Session Start: Mon Apr 17 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] * redmachin is now known as RMD
[00:07] <RMD> brb
[00:09] <sxh> anal sex
[00:09] <Zera> anal sex yes
[00:09] <var> w 63122
[00:09] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 2:09 AM
[00:17] <DigDug> w2
[00:17] <poopy> DigDug Temp 52.7F/11.5C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:37PM; high:(up
[00:19] <RMD> christ
[00:35] * Weems|XP is now known as Weems
[00:51] <kitchen> heh, apparently I'm a 'qmail god'
[01:23] <Rjx> /window 16
[01:23] <Rjx> er
[01:23] <Zera> im tempted to try that and see what it does
[01:24] <Rjx> nothing, unless you're using irssi and have 16 windows open :P
[01:24] <Zera> haha okay
[01:24] <Jimmothi> i miss irssi
[01:24] <Rjx> why'd you stop using it?
[01:24] <PaulTech> Or EPIC :)
[01:25] <Jimmothi> i decided to stick with windows again
[01:25] <Jimmothi> i just cant be bothered wiping freebsd
[01:26] <PaulTech> Yea, been along time since I used irc directly from my box, Prefer to use
[01:27] <Rjx> how random
[01:28] <var> fuckem
[01:28] <var> lurkin ass bubble faggots who nobody knows rambling about themselves #1
[01:29] <Rjx> how does a potato generate electricity
[01:30] <var> it feeds the irish?
[01:30] <Rjx> oh
[01:30] <Rjx> nevermind
[01:30] <Rjx> Batteries work by allowing electrons to pass from one electrode to another. In
[01:33] <var> venture bros time
[01:33] <RMD> fuck venture bros
[01:33] <RMD> weakest link of adult swim
[01:33] <var> no
[01:33] <var> thats family guy
[01:33] <var> your thinkin of
[01:34] <var> or squidbillies
[01:34] <maru> I dunno, I rather enjoyed Venture Bros
[01:34] <var> or 12 oz mouse
[01:34] <maru> squidbillies is crap
[01:34] <RMD> no
[01:34] <RMD> 12 oz mouse rocks
[01:34] <RMD> so does family gufy
[01:34] <RMD> squidbillies sucks dick but venture bros takes it up the ass from AIDS-infected
[01:35] <RMD> willingly
[01:35] <maru> Nah, venture has some nice quotable bits
[01:35] <var> venture is excellent
[01:37] <maru> "There! I just sold your ass for a ciggarette! And I don't even smoke!
[01:38] <maru> "Waitaminiute, you're Dean Venture? Gorilla, I gotta buy my bitch back. Here's
[01:39] <var> this one is the one where brock's liscense to kill has expired and he's gotta
[01:39] <Rjx> So when I posed as a hot LinuxWorld booth babe in a Slashdot poll [slashdot.org
[01:39] <Rjx> And so I recieve the email from Fyodor, out looking for love. I emailed him bac
[01:40] <Rjx> So I mentioned him as one of the respondents on Trolltalk, with something like
[01:40] <pinkboa> i like string
[01:43] <RMD> Rjx: there's things you could do in retaliation
[01:43] <RMD> i.e. find where he lives, nail a sheep
[01:43] <RMD> er
[01:43] <RMD> nail a sheep
[01:43] <RMD> DAMMIT
[01:43] <RMD> my sausage fingers combined with my freudian slippery slope
[01:44] <RMD> try this again...
[01:44] <RMD> nail a sheep's head to the door
[01:45] <Zera> stupid ' key right next to the enter one
[01:45] <Rjx> that's a slashdot post
[01:46] <RMD> Slashdot is pretty much the portaptty of the internet
[01:46] <Rjx> it used to be
[01:46] <Rjx> other sites have taken over
[01:46] <RMD> bullshit
[01:46] <Zera> we got a dictionary bot here?
[01:47] <RMD> Slashdot is the home of the saddest group of people i;'ve ever seen
[01:47] <RMD> the GNAA being a hilarious counterpoint
[01:47] <var> heh woman came back into town an brought elder scrolls oblivion fer me firing
[01:47] <Rjx> have you ever read digg?
[01:47] <RMD> nuh uh
[01:48] <timmo> its cold
[01:48] <timmo> and im tired as fuck
[01:48] <timmo> w2
[01:48] <poopy> timmo Temp 45F/7C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:10PM; high:(upper 80s) low:(
[01:48] <Zera> 7c ouch
[01:48] <RMD> fuck yo couch nigga
[01:48] <RMD> fuuuuuck yooooooo cooooouuuuuuch
[01:48] <Rjx> RMD: it's the same level of attitude as slashdot
[01:49] <Rjx> but the posters don't actually know anything
[01:49] <Rjx> whereas slashdot posters tend to actually have even a little skill in the techn
[01:53] <Zera> as long as they didnt get it from watching hackers
[01:53] <TMH_> god I hate digg ;[
[01:59] <timmo> http://timmo.gerbilnut.net/misc/sketchbook/page031.jpg
[02:00] <Rjx> This is a LiveJournal community for writers of McGriddle Fan Fiction, Breakfast
[02:00] <Rjx> also, this is the most stupid buzzword yet
[02:00] <Rjx> "blogject"
[02:01] <timmo> your mothers a blogject
[02:01] <var> heh ehyaz tim
[02:01] <timmo> whats up var
[02:02] <var> just fired up oblivion on the other box
[02:02] <timmo> nice
[02:05] <RMD> rjx: the concept of McGriddle fanfiction makes me pray for a meteor to hit the
[02:05] <Thuryn> that's just what we need
[02:05] <Thuryn> fiction based on the worst fast food in the world
[02:06] <Thuryn> as a basis for making up stupid-ass internet words
[02:08] <Thuryn> <_<
[02:09] <Thuryn> >_>
[02:09] <Thuryn> where did everybody go
[02:09] <Jimmothi> south
[02:09] <Jimmothi> for the warmth
[02:09] <RMD> on the flipside
[02:09] <RMD> the Enormous Omelet Sandwich at burger king is mighty tasty
[02:09] <RMD> required eating during con season
[02:12] <Jimmothi> what season is the simpsons on right now?
[02:13] <Zera> 18?
[02:14] <RMD> about 12 too many
[02:14] <Zera> theyve been on for nearly two decades -_-
[02:15] <Thuryn> RMD, con season?
[02:15] <Thuryn> as in sci fi, role playing, and all that?
[02:15] <RMD> D&D
[02:16] <RMD> normal sci-fi cons: dress in costume, wander around, sit in speech from actor,
[02:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[02:16] <Thuryn> yup. i usda go to those
[02:16] <RMD> D&D con: dress in pajamas, sit for 12 hours (with some breaks), play D&D
[02:17] <RMD> and eat nothing but fast food because there's no kitchens in hotels
[02:17] <Zera> heh
[02:17] <Thuryn> heh. we musta stayed at better hotels then
[02:17] <RMD> well not in the conference areas
[02:33] <Zera> boredifolody!
[02:39] <mutante> <SiZZuRp> what has 7 balls and screws old ladies?
[02:40] <mutante> <SiZZuRp> the lottery
[02:41] <Zera> theres a bingo joke of the same nature
[02:41] <Zera> has more balls tho
[02:42] <Za_Warudo> sup efnet
[02:42] <Zera> sky
[02:42] <Za_Warudo> lol
[02:44] <Sohcahtoa> !calc 90 c in f
[02:44] <Sohcahtoa> calc 90 c in f
[02:44] <pinkboa> - 90 degrees Celsius = 194 degrees Fahrenheit
[02:44] <Zera> calc 100 c in f
[02:44] <pinkboa> - 100 degrees Celsius = 212 degrees Fahrenheit
[02:44] <Zera> heh
[02:44] <Zera> f has such a wierd boiling point
[02:44] <Sohcahtoa> I hate F
[02:44] <Sohcahtoa> I hate the US measuring system period.
[02:45] <Sohcahtoa> I really wish we'd switch to metric.
[02:45] <Zera> sounds better to have 12 centimetres...
[02:45] <Za_Warudo> we have °C its better
[02:45] <Sohcahtoa> calc 30 C in F
[02:45] <pinkboa> - 30 degrees Celsius = 86 degrees Fahrenheit
[02:45] <Sohcahtoa> calc 98.6 F in C
[02:45] <pinkboa> - 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit = 37 degrees Celsius
[02:46] <Sohcahtoa> interesting...
[02:46] <Za_Warudo> calc 3 + 5
[02:46] <Zera> is F's 100 anything special?
[02:46] <Za_Warudo> -.-
[02:46] <Sohcahtoa> Zera: Nope. Nothing at all.
[02:46] <Sohcahtoa> calc 100 F in C
[02:46] <pinkboa> - 100 degrees Fahrenheit = 37.7777778 degrees Celsius
[02:46] <Zera> that dosent make sense
[02:46] <Zera> hmm
[02:46] <Sohcahtoa> Zera: Exactly. Fahrenheit is totally arbitrary.
[02:47] <Zera> Celcius has sense making points...
[02:47] <Zera> 0 = freezing
[02:47] <Zera> 100 = boiling
[02:47] <Zera> frikken simple
[02:47] <Sohcahtoa> What about degrees versus radians?
[02:47] <Sohcahtoa> 360 degrees = 2*pi radians
[02:48] <Zera> heh
[02:48] <Rjx> what about keep talking versus shut the hell up
[02:48] <Sohcahtoa> Damn
[02:48] <Sohcahtoa> I just got put in my place.
[02:48] <Rjx> i didn't actually mean that, but i felt like it had to be said
[02:48] <Rjx> can't miss out on a zing opportunity
[02:48] <Sohcahtoa> :-(
[02:49] <Sohcahtoa> Rjx: That was pretty damn funny though.
[02:49] <Zera> hahah classic
[02:49] <Sohcahtoa> You got me laughing.
[02:49] <Rjx> switching from imperial to metric is a huge undertaking
[02:49] <Rjx> you'd need a giant amount of support to do it country-wide
[02:50] <Sohcahtoa> I'd like to switch from decimal to binary. You could count to 1,023 on j
[02:50] <Zera> or just suddenly stop teaching in imperial
[02:50] <Rjx> even in the UK where the majority of measurements are metric, the majority of r
[02:50] <Zera> everyone would have to learn metric to survive
[02:51] <Rjx> The current effort toward national metrication is based on the claim that indus
[02:51] <Sohcahtoa> If you used your fingers and toes counting in binary, you could count to
[02:51] <Rjx> The use of two different systems was the contributing factor in the loss of the
[02:52] <Rjx> who remembers that
[02:52] <Za_Warudo> <Rjx> even in the UK where the majority of measurements are metric,
[02:52] <Rjx> NASA specified metric units in the contract. NASA and other organizations worke
[02:52] <mutante> yards
[02:52] <Rjx> fofofo
[02:52] <Rjx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrication_in_the_United_States worth a read on t
[02:53] <mutante> one time they messed up this whole join-venture space project, done by NASA
[02:53] <Za_Warudo> lol
[02:53] <mutante> at least its one of the those urban myth stories
[02:53] <finn__> re
[02:54] <Za_Warudo> wb
[02:54] <mutante> doh,thats exactly what Rjx posted :p
[02:54] <mutante> rehi finn
[02:55] <Rjx> yes :P
[02:55] <finn__> go go gagget metric
[02:55] <Zera> how do you NOT notice until the space craft goes up
[02:55] <metric> :D
[02:55] <metric> morning
[02:55] <Zera> theyre meant to run like 15 tests
[02:55] <metric> jesus its before 11
[02:55] <Rjx> i don't think they noticed until it crashed into mars
[02:55] <mutante> hahaa
[02:55] <Zera> haha
[02:56] <RMD> morons
[02:56] <RMD> proves that rocket scientists aren't smart
[02:56] <Zera> maybe thats why they started testing 15 times
[02:56] <mutante> stupid Lockheed Marin
[02:56] <mutante> Martin
[02:56] <Rjx> i think the facial expressions in the control room that day
[02:56] <finn__> I bet some guy did and thought to himself "that'll teach em"
[02:56] <Rjx> would have been hilarious
[02:56] <Rjx> 1000x D:
[02:56] <Zera> haha
[02:58] <mutante> i small mistake for a Lockheed Martin guy,
[02:58] <finn__> haha
[02:58] <mutante> a huge emabarassment for mankind
[02:58] <mutante> (in front of the martians)
[02:59] <finn__> probably the most expencive, unseen meteoroid ever
[02:59] <mutante> finn__: in this Linux multiple choice test, i get asked what you can use to
[03:00] <mutante> the options are,,hehe: a) alien b) vulcan c) klingon d) martian
[03:00] <finn__> a) ?
[03:00] <mutante> even the testmakers are nerds making fun
[03:00] <mutante> yes
[03:00] <finn__> hehe odd options :)
[03:00] <mutante> works for me, makes it easier ;)
[03:00] <Zera> e) most of the above
[03:00] <finn__> haha
[03:01] <mutante> f) well,, if you aliased them all to alien before...
[03:02] <mutante> to confuse newbies learning on your box for the multiple choice test
[03:02] <finn__> I'm getting a new bluetooth dongle, since the one I bought has a broadcom ch
[03:02] <RMD> :(
[03:02] <finn__> unless I build a USB 1.1 port into my computer.......
[03:03] <RMD> mutante: what is the point of linux?
[03:03] <finn__> ah.. which reminds me I could use it on the laptop - except I won't have any
[03:03] <finn__> RMD, what's the point of annoying questions?
[03:03] <mutante> RMD: ehm,to provide a unix-like kernel for PCs that is free for use
[03:03] <Thero> Morning Rjx
[03:04] <RMD> mutante: nonono, that's the MISSION. i'm looking for the POINT
[03:04] <RMD> such as:
[03:05] <RMD> xbox point: videogames. mac point: video/photo editing. windows point: home pro
[03:05] <mutante> well, server / networking then
[03:05] <RMD> as far as i can tell, the only point of linux is to compete in a digital dick c
[03:05] <RMD> and php
[03:06] <finn__> seems you have self esteem problems about your e-penis RMD
[03:06] <mutante> you wont get me into defending any OS. i am an "every OS sucks"-kind of guy
[03:06] <RMD> i use windows and reboot once a day :(
[03:06] <Rjx> 12:02 < RMD> mutante: what is the point of linux?
[03:06] <mutante> but i could start and point out that Linux is not an OS anyways
[03:06] <RMD> then again windows is just fine for me, i don't need to spend 90 hours a week w
[03:07] <mutante> and all the fame belongs to GNU and Stallman
[03:07] <Rjx> the point is
[03:07] <Rjx> you need fluff fluff fluff, to make a fluffernutter
[03:07] <finn__> how about you use whatever you prefer and stop annoying people about what th
[03:07] <RMD> rjx: madness
[03:08] <mutante> and i am typing this on Windows, btw ;)hehe
[03:08] <Rjx> i made the fulltime switch over to lunix a few months back in preparation for v
[03:08] <Rjx> contempating investing in an apple machine
[03:09] <Rjx> pretty much everything i do in a linux environment
[03:09] <Rjx> i could easily to in any unix variant
[03:10] <Rjx> *do
[03:10] <Thero> Rjx
[03:10] <Rjx> hi
[03:10] <Thero> I dont want to school today :(
[03:10] <Thero> IT's all mean
[03:10] <finn__> when was neon here last?
