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Session Start: Wed Apr 19 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <r3in> The report recounts a 1982 war meeting where Saddam asked for candid advice an
[00:02] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/weight_gain
[00:02] <jmx> nice guy that saddam
[00:02] <jmx> A 5-foot-9, 22-year-old man who eats 6,500 calories a day — two and a half time
[00:03] <kitchen> dude saved by the bell on adult swim!@#
[00:03] <fen1x> haha
[00:03] <fen1x> yeah wtf is up with that
[00:03] <kitchen> dude
[00:03] <kitchen> it's saved by the bell
[00:03] <kitchen> pwnage.
[00:03] <DigDoug> cringe.
[00:04] * fen1x stays up until 6am to catch it on tbs too
[00:04] <fen1x> lol
[00:10] * Kurin_ is now known as Kurin
[00:12] <Twin> i wonder if this dude has a hard time getting laid
[00:12] <jmx> In a victory for an abortion rights group, a federal judge ruled Tuesday that a
[00:12] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/18/kansas.underage.sex.ap/index.html
[00:13] <r3in> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/409732p-346763c.html
[00:14] <Teepo_> yo
[00:21] <r3in> http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/story/409870p-346838c.html Fatal pe
[00:35] <Teepo_> http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/ForceSeras/lightingeffects.jpg <
[00:37] <Teepo_> oh come on.. 16-bit games aren't that bad....
[00:38] <r3in> you did that?
[00:39] <r3in> i belive you mislabeled it
[00:39] <r3in> its a reflection effect
[00:39] <Teepo_> no.. its mainly there for the lighting effects
[00:39] <Teepo_> the reflection script was put in there long ago
[00:39] <Teepo_> the fire and smoke aren't sprites
[00:39] <r3in> acually i read that wrong
[00:39] <Teepo_> they are using a particle engine
[00:40] <r3in> i thought you said lightning effect
[00:40] <r3in> are you using dxg?
[00:40] <Teepo_> nope
[00:40] <Teepo_> usiing Rpg Maker combined with ruby rgss scripts
[00:40] <r3in> must be rpgmaker XP
[00:41] <Teepo_> rpg maker for the databases and map making.. ruby rgss scripts for battle sy
[00:41] <r3in> nice
[00:41] <r3in> i cant run it though
[00:41] <r3in> which blows
[00:41] <Teepo_> unfortunatly.. the months of work were mostly just tweaking codes that other
[00:42] <r3in> got a demo?
[00:42] <Teepo_> i just tweaked them and shit so they would all be compatible with each other
[00:42] <Teepo_> sometime this month or next i will have one out
[00:42] <r3in> hrm
[00:42] <r3in> pm me a link when you do
[00:42] <r3in> i would like to see it
[00:43] <Teepo_> the demo is planned to have about 30 minutes of storyline gameplay.. and ano
[00:43] <Teepo_> since those wont be in the storyline part of the demo
[00:43] <r3in> how long do you expect the finished game to be once you have completed your sc
[00:44] <Teepo_> the scripts are done
[00:44] <Teepo_> the scripts are what ruun the engine(not like the dialouge script.. but scri
[00:44] <r3in> that was put wrong
[00:45] <Teepo_> its gonna be awhile.. this is gonna be a final fantasy length game
[00:45] <r3in> how long do you think an average person would take to complete the finished ga
[00:45] <Teepo_> 25-30+ hours
[00:45] <Teepo_> gonna have one of those storylines that make you think
[00:45] <Teepo_> and kinda controversal
[00:47] <var> heh i just shot an imperial legion mounted soldier in the face while resisting
[00:48] <Teepo_> stupid bit torrent
[00:48] <r3in> what are you playing var?
[00:48] <Teepo_> download tales of phantasia oav ep4.. the last episode.. taking another 1hr
[00:48] <var> oblivion
[00:49] <Badtzmaru> tales of phantasia. I havent watched that in a while
[00:49] <Teepo_> the last episode just came out
[00:49] <Teepo_> downloading it right now
[00:49] <Badtzmaru> i've not been keeping up =/
[00:49] <Teepo_> there's only 4 eps
[00:49] <Teepo_> not hard to keep up
[00:49] <Badtzmaru> could probably find it on easynews
[00:49] <Badtzmaru> its hard when you have 5 million other things to do
[00:50] <Teepo_> lol
[00:50] <Badtzmaru> think I watched the first 2
[00:50] <Teepo_> i get my eps from phantasian productions(the peeps doing the translation of
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> and new initial D out
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> whee
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> gotta remember to sleep tongiht =/
[00:52] <Teepo_> i got offered a job to work for blizzard
[00:52] <Teepo_> in their as a anti-hacker GM
[00:52] <Teepo_> (yes they actually seperated the GMs into departments)
[00:53] <fen1x> nice, why didn't you take it?
[00:53] <Teepo_> have to move to california
[00:53] <Teepo_> and its only 10 bucks an hour to start
[00:53] <fen1x> oh
[00:53] <fen1x> no biggie
[00:53] <Teepo_> and a very high turn over rate
[00:54] <Teepo_> but i could have been paid to play WoW all day
[00:54] <TMH_> yeah but that is hardly a competitive sallary
[00:54] <Teepo_> and watch hackers try to hack.. they say that most fo the hackers they find
[00:55] <Teepo_> god dammit. i gotta take a shit. but i dont wanna get up
[00:55] <Teepo_> hey.. wait a minute
[00:55] <Teepo_> i'm on a laptop
[00:55] <Teepo_> ^^
[00:56] <Kurin> $10? That's shit
[00:57] <Teepo_> lol
[00:57] <Teepo_> thats what a GM makes
[00:57] <Teepo_> on WoW
[00:57] <Kurin> They do that to keep 'em sharp
[00:57] <Teepo_> nah. blizzard has a high turn over rate
[00:58] <Teepo_> i'm thinking about applying at squaresoft for GM in FFXI
[00:58] <Teepo_> since i prefer FFXI
[00:58] <r3in> i have yet to play it
[00:58] <r3in> thats possibly the only reason i will get a ps2
[00:58] <Teepo_> lol. tomorrow the new expansion comes out
[00:58] <r3in> whats the monthly cost?
[00:59] <Teepo_> 70+ new zones 3 new jobs. over 100 new items and spells
[00:59] <Teepo_> 12.95 a month
[00:59] <Teepo_> plus 1 more dollar per extra character beyond the first
[00:59] <Badtzmaru> lame
[00:59] <Teepo_> but you really dont need more than 1 character
[00:59] <Teepo_> since you can change your job at anytime
[01:00] <Teepo_> so you can have a character thats leveled every job in the gam
[01:00] <r3in> usd right?
[01:01] <Teepo_> like right now.. i'm a 54 Ninja/Warrior but yesterday i wasa 26 Summoner/Whi
[01:01] <Teepo_> yeah.. thats USD
[01:03] <Badtzmaru> man
[01:03] <Badtzmaru> having real speakers again
[01:03] * Badtzmaru is in lurve
[01:03] <fawzy> good speakers are nice
[01:04] <Teepo_> i have JLB speakers on this laptop
[01:04] <Teepo_> JBL.. my bad
[01:04] <Badtzmaru> bah
[01:04] <Badtzmaru> Im talking digital out 5.1 goodness
[01:04] <Teepo_> from what i been told. those aren't bad speakers on a laptop
[01:04] <ScumFrog> mornin
[01:04] <Teepo_> this is odd
[01:04] <Teepo_> i downloaded metal gear solid 2:substance
[01:05] <Teepo_> but the game keep crashing during CGs
[01:05] <Teepo_> like if i let a CG run for about 30 seconds it crashes
[01:05] <Teepo_> it doesn't matter what CG..
[01:05] <Teepo_> is it my computer
[01:05] <Teepo_> or is it the game?
[01:06] <Badtzmaru> probably computer.
[01:06] <Badtzmaru> video driver or something
[01:07] <Teepo_> well i'm running AMD Athlon XP-M 1.6ghz.. 1256mb of ram. nvidia geforce 4 44
[01:07] <Teepo_> thats more than the requirements for the game
[01:07] <Badtzmaru> has nothing to do with what I said though.
[01:07] <Badtzmaru> are those most recent drivers for the game?
[01:07] <Badtzmaru> er
[01:07] <Badtzmaru> for video card
[01:07] <Teepo_> yeah
[01:07] <r3in> btw
[01:08] <Teepo_> they haven't updated in over a year
[01:08] <Badtzmaru> ah
[01:08] <r3in> is ffx1 realtime?
[01:08] <Badtzmaru> sucks then
[01:08] <r3in> or classic
[01:08] <Teepo_> yes FFXI is real time.. each day is about 45 minutes
[01:08] <r3in> i meant combat
[01:08] <Teepo_> oh you mean battle system
[01:08] <Teepo_> its real time.
[01:08] <r3in> hrm
[01:08] <Teepo_> its exactly like Final Fantasy 12's system
[01:09] <r3in> havent played 12
[01:09] <Teepo_> so if you play FInal Fantasy 11. you are playing 12
[01:09] <r3in> again, no ps2
[01:09] <Teepo_> its not real time like everquest
[01:09] <Teepo_> you auto attack and shit
[01:09] <r3in> then how?
[01:09] <Teepo_> and you get a menu of what you wanna do
[01:09] <Teepo_> like use a limit break when yoru TP builds up
[01:09] <r3in> thats not realtime
[01:09] <Teepo_> and time them with party members to create skill chains
[01:10] <Teepo_> but you are always auto attacking the enemy
[01:10] <Teepo_> so its semi-realtime
[01:10] <Teepo_> bah. i dont know hwo to describe it
[01:10] <r3in> xii on pc?
[01:10] <Teepo_> someone else explain ffxi's battle system
[01:10] <Teepo_> XII is on PS2
[01:10] <r3in> yeah i know
[01:10] <r3in> damn
[01:11] <Badtzmaru> *sigh*
[01:11] <Badtzmaru> to buy or not to buy
[01:11] <Teepo_> http://www.ffextreme.com/ff11/battlesystem.html
[01:11] <Teepo_> here ya go
[01:11] <Teepo_> completely detailed description of the battle system
[01:12] <r3in> thats hpw o fee; Badtzmaru
[01:12] <r3in> how i feel
[01:12] <r3in> thanks
[01:12] <Badtzmaru> r3in: I need another monitor
[01:12] <Badtzmaru> and I just bought one
[01:12] <Badtzmaru> my CRT is dying =(
[01:14] <Teepo_> i'm on an LCD screen
[01:14] <Badtzmaru> I have both
[01:15] <Badtzmaru> have to decide if I want to upgrade CRT now =/
[01:16] <Teepo_> at least you get a choice
[01:16] <Teepo_> laptop doesn't get a choice
[01:16] <Badtzmaru> my laptop has external out
[01:16] <Teepo_> unless i buy a new one with tha weird new screen they are using
[01:16] <Teepo_> that has a hard cover
[01:16] <Teepo_> wtf is that screen
[01:17] <yuck> trubright
[01:17] <yuck> ?
[01:18] <Teepo_> i dunno
[01:18] <Teepo_> its a hard screen on the new laptops
[01:18] <Teepo_> its not lcd
[01:18] <Teepo_> its not soft to the touch
[01:18] <Teepo_> you touch them its its got a tougher feel to it
[01:18] <Teepo_> and its alot clearer
[01:18] <Teepo_> visually
[01:19] <Teepo_> but appearantly glare on them sucks ass
[01:23] <kitchen> laptops generally have much more resilient screens than say, a desktop moni
[01:33] <Rjx> Workers in India are having nervous breakdowns after being abused by fed-up Aus
[01:36] <Rendiew> old news
[01:37] <Rendiew> fuck 'em
[01:37] <Rendiew> apparently the australian accent is 'very hard to understand'
[01:37] <Rendiew> fuckers
[01:37] <Rendiew> they're all dumb shits anyway
[01:37] <Rendiew> (i deal with them daily)
[01:37] <yuck> australians?
[01:38] <kitchen> i'd personally rather have an indian than australian
[01:38] <kitchen> at least there's some consistency
[01:38] <Teepo_> who the fuck is peer?
[01:38] <Rendiew> :P
[01:38] <Teepo_> whoops wrong channel
[01:38] <kitchen> Teepo_: he's a prick.
[01:38] <Teepo_> there really is someone named peer
[01:38] <Teepo_> in there
[01:39] <kitchen> ahh
[01:39] <kitchen> that's probably one of the most competed-for nicks on IRC.
[01:39] <Teepo_> and kitchen isnt?
[01:39] <Teepo_> i mean come on.. i would love to be named diningroom or livingroom
[01:39] <Teepo_> but kitchen.. thats one of a kind
[01:40] <kitchen> i've only had my nickname taken by another real person twice.
[01:40] <kitchen> and both times they kindly gave it back to me
[01:40] <Teepo_> nice
[01:40] <kitchen> i've been using 'kitchen' for about... 5 years now?
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 <jkitchen> info peer
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Nickname: peer
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Registered: 29 weeks 6 days (
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Last Seen: 6 weeks 4 days (5
[01:40] <Teepo_> my name was stolen by me
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Last Seen Quit Msg: "foo."
[01:40] <kitchen> 04:39 -NickServ(NickServ@services.)- Nickname Options: Secure, UnFiltere
[01:40] <Teepo_> i mean by others
[01:40] <kitchen> that's who peer is.
[01:41] <kitchen> i used to have a botnet that was named after kitchen utensils
[01:41] <kitchen> unfortunately, salt and pepper were taken
[01:41] <Teepo_> lol
[01:41] <Teepo_> ketchup
[01:41] <kitchen> but i had spoon, fork, oven, toaster, etc
[01:41] <Teepo_> mustard
[01:41] <kitchen> it fell apart though, I didn't feel like paying so much for shells that jus
[01:42] <Teepo_> i used to have around 100 Aol Instant messanger bots
[01:42] <Teepo_> i would log them all in
[01:42] <Teepo_> pick an unsuspecting target
[01:42] <Teepo_> and have them all IM that person at the same time
[01:42] <Teepo_> and send the chat invites
[01:43] <Teepo_> thats 200 windows popping up
[01:43] <kitchen> hehe
[01:43] <Teepo_> it completely d/c dial up users
[01:43] <kitchen> punter!
[01:43] <Teepo_> man those were fun days
[01:43] <Mavs> and throw the mad laugh after that?
