Session Start: Thu Apr 20 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:02] <`Socrates> You guys see the new one today? http://www.creativestudios.com/
[00:04] <pinin> new what?
[00:05] <jmx> .link http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/states/florida/counties/b
[00:05] <poopy> jmx - http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/states/florida/counties
[00:06] <`Socrates> Wooohoo
[00:06] <`Socrates> lol
[00:06] <`Socrates> pinin: that fuckers new column
[00:06] <`Socrates> i dig that shit
[00:06] <`Socrates> the cockfighting condoms one is good too
[00:06] <pinin> never heard of it but i hate on the fcc too
[00:13] <pinin> anal sex?
[00:14] <jmx> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-2142179,00.html
[00:16] <pinin> http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo200/religion/adherents.gif
[00:16] <pinin> looks like i'm moving to oregon
[00:17] <var> haha
[00:17] <jmx> yeah, id like to see the canadian version of that
[00:18] <var> w kstl
[00:18] <jmx> bet it'd be a big what block with like 1 red splotch in southern alberta
[00:18] <jmx> big red
[00:18] <jmx> red=white
[00:18] <jmx> fuck i must be tired
[00:18] <pinin> hehe
[00:18] <jmx> and its only 1:20
[00:19] <glen2> Drink more coffee.
[00:19] <r3in> okay
[00:19] <r3in> im fucking done with windows
[00:20] <jmx> not a big coffee fan
[00:20] <glen2> Try caffinated noodles.
[00:21] <glen2> I didn't like coffee. Then I found that it was just bad coffee that I didn't
[00:21] <Efreeti> anyone know of a good small app to draw network maps?
[00:21] <Efreeti> like Microsoft Visio, only good?
[00:21] <glen2> Ho0w small?
[00:22] <r3in> yah
[00:22] <Efreeti> downloadable
[00:22] <pinin> hmm i've used a couple ghetto ones but visio is still the best
[00:22] <Efreeti> oh
[00:22] <Efreeti> well, we just have Office 2000 SR-1 here :P
[00:22] <pinin> try http://freshmeat.net/
[00:23] <glen2> I know a good one, I'm tring to remember the name.
[00:23] <glen2> freshmeat is tucows for the 21st century.
[00:23] <Efreeti> eheh
[00:24] <Efreeti> pinin, what should I look under? Documentation?
[00:25] <Efreeti> hmm apparently not
[00:25] <Efreeti> just documentation there, nothing to documentate
[00:27] <Seker> http://freshmeat.net/projects/dia/
[00:28] <glen2> freshmeat.net/search/?q=network+map
[00:28] <Seker> Dia does it.
[00:28] <Efreeti> thanks
[00:29] <keyzer> hey, i am kinda new to irc...anyone want to tell me what the setmode thing m
[00:30] <keyzer> anyone?
[00:31] <Efreeti> like "Nick sets mode +b ~keyzer@CPE00146c068d0f-CM00152fb996cc.cpe.net.cabl
[00:31] <keyzer> yeah
[00:32] <keyzer> and at the top mode of my client, it says Mode: +tn
[00:32] <Efreeti> It's called channel modes, they do all sorts of different stuff
[00:32] <Efreeti> basically flags for the channel
[00:32] <keyzer> ah....kinda get it....I will look it up, thnx
[00:33] <Efreeti> t means that only ops can set topics, n means that noone who isn't in the c
[00:35] <pinin> not sure how it works in chatzilla, but you can typically double-click anywhe
[00:35] <live> there are other flags too, some of which are server specific
[00:35] <Efreeti> l limits the max nr of people in the chan, i means channel is invite-only,
[00:35] <Efreeti> yeah
[00:35] <keyzer> ah, thanks......how did you find out I am using chatzilla?
[00:36] <Efreeti> /ctcp keyzer version
[00:36] <keyzer> ah, cool....
[00:36] <Efreeti> or something
[00:36] <keyzer> lol
[00:36] <live> pinin does that to everyone to make sure they have an updated version of mirc,
[00:37] <live> plus he is a dirty whore
[00:37] <pinin> shhhhh
[00:37] <var> dirty white boy
[00:38] <keyzer> lol, this is exactly what I left irc at about 8 ago, it has not changed!
[00:38] <keyzer> I mean the name calling and all
[00:38] <keyzer> 8 = 8 yrs
[00:38] <live> thats the internet for you
[00:38] <pinin> irc still had modes back then
[00:38] <pinin> and if you don't like name calling, this is not the place to return to
[00:38] <pinin> ;[
[00:39] <keyzer> lol, yeah well I was like 12 back then, so I left
[00:39] <jmx> name callign is what makes irc fun
[00:39] * var is ancient and dusty
[00:39] <keyzer> any good political channels you guys know?
[00:39] <keyzer> that's about 70% of irc as I understand it
[00:39] <Efreeti> Plastic vicar!
[00:39] <orge> #bearcave
[00:39] <r3in> anyone know of a site which has courses and shit for highschool? (but wont giv
[00:40] <live> #politics ?
[00:40] <daze> oops
[00:41] <pinin> rein if you are looking to learn, you should be looking at higher than high s
[00:41] <pinin> .url mit ocw
[00:41] <Tubbee> http://ocw.mit.edu/
[00:41] <pinin> go there
[00:41] <Efreeti> who here atm is in europe?
[00:41] <r3in> man
[00:41] <r3in> i havent finished highschool yet
[00:41] <r3in> i got kicked out of 5 schools
[00:41] <pinin> europe will start being active in like an hour
[00:41] <keyzer> thanks...I got in politics though
[00:41] <var> yeah
[00:42] <var> them euro's showup about the time i get really lit and blurred
[00:42] <var> and weant to passout
[00:42] <pinin> lol
[00:42] <r3in> i dont rememer half the shit
[00:42] <Efreeti> i was just wondering which sourceforge mirror yurop people liek to use
[00:42] <jmx> get your equivilency and the junior college if you cant get into college direct
[00:42] <pinin> pick one at random
[00:42] <Efreeti> i just use HEAnet all the time
[00:43] <jmx> thats what most drop-outs i know who went back did
[00:43] <r3in> i cant do any of that, just looking at it makes me want to puke
[00:43] <jmx> i should have jsut written the test at 16 and not finished hs woulda meant as m
[00:43] <yuck> "Jolie's Lesbian Ex Warns Pitt"
[00:43] <yuck> http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-04-20/
[00:44] <pinin> she claims they still fuck regularly
[00:44] <r3in> i want to restart high school completely
[00:44] <pinin> and she's not even hot
[00:44] <jmx> why?
[00:44] <jmx> attention whore jestuh?
[00:44] <pinin> prolly
[00:44] <pinin> and a jealous ex
[00:45] <jmx> hs is mostly a waste of time rein
[00:45] <Efreeti> " if Angelina called, I'd drop everything and join her wherever she was in
[00:45] <Efreeti> nice
[00:45] <jmx> get the books and learn the shit and take the test
[00:45] <jmx> fuck the classroom shit
[00:45] <r3in> i know
[00:45] <Efreeti> Amen!
[00:45] <r3in> im not even sure where to do that now
[00:45] <Efreeti> just learn the shit and prove youve learned it
[00:45] <r3in> its been like 4 years
[00:45] <Efreeti> r3in, how old are you?
[00:46] <r3in> 19
[00:46] <Efreeti> hm
[00:46] <Efreeti> btw at what age does US jr. high and high school usually start?
[00:46] <jmx> 15ish i think
[00:46] <r3in> yeah
[00:46] <r3in> it was 13 here in canada
[00:47] <pinin> jr. = 12, hs = 14
[00:47] <r3in> but grade 9 is considered highschool
[00:47] <pinin> Efreeti, it's normally grade + 5 years
[00:47] <jmx> if you are 19 you can still go to regular hs if you can get accepted
[00:47] <jmx> i just think that itd be a waste of time
[00:48] <Efreeti> over here: grade = 1-7th year, then "middle school-ish thing" 8th to 10th y
[00:48] <keyzer> er, sorry to break in the convo....but can someone help me, either here or p
[00:48] <jmx> but you can go to administrators of the school board and they'd be able to prov
[00:48] <r3in> yes, i dont remember shit from after grade eight,
[00:49] <pinin> check your status window for the reason you can't join
[00:49] <live> if you sit in #politics for 30 seconds without changing your nick, you get voi
[00:49] <keyzer> ah, cool thanks
[00:49] <live> they probably have a lot of people just jumping in and causing shit
[00:49] <jmx> hs is easy shit though mostly
[00:49] <r3in> (brain damage)
[00:49] <keyzer> and r3in, I am in Canada too......sure oyu can go back to high school at 19!
[00:49] <r3in> it is easy
[00:49] <pinin> ef: hs = 9-12th grades, jr = 7-8
[00:49] <r3in> keyzer i would have to move out of this town
[00:50] <r3in> unless i do correspondance
[00:50] <keyzer> where are you?
[00:50] <r3in> witch is a good idea, but they wont let me redo courses ive done allready
[00:50] <r3in> Alberta
[00:50] <Efreeti> George Takei is 79 today
[00:51] <keyzer> oh....
[00:51] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[00:51] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[00:51] <poopy> r3in Temp 38F/4C; Wind 5mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:47PM;
[00:51] <jmx> why redo them?
[00:51] <jmx> just refresh
[00:51] <live> w 60565
[00:51] <live> w2
[00:51] <poopy> live Temp 59.6F/15.3C; Wind 0.0mph; Conditions Overcast; Sunset 7:38PM; high:
[00:51] <Efreeti> 69 even
[00:52] <live> today was such a nice day, im glad it didnt storm
[00:53] <jmx> its been nice here for a couple weeks
[00:53] <Efreeti> George Carlin is gonna be 70 in half a month
[00:53] <jmx> was snowing not too far south where my parents live
[00:54] <live> george carlin is gonnd be dead in two months, i can feel it
[00:56] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/04/19/nepal/index.html Protesters p
[00:56] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/04/19/nepal/index.html - Proteste
[00:56] <jmx> ^in nepal -_-
[00:56] <live> Jestuh
[00:56] <live> GWAR
[00:56] <live> July 9th
[00:58] <jmx> SAN SALVADOR, El Salvador (AP) -- A Salvadoran woman was detained after she tr
[00:58] <jmx> haha
[00:58] <jmx> bet that was a fun search
[00:58] <yuck> !
[00:59] <Efreeti> "hmm, what's here... a grenade!"
[00:59] <live> GWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[00:59] <Efreeti> She's the bomb.
[01:02] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/gayministerscomeoutriskdefrocking
[01:02] <jmx> and time for bed for me
[01:03] <r3in> night jmx
[01:04] <live> GWAR
[01:08] <pinin> oh snap i just scrolled up
[01:09] <pinin> they playing HOB again?
[01:09] <pinin> oh wait, you talking about sounds of the underground?
[01:09] <r3in> h0b?
[01:10] <live> ya
[01:10] <live> its gonna be in tinley park, which is the tweeter center right? or whatever fu
[01:10] <pinin> yeah i still call it The World
[01:11] <Efreeti> wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
[01:12] <pinin> i must find some slaves to go with me
[01:12] <pinin> claws will pussy out cause it's on a sunday
[01:12] <pinin> and he has to go to church (aka work)
[01:12] <live> does he celebrate the sabbath?
[01:12] <live> heh work
[01:14] <pinin> oh snap new gwar cd in september
[01:14] <pinin> i hope they do the usual halloween concert in chitown
[01:15] <pinin> Apparently GWAR has been awarded a “Lifetime Achievement Award” by the Live A
[01:15] <pinin> bahaha
[01:15] <pinin> picture hef and the bunnies watching GWAR
[01:15] <Efreeti> hahah
[01:16] <Efreeti> celebrate sabbath :3
[01:17] <Efreeti> "YAAAAAY! WOOOHOOO!!! Sabbath day!"
[01:19] <live> hey, claws might just be a hasidic jew, i never see him here on sundays
[01:19] <live> and im pretty sure jestuh has to follow him around turning on lights and shit
[01:20] <pinin> damnit i told you that was a secret
[01:20] <pinin> ;[
[01:21] <pinin> gah gwar shit distracted me
[01:21] <pinin> need to finish this test in the next 9 min ;[
[01:21] <live> thats because its GWAR!
[01:21] <live> hurry!
[01:21] <live> whats it on
[01:21] <live> and what test is due at 3:30 in the morning
[01:21] <r3in> i just listened to dc talk for the first time in three years
[01:21] <pinin> haha that's just my bedtime ;x
[01:25] <live> you girl
[01:26] <pinin> you wish
[01:33] <Efreeti> Seker, you there?
[02:00] <Kurin> Okay
[02:01] <Kurin> My new working theory is that people actually aren't incompetent, or not on t
[02:01] <Kurin> Rather, there's a kind of physical field that they generate that just causes
[02:01] <Kurin> So that they can't turn on a computer without the video dying
[02:01] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/new%20banner%20%5Btmbar%5D.jpg
[02:01] <Kurin> Or turn on a car without a cyllinder exploding
[02:02] <Kurin> Or whatever
[02:02] <timmo> tool's bassist has gotten ridiculously good
[02:02] <timmo> haha rjx
[02:06] <Rjx> Microsoft, the anti-open-source company, is using open-source software from one
[02:06] <Rjx> The code in question is GIFLIB. "GIFLIB is open-source software for hacking GIF
[02:06] <Rjx> Microsoft didn't place the code in the product itself. That was done by the pro
[02:06] <Rjx> Of course, Microsoft has been putting open-source code into its programs and op
[02:07] <Badtzmaru> so?
[02:07] <Badtzmaru> heh
[02:07] <Badtzmaru> MS isnt anti open source, they just arent open source themselvews
[02:07] <Rjx> well, the point is that they're openly criticisizing users of open source licen
[02:07] <Rjx> while at the same time integrating code under those licenses into their own sof
[02:08] <Badtzmaru> if they own the developer, there is no licensing issue
[02:08] <Rjx> wholly legal of course, just very hypocritical
[02:08] <Badtzmaru> 's how business is for better or worse
[02:08] <Rjx> GIFLIB was under the MIT license
[02:08] <Rjx> so assuming they preserved the copyright license of the original developer, he'
[02:09] <Badtzmaru> even better then!
[02:09] <Badtzmaru> its all silly wihtt he 50million licenses out there now
[02:10] <Rjx> "There are some new modern-day sort of communists who want to get rid of the in
[02:10] <Badtzmaru> I cant believe fscking rain woke me up
[02:10] <Rjx> i've always thought that was an awesome quote
[02:10] <Rjx> that must be some loud-ass rain
[02:11] <r3in> what did gates mean by that?
