Session Start: Sun Apr 16 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] * TeckGecko is now known as Teck|away
[00:17] <jestuh> back
[00:17] <Zera> wb
[00:17] <jestuh> poker ended early so i just spent the last 3 hours walking around campus lak
[00:17] <jestuh> <3
[00:17] <jestuh> and i won $90 at poker
[00:17] <jestuh> good night :D
[00:17] <Zera> grats
[00:17] <jestuh> hehe thx
[00:17] <Zera> who was the biggest loser of cash?
[00:17] <|silicon> burying the 'problem' from earlier?
[00:18] <jestuh> it was a tourney so like everyone is in like 20-40
[00:18] <jestuh> haha silicon nooooooooo
[00:18] <|silicon> hehe
[00:20] <jestuh> there was one guy everyone wanted to 'take care of' at poker
[00:20] <Zera> heh
[00:20] <jestuh> but i ended up raping him so it was all good
[00:20] <jestuh> :D
[00:20] <Zera> did you use protection?
[00:20] <Zera> they can trace you otherwise
[00:21] <|silicon> If I didn't like the person sitting next to me at black jack
[00:21] <jestuh> i just burned the corpse
[00:21] <|silicon> I would hit on anything
[00:21] <|silicon> to take their card
[00:21] <jestuh> hahaha
[00:21] <|silicon> :)
[00:21] <jestuh> bj people get crazy about that too
[00:21] <|silicon> ya
[00:21] <|silicon> I hate people like that
[00:21] <|silicon> I have a fucking system
[00:21] <|silicon> you don't like it
[00:21] <|silicon> you can fuck off
[00:21] <jestuh> haha see you're one of em!
[00:22] <jestuh> at poker i just keep switching up my style till it works
[00:22] <|silicon> I was up like $50
[00:22] <jestuh> i was getting raped at the beginning
[00:22] <jestuh> all new guys tonight
[00:22] <jestuh> and all semi-pro card sharked
[00:22] <|silicon> and this chick is telling me what not to hit on
[00:22] <jestuh> sharks*
[00:22] <jestuh> haha
[00:22] <|silicon> and I ignore her and keep winning
[00:22] <sxh> haha
[00:22] <|silicon> then after awhile
[00:23] <|silicon> I am 'taking' her cards
[00:23] <jestuh> you hit up gary?
[00:23] <sxh> man, you card freaks are easy to fool most of the time
[00:23] <sxh> card counters are usually so caught up in counting
[00:23] <|silicon> and she's gonna call the manager and shit
[00:23] <sxh> you can hit and pass
[00:23] <jestuh> rofl she called the pit boss on you?!
[00:23] <sxh> or attempt to leave a dealer card uncovered
[00:23] <|silicon> ya
[00:23] <jestuh> ROFL
[00:23] <sxh> so that they don't fucking know what went on
[00:23] <|silicon> I am winning she's not
[00:23] <jestuh> what did he say?
[00:24] <|silicon> told her to leave
[00:24] <jestuh> bahaha
[00:24] <|silicon> find another table
[00:24] <jestuh> she flip out?
[00:24] <|silicon> ya
[00:24] <jestuh> awesome
[00:24] <jestuh> snow you hit the casinos?
[00:24] <|silicon> my system is simple
[00:25] <|silicon> if the dealer has a card showing better then your card hidden
[00:25] <|silicon> you hit
[00:25] <sxh> i deal money games during the week
[00:25] <sxh> of poker and blackjack
[00:25] <jestuh> for campus monkeys?
[00:25] <sxh> yeah
[00:25] <jestuh> ko0
[00:25] <sxh> i don't run the offbeat table
[00:25] <sxh> but i deal
[00:26] <sxh> don't really make a big profit
[00:26] <jestuh> wait sili aren't both of yours showing?
[00:26] <|silicon> not where I played
[00:26] <jestuh> ah you don't play at all?
[00:26] <jestuh> ah ok
[00:26] <|silicon> your delt one card up and one card down
[00:26] <|silicon> so is the dealer
[00:27] <|silicon> he had a little thingee that checked him for a BJ
[00:27] <|silicon> then he flipped over your card for you
[00:28] <Twin`> holy snap, i found a album cataloging system that isn't complete ass
[00:28] <Twin`> there is a god
[00:28] <Zera> he's just really sleepy right now
[00:28] <fen1x> oh?
[00:28] <fen1x> what's it?
[00:29] <Twin`> it's called orangecd or something
[00:29] <Twin`> did a pretty good job importing most of my stuff too
[00:29] <fen1x> hmm cool
[00:29] <fen1x> hmm i need something like that
[00:30] <fen1x> my music dir is a mess
[00:30] <fen1x> i'm asuming it can be used for mass renaming of mp3s and such
[00:30] <Twin`> negative
[00:31] <Zera> no one just puts music into different folders anymore?
[00:31] <Twin`> tag&rename is for that
[00:31] <fen1x> oh
[00:31] <Twin`> zera: i do
[00:31] <fen1x> and that's free? heh
[00:31] <Twin`> yes
[00:31] <Twin`> yes it is actually
[00:31] <fen1x> that's more what i need
[00:31] <Twin`> but, i need a html report
[00:31] <fen1x> ah
[00:32] <fen1x> hmm well time to jet
[00:32] <fen1x> thanks for the info
[00:44] <jestuh> silicon everywhere i've played always has both up
[00:44] <jestuh> so dealer knows who won and shit
[00:44] <jestuh> you can't touch the cards at bj tables from my experience
[00:44] <jestuh> if you try the dealer yells at you
[00:45] <jestuh> and sometimes slaps your hand
[00:45] <jestuh> ;[
[01:04] <Teepo_> OMG.i just saw the lemonparty picture
[01:04] <Teepo_> i can't get the image outta my retinas.. i think its burned in
[01:04] <Zera> hmm, did you get the name Teepo from BoF3?
[01:04] <Teepo_> yeah
[01:04] <Zera> fucking brilliant game
[01:05] <Teepo_> this dude i never met before til a few weeks ago.. his name is myria.. he IM
[01:05] <Zera> heh
[01:05] <Zera> anyway, food time for me, be back in a bit
[01:05] <Teepo_> k
[01:12] <jestuh> fuck i'm beat
[01:12] <jestuh> passing out
[01:14] <|silicon> later
[01:15] <TMH_> return str((remaining / capacity) * 100) + "%"
[01:15] <TMH_> that should give me my battery percentage correctly right?
[01:17] <Teepo> here we go.. i'm a Cluster B narcissist
[01:17] * krazor is now known as krazor[zZ
[01:17] <Zera> back
[01:18] <Teepo> is it a good thing to be a narcissist?
[01:20] <Zera> dunno
[01:20] <Zera> isnt that what a 'nark' is?
[01:20] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[01:21] <DigDug> Teepo: usually no, it isn't
[01:21] <DigDug> and no, Zera, a nark is a totally different concept
[01:21] <Zera> oh
[01:24] <Teepo> yeah.. i pretty much figured out what i am now
[01:24] <Teepo> narcissist cluster b with repressed depression.. FUN!
[01:24] <Teepo> i'm as FUCKED up as everyone says i am
[01:24] <Zera> kick their asses
[01:26] <Teepo> wait a minute.. how can you have repressed depression
[01:26] <Teepo> THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
[01:26] <Zera> thats just how fucked up you are
[01:26] <Teepo> the two are opposite of each toher.. narcissist means you think highly of you
[01:26] <Teepo> depression means you hate yourself
[01:26] <Zera> hmm
[01:26] <Teepo> dude this test is fucked up
[01:26] <Zera> depression is a bit different that that
[01:26] <Teepo> stupid fucking thing
[01:26] <Zera> than that*
[01:26] <Teepo> fuck you
[01:26] <Teepo> (not you the test)
[01:27] <Zera> yeh i know
[01:27] <Teepo> so what is repressed depression
[01:28] <Teepo> and how does that lead to narcissism
[01:28] <Zera> depression that you arent expressing
[01:28] <Zera> and you are narcisstic to cover it up
[01:28] <Teepo> i dont talk about my feelings to anyone
[01:28] <Teepo> can't depend on anyone but yourself
[01:29] <Zera> depends really...
[01:30] <Teepo> how so?
[01:31] <Zera> just depends on what kind of friends you keep
[01:32] <Teepo> i keep my friends list in real life VERY VERY SHORT
[01:32] <Teepo> like i have only 2-3 people that i call a friend
[01:33] <Zera> when depression gets too bad though, you usually end up telling just about any
[01:33] <Zera> you call them friend for a reason though
[01:33] <Teepo> i used to have alot of friends. then over the summer.. i think i kinda snappe
[01:33] <Zera> heh
[01:33] <Teepo> when i started hanging out with my friends again,i found them to be VERY VERY
[01:33] <Teepo> so i ditched them
[01:34] <Zera> i know that feeling
[01:34] <Teepo> only like 3 of them weren't annoying
[01:35] <Teepo> so what the fuck is wrong with me anyway.. i dont trust this test
[01:35] <Teepo> its fucked up
[01:35] <Teepo> giving me mental disorders that the opposite of each other
[01:36] <D1> repressed depression isn't a diagnosis
[01:36] <Teepo> well according to this thing(dont ask for link. i x'd it out already)
[01:36] <Teepo> narcissitic Clust B with repressed depression
[01:36] <Teepo> wtf does that mean
[01:37] <Teepo> first time i did it. said i was schizoid(but thats cuz i lied like more than
[01:37] <D1> it means nothing
[01:37] <Zera> narcissitic to cover up depression that youre repressing?
[01:37] <D1> its FAKE
[01:38] <Teepo> yeah fuck it.. he's right
[01:38] <Teepo> its fake
[01:38] <Teepo> a real test would tell me i am just fine
[01:38] <Teepo> and end it with "You are a GOD"
[01:39] <Zera> heh, i had one test tell me to "seek immediate aid"
[01:39] <Zera> "call 911"
[01:39] <Teepo> hrm wait a minute
[01:39] <Teepo> gotta go check something
[01:39] <D1> if you're seeking assesment from the internet, you really need help.
[01:39] <Teepo> my friend watched evangelion with me awhile back.. that psychological anime..
[01:40] <Teepo> he told me i was the male form of asuka
[01:40] <Teepo> www.wikipedia.com
[01:40] <Teepo> (too lazy to type it in the address bar.. easier to double click it)
[01:40] <Teepo> OH SON OF A BITCH
[01:40] <Teepo> mother fucker
[01:40] <Teepo> Shinji, Rei, and Asuka are respective archetypes of three personality disorde
[01:41] <Teepo> that test was fucking half right
[01:42] <D1> the only thing you need to be tested for is mental retardation if you take any "
[01:43] <Teepo> no.. i'm mentally retarded that wikipedia is the first place i went to to fin
[01:43] <Teepo> lol
[01:44] <D1> take a 500 question objective personality test and call me in the morning.
[01:44] <Teepo> dude.. the school psychologist told me that one time
[01:44] <Teepo> lol
[01:44] <finn_> "school psychologist" hah
[01:45] <finn_> sounds fun, I wish we had one
[01:45] <Teepo> you dont
[01:45] <Teepo> they make you feel sooo inferior
[01:45] <Teepo> i hated that shit
[01:47] <Twin`> teepo: hope you are fond of asuka :/
[01:48] <Teepo> hm?
[01:48] <Teepo> what?
[01:48] <Twin`> cause that's all you're gonna think about when you watch evangelion from now
[01:48] <Teepo> probably not
[01:48] <Twin`> nah, you'll see.
[01:48] <Teepo> i've thought about boning her if she was real
[01:49] <Twin`> i'd hit it, but now you're directly comparable to her, reguardless of sex.
[01:49] <Teepo> why. cuz an internet test told me i got the same shit as her?
[01:49] <Teepo> and a buddy of mine told me i was the male version of her
[01:49] <Teepo> what the fuck does that internet test know anyway
[01:49] <Teepo> as D1 said.. its fake.. its probably just coincidence
[01:51] <DigDug> .link http://www.artlebedev.ru/portfolio/metrovagon/ moscow metro to introdu
[01:51] <poopy> DigDug - http://www.artlebedev.ru/portfolio/metrovagon/ - moscow metro to int
[01:52] <Twin`> i wish someone would release a crack for flashfxp that actually works
[01:54] <Twin`> and with that
[01:54] <Twin`> i am going to bed
[01:54] <Twin`> been doing this music shit for like 2 hours now
[01:55] <Twin`> on a side note
[01:55] <Twin`> i like how those trains have perfectly flat sides
[01:55] <Twin`> it'll make it easier for people to spray graffiti on them :/
[02:11] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.scienceteecher.com/unit_circle.htm Who the hell would wear a s
[02:12] <Sohcahtoa> calc e
[02:12] <pinkboa> - e = 2.71828183
[02:12] <Sohcahtoa> calc pi
[02:12] <pinkboa> - pi = 3.1415926
[02:12] <Sohcahtoa> calc (pi^4 + pi^5)^(1/6)
[02:12] <pinkboa> - ((pi^4) + (pi^5))^(1 / 6) = 2.71828181
[02:12] <Sohcahtoa> Have your pi and e it too!
[02:22] <Twinge-> Haha, yeah, that would be a rather odd shirt to wear... Sublimated too, no
[02:32] <Sohcahtoa> http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=479
[02:32] <Sohcahtoa> Dude...that is bad-ass
[02:33] <Sohcahtoa> My grandpa used to hunt deer...I gotta find a way to show that to him.
[02:42] <Zera> i have some minor theories that Baaed- is a bot
[02:43] <majicks> yueah he got me too
[02:43] <majicks> lol
[02:43] <Zera> asked me if i played poker and then sent me a site despite my asking what kind
[02:43] <majicks> i said yes
[02:43] <majicks> lol
[02:43] <Zera> i said "occasionally...what kind?"
[02:43] <Zera> and yeh, site
[02:43] <majicks> lol
[02:44] <Zera> good work peoples
[02:54] <hermes> ahahha that hunter got spanked!
[02:54] <Zera> whatdja do?
[02:56] * daze_ is now known as daze
[02:57] <Tordek> hello
[02:58] <Zera> hi
[03:04] <Rjx> The journal Nature will be publishing a report on an African catfish that hunts
[03:05] <Rjx> new realms of fear
[03:07] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/halloffame/flash%20photography.jpg
[03:08] <r3in> w t4t1v5
[03:08] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "t4t1v5"
[03:09] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[03:09] <pinkboa> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 3:00 AM MDT on April
[03:09] <Zera> what bots dont we have here -_-
[03:10] <r3in> def
[03:10] * r3in is going to be mr.r3in soon =(
[03:11] <Zera> why that bad?