[01:43] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/%5Bcc%5D%20The%20Change%20is%20Forever
[01:43] <Mavs> not so fun for those pur guys I suppose
[01:44] <Teepo_> mavs can you imagine having to close 200 IM windows and chat invittes
[01:44] <Teepo_> and then having them repop up again 2 seconds later
[01:44] <Teepo_> its hilarious for the person doing it
[01:44] <Mavs> I have a reset button for those :P
[01:45] <Teepo_> i use trillian so i am not affected by those things
[01:45] <Rjx> are you trying to convince people you're ZeErOcOoL again Teepo_
[01:45] <Teepo_> it puts it all into 1 window
[01:45] <Teepo_> nah. rjx we are just talking about bots and shit
[01:45] <Teepo_> i was just remembering the good ol days when using the AIM punter
[01:46] * Rjx changes topic to 'http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/mid-eighties%20coke%20part
[01:49] <Rjx> haha http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/25034_popsi_hormoneja.jpg
[01:49] <Rjx> nsfw
[01:49] <timmo> i remember that pciture
[01:50] <timmo> i find his facial expression to be just as hilarious as his small penis
[01:50] <Rjx> any background on the image
[01:50] <Rjx> haha the image of the two girls and the people in the ground are pretty hilario
[01:50] <Rjx> their facial expressions
[01:51] <timmo> i cant remember any background
[01:51] <Mavs> it seems that nobody noticed him :P
[01:51] <Teepo_> what the fuck
[01:52] <Teepo_> lol
[01:52] <Teepo_> my thumb is bigger than that shit
[01:52] <Rjx> According to two inside sources, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes gave birth to a ba
[01:52] <yuck> :-)
[01:52] <Mavs> I heard a news about Tom eat the baby or something on BBC
[01:53] <timmo> w2
[01:53] <poopy> timmo Temp 30F/-1C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:12PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(u
[01:54] <Rjx> he said he's going to eat the placenta
[01:55] <yuck> ew
[01:55] <kitchen> apparently placenta is a delicacy in some cultures
[01:56] <timmo> rjx
[01:56] <timmo> did you see this http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/17/happy_slapping_idiot.ht
[01:58] <Rjx> As a private institution dedicated to protecting California from the state\u201
[01:58] <Rjx> http://www.billboardliberation.com/wp-content/47_450px.jpg
[01:58] <Rjx> haha will watch
[01:59] <Rjx> http://www.zoomzap.com/scripts/zcards/images/CDC/CDC007.jpg
[02:00] <timmo-> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1855506
[02:06] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:07] <daze> http://uploader.ws/upload/200604/187.jpg
[02:19] <Teepo_> wow
[02:19] <Teepo_> that ending blew ass
[02:25] <ducklord> finally
[02:25] <ducklord> it took 4 months, but pulp fiction and sin city arrived in the mail today
[02:25] <ducklord> score
[02:25] <daze> what you guys watching
[02:26] <r3in> pulp fiction is the shit
[02:27] <ducklord> I don't know what the rest of these wiggas are watching, but I'm watching
[02:27] <ducklord> indeed
[02:28] <ScumFrog> awesome film
[02:28] <yuck> what's in that suitcase in pulp fiction?
[02:28] <yuck> the one they recover
[02:29] <yuck> when its open it glows
[02:29] <Mavs> ··:: MPClassic ¤ ¦------------------- Pink Panther 034 Prefabricated Pink ¤ 00
[02:29] <r3in> thats up for debate
[02:29] <r3in> damn mavs
[02:29] <r3in> where did you find that?
[02:30] <Mavs> I have every episodes of it
[02:30] <Mavs> on a dvd
[02:31] <ducklord> congrats
[02:32] <ducklord> that script was pretty ugly though ;P
[02:32] <r3in> share with the world =/
[02:32] <ducklord> marv > *
[02:32] <Mavs> you can always come here so I'll make you a copy of it
[02:33] <r3in> oh yeah
[02:33] <r3in> wheres that?
[02:33] <Mavs> Turkey
[02:33] <r3in> i see
[02:33] <r3in> i cant hitchhike over water
[02:34] <Mavs> that would be hard
[02:34] <r3in> paypal
[02:34] <Mavs> can paypal transfer dvds too?
[02:35] <r3in> nope but it can pay shipping and dvd costs
[02:35] <Mavs> well, I can always get a credit card and open a paypal account for sure
[02:36] <r3in> dont even need a credit card anymore
[02:36] <r3in> normal bank accounts work
[02:36] <Mavs> how is that?
[02:36] <ducklord> I have to admit though
[02:36] <ducklord> casting Elijah wood in this movie is pretty weird. But strangely enough, i
[02:37] <Rjx> which movie
[02:37] <r3in> sin city
[02:38] <Rjx> elijah wood was in sin city?
[02:38] <ducklord> ya
[02:38] <r3in> well they make two deposits into your account you goto the bank, and ask how m
[02:38] <Mavs> any bank?
[02:38] <ducklord> that cannibal kid that marv ties to a tree and cuts up
[02:39] * Rjx changes topic to '"Big Train" eps 1-4 now on hub in movies/'
[02:39] <ducklord> also
[02:39] <ducklord> I watched the last FG episode today
[02:39] <ducklord> so now I have nothing to watch :(
[02:39] <Rjx> ding fries are done
[02:39] <Rjx> ding fries are done
[02:39] <r3in> go watch advent children
[02:40] <ducklord> the whatnow?
[02:41] <ducklord> say, old man, how many seasons of FG is there?
[02:41] <ScumFrog> fg as in, family guy?
[02:41] <ScumFrog> 5 i think
[02:41] <ducklord> ya
[02:41] <ducklord> really?
[02:41] <ducklord> sweet, then I have one more to watch
[02:41] <r3in> fg = shit
[02:41] <ducklord> just need to get it
[02:41] <ScumFrog> :o
[02:42] <Rjx> lies
[02:42] <ScumFrog> FG is awesome
[02:42] <ducklord> hater ;[
[02:42] <Rjx> POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER
[02:42] <ScumFrog> rofl
[02:42] <ScumFrog> heh, all my co-workers are looking at me funny cos I actually lol'd
[02:43] <ScumFrog> :/
[02:43] <r3in> hahaha
[02:43] <Rjx> !wind
[02:43] <DigDoug> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[02:43] <r3in> say, what type of work does SymmIL do? that he is always waiting in airports?
[02:43] <ducklord> damn
[02:43] <r3in> import/export?
[02:43] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[02:43] <DigDoug> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 3:00 AM MDT on April
[02:43] <ducklord> I want my intarnets back
[02:43] <Rjx> drug dealer
[02:44] <ducklord> sick of stealing from the neighbour, because it sucks
[02:44] <ducklord> kill him for me, Rjx
[02:44] <ducklord> kill him good *evil wink*
[02:45] <ScumFrog> sin city quote ¬_¬
[02:45] <ducklord> yes
[02:45] <ducklord> Rjx was in that movie
[02:45] <r3in> hahah
[02:45] <ScumFrog> hah, as Marv?
[02:46] <ducklord> no
[02:46] <ducklord> he played both goldie and kevin, actually
[02:46] <ducklord> and that bolivian gentleman
[02:46] <ScumFrog> lol
[02:46] <Rjx> i'll kill you
[02:46] <ScumFrog> thought he coulda been the orange dood ;]
[02:47] <ducklord> :(
[02:48] <r3in> hmm all this talk about torinteno (sp) makes me want to go watch res dogs
[02:48] <ScumFrog> another good film
[02:48] <ScumFrog> presume you've all seen layer cake?
[02:49] <ScumFrog> tis great
[02:49] <ducklord_> hooray for the internet
[02:49] <ducklord_> also; tarantino
[02:49] <r3in> whats it about?
[02:49] <r3in> thanks
[02:49] <ducklord_> I can't remember if I have reservoir dogs..I'll have to check. I need to
[02:50] <r3in> acually, i wouldnt mind seeing from dusk till dawn or kill zoey again
[02:50] <daze> killing zoe
[02:50] <r3in> .imbd layer cake
[02:50] <r3in> .imdb layer cake
[02:50] <Rjx> url imdb layer cake
[02:50] <DigDoug> - "imdb layer cake": http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375912/
[02:52] <r3in> hmm
[02:52] <r3in> same actor as lock stock and two smoking barrels and snatch
[02:53] <ducklord_> which actor?
[02:54] <r3in> guy on the cover for one,
[02:54] <ScumFrog> nope
[02:54] <r3in> he was big chris
[02:54] <Rjx> vinnie jones?
[02:54] <ScumFrog> vinnie jones was big chris
[02:54] <ScumFrog> but hes not in layer cake
[02:54] <Rjx> time to tap out today's task list on the typewriter
[02:54] <ducklord_> daniel craig..?
[02:54] <yuck> daniel craig is the one in layer cake
[02:55] <ducklord_> vinnie jones. quite the character
[02:55] <ducklord_> seen mean machine?
[02:55] <ScumFrog> yeah, thats pretty funny
[02:55] <ducklord_> hehe
[02:55] <ducklord_> indeed
[02:55] <ducklord_> But again
[02:55] <ducklord_> since you guys seem to like pulp movies etc, you need to pick up some dan
[02:55] <ducklord_> two in particular
[02:56] <Rjx> http://www.fiveaside.no/rediger/images/vinnie_jones_01.jpg
[02:56] <ducklord_> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0180748/
[02:56] <Rjx> http://www.joblo.com/newsimages1/news-eurotrip-int-3.jpg
[02:56] <ducklord_> and http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0246692/
[02:56] <Rjx> i like that there are like, a billion angles for that shot
[02:57] <r3in> Canada:18A (Alberta/British Columbia/Ontario) // Canada:13+ (Quebec)
[02:57] <ducklord_> it's gazza he's fondling, right?
[02:57] <r3in> fucking frogs need to fix their rating systems
[02:57] <Rjx> i think so
[02:57] <r3in> or i need to become a frog
[02:57] <Rjx> old paul doesn't seem to be enjoying it
[02:57] <ducklord_> looks like him. and as far as I remember, it is him
[02:57] <ducklord_> hah
[02:57] <ducklord_> no, he doesn't
[02:58] <ScumFrog> haha, gazza
[02:58] <ScumFrog> cry me a river.
[03:01] <ScumFrog> hmm
[03:01] <ScumFrog> the more I listen to it, the more I like this new Embrace album
[03:01] <ScumFrog> tis quite good.
[03:12] <r3in> damn
[03:12] <r3in> i have 10 days to get 300$
[03:12] <ScumFrog> :o
[03:12] <ScumFrog> what for?
[03:13] <r3in> rent
[03:13] <r3in> food
[03:13] <r3in> all that shit
[03:13] <ScumFrog> eep
[03:13] <r3in> time to start robbing banks again
[03:13] <r3in> err, did i say again?
[03:14] <yuck> http://www.angryalien.com/
[03:15] <yuck> 30-second bunnies theater production of reservoir dogs is out
[03:18] <ducklord> I'll always love you, yuck
[03:18] <ducklord> always
[03:19] <ducklord> and never..!
[03:19] <yuck> :-p
[03:22] * _tHM is now known as tHM
[03:25] <r3in> hahaha
[03:25] <r3in> that was great
[03:25] <r3in> it totally summed it up
[03:48] <r3in> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2956447426428748010&q=night+of+the+li
[03:51] <r3in> http://www.archive.org/details/night_of_the_living_dead
[03:52] <r3in> I think i should start a tracker for 'legal
[03:52] <r3in> ' torrents
[03:53] <Rjx> a few places do that
[03:53] <Rjx> although if you had targeted legal material
[03:53] <Rjx> say, internet shows that want further distribution
[03:53] <Rjx> i.e entertainment
[03:54] <Rjx> that could draw some interest
[03:54] <r3in> i think that would be cool
[03:54] <r3in> and like tv shows with the adds in them
[03:55] <Thuryn> *ads
[03:56] <r3in> but i was thinking for like old/home made(indy) films
[03:56] <r3in> *comercials
[03:56] <Rjx> *commercials
[03:56] <Rjx> couldn't resist ;x
[03:56] * r3in just stfu's up
[03:56] <Thuryn> ;p
[03:58] <Thuryn> damn. going to be in the mid 40s again tonight :/
[03:58] <Rjx> it's a tough life being a male prostitute
[03:58] <Thuryn> it's not easy making green?
[03:59] <yuck> hahaha
[03:59] <Thuryn> well after two days of fasting
[03:59] <Thuryn> i'm off for some big-ass burgers
[03:59] <Thuryn> catch y'all later
[03:59] <r3in> so thats what you call it
[04:01] <r3in> i think he forgot the l in toodlz
[04:01] <r3in> regardless, thats still horrible for a grammar nazi
[04:02] <Rjx> fooodz?
[04:03] <r3in> oh
[04:03] <r3in> stupid font
[04:03] <r3in> makes teh f's look like t's
[04:10] <Kurin> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4532655054541503262&pl=true hahaha
[04:13] <r3in> how does cddb work?
[04:13] <r3in> like winamp found some shit for a cd
[04:13] <r3in> its accurate
[04:13] <r3in> but when i goto the site to find it
[04:13] <r3in> its not their
[04:14] <r3in> cant find the CD or the artist
[04:19] <Twin> artist name?
[04:19] <Kurin> god damnit winamp
[04:20] <r3in> Disc title: In Wanderland Vol. 1 (Truth, or Alysses' Adventures in the Underwo
[04:20] <Kurin> if you don't know HOW to play it, don't fucking TRY
[04:21] <Twin> :/
[04:21] <Twin> it's a program
[04:21] <Twin> it's trying because it's been told at some point by something it could play fi
[04:21] <Twin> direct your anger elsewhere :P
[04:21] <r3in> bullshit
[04:21] <Twin> r3in
[04:21] <Twin> when was the cd made?
[04:22] <r3in> 2005
[04:22] <Kurin> No, I told it to play wmvs in wmp
[04:22] <Kurin> like 40 million times
[04:22] <Twin> it's not pulling the info off cddb
[04:22] <r3in> yeah i know
[04:22] <Kurin> And I've told winamp to keep its nose out of video
[04:22] <Twin> it's this thing called cd text
[04:22] <Kurin> also 40 million times
[04:22] <r3in> no, it searched cddb
[04:22] <r3in> or so winamp told me
[04:23] <r3in> like if i ripped it and sent you all the mp3s
[04:23] <r3in> then you burnt them
[04:23] <r3in> it would find them
[04:24] <Twin> trust me on this one
[04:24] <Twin> it's cd text
[04:24] <jeek> Your mother is CD text!
