Session Start: Sat Apr 15 00:00:00 2006
Session Ident: #geekissues
[00:01] <anthill> not her
[00:01] <Badtzmaru> god that hair
[00:01] <fawzy> thats her
[00:01] <Tsuta> looks kinda.... off
[00:02] <fawzy> http://wiw.org/~jess/wp-uploads/scarykelly.jpg
[00:02] <Tsuta> holy crap
[00:02] <Tsuta> ew
[00:02] <fawzy> haha
[00:02] <fawzy> made your dick limp eh?
[00:02] <Tsuta> erm. i don't have one.
[00:03] <Tsuta> so that'd be quite a feat
[00:03] <Badtzmaru> see hwo bad that was, turned Tsuta female!
[00:03] <Tsuta> xD
[00:04] <fawzy> hah
[00:04] <fawzy> made your tits sag?
[00:04] <Tsuta> i hope not >.>''
[00:05] <jonathans> ick
[00:05] <D1-> look at the fat osborne kid
[00:05] <D1-> http://www.hunkvideo.com/webbbspix/cabana_boy/guesswho.jpg
[00:06] <fawzy> jack can pull so much ass its not funny
[00:06] <Tsuta> ...who is that?
[00:06] <fawzy> kelly's brother
[00:06] <Tsuta> whoa
[00:06] <Tsuta> thats jack?
[00:07] <fawzy> si
[00:07] <fawzy> he did some show for uk bout how he lost weight
[00:07] <PiNiN> ok fuckers passing out
[00:09] <Badtzmaru> and he still looks like a moron
[00:14] <Twin`> i took the time to show my mom everything google has their hand in.
[00:14] <Twin`> her reaction was pretty much "God damn."
[00:20] <PiNiN> freakin' friends calling and waking me up
[00:20] <PiNiN> then they have no reception
[00:20] <PiNiN> so now i have to wait for them to call back
[00:21] <PiNiN> haha twin
[00:21] <Twin`> i tell people to call me if i'm asleep
[00:21] <Twin`> most of the ones who bother to have yet to disappoint me
[00:24] <PiNiN> word i don't mind the call
[00:24] <PiNiN> i mind the waiting for a location with reception
[00:25] <Twin`> the only thing i ask people to not do
[00:25] <Twin`> is call me drunk
[00:26] <Twin`> cause i swear to god every time someone does
[00:26] <Twin`> they go all emo on me
[00:26] <PiNiN> haha i don't mind em if they are rare
[00:28] <Rendiew> argh this is shitting me
[00:29] <Twin`> i could have sworn i was running the emo help line for a minute
[00:35] <PiNiN> i just left her a nasty voicemail
[00:35] <PiNiN> "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO A PLACE TO CALL ME BACK"
[00:35] <PiNiN> "I GUESS NOT SO CALL ME TOMORROW CAUSE I'M GOING BACK TO SLEEP"
[00:35] <PiNiN> and with that, good night again
[01:04] <timmo> you know what pisses me off
[01:04] <timmo> going to a bar
[01:04] <timmo> and then having to wash my hair
[01:04] <timmo> because it smells like cigarettes
[01:05] <Twin`> i hate washing my hair in general
[01:07] <finn__> I've got to much hair to not wash it
[01:07] <timmo> i got a lot of hair
[01:07] <timmo> true story
[01:07] <timmo> ive got like 16" of hair
[01:07] <timmo> w2
[01:07] <poopy> timmo Temp 46F/8C; Wind /; Conditions ; Sunset 8:07PM; high:(lower 60s) low:(
[01:07] <Twin`> you never striked me as having hippie hair tim
[01:07] <finn__> calc 16" in metric
[01:08] <finn__> calc 16" in cm
[01:08] <finn__> calc something!
[01:08] <timmo> 4 more inches than a foot
[01:08] <finn__> a foot is 30 cm or something
[01:08] <finn__> k
[01:08] <timmo> twin: i used to have shorter spikey type hair
[01:08] <Twin`> calc 16 inches to cm
[01:08] <pinkboa> - 16 inches = 40.64 centimeters
[01:08] <timmo> then one day got drunk and shaved it
[01:08] <timmo> then i only cut it once since
[01:09] <finn__> thanks Twin`
[01:09] <Twin`> man, we need to get some hair gel
[01:09] <Twin`> and guile it
[01:09] <finn__> last time I had mine cut was 1 day before my 18. birthday
[01:09] <Twin`> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Streetfighter_guile_illust.png
[01:11] * Rjx- is now known as Rjx
[01:14] <Twin`> calc 90 kmph to mph
[01:14] <Twin`> hm
[01:14] <Twin`> calc 90 km to miles
[01:14] <pinkboa> - 90 kilometers = 55.9234073 miles
[01:16] <Kurin> http://www.summitpost.org/image/185785/186336/disappearing-rabbit-trick.html
[01:18] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[01:22] <finn__> hah awesome
[01:29] <Zera> 378 days for an album -_-
[01:29] <Zera> woo for broadband!
[01:30] <Rjx> haha http://maps.google.com/?ll=40.744506,-73.954516&spn=0.001829,0.003659&t=h
[01:31] <daze> yes Rjx YES!
[01:36] <Twinge-> Hah! Nice.
[01:37] <Rjx> Coral Gables, Fla., attorney Jack Thompson has filed a federal lawsuit against
[01:46] <Zera> what would a .wpl file be for?
[01:47] <Durandal`> god
[01:47] <Durandal`> i just got home from work
[01:47] <Durandal`> 12 hours of bathrooms
[01:47] <Durandal`> this week is insane
[01:50] <Kurin> Bathrooms?
[01:50] <Durandal`> there's a guy at work
[01:50] <Durandal`> he has not left property since thursday morning 4am
[01:51] <Durandal`> there are a ton of break rooms that go unused most of the time
[01:51] <Durandal`> a lot of them have nice fold out beds
[01:51] <Durandal`> that's where cast members crash whenever they have a 2 or 3 hour shift di
[01:52] <Durandal`> bathrooms meaning i spent 12 hours checking 7 different bathrooms
[01:52] <Twin`> on foot? or did you get a ninja golfcart?
[01:54] <daze> Zera: windows password file i believe
[01:54] <daze> it holds dialup passwords and what not
[01:55] <Durandal`> yeah on foot
[01:55] <Durandal`> i wish i had a pargo
[01:55] <daze> or windows play list :)
[01:55] <Durandal`> but alas i am a custodial grunt
[01:56] <Twin`> do you even like your job?
[01:57] <Twin`> in all seriousness
[01:57] <Rjx> this is hilarious, definately nsfw though
[01:57] <Rjx> http://video3.shooshtime.com/vids/dcfa1b568fdf356b77004498276f8757_cumonherhair
[01:59] <Twin`> he ruined it by shooting so far it went on her face
[02:12] <DigDug> what the fuck
[02:12] <DigDug> three days of woot-offs?
[02:13] <DigDug> hi Badtzmaru
[02:16] <Twin`> no
[02:16] <Twin`> woot off is over
[02:17] <DigDug> ohh
[02:17] <DigDug> silly firefox and oflfine mode
[02:18] <DigDug> holy shit
[02:18] <DigDug> the speakers that are up look awesome
[02:18] <DigDug> boston acoustics makes good shit
[02:19] <DigDug> yeah, i am so buying these
[02:19] <DigDug> unless one of you recommends otherwise
[02:25] <Durandal`> Twin`, yes i do like my job
[02:25] <Durandal`> some days i like it less
[02:25] <Durandal`> just like any other job
[02:32] <Zera> stop making fun of my quit message
[02:37] <Durandal`> rendiew you faggot i didn't know you still played wow
[03:06] <Aimee-> oh happy day!
[03:07] <FormerlyM> why?
[03:07] <Aimee-> because Im here..
[03:07] <Aimee-> duh :P
[03:07] <FormerlyM> oh sorry, obvious queston :P
[03:08] <Aimee-> its ok, Ill let it go this time
[03:08] <FormerlyM> what are you up 2 ?
[03:09] <Aimee-> nadda you
[03:10] <FormerlyM> tampoco
[03:11] <FormerlyM> just chilling out during easter breaks from college
[03:12] <Aimee-> what is tampoco
[03:12] <Aimee-> where are you from
[03:12] <FormerlyM> new zealand
[03:12] <FormerlyM> but i spent some time in south america
[03:12] <Aimee-> oh god
[03:12] <Aimee-> :P
[03:12] <Aimee-> Carnivale!
[03:12] <FormerlyM> and tampoco means neither
[03:13] <FormerlyM> oh yeah baby
[03:13] <Aimee-> lol
[03:14] <FormerlyM> and boom, like that, i repelled her
[03:33] <Kurin> Who were those clowns?
[03:34] <Rjx> http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Golden%20Girl.jpg
[03:37] <Rjx> someone found one that almost tops that photo
[03:37] <Rjx> http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060404/capt.cali11604040212.giants_
[03:37] <Kurin> Did that really happen
[03:40] <Rjx> Used and New: Durex Extra Sensitive Lubricated Condoms, 24 Condoms
[04:10] <Rjx> spell independantly
[04:10] <pinkboa> - independently perhaps?
[04:25] * _johnston is now known as johnstone
[04:26] <Jimmothi> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=308338585#post30
[04:45] <Kurin> I wish there were a website devoted to the aftermath of videos that go around
[04:45] <Kurin> Like that one guy who was crossing the street and got wiped out by the car th
[04:45] <Kurin> Or that other kid who got his face kicked into a curb and a light bulb
[04:46] <Kurin> Or that kid who tried to hit a kid on a bike and ended up slamming his head i
[04:46] <Kurin> I need closure for these
[05:16] <Kurin> Windows Update fucked another customer
[05:16] <Kurin> That's two this month
[05:21] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[06:26] <Rjx> i see a ship in the harbor
[06:26] <Rjx> i can and shall obey
[06:27] * Thero salutes
[06:30] <Rjx> whattup homie g
[06:31] <Thero> sad
[06:31] <Thero> I need alcohol.
[06:31] <Rjx> why the sadness?
[06:31] <Thero> Because i have no alcohol.
[06:31] <Thero> Actually i just woke up after a weird night.
[06:31] <Rjx> ah yeah, i forget the drinking age over there is 21
[06:32] <Thero> I kept dreaming i was finding like money all over the place.
[06:32] <Thero> Then i woke up and it wasn't true.
[06:32] <Thero> but i paid off my debt
[06:32] <Thero> all 261.83 of it.
[06:33] <Rjx> thankfully right now i'm about $2k in the green
[06:33] <Thero> nice
[06:33] <Thero> i've never had more than maybe 350 dollars at one time.
[06:33] <Kurin> http://boston.craigslist.org/sad/144577558.html I wish I were in the area to
[06:34] <Rjx> its rare i spend money on anything other than the essentials
[06:34] <Rjx> when it comes to computer/hardware shit, i upgrade when things break
[06:34] <Thero> I need a major upgrade.
[06:34] <Rjx> what's your current setup?
[06:35] <Thero> My comp here maybe has one new thing, which is a GForce Fx 5500 (256 vid)
[06:35] <Thero> 996mhz, 256 ram
[06:35] <Thero> (celeron)
[06:35] <Rjx> i need to upgrade RAM on this machine
[06:35] <Rjx> but i can classify that as a business expense
[06:35] <Thero> the best comp in the house is downstairs, a 1ghz Athlon , 768 Ram, 128 Vid ca
[06:36] <Thero> well....technically the best computer in the house is my sister's Macbook.
[06:36] <Thero> But i'm not counting that.
[06:36] <Thero> hmmm, well my high school graduation is coming up.
[06:37] <Thero> I know i'm getting a laptop + a fuckton of money.
[06:37] <Rjx> probably worth getting a 64bit processor when you upgrade
[06:37] <Thero> yeah
[06:38] <Thero> but my recruiter told me i should stick to laptops
[06:38] <Thero> at least till i get a higher rank
[06:38] <Rjx> doh yeah, army
[06:38] <Tarkaan> there's a Mission Impossible 3?
[06:38] <Thero> because ill be moving around alot
[06:38] <Rjx> yeah
[06:38] <Thero> Tarkaan: Hell and welcome to 6 months ago.
[06:38] <Thero> *hello ><
[06:38] <Rjx> Tarkaan: just pretend it never happened
[06:38] <Thero> but yeah
[06:38] <Rjx> like Lawnmower Man 2
[06:38] <Thero> Actually rjx this looks decent.
[06:38] <Tarkaan> that would be best
[06:39] <Spidey> w2
[06:39] <poopy> Spidey Temp 51.9F/11.1C; Wind 0mph; Conditions Overcast; Sunset 7:25PMPDT; hi
[06:39] <Spidey> lies
[06:39] <Spidey> it's way warmer than that
[06:39] <Spidey> .w 28215
[06:39] <Tubbee> Charlotte, NC (35.2°N/80.7°W, 198M); Last Updated: 9:30 AM EDT; Dew Point: 5
[06:39] <Tarkaan> I watch like 90% of my television on tivo, 5% on HBO/SHO.. I didn't know a
[06:40] <Rjx> you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
[06:40] <Rjx> i am on quite a high lately
[06:40] <jonathans> how the fuck am i awake and sober at 9:30am
[06:40] <Thero> Magic
[06:41] <Thero> but send me some alcohol for testing jonathans.
[06:41] <Rjx> the irish part of you has high alcohol tolerance
[06:41] <Thero> PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD :(
[06:41] <Tarkaan> I just woke up. that's how I did it
[06:41] <Rjx> my explanation
[06:41] <jonathans> ethnic super powers
[06:41] <Rjx> aye
[06:41] <jonathans> of course
[06:41] <Thero> i dont have any good ethnic superpowers
[06:41] <Rjx> you can use your native indian ethnic powers to seduce amy via smoke signals
[06:41] <Thero> other than my russian, german, and native american side.
[06:41] <Thero> I can create communism, have great freaky sex, and call buffalo.
[06:42] <Thero> Other than that im stingy, i sit in corners of round rooms, i make sucky purf
[06:42] <jonathans> http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1144929448/Owned_by_a_Runaway_Tire
[06:42] <Thero> hmm
[06:43] <jonathans> pretend you did not see the url or the title or the comment at the top
[06:43] <Tarkaan> I kinda wanna have secks with Minnie Driver
[06:43] <Thero> i think iTunes gipped me.
[06:43] <jonathans> and its way way funnier
[06:43] <Thero> I just upgraded and now it won't start.
[06:43] <Thero> wtf?
