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Log for #geekissues on 2006-04-18

Session Start: Tue Apr 18 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <qoa> Url?
[00:03] <|Gorre|2k> http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im
[00:27] <Rjx> good morning EFnet
[00:28] <r3in> hey Rjx
[00:28] <PiNiN> night
[00:28] <Rjx> yo r3in
[00:28] <Rjx> whattup
[00:28] <Rjx> latez PiNiN
[00:29] <r3in> i just discovered that jenova death is a panzi
[00:29] <r3in> self?
[00:30] <Rjx> breakfasto
[00:30] <finn_> what a wonderful day
[00:30] <Rjx> agreed
[00:33] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/cat%20equation.gif
[00:34] <finn_> :)
[00:41] <Rendiew> tadiz = onjoin spammer
[00:41] <Rjx> isn't in here
[00:42] <Kurin> Well someone's spamming.
[00:47] <Rjx> http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/04/katie-holmes-really-pregnan.jpg
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> Mmm, relay goodness
[00:52] <Badtzmaru> kic all te non v/o's and see if it stops =)
[00:52] <Rjx> http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF097ADAquarium.jpg
[00:53] <Rjx> i'm hoping the majority of people here are smart enough to know not to click/bu
[00:53] <Rjx> then again..
[00:54] * Rjx looks at Thero
[00:57] <|Gorre|2k> r3in
[00:57] <Badtzmaru> ba dum ching
[00:57] <|Gorre|2k> The fire element one?
[00:57] <Kurin> According to this chart, 37% of pregnancies in Washington DC end in abortion
[00:57] <Kurin> http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2006-04-16-abortion-states_x.htm
[00:58] <Rjx> if the anti-abortion groups were pro-contraceptives
[00:58] <Badtzmaru> isnt that the point of abortion?
[00:58] <Rjx> it'd make a lot more sense
[00:58] <Kurin> Yeah, being prolife AND anti-contraceptive really gets you nowhere
[00:59] <Rjx> also, what: http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/346_otakunerd.jpg
[00:59] <|Gorre|2k> Awww
[00:59] <|Gorre|2k> What a happy looking man
[01:00] <Badtzmaru> thank god he has clothes on
[01:00] <Rjx> also i still think this is awesome, however old
[01:00] <Rjx> http://forums.geekissues.org/carnival/61028_3132005173024.jpg
[01:01] <Badtzmaru> you are gay though
[01:01] <Badtzmaru> wait no
[01:01] <Badtzmaru> you are crazy, sorry
[01:02] <Rjx> haha ;[
[01:02] <Badtzmaru> =/
[01:02] <Rjx> a little from column A, a little from column B
[01:02] <Badtzmaru> heh
[01:02] <Badtzmaru> I think I overdid the garlic
[01:02] <Badtzmaru> Im totally burping it up right now
[01:03] <Badtzmaru> but damn that pasta was good
[01:03] * Badtzmaru sleeps now
[01:03] <Rjx> latuh
[01:06] <Rjx> http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/400/sweetest.jpg
[01:11] <Symmetria> :p sup
[01:56] <timmo> my fucking computer decided to goto sleep last night
[01:56] <timmo> and not get back up
[02:01] <timmo> w2
[02:01] <poopy> timmo Temp 34F/1C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:11PM; high:(upper 40s) low:(
[02:01] <timmo> w 84041
[02:01] <pinkboa> Weather for Layton, Utah (84041) Conditions & - Updated at 1:55 AM MDT
[02:06] <Rjx> neighbour's cat is trying to get into the house again
[02:06] <Rjx> stupid thing doesn't realise it is in the wrong garden
[02:06] <timmo> rjx
[02:06] <Rjx> timmo
[02:06] <agentX> hmm
[02:06] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/the_prodigals-long_ago.mp3
[02:06] <timmo> ^
[02:06] <Symmetria> dammit, I need a new router
[02:07] <Rjx> i need to write a /timmo script
[02:07] * Symmetria throws this stupid 7206 against the wall
[02:07] <Rjx> checks for a url ending in .mp3 in the last 10 lines of scroll
[02:07] <Symmetria> (and hurts his back doing it because its fuckin heavy)
[02:07] <Rjx> wgets the song and adds it to playlist
[02:07] <Rjx> 7206?
[02:07] <Rjx> which brand is the router
[02:07] <Symmetria> 7206 VXR/NPE-G1 Cisco
[02:08] <Rjx> ;[ out of my realm of experience
[02:08] <Symmetria> I want a 7600
[02:08] <|Gorre|2k> I did a CCNA
[02:08] <Symmetria> rjx, heh, most people dont have routers that size
[02:08] <|Gorre|2k> But I only got like, 8 thingies done
[02:08] <Symmetria> they are shit expensive
[02:08] <Symmetria> :p
[02:08] <Symmetria> but I use them for testing and all the rest of it
[02:08] <Symmetria> 7206 = $10K USD odd?
[02:08] <Rjx> sounds like fun
[02:08] <Rjx> yikes
[02:08] <Symmetria> and if you start adding interfaces and al lthat crap can run you upwards
[02:09] <Rjx> what are the strong features
[02:09] <Rjx> (i am weak on networking/networking hardware in general)
[02:09] <Symmetria> rjx, heh, the thing has half a gig of ram in it
[02:09] <Symmetria> it does all the normal routing stuff like ospf, bgp, isis etc
[02:09] <Symmetria> it supports voice routing
[02:09] <Symmetria> it supports 10gE interfaces as far as I know
[02:09] <Symmetria> it supports STM-1/STM-4/STM-16 interfaces
[02:09] <Symmetria> it supports ipv6
[02:10] <Symmetria> there aint much it doesnt do in the routing world
[02:10] <Symmetria> :p
[02:10] <Rjx> :P
[02:10] <Symmetria> obviously full tunneling/vlan support etc
[02:10] <Rjx> clearly this is an area i need to study more
[02:10] <Symmetria> *sigh* one of these days I'll lay my hands on a GRS 12k Cisco
[02:10] <Symmetria> but at like, a million dollars a pop when you've put everything in it
[02:10] <Symmetria> rjx heh, networking is a wonderful area
[02:11] <Symmetria> just a hint for you
[02:11] <Symmetria> if you do your CCNA, dont stop there
[02:11] <Symmetria> :p
[02:11] <Symmetria> CCNA = Cisco Clue Not Available :p
[02:11] <Rjx> haha
[02:11] <|Gorre|2k> ^^^ I hear that a lot :(
[02:11] <Rjx> i never do those kind of formal things
[02:11] <Symmetria> they teach you a bunch of out dated bullshit until you go and do your CCN
[02:11] <TMH_> me neither
[02:12] <Symmetria> rjx *shrug* I just write the exams occasionally when I get bored
[02:12] <Rjx> i'm now fairly well versed in C, php, perl, javascript, java, and a little asm
[02:12] <Rjx> just do it as a hobby really
[02:12] <TMH_> whats that exam that is so hard to complete that if you do actually pass, they
[02:12] <Symmetria> one of these days I'll actually go and do a CCIE just for the sake of hav
[02:12] <Symmetria> :p
[02:12] <TMH_> (apparently)
[02:12] <|Gorre|2k> Symmetria - you should tell them to write a real english version of the c
[02:12] <Rjx> the more you learn about one area, the better your foundations become at learni
[02:12] <|Gorre|2k> Deciphering americanisms is confusing and boring
[02:12] <Symmetria> gorre, heh, the CCNA is a bullshit course
[02:12] <Symmetria> with a bullshit exam
[02:13] <timmo> americanisms?
[02:13] <Symmetria> they are still teaching class-based subnetting and routing
[02:13] <Symmetria> and bullshit like RIP
[02:13] <Rjx> oh, i've got a good one
[02:13] <Symmetria> who the hell uses RIPv1 these days
[02:13] <Symmetria> or even RIPv2 :p
[02:13] <Rjx> MCP - Master of Control Panel
[02:13] <|Gorre|2k> MCSE = Must Consult Second Engineer
[02:13] <Symmetria> like, get a grip, we've left pre 1995 days behind a LONG time ago :p
[02:13] <Rjx> minesweeper champion, solitaire expert
[02:13] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[02:13] <clark0r> damn
[02:13] <clark0r> you beat me too it
[02:14] <Rjx> that was the userfriendly take
[02:14] <clark0r> too/to
[02:14] <Rjx> haha
[02:14] <Symmetria> I think anyone who actually subnets using class-based subnetting now days
[02:14] <|Gorre|2k> Symmetria - waaaaay past me here
[02:14] <|Gorre|2k> I think the most complicated thing I did was booleans
[02:14] <Symmetria> gorre, heh, in your CCNA
[02:14] <Rjx> yah, going over my head too, you're going to have to dumb it down
[02:14] <|Gorre|2k> Which were piss easy
[02:14] <Symmetria> they taught you about stuff like class-a class-b class-c right?
[02:14] * timmo changes topic to 'WELCOME TO #SLASHDOT, LOLZ M$'
[02:14] <|Gorre|2k> Didnt get that far
[02:15] <Symmetria> rjx, ok, the dumbed down version is this
[02:15] <Rjx> timmo: the best part is, slashdot is now one of the most intelligent tech sites
[02:15] <|Gorre|2k> Had to quit it for college after 8 or so sections
[02:15] <Symmetria> way back in the past
[02:15] <Rjx> just because everything else is so goddamn stupid
[02:15] <Symmetria> internet address blocks
[02:15] <TMH_> haha networking is just too complex for me
[02:15] <Symmetria> used to be divided into class-a class-b class-c and class-d (multicast)
[02:15] <Rjx> alright
[02:15] <Symmetria> based on the size of the address block
[02:15] <Symmetria> a class a would be an ip address xxx.*.*.*
[02:15] <Symmetria> a class-b would be xxx.xxx.*.*
[02:15] <Rjx> *nod*
[02:15] <geck> used to be?
[02:15] <Symmetria> a class-c would be xxx.xxx.xxx.*
[02:16] <|Gorre|2k> Yeah, we brushed on that
[02:16] <timmo> rjx: you can never escpae what people remember you as
[02:16] <Symmetria> and those class-based addresses are in ranges
[02:16] <timmo> its like that joke
[02:16] <Rjx> timmo: this is true
[02:16] <Symmetria> a class A was like 0.0.0.0 -> 128.0.0.0
[02:16] <Symmetria> class b was like 129.0.0.0 -> 192.0.0.0
[02:16] <Symmetria> and class c was like 192.0.0.0 -> 223.255.255.255
[02:16] <timmo> "i built thousands of bridges and they dont call me a bridge builder, ive bui
[02:16] <Symmetria> with class-c multicast being th enext block etc
[02:16] <Symmetria> except, this was wasting address space
[02:17] <Symmetria> so back in 1995, they invented whats called classless interdomain routing
[02:17] <clark0r> we have our own class C here
[02:17] <Symmetria> claws03 no, you have a /24 :p
[02:17] <Symmetria> routing on the internet now days is based on CIDR
[02:17] <Symmetria> which is a bitmask for the length of space
[02:17] <Kurin> Just use CIDR
[02:17] <Kurin> Yeah
[02:17] <Symmetria> there are no classes anymore technically
[02:17] <Symmetria> :p
[02:18] <clark0r> technicality ;)
[02:18] <|Gorre|2k> Whens ipv6 gonna start kicking about anyway?
[02:18] <clark0r> |Gorre|2k: now
[02:18] <Rjx> when hell freezes over
[02:18] <clark0r> it's just not worth it
[02:18] <|Gorre|2k> I mean
[02:18] <|Gorre|2k> Whens it going to effect my day to day internetting :P
[02:18] <clark0r> a decade?
[02:18] <Rjx> Symmetria: do you happen to have any good links for beginner material
[02:19] <|Gorre|2k> I'll probably die of liver failure or overcoolness by then anyway
[02:19] <clark0r> umm
[02:19] <clark0r> of course you will
[02:19] <Symmetria> heh, IPv6 is coming
[02:19] <Kurin> Rjx: do you have a unix box handy?
[02:19] <Symmetria> and it will be a lot sooner than decade
[02:19] <Rjx> also timm, i mentioned to my brother about sorting out a deal with pen for qdb.
[02:19] <|Gorre|2k> Im joking clark0r
[02:19] <Rjx> where he's written it as "DigDoug"
[02:19] <Kurin> You can use whatmask or subnet
[02:19] <Rjx> made me laugh
[02:19] <Symmetria> I use IPv6 all over the place
[02:19] <Rjx> Kurin: i do
[02:19] <Rjx> wait, are we talking unix variant or unix unix
[02:19] <Symmetria> I own and announce my own /32 worth of v6 stuff :p
[02:20] <timmo> rjx: i ever make you download isis - panopticon off the hub?
[02:20] <Rjx> Symmetria: do you have admin flags in three regions though, that is the questio
[02:20] <Kurin> Rjx: any unix
[02:20] <Kurin> variant or whatever
[02:20] <geck> I have IPv6 on my server
[02:20] <geck> I need to start using it for hostmasks
[02:20] <Rjx> yeah i'm running gentoo linux on this desktop right now
[02:20] <Kurin> Whatmask is nice. I use subnet, which is in fbsd's ports
[02:20] <timmo> if not, you should grab it
[02:20] <Rjx> i shall timmo
[02:20] <Kurin> url whatmask
[02:20] <pinkboa> - "whatmask": http://www.laffeycomputer.com/whatmask.html
[02:21] <Symmetria> sipcalc
[02:21] <Symmetria> is a good app to calculate subnets
[02:21] <Symmetria> and it works with both ipv4 and ipv6
[02:21] <Kurin> er, subcalc, not subnet
[02:22] <Rjx> compiling both right now, will have a play later on today
[02:22] <|Gorre|2k> BAck to some beginner stuff, but arent subnet masks just Boolean and/or ?
[02:22] <|Gorre|2k> Or is there another way of having em?
[02:22] <Symmetria> gorre they are binary calculations
[02:22] <|Gorre|2k> Yeah
[02:22] <Symmetria> they are bit masks
[02:23] <Symmetria> ip address is 32 bits right? (in v4)
[02:23] <|Gorre|2k> Yeah, but they work on booleans
[02:23] <|Gorre|2k> so like
[02:23] <Symmetria> so a /24 mask means the first 24 bits stay static
[02:23] <|Gorre|2k> 192 with a subnet mask of 255
[02:23] <Symmetria> there are 8 bits per octet
[02:23] <|Gorre|2k> would be 192, cause all the mask are 1's
[02:23] <Symmetria> so /24 means xxx.xxx.xxx.*
[02:23] <Symmetria> where xxx stays static
[02:24] <Kurin> Though that's not a great way to think about it when the mask isn't right on
[02:24] <|Gorre|2k> Hmm
[02:24] <|Gorre|2k> Know anything about A+?