[04:24] <jeek> ooo zing!
[04:24] <r3in> would i be able to read it then?
[04:24] <Twin> just cause winamp searches cddb, doesn't mean it will always return values fro
[04:25] <r3in> yes, but winamp should say that its not on their
[04:25] <r3in> and ask me if i want to submit it
[04:26] <Twin> but it doesn't.
[04:26] <Twin> might be something you want to take up with nullsoft
[04:26] <r3in> ill use another mp3 player and see if it does the same
[04:26] <Twin> http://www.isobuster.com/isobuster/help/hs220.htm
[04:27] <Twin> that's the wrong one
[04:27] <Twin> http://www.ncf.carleton.ca/~aa571/cdtext.htm
[04:27] <Twin> that one is better
[04:29] <r3in> i dont doubt that that could be done
[04:30] <r3in> but, i could swear winamp tells you if its not on cddb
[04:35] <r3in> thanks Twin
[04:35] <Twin> it doesn't, never has as far as i know
[04:35] <Twin> just spits out track numbers if it absolutely cannot get the track info
[04:40] <r3in> no
[04:41] <r3in> i read the cd text
[04:41] <r3in> "...in Wanderland" -- Fiction
[04:41] <r3in> all it has is the title of the album
[04:41] <r3in> no song names and no artists
[04:42] <Twin> it's in there
[04:42] <Twin> put the cd in a really nice car stero
[04:42] <Twin> stereo
[04:43] <Twin> cd-text is something i've had quite a few nice encounters with. it's nifty stu
[04:43] <r3in> i think the only reason it got the title is because that is the cd lable or sm
[04:44] <Twin> i need to rewire the harness i have for this blaupunkt stereo i have siting on
[04:44] <r3in> http://sourceforge.net/projects/cdexos
[04:45] <Twin> my mom bought a brand new car stereo because the one she had, which was actual
[04:45] <Twin> wouldn't play mp3 cds
[04:45] <Twin> and the combined heads of her and my uncle couldn't figure out how to burn a c
[04:46] <r3in> what did she do with her old one?
[04:47] <Twin> she was going to throw it away, so i took it before it hit the trash
[04:47] <Twin> oh shit, i need to leave.
[04:47] <Twin> be back in like 8 hours.
[04:47] <r3in> peace
[04:51] <r3in> nope
[04:51] <r3in> its on cddb i know it
[04:51] <r3in> wmp couldnt find it
[04:54] <Rjx> haha
[04:54] <Rjx> so that "cross platform virus" that everyone was alerted about
[04:54] <Rjx> doesn't work in any remotely new linux kernel
[04:55] <Rjx> so linus torvalds wrote a patch for the virus code so that it'd actually work
[04:55] <r3in> lmfao
[04:55] <Rjx> looks like the "alert" might have been a sketchy ploy to drum up business by ka
[04:56] <Rjx> http://software.newsforge.com/article.pl?sid=06/04/18/1941251
[04:56] <Rjx> there's the article
[04:57] * Time rub rjx's crotch
[04:57] <Rjx> D:
[04:57] <Rjx> you confused the hell out of me just then
[04:58] <Rjx> wondered which channel i was in
[04:58] <r3in> that was thoughtful of him
[04:58] <Time> haha
[04:58] <Time> I'm good at that, sometimes.
[04:59] <r3in> time to remember if i can cook omelettes
[05:00] <mef> what's to remember :I
[05:00] <mef> crack dem eggs
[05:00] <mef> cook dem eggs
[05:01] <mef> add dat fillin'
[05:01] <mef> fold n' serve
[05:09] <r3in> yes
[05:09] <r3in> well its more complicated than that
[05:09] <r3in> namely if you fuck up you get scambled eggs
[05:09] <r3in> and, i do remember
[05:10] <mef> huh
[05:10] <mef> how could you possibly end up with scrambled
[05:11] <Rjx> http://www.petitiononline.com/optix/petition.html
[05:11] <Rjx> haha
[05:12] <r3in> you cant just fold it
[05:12] <r3in> you need to have a lid on it
[05:12] <mef> ridiculous
[05:13] * r3in signs the petition
[05:13] <Stereo``> maybe you didn't stir it well enough
[05:13] <r3in> i dunno, it was the way i was taught to make them
[05:14] <r3in> by taught i mean, the way my grandma showed my dad my dad showed me, so on
[05:14] <r3in> do you guys use milk?
[05:15] <mef> you can add a small measure of cream to add fluffiness
[05:15] <mef> don't use milk :I
[05:15] <r3in> kk, thats the difference right their
[05:16] <yuck> for extra kick add finely chopped tomatoes,onions and green chillis
[05:17] <r3in> thats filling
[05:17] <r3in> Rjx im the only one to sign that petition
[05:17] <Tark-Work> I was at the store the other day and there were these four EXTREMELY hot
[05:18] <r3in> oh no
[05:18] <r3in> what did you do?
[05:18] <Tark-Work> and one of them says "yeah, but I wouldn't fuck a guy without a 7" dick"
[05:18] <r3in> you walked up to them......
[05:18] <yuck> so 6" is fine?
[05:18] <Tark-Work> so I went up to her and I said "you're pretty hot, but I'm not folding it
[05:18] <yuck> hahahahaa
[05:18] <r3in> fuck man
[05:19] <r3in> did you get some?
[05:19] <Tark-Work> it's a joke
[05:19] <Tark-Work> it's just funnier if you tell it in first person
[05:19] <Tark-Work> I almost typed fist person but someone would have gone OMG LOL BASH DOT O
[05:19] <r3in> well, i could see my friends doing that shit
[05:20] <r3in> so, i couldnt tell it was a joke =/
[05:24] <r3in> PetitionOnline.com has disabled the display of email addresses for signatories
[05:25] <Tark-Work> speaking of which, lemme paste a spam I got today
[05:25] <Tark-Work> Your current login & password = combination are=20 out of date.
[05:25] <Tark-Work> To renew please click Reply and get back to us with the=20 following info
[05:25] <Tark-Work> Your Name, Account Number, Login and=20 Password.
[05:26] <Tark-Work> Regards,
[05:26] <Tark-Work> National City=20 Support
[05:26] <Tark-Work> From: "Support" <rusvisa@intourist.ru>
[05:26] <r3in> hahaha
[05:31] <ExZippo> guys
[05:31] <ExZippo> http://xs77.xs.to/pics/06162/1145328014320.gif
[05:33] <Tark-Work> ytmnd that
[05:33] <ExZippo> OPEN THE DOOR
[05:33] <ExZippo> GET ON THE FLOOR
[05:33] <ExZippo> EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
[05:34] <ExZippo> http://walkthedino.ytmnd.com/
[05:35] <ExZippo> or, for the right one
[05:35] <ExZippo> http://walkthedinosaur.ytmnd.com/
[05:43] <ScumFrog> genius
[05:45] <jonathans> holy hsit
[05:45] <jonathans> haha
[05:45] <jonathans> anyone ever see this one http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/2999/resizeof
[05:46] <ScumFrog> lol
[05:53] <jeek> Is there a way to make checkboxes smaller than usual?
[05:53] <jeek> ..On an HTML form?
[05:54] <laFunk> Hey, jeek! How are you this fine morning?
[05:54] <jeek> Tired as hell
[05:54] <laFunk> I'm sorry. :(
[05:54] <laFunk> I did leave earlier than last time, though.
[05:54] <jeek> true true
[05:55] <laFunk> Blah. Krissy spent over 8 hours on the phone with Amtrak and Mastercard tryi
[05:55] <laFunk> I still don't know if she got it figured out yet, and now I can't get ahold
[05:55] <laFunk> Blah.
[05:55] <laFunk> The bus leaves the neighborhood to go to the depot in a little over an hour.
[05:55] <laFunk> To catch the bus up to Buff.
[05:55] <laFunk> But I still don't know if I'm going. WTF?!
[05:56] <laFunk> I checked Amtrak's website, and there are no reservations under the e-mail a
[05:57] <ExZippo> http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/5841/11454244555033bg.jpg
[05:57] <ExZippo> I AM LINK
[05:57] <ExZippo> GIVE ME A DRINK
[05:57] <ExZippo> I AM LINK
[05:57] <ExZippo> GIVE ME A DRINK
[05:57] <laFunk> RAOTFLMAO
[05:57] <laFunk> *hands ExZippo a drink*
[05:58] <r3in> wtf is the dinosaur?
[05:58] <jeek> Man, Link really let himself go in his later years.
[05:58] <jeek> r3in: Oldschool dance
[05:58] <ExZippo> I'ma.... fuckin... TRIFORCE....zeldip more...liek
[05:58] <jeek> r3in: Your best bet is to /msg edt and ask him.
[05:58] <ExZippo> r3in: Open the door, then get on the floor.
[05:58] <laFunk> I'm going to go call Amtrak. I'll be back in a few.
[05:58] <jeek> peash
[05:58] <r3in> hrm
[05:58] <r3in> well its usally the other way around for me
[05:59] <r3in> people open the door then yell at me to get on the fucking ground
[05:59] <jeek> GET DOWN ON THE FUCKING GROUND SO HELP ME I'LL BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS
[05:59] <r3in> while waving around nice sub machine guns
[05:59] <jeek> I mean, err, do the dinosaur, yeah.
[06:00] <r3in> lmao
[06:02] <ExZippo> From now on, anyone not found doing the dinosaur will be shot.
[06:03] * jeek starts mating with something from the jurassic era.
[06:03] <r3in> wtf jeek get off my grandma
[06:03] <ExZippo> Having sex is also now a shooting offence
[06:04] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:05] <r3in> morning timmo
[06:07] <Spidey`> noooooooo
[06:07] <Spidey`> hd clicks of doom
[06:11] <r3in> how was your burgers?
[06:13] <laFunk> I'm back.
[06:13] <laFunk> Damn Amtrak
[06:16] <maff> w2
[06:16] <poopy> maff Temp 64F/18C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:02PM; high:(upper 7
[06:21] <laFunk> I still don't know if I'm going out of town in LESS THAN AN HOUR.... WTF?!!!
[06:22] <Spidey`> mp3[02-blacklisted-eye for an eye-edg.mp3]![178kbps/4m2s]
[06:26] <Spidey`> mp3[03 - bruising serenade.mp3]![128kbps/1m30s]
[06:28] <Spidey`> mp3[07 - old friend.mp3]![128kbps/2m2s]
[06:30] <daze> whutchu listening to know
[06:30] <daze> ?~!!
[06:30] <daze> now*
[06:30] <daze> ?@?@
[06:30] * Time pees on daze
[06:30] * daze keeps his mouth/eyes/nose closed
[06:31] <r3in|> ffs
[06:31] <r3in|> my comp just froze and i had 3 mins left on night of the living dead
[06:33] <Spidey`> mp3[diecast - day of reckoning - remember the fallen.mp3]![128kbps/5m44s]
[06:33] <Spidey`> daze: >:P
[06:34] * r3in| is now known as r3in
[06:35] <jeek> oi
[06:43] <c-rOCK> mp3[04 10,000 Days (Wings Part 2)] [11m15s/192kbps]
[06:46] <laFunk> Another White House Press Secretary quit.
[06:47] <|sili> probably cause 'press secratary' means GW can grab your junk
[06:54] <daze> http://uploader.ws/upload/200604/torture.jpg
[06:59] <laFunk> Unauthorized referer, daze.
[07:01] <daze> lame :/
[07:01] <Spidey`> works for me
[07:01] <Spidey`> funny pic
[07:05] <daze> http://uploader.ws/upload/200604/bush_baghdad_bob_animated_1.gif
[07:05] <laFunk> Nope.
[07:05] <laFunk> Unauthorized refere
[07:06] <laFunk> referer
[07:06] <Spidey`> works fine for me, again
[07:06] <Spidey`> what browser are you using?
[07:06] <laFunk> IE
[07:06] <Spidey`> weird
[07:07] <Spidey`> your browser should be saying 'direct request'
[07:07] <Spidey`> shouldn't be any referrer
[07:07] <laFunk> It's not.
[07:07] <Spidey`> well it's funked up then
[07:07] <Spidey`> :P
[07:08] <jonathans> anyone on the hub got the new tool?
[07:09] <Spidey`> jonathans: doesn't come up w/ search
[07:10] <issuez> morning tinkerbells
[07:10] <jonathans> i no :(
[07:10] <Spidey`> mawnin
[07:10] <jonathans> <3amez
[07:10] <issuez> <3jonafanz
[07:11] <Spidey`> jonathans: http://www.mininova.org/search/?search=tool+10%2C000
[07:12] <jonathans> amazing
[07:12] <jonathans> torrentz
[07:12] <issuez> w2
[07:12] <jonathans> i wonder which ones are not fake
[07:12] <poopy> issuez Temp 39F/4C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:43PM; high:(mid to upper 50
[07:12] <mef> dont download torrents
[07:12] <mef> the RIAA is doing a sweep
[07:13] <jonathans> lol
[07:13] <issuez> THEYVE GONE PLAID
[07:13] <issuez> !@#$
[07:14] <daze> if thats your idea of a joke, you must write for leno
[07:14] <issuez> your mother
[07:14] <daze> hehe i wasnt even talking to you :p
[07:15] <daze> :|
[07:15] <issuez> oh
[07:15] <issuez> i know
[07:15] <c-rOCK> jon
[07:15] <c-rOCK> i got it
[07:15] <Spidey`> i will have it in about 10 mins
[07:15] <issuez> and theyre like its better than yours damn right its better than yours
[07:15] <Spidey`> D:
[07:16] <issuez> i already have it
[07:16] <daze> lol kelis
[07:16] <daze> werd ive had 10,000 days since yesterday ;[
[07:16] <Spidey`> such hax
[07:16] <daze> riding on the metro1!!!!
[07:17] <issuez> youre odd
[07:17] <issuez> i bet tom and katies baby isnt even theirs
[07:17] <issuez> its some alien spawn
[07:17] <issuez> thats going to take over the world
[07:17] <daze> xenu baby
[07:18] <jonathans> o rly
[07:18] <jonathans> are you on the hub
[07:19] <jeek> mmm cold placenta sammiches
[07:19] <daze> jonathans yes i am but its not in the shared dir
[07:19] <jonathans> 11 tracks right
[07:20] <jonathans> found it on usenet
[07:20] <Spidey`> yeah 11 tracks
[07:20] <daze> whoppner at 11
[07:20] <daze> whoppner at 11
[07:22] <daze> amez how you been
[07:22] <csqrl> what the fuck is ohm
[07:23] <csqrl> ogm*
[07:23] <csqrl> ogg movie?
