workdug> yes
[13:31] <Thero> hmm
[13:31] <Thero> is it me
[13:31] <Thero> or do the nepalese dress like japanese ravers?
[13:32] <Rjx> it's just you who dresses like a japanese raver
[13:32] <Thero> oh ok
[13:37] <wind-> my new phone soon: http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/cellphones/hands-on-the-samsung
[13:38] <Twin`> i want nokia to hurry up and crack out that super space age phone they were w
[13:38] <Twin`> the bendy one
[13:40] <Thero> haha
[13:40] <Thero> has anyone seen that admiral ackbar picture?
[13:40] <Thero> it just has a picture of him with the words "ADMIRAL ACKBAR" "He knows when s
[13:41] <dekkon> how much
[13:41] <dekkon> *wind
[13:42] <wind-> i think it's like $170 on ebay
[13:42] <Workdug> oh man, she is so hot ;[
[13:42] <Workdug> sigh
[13:42] <dekkon> he big one that sticks out like a sore thumb is battery life.
[13:42] <wind-> 200
[13:42] <dekkon> do you know if they got that fixed?
[13:42] <wind-> probably not
[13:42] <Workdug> i am so jerking off to this later tonight
[13:42] <wind-> is she really that hot
[13:43] <dekkon> how can you tell with the shadow
[13:43] <terminal> w kcgc
[13:43] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 4:
[13:44] <wind-> she looks like weird al
[13:44] <wind-> haha
[13:48] <wind-> blackberries are huge
[13:49] <hydro-> so is the size of this girl's head in front of me
[13:49] <wind-> tell her to get on her knees and smile like a donut
[13:50] <hydro-> she's... got down syndrome
[13:50] <hydro-> downs* ?
[13:52] <hydro-> so my girlfriend bought a g4 ibook
[13:52] <hydro-> and i've been playing the sims 2 a lot
[13:55] * x30n is now known as x30nnn
[13:56] <Kalamazoo> so does she give you back your manhood on the weekends? or how does that
[13:57] <hydro-> i am in full control of my manhood at all times
[13:57] <Kalamazoo> lol
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> every time i ever played the sims i cheated and got infinite money and ma
[13:58] <Kalamazoo> then it lost its appeal when i had to have sims
[13:58] <hydro-> i don't want to cheat
[13:58] <hydro-> that makes playing the game even less useful
[13:58] <hydro-> although now she has garageband so i make use of that as well
[13:58] <hydro-> because i know she won't use it at all
[13:59] <hydro-> partypoker really needs a way to be able to play without downloading their s
[14:01] <jmx> sims is one of the dullest games ever created, i hate being forced to micromana
[14:02] <hydro-> lucky for you nobody is forced to buy the game
[14:02] <jmx> only entertaining part of the game is killing the sims
[14:03] <jmx> just because i dont have to play it doesnt mean that i cant have an opinion on
[14:03] <hydro-> you have a very poor attitude, my friend
[14:04] <Kalamazoo> i want them to make a fps with a fully stocked grocery store i can destro
[14:05] <jmx> i want to make one set in a high school
[14:06] <Kalamazoo> thats a bit columbine right there
[14:06] <Kalamazoo> i just want to shoot shit off of shelves
[14:06] <hydro-> i'd have more fun with a bat
[14:06] <hydro-> and a small sledge
[14:07] <Kalamazoo> i think shooting a row of glass jars would be more fun
[14:07] <Kalamazoo> the drink aisle in general would be fun
[14:10] <Kalamazoo> what would be everyones ideal level or location in a video game
[14:11] * hypr_ is now known as hypr
[14:12] <wind-> 99
[14:12] <wind-> final boss
[14:12] <wind-> thank you for playing credits
[14:14] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:21] * pinin changes topic to 'http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/wolfmother-woman.mp3 | http://www.heav
[14:25] <jmx> http://dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,18879887-5001028,00.html
[14:25] <jmx> POLISH authorities have withdrawn permission for the musical Jesus Christ Super
[14:25] <jmx> fucking jews ruining all the fun
[14:25] <jestuh> yep ;[
[14:25] * jestuh is now known as notjestuh
[14:26] * timmo changes topic to 'silent hill: 7.8/10'
[14:27] <Rjx`> and then he shot her in the leg
[14:27] <jmx> http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-kidney21.html
[14:29] <hydro-> bye
[14:31] <jmx> heh http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060421/ap_on_fe_st/prison_psychologist_fired;_
[14:32] <Workdug> mmm prison sex
[14:32] <wind-> how is it illegal if they gave consent
[14:33] <pinin> aight time for the trek home
[14:33] <jmx> .link http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-420lomeintheft,0,
[14:33] <poopy> jmx - http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-420lomeintheft,
[14:35] <jmx> .link http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,18879129-5001022,00.h
[14:35] <poopy> jmx - http://www.dailytelegraph.news.com.au/story/0,20281,18879129-5001022,00
[14:35] <wind-> Since being released from jail, Eliassaint missed court dates, lost his bond
[14:35] <wind-> haha
[14:38] <Kurin> hahahaha
[14:40] <wind-> i ate someones chinese food, i went to jail, and instead of 11 years in jail
[14:42] <gareli> nasa must have laid off some rocket scientist. hey, when you're hungry, you'
[14:47] <timmo> http://dailytech.com/article.aspx?newsid=1896
[14:47] <timmo> 750gb drive
[14:47] <Workdug> old
[14:48] <timmo> ill punch your face
[14:49] <timmo> url imdb.com everything is illuminated
[14:49] <pinkboa> - "imdb.com everything is illuminated": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404030
[14:49] <Workdug> over the internets
[14:49] <Workdug> url imdb.com chetyre
[14:49] <pinkboa> - "imdb.com chetyre": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0445161/
[14:49] <wind-> what was that super mario song that sounded like the dig dug song
[14:49] <wind-> was that super mario with luigi and toadstool
[14:49] <Workdug> man, these gummy bears are awesome.
[14:49] <wind-> mario allstars
[14:49] <timmo> pen
[14:49] <wind-> url mario allstars
[14:50] <pinkboa> - "mario allstars": http://www.nintendoland.com/mario/games/super_mario_all
[14:50] <Workdug> i wish i could get a lifetime supply
[14:50] <timmo> the singer from gogol bordello is in that movie ^
[14:50] <Workdug> yours or mine?
[14:50] <timmo> Eugene Hutz .... Alex
[14:50] <timmo> mine
[14:50] <Workdug> o rly
[14:50] <Workdug> should've gone to their show
[14:50] <Workdug> but i'm kind of allergic to cake
[14:50] <timmo> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1778479/
[14:53] <wind-> it has frodo in it
[14:58] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4923342.stm Chernobyl exclusion zone te
[14:58] <poopy> jmx sorry, that link is already in the queue
[14:58] <jmx> bah fuckers, pro-nuclear power links are my thing ;[
[15:00] <Workdug> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5739365262338763489&pl=true <---
[15:01] <wind-> i want a radioactive mouse
[15:01] <Workdug> nuclear powered wireless mouse?