[02:24] <Symmetria> kurin, yeah, but a /23 would still be xxx.xxx.<next coupla bits stay s
[02:24] <Symmetria> where end range is .......
[02:24] <Symmetria> etc
[02:24] <Symmetria> :p
[02:25] <Symmetria> though you're right
[02:25] <Symmetria> but basically its all calculated in binary
[02:25] <Symmetria> the easy way to do it is this
[02:25] <Symmetria> a /32 = 1 ip address
[02:25] <Symmetria> a /30 = 4 ip addresses
[02:25] <Symmetria> (/31 isnt valid because in v4 the first and last address of a subnet are
[02:25] <Symmetria> a /29 = 8
[02:26] <Symmetria> a /28 = 16
[02:26] <Symmetria> etc etc
[02:26] <Symmetria> it doubles in addresses all the way down
[02:26] <Symmetria> except every 8 bits you are into a different octet
[02:26] <Kurin> Actually, if you just get the hang of it from /32 to /24, you can do that aga
[02:26] <Symmetria> so /24 = 1 block of xxx.xxx.xxx.*
[02:26] <Symmetria> a /23 = 2 blocks
[02:26] <|Gorre|2k> I think I get it
[02:26] <Symmetria> a /22 = 4 blocks
[02:26] <|Gorre|2k> Or at least understand this bit
[02:27] <Symmetria> etc all the way to /16 which is one block of xxx.xxx.*.*
[02:27] <Symmetria> then /15 = 2 blocks
[02:27] <Kurin> And then you can memorize the network addresses, instead of having to figure
[02:27] <Symmetria> etc
[02:27] <Symmetria> all the way down to /8 where you start talking first octet
[02:27] <Kurin> (it is)
[02:27] <Symmetria> :p
[02:27] <Symmetria> kurin yeah exactly
[02:27] <Kurin> And then you have to memorize all the CIDR -> netmask conversions
[02:28] <Kurin> because windows and ios only take netmask
[02:28] <Symmetria> the only time it gets real bitchy is where you start with a /28 that has
[02:28] <Symmetria> :p
[02:28] <Symmetria> yeah but cidr -> netmask conversions are easy
[02:28] <clark0r> p
[02:28] <clark0r> Symmetria: what's your job?
[02:28] <Kurin> QUICK WHAT'S /14?
[02:28] <Symmetria> clark0r Im chief technical officer for the south african nren
[02:28] <Kurin> 255.240?
[02:29] <Symmetria> 255.252.0.0
[02:29] <Kurin> damn
[02:29] <clark0r> Symmetria: use any nix boxes
[02:29] <clark0r> or bsd even
[02:29] <Symmetria> kurin, its easy, /14 is equivelant of a /29 on the last octet
[02:30] <Symmetria> 255 - (32 - 29) = 252 :p
[02:31] <Symmetria> clark0r heh, I use a *TON* of *nix boxes
[02:31] <Symmetria> I have about 200 fbsd boxes I control
[02:31] <Symmetria> :p
[02:32] <geck> hehe
[02:32] <geck> small fry :)
[02:32] * geck laughs evilly
[02:32] * geck gets back to what he does during the day
[02:32] <Symmetria> heh geck *shrug* most of the equipment I control isnt fbsd though
[02:32] <Symmetria> its cisco routers
[02:32] <Symmetria> and some junipers
[02:32] <Rjx> so much shit to do today
[02:32] <Symmetria> heh, I dont use 2 many *nix boxes now days other than to install quagga o
[02:32] <|Gorre|2k> Rjx - better than having fuck all to do, believe me :\
[02:32] <Symmetria> :p
[02:33] <Rjx> there's never nothing to do
[02:33] <|Gorre|2k> You'd be amazed
[02:33] <|Gorre|2k> All my CWork is done, my main PC is missing a CPU at the moment, house is
[02:33] <Rjx> what i mean is that if you have nothing to do, you're not filling your time app
[02:33] <geck> ya
[02:33] <geck> I gotta agree with rjx
[02:34] <|Gorre|2k> Mm, fair enough
[02:34] <Rjx> i haven't felt bored in a very long time
[02:34] <|Gorre|2k> I dont normally, but I have a lot of video to edit, and no PC to do it on
[02:34] <daze> same here
[02:34] <|Gorre|2k> Everything else feels like Im wasting time
[02:34] <Symmetria> heh, rjx there is often time when there is very little you CAN do
[02:35] <pinkboa> i like string
[02:35] <Symmetria> take me for example, I will be in the air on planes for 60 hours in the n
[02:35] <Rjx> take some language tapes, learn a new language
[02:35] <Symmetria> :p and there isnt THAT much to do while sitting on a plane over the middl
[02:35] <Symmetria> :p
[02:35] <Rjx> i have a bunch loaded on my PDA that i carry everywhere
[02:35] <Symmetria> oh fuck that :p I hate languages :p my gf is still trying to teach me her
[02:35] <Rjx> just incase yo
[02:35] <|Gorre|2k> I have all the Rosetta Stones on my other box :(
[02:35] <Rjx> what's her native language
[02:35] <Symmetria> and I am so not getting it
[02:35] <Symmetria> rjx, oshiwambo :p
[02:35] <Rjx> my focus is japanese this year, spanish next year
[02:36] <|Gorre|2k> Rjx - Im doing japanese atm, off to Kyoto in April 07
[02:36] <Rjx> nice
[02:36] <Symmetria> ok later all
[02:36] <Rjx> i'm also trying to get my guitar playing up to scratch
[02:36] <Symmetria> got a flight to catch to europe
[02:36] <Rjx> latuh
[02:36] <Rjx> have a good flight
[02:36] <|Gorre|2k> o/ tata
[02:36] <Rjx> watch out for arabs
[02:36] <Rjx> ;x
[02:36] <|Gorre|2k> Rjx - how long you played?
[02:37] * Symmetria is now known as SymmEuro
[02:37] <Rjx> technically about 3 years
[02:37] <|Gorre|2k> And not techinically? :P
[02:37] <Rjx> but for the last 2 years or so i've barely played
[02:37] <Rjx> and i learned from a diabetic drug-addicted lesbian
[02:37] <Rjx> so you know, no formal learning environment
[02:37] <|Gorre|2k> Ah :P
[02:37] <|Gorre|2k> What do you play?
[02:37] <|Gorre|2k> As in, equipment
[02:38] <Rjx> i have a DeArmond electric
[02:40] <Rjx> also timmo, +o
[02:44] <|Gorre|2k> Wheeere we youuuu while wee were gettin' hiiiiigh
[02:44] * |Gorre|2k dances some
[02:45] <Rjx> the 90s called, they want their ugly band back
[02:45] <|Gorre|2k> They may be mongs, but they have some good stuff :P
[02:45] <Rjx> this is indeed true
[02:45] <Rjx> do you happen to remember ocean colour scene
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> I do indeed
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> I may have an album somewhere infact
[02:46] <Rjx> just grabbed a bunch of their songs a couple of days back
[02:46] <Rjx> after randomly remembering one track
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> Did they doooo
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> Umm
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> Coming hom eto you?
[02:46] <Rjx> Ocean_Colour_Scene_-_The_Day_We_Caught_The_Train.mp3
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> No, that was simply red :\
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> Doesnt ring a bell
[02:46] <|Gorre|2k> I'll poke around later for the CD
[02:47] <|Gorre|2k> I have no music on this piece of crap
[02:47] <|Gorre|2k> Like, 300 songs maybe
[02:48] <Rjx> time to fire up some greenday
[02:48] <|Gorre|2k> Ozric Tentacles for me atm
[02:50] <SymmIL> greetings from the limo on the way to the airport
[02:50] <|Gorre|2k> o/
[02:50] <SymmIL> luv my nokia 9300i
[02:51] <|Gorre|2k> Wait, Limo?
[02:51] <SymmIL> yes limo
[02:51] <|Gorre|2k> Special occasion or do you have too much money?
[02:51] <SymmIL> i travel in style
[02:51] <|Gorre|2k> I see
[02:51] <SymmIL> haha company bill
[02:51] <|Gorre|2k> heheh
[02:53] <SymmIL> screw that im flying 67 hours in the next 22 days i gotta be comfortable
[02:53] <SymmIL> hehehehe
[02:53] <SymmIL> gawd this is lagging
[02:54] <|Gorre|2k> Wonder if the postie's been yet
[03:00] <Rjx> i remember saying something like
[03:00] <Rjx> i feel a bit lightheaded
[03:00] <|Gorre|2k> Bastards probably still in bed
[03:01] <|Gorre|2k> I should put sticks in his spokes >:|
[03:01] <Rjx> at least you don't get mail meant for other people
[03:01] <|Gorre|2k> Good mail?
[03:01] <Rjx> not opening it
[03:02] <|Gorre|2k> Oh yeah
[03:02] <|Gorre|2k> Does it look good?
[03:02] <Rjx> nothing interesting yet, seems like just bills
[03:02] <|Gorre|2k> No fun then
[03:02] <Rjx> one day kim todd is going to realise he or she isn't getting their mail
[03:03] <|Gorre|2k> We still get debt collectors from the previous house owner
[03:06] <ScumFrog> we still get mail for the previous owner of the house
[03:06] <ScumFrog> even tho we moved in like, 9 years ago
[03:06] <ScumFrog> !
[03:06] <|Gorre|2k> :|
[03:06] <Rjx> i'm still getting the neighbour's cat
[03:06] <Kurin> heh
[03:07] <Kurin> We got a jury duty summons for the previous occupant
[03:07] <ScumFrog> haw
[03:07] <|Gorre|2k> cat = dropkick
[03:07] <|Gorre|2k> Nasty little creatures
[03:07] <Rjx> i like cats
[03:07] <Rjx> this one just doesn't realise that this isn't his house
[03:07] <|Gorre|2k> I like my cat and thats it
[03:07] <Rjx> he's from nextdoor
[03:08] <|Gorre|2k> The rest of them are slutty and smell
[03:10] <ScumFrog> dogs > cats
[03:10] <|Gorre|2k> Yuss
[03:10] <|Gorre|2k> Especially dogs with that dopey grin
[03:10] <Rjx> i break for control loops
[03:10] <FlaVouR> lol Rjx
[03:10] <ScumFrog> snicker
[03:13] <ScumFrog> man, coming back to work after a 4 day weekend is tough
[03:13] <FlaVouR> yep
[03:14] <FlaVouR> but the 27th is also a holiday here
[03:14] <ScumFrog> damn :/
[03:14] <ScumFrog> wheres 'here'?
[03:14] <FlaVouR> south Africa
[03:14] <ScumFrog> oh nice
[03:15] <Rjx> we can't stop here, this is AIDS country
[03:15] <FlaVouR> its cold now tho
[03:15] <FlaVouR> winter setting in
[03:15] <Rjx> :x
[03:15] <FlaVouR> heh
[03:15] <FlaVouR> shut it Dole scum
[03:15] <Rjx> haha
[03:15] <Rjx> i'm not on the dole
[03:15] <Rjx> :P
[03:15] <FlaVouR> I dont have aids
[03:15] <FlaVouR> but we can pretend
[03:42] <Kurin> man
[03:42] <Kurin> eric raymond hates Islam, huh
[03:44] <FlaVouR> armed and dangerous?
[03:44] <Kurin> Yeah
[03:45] <FlaVouR> yeah reading it now
[03:45] <FlaVouR> but he makes a point
[03:46] <Kurin> What point? That people do bad things?
[03:46] <FlaVouR> no
[03:46] <FlaVouR> that alot of people of all religions dont practice what they preach
[03:47] <Kurin> I don't think he's saying that
[03:47] <FlaVouR> and alot of people don't have the courage to stand up and be counted in the
[03:47] <Kurin> He's saying what Islam preaches is the death of Western life
[03:47] <FlaVouR> no
[03:47] <Kurin> I?ve been warning since 2002 that the West really is in a war to defend civil
[03:48] <FlaVouR> what I got from that is this
[03:48] * meffie is now known as mef
[03:48] <Kurin> We have failed to confront the central problem: shari?a law is not compatible
[03:48] <FlaVouR> hmm
[03:49] <FlaVouR> from the post I read I got that few muslims who practice islam is it was i
[03:49] <Kurin> That's under the entry "Islam is at war with us"
[03:49] <FlaVouR> http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=284
[03:49] <FlaVouR> i read that
[03:50] <Kurin> Read the earlier ones
[03:50] <FlaVouR> ok
[03:52] <FlaVouR> hmm
[03:52] <FlaVouR> ok
[03:52] <FlaVouR> I retract
[03:56] * SymmIL waves from the departures lounge at the airport
[03:56] <SymmIL> :p sup flavour bitch
[03:56] <FlaVouR> SymmIL eat my ass with a rusty spoon
[03:57] <FlaVouR> where you going?
[03:59] <SymmIL> heh
[03:59] <SymmIL> flavour ummm
[03:59] <SymmIL> to the UK first
[03:59] <SymmIL> via germany
[03:59] <FlaVouR> nice
[03:59] <FlaVouR> gonna visit Rjx?
[03:59] <SymmIL> then to the states
[03:59] <ScumFrog> dont bother coming to the UK
[03:59] <SymmIL> nah :p business trip all ove rthe place, dont have much time
[03:59] <ScumFrog> its raining :|
[04:00] <FlaVouR> its raining in africa too
[04:00] <SymmIL> from the states I go hong kong
[04:00] <SymmIL> then singapore
[04:00] <SymmIL> then back home
[04:00] <SymmIL> back in .za in 22 days
[04:00] <FlaVouR> Hong kong
[04:00] <FlaVouR> blah
[04:00] <SymmIL> heh, 60 thousand rand worth of hotels later
[04:00] <FlaVouR> go to Tai pei
[04:00] <SymmIL> this trip is costing like 80 grand total
[04:00] <ScumFrog> >_<
[04:01] <SymmIL> if this fucking wireless at the airport doesnt stop disconnecting me Im goin
[04:01] <|Gorre|2k> (11:59:56) (ScumFrog) dont bother coming to the UK <--- the man is wis
[04:01] <mef> SymmIL what airport
[04:01] <ScumFrog> im an englishman, get me outta here.
[04:02] * twiggette is now known as PixieMeat
[04:04] <TMH_> meh england is ok
[04:04] <jeek> I'd hit it.
[04:04] <|Gorre|2k> I'd club it
[04:04] <FlaVouR> only cos its easy
[04:05] <ScumFrog> its alright I guess, but grass is greener and all that
[04:05] <|Gorre|2k> The country is beautiful
[04:05] <|Gorre|2k> 90% of the population are knobs
[04:06] <ScumFrog> tru dat.
[04:08] <Zera> mornin
[04:08] <ScumFrog> alreet
[04:09] <|Gorre|2k> Hullo
[04:09] <Zera> mwhahaha, i tricked you all into believing it was morning here
[04:09] <Zera> im a genius!