[07:23] <jeek> Oldschool Gangstas' Monthly
[07:23] <issuez> ive been O K
[07:23] <daze> C OO L
[07:24] <issuez> even better when im in miami for a week
[07:24] <daze> ah tht sounds nice
[07:24] <daze> what you going for?
[07:24] <issuez> mos def
[07:24] <issuez> vacation & wedding
[07:24] <daze> ah :)
[07:24] <GerbilWrk> csqrl, yes, ogg movie
[07:24] <issuez> me and the bastard havent had a tropical vacation together yet either
[07:24] <daze> congratsie
[07:24] <issuez> so its gonna be spehshewl
[07:25] <daze> yeah
[07:25] <laFunk> Looks like I'm not going today. :(
[07:25] <laFunk> I'm going back to bed.
[07:25] <daze> hell you guys might even have a threesome down there
[07:25] <jeek> Leaving us?
[07:25] <Rjx> ffffffffff
[07:25] <Rjx> working my goddamn ass off today
[07:25] <issuez> no threesome
[07:25] <jonathans> 0xfffffffffffffffff
[07:25] <issuez> just lots of hot sex
[07:25] <laFunk> Just gonna take a bit of a nap. I'll be back online this afternoon. I might
[07:25] <GerbilWrk> doing what Rjx?
[07:25] <issuez> between a wife and husband
[07:25] <daze> oh it'll be hot alright
[07:25] <Rjx> 0xDECAFBAD
[07:25] <laFunk> threesomes... what?
[07:26] <Rjx> syswear stuff mainly today
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> Threesomes are the devil.... or so my wife says
[07:26] <laFunk> >:)
[07:26] * pith|afk is now known as pith
[07:26] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: that's how she got pregnant
[07:26] <issuez> hahaha
[07:26] <issuez> HAHAHA
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> pfft
[07:26] <ScumFrog> zing!
[07:26] <GerbilWrk> just because i'm as big as two men does not make it a threesome
[07:26] <laFunk> :P
[07:26] <issuez> yea its your 2nd penis that does
[07:27] <Rjx> it's the other men in the bed that do
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> she always said it was cute :(
[07:27] <daze> w 33128
[07:27] <DigDoug> Weather for Miami, Florida (33128) Conditions & - Updated at 9:53 AM ED
[07:27] <laFunk> Jeek... send me a messege when you get a chance... because I demand it! :)
[07:27] <Spidey`> yay i found plugin to make old winamp play m4a
[07:27] <GerbilWrk> wow, I think I may just clear 50k this year
[07:27] <laFunk> E-mail me or my profile.
[07:28] <issuez> woo
[07:28] <issuez> laFunk
[07:28] <issuez> who daFunk are you
[07:28] <Spidey`> jeek's womang?
[07:28] <laFunk> One of his lady friends.... ;)
[07:28] <jonathans> peng nigga u slow
[07:28] <issuez> god
[07:28] <jonathans> i already got it from usenet
[07:28] <Spidey`> haha
[07:29] <Spidey`> i'm listening now, jon
[07:29] <jonathans> 42 kb/s my ass
[07:29] <Spidey`> 300k/s w/ the torrent
[07:29] <jonathans> try 750
[07:29] <Spidey`> blah
[07:29] <jeek> Funk: I'm here. Sorta.
[07:29] <jeek> What's up?
[07:29] <issuez> who keeps inviting retards
[07:29] <issuez> i know its one of you in the morning
[07:29] <laFunk> Well, I might be going into town later this afternoon... didn't know if you
[07:29] <jonathans> ITS NOT ME
[07:30] <issuez> JONAFANZ DONT YOU DARE LIE TO ME
[07:30] <laFunk> Send me a messege, either email or my space....
[07:30] <issuez> OK WE GET IT
[07:30] <issuez> JEEK
[07:30] <issuez> SOMEHOW
[07:30] <issuez> SOMEWAY
[07:30] <issuez> FUCKING CONTACT LAFUNK
[07:30] <issuez> SO SHE WILL SHUT
[07:30] <issuez> THE
[07:30] <issuez> FUCK
[07:30] <issuez> UP
[07:30] <laFunk> :P
[07:30] <issuez> jesus
[07:30] <jonathans> THEN PUT YOUR SISTER AT THE KEYBOARD
[07:30] <issuez> CHRIST
[07:30] <issuez> jonafanz
[07:30] <issuez> msg me
[07:30] <issuez> or my profile
[07:30] <jonathans> hay
[07:30] <issuez> hey jonafanz
[07:30] <issuez> msg me
[07:30] <jonathans> aim
[07:30] <issuez> or my space
[07:30] <issuez> ok?
[07:30] <issuez> jonafanz
[07:30] <issuez> msg me
[07:31] <jeek> Funk: I'm heading out to the mall after work to pick up Brain Age
[07:31] <jonathans> hahahahaha
[07:31] <laFunk> ahhh
[07:31] <jeek> Then grabbing some groceries at the Quality across the street after I pick up
[07:31] <Rjx> what is your space url
[07:31] <jeek> So I'll be home around 6, I guess.
[07:31] <Spidey`> yeah where's teh boobies
[07:31] <laFunk> Ahhh... have fun.
[07:32] <laFunk> Are you going out to the bar tonight? Or are you going to be home?
[07:32] <GerbilWrk> issuez, you harassing her is not going to help jeek get laid
[07:32] <Rjx> i need the internet explorer link to your profile issuez
[07:32] <issuez> hahah
[07:32] <issuez> OK GOD
[07:32] <jeek> Not hitting the bar. I was thinking about doing laundry.
[07:32] <GerbilWrk> this is why we can't bring womenz onto the IRC
[07:32] <Rjx> maybe i'll try another mirc channel
[07:32] <issuez> QUICK LINKZ 2 MI PR0FILEZ
[07:32] <Rjx> well this is why you don't discuss every detail of the evening's plans
[07:32] <Rjx> in-channel
[07:32] <issuez> hahaha
[07:32] <jeek> woot.
[07:32] <laFunk> Oh yeah. After you get the laundry off the floor, maybe I can start organizi
[07:33] <ScumFrog> haha, doing laundry = masterbating.
[07:33] <Rjx> GET A (CHAT) ROOM
[07:33] <issuez> hahaha
[07:33] <GerbilWrk> $5 says Jeek got shell access somewhere and is making up this conversatio
[07:33] <issuez> hahahahah
[07:33] <issuez> stopppppppppp
[07:33] <laFunk> LMAO
[07:33] <issuez> imma cry
[07:33] <jeek> Gerb: I'll take that bet. :D
[07:33] <Spidey`> no pics no care
[07:33] <jonathans> WHOOPS FINGER SLIPPED
[07:33] <jonathans> SEE YOU LATER GUYS, TIME TO GO TO ANOTHER PLACE
[07:34] <GerbilWrk> :)
[07:34] <Rjx> it's lucky that your finger slipped but you also managed to set +m
[07:34] <issuez> man
[07:34] <issuez> that hurt my stomach
[07:34] <Rjx> triumph over adversity
[07:34] <issuez> OK
[07:34] <Rjx> honour in the face of danger
[07:34] <issuez> NO COCKBLOCKZ
[07:34] <issuez> SWEAR
[07:34] <jonathans> ISNT IT RJX ALSO I'M NOT HERE I'M SOMEWHERE ELSE SO I COULDN'T POSSIBLY S
[07:34] <issuez> dude
[07:34] <issuez> anything to get jeek laid
[07:34] <issuez> for the love of moses
[07:35] <jonathans> haha
[07:35] <laFunk> LMAO
[07:35] <jeek> woo!
[07:35] <Rjx> hey issuez i am going to read a book tonight with pages in it, and i will turn
[07:35] <mef> wau http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1594
[07:35] <Rjx> but maybe not
[07:36] <issuez> stop getting fresh
[07:36] <issuez> with i.
[07:36] <laFunk> http://www.myspace.com/journeylafunk
[07:36] <jeek> Funk: I need to get you mIRC or something.
[07:36] <laFunk> ?
[07:37] <jeek> It's a better way to get here than that webchat interface.
[07:37] <issuez> ? indeed.
[07:37] <mef> should I go take a shit or should I continue to hotbox my office with eye-sting
[07:37] <laFunk> Ahhh.
[07:37] <r3in> wtf
[07:37] <r3in> theirs someone here using webchat
[07:37] <Rjx> http://www.myspace.com/Rjx
[07:37] <Rjx> fucking retards
[07:37] <issuez> RJX WTF
[07:37] <Rjx> stealing my name
[07:37] <Rjx> I PUT THE SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!
[07:37] <Rjx> going to murder that guy
[07:37] <jonathans> ew
[07:38] <Rjx> About me:
[07:38] <Rjx> DANCE THRASH DANCE BABY
[07:38] <jeek> I'm going to impregnate his sister and eat the placenta!
[07:38] <jonathans> i go to her pics section:
[07:38] <jonathans> Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.
[07:38] <laFunk> LMAO
[07:38] <issuez> RJX - YOU CANT BE A ROCK STAR
[07:38] <jonathans> TOO MUCH FAT FOR HTTP
[07:38] <laFunk> Isn't that the second time I've heard you refer to placenta eating today?
[07:38] <Rjx> Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:one to my halo buddies: PWND
[07:38] <DigDoug> cringe.
[07:38] <jonathans> OOB ERROR
[07:38] <jeek> YOU 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT
[07:38] <Rjx> gggggggggggggffffffffffsd
[07:38] <jeek> Funk: I'm hungry, and I don't have the cash for prelunch snacks.
[07:38] <laFunk> :(
[07:38] <issuez> I FEEl gay
[07:39] <issuez> im like the only one on myspace that hasnt edited their home page
[07:39] <laFunk> I wish I had transportation right now so I could bring you snackages.
[07:39] <issuez> or put in picture slides
[07:39] <Rjx> haha
[07:39] <Rjx> mine is still blank
[07:39] <jeek> issuez: Why are you not my friend? :`(
[07:39] <Rjx> because i can't remember my username
[07:39] <r3in> blah
[07:39] <issuez> i dunno
[07:39] <jeek> http://myspace.com/tjeckman/
[07:39] <r3in> i cant watch mp4s
[07:39] <jeek> I EVEN THREW IN A LAME SONG SO MUSIC KICKS IN WHEN YOU VIEW MY MYSPACE
[07:39] <Rjx> i started using it to stalk people i knew in high school
[07:39] <jeek> I AM SO HARDCORE
[07:39] <Rjx> but then i became embarassed
[07:40] <laFunk> Awww... look at Cuddles the badass hamster!
[07:40] <issuez> i only got it to talk to a friend from HS and then everyone else got it and
[07:40] <Rjx> because everyone had big scrolling animated backgrounds
[07:40] <Rjx> and beer glasses flying down the screen like snowflakes
[07:40] <Rjx> and i decided it was best that i just pretended not to know them
[07:40] <issuez> hahha
[07:40] <Rjx> people i respect in daily life instantly lose my respect if they act like a tar
[07:41] <laFunk> brb Going to store, munchies, eating then napping.
[07:41] <jeek> SHITCOCK
[07:41] <Rjx> y u do dat????
[07:41] <jeek> roses r redd, vilets r blu, lolwtfomgbbq
[07:42] <Rjx> roses are red, violets are blue
[07:42] <Rjx> come to la, i will fight u
[07:42] <issuez> hey titty, thats not your myspace name
[07:42] <GerbilWrk> laFunk is journey isn't she?
[07:42] <Rjx> i am draining the lizard
[07:43] <Rjx> she's just a smalltown girl
[07:43] <Rjx> living in a lonely world
[07:43] <jeek> Gerb: Yeah
[07:43] <Rjx> she took the midnight train going anyyyyyywhere
[07:43] <GerbilWrk> score one for the holistic detective agency!
[07:43] <issuez> tjeckman
[07:43] <Rjx> is laFunk the same person we bitched out in #ot
[07:43] <issuez> plaz halp
[07:43] <Rjx> for making up a bunch of crap about circumcision
[07:43] <jeek> issuez: ?
[07:43] <jeek> Rjx: From what she was telling me, yes.
[07:43] <Rjx> i'm keeping an eye on her then
[07:44] <GerbilWrk> wtf, she's raising a hippie child?
[07:44] <GerbilWrk> this makes me a sad panda
[07:44] <GerbilWrk> :(
[07:45] <Rjx> almost time to get back to work
[07:45] <jeek> It makes your erect penis about 8mm shorter.
[07:45] <issuez> just add me
[07:46] <issuez> its easier
[07:46] <issuez> im zeussi
[07:46] <Rjx> jeek: and that's 33%?
[07:46] <issuez> really original
[07:46] <GerbilWrk> let us see what the microsoft action pack has in store for me this day
[07:46] <Rjx> 22:19 < laFunk> I feel sorry for a man who's cut. It takes off 1/3 the le
[07:46] <issuez> have to poop
[07:47] <jeek> Rjx: It is for me. I dunno. I feel sorry for you if you're not that long!
[07:47] <GerbilWrk> nothing sexier then when a woman lets you know something is coming out of
[07:48] <Rjx> don't get me wrong, there's a real debate over whether circumcision should even
[07:48] <Rjx> but she marched into a rational conversation spouting bullshit
[07:48] <hermes> 1/3 the length?
[07:48] <hermes> does he have a 2cm penis?
[07:49] <Rjx> 22:09 < laFunk> No, I was going to college to be a midwife
[07:49] <Rjx> 22:09 < laFunk> I've studied these issues for over 8 years now
[07:49] <Rjx> probably best she didn't go
[07:49] <issuez> haha
[07:49] <Rjx> 8 years of study and not knowing a damn thing
[07:49] <issuez> i just found my best friend in high school
[07:50] <hermes> how old is your best friend and what is he still doing in high school?