[03:11] <Zera> whys*
[03:11] <r3in> well, i cant see any reason it would be good
[03:11] <Zera> well whats it actually mean?
[03:12] <r3in> im getting married in two months?
[03:12] <Zera> oh
[03:12] <Zera> free sex
[03:13] <tHM> *no sex
[03:13] <Zera> yeh that
[03:13] <r3in> thm gots it down
[03:14] <Rjx> make sure you get a prenup
[03:14] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/halloffame/Don't%20touch%20the%20girls.gif
[03:15] <r3in> haha
[03:15] <r3in> thats a nice gif
[03:24] <r3in> <j4d0> i dont belive you getting married, let alone that you have a GF ,
[03:29] <Tordek> good "night" all
[03:31] <r3in> later
[03:37] <finn_> the file you're after was burned down during the LA riots. or maybe it was t
[03:38] <r3in> 404?
[03:39] <Jimmothi> you and me baby aint nothing but mammels so lets do it like they do on the
[03:40] * hermes rapes Jimmothi
[03:41] <Jimmothi> you cant rape me
[03:41] <hermes> .. you presented. i took action.
[03:41] <Twin`> .link http://www.captainplanetfdn.org Captain Planet making a comeback?!
[03:41] <poopy> Twin` - http://www.captainplanetfdn.org - Captain Planet making a comeback?!
[03:41] <Jimmothi> i have an asshole of steel, with teeth that can chew through that party sa
[03:41] <hermes> your making me hot. i like the pain.
[03:42] <r3in> wow
[03:42] <r3in> i havent seen that captian planet guy in years
[03:46] <Zera> calc 26^15*10^15
[03:46] <pinkboa> - (26^15) * (10^15) = 1.67725934 × 10<sup>36</sup>
[03:49] <Zera> calc 26^15
[03:49] <pinkboa> - 26^15 = 1.67725934 × 10<sup>21</sup>
[03:50] <tHM> sup
[03:50] <Zera> what do the sup /sup things mean anyway?
[03:50] <tHM> superscript
[03:51] <tHM> that's 1.67725934 x10^21
[03:51] <Zera> ah
[03:54] <Zera> see was trying to work out how many combinations come from a 15 letter alpha n
[03:55] <Zera> calc 10^36
[03:55] <pinkboa> - 10^36 = 1.0 × 10<sup>36</sup>
[03:55] <Zera> lol
[03:55] <Zera> figured
[03:58] <RMD> ok, that ain't right
[04:05] * Tubbee- is now known as Tubbee
[04:10] <r3in> fuck easter
[04:10] <r3in> i wish he would of stayed dead
[04:10] <r3in> then atleast we would be spared another comercialized pos holiday
[04:15] <RMD> we don't get ramadan off, do we
[04:16] <RMD> or rosh hashanah
[04:16] <Rjx> if you lived in dubai you'd get days off for eid
[04:16] <RMD> well the thing is dubai is in an arab nation, mostly muslims
[04:16] <Rjx> yes, precisely my point
[04:16] <RMD> not too many non-muslims there
[04:16] <RMD> in america, there's everything
[04:17] <RMD> why should qwe be forced to observe christian holidays
[04:17] <Rjx> well, _lots_ of non-muslims there
[04:17] <Rjx> you don't want free holidays?
[04:17] <Rjx> all you have to do is make up your own occasion
[04:17] <Rjx> celebrate the birth of fonzie
[04:17] <Jimmothi> that always bothered me at school
[04:17] <Rjx> same day as easter
[04:17] <RMD> when christianity is clearly the religion of choice for all assholes, bastards,
[04:17] <Rjx> i don't know about that
[04:18] <Jimmothi> muslims got christmas and stuff because there werent enough teachers, but
[04:18] <Serena[T]> oh, i'm not getting into that one
[04:19] <Rjx> at christmas you could celebrate the festival of bill cosby
[04:19] <Jimmothi> i think friends and family would call you insane
[04:19] <Jimmothi> happy bill cosby day!
[04:19] <Rjx> wouldn't really make a difference in my case
[04:19] <Jimmothi> "wtf!?"
[04:19] <Jimmothi> also true
[04:19] <Rjx> easter could be nintendo weekend
[04:20] <r3in> hmm
[04:20] <r3in> thats a good way to spend it
[04:20] <Rjx> everyone wear mushroom hats
[04:20] <Jimmothi> id get bored as shit
[04:20] <Jimmothi> mushro0om hats i could do
[04:20] <r3in> happy nintendo weekends everyone
[04:20] <Rjx> give each other gifts
[04:21] <Jimmothi> id have no shame in wearning it out
[04:21] <Rjx> with question marks on the box
[04:21] <Jimmothi> haha
[04:21] <r3in> ill make the army of bomboms
[04:22] <Serena[T]> did you hear about those kids who put up mario style questionmark blocks
[04:22] <Rjx> aye
[04:22] <Rjx> thankfully they didn't get charged
[04:22] <Serena[T]> true
[04:22] <r3in> wtf
[04:22] <r3in> why would the bomb squad get called in?
[04:22] <Serena[T]> it just begs the question of why the town thought the Riddle was attackin
[04:23] <r3in> true
[04:23] <Rjx> obviously terrorists immitate mario
[04:23] <Serena[T]> bahaha
[04:23] <r3in> mabye mario has been really bored lately
[04:23] <Rjx> you haven't seen the propaganda videos with osama jumping on western diplomats?
[04:23] <Rjx> 100 points
[04:24] <Jimmothi> haha
[04:24] <r3in> hmm
[04:24] <r3in> that sounds like a decent game
[04:24] <r3in> but i know that if someone wrote and distributed it
[04:24] <Rjx> you can jump down the oil pipes
[04:24] <r3in> they would be arrested
[04:25] <Jimmothi> why would they be arrested?
[04:25] <r3in> because free speech is a lie
[04:25] <r3in> and satire is unnaceptable
[04:25] <Jimmothi> thatd mean all those stupid punch osama flash creators should be arrested
[04:26] <Jimmothi> oh fuck you sock
[04:26] <Jimmothi> my sock just ripped
[04:26] <Jimmothi> still gonna wear it
[04:26] <r3in> no, from the sounds of the game, it was making the westerners look like idoits
[04:26] <r3in> idiots
[04:26] <r3in> which btw they are
[04:26] <Jimmothi> so? we have a sense of humour
[04:27] <r3in> on some things
[04:27] <Rjx> i don't
[04:27] <r3in> it would be unthinkable to make a game, 'fly an airplane into the twin towers'
[04:27] <Rjx> microsoft flight simulator 2001
[04:27] <r3in> though for some reason, msn released a patch for flight sims
[04:27] <r3in> to take them out
[04:27] <Rjx> because they weren't there anymore
[04:28] <r3in> think thats it?
[04:28] <r3in> why not just wait until the next release?
[04:28] <Rjx> could be a jewish conspiracy
[04:29] <r3in> i should of thought of that before
[04:29] <r3in> the zionists hired the taliban to declare war on america
[04:33] <Zera> calc 4^5
[04:33] <pinkboa> - 4^5 = 1024
[04:33] <Zera> calc 5^4
[04:33] <pinkboa> - 5^4 = 625
[04:33] <Zera> hmm makes snese
[04:33] <Zera> sense
[04:34] <Rjx> if you're still thinking about the password thing
[04:34] <Rjx> url rainbow crack
[04:34] <pinkboa> - "rainbow crack": http://www.antsight.com/zsl/rainbowcrack/
[04:34] <Rjx> have a look
[04:35] <r3in> your own?
[04:35] <Zera> was just wondering and stuff about it, seeing how many combinations for alphan
[04:35] <Zera> then we get informed it could contain symbols as well
[04:35] <Zera> so thats an extra 10^x
[04:35] <Rjx> that's a project some folks have been working on to build tables for cracking h
[04:41] <Zera> calc 26^8*26^8*10^8*10^8
[04:41] <pinkboa> - (26^8) * (26^8) * (10^8) * (10^8) = 4.36087429 × 10<sup>38<
[04:41] <Zera> calc 26^11*26^11*10^11*10^11
[04:41] <pinkboa> - (26^11) * (26^11) * (10^11) * (10^11) = 1.34714287 × 10<sup>53
[04:42] <Zera> no ones guessing either of those any time soon
[04:44] <Serena[T]> so, is it so bad if i want to smack everyone who uses impact as a verb in
[04:44] <Rjx> example?
[04:44] <Zera> yeh example
[04:45] <Serena[T]> "the storms will impact northern Missouri"
[04:45] <Zera> haha
[04:45] <Zera> shouldnt there be an 'on' in there or something?
[04:45] <RMD> not really
[04:45] <hermes> I think your letting it impact you too much.
[04:46] <Serena[T]> i'll impact you upside the head, lol
[04:46] <Zera> this is having too much of an impact on you
[04:46] <anthill> i could not come up with anything dumber to talk about if i tried
[04:46] <RMD> CHARLIE MURPHY! *punch*
[04:46] <Rjx> did you lose the employees must wash hands domain?
[04:49] <RMD> is that like the luck domain or the glory domain?
[04:49] <Zera> both useful domains
[04:51] <RMD> i'd rather have healing and strength domains
[04:51] <Zera> depends on the build
[04:52] <RMD> +1 to all healing spells, as well as the whole bump to str equal to clr lvl for
[04:52] <RMD> useful for breaking shit
[04:52] <RMD> worthless for combat tho
[04:52] <Zera> 1 round? thats still 1 round of +hideous STR
[04:52] <Zera> combined with Divine Might/Power
[04:53] <RMD> you play Living Greyhawk?
[04:53] <Zera> nay
[04:53] <Zera> havent played any DND for months now
[04:53] <Zera> going into withdrawl
[04:53] <RMD> shit
[04:53] <RMD> where do you live? i could direct you to the proper authorities
[04:54] <Zera> australia
[04:54] <Zera> north brissy
[04:55] <RMD> hm
[04:56] <RMD> you are in Perrenland!
[04:56] <Zera> perrenland?
[04:57] <RMD> yea
[04:57] <RMD> see, the game of Living Greyhawk
[04:57] <RMD> a worldwide D&D game, basically
[04:57] <RMD> divides the world into the regions int he world of the game
[04:57] <Zera> thats awesome
[04:57] <RMD> you are in Perrenland
[04:57] <RMD> since you are in AUS/NZ
[04:58] <RMD> since i'm in the American state of Arizona, i'm in Nyrond
[04:58] <Zera> well i dont remember much of my greyhawk
[04:58] <Zera> havnet played it since 1ed/2ed
[04:58] <RMD> it's thge same world
[04:58] <RMD> just aged
[04:58] <RMD> lots of cool shit
[04:58] <Rjx> what's england
[04:58] <RMD> UK & Ireland is Onnwal
[04:59] <RMD> France is Ekbir
[04:59] <Zera> have to find out more about this, i got wizards to build
[04:59] <ducklord> norway?
[04:59] <RMD> Naerie
[04:59] <Rjx> the wilderness
[04:59] <RMD> zera: it's AWESOME
[04:59] <Rjx> oh
[04:59] <RMD> imagine a game of D&D
[04:59] <ducklord> talking about your moms crotch, Rjx?
[04:59] <RMD> where your character can be played anywhere in the world
[04:59] <ducklord> oh zing lol
[04:59] <RMD> there's metric shitloads of other players
[04:59] <RMD> and
[04:59] <Rjx> ;[
[04:59] <RMD> AND
[04:59] <RMD> every game of D&D is a new episode
[05:00] <RMD> instead of like eight weeks of constant dungeon
[05:00] <RMD> every adventure is an episode, with a solid beginning, middle,a nd end
[05:00] <RMD> not like a looooooooong drawn out thing that you start and stop every week
[05:00] <ducklord> im hungover
[05:00] <RMD> and your character can be played anywhere int he world at any greyhawk table, a
[05:00] <ducklord> it's hard to see when Rjx says something because of all the RMD talk
[05:01] <Zera> thats pretty kewl
[05:01] <RMD> yeah
[05:01] <Zera> cos i got a nasty build for Wizards...
[05:01] <RMD> Zera: http://perrenland.lythia.com/
[05:01] <RMD> that's the homepage for your region
[05:01] <Zera> Collegiate Wizard feat + Elven wizard spell substitution level = 5 spells/leve
[05:01] <Zera> instead of 2
[05:01] <Rjx> build for wizards?
[05:02] <ducklord> talking about your moms crotch, Rjx?
[05:02] <ducklord> oh zing
[05:02] <RMD> zera: there's limits and rules in LG, by the way
[05:02] <Rjx> i found my signmund freud action figure
[05:02] <Zera> i knew there would be
[05:02] <RMD> Rjx: http://www.onnwal.org.uk/ is your region's page
[05:02] <Zera> Collegiate Wizard is an rp feat
[05:02] <Zera> and Elven Wizard Spell Sub level is from Races of the Wild
[05:02] <RMD> oh
[05:02] <Rjx> are you guys speaking english
[05:03] <Zera> we're speaking DND
[05:03] <RMD> yeah
[05:03] <RMD> you kinda have to spend the skill points for that
[05:03] <Zera> heh
[05:03] <Zera> 2sp for DND talk
[05:03] <Zera> or 1sp for Speak Language skill users
[05:04] <RMD> ducklord: http://www.thesplinteredsun.info/naerie/ is your region's page
[05:04] <ducklord> language skillz to pay the billz
[05:04] <RMD> right now i've got four LG characters
[05:05] <RMD> Rgr6/Ftr2/OBI1, a Mnk2, Sws2, and Bbn1
[05:05] <Zera> heh nice
[05:05] <RMD> the highest-level is an archer-type
[05:05] <Zera> thats Order of the Bow Initiate right?
[05:05] <RMD> aye
[05:05] <Zera> haha
[05:05] <RMD> if you
[05:05] <Zera> such a nasty class
[05:06] <RMD> aren't gonna go the full 10 levels of OBI, then stop at 1
[05:06] <RMD> for Ranged Precision
[05:07] <RMD> feats: Point Blank Shot, Precise Shot, Rapid Shot, Manyshot, Improved Rapid Sho
[05:08] <Zera> whats your cohort? and do you have followers?