[03:11] <Thero> That and i'm running on two hours of sleep
[03:11] <Rjx> have you been drinking
[03:11] <Thero> no
[03:11] <Rjx> don't go
[03:11] <Thero> I wish
[03:11] <Thero> yeah
[03:11] <mutante> why school today?
[03:11] <Thero> wait....what's todays date
[03:11] <mutante> no easter rituals in your location?
[03:11] <Zera> 17th?
[03:11] <Rjx> it's easter monday
[03:11] <Rjx> holiday in a lot of places
[03:11] <finn__> I've been running on 2 hours sleep/day for 5 days in a row and passed out on
[03:11] <Thero> mutante: I live in America. So no.
[03:11] <Thero> FUCK
[03:11] <Thero> if its the 17th then i have to go.
[03:12] <Thero> Otherwise, i dont graduate.
[03:12] <finn__> head off so
[03:12] <Thero> Gay......(English IV Exam)
[03:12] <mutante> ehm,,that might be a reason to go
[03:12] <Thero> I still need liqour.
[03:13] <Thero> Otherwise i might kill someone at school, because they're the same stupid peo
[03:13] <Thero> "So you're saying that i can't come in becuase i don't have a ticket?"
[03:13] <Zera> lmao
[03:13] <Thero> "No sir, for the past 10 minutes i've been an asshole because i don't like yo
[03:13] <mutante> lol
[03:13] <Thero> "But you know me!"
[03:13] <RMD> thero: just start murdering people
[03:13] <Thero> "Yeah, and you didnt let me borrow money for lunch"
[03:14] <Thero> Yeah i should.
[03:14] <mutante> got a nice trenchcoat?
[03:14] <Thero> actually...
[03:14] <Thero> yeah
[03:14] <RMD> just pack a few pistols
[03:14] <RMD> and aim for the forehead
[03:14] <Thero> pistols are for pussies
[03:14] <Thero> i have knives and a katana
[03:14] <finn__> shoot the ceiling and then say "ah, just kidding.... later guys"
[03:14] <Zera> what a delightfully wrong place to aim a pistol...
[03:14] <Thero> errr....Zera?
[03:15] <Zera> yo?
[03:15] <Thero> nvm...
[03:15] <Thero> but yeah
[03:15] <Thero> people are idiots....
[03:15] <Thero> Then this one family is discussing which movie they're going to sneak into
[03:15] <mutante> thats why you dont want to go to jail for killing them...
[03:15] <RMD> thero: then swing for the neck
[03:15] <Thero> Outloud in a lobby that fucking Echos, right in front of me.
[03:16] <mutante> so switch to paintball
[03:16] <Thero> "So which movie are we going to next"
[03:16] <Thero> "Exit Door"
[03:16] <Thero> "Huh? I dont....oh."
[03:16] <RMD> complete decapitation = instant DOA
[03:16] <Zera> generally yes
[03:16] <finn__> DOA?
[03:16] <Zera> dead on arrival
[03:16] <RMD> dead on arrival
[03:16] <Thero> I think if you have the balls to decapitate someone
[03:17] <Thero> That you shouldn't go to jail.
[03:17] <Thero> Because that's a cool crime.
[03:17] <r3in> erm
[03:17] <Thero> Like smoking.
[03:17] <r3in> wtf did mindwar do?
[03:17] <r3in> Hackcentral Lives on
[03:17] <r3in> mindwar you little bitch. you can never keep us down.
[03:17] <finn__> decapitating people is bad for your drivers record
[03:17] <mutante> lol, bash'ed
[03:17] <Sohcahtoa> POV-Ray just gave me an error that said "Failed to save file: The operati
[03:17] <r3in> http://hackcentral.org/
[03:17] <Thero> Finn I don't drive
[03:17] <finn__> then you have nothing to be afraid of
[03:18] <Thero> Sweet.
[03:18] <finn__> also.. quit the uppercase stuff
[03:18] <Thero> err
[03:18] <Thero> uppercase?
[03:18] <finn__> I turned lowercase when I was 15
[03:18] <Thero> ...
[03:18] <Thero> I'm sorry if I like using proper English.
[03:18] <RMD> and i'm sorry that i'm too lazy to care
[03:18] <finn__> spelling nazi?
[03:18] <Zera> whats english?
[03:19] <Thero> finn_: I'm Jewish, motherfucker.
[03:19] <Rjx> throw the jew down the well
[03:19] <Za_Warudo> HA HA
[03:19] <Za_Warudo> ENTER THE TRAIN
[03:19] <mutante> finn__: you mean spelling Nazionalsozialist
[03:19] <Thero> Zera: English is like a Dildo, but for you're voice.
[03:19] <finn__> ah sorry.
[03:19] <Thero> ...Warudo, what the hell?
[03:19] <mutante> eh..Nationalsozialist,, actually it should be called "Nati"
[03:19] <Za_Warudo> just a song. it's so dumb and stupid
[03:19] <Zera> thero : best analogy ever
[03:20] <RMD> Thero: the fact that you can't even use the correct "your" in a sentence makes
[03:20] <Thero> err
[03:20] <RMD> put that in your yarmulke and wear it
[03:20] <finn__> this has gone all off track... later
[03:20] <Thero> DAMNIT I HATE IT
[03:20] <RMD> [03:19am] [Thero] Zera: English is like a Dildo, but for you're voice.
[03:20] <Thero> because normally i just spell "your" instead of "you're"
[03:20] <RMD> lollercaust
[03:21] <Zera> lmao
[03:21] <Thero> roflaggot.
[03:21] <mutante> < Thero> finn_: I'm Jewish, motherfucker.
[03:22] <Za_Warudo> lol
[03:22] <mutante> lollercaust ....
[03:22] <Thero> Rjx: Who are these people btw?
[03:22] <Rjx> they're about to be released into the wild
[03:22] <Rjx> and by that i mean banned
[03:22] <Thero> Oh. That explains alot.
[03:22] <Thero> Yeah I know.
[03:22] <Rjx> unless they stop gaying up this window
[03:22] <Za_Warudo> who is about to geb b&?
[03:23] <Thero> I've been released quite a few times.
[03:23] <Rjx> you, for one
[03:23] <Za_Warudo> ME? why that?
[03:23] <Rjx> zomg b& lollercoaster
[03:23] <Za_Warudo> ..
[03:24] <mutante> Op said "freeze" ;) ..the sound of silence..
[03:24] <Za_Warudo> yeah
[03:24] <Za_Warudo> it sucks
[03:25] <RMD> i'm trying to read here, faghats
[03:25] <RMD> stop PMing me
[03:25] <Za_Warudo> read WHAT?
[03:25] <Jimmothi> heh, released
[03:25] <Thero> Oh god STOP TRYING TO MAKE THIS CHANNEL A FUCKING PARADE.
[03:26] <Rjx> no clue who Za_Warudo is
[03:26] <Rjx> RMD has been here a week and thinks he's people
[03:26] <Za_Warudo> i did nothing man
[03:26] <Rjx> Thero we ban anyway
[03:26] <RMD> rjx: i'm big enough for two
[03:26] <Jimmothi> i was gonna say
[03:26] <Jimmothi> can we have thero slip out too
[03:26] <Thero> :-/
[03:26] <Thero> Oh come on.
[03:26] <Thero> At least wait till i get home this evening.
[03:27] <c-rOCK> bonghits
[03:27] <Rjx> agreed
[03:28] <RMD> i second that
[03:30] <Thero> I just realized why it was so cold.
[03:30] <Thero> I need pants.
[03:31] <c-rOCK> man this new tool single is badass
[03:31] <Thero> c-rock: ????? New one?
[03:31] <c-rOCK> yeah a new single hit the net
[03:31] <c-rOCK> someone pasted a link earlier
[03:31] <Rjx> wondering how a process can be using 131% of my CPU
[03:32] <Thero> Wtf...what process:?
[03:33] <r3in> http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/scams/credit_fix.txt
[03:34] <r3in> read the bottom of it
[03:35] <r3in> the rest is outdated
[03:38] <jewshitx> http://blog.buttes.net/lol
[03:48] <Za_Warudo> o_O
[03:48] <Zera> auto bans ftw
[03:48] <Za_Warudo> yeah
[03:48] <Zera> shit forgot i had that on
[03:48] <Zera> sorry
[03:48] <Rjx> never allowing that to become acceptable
[03:48] <Za_Warudo> rofl
[03:49] <Rjx> ever
[03:49] <Zera> k, off now
[03:49] <Za_Warudo> for the win is good
[03:49] <Rjx> maybe if you're 13 and play counterstrike
[03:49] <Za_Warudo> ewww counterstrike
[03:49] <Za_Warudo> this is not quakenet
[03:49] <Zera> i just hear it so much on WoW -_-
[03:49] <Zera> originally i thought it meant "fuck the what"
[03:49] <Za_Warudo> i read it so much on 4chan
[03:50] <Zera> cos i said wtf is ftw
[03:50] <Za_Warudo> lol
[03:50] <Zera> and i kinda put 2 and 2 and got 3
[03:53] <Za_Warudo> guys, cola or fanta?
[03:54] <r3in> wtf is fanta?
[03:54] <Za_Warudo> a soda
[03:54] <Rjx> it is entirely arbitrary, either way you're still be annoying when you finish t
[03:54] <Sohcahtoa> If I'm doing some 3d animation and have to encode to MPEG1 with a shitty
[03:54] <qoa> Warudo is a 4chan fag.
[03:55] <Rjx> doesn't surprise me at all
[03:55] <Za_Warudo> http://images.google.de/images?svnum=10&hl=de&lr=&q=fanta&btnG=Suche this
[03:55] <Za_Warudo> <qoa> Warudo is a 4chan fag. << 1. i am not a fag 2. i am on
[03:56] <qoa> Even worse.
[03:56] <Za_Warudo> why that?
[03:56] * meffie is now known as mef
[03:56] <qoa> See topic.
[03:57] <Za_Warudo> i don't get it
[03:57] <plant> it basically tells you to shut the fuck up
[03:57] <Za_Warudo> no
[04:01] <sxh> barre baby...
[04:01] <sxh> (it's the m.o.e. from the s.u.c.)
[04:02] * _jeek is now known as jeek
[04:08] * sxh changes topic to 'so fo' all y'all that ain't hurrd of me: it's the m-o-e, the barre
[04:12] <sxh> hlo
[04:14] <Za_Warudo> lo
[04:14] <Zera> evenen
[04:15] <sxh> frnds.
[04:20] * redmachin is now known as RMD
[04:29] <Rjx> quick php Q if anyone's around
[04:29] <Rjx> can't open up a browser right now
[04:29] <finn__> I can redirect your question to google
[04:29] <finn__> if that helps
[04:30] <Rjx> i'm trying to work out if there's a way to determine the name of a variable
[04:30] <Rjx> like if there's a specific function that allows that
[04:30] <sxh> variables are always nameless
[04:30] <sxh> they are only memory locations
[04:31] <sxh> once it goes through the compiler it loses its name as typed
[04:31] <sxh> unless you somehow saved its name inside the memory location
[04:31] <finn__> guess sxh was faster
[04:31] <Rjx> well that's with compiled code
[04:32] <Rjx> i'm not so sure it's the same when php code is run, given that you can do thing
[04:32] <Rjx> and it'll print bar
[04:32] <Rjx> i could be wrong though
[04:33] <finn__> my keyboard fell down and dillo opened itself magically
[04:34] <jeek> Hooray for Magical Dildos
[04:34] <finn__> ..
[04:34] <Zera> +2 dildo of ass ramming
[04:35] * gaz- is now known as nwonknU
[04:35] <jeek> Vorpal Dong Bong +3
[04:35] <jeek> Be careful hitting this fucker, it's liable to take your head off!
[04:35] <Zera> takes heads off aye
[04:35] <Zera> heh
[04:36] <Zera> an INTELLIGENT +2 dildo of ass ramming
[04:43] <r3in> hmm
[04:43] <r3in> i think i better equipt my +1 condom of elemental protection
[04:47] <finn__> you're saying your fine with +2 dildo of ass ramming as long as your condom
[04:47] <Zera> he's protected if its a flaming dildo of ass ramming
[04:48] <r3in> well, as long as its not poisonious
[04:48] <Zera> or cursed
[04:48] <metric> [12:36] <Zera> an INTELLIGENT +2 dildo of ass ramming
[04:48] <r3in> cursed wouldnt affect me
[04:49] <metric> what in the name of pink rhinestone jesus
[04:49] <Zera> DND has intelligent magic items
[04:49] <Zera> maybe that one talks via telepathy or something
[04:49] <Zera> and can read common
[04:50] <r3in> i havent played in years
[04:50] <r3in> fuck
[04:50] <r3in> its like a dying trend =(
[04:50] <Thuryn> ah, still talking DND i see
[04:51] <Thuryn> intelligent weapons varied. some could speak. others used telepathy.
[04:51] <Thuryn> others had to be held to communicate with their owners.
[04:51] <Zera> heh
[04:51] <r3in> wtf do you mean varied?
[04:51] <Zera> maybe the dildo is only helpful if its in your ass
[04:51] <|Gorre|2k> There was that funky sword in BG and BG2...
[04:51] <Thuryn> r3in, meaning, "they were not all the same"
[04:51] <r3in> your the grammar nazi
[04:51] <Zera> like it gives you chain lightning 1/day or something
[04:52] <Thuryn> *you're
[04:52] <r3in> its varie
[04:52] <|Gorre|2k> You're**
[04:52] <r3in> it's
[04:52] <Thuryn> no, "vaired"
[04:52] <Thuryn> dammit
[04:52] <Thuryn> "varied"
[04:52] <r3in> thats past tense
[04:52] <Thuryn> i was using the past tense
[04:52] <Zera> yeh
[04:52] <Thuryn> "varied" "used" "had to be held"
[04:52] <Thuryn> i was consistent
[04:53] <r3in> *scrolls up
[04:53] <Thuryn> because it has been a long time since i played, so the game could easily hav
[04:53] <Zera> well its now at 3.5 edition
[04:54] <Zera> yep...half an edition.
[04:54] <Thuryn> O_o
[04:54] <RMD> ahh
[04:54] <RMD> showers > *
[04:54] <Thuryn> oh, man, whatever
[04:54] <Zera> 3ed sucked
[04:54] <Zera> so they made 3.5
[04:54] <RMD> true
[04:54] <Thuryn> i liked the 2nd edition (and the first) just fine
[04:54] <RMD> 3ed was confusing at times
[04:54] <r3in> it will be sweet if they intergrate mtg into dnd
[04:54] <Zera> 2ed was great
[04:54] <RMD> "Read Lips? Whent he fuck am I gonna use this shit?"