[07:50] <Rjx> haha
[07:50] <Rjx> ;[
[07:50] <GerbilWrk> I found my best friend from 4th grade on myspace
[07:50] <GerbilWrk> fucker joined the military and is driving BMW's
[07:51] <Rjx> i've stopped attempting to contact people i knew early on
[07:51] <Rjx> because almost all have turned into complete retards
[07:52] <jonathans> welcome to #midwifeissues
[07:52] <Rjx> #failedmidwifecareers
[07:52] <jonathans> #winnipeg
[07:53] <Rjx> #midewifecrisis
[07:53] <jonathans> HA
[07:53] <jonathans> HAHA
[07:53] <jonathans> FUCKER
[07:53] <Rjx> *midwife
[07:53] <jonathans> !puns
[07:53] <jonathans> !punnery
[07:53] <Rjx> no time for puns
[07:54] <Rjx> we need to go downtown in a luleelurah
[07:55] <issuez> haha
[07:55] <Spidey`> w 28215
[07:55] <DigDoug> Weather for Charlotte, North Carolina (28215) Conditions & - Updated at
[07:55] <issuez> oh my god
[07:55] <issuez> YOU GUYS WANNA SEE THE GUY I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO
[07:55] <issuez> lolololol
[07:55] <jonathans> ye wait
[07:56] <Rjx> haha sure
[07:56] <hermes> yes
[07:56] <GerbilWrk> sure
[07:56] <jonathans> do i want to see a picture of a guy
[07:56] <jonathans> well why not
[07:56] <jonathans> maybe its a picture of a gravestone
[07:56] <jonathans> then i wont feel rage
[07:56] <Rjx> maybe it's a photo of a bicycle
[07:56] <issuez> im so not showing you guys
[07:56] <jonathans> haha
[07:56] <GerbilWrk> fence post?
[07:56] <issuez> youre gonna make fun of me
[07:56] <Rjx> mechanical bull
[07:56] <jonathans> donkey
[07:56] <issuez> it was my best friends older brother
[07:56] <issuez> =\
[07:56] <Rjx> michael bolton CD
[07:56] <jonathans> you
[07:56] <jonathans> are ghengis kunt
[07:56] <issuez> U2 WAS ON
[07:56] <GerbilWrk> uncle brother?!
[07:56] <issuez> THANK YOU
[07:56] <issuez> NOT MICHAEL BOLTON
[07:56] <issuez> U2
[07:57] <Rjx> which song?
[07:57] <jonathans> was your best friend a chick
[07:57] <issuez> with or without you
[07:57] <issuez> no it was a guy
[07:57] <Rjx> well that's acceptable
[07:57] <jonathans> ladder theory states
[07:57] <jonathans> that he was trying to fuck you first
[07:57] <jonathans> imagine how he felt
[07:57] <issuez> yes but hes the one who set up the first date
[07:57] <jonathans> good work
[07:57] <jonathans> oh maybe hes gay
[07:57] <issuez> then we dated for 6 months
[07:57] <Rjx> ladder theory seems to get quoted at me by the most depressing unsocialites in
[07:57] <laFunk> "There is tremendous variation in foreskin length. In some boys, the foreski
[07:58] <laFunk> http://www.nocirc.org/articles/fleiss2.php
[07:58] <jonathans> if you bring up ladder theory in reference to yourself
[07:58] <Rjx> are you stupid
[07:58] <hermes> issuez: since your not showing us.. how about we just find a random pic and
[07:58] <issuez> http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=3359
[07:58] <hermes> http://www.netsummary.dk/bianco/images/ugly_man.jpg <-- could be him!
[07:58] <jonathans> you are either clinically depressed or fucking three girls
[07:58] <issuez> the guy in striped shirt
[07:58] <issuez> matt
[07:58] <issuez> hahaha
[07:58] <Rjx> do you not know simple biology
[07:58] <issuez> my BFF is on the very right
[07:58] <Rjx> i mean, i'm on your side of the debate here
[07:58] <jonathans> wow
[07:58] <Rjx> and you still seem like a complete moron
[07:59] <jonathans> what a dick
[07:59] <jonathans> good thing you did his brother instead
[07:59] <laFunk> That was a direct quote from a reputable source
[07:59] <issuez> haha
[07:59] <Rjx> from a propaganda site?
[07:59] <issuez> he was dating MY friend at the time anyways
[07:59] <laFunk> From an organization
[07:59] <jonathans> ah
[07:59] <Rjx> see above
[07:59] <issuez> hes got a little belly now
[07:59] <Rjx> i read clinical studies
[07:59] <laFunk> See references
[07:59] <issuez> you can see by how the stripes are sticking out
[07:59] <laFunk> I do too
[08:00] <Rjx> issuez: i was hoping it was the old guy
[08:00] <issuez> haha
[08:00] <issuez> he was always yelling
[08:01] <Rjx> and laFunk, you're making shit up and then finding things later on to try and s
[08:01] <Rjx> and i really don't care who you're fucking
[08:01] <Rjx> it won't stand
[08:02] <Spidey`> http://www.turbotimelounge.us/albums/album43/aau.jpg
[08:02] <Spidey`> sex
[08:03] <issuez> crap
[08:03] <issuez> my stalker from fart collins knowz im on myspace right now
[08:03] <issuez> AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
[08:03] <issuez> MSGES
[08:03] <Kurin> http://www.lookatmebeingserious.com/
[08:03] <Rjx> haha
[08:03] <jonathans> websites cant be fully accurate with "online now" shit
[08:03] <jonathans> just close the window and be like o welz
[08:04] <issuez> but i wasnt done stalking
[08:04] <Rjx> i also love how the page doesn't even support her statements
[08:05] <Rjx> people like this are the reason nothing ever gets changed
[08:05] <Rjx> incapable of presenting a rational argument
[08:05] <Rjx> they cut off one third of your penis and there's 1 in 200 chance they will ruin
[08:05] <Rjx> 22:08 < laFunk> 1 in 6000 babies die as a result of circumcision
[08:05] <Rjx> 22:08 < laFunk> 1 in 200 have a "botched" job done...
[08:06] <GerbilWrk> have you ever tried having a rational conversation with amy? it's impossi
[08:06] <Kurin> Are people arguing about circumcision again?
[08:06] <Rjx> nay
[08:06] <Rjx> i'm arguing about laFunk being a moron
[08:06] <GerbilWrk> if you start to win, she smothers you with a fat roll till you give in
[08:07] <hermes> oh god
[08:07] <jonathans> married to the morons
[08:07] <Rjx> get a brain morman
[08:07] <jonathans> haha
[08:07] <hermes> my feet stink
[08:07] <issuez> YEA GERBIL
[08:07] <issuez> HE WASNT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ME
[08:07] <issuez> STUPID HEAD
[08:07] <issuez> GYOD.
[08:08] <GerbilWrk> I knew he wasn't talking to you, but it's wednesday, isn't that fuck with
[08:08] <Rjx> issuez is an authoritative source on all things relating to cybercrime movies r
[08:08] <jeek> Is that The Net or Hackers?
[08:08] <jeek> (or both?)
[08:08] <Rjx> spell authoritative
[08:08] <DigDoug> - correct/not found.
[08:08] <Rjx> spell authoritive
[08:08] <DigDoug> - authoritative perhaps?
[08:08] <Rjx> the latter
[08:08] <Rjx> was "The Net" the one with sandra bullock
[08:08] <issuez> goddamn it
[08:08] <issuez> hahha
[08:08] <issuez> i love the net
[08:08] <issuez> but hackers is more accurate
[08:09] <issuez> goddamn it
[08:09] <issuez> man
[08:09] <issuez> my stalker is getting in the way of my stalking now
[08:09] <issuez> i think its time to sign off
[08:09] <Rjx> do you have hub access amey
[08:09] <Rjx> would you be able to up haxors
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> I could up the dvd of it, not sure if i still have an xvid copy
[08:10] <Rjx> DVD rip might be a little excessive
[08:10] <daze> hacker is more accurate lol
[08:10] <daze> s
[08:10] <Rjx> also Gerbil, grab "Big Train"
[08:10] <Rjx> /topic
[08:10] <issuez> DONT DISS HACK3RS, JEEZUH.
[08:10] <Rjx> at least the first ep
[08:10] <laFunk> http://www.mothering.com/articles/new_baby/circumcision/circumcision.html
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> i'll look for the xvid rip tonight and up it if i still have it
[08:11] <Rjx> <!--
[08:11] <Rjx> laFunk: i'm pretty sure you aren't understanding what the problem is here
[08:12] <Rjx> i'm anticircumcision, i'm pro-presenting-a-decent-argument-and-not-making-up-sh
[08:12] <hermes> laFunk: you got a circumsion fetish or something?
[08:12] <Kurin> I'd like to jump in here, but the last time I got into an argument about circ
[08:12] <hermes> why would anybody wanna circumsize?
[08:12] <Rjx> traditionalism
[08:12] <hermes> Kurin: i was about to say that.. what normal person is into genital mutilati
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> well i'll be a monkeys uncle, my DC++ client has completely disappeared f
[08:13] <Rjx> in practice there's little difference in sexual functioning, the point is that
[08:13] <jeek> The invisible monster that speaks to my mother told her she had to mutilate my
[08:13] <Rjx> (outside the realm of religion tradition)
[08:13] <Kurin> Maybe it's a freaky thing to do, but I submit that, once it has happened, it'
[08:13] <Rjx> you're shit outta luck jeek
[08:13] <Rjx> 22:19 < laFunk> I would never date a man who was pro circumcision
[08:13] <Rjx> 22:19 < laFunk> I feel sorry for a man who's cut. It takes off 1/3 the le
[08:13] <hermes> http://www.state.gov/g/wi/rls/rep/crfgm/10106.htm
[08:13] <laFunk> LMAO...
[08:13] <Kurin> I'd say it's on par with killing a baby's hair folacles
[08:13] <Rjx> 22:05 < laFunk> My son is uncirc'd
[08:13] <Rjx> 22:05 < laFunk> And my ex was uncirc'd
[08:13] <laFunk> I gave you sources to verify my claims... go for it.
[08:13] <Kurin> So that the child can't ever grow hair
[08:14] <Kurin> It's weird
[08:14] <Kurin> But in the end
[08:14] <Kurin> So the fuck what
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> and having a son that went through it, it is no where near as bad as ever
[08:14] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: it's debatable
[08:14] <Rjx> but the real question is
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> agreed, someone kids take it harder
[08:14] <Rjx> why do it?
[08:14] <GerbilWrk> in our case, tradition
[08:14] <Rjx> if there aren't enough significant reasons to do so, why is it the default
[08:15] <Kurin> I think they thought it would cure masturbation or something
[08:15] <Kurin> Is it worth effort to make it not the default again?
[08:15] <GerbilWrk> but i completely understand why some people do and don't, it's a decision
[08:15] <Rjx> maybe, who knows, it needs far more research
[08:15] <Rjx> and far less people like laFunk
[08:16] <ScumFrog> its more common in America, than say the UK, isnt it?
[08:16] <Rjx> well the question you have to ask there GerbilWrk is whether the family has the
[08:16] <mef> it's true
[08:16] <Rjx> yeah it is
[08:16] <Rjx> it's rarely done for non-religious reasons in the UK
[08:16] <mef> why do we allow parents to perform that particular act of mutilation
[08:17] <mef> if a parent wanted to cut off the skin on the ends of a baby's fingers for reli
[08:17] <Rjx> yeah
[08:17] <mef> you're not allowed to scar a child for life just because you're their guardian,
[08:17] <Rjx> that is the other side of that argument, the one i lean more towards
[08:17] <Kurin> Do they let boys get castrated so they can stay sopranos?
[08:17] <laFunk> Have you read the links I sent, btw...?
[08:18] <GerbilWrk> because society has told us for far too long it was ok and it was require
[08:18] <Rjx> laFunk: i did
[08:18] <issuez> i can have no further part in this
[08:18] <mef> the answer, of course, is tradition, as GerbilWrk said, and until the culture c
[08:18] <issuez> ever
[08:18] <issuez> ever
[08:18] <issuez> ever
[08:18] <Rjx> haha
[08:18] <issuez> you guys are creaping me out
[08:18] <Rjx> it's something people need to think about, but not hold overly strong opinions
[08:18] <mef> why
[08:18] <GerbilWrk> also, if my ass was cut, his is getting cut, no sense in him having more
[08:18] <issuez> BE BACK IN TEN MAYBE TWENNY TWENNY
[08:18] <Rjx> WEB TWENNY
[08:19] <mef> chirp me when u bounce
[08:19] <mef> GerbilWrk that's a poor justification in my opinion
[08:19] <Rjx> i think he's joking, but it's a real attitude of many people
[08:19] <Rjx> and a serious problem
[08:20] <Rjx> because in those cases people aren't even willing to weigh up the choices
[08:20] <mef> well, that's the root argument of any passed-down tradition
[08:20] <mef> my parents did x with me, so my children are going to do x
[08:20] <Rjx> aye
[08:20] <Rjx> and that's why i've always hated traditionalism
[08:20] <GerbilWrk> ehh, the circumcision battle is a losing one from both sides
[08:20] <mef> how so
[08:20] <Rjx> i think the key is going to be more balanced discussion
[08:21] <Rjx> but the issue isn't going to subside for a long time
[08:21] <GerbilWrk> in the end, it is the parents decision, no matter how many facts you show
[08:21] <Absolute> the far east and jews are the only ones traditionally practicing circumcis
[08:21] <GerbilWrk> "it's not right to beat my daughter, but i do it anyway because i like it
[08:22] <mef> not true, Absolute, circumcision is quite widespread among Catholics
[08:22] <Absolute> i know im one of them, but theres nothing that says you must do it
[08:22] <Rjx> yeah
[08:22] <mef> GerbilWrk, currently yes, however in my opinion we would do well to work toward
[08:22] <Rjx> there's no scriptual basis, as far as i know
[08:23] <laFunk> Okay, let's allow plastic surgery on our newborn, because hey, everybody els
[08:23] <GerbilWrk> there is a little, i just do not have it with me
[08:23] <Absolute> jesus was circumcised apparently (depending on which version of the bible
[08:23] <Absolute> but then again jesus was a jew so that explains it
[08:24] <Absolute> christmas = jesus being born ..... new years = jesus circumcision
[08:24] <GerbilWrk> our reasoning, which may be completely wrong by your standards and opinio
[08:24] <GerbilWrk> our religion recommends it, though it is not required
[08:25] <laFunk> But Jesus also sets up a New Covenant, making circumcision no longer require
[08:25] <laFunk> It says straight in the bible circumcision isn't a requirement of a Christi
[08:25] <Rjx> which verse is that
[08:25] <GerbilWrk> also, we know of numerous first hand accounts of women getting freaked ou
[08:25] <Rjx> yeah again Gerbil, this brings the bad elements into the debate
[08:26] <Absolute> not really
[08:26] <GerbilWrk> so while that may change in 16 years when he's sexually active, we went b
[08:26] <Absolute> heh
[08:26] <laFunk> Yeah, but other parts of the world a woman is likely to freak the fuck out w
[08:26] <Absolute> the skin is supposed to go back when the guy is erect
[08:26] <GerbilWrk> laFunk, we aren't in other parts of the world
[08:26] <csqrl> my friends
[08:26] <hermes> GerbilWrk: ya it happens :(
[08:26] <csqrl> i present to you the best picture ever
[08:26] <laFunk> But with globalization....