[02:12] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:12] <timmo> w2
[02:12] <poopy> timmo Temp 36F/2C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:13PM; high:(lower 70s) low:(
[02:14] <r3in> wow
[02:14] <r3in> anyone see google yet/
[02:14] <r3in> it appears they celebrate 420 as well
[02:14] <Kurin> http://www.lookatmebeingserious.com/
[02:14] <Kurin> I have been laughing at that
[02:14] <Kurin> for near 18 hours now
[02:17] <Kurin> That's a clip that needs a followup news post
[02:17] <Kurin> if ever there was one
[02:21] <matteh```> mornin'
[02:21] <Rjx> 'morning
[02:23] * matteh``` is now known as ScumFrog`
[02:24] <ScumFrog`> never doing that again
[02:24] <ScumFrog`> bars on a weeknight
[02:25] <ScumFrog`> with work in the morning. got in at 4am, up at 7:30am
[02:25] <ScumFrog`> and I feel like shit ;/
[02:25] <clark0r> yes
[02:25] <clark0r> that's a bad move
[02:26] * ScumFrog` is learning the hard way now :[
[02:27] <timmo> wuss
[02:27] <ScumFrog`> probably
[02:27] <Rjx> we can beat them forever and everrr
[02:27] <Rjx> OH WE CAN BE HEROESSSSSSSSS
[02:27] <Rjx> JUST FOR ONE DAY
[02:28] <ScumFrog`> heh, good song.
[02:33] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/71432_leoblanetoby2.jpg NOT SAFE FOR WORK
[02:36] <r3in> to click or not to click
[02:36] <r3in> that is not the question
[02:36] <Rjx> it's just toby maguire with a photoshopped shlong
[02:37] <Rjx> the more hilarious part was his reaction:
[02:37] <Rjx> Spider-Man (2002) star Tobey Maguire is contemplating suing after his photo app
[02:37] <Rjx> Maguire angrily denies that his genitalia are that big - and is investigating t
[02:37] <ScumFrog`> lol, what a tool
[02:37] <r3in> lmfao
[02:39] <r3in> akward moments in finns sex life
[02:39] <r3in> great
[02:41] <Kurin> hahaha
[02:44] <r3in> thanks Rjx i totally forgot about carnival
[02:44] <r3in> i want this on my wall http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/119234_beer.jpg
[02:48] <ScumFrog`> hehe, genious
[02:48] <ScumFrog`> I like the last one.
[03:06] <Thero> hmmm
[03:06] <Thero> if i were maguire i'd be like "i got some huge fucking balls man."
[03:08] <ScumFrog`> Feeeeewwwwlllss Goooooldd
[03:23] <Serena[T]> does anyone know where i can get that list of detainees at Guantanamo Bay
[03:23] <Thero> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Guantanamo_Bay_detainees
[03:24] <Serena[T]> thanks
[03:30] <r3in> i just remembered the best fps ever
[03:30] <r3in> Scarab
[03:30] <Serena[T]> i'm not familiar with it - why is it the best?
[03:31] <Rjx> better than wolvenstein? (remember: it let you eat dogfood)
[03:31] <r3in> well
[03:31] <r3in> its like mechwarriors in a way
[03:31] <Serena[T]> hmm
[03:31] <r3in> its a big arena with bots running around killing shit
[03:31] <Serena[T]> that can be fun
[03:32] <Serena[T]> i have a little motion sickness issue with fps type games
[03:32] <r3in> mix ut with mech warrior, add in some sweet effects - 10 years off current tec
[03:32] <r3in> that sucks
[03:32] <r3in> is it harsh/
[03:32] <r3in> ?
[03:32] <Rjx> Serena[T]: i had the same issue with the Xgl/compiz desktop for the first 2 day
[03:32] <r3in> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/45105_card.gif
[03:33] <Rjx> the windows wobble when you move them in response to how fast/hard they're trav
[03:33] <Serena[T]> i think the worst part is that is sort of sneaks up on me and i've got to
[03:33] <Serena[T]> oh man, that would be hard to deal with
[03:33] <Serena[T]> oh lol that's great r3in
[03:33] <Rjx> i rarely get motion sickness in cars anymore
[03:33] <Rjx> did get it majorly as a kid
[03:34] <Serena[T]> yeah i don't either - it used to be bad for me too
[03:34] <Rjx> r3in: i pasted that this morning
[03:34] <Serena[T]> thanks for the chuckle
[03:34] <Rjx> the original link
[03:34] <r3in> http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com/abandonware/pc/arcade_action/games_s_sh/s_
[03:34] <r3in> i must of missed ot
[03:34] <r3in> it
[03:34] <Rjx> amazed it came up on carnival so fast
[03:35] <Serena[T]> it's cause you've got the golden touch
[03:36] <Serena[T]> man there's nothing on tv this time of night
[03:38] <ScumFrog`> night?!
[03:38] <r3in> damnit
[03:38] <r3in> only home of the underdogs has scarab
[03:38] <r3in> and they cant host files anymore
[03:38] <Serena[T]> yes, night, though the sun has started coming up it's still very dark her
[03:39] <Serena[T]> hope you find it r3in
[03:39] <r3in> well
[03:39] <r3in> if i feel motivated
[03:39] <r3in> i could just find the disk
[03:40] <Serena[T]> hehe
[03:40] <Serena[T]> well, ok.. i'm gonna go lie back down - nice talking to you guys, as usua
[03:47] <FlaVouR> you say you're down on your knees
[04:10] <r3in> nice topic
[04:17] <r3in> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29
[04:21] <r3in> On many college campuses and in some public parks, on April 20th at 4:20PM, gr
[04:22] <metric> yay
[04:22] <metric> hitlers birthday
[04:22] <metric> lets get stoned
[04:22] <Twin> people seem to insist here that april 20th is bob marley's birthday
[04:23] <Twin> and they call me liars when he was born in february
[04:23] <Twin> -s +a
[04:23] <Twin> man
[04:24] <Twin> i fucked that sentence up
[04:24] <Twin> and they call me a liar when i say he was born in february
[04:24] <r3in> hmm
[04:25] <r3in> i can feel the floor shaking
[04:25] <Twin> that's called shock.
[04:25] <r3in> mabye i should turn the music down
[04:25] <r3in> its 5:25
[04:25] <Twin> if you can verify it's the speakers
[04:25] <Twin> then it's fine
[04:25] <r3in> well i live in a quadplex
[04:25] <Twin> if your speakers aren't causing an earthquake, they aren't loud enough
[04:25] <r3in> so the neighbors may not be too happy about it
[04:26] <Twin> if your headset isn't forcing your skull into a new shape, they aren't loud en
[04:27] <r3in> oh, i dont disagree
[04:28] * meffie is now known as mef
[04:28] <r3in> but my neighbors dont like being woken up in the late/early hours of the night
[04:28] <Twin> hm
[04:28] <Twin> you might have to wait like 30 minutes then
[04:28] <Twin> i think disturbing the peace charges stop at 6 am
[04:29] <r3in> hey, what type of clock does china use?
[04:29] <Twin> uh?
[04:29] <Twin> like 24/12?
[04:29] <r3in> no, is it the same as everywhere else?
[04:29] <r3in> like i know their years are different
[04:29] <Twin> as in do they make their clocks out of quartz? i'd assume so
[04:30] <Twin> it's hard to have a different set of numbers for a clock, as there are just ov
[04:31] <Rjx> an hour is arbitrary
[04:31] <jeek> Your mother is arbitrary.
[04:31] <Rjx> what if you divided the rotation into 10 equal parts
[04:31] <Rjx> there'd be exactly 10 in each rotation
[04:31] <Rjx> taddaa
[04:31] <jeek> Where's my +v, homie?
[04:32] <Twin> damn, i had a page that explained this really good for a project i had to do :
[04:32] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[04:32] <jeek> Rjx: Oh yeah? Well if you divided it into 5 equal parts, there'd be exactly *5
[04:32] <jeek> And that would satisfy the law of fives!
[04:32] <jeek> So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
[04:33] <Twin> there is like some measurement they use, to specifically say there are X hours
[04:33] <jeek> I've got a flesh dipstick that I can use to measure the X inches of the depth
[04:34] <Badtzmaru> holy hell
[04:34] <Badtzmaru> i totally just took a chunk out of my skull while shaving
[04:34] <Twin> dangerous
[04:34] * Twin confiscates badtz's razor
[04:34] <jeek> The trick is to be smarter than the razor. :/
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> i am smarter
[04:35] <Twin> i rarely cut myself when shaving :/
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> it just owned me
[04:35] <r3in> i wish i could use somthing other than a straightedge/electric
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> i havent in years
[04:35] <Twin> i tend to cut my upper lip more than i'd like.
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> this is a mach 3 sized strip of my noggin
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> heh
[04:35] <Badtzmaru> its bleeding like whao
[04:35] <Twin> but other than that, i could be like trying to remove all 7 layers of skin fro
[04:35] <Twin> and all underlying muscle
[04:36] <Twin> and the razor will refuse to cut me
[04:36] <r3in> then wtf are you doing sitting here
[04:36] <r3in> instead of stopping it from bleeding
[04:36] <Badtzmaru> doesnt even hurt, just bleeding like a sunbitch
[04:36] <Twin> well
[04:36] <Badtzmaru> i have bandage + pressure on it
[04:36] <Badtzmaru> i can type with one hand
[04:36] <Twin> you either need to bandage it and play the pity card with some ladies, say you
[04:37] <Twin> or go around with a huge scab on your head
[04:37] <Badtzmaru> this is going to be scab + scar
[04:37] <Twin> wounds don't scab when bandages are left on them :?
[04:37] <Badtzmaru> it will come off while im sleeping im sure
[04:39] <Twin> i meant like a real bandage
[04:39] <Twin> turban style
[04:39] <Badtzmaru> heh, i dont think we have any in the house
[04:39] <Badtzmaru> oh, its not that bad
[04:39] <Badtzmaru> ah wel.
[04:39] <Badtzmaru> last cig then sleep
[04:41] <r3in> peace m8
[04:44] <Twin> ffs. i'm retarded
[04:44] <Thuryn> agreed
[04:44] <Twin> my shell tells me when i have new mail
[04:44] <Twin> yet i open pine anyways
[04:45] <Thuryn> why are you using pine
[04:45] <Twin> is there something else i should be using in favor of?
[04:46] <Thuryn> depends. what kinda system is it?
[04:47] <Twin> unix
[04:47] <Thuryn> Twin i mean, is it linux on your machine or something else on some remote ma
[04:47] <Dirmanty1> CASINOS GIVE FREE MONEY - http://www.searchadv.com/search.php?aid=48957&q
[04:47] <Twin> remote unix :?
[04:48] <Twin> that's about all i can tell you, i actually know very little about the softwar
[04:48] <Thuryn> go to its command line and do: uname -a
[04:49] <Twin> it appers to be NetBSD
[04:49] <Twin> 2.1.0
[04:50] <Thuryn> can you tell from "netstat -a | less" or from 'ps -auxwww' if it's running a
[04:51] <Thuryn> because if it is, you could use evolution or outlook
[04:52] <Twin> it probably is, but i'm late, so i'll have to look closer later
[04:53] <Thuryn> lemme know if i can help
[04:54] <r3in> anyone know of a site explaining how to do network booting? i know you need a
[04:54] <r3in> acually,
[04:54] <r3in> no im not
[04:54] <Thuryn> pine is cool, as command-line clients go, but e-mail is one of the few thing
[04:54] <Thuryn> r3in, PXE?
[04:55] <Rjx> man, this is such a healthy lunch
[04:55] <Rjx> i don't know if i should be proud or ashamed
[04:55] <Thuryn> haggis?
[04:56] <Rjx> lettuce/jalapeno and cheese wrap, pack of snack-a-jacks (rice cakes) and a smal
[04:56] <Rjx> + green tea
[04:56] <Zera> hitlers bday today?
[04:56] <Thuryn> it's only fitting
[04:57] <r3in> how would that help Thuryn? the plan was to use the network card to boot, (thi
[04:57] <Thuryn> hitler was an addict
[04:57] <r3in> im trying to skip the linux part completely
[04:57] <Zera> he used IRC?
[04:57] <r3in> -l+*
[04:57] <Thuryn> r3in, PXE *is* a network boot "protocol"
[04:57] <Thuryn> but it's really just glorified BOOTP
[04:58] <r3in> when im done, this box should not haea hardrive
[04:58] <r3in> like, remember highschool networks?
[04:59] <Thuryn> heh. not every high school is built that way
[04:59] <Thuryn> but i know what you're talking about. diskless workstations
[04:59] <r3in> dead on
[04:59] <Thuryn> the NIC needs to have a boot ROM, which pulls an address using BOOTP
[04:59] <ExZippo> http://static.flickr.com/52/131602221_6455de3e1a.jpg
[04:59] <Thuryn> the BOOTP server also hands out params for a file server and the name of the
[05:00] <Rjx> r3in: you could boot from a CD
[05:00] <Rjx> if there's a cd drive
[05:00] <Thuryn> the NIC then pulls the boot image via TFTP into RAM and runs it
[05:00] <Tark-Work> hrm topic.. forgot star trek.
[05:00] <Tark-Work> fucking freud. forgot the columbine massacre.
[05:01] * Rjx changes topic to 'happy 420, hippies | happy birthday hitler, nazis | <Tark-Work&g
[05:01] <Tark-Work> poland :(
[05:02] <Tark-Work> anyhow, sulu turns 69 today
[05:02] <Tark-Work> that's why I said star trek :(
[05:02] <Thuryn> does he celebrate with a bong?
[05:02] <Tark-Work> maybe with a dong.
[05:03] <Thuryn> has anyone seen that site that shows how the pentagon couldn't possibly have
[05:03] <Thuryn> because, basically, where's the plane?
[05:04] <Rjx> i saw the flash animation that got pasted a billion times
[05:06] <Tark-Work> wholly fuck. all 19,000 people who attended the mavs (basketball) game l
[05:06] <Thuryn> "wholly"?
[05:06] <Tark-Work> or holy.
[05:06] <Tark-Work> whatever
[05:06] <Thuryn> is american airlines still in business
[05:06] <Thuryn> do they fly anywhere good?