[06:43] <jonathans> haha smoke signals
[06:43] <jonathans> .oO( I WANT ) .oO( YOUR BODY ) .oO( YOU SEXY BITCH )
[06:44] <Rjx> you know, i had no idea patrick stewart was british
[06:44] <Thero> you couldn't tell?
[06:44] <jonathans> oh shit
[06:44] <jonathans> i thought he was just always faking an accent
[06:44] <Rjx> i had an inkling that he did shakespearian acting before TNG
[06:44] <Rjx> you can kinda tell
[06:44] <Rjx> but i didn't think he was british
[06:45] <Thero> AHAHAH that tire video is great
[06:45] <Rjx> Peter Andre (I) (actor, composer)
[06:45] <Rjx> that's a goddamn lie
[06:45] <Rjx> he's neither
[06:45] <jonathans> remember when he did moby dick
[06:46] <jonathans> it was some tv network production
[06:47] <Rjx> haha i don't think i've seen that
[06:47] <Thero> gah
[06:47] <Thero> I'm going to destroy apple.
[06:47] <Rjx> i also found it pretty disturbing how many lifetime movies had famous actors in
[06:47] <Tarkaan> stewart was Royal Shakespeare Company, no? Course he's brit.
[06:47] <Thero> "Upgrade to a version of iTunes that doesn't start up!"
[06:47] <Tarkaan> and that tire video is funny as FUCK
[06:47] <Rjx> obviously before they did anything significant ;x
[06:48] <Rjx> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418294/
[06:48] <Rjx> The Virgin of Juarez (2006)
[06:48] <Rjx> why wasn't i told about this movie
[06:48] <sxh> because you're not pac's homeboy
[06:49] <sxh> only friends of tupac amaru shakur are invited
[06:49] <sxh> or something like that
[06:50] <Kurin> That tire is great
[06:52] <Rjx> haha just watched it
[06:52] <Rjx> it's funny how the tire goes straight for the dude
[06:52] <Rjx> i mean there's so much other shit it could've hit
[06:54] <jonathans> http://okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11139180216150905837
[06:54] <jonathans> ^ BITCH STFU
[06:54] <Kurin> http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=480
[06:54] <Kurin> Seriously, though
[06:54] <Kurin> What's with people fucking with light tubes
[06:55] <Kurin> I have to log in?
[06:55] <jonathans> official clerks 2 trailer http://youtube.com/watch?v=gLvhJ0m5ask
[06:55] <jonathans> oh you do?
[06:55] <jonathans> usually you dont have to
[06:56] <jonathans> TOUGH
[06:56] <jonathans> just know that her self-description is five or six paragraphs
[07:02] <Kurin> http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=474 MORE of this shit?
[07:05] <flamiky> salve
[07:06] <qoa> The next time anyone in here wants to call anyone else stupid, or an idiot, the
[07:06] <jonathans> haha
[07:06] <TMH_> hey is emery cloth just for metalwork
[07:07] <jonathans> rub it on your balls
[07:07] <TMH_> or can you use it for smoothing down plastics as well
[07:07] <TMH_> is there something better for smoothing down plastics
[07:07] <TMH_> /topic welcome to #metalworking
[07:21] <ducklord> sup
[07:24] <ducklord> :(
[07:25] <TMH_> what is up duckie
[07:26] <ducklord> someone joined with the nick "supfool" to mock me
[07:26] <ducklord> I'm waiting for my steak to get cooked
[07:26] <Tarkaan> sup, fool
[07:26] <jonathans> actually he is a fag from #ytmnd
[07:26] <jonathans> that i banned
[07:26] <ducklord> affirmative
[07:26] <ducklord> [16:19] <ducklord> sup
[07:26] <TMH_> so what
[07:26] <ducklord> [16:20] * supfool has joined #geekissues
[07:26] <ducklord> almost seemed obvious
[07:26] <TMH_> he joined this channel
[07:27] <TMH_> looked around
[07:27] <Tarkaan> I guess that means *you're* the man now, dog! lol!!!!~!
[07:27] <TMH_> LOLZOR
[07:27] <ducklord> ell o ell
[07:27] <ducklord> 5
[07:27] <ducklord> it's sunny and hot out today
[07:28] <ducklord> it gets me in such a good mood
[07:28] <jonathans> hell yea
[07:28] <ducklord> yes, that's right, the SUN in .no!
[07:28] <ducklord> long time, no see
[07:28] <ducklord> I feel like making love to a moderately attractive woman tonight
[07:37] <Rjx> your mother is free tonight
[07:37] <Rjx> oh, you said attractive
[07:37] <ducklord> ;[
[07:38] <ducklord> you may have won this battle
[07:38] <ducklord> blabla etc
[07:38] <Tarkaan> she's not free
[07:38] <Tarkaan> but she's available
[07:42] <ducklord> ;[
[07:42] <ducklord> you may have won this battle
[07:42] <ducklord> blabla etc
[07:49] <Rjx> did i hear someone say WEEABOO?
[07:49] <Rjx> cos i thought i hear someone say weeaboo!
[07:50] <TMH_> haha
[07:50] <ducklord> time to get started on season 3 of FG
[07:52] * Thero abandons hope :(
[07:52] * Rjx changes topic to 'abandon hope all ye who press enter here'
[07:52] <Thero> Ug that kind of hurt.
[07:53] <Thero> I was filling my zippo up with fluid, and i forgot i spilt some down the side
[07:53] <Thero> so when i went to light it, kabam. Human BBQ.
[07:53] <ducklord> I set fire to my hair in class once
[07:53] <ducklord> while trying to hear if there was any gas left in my lighter
[07:53] <ducklord> it was
[07:53] <Thero> smelly?
[07:53] <ducklord> and hot
[07:54] <Thero> ah
[07:54] <ducklord> yup
[07:55] <Thero> hmmm
[07:55] <ducklord> damn
[07:55] <Thero> i love YTMND
[07:55] <ducklord> mouse gestures in opera is pretty useless on this laptop
[07:55] <Thero> for the fack that it's soundtracks rock.
[07:55] <Thero> oh my god...
[07:55] <Thero> did i just say Fack?
[07:55] <jonathans> F A C K
[07:56] <Thero> fack = fact.
[07:56] <Thero> Dekkon: Jews?
[07:56] <ducklord> :O
[07:56] <ducklord> too soon, Thero
[07:57] <Thero> :-/
[07:58] <Thero> oh my god my friends are stupid.
[07:58] <Ifrit> my new zippo's lid is already kinda loose-like
[07:58] <ducklord> they must be LOL
[07:58] <Ifrit> and the old one's flint is used up
[07:58] <Thero> She's on her aim screenname saying "someone is on my screenname, im me to see
[07:58] <Thero> "Ok, which screenname"
[07:58] <Thero> "This one"
[07:59] <Thero> Wtf.
[07:59] <Ifrit> I don't have the warranty on the old one tho, bought it used
[07:59] <Thero> you bought a used zippo?
[08:00] <Ifrit> yeah, well, a guy who owed me some money gave it to me to lessen his debt
[08:00] <ducklord> an exzippo lolll
[08:00] <Ifrit> yeah
[08:00] <Thero> lol
[08:00] <ducklord> did you threaten him?
[08:00] <Ifrit> yeah
[08:00] <Thero> "I will slap you with a trout if you dont pay me back bitch"
[08:00] <ducklord> give me yo lighter, bitch
[08:01] <Ifrit> I will slap you with a pink helicopter
[08:01] <ducklord> but you still have to come up with 5 bucks by this friday
[08:01] <Thero> hmmm duck, go kill apple
[08:01] <Thero> because i got these free itunes download things, and now my broswer is going
[08:01] <ducklord> why?
[08:01] <Thero> like flashing and being spaztastic.
[08:01] <ducklord> my itunes is pretty screwed
[08:01] <ducklord> because i got infected yesterday
[08:01] <ducklord> I like viruses
[08:01] <Thero> hmm
[08:02] <Thero> mine just doesnt work
[08:02] <ducklord> if I get lucky, free formatting!
[08:02] <Thero> that might be why the browser keeps rapidly loading and refreshing.
[08:03] <Thero> i think itunes 6 is fucked.
[08:03] <Thero> cause i can't load anything.
[08:03] <Thero> not even the progra
[08:03] <Thero> m
[08:03] <swight> Fox has signed a six-year revenue sharing agreement with its 187 affiliates
[08:03] <ducklord> who
[08:03] <ducklord> a
[08:03] <Thero> um
[08:03] <Thero> 60%?
[08:03] <Thero> what?
[08:04] <ducklord> 60% is the name of the best selling brand of booze in norway
[08:04] <swight> trust me, you probably watch less than 60% of their prime time crap anyway
[08:04] <Thero> THe only time i watch fox is when the cable box turns off and its automatical
[08:05] <swight> No Simpsons? Family Guy?
[08:05] <Thero> Simpsons: DvD,so i can watch the good episodes.
[08:05] <Thero> Family guy, adult swim.
[08:06] <ducklord> Rjx`! ^^5!
[08:06] <Thero> Adult Swim needs to be its own Network.
[08:06] <Thero> Technically it is, but i mean it needs its own channel.
[08:07] <Thero> [11:01] <ducklord> because i got infected yesterday
[08:07] <Thero> ..
[08:07] <Thero> that's not what i wanted to paste
[08:07] <ducklord> ;(
[08:07] <Thero> wtf is that from anyway
[08:08] <Thero> oh
[08:08] <ducklord> what are you, a goldfish?
[08:08] <Thero> probably.
[08:08] <swight> a goldfish?
[08:08] <Thero> goldfish?
[08:09] <swight> acting like a parrot now
[08:09] <Thero> Stop telling me i act like random pets.
[08:10] <Thero> url itunes 6 loading problem
[08:10] <pinkboa> - "itunes 6 loading problem": http://www.redchairsoftware.com/anapod/
[08:10] <ducklord> acting like a Thero now
[08:10] <Thero> WHY WONT YOU START
[08:11] <ducklord> because I never stopped!
[08:11] <ducklord> ROCKING OUT!
[08:11] <Rjx`> ;[ been invited to a friend gathering this evening
[08:11] <Rjx`> thinking over whether i want to go or not
[08:12] <Thero> hmm
[08:12] <Thero> how good of friends are they?
[08:12] <Rjx`> they're good friends, i'm just not sure i actually want to hang out with anyon
[08:12] <ducklord> psh
[08:12] <ducklord> just go
[08:12] <Thero> They have liqours?
[08:12] <Rjx`> always
[08:13] <ducklord> if it sucks, go home
[08:13] <ducklord> easy as that, my man
[08:13] <Rjx`> i think i shall investigate further to find out whether my ex will be there
[08:14] <ducklord> that might be good thinking
[08:21] <Thero> Rjx
[08:21] <Thero> Just go, there will be liqour.
[08:21] <Thero> YES
[08:21] <Thero> I GOT IT TO WORK
[08:21] <Thero> duck
[08:22] <Thero> http://www.softwaretipsandtricks.com/forum/windows-xp/26026-itunes-wont-open.
[08:23] <Rjx`> decided against it most probably
[08:26] <Thero> hmm
[08:26] <Thero> well
[08:26] <Thero> give me a plane ticket, and ill bring some random people with liqour.
[08:27] <Rjx`> i don't want any liquour
[08:27] <Thero> oh
[08:27] <Thero> well i do
[08:27] <Thero> <-- fell off the wagon last weekend.
[08:27] <ducklord> thanks, Thero
[08:28] <ducklord> I'm trying to get on the wagon again
[08:28] <ducklord> wait
[08:28] <ducklord> is it on or off the wagon?
[08:28] <ducklord> I'm trying to get OFF the wagon
[08:29] <Thero> when you fall off the wagon
[08:29] <Thero> that means if you stopped drinking before
[08:29] <Thero> you started again
[08:29] <Thero> <--- has done so.
[08:29] <ducklord> well, I stopped for a while
[08:29] <Thero> i didnt really choose to
[08:30] <Thero> i just sorta ran out
[08:30] <ducklord> not because I needed to or wanted to, it just got to be that way
[08:30] <Thero> and then never really thought about it
[08:30] <Rjx> http://www.drstrange.co.uk/anims/titanicpeppers.gif
[08:30] <Thuryn> !calc 600 ^ 0.5
[08:30] <Thuryn> !calc sqrt(600)
[08:30] <Thuryn> ;[
[08:31] <fawzy> 24.4948974
[08:31] <ducklord> yoi lose
[08:31] <ducklord> you win
[08:31] <c-rOCK> is the new afi single out yet
[08:32] <c-rOCK> apparently thats a yes
[08:32] <ducklord> 10-4
[08:32] <Rjx> ten four
[08:34] <ducklord> thank yiu
[08:34] <ducklord> you
[08:37] <Thuryn> calc 3+3
[08:37] <pinkboa> - 3 + 3 = 6
[08:37] <Thuryn> stupid !
[08:37] * Thuryn kicks the ! off the keyboard
[08:37] <Thuryn> .w
[08:37] <Tubbee> I could not find ''.
[08:37] <Thuryn> .w 65211
[08:37] <Tubbee> Columbia, MO (38.9°N/92.3°W, 271M); Last Updated: 9:54 AM CDT; Dew Point: 57
[08:40] <wind> w2
[08:40] <poopy> wind Temp 73F/23C; Wind 6mph; Conditions Mostly Cloudy; Sunset 7:46PM; high:(
[08:40] <wind> good day for joggin
[08:40] <Thuryn> yup. or RIDIN!
[08:40] <wind> or hopin
[08:40] <Thuryn> hoppin?
[08:40] <wind> hoppin
[08:40] <Thero> someone suggest the best song in the world to get
[08:41] <Thuryn> The Final Countdown
[08:41] <Thero> have it
[08:41] <Thuryn> Top Gun Anthem
[08:41] <Thero> have it
[08:41] <Thuryn> Star Wars Main Theme
[08:41] <wind> tenacious D - tribute
[08:41] <Thero> ...got it
[08:41] <Tarkaan> Noah's Dove from 10000 Maniacs Unplugged
[08:41] <Thuryn> Tone Loc - Wild Thing
[08:41] <wind> url tenacious D - tribute
[08:41] <pinkboa> - "tenacious D - tribute": http://www.rhetbear.com/MUSIC/tenaciousd.htm
[08:42] <Thero> hmm
[08:42] <Thero> im going to find a random japanese song to waste this free itunes song thing
[08:42] <Thuryn> tone loc, just for the crazy bass
[08:42] <Thuryn> Van Halen - Jump
[08:43] <Thuryn> or Panama
[08:43] <Thuryn> or wait... something that will get jestuh going:
[08:43] <Thuryn> the 1812 Overture
[08:43] <falk> Tchaikovsky fan? :p
[08:44] <Thero> i have that
[08:44] <Serena[T]> with *real* cannons!