[15:01] <Workdug> lasts for 80 years ^_^
[15:01] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060421/wl_sthasia_afp/nepalunrestking Nepal
[15:01] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060421/wl_sthasia_afp/nepalunrestking - N
[15:02] <soapy> jmx: the only thing worse than a bear is a radioactive bear
[15:03] <wind-> what's this anime nonsense
[15:05] <jmx> boring
[15:06] <wind-> it makes me feel embarresed for them
[15:09] <Rjx> hrm, quick tech Q
[15:10] <Rjx> if i have two machines, machine A and machine B, and machine A can establish a
[15:10] <Rjx> i want to connect from A to B via VNC
[15:10] <Rjx> A is using Windows 2000, B is using Windows XP
[15:12] <Rjx> actually
[15:12] <Rjx> just solved it
[15:12] <Rjx> no worries
[15:13] <jayme> haxor
[15:13] <Rjx> hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[15:30] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1856083
[15:31] <dekkon> i found out at my new job, there are two guys named carl and lanny
[15:31] <dekkon> i can only hope one of them is black
[15:31] <swight> Lenny?
[15:32] <Workdug> i think carl is the black one
[15:32] <dekkon> lanny, but as soon as the guy told me their names i was thinking carl and le
[15:32] <swight> Weird, I've never heard of Lanny
[15:32] <swight> YOU'RE MAKING IT UP! ADMIT IT!
[15:32] <Rjx`> ffff
[15:33] <Rjx`> my systray has disappeared
[15:33] <swight> interesting
[15:33] <Rjx`> and that wouldn't bother me if there was some way to access programs that sit
[15:33] <Rjx`> but it doesn't seem like windows provides any such method
[15:33] <Rjx`> so i can't access winvnc
[15:33] <Rjx`> because it wants me to click the icon in the tray, which of course is not pres
[15:33] <Tarkaan> is it set up as a service?
[15:34] <swight> Start-> Run -> systray, and see if it comes back
[15:34] <Rjx`> already tried it
[15:34] <Rjx`> didn't work sadly
[15:34] <Rjx`> Tarkaan: nope
[15:34] <Tarkaan> suckage
[15:34] <Rjx`> i tried killing the process and re-running it
[15:34] <Rjx`> but it instantly goes into the background
[15:35] <dekkon> run explorer.exe ?
[15:36] <Rjx`> explorer.exe is running alright
[15:36] <Rjx`> there's just no systray
[15:36] <dekkon> thought it might give it a jumpstart
[15:37] <swight> even after a reboot it doesn't come back?
[15:37] <Workdug> rjx, kill the programs and then restart them
[15:37] <Workdug> systray sucks
[15:37] <Workdug> oh
[15:38] <Workdug> i think winvnc has some flag to prevent minimizing
[15:38] <Workdug> or reboot ;[
[15:38] <Rjx`> i am riting a letter to m$!!!
[15:39] <swight> better go to slashdot and complain
[15:39] <swight> Doesn't matter what story, comment on anyone and bitch about windows
[15:39] <Rjx`> slashdot posters are the most intelligent comment posters out of the internet
[15:39] <Rjx`> digg lowered the bar for everyone
[15:40] * pith is now known as pith|afk
[15:41] <Tordek> Rjx` slut
[15:41] <Tordek> you got my msg?
[15:42] <Rjx`> aye
[15:42] <Rjx`> i found that solution a week before you did :x
[15:42] <Rjx`> pretty sure i told you about it
[15:42] <Tordek> now i'm a l337 h4x0r
[15:42] <Tordek> uhm
[15:42] <Tordek> not that i remembar
[15:43] <dekkon> my mailbox is sadly empty tordek ;[
[15:43] <Tordek> uhm
[15:43] <Tordek> I'm not tordek *looks away*
[15:44] <dekkon> when argentina gets invaded for a pre-emptive strike
[15:44] <dekkon> i wont say i warned you
[15:50] <swight> An Iraqi actor who plays a hijacker in a new film about the September 11 att
[15:53] <Ifrit> Anyone taken the IQ test at tickle.com?
[15:53] <swight> that almost sounds like a joke
[15:53] <Ifrit> hehe
[15:54] <Ifrit> formerly emode.com or something
[15:54] <Ifrit> apparently it's tickle as in "tickle your brain"
[15:54] <Ifrit> lots of teststuff
[15:54] <Ifrit> mostly crap
[15:55] <Ifrit> but the IQ test reports my IQ as 138-144
[15:55] <Ifrit> something I don't know what to make of
[15:55] <Ifrit> Apparently I'm smarter than these guys
[15:56] <Ifrit> I wouldn't be surprised if my IQ was in that range though
[15:56] <Ifrit> but it doesn't matter
[15:56] <Ifrit> </rant>
[15:59] <Tordek> Ifrit: I got the same result
[15:59] <Tordek> let's just say i'm not so convinced anymore
[16:02] <Ifrit> hehe
[16:02] <Ifrit> I'm a "visionary philosopher"
[16:02] <Ifrit> O_o
[16:03] <Ifrit> I have actually concidered testing for Mensa membership thingie
[16:04] <Ifrit> But don't know anywhere nearby I can do that :P
[16:06] <Workdug> url mensa locations
[16:06] <pinkboa> - "mensa locations": http://www.canada.mensa.org/proctoren.htm
[16:07] <Ifrit> I'm not canadian
[16:07] <Ifrit> not american either
[16:07] <dekkon> you must hate freedom
[16:07] <dekkon> why must you hate freedom ifrit?
[16:11] <Ifrit> calc 16*16
[16:11] <pinkboa> - 16 * 16 = 256
[16:14] <swight> There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
[16:15] <Rjx> 01:02 < Ifrit> I have actually concidered testing for Mensa membership th
[16:15] <Rjx> not worth it unless you're in it for networking
[16:15] <Rjx> i looked into it a while back
[16:15] <TMH_> http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/pictures/computer_bomb.jpg
[16:15] <Rjx> there's very little you actually get out of it
[16:19] <Ifrit> k
[16:21] <Ifrit> Let's play kill the emo
[16:23] <swight> A major earthquake shook a sparsely populated region of Russia's Far East ea
[16:23] <swight> The U.S. Geological Survey and Japan's Meteorological Agency estimated the t
[16:24] <swight> http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/04/20/world/main1526302.shtml
[16:25] <dekkon> .link http://www.xbox360news.com/Blogs/NewsCom/hqs/blr_3417.aspx microsoft t
[16:25] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.xbox360news.com/Blogs/NewsCom/hqs/blr_3417.aspx - microso
[16:25] * _orge is now known as orge-
[16:31] <Stereo``> why are lots of people switching from cvs to svn?
[16:32] <Rjx> better features
[16:32] <Rjx> more clients, better clients
[16:32] <Rjx> those are reasons that people have said to me, i never really used CVS much
[16:33] <Rjx> but i use SVN
[16:35] <Stereo``> heh..
[16:35] <Stereo``> (Tony) it was something someone said in #marijuana on EFnet
[16:35] <Stereo``> (Beerman) I like how you use bold to pimp shit out
[16:35] <Stereo``> (Tony) Beerman's mom
[16:43] <D4rg0n`> calc 10,000.00 / 1936.27
[16:43] <pinkboa> - 10000.00 / 1936.27 = 5.16456899
[16:57] <dekkon> url wireless meat theromometer
[16:57] <pinkboa> - "wireless meat theromometer": http://home.listings.ebay.com/Tools-Gadgets
[16:57] <Rjx> ...