[05:07] <Tark-Work> they're like..the only airline not in bankruptcy
[05:07] <Rjx> hold me close now tony danza
[05:07] <Tark-Work> stock is trading around 23-24, 52 week high at 29.
[05:07] <Tark-Work> Eagle makes a lot fo their profits as the industry turns more from big, l
[05:08] <Tark-Work> which makes sense, because as air travel costs got cheaper, people weren'
[05:09] <r3in> that makes sense, going to be a bit of work, but once done reading alot of sh
[05:09] <r3in> http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url=/library/en-us/remboot/html/
[05:11] * Tark-Work installs a boot server on |sili
[05:13] <r3in> apperently, well according to m$ atleast, you would have to use windows xp emb
[05:13] <r3in> i know thats not nescisarry though
[05:15] <Thuryn> well, if you were doing it with linux,
[05:15] <Thuryn> your boot image would have to be a kernel set up to build a RAM disk
[05:15] <Thuryn> then load a root filesystem image into that
[05:16] <r3in> thats basicly how windows does it too
[05:16] <Thuryn> i imagine that it takes Windows Embedded to do it properly
[05:17] <Thuryn> the only other thing i can imagine doing would be to have C: as a mapped dri
[05:17] <Thuryn> but unless you shut off virtual memory it would be PAINFULLY slow
[05:17] <Rjx> r3in: i missed the first part of this convo, what exactly are you trying to do
[05:17] <Thuryn> plus the fact that then you'd have to have a separate share for each worksta
[05:18] <r3in> rjx booting win2k via network
[05:19] <Josho> "m$"
[05:19] <Josho> cringe
[05:19] <Rjx> for what purpose
[05:19] <Thuryn> heh
[05:19] <ExZippo> http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5049/today3bl.gif
[05:19] <Rjx> microshaft micro$oft m$ m dollar sign
[05:20] <ExZippo> Macrosolid.
[05:20] <Thuryn> ExZippo, is that from married to the sea?
[05:20] <ExZippo> yes
[05:20] <ExZippo> <3
[05:20] <Thuryn> <3
[05:20] <Rjx> i'm not convinced microsoft is "evil"
[05:20] <Rjx> i'm absolutely certain that the people who work there are jerks however
[05:20] <Rjx> especially those in charge
[05:20] <Thuryn> software licensing is evil
[05:21] <Tark-Work> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_
[05:22] <r3in> the future of my windblows knowledge
[05:22] <Thuryn> a she-male CHICKEN?
[05:22] <Rjx> if it's one-in-10,000, it must actually happen fairly often
[05:22] <r3in> nice sunrise today
[05:22] * Thuryn vows to never eat at KFC again
[05:22] <Rjx> given the amount of chickens there must be
[05:23] <Thuryn> i'm really not liking that math, there, rjx ;[
[05:23] <Tark-Work> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8600434338873157287&q=grapes&pl=
[05:23] <ExZippo> One in a million chances happen all the time.
[05:23] <Rjx> According to the USDA growing the crops necessary to feed farmed animals requir
[05:23] <ExZippo> -Terry Pratchett
[05:24] <Rjx> also if you describe someone as "one in a million"
[05:24] <Rjx> you're pretty much telling them that there are roughly 6,000 people exactly lik
[05:24] <ExZippo> Yep
[05:24] <ExZippo> And "Plenty more fish in the sea" is an understatement.
[05:24] <Rjx> that paste above of mine
[05:24] <ExZippo> There's billions of fish
[05:24] <Tark-Work> unless you don't count .. n/m
[05:25] <Rjx> i knew that farm animals required a lot of resources
[05:25] <Rjx> but didn't think it was nearly that much
[05:25] <ExZippo> If you can't find a fish in the sea you are retarded.
[05:25] * Thuryn can't find the sea
[05:25] <Thuryn> i'm in missouri
[05:25] <Thuryn> we don't know what big water looks like
[05:25] <ExZippo> Rjx: something like 90% of farmable land in NZ is used to feed livestock.
[05:25] <r3in> why do they keep livestock in nz?
[05:25] <Rjx> what a huge waste
[05:26] <r3in> from what i hear the forests are overpopulated
[05:26] <ExZippo> Meat exports are one of our biggest exports
[05:26] <ExZippo> we only keep the Z-grade meat here
[05:26] <Tark-Work> if people stopped eating meat and drove their cars 5% less, the entire ec
[05:26] <ExZippo> all the good stuff goes to china, canada and england
[05:26] <r3in> since their were originally no mammals their,
[05:27] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, i drive my car 25% less
[05:27] <Thuryn> (since i got the bike)
[05:27] <ExZippo> I drive my car 100% less.
[05:27] <r3in> canada should rais the gas price to 1.50
[05:27] <ExZippo> (Since I sold it)
[05:27] <Tark-Work> Thuryn, I jerk off 25% more
[05:27] <r3in> and keep it their,
[05:27] <r3in> then when prices do really soar, they can keep it at a level rate
[05:27] <Rjx> A Cornell University ecologist states that "[a]nimal protein production require
[05:28] <r3in> wow
[05:28] <r3in> source?
[05:28] <Rjx> http://www.news.cornell.edu/releases/Aug97/livestock.hrs.html
[05:28] <ExZippo> Fuck that guy
[05:28] <Tark-Work> the ex-chairman of exxon just got a $400m retirement package. How the fu
[05:28] <ExZippo> Animals are there to TASTE DELICIOUS
[05:28] <Thuryn> that makes sense, though, since the animal is eating and processing the plan
[05:28] <Thuryn> some of which gets discarded and some of which gets used for life processes
[05:29] <laFunk> How is everybody this fine day?
[05:29] <Thuryn> then a lot of that animal is not meat
[05:29] <Rjx> to me vegetarianism is less of an issue about animal rights, and more of an iss
[05:29] <Thuryn> so more removed
[05:29] <Tark-Work> well yeah, fuck sustainability though
[05:29] <Thuryn> Rjx i was thinking along the lines of population control
[05:29] <ExZippo> If I wanted to save the planet I wouldn't be burning electricity using a co
[05:29] <Zera> that first aid Triage quest sucks ass monkeys
[05:29] <Rjx> well it makes sense, the point is that it doesn't provide significantly more pr
[05:29] <Tark-Work> we won't see the effects of what we're doing here now until long after al
[05:30] <Rjx> the problem isn't really the population
[05:30] <Thuryn> fewer people eat less meat
[05:30] <Thuryn> and consume less electricity
[05:30] <Thuryn> and burn less gasoline
[05:30] <Rjx> if you make electricity generated via renewable methods and cut down meat consu
[05:30] <Rjx> you get the same effect
[05:30] <Thuryn> and steal your potential girlfriends ;)
[05:31] <Rjx> although i'm not saying a smaller population is a bad idea
[05:31] <r3in> they could solve the problem by just manifacturing meat
[05:31] <Tark-Work> people eat less meat, the price of meat goes down. They must be eating s
[05:31] <ExZippo> All you need to do is have a decent solar collector on every house.
[05:31] <ExZippo> for power.
[05:31] <Tark-Work> so the price of grain would crash too, since it mostly gets fed to the me
[05:31] <Thuryn> Rjx, true, but those are still stopgap measures
[05:31] <ExZippo> There's a guy in NZ feeding the national grid with power from his house.
[05:31] <ExZippo> he gets money each month
[05:31] <ExZippo> for using power
[05:32] <Thuryn> sooner or later, we'll have to limit the population growth
[05:32] <Rjx> solar machinery is still extremely effective
[05:32] <Rjx> er
[05:32] <Rjx> expensive
[05:32] <Tark-Work> there's a law in texas where if you put more electricity back onto the gr
[05:32] <r3in> hmm
[05:32] <Thuryn> Tark-Work, a lot of places have laws like that
[05:32] <r3in> i wonder if they have that in alberta
[05:32] <Tark-Work> :/
[05:32] <ExZippo> Rjx: Yeah, but if they actualy diverted resources to refining it, we'd have
[05:32] <Tark-Work> good.
[05:32] <Rjx> aye
[05:32] <Rjx> well research is still being done to refine it
[05:33] <Rjx> hopefully it'll present a nice alternative
[05:33] <ExZippo> they need to build that solar halo they were talking about
[05:33] <Tark-Work> the best source of power is wind
[05:33] <ExZippo> Tark-Work: ahahahaha
[05:33] <Thuryn> photoelectric power sources are by far the best
[05:33] <ExZippo> hardly.
[05:33] <Rjx> i'd love to take a shot at building a small self-sustainable community
[05:33] <Rjx> with full food/electricty
[05:33] <ExZippo> Wind is ineficient
[05:33] <r3in> ExZippo how would they get the energy from space into earth?
[05:33] <Thuryn> from an efficiency standpoint
[05:33] <Tark-Work> the only problem is, all those windmills would slow down the wind
[05:33] <ExZippo> r3in: Space elevator.
[05:33] <Rjx> what
[05:33] <r3in> erm
[05:33] <r3in> impossible?
[05:33] <Tark-Work> when it comes to the mountains. it would change global weather patterns
[05:34] <ExZippo> Or they could beam it down an infared beam.
[05:34] <r3in> i could kindof see that
[05:34] <r3in> why not a shit load of lenses?
[05:34] <Rjx> as long as you have the process of purification down, using byproducts to gener
[05:34] <Thuryn> they could use a modulated tachyon pulse and run in through a phase inverter
[05:34] <Rjx> some train networks in sweden are being powered by biogas
[05:34] <Rjx> generated from farming waste
[05:35] <r3in> make a huge beam of light heading towards the earth concentrated
[05:35] <ExZippo> Rjx: You see the Kiwi earthrace boat?
[05:35] <Rjx> Thuryn: as long as you reverse the polarity first
[05:35] <r3in> nvm america would try to use it as a weapon
[05:35] <Rjx> i didn't ExZippo
[05:35] <ExZippo> Rjx: Lemmy find a link
[05:35] <Thuryn> Rjx, yeah, and you'd have to monitor the field coils manually
[05:35] <Thuryn> fuckers are twitchy
[05:36] <ExZippo> DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS
[05:36] <Thuryn> r3in, for that to work, it would have to hang in orbit between the earth and
[05:36] <Thuryn> but the earth rotates
[05:36] <ExZippo> Rjx: http://www.earthrace.net/view.asp?websection=17
[05:36] <Thuryn> so it would burn a line in a grand circle around the planet
[05:36] <ExZippo> Boat run totaly on biodeisel
[05:36] <Rjx> i've always wondered if there's any material that can be turned back into liqui
[05:36] <ExZippo> doing a round the world
[05:37] <Thuryn> Rjx fat
[05:37] <Rjx> i mean that'd be a great way to have a central volume of liquid, and a set of m
[05:37] <Rjx> whenever you have a shortage, you can produce more of an object
[05:37] <Rjx> plates, utensils, whatever
[05:37] <Rjx> when you don't need them anymore
[05:37] <Rjx> put them back into the resevoir
[05:37] <Thuryn> ew
[05:37] <Thuryn> "for all i know, this fork used to be someone's dildo"
[05:38] <Rjx> well you'd have one for your own house
[05:38] <Rjx> so it'd probably be YOUR dildo
[05:38] <Thuryn> in that case
[05:38] <Thuryn> double-ew
[05:38] <ExZippo> http://www.nzine.co.nz/features/earthrace.html
[05:38] <ExZippo> The boat is to be fuelled with 100% biodiesel, a fuel made from renewable s
[05:38] <ExZippo> hahaha
[05:38] <ExZippo> made from rape.
[05:38] <Thuryn> as opposed to double-ewe, which is either a letter, or a double date for Rol
[05:38] <ExZippo> that's just funny.
[05:39] <Rjx> haha
[05:39] <ExZippo> Hear that?
[05:39] <ExZippo> You can make deisel from rape
[05:39] <Rjx> let me get my lead pipe
[05:39] <Thuryn> "i'm helping to save the planet!"
[05:39] <Rjx> so we can save mother earth
[05:39] <Thuryn> "you know you're a Green party bitch now!"
[05:40] <Thuryn> "take one for mother earth"
[05:40] <Thuryn> and on that note...
[05:40] <Rjx> i'm about to head out for my daily walk
[05:41] <ExZippo> Labelled '420', the 420ml bottle resembling a lava lamp is targeted at the
[05:41] <ExZippo> :420:
[05:41] <ExZippo> PS: It's water
[05:41] <ExZippo> :(
[05:45] <ExZippo> Rjx: Did you hear about the chinese student that was murdered here?
[05:45] <ExZippo> http://stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3643145a10,00.html
[05:46] <ExZippo> The body of Chinese teenager, Wan Biao, 19, was stuffed into a suitcase whi
[05:48] <ExZippo> "People who use it are just blown away," said Steve Rhodes, president of Si
[05:48] <ExZippo> "The Iraq war ... was kind of a boom for our company."
[05:50] <Kurin> calc 8000000 NZD in USD
[05:50] <ExZippo> "Rat-tailed maggots, every bit as ugly as they sound, have been popping out
[05:51] <mef> 420 BONG TOKE PARTY WEED BOB MARLEY SPLIFF CHEEBA TOKE BONG MARLEY JOINT WE$D Y
[05:51] <ExZippo> How nice for you.
[05:59] <metric> 4/20
[05:59] <metric> 88
[05:59] <metric> 14 words
[05:59] <metric> TSWRA
[06:11] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:29] <Rjx> back
[06:29] <Tark-Work> eew fuck rat tail maggots
[06:30] <Tark-Work> google is dressed up for 4/20
[06:30] <Rjx> birthday of Joan Miró
[06:31] <|sili> it's also Hitler's birthday
[06:31] <Rjx> calc 28000 GBP in USD
[06:32] <|sili> the anniversary of the OK city bombing
[06:32] <|sili> and Waco
[06:34] <terminal> and my parents anniversary
[06:37] <ScumFrog`> god damn it photoshop
[06:38] <ScumFrog`> tho shalt not crash >:(
[06:38] <metric> gates 3.16 ?
[06:40] <ScumFrog`> hehe, something like that.