[05:08] <RMD> no followers yet
[05:08] <RMD> my cohort died too, i have to make a new one
[05:08] <Zera> hehe
[05:08] <Zera> cohorts are generally a big weak for active play...
[05:08] <Zera> ive used them for carrying stuff sometimes
[05:08] <RMD> not a Clr5
[05:08] <RMD> Healers = win
[05:09] <Zera> heh
[05:09] <Zera> well yeh
[05:09] <RMD> well
[05:09] <Zera> Wand of Cure Light is the best
[05:09] <RMD> when i get my score bumps to leadership
[05:09] <RMD> in about four months real-time
[05:09] <RMD> my cohort will be a Clr3/Fav4
[05:09] <RMD> healing machine
[05:09] <Zera> favoured soul?
[05:09] <RMD> yup
[05:09] <Zera> haha
[05:09] <Zera> had a look at that class
[05:10] <Zera> tis nasty
[05:10] <RMD> it's a divine sorcerer
[05:10] <Zera> yeh i had a gestalt sorc/fav before
[05:10] <ducklord> no offense
[05:11] <ducklord> but I would rather hit myself in the crotch until I passed out than gettin
[05:11] <Zera> worldwide dnd is interesting, i just wanna know if my dm could run it
[05:11] <RMD> zera: well, there's a lot of admin stuff
[05:11] <RMD> rules and regulations
[05:11] <RMD> http://www.rpga.com
[05:12] <Zera> "Clr 3/Wiz 3/Mystic Theurge 9" <--- hahaha
[05:12] <Zera> whoa 18 druid...hate to fight that guy...
[05:13] <Zera> "Ftr 1/Rgr 4/Bbn 1/Sct 1/Horizon Walker 1/Wildrunner 1/Holy Liberator 1" <-
[05:14] <ducklord> I have a question for you english speakers
[05:14] <ducklord> do you ever use the word "nachspiel"?
[05:14] <Serena[T]> no
[05:14] <Zera> dont even know what it means
[05:14] <ducklord> ok
[05:14] <ducklord> I find that odd
[05:14] <ducklord> I always thought you did
[05:15] <ducklord> nachspiel = afterparty
[05:15] <Zera> we just say afterparty
[05:15] <ducklord> and vorspiel
[05:15] <ducklord> affirmative
[05:16] <RMD> while it seems like many native english speakers would be inclined to use lots
[05:16] <RMD> truth is, many native english speakers are dumb as hell and can abrely pronounc
[05:16] <Zera> heh
[05:17] <RMD> http://www.pbfcomics.com/temporary/PBF005ADNoSurvivors.html
[05:17] <RMD> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[05:17] <Rjx> yeah, pbf is good
[05:22] <Zera> hah, tasteful
[05:22] <TMH_> !old
[05:22] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[05:23] <TMH_> hey
[05:23] <TMH_> the other day
[05:23] <TMH_> my dentist gave me a filling because I'm british
[05:23] <TMH_> and I was explaining this to my friends
[05:23] <TMH_> and they kept saying
[05:23] <TMH_> "FILLINGS HURT SO FUCKING MUCH OMG I DONT LET MY DENTIST TOUCH ME WITHOUT GIVI
[05:24] <TMH_> and so on
[05:24] <TMH_> when I explained that I hardly felt anything at all
[05:24] <TMH_> they didn't believe me
[05:24] <TMH_> did he do the filling right
[05:24] <TMH_> or am I just that manly
[05:26] <Jimmothi> im more bothered by the fact i might randomly get selected to have a filli
[05:26] <Jimmothi> thats pretty mean
[05:27] <Jimmothi> " hey you! *swoosh of net* youre having a filling!"
[05:34] <TMH_> haha
[05:34] <TMH_> hey
[05:34] <TMH_> Hollywood is definitely interested in distributing its movies over the net. Ki
[05:34] <TMH_> I love how bbc news lags like four years behind technology developments
[05:36] <ducklord> uhm, yes, quite
[05:36] <ducklord> ripping good laugh
[05:39] <RMD> i think i shat myself
[05:40] <Jimmothi> maybe the snickers in your pocket melted
[05:41] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/pain.jpg
[05:41] <Rjx> that's not _the_ pain.jpg
[05:41] <Rjx> it's a guy being crucified
[05:43] <Kurin> You're three days late
[05:44] <Jimmothi> with real nails
[05:44] <Jimmothi> nice
[05:45] <Jimmothi> nowadays youd think wed use that no nails glue or duct tape or something
[05:45] <Jimmothi> infact thatd make a pretty funny no nails glue advert
[05:45] <Jimmothi> rather than that sat on a chair thats glued halfway up the wall
[05:45] <Jimmothi> just jesus glued to a cross
[05:45] <RMD> ok
[05:45] <RMD> so jesus died on good friday
[05:45] <RMD> according to the evil bastard Catholics
[05:45] <RMD> and rose from the grave three days later
[05:46] <RMD> on Easter Sunday
[05:46] <Rjx> yeah
[05:46] <RMD> has it occured to anyone that Sunday is TWO days after Friday?
[05:46] <RMD> fucking Catholics
[05:46] <Rjx> jesus is the first "historical" evidence of a zombie
[05:47] <Jimmothi> the idea as having jesus as the ultimate end boss at the end of all reside
[05:47] <Kurin> Wow, you're right! No one's ever noticed that before!
[05:47] <Jimmothi> http://ihb.sensurround.net/Art/melodyflat.jpg
[06:21] <Thero> either way
[06:21] <Thero> i still think its kind of sick that we celebrate his death and the day he bec
[06:21] <Thero> "yay he died! no school"
[06:21] <Thero> "Yay he's a zombie! FREE CANDY!"
[06:23] <Jimmothi> no school?
[06:23] <Jimmothi> you realise it always falls on a sunday right
[06:23] <Jimmothi> not everywhere have good friday off
[06:23] <Thero> He died on good friday....
[06:23] <Thero> Yeah i know
[06:23] <Thero> but everyone at school went to church
[06:23] <Thero> except me and an islamic girl named Alia.
[06:23] <Thero> literally we were the only two there other than teachers
[06:23] <Thero> and the principle wouldnt let us leave wtf?
[06:35] * RMD is now known as rmd|sleep
[06:49] <Thero> In Norway, in addition to skiing in the mountains and painting eggs for decor
[06:49] <Thero> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter#Scandinavia
[06:52] <ducklord> I solved one today
[06:52] <ducklord> it was on the back of the milk
[06:55] <Serena[T]> !cc br
[06:55] <pinkboa> br: Brazil
[06:56] <Thero> wtf
[06:56] <Thero> you're norwegian?
[06:56] <Thuryn> !cc tf
[06:56] <pinkboa> tf: French Southern Territories
[06:56] <Thuryn> i should register omgw.tf
[06:57] <Rjx> i think josh had a sub of w.tf
[06:57] <Thero> heh
[06:57] <Thero> www.omgbbqw.tf
[06:57] <Serena[T]> there should be a wtf tld
[06:57] <Rjx> agreed
[06:58] <Thero> !cc fm
[06:58] <pinkboa> fm: Micronesia
[06:58] <Thero> www.rt.fm
[06:58] <Rjx> !cc .fu
[06:58] <pinkboa> .fu: None
[06:58] <Serena[T]> !cc fm
[06:58] <pinkboa> fm: Micronesia
[06:58] <Serena[T]> !cc tv
[06:58] <Rjx> stfu.the.ro
[06:58] <pinkboa> tv: Tuvalu
[06:58] <Thero> !cc it
[06:58] <pinkboa> it: Italy
[06:59] <Thero> sh.it
[06:59] <wind> woo for 15 min jog
[06:59] <Thero> !cc got
[06:59] <pinkboa> got: None
[06:59] <Thero> err
[06:59] <Serena[T]> wind: you and your jogging are making me feel bad
[07:00] <wind> i need to lose weight :(
[07:00] <Thero> whoa, serena i read bad as fat.
[07:00] <wind> so i pulled out the treadmill from the shed and started running
[07:00] <wind> 30 min yesterday, 15 today
[07:00] <Rjx> i hate jogging
[07:00] <Thuryn> do these sweats make me look fat?
[07:00] <Rjx> and running
[07:00] <Rjx> least enjoyable form of exercise
[07:01] <ducklord> [15:54] <Thero> you're norwegian?
[07:01] <ducklord> yes..?
[07:01] <Thero> oh
[07:01] <Thero> ...
[07:01] <Thero> im so sorry
[07:01] <Serena[T]> i rather walk than run, fast i mean.. running makes my knees unhappy
[07:01] <Thuryn> that reminds me
[07:01] <wind> i run in my underwear :D
[07:01] <Rjx> ;[[[[[
[07:01] <Serena[T]> pictures! we don't need them!
[07:01] <ducklord> your mother'll make it up to me, Thero
[07:01] <Thuryn> i need to see if the sporting goods place is open today
[07:01] <Thuryn> new wheels!
[07:01] <Thuryn> wind, i hope you wear long johns
[07:02] <Thuryn> with the amusing escape hatch in the back
[07:02] <wind> boxers and a tee
[07:02] <Thero> Thuryn: He doesnt have to, his small john isnt affected by heat.
[07:02] <Thero> or cold.
[07:02] <wind> ;[
[07:02] <Serena[T]> i can't help but make bad puns on 'wind' if you're jogging
[07:03] * Thero sets mode: +<3 wind
[07:03] <wind> i use gas power
[07:03] <Thero> ....so wait
[07:03] <Thuryn> heywaitaminit
[07:03] <Thuryn> i thought wind had ops
[07:03] <Thero> if someone broke wind's leg
[07:03] <Thero> would they be breaking wind?
[07:03] <Thero> :D
[07:03] <Thuryn> <rimshot>
[07:03] <Serena[T]> wind's jet propelled?
[07:04] <Thero> :(
[07:05] <wind> time to watch some kung fu
[07:05] <Serena[T]> the legend continues?
[07:05] <wind> original
[07:05] <wind> i saw the pilot
[07:05] <Serena[T]> wow, never saw that one
[07:05] <wind> you can watch it on AOL In2TV
[07:05] <wind> in high quality
[07:05] <wind> for free
[07:05] <wind> :D
[07:05] <Thuryn> that reminds me of the Pulp Fiction dialogue where they talk about pilots
[07:05] <Serena[T]> eh?
[07:06] <Thero> heh
[07:06] <wind> you can watch a lot of old 70's shows for free on AOL In2TV
[07:06] <Thero> love pulp fiction
[07:06] <wind> url aol in2tv
[07:06] <pinkboa> - "aol in2tv": http://television.aol.com/in2tv
[07:06] <Thero> i heard some dude at work last nite
[07:06] <Serena[T]> what is aol in2tv?
[07:06] <wind> look
[07:06] <Thero> "DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO PEE MOTHERFUCKER?"
[07:06] <Thero> and he went into the bathroom
[07:06] <Thuryn> ?
[07:06] <wind> http://television.aol.com/in2tv/full_list_tv
[07:06] <Serena[T]> oh interesting
[07:06] <Serena[T]> thanks wind :)
[07:06] <wind> you can watch full episodes of old 70's shows
[07:06] <Serena[T]> freakazoid!
[07:07] <Thero> wait
[07:07] <Thuryn> i don't remember that part
[07:07] <Thero> aol tv?
[07:07] <wind> like growing pains and hysteria
[07:07] <Thero> wouldnt AOL TV be like...
[07:07] <Thero> underaged and overaged porno?
[07:07] <Serena[T]> aslplz tv?
[07:07] <Thero> and random yelling and toomany commercials?
[07:07] <Thuryn> lol
[07:07] <Thero> "OH YES DADDY" "THATS RIGHT CINDY
[07:07] <Thuryn> like disney channel!
[07:07] <Thuryn> -porn
[07:07] <Thero> "WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO GRANDAUGHTER GRANDFATHER LOVE RIGHT AFTER THIS HOURS
[07:08] <Thero> the whole time they're yelling
[07:08] <Thuryn> lol
[07:08] <Serena[T]> thanks wind - now i have more reason to spend on the computer
[07:08] <Serena[T]> "but i have a whole season of la femme nikita to watch"
[07:09] <Thero> my parents told me that
[07:09] <Thero> if i dont go outside this week
[07:09] <Thero> they're going to install sunlamps in here
[07:09] <Thuryn> this *week*?
[07:09] <Thero> yeah
[07:09] <Thero> its weird
[07:09] <Thero> i walk home every day
[07:09] <Thero> and run every night
[07:09] <Thero> wtf?
[07:09] <Thero> "you spend too much time on the computer"
[07:09] <Thuryn> do they not notice?
[07:09] <Thuryn> take your camera with you when you run next
[07:09] <Thero> apparently not
[07:09] <Thuryn> take some pictures
[07:10] <Thero> "go exercise, you spend too much time up here, do something else"
[07:10] <Serena[T]> ah crap! "You have received this page because you do not have the necessa
[07:10] <Serena[T]> "
[07:10] <Thero> "What do you except me to do"
[07:10] <Thuryn> of anything. the curb, the front of your house, whatever
[07:10] <Thero> "well you can go out to a theme park"
[07:10] <Thero> "IM BROKE"
[07:10] <Thero> i get plenty of exercise
[07:10] <Thero> Sex, Running, Basketball, hell i exercise in my room.
[07:10] <Serena[T]> one arm exercise doesn't count Thadius
[07:10] <Serena[T]> one arm exercise doesn't count Thero
[07:11] <Thuryn> IT DOES TOO
[07:11] <Thero> I never talked about one armed exercises.
[07:11] <Thero> TALKING ABOUT MY GF
[07:11] <Thuryn> you just have to switch arms
[07:11] <Thuryn> and do a coupla hundred thousand "reps" ;)
[07:11] <Thero> man i remember back in middle school my arm was noticebly bigger than the oth
[07:11] <Thero> thats how i learned how to swithch hands.
[07:11] <Thero> that and i broke one of them....so yeah.
[07:11] <Rjx> he's talking about his geforce
[07:11] <Serena[T]> you two scared the bot off
[07:11] <Rjx> i think it's pretty clear
[07:11] <Thuryn> lol
[07:12] <wind> my arm veins pop out like crazy when i run
[07:12] <Thero> ;[ rjx we all know sara is just clever programming
[07:12] <Thero> Wind: We arnt talking about running :D
[07:12] <Thuryn> wind, why?