[04:10] <|Gorre|2k> Drat and blast, you sneaky thing!
[04:10] <Zera> i am the mighty sneaky thing! ZERA!
[04:10] <ScumFrog> cunning
[04:10] <ScumFrog> like a very cunning fox
[04:10] <ScumFrog> that took lessons in cunning
[04:11] <Zera> a cunning fox that is on cunning fox drugs after many years at cunning school
[04:11] <|Gorre|2k> From a fox.
[04:11] <TMH_> attention internet!
[04:11] <TMH_> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4918012.stm
[04:11] <TMH_> WHAT THE FUCK
[04:11] <Zera> wow something more interesting than me
[04:11] <Zera> that wasnt hard
[04:11] <ScumFrog> zomg.
[04:11] <|Gorre|2k> Tom Cruise is a tart
[04:13] <Zera> haha told my brother
[04:13] <Zera> "dude dont tell me things like that"
[04:13] <r3in> morning efnet
[04:13] <|Gorre|2k> 'noon
[04:13] <ScumFrog> bello
[04:13] <r3in> sup?
[04:14] <SymmIL> for fuck sakes
[04:15] <SymmIL> heh this is better fuck the wireless hotspots at the airport they dont work
[04:15] <SymmIL> switched tyo gprs
[04:15] <SymmIL> this is far better
[04:15] <SymmIL> even if it is lagged as all hell
[04:15] <SymmIL> at least it doesnt keep disconnecting me
[04:16] <r3in> hrm
[04:16] <r3in> wireless airport hotspots
[04:16] <r3in> that sounds fun
[04:16] <SymmIL> heh this actually works really well
[04:17] <SymmIL> having notebook paired with my cell
[04:17] <r3in> just pay minutes? or is it digital?
[04:17] <SymmIL> heh didnt even have to actually DO anything, told it pair, double clicked so
[04:17] <SymmIL> r3in pay per meg
[04:17] <SymmIL> but its just ssh traffic
[04:17] <r3in> nice
[04:18] <SymmIL> I sat browsing the web and ssh'ing for ages and it only cost me 3 pounds las
[04:18] <r3in> im going to have to look into that
[04:18] <r3in> i dont think thats availible in canada
[04:18] <r3in> virgin?
[04:18] <Zera> did i hear virgin?
[04:18] <r3in> virgin?
[04:19] <Zera> ah there we go yes
[04:19] <r3in> okay its not a script
[04:19] <Zera> nah mate
[04:19] <Zera> i just happen to read the window at the exact times that things like that get
[04:19] <Zera> virgin/nekkid/bed/assramming
[04:19] <PixieMeat> nice...
[04:20] <r3in> i dont think assramming is the pro choice for virgins
[04:20] <Zera> theyll like what i tell them to like
[04:20] <Zera> "this is what everyone does nowadays"
[04:20] <Zera> etc
[04:20] <r3in> well, i guess you are a virgin until you take it
[04:21] * SymmIL wonders if he will be able to gprs roam in germany
[04:21] <r3in> SymmIL whats your phone provider?
[04:21] <Rjx> i don't think there's any way i can hook up my phone
[04:21] <Rjx> no infrared/bluetooth
[04:21] <SymmIL> heh r3in Im with vodacom but on an international roaming agreement for voice
[04:21] <SymmIL> dont know if it extends to gprs
[04:22] <r3in> i think you can use a data cable
[04:22] <r3in> i would really like to know wtf is going on with #hackcentral and http://hackc
[04:23] <Zera> heh...hackcentral
[04:23] <r3in> mindwar wrote an exploit and now the sites down + elsidee seems to of died
[04:23] <SymmIL> haha I was just scanning around at the airport
[04:23] <SymmIL> and got into 4 peoples phones
[04:23] <SymmIL> via bluetooth
[04:23] <SymmIL> and copied their phone books
[04:23] <SymmIL> ROTFL
[04:23] <ScumFrog> bluejacking
[04:23] <Zera> lol
[04:23] <Zera> nice
[04:23] <ScumFrog> lol
[04:24] <SymmIL> its rather amusing
[04:24] <Rjx> who/what is mindwar?
[04:24] <r3in> an daft idiot
[04:24] <r3in> -n
[04:25] <Rjx> Thero?
[04:25] <r3in> lmfao
[04:25] <r3in> i like how you treat your friends
[04:26] <SymmIL> heh if my cell provider catches me doing what Im doing Im gonna get into suc
[04:26] <SymmIL> Im using their gprs to use skype
[04:26] <r3in> nah
[04:26] <SymmIL> heh, and my cell provider specifically says NO VOIP OVER GPRS
[04:26] <reduus> what a rebel
[04:26] <ScumFrog> dun dun dunnn
[04:26] <SymmIL> its in the contract :p
[04:26] <TMH_> haha
[04:26] <reduus> u r a modern day hero
[04:26] <reduus> seriously
[04:26] <Zera> freethinking anarchist
[04:26] <TMH_> tunnel it over ssh
[04:26] <SymmIL> fuck them its 2 bloody expensive to phone international
[04:27] <SymmIL> on a cell
[04:27] <SymmIL> and I had a cell bill last month of 4 or 5 grand
[04:27] <SymmIL> time to find a way to bring it down
[04:27] <r3in> ....
[04:27] <reduus> here's a novel idea
[04:27] <r3in> how the fuck can you get a phone bill over a grand
[04:27] <reduus> dont use a cellphone
[04:27] <SymmIL> roaming bills kill me
[04:27] <r3in> jesus
[04:27] <SymmIL> reduus uhhh I travel, all over the place, people have to phone me
[04:27] <SymmIL> thats part of the job :p
[04:28] <r3in> even a payphone wouldnt cost that much
[04:28] <SymmIL> and international roaming you pay for the incoming calls
[04:28] <SymmIL> :p
[04:28] <TMH_> but then your company pays the bill right
[04:28] <reduus> get a good contract where you dont pay to receive calls
[04:28] <SymmIL> reduus heh that doesnt exist in .za
[04:28] <SymmIL> :p
[04:28] <SymmIL> tmh, yeah they cover it but it comes outta my budget
[04:28] <r3in> get a gps modem
[04:28] <SymmIL> and my budget is already hurting :p
[04:28] <TMH_> yeah I heard that za's telecoms are fucked
[04:28] <reduus> SymmIL: so why are you using a za contract if you travel?
[04:29] <TMH_> my heart goes out to you :(
[04:29] <SymmIL> reduus because Im based in .za
[04:29] <SymmIL> :p
[04:29] <reduus> it's a cell phone
[04:29] <r3in> okay
[04:29] <r3in> get them to call your landline
[04:29] <SymmIL> reduus yeah but its crap expensive for .za people to phone me if its not .za
[04:29] <SymmIL> :p
[04:29] <r3in> and get call forwarding
[04:29] <reduus> ":p" is not cute
[04:29] <r3in> so it all comes from a local number
[04:30] <SymmIL> oh well, I suppose if I can spend 10 million a year on bandwidth I shouldnt
[04:30] <SymmIL> :p
[04:30] <SymmIL> welcome to .za telecomms
[04:30] <SymmIL> 10 million USD for 130mbit of international bandwidth per year
[04:30] <SymmIL> its befok
[04:31] <TMH_> ;[[[[[[
[04:31] <SymmIL> this is why people have such crap bandwidth in .za :p
[04:32] <SymmIL> brb from other connection
[04:33] <TMH_> haha spearchucker
[04:33] <Rjx> going to throw this goddamn phone at the wall
[04:33] <Rjx> such a poor design
[04:34] <TMH_> what phone
[04:34] <ExZippo> Video tape yourself eating it, then mail the tape to the phone manufacturer
[04:34] <Rjx> nokia 3310
[04:34] <ExZippo> haha you bought a nokia
[04:34] <ExZippo> they are all designed while on crack
[04:34] <Rjx> so?
[04:34] <TMH_> hahahaha I had one of them
[04:35] <TMH_> you poor bastard :(
[04:35] <Rjx> http://www.gsm-technology.com/gsm.php/en,howto,subpage_id,Demontaz_Nokia3310.ht
[04:35] <Rjx> goddamn liars
[04:39] <TMH_> http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04032006
[04:40] <ScumFrog> XD
[04:40] <ExZippo> http://img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catbez019lz.jpg YOU WILL NOW DO MY
[04:42] <ExZippo> http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/3234/giantrabbit9of.jpg
[04:42] <daze> lol @ paws
[04:44] <SymmV6> <3 lufthansa
[04:44] <SymmV6> they just upgraded 4 of my flights
[04:45] <SymmV6> due to overbooking
[04:45] <SymmV6> and since Im senator member I get upgraded first
[04:45] <SymmV6> wheeeeee
[04:45] <FlaVouR> did you say JAVOHL! GIBT MEI EIN UPGRADE! OR ITS LAMPSHADE TIME!!
[04:46] <SymmV6> heh flavour I used a crapload of miles to upgrade my US -> Hong Kong flig
[04:46] <SymmV6> that flight is gonna be fun
[04:46] <SymmV6> I even get my own bed :p
[04:47] <FlaVouR> cool
[04:49] <FlaVouR> I need a holiday to somewhere FAR
[04:49] <SymmV6> flavour haha I will need a holiday by the time I get back
[04:50] <SymmV6> Im gonna be so jetlagged its not gonna be a joke
[04:50] <FlaVouR> :P
[04:50] <FlaVouR> I need to go to tai pei city
[04:50] <ScumFrog> I need to go get some lunch
[04:50] <ScumFrog> :/
[04:53] * Rjx is now known as Rjx_
[04:54] <ExZippo> guys
[04:54] <ExZippo> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/Umdrehung/SomethingAwful/pic_01674.j
[04:55] <Kurin> hahahaha
[04:56] <SymmV6> ok later all, back from joburg
[04:56] <TMH_> good day
[04:56] <ScumFrog> lol
[05:19] <Tark-Work> lolz m$ :(
[05:21] <Tark-Work> haha check this shit out!!!
[05:21] <Tark-Work> .fc 75062
[05:21] <Tubbee> Irving, TX Forecast (High/Low); Tuesday: Partly Cloudy, 96/61°F (35/16°C); W
[05:21] <Tark-Work> :( that's bullshit.. our high today is 100 :(
[05:25] <Tark-Work> dammit I don't want a fucking coffee mug, just finish your pledge drive a
[05:25] <Tark-Work> fuck this I'm buying a short wave
[05:34] <SymmV6> on the bus to the plane
[05:34] <SymmV6> hehe i irc from the wierdest places
[05:34] <Tark-Work> dude
[05:34] <Tark-Work> that's serious
[05:34] <SymmV6> but its all good
[05:34] <Tark-Work> make sure you check for snakes
[05:34] <Tark-Work> on the muthefucking plane
[05:35] <SymmV6> haha why would there be snakes on the plane
[05:35] <SymmV6> its a fucking airbus
[05:35] <Tark-Work> ask samuel l jackson :(
[05:35] <FlaVouR> they bit that motherfucke
[05:35] <FlaVouR> r
[05:35] <Tark-Work> still, could be hundreds of snakes on that plane
[05:35] <SymmV6> ok gotta go at the plane
[05:37] <FlaVouR> cold
[05:37] <FlaVouR> so cold
[05:56] <csqrl> fofo @ topic
[05:58] <Efreeti> i've never read slashdot
[05:58] <Efreeti> <- Ifrit btw, at work :D
[05:58] <Efreeti> first day
[05:59] <Stereo``> every time i see "Your retarded" it makes me hurt
[05:59] <Stereo``> one of these days i'm gonna snap
[06:00] <Efreeti> what, the grammatic error?
[06:00] <r3in> YaY i just died and lost 15 levels
[06:00] <r3in> im done until tommorow
[06:03] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:03] <Rendiew> your retarted
[06:04] <Thuryn> *retarded
[06:04] <Thuryn> *you're
[06:05] <Rendiew> oh I know :(
[06:05] <Thuryn> s/(\w) (\w)/$2 $1/
[06:05] <Rendiew> ow
[06:05] <Thuryn> hahaha
[06:06] <jonathans> your first day of work
[06:06] <jonathans> and you have the balls to hop on irc
[06:06] <jonathans> and waste time
[06:07] <Thuryn> WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IRC IS FULL OF SMART PEOPLE WITH VALUABLE INSIGHTS!
[06:10] <jonathans> greetings from my limo on the way to my first class
[06:13] <Efreeti> hehe jonathans
[06:15] <r3in> im retarded?
[06:15] <r3in> go fuck yourself
[06:18] <Spidey> fucking shit
[06:18] <Spidey> i always manage to get poison ivy
[06:18] <Spidey> every summer
[06:18] <Spidey> er spring
[06:21] <jonathans> there's a reason people plaster their world with asphalt you know
[06:22] <Efreeti> Does anyone know how to install additional memory on a HP Laserjet 5M?
[06:22] <Efreeti> ;P
[06:23] <TMH_> step one: Open it up
[06:23] <TMH_> step two: Install the ram
[06:23] <TMH_> step three: close it
[06:23] <Efreeti> :D
[06:24] <Efreeti> Not always as easy to know where to open it tho
[06:25] <TMH_> well
[06:25] <TMH_> I can usually figure these things out
[06:25] <TMH_> so hire me and give me a screwdriver
[06:26] <TMH_> opening a printer shouldn't even require rtfming
[07:01] <Ifrit> tHM, this one did O_O
[07:01] <Ifrit> t'was insane
[07:01] <Ifrit> TMH_, sorry
[07:02] <Rjx> calc 6.1km in miles
[07:02] <pinkboa> - 6.1 kilometers = 3.79036427 miles
[07:02] <Rjx> that's how far i've walked today so far
[07:03] <|Gorre|2k> about
[07:03] <|Gorre|2k> 30 feet maybe
[07:03] <klassik> (10:02:59) (kizom) what do you think about the last one? badmistress.com
[07:03] <klassik> spam
[07:03] <Rjx> brb
[07:04] <Rjx> what a chore
[07:09] <Ifrit> calc 1 mile in feet
[07:09] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 5280 feet
[07:09] <Ifrit> calc 1 mile in yards
[07:09] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 1760 yards
[07:09] <Ifrit> calc 1 mile in inches
[07:09] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 63360 inches
[07:09] <Ifrit> doesn't make any sense!
[07:10] <|Gorre|2k> calc 1 mile in millimeters
[07:10] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 1609344 millimeters
[07:10] <|Gorre|2k> calc 1 mile in nanometers
[07:10] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 1609344000000 nanometers
[07:10] <|Gorre|2k> Cool
[07:10] <|Gorre|2k> Well. Not really.