[06:45] <TMH_> hello what is up
[06:45] <Rjx> average bagel price, surprisingly
[06:46] <TMH_> excellent
[06:46] <TMH_> I don't think I've ever eaten a bagel
[06:46] <TMH_> another victory for tmh
[06:51] <r3in> you know, their has to be a better way to cook food
[06:51] <r3in> it should take as long as it takes to eat it to cook it
[06:51] <r3in> not 20 + mins
[06:54] <r3in> http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2006/04/20/caledonia-protest060420.htm
[06:55] <TMH_> microwave
[06:57] <Spidey`> w 28215
[06:57] <Spidey`> w2
[06:58] <poopy> Spidey` Temp 56.4F/13.6C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Patches of Fog; Sunset 7:59PM
[06:59] <Kurin> cc sa
[06:59] <Kurin> !cc sa
[06:59] <Kurin> FINE
[07:00] <fen1x> heh
[07:01] <fen1x> saudi?
[07:02] <r3in> nice
[07:02] <r3in> nepal is going to hell
[07:10] <GerbilWrk> what are the odds shotgunning a redbull or two will lead to cardiac arres
[07:11] <r3in> very slim
[07:11] <r3in> ive done it many times before
[07:11] <r3in> my record is 7
[07:11] <GerbilWrk> good to know
[07:11] <r3in> i started an eight one but it made me puke
[07:11] <r3in> why?
[07:13] <GerbilWrk> because i'm not quite awake, and i was wondering how quickly a redbull co
[07:13] <GerbilWrk> also, |sili, you around?
[07:14] <|sili> yeah
[07:15] <GerbilWrk> quick question in regards to your Internet connection sharing comment yes
[07:15] <GerbilWrk> *yesterday
[07:16] <GerbilWrk> boss man wants to setup his laptop on the road to connect with the T-Mobi
[07:16] <GerbilWrk> sound do-able?
[07:16] <|sili> yeah
[07:16] <|sili> just share the card
[07:16] <|sili> and have something plugged into the 10/100 slot
[07:16] <|sili> and turn on ICS
[07:16] <|sili> bam
[07:17] <GerbilWrk> figured it would be easy
[07:18] <|sili> it really is
[07:18] <GerbilWrk> :(
[07:18] <|sili> I made $25 yesterday
[07:18] <|sili> :D
[07:18] <GerbilWrk> Nothing like an exploding Dr Pepper to start off the day
[07:19] <GerbilWrk> all over yesterdays notes too :(
[07:20] <Tark-Work> <GerbilWrk> Nothing like an exploding HAIRY MAN COCK to start off t
[07:20] <Tark-Work> Gerbil, you ever drink the Dr. Pepper made with the cane sugar?
[07:20] <GerbilWrk> nope
[07:20] <Tark-Work> comes in the little 6oz bottles, costs about 5 bucks?
[07:20] <Tark-Work> it's better
[07:20] <GerbilWrk> and you leave my masturbatory habits out of this
[07:21] <GerbilWrk> i imagine for $5 it had better be better
[07:21] <Tark-Work> !mitch
[07:21] <GerbilWrk> Man. I went to the doctor the other day. All this guy did was suck blood
[07:22] <Tark-Work> wtf am I doing
[07:22] <Tark-Work> calc (140*2*4.8*1.732)/1000
[07:23] <Tark-Work> .calc (140*2*4.8*1.732)/1000
[07:23] <Tark-Work> what the deuce
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> 2.327808
[07:25] <Tark-Work> thnxor
[07:25] <Tark-Work> that's voltage drop :(
[07:25] <Tark-Work> one of a thousand things I had to learn for my job that I wish I didn't k
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> yeah, the 100 IP addresses i know for servers and customers I wish i coul
[07:27] <Josho> you want voltage drop?
[07:28] <Josho> http://sfasoft.com/calc
[07:29] <Tark-Work> I have the formula on a posty :(
[07:29] <Tark-Work> why the calc no work :(
[07:31] <Josho> are you solving for kva?
[07:39] * dekkon changes topic to 'happy 420, you fucking criminals | happy birthday hitler, nazis
[07:40] <dekkon> !mitch
[07:40] <GerbilWrk> I would imagine if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would dr
[07:41] <dekkon> !mitch
[07:41] <GerbilWrk> I was in a movie recently. I had a small cameo with Peter Frampton. We ha
[07:43] <dekkon> !mitch
[07:43] <GerbilWrk> I was gonna stay over at my friend's house. She says "You're gonna have t
[07:46] <dekkon> !mitch
[07:46] <GerbilWrk> Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping som
[07:52] <jeek> !jeek
[07:52] <jeek> :(
[07:58] <r3in> i think my cats telling me somthing
[07:58] <Serena[T]> hope it's not to kill something
[07:59] <Serena[T]> or.. someone
[07:59] <r3in> i was playing harmonica and i turned around just in time for it to see it jump
[07:59] <Serena[T]> lol did you duck?
[08:00] <r3in> no
[08:00] <Serena[T]> hmm.. cat attacks can be dangerous
[08:00] <r3in> i was 'cool, my cats jumping at me'
[08:00] <r3in> err, at somthing,
[08:00] <r3in> then, omg my head
[08:00] <Serena[T]> was there something interesting hanging on your head or something?
[08:01] <Serena[T]> like, my cat goes for string of any sort
[08:01] <r3in> i think the harmonica made her mad
[08:01] <Absolute> Joins: MKeeS (KeeS@kablenet.hu)
[08:01] <Absolute> new effnet bot
[08:01] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[08:01] <Serena[T]> wires, shoelaces, etc.
[08:01] <r3in> yeah
[08:01] <r3in> that would make sense
[08:01] <Spidey`> dogs > cats
[08:01] <Spidey`> :x
[08:01] * Serena[T] shakes her fist at Spidey`
[08:02] <Spidey`> ;[
[08:02] <r3in> dont you mean dogs < cats?
[08:02] <Spidey`> no
[08:02] <Serena[T]> aww, didn't mean to make you sad
[08:02] <Spidey`> cats are stupid
[08:02] <Spidey`> they dont do shit
[08:02] <Spidey`> my dog is 12 years old and still acts like a puppy, plays, does tricks!
[08:03] <mef> woot http://www.hammacher.com/publish/72824.asp
[08:03] <r3in> my cat does tricks, and is trained like a dog
[08:03] <Spidey`> trained to poop in a box, that's probably it :x
[08:03] <Serena[T]> your cat jumps at your head
[08:03] <Serena[T]> hehe
[08:03] <r3in> lmao
[08:03] <r3in> good point
[08:03] <Spidey`> yeah if i could train a cat to jump at people's heads
[08:03] <Serena[T]> mine plays fetch but that's about it
[08:03] <Spidey`> then i might consider having one around
[08:03] <Rjx> so there was this newspaper story
[08:04] <Serena[T]> Spidey`: attack cat?
[08:04] <r3in> the one i posteD?
[08:04] <r3in> lady has 96 cats?
[08:04] <Rjx> about a woman talking about a german prisoner of war who was allowed to work fo
[08:04] <Rjx> and was allowed to return home in 1946
[08:04] <Spidey`> Serena[T]: indeed :]
[08:04] <r3in> what happened to him?
[08:04] <Rjx> she said he seemed like a really nice fellow until the flowers came up in sprin
[08:05] <Serena[T]> heh
[08:05] <r3in> smooth
[08:06] <Spidey`> i would declaw it though
[08:06] <Spidey`> obviously
[08:06] <dekkon> fuck yeah
[08:06] <Serena[T]> that's really cruel
[08:06] <r3in> why?
[08:06] <Spidey`> so it could bat people's faces
[08:06] <Serena[T]> i need one of those tissue incinerators
[08:07] <dekkon> hospital called and they want me to come in for an interview tomorrow
[08:07] <Spidey`> and not do any damage
[08:07] <r3in> mines not declawed
[08:07] <Spidey`> D:
[08:07] <Serena[T]> neither is mine
[08:07] <r3in> i love it
[08:07] <Serena[T]> and i rarely get scratched
[08:07] <r3in> my friends hate cats
[08:07] <r3in> so when they try to abuse her
[08:07] <r3in> she kicks their ass
[08:08] <Spidey`> haha
[08:08] <Spidey`> my grandparents had a siamese when i was little
[08:08] <Spidey`> that thing always fucked me up
[08:08] <Serena[T]> is that why you don't like cats?
[08:08] <Spidey`> but i probably deserved it
[08:08] <Spidey`> possibly
[08:08] <r3in> lmao
[08:08] <mef> hell yeah http://www.clevergear.com/website/store/product_detail.asp?item_no=53
[08:08] <Spidey`> mainly because they are boring though
[08:08] <FlaVouR> don't fuck with pussy man - you'll lose
[08:09] <r3in> what are you doing at the hospital?
[08:09] <r3in> reception? or are you a nurse/doc?
[08:09] <Serena[T]> i'm a little afraid of Dr. dekkon
[08:09] <Josho> fdude
[08:09] <Josho> i can't get php to compile
[08:09] <Josho> AT ALL
[08:09] <Josho> WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG
[08:10] <Rjx> what error messages is it outputting
[08:10] <FlaVouR> dekkon is gonna be one of those BIG ass nurses who administer B12 shots wit
[08:13] <FlaVouR> or not
[08:13] <r3in> hmm
[08:13] <r3in> can you make me coctails dekkon?
[08:14] <lude> Josho: maybe if you were such a newbie
[08:15] <Josho> i believe you tried to say weren't
[08:15] <r3in> were such a newbie?
[08:15] <Josho> you insult failed, sir
[08:15] <Josho> your*
[08:15] * lude winks
[08:15] <Rjx> your counterinsult failde, sir
[08:15] <r3in> your wtf ever it was failed sir
[08:15] <lude> what the fuck is wrong with everyone today
[08:15] <DigDug> and for the record, declawing cats is really fucking cruel
[08:15] <Josho> today is fucking failure day
[08:16] <lude> apparently
[08:16] <Josho> rg is so depressed she called in sick and is sleeping still
[08:16] <lude> Josho: did you get it to compile?
[08:16] <lude> you want a hand
[08:16] <r3in> okay
[08:16] <Josho> /usr/local/include/php-5.1.2/ext/libxml/libxml.c:43:28: libxml/xmlsave.h: No
[08:16] <r3in> its 0930
[08:16] <lude> what O/S ?
[08:16] <Rjx> what's she depressed about
[08:16] <DigDug> josho, it is 11:17 and no phone call yet ;[
[08:16] <Josho> i mean i rule the php
[08:16] <Josho> eek
[08:16] <DigDug> at 11:25 i am turning off my phone
[08:16] <r3in> i better goto bed
[08:16] <Josho> Darwin x.mykoala.com 7.9.0 Darwin Kernel Version 7.9.0: Wed Mar 30 20:11:17 P
[08:16] <DigDug> or at least putting it on silent
[08:16] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[08:17] <Josho> i'd call
[08:17] <DigDug> and not turning it back on until 12:30
[08:17] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[08:17] <poopy> r3in Temp 46F/8C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:47PM;
[08:17] <lude> you need the libxml-devel package installed
[08:17] <DigDug> i don't have their freaking number
[08:17] <Josho> or email at least
[08:17] <lude> via fink or w/e
[08:17] <DigDug> otherwise i would've called at :10
[08:17] <DigDug> email is good
[08:17] <Josho> i have libxml2 via fink
[08:17] <Josho> it'll compile with it
[08:17] <Josho> and then when it gets down to doing the xml shit, just straight xml and not l
[08:17] <lude> looks like it's missing the -devel sect
[08:17] <Josho> it fails
[08:17] <Josho> i'm not even aware of -devel
[08:17] <lude> header files mainly
[08:17] <Josho> this is from the php release
[08:17] <Josho> straight from it
[08:18] <Josho> it's supposed to come with some shit, apparently
[08:18] <Josho> and it's not there
[08:18] <lude> /usr/include/libxml2/libxml/xmlsave.h
[08:18] <lude> no no no
[08:18] <lude> it's a system include file
[08:18] <lude> that comes with libxml2
[08:18] <Josho> check it
[08:18] <lude> see what i pasted
[08:18] <lude> that's part of the libxml2 package
[08:18] <Josho> /sw/include/libxml2/libxml/libsave.h
[08:18] <lude> can you fink install libxml2-devel
[08:18] <DigDug> Christian,\n It looks like you weren't able to call me, so let's reschedule
[08:18] <DigDug> how is that?
[08:18] <DigDug> i need a better way to word it
[08:18] <Josho> that's with fink install libxml
[08:19] <Josho> AND
[08:19] <mef> buyin' http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2117534
[08:19] <Josho> i have identical configs with my box here
[08:19] <lude> okay
[08:19] <DigDug> you're buying dicks, mef?
[08:19] <Josho> and php 5.1.2 is rocking fine
[08:19] <FlaVouR> DigDug how about FUCK SAKES!! YOU STOOD ME UP AGAIN!!
[08:19] <lude> then you need to have gcc -I/sw/include
[08:19] <DigDug> FlaVouR: nah
[08:19] <lude> it's not looking in the right path for includes
[08:19] <Josho> yeah, that's what i was going to try next
[08:19] <Josho> but!
[08:19] <Josho> i copied all of that over to the php dir just to be lazy
[08:19] <Josho> and it still fails later on for some xml shit
[08:20] <Josho> i'll throw down the flags and see if it helps at all
[08:20] <Josho> i'm betting it'll do the same
[08:20] <Josho> i'll see if the -devel thing exists just out of curiosity
[08:20] <DigDug> fuck.
[08:20] <Josho> negative
[08:20] <DigDug> fuck, he just called and i had no reception
[08:21] <DigDug> and it's 11:20
[08:21] <DigDug> and fuck
[08:21] <FlaVouR> DigDug who is this cat?
[08:21] <FlaVouR> why cant you SMS him?
[08:22] <Serena[T]> wheee, i've got ethereal running :)
[08:23] <r3in> anyone have the oldschool graal (free zelda) client?
[08:23] <r3in> the free version?