[04:54] <Thuryn> 3rd looked stupid. that's about when i stopped playing.
[04:54] <Zera> i still wanna run a 2ed campaign, or even just be in one
[04:54] <Thuryn> yeah, i'm going to buy all my books again. sure.
[04:54] <RMD> Zera: i disagree. 2nd Ed was confusing
[04:54] <Zera> 2ed was easy for me...
[04:55] <Thuryn> 2nd was only confusing if you tried to use all of the rules
[04:55] <Zera> THAC0 was the number you needed...your modifier was thier AC
[04:55] <r3in> 3ed was simplified to get newbs playing
[04:55] <RMD> i tried
[04:55] <RMD> see
[04:55] <Thuryn> screw the newbs. linux quit making that mistake.
[04:55] <RMD> THAC0 and AC in general for 2nd Ed was just a shitfuck
[04:55] <Zera> never had a problem with it
[04:55] <Zera> listened for 30 seconds while i was 6, picked it up easy
[04:55] <Thuryn> RMD, only if you couldn't do simple math
[04:56] <RMD> well when i firast started playing 2nd Ed i was like 8 or 9
[04:56] <RMD> Thuryn: the logic of your number getting lower as it got better was baffling
[04:56] <Thuryn> RMD, it represented the chance that you would actually get hit. simple.
[04:56] <r3in> that made sense though when you were using dice
[04:56] <Thuryn> it's at least as intuitive as anything else on this stupid planet.
[04:57] <RMD> i like the 3e system
[04:57] <RMD> the D20 System rules
[04:57] <RMD> roll + modifier = pass/fail
[04:57] <r3in> blah
[04:57] <r3in> fuck you all
[04:57] <r3in> go play warhammer
[04:57] <Zera> yeh d20 is easier
[04:57] <RMD> r3in: i do
[04:57] <Zera> but like...too many 'roll players' as opposed to 'role players'
[04:57] <Zera> and i play warhammer too
[04:57] <RMD> Zera: i ROLE play
[04:57] <Zera> got myself some nice High Elves
[04:57] <Thuryn> rules lawyers
[04:57] <Thuryn> bleh
[04:57] <RMD> zera: oh fuck you. i play 40K mainly
[04:57] <Zera> heh
[04:58] <Zera> i have Khorne
[04:58] <Zera> collect both
[04:58] <r3in> RMD same
[04:58] <Thuryn> ha! screw ALL y'all! I play Metroid Prime [12]!
[04:58] <RMD> thuryn: in my club, anyone who rules lawyers during a game usually gets a bulls
[04:58] <Zera> i hate the nerf for the Bloodthirster from old rules though
[04:58] <Thuryn> <3 game cube
[04:58] <Zera> 10 wounds to 6, suddenly the greater demon of combat was just slightly kewl...
[04:58] * r3in stares at Thuryn
[04:58] <RMD> heh, i mainly play catachans
[04:58] * Thuryn whips out his Console of Endless Entertainment +5
[04:59] <RMD> I-Guard and Catachans
[04:59] <RMD> steel legion etc
[04:59] <Zera> well their was nothing funner than screaming out in the middle of the game as
[04:59] <Zera> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
[04:59] <Thuryn> boo ya! Rogues 3 and 4, attack the TIEs. I'm on the cannons.
[04:59] * r3in steals Thuryn's xbox
[04:59] <Zera> there*
[04:59] <Thuryn> i don't have an xbox. (bleh, MS)
[04:59] <r3in> mhm
[04:59] <r3in> it may be ms but its still better than a gamecube
[05:00] <Thuryn> ha! only because it can play DVDs.
[05:00] <RMD> zera: i always start a game of 40K off by shouting "YO JOE!"
[05:00] <Zera> heh
[05:00] <Thuryn> NGC graphics and sound (and game playability) are better.
[05:00] <r3in> and you can run linux on it
[05:00] <Thuryn> but why would i want to?
[05:00] <Zera> i just did it to freak opponents out a little
[05:00] <Zera> i went all the way with my Khorne devotion
[05:00] <r3in> cheap servers
[05:00] <RMD> r3in: probably the most useless OS ever
[05:00] <Thuryn> i can do that on an old Mac
[05:00] <Zera> talisman of Khorne twisted around one of Chaos undivided
[05:00] <r3in> 0_o
[05:00] * Thuryn loads Linux-m86k onto a Mac IIci.
[05:01] <RMD> "WE CAN PUT LINUX ON A TOASTER OR AN XBOX!! LOL M$!!1" ... "...but what good is
[05:01] <Thuryn> there. works. cheaper too
[05:01] <r3in> well honestly, i dont even use linux
[05:01] <Rjx> having the full gnu toolset on a platform is excellent
[05:01] <r3in> bsd is my cup of tea
[05:01] <Rjx> so it is pretty cool if you can install linux on a microwave
[05:01] <Thuryn> bsd is close enough. at least it's unix.
[05:01] <Rjx> set up a crontab to scare the crap out of other people
[05:01] <Thuryn> and not a 3rd-generation DOS hack (which itself, was a unix shell hack)
[05:02] <RMD> Rjx: as far as i'm concerned, the only reasons to use Linux are dedicated serve
[05:02] <r3in> another great feature about the xbox is the standard harddrive
[05:02] <Rjx> well we've established that your opinion isn't worth listening to
[05:02] <Thuryn> RMD, it's not bad as a desktop OS, IF you install VMWare with windows in it.
[05:02] <Zera> i *might* still have my Khorne talisman around somewhere...
[05:02] <Thuryn> there's still too much software for windows i wouldn't want to do without
[05:02] <mutante> RMD: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Everybody_Loves_Eric_Raymond_2
[05:02] <RMD> Thuryn: well then you might as well have fucking windows then, huh
[05:02] <jeek> I love how well the X-Box functions as a paperweight and footrest while I'm pl
[05:02] <RMD> jeek: DS ftw
[05:03] <jeek> DS ftw
[05:03] <Rjx> windows is a piece of shit
[05:03] <Thuryn> RMD, no, because then the host OS is far more stable and less vulnerable tha
[05:03] <Rjx> aye
[05:03] <Thuryn> RMD, big, huge difference
[05:03] <RMD> Thuryn: it's less vulnerable because nobody could give a fuck about hax0ring li
[05:03] <Thuryn> so much so that i've NEVER had a security breach on my system since i did it
[05:03] <Rjx> haha
[05:03] <r3in> damn that was lame
[05:03] <Rjx> are you stupid RMD?
[05:03] <r3in> why did i click that link
[05:03] <Thuryn> RMD just keep telling yourself that.
[05:03] <RMD> for example
[05:03] <RMD> my car is less vulnerable than a 2003 Honda Civic
[05:03] <Rjx> can you tell me what server is running on 80% of the internet's hosts?
[05:03] <RMD> because i don't have anything in my car worth stealing
[05:04] <Rjx> that's right, it's apache
[05:04] <RMD> and it's a hunkajunk anyways
[05:04] <RMD> everyone wants the Civic
[05:04] <Thuryn> RMD, every host on the internet is worth attacking.
[05:04] <r3in> acually, Rjx not true anymore
[05:04] <Rjx> and a large chunk of those machines are linux or bsd
[05:04] <r3in> for some reason
[05:04] <Rjx> check the last netcraft survey r3in
[05:04] <r3in> iis made a takeover, which is beyond my comprehension
[05:04] <Rjx> i doubt that
[05:04] <Rjx> url netcraft survey 2006
[05:04] <pinkboa> - "netcraft survey 2006": http://www.netcraft.com/
[05:05] <Thuryn> actually, linux continues to gain ground in the server market. so much so,
[05:05] <RMD> servers
[05:05] <RMD> YAY
[05:05] <Rjx> i think it's pretty clear
[05:05] <Rjx> that RMD has no idea what he's talking about
[05:05] <Rjx> and that it's possible he's trolling
[05:05] <Thuryn> why do you think Win 2K3r2 has so much more unix compatibility stuff in it
[05:05] <Rjx> so i'm giving two options
[05:05] <Rjx> a) stop spouting moronic crap
[05:05] <Rjx> b) be banned
[05:05] <RMD> Rjx: just because my opinion is different than yours doesn't mean i'm trolling.
[05:05] <Rjx> see a)
[05:06] <r3in> This month's survey brings one of the largest one-month swings in the history
[05:06] <RMD> of course, you could just be an idiot
[05:06] <RMD> in which case
[05:06] <Jimmothi> im voting b
[05:06] <Rjx> ding
[05:06] <r3in> gee
[05:06] <Thuryn> smart man
[05:07] * |Gorre|2k yawns
[05:07] <Rjx> alright
[05:07] <Rjx> time for some lunch
[05:07] <|Gorre|2k> Where'd the argumentative fella go?
[05:07] <Thuryn> he quit irc
[05:07] <Rjx> new policy: life's too short to argue with morons
[05:07] * Thuryn signs that policy
[05:07] <r3in> lmfao
[05:07] <|Gorre|2k> Ah yeah
[05:08] <Tark-Work> :( what did I miss?
[05:08] <|Gorre|2k> I dunno. Morons are a good confidence booster
[05:08] <Thuryn> tark: morons
[05:08] <Rjx> you can't reason with them
[05:08] <Tark-Work> mormons :(
[05:08] <|Gorre|2k> You just repeatedly remidn them of how wrong they are
[05:08] <Rjx> so why waste time even trying to tell them anything
[05:08] <|Gorre|2k> It's a great lift to start the day on
[05:08] <Rjx> |Gorre|2k: see the "wasting time" point
[05:08] <Thuryn> they bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience. ;)
[05:08] <Rjx> precisely
[05:08] <r3in> or kill the day
[05:08] <Rjx> alright, lunch
[05:08] <|Gorre|2k> o/ hf
[05:09] <laFunk> Is jeek here?
[05:10] <r3in> blah
[05:10] <r3in> saying jeek made me try to meek, and i did all over the screen
[05:10] <Thuryn> yay! i have about half of my CD collection ripped in VBR format with normal
[05:10] <|Gorre|2k> .... is meek a verb?
[05:10] <Thuryn> (a lot of the other half i don't give a shit about)
[05:10] <Thuryn> |Gorre|2k, no
[05:10] <r3in> its a way to spit
[05:10] <Thuryn> an adjective
[05:10] <Thuryn> i thought that was "gleek"
[05:11] <r3in> nvm its gleek
[05:11] <|Gorre|2k> ....
[05:11] <|Gorre|2k> Well, that cleared things up :\
[05:11] <Tark-Work> http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-inglewood17apr17,0,7619518.story?
[05:11] <Tark-Work> This is in the United States
[05:11] <Thuryn> oh, they'll hear about that.
[05:12] <Thuryn> that's violates *criminal* laws
[05:12] <Jimmothi> normal looking filenames?
[05:12] <jeek> jeek is here!
[05:12] <Tark-Work> this is a horrible article
[05:12] <|Gorre|2k> Jimmothi - according to tags I assume
[05:12] <Thuryn> Jimmothi, like "03 - Colors.mp3" or "02 - Borg Sex.mp3"
[05:13] <|Gorre|2k> Satriani, good stuff
[05:13] <Thuryn> as opposed to: colors.mp3 borg_sex.mp3
[05:13] <|Gorre|2k> Im seeing him in June
[05:13] <Thuryn> <3
[05:13] <Thuryn> i have most of his albums
[05:13] <|Gorre|2k> I have all of em @ 320
[05:13] <|Gorre|2k> And about two of em legit :\
[05:13] <Thuryn> i just ripped them VBR. there's no point in wasting all that disk space
[05:13] <Tark-Work> oh it was an honest mistake. She 'accidentally' followed procedure for a
[05:14] <Jimmothi> ##-artist-title.mp3
[05:14] <Thuryn> Artist/Album/## - Track.mp3
[05:14] <|Gorre|2k> Im hooked up to my cinema reciever so audio quality's noticeable on MP3s
[05:14] <Jimmothi> ive ripped a lot of cds recently,all vbr
[05:14] <Thuryn> by the way, i bought the creative zen nano like some ppl in here suggested
[05:14] <Thuryn> that thing fucking rules
[05:15] <Thuryn> it sucks that i have to give this one to my mother
[05:15] <Thuryn> now i want one
[05:15] <Jimmothi> and all nicely tagged for foobar
[05:17] <Rjx> two turntables and a microphoneeee
[05:18] <Tark-Work> oh yes, they own.
[05:18] <|Gorre|2k> For lunch?
[05:18] * Tark-Work strokes his zen nano
[05:18] <metric> what blood vessel goes o the liveR?
[05:18] <metric> to*
[05:18] <Thuryn> Tark-Work
[05:18] <Thuryn> ;[
[05:18] <Thuryn> i'm envious
[05:18] <Tark-Work> hepatic artery
[05:18] <Rjx> metric: beer tap?
[05:19] <Thuryn> i meant envious
[05:19] <|Gorre|2k> Stylish
[05:19] <Tark-Work> they're cheap
[05:19] <metric> thanks tark
[05:19] <Tark-Work> like $100
[05:19] <Tark-Work> np
[05:19] <Rjx> he's green with herpes
[05:19] <Thuryn> yup. + $10 for the decent earbuds
[05:20] <Thuryn> ironically, the DVD writer i bought was cheaper
[05:20] <Tark-Work> well yeah, but you can use the crap ones for a while
[05:20] <Thuryn> $10 is nothing for comfy ears
[05:20] <Tark-Work> and the dvd writer you bought holds more
[05:20] <ExZippo> PENIS IS ASS
[05:20] <Thuryn> the earbuds and the nano are for my mother. the DVD writer is MINE. ;)
[05:20] <Tark-Work> teabag the earbuds
[05:21] <Thuryn> ?
[05:21] <Tark-Work> put your testicles on them
[05:21] <Catcher> heh
[05:21] <Tark-Work> or you can wrap them in wrapping paper
[05:21] <Tark-Work> teabag that
[05:22] <Jimmothi> hah, my sis has the free kerrang 20th anniversary compilation for mettalic
[05:22] <Jimmothi> 8 tracks
[05:22] <Jimmothi> whats the point
[05:22] <Rjx> now i have to listen to master of puppets;[
[05:23] <Thuryn> mmmm... teabagging
[05:23] <Rjx> D:
[05:23] <|Gorre|2k> Teabags belong in mugs and console FPSs :(
[05:23] <Jimmothi> im ripping it
[05:24] * Rjx pages Serena[T] with "ESCAPE"
[05:24] <Thuryn> heh. i was referring to the cranberry tea serena makes for me
[05:24] <Thuryn> i don't know what YOU guys were talking about ;]
[05:24] <|Gorre|2k> PG tips
[05:24] <Rjx> i was talking about what i did to your mother.