[16:58] <Stereo``> man
[16:58] <Stereo``> you could use a wireless thermometer for so many things
[16:58] <Rjx> mainly for checking when your mother is in heat
[16:59] <daze> negative i am a meat popsicle
[17:00] <dekkon> i have 8 watches
[17:00] <dekkon> none of them are fake
[17:00] <dekkon> also
[17:00] <dekkon> !oh
[17:00] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[17:00] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[17:00] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[17:07] <daze> http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/9801/moon_gal_big.gif
[17:09] <swight> man, if the moon was actually that color, night time would be soooo cool
[17:10] <Stereo``> hm
[17:11] <Stereo``> ..wolfmother.woman
[17:11] <Tordek> I'm starting to fucking hate LotR:RotK for Xbox
[17:12] <SpacedOot> the crazy part where evreyones like attacking you and if one person dies
[17:12] <SpacedOot> sucks
[17:12] <dekkon> have you ever looked at the moon?
[17:12] <dekkon> have you ever looked at the moon, ON LSD???
[17:14] <soapy> OQOQOQ
[17:14] <soapy> no
[17:14] <soapy> trees are awesome though
[17:15] <swight> An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a headache was found to
[17:15] <swight> Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man
[17:17] <soapy> except for nail holes in his head
[17:18] <dekkon> he is a failure at life and death
[17:18] <swight> little putty, some sanding
[17:18] <soapy> spackle
[17:20] <D1> are you talking about me?
[17:20] <D1> because if you are, I'd have to agree. ;[
[17:20] <Stereo``> <+swight> An Oregon man who went to a hospital complaining of a head
[17:22] <dekkon> we need to start www.getdamianlaid.com
[17:22] <kitchen> need to start getkitchenlaid.com
[17:23] <Stereo``> the trouble is you have to find a chick willing to agree to that
[17:23] <geck> IRC whores are always available.
[17:23] <geck> granted, I presume he wants to fuck someone who's not 4x his weight..
[17:24] <Stereo``> http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/3538/lol9hi.gif
[17:24] <Kurin> Twelve nails?
[17:24] <Kurin> How badly do you have to suck
[17:24] <Kurin> to miss with 12 nails
[17:25] <dekkon> Stereo``: what is that from
[17:25] <Stereo``> i do not know
[17:26] * orge is now known as _orge
[17:26] * _orge is now known as orge
[17:27] <Stereo``> ah, a response: <@Sakura> The internet
[17:28] <dekkon> ;[
[17:33] <Stereo``> and a further response: <Stereo> which part of the internet?
[17:33] <Stereo``> <@Sakura> The left part
[17:34] <Stereo``> i hope that clears that up
[17:34] <dekkon> i hope you stab him in the face
[17:37] <Stereo``> <@Sakura> Tell him I punched his mom in the uterus
[17:41] <Stereo``> <@Sakura> Also, tell him if he fucks with me again, I'll kick his mo
[17:47] <DigDug> oh man, i am so unhappy with this thinkpad
[17:47] <DigDug> what a worthless piece of shit
[17:47] <DigDug> i cannot believe i didn't buy a mac instead
[17:47] <kitchen> what model?
[17:47] <DigDug> it just took me 10 fucking minutes to wake it up from sleep
[17:47] <DigDug> X40, kitchen
[17:47] <kitchen> weird
[17:48] <DigDug> same exact shit i had going on with my dell
[17:48] <DigDug> i put it to sleep by closing the lid
[17:48] <DigDug> and when i come back, it won't boot up
[17:48] <DigDug> like it shows signs of power
[17:48] <DigDug> but it's like half-awake
[17:48] <DigDug> no screen
[17:48] <kitchen> that's a windows problem methinks
[17:48] <DigDug> programs don't run
[17:48] <Stereo``> i think my old toshiba had trouble waking up sometimes
[17:48] <DigDug> whatever, i should've bought a mac
[17:48] <kitchen> yes, yes you should have
[17:49] <Stereo``> it had a kinda strange set up though
[17:49] <DigDug> plus they put these things on the edges
[17:49] <DigDug> that stick the fuck out
[17:49] <DigDug> and get caught
[17:49] <DigDug> and break off
[17:49] <Stereo``> 20GB drive, complete with OS, transplanted from a desktop
[17:49] <DigDug> when i put it in my backpack
[17:49] <Stereo``> so it might not have been properly set up for laptop mode
[17:49] <DigDug> fuck me
[17:49] <DigDug> like... i overall like the design
[17:50] <DigDug> i like the fact that it is square and black
[17:50] <DigDug> i like the keyboard
[17:50] <DigDug> i like the nipple mouse
[17:50] <dekkon> digdug: how much did you buy it for
[17:50] <DigDug> but as far as being a computer, it sucks a big black hairy cock
[17:50] <DigDug> 1157
[17:50] <DigDug> refurb
[17:51] <DrJones> not a bad rating
[17:51] <DrJones> imma dl it
[17:51] <DigDug> could've bought a half-decent mac laptop for that or maybe a little more
[17:52] <dekkon> so what dont you like about it again?
[17:54] <swight> A 21-year-old Georgia Tech student and another man traveled to Canada to mee
[17:54] <swight> Both men are charged in the case in an indictment returned under seal on Mar
[17:54] <swight> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12424657/
[17:54] <DigDug> dekkon: scroll up
[17:54] <DigDug> i just fucking described it
[17:54] <DigDug> it fails to wake up from sleep
[17:55] <dekkon> dont sass me young man
[17:55] <dekkon> k
[17:55] <DigDug> ;[
[17:55] <DigDug> all i wanted when i got home was some fucking internet
[17:55] <D1> just like black people....
[17:55] <dekkon> you know you can turn that off
[17:55] <DigDug> and it took me 10 minutes to wake this thing up
[17:55] <DigDug> dekkon: turn what off?
[17:56] <dekkon> the laptop goes to sleep when you close the lid
[17:56] <D1> your thinkpad is black and lazy
[17:56] <DigDug> yeah, i know i can
[17:56] <D1> coincidence? I think not!
[17:56] <DigDug> i actually want it to work though
[17:56] <DigDug> it's a useful feature
[17:56] <dekkon> agreed
[17:56] <dekkon> but i didnt know how much you used it on the road
[17:56] <DigDug> but yeah.... i had it off for a while
[17:56] <dekkon> do you think its a hardware or a windows issue
[17:56] <DigDug> and i set it up so that it would go to sleep when i pushed the power button
[17:56] <DigDug> i'm not sure.. it seems like a hardware issue
[17:57] <DigDug> the hard drive spins up
[17:57] <DigDug> and i see some hard drive activity
[17:57] <DigDug> and this morning, i put it to sleep while playing an mp3, and it actually ha
[17:57] <dekkon> have you tried use with with a livecd in?
[17:57] <DigDug> so when it was half-awake, it was playing the buffer over and over again
[17:57] <DigDug> dekkon: a live... what? :P
[17:57] <DigDug> (no cd drive)
[17:58] <dekkon> oh shit
[17:58] <dekkon> you have a usb drive?