[08:26] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pingpongwarrior.jpg
[08:26] <csqrl> and now i'm going to shave
[08:26] <csqrl> goodbye
[08:26] <GerbilWrk> we are in texas, where an uncirc'd cock is not quite that common
[08:27] <Rjx> haha that picture is indeed awesome
[08:27] <laFunk> In the US it's about 50/50
[08:27] <Rjx> did you wax the mustache?
[08:27] <GerbilWrk> fuck globalization
[08:27] <csqrl> pure twisting
[08:27] <GerbilWrk> in 50 years we'll all be one
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> in 50 years i'll be dead and my son can piss on my grave for doing this t
[08:29] <Rjx> in 50 years i'll have built a modular water hose powersuit
[08:29] <Rjx> so when the kids step on my lawn
[08:29] <jeek> Near the tail end of Romans 3, Paul mentions that circumcision, or lack thereo
[08:29] <Rjx> they'll regret it for the rest of their lives
[08:29] <GerbilWrk> but alas, i'm going to go play with half a million dollar equipment to ma
[08:29] <Rjx> haha
[08:29] <Rjx> i'm still wondering where the 1/3rd comes from
[08:29] <Spidey`> GerbilWrk: haha
[08:30] <Rjx> but i'm forgetting obviously
[08:30] <Rjx> that i shouldn't be thinking rationally
[08:30] <{Autummm}> does anyone have a nero 7.0.8.2 keygen?
[08:30] <laFunk> Circumcision denudes: Depending on the amount of skin cut off, circumcision
[08:30] <laFunk> http://www.mothering.com/articles/new_baby/circumcision/against-circumcision
[08:31] <Rjx> again, are you stupid?
[08:31] <laFunk> It's a source... check it out
[08:31] <Rjx> it pulls back when erect, so it makes no difference in sexual length
[08:31] <csqrl> yeah, it actually doesn't
[08:31] <{Autummm}> eww
[08:31] <laFunk> No.. it does affect length when erect
[08:31] <csqrl> the muscles that control erections are within the penis
[08:31] <csqrl> not the skin
[08:31] <laFunk> Scar tissue does not allow for as much stretch
[08:31] <csqrl> if they grow, the erection grows
[08:31] <csqrl> skin grows, yo
[08:31] <laFunk> But not scar tissue, yo
[08:32] <{Autummm}> does anyone have a nero 7.0.8.2 keygen?
[08:32] <Spidey`> the scar is minor
[08:32] <csqrl> are we talking about cases where circumcision is performed with a rusty hacks
[08:32] <Spidey`> haha
[08:32] <Rjx> we're talking about moronic failed midwives
[08:32] <Rjx> back to doing something worthwhile
[08:33] <Spidey`> i didn't know skin size dictated muscle size
[08:34] <Spidey`> dumb to argue about anyway, i've never heard anyone complain that they were
[08:34] <Rjx> don't start it up again
[08:34] <Rjx> she's gone, it's over
[08:34] <Spidey`> :]
[08:36] <Spidey`> spammer pwnd
[08:36] <Spidey`> fu >:[
[08:40] <csqrl> Smells Like Rain
[08:40] <csqrl> Christian / Pop / Emo
[08:40] <csqrl> hate, hate, hate
[08:40] <csqrl> what a combo of genres
[08:40] <csqrl> AHAHAHA
[08:40] <csqrl> IT'S MUSIC MADE WITH GARAGEBAND BY APPLE
[08:40] <csqrl> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=615
[08:41] <terminal> holy crap
[08:41] <terminal> scott mcclellan resigned
[08:41] <csqrl> who is that
[08:43] <terminal> white house press secretary
[08:45] <Ifrit> !cc en
[08:45] <DigDoug> en: None
[08:45] <Tark-Work> the fuck
[08:45] <Tark-Work> holy shit terminal
[08:47] <Ifrit> tacklefuck
[08:47] <Ifrit> he's the culprit
[08:47] <Tark-Work> "FOX News' Tony Snow Among Possible White House Spokesman Candidates...
[08:47] <Tark-Work> WELL NO SHIT
[08:48] <Tark-Work> FoxNews *is* the White House Spokesman.
[08:49] <Tark-Work> This chinese guy I work with is cool, but sometimes the communication is
[08:49] <plant> you misspelled communism
[08:49] <Tark-Work> if there isn't an english word for something or he doesn't know it, he'll
[08:51] <Tark-Work> I don't know why wuxia means kung fu warrior, except that wu means kung f
[08:51] <Tark-Work> wuxia means "someone with cool Kanfu skills" ..heh
[09:12] <daze> http://www.upshizzle.com/x/michelle_trachtenberg-booty.jpeg
[09:13] <sxh_> anal sex
[09:14] <Absolute> ^^ http://oxnard_recreation.typepad.com/stanchfield_web_resources/images/i
[09:14] <Absolute> thats what i have to say to that
[09:22] <Rjx> jestuh, you around?
[09:22] <Rjx> actually, csqrl might be interested too
[09:22] <csqrl> sup
[09:24] <jonathans> :\
[09:25] <csqrl> <- CHAM P
[09:25] <daze> MONTGOMERY, Ala. -- The City Coucil has a message for late civil rights icon R
[09:25] <daze> lol 56 years later the city of montgomery officially apologizes to rosa
[09:26] <daze> AFTER she's dead :/
[09:26] <Rjx> better late than never
[09:26] * DigDoug is now known as pinkboa
[09:27] <jonathans> you gotta be like, i put the champ in champagne
[09:28] <Rjx> i put the lymp in women's olympic swimming team
[09:28] <GerbilWrk> ok, need fire supression for a server room
[09:28] <terminal> GerbilWrk: large vaginas
[09:28] <GerbilWrk> a water sprinkler system is clearly out of the question
[09:28] <Rjx> compressed air
[09:28] <Rjx> wait no
[09:29] <jonathans> halon
[09:29] <GerbilWrk> large vaginas always made me burn, so not an option
[09:29] <GerbilWrk> Halon is a possibility, except i can find no local installers
[09:29] <GerbilWrk> is FM-200 the same as Halon?
[09:29] <csqrl> halon, cripes
[09:29] <csqrl> welcome to 100000$ install
[09:29] <csqrl> and gas masks everywhere
[09:30] <csqrl> shoudln't the building cover costs for fire prevention/suppression
[09:30] <GerbilWrk> not for server rooms
[09:30] <csqrl> bastards
[09:30] <GerbilWrk> they will install a water sprinkler
[09:31] <jonathans> well you could use that dry shit they put in extinguishers
[09:31] <jonathans> its not foam
[09:31] <poopy> #0
[09:31] <jonathans> i dont know what it is
[09:31] <mquin> GerbilWrk: dunno about where you are, but here Halon is banned
[09:31] <GerbilWrk> halon isn't banned here
[09:31] <GerbilWrk> seems like most of the noc's use fm-200 though
[09:32] <mquin> we use an extinguishent called Inergen, which is basically a nitrogen/argon m
[09:32] <ScumFrog> cya later chaps
[09:32] <csqrl> del mar has a halon system i thought
[09:32] <Tark-Work> I use pee
[09:32] <mquin> technically nonleathal as well, but I don't think I'd be staying in the room
[09:33] <GerbilWrk> it does
[09:33] <Tark-Work> man that spambot is having a rough day
[09:34] <Tark-Work> this electrical foreman told me (I believe him) he was running conduit un
[09:35] <Tark-Work> for 15 minutes he was sucking air out of a piece of conduit so he wouldn'
[09:35] <mquin> cripes
[09:35] <GerbilWrk> lucky bastard that he had the conduit
[09:35] <Tark-Work> when they realized what they'd done, they peeled up the floor and he was
[09:36] <Tark-Work> and lucky that he hadn't cut it off yet, and the other end was still outs
[09:36] <jonathans> the james bond of foremen
[09:36] <Tark-Work> he had a lot of time to think about what to say to those people
[09:36] <bos`> mcgyver
[09:36] <Tark-Work> so he just pretended he didn't know what they were talking about
[09:36] <jonathans> i'd call mcgyver if he actually disabled the halon system while sucking o
[09:37] <jonathans> with his lunch, voltometer, and shoe string
[09:37] <Tark-Work> and he obviously wasn't dead.. so they spent an hour trying to find out
[09:39] <jonathans> where is that video of the dude from like the 50s playing piano
[09:39] <jonathans> some crazy fast song
[09:40] * fawzy-- is now known as yzwaf
[09:43] <Tark-Work> who's got the fallout boy album
[09:44] <fawzy> dance dance
[09:44] <fen1x> why do you ask?
[09:44] <metric> I`M SEEING THEM LIVE NEXT MONTH
[09:44] <Tark-Work> fen1x, I wanna know if it's any good
[09:44] <fawzy> i hate it ;]
[09:44] <Rjx> i'm just the nuts in your bed post
[09:44] <fen1x> there are maybe 3 good songs on it
[09:44] <Tark-Work> "Sugar" is kinda catchy
[09:45] <Rjx> drop a whore
[09:45] <Rjx> make a name
[09:45] <Rjx> url downtown luleelurah fallout boy
[09:45] <pinkboa> - "downtown luleelurah fallout boy": http://www.ytmnd.com/keyword/luleelura
[09:45] <Rjx> wtf
[09:45] <Rjx> url downtown luleelurah fallout boy google video
[09:45] <pinkboa> - "downtown luleelurah fallout boy google video": http://profile.myspace.co
[09:45] <Rjx> ;[ forget it
[09:45] <issuez> FORGET IT, JEEEEZUH
[09:45] <Tark-Work> what the fuck downtown luleelurah hah
[09:46] <bos`> its funny
[09:46] <fawzy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjHeV3LMPLE real music
[09:47] <Rjx> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4068767512452275304
[09:47] <Rjx> finally
[09:47] <Rjx> had to dig through enough myspace faggotry to find that
[09:47] <bos`> as to fake music?
[09:47] <fawzy> tru
[09:47] * _piggy is now known as piggy
[09:48] <jonathans> haha
[09:48] <jonathans> that video is also funny
[09:51] <Tark-Work> omg that's funnay
[09:52] <jonathans> i cannot find the video i am looking for :(
[09:52] <Tark-Work> something somethign black cock and the dude writes "WHAT THE FUCK?"
[09:52] <fawzy> blastro.com is good jonathans
[09:52] <fawzy> for vids
[09:52] <jonathans> its like from the 50's or some shit
[09:52] <jonathans> old black and white video
[09:53] <jonathans> if i could remember the song name that would probably help
[09:53] <bos`> britsh troops on lsd
[09:53] <bos`> dude climbs the tree like =D!!!!!!!!!!
[09:58] * Agent43 is now known as HOZKINZ
[10:02] <`St0ner> anyone have any paypal coupon codes?
[10:03] <mef> I do
[10:06] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[10:07] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:17] <dekkon> .link http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=14399 free old school
[10:17] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.macworld.co.uk/news/index.cfm?NewsID=14399 - free old sch
[10:29] <jmx> http://lifestyle.msn.com/men/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=413608>1=7997
[10:29] <terminal> w kcgc
[10:29] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 1:
[10:32] <SymmV6> hrmmm
[10:32] <Kurin> wtf
[10:32] <Jimmothi> how about an actual ban?
[10:32] <SymmV6> :p I killed him for creating a channel flood
[10:32] <SymmV6> :p
[10:33] <Jimmothi> [06:34pm] *** TheroAway (~something@254.70.205.68.cfl.res.rr.com) has left
[10:33] <Jimmothi> nice
[10:33] <SymmV6> oh ffs
[10:33] <mef> gline 4 life
[10:33] <SymmV6> heh, cant gline him for that :p
[10:33] <mef> who's gonna stop you
[10:34] <Rjx> third officer hardy
[10:35] <jmx> .link http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1756383,00.html Top 50 films ada
[10:35] <poopy> jmx - http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1756383,00.html - Top 50 films
[10:35] <mef> read admiral Smitty
[10:35] <Jimmothi> i love the way you advertise whats on the hub, but no one past ops have ac
[10:36] <Kurin> I asked terminal for access
[10:36] <Kurin> He basically said "sure!"
[10:36] <Kurin> And gave no other info
[10:36] <Jimmothi> hah
[10:37] <Rjx> well that notice was for jestuh/timm/dekkon/gerbil
[10:38] <Rjx> it's not the dc hub
[10:38] <Kurin> No
[10:38] <Kurin> That would be too easy
[10:38] <dekkon> rjx: ?
[10:39] <Rjx> dekkon: check topic, grab first ep of "Big Train"
[10:39] <Rjx> you might like
[10:42] <jmx> http://www.recordonline.com/archive/2006/04/19/news_community-mrloveteen-04-19.
[10:42] <Kurin> haha
[10:44] <csqrl> http://koa.la/bullshit/pingpongwarrior.jpg
[10:44] <csqrl> i just cut it
[10:44] <csqrl> right now i have killer chops
[10:44] <csqrl> KILLER
[10:44] <csqrl> i should have left the stache
[10:45] <jmx> A man killed the mother of his child Tuesday, then went to the catering company
[10:45] <jmx> http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/18/workplace.shooting.ap/index.html
[10:46] <jmx> makes me think of robinson crusoe or something
[10:54] <jmx> WASHINGTON -
[10:54] <jmx> President Bush said Wednesday he didn't expect to get unanimous support at home
[10:54] <jmx> Iraq and said failure there "is not an option."
[10:54] <jmx> WASHINGTON -
[10:54] <jmx> President Bush said Wednesday he didn't expect to get unanimous support at home
[10:54] <jmx> Iraq and said failure there "is not an option."
[10:55] <jmx> oops
[10:55] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060419/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_iraq
[10:55] <jeek> Failure is not an option, it is a certainty.
[10:56] <jmx> bush will not fail, because he has decided this and thats THAT
[10:57] <jeek> Hrm.
[10:57] <jeek> He may not fail in the future. But he's already failed in Iraq.
[10:58] <jeek> Iraq is like masturbating with a cheese grater.