[08:44] <Thero> and a techno version of it
[08:44] <Thuryn> it's prominently featured in V
[08:44] <Thero> btw i downloaded the main theme from Band of BRothers
[08:44] <Thero> so there that goes
[08:44] <Thuryn> not bad
[08:44] <Thero> i cant download anything for another day
[08:44] <Thero> then again
[08:44] <Thero> i got two more free songs w00t
[08:44] <Thero> lol
[08:44] <Thero> url Kansas City Shuffle Slevin
[08:44] <t3h-gr1m> I rather like Tchaikovsky.
[08:44] <pinkboa> - "Kansas City Shuffle Slevin": http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06096/679699
[08:44] <Thuryn> yup same here
[08:45] <Thuryn> i like mozart as well. his music is ... silly.
[08:45] <wind> i love the tenacious d videos
[08:45] <t3h-gr1m> My favorites are Beethoven and Mozart.
[08:45] <Thero> Bach rocks with the classical.
[08:45] <Thuryn> Thero, Weird Al - Hooked On Polkas
[08:45] <Thero> He owned Mozart.
[08:45] <jonathans> more like taicocksky
[08:45] <jonathans> amirite
[08:45] <Tarkaan> lol
[08:45] <Thero> pfft
[08:45] <dekkon> fofofofo
[08:45] <t3h-gr1m> Schubert's cool too.
[08:46] <falk> not to forget Strauss also
[08:46] <Thero> tchaikovsky could own mozart anyday
[08:46] <Thuryn> Weird Al 0wnz0rs them all
[08:46] <Thero> real men use cannons in their music.
[08:46] <falk> haha
[08:46] <Thuryn> lol
[08:46] <Tarkaan> noow that's bass
[08:46] <t3h-gr1m> lmao
[08:46] <Thuryn> "okay, we'll need to knock out this wall before the concert"
[08:46] <t3h-gr1m> What rules is the ginormous contrabass saxophone.
[08:46] <Thero> pfft
[08:46] <Thero> it rules only if your an asian-dick.
[08:46] <Thuryn> "either that, or we could just knock it out DURING the concert..."
[08:47] <Tarkaan> come on, we're not talking Great White here
[08:47] <Thuryn> Thero: Joe Satriani - Summer Song
[08:47] <Thuryn> or Ice 9
[08:47] <Thero> i remember back when Tupac wanted to tour with Mozart
[08:47] <Thero> They were homies.
[08:47] <Tarkaan> Thero, the Ataris cover of Boys of Summer
[08:47] <Thuryn> Tarkaan, FOO!
[08:48] <Thero> IM DONE WITH THE DOWNLOAD
[08:48] * Thuryn slaps Tarkaan around a bit with a large trout
[08:48] <Thero> [11:43] <Thero> btw i downloaded the main theme from Band of BRothers
[08:48] <Thero> [11:44] <Thero> so there that goes
[08:48] <Thuryn> THE ORIGINAL WAS JUST FINE TYVM
[08:48] <Thuryn> although the Foo Fighter's cover of Rafferty's "Baker Street" totally kicked
[08:49] <Tarkaan> no shit, they did that?!
[08:49] <Tarkaan> fuck I gotta get that
[08:49] <Thuryn> yup. it rocks
[08:50] <t3h-gr1m> As far as covers go
[08:51] <t3h-gr1m> Graveworm's cover of REM's "Losing My Religion"
[08:51] <t3h-gr1m> :D
[08:51] <Rjx`> don't stand so
[08:51] <Rjx`> don't stand so
[08:52] <Rjx`> don't stand so close to me
[08:52] * slackR pokes Rjx
[08:52] <Thero> ahahahahahahahahaha
[08:52] <Thero> this dude has the yakko warner's nation song video on his myspace
[08:52] <Thero> http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=651
[08:53] <Thuryn> <3 Rjx`
[08:53] <Rjx`> both the cover and the original of "baker street" were awesome
[08:53] <Thuryn> agreed
[08:53] <Serena[T]> http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060413/media_nm/retail_disney_recall_dc;_ylt
[08:53] <Rjx`> although i had to listen to gerry rafferty's version every car journey as a ki
[08:53] <Rjx`> my dad used to work on bakers street
[08:54] <Thuryn> hehehe Right... down... the li-ine...
[08:54] <Thuryn> i just wanna sa-ay this is mah way
[08:54] <Thuryn> of tellin' you that-a every day i'm-a lovin' you
[08:54] <Rjx`> i also aquired my dad's taste for frank sinatra
[08:54] <Thuryn> (etc.
[08:54] <Thuryn> alright, well that's enough screwing around
[08:54] <Thuryn> i'm going to ride before it gets hot out
[08:54] <jonathans> 10:54 <@Rjx`> i also aquired my dad's taste
[08:54] <Thuryn> later
[08:55] <Rjx`> <jonathans> i also aquired my dad's taste
[08:55] <Thero> [11:54] <Rjx`> i also aquired my dad's taste
[08:55] <Thuryn> <Thero> i taste my dad's acquires
[08:56] <Thero> <Thuryn> I am an gay.
[08:56] <Thuryn> lol
[08:56] <Rjx`> <Thero> i am a giant homosexual. or am i? i walk down to the river....an
[08:56] <Thuryn> YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT A SECRET
[08:56] * zoral is now known as white_tra
[08:56] <Thero> <Rjx`> When i see the monkeys at the zoo, i look down at their crotch a
[08:56] <Tarkaan> <Tarkaan> i also aquired my dad's taste
[08:56] <Tarkaan> oh wait
[08:57] <Thuryn> hahaha
[08:57] <Tarkaan> shit, missed the point
[08:57] <Thuryn> self-owned
[08:57] * Thero sets mode: +Sad Tarkaan
[08:57] <Thuryn> lmao
[08:57] <Rjx`> who doesn't cry looking at monkey crotches at the zoo?
[08:57] <Rjx`> they're always jerking it in public
[08:57] <Thero> I don't Because i'm not jealous.
[08:57] <ducklord> * Thero sets mode: +PLEASELOVEME Tarkaan
[08:57] <Badtzmaru> Im happy for em
[08:57] <ducklord> lolol
[08:57] <Rjx`> they could be tears of happiness
[08:57] * white_tra is now known as zoral
[08:57] <Thero> Then the question would be.
[08:58] <Thero> Why the FUCK are you crying happily for monkeys jacking off?
[08:58] <Thero> "I'm so happy he's getting his freak on" *crieS*
[08:58] <ducklord> because they deserve it
[08:58] <Badtzmaru> Id be jerking it in public if it werent illegal
[08:58] <Thero> *Sigh*
[08:58] <ducklord> so they are tears of jealousy, badtz?
[08:59] <Badtzmaru> no. Im happy the little bastards can get their wank on
[08:59] <Thero> <Badtzmaru> I WISH I COULD DO THAT.
[08:59] <Rjx`> so Thero walks into a bar
[08:59] <ducklord> AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR
[08:59] <Rjx`> and we'll never know what happened next
[08:59] <jonathans> GIRL
[08:59] <Rjx`> because everybody left
[08:59] <jonathans> I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE GAY BAR
[08:59] <ducklord> best zinger ever, Rjx
[09:00] * Thero logs into his livejournal.
[09:00] <Thero> ;[
[09:00] <Rjx`> jonathans: the best part about that song
[09:00] <Rjx`> was that in the music video they didn't censor the guys in lincoln beards and
[09:00] <Rjx`> working out in tight shorts
[09:00] <Rjx`> they censored the words "nuclear war"
[09:01] <ducklord> I've never seen the video :(
[09:01] <Rjx`> so it went "lets start a BLEEP, start a BLEEP BLEEP"
[09:01] <Rjx`> http://www.res.com/art/images/articles/160x160/gaybar_160.jpg
[09:02] <Rjx`> tip: don't search for "gay bar" on google image search
[09:02] <Rjx`> lot of homoerotic imagery in the results
[09:02] <PiNiN> which video is this?
[09:02] <Rjx`> and a picture of george bush, funnily enough
[09:02] <jonathans> ha
[09:02] <Rjx`> video to "gay bar" by electric six
[09:02] <Thero> Rjx`: No shit?
[09:02] <jonathans> i am thinking of the .swf
[09:03] <jonathans> rathergood.com
[09:03] <ducklord> upgraded your nick for the occation, jes?
[09:03] <ducklord> biggie smalls
[09:03] <jonathans> occasion
[09:03] <ducklord> thank you
[09:04] <ducklord> the norg is learning your language one word at the time
[09:06] <Rjx`> latte recieved?
[09:06] <PiNiN> hell yes ducklord
[09:06] <jonathans> |~|]
[09:06] <Thero> So when the felllow said Thes etu3 fias9
[09:07] <Thero> WHY IS MY CLIPBOARD GAY
[09:07] <ducklord> you felt it up?
[09:08] <Rjx`> because it's yours
[09:08] <ducklord> wait, I can do better
[09:08] <ducklord> wait, I don't care
[09:08] <dekkon> .lin k http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492 America's secret plan to invade
[09:10] <t3h-gr1m> lolz
[09:10] <dekkon> In 1839, Americans and Canadians met in a deadly confrontation over a border
[09:12] <Tarkaan> OH JESUS FUCK
[09:12] <dekkon> .link http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=1&url_art
[09:12] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/index.php?s=&url_channel_id=1&url_a
[09:12] <dekkon> .link http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492 America's secret plan to invade
[09:12] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492 - America's secret plan to inv
[09:12] <Tarkaan> "TiVO Ambassador" had me all the way up until the orange Mini Cooper ragtop
[09:13] <Badtzmaru> "She wrote she had not read the series because it is long, and she is a w
[09:13] <Badtzmaru> of course!
[09:13] <dekkon> She wrote she had not read the series because it is long, and she is a worki
[09:13] <dekkon> yeah
[09:13] <dekkon> I HAVENT READ IT BUT ITS EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
[09:14] <Badtzmaru> tis georgia though
[09:14] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[09:14] <Badtzmaru> not that suprising
[09:15] <Tarkaan> The department in Canada responsible for war planning had an annual budget
[09:16] <dekkon> http://www.guampdn.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060415/NEWS01/604150306/
[09:16] <dekkon> ahahaha
[09:16] <dekkon> 72 hour prohibition
[09:24] <dekkon> .link http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Apr-14-Fri-2006/news/68407
[09:24] <poopy> dekkon - http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2006/Apr-14-Fri-2006/news/684
[09:24] <terminal> w kcgc
[09:24] <pinkboa> Weather for Crystal River, Florida (34423) Conditions & - Updated at 12:12
[09:24] <ducklord> w2 hamar, norway
[09:24] <poopy> ducklord Temp 63F/17C; Wind 13mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 8:24PM; high:(mid
[09:24] <ducklord> 17C! :O
[09:24] <ducklord> shit
[09:24] <dekkon> w2
[09:24] <ducklord> like a month ago, it was -17
[09:24] <poopy> dekkon Temp 79.0F/26.1C; Wind 10.5mph; Conditions Partly Cloudy; Sunset 8:12P
[09:24] <ducklord> hooray
[09:25] <wind> hi evrybdy
[09:26] <wind> i just came back from a 30 min jug
[09:26] <wind> jog
[09:26] <ducklord> congratulations
[09:26] <wind> <3
[09:27] <jonathans> did you catch the sausage truck
[09:27] <jonathans> or did it get away
[09:27] <wind> i want your sausage
[09:28] <wind> that
[09:28] <wind> that's right
[09:28] <wind> nothing to say now huh
[09:29] <ducklord> flawless victory
[09:29] <wind> i does it hardcore like that
[09:30] <ducklord> word
[09:31] * dekkon changes topic to 'abandon hope all ye who press enter here | <wind> i want
[09:31] <wind> ha
[09:32] <wind> does anyone have the tenacious d soundtracks on hub? :)
[09:33] <t3h-gr1m> w2 Telemark, Norway
[09:33] <poopy> t3h-gr1m not found
[09:33] <t3h-gr1m> :o
[09:33] <t3h-gr1m> Telemark exists
[09:34] <Ifrit> Telemark is not a city
[09:34] <t3h-gr1m> What is it then?
[09:34] <ducklord> no
[09:34] <Ifrit> it's a county
[09:34] <ducklord> it's a "state"
[09:34] <wind> it's a prostitute house
[09:34] <dekkon> wind: i do
[09:34] <ducklord> or a county, if you will
[09:34] <t3h-gr1m> All I know is Emperor is from Telemark
[09:34] <Ifrit> or a "state", yeah
[09:34] <Ifrit> the nearest we have to states
[09:34] <wind> <3
[09:34] <Ifrit> t3h-gr1m, Pagan's Mind too
[09:34] <ducklord> w2 Skien, Norway
[09:34] <poopy> ducklord not found
[09:34] <ducklord> im right here :(
[09:34] <Ifrit> w skien, norway
[09:34] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "skien,+norway"
[09:34] <Ifrit> w porsgrunn, norway
[09:34] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "porsgrunn,+norway"
[09:34] <Ifrit> w bø, norway
[09:35] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "bø,+norway"
[09:35] <ducklord> w rjukan, norway
[09:35] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "rjukan,+norway"
[09:35] <ducklord> screw this
[09:35] <Ifrit> indeed
[09:35] <wind> <3
[09:35] <t3h-gr1m> w2 Oslo, Norway
[09:35] <poopy> t3h-gr1m Temp 50.9F/10.5C; Wind 4.3mph; Conditions ; Sunset 8:34PMCEST;
[09:35] <ducklord> hah
[09:35] <t3h-gr1m> Wow. Nice and cool there.
[09:35] <ducklord> hamar > oslo
[09:36] <t3h-gr1m> jeg snakker bare litt norsk
[09:36] <ducklord> god start :)
[09:37] <t3h-gr1m> Speaking of Norwegians
[09:37] <t3h-gr1m> Ihsahn has a solo album coming out soon.
[09:37] <Thero> i like pie
[09:37] <wind> i should put my music on the hub
[09:38] <ducklord> never heard of Ihsahn
[09:38] <t3h-gr1m> Of Emperor.