[07:10] <Ifrit> 1km = 1000m = 100 000 cm
[07:10] <|Gorre|2k> Nifty maybe
[07:10] <Ifrit> I mean seriously
[07:11] <Ifrit> calc 1 mile in furlongs
[07:11] <pinkboa> - 1 mile = 8 furlongs
[07:11] <Ifrit> wow
[07:11] <Ifrit> calc 1 furlong in feet
[07:11] <pinkboa> - 1 furlong = 660 feet
[07:11] <Ifrit> calc 1 furlong in inches
[07:11] <pinkboa> - 1 furlong = 7920 inches
[07:11] <|Gorre|2k> calc 1 acre in furlongs
[07:11] <|Gorre|2k> :(
[07:11] <Ifrit> calc 1 acre in cubic furlongs
[07:11] <|Gorre|2k> You fail, bot
[07:11] <Ifrit> bah
[07:11] <Ifrit> hmm
[07:11] <Ifrit> what was it
[07:11] <wind`> i have a furlong in my pants
[07:11] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[07:12] <Ifrit> calc i acre in quare furlongs
[07:12] <Ifrit> calc i acre in square furlongs
[07:12] <pinkboa> - i acre = 0.1 i square furlongs
[07:12] <|Gorre|2k> Well done that man
[07:15] <wind`> calc 1 square furlong in i acre
[07:16] <|Gorre|2k> i = imperial I assume?
[07:17] <Stereo``> 1
[07:17] <Stereo``> calc iv times xiii
[07:18] <Stereo``> or not
[07:18] <Stereo``> oh.. it's the square root of -1
[07:19] <Thuryn> it would be "vx"
[07:19] <Thuryn> i ^ 4 = 1
[07:20] <Stereo``> no it's xxxii
[07:21] <Thuryn> 4 * 13 = 52
[07:21] <Thuryn> so lii
[07:22] <Stereo``> oh whups
[07:22] <Stereo``> i thought i said viii
[07:22] <Thuryn> ah, yeah then it would be xxxii
[07:22] <Stereo``> hmm
[07:22] <Stereo``> how many words can be spelled with i, v, x, l, d, m
[07:22] <Stereo``> and how many are legitimate numbers
[07:26] <Thuryn> there's an anagram generator. if you could come up with a word or two that
[07:27] <Rjx> lid, mild, dim, mid (that might only be a prefix)
[07:27] <|Gorre|2k> mix
[07:29] <jeek> Can you reuse letters? LIVID
[07:29] <jeek> MILL DILL
[07:29] <Rjx> i don't think you can reuse
[07:29] <Rjx> the rules were vague though
[07:30] <Tark-Work> you forgot C. 100.
[07:31] <jeek> LIC MI DIC
[07:31] <Stereo``> still hard with just the 1 vowel
[07:31] <Tark-Work> and you can't maintain proper syntax
[07:32] <Tark-Work> and DCLXVI is the number of the beast.
[07:32] <FlaVouR> 667 is the neighbour of the beast
[07:33] <Tark-Work> It is often quipped that 667 is "the Neighbour of the Beast" although thi
[07:33] <jeek> i did dim ill lid mid mix Vic dill mild mill Mimi civic civil livid mimic vivi
[07:33] <jeek> did = 19
[07:33] <Tark-Work> there's where I rememebr it from.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_
[07:33] <jeek> wait
[07:34] <jeek> 199
[07:34] <jeek> fuck
[07:34] <jeek> What's D?
[07:34] <Tark-Work> 50
[07:34] <jeek> oh hrm
[07:34] <Stereo``> i'm not sure you're allowed to skip numbers
[07:34] <Tark-Work> but your syntax is inappropriate for did.
[07:34] <Tark-Work> the number would be IC
[07:34] <jeek> True
[07:34] <Stereo``> 199 should be DXCIX
[07:35] <Tark-Work> ICC
[07:35] <jeek> D is 500
[07:35] <jeek> L is 50
[07:35] <Stereo``> wait
[07:35] <Stereo``> yeah i'm just confusing myself
[07:35] <FlaVouR> Tark-Work the beast lives in a block of flats off finchly high street
[07:35] <Stereo``> CXCIX
[07:35] <laFunk> Mornin'.
[07:36] <jeek> mix = 1009
[07:36] <Tark-Work> -2·Sin(666°) evaluates to (v5 + 1)/2 which is the Golden Ratio.
[07:36] <Stereo``> i guess if you wanted to use a dictionary or what have you
[07:36] <jeek> mid = 1499
[07:37] <jeek> cat words|egrep -i "^[lcdimxv]+$"
[07:37] <jeek> egrep -i "^[lcdimxv]+$" /usr/share/dict/words
[07:37] <FlaVouR> 1.618
[07:37] <FlaVouR> *ooooooh*
[07:38] <Stereo``> calc -2*Sin(666°)
[07:38] <Stereo``> i don't think it likes the degree symbol
[07:38] <Ifrit> It never fails
[07:38] <Stereo``> calc -2*Sin(666 degrees)
[07:38] <Ifrit> You help some lowbie paladin find John Turner in Ironforge, and he begs for 3
[07:39] <Stereo``> calc -2 * sin(666 degrees)
[07:39] <pinkboa> - -2 * sin(666 degrees) = 1.61803399
[07:39] <Stereo``> calc (sqrt(5)+1)/2
[07:39] <pinkboa> - (sqrt(5) + 1) / 2 = 1.61803399
[07:39] <jeek> calc (-2*sin(666 degrees))^2-1
[07:39] <pinkboa> - ((-2 * sin(666 degrees))^2) - 1 = 1.61803399
[07:44] <Tark-Work> stop blaspheming
[07:44] <FlaVouR> praise Jesus
[07:58] <jeek> Braise Jesus.. in a fine white wine
[07:58] <FlaVouR> heh
[07:58] <swight> It is the latest in a series of strange revelations by the 43-year-old 'Miss
[07:58] <swight> Cruise told GQ magazine: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would b
[07:59] <Tark-Work> Praise Jesus! (That fucker makes my lawn look like a golf course!)
[08:00] <Tark-Work> Does scientology cause insanity, or is it the other way around? Discuss.
[08:00] <FlaVouR> any religion based on the work of a sciencefiction auther is questionable
[08:00] <ScumFrog> Think you have to be insane to take scientology seriously.
[08:00] <ScumFrog> imho
[08:00] <ScumFrog> Think you have to be insane to take religion seriously.
[08:00] <swight> Stop it! You're increasing my thetans!
[08:01] <FlaVouR> ScumFrog agreed
[08:01] <FlaVouR> and Tom cruise is like semi grand high poobah now isnt he?
[08:01] <jeek> Well, he's definitely high.
[08:02] <FlaVouR> I wonder if its like the catholics .. the higher you go the bigger your hat
[08:02] <|Gorre|2k> Untill you're the pope, and you're hats so big you cant leave your room
[08:02] <FlaVouR> yep
[08:02] <FlaVouR> God must be mexican .. cos he has a MASSIVE sombrero
[08:03] <Rjx> haha i can hear my brother yelling at our ISP's tech support
[08:03] <Rjx> we're having constant CRC errors on our line, and any service like MSN/AIM keep
[08:03] <Rjx> the advice the customer support guy gave was to refresh Internet Explorer and s
[08:04] <ScumFrog> fucking idiots.
[08:04] <Rjx> yeah
[08:04] <ScumFrog> which ISP you with Rjx?
[08:04] <Rjx> the phone support people are notoriously stupid
[08:04] <Rjx> pipex
[08:06] <clark0r> same as with every isp then
[08:07] <GerbilWrk> alot of times the techs are fairly smart, they are just to busy playing W
[08:07] <GerbilWrk> or chatting on IRC
[08:08] <Rjx> they usually don't know what basic stuff is
[08:08] <ScumFrog> They must get loads of callers that think IE IS the internet, tho.
[08:08] <Rjx> you'll hear various comments such as "well close the linux window and open up i
[08:08] <ScumFrog> I wouldnt have the patience.
[08:09] <Rjx> i usually don't
[08:09] <ScumFrog> damn brother is bad enough
[08:09] <GerbilWrk> that's why I get all the tough calls :(
[08:09] <Rjx> i usually stop short of telling them to watch out when they return to their stu
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> I'm going to start hiring smarter techs so I have to do less stuff
[08:10] <Tark-Work> hire one smarter than you
[08:10] <Tark-Work> then get me a starbucks, bitch
[08:10] <Tark-Work> no foam
[08:10] <poopy> #0
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> no, I like my job, good money for little work
[08:10] <Tark-Work> BOOYAH!!!!!!!!! BURN!
[08:10] <GerbilWrk> don't want someone smarter taking it from me
[08:11] <ScumFrog> hawhaw
[08:11] <ScumFrog> boss in a meeting = slacking
[08:11] <Rjx> make sure you hire a male
[08:11] <GerbilWrk> have too, boss is a bit sexist
[08:12] <GerbilWrk> he doesn't like women techs cause the customers don't respect them
[08:12] <Rjx> plus you might accidentally get them pregnant
[08:12] <GerbilWrk> yeah, although not sure i can find any worth getting pregnant aside from
[08:12] <ScumFrog> would you 'hit it?'
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> who wouldn't
[08:13] <GerbilWrk> right upside the head with a baseball bat
[08:14] <TMH_> 15:49 <@TMH> what is up dogg
[08:14] <TMH_> 16:08 <@TMH> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-16-
[08:14] <TMH_> 16:08 * TMH screams
[08:14] <Rjx`> haha
[08:15] <Rjx`> someone pasted that here a couple of days back
[08:15] <Rjx`> weekend web = creepy shit
[08:19] <Tark-Work> yeah that was bogue when timmo pasted it
[08:19] <Tark-Work> but still
[08:19] <Tark-Work> who wouldn't want to sex up a 14 year old?
[08:20] <TMH_> ;[[[[
[08:20] <Tark-Work> what, you got a sister?
[08:27] <Tark-Work> if gerbil's sis in law had a lil sis.. I would hit it
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> :(
[08:28] <Tark-Work> :)
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> well I found out she's a horn dog so you've got a good chance
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> just drop by with some X and Tequilla
[08:28] <Tark-Work> you mean she does?!
[08:28] <GerbilWrk> the sis-in law that is
[08:28] <issuez> goddamn it
[08:29] <issuez> what the fuck is wrong now
[08:29] <issuez> i hate the internet
[08:29] <issuez> i hate computers
[08:29] <issuez> i cant wait to be in miami
[08:29] <Tark-Work> omgbbq
[08:29] * Sarah is now known as SpacedOut
[08:29] <GerbilWrk> we can't wait for you to be in miami
[08:29] <Tark-Work> http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/P/POWER_BLACKOUTS?SITE=7219&SECTION=
[08:29] <issuez> shut the fuck up
[08:29] <issuez> no one was typing to you
[08:30] <GerbilWrk> that hurts :(
[08:30] <jestuh> regarding that pic: i'm 26 and no, it's not ok to fuck a 14 year old girl
[08:30] <Tark-Work> aww
[08:31] <Tark-Work> what about in tiajuana?
[08:31] <GerbilWrk> just because it's not ok, doesn't mean it isn't fun
[08:31] <GerbilWrk> for someone
[08:31] <Tark-Work> ngales?
[08:31] <GerbilWrk> thailand?
[08:32] <issuez> i have to run new phone lines all through my house
[08:32] <issuez> because the mormons who lived here before
[08:32] <issuez> are asshole retards
[08:32] <issuez> and couldnt do anything right
[08:33] <|Gorre|2k> TBh, put it off for 2-4 years, if you can wait that long then you're eith
[08:33] <issuez> who is going to fuck a 14 year old?
[08:33] <issuez> and op me because im going to /ban
[08:33] <Tark-Work> http://www.deezteez.com/pages/store/skudetail.nhtml?profile=deezstore&uid
[08:33] <GerbilWrk> Tark
[08:33] <jestuh> [10:16:20] <TMH_> 15:49 <@TMH> what is up dogg
[08:33] <jestuh> [10:16:20] <TMH_> 16:08 <@TMH> http://www.somethingawful.com/mjo
[08:33] <jestuh> [10:16:24] <TMH_> 16:08 * TMH screams
[08:33] <Tark-Work> Gerbil
[08:33] <jestuh> afk school
[08:34] <issuez> jestuh
[08:34] <issuez> op
[08:34] <issuez> porfavor
[08:34] <GerbilWrk> you missed the Easter BBQ
[08:34] <|Gorre|2k> Hey jestuh, wanna come watch cartoons at my house? ;)
[08:34] <issuez> my dns servers arent plugged in
[08:34] <issuez> =\
[08:34] <issuez> spanks
[08:34] <issuez> <3
[08:34] <issuez> NOW GO TO SCHOOL
[08:34] <jestuh> I SAID AFK SCHOOL
[08:34] <jestuh> STOP TALKING TO ME
[08:34] <issuez> OKBYE
[08:34] <jestuh> bye
[08:34] <Rjx`> jestuh
[08:34] <Rjx`> are you wstill here
[08:34] <issuez> haha rjx
[08:34] <issuez> you know he is
[08:34] <Tark-Work> omg bbq.. yeah, sometimes I think it would be nice to have a 9-5 with va
[08:34] <|Gorre|2k> Where would you be by now if he didnt call you back?
[08:35] <Rjx`> I KNEW IT
[08:35] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[08:35] <issuez> haha
[08:35] <issuez> so i have all of my computers hooked up
[08:35] <issuez> to my dsl
[08:35] <issuez> which is sitting in my kitchen
[08:35] <issuez> there are wires and cables everywhere
[08:35] <issuez> from the basement -> through the dining room -> to the kitchen
[08:36] <issuez> i feel ghetto
[08:36] <|Gorre|2k> Thats a good thing. It means jehovas witnesses wont knock cause they thin
[08:36] <Tark-Work> nothing but net?
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> Tark-Work, it was fun, we played football, me and the wife against her da
[08:36] <Tark-Work> oh wow
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> i tackled her a few too many times
[08:36] <Thuryn> issuez, don't feel bad. there are enterprise networks that look exactly the
[08:36] <|Gorre|2k> Jehovas witnesses fear and respect mad scientists
[08:36] <GerbilWrk> my bad :)
[08:36] <Rjx`> issuez: get wireless up in da hizouse
[08:36] <Thuryn> you should see our node room :/
[08:36] <Tark-Work> grab a handful of boobage
[08:36] <issuez> WHY DO YOU STILL TYPE TO ME
[08:36] <issuez> JESUS
[08:36] <Thuryn> wireless sucks
[08:36] <Rjx`> does not
[08:36] <issuez> i have wireless
[08:36] <csqrl> lawyers do not look kindly at josh
[08:36] <Thuryn> DOES TOO
[08:36] <issuez> but everything is set up temp
[08:36] <issuez> because i have to rerun phone lines
[08:36] <issuez> everywhere
[08:36] <Thuryn> wired connections will always kick wireless' butt
[08:37] <GerbilWrk> josh, could it be the fro?