[07:12] <wind> i'm just saying
[07:12] <wind> i don't know
[07:13] <Rjx> if i had programmed sara, i'm pretty sure i would've included a subroutine to s
[07:13] <Thero> no
[07:13] <Thero> you added that for realism
[07:13] <Thero> but its better than a knee in your crotch
[07:13] <Thero> Drea keeps doing that to me
[07:13] <Thuryn> not by much
[07:13] <Thero> :(
[07:13] <Serena[T]> is that how you got the black eye Rjx ? :(
[07:13] <Thero> haha
[07:13] <Serena[T]> where is sara? i haven't seen her in days!
[07:14] <Thero> "I got beat up in her sleep"
[07:14] <Rjx> when i programmed your mother, i used strcpy instead of strncpy
[07:14] <Thero> "In her dream?"
[07:14] <Thero> "No, she kicked my ass"
[07:14] <Rjx> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[07:14] <Thero> Rjx: I have no clue what that means.
[07:14] <Rjx> means she gets exploited often
[07:14] <Thero> she's polish
[07:14] <Thero> so no shit
[07:15] <Thero> ug
[07:15] <Thero> i have like
[07:15] <Thero> 15 minutes before i go
[07:15] <Thero> to work
[07:16] <Thero> the only thing i have on is this sock
[07:17] <Thuryn> Rjx, and then you overflowed her buffer?
[07:17] <Thuryn> <rimshot>
[07:17] <Thero> <theshits>Thuryn</theshits>
[07:18] <Thero> <theshits>Thuryn</theshits>
[07:18] <Thero> ,cden5tgb6yhnujm/'[
[07:18] <Thero> }
[07:18] <Thero> I think i need a new chair.
[07:19] <Thuryn> did you just mash your face on the keyboard?
[07:20] <Thero> no
[07:20] <Thero> i was trying to hold on to it for support
[07:20] <Thero> like
[07:20] <Thero> you know
[07:20] <Thero> grabbing for anything as you fall so you dont hit your face
[07:20] <Thero> ...and then i hit my face on my trashcan
[07:20] <Thero> fucking nose bleeding
[07:22] <Thuryn> drip some blood on your underwear
[07:22] <Thuryn> then put it in with the rest of the wash
[07:22] <Thuryn> they'll stop bugging you about going outside
[07:23] <Thero> Thuryn
[07:23] <Thuryn> ?
[07:23] <Thero> I'm going to drive to your town, find a bat, and make sure the goatse man is
[07:23] <Thuryn> <3
[07:24] <Thuryn> i'll bring the lube
[07:24] <Thero> ...
[07:24] <Thero> I HAVE TO GO TO WORK
[07:24] <Thuryn> i'll just have to imagine then
[07:25] <Thuryn> YOU TEASE
[07:25] <Tarkaan> emoticons are an odd think in that way. I'll give you an example:
[07:25] <Tarkaan> Hey Thuryn
[07:26] <Garret> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5568398223565969764&q=blueberry+yum
[07:26] <Tarkaan> I want to rape your sister, skin her alive, and literally wear her ass for
[07:26] <Tarkaan> the :P means I'm kidding.
[07:28] <Tarkaan> what the fuck.. ludacris is so absurd. rap is absurd. those people all n
[07:36] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, i gathered, esp. since i have no sister
[07:37] <t3h-> Damnit.
[07:38] <swight> hahah
[07:38] <swight> Terrorist organizations are posting warnings about using Google Toolbar in j
[07:38] <t3h-> lmao
[07:38] <Thuryn> OMG TERRORISTS ARE USING THE LIBRARIES
[07:38] <t3h-> OMGZORZ
[07:38] <Thuryn> TERRORISTS ARE ATTENDING OUR SCHOOLZ
[07:38] <swight> http://www.webpronews.com/topnews/topnews/wpn-60-20060414TerroristsDontTrust
[07:38] * t3h- is now known as t3h-gr1m
[07:39] <Thuryn> FUNDAMENTALISTS ARE BREATHING OUR AIR
[07:39] <Thuryn> blah
[07:39] <t3h-gr1m> Terrorizmo.
[07:40] <Thuryn> Gran Terrismo
[07:40] <Thuryn> RACE TO NY!
[07:40] <Thuryn> THEN BLOW IT UP
[07:41] <t3h-gr1m> XD
[07:41] <Tarkaan> <Thuryn> Tarkaan, i gathered, esp. since i have no sister
[07:41] <Tarkaan> good, cause I'd rail that bitch
[07:41] <Thuryn> (parental discretions is advised; this product marketing to teens and childr
[07:41] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, me first
[07:41] <Thuryn> that bitch owes me
[07:42] <Thuryn> for a LIFETIME OF PAIN
[07:42] <Tarkaan> if I had a sister, like 4 years younger
[07:42] <Tarkaan> I would have been pimping her out to my friends
[07:42] <Thuryn> your sister would be a slut
[07:42] <Tarkaan> get some of her friends in the stable, fuck them
[07:42] <Tarkaan> I would probably be getting out of juvie about now
[07:42] <Thuryn> she'd be giving us... i mean *them* freebies on the side
[07:42] <Tarkaan> and I'm 27.
[07:43] <redmachin> sleep now
[07:44] <ducklord> can't argue with that
[07:44] * ducklord is now known as sleeping
[07:44] * Thuryn falls asleep on command
[07:46] * t3h-gr1m is now unconscious.
[07:48] <Thuryn> imhotep!
[07:48] <Thuryn> imhotep!
[07:48] <wind> i love being paid to not work today
[07:48] <wind> easter holiday pay woo woo
[07:48] <Rjx> back
[07:49] <Thuryn> silly pagan holidays
[07:49] <Rjx> finally making a dent in these package upgrades
[07:49] <Tarkaan> I got jack shit for working Friday.
[07:50] * redmachin is now known as rmd|sleep
[07:50] <rmd|sleep> sleep bbl
[07:51] <Tarkaan> /nick TarkSheep
[07:51] <Tarkaan> sheep bbl
[07:52] <Rjx> more like 'brb'
[07:52] <Tarkaan> What I didn't understand about The Silence of the Lambs
[07:52] <Rjx> !oh
[07:52] <dekkon> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST MONKEY BALLS
[07:52] <Ifrit> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OHSNAP.YTMND.COM
[07:52] <kiwitoast> SNAP!! BURRRRRNNN
[07:52] <Sohcahtoa> OOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP!!
[07:52] <Tarkaan> don't you want them to SCREEEEAM and SCREEEEAM
[07:55] <Rjx> maybe
[07:55] <Rjx> maybe not
[07:56] <Tarkaan> .url usb or ps2
[07:56] <Tubbee> http://www.pearl.de/p/PE8498-USB-PS-2-Adapter.html
[07:56] <Kurin> I don't know who the first guy was to put peanut butter and jelly together in
[07:57] <Kurin> but he was a genius
[08:01] <technoid_> kurin: there should be some kind of prize for that person, kind like a No
[08:02] <Rjx> nutella prize
[08:08] <Rjx> forgot i did that
[08:08] <Rjx> just mistyped 'ls' as 'lsd'
[08:09] <Rjx> and all the output was multicolored
[08:09] <Rjx> with weird squiggles and wavy lines
[08:10] <Tarkaan> http://itson.ytmnd.com/ <-- lawlz
[08:10] <Thuryn> man, you know what happens when you fall asleep with the local weather stati
[08:11] <Thuryn> you get WEIRD dreams
[08:14] <tony400> Has anyone heard of DarkBiteX?
[08:14] <Rjx> i don't think i have
[08:15] <tony400> Search for DarkBitex on Google...
[08:15] <tony400> look at the websites that he defaced...
[08:15] <tony400> It's crazy :D
[08:16] <tony400> http://tinyurl.com/ze36j
[08:16] <swight> http://zone-h.org/en/defacements/filter/filter_defacer=DarkbiteX/
[08:16] <Rjx> stupid
[08:16] <swight> 30+ pages of defacement
[08:16] <Rjx> yeah
[08:16] <tony400> counter-insult
[08:17] <swight> dude has got some time on his hands
[08:17] <Rjx> well you could easily throw together a vulnerability scanner
[08:17] <Rjx> for fingerprinting non-updated webapps
[08:17] <Rjx> based on version and/or non-removed READMEs in the webroot
[08:17] <jayme> nikto is good
[08:18] <tony400> lol
[08:19] <Rjx> i should throw up a few defacement honeypots
[08:19] <Rjx> see who i can goatse
[08:19] <swight> I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now he eats humble pie) Hey Clinton
[08:20] <swight> ohhh Moxy Fruvous, you silly band you
[08:21] <TMH_> haha
[08:25] <swight> http://www.lyricsdownload.com/moxy-fruvous-king-of-spain-lyrics.html
[08:29] <Tarkaan> what's that horse dick shit about? there are like two ytmnds on the topic
[08:31] <swight> What ARE you talking about?
[08:32] <Tarkaan> http://horsedick.ytmnd.com
[08:32] <swight> Well it seems it had to be done.
[08:32] <Tarkaan> no one is arguing that
[08:34] <Tarkaan> http://notvontrap.ytmnd.com/ <-- but what about this
[08:35] <swight> I like to go out dancing, my baby loves a bunch of authors, we'll be togethe
[08:35] <swight> no idea
[08:37] <Tarkaan> you know what
[08:37] <Tarkaan> fuck this shit
[08:37] <Tarkaan> I wanna go to the fucking moon, man
[08:37] <Tarkaan> jerk off, go flying backwards
[08:38] <Tarkaan> get multiple head injuries while listening to "Jump Around"
[08:39] <Tarkaan> put "Fuck you" on the roof of my house with a big ((_)======8) there so sch
[08:39] <swight> Are you high?
[08:39] <Tarkaan> no
[08:39] <Tarkaan> but I would be if I was on the moon
[08:39] <Tarkaan> the moon is fucking high man
[08:40] <Tarkaan> you don't wanna go to the moon?
[08:40] <swight> I do absolutely, but not cuz I wanna jerk off and go flying or paint a giant
[08:41] <Tarkaan> well I'm just talking in my spare time
[08:41] <swight> Dude I'm a space nut, www.newvoyagenews.com
[08:41] <Tarkaan> I know this
[08:41] <Tarkaan> that was the irony :P
[08:41] <swight> heh
[08:41] <Tarkaan> but you don't just wanna go to the moon
[08:41] <Rjx> i think zero-gravity sex would actually be pretty difficult
[08:42] <Tarkaan> would be just like earth only less gravity and cleaner air and no blacks
[08:42] <swight> The coolest thing I heard lately, is when Virgin Galactic sets up a base in
[08:42] <Tarkaan> anyone who *really* wants to go to the moon, would do fucking stupid shit w
[08:43] <Tarkaan> hrm that would be cool
[08:43] <Tarkaan> I wonder what it looks like from way up there
[08:43] <Rjx> url spacecum.txt
[08:43] <Rjx> url space cum.txt
[08:43] <pinkboa> - "space cum.txt": http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.vie
[08:43] <Tarkaan> DOT
[08:43] <swight> green and glowing
[08:43] <Rjx> i think it might be gone
[08:43] <Rjx> timmo used to have it hosted
[08:43] <Tarkaan> absolutely the first think I would do in zero gravity is jerk it
[08:43] <Tarkaan> *thing
[08:44] <Rjx> why?
[08:44] <Tarkaan> ...
[08:44] <Tarkaan> I've beat off in a lot of places dude
[08:45] <Tarkaan> Michigan, Indiana, Wisconsin, Minnesota..New York, Ohio..I think...yep, Tol
[08:45] <Tarkaan> where else.. Texas of course, and Missouri
[08:45] <Tarkaan> California, Nevada on the Vegas Strip...
[08:45] <Tarkaan> England, Scotland
[08:46] <Tarkaan> Canada! But only ontario.
[08:47] <Tarkaan> Colorado, North Carolina
[08:47] <swight> ok ok we get the idea
[08:51] <Tarkaan> this sounds like my kind of porn, but it's labelled 'docudrama'... "A blac
[08:53] <swight> http://www.cirrusepix.com/epix/animation/skywalkers/film.htm check out "The
[08:57] <Tarkaan> we will all be killed
[09:01] <Tarkaan> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/04/16/wtour16.xml
[09:01] * t3h- is now known as t3h-gr1m
[09:03] <Rjx> we've got this notion that we'd quite like to sail the ocean
[09:03] <Rjx> so we're building a big boat to leave here for good
[09:04] <Rjx> we're not keen on sinking so we're just sitting thinking
[09:04] <Rjx> cause we've built it too big and we've run out of wood
[09:04] <Rjx> eiiiiiiiidle-eidle-eeeeeeeee
[09:04] <Rjx> eiiiiiiiidle-eidle-eeeeeeeee
[09:04] <Rjx> we simply can't leave till we get some more wood
[09:04] <michael`> PURCELL, Okla. (AP) - The body of a 10-year-old girl was found in a plasti
[09:04] <michael`> Her attacker apparently considered doing the same to other victims, a pros
[09:04] <michael`> http://ap.lancasteronline.com/4/girl_slain_oklahoma
[09:05] <michael`> "This appears to have been part of a plan to kidnap a person, rape them, t
[09:05] <Jimmothi> whats that song rjx
[09:05] <michael`> Kevin Ray Underwood, 26, was arrested Friday after investigators found Jam
[09:05] <Rjx> from black & white
[09:05] <Rjx> first level
[09:05] <dekkon> Despite the highly publicized lack of initial DNA evidence linking any playe
[09:06] <Rjx> really annoying guys you have to help
[09:06] <Rjx> or drown
[09:06] <Rjx> depending on what style you're intending to play
[09:06] <dekkon> so yeah, wehave no DNA evidence, but we do have a bunch of other stuff that
[09:06] <dekkon> http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1184007,00.html
[09:06] <Jimmothi> hah
[09:07] <michael`> well
[09:07] <michael`> i think it'd be important to know how many times dna testing turns up fals
[09:08] <michael`> i don't know if dna should be everything
[09:08] <michael`> if i were a defense attorney, i'd argue the exact opposite
[09:08] <michael`> as a senior in high school, i did a mock trial for some class where i was
[09:08] <michael`> and basically my whole argument was
[09:08] <michael`> hey! they don't have dna evidence!
[09:08] <michael`> and i won
[09:15] <Kurin> rape the corpse?