[10:58] <jeek> And we must continue to grate our penis into little fleshy bits, otherwise all
[10:58] <jeek> SUPPORT OUR PENIS
[10:58] <jeek> BY KEEPING IT IN THE GRATER
[11:02] <|sili> "we we've all ready kill most of the children and stopping now would just be
[11:04] <Kurin> We've already cut some taxes, we might as well cut the rest
[11:04] <|sili> yeah
[11:04] <|sili> no point in stopping
[11:06] <Workdug> man, whoever gets to be president after bush is in some deep shit
[11:08] <var> rephrase that
[11:08] <var> whoever 'has' to be
[11:10] <Workdug> i doubt it
[11:10] <Workdug> he'll still get a lot out of it
[11:11] <Ifrit> guys
[11:11] <Ifrit> is "Nelly" popular in the states?
[11:11] <Workdug> i've heard of him
[11:12] <Ifrit> He's talentless
[11:12] <var> he's pretty popular
[11:12] <var> and around here he's really popular but he's from stl
[11:12] <var> myself i think he sucks it as well
[11:12] <Workdug> varrrrrrrrrr
[11:13] <Ifrit> he doesn't sing, he doesn't rap, he just shouts in two tones, "daa-DUH-daa-DU
[11:13] <Ifrit> I'd rather listen to Nate Dogg than him, and I don't like Hip Hop
[11:13] <Ifrit> actually i'll rather listen to almost anyone but him
[11:13] <Ifrit> when i think about it
[11:14] <Ifrit> Nate Dogg does at least have a good voice
[11:14] <csqrl> josh's tip for great value
[11:14] <csqrl> when ordering a meal from whataburger, request a shake as a substitution for
[11:15] <csqrl> then whatasize
[11:15] <csqrl> you will get 64oz of sweet milkshake goodness for around a dollar more
[11:15] <csqrl> you save 3-4$
[11:15] <Workdug> josh, i have two requests
[11:15] <bos`> theif
[11:15] <Workdug> 1) create a few whataburgers within 10 miles of my current place of residen
[11:15] <Workdug> 2) op me
[11:16] <csqrl> i'll speak to mister whataburger and see what i can do
[11:16] <Workdug> thank you
[11:16] <issuez> 3) hahah
[11:17] <Kurin> A 64oz shake?
[11:17] <Kurin> That sounds dangerous
[11:17] <csqrl> fuck yeah it does
[11:17] <Kurin> calc 64oz in liters
[11:17] <pinkboa> - 64 US fluid ounces = 1.8927059 liters
[11:18] <Kurin> So it's almost a 2L bottle of shake
[11:18] <issuez> holy jesus
[11:19] <csqrl> shit, maybe it's not 64
[11:19] <csqrl> 48?
[11:19] <csqrl> it's big
[11:19] <csqrl> big as fuck
[11:19] <Workdug> is it as big as your penis?
[11:20] <csqrl> bigger
[11:22] <csqrl> at least for half a day
[11:22] <csqrl> err
[11:23] <Workdug> do you hate bitchx yet?
[11:23] <csqrl> scrollz!
[11:24] <csqrl> there's ways around the evil tab
[11:24] <Workdug> irssi > *
[11:24] <Workdug> have you even tried irssi?
[11:25] <csqrl> yeah
[11:25] <csqrl> fuck it
[11:25] <Jimmothi> i like irssi
[11:25] <Jimmothi> mirc sucks in comparason
[11:29] * Kurin irssi
[11:29] <`Socrates> cockfighting condoms? haha http://creativestudios.com/?p=5
[11:32] * dekkon changes topic to '"Big Train" eps 1-4 now on hub in movies/ | offer not valid to a
[11:33] <Serena[T]> heh
[11:34] <Jimmothi> what if i have a coupon?
[11:34] <Jimmothi> big train was funny
[11:35] <|sili> someone discovered one of our boxes downtown was a mail server
[11:35] <|sili> and started using it
[11:35] <|sili> 200k per hour
[11:35] <|sili> open relay
[11:35] <|sili> :(
[11:35] <|sili> all fixed
[11:35] <csqrl> why'd you have an open relay
[11:35] <|sili> idiots who wrong the software for out VOIP system
[11:36] <|sili> had no checking at to whom was using the SMTP server for voicemail
[11:36] <|sili> we just upgrade it this weekend
[11:36] <|sili> so, they left that out AGAIN
[11:36] <|sili> 2nd time
[11:36] <Workdug> moran
[11:36] <|sili> ya
[11:37] <issuez> lunatic friiiiiiiiinge
[11:38] <csqrl> way into the black keys right now
[11:43] <issuez> hey horatio, i have a ?
[11:43] <csqrl> sup dog
[11:44] <issuez> where da funk do you edit color codes on myspace
[11:45] <csqrl> edit your profile adn then stick in css
[11:45] <csqrl> to overwrite the styles they use
[11:46] <issuez> oh haha
[11:46] <issuez> do you mean
[11:46] <issuez> right where it says
[11:46] <jmx> .link http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bubonic19apr19,0,3527445.story?co
[11:46] <poopy> jmx - http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-bubonic19apr19,0,3527445.story?
[11:46] <issuez> You may enter HTML/DHTML or CSS in any text field.
[11:46] <issuez> Javascript is not allowed.
[11:46] <issuez> Do not use HTML/CSS to cover MySpace advertisements.
[11:46] <issuez> hahaha thanks
[11:46] <csqrl> tack on !important to all tags
[11:47] <csqrl> so it overwrites
[11:47] <issuez> ill go pick my nose now
[11:47] <issuez> and maybe eat it
[11:47] <csqrl> classy lady
[11:47] <issuez> un0it
[11:51] <csqrl> cfvdfdgdg
[11:51] <csqrl> fuck rr
[11:57] <Tark-Work> pop quiz, hot shots.
[11:58] <Tark-Work> how do you 'sniff' the ascii characters being transmitted through an rs-2
[11:58] <TMH_> what ths shit is an rs-232whatsit
[11:58] <Tark-Work> ..serial port
[11:58] <Tark-Work> sry
[12:00] <mef> Tark-Work, what do you mean "sniff"
[12:00] <Tark-Work> I have a device
[12:00] <Tark-Work> it's a text display, but we'l get back to that
[12:00] <Tark-Work> it's programmed through a serial port.
[12:01] <Tark-Work> I want to know what is being transmitted to the device and received by th
[12:01] <mef> split the line
[12:01] <Tark-Work> so I can program my own development software
[12:01] <Tark-Work> and sniff it with hyperterm?
[12:01] <mef> get a binding post and split it out to another db9 port and connect it to your
[12:01] <mef> sure, hyperterm will show you what's going on
[12:01] <timmo> w2
[12:01] <poopy> timmo Temp 45F/7C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:12PM; high:(mid 50s) low:(mi
[12:01] <Workdug> w2
[12:01] <poopy> Workdug Temp/; Wind ; Conditions Tropical Storms |;
[12:01] <Tark-Work> dude thx sweet
[12:02] <mef> but for debugging I'd say you want to parse it with c or java or smth
[12:02] <Workdug> poopy, you are broken
[12:02] <swight> Hey, Tark! You're a PHONEY! You're a big fat PHONEY!
[12:02] <Workdug> claws -^
[12:02] <timmo> claws will now randomly message you
[12:02] <timmo> "my bots now broken"
[12:02] <timmo> not
[12:02] <Workdug> that's the idea
[12:03] <timmo> im liking the new tool album
[12:05] <claws03> new tool is awesome
[12:05] <jestuh> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[12:05] <timmo> OMG ITS CLAWS
[12:05] <claws03> pen
[12:05] <timmo> tool probably got together and were like
[12:05] <claws03> w3 digdug
[12:05] <poopy> claws03 weather for digdug Temp 75.4F/24.1C; Wind 1mph; Conditions Clear; Sun
[12:06] <timmo> lets get stoned and play some guitar
[12:06] <claws03> w3 workdug
[12:06] <poopy> claws03 weather for workdug Temp/; Wind ; Conditions Tropical Storms |;
[12:06] <timmo> and everyone said
[12:06] <timmo> ;]
[12:06] <claws03> set yoour ip
[12:06] <Workdug> claws, it's because the zip codes for digdug and workdug are different
[12:06] <Workdug> w3 10005
[12:06] <poopy> Workdug weather for 10005 not found
[12:06] <Workdug> w2 10005
[12:06] <poopy> Workdug Temp 73F/23C; Wind 12mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:39PM; high:(lowe
[12:06] <Workdug> wtf
[12:06] <Workdug> ;[
[12:06] <claws03> !
[12:06] <jestuh> w3 is for other people
[12:06] <poopy> jestuh weather for is not found
[12:06] <jestuh> rofl
[12:06] <jestuh> ;[
[12:07] <claws03> back to halo
[12:07] <jestuh> rofl
[12:07] <Tark-Work> yeah well work liikes the idea of not going through and typing in 400 mes
[12:07] <Tark-Work> so thx mef
[12:08] <timmo> ok
[12:08] <timmo> how many of you fools on your windows machines
[12:08] <timmo> use autohide for the task bar?
[12:08] <Ifrit> wtf
[12:08] <terminal> not i
[12:08] <timmo> because it seems that autohide is not as widely used as i would have imagined
[12:08] <jestuh> not i
[12:08] <timmo> even by elite hax0rs
[12:08] <Ifrit> do anyone use that?
[12:09] <timmo> and i cant work with it not autohidden
[12:09] <jestuh> i only use it in some work environments
[12:09] <Workdug> autohide is annoying
[12:09] <Workdug> yeah, it's only useful for... hiding shit
[12:09] <Ifrit> and pointless
[12:09] <timmo> it just seems so obtrusive
[12:09] <jestuh> even the great pen doesn't use it
[12:09] <timmo> and ugly
[12:09] <Tark-Work> I do not use autohide
[12:09] <Workdug> it's obtrusive when it pops up when you accidentally touch the screen edge
[12:09] <timmo> wow
[12:09] <jestuh> word
[12:09] <Workdug> i do put my taskbar at the top though, timmo
[12:09] <Workdug> and it's two-story
[12:09] <Tark-Work> except on client workstations, then I use desklock so they don't fuck wit
[12:09] <timmo> ew
[12:10] <timmo> youre one of THOSE
[12:10] <timmo> people
[12:10] <terminal> yeah
[12:10] <terminal> gross
[12:10] <Workdug> and i set windows to look like nt4
[12:10] <claws03> not do i only not auto hide i run a program to add a 2nd taskbar to my othe
[12:10] <jestuh> lol
[12:10] <terminal> claws03: what program
[12:10] <Workdug> so whenever i call tech support and let them remote in, they're like, "uh..
[12:10] <claws03> and pen also sets the mouse speed at max at any comp he touches
[12:10] <timmo> you people are odd
[12:10] <timmo> hah
[12:10] <claws03> terminal ultramon
[12:11] <jestuh> bahaha pen
[12:11] <claws03> now i set mouse at max also but when he was at the office with jester and i
[12:11] <terminal> neat
[12:11] <timmo> i think the autohiding started
[12:11] <jestuh> rofl
[12:11] <timmo> because the first monitor i had
[12:11] <timmo> was like
[12:11] <mef> Tark-Work, np
[12:11] <timmo> 14" or something small
[12:11] <timmo> so i autohid to get more screen room
[12:11] <claws03> jester's 7 inch screen
[12:12] <claws03> crt
[12:12] <jestuh> fuck yeah
[12:12] <jestuh> i love those <3
[12:12] <timmo> something weird ive seen popping up lately
[12:12] <timmo> is the program docks
[12:12] <timmo> that emulate macs
[12:12] <jestuh> http://sadhat.com/pics/work.jpg noindex
[12:12] <timmo> i almost NEVER see my desktop
[12:12] <timmo> so i have no use for it
[12:12] <terminal> yeah those docks are a waste
[12:12] <timmo> if i need to launch a program
[12:13] <Tark-Work> holy fuck jestuh
[12:13] <timmo> its usually in my launchbar
[12:13] <timmo> or ill just /run
[12:13] <timmo> from irc
[12:13] <Tark-Work> haha /run
[12:13] <timmo> hell yeah
[12:13] <Durandal`> so some guy who fixes computers at my mom's work wants to hire me
[12:13] <Durandal`> to fix shit and get paid on commision
[12:13] <terminal> shit on him Durandal`
[12:13] <jestuh> haha tark, that's only my work table...here's the haxing station: http://sad
[12:14] <timmo> /run is hardcore
[12:14] <claws03> jes that desk is awesome..
[12:14] <jestuh> rofl cause you have the same one
[12:14] <jestuh> copycat!
[12:14] <jestuh> ;x
[12:14] <Durandal`> dunno
[12:14] <timmo> man jestuh
[12:14] <timmo> wtf
[12:14] <timmo> do you live in someones anus?
[12:14] <Durandal`> i'll have to talk to him but if he gives me a good offer then i'll switch
[12:15] <timmo> in the czech republic?
[12:15] <jestuh> haha why?
[12:15] <jestuh> that's my old house
[12:15] <jestuh> in da basement
[12:15] <timmo> it looks like you live in like a fall out shelter:x
[12:15] <jestuh> which part are you talking about?
[12:15] <Durandal`> yeah
[12:15] <Rjx> jestuh
[12:15] <Rjx> are you grabbing big train
[12:15] <timmo> the walls are all cinder blocks and everythings dirty
[12:15] <timmo> etc
[12:15] <Durandal`> i spy a fight vlub poster
[12:15] <jestuh> rofl
[12:15] <jestuh> word rjx at 96k/sec!
[12:16] <jestuh> Durandal, i have like 10 ;[
[12:16] <timmo> how big, is big train?
[12:16] <timmo> i might snag it
[12:16] <Rjx> i'll upload the last 2 eps of this series tonight
[12:16] <jestuh> pic was before the black wall had a bunch
[12:16] <jestuh> no posters up at current house though
[12:16] <Rjx> 177MB per episode
[12:16] <Rjx> see if jestuh enjoys the first few episodes, if so grab it overnight
[12:16] <jestuh> ogm is some commie file format but i'll forgive you
[12:16] <Rjx> or you know, over the next week
[12:16] <Rjx> haha that's what i recieved them in;[
[12:16] <jestuh> oh i thought you purchased these
[12:17] <Rjx> nay, grabbed dvd rips from a tv show place
[12:17] <timmo> ogm? wasnt that, that shitty band that sand how bizzare?