[09:38] <ducklord> ah, ok
[09:38] <ducklord> what the hell kind of name is Ihsahn
[09:38] <t3h-gr1m> Teh frontman and much of the creative brains behind Emperor.
[09:38] <t3h-gr1m> It's not his real name.
[09:39] <ducklord> well, i understand that much
[09:39] <Ifrit> Oh
[09:39] <ducklord> but the name has no meaning..not even in ancient nordic. or does it, Ifrit
[09:39] <Ifrit> Nope
[09:39] <ducklord> be the better norg and explain it to me
[09:39] <Ifrit> not that i know
[09:39] <ducklord> good
[09:39] <Ifrit> If it is something i think it's turkish or slavic
[09:39] <Badtzmaru> no words have meaning till you give it to them
[09:39] <ducklord> probably
[09:39] <Badtzmaru> thats the great thing about words
[09:40] <wind> i have every single judas priest album
[09:40] <wind> if anyone wants em ha
[09:40] <ducklord> in that case, ihsahn means buttsex
[09:40] <t3h-gr1m> His real name is Vegard S. Tveitan.
[09:40] <ducklord> ok
[09:40] <Ifrit> heh, like the average roleplaying barbarian in my mind
[09:40] <Ifrit> Abzurgg Erzurum, hunnish barnarian
[09:40] <Ifrit> Erzurum is a small but well-known turkish mountain city
[09:41] <Ifrit> I love to have that kind of factual detail
[09:41] <Ifrit> and stuff
[09:41] <ducklord> nice going
[09:41] <ducklord> you were partially impressive
[09:41] <ducklord> and then you went and said "and stuff"
[09:41] <Ifrit> :D
[09:41] <ducklord> liksom
[09:42] <Ifrit> What was fun
[09:42] <Ifrit> I played D&D Online EU beta
[09:42] <Ifrit> barbarian, Abzurgg Erzurum
[09:42] <Ifrit> not only did i manage to get him kinda hunnish-looking, but i got a really co
[09:43] <Ifrit> that looked EXTREMELY hunnish
[09:43] <ducklord> and stuff
[09:44] <ducklord> reminds me
[09:44] <ducklord> "Attila the bun"..that was monthy python, right?
[09:44] <Ifrit> don't know
[09:46] <ducklord> ten four copy that
[09:47] <swight> Three members of a video team for The Weather Channel have been charged with
[09:48] <ducklord> haha
[09:49] <Thero> Go Science!
[09:50] <swight> hah this is crazy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_prime
[09:51] <Thero> wow
[09:51] <Thero> wtf?
[09:51] <Thero> "NUMBRS ARE ILLEGAL"
[09:52] <Thero> 49310 83597 02850 19002 75777 67239 07649 57284 90777 21502 08632 08075 01840
[09:52] <dekkon> i just thought of the worst way to punish software pirates
[09:52] <Thero> god wtf
[09:52] <dekkon> specificially those who pirate tax software
[09:52] <ducklord> make love to them?
[09:53] <Rjx> force them to use the software they pirated?
[09:53] <Thero> "IM N OT MINT CONDITION ANYMORE!~"
[09:53] <dekkon> have them dosome minute changes to your tax returns so that it triggers an a
[09:53] <dekkon> *do some
[09:53] <dekkon> passive agressive to the max
[09:53] <wind> <3
[09:53] <TMH_> haha
[09:54] <TMH_> righty going out bye bye
[09:54] <Rjx> 100 mile high city
[09:55] <dekkon> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/hollypop/loser.jpg
[09:55] <swight> wtf is she wearing on the bottom?
[09:56] <menace-> she looks hot
[09:56] <dekkon> really bad airbrushing attempt
[09:56] <swight> and why does her leg look half gone?
[09:56] <Badtzmaru> thats bad photoshopping
[09:56] <menace-> yeh
[09:56] <swight> quite
[09:56] <menace-> her leg IS photoshopped
[09:56] <swight> jeez I hope so
[09:57] <Serena[T]> does she not have legs usually?
[09:57] <swight> look at her quadricep on her right leg (our right)
[09:58] <swight> that's not normal
[09:59] <swight> 25 years ago this week the first Shuttle launched
[10:00] <ducklord> have you bought the champagne?
[10:00] <swight> "have you bought the champagne?!" I'll champagne ya...
[10:00] <swight> <snicker>
[10:01] <Rjx> haha awesome, social distortion did a cover of ring of fire
[10:01] <dekkon> .url site:gamefaqs.com metal gear solid 3
[10:01] <Tubbee> http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/ps2/game/914828.html
[10:06] <var> w 63122
[10:06] <pinkboa> Weather for Saint Louis, Missouri (63122) Conditions & - Updated at 12:06 P
[10:07] <swight> .w a1a 1r4
[10:07] <Tubbee> Saint Johns, Newfoundland (47.6°N/52.7°W, 140M); Last Updated: 1:32 PM NDT;
[10:08] <var> mornin swqight
[10:09] <Tordek> helloes
[10:09] <maff> w2
[10:09] <poopy> maff Temp 79F/26C; Wind 16mph; Conditions Clear; Sunset 7:59PM; high:(upper 8
[10:15] <ducklord> time to get my drink on
[10:15] <ducklord> pz
[10:15] * ducklord is now known as iamaway
[10:17] * You is now known as hermes
[10:18] <PiNiN> Was the interest paid on this loan for qualified higher education expenses?
[10:18] <plant> Zenia19 got onjoin spam shizzle
[10:18] <PiNiN> what the hell does that mean?
[10:18] <plant> [19:17:57] <Zenia19> hey,wanna see hot girls for free ? visit ==>>
[10:18] <PiNiN> i didn't get the interest
[10:18] <PiNiN> so how could i use it?
[10:18] <PiNiN> thx plant
[10:18] <plant> yay!
[10:26] <wind> wow
[10:27] <wind> my monitor was way out of calibration
[10:28] <gareli> punch it. sometimes that helps
[10:29] <swight> its not a woman, its a monitor
[10:29] <Tordek> <3 swight
[10:30] <gareli> good point
[10:31] <Tarkaan> wwwwait.
[10:31] <Serena[T]> some women punch back.. gotta watch for that
[10:31] <Tarkaan> http://10.0.0.14/HardCore-XXX-Pictures.scr <-- huh?
[10:31] <Tarkaan> 10.0.0.14?
[10:32] <Tarkaan> Poorly configured spambot
[10:32] <gareli> woman that punch back just make it interesting
[10:32] <swight> lol Serena[T] I uh... didn't SEE you there... O.O
[10:38] <jmx> how fucking stupid http://www.smh.com.au/news/National/Cheerleaders-banned-from
[10:38] <jmx> Cheerleaders have been banned from baring their midriffs, with their governing
[10:38] <swight> what?! In protest I shall refrain from masturbating to cheerleaders.
[10:39] <swight> even in my own home as well as at live events
[10:39] <var> cheerleader getups are so played anyway mang
[10:39] <D1> my wonderful kitty cost me $300 in doctor's bills this weekend. ;[
[10:39] <swight> yikes, what was wrong with cat?
[10:39] <var> d1- u coulda gone to north hollywood and gotten a hooker or two for that
[10:40] <D1> he got cut and caught an infection on his arm
[10:40] <var> shoulda sold the cat to the chinese restaurant
[10:40] <D1> hah
[10:40] <swight> mmm kitty "chicken" balls
[10:40] <D1> its crazy they even have a PET AMBULANCE
[10:40] <var> thats because you live in
[10:40] <jmx> .link http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4897252.stm Good thing we have third
[10:40] <poopy> jmx - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4897252.stm - Good thing we have th
[10:40] <var> freakin la la land
[10:40] <swight> fuck, someones making money
[10:40] <D1> my friend has health insurance for both his dogs
[10:41] <D1> I don't even want to imagine how much that'd cost.
[10:41] <wind> we have a cat in the neighborhood
[10:41] <D1> probably more expensive than my HMO.
[10:41] <wind> no one owns it so it just wanders the street all the time
[10:41] <wind> we called it luck
[10:41] <wind> lucky
[10:41] <Thuryn> my dad had a cat that hid in his basement
[10:41] <Thuryn> it would eat the food we left
[10:41] <Thuryn> it would use the litter box
[10:41] <D1> all my cats were stray cats at one point.
[10:41] <Thuryn> but no one saw it for weeks
[10:41] <Thuryn> they named it 'Mystery'
[10:42] <D1> heh
[10:42] <D1> cats are way too arrogant and thats what gets them killed.
[10:42] <D1> dogs are at least somewhat more dependent on you.
[10:42] <jmx> hahaha owned
[10:42] <jmx> A man who walked into a pawnshop with a stolen piece of equipment last week got
[10:42] <jmx> As it turns out, he should have held out for a bit more.
[10:42] <jmx> The item he sold was actually worth $1.7 million, say police, who happened to c
[10:42] <wind> i want to get a dog but knowing that doctor bills for it are probably going to
[10:43] <var> wind: contact a rescue org
[10:43] <var> or humane society
[10:43] <wind> ?
[10:43] <var> they do the shots spayin etc
[10:43] <var> b4 u get the animal
[10:43] <Tarkaan> meh, 20 miles to the whole foods
[10:43] <wind> but you know, upkeep
[10:43] <var> yeah i know
[10:43] <var> we have 4 right now and a friends
[10:43] <var> :o)
[10:43] <wind> if it's over $100 a month it'll be too expensive
[10:44] <var> well for 1 dog noway it eats that much even if your gettin eukanuba
[10:44] <Thuryn> okay, i've decided
[10:44] <var> and unless you plan for it to be a workin dog doing hunting or retrieving and s
[10:44] <Thuryn> TBS = not cool
[10:44] <Thuryn> period.
[10:44] <Thuryn> thank you.
[10:44] <var> tbs is alright from like 1-3 am fri nites
[10:45] <var> futurama oblongs
[10:45] <Tarkaan> they put advertisements in the oddest places
[10:45] <jmx> swight, you ever see this one? http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=492
[10:45] <Tarkaan> HRM!!
[10:45] <Tarkaan> .w 46202
[10:46] <Tubbee> Indianapolis, IN (39.8°N/86.2°W, 251M); Last Updated: 1:40 PM EDT; Dew Point
[10:46] <Tarkaan> |silicon had a hard night last night
[10:51] <PiNiN> dekkon are you doing taxes with me right now?
[10:51] * var filed an extension heh
[10:51] <PiNiN> haha
[10:51] <PiNiN> you have till monday nigga!
[10:52] <var> nah
[10:52] <PiNiN> only reason i'm doing it today is to make sure i have the paperwork
[10:52] <PiNiN> ;[
[10:52] <var> eb fucked up my w'2
[10:52] <var> from last year
[10:52] <var> i still havent got it
[10:52] <PiNiN> ah gay ;\
[10:52] <var> plus i have 3 states and federal to do
[10:52] <var> capital gains
[10:52] <PiNiN> Deduct the state fee of $0.00 from your refund
[10:52] <PiNiN> -=oB
[10:52] <var> blah blah
[10:53] <PiNiN> gotta love clicking links from irs.gov
[10:53] <PiNiN> so many people paid a fee for this shit
[10:53] <var> u know how exxon made like b illions in a quarter
[10:53] <var> i happen to own some exxon since even b4 valdez haha
[10:53] <PiNiN> haha nice
[10:53] <PiNiN> you rich mofo
[10:54] <var> finally that advil is working
[10:54] <Tarkaan> I pay a guy $100 to do mine
[10:54] <wind> i got $414 back from taxes
[10:55] <Tarkaan> you're like... half as likely to get audited if you use a private accountan
[10:55] <Tarkaan> I got $1000
[10:55] <Tarkaan> I think.. it might be direct deposited
[10:55] <wind> i don't know what i want to use the money on
[10:55] <wind> probably to pay off cc bills
[10:55] * Kata is now known as Katasaki
[10:56] <Tarkaan> well I already got myself my present
[10:56] <dekkon> good idea
[10:56] <Tarkaan> with my extra paycheck in march
[10:57] <Tarkaan> spam!
[10:57] <Thuryn> i paid off all the bills first
[10:57] <Thuryn> then had enough for the zen nano for my mother
[10:58] <Rjx> i got a 27p refund on last year's taxes
[10:58] <Rjx> that's about 45c
[10:58] <Thuryn> lol
[10:58] <Serena[T]> gah, can't even buy gum
[10:58] <Thuryn> they won't even mail that here
[10:58] <Thuryn> < $1 they're like "no"
[10:58] <Tarkaan> oh I got paid last week
[10:58] <Rjx> well the price of the stamp to send that is around 26p
[10:59] <Rjx> for comparison
[10:59] <Rjx> and also, my only real problem with accountants
[10:59] <Rjx> is that paying them makes me feel like a rape victim
[10:59] <Serena[T]> in Sweden they add the postage to your bill if they have to mail it to yo
[10:59] <Thuryn> well
[10:59] <Serena[T]> that blew me away
[10:59] <Thuryn> at least you get to choose the rapist
[10:59] <Rjx> haha
[10:59] <Serena[T]> !
[11:00] <Thuryn> so basically
[11:00] <Rjx> choosetherapist
[11:00] <Thuryn> it's a shame there aren't more hot 18-yr-old accountants
[11:00] <Thuryn> hahahaha
[11:00] <Thuryn> ChooseTherapist or ChooseTheRapist? ;p
[11:00] <Rjx> well i think the definition of a woman raping a man
[11:00] <Rjx> is shoving things up his ass
[11:00] <Rjx> so to me it wouldn't matter who it was
[11:01] <Tarkaan> shit, I can't check my refund status without knowing the exact amount of my
[11:01] <Rjx> a) the logistics mean you probably couldn't see them anyway
[11:01] <Tarkaan> and the paperwork is at work :(
[11:01] <Rjx> b) they've shoving stuff up your ass
[11:01] <Thuryn> nah, if she holds a gun to your head and makes you do her
[11:01] <Rjx> you'd need to be aroused first
[11:01] <Thuryn> close your eyes and think of someone else
[11:01] <Thuryn> or die
[11:03] <Thuryn> besides, what if she's hot
[11:03] <Thuryn> you could get aroused
[11:03] <Thuryn> even if, under any other circumstances, you wouldn't do ti
[11:03] <Thuryn> ;[
[11:03] <Rjx-> hello??? astronaut??
[11:03] <Thuryn> ground control to major tom!