[09:15] <Kurin> Man what fucked up thing did that guy NOT plan to do to people
[09:20] <Tarkaan> the grand jury rules of evidence are looser than that stripper's twat
[09:21] <Tarkaan> STOP
[09:21] <Tarkaan> spammertime
[09:25] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[09:29] <Tarkaan> spammertime again
[09:33] <Tarkaan> http://www.mondoirc.net/page.asp?tid=84 <-- someone made a script with a
[09:38] <Rjx> are there any effective anti-packeting strategies?
[09:39] <Rjx> i.e how can you protect yourself from a DoS/DDoS, from a technical standpoint
[09:39] <wind> turn off your computer
[09:39] <wind> and go outside and have a picnic
[09:39] <wind> they won't ddos you then
[09:39] <Rjx> nevermind, wrong place to ask
[09:40] <Ifrit> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060331.jpg
[09:40] <wind> ;[
[09:40] <Ifrit> Rjx, there are several ways
[09:40] <Ifrit> one is to have a broadband connection
[09:41] <Rjx> well i'm talking mainly about hosts
[09:41] <Ifrit> and if you know you're being ddos'ed, close or pause everything downloading/u
[09:41] <Rjx> e.g a webhost
[09:41] <Ifrit> ah
[09:41] <Ifrit> hmm
[09:41] <Rjx> and a 10mbit connection isn't going to protect you from a dozen gigabit pipes
[09:41] <Ifrit> Of course not
[09:42] <Ifrit> but if someone with a dozen pipes is ddosing you there is pretty much nothing
[09:42] <wind> [12:39] <wind> and go outside and have a picnic
[09:42] <Ifrit> yeah
[09:42] <Rjx> well that's why i'm asking if there's any technical solution
[09:42] <Rjx> or any possible defence even
[09:43] <Rjx> i'm not concerned with politics or the situation
[09:43] <Ifrit> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ddos#Surviving_distributed_attacks
[09:44] <Ifrit> The first paragraph kinda sums up what i said :|
[09:44] <wind> i want a chocolate bunny
[09:44] <wind> but i know i shouldn't
[09:46] <Rjx> The easiest way to survive an attack is to have planned for the attack. Having
[09:46] <Rjx> not a bad idea
[09:49] <wind> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-14-06-candles/Kno
[09:50] <Ifrit> hehe
[09:51] <Ifrit> yeah
[09:57] <jmx> .link http://mosnews.com/news/2006/04/12/dowelinhead.shtml Man survives 10 inch
[09:57] <poopy> jmx - http://mosnews.com/news/2006/04/12/dowelinhead.shtml - Man survives 10
[09:58] * _lukey is now known as lukey
[09:58] <wind> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-16-06_11.gif haha i ju
[09:59] <dekkon> haha
[10:03] <wind> http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-16-06_20.gif haha
[10:07] <Rjx> In 1985, Wim van Eck published the first unclassified technical analysis of the
[10:07] <Rjx> the fuck?
[10:07] <Rjx> van Eck successfully eavesdropped on a real system, at a range of hundreds of m
[10:10] <jmx> .link http://www.startribune.com/389/story/369290.html 10 facts every High Scho
[10:10] <poopy> jmx - http://www.startribune.com/389/story/369290.html - 10 facts every High
[10:19] <timmo> HAPPY EASTER YA FUCKS
[10:19] <FlaVouR> woohooi
[10:20] <jmx> PURCELL, Okla. - The body of a 10-year-old girl was found in a plastic tub in h
[10:20] <jmx> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060416/ap_on_re_us/girl_slain_oklahoma
[10:21] <Twin`> 9. How old are the oldest fossils on earth? <- why is this important
[10:23] <jmx> not wanting to be outdone by a bear, boy attacked by mountain lion http://news.
[10:23] <Twin`> man
[10:23] <Twin`> a bear could so take a mountain lion
[10:24] <jmx> depends on the bear
[10:24] <jmx> black bears aren't all that big
[10:24] <wind> i remember #5
[10:25] <jmx> with a grizzly i don't think it would be much of a contest
[10:27] <jmx> though in these last two cases obviously the bear is superior because it killed
[10:27] <timmo> [10:59] [wind] http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/docevil~04-16-06_11
[10:27] <timmo> what the fuckkk
[10:27] <timmo> jesus i hope thats not real
[10:29] <Jerinej> haha, check out the picture on the right
[10:29] <jmx> my great-grandfather was 20 years older than his wife, he was 39 to 19 when the
[10:29] <timmo> 39 to 19 is fine
[10:30] <timmo> because shes legal, and atleast mature at that age
[10:30] <timmo> or rather mature enough
[10:30] <timmo> but 14
[10:30] <timmo> is not
[10:30] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060416/wl_nm/iran_bombers_dc Iranians volunt
[10:30] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060416/wl_nm/iran_bombers_dc - Iranians vo
[10:30] <Jerinej> for him it's great, because of the 39:19 ratio, the more the better
[10:31] <Jerinej> what about her? she got 19:39
[10:31] <jmx> i think it would have sucked from her perspective
[10:31] <Jerinej> :)
[10:31] <jmx> especially because he was apparently rather hard to get along with
[10:33] <jmx> for inexplicable reasons theres 23 people who _want_ to be mayor of new orleans
[10:33] <wind> i only have $56 in the bank :/
[10:33] <wind> i get paid on friday
[10:34] <FlaVouR> I have -R400
[10:35] <jmx> weird, i have $100 more than i thought i did
[10:35] <jmx> oh right, gst credit
[10:36] <Tarkaan> I don't know what I'm gonna buy with my tax refund
[10:36] <jmx> you do realize that you don't HAVE to spend it immediately right?
[10:36] <Tarkaan> well, it's an excuse
[10:36] <Tarkaan> like the two extra paychecks I get every year
[10:36] <jmx> i put mine in the bank because i'd have like $200 without it
[10:37] <jmx> and no paycheck for another month and a half
[10:37] <Tarkaan> I get paid every two weeks.. 26 paychecks. But my budget is two paychecks
[10:38] <Tarkaan> so two months out of the year, I get paid three times instead of two
[10:38] <Tarkaan> in March I bought a treadmill, been using it
[10:38] <Tarkaan> I swear my man bewbs are smaller
[10:38] <jestuh> i hate you all
[10:39] <jestuh> i mean good morning
[10:39] <FlaVouR> http://www.flickr.com/photos/flavour/
[10:39] <FlaVouR> Camera toss pics
[10:39] <FlaVouR> interesting
[10:39] <Tarkaan> where did you toss it?
[10:40] <FlaVouR> just straight up
[10:40] <FlaVouR> its my mobile phone cam
[10:40] <Tarkaan> ah
[10:40] <FlaVouR> with a bit of a flick in the wrist
[10:40] <Tarkaan> hmm I was talking about that earlier, places I've tossed it
[10:40] <FlaVouR> yeah I bet you were
[10:40] <dekkon> going from smoking half a pack a day to maybe 1-2
[10:40] <FlaVouR> and with a flick of the wrist too I imagine
[10:41] <Tarkaan> yep
[10:41] <FlaVouR> :P
[10:41] <Tarkaan> dekkon, two smokes or two packs?
[10:41] <dekkon> ive starded feeling start real nicotine buzz
[10:41] <dekkon> 1-2 cigarettes
[10:41] <jestuh> those toss pics own
[10:41] <FlaVouR> ta
[10:41] <Tarkaan> aye
[10:41] <wind> <3 flav
[10:41] <FlaVouR> *bow*
[10:42] <Tarkaan> yeah, cool concept
[10:42] <FlaVouR> thank you
[10:42] <dekkon> also flavour your tattoo looks off center
[10:42] <Tarkaan> makes me wanna load some 1600 into my 35mm and try it
[10:42] <Tarkaan> dekkon, the rest of his body is off center
[10:42] <Tarkaan> tattoo is spot-on
[10:43] <FlaVouR> dekkon its not I checked it after I saw the same thing - its cos the cam is
[10:43] <Tarkaan> <Eternal_Sunshine_Mind> i have the laptop in bed with me and the girl
[10:43] <Tarkaan> <Junk> grab her left boob and go "I FOUND AN EASTER EGG MOMMY!!!!"
[10:45] <Tarkaan> jestuh, a/k/n? :P
[10:46] <dekkon> !spell qualifying
[10:46] <Tarkaan> that's right
[10:46] <jestuh> kill
[10:46] <jestuh> generally don't accept timed quotes
[10:46] <jestuh> like dates or events
[10:46] <Tarkaan> makes sense
[10:46] <Tarkaan> damn I love Ghost in the Shell
[10:49] <swight> A cat saved the life of a newborn baby abandoned on the doorstep of a Colog
[10:49] <swight> "The cat is a hero," Cologne police spokesman Uwe Beier said. "Its loud meow
[10:54] <jestuh> By September, Rhino/Elektra will delete the existing Doors' catalog to make
[10:54] <jestuh> dizamn!
[10:54] <jestuh> In January 2007, the studio albums will individually come out as double disc
[10:54] <FlaVouR> wow for $149 thats not bad
[10:55] <jestuh> i'll prolly pick it up
[10:55] <jestuh> <3 the doors
[10:55] <jestuh> and <3 remastered shit
[10:55] <dunn> nice easter pick in the topic
[10:55] <dunn> grandpa found the eggs
[10:55] <jestuh> cause they didn't know how to produce shit in the 60s/70s
[10:55] <jestuh> haha
[10:57] <jestuh> The Doors are planning an interactive attraction that will open in Las Vegas
[10:57] <jestuh> haha that could be good or gay
[10:57] <FlaVouR> if its a ONE house acid trip .. surely you come down after the one our?
[10:57] <FlaVouR> and if I took some acid and I came down after ONE fucking hour I'd go get a
[10:58] <FlaVouR> hour too
[10:58] <jestuh> hahaha ya
[10:58] <FlaVouR> jesus
[10:58] <FlaVouR> I'll try that again
[10:58] <jestuh> A Doors documentary directed by two-time Academy Award winner Bill Guttentag
[10:58] <FlaVouR> if its a ONE hour acid trip .. surely you come down after the one hour?
[11:04] <jonathans> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/wack61/36783_154978.jpg
[11:06] <FlaVouR> club almost naked
[11:06] <Rjx> old
[11:06] <jonathans> i know
[11:06] <jonathans> still comedy
[11:07] * krazor[zZ is now known as krazor
[11:07] <Rjx> indeed
[11:07] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/jewfu.jpg
[11:08] <jonathans> haha
[11:10] <jestuh> haha jons
[11:10] <swight> http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=1848194
[11:10] <swight> But instead of cops on the beat, wireless video cameras peer down from lamp
[11:10] <swight> They were the first installment of a program to place 500 cameras throughout
[11:11] <jestuh> >;[
[11:11] <Twin`> i almost want to say $9m is alot for 500 cameras
[11:11] <Twin`> but then, i forgot to take into account wiring them bitches
[11:11] <swight> and DVRs, etc etc
[11:11] <Kurin> Not to mention paying the 58 year old dude who has to watch them around the c
[11:12] <jestuh> $9m is only for the few up now
[11:12] <jestuh> Hundreds of additional cameras could follow if the city receives $81.5 milli
[11:12] <jmx> now thats a good use of federal money
[11:12] <jonathans> you know niggas is gonna get rpgs
[11:12] <jonathans> and ak47s
[11:12] <jonathans> and blow dat shit up
[11:13] <jonathans> probably homemade bombs actually
[11:13] <jonathans> black people don't usually get into that territory
[11:13] <jonathans> on the news anyways
[11:13] <jonathans> bombers are always white bitches
[11:13] <jonathans> perhaps we will discover the average bomb making black person is better a
[11:13] <jonathans> and by average i also mean incarcerated
[11:14] <jestuh> nah niggaz get sloppy
[11:14] <jestuh> they'd blow themselves up
[11:14] <jestuh> cause of all the drugs they are doing
[11:14] <jmx> .link http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000102&sid=aOWTSLPrlLlc&refer=uk
[11:14] <poopy> jmx - http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000102&sid=aOWTSLPrlLlc&refer=
[11:14] <jonathans> GIT BLOWT UP DAWG
[11:14] <jestuh> and it takes patience
[11:15] <jestuh> WERD
[11:15] <jonathans> haha
[11:15] <jonathans> fetus nerves
[11:16] <jonathans> i can just see the pro-abortion posters now, "are you HUMAN if you can't
[11:17] <Rjx> Greenpeace Founder Changes Mind, Supports Nuclear Power
[11:17] <Tarkaan> onion?
[11:17] <Rjx> washington post
[11:17] <Tarkaan> holy shit
[11:17] <Rjx> http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/04/14/AR2006041401209
[11:18] <|gamester> lol
[11:18] <jmx> they're suddenly realizing that their crazed anti nuke power stance has caused
[11:18] <|gamester> what a scam
[11:19] <|gamester> http://danvebber.com/museum/artifacts/americans.jpg
[11:20] <jmx> WASHINGTON (MarketWatch) -- Lee Raymond, the chairman and chief executive offic
[11:20] <FlaVouR> HIPPIES!
[11:21] <Serena[T]> where?
[11:21] <FlaVouR> in the pic
[11:21] <FlaVouR> that tyedye shit
[11:22] <Serena[T]> mmm
[11:22] <FlaVouR> ?
[11:23] <Serena[T]> well, it was just funny to me to see: HIPPIES!
[11:23] <FlaVouR> ok then :)
[11:23] <FlaVouR> glad I amused you
[11:24] <Serena[T]> yes, thanks! :)
[11:26] <D1> craaaazy
[11:26] <D1> hippies supporting nuclear power
[11:32] <Rjx> what's a quick way to copy all of a certain type of file from within a director
[11:32] <Rjx> without any structure
[11:32] <swight> os?
[11:33] <FlaVouR> mv *.foo
[11:33] <jonathans> cp -R *.cc dest
[11:33] <swight> I vote jonathans
[11:33] <FlaVouR> *nod*
[11:33] <jonathans> it will not retain the structure
[11:33] <swight> its got the recursive, its got the new structure, its got it allll
[11:33] <devil`> got my new computer chair together
[11:33] <devil`> weeee
[11:33] <Rjx> jonathans: that won't work
[11:34] <Rjx> given that the files may be within subdirectories
[11:34] <Rjx> and it won't recurse them
[11:34] <jonathans> thats what -R does
[11:34] <jonathans> alright how about
[11:34] <Rjx> comes up with "No such file or directory"
[11:34] <Rjx> i tried that first
[11:34] <Rjx> i tried using backticks/find and cp initially too
[11:35] <jonathans> find dir -regex .cc$
[11:35] <jonathans> | xargs cp something
[11:35] <jonathans> maybe
[11:35] <Rjx> but it threw up a bunch of noise given that the dirname has spaces in it
[11:35] <jonathans> bah
[11:35] <jonathans> fucking tarball
[11:36] <jonathans> The regular expressions understood by find are by default Emacs Regular E
[11:37] <jonathans> find dir -regex *.cc | xargs tar cf tmp.tar || mkdir dest && pushd dest &
[11:37] <jonathans> loo
[11:37] <jonathans> popd
[11:38] <jonathans> oh june that's wonderful!