[05:24] <Thuryn> she had to really search for that stuff
[05:24] <|Gorre|2k> <.<
[05:24] <Rjx> !oh
[05:24] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY B
[05:24] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[05:24] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[05:24] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[05:24] <Thuryn> damn. too slow ;[
[05:24] <|Gorre|2k> :|
[05:25] <Rjx> why do people not get it
[05:25] <Rjx> it's OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
[05:25] <Rjx> not OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[05:25] <|Gorre|2k> I dont get it at all :\
[05:25] <Rjx> !words
[05:25] <dekkon> ding dong ding dong ding dong ding banana phone
[05:25] <Rjx> !liljon
[05:25] <dekkon> this zone is for krunking and unkrunking only
[05:25] <|Gorre|2k> Those I get
[05:26] <metric> !beer
[05:26] <metric> :(
[05:26] <metric> that is not an english script
[05:27] <|Gorre|2k> !lager
[05:27] <|Gorre|2k> ?
[05:27] <|Gorre|2k> Worth a shot
[05:27] <ExZippo> Don't wear a condom, and every 9 months you get delicious baby-back ribs.
[05:27] <metric> true
[05:27] <metric> !pr0n
[05:27] <Rjx> or skyrocketing child maintanance bills
[05:27] <metric> ok its a useless script
[05:27] <|Gorre|2k> Or a source of cheap labour
[05:28] <ExZippo> Rjx: Why raise a child when you could eat one?
[05:28] <Thuryn> why wouldn't it be ooooooooooooh?
[05:28] <metric> god bless Nike, helping pay school fees for over 20 years
[05:28] <Thuryn> it's the vowel that's held
[05:28] <Rjx> bulk underpants outlet
[05:29] <Sarah> whats .se ?
[05:29] <Thuryn> ExZippo, mmmm... veal
[05:29] <Rjx> "oooooooooooooooooh" = fight in a gay bar
[05:29] <ExZippo> The other white meat
[05:29] <Rjx> "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" = i just dissed your mother
[05:30] <jeek> "oooooooohhhhhhhhh" = i just dissed your mother at a gay bar
[05:30] * Sarah is now known as SpacdOut
[05:30] <SpacdOut> gah
[05:30] <|Gorre|2k> which was the original white meat?
[05:30] * SpacdOut is now known as SpacedOut
[05:30] <ExZippo> Chicken.
[05:30] <Thuryn> my cock
[05:30] <|Gorre|2k> Oh yeah
[05:31] <Thuryn> high in protein
[05:31] <|Gorre|2k> Cheers ExZippo
[05:31] <|Gorre|2k> Thuryn I'd try and think of a snack not a meal joke, but Im tired
[05:31] <|Gorre|2k> Just imagine I insulted your manhood
[05:32] <Rjx> upgrade to a small for 30c
[05:32] <ExZippo> Thuryn: Your penis is so small that it is useless for sexual gratification
[05:32] <Jimmothi> haha
[05:32] <Rjx> how's that
[05:32] <|Gorre|2k> I like this place, people do the effort for me :D
[05:32] <Thuryn> ExZippo, tell that to my pregnant wife.
[05:32] <ExZippo> Thuryn: Do you know a black guy?
[05:32] <Thuryn> lmfao
[05:32] <Thuryn> saw that coming
[05:32] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[05:33] <ExZippo> Bonus points for your mailman being black.
[05:33] <Rjx> youur mother is so fat, she is unable to carry out her daily activities and has
[05:33] <Thuryn> your mother is so fat, her doctor told her that she needs to lose 300lbs or
[05:33] <ExZippo> Your mother is so stupid she is under the average and is considered mentaly
[05:33] <|Gorre|2k> You're mother's so stupid she attends specialist evening classes to catch
[05:34] <|Gorre|2k> Your**
[05:34] <|Gorre|2k> Fuck
[05:34] <|Gorre|2k> that backfired a bit
[05:34] <Rjx> that was still pretty good
[05:34] <|Gorre|2k> :D
[05:34] <|Gorre|2k> .... you're not going to stick "for a retard" on the end or anything?
[05:34] <Thuryn> the use of "dwindling" makes up for the "you're"
[05:34] <Rjx> the "for a retard" is implied
[05:34] <ExZippo> Your mother is so fat that when she stood up last week her kneecaps shatter
[05:34] <Rjx> haha
[05:35] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[05:35] <Zera> lmao
[05:35] <Thuryn> da-amn
[05:35] <Thuryn> that's some FAT
[05:35] <ExZippo> That made my knee ache
[05:35] <|Gorre|2k> Be cool to see
[05:35] <|Gorre|2k> Like when a building gets blown up
[05:35] <|Gorre|2k> Except instead of being made of brick
[05:35] <Thuryn> but with more screaming and wailing
[05:35] <ExZippo> Because I twisted my knee last year
[05:35] <|Gorre|2k> Its a leg made of fat
[05:35] <Rjx> Your mother is so overweight, her center of gravity has shifted forward by seve
[05:35] <ExZippo> and tore the ligaments
[05:36] <jeek> I'm so fat, I can't step on a normal bathroom scale to check my weight, I have
[05:36] <ExZippo> Your mother is so stupid that her crainial cavity can be used as a flotatio
[05:36] <jeek> I mean, er, your mother is so fat..yeah.. your mother.. that's it.
[05:36] <Rjx> i thought you had to call NASA scientists
[05:36] <|Gorre|2k> Your mother, she's slightly overweight isnt she?
[05:37] <ExZippo> Your mother is so unattractive Thuryn would not attempt to woo her.
[05:37] <Rjx> your mother is so fat, she has low self-esteem and may kill herself
[05:37] <|Gorre|2k> Haha
[05:37] <|Gorre|2k> I like that one
[05:37] <Thuryn> ExZippo, i did, but in her younger, slimmer days
[05:37] <ExZippo> Rjx: Your mother is so BATS BATS BATS BATS
[05:37] <Thuryn> welp, gotta run
[05:37] <|Gorre|2k> Dont stop here, this is bat country?
[05:37] <Rjx> your mother is so promiscuous, i am penetrating her right nowaaawtjffffffffffsd
[05:38] <jeek> Don't stop at your mom's house, this is FAT COUNTRY.
[05:38] <ExZippo> That would be a hilarious thing to say while going down on a chick.
[05:38] <ExZippo> "I can't stop here. This is bat country"
[05:38] <|Gorre|2k> lol
[05:38] <Rjx> i've said "i put on my robe and wizard hat" during foreplay
[05:38] <ExZippo> hahaha
[05:38] <ExZippo> Aahjhrah
[05:38] <ExZippo> oh jesus
[05:38] <|Gorre|2k> I personally think "Where the fuck's your penis?" would be fun
[05:38] <Rjx> i'm counting it as a victory for geek-kind
[05:38] <ExZippo> Rjx: Comedy gold.
[05:38] <|Gorre|2k> Rjx - medal-worthy tbh
[05:38] <jeek> Rjx: You need a little robe and wizard hat for your penis.
[05:39] <ExZippo> Also acceptable would be "Wizard needs food badly" before you go munching.
[05:39] <|Gorre|2k> I once stuck googly eyes on mine when wooing the gf
[05:39] <|Gorre|2k> Worked a charm too
[05:39] <Rjx> i'm in your base
[05:39] <Rjx> i'm killing your dudes
[05:39] <|Gorre|2k> I think I have photos, but perhaps another time
[05:39] <ExZippo> I'm in your base, impregnating all your eggs.
[05:39] <sleeping> or perhaps not
[05:39] * sleeping is now known as ducklord
[05:39] <jeek> "I wonder if this is the castle that the Princess is in."
[05:39] <jeek> Then at the end
[05:40] <ExZippo> THE PENIS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE.
[05:40] <|Gorre|2k> You knock her into lava
[05:40] <jeek> "I'm sorry, but the Princess is in another castle!"
[05:40] <ExZippo> "I'm going to grind my love making skill to 300 on you"
[05:41] <|Gorre|2k> Hahaha
[05:41] <Rjx> "lol headshot"
[05:41] <Rjx> at the appropriate time of course
[05:41] <jeek> ExZ: Then you go AFK and use a bot to do all the work for you while you mastur
[05:41] <Rjx> (skeet skeet skeet)
[05:41] <Zera> you do that too?
[05:41] <ExZippo> jeek: It's like a window into my world.
[05:42] <ExZippo> You know how hard it is to find interesting porn now days?
[05:42] <metric> was on a server that allowed aimbots once, was th biggest waste of time ever
[05:42] <|Gorre|2k> ExZippo
[05:42] <|Gorre|2k> Amputee porn
[05:42] <|Gorre|2k> Problem solved
[05:42] <|Gorre|2k> Every site has fresh and interesting ideas
[05:43] <|Gorre|2k> Bank holidays are wank
[05:44] <|Gorre|2k> Nowhere will ship my goddamn orders
[05:44] <Jimmothi> whats an aimbot?
[05:44] <jeek> I haven't been interested in porn since 1994. :(
[05:44] <Rjx> is it a work day in the US today
[05:44] <jeek> I burnt out while I was 13
[05:44] <|Gorre|2k> Locks onto targets on FPSs for you
[05:44] <|Gorre|2k> Rjx - we have easter sunday, easter monday and some places even do easter
[05:44] <|Gorre|2k> It's not like jesus was that great
[05:45] <Tark-Work> it's not like your mom was that great
[05:45] <jeek> Gorre: I'd hit it.
[05:45] <Jimmothi> if i was jesus id have snagged everyone a month off work
[05:45] <jeek> OMG!
[05:45] <jeek> Quick!
[05:45] <|Gorre|2k> Tark-Work - she's got a steady stream of customers, so I dunno...
[05:45] <ExZippo> I'm only interested in senior administrative nurde porn.
[05:45] <jeek> We gotta crucify Jimmothi!
[05:45] <ExZippo> NAME THAT PARAPHRASE
[05:45] <Tark-Work> hoot hoot
[05:45] <Jimmothi> Vote Jimmothy for Jesus 2006!
[05:45] <ExZippo> nurde = nurse, natch
[05:46] <Tark-Work> "America's Next Top Prophet"
[05:46] <Jimmothi> PopeIdol
[05:46] <jeek> I'm only interested in porn of girls that weigh more than I do.
[05:46] <Jimmothi> im suprised we havent had popeidol yet
[05:46] <|Gorre|2k> Amsterdam has those
[05:46] <ducklord> jeek: i heard roseanne barr is available
[05:46] <|Gorre|2k> Like, you'd expect buxom blondes in windows
[05:46] <jeek> I outweigh Roseanne Barr.
[05:46] <Tark-Work> I want "America's Next President"
[05:46] <ducklord> I know :(
[05:47] <|Gorre|2k> 6-% of them were fat women who got paid to sit on skinny blokes chests
[05:47] <Tark-Work> where we watch debates and attack the candidates
[05:47] <|Gorre|2k> 60**
[05:47] <ExZippo> America's most wanted funniest videos of survivor batchelors attacked by an
[05:47] <jeek> FROM HELL
[05:47] <ExZippo> I'd make a bazillion dollars selling that idea
[05:47] <ExZippo> To fox.
[05:47] <ExZippo> Who would cancell it after 5 shows.
[05:47] <ExZippo> no matter how well it rated
[05:48] <Rjx> they'd only cancel it if it rated well
[05:48] <Rjx> or was actually any good
[05:50] <maff> i feel awful
[05:50] <maff> i got ambushed by a cold
[05:51] <ExZippo> Cold's ambush crits you for 1200 nature damage
[05:52] <ExZippo> You are aflicted with Runny Nose
[05:52] <Rjx> *afflicted
[05:53] <ExZippo> I'm doing a WoW
[05:53] <ExZippo> It's full of typos
[05:54] <maff> http://www.census.gov/genealogy/names/names_files.html
[05:54] <maff> in the south
[05:54] <maff> the deep south
[05:54] <maff> some people call it 'flicted'
[05:54] <maff> as a general term for illness of any kind
[05:55] <maff> http://www.yafla.com/dforbes/2006/03/29.html
[05:55] <Rjx> http://redmachined.ytmnd.com/
[05:55] <Rjx> hahah
[05:56] <Rjx> isn't that the same dude
[05:56] <Rjx> RMD
[05:56] <mef> more like rms
[05:56] <Rjx> guy was in here earlier
[05:57] <mef> Rjx is a nigger cunt nigger cunt nigger cunt nigger cunt nigger cunt
[05:57] <Rjx> mef, you're so perceptive
[05:57] <Rjx> you scare me sometimes
[05:57] <maff> man
[05:57] <Rjx> you scare the bejesus out of me
[05:57] <maff> less than a month until i get married
[05:57] <mef> more like prosepctive
[05:58] <Rjx> are we going to get pics of the wedding
[05:58] <maff> take the time i irc now
[05:58] <maff> and cut it by a factor of 15
[05:58] <mef> cholera back
[05:58] <|Gorre|2k> or the wedding night, nudge-nudge-wink-wink-please-dont-ban-me ;)
[05:58] <maff> you're luck to get a singe 'w2' out of me a month
[05:58] <r3in> i was thinking of putting web cams up in my wedding
[05:58] <r3in> :P
[05:59] <maff> lucky*
[05:59] <r3in> speaking of w2
[05:59] <r3in> w2
[05:59] <poopy> r3in not found
[05:59] <r3in> fuck you
[05:59] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[05:59] <pinkboa> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 6:00 AM MDT on April
[05:59] <maff> w2
[05:59] <poopy> maff Temp 68F/20C; Wind 8mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:00PM; high:(mid 90s)
[05:59] <r3in> w2 t4t 1v5
[06:00] <poopy> r3in Temp 18F/-8C; Wind 2mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 8:41PM;
[06:00] <r3in> right thats why i dont use that shit
[06:00] <Rjx> will we be hearing the pitter patter of little hotpockets
[06:00] <|Gorre|2k> Minus 8 :\
[06:00] <|Gorre|2k> Whats a hotpocket?
[06:00] <r3in> thats wrong
[06:01] <Rjx> http://www3.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs83V-uAsE
[06:01] <r3in> my thermomiter(sp) says its +3
[06:01] <|Gorre|2k> Either way it's too cold
[06:01] <Tark-Work> put your testicles out the window and see how long it takes for them to f
[06:01] <Tark-Work> then you'll know who's right
[06:02] <r3in> hrm
[06:02] <r3in> it would of been better if that guy knocked the ddr maching off the ledge
[06:02] <|Gorre|2k> Or had a coronary
[06:02] <|Gorre|2k> Just a mild on ethough
[06:02] <|Gorre|2k> one though**
[06:03] <r3in> that would of made it from stupid to fucking hillarious
[06:03] <|Gorre|2k> The heart attack or the knocking it off?
[06:06] <|Gorre|2k> For a big channel you're a bit shit for conversation at times.
[06:08] <jeek> For a big asshole you're a bit full of shit at times. I guess that's appropria
[06:08] <jeek> oi
[06:08] <jeek> I can't believe I'm still bumping this GILF necrophilia track after a full wee
[06:08] <|Gorre|2k> I havent been here long enough to talk anywhere near my full ability
[06:09] <jeek> o/` gotta tell the truth, I really like her a lot, even though she's got a few
[06:09] <Jimmothi> this mettalica cover isnt so bad
[06:09] <jeek> Jimmothi: http://jeek.net/amb_old_girl.mp3
[06:09] <Jimmothi> what is it jeek
[06:09] <jeek> Old Girl
[06:09] <jeek> by AMB
[06:09] <ducklord> !jeek
[06:09] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[06:09] <Rjx> trouble at the old mill??