[11:03] <Rjx-> think i'm going to ditch irssi for now
[11:04] <Rjx-> and try another console client
[11:04] <Rjx-> it keeps randomly freezing up
[11:06] * D4rg0n_Th is now known as D4rg0n`
[11:07] <Rjx-_> haha
[11:07] <Rjx-_> GERMANY RULEZZZZZZZZ
[11:07] <Rjx-_> holla back y'all
[11:07] <Thuryn> germany?
[11:07] <Rjx-_> check hostname
[11:07] <Thuryn> ah
[11:07] * Rjx-_ is now known as AlterRjx
[11:08] <finn__> germany sucks. what's up with the hostname?
[11:11] <michael`_> does anyone have an invitation code to google analytics
[11:11] <michael`_> ?
[11:12] <Rjx> does it use an invitation system?
[11:12] <michael`_> http://www.google.com/analytics/
[11:12] <michael`_> unfortunately, yeah
[11:12] <michael`_> it's free, though
[11:12] <PiNiN> no there is no invite system
[11:12] <PiNiN> it's locked to the public
[11:12] <PiNiN> but i have a sweet, sweet account
[11:13] <PiNiN> the only invites are from google
[11:13] <PiNiN> if you give em your email
[11:13] <PiNiN> http://www.google.com/analytics/sign_up.html
[11:15] <Rjx-> germany rulez!
[11:15] <Rjx-> \\o o// \\o o//
[11:16] <PiNiN> YEZ
[11:16] <Rjx-> check host again
[11:16] <Rjx-> differentz
[11:16] <Thuryn> two guys who are balding on top with spikey hair?
[11:16] <PiNiN> word i did
[11:16] <Thuryn> ah, einstein. i see
[11:16] <michael`_> oh dude really jestuh
[11:16] <michael`_> i want to use it for my candidate's site
[11:16] <Rjx-> yeah i think google underestimated the load it'd put on their system mike
[11:17] <Rjx-> they had to shut off registrations after less than a day
[11:20] <Rjx-> ting ting
[11:20] <timmo> whats up penis breath
[11:20] <Kurin> Man, you want a website that'll piss you off, go to cartier.com
[11:21] <Kurin> When you select a language, it opens a NEW WINDOW (for going to the SAME SITE
[11:21] <Rjx> still doesn't beat cookies and more
[11:21] <Rjx> url gerbilnut cookies and more
[11:21] <pinkboa> - "gerbilnut cookies and more": http://geekissues.org/nick/GerbilNut
[11:22] <jmx> http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/reports/The_men_who_have_sex_with_dolls_article_83
[11:22] <jmx> what losers
[11:23] <jmx> a 48-year-old British IT specialist, his plastic companion is a silent soulmate
[11:23] <Kurin> Like in Serenity
[11:23] <Kurin> I cried
[11:23] <Kurin> Like a baby
[11:23] <Kurin> A hungry angry baby
[11:24] <swight> jmx, why are you reading Marie Claire? :)
[11:24] <maru> gaaaaaay
[11:24] <D1> I wish there was a "horse fuck" filter on usenet. ;[
[11:24] <D1> to avoid such things of course...
[11:25] <Kurin> of course
[11:25] <jmx> was linked to it
[11:26] * timmo changes topic to 'like the exorcist, but with more break dancing'
[11:26] <maru> i'd buy that for a dollar.
[11:26] <jmx> haha http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/04/15/nyc_bomb_squad_probe_su
[11:26] <jmx> NEW YORK --The police bomb squad, responding Friday to a call of a suspicious d
[11:27] <PiNiN> hahaha
[11:27] <swight> things are going craaaazy
[11:28] <timmo> so in a situation like that
[11:28] <Kurin> So in that situation, the police don't owe the guy a dime, do they
[11:28] <timmo> do the cops pay for your windows and shit?
[11:28] <Kurin> haha
[11:28] <timmo> haha
[11:28] <D1> I always wondered in movies
[11:28] <swight> Things are slowly going crazy, 1-2-3-4-5-6-switch governments.
[11:28] <D1> when they stop and confiscate your car
[11:28] <D1> if they gotta pay for it afterwards
[11:28] <Wabbit98> I believe the insurance will pay part of it
[11:28] <D1> or if they even do that in real life
[11:28] <Kurin> I'm sorry, sir, you're not on our freaked-out-cops policy
[11:29] <timmo> im like 100% positive that they cant take your car
[11:29] <D1> would you give a cop your car if they stopped you?
[11:29] <timmo> and drive off with it
[11:29] <timmo> like in movies
[11:29] <D1> haha bummer
[11:29] <D1> good thing then.
[11:29] <Wabbit98> doubt they would want to use my car
[11:29] <PiNiN> lunch time
[11:29] <timmo> if a cop came up to me and tried that shit in uniform id tell him no
[11:29] <DigDug> so i just installed rawshooter... and i have been trying to figure out how t
[11:29] <timmo> if he were otu of uniform and waving a gun around
[11:29] <timmo> id drive off
[11:29] <DigDug> it shows me desktop\m computer, but there aren't any drives under my compute
[11:29] <timmo> or drive over him
[11:30] <Wabbit98> heh
[11:30] <DigDug> oh shit, it's like that in explorer too
[11:30] <DigDug> what the fuck
[11:30] <Twin`> shady marketing tactics
[11:30] <Twin`> oh
[11:30] <Twin`> whore-ray for scrollup
[11:31] <DigDug> oh, duh
[11:31] <DigDug> ok
[11:31] <DigDug> when i was trying to disable autorun
[11:31] <DigDug> i disabled the drives being visible in my computer
[11:31] <DigDug> thanks
[11:32] <Kurin> You can do that?
[11:32] <Kurin> That seems pointless
[11:32] <jmx> http://www.lsj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060414/COLUMNISTS09/604140348/1
[11:32] <Twin`> kurin: it isn't when you have windows mounting a folder as a partition
[11:32] <Twin`> and you don't want someone to know windows is mounting it
[11:33] <Kurin> jmx: that is hot
[11:33] <Kurin> Hm
[11:33] <Kurin> Well that seems like a clumsy way of going about it
[11:33] <Kurin> Why not just deny them read access
[11:34] <Twin`> then they know about it
[11:35] <Kurin> well
[11:35] <Kurin> Then they know there's a drive called E:
[11:35] <Twin`> they don't if they don't see it
[11:37] <DigDug> rawshooter, you suck
[11:38] <DigDug> wow
[11:38] <DigDug> i am sitting here laughing
[11:38] <DigDug> at how horribly unusable this program is
[11:38] <Twin`> its easier for me to explain away a folder someone stumbles upon, as opposed
[11:40] <DigDug> "oh, that's just system files"
[11:40] <Kurin> Twin`: if you're talking about a rootkit, then yeah I can understand why hidi
[11:40] <DigDug> i love how clicking the "help" button actually takes you to the about screen
[11:40] <DigDug> not the horrible pdf file that they call help
[11:40] <Kurin> But if you're just talking about regular computer use, like I'm user A and yo
[11:41] <Rjx> rootkits are still a troubling concept to me
[11:42] <Rjx> i mean one could be running on your computer for months
[11:42] <Rjx> and you'd never know
[11:42] <Kurin> That's the idea
[11:42] <Rjx> aye
[11:42] <Twin`> not a rootkit per se
[11:42] <Rjx> that's why it troubles me
[11:42] <Twin`> but when my home network actually worked
[11:42] <Twin`> when i ran out of hdd space, i'd store shit on other people's computers
[11:43] <DigDug> hahahahaha oh man i finally found it
[11:43] <DigDug> holy fuck
[11:43] <Twin`> most of the time
[11:43] <timmo> ?
[11:43] <Twin`> people were not happy about this
[11:43] <Twin`> so i used this clever drive hiding technique to keep it hidden.
[11:44] <Thuryn> <Twin`> people were not happy about this
[11:44] <Thuryn> lol
[11:44] <Rjx> what's the clever technique
[11:45] <Twin`> mount a folder as a drive, share the drive, then hide it.
[11:45] <DigDug> MOTHER FUCKER
[11:45] <Twin`> it kinda backfires if anyone browses the network, but everyone in my house is
[11:45] <DigDug> I TOLD YOU TO DO JPEG, NOT TIFF
[11:45] <DigDug> WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING TIFF
[11:45] <Thuryn> O_O
[11:45] <Twin`> they only see a network as distributed internet
[11:45] * Thuryn hides from DigDug
[11:46] <DigDug> ok
[11:46] <DigDug> fuckin-a i finally got it making jpegs
[11:47] <Twin`> what are you doing that is summoning phusical rage?
[11:48] <Twin`> oh, rawshooter
[11:48] <Twin`> hah, i'd tell you to have fun, but it looks like you're having plenty.
[11:52] <jonathans> http://disgu.st/~jon/2006-04/carpetmod/
[11:52] <jmx> The “Harry Potter” book series may soon be taken off the shelves of all media
[11:52] <jmx> A parent of students at J.C. Magill Elementary School filed appeal forms for ea
[11:52] <jmx> On the forms, she wrote that she objected to the series’ “evil themes, witchcra
[11:52] <jmx> She wrote she had not read the series because it is long, and she is a working
[11:52] <Twin`> what's with the playing card stuff?
[11:53] <Twin`> ah
[11:53] <Twin`> i see
[11:53] <anthill> you look really gay in that one picture, jon
[11:53] <Twin`> i would have sprayed a second coat
[11:53] <timmo> hey jon
[11:54] <timmo> what are you cutting those playing card stencils from?
[11:54] <Twin`> it looks like vellum
[11:54] <anthill> it is
[11:56] <jmx> .link http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/15/massachusetts.eatingglass.ap/index.html
[11:56] <poopy> jmx - http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/15/massachusetts.eatingglass.ap/index.ht
[11:58] <Twin`> [2:52] <jmx> She wrote she had not read the series because it is long,
[11:58] <Twin`> if this is successful
[11:58] <Twin`> i will spend every single moment of my existance from that point forward, wor
[11:59] <jmx> i doubt it will be
[12:00] <jmx> its stupid bullshit, "i dont like it so no one should read it. ITS EVIL BECAUSE
[12:00] <Twin`> us courts are notorious for passing stupid bullshit as law mang.
[12:01] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604150429-pix1.jpg
[12:01] * timmo changes topic to 'http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604150429-pix1.jpg nws'
[12:01] <Kalamazoo> why do i still click your bmezine links
[12:02] <jmx> but its been tried before and failed
[12:02] <timmo> cause youre a slow learner
[12:02] <Kalamazoo> no i know they are going to be bad
[12:03] <sxh_> tim you suck
[12:03] <Kalamazoo> but its some sort of morbid curiosity
[12:03] <sxh_> i opened that picture up
[12:03] <sxh_> and left
[12:03] <sxh_> and my mom came in
[12:03] <jonathans> timmo: architecture gloss
[12:03] <sxh_> now she's screaming at me
[12:03] <var> who yer mom
[12:03] <Thuryn> and you're still typing?
[12:03] <sxh_> yeah
[12:03] <Jimmothi> thats a deffinate no click for me
[12:03] <sxh_> hahahah
[12:03] <Twin`> the internet strikes again
[12:03] <sxh_> i'm laughing at her
[12:03] <jonathans> vellum
[12:03] <Thuryn> why is she screaming?
[12:03] <jonathans> is what its called
[12:03] <Rjx> haha snow
[12:03] <Thuryn> it's not you in the picture
[12:03] <Rjx> that's happened to me
[12:03] <sxh_> my mom is on prozac now
[12:03] <Rjx> except it was my dad
[12:04] <Rjx> still a timmo link though
[12:04] * sxh_ is now known as sxh
[12:04] <sxh> 10mg
[12:04] <Rjx> timmo needs to try and seduce her again
[12:04] <jonathans> http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=architectur
[12:04] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604150413-pix1.jpg -WORK SAFE
[12:04] <D4rg0n`> thats a hella long hostmask
[12:05] <timmo> its the virgin mary, inside a tattoo of a vagina
[12:05] <Serena[T]> how's that work safe?
[12:05] <timmo> because its the virgin mary
[12:05] <timmo> but if you really look at it
[12:05] <Serena[T]> lol ok
[12:05] <timmo> its a tattoo of a vagina
[12:05] <D4rg0n`> yeah
[12:05] <Rjx> yeah i didn't see the vagina until you pointed it out
[12:05] <Thuryn> even when you see the woman
[12:05] <Thuryn> she's still naked
[12:05] <Serena[T]> i didn't see virgin mary had it not been pointed out
[12:05] <Rjx> looks like hair
[12:06] <timmo> http://modblog.bmezine.com/images/200604150411-pix1.jpg this isnt work safe t
[12:06] <Rjx> do you have a tiny woman curled up inside your vagina
[12:06] <Thuryn> MY boss wouldn't think that's work safe
[12:06] <Rjx> if you do, i guess it's excusable
[12:06] <Rjx> else how could you not see it
[12:06] <timmo> "Here I am with two wasps crawling around on my cock. They refused to sting m
[12:06] <Rjx> haha
[12:07] <Thuryn> that's where a stick and some patience would have come in handy
[12:07] <Twin`> my thing is
[12:07] <Thuryn> ouchie
[12:07] <Twin`> why did he think it was a cool idea to be mr. waspcock
[12:08] <Rjx> those kinda look more like hornets
[12:08] <Rjx> than wasps
[12:08] <timmo> you know what we need?
[12:09] <timmo> more oingo boingo
[12:09] <Rjx> i was just saying the other day
[12:09] <Rjx> that it would be awesome if danny elfman did porn soundtracks
[12:09] <timmo> hah
[12:09] <timmo> man his soundtrack to the new willy wonka
[12:09] <timmo> was a total letdown
[12:09] <timmo> it was like he was plagerizing himself
[12:10] <Rjx> how so?
[12:10] <Rjx> i mean he was limited in what he could really do
[12:10] <Rjx> didn't he use the lyrics from the book?
[12:10] <timmo> i dont know, its like all the stuff he made
[12:11] <timmo> sounded a lot like shit from oingo boingo
[12:11] <timmo> and his other osts
[12:11] <timmo> i mean to an extent youre going to have that
[12:11] <timmo> due to styel
[12:11] <timmo> style
[12:11] <timmo> but even then most of his shit is pretty fresh and new sounding
[12:11] <timmo> but it just sounded unoriginal
[12:11] <Rjx> i'm getting used to seeing his name in the end credits
[12:11] <Rjx> for pretty much everything;[
[12:12] <jmx> breast implants linked to suicide risk, probably because bitches with no self-e
[12:12] <timmo> he's done every tim burton movie
[12:12] <timmo> except ed wood
[12:12] <timmo> he did the theme for desperate housewives, and the ost to fable
[12:12] <Rjx> also futurama, the simpsons, dilbert
[12:12] <timmo> ya
[12:12] <timmo> he's one goofy looking dude
[12:13] <timmo> if i were on broadband
[12:13] <timmo> id rip the farewell dvd i have and up it
[12:13] <Rjx> he also made the song that is probably the worst thing to play on speakers
[12:13] <Rjx> can you guess which one i'm talking about
[12:14] <timmo> ?