[08:37] <GerbilWrk> and did you notice you have mail?
[08:37] <csqrl> walk in to this posh place with wrinkled jeans & a plaid shirt
[08:37] * |Gorre|2k is now known as |GozZz|
[08:37] <csqrl> scraggly beard and curly afro
[08:37] <issuez> i have everything
[08:37] <Rjx`> godaddy need to get up off their asses
[08:37] <Rjx`> and approve my application
[08:37] <csqrl> word just got back
[08:37] <issuez> hi joshy
[08:37] <csqrl> i'll hack that shortly
[08:37] <csqrl> howdy doo amy dee
[08:37] <GerbilWrk> cool, tis all .js and cryptic as fuck, so good luck with that :(
[08:38] <Rjx`> csqrl: we need to create a central pool of useful php code
[08:38] <Rjx`> i was thinking about it the other day
[08:38] <csqrl> i'm sure i can hax0r it
[08:38] <Rjx`> set up a central repository for a quick lib
[08:38] <csqrl> there's phpclasses and such
[08:38] <Rjx`> for functions that people constantly have to write their own version of
[08:38] <issuez> haha yestereday i got new fingernail polish and alls i could think about whe
[08:38] <issuez> i felt like a boob
[08:38] <GerbilWrk> <-- will gladly host it if yall need it
[08:38] <csqrl> what we NEED to do
[08:38] <csqrl> is improve upon the zombo framework
[08:38] <issuez> gross zombo
[08:38] <csqrl> and then write those as libs/modules that cooperate well
[08:39] <csqrl> GROSS? ZOMBO?
[08:39] <issuez> YEA I SAID ITG
[08:39] <issuez> GROSSSSSSSS
[08:39] <Rjx`> my only problem with doing that
[08:39] <issuez> hahah
[08:39] <Rjx`> goddamit
[08:39] <Rjx`> look what you did amy;[
[08:39] <issuez> i really had no opinion on it
[08:39] <issuez> i mean
[08:39] <issuez> ZOMBO SUCKS
[08:39] <GerbilWrk> heh
[08:39] <issuez> =P
[08:40] <csqrl> i'll fight your ascii smile with more ascii
[08:40] <csqrl> <^>
[08:40] <csqrl> it's a tiar
[08:40] <csqrl> tiara*
[08:40] <reduus> 8===D
[08:40] <csqrl> because you are a princess.
[08:40] <reduus> it's a tiara
[08:40] <Rjx`> my issue with the zombo framework
[08:40] <issuez> aw u mek m3 smyl
[08:40] <Rjx`> and MVC in general
[08:40] <reduus> you wear it on your head
[08:40] <Rjx`> is that you are then stuck with working within it
[08:41] <csqrl> negatory!
[08:41] <Rjx`> i'm thinking that a site framework should be modeled on the common functions r
[08:41] <csqrl> that's why i made zombo
[08:41] <csqrl> it's a flexible as you want
[08:41] <csqrl> it's just a guide
[08:41] <issuez> ok break in topic, to the last topic that im still stuck on really quick and
[08:41] <Rjx`> i'm going to have to pick through zombo
[08:41] <issuez> who is going to fuck a 14 yo?
[08:41] <GerbilWrk> who isn't going to issuez?
[08:41] <GerbilWrk> that's why everyone flies to thailand
[08:42] <Tark-Work> why else would you go to thailand?
[08:42] <issuez> youre like [] this close today
[08:42] <Tark-Work> for the food? There's a thai restaurant right by here
[08:43] <issuez> its sad that girls get slaved out to the sexual predators in this world... a
[08:43] <Thuryn> what's so special about 14-yr-olds?
[08:43] <issuez> which puts the risk for getting cancer down there waaaaaaaay up
[08:43] <issuez> so go ahead perverts
[08:43] <issuez> fuck little girls and ruin their lives
[08:43] <issuez> sick bastards
[08:43] <Badtzmaru> k.
[08:43] <Badtzmaru> <3
[08:43] <issuez> i hope you all die of herpes
[08:44] <Thuryn> 14 has been legal adulthood for centuries
[08:44] <issuez> doesnt make it right
[08:44] <Thuryn> it has only been raised in the last 150 years
[08:44] <Rjx`> issuez: genital herpes is an anagram for GELATIN SPHERE
[08:44] <Thuryn> you saying so doesn't make it wrong
[08:44] <issuez> haha rjx
[08:44] <Thuryn> just because that's all you know
[08:44] <issuez> thuryn
[08:44] <issuez> stop typing to me
[08:45] <Thuryn> issuez
[08:45] <issuez> i fucking hate your goddamn guts
[08:45] <dekkon> <3 amy
[08:45] <Thuryn> stop acting like you're so goddamn important
[08:45] <Thuryn> who gives a fuck if you hate me
[08:45] <Rjx`> i don't think that the majority of 14 year old girls would be mentally capable
[08:45] <issuez> yea
[08:45] <issuez> its awesome that he keeps getting back in here
[08:45] <issuez> awesome
[08:45] <issuez> hes msging rjx now
[08:45] <issuez> OMG
[08:45] <issuez> CAN YOU UNBAN ME
[08:46] <issuez> I HAVE TO PASTE SONG LYRICS TO HER NOW
[08:46] <issuez> THATS THE ULTIMATE BURN
[08:46] <issuez> HERES A URL TO THE SONG GET OVER IT BY THE EAGLES
[08:46] <jeek> issuez: Get the ultimate revenge on him by +ving me
[08:46] <issuez> its bad enough the cunt is +v'd
[08:47] <issuez> hi dekk0n
[08:47] <issuez> <3
[08:48] <issuez> oh here let me
[08:48] <issuez> its going to get removed anyways
[08:49] <issuez> so this time at least i wont get pissed off that someone else removed my own
[08:49] <issuez> backstabbers
[08:49] <issuez> w2
[08:49] <poopy> issuez Temp 46F/8C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 7:42PM; high:(mid 40s to lowe
[08:49] <issuez> 2 80538
[08:50] <issuez> w 80538
[08:50] <pinkboa> Weather for Loveland, Colorado (80538) Conditions & - Updated at 9:35 A
[08:50] <clark0r> w 12345
[08:50] <pinkboa> Weather for Schenectady, New York (12345) Conditions & - Updated at 10:
[08:50] <clark0r> i do not live there :(
[08:50] <dekkon> there's no love in loveland tonite
[08:50] <issuez> thats because people keep removing my bans and letting retards inhabit #gi
[08:50] <Rjx`> more like loatheland
[08:50] <clark0r> i bet people who live in Schenectady never get post
[08:50] <clark0r> due to people spelling the name wrong
[08:50] <issuez> thats because people keep removing my bans and letting retards inhabit #gi
[08:51] <issuez> thats because people keep removing my bans and letting retards inhabit #gi
[08:51] <issuez> thats because people keep removing my bans and letting retards inhabit #gi
[08:51] <issuez> thats because people keep removing my bans and letting retards inhabit #gi
[08:51] <issuez> sorry
[08:51] <dekkon> BLAME DIGDUG
[08:51] <issuez> i got stuck on that
[08:51] <Rjx`> issuez: latez was ranting earlier today how he ran out of lube having six time
[08:51] <Rjx`> in a spectacular monologue
[08:51] <issuez> [09:51] <Thuryn> your a bitter, stupid, arrogant bitch. you waste so m
[08:51] <issuez> [09:51] <Thuryn> so just fuck off and leave me the fuck alone
[08:51] <Rjx`> which ended in something about buying designer sunglasses
[08:51] <issuez> am i the only one in here who hates both of them?
[08:51] <issuez> no
[08:51] <issuez> i am not
[08:51] <issuez> trust that
[08:52] <Rjx`> i'm staying out of this
[08:52] <issuez> per usual
[08:52] <issuez> thuryn cares about irc so much
[08:52] <Rjx`> the drama llama is rearing its ugly head
[08:52] <issuez> you can tell
[08:53] <issuez> hey i unbanned him and sent him an /invite back
[08:53] <issuez> he was the one who started that shit
[08:53] <issuez> its pathetic that we cater to these asses
[08:53] <metric> i`ll hate them for a small fee
[08:54] <metric> i`m quite the emotional mercenary
[08:54] <hermes> if i can put my $0.02 in
[08:54] <Rjx`> calc 2 cents in vietnamese dong
[08:55] <hermes> im a fan of free speech, if somebody annoys the fuck outta me on irc i just
[08:55] <Rjx`> calc 0.02 USD in vietnamese dong
[08:55] <Rjx`> calc 0.02 USD in dong
[08:55] <Rjx`> oh forget it
[08:56] <metric> lol
[08:57] <issuez> sweet
[08:57] <issuez> thuryn finally /ignored me
[08:57] <issuez> dumbass shit
[08:57] <issuez> rjx thanks for calling me an idiot too
[08:57] <issuez> <3
[08:57] <Rjx`> where did i do that
[08:58] <issuez> its just nice to know that people whove been in here for a few short months
[08:58] <Rjx`> wait, where did i call you an idiot
[08:58] <lude> ISSUEZ YOU IDIOT
[08:58] <metric> <Rjx`> issuez is an idiot
[08:59] <issuez> hi lude =D
[08:59] <lude> hi amez
[08:59] <Stereo``> your finger, you fool!
[08:59] <issuez> [09:51] <Thuryn> your a bitter, stupid, arrogant bitch. you waste so m
[09:00] <issuez> the gloves are off when you bring my husband into this
[09:01] <issuez> you want to see bitter, stupid and arrogant
[09:01] <issuez> just wait until i get back from miami
[09:03] <issuez> i cant even take an isult from someone who cant even spell youre, correct
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> well maybe he can't take insults from people who can't spell insult corre
[09:04] <issuez> sorry
[09:04] <GerbilWrk> it's a losing battle when fighting over the interweb, we've all learned t
[09:04] <issuez> isult - insult over the internet
[09:04] <issuez> iSult
[09:05] <ScumFrog> insult sponsored by apple
[09:05] <issuez> of course
[09:07] <jeek> This insult has been brought to you by the letters F and U, and the number 187
[09:10] <Rjx> if anyone here knows a lexmark employee
[09:10] <Rjx> please go punch them in the mouth for me
[09:10] <hermes> same goes for anybody from any tech company
[09:11] <Rjx> aye, possibly
[09:12] <Rjx> already put in 6 hours of work today, time to take a break
[09:12] <Rjx> be back in a bit
[09:16] <ScumFrog> 15 mins till I GTFO of work
[09:16] <swight> Iran says it will ‘cut off the hands’ of aggressors
[09:16] <swight> Ahmadinejad's tough words come after uranium enrichment announced
[09:17] <swight> http://msnbc.msn.com/id/12365973/
[09:20] <hermes> swight: i dont see any problem with that
[09:20] <hermes> i think any country has the right to defend itself
[09:22] <ScumFrog> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4919408.stm
[09:22] <ScumFrog> crime dont pay, in the end
[09:25] <Ifrit> someone answer so i can know if my connection works as it should
[09:25] <Serena[T]> i saw that
[09:25] <Ifrit> thanks
[09:26] <Ifrit> guess my isp is having hiccups
[09:26] <Ifrit> again
[09:26] <Serena[T]> i hate it when that happens
[09:29] <issuez> awe
[09:29] <issuez> such a shame
[09:30] <issuez> cant check my work mail
[09:30] <issuez> dern it all to heck
[09:30] <ScumFrog> ciao for now
[09:31] <issuez> whur iz tim
[09:35] <SymmV6> sup
[09:36] <SymmV6> gawd in queue for flight to germany thats like longgggggg
[09:36] <Rjx> jesus christ dude
[09:36] <Rjx> there must be something else to do at an airport
[09:37] <SymmV6> haha like what im in a queue!
[09:38] <SymmV6> irc is rescue from boredom
[09:38] <finn_> what are you doing in germany?
[09:38] <finn_> I don't want you here
[09:38] <finn_> not today
[09:39] <SymmV6> haha flying to london via frankfurt
[09:39] <finn_> come tomorrow or something
[09:39] <SymmV6> day? haha its 11 hour flight
[09:40] <SymmV6> will be 5am before im there if flight is early
[09:40] <finn_> actually I don't want any disturbances before tomorrow 2 pm
[09:40] <finn_> not even if the house catches fire
[09:46] <issuez> hi finnigan
[09:46] <finn_> hey amy! :)
[09:47] <finn_> was/is your day as awesome as mine is/is going to be
[09:47] <issuez> i dont/do know but its kind of cool/weird to type like this
[09:48] <finn_> sorry, I got used to/am getting used to doing it ;o
[09:48] <finn_> have to make a phone call, brb
[09:48] <metric> http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=5750
[09:48] <metric> hehehe
[09:49] <issuez> OH JULIET13 COME BACK
[09:49] <Rjx`> now in geekissues / kitchen has the downs syndrome / jag ar fantastisk
[09:50] <plant> haha
[09:50] <jeek> Dammit Rjx / Haikus are fucking stupid / Get a new style
[09:50] <jeek> Is it STY ELL or is it considered a one-syllable word?
[09:51] <jeek> looks like one syllable :/
[09:51] <jeek> Dammit Rjx / Haikus are fucking stupid / Get over yourself
[09:52] <issuez> so my neice shoved 2 CDs into my 6 disc changer AT ONCE, proving me wrong, o
[09:52] <issuez> the bastard has my truck stereo apart on the dining room table
[09:52] <issuez> cinderella soundtrack and aerosmiths biggest hits are completely fucked
[09:52] <jeek> I bet that's not the only thing he's had on the dining room table!
[09:52] <terminal> how old is she
[09:52] <metric> jesus that was fast
[09:52] <issuez> 2
[09:53] <issuez> homo
[09:53] <terminal> you should savagely beat her
[09:53] <metric> whoever asks for pics gets 10 points
[09:53] <issuez> why the stereo is stock and is getting swapped out for a better one as soon
[09:53] <issuez> we just got sick of hearing a clicking sound
[09:54] <issuez> its not my brothers kid, its the bastards sisters kid
[09:54] <Stereo``> glue her fingers together
[09:54] <terminal> all the more reason
[09:54] <terminal> !
[09:54] <Rjx> you mentioned your brother
[09:54] <Rjx> now we have to make a nudity joke
[09:54] <issuez> haha
[09:54] <issuez> BROTHERS KID
[09:55] <terminal> OH BROTHER
[09:55] <Rjx> DOES THE FRUIT FALL FAR FROM THE TREE??