[12:17] <Rjx> opm
[12:17] <dekkon> opp
[12:17] <Rjx> friend of mine always thought it said "how's the tsar"
[12:17] <Rjx> and was about the bolshevik revolution in russia
[12:17] <timmo> theres omd in the 80s
[12:18] <timmo> that sand
[12:18] <timmo> sang
[12:18] <timmo> "electricity"
[12:18] <Rjx> url omd how bizarre
[12:18] <pinkboa> - "omd how bizarre": http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/o/omc/howbizarre.h
[12:18] <Rjx> url opm how bizarre
[12:18] <pinkboa> - "opm how bizarre": http://www.poolpromotion.com/content.php
[12:18] <dekkon> oh man i hate that song ;[
[12:18] <dekkon> with a passion
[12:18] <Rjx> HOW'S THE TSAR
[12:18] <Rjx> DA NA NA
[12:18] <Rjx> DA NA NA
[12:18] <timmo> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic
[12:19] <timmo> you know, i think penny arcade is actually getting better
[12:19] <timmo> it used to be, that gabes art carried the strips
[12:19] <Rjx> haha
[12:19] <timmo> because they were only mediocre
[12:19] <Rjx> also yeah
[12:19] <timmo> but recently theyve been a lot funnier
[12:19] <Rjx> they're definately getting "laugh out loud" funny
[12:19] <Rjx> and not just "that's clever" funny
[12:19] <timmo> i think its because they moved away from
[12:20] <csqrl> shrug
[12:20] <timmo> READ THIS AND THEN READ THE STRIP AND YOULL FIND THIS FUNNY
[12:20] <csqrl> i rarely crack a smile
[12:20] <hermes> dekkon: so im cruising down the freeway
[12:20] <timmo> to just something that you can read and laugh at
[12:20] <timmo> plus some of it is just really random
[12:20] <timmo> josh: how you liking the prodigals/ignite
[12:20] <Rjx> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060414.jpg
[12:20] <timmo> like this strip: http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060414.jpg pretty
[12:20] <timmo> but hilarious
[12:21] <jmx> beware of killer lawnmowers http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2006-04/jhub
[12:21] <timmo> haha ya rjx
[12:21] <metric> strl-alt-delete is better today
[12:21] <Rjx> ctrl-alt-del sucks dick today
[12:21] <Rjx> and always has
[12:21] <Rjx> the most generic thing i can possibly think of
[12:21] <Rjx> HEY LOL PEOPLE WHO USE COMPUTERS ARE STUPID AND ASK SILLY QUESTIONS OH LOOK OVE
[12:22] <Rjx> x 365 days
[12:22] <timmo> this is odd
[12:22] <timmo> it seems people can run games better on windows xp
[12:22] <timmo> ON A MAC
[12:22] <Rjx> you're odd
[12:22] <timmo> than osx
[12:22] <timmo> so a lot of gamers are using bootcamp to play video games
[12:22] <Rjx> url?
[12:22] <timmo> http://www.penny-arcade.com/
[12:23] <csqrl> yeah yo
[12:23] <timmo> scroll down
[12:23] <Rjx> i mean it's wholly possible, given that apple haven't had a major amount of tim
[12:23] <csqrl> osx JUST switched to x86
[12:23] <timmo> I’m running WOW at 1440 x 900 with all my graphic settings jacked all the way
[12:23] <csqrl> and developers don't pour millions into optimizing code for osx
[12:23] <timmo> im just saying its odd
[12:24] <timmo> that it runs that much better, on windows, running on a mac
[12:24] <Workdug> it's ironic, but not that odd
[12:24] <csqrl> no, makes perfect sense
[12:24] <Workdug> yeah, it's ironic but makes sense
[12:24] <csqrl> def
[12:24] <Rjx> you make sense
[12:24] <Rjx> DigDoug
[12:24] <timmo> heh
[12:24] <timmo> doooooooooooooooooooooooooooog
[12:24] <csqrl> windows on a new mac is just like windows on any pc now
[12:24] <mef> milk em http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7948/1347/1600/2209901770060326412bn
[12:25] <Workdug> ;[
[12:25] <timmo> man josh
[12:25] <timmo> you need the new tool
[12:25] <timmo> i think you woudl dig it
[12:25] <GerbilWrk> timmo
[12:25] <csqrl> pshaw
[12:25] <csqrl> i'd listen to it
[12:25] <csqrl> but i'm sure it would suck
[12:26] <timmo> !mitch
[12:26] <GerbilWrk> I had a job interview at an insurance company once and the lady said "Whe
[12:26] <timmo> nice
[12:26] <timmo> josh: i will hook you up for the low low price of free
[12:26] <timmo> its actually a lot less like their previous stuff
[12:26] <csqrl> RR just got RAD here
[12:27] <csqrl> 850kb/s sustained
[12:27] <timmo> !mitch
[12:27] <Workdug> http://forums.geekissues.org/viewtopic.php?p=160
[12:27] <GerbilWrk> At some comedy clubs they pass out comment cards. You fill it out with yo
[12:27] <mef> GerbilWrk I just listened to that CD last weekend
[12:27] <mef> good show
[12:27] <timmo> haha
[12:27] <GerbilWrk> very
[12:27] <dekkon> !mitch
[12:27] <GerbilWrk> I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
[12:28] <dekkon> !mitch
[12:28] <GerbilWrk> I'm staying at a hotel and it doesn't have a 13th floor 'cause of superst
[12:28] <dekkon> mitch :[
[12:28] <mef> rip
[12:28] <timmo> most of his shit is in the delivery
[12:28] <GerbilWrk> agreed
[12:28] <GerbilWrk> he mastered delivery
[12:29] <Workdug> !mitch
[12:29] <GerbilWrk> I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
[12:29] <timmo> kind of like steven wright
[12:29] <timmo> that guy is awesome
[12:29] <mef> probably my favorite hedberg joke is the "THAT TREE IS FAR AWAY" joke
[12:29] <mef> that or the one about fucking in the pet cemetery
[12:29] <timmo> aka "the guy on the couch"
[12:29] <GerbilWrk> i like the double tree joke
[12:29] <timmo> i liked the stoplight is like a banana joke
[12:30] <mef> red means where the fuck did you get that banana at
[12:30] <timmo> i had an antfarm
[12:30] <timmo> them fuckers didnt grow shit
[12:31] <pinin> interview with the Wonder Showzen guys
[12:31] <pinin> JL: We've tried to end the show many times, but it doesn't seem to work. We t
[12:31] <pinin> VC: I don't know if you've seen all the episodes, but last season we had the
[12:32] <GerbilWrk> dude, my son is chilling at an employee's desk, ready to take over his jo
[12:32] <GerbilWrk> playing with the keyboard
[12:32] <pinin> JL: That's just a sign of network desperation. They said, "We need another ep
[12:32] <pinin> hahaha
[12:32] <pinin> http://www.avclub.com/content/node/47511
[12:34] <pinin> JL: How often do they want us to clean that up? We did this thing called "Lit
[12:34] <pinin> VC: They were like, "Great!"
[12:34] <pinin> JL: And now they won't air that episode any more, because they aired it on Ho
[12:34] <pinin> damn now i need to buy the dvds ;[
[12:36] <Workdug> NAACP Calls For More Diversity In Police Lineups
[12:36] <agentX> lol
[12:36] <agentX> whats that url?
[12:37] <mef> rad http://www.aquapub.com/
[12:37] <pinin> ah ya pen i saw that
[12:37] <timmo> soo if someone says
[12:37] <timmo> "a black man mugged me"
[12:38] <timmo> they would throw a white guy in thelineup?
[12:38] <csqrl> badass mef
[12:38] <pinin> timmo: onion
[12:38] <pinin> ;[
[12:38] <hermes> timmo: well a really dark, white guy at least :/
[12:38] <timmo> ah
[12:38] <timmo> the fucked up thing about the onion
[12:38] <timmo> is that it keeps getting more believeable
[12:39] <Workdug> RORORORRFL
[12:39] <Workdug> BALTIMORE—The NAACP challenged U.S. law-enforcement agencies Monday to pr
[12:39] <Workdug> AND WHITES
[12:39] <Rjx> only because reality is becoming more ridiculous
[12:39] <pinin> haha ya
[12:39] <swight> holy fuck, North Dokota had 2 feet of snow yesterday!?
[12:39] <swight> Dakota
[12:40] <pinin> JL: MTV was like, "Can you do audio commentary with young people?" They're al
[12:40] <pinin> VC: White males over 70, except for Dick Gregory. But he fell asleep during t
[12:41] <pinin> haha
[12:41] <hermes> swight: holy fuck, people care?
[12:41] <Workdug> zee_seal_clubber: what is bukkake????
[12:41] <Workdug> Scorpios: @zee Bukkake is when a mommy and a daddy and a daddy and a daddy
[12:41] <Workdug> akn
[12:41] <pinin> old
[12:41] <dekkon> They were like, "You can't have that puppet put his penis in that other pupp
[12:41] <hermes> Workdug: and dont forgot daddy #6 thru #25
[12:41] <Workdug> <averagedesi> wait...
[12:41] <Workdug> <averagedesi> wares is actually a word?
[12:41] <Workdug> <khaosisorder> Yes.
[12:41] <Workdug> <averagedesi> oh
[12:41] <Workdug> <averagedesi> I thought that it was just warez
[12:42] <pinin> kill
[12:42] <pinin> We shot this bit in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral called "Little Dead Pope
[12:42] <pinin> ROFL@#%$#%#$%#@
[12:45] <Workdug> http://qdb.us/58396
[12:45] <Workdug> i can't believe that got rejected ;[
[12:45] <pinin> haha pic of that skit on the next page of the interview: http://www.avclub.co
[12:45] <pinin> haha pen
[12:46] <Workdug> should i approve it later?
[12:48] <pinin> no
[12:48] <pinin> ;[
[12:48] <Rjx>
[12:48] <Rjx> <Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough
[12:48] <Rjx> <Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
[12:48] <Rjx> <Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
[12:48] <Rjx> <Teepo_> this is real life
[12:48] <Rjx> who approved that;[
[12:48] <pinin> >;[
[12:48] <Rjx> Teepo is in here all the time trying to get quoted
[12:48] <pinin> teepo comes around these parts
[12:48] <pinin> AVC: Have you ever been physically assaulted while shooting?
[12:48] <pinin> VC: We've had knives pulled on us about three times. We've been punched, I do
[12:48] <pinin> JL: Some guy had his forearm against my neck and had me pinned against a wall
[12:48] <pinin> VC: I remember that, because I was running, about two blocks away.
[12:49] <pinin> bahaha
[12:49] <Agent44> @@@@@@YO YO NIGGA MACRO KILLA@@@@@@ @@@@@@YO YO NIGGA MACRO KILLA@@@@@@ @@@
[12:49] <Agent45> sorry.
[12:49] <pinin> i've only seen wondershowzen once but now i need to see em all after this int
[12:49] <pinin> you turn that shit off agent?
[12:49] <Workdug> please don't do that again, Agent45
[12:49] <Kalamazoo> they are pretty fucked up
[12:50] <Rjx> haha i need to check that show out now
[12:50] <Rjx> i'm snagging season 1 of american dad from my brother's laptop
[12:50] <Agent44> thanks
[12:50] <Agent45> ya rly
[12:51] <pinin> There's a guy who pulled a knife on us, and we kept going toward him.
[12:51] <pinin> VC: We ran away, and then from a distance, we said, "Okay, now let's learn to
[12:51] <pinin> JL: And he's holding the knife out.
[12:51] <pinin> VC: And then we took little steps closer, and within five steps, he started t
[12:51] <pinin> JL: That guy was saying to himself, "I just don't want to go back to jail." A
[12:51] <pinin> soo awesome
[12:51] <dekkon> @@@@@@YO YO NIGGA MACRO KILLA@@@@@@ @@@@@@YO YO NIGGA MACRO KILLA@@@@@@ @@@@
[12:51] <csqrl> the hell do you keep pasting, jes
[12:52] <dekkon> WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON A BROTHER
[12:52] <csqrl> submissions?
[12:52] <pinin> interview with creators of Wonder Showzen
[12:52] <pinin> http://www.avclub.com/content/node/47511
[12:54] * Agent44 is now known as A_ent43
[12:55] <Spidey`> ;[
[12:56] <Tark-Work> yeah
[12:57] <Ifrit> What's this band, Live
[12:57] <Ifrit> Wikipedia: "LIVE gained international prominence in the 1990s as one of the m
[12:57] <Ifrit> I've never friggin heard of them besides some commercials
[12:58] <pinin> they were pretty popular back in the day
[12:58] <pinin> their hit cd was Throwing Copper
[12:59] * A_ent43 is now known as Agent44
[12:59] <Workdug> f
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[12:59] <mef> f
[12:59] <Workdug> scrolling that orange/yellow diarrhea off my sree
[12:59] <Workdug> screen *
[13:00] <Tark-Work> f
[13:00] <mef> can't you just /clear
[13:00] <Workdug> lunchtime!
[13:00] <Workdug> mef: if i clear, i lose scrollback
[13:00] <mef> is that such a bad thing
[13:00] <Workdug> i may die
[13:00] <Tark-Work> Lightning crashes. An old mother dies.
[13:00] <Rjx> burning frenchies fall to the floor
[13:01] <yzwaf> if you buy a car on net in another state do you still pay tax on it?
[13:02] <Tark-Work> if you wanna title it yeah
[13:02] <timmo> you pay taxes for your state
[13:02] <Tark-Work> cars are taxed every time they are sold
[13:02] <Tark-Work> there shout be no sales tax on used goods of any kind.
[13:02] <Tark-Work> the original purchaser already paid tax
[13:02] <yzwaf> so texas is like 6.25%
[13:02] <Tark-Work> 8.25%
[13:02] <csqrl> yeah
[13:02] <pinin> why do you hate freedom tark?
[13:03] <Tark-Work> heh
[13:03] <yzwaf> na i think tis 6.35
[13:03] <yzwaf> er 25
[13:03] <Tark-Work> I just think it's bullshit how I'm paying sales tax on a used fucking car
[13:04] <Tark-Work> hrm technically it is
[13:04] <Tark-Work> but everywhere in the state pretty much jacks it up to 8.25%
[13:06] <csqrl> 8.25
[13:06] <csqrl> for sales at least
[13:06] <yzwaf> ebay auction says 6.25 nicka
[13:06] <csqrl> shrug
[13:06] <csqrl> i've confirmed that rate with lots of retailers
[13:07] <csqrl> apple and others
[13:07] <csqrl> i remember being taught it in school
[13:07] <csqrl> i'm guessing c