[11:38] <jonathans> i could feel that way too!
[11:38] <jonathans> i bet you will some day
[11:39] <timmo> man
[11:39] <timmo> i just watched the ufc fight from last night
[11:39] <timmo> it was the most bullshit decision ive seen in a god damn long time
[11:39] <timmo> tito won, by decision
[11:39] <timmo> because the judges are morons
[11:40] <jestuh> ;[
[11:40] <timmo> it was horrible
[11:40] <timmo> tito dominated in the first, and griffin still went toe to toe
[11:40] <timmo> then in the 2nd and 3rd griffin beat his ass
[11:41] <Serena[T]> has anybody gotten the mumps in here?
[11:41] <jonathans> i hope not
[11:41] <jonathans> we get vaccinated as infants
[11:41] <jonathans> 10 mos old
[11:41] <jonathans> dunno about the english types eh
[11:42] <Serena[T]> i got an mmr booster when i started college (it was an admissions require
[11:42] <timmo> yeah americans get vaccinated for all types of shit
[11:42] <Serena[T]> i was just wondering, seeing the epidemic and all
[11:42] <timmo> especially me
[11:42] <jonathans> what epidemic
[11:42] <timmo> since we lived over seas
[11:42] <timmo> and my dad was in the military
[11:43] <timmo> if they could give me a shot for it
[11:43] <timmo> the military went and did it
[11:43] <Serena[T]> timmo got all the experimental shots
[11:43] <jestuh> it's spreading across the country jons
[11:43] <jonathans> we get vaccinated at 10mo, first booster at 12mo, second 10 years later
[11:43] <Serena[T]> how do you know this?
[11:43] <jestuh> 3 cases reported at my school
[11:43] <jonathans> then there's one last one at 18 i think
[11:43] <jestuh> last time i read the paper
[11:43] <jonathans> because ive seen my record of shots
[11:43] <jestuh> FRONT PAGE NEWS
[11:43] <jonathans> MMR immunization was 10mos
[11:43] <jonathans> i certainly also remember them
[11:44] <jonathans> fucking painful right
[11:44] <jonathans> 11 year olds dont take well to needles
[11:44] <Serena[T]> tetanus is the one that hurts later
[11:44] <Serena[T]> my arm was sore for a week
[11:44] <Serena[T]> i just got one of those a few months back
[11:44] <jonathans> its intramuscular
[11:44] <jonathans> those hurt more
[11:44] <jestuh> i got my tetanus 2 years ago
[11:44] <jestuh> at a public health facility
[11:44] <timmo> you gotta massage them bastards
[11:44] <jestuh> those niggaz don't fuck around
[11:44] <timmo> i got a tetanus when i stepped on a nail
[11:45] <jestuh> i used to get all shots at a doctor
[11:45] <timmo> that was a bitch
[11:45] <jestuh> and you can ask em to wait and shit
[11:45] <timmo> they gave me the damn shot in the foot
[11:45] <jestuh> so you prepare for the shot
[11:45] <timmo> i almost died
[11:45] <Serena[T]> oh public health people are like "stab! next!"
[11:45] <jestuh> public health place just sticks you before you even sit down
[11:45] <jonathans> haha
[11:45] <jestuh> then "NEXT"
[11:45] <jestuh> haha ya serena
[11:45] <Serena[T]> i got my mmr like that
[11:45] <timmo> the worst is getting blood drawn from people like that
[11:45] <timmo> its like
[11:45] <timmo> STAB
[11:45] <timmo> STAB
[11:45] <timmo> STAB
[11:46] <Serena[T]> i had a bruise around the spot where i got it, she stabbed so hard
[11:46] <jestuh> hahaha ya
[11:46] <timmo> LOL WHERE THE VEIN
[11:46] <timmo> STAB
[11:46] <timmo> STAB
[11:46] <timmo> OH LOOK BLOOD!
[11:46] <jestuh> ROFL@$#%$#%@$%@#
[11:46] <jonathans> they have the 'headed to college' deal
[11:46] <Serena[T]> omg timmo
[11:46] <Serena[T]> lol
[11:46] <jonathans> for people who get their third booster at 18
[11:46] <jonathans> you get that, then meningitis, then your first hep b
[11:46] <jonathans> im like
[11:46] <jonathans> i only have two arms people
[11:46] <jestuh> i got hep b the ole fashioned way ;x
[11:46] <Twin`> i think i got the best easter gift ever
[11:46] <jonathans> haha
[11:46] <Serena[T]> i'm not getting any more shots if i can help it
[11:47] <Serena[T]> jerks, i always get sick afterwards
[11:47] <timmo> twin: i had some easter sex
[11:47] <jestuh> !pics
[11:47] <jestuh> of her
[11:47] <jestuh> not you
[11:47] <jestuh> ;[
[11:47] <jonathans> loo
[11:47] <Twin`> well, i'm not emploring any whores today, so maybe second best
[11:47] <jonathans> hair.jpg
[11:47] <Twin`> a fuckin' batman pez dispenser and like
[11:47] <timmo> im sure i can get some pics somewhere
[11:47] <Twin`> 100 packs of pez
[11:47] <dekkon> where is a good place to look for a computer desk that isnt gonna be super e
[11:47] <timmo> the party we were at last night
[11:47] <timmo> had like
[11:47] <timmo> 100000000000000000 pictures taken
[11:47] <Serena[T]> walmart or target dekkon
[11:47] <jestuh> !!!!!!!!
[11:47] <Cjattwood> Get one in an office
[11:47] <timmo> dekkon: walmart, not target
[11:47] <timmo> target is spendy
[11:47] <Cjattwood> thats where I got mines
[11:47] <jonathans> did i link to the chick i was talking to last night
[11:48] <timmo> id say make one
[11:48] <jonathans> noindex http://disgu.st/~jon/rnd/jana.jpg
[11:48] <timmo> grab some cinder blocks
[11:48] <timmo> and a board
[11:48] <jestuh> i'd hit that
[11:48] <jonathans> just started talking
[11:48] <Serena[T]> or kmart
[11:48] <jonathans> she wants to come over that night
[11:48] <dekkon> well right now im on an old tea cart
[11:48] <jonathans> other pics are kinda chubs but not bad
[11:48] <jonathans> very cute
[11:48] <timmo> shes not bad jon
[11:48] <jestuh> <3 black hair
[11:48] <timmo> also i thought you had a woman
[11:48] <jonathans> spanish and irish i think
[11:48] <jonathans> broke up with julie
[11:49] <jonathans> officially
[11:49] <timmo> man
[11:49] <jonathans> jestuh: word life
[11:49] <timmo> how the hell
[11:49] <timmo> do you go through women like fucking kleanex
[11:49] <timmo> you change girlfriends about as often as you change your boxers
[11:49] <jonathans> julie is not very exciting
[11:49] <jonathans> haha
[11:49] <jonathans> twice a week?
[11:49] <jonathans> ;[
[11:49] <timmo> hah
[11:49] <Twin`> i'd go for once a month
[11:49] <jestuh> lol
[11:49] <Twin`> mr. rancid crotch
[11:49] <timmo> seriously though
[11:50] <timmo> and not to say youre ugly
[11:50] <timmo> but you look like a terrorist
[11:50] <jonathans> hahaha
[11:50] <Twin`> pic.
[11:50] <timmo> so i dont know how you do it
[11:50] <jonathans> http://is0.okcupid.com/users/510/226/5112266036261557456/p1145212718.jpg
[11:50] <jonathans> i dont know either
[11:50] <jonathans> my charming personality
[11:50] <Twin`> so
[11:50] <Twin`> how do you guys pick out who is bombing next?
[11:50] <jonathans> being at college helps
[11:51] <Twin`> do you just draw straws or something?
[11:51] <jonathans> twin: http://is1.okcupid.com/users/510/226/5112266036261557456/p114495659
[11:51] <jonathans> ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRR
[11:51] <Twin`> do you pick numbers...
[11:51] <Twin`> or?
[11:51] <jonathans> next holy warrior is decided by goat of wisdom
[11:51] <jonathans> we say
[11:52] <jonathans> OH GREAT GOAT OF WISDOM
[11:52] <jonathans> WHATS UP
[11:52] <Twin`> cause if i had to choose to let you past airport security or not
[11:52] <Twin`> you'd definately miss your flight
[11:52] <jonathans> and goat he say bleahaehaheat
[11:52] <jonathans> haha
[11:52] <jonathans> i dont fly
[11:52] <swight> I saw a muslim guy the other day, big ol beard, and he had his hair on his h
[11:52] <jonathans> i dive
[11:53] <Twin`> you can get black hair completely white with enough effort
[11:53] <jestuh> hahah swight
[11:53] <swight> either way, he looked funny
[11:53] <Twin`> clearly akbar didn't try hard enough
[11:53] <jonathans> i bleached mine copper once
[11:54] <jonathans> it looks alright if you do it right
[11:54] <jonathans> which i didnt
[11:54] <jonathans> http://orlyowl.com/upload/files/I_CAME.jpg
[11:54] <swight> I did the whole spikey hair blonde thing a few years back
[11:55] <swight> funny AND disturbing
[11:56] <jonathans> i didnt get it all even
[11:56] <jonathans> but i wore it around anyways
[11:57] <jonathans> then later i had a hair dresser do a chop job so i'd have the tips
[11:57] <jonathans> but only in the front
[11:57] <Twin`> i would have gone for the pure white at that point
[11:57] <jonathans> it was like a regular but with a forelock
[11:57] <jonathans> and in fact
[11:57] <Twin`> if you're going to look like a freak
[11:57] <Twin`> you might as well go the whole 9
[11:57] <jonathans> what do you know, here it is http://is0.okcupid.com/users/510/226/5112266
[11:57] <Twin`> i still stand by my statement
[11:58] <jonathans> haha
[11:58] <jonathans> it was fun
[11:58] <jonathans> anyways time for starcraft
[11:58] <jestuh> wow that hair thing is homosexual
[11:58] <jestuh> ;[
[11:58] <Twin`> which is why i said
[11:58] <Twin`> gonna look like a freak, might as well go big
[11:59] <dekkon> you look like prince sans the mustache in that picture
[12:01] <Twin`> actually
[12:01] <Twin`> i thought he looked like keanu reeves
[12:01] <Twin`> but i definately see prince
[12:01] <dekkon> the op formerly known as jonathans
[12:02] <Twin`> either way, it's not like there is a lesser of two evils in that situation
[12:04] <swight> 2007 Infinity G35 has Built-In 9.5GB Hard Drive to Rip CDs onto
[12:04] <jestuh> <3
[12:04] <dekkon> and i bet it wouldnt be too hard to upgrade it either
[12:04] <Twin`> i'd just go with the good ol' fashioned car pc
[12:05] <swight> Considering the cost of the car? How much would the price difference really
[12:08] <Twin`> knowing nissan
[12:08] <Twin`> it'd probably be something radical
[12:09] <swight> something radical as in something very different?
[12:10] <swight> cuz its a 2.5" seagate drive
[12:11] <Twin`> as in price
[12:12] <swight> oh
[12:12] <swight> yah
[12:12] <swight> good point
[12:12] <Twin`> they just have this thing with skylines
[12:12] <jmx> http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=f3aa092b-183d-420b-b983-
[12:13] <Twin`> where nothing is allowed to be a normal price
[12:13] <swight> another crazy cat lady
[12:13] * Teck|away is now known as TeckGecko
[12:14] <Serena[T]> !cc se
[12:14] <Serena[T]> :o
[12:14] <swight> si si si!
[12:14] <Serena[T]> no answer for me?
[12:14] <Serena[T]> hiya swight :)
[12:14] <swight> hey se
[12:15] <swight> !cc .se
[12:15] <Serena[T]> ha, no answer for you either
[12:15] <Serena[T]> !cc se
[12:15] <pinkboa> se: Sweden
[12:15] <Serena[T]> !cc si
[12:15] <pinkboa> si: Slovenia
[12:15] <swight> better
[12:16] <Serena[T]> my geekness stops at tlds.. i only know a few
[12:16] <jmx> http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/science/3790318.html
[12:17] <Serena[T]> ok.. i'm out of here.. need to clean my house :(
[12:17] <swight> yes you dirty girl, go clean
[12:17] <jestuh> make Thuryn clean
[12:17] <jestuh> you're preggers
[12:17] <Serena[T]> hehe
[12:17] <Serena[T]> nah, this isn't too bad
[12:17] <dekkon> dont question the work of the lord
[12:18] <Serena[T]> i'm going to dust and pretend i keep my ho use clean before i get visitor
[12:24] <Tarkaan> oh fuck you groening.
[12:24] <Tarkaan> putting in "If you are reading this you have no life" in a quickly scrollin
[12:24] <Twin`> calc 135,00 euro to usd
[12:24] <pinkboa> - 135,00 Euro = 163,45800 U.S. dollars
[12:24] <Twin`> uh.
[12:24] <Twin`> calc 135 euro to usd
[12:24] <pinkboa> - 135 Euro = 163.45800 U.S. dollars
[12:34] <Twin`> hm
[12:34] <jonathans> da bos
[12:34] <bos`> sup
[12:35] <jonathans> thexend bos?
[12:35] <bos`> ya
[12:35] <jonathans> o hi
[12:35] * jonathans cain
[12:36] <bos`> sup man
[12:36] <jonathans> how do you know these homos
[12:36] <Twin`> thero is the only confirmed gay one.
[12:36] <bos`> im with cod
[12:36] <bos`> lol
[12:36] <bos`> jester devil orge
[12:36] <jonathans> aha
[12:36] <bos`> all those fools
[12:36] <bos`> dunn
[12:37] <jonathans> i am unaware of all of this
[12:37] <jonathans> so i will maintain my ignorance
[12:37] <jonathans> but i gotcha
[12:37] <terminal> =O
[12:38] <jonathans> nudge nudge wink wink eh eh know what i mean know what i mean say no more
[12:58] <Tordek> hihi
[12:58] <Tordek> <3, it's cold outside
[13:02] <csqrl> I received a copy of your resume and would like to know if you are currently
[13:02] <csqrl> you must have knowledge of the internet explorer appication
[13:02] <csqrl> that's a required skill
[13:03] <csqrl> i am so sunburned
[13:03] <timmo> just watched the main ufc fight
[13:03] <daze> were you at the beach or something?