[09:55] <issuez> get my brothers fruit bowl out of YOUR head
[09:55] <Rjx> haha
[09:55] <Rjx> alright i'm switching over to laptop, going to set Star Trek to play on this mo
[09:55] <issuez> okie dokie
[09:56] <terminal> fofofo
[09:56] <Rjx> someone's going to make a star trek joke
[09:56] <Rjx> wait for it
[09:56] <issuez> i was totally going to
[09:56] <terminal> VULCAN POWER
[09:56] <issuez> but i held back
[09:56] <issuez> see, i can be respectful
[09:56] <Rjx> i think star trek is hilariously racist at times
[09:56] <terminal> there are no arabs on star trek
[09:56] <terminal> amirite?
[09:56] <issuez> usually when i type OKIE DOKIE, thats code for GOD I COULD TOTALLY MAKE A JO
[09:56] <Rjx> especially how all the klingons are aggressive and violent
[09:57] <Rjx> and they're all black
[09:57] <issuez> do they have big dicks?
[09:57] <Rjx> i don't think that's been covered yet
[09:57] * terminal changes topic to 'Rjx likes klingon dick'
[09:57] <issuez> tragic.
[09:57] <Rjx> although troi keeps going back to worf
[09:57] <Rjx> so maybe
[09:57] <issuez> haha
[09:57] * Rjx changes topic to 'terminal writes klingon rape fan fiction'
[09:59] <Serena[T]> w 65211
[09:59] <issuez> you two remind me of those two weirdos on that one movie.
[09:59] <pinkboa> Weather for Columbia, Missouri (65211) Conditions & - Updated at 11:54
[09:59] <issuez> amirite???
[09:59] <Rjx> i was going to ask if it was "bill and ted's excellent adventure"
[09:59] <Rjx> but then i realised this was probably an insult
[09:59] <Rjx> and bill and ted were awesome
[10:00] <issuez> haha
[10:00] <issuez> no
[10:00] <issuez> not on bill and teds
[10:00] * |GozZz| is now known as |Gorre|2k
[10:00] <|Gorre|2k> Fucking AWAY
[10:00] <issuez> it was a stupid movie, probably a B rating... called JUST ONE OF THE GUYS
[10:00] <|Gorre|2k> |2k|Aw
[10:00] <|Gorre|2k> :(
[10:00] <issuez> from the 80s
[10:00] <issuez> well
[10:00] <issuez> i like stupid movies
[10:00] * |Gorre|2k is now known as Gorre|aw
[10:01] <issuez> imdb just one of the guys
[10:01] <pinkboa> - 1 result; http://imdb.com/title/tt0089393/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD1vbnxmYj11fHB
[10:01] <issuez> anyways there were 2 trekie nerds on it
[10:01] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:02] <issuez> JOHNNY from karate kid is in it
[10:02] <issuez> hes the COOL kid
[10:02] <issuez> like always
[10:02] <issuez> william zabka
[10:02] * jonathan1 is now known as jonathans
[10:03] <Rjx> wax on, wax off
[10:03] <issuez> man
[10:03] <issuez> i love 80s movies
[10:04] <dekkon> http://lotusheart.com/a/04122006poll.jpg
[10:04] <Rjx> the 90s were a good decade for movies
[10:04] <Rjx> fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, the good matrix movie
[10:04] <Rjx> and of course hackers
[10:05] <GerbilWrk> HACK the PLANET!
[10:05] <issuez> duh
[10:05] <Gorre|aw> Who did Money first, Elvis of Pink Floyd?
[10:05] <Gorre|aw> Was Elvis wasnt it?
[10:05] <Catcher> TRASHING!!! TRASHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
[10:05] <issuez> hackers is quite possibly one of the greatest
[10:05] <Rjx> i think hackers the musical could be awesome
[10:05] <Rjx> i'm not usually a fan of musicals
[10:05] <Rjx> but they could pull that off
[10:06] <issuez> me either but im pretty sure it would be an ON broadway hit
[10:06] <issuez> a cult classic, even
[10:06] <issuez> you
[10:06] <issuez> know
[10:06] <issuez> what
[10:06] <issuez> OH MY GOD
[10:06] <issuez> HACK3RS ON ICE
[10:06] <Rjx> haha
[10:06] <issuez> @$#!#$!@#~!@#!@#$%!@%@#^%
[10:06] <GerbilWrk> they should make "Bats on a motherfucking Airplane" staring Rehan
[10:07] <Gorre|aw> Hackers: Done in interpretive dance
[10:07] <Stereo``> are there poisonous bats?
[10:07] <Rjx> it'd be awesome if they had a guy dress up as a mainframe
[10:07] <Rjx> skating around
[10:07] <issuez> hahaha
[10:07] <Rjx> singing about being the gibson
[10:07] <Rjx> and then joey skates out
[10:07] <Rjx> and they duel on ice
[10:07] <Rjx> skating round each other in circles
[10:07] <issuez> lazer light show + musical ON ice skates
[10:07] <issuez> then we all can take acid
[10:07] <Catcher> i guess he can reach up his ass and find the 'garbage'
[10:09] <issuez> ok
[10:09] <issuez> im done crying
[10:09] <Catcher> crying about what
[10:09] <issuez> because i really did picture all of that
[10:09] <GerbilWrk> over spilt milk?
[10:10] <issuez> only with the original hackers stars
[10:10] <Catcher> haha
[10:10] <issuez> dunno if dade could hack it on ice skates though
[10:10] <issuez> haha get it
[10:10] <issuez> HACK IT
[10:10] <Rjx> they'd have to make the plague wear a big flowing cape
[10:10] <Rjx> with exagerrating hand movements
[10:10] <Rjx> and when he's talking about his plan with the davinci virus
[10:10] <issuez> the plague could actually be pulled off by a giant puppet
[10:10] <Rjx> they can have a bunch of guys come out
[10:10] <Stereo``> you guys scare me
[10:10] <issuez> like they did ursela on LITTLE MERMAID ON ICE
[10:10] <Rjx> with the circles around them
[10:11] <Rjx> and a square
[10:11] <issuez> yes i saw that
[10:11] <issuez> with my sister
[10:11] <issuez> hmm maybe
[10:11] <Rjx> haha to simulate the final haxing scene
[10:11] <issuez> i was thinking the plague could be HUGE
[10:11] <issuez> towering over them as if some kind of metaphor
[10:11] <Rjx> they should have a central point, all of the hackers sitting on office chairs o
[10:11] <Rjx> and it'd spin round and round
[10:12] <Rjx> like in the movie
[10:12] <issuez> HAH BRILLIANT
[10:12] <Catcher> hahaha
[10:13] <issuez> i always thought someone in the olympics should skate to VOODOO PEOPLE by pr
[10:13] <issuez> but who needs the olympics when you have HACKERS ON ICE
[10:13] <Catcher> not you!
[10:14] <issuez> im sick of it being so windy
[10:14] <issuez> its not pleasant working in the yard
[10:14] <Rjx> !wind
[10:14] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[10:14] <issuez> oo
[10:14] <Catcher> i don't think we should have all original actors though
[10:14] <issuez> !wind
[10:14] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[10:14] <dekkon> !jeek
[10:14] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[10:14] <Rjx> !rjx
[10:14] <pinkboa> HAAAAAAAY TERMINAL.. CAN YOU CHANGE MY TRIGGER PLZZZZ IT'S GETTING OLD ;[
[10:14] <issuez> !dekkon
[10:14] <Catcher> who wants to see angelina jolie dressed up like that now?
[10:14] <pinkboa> DOKTAR JUAN DEKON AT YOUR SERVICE.
[10:14] <GerbilWrk> !gerbil
[10:14] <issuez> !timmo
[10:14] <Rjx> haha
[10:14] <issuez> lolz
[10:14] <dekkon> oh snap
[10:15] <issuez> i refuse to hook my dns server up because of a bot
[10:15] <dekkon> man, i love pumpkin pie
[10:15] <issuez> I SHUN YOU SIR BOT
[10:15] <issuez> !digdug
[10:15] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[10:15] <issuez> haha
[10:15] <Catcher> hey dekkon, the servers will be back in place in a week or 2. how long we w
[10:15] <issuez> !jestuh
[10:15] <pinkboa> ;[
[10:15] <dekkon> k
[10:15] <issuez> hahahahaha
[10:15] <issuez> !badtz
[10:16] <issuez> !issuez
[10:16] <Stereo``> i like !lube but with a d
[10:16] <issuez> damn im fucking hungry
[10:16] <Stereo``> but i don't want to say it anyway
[10:16] <issuez> my stomach hurts
[10:16] <dekkon> !lude
[10:16] <pinkboa> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[10:16] <Catcher> !lubed ?
[10:17] <dekkon> HAVE I AWAKENED THE BEAST?!
[10:17] <issuez> hAR
[10:17] <issuez> hes gonna kick j0r azz
[10:17] <dekkon> :[
[10:17] <issuez> !amy
[10:17] <issuez> DO ME
[10:17] <Catcher> ... :)
[10:17] <issuez> stfu
[10:18] <dekkon> i was thinking the same thing
[10:18] <Catcher> owned
[10:18] <issuez> <h8
[10:18] <Catcher> </3
[10:18] <Catcher> :(
[10:18] <issuez> ]:)
[10:18] <dekkon> <=[
[10:19] <issuez> d[O_o]b
[10:19] <plant> ¶:]\-<]:
[10:19] <dekkon> http://www.lotusheart.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/lsb3b.jpg noindex
[10:19] <dekkon> i wanna buy something like that
[10:20] <dekkon> but i think im gonna get drug tested for this job i applied for :[
[10:20] <issuez> will i have a problem with this
[10:20] <dekkon> no
[10:20] <csqrl> i need a new girlfriend
[10:20] <dekkon> not unless you have some kind of glass phobia
[10:20] <issuez> yea you should get it
[10:20] <issuez> glass fetish is more like it
[10:20] <issuez> oh josh, whats wrong
[10:21] <csqrl> my penis is getting serious battle damage
[10:21] <issuez> im a little confused
[10:22] <GerbilWrk> such a shame, have this breath takingly beautiful friend here that has re
[10:22] <issuez> http://www.itv.com/news/entertainment_1776713.html
[10:22] <dekkon> no more yanky josh's wanky
[10:22] <csqrl> yanky nothing
[10:22] <issuez> i mean, not that thats weird in african cultures
[10:22] <csqrl> straight and narrow activities
[10:22] <dekkon>
[10:22] <dekkon>
[10:22] <dekkon>
[10:22] <dekkon>
[10:22] <dekkon>
[10:23] <csqrl> her parts are just brutal
[10:23] <dekkon> Sofa leaping father-to-be Tom Cruise has revealed his latest bizarre plan -
[10:23] <issuez> what, like they have metal teeth or something?
[10:23] <issuez> they-teh vaG
[10:23] <GerbilWrk> like sharp pointy barbs in her pleasure palace?
[10:23] <issuez> yea
[10:23] <issuez> see
[10:23] <csqrl> basically yeah
[10:23] <csqrl> it's a fucking man trap
[10:23] <issuez> gerbil, way to think
[10:24] <dekkon> punji trap
[10:24] <issuez> maybe she does kegal excersizes
[10:24] <GerbilWrk> ... non stop
[10:24] <csqrl> it's always sharp down there
[10:24] <GerbilWrk> for the past 20 years
[10:24] <issuez> kegel
[10:24] <issuez> oh
[10:24] <issuez> like
[10:24] <GerbilWrk> maybe she does kegels with razors and left them in?
[10:24] <issuez> tell her to shave
[10:24] <GerbilWrk> nay, tell her to wax
[10:24] <sxh> Anti-Rape Condom. The Rapex device is inserted into the vagina by a woman who f
[10:25] <Serena[T]> dentata
[10:25] <issuez> I FEEL THAT I AM AT RISK OF RAPING SHEEP
[10:25] <issuez> whats my defense
[10:25] <GerbilWrk> better then being at risk of raping cows
[10:25] <issuez> says you
[10:25] <GerbilWrk> only defense for that is chemical castration
[10:26] <issuez> yea snow wtf
[10:26] <issuez> i bet some people will like that
[10:26] <issuez> you all know who you are
[10:26] <Catcher> whos bot is hidrogen ?
[10:26] <issuez> oh
[10:26] <issuez> maybe thc\ip
[10:26] <issuez> its in his #s
[10:27] <Catcher> oh ok
[10:27] <GerbilWrk> someone type !mitch please
[10:27] <issuez> uh ok
[10:28] <issuez> you type it
[10:28] <GerbilWrk> !mitch
[10:28] <GerbilWrk> i dunno if it works if i type it
[10:28] <issuez> that was the most awesome thing i have ever witnessed in here
[10:28] <issuez> !mitch
[10:28] <jeek> !mitch
[10:28] <GerbilWrk> cool, works
[10:28] <jeek> !jeek
[10:28] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[10:29] <GerbilWrk> thanks issuez
[10:29] <issuez> so what, like is it slinging packets at me
[10:29] <GerbilWrk> no, it sends a message to another channel for now
[10:30] <issuez> jewel of da nile
[10:30] <GerbilWrk> trying to find a way to have it read randomly from a file
[10:30] <var> w 63122
[10:30] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 12:
[10:30] <issuez> VAR
[10:30] <issuez> <3
[10:30] <var> <3
[10:30] <var> mornin an whatnot
[10:30] <issuez> gerbil: wordz
[10:30] <fawzy--> </3
[10:30] <issuez> yea its not really morning, but hello sunshine, reguardless
[10:30] <var> haha
[10:31] <var> giant pretzels and mtn dew slurpee brkfast of champs
[10:31] <issuez> giant SOFT pretzels?
[10:31] <var> yep
[10:31] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/4918462.stm Nurse found guilty
[10:31] <issuez> with salt and mustard?
[10:31] <var> just salt
[10:31] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/4918462.stm - Nurse found gu
[10:31] <var> mustard and me is like water and the wicked witch of the north
[10:31] <issuez> i gotz ta have da moostARd
[10:31] <issuez> haha
[10:32] <issuez> smooth operator
[10:32] <var> whatchu been up to
[10:32] <issuez> getting ready for my trip
[10:32] <issuez> avoiding work
[10:32] <var> excellent
[10:32] <issuez> and having sex
[10:32] <issuez> =)
[10:32] <issuez> you?
[10:32] <var> good good
[10:32] <var> roughly the same minus the triop
[10:33] <issuez> awesome
[10:33] <issuez> on a day like this
[10:34] <issuez> i need my rollerblades and a sail to walk the dog
[10:34] <var> hahaha
[10:34] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2207229.stm Pro gamers get TV deal
[10:34] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/2207229.stm - Pro gamers get TV d
[10:34] <issuez> on a good note
[10:35] <issuez> it does, in fact seem to be the phone line in the basement that was causing
[10:35] <var> did u move yer stuff
[10:35] <issuez> hell no
[10:35] <issuez> i have wires and cables strung up the stairs, through the dining room and in
[10:35] <var> solid
[10:35] <issuez> its kind of grossing me out
[10:35] <var> drill a hole in the floor
[10:36] <var> and drop em
[10:36] <issuez> im going to
[10:36] <issuez> but not right now
[10:36] <var> right right
[10:36] <issuez> hehe
[10:36] <issuez> i need the bastards help and hes already working on another crisis
[10:37] <var> which crisis; the omg i need to go fishin crisis?