[17:58] <DigDug> the other thing i noticed is that, apparently, the SD reader affects the lap
[17:58] <DigDug> i don't have a usb key, but i have an sd drive and cards
[17:58] <DigDug> like, if there is a card in the SD drive, it won't wake up until i take it o
[17:59] <dekkon> i dont know if you can but you might able to put damnsmalllinux on a sd card
[17:59] <DigDug> yeah
[17:59] <dekkon> other than that, id suggest ebaying it
[17:59] <DigDug> it's kind of intermittent though
[18:00] <DigDug> the thing is... i had a very similar, if not exactly the same, problem with
[18:00] <DigDug> so i'm wondering if it's something that i'm doing
[18:00] <D1> was it black?
[18:00] <DigDug> or if it's just a pc/windows thing
[18:00] <DigDug> D1: only its soul
[18:01] <dekkon> sucks it doesnt have a cd drive or you could try putting in a live cd and se
[18:02] <DigDug> looking at the web, it seems like a common problem
[18:02] <DigDug> at least with thinkpads
[18:02] <dekkon> ;[
[18:02] <dekkon> id suggest selling it before it gets any worse
[18:02] <DigDug> including linux
[18:04] <jonathans> http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/5555/ram2sf.jpg
[18:05] <DigDug> http://lists.debian.org/debian-user/2005/01/msg00861.html
[18:06] <DigDug> seems like i should try that
[18:06] <D1> haha
[18:06] <D1> creepy
[18:06] <DigDug> now.... now the fuck do i get into the bios
[18:06] <DigDug> haha jons
[18:09] <D1> that picture makes me feel so violated
[18:09] <D1> because you know you didn't even ask
[18:10] <Stereo``> is that the gimp open? eww..
[18:12] <dekkon> that makes sense
[18:12] <dekkon> digdug: reboot and there should be a prompt
[18:14] * dekkon changes topic to 'silent hill: 7.9/10'
[18:18] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[18:18] <DigDug> man, i feel like going to bed and not waking up
[18:18] <DigDug> so much annoyance
[18:18] <DigDug> have to get new plates for my car
[18:18] <DigDug> have to replace the windshield
[18:18] <D1> hang in there kitty!
[18:18] <DigDug> laptop being a pain in the ass
[18:18] <D1> hope that was inspiring...
[18:18] <DigDug> laundry
[18:18] <DigDug> dry cleaning
[18:18] <DigDug> blah blah blah
[18:18] <DigDug> and 2 days from now, i have to go back to work
[18:19] <D1> you mean irc?
[18:20] <DigDug> ;[
[18:20] <DigDug> furthermore, my internet is fucked
[18:20] <DigDug> because i am leeching free internet
[18:20] <DigDug> and who the fuck is iming me that is not on my buddy list
[18:22] <jmx> the nerve
[18:25] <Zera> kill them.
[18:29] <dekkon> Processor INTEL Mobile Pentium 233MHz w/ MMX (Extreme processing power!!)
[18:29] <dekkon> http://cgi.ebay.com/DELL-LATITUDE-LAPTOP-NOTEBOOK-COMPLETE-INTERNET-READY_W0
[18:29] <dekkon> Hard Drive 2.1GB (Excessive storage space for all of your personal files an
[18:35] <dekkon> hahaha
[18:35] * dekkon changes topic to 'silent hill: 7.9/10 | "Don't Strip - Scholarship" -Jesse Jackson
[18:40] <D4rg0n`> dekkon, My Documents on my machine is 6 gigs :P
[18:41] <Zera> 6.51gb here :D
[18:42] <Peaceduck> well, all of the shit in the bios was already turned off
[18:42] <|Gorre|2k> I have been pingethed?
[18:42] <Peaceduck> so i am back to square 1
[18:42] <Peaceduck> also, this blows... there are two hotspots that are pretty fast but go do
[18:43] <Peaceduck> and there is a third one that is somewhat stable, but i can barely get it
[18:47] <Sohcahtoa> God damn I got a tingle in my bone right now
[18:48] <Stereo``> I believe I am right to say, there are four lights.
[18:48] <timmo> man im so fucking pissed
[18:48] <Sohcahtoa> ?
[18:48] <timmo> i work with these two dudes
[18:48] <timmo> dude1 and dude2
[18:49] <|Gorre|2k> That is an amazing coincidence
[18:49] <timmo> 1 and 2 are friends, joke around alot, joke about fucked up things
[18:49] <timmo> like stabbing people in the face and such
[18:49] <timmo> 1 says something to 2 to piss him off
[18:49] <timmo> 2 says something to 1 about killing his kids
[18:49] <timmo> 1 goes and turns him into the hr
[18:49] <timmo> and 2 gets fired
[18:49] <|Gorre|2k> :|
[18:49] <|Gorre|2k> What a cock
[18:49] <timmo> ive already let almost everyone in the store know
[18:49] <timmo> to blackball him
[18:50] <timmo> we're going to start calling him judas
[18:50] <timmo> and pretty much not talk to him
[18:51] <|Gorre|2k> I think someone should kill his kids just to prove a point :\
[18:51] <|Gorre|2k> Or maybe I havent had enough sleep
[18:51] <timmo> i agree
[18:58] <timmo> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkBA7DxzJKQ&search=bass%20tapping
[19:05] <D1> sweet, I get to work with hot black chick tomorrow.
[19:05] <timmo> not like youll do anything about it
[19:06] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/20/child.rapists.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topst
[19:06] <D1> ;[
[19:06] <D1> she probably hates whitey anyway.
[19:09] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/20/bowling.tournament.ap/index.html?section=cnn_t
[19:09] <D1> today, bunny girl approached me again. She said, "I like how you don't respond t
[19:09] <D1> in reference to the note she wrote me a month back that I never replied.
[19:10] <|Gorre|2k> If she likes it, then keep entertaining the lady.
[19:10] <timmo> a woman wrote you a note
[19:11] <timmo> and you didnt do anything?
[19:11] <timmo> what, did someone smash her face witha brick?]
[19:11] <timmo> is she hideous?
[19:11] <D1> no, shes actually bangable, to my surprise.
[19:11] <|Gorre|2k> Some of us have standards ;P
[19:11] <D1> but still...
[19:12] <D1> I have no bawlz.
[19:12] <timmo> but still?
[19:12] <D1> or self esteem
[19:12] <timmo> dude
[19:12] <timmo> what
[19:12] <timmo> the
[19:12] <D1> or dignity
[19:12] <timmo> fuck
[19:12] <|Gorre|2k> ...
[19:12] <timmo> stop being a bitch
[19:12] <D1> etc etc
[19:12] <timmo> want to borrow my testicles?
[19:12] <|Gorre|2k> (03:12:47) (@timmo) stop being a bitch <----
[19:12] <D1> haha
[19:13] <Stereo``> ok
[19:13] <Stereo``> just heard a fact that i really didn't need to know so i thought i'd share
[19:13] <r3in> 'lo
[19:13] <|Gorre|2k> 'lo
[19:13] <Stereo``> will smith's dick is so long, that he had to use tape in i robot cause it
[19:13] <|Gorre|2k> Hpw's FFVII coming?