[06:10] <Rjx> !ducklord
[06:10] * jeek doesn't understand the !jeek trigger
[06:10] <|Gorre|2k> !Gorre
[06:10] <Rjx> !jimmothy
[06:10] <|Gorre|2k> :(
[06:10] <Rjx> !jeek
[06:10] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[06:10] <Rjx> haha
[06:10] <Rjx> !liljon
[06:10] <dekkon> this zone is for krunking and unkrunking only
[06:10] <jeek> Is it like skeet skeet?
[06:10] <Rjx> yes
[06:10] <ducklord> y e s
[06:10] <Rjx> !josho
[06:10] <jeek> FINALLY
[06:10] <Rjx> !josh
[06:10] <pinkboa> ROLLERGIRL JUST RAN MY TESTICLES OVER. SHE DOESN'T LIKE KOALAS.
[06:10] <jeek> I've been trying to make jeek slang for ejaculation since like 1998!
[06:10] <Rjx> !d1
[06:10] * jeek jeeks all over the place.
[06:10] <Rjx> !dekkon
[06:10] <pinkboa> DOKTAR JUAN DEKON AT YOUR SERVICE.
[06:10] <Jimmothi> didnt i have a trigger at one point that went on about drunkenness? or was
[06:10] <ducklord> !wind
[06:10] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[06:10] <ducklord> dong, where is my automobile?
[06:11] <Rjx> Jimmothi: you did
[06:11] <Rjx> that was a prototype bot i was writing
[06:11] <Jimmothi> sweet i didnt dream about irc
[06:11] <|Gorre|2k> Not on this occasion at least
[06:11] <r3in> i wonder
[06:12] <r3in> whats the burning point of water?
[06:12] <Rjx> boiling?
[06:12] <Rjx> 100C
[06:12] <r3in> no
[06:12] <Jimmothi> you can burn water?
[06:12] <r3in> burning
[06:12] <ducklord> 76C on the top of mount everest
[06:12] <Jimmothi> dont be daft
[06:12] <|Gorre|2k> Everything has a burning point
[06:12] <ducklord> or is that 74?
[06:12] <|Gorre|2k> Or combustion point
[06:12] <ducklord> your mom is fat, |Gorre|2k
[06:13] <ducklord> BURN!
[06:13] <Jimmothi> toast i can understand but water?
[06:13] <|Gorre|2k> But water evaporates first
[06:13] <|Gorre|2k> Err
[06:13] <|Gorre|2k> I did all this crap when I was in school
[06:13] <r3in> okay, so the temp in which it will all evaporate quickly
[06:13] <Tark-Work> wait wait wait.
[06:13] <r3in> i remember this theory
[06:13] <r3in> where if you get water hot enough
[06:13] <|Gorre|2k> ducklord - I've come to terms with it man
[06:13] <r3in> it becomes viotable
[06:13] <mquin> heat it enough and you get plasma, I don't think it's got a flame point, tho
[06:14] <Tark-Work> the products of combustion are co2 and h2o. there is no c in h2o, theref
[06:14] <r3in> hmm
[06:14] <jeek> Jimmothi: Are you downloading that rack?
[06:14] <jeek> err track?
[06:14] <mquin> that makes sense
[06:15] <Jimmothi> no
[06:15] <Jimmothi> lemme scroll up
[06:15] <Jimmothi> downloading. off in the shower.
[06:15] <r3in> bah
[06:15] <r3in> i have to start the temple of ancients over again
[06:15] <r3in> stupid demon door
[06:16] <|Gorre|2k> Bastard of a boss
[06:16] <|Gorre|2k> Protect-all makes it easier
[06:16] <r3in> i dont have the materia for that
[06:16] <r3in> even barrier would be nice
[06:16] <|Gorre|2k> Might be barrier I'm thinking of
[06:17] <|Gorre|2k> Doesnt Aeris have a limit that casts barrier+MBarrier on all?
[06:17] <r3in> really?
[06:17] <|Gorre|2k> Err, I think so
[06:17] <r3in> i havent got it
[06:17] <|Gorre|2k> Do a bit grinding :P
[06:18] <r3in> i only got two limits for all the chars
[06:18] <r3in> fuck
[06:18] <r3in> im only on level one
[06:18] <Tark-Work> Gorre, you know what else does a bit of grinding?
[06:18] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:19] <jeek> Your mother's ass!
[06:19] <Tark-Work> OH!
[06:19] <|Gorre|2k> Tark-Work - I know its mor elikely than not gonna involve my mum
[06:19] <|Gorre|2k> ^^^ :P
[06:19] <Tark-Work> itson.ytmnd.com!!!!!!
[06:19] <jeek> Gorre: I gotta tell the truth, I really like her a lot, even though she's got
[06:19] <r3in> weird
[06:19] <|Gorre|2k> jeek - dont give her pity compliments, she's a hag
[06:19] <r3in> i have level 3 limits for barret
[06:19] <r3in> but i cant use them
[06:20] <jeek> She's starting to stink, ah man that turns me on, cleared the room when we wal
[06:20] <Tark-Work> I remember something about a video of a kid getting caught fappin to a vi
[06:20] <Tark-Work> wtf game was that?
[06:20] <|Gorre|2k> WoW
[06:20] <|Gorre|2k> Some kid watching a naked dark elf dance
[06:20] <|Gorre|2k> beating the meat
[06:20] <Tark-Work> ahhaha
[06:20] <Tark-Work> I have NO IDEA what he was looking at
[06:20] <jeek> obv Pac-Man
[06:21] <Tark-Work> like. where's a pic of that?
[06:21] <|Gorre|2k> Fuck know, I saw it on youtube
[06:21] <Tark-Work> jeek, don't be gay. would be Ms. Pac-Man
[06:21] <jeek> I wasn't the one fapping to Pac-Man!
[06:21] <Tark-Work> I know, me too :(
[06:21] <jeek> I usually fap to Metroid. :D
[06:21] <Tark-Work> yeah, those tights,. mmmm
[06:22] <jeek> Tights?
[06:22] <jeek> I'm talking about the Battle Armor.
[06:22] <jeek> That shit is so hot!
[06:22] <Tark-Work> on metroid. looks like he's wearing tights
[06:22] <Tark-Work> ahh
[06:23] * Tark-Work gonna google naked dark elf
[06:26] <jeek> http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/02/11
[06:29] <Tark-Work> well the thing the kid was fappin to is still on digg it looks like
[06:29] <Tark-Work> but I found pics of a 'night elf' and I don't think I would fap to it.
[06:30] <jeek> http://pr4y.free.fr/images/night-elf-mount.jpg
[06:31] <Tark-Work> tiger looks bored as fuck
[06:31] <jeek> I'd hit it.
[06:31] <jeek> Jesus
[06:31] <jeek> 30 more minutes until nicotine break.
[06:32] <Rjx> imposter
[06:32] <jeek> ?
[06:32] <Serena-> hiya everyone :)
[06:32] <Tark-Work> apparently waterlogged dykes are going to collapse on the danube
[06:32] <Tark-Work> bitches
[06:33] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia lox
[06:33] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia lox": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lox
[06:36] <ducklord> Serena- is a norg! :o
[06:37] <Tark-Work> yes
[06:37] <Tark-Work> I mean .noooooooooo
[06:37] <Rjx> anyone here a native french speaker?
[06:38] <ducklord> negative
[06:38] <jeek> je ne parle le francais
[06:38] <jeek> I mean er
[06:39] <ducklord> je ne parle pas francais
[06:39] <ducklord> with some ``΄΄΄΄ etc
[06:40] <|Gorre|2k> jι nι pαrlι pαs frαncανs
[06:40] <|Gorre|2k> ?
[06:41] <ducklord> more or less :P
[06:45] <Rjx> i call the big one bitey
[06:46] <ducklord> it's my time to use the sex box
[06:47] <Tark-Work> it's my sex box and her name is sony.
[06:47] <ducklord> :D
[06:48] <live`> your mother is my sex box
[06:49] <Tark-Work> oh!
[06:49] <live`> burrrn
[06:49] <Tark-Work> wait, hang on, lemme break out my botnet and have it msg you a bunch of t
[06:49] <ducklord> :|
[06:49] <Tark-Work> then piss off timmo
[06:50] <Tark-Work> then get banned by timmo and unbanned by pinin
[06:50] <ducklord> I don't remember that episode
[06:50] <Tark-Work> was last night. I made fun of the wrong mom :(
[06:51] <Tark-Work> god damn it, why couldn't these people put an office somewhere NEAR civil
[06:51] <Tark-Work> someplace I don't want to use nerve gas on :(
[06:53] <r3in> wow
[06:53] <r3in> once i realized that i had to change my limit level
[06:54] <r3in> i owned that boss in three hits
[06:54] <Tark-Work> games
[06:54] <Tark-Work> that totally looks like a spambot. som n/m
[06:59] <Tark-Work> north texas university has a radio station
[06:59] <Tark-Work> except it's not called north texas university anymore.
[06:59] <Tark-Work> it's called university of north texas
[07:00] <Tark-Work> the call letters are KNTU
[07:00] <Tark-Work> unfortunately not KUNT.
[07:00] <ducklord> or HKYHDS
[07:00] * |Gorre|2k is now away: Sleeping.
[07:01] <maff> I prefer KTCU
[07:01] <Tark-Work> or hkyhds :P
[07:01] <Tark-Work> frogs
[07:01] <maff> after 5 and on the weekends they play lots of rockin indie stuff
[07:02] <Tark-Work> I would prefer that both stations be taken over by the military
[07:02] <Tark-Work> after I blanket all of texas in deadly poison gas
[07:02] <Tark-Work> and we can get people of quality to move in
[07:03] <ducklord> sorry, I like it here in .no
[07:03] <Tark-Work> I said quality
[07:03] <Tark-Work> oh!
[07:08] <metric> wish i`d gone to TG :(
[07:08] <metric> i miss .no
[07:17] <swight> What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
[07:17] <swight> If the rubber breaks, you're dead.
[07:17] <jestuh> nice
[07:21] <ducklord> I'm glad I wasn't at TG
[07:23] <daze> http://www.upshizzle.com/x/146.jpg
[07:23] <metric> can anyone tell me how much pretol costs in the us
[07:24] <metric> petrol*
[07:24] <c-rOCK> around 3 dollars a gallon
[07:24] <metric> no wonder you drive suv`s
[07:24] <c-rOCK> yes its cheap
[07:24] <metric> worked out the uk price is $6.50
[07:24] <c-rOCK> its not taxed to fuck like europe
[07:25] <|Gorre|2k> If I gave a fuck, I'd say something like
[07:25] <|Gorre|2k> Cause its all stolen
[07:25] <c-rOCK> thats why diesel is so huge there, etc
[07:25] <metric> yeah
[07:25] <metric> why dont americans have stick shifts?
[07:25] <c-rOCK> we do
[07:26] <jestuh> cause we are lazy
[07:26] <metric> or is the everting is automatic just a media lie?
[07:26] <c-rOCK> a lie
[07:26] <c-rOCK> most cars are sold in stick or auto
[07:26] <c-rOCK> alot of people choose auto
[07:26] <metric> you have to kill to get an automatic car over here
[07:27] <c-rOCK> i dont know about that, you got little crappy fiestas with the cvt and shit
[07:27] <ducklord> I know how to drive a stick
[07:27] <ducklord> if only I knew how to drive a car :(
[07:30] <c-rOCK> also most of europe is hills or tight spaces to drive in
[07:30] <c-rOCK> places where a manual is required
[07:31] <metric> mmmm we had cities before cars
[07:31] <metric> its part of our history
[07:31] <jestuh> you need to dynamite everything and start over
[07:32] <metric> why do you think we are putting pictures of mohammed in our newspapers?
[07:32] <|Gorre|2k> That was the danish :P
[07:32] <jestuh> haha ya
[07:32] <metric> lol, half a dozen european papers reprinted them
[07:32] <metric> cos they are cocks
[07:32] * plataway is now known as platy
[07:34] <csqrl> haha
[07:34] <csqrl> subtly awesome picture, daze
[07:36] * Red|Work is now known as Red|work
[07:36] * Red|work is now known as Red|Work
[07:38] <Rjx> ascii abuse
[07:39] <Rjx> i wonder how well organised the firefox source is
[07:39] <mef> check and get back to us
[07:41] <csqrl> http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/23802/People_Getting_Owned_By_Their_Compu
[07:41] <csqrl> ahahahaha
[07:44] <Red|Work> proxy server strikes again... :(
[07:44] <terminal> haha
[07:45] <Rjx> csqrl: how much traffic is fuckweb2 getting?
[07:45] <Rjx> i've seen it linked in various places
[07:46] <csqrl> maybe 4 hits an hour
[07:46] <csqrl> 208.20.220.69 [17/Apr/2006:09:30:54 -0500] "GET / HTTP/1.1" 200 http://www.go
[07:46] <Rjx> haha
[07:46] <Serena[T]> w 65211
[07:46] <pinkboa> Weather for Columbia, Missouri (65211) Conditions & - Updated at 8:54 AM CD
[07:46] <Red|Work> w2
[07:46] <poopy> Red|Work Temp 52F/11C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:26PMPDT; high:(m
[07:47] <csqrl> haha
[07:47] <csqrl> it has pr4
[07:47] <csqrl> that's funny
[07:47] <Rjx> that is pretty funny
[07:47] <Rjx> also multitail is pretty cool
[07:51] <Spidey> w2
[07:51] <poopy> Spidey Temp 52F/11C; Wind 4mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:26PMPDT; high:(mid
[07:51] <Spidey> wtf poopy, liar
[07:52] <Spidey> w 28215
[07:52] <pinkboa> Weather for Charlotte, North Carolina (28215) Conditions & - Updated at 10:
[07:52] <Serena[T]> hehe
[07:52] <Spidey> yeah i didnt think it was 52
[07:52] <Spidey> D:
[07:52] <Rjx> okcupid is awesome
[07:52] <Rjx> i just got one of the mails
[07:52] <Serena[T]> you've got cool weather coming your way Spidey - it's gotten cooler here
[07:52] <Rjx> where it sends you random new people
[07:52] <Rjx> Fact:
[07:52] <Rjx> "I am in a loving secure relationship with the man of my dreams!! On September
[07:52] <Spidey> good i hope it cools off, and rains
[07:52] <Rjx> #10 snowflake0425
[07:52] <Rjx> Limerick, Maine, USA :: (24/F) ::looking for a date
[07:52] <Spidey> :D
[07:53] <Spidey> it was ~90 yesterday
[07:53] <Serena[T]> we didn't get any rain.. but you might.. it will cool off though
[07:53] <Serena[T]> gah, ac weather
[07:53] <Red|Work> rjx: are you reading something or are you really getting married?