[10:37] <issuez> the neice decided it would be fun to shove 2 cds into my 6 disc changer at t
[10:37] <issuez> haha
[10:37] <issuez> THATS IT
[10:37] <issuez> IM GOIN FISHIN
[10:37] <var> haha
[10:37] <issuez> no that was the
[10:37] <issuez> THATS IT
[10:37] <issuez> WE'RE GETTING SIRIUS SATELITE
[10:37] <issuez> one
[10:37] <var> cool
[10:37] <var> i have xm
[10:37] <var> for the baseball
[10:37] <issuez> but he just fixed my stereo anyways
[10:38] <issuez> yea i have xm in the truck, but its not good for rock stations and rap
[10:38] <issuez> so we got sirius
[10:38] <issuez> xm rocks for sports
[10:39] <var> yeah i dont listen to music much in the car
[10:39] <var> prefer the sports radio or a game
[10:40] <issuez> im gonna go help him put the stereo bAck in the dash, brb
[10:40] <var> k
[10:42] <GerbilWrk> would someone please be so kind as to type !mitch again
[10:42] <Catcher> !mitch
[10:42] <GerbilWrk> gracias
[10:42] <Catcher> :)
[10:42] <Spidey`> !mitch
[10:42] <Spidey`> :\
[10:43] <GerbilWrk> ok, it is temporarily turned on fo reelz, try again spidey
[10:44] <jmx> .link http://biz.yahoo.com/brn/060327/7452.html?.v=1 9 weirdest tax write-offs
[10:44] <poopy> jmx - http://biz.yahoo.com/brn/060327/7452.html?.v=1 - 9 weirdest tax write-o
[10:44] <jmx> Herb Wakeford, a CPA in Raleigh, N.C., recalls a Pittsburgh furniture-store own
[10:44] <jmx> lol
[10:45] <Rjx> you gotta fight
[10:45] <Rjx> DUM DUM
[10:45] <Rjx> for your right
[10:45] <Rjx> to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarty
[10:47] <GerbilWrk> Rjx, how do you make remotes work only for ops?
[10:47] <Rjx> i can't remember
[10:47] <GerbilWrk> well, !mitch it up till i find out
[10:50] <jmx> http://www.tbo.com/news/metro/MGB43GA44ME.html
[10:53] <Spidey`> GerbilWrk: still on?
[10:53] <Spidey`> i wasn't paying attention here
[10:53] <GerbilWrk> yeah
[10:53] <Spidey`> !mitch
[10:53] <GerbilWrk> I want to be a race car passenger--just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say,
[10:53] <Spidey`> :D
[10:53] <GerbilWrk> since everyone likes Mitch Hedberg
[10:57] * Spidey` yawns
[11:01] <`St0ner> when you write about your capstone project on your resume, should you just
[11:10] * terminal changes topic to 'rjx was raped by a klingon, news at 11'
[11:10] <dekkon> But, unfortunately for the DJ and all other pet owners, claiming a dog or ca
[11:10] <dekkon> furries cannot be deducted on taxes
[11:10] <terminal> haha
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> good to know
[11:11] <Wabbit98> I believe dogs and cats should be claimed as dependents
[11:12] <fawzy--> roar
[11:12] <fawzy--> Wabbit98: maybe half depend.
[11:13] <Wabbit98> well they do take a lot of money to care and maintain dogs and cats
[11:13] <Wabbit98> especially older dogs and cats
[11:13] <fawzy--> you should also get health for your dog
[11:13] <fawzy--> talk to your employer about it
[11:13] <Wabbit98> well before our dog died health insurance for dogs was really just startin
[11:14] <fawzy--> im jokin
[11:14] <fawzy--> just put the animal to sleep if shit happens
[11:14] <fawzy--> and get another
[11:15] <GerbilWrk> hell yeah they cost alot, we just spent $300 to get ours fixed, have a gr
[11:15] <Jearil> disposable emotional attachments...
[11:17] <fawzy--> shotgun shell = 20cents
[11:57] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/china_dust_storm China to use artificial rain
[11:57] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/china_dust_storm - China to use artificial r
[12:03] <Teratogen> oooooooooooooooooh, POOPY!
[12:05] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/supremecourtwonthearfalwellsappeal Supreme Cou
[12:05] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/po/supremecourtwonthearfalwellsappeal - Supreme
[12:15] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/20060417/cr_ct/fakecoppullsoveractualpoliceoff
[12:15] <Kurin> Just out of curiosity, there's no one in this room who lives in or near Harva
[12:15] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ct/20060417/cr_ct/fakecoppullsoveractualpoliceo
[12:22] <GerbilWrk> if only google's calendar could sync with my iPaq
[12:22] <Workdug> should be able to, gerbil
[12:22] <Workdug> though not automagically
[12:23] <GerbilWrk> I have not yet seen a way to sync out of google, into sure, but not out o
[12:24] <hermes> i thing i dislike about google, is that even when u delete something outta t
[12:24] <Workdug> it's funny how i just tried going to google calendar but automatically type
[12:24] <hermes> *the thing i
[12:24] <Workdug> hermes: that's not true
[12:24] <Workdug> not any more true than for any other service, anyway
[12:24] <Workdug> it is retained in their backups, which are eventually overwritten
[12:24] <hermes> they do afaik
[12:24] <Workdug> but i'm sure that everyone else (worth using) keeps backups
[12:25] <Rjx> no dude Workdug
[12:25] <Workdug> GerbilWrk: wow, you're right.. there's no export.
[12:25] <Rjx> google is creepy
[12:25] <Workdug> another reason yahoo calendar > google calendar
[12:25] <Rjx> they keep things on their harddisk
[12:25] <Workdug> Rjx: OMG R U SRS???
[12:25] <Workdug> that's fucked up, man...
[12:25] <mquin> if that worries you, run your own services
[12:25] <hermes> i do
[12:26] <Rjx> there's only a certain amount of stupidity i can take from people in a given da
[12:26] <Rjx> and one day someone's going to push me past that threshold
[12:26] <Rjx> and i won't be near home
[12:26] <GIcon> yes, they definately do.
[12:26] <GIcon> :/
[12:26] <GerbilWrk> Rjx, you ever read that e-mail i sent?
[12:26] <Rjx> and it's going to end in first-degree assault
[12:26] <GIcon> don't ever use google desktop as well.
[12:26] <GIcon> they lost the fight in court over it.
[12:26] <GIcon> they have to give all indexes the create to the govt.
[12:26] <GIcon> and certain individual agencies.
[12:26] <Rjx> i think i did
[12:27] <Workdug> GIcon: i hope you're joking... those indexes never leave your computer
[12:27] <GIcon> not joking mate.
[12:27] <GIcon> hold, let me see if I can find the news posts on it.
[12:27] <GIcon> and they def. leave your pc.
[12:27] <hermes> i read something somewhere sometime that email fails to be private property
[12:27] <Workdug> GIcon: they do? that's news to me
[12:27] <Workdug> do you have any proof?
[12:27] <Rjx> we're going to need to see that something somewhere
[12:27] <Rjx> and yeah, the indexes thing too
[12:28] <GIcon> none other than the news from the whole appeal google put up on it.
[12:28] <Workdug> i mean, i don't use google desktop...
[12:28] <GIcon> and them stating they do collect them.
[12:28] <GIcon> they were going to start a index collection service, so you can scan and sear
[12:28] <GerbilWrk> Rjx, did you have any revelations while looking it over?
[12:28] <GIcon> wonder if they still plan on doing that.
[12:28] <GIcon> anywho, changing console to search for that news bit.
[12:29] <Rjx> GerbilWrk: i'll have to reread it, i've been working on a lot of things lately
[12:29] <Rjx> hard to keep track of other things
[12:29] <GerbilWrk> i am not other things, I am your one and only thing!!
[12:29] <Rjx> ;[
[12:30] <GerbilWrk> ;[ yeah, umm... that was outloud wasn't it
[12:30] <hermes> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/11/05/AR2005110501
[12:31] <Workdug> don't see a single mention of google on that page, hermes... other than "a
[12:31] <Workdug> i mean,.. i'm not saying that this isn't scary
[12:32] <hermes> i didnt say google for that
[12:33] <hermes> i said national security letters
[12:33] <Workdug> oh ok
[12:33] <Workdug> i thought we were still on the same subject
[12:33] <hermes> gmail eula "Residual copies of deleted messages and accounts may take up to
[12:33] <hermes> well privacy in general
[12:35] <Workdug> well
[12:35] <Workdug> i stand by the fact that no sensitive information should ever be e-mailed
[12:36] <Workdug> and all e-mail should be treated like it can never be deleted
[12:37] <Rjx> PEOPLE ARE MADE OF SOYLENT GREEEEN
[12:37] <geck> YOU ARE MADE OF SOYLENT GREEEEEN
[12:38] <|silicon> along the way I closed my eyes
[12:38] <|silicon> and lost where I was going
[12:40] <|silicon> I live on a golf course now
[12:40] <|silicon> you can play from 8-5 for free
[12:40] <|silicon> everyone at the driving range sucks at golf
[12:40] <|silicon> most of them were barely hitting the ball a 100 yards
[12:41] <|silicon> my skinny ass can hit a ball 150-160
[12:42] <Rjx> Lawyers: Moussaoui possibly schizophrenic
[12:42] <Rjx> fantastic
[12:42] <Rjx> amazing press
[12:42] <|silicon> you fucking think?
[12:42] <GerbilWrk> Lawyers: Moussaoui possibly RJX
[12:46] <GIcon> Workdug: fuck all mate, I dunno where I read it at, it was one of the news so
[12:46] <GIcon> *shrugs* i have a cronie hunting for it, if i find it i'll send you alink.
[13:11] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[13:18] * jeremiad is now known as poopy
[13:24] <jmx> http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2006/04/18/sony_preps_dvd_walkman/
[13:26] <csqrl> okay
[13:26] <csqrl> so skype is basically the shit
[13:27] <csqrl> the interface is alright
[13:27] <csqrl> way too colorful and shit
[13:27] <csqrl> but it's very smooth
[13:27] <csqrl> very good audio quality
[13:27] <csqrl> when you get a call, it'll fade itunes
[13:27] <csqrl> then pause it
[13:27] <csqrl> then when it ends, it'll fade it back up and play
[13:27] <csqrl> very slick touch
[13:28] <GerbilWrk> slick indeed
[13:28] <|silicon> I want a polycom 601 myself
[13:28] <|silicon> damn nice phone
[13:29] <|silicon> has built in QOS and it tries to ignore dropped packets
[13:29] <GerbilWrk> I like the snom 360's we got
[13:29] <GerbilWrk> but I wouldn't mind trying a polycom
[13:29] <sxh> i really like skype too
[13:29] <|silicon> they are better then the cisco's imo
[13:30] <GerbilWrk> We bought a cheapy little Linksys SPA for the NOC, and it works, but it's
[13:30] <GerbilWrk> seems very cheap
[13:30] <|silicon> ya
[13:30] <GerbilWrk> but since I'm on the phone in there maybe once a month, wasn't worth the
[13:30] <|silicon> there isn't much to a sip device
[13:31] <michael`> i had an interview with a law firm today
[13:31] <jestuh> and?
[13:31] <michael`> it seemed to go well
[13:31] <|silicon> awesome
[13:32] <michael`> at the end the guy asked me what wage i was accustomed to
[13:32] <jestuh> nice
[13:32] <michael`> in reality ive never earned over 8.50, and that was for a week at UPS
[13:32] <michael`> but i was like oh, 10 bucks an hour or so
[13:32] <|silicon> now we have a lawyer to call when one of the bots gets arrested for arson
[13:32] <michael`> without skipping a beat he was like oh, thats fine then
[13:32] <csqrl> haha
[13:32] <jestuh> you undersold yourself
[13:32] <jestuh> ;[
[13:32] <csqrl> you just got lowballed baby
[13:32] <GerbilWrk> yeah, money is nothing to lawyers
[13:32] <michael`> haha yeah seriously
[13:32] <michael`> going to try to work it up
[13:32] <|silicon> oh
[13:33] <GerbilWrk> I found out i was seriously mistaken when I said the PI lawyer paid in 3.
[13:33] <|silicon> well 20 would've been a correct answer
[13:33] <GerbilWrk> it was actually 11.8 Million
[13:33] <michael`> silicon: really?
[13:33] <GerbilWrk> that was just this years taxes
[13:34] <michael`> 20 seems excessive maybe
[13:34] <csqrl> 20 is entry level for non-deepfried jobs
[13:34] <michael`> haha, really
[13:34] <csqrl> even without a degree
[13:34] <csqrl> plus you'd highball anyway
[13:34] <|silicon> well, depending on what you are doing
[13:34] <csqrl> maintain a top figure and a bottom figure
[13:34] <csqrl> anywhere inbetween, you win
[13:34] <|silicon> interns are there to learn
[13:34] <csqrl> oh, intern
[13:34] <csqrl> 13-15
[13:34] <|silicon> and you'll learn where files go
[13:34] <|silicon> and how he likes his coffee
[13:35] <|silicon> and court is only cool on tv
[13:35] <|silicon> mostly it's REALLY fucking boring
[13:35] <Kurin> Yeah, I was offered $20/hr when I was expecting maybe $15
[13:35] <Kurin> And I'm told that, for what I do, I should be getting $30
[13:35] <fawzy> michael`: what type of law
[13:40] <michael`> civil litigation
[13:42] <hydro-> i don't get these fucking computers
[13:42] <hydro-> on every single one of them
[13:42] <hydro-> they have these nice headphones
[13:42] <hydro-> but
[13:42] <hydro-> sound only comes out of the left channel
[13:43] <michael`> essentially i'd be taking over for some paralegal for 3-4 months
[13:43] <michael`> while she's on maternity leave
[13:43] <csqrl> haha
[13:43] <csqrl> you're a temp?
[13:43] <michael`> summer intern?
[13:43] <michael`> i dont know
[13:43] <Spidey`> grr how do you kill a sound loop?
[13:43] <michael`> i got this interview through a professor
[13:44] <Spidey`> stupid emulator
[13:44] <csqrl> sweet
[13:44] <csqrl> xcellent on a resume
[13:44] <michael`> well
[13:44] <michael`> i care a lot more about the wage than the resume
[13:44] <csqrl> haha
[13:44] <michael`> my resume is good enough already
[13:44] <michael`> (disco)
[13:46] <csqrl> my ex girlfriend beat your sat score
[13:46] <csqrl> which makes me cool by association
[13:46] <csqrl> actually, nevermind, it was a 14 something
[13:46] <csqrl> now i look stupid
[13:46] <csqrl> by association
[13:46] <csqrl> and directly, too
[13:46] <jonathans> fuck an SAT score
[13:46] <fawzy> [03:41pm] <@michael`> civil litigation b000 to litigation
[13:47] <jonathans> i'll take on any nigga that got > 1400 in the ring
[13:47] <jonathans> ippone style
[13:47] <jonathans> bring yo gear bitches
[13:47] <csqrl> the specter gig ruled
[13:47] <michael`> let's go
[13:47] <fawzy> i never took SAT
[13:47] <fawzy> what up w/ that!