[19:14] <r3in> been to busy to play it the last few days
[19:14] <r3in> im in the final stage though
[19:14] <|Gorre|2k> Stereo`` - the tape he used was probably part of a product-placement deal
[19:14] <Stereo``> could be
[19:14] <Stereo``> "when you need yo dick held in place - scotch tape!"
[19:15] <|Gorre|2k> "when you need it removes, L'Evian water!"
[19:15] <|Gorre|2k> Why must my illiteracy ruin every pun?
[19:15] <Stereo``> heh
[19:15] <Stereo``> i've always wondered if they knew evian is naive backwards when they chose
[19:15] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[19:17] <jmx> <|Gorre|2k> Why must my illiteracy ruin every pun?--the fact that puns ar
[19:18] <|Gorre|2k> You may have something there.
[19:19] <|Gorre|2k> Moff
[19:19] <|Gorre|2k> o/
[19:29] <Sohcahtoa> Oncoming riders, welcome to the Magnum XL-200. Please enter the train ca
[19:29] <Sohcahtoa> Damn I bet that got cut off
[19:29] <Stereo``> WHERE SATAN AND
[19:29] <Sohcahtoa> WHERE SATAN AND HIS MINIONS WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL. Please secure all loo
[19:30] <Stereo``> i bet it's all hype
[19:30] <Sohcahtoa> While working at Cedar Point, a ride op said that once...it became his la
[19:30] <Stereo``> satan never shows up for that kind of stuff
[19:43] <swight> http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-04/uoa-omu042106.php
[19:44] <Sohcahtoa> .link http://www.allfunpix.com/picspages/baby_got_back.htm BABY GOT BACK
[19:44] <poopy> Sohcahtoa - http://www.allfunpix.com/picspages/baby_got_back.htm - BABY GOT B
[19:44] <Sohcahtoa> I'm surprised .link isn't only allowed by +o/+v
[19:44] <r3in> im supised that peoplehavent set nets up in space to catch comets and such
[19:47] <Sohcahtoa> http://ghetto.hjsoft.com/icons/0wned/bhop%5B1%5D.jpg hahhaa
[19:47] <swight> 1. Net would have to be HUGE, and fucking strong. 2. Nothing to tie the n
[19:48] <r3in> haha Sohcahtoa
[19:49] <r3in> point match game
[19:50] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/katrina_repayments FEMA wants its money back
[19:50] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/katrina_repayments - FEMA wants its money ba
[19:58] <D1> oh god how I hate my classmates
[19:58] <D1> "I WANT TO BE A SEX THERAPIST"
[19:59] <Zera> its not like they actually GET sex to therapise people
[19:59] <Stereo``> well, not all the time
[20:00] <jmx> i want to be a psychiatrists so i can tell people to get on with killing themse
[20:01] <D1> you can do that on the suicide hotline
[20:01] <D1> why bother with an MD degree?
[20:01] <jmx> indeed
[20:02] <dekkon> because you can write prescriptions with a md degree
[20:02] <D1> I also find it funny when people say, "I WANNA BE A DOCTOR" without even remotel
[20:02] <jmx> lol
[20:02] <jmx> that is definitely a selling point dekkon
[20:04] <csqrl> what a fucking day
[20:04] <csqrl> also
[20:04] <csqrl> dallas trip was rescheduled
[20:04] <csqrl> because our plan has garnered too much interest
[20:04] <csqrl> to fix the building they normally use
[20:04] <csqrl> fit*
[20:05] <csqrl> which is insane
[20:05] <csqrl> an employee quit on me today
[20:05] <csqrl> found out dude i know is dying in a year thanks to cancer
[20:06] <csqrl> rg is insane
[20:06] <csqrl> i am sick
[20:06] <csqrl> now i'm going to go watch clash of the titans and drink
[20:06] <csqrl> goodbye
[20:06] <csqrl> this has been my impromptu blog entry
[20:10] <Sohcahtoa> Getting paid every OTHER week sucks serious goat testicles
[20:11] <Thuryn> why
[20:11] <Thuryn> i get paid once a month, fucker
[20:12] <Sohcahtoa> My problem is that I just started the job, so I haven't had a chance to b
[20:12] <jmx> most jobs pay every other week
[20:13] <Sohcahtoa> I just got my first paycheck today, and rent is due by the 4th. I'm not
[20:13] <Thuryn> jmx, hourly jobs do. salaried jobs are typically monthly
[20:13] <Thuryn> Sohcahtoa, just call your landlord
[20:13] <Sohcahtoa> I can float a check on the 4th.
[20:13] <Thuryn> that's illegal
[20:13] <Thuryn> (and risky, esp if you just moved in)
[20:13] <Sohcahtoa> Really? I never knew that.
[20:13] <Thuryn> yup. called "check kiting"
[20:13] <Thuryn> it's a form of fraud
[20:13] <Sohcahtoa> No, I've lived in this complex for awhile. Checks tend to take 3-4 days
[20:14] <Thuryn> just talk to them about it
[20:14] <Thuryn> landlords are used to people who don't want to pay for MONTHS
[20:14] <Thuryn> if you tell them *in advance* that it's going to be a couple of days late, t
[20:14] <terminal> tell him you can give him a check dated in the future
[20:14] <terminal> :o
[20:14] <Thuryn> banks won't honor those
[20:14] <Thuryn> they'll run them immediately
[20:14] <terminal> he can wait for the date to come
[20:15] <terminal> then cash it
[20:15] <terminal> duh
[20:15] <jmx> last landlord i had i was usually at least a week late all the time and he neve
[20:15] <Thuryn> might work, depending on the way their office works
[20:16] <Sohcahtoa> Our office doesn't fuck around.
[20:16] <Sohcahtoa> My bank bounced my check once because I was $7 short. I thought I had en
[20:17] <jmx> lol
[20:17] <jmx> my bank phones and warns if a check is going to bounce
[20:17] <jmx> gives 24 hours to come in and add money to the account
[20:17] <Sohcahtoa> I come home from work on the 6th and there's a notice on my door that pre
[20:17] <Sohcahtoa> In addition
[20:18] <Sohcahtoa> My bank charged me $20 for bouncing a check
[20:18] <Twin`> it would have been more interesting if you got an eviction warning over somet
[20:18] <Sohcahtoa> My complex charged me $25 returned check fee
[20:18] <Sohcahtoa> AND
[20:18] <dekkon> my bank charges 32 for over draft
[20:18] <Sohcahtoa> They ALSO charged $75 because now rent was late.
[20:18] <timmo> http://www.selectparks.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=442
[20:18] <Sohcahtoa> So I was out $120 because I was $7 short.