[08:23] <Rjx> i hate that quit message;[ i thought it died years ago
[08:23] <r3in> ./server
[08:23] <FlaVouR> ./server -m
[08:23] <r3in> i tried to type free version/server
[08:23] <r3in> but i just typed /server
[08:23] <r3in> =/
[08:23] <Rjx> url abandonware graal
[08:23] <mef> brutal
[08:24] * FlaVouR hands r3in his sign
[08:24] <r3in> .url abandonware graal
[08:24] <Tubbee> http://www.abandonware-forums.org/printthread.php?t=22542
[08:25] <r3in> i just discovered my keyboard had a browser start key
[08:25] <r3in> after a year of having it
[08:25] <FlaVouR> it prolly has a hot stask bar rolly thing too
[08:25] <r3in> ive always been wondering why some shit comes up without me telling to
[08:25] <FlaVouR> heh
[08:26] <r3in> wow
[08:26] <r3in> that lik is useless
[08:27] <r3in> i wish i could read
[08:27] <FlaVouR> http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HL/KS/NS/KY/GYEZEUKSYRGF.jpg
[08:27] <FlaVouR> Ineed one of those
[08:27] <r3in> french
[08:27] <Zera> hehehe...gotta love messing with the #catholic chan
[08:29] <FlaVouR> zera :)
[08:30] <Zera> its humerous
[08:30] <Josho> compile flag doesn't work
[08:30] <Josho> same shit
[08:30] <Josho> --with-libxml-dir doesn't work
[08:30] <Josho> same shit
[08:30] <Josho> so i've softlinked it to the libxml2 dir, it's compiling
[08:30] <Josho> but it'll fail later on
[08:30] <Josho> i'll paste the msg
[08:31] <Josho> maybe someone knows better
[08:32] <dekkon> .link http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/20/health/20psych.html?ex=1303185600&en
[08:32] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.nytimes.com/2006/04/20/health/20psych.html?ex=1303185600&
[08:32] <Rjx> SURPRISE!
[08:35] <dekkon> SUPPLIES!
[08:36] * FlaVouR jumps out the cupboard dressed as a chinese man
[08:36] <FlaVouR> SUPPLIES!!
[08:36] <FlaVouR> *hangs head in shame*
[08:36] <Rjx> seppuku time
[08:44] <issuez> w2
[08:44] <poopy> issuez Temp 46F/8C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:44PM; high:(mid 60s to lowe
[08:45] <Zera> w2
[08:45] <poopy> Zera not found
[08:45] <Zera> i dont exist!
[08:47] <FlaVouR> w2
[08:47] <poopy> FlaVouR Temp 66F/19C; Wind 9mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 5:46PMSAST;
[08:47] <Josho> http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3065/gdedg0nu.png
[08:48] <Josho> compiles fine, gets up to that point, pukes
[08:48] <Josho> any insight appreciated
[08:48] <Josho> this is on a production box
[08:48] <Josho> and i *need* that ver to be working
[08:48] <FlaVouR> have you compiled that SAME code before from the same tarball?
[08:48] <Josho> yessir
[08:48] <Josho> locally
[08:49] <Josho> my local box is the dev box
[08:49] <Josho> it's identical
[08:49] <Josho> php5.1.2 rocking on it just ifne
[08:49] <FlaVouR> hardware too?
[08:49] <Josho> it's close enough
[08:49] <FlaVouR> hmm
[08:49] <Josho> dual 2ghz vs dual 2.5ghz
[08:49] <Josho> the os is different
[08:49] <Josho> 10.3 and 10.4
[08:49] <Workdug> josho just created a new word, ifine
[08:50] <Josho> www.iFine.com
[08:50] <FlaVouR> cos it looks like compat.c is written shitly
[08:50] <Workdug> the more you wait...the more you lose
[08:50] <Josho> fuckers
[08:50] <Josho> Bilingual Specialist in English & Korean
[08:50] <Josho> of course it has to be korean
[08:50] <FlaVouR> judging from the error
[08:51] <Josho> it's something different than shitty code
[08:51] <Josho> i mean it's a php release
[08:51] <Rjx> 5.1.2 compile choked on my machine at least once
[08:51] <Josho> i don't understand why i'm the only one getting compile errors straight out o
[08:51] <Rjx> i can't remember what fixed it
[08:51] <Josho> this is some fucked up xml prolem
[08:52] <r3in> for some reason thinking of dr.dekkon makes me think of dr.mario
[08:52] <r3in> and that scares the hell out of me
[08:52] <dekkon> ;[
[08:52] <Josho> i tgz'd what i have here
[08:52] <Josho> i'm just going to scp it over and then try a make install
[08:52] <Josho> maybe through some magic it'll work
[08:53] <r3in> its now 0952 om
[08:53] <r3in> its time for bed
[08:55] * pith is now known as pith|afk
[08:55] <Workdug> ugh, depression ;[
[08:56] <FlaVouR> is a fundimental state of mind
[08:57] <FlaVouR> it doesnt really matter how my day has turned out
[08:57] <SymmV6> sup
[08:57] <FlaVouR> SymmV6
[08:57] <Josho> FUCEHFJEFHEJFHJE
[08:57] <Josho> WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM
[08:57] <Workdug> YOU! YOU'RE THE FUCKING PROBLEM!
[08:57] <Josho> JESUS CHRIST
[08:57] <Josho> WHAT IN THE FUCK
[08:57] <Josho> IS THE DEAL
[08:57] <Workdug> you don't know how to do anything!
[08:58] <SymmV6> ummm
[08:58] * Workdug is now known as RejectDug
[08:58] * RejectDug is now known as Rejecdug
[08:58] <FlaVouR> duuude
[08:59] <SymmV6> heh okkkk
[08:59] <FlaVouR> chillax
[08:59] <SymmV6> like, chill, its fuckin irc :p
[08:59] <SymmV6> heh, my gawd, I had someone bitch to me today that there was a problem with
[08:59] <SymmV6> saying it was making network admins lazy because they never had to think abo
[08:59] <SymmV6> because what was the point when they had so much bandwidth
[09:00] <Rjx> sounds like its time to fire some network admins
[09:00] <jeek> Keep costs down?
[09:01] <SymmV6> jeek, heh, we're talking about nrens that have massives of bandwidth
[09:01] <SymmV6> on the european networks
[09:01] <SymmV6> where they have 10gig networks, and in some cases 40gig networks
[09:02] <Rejecdug> oh, fuck
[09:02] <Rejecdug> dammit
[09:02] <Rejecdug> i forgot to schedule a uat refresh too
[09:03] <|Gorre|2k> wewt
[09:03] <|Gorre|2k> 8Mbit :D
[09:03] * |Gorre|2k dances
[09:03] <Rejecdug> fuckkkkkkkk
[09:08] <dekkon> who rejected you
[09:09] <Rejecdug> google
[09:10] <Rejecdug> now that the process is over, i can talk about it without fearing jynxdom
[09:10] <dekkon> ?
[09:11] <Rejecdug> phone interview
[09:12] <dekkon> oh
[09:12] <dekkon> :[
[09:14] <FlaVouR> Rejecdug ouch dude ..
[09:15] <Rejecdug> "sorry, you're not smart enough"
[09:15] <FlaVouR> he told you that?
[09:16] <Rejecdug> haha no
[09:16] <FlaVouR> was gonna say
[09:16] <Rejecdug> i just didn't have enough automated testing experience
[09:16] <dekkon> you need to exact your revenge by making the google killer
[09:16] <FlaVouR> where does he live I'll go and hand him his ass on a plate
[09:16] <D4rg0n_Th> where ya work at now Rejecdug?
[09:16] * D4rg0n_Th is now known as D4rg0n`
[09:16] <dekkon> commies 'r' us
[09:16] <Rejecdug> D4rg0n_Th: a bank
[09:17] <D4rg0n`> i work in hell
[09:17] <D4rg0n`> but they call it pizza hut
[09:17] <dekkon> hopefully tomorrow my interview at the hospital will be good and ill get hir
[09:17] <Rejecdug> haha someone else in this channel used to work at pizza hut until recently
[09:17] <jeek> I have several friends that work there.
[09:17] <dekkon> PIZZA CUTTER HANDS
[09:17] <jeek> They could never figure out why I was always broke when I made so much money c
[09:17] <Rjx> i will feel you down ever so softly with my pizza cutter hands
[09:18] <D4rg0n`> we dont use pizza cutters o.o
[09:18] <jeek> Until they started at Pizza Hut and saw how much pizza I was ordering.
[09:18] <D4rg0n`> we use big giant rocker knives
[09:18] <D4rg0n`> and were franchise
[09:19] <D4rg0n`> and our bitch owners never buy us new stuff
[09:19] <dekkon> i used to do delivery for an independant pizza place
[09:19] <dekkon> shit rocked
[09:20] <dekkon> company vehicle with gas paid
[09:20] <Rejecdug> rocker knives > round pizza cutters
[09:20] <Rejecdug> whoa dekkon
[09:20] <Rejecdug> that's awesome
[09:20] <Rejecdug> that's almost like snow crash, am i rite?
[09:20] <D4rg0n`> we charge 2 dollars for delivery, and the driver only gets 1.25
[09:20] <Rejecdug> hiro protagonist
[09:20] <dekkon> im wqearing my "communist party" shirt in your honor
[09:20] <D4rg0n`> wtf did the company do to deserve there .75?
[09:21] <Rjx> brought in the customers?
[09:21] <Rjx> made the pizza?
[09:21] <dekkon> paid the pills
[09:21] <dekkon> bills
[09:21] <Rjx> maintained the order system?
[09:21] <D4rg0n`> thats what they get the 15.99 for a pizza, for
[09:21] <Rjx> are you in the US
[09:21] <D4rg0n`> they wont even buy us a new order system, our shit is old as hell
[09:21] <D4rg0n`> yeah Rjx
[09:21] <D4rg0n`> ohio
[09:22] <Rjx> well the drivers get tips anyway don't they?
[09:22] <dekkon> unless the customer is an asshole
[09:22] <Rjx> yeah
[09:22] <dekkon> i always tip like at least $4
[09:22] <D4rg0n`> not much, when we already charge for delivery
[09:22] <dekkon> more if i have it
[09:26] <Josho> dear christ
[09:26] <Josho> it compiled
[09:26] <Rejecdug> one time dekkon tipped a pizza delivery guy $200,000
[09:26] <Josho> turns out the libxml from fink just fucking sucks
[09:26] <Rejecdug> and had to file for bankruptcy
[09:26] <Josho> err, rather
[09:26] <Josho> the one from apple
[09:26] <Josho> so i nuked it and softlinked the one from fink
[09:27] <Josho> even with compile flags, the /usr/local had precedence
[09:27] <Josho> /usr/include even had precedence over /se
[09:27] <Josho> sw*
[09:27] <Rejecdug> should've used windows -=x
[09:27] <live> its al sleet, your hippy dippy weather man with all your hippy dippy weather,
[09:28] <D4rg0n`> what didja compile Josho?
[09:28] <Josho> i will destroy you, pen
[09:28] <Josho> php
[09:28] <Josho> also, google logo today is hot
[09:28] * ScumFrog` is now known as ScumFrog[
[09:28] <live> tonights forcast? Dark
[09:29] <live> Continued dark tonight, turning in to scattered light in the morning
[09:29] * ScumFrog[ is now known as Sc-Fr`Wor
[09:29] * Sc-Fr`Wor is now known as ScumFrog`
[09:29] <ScumFrog`> bleh :/
[09:30] <Josho> take that shit, lude
[09:30] * Josho is now known as csqrl
[09:30] <michael`> joan miro is the shite
[09:31] <csqrl> word
[09:31] <csqrl> the google logo is a great representation of his work
[09:31] <csqrl> i am impressed
[09:32] <GerbilWrk> did you doubt Google's ability to do so?
[09:32] <FlaVouR> google is all pwerful
[09:32] <FlaVouR> even without the o
[09:34] <GerbilWrk> I do wish their calendar would sync with outlook however, that would be g
[09:34] <GerbilWrk> outlook or my pda
[09:34] <michael`> Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy
[09:34] <michael`> http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyi
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> "One woman, who professed no desire to pose for Playboy, said Baylor offi
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> nice response
[09:36] <FlaVouR> Baylor, known for its conservative outlook, did not allow dancing on campus
[09:36] <jeek> KILL WHITEY
[09:37] <FlaVouR> WORD!
[09:37] <FlaVouR> HONKEY!
[09:37] <csqrl> outlook needs to support the format
[09:38] <csqrl> ical supports that glorious format
[09:38] <csqrl> forgot what it is, just basic xml though
[09:38] <Rejecdug> the format?
[09:38] <GerbilWrk> outlook supports csv, thus, it can support everything
[09:38] <csqrl> csv is so fucking stupid
[09:38] <csqrl> god i hate csv
[09:38] <GerbilWrk> agreed
[09:38] <GerbilWrk> i exported my calendar, and it couldn't do recurring appointments, so it
[09:39] <GerbilWrk> so my nice 200MB outlook export for the next 20 years sucked
[09:39] <GerbilWrk> *outlook calendar
[09:39] <csqrl> haha
[09:39] <csqrl> iCal really is sweet
[09:39] <GerbilWrk> but since the API has been released it'll be done soon
[09:39] <csqrl> every calendar online emulates it
[09:39] <Rejecdug> oh
[09:39] <Rejecdug> yeah
[09:39] <csqrl> especiallt 30boxes
[09:40] <csqrl> mac apps <3
[09:40] <michael`> Apple's Profit Jumps as Intel's Plunges
[09:40] <michael`> IPod, Mac Sales Drive 41 Percent Earnings Growth
[09:41] <Rejecdug> there were build errors. continue?
[09:42] <michael`> http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc2445.html
[09:42] <michael`> icalendar format
[09:44] <GerbilWrk> actually, Outlook can import an iCalendar or vCalendar file
[09:44] * FlaVouR rubs up against ical
[09:44] <michael`> A recent survey by research firm SG Cowen & Co. found that interest in the
[09:45] <csqrl> <- trend setter
[09:45] <csqrl> you all laughed at me years ago
[09:45] <csqrl> but my vision is truth
[09:45] <csqrl> shit even var is considering it now
[09:45] <pinin> <- still hates macs
[09:45] <pinin> afk
[09:45] <csqrl> you'll come around, baby
[09:45] <csqrl> give it time
[09:45] <csqrl> the josh is always right
[09:45] <Rjx> macs are stupid
[09:45] <GerbilWrk> in reality it would do all of my every day work, but there are certain th
[09:45] <csqrl> you people must understand this
[09:45] <michael`> at christine's school
[09:46] <Rjx> why does it only have one button on the mouse???
[09:46] <michael`> it's unbelievable
[09:46] <Rjx> they are ripping u off!!!!111
[09:46] <Rjx> </digg>
[09:46] <michael`> they have a library full of macs
[09:46] <GerbilWrk> they steal a button from you? WTF?!