[07:53] <Spidey> yeah definitely had the ac on
[07:53] <Rjx> ...
[07:54] <Rjx> read the lines surrounding what i said
[07:54] <|Gorre|2k> Red = the DDR red guy?
[07:54] <Rjx> i don't think so
[07:54] <Rjx> that was RMD
[07:54] <|Gorre|2k> :(
[07:54] <Rjx> he /quit
[07:54] <Red|Work> id assume not...
[07:54] <|Gorre|2k> Red|Work - if you happen to gain weight and dance badly, lemme know
[07:54] <Red|Work> rjx: working so im in and out...
[07:55] <Red|Work> Gorre: will do? don't think thats gonna happen though
[07:55] <csqrl> funniest comment i've seen in a while:
[07:55] <csqrl> Anyone else have a problem with unwanted foreign languages being displayed in
[07:55] <csqrl> Seacula quarta decima et quinta decima Eodem modo typi? Modo typi qui nunc no
[07:55] <csqrl> Like I said, EVERYTHING else in the program points to English or the use of E
[07:55] <Rjx> no, i'm not getting married, was pasting that from a random okcupid mail
[07:55] <Rjx> hahah
[07:55] <Serena[T]> what is okcupid?
[07:55] <Rjx> is that lorem ipsum?
[07:55] <csqrl> yeah
[07:55] <csqrl> pages (osx app) fills a page with sample text
[07:55] <Rjx> what a moron
[07:55] <csqrl> and it's latin
[07:55] <|Gorre|2k> It's from old printing presses
[07:55] <Rjx> Serena[T]: it's a hybrid social networking/dating/moron community site
[07:56] <|Gorre|2k> A passage from a roman book on ethics and the soul
[07:56] <Serena[T]> oh, interesting
[07:56] <Spidey> myspace for nerds
[07:56] <Spidey> basically
[07:56] <Spidey> ;x
[07:56] <Red|Work> :(
[07:56] <Rjx> well, not so much nerds
[07:56] <|Gorre|2k> Myspace is for emos, cupid is for nerds :P
[07:56] <Serena[T]> heh heh
[07:56] <Rjx> i signed up to take one of the test things way back when it was first getting b
[07:57] <Spidey> i am on both :P
[07:57] <Rjx> and they send random mails of people they think are a great match for me
[07:57] <Serena[T]> so you're an emo nerd Spidey ? ;)
[07:57] <Spidey> not emo at all
[07:57] <Spidey> ;[
[07:57] <|Gorre|2k> Good man
[07:57] <|Gorre|2k> Emo FTFOAD
[07:57] <poopy> #0
[07:57] <Rjx> ..what is ftfoad?
[07:57] <poopy> #0
[07:58] <Serena[T]> i didn't think so, i was just making sure
[07:58] <csqrl> ftfoad?
[07:58] <poopy> #0
[07:58] <Spidey> yeah...
[07:58] <Rjx> i might be better off not knowing
[07:58] <|Gorre|2k> For the fuck off and die
[07:58] <Spidey> Serena[T]: :]
[07:58] <csqrl> .
[07:58] <Spidey> haha
[07:58] <Serena[T]> hehe
[07:58] <|Gorre|2k> I love emo me
[07:58] <|Gorre|2k> ?
[07:58] <|Gorre|2k> I cant even pretend, so I'll just hush.
[07:58] <ducklord> I love your mom
[07:58] <Rjx> '4tw', 'ftw', 'ftl', etc.
[07:58] * ducklord is now known as eating
[07:58] <|Gorre|2k> Ah right
[07:59] <|Gorre|2k> Good cause emo's a cunt
[07:59] <Rjx> are not acceptable, ever
[07:59] <mef> ooo http://www.tmag.com/media/pressreleases/2006/040306_tpballs.htm
[07:59] <eating> hypocracy ftw
[07:59] <Rjx> efnet is a perfect example of a functional jerkocracy
[07:59] <|Gorre|2k> Any other unwritten rules?
[07:59] <Rjx> actually, yes
[07:59] <Rjx> no away/mp3 scripts, and avoid timmo
[07:59] <Spidey> http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/143/oldhawk9sf.jpg
[08:00] <Spidey> me at 12-13
[08:00] <Spidey> ;x
[08:00] <|Gorre|2k> Define away script
[08:00] <|Gorre|2k> as in
[08:00] <Serena[T]> so cuuuuuute Spidey ;) i woulda been interested at that age
[08:00] * Rjx is away [ gone to the store to buy some milk to make a milkshake ]
[08:00] * |Gorre|2k is away [Bed]
[08:00] <|Gorre|2k> Ah
[08:00] <Spidey> haha
[08:00] <Red|Work> omfg milkshake
[08:00] * |Gorre|2k turns that one off
[08:00] * Rjx is back from [ gone to the store to buy some milk to make a milkshake ] reason [ the
[08:01] <Spidey> http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7880/pink6my.jpg
[08:01] <Spidey> with it down
[08:01] <Rjx> you get the idea
[08:01] <Red|Work> spidey for the love of god
[08:01] <Rjx> in channels with upwards of 50 users those generally get annoying
[08:01] <Serena[T]> excellent
[08:01] <|Gorre|2k> Lemme just test if its off then
[08:01] <Rjx> aight
[08:01] <|Gorre|2k> S'all good
[08:01] <Spidey> reduus: ?
[08:01] <Serena[T]> please turn off those damn things.. i don't need to know what you're doin
[08:01] <Spidey> Red|Work: .
[08:01] <Rjx> Spidey: looks like a woman
[08:01] <Spidey> so what, i was 12
[08:02] <Serena[T]> Spidey: how did your parents let you get away with that?
[08:02] <|Gorre|2k> McSpidey Culkin tbh
[08:02] <Spidey> i did good in school
[08:02] <Spidey> that's all that mattered
[08:02] <Red|Work> spidey: that picture makes me want to go puke up my shattered pelvis in a
[08:02] <Spidey> nice
[08:02] <Serena[T]> lol, my brother does the "brb, poop" and makes me want to drive to St. Lo
[08:02] <Spidey> my mom let me get my nose pierced when i was 11
[08:02] <Spidey> eyebrow when i was like 14
[08:03] <Rjx> nose piercings look weird on males
[08:03] <Serena[T]> your parents were much cooler than mine..
[08:03] <|Gorre|2k> Septum is good
[08:03] <terminal> i am tempted to buy THESOUTHLOST.COM
[08:03] <Spidey> my mom was always cool, didnt care what i looked like or w/e as long as i di
[08:03] <Rjx> thesouthwithfriesagain
[08:03] <csqrl> haha
[08:03] * |Gorre|2k buys it just to be a knob
[08:03] <csqrl> 'taylor made'
[08:03] <csqrl> that's humorous
[08:03] <Rjx> haha
[08:03] <Rjx> where's that?
[08:04] <csqrl> golf link from mef
[08:04] <Spidey> was an interesting childhood
[08:04] <Rjx> http://www.eclectechs.com/
[08:05] <Rjx> i'm contemplating pitching some ideas to these guys
[08:05] <Rjx> given when i'm back in the US i won't be far away
[08:05] <Spidey> w2
[08:05] <poopy> Spidey Temp 78.8F/26.0C; Wind 1.0mph; Conditions Conditions; Sunset 7:57PM; h
[08:05] <Rjx> but they seem like retards
[08:05] <Rjx> most of the websites they've created look like they were made in frontpage
[08:06] <Rjx> Web Hosting Only - includes 10 mb of space, and 1 email account.
[08:06] <Rjx> $12 per month
[08:06] <Rjx> Additional space over 10 MB
[08:06] <Rjx> $1 per MB per month
[08:06] <Serena[T]> oh man, i'd forgotten about frontpage
[08:07] <Rjx> Setup mail forwarding to accounts not on our server (alias@domain.com TO abc@ho
[08:07] <Rjx> $50 one time fee per alias
[08:07] <Rjx> $50 per alias?
[08:07] <Rjx> the fuck
[08:07] <csqrl> uhh
[08:07] <csqrl> they make 0$
[08:07] <maff> hahah
[08:07] <maff> thats pretty funny
[08:08] <terminal> rehan
[08:08] <terminal> july.
[08:08] <terminal> will you be here?
[08:08] <Rjx> aye, likely
[08:08] <terminal> rock.
[08:08] <Rjx> aim is to be there in june/july/august
[08:08] <terminal> come to my family reunion!
[08:08] <Rjx> haha
[08:09] <Rjx> can i pretend to be part of your family
[08:09] <terminal> haha
[08:09] <terminal> yes.
[08:09] <terminal> you will fit in with the old jews!
[08:09] <Rjx> me and sara found a place to rent in hatfield
[08:09] <Rjx> has a river right next to the place
[08:09] <terminal> hmm
[08:09] <Rjx> going to have to set up a wireless network so i can fish and use laptop
[08:09] <Rjx> at the same time
[08:10] <csqrl> haha
[08:10] <terminal> haah
[08:10] <terminal> nice
[08:10] * |Gorre|2k is now known as |Gorre|Zz
[08:10] <|Gorre|Zz> arse
[08:13] <csqrl> http://imdb.com/title/tt0479143/
[08:13] <csqrl> http://imdb.com/title/tt0462499/
[08:13] <terminal> heheh
[08:13] <Red|Work> oh no
[08:14] <|Gorre|Zz> http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/
[08:15] <|Gorre|Zz> = LSD on a typewriter tbh
[08:15] <|Gorre|Zz> "Fuccckin ghell man, snakes, but theyre like, on a plane! oh no!"
[08:16] * Red|Work cocks gun
[08:16] <Red|Work> "I've had enough of these snakes"
[08:17] <Rjx> hrm, is there an easy way to make a perl script die after X seconds of executio
[08:17] <|Gorre|Zz> count to X and turn off the computer
[08:18] <|Gorre|Zz> ... that was bad even by my standards
[08:18] <|Gorre|Zz> So I'll be off now
[08:18] <Cjattwood> lol
[08:18] <Rjx> i was actually looking for a serious answer
[08:18] <Serena[T]> gah, the guy in 'Top Chef' used the AOL search to find recipes.. where ha
[08:21] <Red|Work> ...
[08:21] <Rjx> Proibido o Acesso.
[08:22] <finn__> access forbidden?
[08:24] <Red|Work> so who else still has to do their taxes?
[08:25] <Serena[T]> man..i knew i was forgetting something!
[08:25] <Red|Work> bahaha
[08:25] * Serena[T] goes to deposit the check
[08:25] <Serena[T]> :p
[08:30] <maff> http://www.apple.com/trailers/warner_independent_pictures/ascannerdarkly/large
[08:30] <Red|Work> dammit why do I make no money....
[08:35] <r3in> !ping
[08:35] <r3in> damnit
[08:35] <r3in> msn is down
[08:38] <LexMortis> dont cry, im sure your myspace is available :P
[08:38] <Rjx> christ
[08:39] <LexMortis> that was yesterday...
[08:39] <Rjx> i had no idea that finding open irc proxies was as easy as it is
[08:40] <finn__> how easy is it?
[08:40] <Rjx> with about 50 lines of perl script, easy as pie
[08:40] <metric> vicky12!
[08:40] <metric> oh yes the spammers still havent learnt
[08:41] <Rjx> it also verifies whether they're banned or not on a random sample of servers
[08:41] <Rjx> clearly the anti-proxy precautions in place aren't strong enough
[08:41] <LexMortis> 50 lines of perl? easy? you have a funny definition of easy..
[08:42] <Rjx> perl is the perfect language for writing hackish scripts
[08:42] <Rjx> which is exactly what this is really
[08:43] <Rjx> almost time for some afternoon meditation
[08:44] <eating> afternoon delight
[08:44] <metric> star rockets in flight
[08:44] <Rjx> blue lights at night
[08:44] <Rjx> police car looking for a fight
[08:44] <Rjx> double yellow line
[08:44] <Rjx> fifty quid fine
[08:45] <Tark-Work> url wikipedia darfur
[08:45] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia darfur": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darfur_conflict
[08:48] * eating is now known as ducklord
[08:49] <ducklord> y helo my multinational e-friends
[08:50] <jeek> come to la!
[08:50] <jeek> i fight u!!!
[08:51] <ducklord> my tank is fight!
[08:52] <Zera> hmm, what does "+t" mean?
[08:52] <Zera> already found +h is halfops
[08:52] <Zera> but dunno what +t is
[08:53] <LexMortis> channelmode +t is "only ops set topic", or do you mean usermode?
[08:53] <Zera> its channelmode
[08:53] <Zera> thanks
[08:53] <ducklord> dibs on the +ct
[08:53] <LexMortis> np
[08:54] <ducklord> i shoot u with gun
[08:54] <ducklord> lol
[09:06] <Rjx> Zera: pop quiz, what does +e mean
[09:10] <ducklord> HOUSE MUSIC
[09:10] * ducklord is now known as duck|away
[09:13] <f-wzy> exempt
[09:13] * f-wzy = irc master!
[09:14] <Red|Work> oh man +e equals house music....
[09:16] <jonathans> UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS
[09:16] <jonathans> UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS
[09:16] <jonathans> UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS
[09:16] <jonathans> UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS UDD TSS (SIRENS)
[09:16] <swight> OOWA OOWA!
[09:18] <Red|Work> the system is down
[09:19] <LexMortis> i thought its system of a down?
[09:19] <GerbilWrk> whats the linux command to show the kernel version?
[09:19] <nwonknu> uname -a
[09:20] <Red|Work> homestarrunner.com/sbemail
[09:23] <dekkon> who the fuck are you retards
[09:23] <Red|Work> ummm how does one answer that?
[09:23] <swight> "/part
[09:23] <swight> that's how
[09:24] <mef> with or without the quote
[09:24] <fen1xx> or lemondop.c
[09:25] <dekkon> you answer it by shutting the fuck up
[09:26] <csqrl> peoples
[09:26] <csqrl> when giving a powerpoint presentation
[09:26] <csqrl> what's the typical resolution
[09:26] <csqrl> 800x? 1024x?
[09:26] <LexMortis> uhm, guess that depends on the beamer aswell..
[09:27] <csqrl> truth
[09:27] <csqrl> but what's typical
[09:27] <GerbilWrk> design it in both, with a switch built in to detect the current resolutio
[09:27] <LexMortis> dunno, prolly safer to pick 800x
[09:27] <nwonknu> i'd say 1024
[09:27] <dekkon> i thought 1280x1024 was pretty typical
[09:27] <GerbilWrk> 1600x is my default
[09:27] <csqrl> depends on the projector, though
[09:27] <LexMortis> lol.. everyone says something else
[09:27] <csqrl> hi-res projectors aren't too common
[09:27] <csqrl> but i was thinking 1024 is safe
[09:28] <csqrl> not sure if 800x is a better bet
[09:28] <nwonknu> lol it depends id go for the best the projector can handle
[09:28] <csqrl> fuck it
[09:28] <csqrl> 1024
[09:29] <nwonknu> :)
[09:39] <jonathans> http://is3.okcupid.com/users/118/658/11865803525305508626/p1145275899.jpg
[09:39] <jonathans> http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11865803525305508626
[09:40] <jeek> ugh
[09:40] <jeek> That bitch looks like my little sister.