[13:03] <daze> timmo syliva won aye?
[13:03] <csqrl> this weekend was a beach trip w/ rg
[13:03] <timmo> tim sylvia took out arlovski (sp)
[13:03] <timmo> by ref. stoppage
[13:03] <daze> csqrl which beach?
[13:03] <csqrl> we had some hot sex int he room next to my pops & his wife
[13:03] <timmo> it was a lucky shot too
[13:04] <timmo> arlovski took sylvia down
[13:04] <csqrl> port aransas
[13:04] <timmo> and then sylvia jumped back up and took arlovski down
[13:04] <daze> i liked the tito ortiz / ted forrest fight
[13:04] <daze> that shit was brutal
[13:04] <timmo> forrest griffin you mean?
[13:04] <daze> the first and last round
[13:04] <daze> ah yeah sorry
[13:04] <daze> forrest somethin
[13:04] <timmo> forrest got robbed
[13:04] <timmo> theres no way tito won that fight
[13:05] <daze> haha well
[13:05] <timmo> he won the first round, but the 2nd and 3rd were all griffin
[13:05] <daze> he did rail on him in the first
[13:05] <`St0ner> anyone have an xvid of ufc59?
[13:05] <daze> the last one was close enough
[13:05] <timmo> even on the last take down in the 3rd
[13:05] <timmo> griffin was still the agressor
[13:05] <timmo> tito just laid on him
[13:05] <timmo> lets say that tito did win, theres still no way he won by 30/27 like on some
[13:06] <daze> forrest had the most heart ive ever seen in a fighter
[13:06] <daze> dude jus kept going even though tito was on top of him
[13:06] <daze> he wouldnt stop hitting back
[13:07] <timmo> i cant believe he lasted after that first round
[13:07] <timmo> tito beat the fuck out of him with those elbows
[13:07] <daze> yeh
[13:07] <timmo> and he still managed to get up and punch him in the face a couple of times
[13:07] <timmo> before tito took him down again
[13:08] <timmo> the next one is going to be awesome
[13:08] <timmo> hughes vs gracie
[13:08] <daze> whens that
[13:08] <timmo> may 27th i think
[13:08] <timmo> possibly the 26th
[13:21] <Tarkaan> hrmph
[13:22] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[13:25] <jmx> Americans spend an average $1.9 billion on Easter candy every year, just behind
[13:25] <jmx> heh
[13:26] <daze> yeah i love after easter candy sales
[13:26] <daze> chocolate overdose ftw!
[13:27] <jmx> was in walmart yesterday, nearly fucking out of candy man
[13:27] <Rjx> Acceso Denegado
[13:27] <daze> i usually go to walgreens
[13:28] <jmx> i love going into walmart, the old ladies and welfare cases that shop there mak
[13:29] <jonathans> haha
[13:29] <jonathans> denegado
[13:29] <jonathans> good word
[13:30] <jmx> .link http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1917423,00.html Russ
[13:30] <poopy> jmx - http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1917423,00.html -
[13:30] <Rjx> !cc .do
[13:30] <pinkboa> .do: Dominican Republic
[13:30] <Rjx> haha what the hell
[13:30] <Rjx> weird stuff
[13:31] <daze> you know some woman got arrested for putting a hex on a plane
[13:31] <Rjx> *snakes
[13:31] <jmx> whats the pointof .do? theres probably like 8 people there who have the interne
[13:32] <jmx> or do they run online gambling sites out of there too?
[13:32] <jonathans> acceso.denega.do
[13:32] <Badtzmaru> its a country
[13:32] <Badtzmaru> it has a TLD
[13:32] <Badtzmaru> who cares why
[13:32] <jonathans> some young dominican hacker might buy that off you
[13:32] <maff> !cc nk
[13:32] <pinkboa> nk: None
[13:33] <maff> badonkado.nk :[
[13:33] <jonathans> haha
[13:34] <jmx> A man who fell into a coma during a drugs trial last month has said he may lose
[13:34] <jmx> Ryan Wilson, 20, from London, was the most seriously ill of six men whose heads
[13:34] <jmx> but i bet he's going to get some sweet compensation
[13:34] <jmx> if they pay him a couple mil well worth losing the fingers
[13:36] <Thuryn> i'd pay a couple mill to keep my fingers
[13:37] <bos`> wtf is tgn1412
[13:37] <jonathans> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tegenero.
[13:37] <jmx> speaking of finers, the other day i saw this dude missing his fingers at the fi
[13:37] <jonathans> bleh
[13:37] <jonathans> fucking google
[13:37] <jmx> its a trial drug
[13:38] <jmx> that fucked some people up good
[13:38] <jonathans> http://hublog.hubmed.org/archives/001332.html
[13:38] <jonathans> there's a wikipedia article actually
[13:38] <jonathans> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TGN1412
[13:39] <jonathans> jmx: my brother almost lost a thumb down to the first joint
[13:39] <jonathans> split it in half with a band saw
[13:39] <jmx> haha http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060416/NEWS01/604160
[13:39] <jmx> i can see that
[13:39] <jonathans> http://www.otisoakley.com/images/doall_band_saw.jpg
[13:39] <jonathans> ;[
[13:39] <jmx> but all the fingers on both hands, you gotta try to manage that one
[13:39] <jonathans> haha
[13:39] <jonathans> all at once, yes
[13:40] <jmx> and if you do it in more than one go, then you are a fucking idiot is all i can
[13:40] <D1> band saws are the devil
[13:40] <Thuryn> jmx, bad burns or perhaps frostbite
[13:40] <D1> I was so terrified of using them during wood shop. ;[
[13:40] <D1> I almost cried once.
[13:40] <jmx> band saws are slow though
[13:41] <jmx> unless you are doing really detailed stuff or something
[13:41] <jmx> you arent going to get all that close
[13:41] <Kurin> Yeah I'm gonna go with frostbite
[13:41] <D1> then there was this kid who cut his finger on the band saw one day and was all t
[13:41] <D1> fuck that nigger
[13:41] <jmx> lol
[13:42] <timmo> band saw? you pussy
[13:42] <timmo> the only way youre going to cut yourself up
[13:42] <Thuryn> because he's stupid
[13:42] <Thuryn> you should work for him?
[13:42] <timmo> is if youre fucking around with it
[13:42] <Thuryn> i think not
[13:42] <timmo> theres no way to hurt yourself with any tools in the shop
[13:42] <timmo> unless you do it yourself
[13:43] <jmx> pretty much timmo, as the dangerous tools go, band saws arent very high on the
[13:43] <D1> my shop teacher got her face smashed by a piece of wood on that grinder thing to
[13:43] <D1> just flew right on her face, it was great.
[13:43] <timmo> jmx: well what im saying is, if youre confident in yourself and treat the saw
[13:43] <timmo> its not going to jump out and saw your finger off
[13:43] <Thuryn> well, you can hurt yourself with just about anything
[13:44] <timmo> atleast 99% of the time atleast
[13:44] <D1> respect the band saw!
[13:44] <jmx> lol
[13:44] <Thuryn> you could swallow a super ball and choke on it, if you're stupid - or unluck
[13:44] <jmx> unless the blade breaks funky
[13:44] <D1> I payed alms to that shit so it didn't cut my fingers off
[13:44] <timmo> theres that 1% of the time though
[13:44] <timmo> you saw something
[13:44] <timmo> and the blade snaps and goes in your eye or something
[13:44] <Thuryn> or someone bumps you and you run your arm across the blade
[13:45] <timmo> the big thing in my wood shop class was slapping people when they were next t
[13:45] <Thuryn> zip! no more tendons for you
[13:45] <timmo> we had two belt sanders, one that could rip your face off
[13:45] <D1> I'm trying to think of all the machines in an average shop class...
[13:45] <timmo> and one that went barely faster than your hand
[13:45] <D1> but I can't remember many
[13:45] <timmo> people would wait till you were sanding with the slow one
[13:45] <timmo> and slap you on the back/push you
[13:45] <timmo> so youd jam your hand on the paper
[13:45] <D1> oh the drill bit
[13:45] <D1> that was fun
[13:46] <timmo> the two machines i hated
[13:46] <timmo> were the table saw
[13:46] <jmx> NEW YORK - From the cradle to the grave and most points between, obesity has fo
[13:46] <timmo> and the planer
[13:46] <jmx> haha
[13:46] <timmo> because both of those could kick
[13:46] <D1> ohh...that sander machine, I heard a few people grinded their nuckles on those..
[13:46] <timmo> and fuck you up bad
[13:46] <jmx> lol
[13:46] <timmo> some kid was pushing a piece of wood through the planer
[13:47] <timmo> it kicked and broke his wrist
[13:47] <timmo> wasnt in my class though
[13:47] <timmo> just something i heard about later on in the day
[13:47] <D1> was your shop teacher a dude?
[13:47] <jmx> yeah, but in general they are the same as any other tool, use them properly and
[13:47] <D1> mine was this nascar loving butch lesbian.
[13:48] <timmo> there was a lesbian the first time
[13:48] <timmo> but she broke her hand IN class
[13:48] <timmo> and everyone mocked her
[13:48] <D1> ha
[13:48] <timmo> till like two weeks later she quit
[13:48] <jmx> lol
[13:48] <timmo> and we got a big ass sasquatch of a guy
[13:48] <jmx> how'd she manage to break her hand?
[13:48] <timmo> who would fuck up everyones projects by demonstrating on them
[13:48] <Rjx-> check host
[13:48] <Rjx-> = .do
[13:48] <timmo> jmx: ironically enough, she was teaching a safety lesson
[13:48] <timmo> do = ?
[13:48] <Rjx-> that was what the 'wtf' was about
[13:48] <Rjx-> !cc .do
[13:48] <pinkboa> .do: Dominican Republic
[13:48] <jmx> haha owned
[13:48] <jonathans> DOMINICA REPUBLICA
[13:48] <Tarkaan> wtf
[13:49] <jonathans> VIVA LA RESISTENCIA
[13:49] <timmo> she was drilling with a hand drill
[13:49] <Rjx-> VIVA LA RESISTANCE
[13:49] <timmo> it caught, ripped out of her hand
[13:49] <Rjx-> er yeah
[13:49] <timmo> spun around with enough force
[13:49] <Rjx-> what jonathans said
[13:49] <timmo> that it hit her in the back of the hand
[13:49] <timmo> and broke it
[13:49] <Tarkaan> hardwood = pilot holes.
[13:49] <D1> all the people in my class who got hurt ALWAYS cried like bitches
[13:49] <Tarkaan> I'll bet she knows that rule now
[13:49] <jmx> this was of the dont do this variety of safety lesson?
[13:50] <D1> and this was like 7th grade
[13:50] <timmo> jmx: it had something to do with proper technique for drilling
[13:50] <timmo> and she did that
[13:50] <timmo> the only real injury (ie not smashed thumb/sander burn)
[13:50] <timmo> came from metal shop
[13:50] <timmo> with i accidentally set my pants on fire
[13:51] <D1> haha
[13:51] <timmo> when*
[13:51] <Tarkaan> liar
[13:51] <timmo> i was welding, and one of the sparks caught the fringe on the bottom of my je
[13:51] <jmx> thats not that hard to do
[13:51] <Tarkaan> how could you not be a liar when you pants were clearly on fire?
[13:51] <D1> I never welded. ;[
[13:51] <timmo> i didnt notice until it started burning my leg hair
[13:51] <D1> we had plastics and metal shop
[13:51] <jmx> hate welding
[13:51] <timmo> and by that time like
[13:51] <Twin`> welding is the shit man
[13:51] <timmo> a good chunk of the side of my pants
[13:51] <D1> and every semester we had some kid trying to make a shank. haha
[13:51] <timmo> were on fire
[13:51] <D1> they always got caught
[13:52] <timmo> welding is fun
[13:52] <timmo> but hard
[13:52] <timmo> depending on what kind youre doing
[13:52] <Twin`> i got like 3 burns on my arm once from mig welding
[13:52] <Tarkaan> D1 where the fuck was this shop class, Rikers Island?
[13:52] <jmx> welding is hot and dirty and the fumes make me sick, i've worked in a welding s
[13:52] <Twin`> i was doing some shit and my friend in the class was talking to me
[13:52] <Twin`> and i stopped paying attention to the weld
[13:52] <Twin`> shit went through the metal and splattered everywhere, and i happened to not
[13:52] <D1> RANCHO CUCAMONGA DAWG
[13:53] <Twin`> you know jmx, i hear people complain about fumes from welding
[13:53] <Twin`> yet i can never smell the
[13:53] <Twin`> m
[13:53] <Tarkaan> they turn my stomach
[13:53] <Twin`> i'm not sure if it's good or bad
[13:53] <jmx> lol
[13:53] <Tarkaan> I kick the millwrights out when I'm working
[13:54] <jmx> they are nasty, not so much the smell, but they get in your lungs and shit
[13:54] <Twin`> they don't bother me
[13:54] <Twin`> i am like immune
[13:54] <Tarkaan> the millwrights are nasty, and it's mostly the smell.
[13:54] <D1> I made a coin purse out of latex that highly resembled a vagina
[13:54] <Twin`> maybe i'm not getting enough of the fumes
[13:55] <jmx> you know what else is nasty? burning paint off with a torch
[13:55] <D1> most of our projects were pretty lame.
[13:55] <jmx> throat fucking burns
[13:55] <bos`> so u made a sex toy in class?
[13:55] <bos`> cool
[13:55] <D1> practically
[13:55] <D1> then we had to make a gay CANDY DISH
[13:55] <bos`> injection
[13:55] <bos`> ?