[09:46] <michael`> and they boot only mac os from the hard drive
[09:46] <michael`> if that
[09:46] <csqrl> i need to set up a mac q&a
[09:46] <michael`> everything else is run from a network
[09:46] <csqrl> word
[09:46] <michael`> which is ungodly slow and retarded
[09:46] <michael`> at my school we believe in these things called hard drives
[09:46] <csqrl> that's cool for small setups
[09:47] <michael`> haha, yeah, considering it's hundreds of computers
[09:47] <michael`> maybe thousands
[09:47] <csqrl> eeee
[09:47] <michael`> their IT department = mental midgets
[09:47] <Stereo``> at my high school they just had the "personal" stuff stored over the netwo
[09:47] <csqrl> there's supremely easy ways to manage that many macs without running everythi
[09:47] <Stereo``> all the software was on the local disk
[09:48] <csqrl> network shares makes sense for personal stuff
[09:48] <Stereo``> i think it ran some kind of check vs. a central version
[09:48] <Stereo``> to make sure the computers were the same
[09:48] <csqrl> remote desktop/server admin = hot
[09:48] <Stereo``> but they weren't running stuff from network drives
[09:48] <csqrl> you get a bunch of cool tools w/ osx server
[09:48] <csqrl> all very easy to use and understand
[09:49] <csqrl> i want to get an xserve raid so i can play with the raid features
[09:49] <csqrl> if we get funded in 7 days, fuck yeah, i'm getting one
[09:52] <GerbilWrk> csqrl, if you're looking to get multi-homed, lemme know, i'll set you up
[09:53] <Rjx_> josh has become a loyal customer of cihost
[09:57] <GerbilWrk> bah, but what if cihost goes completely dark and you are running a missio
[09:57] <GerbilWrk> a near free offsite server is very beneficial
[09:57] <swight> Apple has long boasted of its culture of innovation, and how this led to suc
[09:57] <GerbilWrk> so : p
[09:58] <GerbilWrk> my spacebar has become rounded and indended from where my right thumb con
[09:59] <GerbilWrk> i've seen them shine from use, but never dent in
[09:59] <swight> "you know you're a irc user when"
[10:00] <FlaVouR> you turn your head sideways and say "LOL
[10:00] <FlaVouR> :) lol
[10:02] <swight> "drivers that reach for fallen objects increase chances of a car accident" &
[10:02] <FlaVouR> hehe
[10:02] <FlaVouR> *drinking hot coffee can scald your mouth- new study"
[10:03] <FlaVouR> FFS!!
[10:03] <FlaVouR> now they tell us!
[10:03] <Tark-Work> wow holy shit. This day has just flown by.
[10:03] <swight> here's one for them "drivers that point their cars at other cars and hit the
[10:03] <FlaVouR> heh
[10:04] <swight> A TV that forces you to watch ads? It's possible
[10:04] <swight> Philips technology could let broadcasters freeze channel during commercial
[10:04] <swight> Yah, everyone is gonna buy that tv :)
[10:04] <swight> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12407199/from/RS.3/
[10:04] <FlaVouR> I bet those researchers take the grant - buy a shitload of hydro gear and g
[10:04] <FlaVouR> "cars hitting other cars are bad"
[10:05] <FlaVouR> *rolls a philly
[10:05] <swight> just cuz its 420 not everything is mara-jewana plant
[10:05] <swight> (southpark)
[10:05] <swight> wow, Columbine was 7 years ago today
[10:06] <Stereo``> i'm listening to kid rock!
[10:06] * Stereo`` wanders off to shoot stuff
[10:07] <swight> hahah "reading while driving increases risk of crash by 3 times." (another
[10:07] <swight> hmmm, I've never had an accident, so 3x0=0, I can read while I drive!
[10:08] <swight> Hazmat fire in Clevland
[10:09] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:11] <Rejecdug> http://www.drudgereport.com/flash.htm
[10:15] <Tark-Work> hah. Falun Gong owns.
[10:16] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[10:42] <FlaVouR> I better knock on wood
[10:51] <FlaVouR> 1 2 whats in the stew?
[10:51] <FlaVouR> 34 for no ones really sure
[10:52] <swight> http://offsite.wdg.us/mae/Raff/InteractiveDynamicArt/ChairJan06Short.wmv
[10:52] <swight> Chair that self assembles
[10:52] <FlaVouR> HA!
[10:53] <FlaVouR> FUCK YOU AKIA!
[10:53] <swight> check out the video, tis pretty cool :)
[10:53] <Serena[T]> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Peigneur
[10:53] <Serena[T]> oops
[10:53] <Serena[T]> sorry
[10:55] <swight> Miller beer to be first to use (Cold Can) Technology
[10:55] <swight> http://www.newtechspy.com/articles06/miller.html
[10:55] <swight> Serena, stop spreading your mid-west aqua propoganda around here!
[10:55] <FlaVouR> you are a wealth of totally USELESS information tonight swight
[10:55] <Serena[T]> o.0
[10:55] <dekkon> blame canada
[10:56] <Wabbit98> I thought swight was always spreading around useless information
[10:56] <FlaVouR> this is also true
[10:56] <swight> yes, thank you.
[10:56] <FlaVouR> its that cheap canadian beer
[10:56] <FlaVouR> in a cold can
[10:57] <FlaVouR> ITS - 30c IN FUCKEN NEWFOUNDLAND!! WTF do you need a COLD CAN for?
[10:57] <swight> Miller isn't canadian
[10:57] <FlaVouR> whatever
[10:57] <Wabbit98> hehehe
[10:57] <FlaVouR> play along
[10:57] <swight> if it was 30C we'd need a fuckin cold can! 30F, different story.
[10:57] <FlaVouR> note the -
[10:57] <FlaVouR> thats a minus
[10:57] <swight> oh
[10:57] <swight> right
[10:57] <swight> minus
[10:57] <swight> .w a1a 1r4
[10:58] <Tubbee> Saint Johns, Newfoundland (47.6°N/52.7°W, 140M); Last Updated: 2:30 PM NDT;
[10:58] <swight> drop the minus and the 0 and you are right on track
[10:58] <FlaVouR> 3c is cold enough
[10:58] <FlaVouR> my fridge is about 3c
[10:58] <swight> But at least it isn't snowing! Pokedy-poke poke poke!
[10:59] <swight> (if anyone remember that old Drew Carry stand up, I will be impressed)
[10:59] <FlaVouR> it doesnt snow in african fridges
[10:59] <Serena[T]> pokedy rofl
[10:59] <bos`> miller is good
[10:59] <bos`> except mgd
[10:59] <bos`> bad
[10:59] <bos`> bad
[10:59] <Wabbit98> I hate the taste of all beer
[11:00] <bos`> ...
[11:00] <FlaVouR> beer == good
[11:00] <bos`> so good
[11:00] <FlaVouR> uuugggggghhhh
[11:00] <swight> you gotta start drinking it when you are 15, its an aquired taste.
[11:00] <Ifrit> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6869532603717287429&q=%22video+review
[11:00] <FlaVouR> I force fed myself guinness
[11:01] <bos`> guinness tastes like coffee to me
[11:01] <Ifrit> says it all
[11:01] <swight> what fuckin awful ame is that?
[11:02] <swight> game
[11:02] <jmx> what kind of canadian are you swight? starting drinking at 15 is for pussies
[11:02] <FlaVouR> a newfoundlandian
[11:02] <swight> and swight learns to read the screen
[11:03] <Ifrit> swight, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing
[11:07] <jmx> http://apnews1.iwon.com/article/20060419/D8H3B7V01.html
[11:09] <jmx> .link http://www.theindychannel.com/family/8849258/detail.html?treets=ind&tml=i
[11:09] <poopy> jmx - http://www.theindychannel.com/family/8849258/detail.html?treets=ind&tml
[11:10] <kitchen> haha
[11:10] <D4rg0n`> -clicks-
[11:10] <Wabbit98> hmmmmmmm
[11:10] <D4rg0n`> nice
[11:13] <Rjx> haha, american dad is actually not bad
[11:13] <Rjx> not amazing, but still enjoyable
[11:13] <Tark-Work> kinda like the head your mom gives
[11:13] <Tark-Work> oh!
[11:14] <Stereo``> !oh
[11:14] <Amblienne> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[11:14] <Rjx> Tark-Work: she said she usually has more to work with
[11:14] <Tark-Work> oh.
[11:14] <carnifex> BUURRRRRRRRRN
[11:14] <jmx> .link http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3728723 High school kids discover odds
[11:14] <poopy> jmx - http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_3728723 - High school kids discover o
[11:15] <Spidey`> lame
[11:16] * dekkon changes topic to 'happy 420, you fucking criminals | happy birthday hitler, nazis
[11:17] <Ifrit> haha, norwegian discovery channel subtitles translated "everything" to "hele
[11:17] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[11:18] <Stereo``> i can't find ncr on this calculator :\
[11:18] <jmx> .link http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA042006.videostore.kens
[11:18] <poopy> jmx - http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA042006.videostore.ke
[11:18] <Ifrit> ncr?
[11:19] <Stereo``> choose
[11:19] <Stereo``> funny
[11:19] <Stereo``> i'm getting the same number as the lottery people
[11:19] <Stereo``> 5,245,786
[11:19] <Rjx> how're you working it out
[11:19] <Spidey`> they said you have to remove the winning ticket from that number
[11:19] <Stereo``> hm
[11:20] * Spidey` shrugs
[11:20] <Stereo``> that description of odds doesn't make sense to me
[11:20] <Stereo``> you don't say you have a 1 in 1 chance of winning if it's 50%
[11:21] <Stereo``> 1:1 sure
[11:21] <Stereo``> but that's "1 to 1"
[11:22] <Stereo``> 1 in 5,245,786 tickets is the winning number
[11:23] <Ifrit> 50% is 1 in 2
[11:24] <Stereo``> yes
[11:24] <Stereo``> so it's 1 in 5245786, not 1 in 5245785
[11:24] <Ifrit> yeah
[11:25] <Spidey`> you're reading too far into it
[11:25] <Spidey`> it's just an error in wording
[11:25] <Rjx> yeah
[11:25] <Stereo``> yeah
[11:25] <Stereo``> damn journalists
[11:25] <Rjx> there are 5246786 combinations, including the winning one
[11:25] <FlaVouR> WORDY BASTARTDS!!
[11:25] <Stereo``> it probably says 1:5245786 somewhere on the cards though
[11:25] <Ifrit> exactly
[11:25] <Stereo``> which would be what's wrong
[11:25] <Ifrit> heheh
[11:26] <Rjx> stupid kids with attitude problems
[11:26] <Rjx> need to get smacked the fuck down
[11:26] <Stereo``> yes
[11:26] <Stereo``> i support child beatings
[11:27] * Spidey` too
[11:30] <FlaVouR> with a strap
[11:30] <Stereo``> what the fuck is with those baby shaking ads though
[11:30] <Stereo``> who shakes their baby
[11:31] <Rjx> you'd be surprised
[11:35] <daze> http://techon.nikkeibp.co.jp/english/NEWS_EN/20060420/116406/kiban.jpg
[11:36] <Thuryn> yeah
[11:36] <Thuryn> babies can get to screaming non-stop for several reasons
[11:36] <Thuryn> and people just snap and they're like "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CRAZY KID"
[11:36] <Thuryn> so when you're going to have a kid, they tell yo
[11:36] <daze> i heard its good to use a vaccuum when kids are crying uncontrollably
[11:36] <Thuryn> "crying does not hurt the baby"
[11:37] <Thuryn> hungry? no. fever? no. diapers? no. looks normal color? yes.
[11:37] <Thuryn> baby is bored. take baby outside
[11:42] <TMH_> needlessly nsfw http://www.hai2u.com/
[11:45] <Rjx> yeah that's not really safe for anything
[11:45] <Thuryn> hahahah porn bloopers
[11:45] <Thuryn> i wonder how often that happens
[11:46] <Rejecdug> Guy on cell: Uh huh, and that's why you have herpes, dude.
[11:46] <Rejecdug> --Outside Gonzalez y Gonzalez
[11:46] <Rjx> i think that might have been part of the scripted shot Thuryn
[11:46] <Thuryn> Rjx, i'm more comfortable with the illusion i created, thx. ;)
[11:48] <Thuryn> you'd think the acid would burn his cock though
[11:48] <Thuryn> hazard pay
[11:51] <TMH_> vomit isn't particularly "safe" or "clean" anyway
[11:51] <TMH_> as far as I am aware
[11:51] <Thuryn> true. then again, neither is being a porn star in the first place, so it's
[11:52] <Thuryn> anyway, on that note...
[11:55] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/30/98467932_af95678ada.jpg?v=0 nsfw
[11:57] <Rejecdug> nsf*
[11:57] <issuez> oh man thats a keeper
[11:58] <issuez> saved.
[11:58] <Rjx> dude amy
[11:58] <Rjx> http://www.flickr.com/photos/81088656@N00/
[11:58] <Rjx> a goldmine for you
[11:59] <issuez> holy hell
[11:59] <issuez> those are huge knockers
[11:59] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/39/98467869_a78efa13fa.jpg?v=0
[11:59] <Rjx> my eyes have been soiled
[11:59] <issuez> WHOA MANG
[11:59] <issuez> !@#$@!#$@#$#@$
[11:59] <issuez> this is awesome
[11:59] <Rejecdug> OP MEEEE
[12:00] <Rjx> ahaha this is the least classy photo ever http://static.flickr.com/38/98467989_
[12:00] <issuez> i thought it was slick
[12:00] <Rejecdug> op me fuckers
[12:00] <Rejecdug> there is spamming going on
[12:01] <issuez> good lawwwdddd, those are huge boooobz
[12:01] <Rjx> does flickr allow nudity?
[12:01] <issuez> yea
[12:01] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/1/131787981_cb44805818.jpg?v=0
[12:01] <Rjx> a perfect example of what i like to call a "furrgina"
[12:01] <issuez> barf
[12:01] <issuez> seriously
[12:02] <Rejecdug> NOT CLICKING
[12:02] <issuez> i really puked a little in my mouth
[12:02] <FlaVouR> lovely
[12:02] <Rejecdug> issuez: if you keep looking at those photos you might lose a little weight
[12:02] <issuez> [13:01] <Rjx> http://static.flickr.com/1/131787981_cb44805818.jpg?v=0
[12:02] <issuez> hey pen, bite me
[12:02] <hermes> Rjx: nice tits!