[09:40] <terminal> !jeek
[09:40] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[09:41] <jeek> http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=14213417489081938394
[09:41] <jeek> HRM
[09:41] <swight> which one??
[09:42] <swight> nm, its only one
[09:42] <var> w 63122
[09:42] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 11:42 A
[09:42] <jeek> l
[09:42] <jonathans> you like the plain ones
[09:43] <jonathans> ..that cheat
[09:43] <jonathans> or is this a setup
[09:44] <mef> thinkin you da shit girl, ya get jeekted on
[09:44] <jonathans> haha
[09:44] <jeek> That last URL I pasted was local
[09:44] <jonathans> also your little sister must be hot
[09:44] <jeek> But yeah, not saying she's attractive, just saying she's bi, married, new to t
[09:44] <jeek> My little sister is a 5'2" 105lb preppy bitch
[09:44] <jeek> I'm 6'6" 351 lbs and a scrubby juggalo.
[09:45] <D4rg0n`> sounds hot :P
[09:45] <D4rg0n`> um
[09:45] <D4rg0n`> your sister, not you
[09:45] <jeek> :(
[09:45] <jonathans> i concur
[09:45] <jeek> http://jeek.net/pix/shailyn.png
[09:45] <jeek> That pic is about 4 years old :/
[09:45] <jeek> She's 19 now
[09:45] <D4rg0n`> shes cute
[09:45] <jonathans> then shes probably totally different because she looks like a farm girl
[09:45] <swight> need current pics, in the shower
[09:46] <jeek> swight: I'll see what I can do.
[09:46] <D4rg0n`> in the shower indeed
[09:46] <jeek> She's down at Penn State atm
[09:46] <jonathans> loofa in hand
[09:46] <jonathans> o rly
[09:46] <jonathans> my roommate just transferred from there mid-year
[09:46] <D4rg0n`> i knew i liked this channel for a reason
[09:46] <swight> if by loofa, you mean tit, yes
[09:46] <jonathans> but they wouldnt know each other
[09:46] <jonathans> hes a loser
[09:46] <jeek> I'm a loser, and I know her!
[09:46] <bos`> lol
[09:46] <D4rg0n`> but your her brother
[09:47] <jonathans> YOU'RE
[09:47] <D4rg0n`> my bad\
[09:47] <jeek> Well, I *WAS* going to hook you up with her.
[09:47] <terminal> jons
[09:47] <jonathans> suh
[09:47] <jeek> But if you can't even spell "you're" correctly..
[09:47] <terminal> i'm going to be in framingham in july
[09:47] <jonathans> jeek: too far
[09:47] <jonathans> oh haha
[09:47] <jonathans> clever.
[09:47] <jonathans> terminal: TOO FAR
[09:47] <terminal> lies
[09:47] <D4rg0n`> haha jeek, i live in ohio, not PA
[09:47] <jonathans> thats 2.5 hours away from me
[09:47] <terminal> ;[
[09:48] <jeek> D4rg0n.. reminds me of a bad Magic deck.
[09:48] <terminal> rjx will be there too
[09:48] <terminal> well, in northampton anyhow
[09:48] <jonathans> alright well
[09:48] <jonathans> if sara holds his hand maybe he will want to hang out with us
[09:48] <dekkon> Osama Bin Jonathans ;[
[09:48] <terminal> haha
[09:48] <jonathans> i wont make any sudden movements
[09:49] <D4rg0n`> w 45503
[09:49] <pinkboa> Weather for Springfield, Ohio (45503) Conditions & - Updated at 12:30 PM ED
[09:49] <jonathans> and i wont come with wires sticking out from under my coat
[09:49] <LexMortis> w amsterdam
[09:49] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "amsterdam"
[09:49] <LexMortis> >_<"
[09:49] <terminal> i would absolutely bring a fake bat with me
[09:49] <jonathans> hahahahaa
[09:49] <jonathans> yes
[09:49] <terminal> ^o^
[09:49] <metric>
[09:49] <metric> oops
[09:50] <D4rg0n`> wth
[09:50] <mef> o_o
[09:50] <metric> http://www.megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=172
[09:50] <LexMortis> wtf..
[09:50] <jonathans> megatokyo sucks
[09:50] <metric> best idea for an arcade machine though
[09:51] <jonathans> well if its that good
[09:51] <jonathans> do you mind fucking translating this shit
[09:51] <metric> has translation in the boxes mon frere
[09:52] <LexMortis> i can read it easily...
[09:52] <jonathans> oh good
[09:52] <jonathans> is that so
[09:52] <mef> awful
[09:55] <Rjx> my older brother was just in here
[09:55] <Rjx> "doesn't this repetitive music drive you insane?"
[09:55] <Rjx> talking about god is an astronaut
[09:55] <jonathans> was it david bowie
[09:55] <jonathans> GOD
[09:55] <jonathans> IS ON TOP OF IT ALL
[09:57] <Rjx> i fought the claw and the claw won
[09:57] <D4rg0n`> who wants to paypal me 3 dollars
[09:57] <LexMortis> ...
[09:57] <bos`> need a whopper?
[09:57] <Rjx> i gave my last 3 dollars to your mother last night in return for goods and serv
[09:57] <Rjx> well, mainly services
[09:57] <D4rg0n`> nah, my bank account is -2.55
[09:57] <Rjx> !oh
[09:57] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BA
[09:57] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[09:57] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[09:57] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[09:57] <LexMortis> wtf
[09:58] <bos`> lol that suck
[09:58] * claws-03 is now known as claws03
[09:58] <bos`> s
[09:58] <Rjx> ordering a GB of RAM
[09:58] <Rjx> which should bring total ram in this machine to 1.5GB
[09:58] <D4rg0n`> Rjx, go get yourself checked man, you dont know where my moms been
[09:59] <Rjx> D4rg0n`: i sprayed myself with several feet of latex foam first
[09:59] <poopy> #0
[09:59] <D4rg0n`> ah, then you should be good RJ
[09:59] <bos`> poopy!
[09:59] <Rjx> seasons don't fear the reaper
[09:59] <LexMortis> Rim Job? :P
[10:00] <Rjx> nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
[10:00] <Rjx> !wind
[10:00] <pinkboa> WIND, WHERE IS MY AUTOMOBILE?
[10:00] <LexMortis> are you going all Captain Planet'y on us?
[10:00] <Rjx> captain hardy, he's a hero
[10:00] <Rjx> going to take dns pollution down to zero
[10:02] <duck|away> your mom goes to college
[10:03] <terminal> Rjx: i have 4gb of ram :>
[10:03] * terminal wins
[10:03] <jeek> duck: YOUR MOTHER goes to college.
[10:03] <Rjx> you lose at genital hygene
[10:03] <terminal> also
[10:03] <terminal> i have 2x 3.2ghz xeons
[10:03] <terminal> with hyperthreading
[10:03] <Rjx> as a desktop?
[10:03] <terminal> yes
[10:03] <duck|away> you lose at spellin lol
[10:03] <duck|away> OH CRAP, HOW IRONIC
[10:03] <Rjx> what operating system are you using with that
[10:03] * duck|away is now known as ducklord
[10:04] <terminal> windows xp
[10:04] <jeek> I have a girl that pleasures me regularly without demanding payment.
[10:04] <Rjx> jeek: and if she does, you can always deflate her
[10:04] <lude> way to put a v8 in your honda civic terminal
[10:04] <D4rg0n`> [04/17/06 01:04:04:pm] <jeek> I have a girl that pleasures me regular
[10:04] <Rjx> he has a tab
[10:04] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhh
[10:05] <LexMortis> dead girls dont want money?
[10:05] <terminal> lude: hahah
[10:05] <terminal> it is my gaming rig
[10:05] <Rjx> speaking of dead people
[10:05] <Rjx> !lude
[10:05] <pinkboa> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[10:05] <lude> what the balls
[10:05] <lude> stop that
[10:05] <jeek> !jeek
[10:05] <pinkboa> AWWWWWWWW.. JEEK JEEK!
[10:05] <Rjx> url commandline webdav client
[10:05] <pinkboa> - "commandline webdav client": http://www.webdav.org/cadaver/
[10:06] <f-wzy> <lude> way to put a v8 in your honda civic terminal
[10:06] <f-wzy> haha fucking no joke
[10:09] <lude> having a brain fart
[10:09] <lude> what's the term for something that only one company uses
[10:10] <lude> like, that protocol is specific to our application, it's ???
[10:10] <Rjx> proprietary
[10:10] <LexMortis> most likely "shit", becasue if its good everyone would use it...
[10:10] <lude> thanks
[10:11] <Rjx> i need to up my efforts in my scheme to get "johnny" to become recognised slang
[10:11] <LexMortis> ...
[10:11] <lude> LexMortis: you have no idea on the specifics surrounding the situation, theref
[10:11] <ducklord> tim tim timmo!
[10:12] <lude> we support the 'standard' too, but our proprietary is much more efficent, and
[10:14] <dekkon> 1lude
[10:14] <dekkon> !lude
[10:14] <pinkboa> cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cadaver cad
[10:14] <dekkon> for the win
[10:14] <lude> you blew it
[10:14] <dekkon> :[
[10:14] <Catcher> you sux
[10:15] * D4rg0n` throws something at Catcher
[10:16] <Catcher> you missed!
[10:16] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[10:17] <ducklord> batter up!
[10:17] <D4rg0n`> you were supposed to catch it, Catcher
[10:17] <ducklord> catch the fever, boy!
[10:18] <Catcher> :(
[10:19] <ducklord> caatch it!
[10:21] <Catcher> no thanks
[10:22] <swight> anyone else having any prob with msn messenger?
[10:22] <ducklord> only slightly
[10:22] <ducklord> and because of virus
[10:22] <ducklord> so, no..
[10:22] <D4rg0n`> nada here
[10:22] <swight> hrm, I haven't been able to sign in all day
[10:22] <ducklord> :/
[10:23] <swight> anyone else using the live beta?
[10:23] <Catcher> i just signed in to it just fine
[10:23] <Catcher> i was using the live beta, but all of a sudden it wouldn't let me sign in
[10:23] <Catcher> i hit the sign in button, and it would go back into the login screen
[10:23] <swight> since when?
[10:23] <Catcher> since a couple months back
[10:23] <D4rg0n`> im using the live beta
[10:23] <Catcher> i liked the live beta
[10:23] <swight> oh, its just telling me the service isn't available, try later
[10:24] <swight> D4rg0n`, everything working fine for you eh?
[10:24] <ducklord> I got that once
[10:24] <ducklord> but only once
[10:26] <D4rg0n`> indeed swight
[10:31] <ducklord> quite
[10:34] <D4rg0n`> vmware is fun
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.4" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.5" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.6" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.7" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.8" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.9" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:34] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.10" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:35] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.11" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:35] <Rjx> [+] Host 10.0.0.10 Running OS: "Linux Kernel 2.6.2" (Guess probability: 100%)
[10:35] <Rjx> i think this program is cheating
[10:35] <D4rg0n`> wth is it
[10:35] <Rjx> either that or the output is just phrased badly
[10:36] <agentX> http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=8277686927&ssPageNam
[10:36] <Thuryn> Rjx, is 10.0.0.10 running some sort of honeypot?
[10:38] <Rjx> no, i think this program is outputting that it's very likely the kernel of 10.0
[10:38] <Rjx> maybe
[10:38] <Rjx> i guess the fingerprints are too minute between the different versions
[10:38] <Rjx> *fingerprint differences
[10:38] <terminal> http://hooperfuneralhome.com/
[10:39] <terminal> "Voted Best of the Best in the Citrus County Chronicle:"
[10:39] <terminal> there is just something wrong with that
[10:39] <Thuryn> hrmm... but if there *are* fingerprint differences, it should still be able
[10:39] <Thuryn> unless there's some test it isn't running
[10:39] <Rjx> yeah
[10:39] <Rjx> i'm surprised it doesn't just say 2.6.2-2.6.11
[10:40] <Thuryn> is that nmap?
[10:40] <Rjx> xprobe
[10:40] <Thuryn> i wonder why it didn't list 2.6.3
[10:41] <Thuryn> and why 2.6.2 was listed last
[10:41] <Rjx> good question
[10:41] <Rjx> nmap is a little more vague on the same machine
[10:41] <Rjx> Device type: general purpose
[10:41] <Rjx> Running: Linux 2.4.X|2.5.X|2.6.X
[10:41] <Rjx> OS details: Linux 2.4.7 - 2.6.11
[10:42] <NCommande> Well, the network stack in Linux didn't change much from 2.4 to 2.6
[10:42] * NCommande is now known as NC711
[10:42] <NC711> It seems EFNet thinks my nick is too long :-P
[10:42] <Rjx> it did enough to be able to differentiate the two, supposedly
[10:42] <Rjx> i mean xprobe could tell that 10.0.0.10 was using the 2.6 kernel, but not which
[10:42] <NC711> Rjx: Maybe if you flooded the search enough to watch how it generates syn/ack
[10:43] <hermes> efnet doesnt think your nick is too long.. it KNOWS your nick is too long
[10:43] <NC711> But it's not going to be a major difference that your easily going to see.
[10:43] <NC711> hermes: EFNet needs a bloody upgrade then.
[10:43] <NC711> 8 character login names died with BSD.
[10:43] <Rjx> not to the naked eye, nmap contains a fingerprint db of the traits of most oper
[10:43] <NC711> Rjx: I'm aware of this.
[10:44] <NC711> I forgot, EFNet doesn't run a nickserv
[10:44] <Rjx> this is what we were discussing prior to you /joining, why xprobe gives weird r
[10:44] <NC711> I haven't used xprobe
[10:44] <NC711> nmap is my tool of choice cause I can set it and forget it
[10:44] <Rjx> just trying it for the first time today myself
[10:44] <NC711> And xprobe doesn't work on Mac OS X AFAIK
[10:45] <NC711> And even if it did, its a pain making anything work on the intel processor
[10:45] <Rjx> [+] Host: 10.0.0.18 is up (Guess probability: 50%)
[10:45] <NC711> I actually ended up here from Wikipedia
[10:45] <NC711> I was checking bash.org, which sent me to qdb.us, which sent me here
[10:45] <Rjx> ah alright
[10:46] <Rjx> bash.org wikipedia page = constant drama
[10:46] <NC711> If DigDug was alive, I think we'd probably hear a rant
[10:46] <Rjx> nay, he's not the sort to rant
[10:47] <Rjx> !digdug
[10:47] <pinkboa> I SHOULD BE WORKING, BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO SIT ON IRC. I THINK I'M GOING
[10:48] <Rjx> terminal: can you change my trigger
[10:48] <Rjx> !rjx
[10:48] <pinkboa> ^o^ batman likes to tongue guys. :P~d:
[10:48] <Rjx> getting old;[
[10:48] <terminal> !rjx
[10:48] <pinkboa> HAAAAAAAY TERMINAL.. CAN YOU CHANGE MY TRIGGER PLZZZZ IT'S GETTING OLD ;[
[10:49] <Rjx> !oh
[10:49] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[10:49] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BAL
[10:49] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[10:49] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[10:49] <Rjx> ;[
[10:49] <Rjx> that's not much better
[10:49] <Rjx> !rjx
[10:49] <pinkboa> HAAAAAAAY TERMINAL.. CAN YOU CHANGE MY TRIGGER PLZZZZ IT'S GETTING OLD ;[
[10:50] <Rjx> back to working
[10:50] <NC711> Back
[10:50] <NC711> Wow, WTF did I miss?