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[20:21] <Thuryn> sooner or later
[20:21] <Thuryn> someone is going to start a class action suit against people for that shit
[20:21] <Thuryn> but not for all the various fees for the *first* bounced check
[20:21] <Thuryn> but for the *second* time they run it
[20:22] <Thuryn> i think that should constitute fraud
[20:22] <Thuryn> they KNOW it didn't clear and they run it again anyway
[20:22] <Thuryn> "huh. it didn't work. we get to take his money for that. well, DO IT AGAI
[20:23] <Sohcahtoa> Personally, I don't see why the bank should charge you for bouncing
[20:24] <Twin`> deterrant for fucking up
[20:24] <Thero> [19:57] [EFnet] (#geekissues) <dekkon> url wireless meat Theromometer
[20:25] <Thero> oh
[20:25] <Thero> Theromo
[20:25] <Thero> err
[20:25] <Thero> wait
[20:25] <Thero> nvm
[20:26] <Stereo``> funny
[20:26] <Stereo``> i didn't see it capitalized
[20:26] <Thuryn> what does such a gadget do?
[20:27] <Thero> it was capitalized...
[20:27] <Thero> at least my away log has it as that
[20:27] <Thero> i dont know
[20:27] <Thero> it measures me?
[20:27] <Stereo``> i see <@dekkon> url wireless meat theromometer
[20:27] <Thero> YOU SEE PINK LIES
[20:27] <Stereo``> wait
[20:27] <Twin`> def uncapitalize
[20:27] <Twin`> d
[20:27] <Stereo``> did you see that one as a capital T?
[20:28] <Thero> no
[20:28] <Thero> but i see mine as capital T
[20:28] <Stereo``> odd
[20:28] <Thero> oh
[20:28] <Thero> i know
[20:28] <Twin`> thero Thero
[20:28] <Thero> my script must capitalized my name
[20:28] <Twin`> how many capital Ts do you see?
[20:28] <Thero> because it detected my name in that
[20:28] <Thero> which
[20:28] <Thero> seems fucking retarded
[20:28] <Thero> but whatever
[20:29] <Thuryn> thero
[20:29] <Thuryn> what
[20:29] <Thuryn> is with
[20:29] <Thuryn> your enter key
[20:29] <Thuryn> it seems to
[20:29] <Thuryn> be working
[20:29] <Thero> it's masturbating.
[20:29] <Thuryn> far too well
[20:30] * Thuryn gives Thero's keyboard a cigarette
[20:30] <Thero> wtf
[20:30] <Thero> oh
[20:30] <Thero> my contacts are blurry, i was about to say "omfg"
[20:31] <jestuh> home comp representin'
[20:31] * Thuryn gives Thero some visine
[20:31] <Thero> :D
[20:31] <Thero> jestuh, pretty soon my home comp will be mobile
[20:31] <Serena[T]> putting some wheels on it, eh?
[20:31] <Thero> no, stfu.
[20:31] <Thero> Getting a good laptop.
[20:32] <Serena[T]> you can put wheel on a laptop too
[20:32] <jestuh> i have two good laptops and 4 active desktops
[20:32] <jestuh> ;[
[20:32] <Thero> Did you not read stfu?
[20:32] * Serena[T] eyes Thero
[20:32] <Thero> jestuh: :o, give me some. I need the nerd.
[20:32] <Serena[T]> jestuh: the electric company loooooves you
[20:32] <Thuryn> jestuh, i'm building our third server machine tomorrow
[20:32] <jestuh> i would have if you didn't rip on serena
[20:32] <Serena[T]> hahaha
[20:33] <Thero> No you wouldn't of.
[20:33] <jmx> heh 4? what you use them all for?
[20:33] <Thero> jmx: His network is the Porn Matrix.
[20:33] <jestuh> different tasks
[20:34] <Thero> <jestuh> One is lesbian porn, the other is gangbang porn, the other is
[20:34] <Thero> <jestuh> and the last laptop i use for linux.
[20:35] <jestuh> i don't use linux or view illegal pornography
[20:35] <jestuh> which i rate the same
[20:36] <r3in> damn rights
[20:36] <Thero> ...lets be real jestuh...
[20:36] <Twin`> none of those porn categories are really illegal
[20:36] <Thero> you're dirty, you use linux, and you use it for beastiality porn.
[20:36] <jmx> if i had the money id like 3 + my laptop
[20:36] <jestuh> bestiality is in this country
[20:36] <jestuh> i don't live in holland
[20:36] <jmx> one for a server, one for regular stuff, and one for gaming
[20:36] <jmx> laptop for school
[20:36] <Twin`> i have like so many hand me down computers in my room
[20:36] <Thero> jmx: Laptop for a server?
[20:37] <Twin`> it seems impractical
[20:37] <Twin`> but it works
[20:37] <Thero> ...yeah...
[20:37] <Thero> but then again
[20:37] <Thero> when you dont have a stove
[20:37] <Thero> you gotta find something to use to heat food
[20:37] <Twin`> i used to have a laptop as a server cause i could fit it into my entertainmen
[20:38] <Twin`> that little alcove section was basically like an easybake oven
[20:38] <Thero> heh
[20:38] <Thero> i know someone who ran a server on a laptop, and closed it up (but kept the s
[20:38] <Thero> and used it to cook ramen
[20:38] <Thero> one day he was cooking ramen and it overflowed.
[20:38] <Thero> he got hatemail for former server-players.
[20:39] <Thero> "faggot why did you take the server down, lamer"
[20:39] <r3in> haha
[20:39] <Twin`> not sever like that, i've only ever used one for filehosting :?
[20:39] <pinkboa> i like string
[20:39] <r3in> how would you cook noodles on a laptop?
[20:39] <Thero> ...
[20:39] <Thero> r3in do you even know what a laptop does?
[20:39] <Thero> it does two things
[20:39] <r3in> erm
[20:40] <r3in> not cook food?
[20:40] <Thero> Run computer equiptment and software.
[20:40] <Thero> And heat like a motherfucker.
[20:40] <terminal> my laptop doesn't get hot enough to boil water
[20:40] <r3in> nor does mine
[20:40] <Twin`> cause you aren't pushing it to the outer limits of existance
[20:40] <Thero> damn straight.
[20:40] <Thero> Someone should write a specific program.
[20:40] <Twin`> there is a specific program
[20:40] <Twin`> it
[20:40] <Twin`> 's called prime95
[20:40] <Thero> To heat computers
[20:41] <r3in> to make it over heat?
[20:41] <Thero> hah..
[20:41] <r3in> i think thats bullshit
[20:41] <Twin`> k
[20:41] <r3in> if it got hot enough to boil water
[20:41] <Twin`> download prime95
[20:41] <Twin`> and run it on your laptop for an hour or two
[20:41] <Twin`> then come back
[20:41] <Thero> and put your hand on it
[20:41] <r3in> the plastic/screen would melt
[20:42] <Twin`> and i'll be damned if there is not scorch marks on the table
[20:42] <Thero> ....no it wouldnt....i mean depending on if the laptop was opened or not
[20:42] <Thero> because the bottom would overheat first
[20:42] <Twin`> you gotta keep in mind that the die of processors actually do get hot enough
[20:42] <r3in> yes even without overclockig it
[20:42] <Twin`> and that the reason why the side of your case doesn't get hot, is cause air i
[20:43] <r3in> i wouldnt touch mine in my pc because of that
[20:43] <Twin`> with laptops
[20:43] <Twin`> there is like no room
[20:43] <Twin`> the processor is right up against the plastic
[20:43] <Thero> Twin`: you know the little spaces for things like video cards and usb2.0 port
[20:43] <Tordek> Twin` air ain't a good insulator
[20:43] <Twin`> pci slots?