[12:02] <Rejecdug> NO U
[12:02] <issuez> ISEDITFURST
[12:03] <Rejecdug> haha i just puked a little in my mouth too
[12:03] <issuez> haha sucker
[12:03] <FlaVouR> Jesus
[12:03] <issuez> told you
[12:03] <FlaVouR> that bitch has more Bush then the whitehouse
[12:03] <FlaVouR> all fall down
[12:03] <hermes> if you guys find that hairy ass bush disgusting then you havent browsed teh
[12:04] <FlaVouR> innernet is forked again
[12:05] <SymmV6> :p we're having no problems here
[12:05] <FlaVouR> yeah shut up
[12:05] <jmx> lol
[12:06] <FlaVouR> can anyone see www.cypherpunk.za.net
[12:06] <Rjx> uhhhhhhhhhhhh
[12:06] <Rjx> http://www.flickr.com/photos/81088656@N00/98467881/
[12:06] <Rjx> read the comment
[12:06] <Rejecdug> http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11009035308131758208 noindex
[12:06] <Rejecdug> now soliciting comments
[12:07] <jmx> that was you rjx?
[12:07] <issuez> haha
[12:07] <Rjx> i'd be stroking my revolver if anything
[12:07] <issuez> you make me stroke my cock.
[12:07] <issuez> i block those people ASAP
[12:07] <Rjx> we need to make that an alias
[12:08] <Rejecdug> !amy
[12:08] <Rjx> try to use it at the best times
[12:08] <Rejecdug> !issuez
[12:08] <issuez> cockstroker?
[12:08] <Rejecdug> ok, we have a winnar
[12:08] <issuez> what
[12:08] <Rjx> you make me stroke my cock.
[12:08] <Rjx> bound to /stroke
[12:08] <jmx> lol
[12:09] <issuez> zactly
[12:09] <FlaVouR> heh
[12:09] <issuez> !stroke
[12:09] <issuez> you make me stroke my cock.
[12:09] <Rejecdug> !rjx
[12:09] <Rejecdug> !digdug
[12:09] <Rjx> you make me stroke my cock.
[12:09] <issuez> HAHhahaahAHAhahahAHAHahah
[12:09] <Rejecdug> hahahaha
[12:09] <issuez> crap phone
[12:09] <FlaVouR> its the cock stroking police
[12:10] <jmx> http://www.matchstd.com/ ...lol
[12:10] <Rejecdug> isn't there already a dating service for people with stds called match.com
[12:11] * Rejecdug is now known as Workdug
[12:11] <jmx> probably
[12:11] <Rjx> Workdoug: they moved to myspace.com
[12:11] <GerbilWrk> i was reading a profile and the chick had like, 5541 in the body of it
[12:11] <jmx> interesting how you know this
[12:11] <GerbilWrk> i was all, wtf?
[12:11] <Workdug> haha rjx
[12:11] <GerbilWrk> so i did a little research, and there is a certain number you put in your
[12:12] <Workdug> wtf
[12:12] <Workdug> url 5541
[12:12] <GerbilWrk> and it was the number she used
[12:12] <Rjx> hahah
[12:12] <GerbilWrk> but i just don't remember the exact number
[12:12] <GerbilWrk> looking for it now
[12:12] <Rjx> .url herpes number profile online dating
[12:12] <Tubbee> http://www.yoshi2me.com/437737.html
[12:12] <jmx> so you gave her a message did you?
[12:12] <GerbilWrk> there you go
[12:13] <GerbilWrk> hell yeah, i figured i need another disease to add to my list
[12:13] <jmx> its like a chick at an abortion clinic, odds are she's easy
[12:13] <Red|Fired> holy shit
[12:13] <GerbilWrk> that's why i like picking up chicks in the maternity ward, you know they
[12:14] <Rjx> don't you mean you like to put chicks in the maternity ward
[12:14] <GerbilWrk> well that too
[12:14] <GerbilWrk> better then putting them in the psych ward aye?
[12:14] <hermes> For those that didn't know about code 437737 and are still trying to figure
[12:14] <Rjx> they put
[12:14] <Rjx> me there
[12:14] <hermes> i suggest you all call that # and tell them "HERMES SAYS FUCKU"
[12:15] <hermes> you can tell them to call me at 437737
[12:15] <GerbilWrk> that is not a real number my friend
[12:15] <hermes> GerbilWrk: .. no shit :/
[12:15] <FlaVouR> *sigh*
[12:16] <jmx> <+GerbilWrk> that's why i like picking up chicks in the maternity ward, y
[12:17] <GerbilWrk> :[
[12:17] <FlaVouR> when they walk they can run
[12:17] <Paratus> FlaVouR: that's what tazers are for
[12:17] <FlaVouR> HAH!
[12:17] <FlaVouR> nice
[12:17] <Workdug> hah
[12:17] <FlaVouR> hey Paratus long time man
[12:17] <Paratus> No kidding.
[12:17] <FlaVouR> where you been at?
[12:17] <Paratus> I've been busy.
[12:17] <FlaVouR> oh
[12:17] <FlaVouR> working for the government ?
[12:17] <Paratus> There was some... business I had to attend to.
[12:18] <FlaVouR> yah
[12:18] <FlaVouR> 00Paratus
[12:18] <Paratus> Not the gov't.
[12:18] <Paratus> But I can't really talk about it.
[12:18] <Paratus> Anywho
[12:18] <FlaVouR> I gathered
[12:18] <Paratus> So what's been going on whilst I was gone?
[12:18] <FlaVouR> got me single
[12:18] <FlaVouR> made a movie
[12:19] <FlaVouR> not about being single tho
[12:19] <FlaVouR> erm
[12:19] <jmx> http://www.mediagab.com/story.asp?id=2068
[12:19] <jmx> what fucking bullshit
[12:19] <jmx> some parents are idiots, lets make it fucking illegal
[12:20] * Red_Fired is now known as FakeRed
[12:21] <dekkon> god damn movie theatres
[12:21] <dekkon> i mean its tyotally their fault that parents bring kids to r-rated movies
[12:21] <Paratus> well, of course it is.
[12:22] <dekkon> Theater owners are hearing more and more such complaints, he said. Some have
[12:22] <dekkon> GET A FUCKING BABYSITTER
[12:22] <dekkon> OR BETTER YET
[12:22] <Paratus> because parents can't be expected to take care of their kids and make ratio
[12:22] <Rjx> do people say "dickhead" outside the UK?
[12:22] <FlaVouR> yes
[12:22] <dekkon> DONT GO TO A MOVIE WHEN YOU CANT GET SOMEONE TO WATCH THAT LITTLE SHITSTAIN
[12:22] <Paratus> yes
[12:22] <dekkon> yes
[12:22] <Paratus> frequently and loudly
[12:22] <Rjx> does anyone say it anymore?
[12:22] <Stereo``> or
[12:22] <dekkon> yeah
[12:22] <Stereo``> bring the kid and a blindfold
[12:22] <Rjx> weird
[12:22] <Stereo``> and earplugs
[12:23] <Stereo``> and maybe a ball gag
[12:23] <Paratus> DICKHEADS!
[12:23] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usiraqtrialgrannies Granny Peace Brigade on t
[12:23] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/usiraqtrialgrannies - Granny Peace Brigade
[12:23] <FlaVouR> I like the word "shithead"
[12:23] <Paratus> i saw a woman take her little kids, like 3 and 7, into Hostel
[12:23] <FlaVouR> they allowed the 3 year old into hostel?
[12:24] <Paratus> well, it's like the article said
[12:24] <jmx> tahts a quality movie, every three year old should watch it
[12:24] <Paratus> they can't bar kids, or the dickhead parents sue
[12:24] <Paratus> FOR DISCRIMINATION
[12:24] <FlaVouR> here we have age restrictions
[12:24] * Rjx salutes
[12:24] <Rjx> AMERICA
[12:25] <Paratus> AMERIKKKA
[12:25] <FlaVouR> GOD LAID HIS GRACE ON THEEE
[12:25] <FlaVouR> or somethng
[12:25] <hermes> is hostel any good btw?
[12:25] <FlaVouR> yes
[12:25] <Rjx> something needs to be done about that kind of crap
[12:25] <Rjx> how can you even hold up a court case like that
[12:25] <jmx> a stupid american gas chamber?
[12:25] <Paratus> I vote for liberal applications of high explosives.
[12:26] <FlaVouR> as I said ./. here we have age restriction .. this movie is not suitable fo
[12:27] <Rjx> i vote for pat buchanan
[12:28] <FlaVouR> vote for Iran
[12:28] <Paratus> FlaVouR: yeah, but here in AMERICA they have to let kids in if they have a
[12:28] <FlaVouR> :P
[12:28] <FlaVouR> I gtg
[12:28] <Paratus> HOW CAN YOU HUG CHILDREN WITH NUCLEAR ARMS?
[12:28] <Ifrit> haha
[12:28] <Ifrit> !cc za
[12:28] <Paratus> south africa
[12:29] <Ifrit> *nods*
[12:29] <Paratus> ask him about his pictures sometime.
[12:29] <Paratus> they're great stuff
[12:29] <Ifrit> of South Africa?
[12:29] <Rjx> Paratus: by growing 50 feet tall thanks to the radiation and scooping up whole
[12:29] <Ifrit> HULK HUG
[12:29] <Rjx> crushing them in an iron vice-like embrace
[12:29] <Rjx> that's how
[12:29] <issuez> http://www.flickr.com/photos/issuez/132007030/ noindex
[12:29] <issuez> i like how that came out
[12:30] <Workdug> nice
[12:30] <Workdug> are you playing around with hdr?
[12:30] <issuez> no thats the original photo from my camera, just cropped
[12:30] <issuez> i took it going around 55 MPH
[12:31] <issuez> the original just had flowers in the bottom of the photo, with obvious movem
[12:31] <Ifrit> Paratus, pictures of what?
[12:32] <Ifrit> ah, nothing
[12:32] <Paratus> South Africa, Ifrit
[12:32] <Ifrit> i have some of those myself
[12:32] <Paratus> haha rjx
[12:32] <Paratus> also, why am i the only one who's commented on the awesomeness of your tshi
[12:32] <Workdug> url syswear awesome
[12:32] <Workdug> .url syswear awesome
[12:32] <Tubbee> http://www.donotupload.com/links/
[12:33] <Ifrit> Paratus, http://www.ngu.no/ImageArchive/124/Geirangerfjorden-syv%20søstre.JPG
[12:33] <Ifrit> My country
[12:33] <Paratus> Holy fuck, where do you live? Middle Earth?
[12:33] <Ifrit> Heheh
[12:33] <Rjx> you know, there's a note on my wallchart that says "save bill cosby's DNA" unde
[12:33] <Ifrit> Norgway
[12:33] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure that's in the wrong place
[12:33] <jonathans> http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h25/dive_up/00027998.jpg
[12:33] <jonathans> http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40981000/jpg/_40981774_borat_pa.jpg
[12:34] <Ifrit> Haha
[12:34] <Ifrit> What's the second one, Ali G impersonating Freddie Mercury?
[12:35] <Kenn> haha yeah
[12:35] <issuez> HI KENN
[12:35] <Kenn> high amy
[12:35] <issuez> yes i am
[12:36] <Kenn> I should be
[12:36] <Kenn> but I'm at work
[12:36] <Kenn> boo
[12:38] <issuez> im taking a break from packing
[12:38] <Paratus> packing? where are you goin?
[12:38] <issuez> and charging camera batteries, emptying memory cards, etc
[12:38] <issuez> miami
[12:38] <Paratus> nice
[12:38] <dekkon> polishing up dildos, cleaning out bongs, etc
[12:38] <issuez> =\
[12:38] <issuez> see if i ever tell you a secret again, assface
[12:39] <dekkon> <3
[12:39] <Kenn> dek is the ghey
[12:39] <issuez> >3
[12:39] <dekkon> you know i still havent told anyone about our torrid affair
[12:39] <issuez> JEEZUSKRYSTWTF???
[12:40] <Workdug> except me
[12:41] <Workdug> dekkon told me that he's fucked every fat fold
[12:41] <jeek> Find a fold and fuck it.
[12:41] <Workdug> which i'm not sure i believe... but still
[12:41] <Paratus> take this job and shove it?
[12:41] <issuez> STFU
[12:41] <var> w kstl
[12:41] <Workdug> w stfu
[12:41] <Workdug> w2 stfu
[12:41] <poopy> Workdug not found
[12:41] <var> hehe
[12:41] <Workdug> w2 10005
[12:41] <issuez> haiv4r2u
[12:41] <poopy> Workdug Temp 81F/27C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:40PM; high:(upper
[12:42] <jeek> Suck This Fold, U!
[12:42] <dekkon> .link http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31121 boot camp reveals osx is slo
[12:42] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=31121 - boot camp reveals osx is
[12:43] <Kenn> w 11713
[12:43] <Kenn> ghey
[12:43] <SymmIL> :p I hope no one was holding juniper stock
[12:43] <Workdug> ..................
[12:45] <dekkon> .link http://www.ibzi.net/d100facts.htm 100 interesting science facts
[12:45] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.ibzi.net/d100facts.htm - 100 interesting science facts -
[12:45] <dekkon> i wonder if someone could turn those into a !fact
[12:47] <dekkon> 46/ On the day that Alexander Graham Bell was buried the entire US telephone
[12:49] * SymmV6 is now known as Vortexia_
[12:49] * Vortexia_ is now known as SymmV6
[12:52] <GerbilWrk> dekkon, give me 5 and it shall be done
[12:54] <GerbilWrk> try it
[12:55] <Workdug> !fact
[12:55] <GerbilWrk> 87/ The largest desert in the world, the Sahara, is 3,500,000 square mile
[12:55] <Workdug> !fact
[12:55] <GerbilWrk> 42/ Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14 and crayfish have 200.
[12:55] <Ifrit> calc 129.9 eur in nok
[12:55] <Ifrit> bleh
[12:55] <Workdug> url eur nok
[12:55] <Workdug> .url eur nok
[12:55] <Tubbee> http://www.finanztreff.de/ftreff/kurse_einzelkurs_uebersicht.htm?u=0&k=0&s=E
[12:55] <Workdug> 129.9 Euros = 1 016.34459 Norwegian kroner
[12:57] <GerbilWrk> k, cleaned up alittle, it's all yours dekkon
[13:10] <Workdug> http://www.comics.com/comics/nancy/archive/images/nancy2006041261706.jpg @a
[13:10] <Workdug> i /know/ that guy got a boner while drawing that ass
[13:11] <timmo> know what i know?