[13:56] <dunn> underwood will last about 1 minute in the pen
[13:56] <Twin`> jmx: i've always either been issued a respirator or brought my own for that s
[13:56] <r3in> yeah pain burning is always fun
[13:56] <Twin`> crack out the full face filter if i have to
[13:57] <Tarkaan> we had an art teacher who taught glass art
[13:57] <jmx> .link http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060416/ap_on_hi_te/pregnant_robot Robot birt
[13:57] <poopy> jmx - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060416/ap_on_hi_te/pregnant_robot - Robot
[13:57] <Tarkaan> you have no idea how many pipes came out of that room
[13:57] <D1> glass shit is awesome
[13:57] <jmx> oh i should have been wearing one
[13:57] <D1> I saw some dude modling class once, it was great
[13:57] <jmx> but there wasnt one handy
[13:57] <Twin`> wow
[13:57] <Tarkaan> lawlz typos
[13:58] <Twin`> they make welding masks that have air channelling systems.
[13:58] <jmx> and i dont really like respirators, fog up my glasses
[13:58] <r3in> The full-sized, blond, pale mannequin is in demand because medicine is rapidly
[13:58] <jonathans> thats crazy shit
[13:58] <Twin`> well
[13:58] <jmx> lol
[13:58] <bos`> http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1FDKV2N26364T22ET9S6NGIO0U - new tool
[13:58] <Twin`> you could do like i do when required for burning paint
[13:58] <jmx> like hardhats, fuck them
[13:58] <Twin`> and crack out the full facemasks
[13:59] <jmx> i quit the job
[14:00] <r3in> bos` wtf is vicarious?
[14:00] <jmx> but if i'd been going to do it more regularly i would have worn something, beca
[14:00] <wind`> jerry mcguire on tnt
[14:00] <Rjx> r3in: are you asking what it means?
[14:00] <r3in> no
[14:01] <r3in> im asking what his 'tool' is
[14:01] <Rjx> ah
[14:02] <wind`> google doesn't have any art on it's main page for easter?\
[14:02] <Tarkaan> where are all the jews in dallas on easter sunday
[14:02] <Tarkaan> this would be a great time to go trolling for hebs and goths
[14:04] <wind`> you know the bridge that is around the niagara falls has a no smoking sign ha
[14:04] <jonathans> you killed my savior and today is the day he's coming back for your ass
[14:05] <Rjx> let he who is without sin kick the first ass
[14:05] <Tarkaan> Rjx, get the door, it's the pope
[14:05] <Tarkaan> he looks pissed
[14:05] <r3in> passion of the christ two rjx?
[14:06] <Badtzmaru> he always looks pissed
[14:06] <Badtzmaru> he looks like palpatine at that
[14:06] <jmx> the pope is an old man, whats he going to do?
[14:06] <Tarkaan> gooood... now unleash your ANGER!!
[14:06] <jmx> i could take him
[14:06] <Badtzmaru> CALL THE POWER OF GAWD ON YOUR SORRY ASS
[14:06] <r3in> well
[14:06] <r3in> he does have a private army
[14:06] <|silicon> 'youa make the pope look likea fool'
[14:06] <Tarkaan> fuck it, only six years until the apocalypse, so fuck it
[14:06] <|silicon> 'smite them!'
[14:06] <Georgyw5k> The man is an ex Nazi. You think he's not gonna go 1941 on yo ass?
[14:06] <|silicon> ...
[14:07] <|silicon> 'he's a cookin somethin up'
[14:07] <Tarkaan> hehaha
[14:07] <Tarkaan> nice follow-through
[14:07] <Rjx> 23:04 <@Badtzmaru> he always looks pissed
[14:08] <Rjx> you'd look pissed all the time too if you'd taken a vow of chastity
[14:08] <Tarkaan> "the 79 year old virgin"
[14:08] <Tarkaan> WAAAYSTED
[14:09] <Twin`> my family is awesome
[14:09] <Twin`> i hadn't eaten since i got up, and i was waiting for easter dinner to be gril
[14:09] <Twin`> they were fucking grilling hotdogs and shit, and didn't say anything
[14:10] <Twin`> i had ate a boiled egg, 2 peeps, and a pack of pez
[14:10] * varius is now known as var
[14:12] <r3in> http://www.vvisions.com/games/details.cfm?ID=60 - the screen shots acually mak
[14:12] <r3in> which it wasnt
[14:12] <r3in> i thought raven and ID made d3
[14:12] <timmo> [15:08] [Rjx] you'd look pissed all the time too if you'd taken a vow of chas
[14:13] <timmo> ok so the pope is gods mouth piece
[14:13] <timmo> and as such
[14:13] <timmo> the pope is infallable (sp)
[14:13] <timmo> right?
[14:13] <timmo> so whats stopping the pope from being like
[14:13] <timmo> "im allowed to have sex"
[14:13] <r3in> hes a fucking buisness man
[14:13] <Rjx> he's not considered to be infallible, afaik
[14:14] <timmo> i thought he was
[14:14] <Thuryn> he was at one time
[14:14] <timmo> hrm
[14:14] <r3in> like, hes the first pope i know of to own a multi billion company
[14:14] <Thuryn> but not any more
[14:14] <Twin`> i thought he was too
[14:14] <dekkon> im sure what he says has to go along with teachings and the scripture
[14:14] <Twin`> the pope can freestyle last i checked
[14:14] <dekkon> pope on a rope
[14:14] <r3in> so if he gets married, which he allready has
[14:14] <Twin`> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_infallibility
[14:14] <timmo> hey theres a lot of shit on it on google
[14:14] <timmo> http://www.google.com/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=pope+infallible&sourceid=o
[14:14] <r3in> whats the problem?
[14:14] <mjirax> _ _
[14:14] <mjirax> _ _ ___ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ ___ __ _ _ __ ___ __ _| | |
[14:14] <mjirax> | | | |/ _ \| | | | / _` | | | | | | / __| / _` | '__/ _ \ / _` | | |
[14:14] <mjirax> | |_| | (_) | |_| | | (_| | |_| | |_| \__ \ | (_| | | | __/ | (_| | | |
[14:14] <mjirax> \__, |\___/ \__,_| \__, |\__,_|\__, |___/ \__,_|_| \___| \__,_|_|_|
[14:14] <timmo> like an assload
[14:14] <mjirax> |___/ |___/ |___/
[14:14] <mjirax> GAY
[14:14] <mjirax> <-- rjx by the way
[14:15] <D1> popecore?
[14:15] <c-rOCK> popcorn
[14:15] <timmo> popecorn
[14:15] <Georgyw5k> popeporn
[14:15] <Rjx> cop porn
[14:15] <timmo> d1: i still need to record my band
[14:15] <timmo> the popehat
[14:16] <timmo> \m/
[14:16] <D1> haha yeah
[14:16] <Rjx> also genital herpes is an anagram for GELATIN SPHERE
[14:16] <timmo> rjx, you should be the singer for popehat
[14:16] <c-rOCK> tim i must have failed, no phone call
[14:16] <timmo> you just need to come up with your schizo ramblings
[14:16] <timmo> peng: ;[
[14:16] <Rjx> haha
[14:16] <timmo> lyrics to the first popehat song: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[14:16] <timmo> FFFFFFFFFIRE
[14:17] <mjirax> fieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeee
[14:17] <mjirax> andd
[14:17] <mjirax> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieceeeeeeeeeeeeee
[14:17] <mjirax> don't make meeeee call a bat and get yo sniggers down
[14:17] <mjirax> i be halfing your wealth
[14:17] <mjirax> like non-prenup
[14:17] <Twin`> wait wait
[14:17] <Twin`> benedict xvi owns a multi-billiob dollar corp?
[14:18] <D1> popecorp!
[14:18] <Twin`> billion even
[14:18] <mjirax> pope on a rope
[14:18] <Twin`> aren't clergymen supposed to take a vow of poverty?
[14:19] <Twin`> portapope
[14:19] <Tarkaan> masturbating to nuns..
[14:19] <Tarkaan> bad habit
[14:19] <Georgyw5k> So they have to like, live on soup, sleep in alleyways and whore themselv
[14:19] <Twin`> nah
[14:19] <Twin`> they can have a house and shit
[14:19] <Twin`> but they're not supposed to be rich
[14:20] <Twin`> like
[14:20] <Twin`> they can't have a 3 story house
[14:20] <Twin`> and 4 cars in the parking lot
[14:20] <Twin`> with a boat + trailer around back
[14:20] <Tarkaan> televangelists on the other hand
[14:20] <Twin`> or
[14:20] <Tarkaan> my boss lives across the lake from one
[14:20] <Twin`> they're not supposed to
[14:21] <Tarkaan> MASSIVE fucking house, three boats
[14:22] <Twin`> i'm not sure televangelists are even a part of the religion they preach
[14:22] <Twin`> i think they just show up and talk shit on camera
[14:22] <Twin`> and people listen
[14:22] <r3in> wouldnt that be false advertising
[14:22] * r3in knows graham was, not sure about his family though
[14:24] <Twin`> not really
[14:24] <Twin`> where does it say in the bible that you have to be a christian to spread the
[14:24] <r3in> not that,
[14:24] <r3in> <Twin`> i'm not sure televangelists are even a part of the religion the
[14:25] <Twin`> yea, and in response, i am saying that i'm not sure that any religion actuall
[14:26] <Twin`> as long you never actually say you're a member of religion x
[14:26] <r3in> well how many people are going to listen to a satanist preaching about christi
[14:26] <Twin`> then you haven't told any lies
[14:26] <Twin`> alot, apparently.
[14:26] <Georgyw5k> Well i guess it doesn't work if they're complete polar opposites, as far
[14:26] <Twin`> people watch the 700 club
[14:27] <Twin`> i am pretty sure pat robertson is in it for the money
[14:28] <Twin`> the christian broadcasting network studios building here
[14:28] <Twin`> has like
[14:28] <Twin`> fucking stained oak roof shingles
[14:28] <Tarkaan> there is a HUGE christian broadcasting network PALACE here
[14:28] <Tarkaan> brass trim and pillars
[14:29] <Twin`> the place i am talking about is their headquarters + studios
[14:29] <Twin`> well, main studios at least
[14:29] <Tarkaan> yeah we got a televangelist down here with his own network
[14:29] <Tarkaan> don't know what it's called
[14:29] <Tarkaan> OH MY FUCKING GOD
[14:30] <Tarkaan> I was driving past a mosque the other day
[14:30] <Tarkaan> was some muslim holy day
[14:30] <Rjx> what is a televangelist exactly?
[14:30] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, friday?
[14:30] <Tarkaan> the parking lot was RAMMED with taxicabs
[14:30] <Tarkaan> Thuryn, was like 2 weeks ago
[14:30] <Thuryn> hrm
[14:30] <Tarkaan> ALL kinds of fucking taxicabs
[14:30] <Thuryn> don't know of a holiday two weeks ago
[14:31] <Tarkaan> maybe more, maybe less
[14:31] <Twin`> televangelist = fancy word for tv preacher
[14:31] <Rjx> ah ok
[14:31] <Tarkaan> url wikipedia televangelist
[14:31] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia televangelist": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Televangelist
[14:31] <Thuryn> they try to get people to convert and send them money
[14:31] <Tarkaan> big bucks, no whammies, STOP!
[14:31] <Twin`> my thing is
[14:31] <Twin`> the CBN hq building and grounds has millions of dollars in the fucking landsc
[14:32] <Tarkaan> In the USA and Canada, a televangelist (portmanteau for "television evangel
[14:32] <Twin`> and then more millions in the architechture
[14:32] <Twin`> yet
[14:32] <Twin`> people still watch the 700 club and send pat money like he needs it.
[14:33] <Tarkaan> A series of such scandals in the 1980s resulted in the fall from grace of s
[14:33] <Tarkaan> Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell achieved further notoriety in 2001 with the
[14:33] <Tarkaan> GODHATESFAGSDOTCOM!!!!!
[14:34] <Kurin> That's like the guy I saw at 4am on TV who was telling me that if I sent him
[14:34] <Kurin> I can't believe people can actually do that with a straight face
[14:34] <Twin`> shit
[14:34] <Twin`> if people actually did it
[14:34] <Twin`> i'd be saying that with a stonewall jackson face
[14:34] <Tarkaan> HAHAHAHHahahhahaa
[14:34] <Tarkaan> yall damn skippy
[14:34] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, muslims get just stupid about trying to get to the mosque
[14:35] <Tarkaan> taxi drivers.
[14:35] <Thuryn> that just makes it worse
[14:35] <Tarkaan> the mosque was full of taxi drivers.
[14:36] <Tarkaan> fuck, I have to eat, I'm catabolizing
[14:36] <Thuryn> ha!
[14:36] <Thuryn> you just like to say "catabolizing"
[14:36] <Thuryn> brb (prayers)
[14:37] <Twin`> url wikipedia catabolizing
[14:37] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia catabolizing": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agrobacterium_tume
[14:38] <wind`> [17:37] <iiuik> we finally moved it: cams2006. com
[14:38] <Twin`> not what i was looking for, but it did open firefox.
[14:38] <wind`> ban him ;[
[14:39] <wind`> ;]
[14:40] <Twin`> woah nelly, hub is a ghost tow
[14:40] <Twin`> n
[14:40] <terminal> yeah i know
[14:41] <wind`> i in, i in
[14:41] <Twin`> wind: those bots make me paranoid sometimes
[14:41] <Twin`> cause they'll use the vague name of a girl i talked to like 2 sec before they
[14:42] <wind`> hm
[14:43] <wind`> if anyone wants The Fray - How To Save A Life album, i gots it
[14:44] <Twin`> heyyy. i used to know pronobozo
[14:44] <wind`> ?
[14:44] <wind`> i haven't listened to them in a while
[14:44] <Twin`> him
[14:44] <Twin`> it's actually one person
[14:44] <Twin`> purely studio
[14:45] <Twin`> i used to play MxO with him awhile back.
[14:45] <wind`> really?
[14:45] <Twin`> yea
[14:45] <D1> hey
[14:45] <Twin`> the MxO beta community was one of the tightest game communities i had ever se
[14:46] <D1> does superman still have that hippie long hair?
[14:46] <Thuryn> not hippie
[14:46] <Twin`> everybody knew everybody
[14:46] <Thuryn> beatnik
[14:46] <Twin`> almost literally
[14:46] <D1> he never got a haircut since?
[14:47] <Thuryn> clark kent was pretty straight-laced (and clean cut)
[14:47] <Badtzmaru> there was a while when he had longish hair
[14:47] <Twin`> someone could have been like your worst enemy ever during the beta, but they'
[14:47] <Badtzmaru> when they did the gayness with his powers
[14:47] <wind`> my neighbors friends/relatives are around today, one of the ladies is pretty
[14:47] <Twin`> it fell apart like 2-3 months after the game went life
[14:47] <Twin`> live
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