[12:14] <Rjx> "little girls"
[12:14] <timmo> thats a great song
[12:14] <timmo> like the best song about pedophilia
[12:14] <Rjx> it is
[12:14] <timmo> ive ever heard
[12:14] <Rjx> it isn't about pedophilia
[12:14] <Rjx> that's the thing
[12:15] <timmo> well im sure its not
[12:15] <Rjx> i dug up an interview with him about it
[12:15] <timmo> but you cant tell me it doesnt read/sound like one
[12:15] <Rjx> yeah that's why you can't play it on speakers ;x
[12:15] <finn__> except in a non english speaking country
[12:16] <timmo> then he shot her in the leg.
[12:16] <Rjx> he's only a lad
[12:16] <Rjx> we really shouldn't blame him
[12:16] <timmo> he didnt want to learn things
[12:17] <timmo> had other interests
[12:17] <timmo> he liked to burn things!
[12:17] <Rjx> cinemas make me hallucinate far more than usual
[12:17] <Rjx> i'm not entirely sure why that is
[12:17] <finn__> you hallucinate?
[12:18] <Rjx> from time to time
[12:18] <timmo> he is a schizo
[12:18] <gareli> most people pay for that effect
[12:18] <finn__> I knew that timmo, but I thought he was taking stuff against it
[12:18] <timmo> as medicated as you can get a schizo, its my understanding
[12:18] <timmo> that the only thing that will stop the crazy
[12:18] <Rjx> haha :x
[12:18] <timmo> is death
[12:19] <finn__> :/
[12:19] <Rjx> people underestimate the degree to which schizophrenia is a part of the person
[12:19] <Rjx> and you can't cure a person, you can just surpress the symptoms
[12:19] <Rjx> which is why i stopped taking antipsychotics a long time ago, i'd rather manage
[12:19] <finn__> but I thought you were taking medication against the symptoms
[12:19] <Rjx> yeah i stopped taking it more than a year ago
[12:20] <finn__> o
[12:20] <finn__> k
[12:20] <Rjx> satan in a pill, that stuff
[12:20] <timmo> you know, im proud of the fact that i almost single handedly
[12:20] <finn__> masturbate
[12:20] <timmo> brought oingo boingo into the collective gi conciousness
[12:20] <gareli> that must be like putting a rabid dog on a leash and letting go of the leash
[12:20] * Darkwolf is now known as SnowyWolf
[12:20] <var> shit i was dead man partying when u was still in a crib
[12:20] <Jimmothi> never heard them
[12:20] <Rjx> more like keeping a person in a cage
[12:20] <Rjx> and then setting them free
[12:20] <finn__> me neither Jimmothi
[12:21] <Jimmothi> actually i might have a track on an 80s comp
[12:21] <gareli> is that what it feels like?
[12:21] <timmo> var: but most of these other fools are too young
[12:21] <timmo> to remember that shit
[12:21] <var> hehehe
[12:21] <Rjx> aye
[12:21] <Jimmothi> yeah, weird science
[12:21] <Rjx> i'll put it this way, after about a year on antipsychotics i pretty much stoppe
[12:21] <Rjx> it was impossible to do anything that required quick cognition
[12:21] <gareli> like smoking weed
[12:22] <Rjx> and i lost most of my manual dexterity
[12:22] <Rjx> so i stopped playing the guitar, stopped drawing
[12:22] <Rjx> and everything just became one long mind-numbing moment
[12:22] <finn__> I found some of my old drawings. they're awesome
[12:23] <gareli> people that are manic and are on meds complain of the same thing
[12:23] <finn__> couldn't do that anymore cause I stopped practicing
[12:23] <Rjx> yeah, they usually get the same meds
[12:23] <Rjx> dopamine antagonists
[12:23] <finn__> I thought dopamine was for having a good mood etc.
[12:24] <Rjx> it is in certain areas of the brain, but high levels have been thought to cause
[12:24] <gareli> only if your brain chemistry is normal
[12:24] <Rjx> it's a theory that is more and more in doubt as time goes on
[12:24] <Rjx> url wikipedia dopamine hypothesis
[12:24] <pinkboa> - "wikipedia dopamine hypothesis": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dopamine
[12:30] <maff> i have the worst sore throat evar
[12:30] <D1> why am I attracted to sluts? ;[
[12:30] <finn__> ah
[12:30] <D1> I read that sluttiness is part of evolution; the sluttier you are, the higher ch
[12:30] <var> cause they are easy
[12:35] <Rjx> 21:29 <@D1> why am I attracted to sluts? ;[
[12:35] <Rjx> gonnoreaphilia?
[12:36] <plant> <@maff> i have the worst sore throat evar
[12:36] <plant> <@D1> why am I attracted to sluts? ;[
[12:36] <plant> i see a connection
[12:36] <Rjx> how
[12:36] <daltoniks> anyone experienced with cisco IP phones(7960)???
[12:36] <plant> sore throats and sluttiness
[12:53] <timmo> http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/04/rfid_secured_fire_trampoline_t.h
[13:01] <timmo> Agents from the US bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearm agents detained a “
[13:01] <timmo> ahahahaha
[13:01] <timmo> http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/14/atf_agents_rid_unive.html
[13:01] <Ifrit> http://www.dagbladet.no/dinside/2006/04/14/463635.html
[13:01] <Ifrit> Dendrophiles fucking win
[13:07] <timmo> http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2006/20060414.jpg
[13:07] <jestuh> haha ya timmo @ ninja
[13:08] <jestuh> you see that he was coming from a ninja vs. pirate event?
[13:08] <jestuh> that's the best part
[13:08] <Rjx> hahah
[13:09] <jestuh> http://chocolatefantasies.com/eroticladies.htm @anon
[13:10] <timmo> haha ya
[13:10] <Rjx> your tax dollars at work
[13:11] <timmo> what i want to know
[13:11] <timmo> is why they would do that
[13:11] <timmo> like someone who is trying to fuck shit up
[13:11] <timmo> is going to dress like a god damn ninja
[13:11] <Rjx> why do you hate freedom timmo
[13:12] <jestuh> exactly
[13:12] <timmo> I CANT HELP IT;[
[13:13] * hypr_ is now known as hypr
[13:14] <timmo-> amg changed their layout again, and now it doesnt suck so hard! woohoo!
[13:14] <timmo-> http://www.allmusic.com/
[13:14] <jestuh> oh snap
[13:14] <Rjx> people i knew from high school have been asking me what i do these days
[13:15] <Rjx> so my basic response is pretty much
[13:15] <jestuh> trailer for daron aronofsky's new movie is out
[13:15] <jestuh> http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/thefountain/
[13:15] <timmo-> also
[13:15] <Rjx> "well it's like being unemployed, except i get paid"
[13:15] <timmo-> listen to these songs
[13:15] <timmo-> this song*
[13:15] <timmo-> http://cdbaby.com/mp3lofi/prodigals2-06.m3u
[13:15] <Rjx> lofi=gay
[13:15] <jestuh> DARON ARONOFSKY MOFUCKAZ
[13:15] <jestuh> afk watching
[13:16] <timmo-> rjx: http://cdbaby.com/cd/prodigals2
[13:16] <timmo-> im going to up the album anyways
[13:16] <Rjx> alright
[13:16] <jestuh> actually letting it d/l before i watch cause i hate embedded shit
[13:17] <Rjx> there's so much crap i'd like to buy from cdbaby
[13:17] <jestuh> you fuckers better be watching the trailer
[13:17] <Rjx> also timm, have you heard of the band "ocean colour scene"
[13:17] <jestuh> ;[
[13:17] <timmo-> sounds familar
[13:17] <timmo-> but theres lots of "ocean" bands
[13:17] <timmo-> so i have no idea
[13:18] <Rjx> if you get the chance, grab '100 mile high city' and 'the day we caught the tra
[13:18] <Rjx> i randomly thought about those tracks today
[13:18] <Rjx> and downloaded them
[13:18] <Rjx> i might just up to the hub
[13:18] <Rjx> at 3KB/s
[13:18] <timmo-> '100 mile high city'
[13:18] <timmo-> is that off a soundtrack?
[13:18] <timmo-> lock stock and two smoking barrels
[13:18] <timmo-> yeah i have that song
[13:19] <Rjx> yes, yes it is
[13:19] <timmo-> wow im surprised i remember that
[13:19] <timmo-> i dont even have the artist filled in on that mp3
[13:19] <Rjx> i'm not surprised it was used in a soundtrack
[13:19] <timmo-> its just va - soundtrack
[13:19] <jestuh> damn, trailer doesn't show much but it looks awesome
[13:19] <Rjx> haha leet
[13:19] <mutante> drinks from a bottle labeled "Moonwalk" that doesnt list ingredients
[13:19] <jestuh> how are you niggers not even acknowledging the new darren aronofsky movie?
[13:19] <jestuh> ;[
[13:20] <Rjx> who is darrken aronofsky
[13:20] <Rjx> is the first question
[13:20] <jestuh> pi/requiem for a dream
[13:20] <Rjx> the second question is, is it available in non-gay format
[13:20] <jestuh> not that i have handy
[13:20] <timmo-> pi was meh
[13:20] <Kurin> I wasn't able to enjoy pi
[13:20] <mutante> pi was great
[13:20] <timmo-> and requiem for a dream was only good
[13:20] <jestuh> WHAT?
[13:20] <timmo-> for the ASS TO ASS
[13:20] <timmo-> scene
[13:20] <jestuh> pi and requiem are AMAZING
[13:20] <Kurin> pi had a dumb premise
[13:20] <mutante> pi has a nice soundtrack too
[13:21] <jestuh> requiem is #52 on imdb's all time best movies
[13:21] <jestuh> kurin don't make me murder you
[13:21] <timmo-> i think requiem tried too hard to be all artsy and pretencious
[13:21] <jestuh> as it was supposed to
[13:21] <timmo-> jestuh: get me a direct link to the small version
[13:21] <timmo-> and ill check it out
[13:22] <mutante> so you prefer "Cara Loft - Womb Raider" ? (/me sells it)
[13:22] * timmo- is now known as timmo
[13:22] <Kurin> I believe pi contains the line, from a mathematician, "I'm sure you've looked
[13:22] <Rjx> requiem was pretty trippy
[13:22] <Rjx> i mean some aspects were very well done
[13:23] <Rjx> the old lady going nuts
[13:23] <Rjx> was excellent
[13:23] <jmx> lol
[13:24] <jestuh> timmo: http://movies.apple.com/movies/wb/the_fountain/the_fountain-tsr_h.320
[13:24] <jestuh> kurin is there a point to that?
[13:25] <Kurin> If there are 24 letters in the hebrew alphabet, then the number of 400 letter
[13:25] <Kurin> Which has about 400 more digits than the number of seconds since the universe
[13:25] <Rjx> people have said more stupid things
[13:26] <Rjx> in 'hackers' angelina jolie's character said RISC architecture would change eve
[13:26] <Kurin> The movie was full of things that struck me like that, though admittedly that
[13:26] <jestuh> kurin: he was saying the 400 char strings from the torah
[13:27] <jestuh> which is much more finite
[13:27] <timmo> according to my calculator.exe
[13:27] <jestuh> not randomized
[13:27] <timmo> 24 carrot 400 is
[13:27] <timmo> 1.2147773469555813678953230099059e+552
[13:27] <jestuh> i don't think you paid much attention to the movie if you thought it was ran
[13:27] <jestuh> the whole point is that it's hidden in the torah
[13:28] <Kurin> Okay, I thought it was just some special 400 digit number
[13:28] <Kurin> Maybe the camera strapped to his chest was distracting me
[13:28] <Rjx> timmo: carrot?
[13:28] <timmo> ^
[13:28] <timmo> carrot
[13:29] <Rjx> oh
[13:29] <Rjx> caret ;x
[13:29] <jestuh> OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[13:29] <timmo> carrot
[13:29] <timmo> dont try to play like i dont know rjx
[13:30] <Rjx> car·et ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krt)
[13:30] <Rjx> n.
[13:30] <Rjx> A proofreading symbol () used to indicate where something is to be inserted in
[13:30] <timmo> im well aware the difference between carrot and caret
[13:30] <jestuh> he didn't have a camera on his chest
[13:30] <jestuh> at least not in that scene
[13:30] <jestuh> ;[
[13:30] <Rjx> car·rot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krt)
[13:30] <Rjx> n.
[13:30] <Rjx> A biennial Eurasian plant (Daucus carota subsp. sativus) in the parsley family,
[13:30] <timmo> this is much akin to me called amy, amey
[13:31] <Rjx> fine;[
[13:31] <timmo> though your faith in me is refreshing
[13:31] <timmo> and i thank you
[13:31] <Rjx> did you guys see that movie 'congo'
[13:31] <timmo> for trying to set me straight as it were
[13:31] <jmx> Scientology is ranked lower than Islam as one of the most, unpopular religions
[13:31] <timmo> that movie blew anus
[13:31] <jmx> Specifically, Americans are twice as likely to view Islam favorably than Scient
[13:31] <jmx> what a poorly written opening paragraph
[13:31] <Rjx> timmo: it was my other personality, he got loose
[13:32] <Rjx> also yeah congo was so awful
[13:32] <Kurin> hahaha I saw congo
[13:32] <Rjx> the camera work was the poorest i've ever seen in a production movie
[13:32] <Kurin> Where they cut up the monkies
[13:32] <Rjx> the boom mic shadow was visible in at least one shot
[13:32] <Kurin> And then blow up the satellite
[13:32] <Kurin> With the stone
[13:32] <Rjx> and in another you can see the camera crew reflected in the water
[13:33] <jmx> lol
[13:36] <jmx> .link http://www.newscientistspace.com/article/dn9005-first-images-of-venuss-so
[13:36] <poopy> jmx - http://www.newscientistspace.com/article/dn9005-first-images-of-venuss-
[13:40] <jestuh> Fans of Darren Aronofsky (both Pi and Requiem for a Dream) should find much
[13:41] <jestuh> haha /me looks at timmo
[13:41] <jestuh> ;x
[13:41] <daze_> i remember that movie from the guys arm rotting off
[13:41] <daze_> AND the ass to ass
[13:41] <jestuh> haha
[13:42] <jmx> never seen it
[13:43] <jestuh> timmo you watch the preview yet?