[10:50] <jeek> The Rapture.
[10:50] <jeek> Man, it was great.
[10:50] <jeek> ALl those retarded-ass Christians are finally gone.
[10:50] <NC711> Oh? That's it?
[10:50] <jeek> No one left but us sinners. :D
[10:51] <NC711> jeek: To sin requires us to have sex
[10:51] <NC711> Hence, all of us are sinless ;-)
[10:51] * NC711 is shot
[10:51] <NC711> J/K
[10:51] <jeek> ha!
[10:51] <jeek> I regularly have sex with a female that was in this channel earlier today. :D
[10:51] <NC711> jeek: making a bot that acts like a female doesn't count
[10:52] <jeek> laFunk
[10:52] <jeek> She's quite nifty.
[10:52] <Tark-Work> you have sex with Vicky11?
[10:52] <jeek> negatory
[10:52] <jeek> laFunk
[10:52] <jeek> She lives about 5 miles west of me
[10:52] <NC711> Hrm. IRC or Sex.
[10:52] <Tark-Work> and you hit it
[10:52] <NC711> Damn, that's a hard decision
[10:53] <jeek> I'm at work at the moment.
[10:53] <NC711> It's like choosing donuts or pizza
[10:53] <jeek> She wants me to stop by after work cuz she's got some smoke, but I have other
[10:53] <lude> this is why we don't fuck geek girls people
[10:53] <Tark-Work> stop by, smoke, get to sexin'
[10:53] <lude> pretend like you're doing work-from-hom
[10:53] <lude> and get the bj while you IRC
[10:53] <GerbilWrk> stop by, smoke, let her smoke your pole, then get on to other things
[10:53] <NC711> Get a Treo. IRC while having sex.
[10:54] <jeek> I'd have to spend $7.50 each way to get out there and back
[10:54] <GerbilWrk> dune that lude, and while playing DAoC
[10:54] <lude> you can't irc and have sex
[10:54] <Spidey> free smoke and poon
[10:54] <lude> sex requires concentration
[10:54] <Spidey> who cares
[10:54] <jeek> I get out of work at 4:30, I'll be home by 4:45, and I'd have to get out there
[10:54] <NC711> lude: Nah, it doesn't
[10:54] <lude> blowjobs however, are free games
[10:54] <NC711> All you got to do is get in the rhymen
[10:54] <GerbilWrk> doggy style with the laptop on her lower back
[10:55] <NC711> Problem with that is if she rolls over, the LCD could break
[10:55] <NC711> 5 minutes of pleasure isn't worth 500 dollars worth of damage
[10:55] <jeek> If you crack her on the head with the screen the first few times she does that
[10:55] <GerbilWrk> evidently your women aren't unconcious and tied up like most of ours
[10:55] * NC711 just smiles
[10:57] <NC711> BTW, how many quotes are shared between bash.org and QDB?
[10:57] <GerbilWrk> as many as people cross post and the "mods" approve
[10:58] <NC711> I submitted a quote a month ago to bash
[10:58] <NC711> Still in the queue ;-/
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> months from now it will be denied
[10:58] <NC711> God, they make the IRS look fast
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> there is only one mod for it now really
[10:58] <NC711> I tried to email them.
[10:58] <lude> I think I need to replace the hard drive on that box
[10:58] <NC711> I never got a response
[10:58] <GerbilWrk> you never will
[10:59] <NC711> Why wouldn't I?
[10:59] <GerbilWrk> because you and probably a dozen people like you e-mail them each day ask
[10:59] <NC711> No, I didn't email about the quote
[11:00] <NC711> I emailed them if they wanted any help with the moderation que and the 4,000+
[11:00] <GerbilWrk> ahhh, well good luck with that
[11:00] <Thuryn> NC711, look at it this way
[11:00] <Thuryn> it's just a bunch of copies
[11:00] <Thuryn> of some stupid stuff
[11:00] <Thuryn> that people said on the intarweb
[11:00] <Thuryn> it will never be more important than that
[11:00] <NC711> Thuryn: I think you just described the internet in general
[11:01] <Thuryn> exactly. so why worry.
[11:01] <NC711> Because we're all sad and pathetic?
[11:01] <Thuryn> well, one of us is worrying
[11:01] <Thuryn> the other one is "thuryn"
[11:01] <GerbilWrk> i'm sorry, i'll stop :(
[11:01] * NC711 knows he's going to end up on some internet quote site
[11:01] <NC711> I don't know how I will end up their
[11:01] <NC711> I just will
[11:01] <NC711> Its like the end of the world. It will happen
[11:02] <NC711> Anyway, anyone here got an Intel Mac beside me?
[11:02] <GerbilWrk> jestuh, you see that? Delete his quote
[11:03] <NC711> jestuh: If you delete me, I shall come back more corrupted then you ever will
[11:03] <bos`> ;[
[11:04] <NC711> Actually, I noticed there is a large queue. Is there a need for more moderato
[11:06] <jmx> .link http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060417/NEWS01/6041
[11:06] <poopy> jmx - http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060417/NEWS01/60
[11:07] <NC711> And I just read a quote about easter being canceled
[11:08] <jeek> Excellent.
[11:08] <jeek> Our War on Christmas and other Christian Holidays is proceeding exactly as pla
[11:10] <Thuryn> the easter bunny is a drunk fuck anyway
[11:10] <GerbilWrk> only when your dad is the easter bunny
[11:10] <jonathans> owned
[11:11] <Thuryn> s/dad/mom/
[11:11] <GerbilWrk> yeah, she was a drunk fuck ><
[11:12] <Thuryn> yeah ;[
[11:18] <Red|Work> sweet... the comforts of the office again
[11:19] <Jimmothi> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1851778
[11:19] <jonathans> http://www.bolloxcomics.co.uk/images/englishman.gif
[11:19] <NC711> Its amazing what people do in there free time.
[11:20] <NC711> I mean, IRC was made when someone got bored, and wanted a better way to expre
[11:20] <Workdug> NC711: their *
[11:21] <NC711> :-P
[11:21] <Workdug> jonathans: haha i love the way the last panel is drawn
[11:21] <jeek> Eye dont git y they're pantz our fling dawn.
[11:23] <Tark-Work> <NC711> I mean, <cave paintings, heiroglyphics, paintings, simpl
[11:24] <NC711> Well, according to Freud, everything goes back to the penix.
[11:24] <NC711> ... PENIS!
[11:24] <NC711> How the hell did I do that?
[11:26] * Tark-Work looks Tarkaan over...
[11:27] * NC711 looks at Tarkaan.
[11:30] * NC711 found his quote on qdb already ;-)
[11:34] <ohnedich> so what up you bunch of catholics ?
[11:35] <NC711> Burning in hell.
[11:35] <Red|Work> molesting children
[11:35] <NC711> Deciding how to kill Easter
[11:36] <ducklord> making love to your mom
[11:36] <NC711> I didn't realize you liked it old and wrinkly.
[11:36] <ohnedich> damn catholics
[11:37] <ducklord> no, but your mom sure does!
[11:37] <ducklord> i burned myself :(
[11:38] <ohnedich> LOL, fag!
[11:38] <ohnedich> it's teh drawback of being a practicant duck
[11:38] <ohnedich> i mennt catholic
[11:40] <NC711> http://qdb.us/58325 - ;-)
[11:40] <ducklord> 50 bucks says it will be killed
[11:41] <NC711> Probably
[11:41] <ohnedich> approve
[11:41] <ducklord> I burn myself all the time
[11:41] <Wabbit98> kill
[11:41] <ducklord> kill it
[11:41] <NC711> ducklord: Don't play with fire when your an idiot
[11:41] <ducklord> that ducklord guy is such a fag
[11:41] <ducklord> lolol
[11:41] <ducklord> selfburn again!
[11:42] <ducklord> you learned that the hard way, eh NC711?
[11:42] <NC711> No. I was watching you.
[11:43] <ohnedich> lol
[11:43] <ohnedich> ducklord has rectal lax
[11:43] <ducklord> I have friends in high places
[11:43] <ohnedich> "<ducklord> do not tell annyone,i have rectal lax ;)"
[11:43] <NC711> I was thinking that it must take incredible talent to be an idiot of his cali
[11:44] <ducklord> Rjx, per example, is from La Paz, Bolivia
[11:44] <Red|Work> killed
[11:44] <ohnedich> he's from bolivia
[11:44] <ducklord> who killed?
[11:45] <Red|Work> that quote
[11:46] <NC711> I'll bbl
[11:46] <ducklord> yes, but who killed?
[11:46] <ducklord> quick response
[11:46] <Red|Work> no one.. im saying its going to be
[11:46] <ducklord> ah
[11:46] <ducklord> well, sure
[11:46] <Red|Work> bad syntax... im sorry
[11:46] <ducklord> it's not funny
[11:47] <ohnedich> Red|Work: stop annoying the duck
[11:47] <jmx> A FAMILY of ten is demanding their council give them a TEN-bedroom mansion.
[11:47] <jmx> Sue McFadden, 54, says she needs the space for her three children and six grand
[11:47] <jmx> The family lives in a three-bed semi in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire. Only one of t
[11:47] <Red|Work> ohnedich: what?
[11:47] <ducklord> winners!
[11:47] <jmx> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170567,00.html
[11:48] <ohnedich> Red|Work: your cousin
[11:48] <Red|Work> ohnedich: awesome...
[11:49] <ohnedich> FUCK@
[11:49] <ohnedich> !
[11:49] <ohnedich> Red|Work is too smart
[11:50] <Red|Work> ...
[11:50] <ducklord> outsmarting you is like raping a 8-year old, ohnedich
[11:51] <ducklord> so easy you almost feel bad about it
[11:51] <ducklord> zing..
[11:52] <ohnedich> how about i rape a duck
[11:52] <ohnedich> !?
[11:52] <ducklord> be my guest
[11:52] <ducklord> freak
[11:52] <ohnedich> ducklord: bend over
[11:52] <ducklord> and take a dump on your chest?
[11:53] <ohnedich> no
[11:54] <ohnedich> ok
[11:54] <ohnedich> the ops here suck
[11:54] <ducklord> why?
[11:57] * ag3ntX is now known as agentX
[11:57] <ducklord> zing!
[11:57] <Tark-Work> oh!
[11:57] <TMH_> 19:46 < jmx> The family lives in a three-bed semi in Ellesmere Port, Che
[11:57] <Red|Work> there it was...
[11:58] <TMH_> I fail to see
[11:58] <Red|Work> jmx: link that article
[11:58] <ducklord> put on your glasses, fatty
[11:58] <jmx> <jmx> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170567,00.html
[11:58] <ducklord> [20:46] <jmx> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006170567,00.htm
[11:58] <ducklord> [20:57] <jmx> <jmx> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-20061
[11:58] <TMH_> how that is "raking it in"
[11:59] <TMH_> 19:57 < ducklord> [20:57] <jmx> <jmx> http://www.thesun.co.u
[11:59] <jmx> its raking it in when you consider thats gov't money so they can all sit at hom
[12:00] <ducklord> clever scheme
[12:01] <jmx> Eldest daughter Teresa, 33, claims she cant work because shes suicidal
[12:01] <jmx> she should get on with that
[12:02] <Red|Work> damn i cant read it... stupid ass firewall
[12:02] <Red|Work> any mirrors?
[12:02] <ducklord> making a living from being suicidal
[12:02] <ducklord> one million emos just got dollar signs flashing infront of their eyes
[12:03] <ffff> 1mil emos = 10k normal size people?
[12:03] <ducklord> you're thinking about midgets
[12:03] <ffff> emos are skinny ass white guys
[12:03] <ffff> right?
[12:03] <ducklord> or maybe microsoft employees! (LOL, I DISSED MICROSOFT. WINDOWS SUCKS LOL)
[12:03] <ducklord> right
[12:04] <ducklord> but you do get the occational chubby emo/goth
[12:04] <ffff> poor fatty
[12:04] <Red|Work> haha
[12:05] <jmx> NEW YORK - Sobbing and clutching her son's toy, the mother of a 2-year-old kill
[12:05] <Red|Work> w
[12:06] <Red|Work> w2
[12:06] <TMH_> :(
[12:06] <poopy> Red|Work Temp 63F/17C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 7:26PMPDT
[12:06] <TMH_> w2
[12:06] <jmx> because im sure they werent looking before, good thing you reminded them
[12:06] <poopy> TMH_ Temp/; Wind ; Conditions London, Ontario;
[12:06] <TMH_> ;[[[
[12:06] <Garret> http://www.moviepink.com/galleries/141/mp0101r.html
[12:06] <ffff> http://www.paidkillers.com/love.jpg baha
[12:07] <Red|Work> omfg
[12:08] <ducklord> cute
[12:08] <Rjx> 20:43 < ducklord> Rjx, per example, is from La Paz, Bolivia
[12:08] <Rjx> ;[
[12:08] <timmo> no no
[12:08] <timmo> thats false
[12:08] <timmo> azazelrtriesuzleal
[12:08] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/sex_future_dc Sex in the future, who needs peo
[12:08] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/sex_future_dc - Sex in the future, who needs
[12:08] <timmo> is from bolivia
[12:09] <Red|Work> hahaha teledildonics
[12:10] <kitchen> ffff: is that safe for work?
[12:10] <ducklord> Rjx: ;[
[12:10] <Rjx> highly inaccurate
[12:10] <ffff> kitchen: its a mans ass
[12:10] <timmo> rjx
[12:10] <kitchen> so, no.
[12:10] <kitchen> :P
[12:10] <timmo> check the place with the things
[12:10] <ffff> ;] depends where ya work!
[12:10] <timmo> for a henry rollins movie
[12:10] <Rjx> kitchen works in a plastic kitchen
[12:11] <timmo> well not so much a movie
[12:11] <Rjx> as his name suggests
[12:11] <Rjx> in a carehome for retarded children
[12:11] <Rjx> ;x
[12:11] <timmo> as a filming of his spoken word such
[12:11] <Rjx> will do timm
[12:11] <Rjx> also if the rest of the ops that are living in the stone-age got broadband
[12:12] <Rjx> we could set up a #gi streaming video chan
[12:12] <timmo> yeah
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