[20:43] <Thero> Yeah
[20:43] <Thero> those
[20:43] <Twin`> air is a good insulator
[20:43] <Tordek> at least, my case's hot
[20:44] <Twin`> air is one of the best known insulators
[20:44] <Tordek> warm, ok
[20:44] <Thero> well like i have a network card in one, and nothing in the other, then next t
[20:44] <Tordek> but my processor is at 55 C
[20:44] <Twin`> tordek: if your case had no air
[20:44] <Thero> im so afraid to put a usb2.0 port in the pci slot because itmight heat it up
[20:44] <Twin`> +inside it
[20:44] <Thero> there's no fucking room in my computer
[20:44] <Twin`> the sides would be scalding hot
[20:44] <Thero> hell i didnt even put the cover back on
[20:44] <Thero> im using it for a heat vent.
[20:45] <Twin`> i mean, it's the only reason why double pane windows work so well
[20:46] <Thero> hmmm
[20:46] <Thero> should i scandisk and defrag today?
[20:46] <Twin`> i haven't defragged since i reinstalled windows
[20:47] <Thero> i havnt done it since christmas
[20:47] <Twin`> which was like
[20:47] <Twin`> 9 months ago
[20:47] <Thero> hmm
[20:47] <Thero> well maybe it produces a baby
[20:47] <Thero> err
[20:47] <Thero> wrong window
[20:47] <Twin`> re: topic, jesse jackson is one corny motherfucker
[20:48] <Thero> hmm
[20:48] <Thero> you know
[20:48] <Thero> instead of Samual L Jackson
[20:48] <Twin`> how could that be wrong window? it fits the convo perfectly
[20:48] <Thero> Jesse Jackson should of played Jules in pulp fiction
[20:48] <Thuryn> because SLJ is more like
[20:48] <Thero> because if jesse jackson went badass, it'd be aawesome
[20:48] <Thuryn> a bad motherbucker
[20:48] <Thuryn> s/b/f
[20:49] <Thero> i could imagine jesse jackson as a bad motherfucker
[20:49] <Thuryn> i like SLJ better as Shaft
[20:49] <Thero> "Our lord wants peace, SO SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER,"
[20:49] <Twin`> man what the hell
[20:49] <Twin`> montana makes spraypaint cans containing 750 mL
[20:49] <Thero> what?
[20:49] <Thero> Montana?
[20:49] <Thero> as in the state....?what?
[20:50] <Twin`> no, spanish company
[20:50] <Twin`> http://www.elbtunnel.com/images/Maximum.jpg
[20:50] <sxh> HELLO FRIENDS
[20:50] <sxh> WHAT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DEAL
[20:50] <Thero> ....did you guys hear/see somethign?
[20:50] <timmo> capn slackass: i saw this documentary once
[20:50] <timmo> capn slackass: these bears used to go around eating peoples picnics
[20:51] <Thero> haha
[20:51] <timmo> d: you sure you werent watching reruns on the cartoon network?
[20:51] <Thero> wtf twin...
[20:51] <timmo> capn slackass: :x
[20:51] <Thero> :( hi sxh.
[20:51] <sxh> :(
[20:51] <sxh> hi thero frnd
[20:52] <Thero> goddamnitbitchPICKUPYOURPHONE
[20:52] <Thero> honestly why do i even go out with women anymore...
[20:52] <Thero> gah fuck her, if she getspissed because i didnt show up at her house because
[20:53] <jmx> .link http://music.aol.com/home/blender/rock-6 50 worst things to happen to mus
[20:53] <poopy> jmx - http://music.aol.com/home/blender/rock-6 - 50 worst things to happen to
[20:53] <r3in> because your not gay?
[20:53] <Thero> #1 - Celine Deon.
[20:53] <timmo> rein: liar
[20:53] <Thero> #2 - American Idol
[20:53] <Twin`> thero: in addition to those monsterous cans
[20:54] <Twin`> they make ones that are like 10ml
[20:54] <Thero> haha
[20:54] <Thero> hmmm i wouldnt be surprised if they made 2 L cans.
[20:54] <Thero> because that would be awesome
[20:55] <Twin`> http://www.mtncolors.com/core/media/media.nl?id=222&c=448496&h=1c3911cc318b06
[20:57] <Thero> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Doubledate.jpg
[20:57] <Thero> that looks trippy
[20:58] <brad-> fuck you niggers
[20:58] <timmo> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1857579
[20:59] <sxh> know what i want?
[20:59] <sxh> anal sex ;x
[21:00] <Twin`> that was completely random
[21:00] <Twin`> the anal sex thing and the fuck you niggers thing
[21:00] <Thuryn> sxh giving or getting
[21:01] <Thero> why did the chicken cross the road?
[21:01] <Thero> because Fuck You niggers.
[21:11] <jestuh> hmm this comp or laptop won't play m4a
[21:11] <jestuh> so i convert to wav to burn
[21:11] <jestuh> and it's kinda poppy ;x
[21:11] <jestuh> and guest just left with it
[21:11] <jestuh> oh well
[21:18] <c-rOCK> tim why are you sending me wolfmother links
[21:26] <Stereo``> you know what?
[21:27] <jestuh> ?
[21:28] <jmx> http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2002943282_farhang21.html
[21:31] <Stereo``> do you?
[21:31] <sxh> sxh wants to give anal sex
[21:31] <sxh> not get anal sex
[21:32] <Stereo``> hmm
[21:32] <barnacles> i think THAT'S what Stereo wants
[21:32] <Stereo``> to get anal sex?
[21:32] <sxh> is stereo a young woman
[21:32] <sxh> with average 3-size
[21:32] <sxh> who enjoys anal sex and bud smoke
[21:32] <sxh> probably movies
[21:32] <barnacles> haha
[21:32] <Stereo``> i'm gonna go with 5 no'
[21:32] <Stereo``> s
[21:33] <sxh> then no
[21:33] <sxh> next applicant
[21:33] <barnacles> there were only four questions
[21:33] <Thuryn> sxh, i dated that chick
[21:33] <Stereo``> young woman, average 3-size, anal sex, bud smoke, movies
[21:33] <Thuryn> it actually wasn't as great as you'd think
[21:33] <barnacles> ohhh, you forgot
[21:34] <jmx> http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20060421/vitacig_060421/200
[21:36] <barnacles> so did you hear the one about the armless, legless girl at the beach?
[21:36] <Stereo``> damn french and their smoking of tobacco
[21:36] <Stereo``> the underage drinking i have less of a problem with
[21:37] <jmx> that one isnt particularly exclusive to french
[21:37] * dekkon changes topic to 'silent hill: 7.9/10 | "Don't Strip - Scholarship" -Jesse Jackson
[21:37] <Thuryn> damn french and their cowardice toward anyone except
[21:37] <Thuryn> their own citizens
[21:37] <dekkon> Called the "VitaCig," it was invented by non-smoker Roger Ouellette for his
[21:38] <dekkon> i think their participle is dangling
[21:38] <dekkon> so she started out smoking a pack a day?