[13:12] <timmo> that implying italics with forward slashes
[13:12] <timmo> is gay
[13:12] <Workdug> timmo, /fuck you/
[13:12] <timmo> also
[13:12] <timmo> heres a better punchline for the comic
[13:12] <jonathans> http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=10491
[13:12] <timmo> "yeah but that one has been in your ass"
[13:13] <Workdug> yeah, i thought the same thing timmo
[13:13] <Workdug> jonathans: old ^ 3
[13:13] <timmo> dont try stealing my thunder
[13:13] <Kurin> http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2006/04/wanted-one-virgin-bride.html
[13:13] <Workdug> timmo: you idea thief
[13:15] <Stereo``> irc lacks italics for a reason
[13:15] <Stereo``> we don't need them
[13:16] <Rjx> ASCIIT SCIIT SCIIT
[13:17] <dekkon> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=308812476#post3088
[13:17] <dekkon> Command and Conquer 3 pics
[13:19] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[13:20] <timmo> fucking women
[13:20] <timmo> and their periods
[13:20] <Jearil> better that it happens than not
[13:21] <Workdug> words of wisdom
[13:21] <Rjx> is your woman menstruating timmo
[13:22] <Jearil> "Good news and bad news. Good news: You no longer have to worry about her p
[13:24] <GerbilWrk> wtf, did I get to her too?
[13:24] <timmo> yes she is
[13:24] <timmo> she gets bitchy with me
[13:24] <timmo> and when i defend myself
[13:24] <timmo> and say some shit to her
[13:25] <timmo> shes like
[13:25] <timmo> FINE I JUST WONT TALK THEN
[13:25] <timmo> apparently "thats cool"
[13:25] <timmo> is not a good answer
[13:25] <GerbilWrk> just get her some midol and a shti load of chocolate
[13:25] <Rjx> run some chocolate and a hot water bottle over there
[13:25] <Rjx> and a chick flick
[13:25] <Rjx> yeah
[13:25] <GerbilWrk> i had to do that for the first time in a year last night
[13:25] <GerbilWrk> was great fun
[13:26] <timmo> fuck that shit
[13:26] <timmo> shes usually pretty logical
[13:26] <timmo> so when she stops being little ms bitchypants
[13:26] <timmo> im going to call her onit
[13:27] <GerbilWrk> and you will get sex immediately after
[13:27] <GerbilWrk> or weeks later, whatever
[13:28] <timmo> im at the point of the relationship
[13:28] <timmo> where if i let this shit slide
[13:28] <timmo> im going to have to take it from here on after
[13:30] <GerbilWrk> you may also be at the point in the relationship where you realize one we
[13:30] <Rjx> haha
[13:30] <GerbilWrk> and if you like said woman, and want to stay with said woman, you take it
[13:30] <Matteh``> treat em mean, keep em keen, thats what I say
[13:30] <mef> April 20, 2006... RMS Presents…
[13:30] <mef> LADYTRON
[13:30] <mef> Doors 8pm 19+ ***SOLD OUT***
[13:30] <mef> I'm going to an open source concert
[13:31] <Twin`> how......?
[13:31] <Rjx> RMS
[13:31] <Twin`> please elaborate
[13:31] <Rjx> gigabyte of RAM just arrived
[13:31] <Rjx> time to install it
[13:32] <Workdug> Rjx: oh baby, i love it when you talk dirt
[13:32] <Rjx_> also yeah, GerbilWrk has the point
[13:34] <GerbilWrk> well, my real point is this, if she's worth keeping, it's worth putting u
[13:35] <soulshine> hmmmmmmm
[13:35] <GerbilWrk> on a side note, i think my wife beat me in my sleep because the right sid
[13:36] <Rjx_> haha
[13:36] <Workdug> hahahahaha
[13:36] <Workdug> professional
[13:36] <Workdug> enterprise edition?
[13:36] <Rjx_> sara has elbowed me in the face several times during sleep GerbilWrk, your wif
[13:36] <Rjx_> or it might be sara breaking in at night
[13:37] <Spidey`> maybe she has RLS
[13:37] <soulshine> HI ROOM!! ASL! PLZ!!!
[13:37] <Spidey`> and kicked you in the face instead
[13:37] <GerbilWrk> that wouldn't suprise me, she used to always talk dirty to me and mention
[13:37] <GerbilWrk> dirty as in, "get the fuck away from me you pervert"
[13:37] <GerbilWrk> ;[
[13:37] <Spidey`> haha
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> but where i come from that means come back for more
[13:38] <Rjx_> does she sing along to songs on the radio, but make up new and wholly inapprop
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> no, she sings the real words
[13:38] <GerbilWrk> however our roomate does sing about her hairbrush
[13:39] <timmo> rjx
[13:39] <timmo> and gerbil
[13:39] <timmo> d: you weren't being an asshole you were just being you and I was being retar
[13:39] <timmo> POW BITCHES
[13:39] <timmo> i win
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> you = asshole, retarded = period
[13:39] <GerbilWrk> i'm sorry = i still want you to pee in my butt
[13:39] <timmo> capn slackass: yes, but me being me is me being an asshole
[13:39] <timmo> d: no because I like the way you are
[13:39] <timmo> d: just today I was being dumb
[13:39] <timmo> capn slackass: im sticking by my story
[13:40] <timmo> <-wins
[13:40] <GerbilWrk> you sir may have found a keeper if she can't see that you are an asshole
[13:40] <timmo> haha ya
[13:41] <GerbilWrk> plus i seriously think my wife is beating me because i just yawned and da
[13:42] <timmo> im really liking this new tool album
[13:45] <zeldar> whois zeldar
[13:45] <timmo> i got
[13:45] <timmo> the queerest txt just now
[13:46] <timmo> (FW:) PUFF PUFF PASS, this is a cellular blunt so dont fuck up the rotation,
[13:46] <timmo> i replied with
[13:46] <Spidey`> i think that dude was ahamed that he fucked up on /whois'ing himself
[13:46] <Spidey`> ashamed even
[13:46] <timmo> that. is. so. fucking. gay.
[13:46] <Spidey`> you mean it didn't have a l33t blunt <##########)~~~
[13:48] <Rjx> MemTotal: 1541980 kB
[13:49] <fawzy> [03:46pm] <Spidey`> i think that dude was ahamed that he fucked up on /
[13:49] <fawzy> i was seeing what chans i was in
[13:49] <fawzy> but CLOSE!
[13:49] <Spidey`> D:
[13:51] <timmo> rjx: http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/19/armchair_incorporate.html
[13:52] <Workdug> wow, boingboing is now blocked at my job
[13:52] <Workdug> wow, boingboing is now blocked at my job
[13:53] <fawzy> we rollin fat like that oprah bitch
[13:54] <Kurin> Workdug: does it say why?
[13:54] <Spidey`> that thing looks pretty uncomfortable
[13:56] <Workdug> never does, kurin
[13:59] <timmo> rjx: http://www.woostercollective.com/2006/04/the_hackney_shelf.html
[14:00] <Twin`> dude
[14:00] * Twin` goes to home depot
[14:11] <limadelta> please tune into my live hiphop/funk streamcast kthx - www.digital-outpos
[14:11] <Jimmothi> no
[14:12] <limadelta> please tune into my live hiphop/funk streamcast kthx - www.digital-outpos
[14:13] <Jimmothi> since you asked again
[14:13] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:13] <Jimmothi> ok
[14:13] <limadelta> lol
[14:13] <limadelta> thanx
[14:13] <Jimmothi> im kidding idiot
[14:14] <timmo> haha jimmothy
[14:14] <jonathans> thanx
[14:15] <timmo> tool - rosetta stoned
[14:15] <timmo> i like this song
[14:15] <timmo> till i listened to the lyrics
[14:20] <dekkon> TOOL ROOLZ
[14:20] <Workdug> LOLz
[14:20] <Kurin> I got Mormoned again
[14:21] <Workdug> mormowned
[14:21] <Kurin> That's a better way of putting it
[14:21] <Kurin> I gave them the apartment phone #
[14:21] <Kurin> I'm such a pussy
[14:21] <Workdug> i pick up their booklets sometimes
[14:22] <Workdug> because they actually make some sense when i read them
[14:22] <Workdug> no wait, that's jehova's witnesses
[14:22] <Kurin> zing
[14:22] * Jimmothi is now known as Jimmothy
[14:22] <Workdug> jehowned
[14:23] <Workdug> this package will contain pits, shells, seeds, or other earthen objects
[14:23] <maru> keep asking them "So if I become a mormon, i can have like, 5 wives, right? TH
[14:23] <maru> just to piss them off
[14:24] <Kurin> They were chicks, too
[14:24] <Kurin> "If I were a Mormon, could I bone both of you?"
[14:24] <Workdug> "will you be my first two wives?"
[14:24] <Jimmothy> i think i just made a snail homeless
[14:25] <Jimmothy> they shouldnt hang about in the dark
[14:26] <Kurin> Is my roommate going to get out of the fucking bathroom or what
[14:26] <Kurin> Christ, he's been in there since like 10am
[14:26] <Workdug> Kurin: he must be a mormon
[14:27] <jmx> or he's dead
[14:27] <Workdug> or dead
[14:27] <Workdug> this rocks, i finally found gummy bears with gelatin but without artificial
[14:27] <Workdug> i <3 whole foods
[14:27] <jmx> also, lucky number slevin 8/10
[14:27] <Kurin> If I move his body to poo, will the fingerprints incriminate me?
[14:27] <Workdug> yes
[14:27] <dekkon> no
[14:30] <D1> poo on his dead carcass
[14:31] <GerbilWrk> just go poo in the yard while you call the cops
[14:31] <Jimmothy> it just jumped out of the bowl
[14:31] <Kurin> I think he's shaving his beard
[14:31] <Jimmothy> the mystery poo
[14:31] <Kurin> And then growing it
[14:31] <Kurin> And shaving it again
[14:31] <GerbilWrk> maybe he's shaving his anus for your special dinner for two tonight
[14:32] <Jimmothy> you know where you hear it plop and have no idea where it went? (it went u
[14:32] <Jimmothy> if you time it right the sight might scare the shit out of you
[14:32] <Jimmothy> good for an easy shit
[14:34] <Thero> you forgot columbine day
[14:34] <Rjx> url herpes profile number dating site
[14:35] <Rjx> .url herpes profile number dating site
[14:35] <Tubbee> http://www.yoshi2me.com/437737.html
[14:35] <dekkon> uh
[14:35] <Thero> ..
[14:35] <Rjx> read up for context
[14:35] <Thero> *just joined*
[14:36] <Rjx> 23:32 <@_EternaL_> I have to admit
[14:36] <Rjx> 23:32 <@_EternaL_> I'm getting bored and lonely
[14:36] <Rjx> 23:33 <@Rjx> _EternaL_: look for profiles on dating sites that have '4377
[14:36] <Thero> heh
[14:36] <D4rg0n`> i could never get the url scripts to work
[14:36] <Rjx> 23:34 <@Rjx> it means that they're easy but don't want to scare off poten
[14:36] <Jimmothy> creepy. rjx urld that link,earlier someone explained its the numbers asign
[14:36] <Jimmothy> i think i just pooped a bit
[14:36] <Thero> pooped?
[14:37] <Thero> MAn, army recruiters are horny fuckers
[14:37] <Thero> my recruiter was trying to hit on this girl that just joined
[14:37] <Rjx> don't ask don't tell
[14:37] <Thero> she kinda just looked at him like "hahahahaha.....dont make me tell the ssgt.
[14:37] <Rjx> well the upside is
[14:38] <Rjx> you'll be getting plenty of sex when you're in the army
[14:38] <Rjx> the downside is that you won't be the pitcher
[14:38] <Thero> dude i get plenty of sex NOW
[14:38] <Thero> ...
[14:38] <Thero> I hate you.
[14:39] <dekkon> no, we hate you
[14:39] <Jimmothy> true
[14:40] <Thero> And the circle of hate continuesl
[14:40] <Jimmothy> circle?
[14:40] <Jimmothy> its a line
[14:40] <Jimmothy> it starts with most and ends at you
[14:40] <Thero> Shut up, i'm polish.
[14:40] <Jimmothy> im british jump off a bridge
[14:40] <dekkon> so were hitler's grandparents
[14:41] <Thero> that's jewish isnt it?
[14:41] <dekkon> they were of polish nationality
[14:42] <Thero> ah
[14:42] <Thero> hmmm
[14:43] <Thero> is fire matter?
[14:43] <Rjx> gas
[14:43] <Rjx> 23:38 < Thero> Shut up, i'm polishing cocks to get ready for bootcamp
[14:43] <Thero> hot gas?
[14:43] <Jimmothy> haha
[14:43] <Thero> OMGFORGED.
[14:43] <Jimmothy> what?
[14:43] <Jimmothy> how can you fake irc?
[14:43] <Jimmothy> lies
[14:44] <Thero> [14:44] <Jimmothy> I suck cocks when im not on irc.
[14:44] <Thero> -.-
[14:44] <Jimmothy> so i have a chicken fetish?
[14:44] <Thero> Yes.
[14:44] <Jimmothy> i like to put their heads in my mouth
[14:44] <Rjx> holy christ, mounting a ramdisk for portage to work with
[14:44] <Jimmothy> i got the idea from that guy who put a bat in his mouth
[14:45] <Rjx> speeds up compiling insanely
[14:45] <Thero> haha a bat?
[14:45] <Jimmothy> no afucking elephant
[14:45] <Rjx> ozzy osbourne
[14:45] <Rjx> durrrr
[14:45] <Thero> rrrrud
[14:45] <Serena[T]> calc 99.5F in C
[14:45] <pinkboa> - 99.5 degrees Fahrenheit = 37.5 degrees Celsius
[14:46] <Thero> Anyway, rjx, would the Dell XPS m1710 be good>
[14:46] <Serena[T]> stupid thermometer, only doing F
[14:46] <Thero> for a notebook
[14:46] <Thero> (duo intel) 2ghz, 2 gb ram, 100gb hd, 512 vid
[14:46] <Rjx> depends on price
[14:46] <Rjx> is that the new dell gaming laptop?
[14:46] <Thero> Yeah
[14:47] <Thero> 116/mo
[14:47] <Rjx> my brother was talking about that a few days back
[14:47] <Thero> you know whats crazy?
[14:47] <Rjx> you're going to rent it?
[14:47] <Thero> when you upgrade to 4gb of memory
[14:47] <Thero> it shoots the price up 68/mo
[14:47] <Thero> Credit
[14:48] <Thero> it's going to be a graduation present
[14:48] <Rjx> 4GB of RAM is still pretty pricy right now
[14:48] <Thero> true
[14:48] <Rjx> what do you mean by credit
[14:48] <Thero> im getting it hopefully for grad, parents will u
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