[13:47] <fawzy> never had to
[13:47] * fawzy = perfect score on taas
[13:48] <csqrl> you could probably nuke blockbuster and ups
[13:48] <michael`> what's taas
[13:48] <GerbilWrk> taas was easy as pie
[13:48] <csqrl> after the lawyer gig at least
[13:48] <fawzy> yea
[13:48] <fawzy> it was
[13:48] <michael`> probably
[13:48] <csqrl> rg only put the last 3 places she worked since those were the only relevant o
[13:49] <csqrl> she got hired on nicely where she applied
[13:49] <GerbilWrk> when she applied for your nuts?
[13:49] <csqrl> my poor nuts
[13:49] <GerbilWrk> buahahaha
[13:49] <csqrl> :[
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> i'm thinking you need to sneak down their while she's asleep and wax her
[13:50] <GerbilWrk> for the sanity of your testes
[13:50] <michael`> maybe ill ask for 15-20 if im actually offered the job
[13:50] <michael`> "given the costs of traveling everyday"
[13:51] <csqrl> definitely possible
[13:51] <csqrl> when amanda was an intern, her stipend covered travel
[13:51] <michael`> yeah, if he was all dismissive of 10 bucks an hour
[13:52] <csqrl> even if you get hired on for 12 bones
[13:52] <csqrl> let your work speak for you and i'm sure they'll be more than willing to aggr
[13:52] <csqrl> keep you on board after the chick has her crotch droppling
[13:52] <michael`> haha
[13:52] <michael`> should i ask for 12-15, or 15-20
[13:52] <michael`> crotch droppling
[13:53] <csqrl> accept no less than 12-15, ask for 15-20
[13:53] <jestuh> i second that
[13:53] <csqrl> i think over 20 is pushing it unless you're salaried and working crazy ass ho
[13:53] <GerbilWrk> and if doing so causes you to lose the job, fork josh the bill
[13:53] <michael`> haha
[13:53] <csqrl> just whip it out and pee on them
[13:53] <michael`> hahah
[13:53] <csqrl> they'll understand your power
[13:53] <csqrl> and reconsider
[13:54] <michael`> reflecting on it, that was probably the best interview i've ever had
[13:54] <michael`> very chatty, no awkward pauses
[13:54] <michael`> ill be disappointed if i dont get it now
[13:55] <csqrl> you have a solid chance i'm sure
[13:55] <GerbilWrk> agreed
[13:55] <csqrl> especially since you just told them you work for as much as a wetback
[13:55] <michael`> hahahha
[13:57] <jestuh> motherfucking at&t
[13:57] <michael`> ALEXANDRIA, Va., April 18 â€” A defense psychologist told the jury conside
[13:57] <jestuh> they've been all up on my nuts
[13:58] <jestuh> and i chose an interview time and asked if there was a certain entrance to g
[13:58] <michael`> He said Mr. Moussaoui repeatedly spat water on him and exhibited several c
[13:58] <jestuh> and no reply
[14:01] <slackR> oooooo, can't wait until 11 for the news
[14:03] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[14:04] <jestuh> the news is on the world wide web before it's on tv
[14:04] <jestuh> i recommend getting your news there
[14:05] <jmx> Police said a visiting teenage father in southwest Charlotte gave his 3-month-o
[14:05] <jmx> "I can't even imagine somebody would do something like that to a baby. Gave him
[14:05] <jmx> Police said the 18-year-old father was visiting the child and the mother when h
[14:05] <jmx> haha
[14:05] <Wabbit98> wow
[14:06] <jmx> i know people who let their like 2-3 year olds drink beer
[14:06] <hermes> um
[14:06] <hermes> alot of people give their babies a little bit of alcohol
[14:06] <hermes> for a very good reason..
[14:06] <hermes> TEETHING
[14:06] <hermes> numbs the pain
[14:06] <Wabbit98> yes but I doubt to get drunk together
[14:07] <jmx> who doesnt want to get drunk with their baby though? really
[14:07] <jmx> bunch of fucking nazis spoiling the fun
[14:08] <jmx> http://www.wsoctv.com/news/8802196/detail.html
[14:15] <jmx> http://www.canada.com/edmontonjournal/news/story.html?id=a85d734a-f34f-4c99-9c4
[14:15] <jmx> The metal gods were smiling on Jesse Maggrah.
[14:15] <jmx> The 20-year-old man was walking beside railway tracks on Sunday, the Norwegian
[14:16] <maru> "Maybe the metal gods above were smiling on me and they didn't want one of the
[14:16] <maru> hahaha
[14:17] <dekkon> new desk is setup and looks mad nice for $60
[14:18] <jestuh> hahaha
[14:18] <jestuh> that guy rocks
[14:19] <GerbilWrk> pics?
[14:23] <dekkon> soon
[14:24] <Kalamazoo> it would be funnier if he was listening to something way un-metal
[14:24] <maru> he's too busy listening to metal to take pics
[14:28] <Workdug> mmm herb roasted chicken
[14:28] <Rjx> SWALLOW SEMEN NOT LIES
[14:31] <metric> heh
[14:31] <metric> http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050326
[14:33] <Tarkaan> .url wikipedia columbine
[14:34] <Tubbee> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbine_High_School_massacre
[14:34] <Tordek> hey, how can I know my uptime in windows?
[14:34] <Workdug> url uptime.exe
[14:34] <Workdug> .url uptime.exe
[14:34] <Tubbee> http://www.microsoft.com/ntserver/nts/downloads/management/uptime/default.as
[14:35] <metric> http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc245.gif
[14:36] <Tordek> \\GUILLE has been up for: 1 day(s), 20 hour(s), 2 minute(s), 48 second(s)
[14:36] <Tordek> woot
[14:36] <kitchen> GUILLE ?
[14:36] <Tordek> my real name
[14:36] <kitchen> o rly
[14:36] <Tarkaan> ya rly
[14:36] <kitchen> how do you pronounce that?
[14:36] <Tordek> well short for it actually
[14:36] <Kalamazoo> is it guillermo?
[14:36] <kitchen> what's your real name
[14:36] <Tordek> my name's Guillermo
[14:36] <kitchen> ahh
[14:37] <Tordek> english equivalent would be William
[14:37] <kitchen> i use Guillemot as my RPG names.
[14:37] <Rjx> GUILLERMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[14:37] <Tordek> haha
[14:37] <GerbilWrk> Rjx, you were a mitch hedberg fan, no?
[14:37] <Rjx> nay
[14:37] <kitchen> and apparently there's some relatively popular band named "The Guillemots"
[14:38] <kitchen> which I think is rather funny.
[14:38] <GerbilWrk> who the hell was the mitch hedberg fan then
[14:38] <Tordek> all i know about guillemot is the audio board
[14:38] <Rjx> probably timm
[14:38] <kitchen> Tordek: they make 'hercules' products.
[14:38] <jestuh> timmo is all over mitch's nuts
[14:39] <jestuh> he does rock though
[14:39] <jestuh> whatcha got?
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> type !mitch
[14:39] <Tordek> I've convinced most of the peoples I know to call me Tordek IRL
[14:39] * slackR- is now known as slackR
[14:39] <Workdug> ...
[14:39] <jestuh> good plan
[14:39] <jestuh> !mitch
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down
[14:39] <Tordek> !mitch
[14:39] <GerbilWrk> You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is w
[14:40] <jestuh> haha nice
[14:40] <Tordek> jestuh were you being sarcastic?
[14:40] <GerbilWrk> pulled the quotes from some wiki that had hundreds of them
[14:40] <jestuh> i'd say have terminal add it to his bot but HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO IDLE LATE
[14:40] <jestuh> nah Tordek
[14:41] <jmx> mitch hedberg was good shit, fucker had to go and die
[14:42] <Tordek> agh, i've been using vmware a lot, i keep pressing ctrl+alt every time i wan
[14:42] <Tordek> !mitch
[14:42] <GerbilWrk> I bought a two bedroom house. But it's up to me how many bedrooms I want
[14:42] <jestuh> haha
[14:43] <jmx> !mitch
[14:43] <GerbilWrk> You know when they show someone on TV washing their hair under a waterfal
[14:43] * jestuh changes topic to 'rjx was raped by a klingon, news at 11 | dekkon prepare for deat
[14:44] <Tarkaan> gerbil, I want that script
[14:45] <GerbilWrk> fuck you nigga!
[14:45] <Tarkaan> nigga WHUT?
[14:45] <kitchen> what script
[14:45] <Rjx> !kitchen
[14:45] <Rjx> HKYHDS
[14:45] <kitchen> hi rjx
[14:46] <Rjx> hallo
[14:46] <Tarkaan> I need a randomizer for quotes for another chat room
[14:46] <kitchen> what are chat rooms
[14:46] <kitchen> I'M CONFUSED
[14:47] <GerbilWrk> Tark, just $read(file.txt) brings in one randomly
[14:47] <Rjx> kitchen: i finally got my bot connecting
[14:47] <kitchen> Rjx: oh yea? sweet
[14:47] <Rjx> the problem was that i was using the wrong kind of struct ;[
[14:47] <jmx> http://blogs.ittoolbox.com/bi/confessions/archives/008833.asp
[14:47] <Rjx> was a typo
[14:47] <kitchen> ahh
[14:47] <jayme> jimduggan.pl?
[14:48] <Rjx> ballsoup.pl
[14:48] <jayme> o
[14:48] <Rjx> but jimduggan.pl is needed
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my putty ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my yarrow ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my afternoon ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my prison ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my lash ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <Rjx> hi my primeness ahahahahahahahahahaha
[14:48] <kitchen> oO
[14:48] <Rjx> = ballsoup.pl
[14:48] <kitchen> !oh
[14:48] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BAL
[14:48] <Rjx> "Open sesame!" choked the wanton woman as the awesomely endowed rakehell lashed
[14:48] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[14:48] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[14:48] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[14:48] <Rjx> "Faster!" salivated the gorgeous bisexual budgie as the clam shucking friar rav
[14:48] <jonathans> oh
[14:48] <jonathans> snap
[14:48] <jonathans> oh
[14:48] <jonathans> snap
[14:49] <kitchen> Rjx: exec -o sex :)
[14:49] <Rjx> bingo
[14:50] <Rjx> calc 8km in miles
[14:50] <Rjx> ;[
[14:51] <Twin> dusty jam jar....?
[14:51] <Twin> that's unique
[14:55] <jestuh> http://blogs.ittoolbox.com/bi/confessions/archives/008833.asp
[14:55] <jestuh> great story
[14:56] <kitchen> yea
[14:56] <kitchen> i've done something similar
[14:56] <kitchen> i went to buy a pair of rollerblades when i was 16
[14:57] <kitchen> and apparently gart sports has some fag policy where you have to be 18 to b
[14:57] <kitchen> so luckily i was there with my buddy, who happened to be 18
[14:57] <kitchen> the guy at the checkout said i couldn't buy them because i wasn't 18
[14:57] <kitchen> so i said
[14:57] <kitchen> "ok, I'm going to hand this money to my friend here, who is over 18,and he'
[14:57] <jmx> have to be 18? wtf do they think it is a fucking porno?
[14:57] <kitchen> jmx: no clue, but they absolutely would not sell me the blades
[14:58] <dekkon> covering their asses if you get hurt
[14:58] <kitchen> but i handed my buddy the money, and he was able to purchase them without p
[14:58] <kitchen> he never even touched them, I grabbed them off the counter
[14:58] <jmx> thats one of the stupidest policies ive ever heard
[14:58] <kitchen> yea
[14:58] <kitchen> well
[14:58] <kitchen> it was so easily 'exploited' it's not even funny.
[14:59] <jmx> its not like there arent lots of people under 18 who own roller blades
[14:59] <jestuh> dekkon topic
[14:59] <jmx> wouldnt think that theyd be at all liable so i dont really see what they are pr
[14:59] <dekkon> ?
[15:00] <jestuh> GET ON THE HUB YOU MOTHERFUCKER
[15:00] <jestuh> ;[
[15:00] <dekkon> k
[15:01] <jestuh> no one knows how to idle on it
[15:01] <jestuh> ;[
[15:02] <csqrl> If you want to "try" a game go to a rental store. The growth of computer viru
[15:02] <csqrl> haha
[15:02] <csqrl> morons
[15:02] <jestuh> I PUT VIRII ON CDS AND RETURN THEM
[15:02] <jestuh> FOOFOF
[15:05] <Rjx> i wonder if any services offer a "protest-o-gram"
[15:06] <Rjx> so you can have a protest mob sent to someone's house or workplace
[15:06] <Rjx> with whatever slogan
[15:06] <Rjx> "down with dave"
[15:07] <Rjx> i'm pretty sure people would be pretty freaked out if they looked out their win
[15:07] <jestuh> http://www.almostsmart.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15297
[15:07] <Rjx> old
[15:09] <D1> ;[
[15:09] <D1> I can't concentrate
[15:11] <jestuh> maybe it's all the drugs you are on
[15:11] <jestuh> ;[
[15:11] <Rjx> turn off the porno
[15:11] <D1> I'm on one drug
[15:11] <D1> and thats supposed to HELP with concentration. ;[
[15:11] <Rjx> ding fries are done
[15:11] <Rjx> ding fries are done
[15:12] * dekkon changes topic to 'rjx was raped by a furry, news at 11 '
[15:15] <jestuh> drugs are never the answer, you addict
[15:15] <Rjx> would you like an apple pie with that
[15:15] <Rjx> would you like an apple pie with that
[15:17] <Ifrit> Don't like apple pies
[15:17] <Ifrit> beef pies are ok
[15:18] <TMH_> 23:05 <@Rjx> i wonder if any services offer a "protest-o-gram"
[15:18] <D1> I think I'm gonna get an amphetamine IV I can drag around
[15:18] <TMH_> there is this one site that offers this service
[15:18] <TMH_> where you care about something but not enough to actually do something about i
[15:19] * srna[T1] is now known as Serena[T]
[15:23] <csqrl> hub @ ~300kb/s
[15:23] <csqrl> rejoice
[15:23] <csqrl> oop
[15:23] <csqrl> 140kb/s
[15:23] <Catcher> denied
[15:23] <Rjx> haha lois and peter stoned
[15:23] <timmo> jesus
[15:23] <timmo> also rjx
[15:23] <timm

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