[21:38] <dekkon> i think not
[21:38] <Thuryn> she started smoking at 12
[21:38] <Thuryn> ;p
[21:39] <dekkon> i dont see that statement
[21:39] <dekkon> so
[21:39] <dekkon> hah that kinda worked out
[21:40] <Thuryn> ;[
[21:41] <jestuh> dekkon your hippie ways shoulda made you relax
[21:41] <jestuh> you been kick happy since you got out ;[
[21:41] <jmx> but now she doesnt have to quit anymore the stupid woman
[21:41] <jestuh> brb reboot / scandisk
[21:46] <jestuh> ok scandisk is gonna take longer than planned
[21:46] <jestuh> so i hoped on laptop
[21:46] <jestuh> ;[
[21:48] <jmx> lol
[21:49] <jestuh> 2 250gb hard drives are full of corrupt segments
[21:49] <jestuh> i <3 my family touching my computers when i'm outta town
[21:49] <jestuh> ;[
[21:49] <var> thats number 1 jes
[21:50] <jestuh> my mom claims it was a power outage
[21:50] <jestuh> LIKELY STORY
[21:53] <jmx> http://www.abc.net.au/worldtoday/content/2006/s1619973.htm
[21:54] <jestuh> hahaha
[21:56] <jmx> why the fuck to people defend fucking useless whiney bastards who have been une
[21:56] <jmx> and yet when i criticise this i "dont know anything about his situation"
[21:56] <jmx> i know hes a useless human being who is pampered by his fucking family
[21:56] <var> i love being unemployed
[21:56] <var> i do it as often as possible
[21:57] <var> :o)
[21:57] <jmx> me too, but i dont whine about it all the time
[21:57] <jmx> but fuck his situation, i dont really care, thats not the fucking point
[22:01] <jmx> he sits at home whining about how his family mistreats him but wont do anything
[22:17] <var> yeah move it
[22:18] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[22:19] * sxh_ is now known as sxh
[22:35] <michael`> little angel clown who...that cries
[22:47] <jestuh> ;[
[22:49] <c-rOCK> i am officially addicted to gnarles barkley
[22:52] <jestuh> um ok
[23:12] <r3in> damnit
[23:12] <r3in> french is fucking hard
[23:13] <r3in> le français baise fort
[23:14] <var> uh huh
[23:15] <Wabbit98> duh its hard all those silent letters
[23:17] <jestuh> happy earth day
[23:17] <var> suck it
[23:17] <var> long and hard
[23:17] <var> ya fuckin granola
[23:19] <jestuh> rofl
[23:20] * jestuh changes topic to 'silent hill: 7.9/10 | "Don't Strip - Scholarship" -Jesse Jackson
[23:23] <r3in> 7.9-10
[23:23] <r3in> damn
[23:23] <r3in> i was hoping for atleast a 9.5
[23:24] <Wabbit98> still not going to see it
[23:24] <r3in> wtf not?
[23:24] <jestuh> thero gave it a 9.5 but he's worthless
[23:24] <r3in> didnt like the games?
[23:24] <r3in> thats true
[23:24] <r3in> ...if i give it a 9.5 will that mean anything?
[23:24] <Wabbit98> I saw enough of it at WonderCon I dislike horror movies
[23:24] <r3in> (assuming i go watch it)
[23:25] <jestuh> i don't know your past ratings...it's all about your built-up reputation
[23:25] <Seker> 25% at rottentomatoes.
[23:25] <r3in> well, if its any help
[23:25] <r3in> i gave hostel 1/10
[23:26] <jestuh> haven't seen it yet ;[
[23:26] <r3in> dont
[23:26] <jestuh> how do you rate fight club?
[23:26] <Wabbit98> did anyone see Hostel?
[23:26] <r3in> hmm
[23:26] <r3in> its not as good as twelve monekys
[23:26] <Wabbit98> 9/10
[23:26] <jestuh> you fail
[23:26] <jestuh> wabbit knows what's up
[23:26] <r3in> wtf?
[23:26] <Wabbit98> I did like 12 monkeys
[23:26] <r3in> 12 mokeys was one of the best movies made
[23:27] <jestuh> it is but it doesn't beat fight club
[23:27] <Wabbit98> it does not
[23:27] <r3in> try another....
[23:28] <jestuh> natural born killers
[23:28] <Wabbit98> never saw it
[23:28] <Spidey`> .
[23:28] <r3in> 8
[23:28] <jestuh> ok you're good there
[23:28] <r3in> second is 5
[23:28] * Spidey` is drunk as funk
[23:28] <var> word spidey
[23:28] <jestuh> fear and loathing in las vegas
[23:28] <jestuh> second?
[23:28] <var> i've got half a bottle of turkey in me
[23:28] <Wabbit98> they made s sequel?
[23:28] <r3in> ive only read the book
[23:28] <var> nbk 6.5
[23:28] <Spidey`> :O
[23:29] <var> 12 monkeys 4.5
[23:29] <Wabbit98> fear and loathing : 6
[23:29] <jestuh> var is done voting now
[23:29] <jestuh> ;[
[23:29] <Wabbit98> I liked the book better
[23:29] <Spidey`> i did a shot of jager, upsidedowmn pineapple cake, and some other shi
[23:29] <Spidey`> plus 8 beers or so
[23:29] <jestuh> r3in you never said what 'second' was ;[
[23:29] <jestuh> nice spidey
[23:29] <Spidey`> was my friend's b-day
[23:29] <Spidey`> this girl
[23:29] <r3in> jestuh nbk2
[23:29] <Spidey`> ;[
[23:29] <var> smooth spidey
[23:30] <jestuh> there is no 2
[23:30] <Spidey`> i want some smoke so bad though
[23:30] <var> we dropped the kid at his grandma's for the nite an such
[23:30] <var> grilled some steaks
[23:30] <var> :oP
[23:30] <Spidey`> nice :)
[23:30] <jestuh> where's mine bitch?
[23:30] <var> dog ate it
[23:30] <Spidey`> lol
[23:30] <Spidey`> i am smoking an empty bowl
[23:30] <Spidey`> ;p
[23:30] <var> :/
[23:30] <Spidey`> ;[*
[23:31] <r3in> from dusk till dawn
[23:31] <var> 4
[23:31] <Wabbit98> 3
[23:31] <jestuh> um you're thinking of the wrong movie
[23:31] <jestuh> natural born killers is mickey and mallory
[23:31] <jmx> from dusk till dawn has no connection to nbk other then tarrantino wrote them b
[23:31] <r3in> jestuh i knw thats not the sequal
[23:32] <var> knox
[23:32] <r3in> and he didnt write it
[23:32] <jmx> yes he did
[23:32] <r3in> amary wrote it
[23:32] <jmx> but stone hacked up the script
[23:32] <jmx> wrote which?
[23:32] <r3in> dusk till done
[23:32] <jmx> no
[23:32] <r3in> dawn
[23:32] <jestuh> so you're calling from dusk till dawn nbk2?
[23:32] <jmx> tarrantino wrote that
[23:32] <jestuh> ;\
[23:32] <r3in> jestuh no
[23:32] <jmx> and by amary did you mean avery?
[23:32] <jestuh> WHAT THE FUCK IS NBK2?!?!?!
[23:33] <r3
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