[13:57] <Rendiew> Durandal` yes I still play wow (lol 12 hours later)
[13:59] <Garret> http://www.resursadefun.ro/gi32_Atacul-martienilor.htm
[14:08] <wind> what's a good snack
[14:14] <jestuh> http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=1843559
[14:14] <jestuh> soo awesome
[14:17] <wind> fcc goin down
[14:17] <wind> and i'm hungry
[14:18] <Rendiew> first 15 minutes of work day: lying on floor attempting to realign spine.
[14:19] <wind> i need a food
[14:19] <jestuh> i had denny's for lunch
[14:22] <gareli> denny's is nasty
[14:23] <gareli> too greesy and they load about two tons more cheese than the dish needs
[14:23] <swight> mmm cheeeeeese
[14:23] <gareli> doesn't that give you gas, jestuh
[14:23] <jestuh> nope
[14:23] <jestuh> and no cheese on my chicken friend chicken
[14:23] <D1> Denny's hates black people!
[14:23] <jestuh> fried*
[14:24] <jestuh> that's why i go!
[14:24] <D1> haha
[14:24] <gareli> oh. I got the omlete
[14:24] <jestuh> except it was full of white trash
[14:24] <jestuh> ;[
[14:24] <swight> chicken friend chicken? :)
[14:24] <jestuh> ;[
[14:25] <swight> Oh Chicken! Friend Chicken! Feed me well!
[14:25] <jestuh> lol
[14:25] <swight> I'm done now :)
[14:25] <Rjx> marge: homer, you'll kill us all
[14:25] <Rjx> homer: or die trying!
[14:25] <swight> mmm Meadow Soprano on Jimmy Kimmel
[14:25] <dekkon> is this another scam to get free yamulkes?
[14:27] <jestuh> dekkon get on the hub bitch
[14:30] <jestuh> url dcplusplus
[14:30] <pinkboa> - "dcplusplus": http://dcplusplus.sourceforge.net/
[14:30] <Sohcahtoa> OK
[14:30] <Sohcahtoa> Against my better judgement, I'm going to click the link in the topic
[14:31] <Sohcahtoa> meh...not that bad
[14:31] <jestuh> damn that's hot
[14:32] <jestuh> <Triumph> No wonder we can't win in Afghanistan.
[14:32] <jestuh> <Triumph> We drop a dozen bombs and when no one is left standing, drop
[14:32] <jestuh> <Triumph> Instead, we should drop the bag of food first and when every
[14:32] <jestuh> amusing but sounds stolen
[14:32] <Sohcahtoa> I'd approve it
[14:33] <Sohcahtoa> I've never heard it before.
[14:33] <Rjx> g it
[14:33] <Rjx> url drop bag of food first gathers bomb
[14:33] <pinkboa> - "drop bag of food first gathers bomb": http://www.gameboomers.com/wtcheat
[14:33] <Rjx> url drop bag of food first gathers bomb afganistan
[14:33] <pinkboa> - "drop bag of food first gathers bomb afganistan": http://delong.typepad.c
[14:34] <jestuh> afghanistan*
[14:34] <Rjx> ;[
[14:34] <jestuh> too much political shit and not enough of the funnah!
[14:34] <jestuh> ok approving
[14:35] <Rjx> dammit jestuh
[14:35] <Rjx> i can't read PMs
[14:35] <jestuh> STILL???????????
[14:35] <Rjx> blame irssi
[14:35] <jestuh> msg me on aim
[14:35] <jestuh> i blame your ineptness
[14:35] <jestuh> ;[
[14:36] <Rjx> i blame your mother
[14:36] <Rjx> and your father, partly
[14:36] <jestuh> 3425234643523
[14:36] <Rjx> you aren't showing as online
[14:36] <jestuh> siu cracka
[14:39] <timmo> man
[14:40] <timmo> shaving is a pain in the ass
[14:40] <Tarkaan> oooooooi yos
[14:40] <Tarkaan> ahem
[14:40] <Tarkaan> stop shaving your ass
[14:40] <Yze> haha man
[14:40] <Yze> morris day is sittin in front of me
[14:40] <Yze> didnt realize it was him
[14:40] <Rendiew> ow
[14:40] <Rendiew> it hurts when I inhale :(
[14:40] * Tarkaan adjusts the receiver for the wireless keyboard...
[14:41] <timmo> yze: you need to snap a picture with him and yourself
[14:41] <poopy> jestuh just approved 3, and killed 97
[14:41] <Yze> haha
[14:41] <Tarkaan> generous
[14:41] <jestuh> you get in a car accident Rendiew?
[14:41] <timmo> 3? what the fuck is your problem jestuh?
[14:41] <jestuh> i dunno ;[
[14:41] <Tarkaan> jestuh, no, he just saw 'waiting to exhale' and TOTALLY missed the point
[14:41] <Rjx> sex
[14:41] <Rjx> that's what it is
[14:41] <timmo> we both know jestuhs never been laid
[14:42] <Tarkaan> come on
[14:42] <Rjx> well yeah but the prospect of sex is drawing close
[14:42] <Rjx> so he can't concentrate on modding
[14:42] <jestuh> RJX REPLY ON AIM
[14:42] <Rjx> his mind is filled with thoughts of vagina pounding
[14:42] <jestuh> HAVE YOU EVER USED A COMPUTER BEFORE?
[14:42] <Rjx> you haven't send me any messages jestuh
[14:42] <Rjx> sent
[14:42] <Tarkaan> I have a computer.
[14:43] <jestuh> jestuh (4:40:01 PM): of course i couldn't expect you to be able to use an ao
[14:43] <jestuh> jestuh (4:40:09 PM): my apology
[14:43] <jestuh> Rjx signed off at 4:40:53 PM.
[14:43] <Rjx> you might want to note
[14:43] <timmo> there was a band that played last night
[14:43] <Rjx> that my ISP sucks
[14:43] <timmo> that encouraged us to throw peanuts at them
[14:43] <timmo> it was awesome
[14:44] <timmo> i kept waiting for the singer to open his mouth to scream
[14:44] <timmo> and try to get one in
[14:44] <timmo> unfortunately i wasnt able to
[14:44] <Rjx> !bashpending
[14:44] <Rjx> !pending2
[14:44] <pinkboa> - www.bash.org - </table>
[14:44] <timmo> ha
[14:44] <jestuh> 4300
[14:45] <DigDug> fag
[14:45] <jestuh> man the jap tracks for With Teeth are still better than the rest of the albu
[14:45] <jestuh> morning pen
[14:45] <DigDug> gmorning
[14:45] <DigDug> jap tracks?
[14:45] <DigDug> url?
[14:46] <DigDug> ministry, right?
[14:46] <timmo> jestuh: yeah thats fucked up
[14:46] <jestuh> NIN
[14:46] <jestuh> they are on the secret hub
[14:46] <jestuh> care of timmo
[14:46] <timmo> home is like the best song on the album
[14:46] <jestuh> word
[14:46] <timmo> and its not even on the album
[14:46] <Yze> anyone want chris tuckers number
[14:46] <Yze> or nick canon
[14:46] <Yze> or la reid
[14:46] <Yze> lil jon
[14:46] <jestuh> the hand that feeds remix is awesome too
[14:46] <Yze> some more. lol
[14:46] <jestuh> haha yze
[14:46] <Yze> this fucker has eveyrone on his phone
[14:46] <Yze> ima ebay this shit
[14:47] <Yze> =x
[14:47] <timmo> although i cant decide whether or not i like the jap ver. of right where it b
[14:47] <jestuh> i think i do
[14:47] <jestuh> but orig is good too
[14:47] <jestuh> not sure which is better
[14:47] <timmo> like the one on the album is more nin esque
[14:48] <jestuh> haha yze what are you stealing?
[14:48] <jestuh> jea it is
[14:48] <timmo> but the other one has a better production
[14:48] <timmo> imo
[14:48] <jestuh> wendys.com +()-
[14:48] <jestuh> <mickey> The Doc says I am eating too much crap and I need to consume
[14:48] <jestuh> nice host
[14:49] <jestuh> rjx you submitting your own shit?
[14:49] <jestuh> <TMH_> hmmm-mm
[14:49] <jestuh> <TMH_> there really is no feeling quite like a new razorblade
[14:49] <jestuh> <Rjx> that sounds like a linkin park lyric
[14:49] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:49] <Rjx> what's the hostname
[14:49] <jestuh> your isp or i wouldn't be asking
[14:49] <Rjx> same IP?
[14:50] <timmo> DONT BE GAY RJX
[14:50] <Rjx> haven't changed IP address in about 4 years now
[14:50] <jestuh> nay
[14:50] <jestuh> ah ok
[14:50] <Rjx> well then no, it wasn't me
[14:50] <Rjx> paste IP, we can do a /who
[14:50] <jestuh> i'm killing unless you fags try to outvote me
[14:50] <jestuh> ;[
[14:50] <Rjx> i think it already got approved on qdb.us
[14:50] <dekkon> kill
[14:50] <timmo> GUESS WHAT FUCKERS
[14:50] <Rjx> so kill
[14:50] <jestuh> <ajegwu> you are faggot.exe in the matrix
[14:50] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[14:51] <Serena[T]> kill
[14:51] <timmo> ITS ALMOST TIME FOR YOU TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR TAXES NOT BEING DONE
[14:51] <Rjx> haha
[14:51] <dekkon> OMG APPROVE LOL.EXE.COM.JS
[14:51] <Rjx> kill;[
[14:51] <jestuh> i did mine this morning
[14:51] <dekkon> finished up mine yesterday ;[
[14:51] <Rjx> bashed.pif
[14:51] <Tarkaan> hrm
[14:52] <Tarkaan> if I graffitied a billboard with LOL OMG BASH .. I wonder what kinda stree
[14:52] <dekkon> none
[14:53] <Tarkaan> :(
[14:53] <Tarkaan> none at all?
[14:53] <timmo> [15:51] [jestuh] i did mine this morning
[14:53] <Tarkaan> that's gotta be worth something
[14:53] <timmo> [15:52] [dekkon] finished up mine yesterday ;[
[14:53] <timmo> what the hell
[14:53] <timmo> is wrong with you people
[14:53] <jestuh> i didn't expect to finish today
[14:53] <dekkon> i had to get some advice for state taxes
[14:53] <jestuh> but i just made up a bunch of numbers
[14:54] <dekkon> being a resident of KY but working and all in AL
[14:54] <timmo> ive had my state and federal checks
[14:54] <timmo> for like a week or more
[14:54] <jestuh> i discovered that if you are poor and over 25 you get free money
[14:54] <jestuh> which is pretty sweet
[14:54] <dekkon> EIC ;[
[14:54] <jestuh> yep
[14:54] <jestuh> first time i qualified
[14:55] <dekkon> 3 more fucking years
[14:55] <timmo> like how poor
[14:55] <timmo> and how much money
[14:55] <jestuh> under 11k
[14:55] <timmo> oh
[14:55] <timmo> well fuck i made almost 20k before taxes this year
[14:55] <timmo> ;[
[14:55] <jestuh> you rich mofo!
[14:55] <dekkon> i made ~18 ;[
[14:56] <jestuh> also timmo you see new nin single is out?
[14:56] <timmo> i didnt
[14:56] <jestuh> new remixes on it
[14:56] <timmo> im only slightly rich
[14:56] <jestuh> lemme hub it
[14:56] <timmo> and thats because i put a lot of money in the bank
[14:56] <jestuh> 60mb
[14:56] <timmo> savings/ira
[14:57] <timmo> i dont trust 401ks and ss
[14:57] <timmo> i need to start saving now so that im not fucked when im old
[14:58] <jestuh> now hubbing it
[14:58] <jmx> that takes the adventure of of aging
[14:58] <jestuh> hopefully it finishes before roomie notices the crippling d/l speeds ;[
[15:00] <jestuh> legion: When I went to image board web sites to look for inappropriate image
[15:00] <jestuh> kman: If you go deliberately looking for inappropriate images, you shouldn't
[15:00] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:00] <timmo> fucking christ
[15:00] <timmo> http://img73.imageshack.us/my.php?image=041420062343208yu.png
[15:00] <timmo> what the hell is wrong with people
[15:00] <timmo> how the hell can they think that looks good
[15:00] <jmx> kill
[15:01] <dekkon> that makes my head hurt
[15:01] <timmo> just looking at that makes me want to kill myself
[15:01] <jmx> maybe they were going for extreme ugly, if so they succeeded
[15:01] <jestuh> dracony_gentoo: C#?
[15:01] <jestuh> dracony_gentoo: i like to keep away from objects
[15:01] <jestuh> dracony_gentoo: especially sharp ones
[15:01] <jestuh> dracony_gentoo: get it
[15:01] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:02] <jmx> kill
[15:02] <Serena[T]> hehe but kill
[15:02] <timmo> approve
[15:02] <Tarkaan> I don't get it
[15:02] <Tarkaan> oh
[15:02] <timmo> # stands for sharp
[15:02] <jestuh> approves win!
[15:02] <Tarkaan> sharp
[15:02] <jmx> but look at the playlist timmo, that says a lot right there
[15:02] <timmo> ya
[15:03] <Tarkaan> and it's an object language
[15:03] <Tarkaan> haha
[15:04] <jestuh> <x_panther> if you fake an orgams can it be consitered a 'sargasm'?
[15:04] <jestuh> Results 1 - 10 of about 195 for sargasm orgasm
[15:04] <jestuh> nice try paco
[15:05] <jmx> A 68-year-old Catholic priest goes on trial on Monday in the stabbing death of
[15:05] <jmx> well, its not molesting children anyways
[15:05] <jestuh> sweet
[15:05] <wind> she opened the gate
[15:06] <jestuh> man do i hate religious people
[15:06] <dekkon> word
[15:06] <jmx> the catholic church should use this one, "see, we aren't all molesters, some of
[15:07] <jestuh> i need to be elected to pass my religious-people-terminating-squads law
[15:07] <jestuh> ;[
[15:07] <r3in> w t4t1v5
[15:07] <pinkboa> Sorry, could not find weather for "t4t1v5"
[15:07] <r3in> w t4t 1v5
[15:07] <pinkboa> Weather for Rocky Mountain House, Alberta - Updated at 3:00 PM MDT on April
[15:07] <Tarkaan> you got my vote.
[15:08] <Tarkaan> I wonder if we could run a presidential candidate in the next election with
[15:08] <poopy> jestuh just approved 2, and killed 98
[15:08] <jmx> A three-year-old gave her dad up to cops after being told by his mother and fat
[15:08] <jmx> Dieter Brauer, 33, from Vreden in Germany was trying to hide away from the poli
[15:08] <jmx> When cops arrived at his home to arrest him after noting down his number plate
[15:08] <jmx> But three-year-old Hannah told the police "daddy is here" and took them to the
[15:08] <Tarkaan> get all these 18-25 year olds registered, have alittle army of ebaum's and
[15:09] <jestuh> online people are all talk and no action
[15:09] <jestuh> they will sign online petitions but not go register to vote
[15:09] <jestuh> happens every election
[15:09] <Tarkaan> someone please do it
[15:10] <jestuh> OMG HIGHEST YOUNG VOTER TURNOUT EVER EXPECTED
[15:10] <Tarkaan> something about action and jestuh's mom PLEASE
[15:10] <jestuh> then it was like 21%
[15:10] <dekkon> michael already has my vote ;[
[15:10] <jestuh> record lows across the nation
[15:10] <jmx> lol
[15:10] <Tarkaan> yeah, 2000 was powerful lame
[15:10] <r3in> im registered to vote
[15:10] <r3in> and online petetions do shit
[15:10] <jmx> though i know a lot of stupid and uninformed people who shouldnt be allowed to
[15:10] <Tarkaan> and bush BARELY survived the curse of the zero year presidents
[15:11] <jestuh> i will pass a law where you have to take a test before every vote
[15:11] <jestuh> if you get below a 70% your vote is thrown out
[15:11] <jmx> lol
[15:11] <jmx> you would have my vote now if i was american
[15:11] <dekkon> OMG UNCONSTITUTIONAL ;[[[[[[[[[[[[
[15:11] <jestuh> hahaha
[15:12] <Tarkaan> "If PartyChic28 roots Hackerboy's box, and PartyChic28 is on dual load-bala
[15:12] <r3in> and then if you fail the test, you get put into a re 'educational' center
[15:13] <jestuh> i will have them murdered at the polling station
[15:13] <jestuh> huge dumpsters at every polling place
[15:13] <jestuh> can't waste gas and resources in transportation
[15:13] <dekkon> Sadhat Party
[15:13] <jmx> lol
[15:14] <timmo> so today
[15:14] <jestuh> hell yes
[15:14] <Twin`> spray paint is one of god's greatest jokes
[15:14] <jestuh> <Imp>: I don't like computer games. They're too simple comparing with
[15:14] <jestuh> Ann signed off.
[15:14] <jestuh> <Imp>: :(
[15:14] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:14] <timmo> i found out one of my favorite songs, caroline's spine - sullivan
[15:14] <Tarkaan> "I got a 65%!" "Sorry, Timmy, you need 70% to live." <PULP>
[15:14] <timmo> is based off a true story
[15:14] <timmo> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_brothers
[15:14] <jmx> kill
[15:14] <Tarkaan> a
[15:14] <r3in> approce
[15:14] <timmo> of 5 boys who went to war in ww2
[15:14] <timmo> they were all put on the same ship
[15:14] <timmo> and the shit got blown to shit
[15:15] <timmo> and after that the military decided
[15:15] <timmo> no more putting more than one person in one family in the same boat/platoon/e
[15:16] <dekkon> url sole survivor policy
[15:16] <pinkboa> - "sole survivor policy": http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/faq72-5.htm
[15:16] <dekkon> Similarly, no President has ever issued any executive order forbidding assig
[15:17] <timmo> no, but the military doesnt do it anymore
[15:18] <jeshax> time since last crash: 2mins 44secs
[15:18] <jeshax> ;[
[15:18] * jeshax is now known as jestuh
[15:18] <Tarkaan> :(
[15:18] <jmx> lol
[15:18] <jestuh> ok timmo relink sullivan
[15:19] <jestuh> clicking on link made comp reboot
[15:19] <timmo> [16:15] (timmo) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sullivan_brothers
[15:19] <timmo> [16:16] [dekkon] url sole survivor policy
[15:19] <timmo> [16:17] [pinkboa] - "sole survivor policy": http://www.history.navy.mil/faqs/
[15:19] <timmo> [16:17] [dekkon] Similarly, no President has ever issued any executive order
[15:19] <timmo> [16:18] (timmo) no, but the military doesnt do it anymore
[15:19] <jestuh> ahh word i heard about em before
[15:19] <timmo> i just thought this was a good song
[15:20] <timmo> till i read something about saving private ryan
[15:20] <timmo> that had a little writeup on em
[15:21] <jestuh> what was the vote on this one?
[15:21] <jestuh> <Imp>: I don't like computer games. They're too simple comparing with
[15:21] <jestuh> Ann signed off.
[15:21] <jestuh> <Imp>: :(
[15:21] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:21] <Tarkaan> a
[15:21] <timmo> kill
[15:21] <orge> kill
[15:21] <jmx> kill
[15:21] <Tarkaan> timmo :(
[15:21] <Tarkaan> guys :(
[15:22] <jmx> theres several similar on there already
[15:24] <Rjx> timm
[15:24] <timmo> ?
[15:24] <Rjx> i still ain't having any luck with talking/singing while palying guitar at the
[15:24] <timmo> it takes a while
[15:24] <Rjx> keeping on with the practice ;[
[15:24] <Rjx> yeah
[15:24] <timmo> you still humming/mumbling along with it?
[15:24] <Rjx> yeah
[15:25] <timmo> try something really easy
[15:25] <timmo> like something with just 4chords
[15:25] <Rjx> i think i'll focus on that more, i've been working mostly on being able to reco
[15:25] <timmo> at a slow tempo
[15:25] <Rjx> if i hear a note now, i can usually know where it'll be on the frets
[15:25] <timmo> and relatively easy lyrics that follow the same rythmn
[15:25] <Rjx> without having to play a bunch
[15:25] <Rjx> i'll give that a try
[15:25] <Rjx> any suggestions?
[15:26] <timmo> bob marley - redemption song
[15:26] <jestuh> PANac61487: fuckass
[15:26] <jestuh> SmarterChild: OK great, you just insulted a computer. Congratulations.
[15:26] <jestuh> PANac61487: :(
[15:26] <timmo> other than the intro, its all chords
[15:26] <jestuh> haha owned.
[15:26] <timmo> and its pretty slow
[15:26] <Rjx> aight
[15:26] <timmo> its also the first song i learned to play all the way through, and sing
[15:27] <timmo> also rjx
[15:27] <timmo> another thing you can try
[15:27] <timmo> is talking at the same time youre playing
[15:27] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 100
[15:27] <orge> excellent
[15:27] <Rjx> i've had a little success with that
[15:27] <timmo> try playing the guitar and holding a conversation with someone
[15:27] <Rjx> i usually have to play something really repetitive
[15:27] <Rjx> else my fingers just lose it
[15:27] <timmo> thats why most people who sing and play
[15:27] <timmo> play just chords
[15:28] <Rjx> makes sense
[15:28] <r3in> http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2006/04/14/iran-israel060414.html
[15:28] <jestuh> <xye> I hear there's a new mp3 irc exploit?
[15:28] <jestuh> <Merlin> who listens to mp3s on irc?
[15:28] <jestuh> * mp34IRC has quit IRC (Darkness)
[15:28] <jestuh> haha what a gay nick
[15:28] <daze_> don't look at me like i am a monster
[15:29] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 25
[15:32] <jmx> http://www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html?id=071e416f-b938-4a27-aa30-b
[15:33] <jestuh> <Mik0r> I wish they made cars that run on methane cause I sure produce
[15:33] <jestuh> <gerbil> i wish they made cars that run on methadone
[15:33] <jestuh> <gerbil> cuz id siphon everyones fuel
[15:33] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:34] <jestuh> fuck it approving
[15:34] <r3in> methadone?
[15:35] <jestuh> what kinda drug dealer are you?
[15:36] <jmx> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methadone
[15:37] <timmo> haha
[15:37] <Rjx> haha
[15:37] <Rjx> methadone is usually given as a heroin substitute
[15:37] <poopy> jestuh just approved 3, and killed 97
[15:37] <Rjx> to recovering addicts
[15:38] <Rjx> but it has been growing in popularity as a recreational drug
[15:38] <dekkon> i took one back in like 02, shit was fun
[15:39] <wind> cadbury eggs for easter
[15:39] <Rjx> seems pretty easy to OD on by accident
[15:39] <Rjx> has been happening a lot in the UK
[15:39] <Rjx> that's also one of the things ripper took
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> you know what
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> as much as folks complain i don't think i'm ever going to be able
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> it just comes naturally!
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> one line -> one complete thought
[15:40] <jestuh> <toby> you had one complete thought on three lines just then
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> go
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> fuck
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> yourself
[15:40] <jestuh> <G> how's that for a complete thouight on three lines
[15:40] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:40] <Rjx> k
[15:40] <Rjx> ill
[15:40] <jestuh> o
[15:40] <jestuh> k
[15:40] <jonathans> k licensed to ill
[15:41] <dekkon> k
[15:41] <jestuh> Michael Casadevall: The best part about photographic memory:
[15:41] <jestuh> Michael Casadevall: P0rn on demand
[15:41] <jestuh> Michael Casadevall: The worst part about photographic memory:
[15:41] <jestuh> Michael Casadevall: goat.cx
[15:41] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:42] <jonathans> leet speak, too bad
[15:42] <dekkon> kill
[15:42] <jestuh> * ChanServ sets mode: +v vendetta
[15:42] <jestuh> <iCHOR|thompson> chanserv had a +v for vendetta
[15:42] <jestuh> those idiots
[15:43] <jestuh> don't they know the channel #v is much cooler?
[15:43] <jonathans> ugh
[15:43] <jestuh> ;[
[15:43] <jonathans> chanserv.
[15:44] <jestuh> no one fell for my subtle channel spam
[15:45] <Rjx> i wonder if chanserv is any less drunk than chanfix
[15:45] * varius is now known as var
[15:45] <jonathans> you were expecting..? http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&
[15:46] <daze_> anyone have any puscifer tracks?
[15:46] <poopy> jestuh just approved 0, and killed 100
[15:46] <jestuh> they've only been on soundtracks so far right?
[15:46] <jestuh> don't think i have em down here
[15:47] <daze_> yeah only 2 songs really
[15:47] <daze_> and a remix
[15:53] * maru_ is now known as maru
[15:54] * varius is now known as var
[15:55] <Tarkaan> mmm real nova lox
[15:56] <jonathans> Hiya! Thanks for checking my profile, really nice of ya.Lol! Oh but liste
[15:56] <jestuh> HAHAHAHA ^_^
[15:56] <Rjx> Lol!
[15:57] <jestuh> la.gov +()-
[15:57] <jestuh> Logan: that's because she knows you've betrayed her. you're the cat version
[15:57] <jestuh> Logan: except in the cat bible kitty-jesus rips out judas' throat with his r
[15:57] <jestuh> Logan: the cat bible is much more violent and sexy than our sad, human bible
[15:57] <jestuh> Logan: in producer terms, the human bible would be a theater play while the
[15:57] <jestuh> Logan: cats: 1 jews :0
[15:57] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:57] <Tarkaan> k
[15:57] <jestuh> <phex> so you excited for your interview at RIM?
[15:57] <jestuh> <burnison> yep
[15:57] <jestuh> <phex> so then you're hoping to get a rim job?
[15:57] <jestuh> <burnison> hell yes
[15:57] <jestuh> *phex waits for the pun to set in
[15:57] <Rjx> kill, almost approve though
[15:57] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:58] <Rjx> but only because it was submitted from a govt comp
[15:58] <Tarkaan> a
[15:58] <jestuh> yeah that's why i pasted
[15:58] <jestuh> <3 .giv submissions
[15:58] <jestuh> gov
[15:58] <jestuh> more votezzzzzzzzz
[15:59] <jestuh> Liam: hear about these new digital gravestones?
[15:59] <jestuh> Shaun: I can't see it catching on
[15:59] <jestuh> Liam: well I won't be coffin up the money for one
[15:59] <jestuh> Shaun: that's the worst joke ever
[15:59] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[15:59] <Rjx> yeah the best submission i can remember
[15:59] <Rjx> was one that just said
[15:59] <Rjx> <?php phpinfo(); ?>
[16:00] <Rjx> and the ip/host was from the chinese government
[16:00] <jestuh> hahaha
[16:00] <jestuh> awesome
[16:02] <poopy> jestuh just approved 1, and killed 99
[16:02] <jestuh> i thought the mono/stereo quote would bomb
[16:02] <Rendiew> "most chan's im on arent that dumb.." oh the morony
[16:03] <Rendiew> http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=308729441#post308
[16:04] <jestuh> (@tefat) i want a girl who doesnt end with .jpg
[16:04] <jestuh> (oxytone) fatchick.png
[16:04] <jestuh> Approve Kill
[16:04] <dekkon> k
[16:04] <dekkon> i
[16:04] <dekkon> l
[16:04] <dekkon> l
[16:04] <jestuh> o
[16:04] <jestuh> k
[16:04] <jestuh> d
[16:04] <jestuh> e
[16:04] <jestuh> k
[16:04] <jestuh> k
[16:04] <jestuh> o
[16:04] <jestuh> n
[16:04] <daze_> f
[16:04] <daze_> a
[16:04] <daze_> r
[16:04] <daze_> t
[16:05] <Rjx> you samoans are all the same
[16:05] <Rjx> you have no faith in the essential deceny of the white man's character
[16:05] <jestuh> <3
[16:05] <daze_> F.A.L.I.L.V.
[16:05] <daze_> ftw
[16:05] <Tarkaan> I wouldn't go so far as to call him indecent
[16:05] <dekkon> man that reminds me, I havent seen that high in years
[16:06] <jestuh> haha
[16:06] <Rjx> is it character or culture?
[16:06] <Rjx> i can't remember
[16:06] <dekkon> coulture
[16:06] <dekkon> except i cant spell
[16:06] <daze_> ann coulture?
[16:07] <dekkon> id hit it, only for the hands
[16:07] <daze_> anyone in here watching the UFC fight on PPV tonight?
[16:07] <dekkon> if only*
[16:08] <r3in> you should make a release for it daze_
[16:08] <daze_> nahh
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